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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (8/6/23)

B Block, FINAL ROUND!

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Who will be in the quarterfinals for this block?

Kazuchika Okada is advancing no matter what, but the question is: will he be the one seed or two seed for B Block in these G1 Climax quarterfinals? And then, who joins him as the other quarterfinalist?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • SANADA & DOUKI VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa; Sanada & Douki win.
  • Tomohiro Ishii & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Mikey Nicholls & Kosei Fujita; Ishii & Tanahashi win.
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Tama Tonga VS Jeff Cobb & HENARE; Cobb & Henare win.
  • Eddie Kingston & Togi Makabe VS David Finlay & Chase Owens; Finlay & Chase win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; LIJ wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA; Kenta wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa; Okada wins.
  • G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo; Ospreay wins.

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Here are the current B Block standings.

Kazuchika Okada: 5-1, 10 points [QUALIFIED]
Will Ospreay: 4-2, 8 points
El Phantasmo: 3-3, 6 points
Taichi: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA!

Sadly for the Head Hunter and Fang Revived, they have no shot at the G1 quarterfinals. But that doesn’t matter when pride is on the line! Will Hashi refuse to #GoToSleep? Or will Kenta make sure Hashi can’t #GetBackUp?

The bell rings and fans rally up already. Kenta is almost surprised fans are cheering him on. And now he wants them to get louder! But Hashi gets his fans going louder instead! Kenta says, “Here we go~!” and the fans cheer. Hashi flexes and shouts and the fans cheer more! Kenta has Hashi try his side of the crowd. Hashi goes over there and flexes, but then Kenta cheap shots from behind! Fans boo as Kenta stomps Hashi at the ropes. The ref counts, Kenta lets off at 4 and blames the fans. Kenta drags Hashi up, throws hands, then whips Hashi to ropes. Hashi reverses and runs Kenta over! Fans fire up while Kenta bails out.

Hashi builds speed, slides, but Kenta avoids the dropkick! Kenta then RAMS Hashi into the railing! Kenta then whips Hashi into more railing! Hashi goes down in a heap and fans rally up. Kenta storms up on Hashi, tells the fans to cheer him, and then drags Hashi up again. Kenta whips Hashi into even more railing! Hashi falls over again, the ref reprimands and tells Kenta to get this in the ring. Kenta KICKS Hashi in the back instead! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, the fans rally and Kenta puts Hashi in the ring. Kenta stomps Hashi around, drops a knee on Hashi’s head, and fans rally up. Cover, TWO!

Kenta clamps on with a chinlock! Fans rally as Kenta smothers Hashi! The ref reprimands, Kenta then changes to a head vice! Hashi endures the squeeze, Kenta lets off, and then he KICKS Hashi in the back! Fans rally again as Kenta kicks Hashi around. Hashi stands, Kenta kicks him again, then eggs him on. Hashi swings but Kenta gets around to spin Hashi and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Kenta wraps Hashi in the chinlock. Kenta smothers Hashi again, then goes back to the chinlock. Hashi endures, the fans rally up, and Hashi fights up. Hashi throws body shots but Kenta throws him down by his hair!

The ref reprimands but Kenta drags Hashi up. Kenta KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Hashi into the corner! Hashi falls over, and Kenta stands on him! The ref counts, Kenta steps off at 4. Kenta drags Hashi up at the five minute mark and Hashi fires forearms! Kenta knees low, whips Hashi to ropes, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down. Kenta crawls to a corner, Hashi rises and goes to the opposite. Hashi runs in corner to corner, to CHOP! Fans fire up and Hashi whips Kenta to CHOP! And mule kick! And runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi as he hits The Head Hunter!

Hashi runs in at the ropes to CHOP Kenta again! And then Hashi hangs Kenta out to dry! Hashi runs to DROPKICK Kenta down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up behind Hashi as he looms over Kenta. Hashi drags Kenta up, reels him in, but Kenta fights the lift! Kenta RAMS Hashi into a corner, almost getting the ref! Hashi comes back but Kenta dodges, to shove Hashi into another corner! Roll-up, TWO! Hashi runs in, Kenta sends him right into the ref! And then kicks low to DDT! Kenta then takes advantage of the ref being down to go get a kendo stick! Fans boo as Kenta gets in the ring, but he acts like he doesn’t get why they’re upset.

Kenta SMACKS Hashi on the back! Fans boo but Kenta just smirks. Kenta SMACKS Hashi again! And again! And again! Hashi writhes but Kenta SMACKS him yet again! Fans boo but Kenta dares Hashi to get back up. But wait, Kenta then sees Hashi’s bo staff! Kenta brings the staff in, gives it a kiss, then runs in, but Hashi dodges! The staff hits ropes and then hits Kenta in the head! Fans fire up while both men are down! Kenta rolls away to the corner, Hashi gets the staff out of the ring. The ref also stirs, and Hashi aims from the corner. Hashi roars and runs in to clothesline! And then he brings Kenta around, to POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Kenta is still in this but fans fire up behind Hashi! Hashi drags Kenta up as we pass 10 minutes, but Kenta fights the suplex! Kenta fires a forearm, Hashi fires back! Fans rally as the two go back and forth, forearm for forearm! Then Hashi CHOPS! And ROCKS, and CHOPS! But Kenta CROSS COUNTERS! Kenta fires off right cross palm strikes, blocks a superkick, and then ROCKS Hashi again! Kenta runs to BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up but Kenta drags Hashi right up to a fireman’s carry! But Hashi slips free, to get a SLEEPER! Kenta snapmares free, blocks a lariat and URAKENS! And URAKENS! And ROLLING- SUPERKICK!

Fans fire up with Hashi as he reels Kenta in! KUMAGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Kenta survives again but Hashi fires up! Fans are with him again as he drags Kenta up. Full nelson, pump handle, KAR- NO, Kenta shoves Hashi at the ref again! LOW- NO!! Hashi blocks the low blow and the ref reprimands! Kenta tells him to shut up, but storms into the HIDDEN GAP! Hashi runs and LARIATS! Fans are thunderous, Hashi full nelsons to pump handle, KAR- NO!! Kenta snatches a cradle! AND WINS!!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)

The Head Hunter didn’t Go To Sleep, but he still got beat! Will this mean Bullet Club gets their shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan!

Well, it would seem the Holy Emperor and the Dominator are also completely out of the running, because of their losses to Okada. But as with Hashi and Kenta, this is about pride as fighters, and as champions! Will the KOPW Champion or the Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Champion finish with a golden ticket?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two slowly approach. Khan goes for a leg but Taichi stays back. Fans chant “Let’s Go, Taichi!” “Let’s Go, Khan!” Taichi’s side is stronger as he again avoids Khan going for legs. The two approach, Khan keeps changing levels, but Taichi goes to the corner. Khan eggs Taichi on and fans rally up. The two approach, and Taichi dares Khan to take a shot. So Khan TACKLES him! Khan gets a headlock, smothers Taichi a second, then flips him over to waistlock and roll to a bridging cover. ONE, and Taichi has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Khan lets off. Taichi bails out while fans cheer.

Taichi goes around the outside while Khan stands patiently, arms behind his back. Taichi paces, Khan drop steps and stretches to keep limber. Taichi slowly steps in, the two circle, and they feel things out. Khan wants a leg, Taichi wants to kick, but both are wary of the other. Taichi kicks but gets caught! Khan waistlocks, keeps Taichi from ropes, but Taichi breaks free to ENZIGURI! Khan staggers, that kick got him in the back! Taichi gives Khan Kawada Kicks, then pushes him. Khan claps to throw Taichi off, and then he picks Taichi up! Khan DUMPS Taichi up and over the top rope! Fans fire up as Khan goes out after Taichi.

Khan clinches, picks Taichi up, and RAMS him into railing! Taichi grimaces but Khan brings him around. But then Khan just RAMS him into more railing! The ref reprimands and English commentary wants Khan to be careful. Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into the apron! Taichi falls, clutching his back! Khan tells Taichi he can go ahead and get in the ring. Taichi is still down, so Khan drags Taichi over to railing. Khan then goes up and over to pull Taichi’s arm through, and then pulls on the fingers and twists the wrist! The ref reprimands, Khan thrashes the railing to mess with the arm!

The ref counts, Khan lets off at 4, and Taichi scrambles away. Fans rally up as Khan takes his time returning from No Man’s Land. The ring count starts, Khan drags Taichi up and brings him around. Khan wrenches and CLUBS the arm, and then puts Taichi in at 10 of 20. Fans cheer and Khan hurries after Taichi. We pass five minutes as Khan clamps on a top wristlock, and then makes it a HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Taichi endures, kicks around, but Khan squeezes tight! Taichi still moves over, but Khan kneels on Taichi. Taichi’s foot still gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Khan lets off quickly.

Taichi stands up against the ropes, Khan pushes him but Taichi kicks back. Khan kicks low, wrenches an arm, then hits a fireman’s carry takeover. Fans cheer the traditional wrestling style, and Khan stomps around. Fans clap along, Khan runs in, but into an ENZIGURI! Fans fire up while both men are down! Taichi stands up and storms over to Khan, to KICK him in the side! Khan sits up, and Taichi KICKS him in the back! Khan grabs at a leg, Taichi sits him up, and Taichi KICKS him back down! Then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi slaps Khan with them and eggs him on! Khan gets up and clinches!

Taichi fights, wrenches, wrangles Khan, then hammerlocks and GUILLOTINES! Shoutout to the Russian Wolf! Khan endures and Taichi drags him down into body scissors! Khan fights this sambo hold and moves around, to the ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer, and then Khan coughs and sputters for air. Taichi drags Khan back up, but Khan shoots in to waistlock! Taichi wrenches free, REVERSE ARMBAR! And back to body scissors! Khan endures, fights the scissors, grabs around, but Taichi pulls on the arm! Khan kicks around, but Taichi keeps him from ropes! Wrench, step-over and an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!!

Fans fire up as Khan endures and fights around! Khan fights up, but Taichi wrangles him back down! Khan kicks and kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer again. Taichi’s busting out moves no one knew he knew, and we pass 10 minutes. Taichi eggs Khan on, and then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS it again! Taichi kicks but Khan blocks to sweep the leg, roll Taichi, and clinch for a BIG BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into a corner! Taichi staggers, Khan hits a SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE!

Taichi endures as Khan leans all his weight on the hold! Fans rally, Taichi moves around, crawls his way over, and his foot gets a ROPEBREAK! Khan kneels on Taichi while he holds on until the ref counts. Khan looms over Taichi, drags him up, and gut wrenches, but Taichi hooks a leg! CALF KILLER, transitioned into a FIGURE FOUR KNEELOCK! Fans fire up as Khan endures, but Taichi shifts his grip on the toehold! Taichi keeps Khan’s legs tied up and fans rally! Khan fights, reaches out, but Taichi pulls as hard as he can on the legs! Khan fights with an arm, to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer again as Taichi lets off.

Taichi pounds the mat and fans rally up. Taichi roars, builds his energy and aims at Khan from the corner. Khan flounders on one good leg, into the LEG SCISSOR TAKEDOWN, into a CROSS HEEL HOOK!! Khan flails pounds the mat but he isn’t giving up! Khan sits up, he grabs at Taichi’s legs, and he has a HEEL HOOK now! Taichi pushes on the Cross Heel! Khan keeps his shoulders up as he pulls on Taichi’s legs! They duel over Heel Hooks but neither is giving up! They both crawl their way over, still pull on the Heel Hooks, and Taichi grabs the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer this technical exchange as we pass 15 minutes.

The Heel Hooks are undone and both men seethe as they rise up. They go forehead to forehead, then stand. Khan throws a forearm, Taichi throws a kick! Khan gives another forearm, Taichi gives another kick! They go back and forth, Taichi gets the edge with KICK after KICK, but Khan CHOPS! Tachi SOBATS! Khan IRON FIST BODY BLOWS! Taichi spins but Khan blocks the heel kick to SLAM Taichi down! But Taichi’s right up to BOOT! Khan’s right up to BOOT! Taichi’s right up to GAMANGIRI! Khan wobbles, Taichi runs in, AX- NO, HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE STO!! Khan thrashes and puts all his weight on this hold!

Fans rally, Taichi endures, and Khan headstands to get the maximum weight! Khan can’t keep it, though, and now we hit the three minute warning! Taichi stands, Khan SLAMS him right back down! Khan leans on the hold as Taichi endures! Fans duel, Khan pulls back on the triangle! Then leans on Taichi again! Then pulls back again! TAICHI TAPS, KHAN WINS!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by submission (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)

The Holy Emperor was just conquered by the United Empire! Khan conquers the KOPW Champion, will that title be the next conquest?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!

The Rainmaker is guaranteed a spot in the quarterfinals, but like anyone, he wants to go in on top! Will Okada make it rain and solidify his spot as the number one seed? Or will the Silverback clear the skies for another to take flight?

The bell rings and fans rally up for “O-KA-DA!” as he and Loa circle. They tie up, Loa rolls Okada up, TWO! Loa reels Okada into a headlock but Okada powers out. Loa runs Okada over, then grins at him. Things speed up, Loa blocks hip toss to body shot and turn, backslide! TWO and Okada rushes in, but Loa gets around to O’Conner Roll! TWO, and fans cheer as Loa runs. Okada gets around him, ripcords, but Loa ducks the lariat! Loa UPPERCUTS and Okada bails out of the ring. Fans rally up but Loa waits on Okada. The ring count starts, then Loa goes out the side. Loa storms up but Okada kicks low, and DDTs to the floor!

Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Loa tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Okada hurries out after him, and clears off part of English commentary’s table! Okada brings Loa over to SMACK Loa off the table! English commentary apologizes for being off mic for this, as Okada THROWS Loa into the table and it topples over! Fans boo Okada as he leaves Loa behind, and Jado coaches Okada up. Fans rally for Loa now and he staggers up and away from English commentary. Loa slowly rolls into the ring but Okada is right on him with a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud as Loa hangs tough.

Okada looms over Loa, gives him toying kicks and he eggs Loa on. Loa stands up to get in Okada’s face, but Okada fires forearms! Okada whips Loa to a corner then back elbows! Kick and- NO, Loa stops the DDT to RAM Okada into a corner! Loa fires off forearms and the fans are with him! Red Shoes reprimands, Loa lets off, but Okada fires off on Loa now! Okada runs but Loa SPEARS him down! Fans fire up for Loa and Jado coaches him up. Loa and Okada stir, and Loa grits his teeth as he rises up. Okada staggers and Loa LARIATS! And ELBOWS! Okada dodges a shot but the SOUTHPAW hits! Fans fire up and we pass five minutes!

Loa BODY BLOWS, UPPERCUTS, and repeat! Fans rally as Loa hits Okada again and again and again and again, then really fires off in the corner! Loa then tops it off with a CHOP! Loa whips Okada corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines! And then back the other way, for another clothesline! Okada staggers, Loa waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans rally up again and Loa drags Okada up. Okada fights the scoop and he CLUBS Loa on the back! Loa ROCKS Okada and Okada tumbles out of the ring! Fans rally again and Loa goes out, only for Okada to kick! But Loa back drops Okada to the floor first!

Fans fire up with Loa and he runs in, to LARIAT Okada down! Fans fire up even more and Loa drags Okada up. Loa puts Okada in, fans rally, and Loa slingshot SENTONS! Loa hurries to get Okada up, for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Okada survives but Jado coaches Loa. Fans rally, Loa stands and he brings Okada up. Loa scoops but Okada slips free, to have the arm! MONEY CLIP!! Loa endures, but Okada brings him down to a knee! Loa fights up and he RAMS Okada into a corner! Loa runs in, but Okada pops him up to the Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Loa flops out of the ring while fans fire up!

Jado coaches Loa as he crawls around the way. Fans rally, Okada hurries out after Loa, and runs in, only for Loa to throw him over railing! Okada lands on his feet but Loa ROCKS him! The ring count starts as Loa lifts Okada, and tells people to move!? Fans fire up but Okada fights free! Okada runs to SHOTGUN Loa down! The ring count is past 13 of 20 now! Okada hurries and puts Loa in at 17! Fans cheer that Okada wants this to end inside the ring! Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and we pass 10 minutes. Okada paces around, leading Loa by the wrist, but Loa ducks the lariat! Kick, KNEE, and ENZIGURI!

Loa hurries to scoop! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Okada survives the Scrapbuster but fans rally behind Loa! Loa drags Okada up, scoops again, but Okada slips free again! Backslide! Loa rolls through, but into a short arm LARIAT! Okada holds onto the wrist, and he drags Loa back up. For another short arm LARIAT! Okada fires up and fans fire up, too, as Okada drags Loa around. Okada brings Loa in, but Loa throws elbows to stop the ripcord! Okada uses that to DISCUS LARIAT! Loa stays up!? Okada fires forearm after forearm, but Loa just HEADBUTTS! Loa runs, but into the DROPKICK! But Loa’s right up!?

Loa roars and he fires forearm son Okada! Okada UPPERCUTS back! Okada runs, into a LOA DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Milano Collection AT is laughing from shock! Loa drags Okada up, scoops, but Okada fights free! Okada scoops to EMERALD FLOWSION! And then ripcord, RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)

The Rainmaker finishes off the Silverback, and Okada is now solidified as B Block’s top seed! Is Okada already on his way to the G1 Climax Threepeat?

 

G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo!

The Aerial Assassin is on the bubble, but so is the Headbanga! If this goes to even just a draw, Ospreay is in! Will Ospreay join Okada in the quarterfinals? Or will there be Sudden Death in the final round?

The two fist bump to show there is respect here, and the fans cheer. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay can’t believe it! The two circle, tie up, and Ospreay headlocks. ELP fights up, pries at the hold but Ospreay holds on tight, even as ELP tries to power out. ELP rolls Ospreay, Ospreay holds on and they stand back up. ELP powers up and puts Ospreay on ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break, and both men let off slowly. ELP then forearms Ospreay! Ospreay headlocks, ELP powers out and DROPKCIKS! ELP keeps moving and he RANAS Ospreay! Ospreay goes out, ELP goes up, but Ospreay gets far, far away!

Fans cheer as ELP backflips off the corner and lands on his feet. Ospreay hears the fans all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” and ELP even lounges on the corner! Ospreay returns to the ring, the fans rally for him now, and Ospreay slides in. ELP stomps Ospreay, CLUBS him, whips him, but Ospreay holds ropes. ELP runs in but Ospreay FLAPJACK HOTSHOTS him! Then Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! Fans fire up and Ospreay aims, to PLANCHA! Direct hit and Ospreay even lands on his feet! Fans fire up as Ospreay paces around. Ospreay drags ELP up, CHOPS him, and then follows him around the way.

Ospreay CHOKES ELP on the railing! Then CLUBS him on the neck! ELP sputters and coughs, but Ospreay drags him up and puts him in the ring. Fans applaud as Ospreay scoops ELP, for a BIG BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Fans cheer and Ospreay is a bit annoyed with ELP. Ospreay ROCKS ELP and ELP staggers to a corner. ELP throws a forearm back but Ospreay shrugs it off. Ospreay uses a rather Ishii tactic as he corners ELP and just takes the forearms. ELP keeps throwing shots but Ospreay doesn’t budge. ELP PURPLE NURPLES! But Ospreay doesn’t care?! Ospreay DECKS ELP with a forearm!

Fans fire up and ELP is dazed. Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and snapmares to then cravat for a neck wrench. ELP endures, but Ospreay lets go to CLUB him in the neck! Ospreay kicks at ELP toyingly, but ELP CHOPS! Ospreay is stinging but he comes back. ELP throws a forearm but Ospreay just grits his teeth. ELP ROCKS Ospreay this time, but Ospreay cravats as we hit five minutes. ELP throws body shots, gets free, and he ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay BOOTS ELP! Ospreay whips, ELP ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Fans fire up as Ospreay tumbles away to a corner! Ospreay sits up in a daze now as fans rally up.

ELP feeds off the energy as fans again chant, and he kips up! Ospreay storms up but into a LARIAT! And a Manhattan Drop! ELP mocks Ospreay, gets around, atomic drop again! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And then ELP goes to the corner, goes up, FALLING ELBOW! Fans fire up, and ELP tunes up the band. The fans clap along, ELP runs in but Ospreay dodges! Ospreay waistlocks, ELP elbows free and runs, but into the Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! Ospreay whips, ELP reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans fire up again while both men are down! Ospreay crawls to a cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Ospreay goes to the apron. Ospreay climbs a corner, ELP stands, and Ospreay BLINDSIDE CHEERIOS! ELP falls outta the ring, and Ospreay goes up the other corner! But ELP shoves him down! Ospreay hotshots off ropes, ELP goes up! ELP tightrope walks to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous! ELP rises and gets the fans to get louder. ELP then drags Ospreay up and into the ring, climbs the ropes, and springboard SWANTONS! To then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but ELP keeps his cool. ELP drags Ospreay up, straitjackets, but Ospreay fights the torture rack!

ELP ROCKS Ospreay with a forearm, then eggs him on. Ospreay ROCKS ELP in return, but then ELP comes back to ROCK Ospreay! Ospreay DECKS ELP this time! Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and gives him Kawada Kicks! ELP flops over and Ospreay eggs him on again. ELP rises, and BOOTS! And BOOTS! And BOOTS again! Ospreay is in the corner, ELP stomps a mudhole in! Red Shoes reprimands but Ospreay just gets in ELP’s face! Ospreay winds up to CHOP! We pass 10 minutes, ELP stands, and Ospreay CHOPS ELP on the back! ELP seethes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS him! ELP roars, but then flops out to the apron!

Fans fire up and Ospreay grins. Ospreay goes out to join ELP, but then goes up the corner! ELP anchors Ospreay, and trips him! Ospreay hits off the buckles, then ELP POSTS Ospreay! ELP hooks the arms but Ospreay fights the lift! Ospreay fireman’s carries but ELP fights free! Ospreay SUPERKICKS, goes up, APRON OSCUTTER!! Both men fall to the floor and fans fire up again! Red Shoes checks both men, namely ELP. ELP is somehow okay to continue, as is Ospreay, and fans rally up again. A ring count starts, Ospreay sits up at 6. Ospreay stands at 11, leaves ELP behind and rolls in at 13. ELP stands at 14 but flops back over!

ELP rises again at 16, fans rally up, and ELP stands at 18! ELP hobbles and slides in at 19.5, Ospreay COAST2COASTS INTO SUDDEN DEATH!! Fans are thunderous as ELP now goes to the apron! SPRINGBOARD THUNDER KISS 86!!! But his ribs! ELP has to crawl back to the cover, TWO!!! Fans are thunderous as ELP hurries to straitjacket and torture rack! BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives again, but ELP tunes up the band! Fans fire up with ELP and he aims! Ospreay stands, but he blocks Sudden Death! Ospreay CHOPS! ELP ENZIGURIS! ELP runs, into a SPANISH FLY!!

Both men are down but the fans are thunderous again! The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” hard as ever as he and Ospreay stir. Ospreay stands and he wants ELP to get up. Ospreay aims, to HOOK KICK! ELP wobbles, Ospreay reels him in! Underhooks, Canadian Rack, but ELP slips free to get around, POISON-RANA!! Ospreay staggers around, into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Fans cannot believe it but Ospreay survives! Fans are thunderous, ELP drags Ospreay to a drop zone, and we hit 15 minutes! ELP waits on Ospreay to rise, to springboard TORNADO DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay is still in this and the fans are going nuts!

ELP grits his teeth, pounds the mat in frustration, and the fans rally behind him again. ELP rises, slashes his throat, and he brings Ospreay in! But Ospreay pops him up to HAYMAKER! And HOOK KICK! And OSC- BACKSLIDE?! TWO!!! ELP ducks Hidden Blade to GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!! ROLLING ELBOW from Ospreay!! Ospreay preapres the arm, runs in, INTO A RANA!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay escapes, ELP springboards, to steal the OSCUTTER!!! And then he reels Ospreay in, tucks the arms, C! R! 2!!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!?! No one can believe it, let alone ELP! And we hit the three minute warning!

ELP uses his head to push Ospreay to a corner, and then drags Ospreay up. ELP puts Ospreay on the top rope, goes up to join him, but Ospreay throws body shots! Then Ospreay slips under, tucks ELP in, CHEEKY- BOOT from ELP! And then ELP goes up to FLYING- OSCUTTER!! Ospreay runs to springboard, OSCUTTER!! Cover at the two minute warning, TWO?!?!?! Fans are electric as Ospreay prepares the arm! HIDDEN BLADE!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?! How is ELP doing this?!?! But Ospreay just underhooks, lifts, TIGER DRIVER 98!!!! High stack, Ospreay wins!!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)

With just under two minutes to spare, the Aerial Assassin ends ELP’s run in the G1! As hard as he fought here, will it still take an even harder fight next year?

Ospreay shows ELP respect by helping him sit up and patting him on the good shoulder. Fans cheer this, and then Ospreay gets his IWGP US Championship and the mic. Ospreay says good evening in Japanese, and then asks Osaka, “El Phantasmo’s an awesome pro-wrestler, right?” Fans cheer that and chant for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay tells ELP that he has some new friends here. “And hey, many times, we have done this dance. Many times, we have done the tango, El Phantasmo. But I wanna say one thing to you: You’re swimming in a pool with a Great White Shark. And although you may be battered and bruised today, Osaka wants you to keep fighting for them!”

Fans cheer that, and Ospreay says, “May we meet again, El Phantasmo, arigato gozaimashita.” Fans rally and cheer Ospreay, and Ospreay says he’s Osaka’s favorite, though. But he has a question, in Japanese: “Who is the best wrestler in the world?!” They chant “OSPREAY! OSPREAY!” Ospreay says this battle has been effing hard. He is tired, battered, but he will continue to fight for a new NJPW! “We’re in a new era, and now begins the real test. Because Osaka, please, everybody come with me to Ryogoku, cuz I AM GONNA WIN THE G1 CLIMAX!!” Fans like the sound of that!

“Because my name is Will Ospreay, and I am ON! ANOTHER! LEVEL! Arigato gozaimashita!!” The Commonwealth Kingpin swings the mic and then throws up the crown. Will he be raising the G1 trophy along with the IWGP US Championship in the end?

 

Here are the FINAL B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 6-1, 12 points [QUALIFIED, B1]
Will Ospreay: 5-2, 10 points [QUALIFIED, B2]
El Phantasmo: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Taichi: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

Another awesome, awesome night for NJPW and the G1. Great showing even in the matches of eliminated competitors. Kenta does do some sneaky things as always, but he still got a clean finish with that cradle counter. There’s a lot of potential for Bullet Club to again fight for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles since Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin only won the NJPW Strong Openweight titles off Bishamon. Not sure who Kenta would team with but that’d be some fun stuff for at least a match. And Khan VS Taichi was some great stuff, surprisingly technical with Taichi showing off his sambo skills. But Khan getting the win is a great move, too, I would love for him and Taichi to have a KOPW Championship feud that plays on the various martial arts they both know.

Okada VS Loa was also basically a formality, Okada wasn’t going to be eliminated by any means. But Loa looked great against one of the best, it feels like all the Guerrillas of Destiny are going to be building up over the next year or so, what with Hikuleo getting into the quarterfinals and Tama still in the running. C Block is Tuesday, maybe he makes it through Henare. But all the drama of B Block was saved for the main event, which just blew the roof off the place. Both guys are great, both guys have plenty of fans in Japan, and it was great that they pushed it to the last 90 seconds or so. But Ospreay winning out makes sense, he and Okada are going to keep their own rivalry going into the quarterfinals. And Ospreay acknowledging ELP’s ability is a great sign that ELP is gonna get big things in his singles career.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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