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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (8/6/23)




Who will be in the quarterfinals for this block?

Kazuchika Okada is advancing no matter what, but the question is: will he be the one seed or two seed for B Block in these G1 Climax quarterfinals? And then, who joins him as the other quarterfinalist?


  • SANADA & DOUKI VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa; Sanada & Douki win.
  • Tomohiro Ishii & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Mikey Nicholls & Kosei Fujita; Ishii & Tanahashi win.
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Tama Tonga VS Jeff Cobb & HENARE; Cobb & Henare win.
  • Eddie Kingston & Togi Makabe VS David Finlay & Chase Owens; Finlay & Chase win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; LIJ wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA; Kenta wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa; Okada wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo; Ospreay wins.


Here are the current B Block standings.

Kazuchika Okada: 5-1, 10 points [QUALIFIED]
Will Ospreay: 4-2, 8 points
El Phantasmo: 3-3, 6 points
Taichi: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]


G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA!

Sadly for the Head Hunter and Fang Revived, they have no shot at the G1 quarterfinals. But that doesn’t matter when pride is on the line! Will Hashi refuse to #GoToSleep? Or will Kenta make sure Hashi can’t #GetBackUp?

The bell rings and fans rally up already. Kenta is almost surprised fans are cheering him on. And now he wants them to get louder! But Hashi gets his fans going louder instead! Kenta says, “Here we go~!” and the fans cheer. Hashi flexes and shouts and the fans cheer more! Kenta has Hashi try his side of the crowd. Hashi goes over there and flexes, but then Kenta cheap shots from behind! Fans boo as Kenta stomps Hashi at the ropes. The ref counts, Kenta lets off at 4 and blames the fans. Kenta drags Hashi up, throws hands, then whips Hashi to ropes. Hashi reverses and runs Kenta over! Fans fire up while Kenta bails out.

Hashi builds speed, slides, but Kenta avoids the dropkick! Kenta then RAMS Hashi into the railing! Kenta then whips Hashi into more railing! Hashi goes down in a heap and fans rally up. Kenta storms up on Hashi, tells the fans to cheer him, and then drags Hashi up again. Kenta whips Hashi into even more railing! Hashi falls over again, the ref reprimands and tells Kenta to get this in the ring. Kenta KICKS Hashi in the back instead! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, the fans rally and Kenta puts Hashi in the ring. Kenta stomps Hashi around, drops a knee on Hashi’s head, and fans rally up. Cover, TWO!

Kenta clamps on with a chinlock! Fans rally as Kenta smothers Hashi! The ref reprimands, Kenta then changes to a head vice! Hashi endures the squeeze, Kenta lets off, and then he KICKS Hashi in the back! Fans rally again as Kenta kicks Hashi around. Hashi stands, Kenta kicks him again, then eggs him on. Hashi swings but Kenta gets around to spin Hashi and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Kenta wraps Hashi in the chinlock. Kenta smothers Hashi again, then goes back to the chinlock. Hashi endures, the fans rally up, and Hashi fights up. Hashi throws body shots but Kenta throws him down by his hair!

The ref reprimands but Kenta drags Hashi up. Kenta KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Hashi into the corner! Hashi falls over, and Kenta stands on him! The ref counts, Kenta steps off at 4. Kenta drags Hashi up at the five minute mark and Hashi fires forearms! Kenta knees low, whips Hashi to ropes, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down. Kenta crawls to a corner, Hashi rises and goes to the opposite. Hashi runs in corner to corner, to CHOP! Fans fire up and Hashi whips Kenta to CHOP! And mule kick! And runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi as he hits The Head Hunter!

Hashi runs in at the ropes to CHOP Kenta again! And then Hashi hangs Kenta out to dry! Hashi runs to DROPKICK Kenta down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up behind Hashi as he looms over Kenta. Hashi drags Kenta up, reels him in, but Kenta fights the lift! Kenta RAMS Hashi into a corner, almost getting the ref! Hashi comes back but Kenta dodges, to shove Hashi into another corner! Roll-up, TWO! Hashi runs in, Kenta sends him right into the ref! And then kicks low to DDT! Kenta then takes advantage of the ref being down to go get a kendo stick! Fans boo as Kenta gets in the ring, but he acts like he doesn’t get why they’re upset.

Kenta SMACKS Hashi on the back! Fans boo but Kenta just smirks. Kenta SMACKS Hashi again! And again! And again! Hashi writhes but Kenta SMACKS him yet again! Fans boo but Kenta dares Hashi to get back up. But wait, Kenta then sees Hashi’s bo staff! Kenta brings the staff in, gives it a kiss, then runs in, but Hashi dodges! The staff hits ropes and then hits Kenta in the head! Fans fire up while both men are down! Kenta rolls away to the corner, Hashi gets the staff out of the ring. The ref also stirs, and Hashi aims from the corner. Hashi roars and runs in to clothesline! And then he brings Kenta around, to POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Kenta is still in this but fans fire up behind Hashi! Hashi drags Kenta up as we pass 10 minutes, but Kenta fights the suplex! Kenta fires a forearm, Hashi fires back! Fans rally as the two go back and forth, forearm for forearm! Then Hashi CHOPS! And ROCKS, and CHOPS! But Kenta CROSS COUNTERS! Kenta fires off right cross palm strikes, blocks a superkick, and then ROCKS Hashi again! Kenta runs to BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up but Kenta drags Hashi right up to a fireman’s carry! But Hashi slips free, to get a SLEEPER! Kenta snapmares free, blocks a lariat and URAKENS! And URAKENS! And ROLLING- SUPERKICK!

Fans fire up with Hashi as he reels Kenta in! KUMAGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Kenta survives again but Hashi fires up! Fans are with him again as he drags Kenta up. Full nelson, pump handle, KAR- NO, Kenta shoves Hashi at the ref again! LOW- NO!! Hashi blocks the low blow and the ref reprimands! Kenta tells him to shut up, but storms into the HIDDEN GAP! Hashi runs and LARIATS! Fans are thunderous, Hashi full nelsons to pump handle, KAR- NO!! Kenta snatches a cradle! AND WINS!!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)

The Head Hunter didn’t Go To Sleep, but he still got beat! Will this mean Bullet Club gets their shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?


G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan!

Well, it would seem the Holy Emperor and the Dominator are also completely out of the running, because of their losses to Okada. But as with Hashi and Kenta, this is about pride as fighters, and as champions! Will the KOPW Champion or the Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Champion finish with a golden ticket?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two slowly approach. Khan goes for a leg but Taichi stays back. Fans chant “Let’s Go, Taichi!” “Let’s Go, Khan!” Taichi’s side is stronger as he again avoids Khan going for legs. The two approach, Khan keeps changing levels, but Taichi goes to the corner. Khan eggs Taichi on and fans rally up. The two approach, and Taichi dares Khan to take a shot. So Khan TACKLES him! Khan gets a headlock, smothers Taichi a second, then flips him over to waistlock and roll to a bridging cover. ONE, and Taichi has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Khan lets off. Taichi bails out while fans cheer.

Taichi goes around the outside while Khan stands patiently, arms behind his back. Taichi paces, Khan drop steps and stretches to keep limber. Taichi slowly steps in, the two circle, and they feel things out. Khan wants a leg, Taichi wants to kick, but both are wary of the other. Taichi kicks but gets caught! Khan waistlocks, keeps Taichi from ropes, but Taichi breaks free to ENZIGURI! Khan staggers, that kick got him in the back! Taichi gives Khan Kawada Kicks, then pushes him. Khan claps to throw Taichi off, and then he picks Taichi up! Khan DUMPS Taichi up and over the top rope! Fans fire up as Khan goes out after Taichi.

Khan clinches, picks Taichi up, and RAMS him into railing! Taichi grimaces but Khan brings him around. But then Khan just RAMS him into more railing! The ref reprimands and English commentary wants Khan to be careful. Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into the apron! Taichi falls, clutching his back! Khan tells Taichi he can go ahead and get in the ring. Taichi is still down, so Khan drags Taichi over to railing. Khan then goes up and over to pull Taichi’s arm through, and then pulls on the fingers and twists the wrist! The ref reprimands, Khan thrashes the railing to mess with the arm!

The ref counts, Khan lets off at 4, and Taichi scrambles away. Fans rally up as Khan takes his time returning from No Man’s Land. The ring count starts, Khan drags Taichi up and brings him around. Khan wrenches and CLUBS the arm, and then puts Taichi in at 10 of 20. Fans cheer and Khan hurries after Taichi. We pass five minutes as Khan clamps on a top wristlock, and then makes it a HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Taichi endures, kicks around, but Khan squeezes tight! Taichi still moves over, but Khan kneels on Taichi. Taichi’s foot still gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Khan lets off quickly.

Taichi stands up against the ropes, Khan pushes him but Taichi kicks back. Khan kicks low, wrenches an arm, then hits a fireman’s carry takeover. Fans cheer the traditional wrestling style, and Khan stomps around. Fans clap along, Khan runs in, but into an ENZIGURI! Fans fire up while both men are down! Taichi stands up and storms over to Khan, to KICK him in the side! Khan sits up, and Taichi KICKS him in the back! Khan grabs at a leg, Taichi sits him up, and Taichi KICKS him back down! Then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi slaps Khan with them and eggs him on! Khan gets up and clinches!

Taichi fights, wrenches, wrangles Khan, then hammerlocks and GUILLOTINES! Shoutout to the Russian Wolf! Khan endures and Taichi drags him down into body scissors! Khan fights this sambo hold and moves around, to the ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer, and then Khan coughs and sputters for air. Taichi drags Khan back up, but Khan shoots in to waistlock! Taichi wrenches free, REVERSE ARMBAR! And back to body scissors! Khan endures, fights the scissors, grabs around, but Taichi pulls on the arm! Khan kicks around, but Taichi keeps him from ropes! Wrench, step-over and an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!!

Fans fire up as Khan endures and fights around! Khan fights up, but Taichi wrangles him back down! Khan kicks and kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer again. Taichi’s busting out moves no one knew he knew, and we pass 10 minutes. Taichi eggs Khan on, and then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS it again! Taichi kicks but Khan blocks to sweep the leg, roll Taichi, and clinch for a BIG BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into a corner! Taichi staggers, Khan hits a SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE!

Taichi endures as Khan leans all his weight on the hold! Fans rally, Taichi moves around, crawls his way over, and his foot gets a ROPEBREAK! Khan kneels on Taichi while he holds on until the ref counts. Khan looms over Taichi, drags him up, and gut wrenches, but Taichi hooks a leg! CALF KILLER, transitioned into a FIGURE FOUR KNEELOCK! Fans fire up as Khan endures, but Taichi shifts his grip on the toehold! Taichi keeps Khan’s legs tied up and fans rally! Khan fights, reaches out, but Taichi pulls as hard as he can on the legs! Khan fights with an arm, to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer again as Taichi lets off.

Taichi pounds the mat and fans rally up. Taichi roars, builds his energy and aims at Khan from the corner. Khan flounders on one good leg, into the LEG SCISSOR TAKEDOWN, into a CROSS HEEL HOOK!! Khan flails pounds the mat but he isn’t giving up! Khan sits up, he grabs at Taichi’s legs, and he has a HEEL HOOK now! Taichi pushes on the Cross Heel! Khan keeps his shoulders up as he pulls on Taichi’s legs! They duel over Heel Hooks but neither is giving up! They both crawl their way over, still pull on the Heel Hooks, and Taichi grabs the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer this technical exchange as we pass 15 minutes.

The Heel Hooks are undone and both men seethe as they rise up. They go forehead to forehead, then stand. Khan throws a forearm, Taichi throws a kick! Khan gives another forearm, Taichi gives another kick! They go back and forth, Taichi gets the edge with KICK after KICK, but Khan CHOPS! Tachi SOBATS! Khan IRON FIST BODY BLOWS! Taichi spins but Khan blocks the heel kick to SLAM Taichi down! But Taichi’s right up to BOOT! Khan’s right up to BOOT! Taichi’s right up to GAMANGIRI! Khan wobbles, Taichi runs in, AX- NO, HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE STO!! Khan thrashes and puts all his weight on this hold!

Fans rally, Taichi endures, and Khan headstands to get the maximum weight! Khan can’t keep it, though, and now we hit the three minute warning! Taichi stands, Khan SLAMS him right back down! Khan leans on the hold as Taichi endures! Fans duel, Khan pulls back on the triangle! Then leans on Taichi again! Then pulls back again! TAICHI TAPS, KHAN WINS!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by submission (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)

The Holy Emperor was just conquered by the United Empire! Khan conquers the KOPW Champion, will that title be the next conquest?


G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!

The Rainmaker is guaranteed a spot in the quarterfinals, but like anyone, he wants to go in on top! Will Okada make it rain and solidify his spot as the number one seed? Or will the Silverback clear the skies for another to take flight?

The bell rings and fans rally up for “O-KA-DA!” as he and Loa circle. They tie up, Loa rolls Okada up, TWO! Loa reels Okada into a headlock but Okada powers out. Loa runs Okada over, then grins at him. Things speed up, Loa blocks hip toss to body shot and turn, backslide! TWO and Okada rushes in, but Loa gets around to O’Conner Roll! TWO, and fans cheer as Loa runs. Okada gets around him, ripcords, but Loa ducks the lariat! Loa UPPERCUTS and Okada bails out of the ring. Fans rally up but Loa waits on Okada. The ring count starts, then Loa goes out the side. Loa storms up but Okada kicks low, and DDTs to the floor!

Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Loa tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Okada hurries out after him, and clears off part of English commentary’s table! Okada brings Loa over to SMACK Loa off the table! English commentary apologizes for being off mic for this, as Okada THROWS Loa into the table and it topples over! Fans boo Okada as he leaves Loa behind, and Jado coaches Okada up. Fans rally for Loa now and he staggers up and away from English commentary. Loa slowly rolls into the ring but Okada is right on him with a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud as Loa hangs tough.

Okada looms over Loa, gives him toying kicks and he eggs Loa on. Loa stands up to get in Okada’s face, but Okada fires forearms! Okada whips Loa to a corner then back elbows! Kick and- NO, Loa stops the DDT to RAM Okada into a corner! Loa fires off forearms and the fans are with him! Red Shoes reprimands, Loa lets off, but Okada fires off on Loa now! Okada runs but Loa SPEARS him down! Fans fire up for Loa and Jado coaches him up. Loa and Okada stir, and Loa grits his teeth as he rises up. Okada staggers and Loa LARIATS! And ELBOWS! Okada dodges a shot but the SOUTHPAW hits! Fans fire up and we pass five minutes!

Loa BODY BLOWS, UPPERCUTS, and repeat! Fans rally as Loa hits Okada again and again and again and again, then really fires off in the corner! Loa then tops it off with a CHOP! Loa whips Okada corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines! And then back the other way, for another clothesline! Okada staggers, Loa waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans rally up again and Loa drags Okada up. Okada fights the scoop and he CLUBS Loa on the back! Loa ROCKS Okada and Okada tumbles out of the ring! Fans rally again and Loa goes out, only for Okada to kick! But Loa back drops Okada to the floor first!

Fans fire up with Loa and he runs in, to LARIAT Okada down! Fans fire up even more and Loa drags Okada up. Loa puts Okada in, fans rally, and Loa slingshot SENTONS! Loa hurries to get Okada up, for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Okada survives but Jado coaches Loa. Fans rally, Loa stands and he brings Okada up. Loa scoops but Okada slips free, to have the arm! MONEY CLIP!! Loa endures, but Okada brings him down to a knee! Loa fights up and he RAMS Okada into a corner! Loa runs in, but Okada pops him up to the Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Loa flops out of the ring while fans fire up!

Jado coaches Loa as he crawls around the way. Fans rally, Okada hurries out after Loa, and runs in, only for Loa to throw him over railing! Okada lands on his feet but Loa ROCKS him! The ring count starts as Loa lifts Okada, and tells people to move!? Fans fire up but Okada fights free! Okada runs to SHOTGUN Loa down! The ring count is past 13 of 20 now! Okada hurries and puts Loa in at 17! Fans cheer that Okada wants this to end inside the ring! Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and we pass 10 minutes. Okada paces around, leading Loa by the wrist, but Loa ducks the lariat! Kick, KNEE, and ENZIGURI!

Loa hurries to scoop! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Okada survives the Scrapbuster but fans rally behind Loa! Loa drags Okada up, scoops again, but Okada slips free again! Backslide! Loa rolls through, but into a short arm LARIAT! Okada holds onto the wrist, and he drags Loa back up. For another short arm LARIAT! Okada fires up and fans fire up, too, as Okada drags Loa around. Okada brings Loa in, but Loa throws elbows to stop the ripcord! Okada uses that to DISCUS LARIAT! Loa stays up!? Okada fires forearm after forearm, but Loa just HEADBUTTS! Loa runs, but into the DROPKICK! But Loa’s right up!?

Loa roars and he fires forearm son Okada! Okada UPPERCUTS back! Okada runs, into a LOA DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Milano Collection AT is laughing from shock! Loa drags Okada up, scoops, but Okada fights free! Okada scoops to EMERALD FLOWSION! And then ripcord, RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

The Rainmaker finishes off the Silverback, and Okada is now solidified as B Block’s top seed! Is Okada already on his way to the G1 Climax Threepeat?


G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo!

The Aerial Assassin is on the bubble, but so is the Headbanga! If this goes to even just a draw, Ospreay is in! Will Ospreay join Okada in the quarterfinals? Or will there be Sudden Death in the final round?

The two fist bump to show there is respect here, and the fans cheer. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay can’t believe it! The two circle, tie up, and Ospreay headlocks. ELP fights up, pries at the hold but Ospreay holds on tight, even as ELP tries to power out. ELP rolls Ospreay, Ospreay holds on and they stand back up. ELP powers up and puts Ospreay on ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break, and both men let off slowly. ELP then forearms Ospreay! Ospreay headlocks, ELP powers out and DROPKCIKS! ELP keeps moving and he RANAS Ospreay! Ospreay goes out, ELP goes up, but Ospreay gets far, far away!

Fans cheer as ELP backflips off the corner and lands on his feet. Ospreay hears the fans all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” and ELP even lounges on the corner! Ospreay returns to the ring, the fans rally for him now, and Ospreay slides in. ELP stomps Ospreay, CLUBS him, whips him, but Ospreay holds ropes. ELP runs in but Ospreay FLAPJACK HOTSHOTS him! Then Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! Fans fire up and Ospreay aims, to PLANCHA! Direct hit and Ospreay even lands on his feet! Fans fire up as Ospreay paces around. Ospreay drags ELP up, CHOPS him, and then follows him around the way.

Ospreay CHOKES ELP on the railing! Then CLUBS him on the neck! ELP sputters and coughs, but Ospreay drags him up and puts him in the ring. Fans applaud as Ospreay scoops ELP, for a BIG BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Fans cheer and Ospreay is a bit annoyed with ELP. Ospreay ROCKS ELP and ELP staggers to a corner. ELP throws a forearm back but Ospreay shrugs it off. Ospreay uses a rather Ishii tactic as he corners ELP and just takes the forearms. ELP keeps throwing shots but Ospreay doesn’t budge. ELP PURPLE NURPLES! But Ospreay doesn’t care?! Ospreay DECKS ELP with a forearm!

Fans fire up and ELP is dazed. Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and snapmares to then cravat for a neck wrench. ELP endures, but Ospreay lets go to CLUB him in the neck! Ospreay kicks at ELP toyingly, but ELP CHOPS! Ospreay is stinging but he comes back. ELP throws a forearm but Ospreay just grits his teeth. ELP ROCKS Ospreay this time, but Ospreay cravats as we hit five minutes. ELP throws body shots, gets free, and he ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay BOOTS ELP! Ospreay whips, ELP ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Fans fire up as Ospreay tumbles away to a corner! Ospreay sits up in a daze now as fans rally up.

ELP feeds off the energy as fans again chant, and he kips up! Ospreay storms up but into a LARIAT! And a Manhattan Drop! ELP mocks Ospreay, gets around, atomic drop again! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And then ELP goes to the corner, goes up, FALLING ELBOW! Fans fire up, and ELP tunes up the band. The fans clap along, ELP runs in but Ospreay dodges! Ospreay waistlocks, ELP elbows free and runs, but into the Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! Ospreay whips, ELP reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans fire up again while both men are down! Ospreay crawls to a cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Ospreay goes to the apron. Ospreay climbs a corner, ELP stands, and Ospreay BLINDSIDE CHEERIOS! ELP falls outta the ring, and Ospreay goes up the other corner! But ELP shoves him down! Ospreay hotshots off ropes, ELP goes up! ELP tightrope walks to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous! ELP rises and gets the fans to get louder. ELP then drags Ospreay up and into the ring, climbs the ropes, and springboard SWANTONS! To then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but ELP keeps his cool. ELP drags Ospreay up, straitjackets, but Ospreay fights the torture rack!

ELP ROCKS Ospreay with a forearm, then eggs him on. Ospreay ROCKS ELP in return, but then ELP comes back to ROCK Ospreay! Ospreay DECKS ELP this time! Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and gives him Kawada Kicks! ELP flops over and Ospreay eggs him on again. ELP rises, and BOOTS! And BOOTS! And BOOTS again! Ospreay is in the corner, ELP stomps a mudhole in! Red Shoes reprimands but Ospreay just gets in ELP’s face! Ospreay winds up to CHOP! We pass 10 minutes, ELP stands, and Ospreay CHOPS ELP on the back! ELP seethes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS him! ELP roars, but then flops out to the apron!

Fans fire up and Ospreay grins. Ospreay goes out to join ELP, but then goes up the corner! ELP anchors Ospreay, and trips him! Ospreay hits off the buckles, then ELP POSTS Ospreay! ELP hooks the arms but Ospreay fights the lift! Ospreay fireman’s carries but ELP fights free! Ospreay SUPERKICKS, goes up, APRON OSCUTTER!! Both men fall to the floor and fans fire up again! Red Shoes checks both men, namely ELP. ELP is somehow okay to continue, as is Ospreay, and fans rally up again. A ring count starts, Ospreay sits up at 6. Ospreay stands at 11, leaves ELP behind and rolls in at 13. ELP stands at 14 but flops back over!

ELP rises again at 16, fans rally up, and ELP stands at 18! ELP hobbles and slides in at 19.5, Ospreay COAST2COASTS INTO SUDDEN DEATH!! Fans are thunderous as ELP now goes to the apron! SPRINGBOARD THUNDER KISS 86!!! But his ribs! ELP has to crawl back to the cover, TWO!!! Fans are thunderous as ELP hurries to straitjacket and torture rack! BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives again, but ELP tunes up the band! Fans fire up with ELP and he aims! Ospreay stands, but he blocks Sudden Death! Ospreay CHOPS! ELP ENZIGURIS! ELP runs, into a SPANISH FLY!!

Both men are down but the fans are thunderous again! The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” hard as ever as he and Ospreay stir. Ospreay stands and he wants ELP to get up. Ospreay aims, to HOOK KICK! ELP wobbles, Ospreay reels him in! Underhooks, Canadian Rack, but ELP slips free to get around, POISON-RANA!! Ospreay staggers around, into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Fans cannot believe it but Ospreay survives! Fans are thunderous, ELP drags Ospreay to a drop zone, and we hit 15 minutes! ELP waits on Ospreay to rise, to springboard TORNADO DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay is still in this and the fans are going nuts!

ELP grits his teeth, pounds the mat in frustration, and the fans rally behind him again. ELP rises, slashes his throat, and he brings Ospreay in! But Ospreay pops him up to HAYMAKER! And HOOK KICK! And OSC- BACKSLIDE?! TWO!!! ELP ducks Hidden Blade to GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!! ROLLING ELBOW from Ospreay!! Ospreay preapres the arm, runs in, INTO A RANA!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay escapes, ELP springboards, to steal the OSCUTTER!!! And then he reels Ospreay in, tucks the arms, C! R! 2!!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!?! No one can believe it, let alone ELP! And we hit the three minute warning!

ELP uses his head to push Ospreay to a corner, and then drags Ospreay up. ELP puts Ospreay on the top rope, goes up to join him, but Ospreay throws body shots! Then Ospreay slips under, tucks ELP in, CHEEKY- BOOT from ELP! And then ELP goes up to FLYING- OSCUTTER!! Ospreay runs to springboard, OSCUTTER!! Cover at the two minute warning, TWO?!?!?! Fans are electric as Ospreay prepares the arm! HIDDEN BLADE!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?! How is ELP doing this?!?! But Ospreay just underhooks, lifts, TIGER DRIVER 98!!!! High stack, Ospreay wins!!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)

With just under two minutes to spare, the Aerial Assassin ends ELP’s run in the G1! As hard as he fought here, will it still take an even harder fight next year?

Ospreay shows ELP respect by helping him sit up and patting him on the good shoulder. Fans cheer this, and then Ospreay gets his IWGP US Championship and the mic. Ospreay says good evening in Japanese, and then asks Osaka, “El Phantasmo’s an awesome pro-wrestler, right?” Fans cheer that and chant for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay tells ELP that he has some new friends here. “And hey, many times, we have done this dance. Many times, we have done the tango, El Phantasmo. But I wanna say one thing to you: You’re swimming in a pool with a Great White Shark. And although you may be battered and bruised today, Osaka wants you to keep fighting for them!”

Fans cheer that, and Ospreay says, “May we meet again, El Phantasmo, arigato gozaimashita.” Fans rally and cheer Ospreay, and Ospreay says he’s Osaka’s favorite, though. But he has a question, in Japanese: “Who is the best wrestler in the world?!” They chant “OSPREAY! OSPREAY!” Ospreay says this battle has been effing hard. He is tired, battered, but he will continue to fight for a new NJPW! “We’re in a new era, and now begins the real test. Because Osaka, please, everybody come with me to Ryogoku, cuz I AM GONNA WIN THE G1 CLIMAX!!” Fans like the sound of that!

“Because my name is Will Ospreay, and I am ON! ANOTHER! LEVEL! Arigato gozaimashita!!” The Commonwealth Kingpin swings the mic and then throws up the crown. Will he be raising the G1 trophy along with the IWGP US Championship in the end?


Here are the FINAL B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 6-1, 12 points [QUALIFIED, B1]
Will Ospreay: 5-2, 10 points [QUALIFIED, B2]
El Phantasmo: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Taichi: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]

My Thoughts:

Another awesome, awesome night for NJPW and the G1. Great showing even in the matches of eliminated competitors. Kenta does do some sneaky things as always, but he still got a clean finish with that cradle counter. There’s a lot of potential for Bullet Club to again fight for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles since Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin only won the NJPW Strong Openweight titles off Bishamon. Not sure who Kenta would team with but that’d be some fun stuff for at least a match. And Khan VS Taichi was some great stuff, surprisingly technical with Taichi showing off his sambo skills. But Khan getting the win is a great move, too, I would love for him and Taichi to have a KOPW Championship feud that plays on the various martial arts they both know.

Okada VS Loa was also basically a formality, Okada wasn’t going to be eliminated by any means. But Loa looked great against one of the best, it feels like all the Guerrillas of Destiny are going to be building up over the next year or so, what with Hikuleo getting into the quarterfinals and Tama still in the running. C Block is Tuesday, maybe he makes it through Henare. But all the drama of B Block was saved for the main event, which just blew the roof off the place. Both guys are great, both guys have plenty of fans in Japan, and it was great that they pushed it to the last 90 seconds or so. But Ospreay winning out makes sense, he and Okada are going to keep their own rivalry going into the quarterfinals. And Ospreay acknowledging ELP’s ability is a great sign that ELP is gonna get big things in his singles career.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/3/24)

Revolution is a mystery!



This is the biggest Revolution yet!

While the AEW World Championship is defended in a Triple Threat, Revolution is also Sting’s last match ever! Will The Icon retire undefeated? Or will the EVPs serve him a bitter “severance package?”


  • Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett; win.
  • Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue; win.
  • All-Star Scramble: Chris Jericho VS Lance Archer VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Wardlow VS Hook VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Dante Martin; wins and earns a future AEW World Championship opportunity.
  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Championship: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Danielson; wins and
  • FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli; win(s).
  • Don Callis Family Feud: Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita; wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; wins and
  • AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Daniel Garcia; wins and
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Deonna Purrazzo; wins and
  • AEW World Championship Triple Threat: Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Hangman Page; wins and
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Match: Sting & Darby Allin VS The Young Bucks; win and


It’s the Revolution Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette and RJ City in discussing, analyzing and predicting the night that features Sting’s last match ever!


Tony Schiavone and David Crockett are here!

These two reunite in the Greensboro Arena, where so much of Sting’s iconic career took place. David says as we know, tonight is about family. The Young Bucks made this extremely personal when they attacked Sting’s sons, so what was to be a celebration of a great career has become a grudge match. There is purpose and revenge, Sting isn’t leaving until he finishes the job. Great years were spent here, the centerpiece of Jim Crockett Promotions and the NWA. Here on hallowed ground, from 1988 to 2024, Sting finishes his career here, live on PPV! Dial in, because there’ll be nothing else like it!


Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Willie Mack, Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett!

Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, The Acclaimed made it work with Austin, and we have seen the entire six pack in action and win once before. Will this be another hit for the super group? Or will the mash-up of The Mack, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh destroy the dysfunctional half dozen?

“Platinum on the mic, I’ma ’bout to cook this! All these jobbers in the ring, who the hecc booked this? A Black guy, an Indian and Jeff in the mix, I just wanna know: whose fetish is this? You make my job easy when I’m rappin’, you’re like an offensive joke waitin’ to happen! The Bang Scissor- Sh*t!” Caster lost his flow three times in a row! Is #TriplePartyJay winning gonna open the show? Bowens still shouts, “GRRREENSBOROOO~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/2/24)

It’s an All-Star Collision!



Who heads into Revolution with a win?

Just 24 hours before Revolution, AEW Collision has a Triple Threat Qualifier for the All Star Scramble! Penta VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith for the final spot!


  • Buddy Matthews VS ???; No Contest.
  • All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith; Dante wins and advances to Revolution.
  • Mariah May VS Angelica Risk; Mariah wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order; The Acclaimed & Austin win.
  • Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal; Private Party wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden; Rosa wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong; Christian, Luchasaurus, Cage & Strong win.


Buddy Matthews VS ???

The House of Black’s Aussie Juggernaut opens Collision on Revolution Eve, but wait! Mark Briscoe drags Buddy out of the ring! The fans fire up but no, Mark is NOT Buddy’s opponent! This is revenge for the beatdown just last week! Mark SMACKS Buddy off the steel steps while the ref reprimands, but then Mark brings out a table! The fans fire up as Mark props that up against railing. But Buddy BOOTS Mark! And he SMACKS Mark off the steps! Buddy grabs a chair, but Mark kicks him low! Mark takes that chair and JAMS Buddy up with it! And SMACKS Buddy on the back! Mark tosses the chair into the ring, but Buddy knees low!

Buddy and Mark scrap, Mark ROCKS Buddy and slides into the ring. Mark then WRECKS Buddy with a dropkick! Buddy hits railing but Mark sets up the chair! Mark builds speed again and uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit, and through the table! The fans are thunderous as Mark rises up and high-fives the front row! Mark shoves Buddy into the ring, and he finds that spike! Mark storms into the ring with it, but Buddy asks for mercy! The fans say spoke him, but here comes Brody King! Brody drags Mark out, Malakai is also headed down here, but Mark dodges Brody to BOOT Malakai! Brody blocks the spike attack!

Brody choke grips Mark, but Mark LOW BLOWS him! Mark gets that chair again and he SMACKS away on Brody! Malakai runs up, but Mark uses the chair as a shield against the kicks! Malakai hobbles, Mark CHUCKS the chair into him! And Mark has the spike!! Mark storms up on Malakai while he’s down, and says this is payback! But then Buddy KNEES Mark down! Buddy saves Malakai, ROCKS Mark with forearms, then ROCKS him again. Buddy brings Mark up the ramp while throwing hands. Buddy underhooks, but Mark fights free! Mark back drops Buddy on the ramp! Then Mark CROSSBODIES Buddy down!

Mark still throws hands on Buddy, grabs something from the stage crew area, but Buddy storms up. Mark elbows Buddy away and- Wait, is that the switch for the pyro?! Mark presses a button, and the flames from Buddy’s entrance literally fire up! Buddy almost gets burned! Security rushes in but Mark keeps throwing Buddy around! Mark shoves Buddy to where the flamethrower is!! But then security swarms him before he can get the switch! The House regroups and retreats before facing disaster! Is Mark going to burn the House down with his own two hands?


Swerve Strickland speaks.

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite, The Realest having recovered from Hangman Page getting the jump on him. “I really don’t know what I should be pissed off at more: The fact that Hangman went out there and just ripped my $2,000 Jeff Hamilton exclusive jacket; or the fact that maybe I was just being a little too nice. I don’t really let my guard down too often, and in this business, you pay for it eventually. And it feels like I just paid for it. Swerve hung the Hangman and it was only right for the Hangman to swerve Swerve. You got me. I’ll never take my eyes off you ever again. This Sunday, you can’t get behind me. You gotta look me dead in my eye. I’m not gonna forget this.

“And as far as Joe, hm… I’m taking that championship. Whether I humiliate you on social media or in a promo, it doesn’t matter. I’m doing whatever it takes to walk out the historical figure of AEW, the first African American AEW World Champion. Whose house? Swerve’s House.” Angry yet focused, is Swerve truly the most dangerous man in that Triple Threat?


All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith!

So far, it is Chris Jericho, Lance Archer, Will Hobbs, Wardlow, Hook, Brian Cage, and after last night’s Rampage, CMLL’s Magnus. One spot remains, will the eighth man have #CeroMiedo, represent Top Flight, or be looking for his next bounty?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the three stare down. The fans cheer for “CERO! MIEDO!” and Penta reminds Dante that they still owe each other. So listen! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta pie faces Dante but then Keith shoves Penta. Penta takes the glove off! The fans fire up as Penta calls to Abrahantes, but then Keith HEADBUTTS Penta down! Then Dante SUPERKICKS Keith down! Penta gets up to SUPERKICK Dante! Penta KICKS Dante in a leg, KICKS Keith in a leg, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Penta falls out, Keith DECKS Dante! Things get moving, Dante drops, hurdles then rolls back to headscissor! Then he dodges Keith to JUMP KNEE!

Keith falls out but Penta’s up top! Penta CROSSBODIES Dante, rolls off and keeps moving, SLINGBLADE! SLINGBLADE! Penta aims and KICKS Dante in the leg! Dante hobbles, Penta whips him to a corner but Dante reverses. Dante runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Penta then pops Dante up in the corner, SUPERKICK and BACKSTABBER! The fans fire up as Dante bails out and Penta takes aim. Penta builds speed but Keith is back to BOOT him! Fans are torn but Keith just reels Penta in. Keith underhooks but Penta wrenches out. Keith BOOTS the lariat away to then EXPLODER! Keith covers, TWO! Penta stays in this but also goes out of the ring.

Keith drags Penta back in, but Penta KICKS Keith in the leg! Keith CHOPS, so Penta CHOPS! Keith fires up and fires forearms! Penta wobbles but he ROCKS Keith again! They go forearm for forearm, Keith CHOPS and then DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men stay up so Dante DOUBLE CROSSBODIES them down! The fans fire up and Dante DIVES! Direct hit into Keith, then Dante runs to DIVE on Penta! The fans fire up again and Dante is feeling it as Collision goes picture in picture.

Dante drags Penta up, DECKS him with a forearm, then goes around the way. The fans fire up with Dante, but Keith BOOTS him down! Keith drags Dante up, CHOPS him, and Dante falls over. Keith turns around into Penta’s SUPERKICK! Penta drags Keith up, SMACKS him off the steps, then drags Dante up. Penta puts Dante against railing, hooks a leg around it, and KICKS! Penta assures the ref, he hit thigh and knee, not groin. Penta stands Keith up but Keith CLAWS Penta’s eyes! The ref reprimands but can’t do much more than that, and Keith KICKS Dante! Keith brings Dante up and into the ring.

Penta chicken wings Keith! Dante WRECKS Keith with a dropkick! But then Penta grabs Dante to spin him around on the apron, and KICK him back into the ring! The fans fire up with “CERO! MIEDO!” while Penta brings Keith into the ring. Penta keeps the chant going but Keith sits up with grit teeth. Keith seethes but Penta brings Dante up first. Collision returns to single picture as Penta CHOPS Dante! Dante CHOPS Penta! Then Dante CHOPS Keith! Keith CHOPS Dante and Penta! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante, Dante SUPERKICKS Keith, so Keith SUPERKICKS Penta! Then Keith and Penta DOUBLE SUPERKICK Dante!

Penta then kicks Keith low, reels him in, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Keith RAMS Penta into buckles! Keith fires off CHOPS and forearms! Penta shoves Keith away, but Keith comes back, only to be put up top. Keith HEADBUTTS Penta, reels him in, DIAMOND- NO, Penta stops that and Dante SUPERKICKS Keith! Penta uses Keith for a step, DESTROYER on Dante! Cover, Keith breaks it!! Keith saves Dante but also himself in this match, but “CERO! MIEDO!” continues to echo out in Huntsville. Keith storms up, but Penta KICKS and KICKS and “CERO! MIEDO!” Springboard, but into a BOOT!

Keith reels Penta in to underhook, but Penta fights free! Penta SUPERKICKS Keith, goes up a corner, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Penta falls to the floor and Keith fires up! Keith snarls, storms up on Dante, but Dante catches him to a cradle! TWO, and Dante dodges Keith for the LEAPING sunset flip! Keith rolls through to KNEE! Underhook, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Dante survives and the fans fire up again! Dante flounders around, Penta rises up, “This is Awesome!” Keith runs up but Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta then brings Keith to the apron, but Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS back!

Keith snarls, Penta eggs him on, so Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS! Neither man is backing down, Keith throat chops! Then Keith fireman’s carries, but Penta fights free! Penta CLUBS away on Keith, reels him in, APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Keith falls to the floor and Penta puts him in. But Dante leaps from the corner! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante outta the air! Dante wobbles on the apron, but he still hurdles over Penta’s tackle! Penta turns around, into an APRON DESTROYER!! Dante hurries to go up a corner, aiming for Keith! MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante wins!!

Winner: Dante Martin, by pinfall (advances to Revolution)

A huge win for Angelo Dorado, he is the final man in the All-Star Scramble! Will Dante use his speed and agility to snatch that golden ticket to the top?


AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.

AEW Media caught up with Hangman Page backstage, and asked him about the attack on Swerve. Is he really not hurt? Hangman asks back, “Do I look hurt, you dumbass?! I’m fine, I’m in the match, and I’m sorry I took advantage of the trust of the people tonight, but I had to do it! I had to do it! I would rather DIE than have Swerve win the world championship! I would rather DIE than not win it myself! I did what I had to do! He’s hurt! He’s hurt, he’s weakened, he can’t have it, he won’t have it! I won’t let him! I had to do it! I had to do it!” The Cowboy seems to think he had to do what he did, but what will he do in order to finish things at Revolution?


BREAKING NEWS for Revolution!

After going back and forth with Julia Hart & Skye Blue, Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale team together against The House of Black for a big Zero Hour tag match! Will the TBS Champion and her sidekick bring down the dynamic duo? Or will the Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power prove The House does NOT always win? Plus, while The Bang Bang Scissor Gang tests out the combination of The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn tonight, they’re ALL going to team together against a rather eclectic six pack. Willie Mack, Private Party, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh are teaming together, but will they be brought down by the AEW Trios & ROH World Six Man Tag Champions?


Mariah May VS Angelica Risk!

“Timeless” Toni Storm’s superfan and self-proclaimed protege is back in action, looking to keep her win streak going. Will this be the night she impresses the AEW Women’s World Champion? Or is she simply taking a risk?

The bell rings and Risk circles with Mariah. They tie up but Mariah kicks low! Mariah CLUBS Risk, puts her in a corner, and then puts some major stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! The fans cheer, Mariah stalks Risk to ropes and puts her through to pull her against the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, Mariah lets go at 4. Risk sputters and coughs, but Mariah pulls her against ropes again! Mariah runs side to side to DROPKICK Risk in the back! Mariah winks to the camera and then brings Risk up. Mariah whips Risk to ropes, scoops her, and spins and spins and spins for the SIDEWALK SLAM!

Risk writhes while Mariah soaks up the cheers. Mariah blows a kiss to Nigel McGuiness and he is rather dramatic about it. Mariah smiles and goes back to Risk. Risk throws hands but Mariah CLUBS her down. Mariah puts Risk in a corner, then digs her boot in! The ref counts again, Mariah lets off at 4 and says she just deserves a slap on the wrist. Mariah then drags Risk up, snapmares her and runs, to basement dropkick! Risk flounders and Mariah shrugs. Mariah kicks Risk around, drags her up, but Risk ROCKS her with haymaker after haymaker! Mariah shoves Risk then DECKS her! Mariah runs up to KNEE Risk down!!

Mariah storms around, drags Risk back up and fireman’s carries, to hit MAYDAY! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Nigel finishes marking out, and here comes Toni Storm! Storm goes right down to the ring and Mariah fangirls over her role model! Storm gets in the ring, but bypasses Mariah to get a mic. “Deonna Purrazzo, I must speak with you right now. Please come to the ring right this instance.” The Virtuosa does make her way out here, and storms right into the ring. Storm stays back and says, “Deonna, please. Hasn’t this gone far enough? Look at us! Look at what we’ve become. Is this really what we trained for? Is this really what we starved for, Deonna? Our friendship, destroyed. A new ta-too, a broken leg, a broken arm. All just to win a match. Is it worth it?” The fans sure think so! Storm isn’t so sure.

So Deonna, Storm says from the bottom of her heart, she loves Deonna. Her ability, her determination, and… that there is only room for one. And as long as Storm shall live and breath, it will never be Deonna! Deonna tells Toni, “I love you, too. I love… that you have your head so far up your own ass, you’re going to lose the one thing that started this entire charade to begin with! And I love, Toni, I love that you have forgotten the most important detail about me. I am the best friend and the worst enemy. I hope you have a bidet. It’s going to be really hard to wipe your ass when I break both of your arms!”

The fans fire up and Storm is unsure how to respond to that. But very well. Goodbye, old friend. Toni brings out lipstick to freshen up her make-up, and she kisses Deonna on the cheek to leave a mark. But Deonna fires forearms! They brawl, Deonna TACKLES Storm, and Mariah runs in to stop it! Mariah TOSSES Deonna away and helps Storm get away. But then Deonna runs up to BOOT Mariah! Deonna reels Mariah in and slashes her throat. This is for Storm! STORM ZERO on Mariah!! Deonna shows Storm that anything Storm can do, Deonna can do better. Will that also apply to being the AEW Women’s World Champion?


Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order!

While it was a bit rocky, Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, so now the other half of the Bang Bang Scissor Gang gives it a go! And that means Platinum Max has a rap! “Bang Bang Scissor Gang, doing our thang!” But then Jay White gets too buddy buddy and it throws Caster off! Fans boo but White apologizes. Caster’s lost his window now, can he get back on the beat in the match? Bowens still says, “Huntsville, Alabamaaa~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!

The trios sort out and Austin starts against Alex Reynolds. The two circle, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, Reynolds headlocks, but Austin wrenches out to headlock back. Reynolds powers up and out, drops down then swings, but Austin ducks ‘n’ dodges and trips Reynolds up! The fans cheer, Austin JABS, JABS, JABS and then two steps for the HAYMAKER! Tag to Caster, he and Austin double whip Reynolds to ropes. They DOUBLE HIP TOSS and we get a shot of “Juiceboard.” Caster brings Reynolds up but Reynolds RAMS him into Dark Order territory! Uno tags in, the Dark Order mugs Caster, but Caster fires off haymakers on them all!

Caster ROCKS Uno again and again, then dodges to DROPKICK! Reynolds runs up, but into a back drop! Silver runs in but into an atomic drop and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Caster swaggers, but Uno stands up. Caster scoops to SLAM Uno, then tags in Bowens. Bowens tags Austin and Bowens goes up. Time to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! The remix works just like the classic! Fans fire up as it’s guns and scissors up! But the flow is off again, and Silver BOOTS Bowens! Silver ELBOWS Austin, dodges Caster, and feed to Reynolds, POP-UP UPPERCUT! Uno runs to BOOT Austin then DDT him! Cover, TWO!

Austin stays in there for the BBSG but Uno stays on him with buckle bumps. The Dark Order isolates Austin as Collision goes picture in picture.

Uno DECKS Austin, mocks him as he crawls for the BBSG corner, then STOMPS the hand! Austin writhes, Uno tags Reynolds, and they get Austin up in an open corner. Uno CHOPS, Reynolds clotheslines, and then Reynolds snapmares to IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Austin hurries to ropes and the fans rally up. Reynolds storms up on Austin, taunts Billy & Colten, then tags in Silver. They double whip Austin to ropes to double drop toehold and DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Silver scowls as he stays between Austin and The Acclaimed. Silver sits Austin up to KICK!

Austin sputters, Silver KICKS him again! Then Silver sucker punches Bowens down! The ref reprimands while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Uno is again taunting Austin to tag his team. Uno then drags Austin up, whips him away, but Austin uses that to BLAST Silver & Reynolds! Uno blocks Austin’s kick but the ref refuses to play along! Uno is upset, but Austin gets a leg and he gives it to the ref! Now the ref is okay with it, and Austin hits the NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while Austin and Uno are both down! Uno and Austin crawl, their teams reach for them, and Hot tags to Bowens and Reynolds! The Five Tool Player rallies on the Dark Order! ROLLING ELBOW for Uno! ROLLING ELBOW for Reynolds! Then Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK for Silver!

The fans fire up as Reynolds gets the same, plus the FAMOUSER BULLDOG! Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED! BANG BANG!” But then Uno drags Bowens out and POSTS him! Caster CLOBBERS Uno, fires off on him, but Silver DIVES! Down goes Caster, but Billy tells the Meat Man to watch himself. Silver just flexes and says, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver shoves Billy and the ref has to stop the rest of BBSG from going after Silver! But this lets Uno & Reynolds both get Caster up, and Silver runs in! PENDULUM BOMB!! Reynolds covers, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! What a save!

Uno CLUBS Austin, runs up, but Austin gets around the boot! Dragon sleeper, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Austin says “SUCK IT!” but Silver tags in and CLOBBERS him! BOOT WASH to GERMAN SUPLEX! Silver & Reynolds have Bowens isolated! Silver clotheslines, GAMANGIRIS, and whips, but Bowens reverses! The ROLLING ELBOW from Reynolds hits Silver! Bowens tags Caster, then clinch for THE ARRIVAL! Caster is up top, MIC DROP!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn, by pinfall

Jay White slides in to give the boys their belts, and he scissor fingers with Caster. The gang makes it work again, and look ready for Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Will the super group be unstoppable despite the dysfunction?


Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Speaking of dysfunction, Lexi Nair is with the trio of Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power and their manager, nothing the loss to Skye Blue just on Dynamite. However, they do have the tag team match against Skye & Julia tomorrow night, are they having a different tactic going into it? Stokely wants to “address the elephant in the room” and go with the word of the day, “accountability.” He was watching a lot of The View, he is a Whoopi stan, so hey, he just wants to say sorry. Willow says put apologies aside. No more talking, they need to get on the same page. Tomorrow is not about friendship, it is about Revolution!

Willow warns Julia & Skye, “Stat and I are gonna kick your ass!” The Babe with the Power has flipped the switch from happy to angry, is tomorrow night’s Zero Hour going to be the last time the House of Black gets the better of her and Statlander?


Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He brings in one of the men who gets a chance at an AEW World Championship opportunity in the All-Star Scramble. It is the one and only… WARDLOW! The Undisputed Kingdom’s War Dog makes his way to the ring and he just takes the mic away. “You know the deal.” Schiavone bows out and Wardlow says, “Looks like I finally got somebody’s attention around here, huh?” Fans sound a bit torn but Wardlow says, “Two years ago, I won the Face o the Revolution Ladder match. One year ago, I choked out your King. This year, FINALLY, I get my shot at the world heavyweight championship, after I beat all the other ‘all-stars’ in the match.”

Fans boo but Wardlow says the real question is: Who’s it gonna be? Wardlow VS Hangman? He’ll slap the Cowboy’s mustache into the third row and send him back into depression! Wardlow VS Swerve? The fans like him, right? It’s Swerve’s House, right? Wardlow will kick the door of that house down and whoop Swerve’s ass from the basement to the attic, because nobody else gets to eat before him! So swerve back into your lane and dance your ass to the back of the line! Swerve’s House only exists in Wardlow’s World! Maybe it’ll be Wardlow VS Joe. The fans chant for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” but Wardlow says he is so sick hearing these “dumb hillbillies” chant for Joe!

Wardlow says that he hopes it IS Joe! Because everybody knows that Joe is in Wardlow’s spot! And this time, Wardlow will finish the job. Not only is Wardlow going to take his spot, take his title, but beat Joe so badly that Joe will be forced to put on a headset and sit at the announce desk where he belongs! YEAH, Wardlow is him! He’s been him, will always be him! And tomorrow night, Wardlow reminds everyone that he is STILL the Face of the Revolution! Wardlow is the Uncrowned King of AEW, because this is no longer wrestling! This is WAR! But wait! Here comes Chris Jericho!

Wardlow huffs and puffs as The Ocho makes his way out here, mic in his own hand. Jericho asks a question: What exactly is Wardlow going on about? Swerve, Hangman and Joe? They are all great competitors, but Wardlow’s not fighting those three! He’s in the Scramble, and maybe you don’t know Jericho, but he’s not an all-star, he is one of the greatest to ever do this! And if Wardlow thinks he’ll just pass over him and six other men, six of the greatest performers worldwide, here’s some information for you. Jericho is the Ocho because he is an eight-time world champion, and the very-first AEW World Champion!

The fans cheer and Wardlow mockingly claps. Jericho says that makes the score 8-0 in Jericho’s favor cuz Wardlow ain’t won sh*t. The fans cheer that! So before Wardlow disrespects Jericho and says he’ll go right to the top, Jericho will remind Wardlow that it’s been four YEARS since Jericho lost that title to Jon Moxley in one of the greatest matches in AEW history, and Jericho hasn’t had even a chance to get it back, or even sniff it. So tomorrow at Revolution, this isn’t just another match for Jericho, this is a chance for him to get back to where he thinks he can be, to where he knows he can be, and that is the AEW World Championship!

Jericho knows he’s good enough. The question is: Is Wardlow? Wardlow chuckles but Jericho says Wardlow’s complaining about being overlooked and pushed aside. Thousands of people used to chant Wardlow’s name, he had a rocket that was put on upside-down, blah blah blah. Does Wardlow think that maybe it wasn’t any of those things? Maybe the people stopped chanting because Wardlow just wasn’t good enough. Maybe it’s that aren’t as good as you think, “Mike.” Wardlow scowls at Jericho using his first name. But y’know what, Chris? You’re right. Because Wardlow was this close to the top of the mountain that he could smell it.

But after Double or Nothing, Wardlow shows up for work, just to take a step backwards. And then the next week, another step, and another, and another. So yeah, that pisses Wardlow off to the point that he let it eat him away, to where he was taking work home and he let it ruin his personal life. Wardlow lost his best friend to this, and he lost himself! But after sitting at home for three MONTHS with no phone call, Wardlow slowly started to remember who he was. And he did what he have done so many times in his life: pick himself up off the floor, put himself back together, and then came back here to remind ALL OF YOU just who the hell he is!

BECAUSE HE IS WARDLOW! The biggest and baddest SOB to ever step into the ring! And he doesn’t give a DAMN what your name is, how many titles you’ve won, and just like he said last week, Wardlow is done eating the scraps! The fans fire up as Wardlow says if Jericho doesn’t think Wardlow’s good enough, well, Wardlow’s right here. Feel free to come down and show Wardlow so Wardlow can remind Jericho! Oh, if Wardlow wants Jericho to prove something, fine. Jericho will take that rocket off his back and shove it up his ass! Right, Huntsville? But wait! HOBBS CLOBBERS JERICHO! Wardlow chuckles, but Hobbs says watch this!

Hobbs rains down fists on Jericho, then tells Wardlow that HOBBS is the biggest and baddest! Fans boo but Hobbs says they’ve got one more day before this happens! The fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” The Scramble is beefy, will it be one of the behemoths that comes out on top?


Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi is now with the Professor of Pro-Wrestling, and says she is arguably the most experienced woman in the AEW locker room today. And currently, she is undefeated. But we’ve also seen a new side of her. Tell us just what’s going on. Deeb says not only is she undefeated in her return, she is undeniable and unstoppable. She’s putting on clinic after clinic every single week. And to be honest, no one’s really even challenged her in the ring yet. And that makes sense, because she is the Professor, the Woman of 1000 Holds. To be honest, she doesn’t think the competition she’s faced so far knows the difference between a wristlock and wristwatch.

So if you’re listening, if you’re watching, and if you consider yourself one of the best, step into Deeb’s Dojo and test yourself against the most elite wrestler. She’ll be here each and every week showing the world that nobody does what she does in that ring, and why Deeb is The Final Boss. A huge challenge has been issued, will anyone step up?


Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal!

Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy want to finally be at the top of the AEW Tag Division, but they’ve got to keep up the pace if they wanna reach it. Will they do just that against the Fallen Angel & Zen Assassin? Or will the former ROH World Tag Team Champions show them what it takes to really get there?

The teams sort out and Sydal starts against Zay. They circle and talk trash, Zay blaming Sydal for the loss in the Trios Triple Threat while Sydal says he was carrying Private Party. The two shove, then Sydal arm-drags! Sydal taunts Zay, dodges him, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Sydal then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA again! The fans fire up and Sydal runs up again. Tilt-o-whirl ARM-DRAG! Quen runs in, but into an arm-drag! Then Daniels gets in to arm-drag Quen! Zay arm-drags Daniels, but Sydla arm-drags Zay! The teams regroup and the fans cheer but the ref wants everyone to calm down. Quen and Daniels back off, but then Sydal and Zay tag them in.

The fans cheer as Daniels and Quen circle now. Quen is annoyed by how many are cheering for Daniels and not him. Quen and Daniels then tie up, Quen headlocks, but Daniels throws body shots. Daniels powers out, Quen rolls over the dropdown and starts up the “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant. Daniels smirks, runs up, but Quen trips him up! Quen speeds up, steps over Daniels, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Daniels is annoyed but he runs up. Quen bypasses but Daniels steps on him now! Daniels says “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” but then wags his fingers. He does the Curry Man Dance! The fans cheer but Quen runs up, into a hip toss!

Tag to Sydal, he and Daniels mug Quen, then Sydal whips Quen into a corner for the GAMANGIRI! Daniels feeds Quen to the ROUNDHOUSE then adds an STO! Sydal gets the fans fired up for the STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal taunts Quen, brings him up, and KCIKS a leg! Tag to Daniels, he and Sydal double wrench Quen to bring him to his knees. Sydal KICKS and Daniels BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Quen stays in this and Collision goes picture in picture.

Daniels is annoyed but he brings Quen up to headlock. Quen powers out, drops down, and Zay gets a cheap shot in! Zay gets away from Daniels, and Quen DROPKICKS Daniels down! Daniels ends up on the apron, Zay tags in so he can jump in, springboard and STUNNER Daniels off the apron! Daniels staggers around, Zay distracts the ref so Quen can CLOBBER Daniels! Zay goes out to shine Daniels’ head, then put him in the ring. Zay stomps Daniels, then puts him in a corner. Zay stomps a mudhole now, then tags Quen. Private Party says “STOMPS! STOMPS! STOMPS!” but they stop as the ref counts.

Quen kick steps and rolls back to taunt Sydal, then goes back for Daniels. Quen UPPERCUTS Daniels, puts him in the corner, and digs his boot in. The ref counts, Quen lets off at 4, but Zay CHOKES Daniels behind the ref’s back! Sydal protests but that only lets Zay do more! Zay lets off in time, then tags in. Private Party whip Daniels to atomic drop and ENZIGIRI! Quen then sweeps Daniels’ legs and Zay adds the HIP DROP, into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Quen runs to LEAP FROG STOMP, and then Zay BLASTS Sydal off the apron! Sydal is furious and the ref reprimands Private Party, but they just soak up the heat.

Zay brings Daniels up but Daniels throws body shots and forearms! Daniels runs but Zay LARIATS him down! Zay stays between Daniels and his corner, then he brings Daniels up to snapmare and chinlock. Zay grinds Daniels down, Daniels endures, and Collision returns to single picture. Sydal coaches Daniels as he fights up, and Daniels throws body shots. Zay CLUBS away on Daniels, shines the bald head, then kicks low. But Daniels stops the Twist of Fate! Zay comes back, into a FLATLINER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Zay and Daniels crawl, hot tags to Quen and Sydal! Sydal DROPKICKS Quen!

Sydal JUMP KICKS Quen, ROUNDHOUSES him, then JUMP KICKS Zay! Sydal KICKS Quen, KICKS Zay, repeat! The fans fire up, Sydal dodges Private Party and DOUBLE RANAS! Then QUESTION MARK KICK for Zay! Quen swings but Sydal gets under to wrench and lift, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Quen is still in this and Sydal grows frustrated. Sydal basement dropkicks Zay into buckles, then he runs corner to corner at Quen. Quen dodges and the splash hits buckles! Zay runs in, but Sydal BOOTS! Sydal runs up but Kassidy ducks, Quen BOOTS Sydal! Quen reels Sydal in, Kassidy goes up, but SWANTON NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up and Quen can’t believe it! Quen calls to Zay, they get Sydal up to mug him. Private Party double whip, Sydal KICKS Quen then HEEL KICKS Zay, and a ROUNDHOUSE to Quen! Tag to Daniels and he JABS away on Private Party. Quen kicks low, Private Party double whip, but Daniels ducks the lariats! Sydal & Daniels LARIAT Private Party! The fans fire up as Sydal goes up and Daniels brings Quen around. Daniels underhooks but Kassidy saves Quen! Quen back drops free! Sydal leaps over Quen to METEORA Zay! Daniels is back up, but Quen dodges to Michael Jackson “HEE HEE~,” only for Daniels to dodge the Pele!

Daniels reels Quen in for ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, but wait, who’s storming down the ramp? It’s TRIPLE J! Jeff Jarrett and Sonjay Dutt distract the ref, while Jay Lethal gets in to give Daniels a LETHAL COMBINATION! Lethal drags Quen onto Daneils and now the ref sees the cover, Private Party wins!

Winners: Private Party, by pinfall

Quen & Zay get an assist from their future tag partners in Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Sonjay does his best to dance to the music, but will this dirty half dozen find a way to beat all the Six Man Champions tomorrow night?


Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden!

Serena Deeb may be undefeated in her return, but so has La Mera Mera! The former AEW Women’s World Champion wants to get some gold again, will she make it 5-0 in 2024? Or will this Collision be Golden?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up and ago around. Golden shoves Rosa away, but Rosa shrugs that off. Golden runs in but Rosa gets her in a facelock! Rosa throws knees into Golden, but Golden powers up to throw Rosa away! Golden runs up, Rosa dodges the boot to BOOT Golden! Rosa eggs Golden on, then CHOPS her! And LARIATS her! Rosa fires up and the fans are with her! Rosa kicks Golden around, asks who is questioning her return, then bumps Golden off buckles. Rosa CHOPS, then CHOPS again! The fans fire up as Rosa stands Golden up and CHOPS again! Rosa then brings Golden around, fireman’s carries, but Golden fights free!

Golden ROCKS Rosa and Rosa staggers to a corner. Golden runs in, but Rosa dodges to SHOTGUN Golden down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Rosa pushes Golden out of the corner, climbs up the corner, and she DOUBLE DIVING STOMPS! Golden writhes but Rosa still keeps on her! COBRA CLUTCH STRETCH! Golden taps, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by submission

That’s a new twist to La Mera Mera’s arsenal! And she says it’s story time! “I’m still here, right? La Mera Mera hasn’t left. I know you wanna push me aside, but I won’t back down. Because it’s my time. And remember, get a little closer, because you’re gonna get burned!” Is nothing and no one going to stop Rosa from taking a title in 2024?


8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong!

There are many titles on the line this Sunday, and the AEW International Championship and AEW TNT Championships are no exception! Freshly Squeezed will be facing the Savior of the Backbreaker while Captain Charisma will be facing the Dragonslayer, and let’s not forget the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil and Machine are both in the All-Star Scramble! Which quirky quartet captures some critical momentum just 24 hours away from Revolution?

The teams sort out and while Garcia is glaring at Christian, Christian of course backs down. Instead, we get Brian Cage and #JustTrent. They tie up, Cage shoves Trent to a corner but Trent dodges the clothesline. Trent CHOPS, Cage runs up but Trent dodges again to headlock. Cage powers up and powers out, then he runs Trent over! “Who betta than Cage, huh!?” Trent scrambles to his feet, talks it over with his corner, and tags in Garcia! Garcia dares Christian to step up but it’s Roddy who tags in instead. Roddy and Garcia circle but Roddy SPITS at Cassidy! Cassidy leaves that alone so Roddy and Garcia tie up.

Roddy and Garcia go around, Roddy wrenches through to wristlock. Garcia rolls, rolls and rolls to get free! The fans cheer as Garcia wags his finger. Garcia and Roddy feel things out, tie up, and Roddy wrenches to wrangle Garcia with another wristlock. Garcia fights up, but Roddy wrenches again. Garcia grabs at Roddy for a clinch, pushes him around and turns him, then slips to a headlock! The fans cheer this technical exchange as Roddy pries at the hold. Roddy pops out the back to headlock and hit the takeover. Garcia headscissors, Roddy moves around, and Roddy turns Garcia over. Roddy then ties the legs up, and he smacks Garcia on the head.

The fans boo but Roddy stares Garcia down. Garcia stands, they tie up, and go around. Garcia puts Roddy in a corner, the ref counts, and Garcia lets off slowly, to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Garcia whips corner to corner, runs up and clotheslines, then brings Roddy in! Garcia lifts but Cage makes the save! So Garcia fires shots on Cage! Cage takes a swing but Garcia ducks, and Hook is there to ROCK Cage! They pinball Cage around, then Roddy runs in. Garcia sends Roddy into Cage, then UPPERCUTS Roddy! Garcia feeds Roddy to Hook’s SAYANAGI! The young studs fist bump and the fans cheer.

The ref wants someone to get in, so Killswitchasaurus and Captain Charisma step up! Cage also joins in, but then Cassidy & Trent back Hook and Garcia up! The fans fire up for the stare down, Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref has everyone cool off, but Christian still swipes at Garcia. Garcia kicks at Christian but this boils back down to just Garcia and Roddy. Roddy tags Cage back in, he circles with Garcia. They tie up, Cage RAMS Garcia into a corner! And again, and again! Cage then CHOPS Garcia while Prince Nana talks trash. Cage soaks up the heat, runs corner to corner, but Garcia BOOTS him! Cage tries again but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Cage hits buckles, Garcia does his dance! Then Garcia BOOT WASHES Cage halfway out the ring! Garcia drags Cage up, UPPERCUTS him, then whips Cage to ropes. Cage reverses and Christian gets a cheap shot in!

Garcia swings on Christian but Christian scurries away, and then Cage CLOBBERS Garcia! Cage tags Roddy and Roddy drags Garcia up to CHOP him in a corner. And CHOP again! Roddy brings Garcia around, tags in Luchasaurus, and they mug Garcia. Luchasaurus scoops to SNAKE EYES Garcia, then runs to CLOBBER him! Luchasaurus stays between Garcia and his team, then drags Garcia up. Luchasaurus TOSSES Garcia to the corner, fires off body shots and an UPPERCUT, then tags in Christian. Now the Patriarch of AEW wants after Garcia, and he CHOKES Garcia against ropes as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Cage has Garcia in an open corner. Cage whips corner to corner, gets the Terminator drums started, then runs in. Cage blocks a boot to ROCK Garcia! Cage then scoops Garcia, but Garcia slips fere to shove him into the corner! Garcia climbs up on Cage and he rains down fists! The fans count along, but Cage shoves Garcia down at 6! Cage then drags Garcia up for the deadlift SUPERPLEX! Cage shouts, “Who betta than Cage?!” Fans boo but Cage tags Roddy. Roddy deadlifts Garcia for a BACKBREAKER! Roddy stomps Garcia, tags Christian, and they stomp Garcia together while fans boo.

Christian keeps Garcia from his team, puts him back int he corner and CHOPS! Tag back to Roddy, he CHOPS Garcia! Roddy CHOPS again, then tags Cage. The stomping resumes, and then Cage drags Garcia up. Cage RAMS Garcia into the corner, RAMS him again, then soaks up the heat. But Garcia fires off hands on the rest! Luchasaurus grabs Garcia by the neck, but Garcia HOTSHOTS the arm! Fans fire up, Cage runs in, but Garcia leaps at him! Cage picks Garcia up to suplex, but Garcia DDT COUNTERS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Hot tag to Roddy and he hurries, but hot tag to Trent!

Trent rallies on Roddy as revenge for what The Undisputed Kingdom has been up to! Roddy swings, Trent dodges to METEORA! Christian gets in, but he gets a GERMAN SUPLEX! Trent holds on, GERMAN SUPLEX again! Then the HALF ‘N’ HALF! Fans fire up as Trent dodges Roddy and gives him a TORNADO DDT! Trent builds speed and he DIVES, into Luchasaurus’ hands! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Trent flops back down and Luchasaurus snarls. Roddy and Christian regroup with the team as Luchasaurus puts Trent in. Roddy stomps Trent, then digs his boot in. Trent goes to the apron but Roddy uses that to ROPE GUILLOTINE!

The fans boo and Trent flounders, but Collision again goes picture in picture.

Trent sputters, but Cage stomps him on the apron! The ref is too busy with Trent’s team as they protest so Cage gets away with that. Luchasaurus then CHOPS Trent in a corner! And ROCKS him! And stomps him! Luchasaurus drags Trent up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Trent tumbles up and out to the floor! Luchasaurus roars, Trent sputters, and the ref is busy with Cassidy so Christian gets a cheap shot in! Roddy wants one but the ref is paying attention to them by then. Luchasaurus fetches Trent into the ring, then keeps him from his corner with a chinlock. Luchasaurus CLUBS away on Trent’s chest!

Luchasaurus drags Trent up, tags in Christian, and The Patriarchy mugs Trent. Christian snapmares Trent and then claws at Trents’ face! The ref reprimands, Christian lets off to stare Garcia down, but Garcia almost gets a shot in! Christian taunts Garcia, brings Trent up, but Trent throws a forearm! Christian ROCKS Trent in return, then clamps on a SLEEPER! Trent sputters and Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally up. Trent fights as Christian squeezes tight, and Trent throws body shots! The fans fire up as Trent runs, but into a kick! Then a REVERSE DDT! Fans boo but Christian goes up a corner. Christian DIVING HEADBTT FLOPS as Trent moves!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Trent and Christian crawl, their teams reach out, hot tag to Roddy, and he CLOBBERS Trent to deny Cassidy! The fans boo as Roddy mocks the hands up and hands into pockets. Trent crawls while Roddy gives him the “devastating” kicks a la Cassidy. The fans boo as Roddy stomps Trent, then hauls him up and around, for a BOSTON CRAB! But Trent rolls right through to BOOT Roddy away! Hot tags to Cage and Cassidy! Cassidy ducks Cage to bump him off buckles! He does the same to Christian! Then another for Cage! Cassidy climbs to CROSSBODY Christian!

Cassidy SHOTGUNS Luchasaurus, dodges Cage and tilt-o-whirls, only for Cage to stop the DDT! But then STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy DIVES onto Roddy, goes back in and tilt-o-whirl DDTS Cage! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Roddy shouts at Cassidy, “You want some?!” But it’s Luchasaurus who grabs Cassidy! And Garcia! But they break free, dodge Luchasaurus, and ORANGE PUNCH! SHINING WIZARD! Roddy gives Cassidy a SICK KICK! But Garcia CHOPS and SLAPS Roddy over and over! Then SAIDO! Christian SPEARS Garcia! But Hook clinches, EL CAMINO! The fans fire up but Cage aims at Hook!

Hook swings on Cage, but into a FULL NELSON SLAM!! Cassidy runs in, but into an F5!! Cover, Garcia AND Hook break it! The fans fire up, Luchasaurus reaches out to tag in off Cage. Hook is still after Cage, Garcia joins in, but Luchasaurus grabs Cassidy. Trent goes after Luchasaurus and now Best Friends mug him! Roddy gets up, Cassidy BLASTS him off the apron! Cassidy DIVES, but into END OF HEARTACHE!! Cage powers out, but Hook & Garcia dodge to DOUBLE LARIAT him and themselves out of the ring! Trent is on Luchasaurus with a SLEEPER BACKPACK, and he’s bringing the dinosaur to his knees!

The fans fire up but Luchasaurus pries at the hold. Luchasaurus has a second wind and he THROWS Trent away! Roddy’s got Cassidy down in the Strong Hold!! Trent stagger sup, into the JURASSIC HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus snarls, dares Trent to get up, and then choke grips, for the JURASSIC CHOKE- VICTORY ROLL!! TWO!!! Luchasaurus escapes, Trent SUPERKICKS him! Luchasaurus stays up, so Trent SUPERKICKS again! Luchasaurus flounders, Trent aims from the corner, but Christian runs up! Trent DECKS Christian, but Nick Wayne CLUBS Trent! EXTINCTION LARIAT!! Cover, Patriarchy and friends win!

Winners: Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong, by pinfall

All the extra help on the outside steered things in their direction, and now the TNT Champion has momentum going into Revolution! Taven & Bennett then show up so they can help Roddy mug Cassidy! The Undisputed Kingdom vows Cassidy won’t even make it to tomorrow night! Cage and Hook brawl, Luchasaurus & Christian mug Trent! Cage whips Hook hard into railing! Luchasaurus & Nick get chairs for Papa Christian and Matthew Menard shouts from commentary! Daddy Magic storms in, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him down! Then Luchasaurus gives Menard the FULL METAL CHOKE SLAM!!

Menard writhes as the chair is bent from his body hitting it! Hook baits Cage in and sends him into steps! Christian is still after Garcia, but Hook leaps to LARIAT Cage down! The Undisputed Kingdom has let off of Cassidy, but Garcia turns things around on Christian! Garcia CLUBS away on Christian and chases him up the ramp! Then he sends Christian into the LED screen! It is still chaos up and down and all around ringside, but will Christian survive Red Death to still be TNT Champion? Does Cassidy stand a chance of retaining the International Championship when he can barely stand on his own two feet? All this and more will be answered tomorrow night at Revolution!

My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, especially as the go-home to Revolution. I like the move of Mark attacking Buddy to “cancel a match,” and then Mark became a one man wrecking crew to really escalate things between him and The House of Black. I’m thinking if Mark doesn’t get allies to help him, then he should have some sort of three match series with The House. Mark will face each member 1v1, from Buddy to Brody to Malakai, and who knows how that goes, but Mark beating Malakai would be a good blowoff that also gets Mark towards a title story for the Summer. And really good promos from Swerve and Hangman to top off things for Revolution, with Hangman having a rather manic and desperate take on being a Face turning Heel. That’s a much more realistic turn in his character rather than the usual “I’m just a bad guy now” kind of stuff.

Really good segment from Wardlow, Jericho and Hobbs. While it’s not really good that Tony Khan books his people into these positions where their characters are always going, “It’s about time I get to do something in this company!” at least Wardlow is making the most of it with how passionate that promo was. And then while Jericho maybe goes one line too long for his part, at least Hobbs just beats Jericho down to make his point. Go-home math probably doesn’t work here, Jericho isn’t suddenly going to win out just because of this. I am still going with Wardlow as first pick, Hobbs as second.

Speaking of the Scramble, great Triple Threat, and a great win for Dante. I did not expect that, I really thought it was gonna be Penta, but Dante is another great high-flyer to get in on a rather bulky field. Great win for Mariah May, though I don’t think her matches have really gone long enough to showcase everything she can do. But it was also a great segue for Storm and Deonna to have their final face to face. Deonna stands tall because she puts the hurt on Mariah, that makes me think Storm retains and we slowly turn the corner to where Mariah gets fed up with Storm not caring about her at all, despite taking all these hits for her.

Great win for Thunder Rosa, and her little mini-promo after was really good, too. Again, feels like a case parallel to Wardlow about being a little annoyed at having to wait for stuff. Rosa did show up during the hype towards Collision’s debut, but then was not on a single Collision for months. Good promo from Deeb, too, and I want to say her saying “Final Boss” is some plug for Mercedes Mone to show up and be “THE Boss,” what with Big Business in Boston happening in a couple weeks. And apparently we’re not getting a TBS Championship or even a contender’s match. However, perhaps Willow & Kris VS Julia & Skye establishes someone as a #1 contender through the rankings to build towards the next PPV.

Really good stuff out of Bang Bang Scissor Gang, including their use of dysfunction within the group. They still win out because sadly, The Dark Order’s resurgence was only on ROH and then they got brought back to AEW just to eat losses. But with this being the second week in a row Caster can’t get a rap out, something is about to fall apart between the BBSG, whether we want it to or not. Meanwhile, Triple J helps Private Party win, maybe Jeff Jarrett wants to try and make a super group of his own. And apparently Lethal is onboard, because last we saw they were still arguing, so maybe Revolution swaps a super group we want for one that doesn’t make sense.

And great 8 Man Tag main event with a lot of stories plugged at once. The Heels winning made sense, and Trent taking the loss while Luchasaurus gets the win also makes sense. The math isn’t really affected by that necessarily, because then the chaotic brawl happens and we get varied results. Cassidy was beat down, so I’d think he beats Roddy. Meanwhile, Garcia threw Christian down before cameras cut away, so I guess that means Christian finds a way to win. Which makes sense, we just saw how Christian has three minions and Garcia only has Daddy Magic watching his back. That is, if Edge doesn’t show up to help Garcia.

Adam Copeland costing Christian the title rather than taking it himself would be good stuff for their feud, which doesn’t even really need the title. Edge VS Christian, The Final Chapter, just needs Luchasaurus to man up and turn on Christian and weaken the Patriarchy.

My Score: 8.8/10

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