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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (9/14/23)

Azucar wants gold!

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Will Grand Slam have to change its plans?

So what if he’s defending the ROH World Championship on Dynamite? Claudio Castagnoli defends this title here against Rocky Romero!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • ROH World Championship: Claudio Castagnoli VS Rocky Romero; Claudio wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Willie Mack & The Infantry VS Kevin Ku & The Outrunners; Mack & The Infantry win.
  • Mercedes Martinez VS Zoey Lynn; Mercedes wins.
  • The Gates of Agony w/ Prince Nana VS Cole Radrick & Matt Brannigan; The Gates win.
  • Christopher Daniels VS Darius Martin w/ Action Andretti; Darius wins.
  • Shane Taylor VS Lee Johnson; Shane wins.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Lady Frost; Willow wins.
  • National Championship Open Challenge: Josh Woods w/ Mark Sterling VS Dominic Garrini; Woods wins.
  • Ethan Page VS Griff Garrison; Ethan wins.
  • “The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate VS The Workhorsemen; The Workhorsemen win.
  • Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS AR Fox; Fox wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

ROH World Championship: Claudio Castagnoli VS Rocky Romero!

There’s no waiting on this main event level match! The Swiss Superman has to be ready for Collision on Saturday, but will he be able to focus on the opponent in front of him? Or is Azucar going to spoil the plans for Dynamite: Grand Slam?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the better man!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the two circle and fans rally. They feel things out, Rocky goes for a leg but Claudio blocks the takedown. They go around and around, end up on ropes, and the ref counts. Claudio lets off, Rocky gets away and the two reset. They tie up, Rocky wrenches and wristlocks but Claudio uses a leg to trip Rocky. Claudio waistlocks, armlocks, and he even chinbars. Rocky fights up, but Claudio hammerlocks the arm now. Rocky works on an escape, reaches back, and he jumps up to flying-mare! Fans rally as Rocky dodges to KICK and KICK! But Clau8di shoves back, only for Rocky to duck ‘n’ dodge and RANA!

Fans fire up as Claudio bails out, and Rocky DIVES! Direct hit and Rocky gets back in, to DIVE again! Another direct hit! Rocky keeps going, fans fire up, but Claudio UPPERCUTS the tope down! Rocky flounders away while Claudio shakes his arm out. Claudio storms in after Rocky, brings Rocky up and ROCKS him with a right! Claudio stands Rocky up, CHOPS him, then scoops him to trophy lift! Fans fire up as Claudio hits a SUPER SNAKE EYES, and then a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Rocky is toughing it out, he’s a champion in his own right. But Claudio stalks him, and CLUBS him on the back! Claudio then clamps on with a seated abdominal stretch.

Rocky endures as Claudio leans on him for the twist. Rocky fights free, fans rally up, but Claudio keeps on the armlock and chinbar. Claudio pulls Rocky back, but Rocky endures being twisted! Fans rally, Rocky powers up and he moves around, to KICK! And KICK! And KICK, but Claudio blocks to trip! Fans fire up for the SWISS SWING! Claudio goes around and around, and fans count along all the way to ELEVEN! Claudio fires up and fans are with him as he goes over to Rocky. Claudio has a cocky cover, ONE! Claudio eggs Rocky on, drags him up, and ROCKS him with a right! Rocky CHOPS back!

Claudio frowns, but Rocky eggs him on. Claudio DECKS Rocky with a right, then digs his boot in at the corner! The ref counts, Claudio lets off, and he hauls Rocky up to suplex. Claudio holds Rocky up and fans cheer as the stall goes to TEN, but Rocky slips free! Rocky body shots, runs, but Claudio pops him up! Rocky RANAS free! Claudio bails out, Rocky DIVES and finally hits the hattrick! Claudio goes tumbling over the desk! Rocky hurries after Claudio, brings him up and CHOPS him against railing! Fans rally as Rocky brings Claudio over but Claudio shoves him into the ring! Claudio steps in, into a KICK!

Rocky goes up the corner to DOUBLE STOMP Claudio down! Claudio flounders to a corner, fans rally with Rocky now as he tunes up the band. Rocky runs in to clotheslines! Then another! Then another, but Claudio dodges! Rocky UPPERCUTS, leaps, TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Claudio is still in this and Rocky grows frustrated. Rocky kicks, Claudio blocks, Claudio ducks the enziguri but not the REWIND HEEL! Claudio’s on ropes, Rocky runs in, 619!! Rocky keeps moving, SHIRANUI!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Rocky is beside himself! Rocky drags Claudio up, throws forearms and a SOBAT, then he goes up a corner!

Fans fire up with Rocky, but Claudio UPPERCUTS! And then Claudio fires forearms! Claudio climbs up after Rocky but Rocky hits back with forearms! They brawl up top, Claudio has the edge and he brings Rocky up. Rocky throws body shots, then knocks Claudio down! Rocky adjusts, leaps, but into Claudio’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Rocky is hanging tough but Claudio is keeping cool. Claudio runs in at the corner to UPPERCUT! And then he fires point-blank lariats again and again! Then more uppercuts! The ref backs Claudio down but Claudio goes back for more shots! Claudio then reels Rocky in, short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO!!

Claudio can’t believe it but Rocky survives! So Claudio clamps on for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! The Blackpool Combat Club favorite! Claudio whips, pops Rocky up, but Rocky RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Backslide, TWO!! JUMP KNEE!! Rocky ENZIGURIS, Claudio wobbles! Fans fire up as Rocky cravats, SLICED- NO, Claudio stops that to swing Rocky around! And he blocks the tornado DDT counter! POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Claudio says this is it! UPPERCUT!! Cover, Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (still ROH World Championship)

Azucar pushed the Swiss Superman, but he could not knock him off the throne! Will Claudio soon have another belt in his collection? Or will the Mad King soon reign in two realms?

 

Six Man Tag: Willie Mack & The Infantry VS Kevin Ku & The Outrunners!

One new trio takes on another new trio! Will Mack, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean keep on marching towards the ROH World Six Man titles? Or will Kevin, Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum change things up?

The trios sort out and Mack starts against Kevin, and they uphold the Code of Honor. They circle as the bell rings and fans rally up. They tie up, Mack and Kevin are in a deadlock, but Kevin gets around to a waistlock. Mack trips Kevin, Kevin kicks him away, and things speed up. Mack turns hip toss into arm-drag! Fans fire up but Kevin CHOPS back! Kevin eggs Mack on, then sidesteps, but Mack RANAS! Fans fire up with Mack and he ducks ‘n’ dodges and LEG LARIATS! Direct hit and fans fire up! Mack drags Kevin up, tags Dean, and they double whip Kevin to FLAPJACK BULLDOG COMBO! Not the cleanest, but Dean still covers, TWO!

Kevin hurries away, and he tags in Turbo. Turbo flexes but Dean CLOBBERS him! Truth runs in, Carlie backs Cap up, but Truth resists the double hip toss! So The Infantry double body shot! Turbo runs in but The Infantry use Truth to back drop him away! Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Truth! Dean DECKS Kevin, and the Infantry poke fun at the Outrunners’ spin and pose. They then salute and Dean goes back for Turbo. Turbo wants mercy, Dean says no and runs, but into a cheap shot from Truth! Turbo rolls Dean up, TWO and Turbo is sent into Truth! Kevin helps them both up, but Dean FLIES onto them all!

Fans fire up with The Captain and he puts Turbo in. Turbo again wants mercy, but Truth anchors Dean’s foot! Dean kicks Truth away but Turbo HOTSHOTS Dean down! Turbo flexes but fans are torn. Turbo covers, ONE! Tag to Truth, and the Outrunners mug Dean. Truth flexes now, then he keeps Dean from Carlie. Truth ROCKS Dean, tags in Kevin, and they mug Dean. Kevin CHOPS while the Outrunners flex, and then Kevin snapmares Dean down, into a dragon sleeper! Dean endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Kevin lets off, but then stomps Dean down! Fans rally for Dean while Kevin taunts Carlie.

Tag to Turbo and he swaggers around before he ROCKS Dean! Tag to Truth, Truth flexes, and he ROCKS Dean! Dean elbows back! Dean fights out of enemy territory, but Truth drop toeholds! Turbo tags in to then drop an AX HANDLE! Turbo stomps Dean around more, and he really shows off the biceps. Fans boo but Turbo brings Dean up, to ROCK him with a haymaker! Turbo TOSSES Dean out hard, distracts with a dance, and Truth gets some shots in! Truth SMACKS Dean off the apron, then helps Turbo drag Dean up! Tag to Kevin, they put Dean on the rope and Kevin FLYING KNEES Dean down! Now Kevin flexes! He’s getting into it!

Kevin tags Truth and Turbo joins in on a TRIPLE FLEX! But Dena sneaks a tag to Carlie! Carlie TOSSES Kevin, then joins in on the flexing! The Outrunners say that’s good stuff. Wait, that’s Carlie! They swing, Carlie dodges and he fires off JABS on everybody! Pop, lock and DECK! Then a ROLLING ELBOW! Fans are fired up for Tattoos and Attitude, Carlie jukes Turbo to DECK him! Then a spin and clinch, SIDEWINDER for Truth!! Cover, but Turbo runs up, only for Carlie to move! The ax handle gets Truth! The Infantry TOSS Turbo, then SPLASH Truth! Carlie gets Truth for a SCISSOR KICK! Dean hits a FLYING ELBOW! Cover, Turbo breaks it!

Kevin BLASTS Carlie and Mack off the apron! The Outrunners get Carlie up to ROCK him! They fire up, reel Carlie in, scoop and a run, but Carlie sends Truth into Turbo! Hot tag to Mack! Mack leads the way, the Infantry DOUBLE DIVE onto the Outrunners while Mack ROCKS Kevin! Kevin ROCKS Mack! Mack eggs Kevin on, Kevin throws shots but Mack gives them back! Mack pumps up, but Kevin swats his shot to HOOK KICK! Kevin fires up, runs, but into a POP-UP FOREARM!! Then a STUNNER into BOOT CAMP!! Cover, Mack & Infantry win!

Winners: Willie Mack & The Infantry, by pinfall

Big teamwork on all sides, but it is Mack, Carlie & Dean that take the victory! Will the Mogul Embassy finally have challengers they have to worry about?

 

Backstage interview with Ethan Page.

Lexi Nair is with All Ego and says he will take on Griff Garrison. But first, welcome back to ROH! Yeah, it has been awhile, hasn’t it? And to be honest, ROH is the perfect place for Ethan right now. He feels he’s let his ego take control of his career. He hasn’t been wrestling that often, only signing on for big marquee matches, title matches, and chasing the money. He needs to get back to the root of competition, and ROH has always been about that. Ethan doesn’t know who he is anymore, but the thing is, he knows what he’s capable of. He’s here in ROH to prove to the fans, but also to himself. That starts tonight.

Then the Egoless Ethan makes his ROH return tonight, will he get a big win over the Ivy League MVP?

 

Mercedes Martinez VS Zoey Lynn!

The OG Badass went chasing the AEW TBS Championship but got sidetracked, so she’s resetting and trying again in ROH. Will this be the time she gets back the ROH Women’s World Championship?

The Code of Honor is not upheld as Mercedes leaves Zoey hanging. The bell rings, they circle, and Mercedes doesn’t take Zoey seriously. But Zoey waistlocks, headlocks, and holds on as Mercedes powers up. Zoey wrenches, wristlocks, then waistlocks again. Mercedes pries free, but Zoey goes for that arm to wristlock again. The fans rally up for their hometown hero as she dodges the lariat, but Mercedes avoids the arm-drag! Mercedes then BOOTS Zoey down! Mercedes talks trash on Cleveland and brings Zoey up to stomp into a corner! The ref counts, Mercedes lets off at 4, then keeps Zoey in the ring.

Mercedes CHOKES Zoey on the ropes, the ref counts, but Mercedes lets off at 4. Zoey sputters and flounders to a corner, Mercedes stomps her down, then Mercedes snap suplexes! Una amiga! Then dos amigas! Mercedes hauls Zoey up, to suplex again, stall for a count of TEN, then FIFTEEN, and then THREE AMIGAS! Mercedes blows kisses to the fans, then cocky covers, TWO! Zoey survives, but Mercedes stalks her. Mercedes drags Zoey up to CHOP! Zoey falls over, Mercedes stalks her, and ROCKS her again! And then CHOPS her again! Zoey falls over, Mercedes stalks her but Zoey shoves her away.

Mercedes runs in, but Zoey dodges! Roll up, ONE!! LARIAT! Mercedes dusts herself off, then looms over Zoey. “You think this is a game?!” Mercedes rains down fists! The ref counts, Mercedes lets off, and she says Zoey is not on her level! Mercedes hauls Zoey up, whips her to a corner, btu Zoey goes up and- NO, Mercedes catches her! But then Zoey slips free to shove, slide, and she trips Mercedes up! And then step-in dropkick! Fans fire up as Zoey runs in to UPPERCUT in the corner! But Mercedes blocks the snapmare! Mercedes shoves Zoey away, Zoey dodges to mule kick and PELE! Fans rally and Zoey feeds off the energy!

Zoey runs, but Mercedes hits a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, but Mercedes lets off!? Mercedes is playing with her food, and she pulls Zoey into crossface forearms! Mercedes then runs, to BAYONET!! Mercedes hooks the legs, grabs the arms, and pulls Zoey into the BRASS CITY SLEEPER! Zoey taps, Mercedes wins!

Winner: Mercedes Martinez, by submission

The ref reprimands but Mercedes lets go when she’s ready! Mercedes pats the hometown hero on her head, but she’s heading up the ranks. Will the Fallen Goddess have to watch out for this OG Badass?

 

The Gates of Agony w/ Prince Nana VS Cole Radrick & Matt Brannigan!

Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona have been dominant both in trios and tag team action, only losing once this year to Darby Allin & Nick Wayne. But will they give ROH a grim reminder that no one can stop the Mogul Embassy?

The Code of Honor is NOT upheld as Kaun CLOBBERS Brannigan, then TOSSES him overhead! Kaun scares Radrick off the apron, but goes out after him! Radrick wants him to take it easy, this is a match. But then Liona POUNCES Radrick into the railing!! Radrick’s last words were “AAAH!” Kaun runs in at Brannigan in the corner, but into a knee! Brannigan fires forearms, but Kaun knees low! Kaun scoops, Brannigan slips free but Liona tags in. Brannigan fires off but Kaun ROCKS him! BACKSTABBER into SAMOAN DROP! Nana wants this to end, so Kaun & Liona OPEN THE GATES!! Wait! Radrick lives!!

Radrick fires off fast hands and elbows on the Gates! But uh, they don’t do anything… So he stomps feet! And tries a meeting of the minds! But instead, the Gates DOUBLE SLAM him onto Brannigan! Cover, the Gates win!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall

Radrick was better off playing dead outside the ring… But Liona & Kaun are indeed dominant in ROH, but will a team ever come along that can take those World Six Man titles?

 

Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.

Athena’s “minion” asks Lexi what this is about. Lexi says that Athena is using her to “officially” issue Billie her Minion To Do list, which needs to be completed within the next two weeks. But this is ridiculous! “Say ‘Irish wristlock’ five times fast? Get a single banana? Punch and kick a tree? Don’t cheer for a whole day?” Billie can’t do this! Lexi wants Billie to look her int he eye: if Billie doesn’t do this, the two of them… Well, it won’t be good. Oh, well, Billie has a banana so that’s a start. And also, Athena also gave Lexi this to give to Billie: a new custom shirt! MIT: Minion In Training. And so, yeah, gotta wear it…

Billie hopes Athena’s happy watching at home. Billie goes off to do the To Do List, but what other crazy things are there for her to do?

 

Christopher Daniels VS Darius Martin w/ Action Andretti!

The Fallen Angel may not have won the NJPW World Television Championship, but he is still fighting towards a new reign. But the Air Wolf is still trying to hunt down his first piece of gold! Will Darius use the ROH legend as a launchpad towards a title? Or will the Fallen Angel rise again?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. They circle, tie up, and Daniels wrenches to a wristlock. Darius rolls, handsprings and wrenches to have a hammerlock! Daniels reaches back to headlock and he grinds Darius around. Darius powers up and out, but Daniels runs him over! Daniels dusts himself off, things speed up, and Daniels turns hip toss into arm-drag! And then a takedown, but Darius kicks free! Darius arm-drags but Daniels headscissors. Darius kips free and sidesteps to DROPKICK Daniels down! Fans fire up and Darius pushes Daniels to a cover, TWO!

Darius keeps on Daniels at the ropes with a CHOP, then he follows Daniels to a corner. Darius UPPERCUTS, follows Daniels and bumps him off buckles. Fans still rally for the Fallen Angel as he reverses a whip and ROCKS Darius into a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Then a body scissor for a sunset flip, TWO! But they roll and roll and Daniels has it again! TWO, more rolling, TWO! Daniels hurries to SAIDO! Darius flops but Action rallies the fans. Daniels CLUBS Darius, CLUBS him again, then whips him corner to corner hard! Daniels runs in to forearm smash! Daniels brings Darius around, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Darius is hanging tough and he rolls out to the apron. Daniels storms up, drags him up, and Daniels suplexes, but Darius blocks! Darius throws body shots, then suplexes, but Daniels blocks! They fight for control, teetering on the apron! Darius ROCKS Daniels, springboards, but Daniels shoves him down! Darius is stuck up top, and Daniels goes up, GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Daniels drags Darius up, turns him, and hits another NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, but Daniels clamps on a half nelson chinbar! Fans rally as Darius endures and Darius fights to his feet. Darius throws body shots and runs, but into a LARIAT!

Fans fire up again and Daniels feeds off it. Daniels calls his shot, then clinches Darius, UREN- NO, arm-drag! Darius then BOOTS Daniels, ROCKS him again and again, then whips. Daniels reverses but Darius CLOBBERS Daniels! Darius hits an atomic drip, then a CHOP! Darius runs to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! GAMANGIRI! Daniels flounders away, Darius goes up top, and Darius CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Daniels hangs tough, he’s an ROH Grand Slam Champion for a reason. Darius brings Daniels up, CHOPS him, then whips. Daniels holds ropes, dodges Darius, but Darius BOOTS back! Darius steps in, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! KOJI CLUTCH!!

Fans fire up as Darius endures! Daniels pulls tight, but Darius rolls to a cover! TWO, and Daniels lets go! Daniels ducks a kick to give a kick, underhook, but Darius back drops free! Fans fire up and Darius rolls Daniels up, TWO! Daniels sits on the cover, TWO! Darius rolls Daniels, AND WINS!!

Winner: Darius Martin, by pinfall

Daniels is stunned but he got caught fair and square! Will the Fallen Angel have to admit time is catching up to him? They still shake hands for the Code of Honor, will Darius uses this momentum to be the Future of Honor?

 

Shane Taylor VS Lee Johnson!

Big Bad Shaney T. took his shot at Samoa Joe but could not bring him down. Big Shotty stepped onto the Proving Ground but could not survive Claudio Castagnoli. Will this showdown between young and hungry stars bring one man back around to another shot?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. They tie up, and Shane throws Lee down! Shane says, “Welcome to the land, homie!” Fans cheer as Shane and Lee reset. They circle, approach, and Lee dodges to throw a haymaker! Shane shrugs that off, but Lee dodges again to throw another shot! Shane storms up on Lee, corners him, but Lee dodges to fire off shot after shot! But Shane grabs Lee by the neck! Shane scoops, Lee slips free and he ROCKS Shane! Lee runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, jumps over, then fakes Shane out to sunset flip! Shane stays up, shakes his head, and he drags Lee right up!

Shane fires up but Lee ROCKS him again! Shane JABS Lee and knocks him down! Fans fire up as Shane JABS away on Lee in the corner! JAB, JAB, JAB but the ref counts and Shane lets off. Shane storms back up to stand Lee up, to then TOSS him across the way! Fans fire up as Shane runs in to clothesline Lee in the corner! Shane then TOSSES Lee again! Fans fire up while Lee flounders back to the other corner. Shane runs in to clothesline again! Lee leans against ropes and Shane fires up. Fans rally, and Lee CHOPS! Shane shakes his head, so Lee CHOPS again! Shane KNEES low, then TOSSES Lee out!

Shane goes outside, brings Lee up, and whips him hard into railing! Lee writhes in pain and fans fire up for Shane. Shane puts Lee in at 6 of 10, then has him on the apron. Shane runs in to GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Fans fire up and Shane grins. Shane then pushes Lee to a cover, ONE!! Lee is still in this somehow but Shane talks trash. Fans rally, Lee throws body shots, but Shane shakes his head. Lee CHOPS, but Shane frowns. Lee CHOPS again, then fires haymakers! Lee runs, but Shane swings! Lee ducks, but the SOUTHPAW hits!! Cover, TWO!?! Shane is frustrated with Lee and he storms around.

Shane drags Lee up, and Lee is still dazed. Shane clamps on for a neck wrench! Lee endures, fans rally, and Shane talks some trash. Lee fights up, throws body shots again, then CHOPS! Shane CHOPS back! Lee sputters and drops to his knee. Shane says he runs this, and he looms over Lee. Shane eggs Lee on, “What’s my name?” Lee SLAPS Shane! Lee shakes his head again, but Lee throws body shots! And haymakers! Lee ROCKS Shane, ROCKS him again, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT!! Then the URENAGE! Shane runs for a SPLASH! Cover, TWO?!?! Lee survives and Shane argues with the ref.

Shane says not in his city. He whips Lee, but Lee sunset flips! Shane HIP DROPS but misses as Lee moves! Lee staggers up, Shane sits up, and Lee basement dropkicks! Lee ROCKS Shane with shot after shot, fires off body shots, then runs, to LARIAT! Shane stays up, so Lee runs again, to LARIAT! Shane still stays up! Lee runs again, ducks ‘n’ dodges, POP-UP DROPKICK! And a kip up! Big Shotty loads up and fans rally behind him, SATELLITE DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Shane survives but Lee is firing up! Lee hurries up the corner, but Lee Moriarty shows up? Shane trips Johnson up in the distraction!

Shane gets Johnson up, MARCUS GARVEY DRIVER!! Cover, Shane wins!

Winner: Shane Taylor, by pinfall

Moriarty shrugs, he just cost Big Shotty! Then he shakes hands with Shane! Is #TAIGASTYLE going to join up with Shane Taylor Promotions?

 

Willow Nightingale VS Lady Frost!

The Babe with the Power is too sweet to be sour, but is she going to be left out in the cold? Or can she melt Lady Frost and head back up the rankings?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Frost gets around and she fires off forearms! Willow shoves back then runs Frost over! Willow flexes and fans fire up. Things speed up, Willow rolls over the dropdown and BOOTS Frost! Willow then scoops to SLAM Frost, and runs to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Willow keeps her cool as Frost goes to a corner, and Willow runs in to back body block! Willow whips corner to corner, another back body block! Then she whips a third time, but Frost reverses. Willow handsprings, but Frost ducks the enziguri! Frost handsprings to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!!

Frost keeps on Willow in a corner, and she CHOPS! Frost says she’s ice cold, and she fires more forearms. Frost stomps a mudhole in, then runs back in to JUMP KICK! Willow staggers away, Frost smiles and storms up. But Willow throws back elbows and some forearms! Frost knees low! Frost fakes a chop, to pie face instead! Frost stomps away on Willow, lets off as the ref counts, and she runs in to RAM into Willow! Frost rolls back, to RAM in again! Frost brings Willow out, throws more knees, but Willow ducks the roundhouse! The HEEL KICK hits! Cover, TWO! Frost wraps on a chinlock and thrashes Willow around!

The fans rally and Willow fights up. Frost hops on as a backpack but Willow RAMS her into buckles! Frost throws Willow into the corner to fire off forearms! Frost lets off, runs side to side, but Willow hits the POOOUNCE! PERIOD! Frost goes to a corner while fans fire up, and Willow back body blocks, to a clothesline! Then a short arm LARIAT! Willow drags Frost up, another short arm LARIAT! Then an ENZIGURI! Cover, TWO! Frost hangs tough but Willow drags Frost up. Willow reels Frost in to a fireman’s carry but Frost slips free to roll Willow up, TWO! Frost spins to ROUNDHOUSE!

Willow falls, Frost drags her into a drop zone! Frost goes up, then WINTER IS COMING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!!! Willow survives and fans fire up! Frost fisherman’s a leg but Willow powers out! Willow scoops, Frost slips out, HEADBUTT to the back! Frost runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! And then Willow gets Frost up, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Frost brought quite the cold front, but Willow weathered the storm! Will the 2023 Queen of Harts get herself some new gold before the Fall?

 

Backstage interview with Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty.

Lexi is with Shaney T. and TAIGASTYLE, and congratulates him on the win against Johnson. But what is this about Moriarty showing up near the end there? Shane says all Moriarty did was “watch the captain take his rightful place at the front of the line.” Shane Taylor Promotions has been carrying ROH these last three years, and Shane is sick and tired of having to watch everyone say pay dues. SCREW THAT! Shane’s been carrying this company on his back, everyone around him knows it, so Shane is done chasing history. Time to make history! Introducing the newest member of STP, “the best damn technical wrestler in the world,” Lee Moriarty!

Moriarty is all smiles, will he and Shane take over ROH?

 

National Championship Open Challenge: Josh Woods w/ Mark Sterling VS ???

The Technical Beast and his manager put forth the challenge to anyone willing to take on a former National Champion, so who answered the call? Ohio’s own Dominic Garrini is well-versed in mixed martial arts, will he be able to chop down Woods?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two feel things out. They go around, Woods puts on the pressure but Garrini avoids a takedown. Woods waistlocks to SLAM Garrini, but Garrini fights up. Woods SLAMS him down, mounts him and mocks him, then gets an arm! Garrini moves fast to go for an arm but Woods switches it! Garrini switches it back, but so does Woods! They go back and forth, Woods uses Garrini’s legs to swing him around to go for the arm but Garrini slips free to go for Woods’ arm! Woods is caught, but he powers up to a stack, TWO! Garrini lets go and fans cheer the technical exchange.

Woods and Garrini reset, tie up, and Woods waistlocks then spins to fireman’s carry. Garrini slips free, shoves, but Woods gator rolls with a waistlock! GUT WRENCH, but Garrini lands on his feet to GUT WRENCH Woods! Woods lands on his feet to GUT WRENCH back! They go back and forth, gut wrench for gut wrench! Woods wrenches, Garrini wrenches to wristlock, but Woods wrenches! Now they go back and forth with the wrenches and wristlocks! Fans rally as Garrini has the hold, but Woods powers through again. Garrini wrenches but Woods CHOPS! Woods then clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY!

Garrini hobbles up, into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Woods seethes, he gets Garrini up and fires off forearm after forearm! Garrini wobbles and Woods roars! Woods hauls Garrini up to suplex, TILT-O-WOODS! Cover, Woods wins!

Winner: Josh Woods, by pinfall

The Technical Beast uses both grappling skills and vicious strikes to take “The Bone Collector” down, will Woods have another shot at the ROH Pure Championship in store?

 

Ethan Page VS Griff Garrison!

All Ego has seemingly humbled himself, and is returning to ROH to refresh his fighting spirit. Will he get back on the winning track? Or will the Ivy League MVP continue to prove Maria Kanellis-Bennett right about his potential?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and fans rally as the two circle. Ethan and Griff tie up, go around, and Ethan wrenches to a wristlock. Griff rolls, wrenches back, wristlocks, but Ethan pries through the hold to headlock. Griff powers up and out, things speed up and Griff hurdles, then he runs Ethan over! Fans boo but then wait, Griff sees someone on stage. It’s Maria! And Cole Karter, too… Griff shrugs that off to go corner to corner and STINGER SPLASH on Ethan! Griff keeps going, but Ethan CLOBBERS him! Fans rally for Ethan and he feeds off the energy. Ethan drags Griff up, reels him in, and suplexes to hold Griff up!

Ethan keeps Griff up for a count of TEN, then FIFTEEN before the SLAM! Griff writhes and fans fire up as Ethan covers, TWO! Ethan keeps cool and he brings Griff up. Ethan ROCKS Griff with a big forearm! Then Ethan whips Griff to ropes, but Griff fights the scoop! Griff waistlocks, Ethan bucks the O’Conner but Griff ducks the lariat to BOOT Ethan! Griff runs to KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Ethan with a chinlock and he grinds Ethan down. Ethan endures, fans rally, and Ethan fights to his feet. Ethan throws body shots, Griff holds on, but Ethan wrenches out to ROCK Griff!

Ethan ROCKS Griff again, whips him, but Griff reverses, only for Ethan to LEAPING LARIAT! Fans fire up as Ethan runs in at the corner, but Griff ELBOWS him away! Griff goes up but Ethan CHOPS him first! Ethan drags Griff off the corner to POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Ethan shakes his head and he brings Griff up. Fans fire up, Ethan reels Griff in, crucifix lift, but Griff slips free! Griff shoves, ROLLING ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!!! Ethan survives and Griff is snarling! He wants to impress Maria after all, and he drags Ethan up! Torture rack, but Ethan fights free! Ethan BOOTS, then goes to the apron, to step-in CUTTER! Cover, Ethan wins!

Winner: Ethan Page, by pinfall

All Ego, no ego, somewhere in the middle, it doesn’t matter so long as Ethan won! And he still shows Griff respect with the Code of Honor. But does this hurt Griff’s grade point average with Maria? Or did Maria just find a new prospect in a more experienced star?

 

“The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate VS The Workhorsemen!

Dalton Castle’s Boys are back at 100% and ready to fight again! But will they be able to get some traction as a tag team? Or will JD Drake & Anthony Henry send them right back to the bench?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but then the Workhorsemen sucker punch the Boys! The bell rings, Henry has Brandon and JD has Brent, and they double whip them at each other. The Boys stop, then drop down! The Workhorsemen stand them up to CHOP! Henry runs in at Brandon but Brandon dodges, so Henry POSTS himself! JD runs in at Brent but Brent dodges and the splash hits buckles! Brent ENZIGURIS, Brandon brings Henry up and the Boys double whip. They double leap frog, waistlock, but Henry switches with Brent. Brandon gives Brent a hand in escaping and then hits a CUTTER on Henry! Cover, TWO!

Brandon pounds the mat, wrenches Henry’s arm, and keeps him from JD! But Henry fights around to tag out! Henry whips, Brandon holds rpoes and then dumps Henry out! Henry trips Brent, the ref sorts out who is legal, and Brandon chases Henry. But Henry sets Brandon up for JD to pop-up and HAYMAKER! JD puts Brandon in the ring, puts him in the drop zone, and VADER DROPS! Cover, Brent breaks it! Henry protests, the ref reprimands, and JD bumps Brandon off buckles. JD CHOPS Brandon, tags Henry, and the Workhorsemen mug Brandon. Fans rally, Henry snapmares and KICKS!

Brandon writhes, reaches out for his brother, but Henry slaps Brandon around. Henry stomps Brandon, fans rally, but Henry twists Brandon away and into a Cobra Twist! The Workhorsemen hold hands for leverage! Brent tries to point it out but the Workhorsemen get away with it! Henry reaches out again, he and JD again link up for leverage! Now the ref sees it, so he KICKS the arms! Brandon hip tosses free! JD complains, Brandon rolls Henry up, but the ref is too busy with JD! Brandon would’ve won twice over! The ref finally sees, counts, TWO! Brandon crawls but Henry drags him away to WRING him out!

Brandon is in the corner, Henry ROCKS him! Tag to JD, snapmare and NECK TWIST to a SLINGSHOT SENTON! JD tells Brent to kiss this, then he goes back to Brandon. JD stomps Brandon around, drags him up by his hair, but Brandon throws hands! JD knees low, whips, but Brandon sunset flips! JD drags Brandon up, knees low and reels him in. Suplex, but Brandon slips free! Brandon ROCKS Henry, dodges JD and JD hits buckles! But Henry tags in, and he hurries to cut Brandon off from Brent! Henry stomps Brandon’s hands! JD storms in, he and Henry double back suplex but Brandon lands out! Brandon dodges Workhorsemen to hot tag Brent!

Fans fire up as Brent shoves Henry into JD, then LARIATS Henry! And LARIATS again! Wheelbarrow and FACEBUSTER! Cover, JD breaks it! But Brandon DROPKICKS JD! The Boys wrench, tie up and STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER Henry! JD runs in, busts through the double clothesline to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Brandon ducks under but Brent goes flying! Brandon runs, but JD pops him up! JD calls to Henry, they ALLEY-OOP ROUNDHOUSE! SHINING WIZARD! Brent stands, he runs in but Henry BOOTS! Feed to JD’s SPINEBUSTER! Then CATAPULT SUPERKICK COMBO!

Henry goes up, Brent is along JD’s knees, DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, The Workhorsemen win!

Winners: The Workhorsemen, by pinfall

JD & Henry brought down The Boys, and they rise up the ranks. Will Scrap Metal and the Saint of Augusta get their shot at Adam Cole & MJF?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison.

Lexi is with the Ivy League MVP and says it is great to have him back in action. She says he put up a great fight tonight, and he says it was a lot of fun. But it feels like Griff lost a step being out of action for so long. Maria walks in and says that while she doesn’t wanna say “I told you so,” but… She kinda did. She thinks Griff is really talented, really. But at the same time, it is better to be surrounded by those who are likeminded, who are from the right pedigree. Maybe some friends might help? Karter says he loves Maria’s necklace. Yes, thank you, Karter, it is a pearl necklace. Does Karter know what it means?

Uh… She likes pearls? Oh, you. Go look it up. Oh, okay. Karter and Maria head out, and Lexi tells Griff not to look it up. All that aside, will Maria help Griff accept her invitation into The Kingdom’s Army?

 

Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS AR Fox!

The Premier Athlete’s manager, Smart Mark, already has everyone quiet down, because everyone already knows who Tony Nese is, so let’s get right down to business! Sterling’s client has something very important to say, so Nese takes the mic. “Cleveland, Ohio. A city so disgusting and out of shape, that LeBron James had to leave. TWICE! HAH! But it’s okay, because me, I can see past all the blubber. And since I am a far more superior athlete, I think that I can be the Premier Athlete this city can stand behind. What do you think?” The fans boo, but Nese says before he wipes the floor with his opponent tonight, he’ll do them a favor. Time for GROUP TRAINING!

C’mon, ya steamers! Stand up! Stretch! Reach up with those scrawny arms! Now, let’s see what kind of squats- Wait, here comes AR Fox! The workout farce is over, will the Whole Fox’n Show shut Nese up once and for all?

The Code of Honor is upheld but Nese says Fox just cost everyone here a life-changing experience. The bell rings, the fans rally behind Fox and he circles with Nese. They tie up, Nese headlocks but Fox powers Nese down to his knees. Fox hammerlocks then headlocks, but Nese powers up and out. Fox rolls over the dropdown, trips Nese to cover, ONE! Nese trips to cover, ONE! Nese jumps the sweep and covers but Fox goes Matrix! Nese still rolls Fox up, with tights! TWO!! Nese says he almost had Fox, then he does jumping jacks. Fans boo and Fox is annoyed. Nese says he’s better than LeBron, but fans boo more.

Nese and Fox circle, tie up, and Nese kicks low! Nese headlocks but Fox throws body shots. Fox powers up and out, Nese holds ropes and he KICKS but Fox ENZIGURIS back! Fox mule kicks, BOOTS, then NECKBREAKERS! Fox kips up and fans fire up! Fox does jumping jacks to prove Nese isn’t the only one in shape. Fans rally for Fox but Nese runs in, into a drop toehold onto ropes! Fox runs, but Sterling trips him up! Fans boo but Nese runs in to LARIAT, but Fox goes Matrix again! PELE! Nese ends up in a corner, Fox hits an A-LIST LARIAT! Fox then skins the cat to SWINGING DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!

Nese bails out to the apron, Fox goes after him, but Nese CLAWS Fox’s face! Nese then storms in to bring Fox up, BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Then Nese runs back in to LARIAT! Fans boo more but Sterling soaks it up for Nese. Nese covers, TWO! Nese drags Fox up and throws him out hard. Nese talks with the ref about something hurting, and Sterling stomps Fox! Fans boo but Nese goes out to CLUB Fox! Fox CHOPS but Nese kicks low! Nese throws body shots, RAMS Fox into the apron, then brings him up to CHOP! The ring count passes 5 of 10 but Nese puts Fox in at 7. Nese flexes, fans boo, but Nese slides in at 8.

Nese throws hands bot Fox hits back! Nese RAMS Fox into the corner! Nese puts Fox up top, ROCKS him with a left, then climbs up after Fox. But Fox resists the superplex! Fox fires body shots, then shoves Nese down! Fans fire up and Fox feeds off the energy. But Nese rolls to SHORYUKEN! Fox wobbles, Nese jumps right up to SUPER- NO, Fox stops the Steiner! Nese staggers up, into a SUPER SUNSET FLIP! Nese rolls through to SOBAT! Cover, TWO! Fox is still in this and Nese grows frustrated. Nese wraps on the body scissors for the squeeze! Fox endures, but Nese grinds his forearm into Fox’s head!

The ref reprimands, Nese lets off with the forearms, and Fox pries the legs open! Stack cover, TWO, and back to the squeeze! Fox still endures, he throws hands on Nese, and he gets free! Fans rally, Nese CHOPS, and then Nese whips. Fox holds ropes, then dodges Nese! Nese tumbles out to the floor, hurries back up, but Fox KICKS him in the ropes! Fox then runs to DRAPING DDT! Sterling is freaking out while both men are down, but the fans fire up for Fox. The standing count starts, Fox and Nese rise at 4 of 10. Nese throws hands, but Fox hits back! They go back and forth, haymaker for haymaker and forearm for forearm!

Fox gets the edge, Nese shoves and ROCKS Fox! Then Nese reels Fox in, but Fox hits ANARCHY first! Fans fire up as Fox aims from the corner. Fox runs corner to corner, but Nese dodges! Nese whips, Fox reverses, STUNNER! Nese wobbles into the victory roll, roll through and CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Nese survives and Fox is surprised! Sterling is relieved, but Fox tells him to back off. Fox pounds the mat and the fans rally up behind him. Fox stalks Nese to ropes, brings him up, and Fox fireman’s carries. Nese fights free! Nese waistlocks, Fox switches, Nese switches! Fox backs Nese into buckles and is free!

Fox snapmares and rolls, but Nese GERMAN SUPLEXES! Nese has Fox in the corner, sits him down and runs side to side! But Fox dodges the knee! Nese aims to ELBOW! Nese goes up and Fox catches him! ARABIAN PRESS FLY!! Cover, Fox wins!!

Winner: AR Fox, by pinfall

The Premier Athlete talked a big game but he got dunked on! Will Nese learn not to brag before the match? Will Fox use this momentum to fly up and grab a golden ticket?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH, though a bit wonky in match order. Claudio VS Rocky for the ROH World Championship to start the night? I get it, we all know Claudio isn’t losing the belt on ROH weekly programming, and certainly not with the highly anticipated match of Claudio VS Eddie, Winner Takes All. But c’mon, make it dramatic for the sake of kayfabe. And also, while Nese and Fox are great in the ring, is their match really main event material? Well, to be fair, they had a great match tonight, but on paper, I would’ve made it the world title match and I would’ve really powered up that match to be worthy.

A lot of filler matches this time, though. Mack & Infantry get a good Six Man Tag win, Mercedes of course wins, The Gates of Agony of course win, Willow has a good match with Frost and gets a solid win, and The Workhorsemen technically get a surprise win over The Boys in The Boys’ return match. Now, Mack & Infantry can be building themselves up in the Trios Division and probably will challenge The Mogul Embassy for the titles at some point. Woods also has a somewhat filler match against Garrini but it feeds into his story of wanting stronger competition to sharpen his skills before going for another title match.

Daniels VS Darius isn’t really filler, either, as there’s a hint of a new story for Daniels. He got caught by a rather simple maneuver because he’s feeling the years catch up to him, which could be something akin to when he and Frankie Kazarian made it all or nothing for their tag career together. Shane VS Johnson was really good stuff, and I do like that Lee Moriarty has found something to do in joining Shane Taylor Promotions. Feels like we could get some Lee VS Lee matches out of this, and maybe Johnson gets a teammate so they can take on Shane & Moriarty at once. And Shane’s promo was great, I really do agree he carried ROH before and going into Pandemic Era, he really does deserve something (a title) as reward.

Fun little bit from Billie and Lexi with Athena giving her a wacky list of things to do. As I said before, I do hope we get some vignettes of her working on this “training” for some fun character work. The list could get to the point of wacky tasks that it makes Billie stand up to Athena and we get that title match for an ROH PPV. And Ethan VS Griff was a good match for Ethan to get an ROH story started while also feeding into Griff’s story with Maria. Though, I very much cringed at Karter having to randomly point out Maria’s necklace, all so they could reference the lewd uses of a pearl necklace. Seriously, Maria should replace Cole “Simp” Karter with Griff and maybe some others.

My Score: 8.2/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (2/21/25)

The Final Boss is back!

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IF YA SMELLALALALALALA~…!

As Cody Rhodes teams with Damian Priest & Braun Strowman against Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline, FINALLY, The Rock has come back to SmackDown!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
  • The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & LA Knight; Miz & Melo win.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae w/ Nia Jax; Tiff wins.
  • Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez; No Contest.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly; Pretty Deadly wins, by disqualification, and DIY retain the titles.
  • Six Man Tag: Cody Rhodes, Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga; changed to…
  • Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga; Priest & Braun win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes talks with Nick Aldis backstage.

They shake hands, but the SmackDown General Manager tells the WWE Champion there’s been a change: Cody’s out of the Six Man Tag match. What? Why would Aldis do that? It is out of Aldis’s hands. Wait, Solo Sikoa shows up to do what he did, but they can’t do the Six Man Tag that they advertised? How is this out of Aldis’s hands? Who do they need to talk to so they can do the match? Aldis says there’s no one either of them can call, if you smell what’s cooking. This is coming from The Final Boss, and The Final Boss wants to see Cody in the ring tonight. What business could The Great One have with The American Nightmare?

 

Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso!

The Scottish Terminator rubbed it in Big Jim’s face that only one of them is going to Elimination Chamber in Toronto, which Big Jim was able to brush off. But McIntyre harping on how only one Uso is going to WrestleMania was a step too far. These two look to have it out, but is Jimmy just playing into McIntyre’s hands? Or will McIntyre get embarrassed by “the other Uso” this close to that big time match?

Speaking of, Jimmy has a message for Drew as he heads to gorilla. “Everybody know you’re going to Elimination Chamber, right? But Big Jimmy got a question for the Big Easy: Will Drew go onto the Elimination Chamber and win that? Will Drew go onto WrestleMania and win that? Ey, Drew, I think we got an answer for you, Uce. The answer is…” “NO YEET!” Jimmy makes his entrance, the bell rings, and the fans rally behind Jimmy. Jimmy and Drew jaw, and then Drew raises his hands, to say UP YOURS! But Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS away! Drew puts Jimmy in a corner, Jimmy dodges to CHOP!

Jimmy climbs and he rains down fists! The fans count, Drew dumps Jimmy tot eh apron at 5, but Jimmy GAMANGIRIS! Jimmy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jimmy hurries to CHOP, then he whips. Drew reverses to send Jimmy to the corner. Jimmy BOOTS back, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders to a corner, Drew runs up to SPLASH and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders again, the ref has Drew hold on, and Jimmy bails out. Drew storms out to get Jimmy and he whips Jimmy HARD into barrier! The fans boo but Drew looms over Jimmy.

The ring count starts, Drew mockingly calls him “Jey,” then puts Jimmy in the ring. Drew says NO MANIA for Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, ROCKS him, then runs up, only for Jimmy to put him on the apron! Drew blocks a superkick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Drew drops, Jimmy DIVES! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! Jimmy grins, goes back to the apron, and then aims. But Drew stops the Penalty Kick to THROW Jimmy down! Drew then has Jimmy in the Reverse Alabama Lift! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM onto the steel steps! Drew stands on the desk to say “NO YEET!” while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Drew revels in the heat from New Orleans, then he leaves Jimmy behind. The ref checks Jimmy, he’s able to continue, so a ring count starts. Drew paces while Jimmy stirs. Jimmy drags himself up using the desk, then lunges in at 9! Drew is annoyed but he rains down fists! Drew stomps Jimmy, then eggs him on. Jimmy rises as the fans rally, but Drew is right on him in the corner. Drew winds up, but Jimmy counter punches! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And whips, only for Drew to reverses. Jimmy goes up, but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew then hauls Jimmy up, snap suplex! Cover, TWO!

Drew says okay, Big Jim. He clamps onto Jimmy with a top wristlock and grinds the arm. Jimmy fights up, fireman’s carries, but Drew elbows free. Drew bumps Jimmy off buckles, then hauls him up to the top rope! Drew CLUBS Jimmy on the back, climbs up, then CLUBS Jimmy more. Jimmy fires elbows and Drew drops back. But Drew runs up to CLUB Jimmy again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Drew CLUBS away on Jimmy again! Jimmy keeps taunting “Jey,” then drags him up. Jimmy fights the back suplex! The fans rally, Jimmy fires hands and a HEADBUTT! Jimmy SMACKS Drew off the post!

Jimmy rises to USO IN THE WIND! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! A standing count starts while both men stir on the mat. They both stand at 5, and Drew swings! Jimmy counter punches, then fires more shots! Mule kick, UPPERCUT, but then Jimmy dodges Drew! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew is tougher than that, but Jimmy hurries to a corner. Jimmy aims as Drew goes to the other corner, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Drew FLYING HEADBUTTS! The Glasgow Kiss stuns Jimmy, and Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Jimmy shows his own toughness, and the fans rally behind him.

Drew paces, then he stalks Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, reels him in, but Jimmy fights the underhooks! Jimmy wrenches, UPPERCUTS, but Drew ROCKS Jimmy back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, Drew HAYMAKERS! Drew whips, Jimmy reverses and Drew ends up on the apron! Drew ROCKS Jimmy first, then climbs the corner! FLYING- SUPERKICK! Jimmy runs to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Drew survives, Jimmy’s spear doesn’t hit quite like The Tribal Chief’s. Jimmy goes to the corner, climbs up, and the fans rally up. USO- NO, Jimmy rolls through as Drew moves! Drew dodges a lariat to NECKBREAKER!

Both men are down, the fans rally, and Drew kips up! Drew scowls as he aims at Jimmy. “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAY- SUPERKICK!! Jimmy hits first! GLASGOW KISS returns! Drew reels Jimmy in, “This is your WrestleMania! This is as close as you get!” Drew shouts Jimmy is nothing, then ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! GLASGOW KISS! Another Reverse Alabama, but Jimmy victory rolls it! JIMMY WINS!!!

Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall

Drew is furious, but his own ego caught him there! But then Drew CLOBBERS Jimmy! The fans boo Drew being a sore loser, but he puts Jimmy back in the ring! Drew rains down fists, then he DRIBBLES Jimmy off the mat! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew says that was Jimmy’s Mania Moment! Drew will win the Chamber, he will go to Mania, and he will win there! Jimmy means NOTHING to Drew! Drew puts Jimmy up against the post, then takes aim! The fans boo, but refs and producers rush out here! They swarm Drew to keep him from going after Jimmy again. Drew says fine, fine, then takes his leave.

Producers help Jimmy to his feet, but then Drew BLASTS through the refs! CLAYMORE for Jimmy!! The Scottish Terminator hits his target, then laughs as he actually leaves. Will McIntyre make this his Road to WrestleMania?

 

A car pulls into the parking lot.

And out steps Solo Sikoa. Solo heads inside, and he finds Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga waiting. Solo tells them that last week with Tama, that was an accident. Jacob says yeah, it’s all good, Uce. But keep it 100: If it wasn’t an accident, Solo wouldn’t be standing here right now. Well, good! Glad to see we’re all on the same page. Solo says he will be in the corner during the match for Jacob & Tama. Uh, no, Solo, no disrespect, but Jacob & Tama have been running things on SmackDown these past couple weeks. So tonight, it’s Jacob & Solo running the play? Yadada mean? Yeah, of course. And that right there, Jacob, is exactly why Solo loves him.

Solo says he’ll be back, he has to talk with Nick Aldis. Solo heads out, but will he really just step right back into place from before he lost the ula fala?

 

Carmelo Hayes is backstage.

R-Truth calls out to Melo, and says for the first time ever, Truth VS Melo! What’s Truth talking about? Duh, they have a match. No, Truth, Melo knows. But they had a match last week. Truth says he has never met Melo in his life, but they have a tag match tonight. What? No, they don’t. Who even made this match? Him. Truth, they are not going through this H1M who’s on first thing again. Melo is H1M. No, him made the match. The Miz!? Miz says he’s H1M. So now there’s two of you? No no no! Melo is H1M, this is The Miz! Yeah, #MeloDon’tMiz! NO! That’s not a thing! Tonight, they are. Who’s Truth’s partner?

Truth says he’s got a guy. A Louisiana legend! In fact, he just got here, so Truth’s gotta go. Laters. Miz says he has been workshopping this, and the fans love it. Think about it: Melo Don’t Miz! Melo Don’t Miz! And we are…! Melo shakes his head. Truth steps in and says Miz just wants Melo to say, “Awesome.” Miz offers a fist bump, Melo says no. Will Melo wish he had missed tonight’s show? Or will Miz actually help H1M get another win?

 

Zelina Vega speaks.

“My whole life, people have taken one look at me, and they try to define me. My size has never stopped me before. It never stopped me from becoming tag team champion. Or my personal favorite, the history-making first-time-ever Queen of the Ring. That’s me. Make no mistake about it, I’ve never had it easy. I had to scratch and claw to get anything around here. But this is a fresh start. Because I have something to prove. And my dreams are a lot bigger than your measuring stick. It ain’t over until Zelina Vega says it’s over.”

 

The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & ???

Miz makes his entrance but Melo kinda steps all over it. So he already missed his cue… But who did Truth find to team with him in the Big Easy? We’ll see, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Truth makes his entrance. “What’s up?” Well, more like who is his partner? He’ll tell us! His tag team partner is a local legend, born and bred right here in New Orleans! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Louisiana Knight! Wait, he means L A Knight! Yes, Louisiana abbreviated is LA, but that’s not… Oh, Truth… Truth gives Knight a Po’ Boy and some Mardi Gras beads, so Knight embraces it. The teams sort out, and Truth calls out him! Does he mean Miz or Melo? Well, Melo says he is H1M, so that’s who starts. The fans cheer on Knight while Truth and Melo tie up. Melo KNEES low, whips, but Truth reverses.

Melo springboards, FADEAWAY JUMPER! Melo makes his free throw, but Truth drop toeholds! Truth headlocks, Melo powers up and out but Truth whips! Melo turns hip toss into lateral press, TWO! Truth has a ghost pin, TWO! Melo trips to cover, ONE! Truth trips to cover, ONE! Melo runs up, Truth does the splits, and then hits a BIG hip toss! The fans fire up, Truth counts, Melo gets up at TWO, but Truth was just goofing. The ref explains to Truth that he is the ref, not Truth! Melo is annoyed, he runs up on Truth, but Truth wrenches him around! Melo pulls hair but Knight tags in. The fans fire up as Knight fires hands!

Knight ROCKS Melo, whips Melo, but Melo reverses! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight drags Melo up to tag Truth back in, and Truth ROCKS Melo! Melo staggers, but he refuses to tag! Truth arm-drags Melo, then grinds the arm. Melo insists he’s got this, then arm-drags free. Truth staggers up, he and Melo bump heads! Truth staggers around more, and he tags Miz?! Truth forgot The Awesome Truth isn’t a thing anymore! Again! Melo BLASTS Truth off the apron, the fans boo, but Miz tags himself in! Melo is annoyed, but Miz goes to fetch Truth while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again, and Melo has Truth. Truth ROCKS Melo, but Melo holds onto the wristlock! Truth reaches for Knight, Knight reaches for Truth, but Melo holds on. Truth takes a swing, but into an O’Conner Roll! TWO and Melo BLASTS Knight! Truth rolls Melo up, TWO! Melo kicks low, calls his shot, but Truth suplexes for a STUNNER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Truth and Melo crawl, hot tags to Miz and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Miz! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Miz reverses, but Knight lEAPING LARIATS! Knight TOSSES Melo in for good measure!

Knight stomps a mudhole into Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” LARIAT for Miz! KNEE for Melo! Knight scoops and POWERSLAMS Miz! Knight keeps running, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight stays on Miz as he brings Miz up. Knight ROCKS Miz, then ROCKS him again! Knight whips, Miz grabs the ropes. Miz KICKS, then takes a swing, but into a back suplex! Miz lands out, tag to Melo! Miz ELBOWS Knight, but Knight scoops! Miz tilt-o-whirls through, Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo says he’s got this! Melo waits on Knight, then leaps, but NO 48!

Knight kicks low, but NO B F T! Tag to Truth! Knight ELBOWS Melo, Truth runs in! CENA SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! Truth says it’s time! “YOU CANT SEE ME~!” truth runs for the FIVE KNCUKLE SHUFFLE! Truth then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo shoves, Truth dodges, and Truth hits the LIE DETECTOR! Truth then gets Melo in the S T R-TRUTH! But Miz CLOBBERS Truth! Knight ROCKS Miz, then LARIATS him up and out! Knight then goes out to THROW Miz into barriers! The fans fire up again, but NAKAMURA ATTACKS KNIGHT!

The fans boo, but the sinister samurai then POSTS Knight!! Nakamura slithers away while Melo keeps the ref’s attention! Truth sees Knight is down, Melo runs up, but Truth dodges! Miz tags in, full nelson, and a FIRST 48 FINALE COMBO?!? Cover, Miz & Melo win!!

Winners: The Miz & Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall

Well, what do you know? Nakamura aside, Miz and Melo made it work! Okay, they’re both trying to hog the spotlight, but is there a future for Melo Don’t Miz? Will Knight only have more of a reason to take that title off Nakamura now?

 

Charlotte Flair speaks.

“The GOAT… doesn’t have to call themselves The GOAT. Now, I have crafted a legacy that no one, I mean no one, can touch. And I’m back.” The Women’s Royal Rumble Winner chose Tiffany Stratton, but will The Queen take back her throne? Or will WWE always be on #TiffyTime? Speaking of…

 

Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae!

The WWE Women’s Champion may have gotten past Nia Jax, but now she knows Charlotte Flair is waiting for her at WrestleMania, and is going to be teaming with Trish Stratus in Toronto! Will she be in Tiffy Top Shape for that Tiffy Trishy dream match? Or will the Poison Pixie be quite the problem all on her own?

Before the match, Tiff grabs a mic while the fans cheer. Tiffy says, “I know, I know. You know it, you know it, and you know it. Ever since I won this title, everybody’s just been so obsessed with me. And last week, I had Nia Jax beat, until Candice LeRae decided to interfere and help her little meal ticket. And at Elimination Chamber, Trish Stratus and I make sure the Unstoppable Force comes to a definitive end!” The fans cheer that, but Tiff says enough about them. Let’s talk Charlotte Flair. The fans boo that name, but Tiff says Charlotte took her sweet old time, grabbed a chair, grabbed a mic, and she looked down on Tiff.

Charlotte chose Tiff as her WrestleMania opponent. In that moment, Tiff’s dream came true! And as she lied down there and looked up at Charlotte, she realized the rumors are true: No one loves to kick a girl when she’s down quite like Charlotte Flair. So at WrestleMania, Tiff isn’t coming for Charlotte’s legacy; that’s all Charlotte’s. Tiff is coming for the spot Charlotte desires the most: The number one spot as the top girl in the WWE! But here comes Nia & Candice to interrupt. Nia has a mic to tell Tiffy, “I Have to say, this is really cute. Like, it’s really cute that you actually think you were gonna beat me last week.”

Doesn’t Candice think that is cute? Candice says yes, it is so~ cute. And Tiff wouldn’t even be standing there if not for little Trish Stratus~. Exactly! And it’s even cuter that Tiff is out here talking about Charlotte when she wont’ even see WrestleMania! Because after Nia & Candide destroy Tiff at Elimination Chamber, Nia is coming back for her WWE Women’s Championship. Nia & Candice step up to the ring, and Nia says Tiff won’t even see the Grandest Stage of Them All. Tiff tells Nia to just give it up. This title isn’t even hers anymore. And once Tiff beats Candice tonight, Nia won’t have anyone to do her dirty work anymore!

Candice tells Tiffy that while they’re meant have a match right now, she and Nia are feeling impatient. Nia says they should just get rid of Tiff right now! But the ref steps in and says not gonna happen! Tiff VS Candice will, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Candice has Tiffy down with an armlock. Tiff fights up as the fans rally, but Candice wrenches to wristlock. Tiff spins through, goes to ropes, then up the corner to flip and arm-drag! The fans fire up as Tiff rallies on Candice! DROPKICK, and Tiff snarls! Tiff goes to the corner, and Charlotte makes her entrance? The Queen chooses to be fashionably late all so everyone looks at her, including Tiffy. Tiffy handsprings, but Candice dodges! Candice runs up to UPPERCUT, then she snapmares and NECK SNAPPERS! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Candice clamps onto Tiffy with a top wristlock.

The fans “WOO~” as Charlotte now chooses to join commentary. Tiff fights up, has the ROPEBREAK, but Candice CLUBS away on her! Candice backs off, runs up, but Tiff drop toeholds her to ropes! Tiff runs, HIP ATTACKS, and Candice flops back! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays on Candice with a whip, but Candice reverses. Candice CLOBBERS Tiff, covers, TWO! Charlotte corrects Tiffy’s words earlier: Charlotte isn’t the “top girl,” she is THE woman in WWE. Candice HIP DROPS Tiff but the fans rally up. Candice scuffs Tiff, then grinds an arm to drop a knee on the elbow! And another knee drop! Tiff endures and the fans rally up.

Candice keeps on that arm, thrashes it around, but Tiff fights up. Tiff fires body shots, then shoves Candice to Alabama Lift her! Candice sunset flips, Tiff rolls through, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Tiff is frustrated and Candice bails out. Tiff goes to the apron, goes up the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Candice and Nia, and Tiff almost stuck the landing! The fans fire up with Tiff and she goes into the ring. Tiff points to the WrestleMania sign, and then at Charlotte, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Tiff waits on Candice, Candice slides in, and Tiff stomps her down! Candice bails out, Nia is there to coach her, but Tiff lets the ring count start. Candice gets on the apron, Tiff kicks her, but Candice RAMS Tiff! Candice CLUBS Tiff, has her in the ropes, and hits a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Candice climbs, aims, and leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Candice is frustrated but this is why Tiff’s a champ. The fans rally, but Candice stomps Tiff! Candice scowls at the fans, stalks Tiff, then brings her up. Tiff fires body shots, then she rolls Candice up! TWO, and Candice CLOBBERS Tiff! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!

Candice escapes to hit a CODE BREAKER! Both women are down, but Candice scowls again as she crawls over to Tiff. Candice rains down fists, Nia tells fans to shut up, and Candice steps on Tiff’s face. Candice huffs ‘n’ puffs, pushes Tiff around, then scuffs her. Tiff rolls Candice up again, TWO! Candice DECKS Tiff! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is stoic on commentary as Candice drags Tiff up and puts her in a corner. Candice fires hands, then backs off. Candice runs up to ROCK Tiff again! Candice then runs, but Tiff dodges! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Tiff rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans fire up, Tiff handsprings, BACK ELBOW!

Tiff then reels Candice in for a SKY HIGH! High stack, TWO! The fans rally for Tiff, Nia coaches Candice, but Charlotte still seems nonplussed. Tiff and Candice rise, and Candice runs up. Candice puts Tiff on the apron, but Tiff ROCKS her! Tiff bumps Candice off buckles, then goes up, but Candice ROCKS her back! Candice climbs up, and she fires hands on Tiff! Tiff fights the suplex! Tiff DECKS Candice, then adjusts position, to SANTON- FLOP! Candice ghost pins, TWO!! Tiff escapes, but Candice hits the step-up SENTON! And then a LIONSAUL FLOP! Tiff hurries to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON! And then PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Nia drags Candice out of the ring!

The fans boo, Nia tells them to shut up, but Tiff is on the apron! Nia swings, Tiff cartwheels over, and then she DROPKICKS Nia! Tiff Alabama Lifts Candice, to ALABAMA SLAM her into barriers! Tiff stares down Charlotte, tells her just wait for Mania, then she puts Candice in the ring. Tiff goes to the corner, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Charlotte gives moderate applause, but Nia CLOBBERS Tiff from behind! The fans boo, but Nia just drags Tiff to a corner. Nia goes up, but wait! Trish is here!! The fans fire up for the legend as she rushes into the ring! Trish avoids a haymaker to CHICK KICK! Then THESZ PRESS for Candice! And then a SPINEBUSTER! Trish helps Tiff to her feet, but Nia grabs them both! Trish fires fast hands on Nia! Candice CHOP BLOCKS Trish! Tiff is still dazed, Nia HEADBUTTS her back down! Nia & Candice mug Trish, and then Nia HEADBUTTS Trish! Trish & Tiff are side by side, and Nia drags them into the drop zone! A-NIA-LATOR!!

The fans boo but there’s nothing can be done! Nia grins as she helps Candice away, will these two trash Trish & Tiff in Toronto? Charlotte steps into the ring, stands over Tiff, and points to the WrestleMania sign. Will The Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie unwittingly do the dirty work of The Queen of Flair?

 

Cody talks with Damian Priest backstage.

Priest asks why Cody’s boy, The Rock, is here tonight. Cody says given the time of year, his guess is as good as anyone’s. But tonight will surely be eventful. Cody congratulates Priest on entering the Elimination Chamber. Priest says what’s wild is, last year, they both walked out as champions. What sucks is that this year, only one of them can. Now, Priest is man enough and he respects Cody to say that after Chamber, he’s coming for that title. Cody says he wouldn’t have it any other way. Cody heads out, but what business does The Rock have tonight?

Braun Strowman steps in, and he tells Priest that congrats on winning, and good luck in the Chamber. But let’s be honest, Braun had Jacob dead to rights last week. If not for Solo Sikoa, things would look a lot different next week. Priest chuckles and says take it easy, he’s sounding like Drew with the excuses. But it is what it is, Priest just beat Braun to the punch. But that was last week. Tonight, Solo and Jacob, two of the baddest men in the business. Priest & Braun handling business? Oh, they’re handling business. The only business Braun cares about is getting his hands on those two. Priest says Braun definitely will.

Braun heads out, will the Monster of All Monsters and the Archer of Infamy make sure Solo & Jacob #GetTheseHands? Or will the rogues run roughshod all over SmackDown once again?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi & Bianca Belair.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and brings up last week’s SmackDown, the security footage led us to believe Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez were the ones behind Jade Cargill’s attack. Now, hold on, Saxton. They don’t think, Naomi knows they were. Fair enough. But this Monday, they can get their revenge when they defend the tag titles against Liv & Raquel. How ready are they for this match? Bianca says so ready! They have been waiting for months for an update. Jade has been recovering, she hasn’t been able to call or text, so the GlowEST took matters into their own hands to get revenge.

Bianca & Naomi will handle Liv & Raquel, then move on to Elimination Chamber, where one of them is gonna win to face Rhea at WrestleMania. Not only will you #FeelTheGlowEST on Monday, but Liv feels it tonight! #Let’sGLOW! The champs head out, but will they clear their Road to WrestleMania of any other distractions?

 

Alexa Bliss speaks.

“When I was away, there was a lot of… change that happened in me. But when I look around, I see this place is still the same. The names and faces may be different, but the desperation and insecurity remains the same. You’ll see Toronto when I turn the Elimination Chamber into something of a playground of my own. I know the Chamber. I love the Chamber. I’ve won the Chamber. And for the other five women, it’s gonna be a Hell like they’ve never experienced before. Need I remind you, this is my division, and I am in charge.” Bliss smiles and says, “See you soon.” The film comes off the reel, but will things get twisted in Toronto?

 

Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez!

The Big Easy is all about having fun, and they’re fired up for Naomi’s entrance. But wait! Liv & Raquel don’t wait, they attack Bianca & Naomi while the lights are still down! They mug Naomi, but Bianca drags Liv out of the ring! Then Bianca storms in to fire off on Raquel! The fans fire up, but Liv returns to CHOP BLOCK Bianca! Raquel hauls Bianca up for a TEJANA BOMB!! Naomi runs up, fires more hands, but Liv brings Naomi around. Naomi fires hands on her, but Raquel throws her down! Liv runs up, OBLIVION!

Liv & Raquel stand tall, the refs rush out here, but clearly the singles match isn’t happening. Will we be getting something even meaner and nastier between these four on Monday?

 

The Rock arrives!

His truck pulls into the parking lot, but we’ll see him in the ring, after the break!

 

SmackDown returns and…

Aldis is chewing out Liv & Raquel for the attack. He doesn’t know what they get away with on Raw, but they can’t pull that crap here. Now get the hell out of his building. Liv & Raquel just laugh that off, but then Chelsea Green & Piper Niven walk in. Chelsea says have no fear, Chelsea & Piper are here to sub in for Bianca and Naomi at Elimination Chamber. Aldis sighs, and says they’re not missing the Chamber. What? But Chelsea had an outfit picked out! This is a travesty to not have the greatest Canadian export since maple syrup on a Canadian PLE! Does he know who she is? The first-ever, longest reigning, tallest, shortest, prettiest, richest, tannest, sparkliest, oldest, youngest Women’s US Champion! Piper asks what this is aboot, eh?

Aldis says this is them testing his patience. They need to pack their gear and whatever else they want, because they’ll be in action next week on SmackDown in Toronto. And oh, it’ll be a good one. Wait, they need more details! At least an e-calendar notification? Aldis is leaving Chelsea in the dark on what’s coming, will she absolutely hate it?

 

The Rock heads to the ring!

Wait, what is this New Orleans related remix? The Final Boss steps out on stage, he shows those goosebumps, then continues down the ramp, shaking hands with fans. The Rock hits his signature pose on the corner, but then takes the long way around to pick up a fan’s phone for them before going back into the ring. The fans all cheer for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” and he grabs himself a mic. He waits as the fans continue to chant his name, and then he says, “Ahh, you feel it, don’t you? You feel it. The Rock has got chills up and down his body because you know, on a Friday night, for the Final Boss to get inside his bird and fly all the way here, you know that I’m dropping some ish on you tonight!”

The fans fire up and The Rock smiles. Rock says, “Let’s get this show on the road.” The fans anticipate what’s coming but he says hold on, he’ll do it. “FINALLY! The Rock has come back…” “TO NEW ORLEANS~!” Rock smiles, and he adds, FINALLY, WrestleMania is coming back to New Orleans!! The fans are thunderous to hear that! WrestleMania 30, WrestleMania 34, and now WrestleMania 42!? Yes, next year, 2026, LIVE from the Superdome! One of the greatest cities on Earth in New Orleans, Louisiana! The pyro goes off to commemorate the occasion, and the logo is already on the tron! Rock smiles at that, then he smiles at the WrestleMania 41 Vegas logo.

The fans are losing their minds, as we now know April 11th and 12th, 2026, the Big Easy has the Grandest Stage of Them All. Rock says you damn right holy ish! Oh when the saints go marching in…! Oh how I’d love… Wait, no, this ain’t singalong with The Final Boss! Sit there, shut up, and let The Final Boss sing the song! The fans are torn, but Rock says he sings! Oh how I’d love, to be in that number~! Oh when the saints go marching in~! Okay, that’s good enough. You got him, that was a great duet. The Rock is singing with the largest collection of STD’d trailer trash he has ever seen! The fans can’t believe Rock would do that to them!

Rock says now, dropping this news wasn’t the only gift he was going to drop on us. The Final Boss came here to call somebody out. The Rock will call out a man who he respects, who he admires, and who we all admire. That man is our WWE Champion, the one and only, Cody Rhodes. The fans cheer as The American Nightmare makes his entrance! They sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and we get Cody’s pyro before he goes to the ring. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and round of pyro, then he steps inside to join The Rock. The fans cheer Cody on, so he holds up the title and the fans cheer even more.

Cody grabs a mic, but Rock says, “That feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, that’s gotta feel amazing, right? They love you, man.” Cody tells NOLA, “I love you, too.” Rock says this is crazy. Pretty much no one knows this, but since after WrestleMania last year, they’ve actually become good friends. No, it’s true, they have. Last time they were together was the Raw Netflix debut. Rock gave Cody his flowers, told Cody he has carried the company like the incredible champion that he is, so thank you, Cody. Rock meant it, and that night, they went to the back, drank tequila for two hours and had a great ol’ time.

They chopped it up, had a blast, but Rock wants to call Cody out here for something important. Here’s the thing… The fans get a bit rowdy as they wait, and Rock says Cody is a great champion. A great WWE Champion. Cody knows that. Again, they’ve become good friends, so over the months, they’ve texted. Even their moms became good friends! Look! Mama Johnson & Mama Rhodes together after WrestleMania 40! It is a pleasure becoming Cody’s friend. But Rock wanted this face to face to tell him a few things. One: Cody has been a great champion, but he needs to understand. Yes, The Rock, The Final Boss, is on the Board of TKO. And TKO owns WWE.

The Rock is the Director of the Board of TKO. Don’t boo that! The Rock’s good friend, Ari Emanuel, who owns everything Endeavor, The Rock joked with Ari, “Can you believe that you own The WWE?” Ari says he doesn’t own the WWE, The Rock does. Rock said no, no, he doesn’t know if he owns the WWE. But The Rock knows he is the most powerful… Cody, you are a great champion. But Rock wants Cody to be something more. Rock wants Cody to be something more than just our champion. Rock wants Cody to be his champion. The fans don’t like where that’s going.

Cody says he did not expect them to become friends, nor their moms to become friends, nor the tequila. Cody didn’t have that on his bingo card. But becoming The Rock’s champion? The Rock of all people should know, Cody is the people’s champion. The fans cheer Cody more, and Rock says yes! Cody is their champion! Of course! The Rock is also The People’s Champion, he loves that about Cody. This is their universe, they were both born into this business. But Rock means something even bigger than just this. Rock knows Cody’s goal is to bring as much joy and happiness to everyone around the world, as many as possible.

The fans cheer, and Rock says that’s Cody. Cody is that guy, and everyone knows it. Cody is on social media, Instagram, millions of followers. Millions, and millions! The Rock has half a BILLION. That’s not a flex. But The Rock is the most followed American man in the world, that’s what he wants for Cody. Rock wants Cody to be even higher. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, he will open doors to possibilities Cody never even imagined. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, every dream he has ever had can come true. Every dream of Brandi’s, of their daughter’s. Think about how Rock brought them to the premiere of Moana 2, in Hawaii.

Thank you, by the way, for making that cross a BILLION dollars, fans, Rock loves you. Rock has met the Rhodes family, they’re amazing. But imagine it: Cody’s daughter’s children, their dreams, long after Rock and Cody are gone, all those dreams can come true. Rock just needs Cody to be his champion. The fans say don’t do it! Rock tells Cody to just think about it, though. Rock is a very lucky man, he has it all. Cody also has it all. They’re very fortunate. They’re Mama’s Boys, they’re Girl Dads, they’re lucky men. Fans say don’t do it, Rock tells them to shut up or he’ll slap the syphilis off their face! Rock is trying to have a moment here, shut your mouths!

The one thing that Rock has never had, that he wants more than anything, is a brother. And that is what Cody can be. Last year, WrestleMania, Rock’s goal was to face his cousin, Roman Reigns, for the title. Cody knows, the fans know. Rock talked with his friend, HHH. He talked with Nick Khan, who is his friend. They are also Cody’s friends. Rock knew it wasn’t in the plans, but they talked about moving Cody aside to make what was best for business: Rock VS Roman, WrestleMania 40! What’d Cody do? Cody pitched a b*tch fit! Cody told The Rock he ain’t doing it, and he stood up to The Rock. And y’know what else? Cody SLAPPED Rock!

No one does that and gets away with it. But that is why Cody is special. That is why Cody should be Rock’s Champion. And that is why Rock will take Cody from where he is to a level so far above. Rock will make sure every dream, every desire, for generations to come, it all comes true. Rock’s dad, Cody’s dad, Soul Man & American Dream, they are looking down right now. They were friends, Cody and Rock are friends, Cody should be Rock’s Champion. He doesn’t need to answer Rock tonight. He can think about it, talk with his wife and daughter, as will The Rock. Then Cody can think about it. Meet Rock in Toronto on March 1st to give him the answer.

Fans still say don’t do it, but Rock says it is okay. Before he leaves, this has been an amazing night, this is a hot crowd, thank you all very much. But before he leaves, Rock wants us to know this: The one thing Rock wants more than anything in this world… is that. Wait, the title? Cody’s title? The fans’ title? This is all this is about? No no no no! Brother… Rock doesn’t want the title. He wants Cody’s soul. The fans duel, “NO! NO! NO!” “SELL YOUR SOUL!” Rock pats Cody on the cheek and says see you in Toronto. The Rock leaves, giving Cody a lot to think about. Rock does give one last glance back at Cody, then smirks.

What will The American Nightmare choose: His integrity? Or his aspirations?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly!

Did Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano got these titles thanks to Kit Wilson & Elton Prince? #YESBOY! Did they survive a couple title defenses thanks to Kit & Elton? #YESBOY! But when Pretty Deadly needed DIY, was DIY there for them? #NOBOY! So now, Kit & Elton are looking to give Ciampa & Gargano their comeuppance! Will we finally get another #SidePlateCheck? Or will Ciampa & Gargano remember for themselves, that if you wanna be champions, you gotta do it yourself?

But as DIY make their entrance, they have mics, and Johnny Wrestling tells NOLA, “Give it up one time for your TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions…! The BTTITW (Best Tag Team In The World), D I Y~!” The fans boo instead. Ciampa says there is no denying that tonight has been electrifying. Gargano says this is a hot crowd. But please, if we could be somber for a second. Guys, this is serious. Two weeks ago, Pretty Deadly embarrassed DIY, and now reluctantly, DIY will return that favor by crushing their hopes and dreams of ever becoming WWE Tag Team Champions. So please, let us all rise to our feet… Yes, you in the LSU jersey, stand up.

Ciampa thanks Wade Barrett, and asks for everyone to remove their hands and bow their heads for a moment of silence for Pretty Deadly, beginning… now. The fans boo instead! And then Pretty Deadly make their entrance! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really needed who in this broken relationship!

But then DIY jumps Pretty Deadly! The ref reprimands, DIY whip but Pretty Deadly reverses! DOUBLE DORPKICKS! Then DOUBLE LARIATS send DIY up and out! The disco ball hasn’t even stopped spinning! The fans cheer while DIY throw a fit! They regroup, cool down, and go back to the ring. Gargano distracts Elton, Ciampa CLOBBERS him, and the bell rings. But Elton fires hands on Ciampa! Elton whips, Ciampa reverses and he pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Ciampa throws Elton to the apron and KNEES him down! Tag to Gargano and he aims, SUPERKICK! Elton goes down in a heap, DIY cheers themselves on, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns, Gargano tags in, and DIY hits the BACK SUPLEX BOMBO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Elton stays in this but Gargano tags Ciampa back in. Gargano sends Ciampa in, but Elton ELBOWS him away! Gargano runs in, but Elton puts him on the apron! Gargano goes after Kit, but Kit blocks the kick! Kit BOOTS Gargano down, but then Ciampa BOOTS Kit! Elton dodges Ciampa to come back, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Elton and Ciampa are down, sputtering and writhing, and the fans rally up. Elton crawls, Kit rises, hot tags to Kit and Gargano! Kit rallies on DIY with big forearms! Kit whips, Gargano reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS!

Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa in a corner, then LARIATS! Kit runs to LARIAT Gargano! Kit pushes Gargano down, kicks him and hits a TWIST- NO, Gargano slips through to ROCK Kit! Kit yoyos, DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up, Kit tags Elton! They get Gargano up, but Gargano BOOTS Elton! Gargano ELBOWS Kit away, then runs up on Elton! Elton dodges, then gives Kit the boost, DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but Ciampa is in! Elton fireman’s carries Ciampa, but Ciampa slips free! Ciampa whips, Elton reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa! Elton shows off his strength with the GOTCH LIFT PLEX!

Tag to Kit, but IN COME THE PROFITS! Ford SHOVES Kit down, Dawkins mugs him!!

Winners: Pretty Deadly, by disqualification; DIY retain the titles

Not again! Just like they did Motor City Machine Guns, The Profits make sure no one else takes these titles off DIY! URENAGE from Ford to Elton! Dawkins keeps hammering away on Kit, and then Ford POSTS Elton! Dawkins fireman’s carries Kit, to POST him, too! Looking like the All Mighty with that one! Gargano fires forearms in return, but ends up int he POUNCE GERMAN SUPLEX! Then Ciampa runs up into a FLAPJACK! Ford goes up top, then flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! Direct hit on Ciampa! But wait! MCMG rushes out here, wanting their payback! The Profits brawl with MCMG, but Ford TOSSES Shelley to the apron!

Ford runs up, Shelley goes to kick, but Ford blocks it! Ford LARIATS Shelley down, Dawkins hits Sabin with THE BIG ENDING! The fans are torn as Dawkins whips Sabin, Profits get him for the REVELATION!! And if there’s been any revelation, it is that Ford & Dawkins don’t just want the smoke, they want to burn down the tag division to get it! Will nothing stop them once they’re back in action?

 

Kevin Owens speaks.

“You got what you wanted, huh? You got your match. You couldn’t, uh… You couldn’t just take the punishment that you deserved, that I’d already given you, and let it go. No, you… You wanted me and you to go again. You wanted to fight me, you want to hurt me, you want to end my career, which would hurt my family, by the way. Which is truly despicable. But what about your family, Sami? Huh? Have you thought of them? What about your family, huh?” Kevin reveals he is right outside the Zayn home! Kevin peers inside to watch Sami, his wife, and his son!

Kevin asks Sami via the video if Sami knows what he’s about to put them through, when they have to watch Kevin end Sami’s career. And what happens then, eh? When Sami can’t provide for them, and everything they have, like this nice house, the shelter, the security, the peace they have, when it’s all gone? And why? What for? Because Sami’s too proud? Because Sami’s selfish? Sami IS selfish. Because Sami is making Kevin do this to Sami’s family. Kevin will never forgive Sami for that. He’ll see Sami in Toronto. “But remember… You asked for this. It’s all your fault.” As if Kevin’s delusions aren’t already grand, will he continue to blame everyone else but himself?

 

Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga!

Elimination Chamber is on the horizon, and the Road to WrestleMania makes for strange bedfellows. Priest, Braun and Jacob were fighting each other just last week, but Solo’s return really threw things for a loop. Can Priest & Braun give Solo and the Samoan Werewolf their punishment? Or will everything (not) be fine in Solo’s Bloodline?

SmackDown returns as #OneBigSOB makes his entrance. As Solo, Jacob & Tama head to gorilla, we hear from Solo. “Tonight, we handle business. And it starts with Braun Strowman & Damian-” Jacob interrupts with, “Man, c’mon, DP! C’mon, Braun! I thought we did this! So tonight, we about to even up the score. If you ain’t know, I’m all gas, no brakes with it! See, since we touched the scene, we been dropping bodies like bread crumbs! Yadada mean!? FA-TUUU~! Hit my music!” The rogues enter to Jacob’s theme, is this alone proof he’s the new alpha? Or will the match be the last nail in that coffin?

The teams sort out, but Jacob stares down both Priest and Braun. NOLA seems to acknowledge Jacob, but Solo convinces him to stand down. Solo starts against Priest, the bell rings, and the two tie up. They go around, Priest powers Solo back, but Solo powers Priest back. They break, stare down, and Solo talks some trash. Solo shoves Priest, Priest shoves back. They circle again, tie up, and Priest puts Solo in a corner. The ref counts, Priest lets off at 4, but Solo stomps Priest’s foot! Solo throws hands, then a HEADBUTT! Priest staggers, but then he ROCKS Solo! And ROCKS him! And HEADBUTTS! That was a mistake!

Solo shakes his head to HEADBUTT Priest! Priest goes to a corner, Solo throws haymakers and body shots on repeat! The ref counts, Solo lets off and says see? Solo and Jacob as one! But Priest THROWS Solo to the corner to fire off haymakers of his own! Priest ROCKS Solo, the fans fire up, and Priest whips., Solo reverses to UPPERCUT! Solo talks smack but Priest ROCKS him again! Tag to Braun and the fans fire up! Braun stares Jacob down, tells him to shove it, then runs up to SPLASH Solo! Braun stares Jacob down again, goes back for Solo, and hits another LARIAT! Braun scoops, Solo slips free, but Braun runs up!

Solo ELBOWS Braun away, tags to Jacob, and Jacob runs in, but Braun dodges! Braun CROSSBODIES! Jacob is right up, but Braun BOOTS him right back down! Solo runs in but Braun TOSSES him! Priest hurries after Solo, Braun CLOBBERS Jacob! LEAPING LARIAT for Solo! Braun then gets on the track, STROWMAN EXPRESS SMACKS a chair out of Tama’s hand! The Good Bad Guy thought he was being sneaky! But then Jacob CROSSBODIES Braun into the timekeeper’s aera! The fans go wild as Jacob rises up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Jacob hauls Braun up, drags him around the way, HEADBUTTS him, then brings him over to SMACK off the desk! Braun staggers, but he ROCKS Jacob in return! And THROWS Jacob into steel steps! Braun drags Jacob up, puts him in the ring, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Braun! Braun falls into the corner, Jacob HIP ATTACKS! Jacob’s all geeked up, then he tags in Solo. Solo soaks up some heat while Jacob HIP ATTACKS Braun again! Solo puts Braun on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, but Jacob gets a HEADBUTT in! Braun flounders, Solo taunts him and eggs him on, but Braun CHOPS him!

Solo HEADBUTTS Braun right down! Solo rains down fists, then lets off so he can put Braun on the ropes. Solo CHOKES Braun again, stops as the ref counts 4, and Jacob gets another cheap shot in! Solo tags Jacob in, then he HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! Jacob runs to BODY CHECK Braun! Jacob fires up, Braun flounders to ropes, but Jacob rains down fists! Tag to Solo, he soaks up heat from NOLA, then he stomps away on Braun! The ref counts, Solo lets off, then he keeps Braun from Priest by anchoring a leg. Tag to Jacob and Jacob climbs up, FROG SPLASH! Jacob roars while Braun writhes!

Jacob looms over Braun but he glares at Priest. Priest gets heated, but Jacob fires hands on Braun as SmackDown returns to single picture. Braun stands, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him again! Jacob runs for another BODY CHECK! And then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Braun stays in this and he goes to a corner. Jacob snarls, tags Solo in, and the fans boo. Solo runs corner to corner to HIP ATTACK Braun! Solo grins as he copies Jacob’s geeking out. Tag back to Jacob and fans cheer! Jacob aims, runs, and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob keeps going, but Braun BOOTS from below!! The fans fire up while both men stagger to their feet.

Braun SPINEBUSTERS Jacob! Both monsters are down, the fans rally up, and they crawl, hot tags to Solo and Priest! Priest fires hands on Solo, then whips. Solo reverses but Priest SHOUDLER TACKLES Solo! Priest runs to BACK ELBOW! Jacob is back, but Priest dodges to WHEEL KICK! Priest then waits on Solo, but Solo catches Priest! Priest elbows free, but Solo SUPERKICKS! But Priest JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES! Solo comes back, Priest ROCKS him first! Solo swings, but into the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Priest puts him in a corner. Priest whips corner to corner, then runs, only for Solo to put him on th eapron!

Solo takes as swing, Priest dodges and ROUNDHOUSES! Priest then knuckle locks with Solo, goes up top, and he tightrope walks for some OLD SCHOOL! The fans fire up and Priest powers up the arm! Priest runs, but Solo ducks the Comebacker! Priest fights the fireman’s carry to BELL CLAP, ROUNDHOUSE, and then he reels Solo in! But Tama is on the apron! Priest DECKS Tama, but Jacob HOTSHOTS Priest! Solo hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Solo is stunned! Solo snarls, looks to his taped-up thumb, then he drags Priest up. The fans boo but Solo taunts the fans now. SAMOAN- NO! Priest grabs Solo!

But Jacob runs in! Priest ROCKS Jacob, ELBOWS Solo, then he dodges, so Jacob’s SUPERKICK hits Solo! An accident just like last week’s shot to Tama, but Jacob doesn’t seem as upset by it. Priest TOSSES Jacob, then CLOBBERS Solo! STROWMAN EXPRESS CLOBBERS Jacob & Tama!! Priest brings down the straps, the fans are thunderous, and Priest grabs Solo by the neck! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest & Braun win!

Winners: Damian Priest & Braun Strowman, by pinfall

Just as Solo thought it’d be like before, he and Jacob were not on the same page! Priest is rolling towards Elimination Chamber, will this be just what he needs to go back to WrestleMania?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, but with some interesting moves after the sudden change in plans with The Rock showing up. Naomi and Bianca had a good promo to hype up what was meant to be a full match of Naomi VS Liv, but word had already come out before the show that things were being cut for time. But at the very least, they did the right thing of making it a brawl that adds heat to the tag title match on Monday. Also, hilarious how Chelsea & Piper thought the beatdown on Bianca & Naomi was so bad that they would need to be pulled from the Chamber. I also can’t wait to see what happens on Toronto SmackDown.

As for The Rock, I do appreciate he used his authority to kayfabe change more things, all so he could have his promo with Cody. I also appreciate Rock blending his different roles and even different sides, both Heel and Face, to A) bring the news of WM42 being in NOLA, and B) recreate the Corporate Champion/People’s Champion story from the Attitude Era. That was some wild stuff he was saying to Cody. I’m sure quite a few people will try and talk with Cody next week in the go-home. Heels will say do it because they’d love to have what Rock can give, Faces will say not because Cody’s better than that. But naturally, Cody is not going to become The Rock’s Champion, causing Rock to turn on him and really up things going into WrestleMania 41 and perhaps even beyond.

Good stuff in the Elimination Chamber related stories. Jimmy VS McIntyre was great stuff to open, and how fitting that McIntyre loses to Jimmy after talking all that trash about Jimmy and Jey being the same. Jey got McIntyre with something quick, Jimmy got McIntyre with something quick, McIntyre’s ego is obviously his weakness. And at the same time, McIntyre of course destroys Jimmy after because that’s his other personality trait. Priest had good promos with Cody and Braun, and we got great stuff from Solo’s Bloodline. Naturally, we got a miscommunication spot to help finish, we’re really close to Solo VS Jacob, I can feel it. Priest & Braun get the win, mostly because Priest isn’t winning in the Chamber when you’ve got Punk and Cena in there.

Very good stuff with Tiffy Time, from the promos leading into the match to Charlotte being ringside just to watch. Nia & Candice of course get the better of Tiff & Trish, because Tiff & Trish are definitely winning the tag match in Toronto. Charlotte just seems to enjoy trolling Tiff with her presence, so Charlotte probably shows up in Toronto to then confront Tiff after the match. I expect the seven weeks after Elimination Chamber to really heat up, as will Charlotte’s involvement, where she’ll get more active verbally and physically. Also, hell, Rock should go full Corporation and have Charlotte be his Corporate Women’s Champion because of how established she is.

Hilarious stuff from Truth tonight, as always. Truth and Melo having their “who’s on first” again was good stuff, and of course Miz gets in on this story, too. Truth & Knight VS “Melo Don’t Miz” was really fun, but yeah, should’ve figured Nakamura would get involved, too. Melo & Miz making it work could also be really fun, and while Knight VS Nakamura is a rehash, I really hope they find a way to up things. It feels like we’re getting the same with the tag titles as Profits “ruined” that great tag match from DIY and Pretty Deadly, then brawled with MCMG to still come out on top. Last year had a ladder tag title match, so why not do one for these titles this year?

Speaking of escalating, Kevin filming a promo outside Sami’s house was some really well done stuff, as expected of someone as good as Kevin and in such a story as him and Sami. Their match should main event, it needs time to breathe, as it could be just as, if not more violent, than the Chamber matches. What a powerful closing moment we could have if it’s a bloody Kevin and Sami, and one of them is standing over the other, triumphant yet mournful because it was their best friend in the world that they just brutalized.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA LIVE! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 2.20.2025

So the first live episode got fairly positive praise from everyone; will this continue the trend?

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Filming at Full Sail seems to have set the stage nicely this week! Going into a Live episode we got Moose and The Hardy Boyz on NXT, as well as Jordynne Grace’s involvement with Steph and Giulia giving a little shine to TNA happenings since she’s newly WWE.

This episode should be interesting, we finally see Lei Ying Lee (fka Xia Li) back in action, Rascalz take on Tyson and Tyriek, Tessa should be seeing some action as well…so generally interesting happenings for the second Live iMPACT! of 2025. Let’s see how this one goes down!

Ratings:

  • Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin: Rascalz win via Meteora/Swanton Combo – ***
  • Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary: Lei wins via Thunderstruck – **
  • NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC: Dango wins via The System help – ** 3/4
  • Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore: Masha wins via Requiem – N/A
  • Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons: Elijah wins via Tombstone Piledriver – *** 1/4

Results:

Oh yeah, and another Hendry concert is…cut off by a commercial, LOLTNA. First Hendry is cut off by AXSTV’s new Anime Hour bumper, and now Primo and Epico are showing up in TNA. I definitely didn’t have this on my BINGO card. The crowd starts chanting “Where’s Carlito”, which they do acknowledge and play off of well. Oh they’re using their shoot names of Orlando and Eddie now…but before they attack the lights go out and we get another guitar strum! ELIAH/ELIAS/EZEKIEL/EBENERZER/EMERY/EL VAGABUNDO – shows up to back up Hendry. Okay I can apologize away the redundant concert since it played into an Elijah debut. The crowd is immediately popping and chanting “This is Awesome” 10 minutes into the show. 

Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin

Treehouse bros take it to the bigger men quickly, a few fast dives, a little MCMG style tandem strikes, Tyson fires and tries to take them out but they Low Bridge him. Tyriek comes in and they try similar things but Tyriek manhandles them both and throws them out of the ring, Trey is the first one back up and Tyriek and Tyson take his damn head off with his Corkscrew Running Euro Upper. Trey finally manages to flip out of the manhandle, tags in Wentz and Wentz goes for the hot and spicy cleaning house spot. Corner to Corner Knee Lifts for both big men, a Rolling Snapmare, into a Superkick for Tyson and Standing Shoot Star on Tyriek but only for two because Wes feints like he’s going to interfere.

Tyson and Tyriek pull off a tandem Assisted Backdrop Driver, but Wentz breaks it up, Tyson gets knocked out, Wentz hits the Tornillo, Wes tries to interfere again after Trey gets perched on the corner buckle but Ace runs around and trips Wes at the last second causing him to faceplant on the apron, Trey hits the Meteora, Wentz hits a Swanton from the other side of the ring and Trey gets the pinfall victory.

It was fast paced, all gas no brakes, but it didn’t overstay its welcome, so it was pretty fun all things considered.

After the match Wes grabs a mic, complains a little but challenges them to a 6 man match as Sacrifice. So we’re THAT’S where we’re getting the expected 3v3. 

Fir$t Cla$$ comes out with an entourage of hot chicks and probably influencers or something. The “First Class Penthouse” , Gabby AF, Mafiosa Valentina, and Carolina are apparently known in their own way. Gabby I know was the awful one who did something for Impact a last year and sucked, but she’s part of the Busted Open Network I believe so that’s why she’s around. Two of them look like Noelle Foley and Frank the Clown…oh they actually are. Look at that. I do love KC Navarro as the Hype Man, they have this whole set up of AJ being mad that they haven’t gotten more Tag Title shots, so TNA placated him with his own Piper’s Pit and he’s *pregnant pause* totally happy with that. He says he loved Piper and hated Hogan before it was cool.

This is actually quality content and AJ is cutting a nice promo in this segment. They introduce their first guest, the greatest performer in TNA history, many whole say he’s Phenomenal with a whole lot of style….it’s A-J-Francis. 

Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary

Things were slow until Rosemary took her into a corner quickly, hit the Upside Down, and we get a lot of Lei trying to avoid Rosemary’s offense. Rosemary goes for a Spear in the corner and Lei forward rolls, starts connecting with a bunch of right hands, backs Rosemary into the corner, goes for 10 Count Punches, pulls her out, Airplane Spin TKO for only a two count. Rosemary tries As Above So Below, Lei shrugs it off, Rosemary tries to go after Lei anyway and eats Thunderstruck! Lei Ying Lee wins!

After the match Rosemary catches Lei on the ramp and hits the Green mist in the eyes. Match was far too short and so many of Lei’s set up moves look better than her finish. We’ve seen Kofi Kingston do it for years so it’s not bad, just the current Knockouts Division are awful and don’t take the move well. 

Eric Young and the jabronis come out, EY cuts a very basic power crazed psycho kind of promo, gets the “What” chants from the crowds. EY is trying to recruit Maclin even though Maclin made his line in the sand last week. EY tries to spin it as maybe he took out Josh FOR Maclin instead of in spite of his trust. This really doesn’t seem interesting at all, but that’s probably because I hate the two Jabronis EY is with. 

NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC

I really don’t have any interest in Slater. He’s got no personality beyond “flippy guy with a British accent”. 

Dango immediately powders, grabs a chair and goes to swing on him but misses. So Leon is making JDC look dumb by dodging the post chop, using the chair to shield himself from a punch by JDC, and then clapping Dango’s fingers between the chair. So typical System match, look inept for the first few minutes, then take advantage of something to take over. Oh look, Leon takes too long setting up the table, Dango gets in a few pot shots, tries to whip him into the table but Leon leaps over it, and then leaps back over to clobber Dango. Dango is still trying to recover so Leon hits his over the corner post con hilo, and the crowd appreciates it but I’m not interested. Leon panders to the crowd after the big spot and then eats an X-Plex into the chair from Dango.

JDC throws Leon back in, goes for a pinfall that’s only a two and we cut to a commercial. Coming out of the commercial JDC is in control with a Kendo Stick until he isn’t, Leon counters and takes the keno stick, brutalizes Dango a few times then comes off the ropes with the kendo shot for 2. Leon goes for another table, and again, at least the crowd is receptive to this match. Leon sets it up, looks for something off the apron but Dango stops him first until he eats a dropkick to fall onto the table, Leon hits the Swanton 450 through the table on the outside. Does it look cool? Sure. Do I care about dumbass moves? Nope.

Oh thankfully the rest of The System comes out to stop the pinfall, Shield Bomb Leon through the first table, and roll him back in for Dango to win.

The Hardy Boyz come out to try and make the save, but the numbers are against them, so Oba Femi’s music hits! Oba cleans house but doesn’t get his hands on Moose, so they’re at least building the eventual clash between Moose and Oba. 

The crowd starts a “Tessa, we comin for you” chant before she even starts talking. Tessa is actually playing off the crowd well, Santino’s music hits and Tessa thinks he’ll help her out with the crowd and Santino calls bullshit basically. Santino says if Tessa doesn’t wrestle next week, she’s fired and Masha’s music hits. Masha decides to step in for Tessa’s enhancement talent match. 

Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore

Jobber tries to attack Masha early but Masha stops her, rocks her and Requiem ends the match.

Masha stares down Tessa, and then Cora Jade attacks from behind and hits Jaded. 

Ryan Nemeth comes out to his Abyss music remix. What will Mokuba say today? “MYYYY BIIIGG BBRROOOOTTHHHEEEEER” he repeats at least 4 times and it’s hilariously cringe. He announces that Nic will return at Sacrifice, he literally just came out to give a PSA. 

Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons

Hendry starts with Eddie, after a brief tie up it seems like Hendry reads the room and points at Elijah and the crowd wants him in. So Joe tags in Elijah, a little back and forth, Shoulder Tackle from Elijah, Rope Walk with Elijah lays out Eddie and a tag to Joe allows for a quick tandem knockdown, but Eddie powders as the Walking and Talking Duo hold the ring going into the final commercial break.

We come back and Hendry is bouncing Orlando off the ropes as he return a strike, but Orlando is obviously losing, eats a Euro Upper, and then gets walked around in the Stalling Suplex for posterity. Eddie tries a sneak attack but gets caught and Sack of Shit, into Kip Up, turn and then Orlando with the ambush! A few quick short cuts and an Irish Whip/Dropkick combo gives the Colons a near fall. Hendry does get locomotion variation cradles, but eats a Dropkick to stop the attempt at momentum. Orlando stays on Joe, but Joe finally starts to fire up as the crowd starts to get behind him. Euro Uppers make some space, but a Snapmare says no.

Eddie gets tagged in and a quick Leg Sweep into a Front Chancery keeps Eddie in control. As Joe tries to get back up, Eddie turns it into a Guillotine, but finally the Suplex counter connects for Hendry! Simultaneous tags! Elijah bulls over Orlando, catches a Leap Frogging Orlando with the Manhattan Drop as Orlando retreats to a corner, Stinger Splash into Spinebuster for two.  Elijah tries to keep up the attacks but Orlando finds a few ways to make space, launches himself from the middle rope and eats the Jumping Knee! Eddie breaks up the pinfall, Hendry takes Eddie out and Elijah hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the win!

Overall Score: 6/10

Well there were more live hiccups than the first episode, and this felt both more epic and less epic at the same time. Elijah and the Colons debuting was a nice way to kick things off, Oba Femi showing up for the save was fantastic. There were a few decent matches, but also a lot of really short and rushed matches. Tessa played off the crowd well, but Masha really is useless on the mic. Lei Ying Lee needs to framed stronger, her matches have done nothing to show off her ability. It just proves that the Knockouts don’t know how to sell a kick to the head because they all take it in the shoulder and fall in corny ways.

Viva La Sam could be something fun if the next 3 weeks are just hand cam footage of him being like “I’m Sami Callihan and I’m gonna kick Mance Warner’s ass”, Elegance Clique getting the rematch with a stipulation is nice to see and while I like Fir$t Cla$$, that segment went a little long for a cornball swerve payoff. It’s one thing to placate the Influencer squad especially when we’ve seen Logan Paul and Ishowspeed do so well in WWE…but these are like Z Tier Influencers that no one cares about. These kind of dorks stream on Kick because they aren’t relevant enough for Twitch, not because they chose Kick over it.

So yeah, the low lights were pretty low, and the highs were a little fleeting, but at least they were pretty fun. Not a bad show, just clunky with noticeable issues and Masha shouldn’t be allowed to speak English anymore. She’s such a charisma vacuum when she’s not rambling in Russian.

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