AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (10/20/23)
Mistico is on a Rampage!
Who will wear CMLL’s Pound-for-Pound Crown?
AEW Rampage is making history! Mistico and Rocky Romero have their VERY FIRST 1v1 match, to see who is the better World Historic champion!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- CMLL 2 Out of 3 Falls Pound for Pound Crown: Mistico VS Rocky Romero; Mistico wins.
- AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Kip Sabian w/ The Superbad Squad VS John Silver VS Isiah Kassidy; Silver wins and will challenge Orange Cassidy for the title at Battle of the Belts 8.
- Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Exodus Prime & Bryan Keith; Claudio & Yuta win.
- Skye Blue VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya; Ruby wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
CMLL 2 Out of 3 Falls Pound for Pound Crown: Mistico VS Rocky Romero!
Despite what it sounds like, neither the World Historic Middleweight or World Historic Welterweight Championships are on the line. But in the end, we will know for certain who is the very best in all of CMLL! Will the Prince of Lucha or Azucar score twice in their very first 1v1?
The bell rings and the fans fire up as the two circle. Mistico and Rocky feel things out, tie up, and fans chant “LUCHA! LUCHA!” as Rocky powers Mistico back. The ref counts, Rocky lets off to pat Mistico on the head. Fans are torn as Rocky gives some Latino Heat, but then Mistico gives it back. The two reset and tie up again, then Mistico headlocks. Rocky powers out and he runs Mistico over! Fans rally up for “LUCHA LIBRE!” Things speed up, Rocky sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Mistico sweeps to cover, ONE and Rocky RANAS! Mistico storms back up, rolls Rocky up, but Rocky rolls through to get the pin, TWO!
Things keep moving, Rocky arm-drags! Mistico arm-drags back! Fans cheer as the two stand off. Mistico and Rocky speed up again, and Mistico RANAS! Mistico runs, handsprings, and back elbows! Rocky bails out, fans fire up and Mistico builds speed. Mistico FLIES with the tornillo! Direct hit and down goes Rocky! The fans fire up with Mistico and he goes back to the ring. Fans chant for “MI-STI-CO!” as Rocky gets in. Rocky runs up, Mistico spins him around and clinches, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, into a GROUND OCTOPUS! Rocky TAPS, Mistico scores!
Mistico: 1; Rocky: 0
The Middleweight Champion scores first and that puts the Welterweight Champion in a tough spot. But then Rocky CLOBBERS Mistico from behind! Rocky won’t let Mistico rest between falls as he TOSSES Mistico out! Fans boo but Rocky RAMS Mistico into the steel steps! Rocky says HE is the best, then drags Mistico back up to put in the ring. Fans tell Rocky off, but he just soaks it up as he goes back in. Rocky RIPS at the mask!! Fans boo the utter disrespect, and the ref counts, too! Rocky lets off at 4, but Mistico’s mask still has a gaping hole in it. Rocky soaks up more heat as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Mistico checks his face under the mask in case Rocky’s nails got him, but then Rocky stomps him down! Rocky stalks Mistico to ropes, drags him up and CHOPS him! Mistico leans against ropes, Rocky snapmares him down, and then runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Mistico is hanging in there but Rocky looms over him. Rocky drags Mistico back up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Rocky argues the count but the count was fair, so he goes back to Mistico. Rocky drags Mistico around by the mask, stands him up, and DECKS him! Rocky mocks the fans cheering Mistico on, then rains down fists!
The ref reprimands, Rocky lets off, and Rocky swaggers around to soak up the heat. Rocky then storms up on Mistico, CHOPS him, and whips him corner to corner. Rocky runs in to clothesline! Then again! Then again! Mistico falls and fans boo but Rocky drags Mistico around into a mounted armbar. Rocky claws at the eye that’s exposed! The ref reprimands, Rocky stands Mistico up for a cravat, but Mistico fires body shots! Mistico CHOPS! SOBATS! Mistico whips, Rocky reverses but Mistico handsprings again! Rocky dodges, runs in, but Mistico dodges back to RANA! Fans fire up as Rocky swings, into a knuckle lock!
Mistico pokes Rocky in the eye, KICKS a leg, then goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Fans fire up as Rocky bails out, and Mistico builds speed again. Rocky ducks, so Mistico stops himself. Fans boo but Rocky tells them off. Mistico sighs, waits on Rocky to get on the apron, and then KICKS him down! Mistico goes out, Rocky fires a forearm but Mistico gives it back! They brawl on the apron, Mistico gets the edge, but Rocky JUMP KNEES! Snap suplex to the apron! Rocky leaves Mistico behind, to builds speed! Rocky DIVES and takes Mistico down! Fans boo Rocky but he stalks Mistico up the ramp.
Rocky drags Mistico up and into the ring, then aims from a corner. Rocky looms over Mistico as the fans rally again. Rocky hoists Mistico up top, climbs up after him, and he CLUBS away! SUPERPLEX!! Both men are down and Rocky crawls to cover, TWO!! Mistico hangs tough, the fans chant “SI SE PUEDES!” but Rocky stands Mistico up. Mistico fires off forearms in return! Mistico runs, but into a SOBAT! Fans boo more, but Rocky drags Mistico into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Mistico fights but Rocky bends him back! Fans rally as Mistico endures, and he pops free. Rocky stomps Mistico down!
Fans boo as Rocky drags Mistico up, cravats and goes to the corner, SLICED BREAD! Cover, Rocky scores!
Mistico: 1; Rocky: 1
And now we’re all tied up! Rocky grins, pretends he scored a goal, but Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Mistico has Rocky up top, to ENZIGURI him down to the floor! Fans fire up as Mistico runs, goes up and up and ESCALARAS! Direct hit on Rocky and the fans are thunderous! Mistico drags Rocky up, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO!! Rocky survives but Mistico rallies the fans. Mistico whips, Rocky reverses but Mistico springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Rocky survives and Mistico grows a little frustrated, but Mistico drags Rocky up. Mistico scoops to SLAM Rocky into a drop zone, then he goes up top. Fans rally, Mistico MOONSAULTS into BOOTS! Rocky roars, runs in, but into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!!
Rocky survives the sudden turnaround but Mistico keeps his cool. Houston fires up again as Rocky goes to a corner. Mistico baits Rocky in, puts him back up, and ENZIGURIS again! Rocky stays up top this time, but Mistico runs in to go up and up and waistlock! Rocky fights the suplex! Cravat and SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!!! Mistico survives again and fans are thunderous! Rocky snarls, hobbles a bit, but still gives that Latino Heat. Fans boo but Rocky goes to a corner. Rocky climbs, but Mistico stands! Mistico runs and goes up, up, and gets Rocky for a SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Both men are down as Houston lifts off!
Mistico hurries to drag Rocky to a cover, TWO!!! Rocky survives but “This is Awesome!” Mistico roars, his rage boiling up! Mistico drags Rocky up, but Rocky JAWBREAKERS! Mistico falls, flounders, rises back up, but Rocky roars now! They both run, Mistico dodges to DESTROYER!!! Mistico then stands Rocky up, runs again, and LA MYSTICA~!!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! Rocky TAPS, Mistico wins!!
Winner: Mistico, 2-1, by submission
Azucar put up a fight, but in the end, the Middleweight Champion defeats the Welterweight! Mistico stands tall as the pound-for-pound best CMLL has, will he one day prove he is the pound-for-pound ALL of wrestling has?
AEW shares footage from last Wednesday, after Dynamite went off the air.
Stokely Hathaway stood between Eddie Kingston and Team Triple J, in his role as “ROH Board of Director and peacemaker,” as he knew Eddie and Jay Lethal wanted this time to chat. To chat? Eddie rolls his eyes as Stokely tells him to keep his hands to himself, Eddie’s got “sticky fingers.” But who wants to go first? Lethal says he’ll go first. He wanted this time because “Edward” here said Lethal doesn’t deserve a shot at the ROH World Championship. If beating Trent Beretta last week wasn’t enough, then Lethal’s got a laundry list of accomplishments he accrued over an 18 year career that says otherwise.
In fact, anyone who knows a damn about pro-wrestling would have to agree that Lethal doesn’t need to prove anything to be worthy of the title HE put on the map! The others agree, and Lethal says it is a slap in the face! Plus, Lethal, Sonjay and “Uncle Jeff” know the REAL Eddie Kingston. The real Eddie knows this: he doesn’t care about the title, he just wants it because it was once held by his trainer, Homicide, who wasn’t even that good anyway. So Lethal will do Eddie a favor by putting an end to this sad reign as ROH World Champion. Eddie will never live up to Homicide, and he’ll never be like Lethal.
So Lethal will say it, DEMAND IT, one more time that he GETS this ROH World Championship match! Jeff says, “Yeah, pahtna! What’re you gonna say? He’s not asking! He’s demanding! So, Bronx b*tch, whaddya got?” Eddie wants to say something but Stokely has a “genius idea.” Saturday Night Collision in Memphis, Tennessee, we do Jarrett VS Eddie. If and WHEN Jarrett wins, Lethal gets his shot! What’s Eddie think? Stokely doesn’t actually let Eddie speak as he says it is official! But then Eddie takes the mic and he pushes Stokely aside (not even that hard, either, but Stokely still goes flying).
Eddie tells Lethal that he should’ve have mentioned Homicide, got it? And then to Jarrett, “You think I don’t know people like you, dawg? You think I don’t know about the little tricks that you play? You think I don’t know about Memphis wrestling? You think I don’t know?” Karen tries to keep Eddie from getting any closer but he says, “Excuse me, sweetie. Relax.” Eddie keeps saying, “You think I don’t know about the fights that’re there? You think I don’t know about the Concession Stand Brawls? Brother, I grew up on that. There’s something you don’t know, ya little Hillbilly b*tch, is I’m gonna take you out, and I’m gonna eat you alive.”
Eddie says sorry for what’s about to happen to Lethal’s “uncle.” Eddie leaves, and the stakes are raised as this will now be a MEMPHIS STREET FIGHT! Will the Last Outlaw come through for Lethal on earning him that title shot? Or will the Mad King make sure Double J was the Last Outlaw?
AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Kip Sabian w/ The Superbad Squad VS John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS Isiah Kassidy!
Mr. Superbad, The Meat Man and Brother Zay walk into H-Town, and no this isn’t a joke. This is a huge fight to face Freshly Squeezed just 24 hours from now at Battle of the Belts 8! Will Kip get one more shot at Orange Cassidy? Will Johnny Hungy prove The Dark Order are the good guys? Or will everyone be saying #HNNGYEAH with Isiah Kassidy?
The bell rings, the three feel things out, and then Silver bails out to hug Reynolds. Kip CLUBS Kassidy, CLUBS him again, then brings him around to whip. Kassidy reverses but Kip runs him over. Kip flexes, things speed up, and Kassidy hurdles. Kip shoves, Kassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to arm-drag! Kassidy blocks a kick, slips around to NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up as Kassidy has Kip in a corner, and he gets a HNNG YEAH~ before raining down fists! Silver stops him at four to CLUB Kassidy down! Fans are torn as Silver says he’s friggin’ jacked, baby! Silver stands Kassidy up, back suplexes but Kassidy lands out!
Kassidy dodges, runs, and DROPKICKS! Kassidy kips up, does his dance, and says HE is freakin’ jacked, baby! Fans fire up while Silver bails out, and Kassidy runs to DIVE! Direct hit, and a high-five for the front row. Kassidy then gets back in, and DIVES into a GAMANGIRI! Kip says he’s too smart, and Rampage goes picture in picutre.
Kip stands Kassidy up to ROCK him with a forearm to the corner. Then Kip stomps Kassidy. Kip goes corner to corner, calls his shot, and CANNONBALLS! The Superbad Squad is feeling so good, Butcher is even having a sandwich right now. Looks good. Penelope taunts Kassidy while Kip and Silver argue. Kip gives Silver a kiss on the forehead, then says they can work together on Kassidy. Silver says okay, and the mugging begins! Silver stomps Kassidy, Kip coordinates them, but Kassidy hits back! Kip & Silver beat Kassidy down, then double whip him corner to corner! Kassidy hits buckles hard, and Silver flexes.
Kip drags Kassidy up, scoops him and SLAMS him, then flexes. Kip covers, Silver stops that! Silver argues about the alliance, but Kip says okay, Silver gets a free try. Silver drags Kassidy up, suplexes and covers, but then Kip breaks it! Silver is annoyed that Kip keeps double dealing but Kip says sorry. They shake hands, then Kip drags Kassidy up. Kassidy fires off on both of them! Kip kicks low, DECKS Kassidy, then shakes out his hand as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns, Silver is down and Kassidy whips Kip. Kip reverses, Kassidy slides out and avoids Silver, to go up the ramp and come back. Silver pops Kassidy up to the apron but Kassidy mule kicks him away! Kassidy avoids Kip’s haymaker to GAMANGIRI, then Kassidy ASAI MOONSAULTS to take Silver out! Kassidy says it is just that easy, take some notes! Kassidy goes up again, SPRINGBOARD THROWBACK STUNNER! Cover, TWO!! Kassidy is shocked but the ref says his count was fair. Kassidy keeps his cool and uses the “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” to call upon the powers of the Hardy Boyz!
Kassidy kicks Kip low, but no Twist as Kip shoves him away. Silver ROUNDHOUSES Kassidy in the corner, then wrenches Kip to scoop and trophy lift! Fans fire up as Silver LAWN DARTS Kip into Kassidy! GAMANGIRI for Kassidy, GERMAN SUPLEX for Kip! Bridging cover, TWO!! Kip escapes and fans fire up! Silver grows frustrated, but he stalks Kip. Kip is on ropes, so Silver BOOTS Kassidy! Then Silver runs in but Kip trips him into the ropes! Silver tumbles out, Kip goes out, ARABIAN PRESS! Direct hit and down goes Silver! Uno & Reynolds get mad but Butcher & Blade get in their way, Kassidy springboards to CROSSBODY them all!!
Penelope is shocked as Kassidy puts Kip back in! Houston fires up behind Kassidy and he climbs up top! SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, Silver breaks it with a PUNT!! Cover, Silver wins!!
Winner: John Silver, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship)
Silver snatches this win from Brother Zay, and now he will go after Orange Cassidy tomorrow night in Memphis! Will the Meat Man be the one that is Freshly Squeezed? Or will he be sipping on some Orange Punch?
AEW hears from both Ortiz and Santana.
Ortiz tells Santana, “Last week, you had every opportunity to say something of substance. But instead, you doubled down on that same sad story you’ve been talking for years.” But Santana can’t understand how Ortiz, week after week, can stand here and lie to the people. Ortiz says Santana has made Ortiz out to be an enemy, while Santana asks what happened these past ten YEARS, where they were fighting to make sure they did what they had to so that they could grow and prosper. Ortiz says if Santana wants him as an enemy, fine. He’ll be the villain in this story. And in Philadelphia, in the middle of that ring, they finally fight it out.
Santana says they put the final nail in the coffin, while Ortiz vows to show Santana who the real man in the team is. Who wins out to prove they’re truly Proud ‘n’ Powerful? We find out next week on Rampage!
Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Exodus Prime & Bryan Keith!
The Blackpool Combat Club is preparing to face Ricky Starks & “Big Bill” Morrissey for the AEW World Tag Team Championships on Collision, and that means they need a tune-up. But will they get far more than that from The Immaculate One and the Bounty Hunter?
The teams sort out and The Decoder starts against Keith. Keith BOOTS Yuta at the bell, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Keith fires off forearms in the corner, the fans fire up, and the ref has Keith back off. Keith fires up, runs back in, but Yuta catches him for a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! Keith staggers up, Exodus tags in but Yuta tags Claudio. Exodus storms up into an atomic drop, and then Yuta sets him up for a LARIAT! Claudio clotheslines Keith out, then Yuta catapults Exodus into the trophy lift! Claudio DUMPS Exodus down, and fans fire up! Claudio then goes out, has the cameras watch him, as he runs in and around, to UPPERCUT Keith down!
Fans fire up as Claudio gets back in the ring, and calls for the swing! Tag to Yuta, and Claudio trips Exodus! Claudio starts up the GIANT SWING! Exodus goes around and around and around, fans count along, and Yuta DROPKICKS at TEN!! Then Yuta goes up, Claudio gives him the boost, FASTBALL SPECIAL! Cover, BCC wins!
Winners: Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall
Tune-up complete, and now the Blackpool Combat Club is rolling into their title match! Will they take the AEW World Tag Team Championships to finally settle things with Starks? Or will this be an Absolute victory on Collision?
Backstage interview with the former Jericho Appreciation Society.
Renee Paquette is with Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, Jake Hager, Daniel Garcia & Anna Jay, and brings up the obvious tension and dysfunction going on. The battle royal ended with them bickering, but tomorrow night, Battle of the Belts, the X-JAS has their shot at the AEW World Trios Championships. Can they get on the same page to take those titles? Cool Hand Ange certainly hopes so. But then Daddy Magic speaks up, apologizes to Parker and Renee, but says it isn’t even about the dance anymore. His problem is Garcia’s blatant disrespect for Menard! Garcia doesn’t wanna listen to anybody, he has a real problem!
Hager shouts down the arguing, and he tells them all the figure this out. He didn’t give up his hat for this! Hager storms off, and Anna says he is right. Squash the beef. If they want to have any chance of winning on Saturday, get it together right now. Parker agrees, too! This is ridiculous! Garcia and Menard are arguing like an episode of Sex and The City! If they wanna win on Saturday, squash it! Simple as that. Menard says, “You want me to squash it? YOU WANT ME TO SQUASH IT!? HUH!?” He hates that dance, but he loves Garcia, so this is squashed. They shake hands, and Garcia says you are looking at the NEW AEW World Trios Champions.
Daddy Magic and the Dragonslayer are united in this moment, but will The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass use those scissors to cut them both down on Saturday night?
The Hung Bucks speak.
Matt Jackson asks Brandon Cutler if they’re live. Yes, they’re on like Donkey Kong. Hangman Page says, “Swerve Strickland has talked a lot about opportunities and responsibilities. And when it comes to responsibilities, we haven’t forgotten that we are the ROH Trios Champions, and we have a responsibility to defend them.” Nick Jackson says that’s a good point. And maybe they should defend them this Wednesday on Dynamite. Open Challenge to any trio, it is on! Like Donkey Kong? Shut up, Brandon. The joke sucked the first time. But Nick reiterates this is an Open Challenge to any trio that wants it.
Now cut the feed, Brandon, ya dumbass. Yeah, stupid prick. But with The Young Bucks & Anxious Millennial Cowboy willing to face anyone, will the Mogul Embassy make sure they get their rematch? Or will another team somehow make it past the Gates of Agony?
BREAKING NEWS on that open challenge!
It was answered pretty quickly by the Hardy Boyz! They and Brother Zay want their shots (shots shots), will they be partying big in Philly?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
On top of the AEW World Tag Team Championships and the Memphis Street Fight, we’re now getting a dream match! Andrade El Idolo VS Bryan Danielson 1v1 for the first time anywhere! Will the Face of Latino Wrestling slay the American Dragon?
Mark Henry welcomes us back.
The World’s Strongest Man says, “The women are closing up an outstanding show as The Outcast, Ruby Soho, faces Skye Blue, who seems to be getting a little bit darker. Well, it looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME for the main event!” Will the Chicago Skye only get darker after one more go around with this familiar foe? Or will there be No Future in her future?
Skye Blue VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya!
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Ruby puts Skye in a corner. The ref counts, Ruby lets off slowly, then CHOPS! Skye just frowns then eggs Ruby on. Ruby CHOPS, Skye gets in her face about it! Ruby swings, Skye blocks and she CHPOS in return! Skye pulls hair, talks trash then whips, but Ruby reverses. Skye tilt-o-whirls, but Ruby blocks to STO! Fans boo but Saraya cheers. Ruby frowns, she drags Skye up and reels her in to short arm LARIAT! Ruby soaks up the heat, stands Skye up again, and short arm LARIATS! Fans rally, Ruby storms around and she drags Skye up.
Saraya argues with fans about their signs, Ruby whips Skye to ropes, but Skye tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Fans fire up and Skye SUPERKICKS! Ruby goes to a corner, Skye runs corner to corner, but Ruby ELBOWS her away! Ruby goes up but Skye stops Nightshade to ROUNDHOUSE! Skye then goes out but Ruby kicks low. Ruby reels Skye in, but Skye fights the lift! Skye throws body shots, then gets space. Ruby swings, but into a HALF NELSON FACEBUSTER to the apron! Fans fire up but Saraya storms up. Skye KNEES Saraya away! Ruby gets back up, and she PENALTY KICKS from above! Skye falls and Saraya talks trash while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Ruby drags Skye up, stands her against railing, and she CHOPS! Skye sputters and falls while Ruby stalks her. Ruby drags Skye up and swings her around to RAM into more railing! Ruby gets in the ring, Saraya grabs a fan’s sign that says they hate Saraya, and she rips it up! The ref then checks Ruby, which allows Sarya to stomp Skye and RAM her into railing! Saraya scurries away, Ruby goes out and the two hug. Ruby drags Skye up and puts her in the ring. Ruby stalks Skye, fans rally up, and Skye throws body shots! Skye ROCKS Ruby, then rolls her up! TWO, and Ruby CLOBBERS Skye! Saraya cheers as Ruby covers, TWO!
Skye is hanging tough but Ruby drags her around. Ruby pulls her back into a DRAGON SLEEPER STRETCH! Skye endures, Saraya talks some trash, but Skye throws elbows! Ruby lets go so she can SMACK Skye off the mat! The ref reprimands about the hair pulling but Ruby bumps Skye off buckles. Ruby stomps a mudhole but lets off as the ref counts, and Saraya CHOKES Skye behind his back! Saraya scurries away again, Ruby drags Skye up, and Ruby TOSSES Skye out! Ruby distracts the ref again so Saraya can drag Skye up and RAM her into more railing! Skye falls over, the ref is suspicious but Ruby goes out to fetch Skye.
Ruby stands Skye up against railing, talks trash to the fans, then CHOPS Skye! Saraya says that’s on the fan! Ruby brings Skye up but Skey fires forearms back! And CHOPS! Ruby claws at Skye’s eyes! Ruby puts Skye in, storms up on her, and stands her up. Ruby whips, Rampage returns to single picture as Skye ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! Fans rally up for Skye as a standing count climbs. Skye and Ruby rise, and both pull hair! They fire forearms and fans rally up! Ruby gets the edge, but Skye claws Ruby’s eyes! Skye whips, Ruby reverses but Skye LEAPING LARIATS!
Skye rallies, fans fire up, and Skye fishhooks Ruby around to ROCK her with a forearm! Then SHINING WIZARD against ropes! Ruby keeps Skye from running but Skye CHOP BLOCKS! Ruby blocks a superkick but the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE connects! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up while Skye sneers and drags Ruby up. Full nelson, SKYE- NO, Ruby slips out! But Skye fights the saido to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Skye seethes. Skye drags Ruby up, pushes past the ref, but Ruby distracts and Saraya trips Skye up! Ruby runs up to SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Skye survives and Ruby is furious now!
Ruby drags Skye up in a corner, puts her on the top rope, then CHOPS! Ruby climbs up after Skye, but Skye fights with body shots! Skye slips under, tucks Ruby in, CHEEKY NANDOS! And then a POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Skye is shrieking! Skye hammers away with forearms, Saraya protests and gets on the apron, but that just gets Skye’s attention! Saraya takes a swing, Skye ducks it to DECK Saraya! Fans fire up but Ruby runs up again! NO FUTURE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Skye survives and no one can believe it! Saraya says to end this, and Ruby drags Skye up. Ruby clinches, DESTI- NO, BACKSLIDE! TWO!
Ruby stands, wrenches, but Skye blocks the kick to stand Ruby up! Skye KNEES Ruby, full nelsons, and SKYE- NO, Ruby arm-drags free! Saraya SMACKS Skye with the spray paint can!! And BACKHANDS her with it for good measure!! Ruby then reels Skye in just to roll her up, Ruby wins!!
Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall
The Knight was the insurance policy for the Runaway, but then the Outcasts mug Skye! Fans boo as these two are sore winners! But wait! Here comes Kris Statlander! The Galaxy’s Greatest chases Ruby & Saraya off as she still sees Skye as a friend. Saraya tells Kris off but she still retreats with Ruby. Kris wants to help Skye up, but Skye pushes her away? Kris doesn’t understand Skye’s deal, but is this just Skye’s frustrations? Or is there something more sinister at work?
My Thoughts:
A really good Rampage, though a much stronger first half than second half. Claudio & Yuta of course squash their opponents, and there aren’t even interactions with Starks & Morrissey because Starks & Morrissey are too big for Rampage (no pun intended). And a great main event from Skye VS Ruby, though of course Skye gets cheated. Skye showing more of that anger and aggression continues to push the idea of her Heel turn and joining The House of Black. Kris got a good save here, and Skye pushing her away also adds to her coming Heel turn. Though, thinking about it, where was Willow Nightingale? She’s the one facing Kris for the title, after all.
And not to be mean to the women when AEW already does a half in, half out job of booking the division, but the other two matches are more main event material. If I had to choose, I’d have gone with the Triple Threat. Mistico VS Rocky was great stuff being 2 outta 3 falls, but even if no title was actually on the line, I figured Mistico was gonna win. The Triple Threat was great, and for me, was more main event material because I was honestly surprised Silver won. But that’s great, cuz Silver VS Cassidy is a fresh match-up, and could lead to a larger feud of Dark Order VS Best Friends, which would be some great stuff.
Good promos to set up other stuff, too. Santana and Ortiz have a great promo, and their match next week for Rampage is going to be great stuff. Kinda wish it was Philly Street Fight but maybe they want to ease into the feud since neither Ortiz or Santana have wrestled on AEW in quite awhile. And really good promo from Stokely, Eddie Kingston and Team Triple J to set up a big match for Collision. That Memphis Street Fight will be great stuff, IF Triple J doesn’t get involved. We can’t have another overbooked mess like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre match, just give us Eddie VS Jarrett and that’s it. Though, at the same time, how is Jarrett gonna beat Eddie 1v1 to get Lethal his title match? So I guess Triple J has to cheat to help Jarrett in order to give us Eddie VS Lethal.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?
Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
- Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?
The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.
Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.
Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.
Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!
Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!
Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!
The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!
Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?
MVP speaks.
“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”
Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!
Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?
“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”
What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.
But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?
AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”
That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.
“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?
Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!
The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?
The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.
Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!
MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!
Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!
The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!
Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!
Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!
Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall
MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?
Jeff Jarrett is here!
Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”
Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”
The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”
The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.
“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.
The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.
But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.
And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.
And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!
MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?
MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!
Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?
Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!
Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?
Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!
The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.
Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!
The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!
The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!
Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!
Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!
Winner: Hook, by disqualification
The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!
SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?
AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.
Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.
Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?
Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.
AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”
Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!
Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!
The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?
Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.
Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!
Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!
Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!
Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.
Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!
Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!
The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!
Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?
The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!
Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?
AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?
The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.
Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!
Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!
Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!
Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.
Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!
Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.
Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.
The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!
The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)
Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.
Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.
Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.
Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.
Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.
Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.
And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #301- 10th Annual Swaggy Awards Part 1
The Swaggy Awards return for their 10th annual installment. This year’s show is again split into two awesome parts so tune in to see who won!
The Attitude Of Aggression returns for the 10th Annual Swaggy Awards, our annual celebration of the best-of-the-best in pro wrestling for 2024. It’s hard to believe that we have been doing this for a decade, but here we are. The guys again decided to split the Swaggy Awards into two parts. Here on Part 1 of the Swaggys, we have our largest panel yet as Dave was joined by Swaggy veterans, PC Tunney, AJ Balaz, and Kinny Killa for this celebration of the past year in pro wrestling. But we also welcome to the Swaggys DJ & Rob from The Mindless Wrestling Podcast, as well as welcoming back to the show the one and only Rey Ca$h. Here on Part 1, the gang passed out some virtual hardware in categories such as Breakout Star of the Year, Rivalry of the Year, Storyline of the Year, PPV/PLE of the Year, and much, much more. And, of course, there is our unsanctioned award (IYKYK). You never know what will happen on the Swaggys. Who walked away with the gold and the glory here on Part 1? Tune in and find out.
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About Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
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Coverage4 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (1/13/25)
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Coverage3 days ago
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (1/14/25)
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AEW Coverage6 days ago
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (1/11/25)
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Podcasts6 days ago
The Front and Center Sports Podcast – NFL and College Playoffs, NBA and Unrivaled