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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (11/2/23)

Time for Round 9!

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It all comes down to this!

Power Struggle is Saturday, and the Super Junior Tag League has reached the final round! Who scores and who strikes out in the bottom of the ninth?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Hiromu Takahashi & Yota Tsuji VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Hiromu & Tsuji win.
  • DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship Backstage Blindside: Hiromu Takahashi VS Taiji Ishimori; Ishimori wins and becomes the new DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & Tomohiro Ishii VS The House of Torture; Okada, Tanahashi & Ishii win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita, Oskar Leube & Boltin Oleg VS The United Empire; Shota, Narita, Leube & Oleg win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; Douki & Taka win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS YOH & MUSASHI; Yoh & Musashi win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Eagles & Fujita win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Catch 2/2; Catch 2/2 wins.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Kanemaru win.

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Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.

Master Wato & El Desperado: 6-2, 12 points
Catch 2/2: 5-3, 10 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 5-3, 10 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 5-3, 10 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 5-3, 10 points
Bushi & Titan: 5-3, 10 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Yoh & Musashi: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!

When it comes to the tournament, this match amounts to little since both teams are out of the running. However! These four men will still fight their hearts out for pride and victory! Who finishes strong here in the ninth and final round?

The teams sort out and Taguchi starts with Taka. Fans rally as the two circle, feel things out, but Taguchi keeps switching sides on the knuckle lock. It’s almost a dance now. Taka kicks him low! Taka whips, Taguchi reverses but Taka holds ropes to avoid the hip attack. Taka runs up but Taguchi kicks low. Taguchi runs, Taka goes the other way, but Taguchi avoids the boot! Taguchi comes back to HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up as Taguchi BLASTS Douki! DKC steps in, he and Taguchi double whip Taka to DOUBLE PUNCH! Then they roll to DOUBLE KICK Taka down! Douki runs in, but into DOUBLE CHOPS!

Taguchi & DKC say OSU and rain down CHOP after CHOP! Fans fire up, Taguchi & DKC run to DOUBLE FALLING CHOP! OSU! Taguchi drags Taka up, but Taka SLAPS him! Taka runs, but Taguchi follows to dropkick the legs! Taguchi whips, but Taka reverses, wrangles Taguchi, but then Taguchi slips out to get OH MY GAH ANKLE! Taka endures, flails, reaches out, but Taguchi drags him back to chicken wings! DODON- NO, Taka victory rolls to JUST FACELOCK! Taguchi scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go, stomps Taguchi, and tags Douki. Douki brings Taguchi up to cravat, and he cranks the neck wrench.

Douki then snapmares and runs to KICK Taguchi in the back! Cover, ONE!! Fans cheer as Taguchi hangs tough, but Douki drags him up. Douki bumps Taguchi off buckles, tags Taka, and Taka stomps Taguchi. Taka bumps Taguchi off buckles, then whips him corner to corner to run and SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and cover, TWO! But Taka SHINING WIZARDS again! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Taka stands Taguchi up to throw more knees. Tag to Douki, and he brings Taguchi around to whip to a corner. Douki runs in to clothesline! Then he brings Taguchi out, but Taguchi fights the suplex!

Douki still tries but Taguchi fights back. Douki knees low, but Taguchi suplexes! Douki slips out to roll up, TWO, but into ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka runs to intercept DKC, for JUST FACELOCK! Taguchi & DKC endure stereo submissions! Taguchi fades, falls over, but he reaches out for a ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Douki lets Taguchi go, and fans rally up. Douki runs corner to corner, but Taguchi BOOTS him! Taguchi runs, but the hip attack meets atomic drop! Douki runs but Taguchi follows to HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hot tag to DKC! DKC dodge Douki to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP!

DKC whips, Douki reverses but gets the DKCANNONBALL! DKC DECKS Taka, then SHOTGUN BOOTS Douki! “DK FIRE~!” DKC stands Douki up, but Douki stops the fire right away! But DKC HEADBUTTS Douki, into the CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! Taka run sin, DKC kicks him first, and gives him DK FIRE CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! DKC fires up and he DOUBLE FALLING CHOPS Taka & Douki! Cover on Douki, TWO! J5G is still in this but DKC drags Douki up. DKC wrenches and reels Douki in, but Douki blocks the suplex! Douki CLUBS away, then ducks DKC’s roundhouse!

Douki waistlocks, DKC switches but Douki elbows free. DKC reels Douki in but Douki gets free, kicks low and ENZIGURIS! Fans fire up and Douki reels DKC in to SAWAHARI SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Douki goes to the apron. DKC stands, Douki slingshots, but DKC avoids the Daybreak! Taguchi DROPKICKS Douki, BLASTS Taka, and coordinates with DKC. Taguchi whips DKC in at Douki to back body block! Then Taguchi HIP ATTACKS! Taguchi calls for it, and DKC goes up, SUPER DK FIRE! Cover, Taka breaks it! Taguchi TOSSES Taka back out and coaches DKC up.

DKC stands, he brings Douki around, and reels him in, NORTHERN- SUNSET FLIP! TWO, and both men stand. DKC BOOTS, runs, but into a BOOT! Douki is on the apron, he RAMS DKC then slingshots, DAYBREAK! Cover, Taguchi breaks it! Taka stomps Taguchi and throws him out. J5G coordinate and fans fire up. Douki wheelbarrows DKC, for SUPER- NO, DKC BOOTS Taka, gets around Douki, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover, TWO! DKCRUFIXION! Taguchi catches Taka with OH MY GAH ANKLE! Douki scrambles around, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! DKC lets go in frustration but the fans fire up!

DKC kicks Douki to a drop zone and then goes up the corner. Fans fire up, DKC FLYING- NO, Douki dodges! Taka SHINING WIZARDS and CALF KICKS, Douki LARIATS! But Taguchi CHOPS Taka! And CHOPS Douki! Taguchi fires off strikes, runs, but into SUPERKICK HEADBUTT COMBO! J5G resets, SUPLEX DE LA SUPER K!! Bridging cover, J5G wins!

Winners: Douki & Taka Michinoku, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)

Now that was a strong finish! Douki & Taka are no longer last place, will they find a way to be contenders? As for Taguchi & DKC, will they be able to stick together past Super Junior Tag League and make it work?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS YOH & MUSASHI!

Something feels familiar about where the Black Mask & El Inmortal are in this tournament. In fact, just last year, they were on the bubble this late in the rounds! Can they improve and actually have a chance at the finals? Or will #MUSAKO make sure to derail them the same way they’ve been taken off course?

To everyone’s surprise, even Hiromu on commentary, the rest of LIJ joins Bushi & Titan in their entrance. Hiromu hurries over so that all six men stand together! Hiromu then goes back to commentary while Naito, Tsuji & Shingo sit at ringside. The teams sort out and after LIJ fist bumps, Titan starts against Musashi. Fans rally as they circle, then approach to get face to face. They feel things out, then Titan trips Musashi. Things speed up, Titan cartwheels but Musashi whips. Titan goes up and over, handsprings away, then goes Matrix to dodge and CALF KICK! Fans fire up and Titan stomps Musashi down.

Titan whips, Yoh sneaks the tag, and Musashi reverses. They bypass, drop toehold and basement dropkick Titan! Bushi runs in, but into double hip tosses! Yoh drags Titan up and Musashi has Bushi, but Titan & Bushi take a swing! Yoh & Musashi block to knuckle lock, then they go up the corners! Fans fire up for the stereo Shinobi Walk! But Bushi and Titan each trip #MUSAKO up! Bushi goes out to stomp Musashi while Titan stomps Yoh. Bushi POSTS Musashi, Titan kicks Yoh to the back of the crowd. Titan then brings Yoh back to KNEE and CLUB and POST him! Fans rally, Titan stomps Yoh, then brings him up and into the ring.

Titan eggs Yoh on, kicks him around, then tags in Bushi. Bushi drags Yoh up, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS! Bushi whips corner to corner, back elbows, and snapmares to then basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Bushi stomps Yoh again. Bushi drags Yoh up, wrenches, and he tags in Titan. Titan goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Yoh’s arm! Fans cheer and Yoh goes to a corner. Titan CLUBS Yoh, brings him around, and snapmares to run and redirect and SLIDING BOOT! Cover, Musashi breaks it! Titan CLUBS Musashi and kicks him down for that. Then Titan stomps Yoh some more.

Yoh growls, Titan brings him up but Yoh fires off kicks and forearms! But Titan fires off kicks and a SOBAT! Titan whips, Yoh reverses and DROPKICKS! Both men are down and fans fire up! Hot tag to Musashi and he runs to CLOBBER Titan! Bushi runs in but he gets an ELBOW! Titan is up but he gets an arm-drag! Bushi runs in, Musashi clinches, but Bushi fights it. Titan & Bushi mug Musashi, then double whip him to the corner. Bushi runs in, Musashi dodges and redirects Titan to the corner. Musashi forearms Bushi in a corner, sits him down, then baits Titan in. Musashi trips Titan and the basement dropkick hits Bushi!

Fans fire up, Musashi brings Titan around, but Titan ROCKS Musashi with a forearm! Musashi CHOPS in return! Musashi whips, Titan reverses and TORNADO- NO, Musashi powers out! Titan runs back in, Musashi clinches for an EXPLODER! Fans fire up while Titan bails out, and Musashi PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Titan! Fans fire up with Musashi and he goes back for Titan. Musashi drags Titan up and into the ring, then waits on Titan to get up. Musashi runs to dropkick the leg, then he dropkicks Titan down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Titan crawls, but Musashi drags him up into a waistlock.

Titan fights the lift! Titan throws elbows, shoots around and shoves, to then TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Titan crawls, hot tag to Bushi! Bushi runs to DROPKICK Yoh, then he and Titan get Musashi up. They double whip, Musashi crisscrosses them and CHOPS Titan down! Musashi dodges Bushi to ENZIGURI! Fans rally, Yoh is back and Musashi hurries over! Hot tag to Yoh! Yoh stomps Bushi, then brings him up. #MUSAKO double whip but Bushi ducks the lariats to shove them into each other! DOUBLE RANA! Fans fire up and Bushi calls to Titan. Titan pounds the mat and fans clap along.

Bushi helps Titan goe up and up and tightrope walk, to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up again and Bushi goes out to ling MUSAKO back up. Titan runs to FLY! Direct hit and the Young Lions are there to keep them from falling onto fans! Fans fire up as Titan rises, and Bushi puts Yoh in the ring. They stomp Yoh, then drag Yoh up to double whip. They trip, basement dropkick, and then Titan springboards to FLYING SPLASH! Fans fire up again and rally behind LIJ. Yoh flounders to a corner, the elbow pad comes off! Titan runs in to FRAME OUT! CODE BREAKER! But Musashi uses Yoh to POETRY IN MOTION Titan down!

Fans are thunderous as Musashi takes a swing but Bushi dodges! Musashi blocks a kick and ducks the enziguri, but not the REWIND HEEL! Fans fire up and Bushi takes aim at Musashi, to CODE- NO, Musashi denies that, and MUSAKO DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Titan gets up, but gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Yoh drags Bushi up, Musashi goes up a corner. FALCON GOROSHI to FROG SPLASH!! Fans are thunderous and Yoh roars! Yoh drags Bushi up, underhooks, DIRECT DRIVE!! Cover, MUSAKO WINS!

Winners: Yoh & Musashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bushi & Titan earn 0)

LIJ made it to the same point, and LIJ lost at the same point! Their chances were completely derailed, will they have to try even harder next year? As for Yoh & Musashi, is this a sign that there’s potential here for Direct Drive & Dream Follower?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita w/ Zack Sabre Jr. VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but they fell too many times to make it to the finals. Even so, can the Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy shoot down THE IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions? Or will The Cowboy & The Criminal unload a Full Clip?

But wait, Fujita FLIES out onto Connors & Drilla! Direct hit and fans fire up! Fujita drags Drilla, puts him in, and Eagles is there. The bell rings, Eagles steps through but Drilla kicks him away. But Eagles SUPERKICKS back! Fans fire up and Eagles brings Drilla up, to ASAI- NO, Drilla pops Eagles around, DRILLA- NO, Eagles lands out of the Killa to trip Drilla! RON MILLER SPECIAL! Fans fire up as Fujita keeps Connors out of the ring with a KIMURA! Drilla flails, reaches out, but Eagles has him! Drilla claws his way forward to ropes, but Eagles drags him back!! Drilla bites his hand to fight the pain, but then Connors CLOBBERS Eagles!

Drilla is free and he clutches his knee. Connors runs up on Eagles, but Eagles BOOTS back! Eagles runs, but into a POWERSLAM! But Fujita springboards in! Connors dodges, Drilla SPINEBUSTERS and DOUBLE STOMPS! Connors runs to POUNCE Fujita all the way into the Young Lions at the front row! Then Bullet Club stands Eagles up to CHOP, and CHOP, and CHOP again! They continue to CHOP until Eagles falls! Drilla scoops to SLAM Eagles, then sits him up to run and KICK in the back! The ref reprimands as Bullet Club continues to do this 2v1. They stand Eagles up, but now Eagles CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS in return!

Eagles fires up and fans are with him, but Connors blocks the roundhouse! Drilla SUPERKICKS, Connors UPPERCUTS, and Drilla ENZIGURIS! Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads, DOUBLE GORE!! They then drag Eagles up and Connors vows this is done! Connors climbs, Drilla suplexes, but Fujita SHOVES Connors down! Drilla lets Eagles go to GAMANGIRI Fujita, then he goes back for Eagles. DRILLA- NO, Eagles slips free, gets around, schoolboy bridge! TMDK WINS!!!

Winners: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Connors & Moloney earn 0)

The Mighty Don’t Kneel, and they catch the champions snoozing! Will Eagles & Fujita look to cash in some golden tickets before WrestleKingdom? Will the War Dogs look to take a bite out of them when they do?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS Catch 2/2 w/ Will Ospreay & Jeff Cobb!

With the champs taking a loss, now there’s a chance for one of these former tag team championship duos! Will Kushida & Kevin Knight take flight to the finals? Or will TJP & Francesco Akira follow through on their promise to get revenge on the War Dogs?

The teams sort out, but then the Jet Setters rush in! Catch 2/2 dodge the dropkicks, fire haymakers, and the bell rings. Catch 2/2 double whip, but the Jet Setters reverse, only for Catch 2/2 to duck the double clotheslines and DOUBLE DROPKICK! Fans fire up as the Jet Setters bail out. Catch 2/2 coordinate, build speed, but then run into DOUBLE DROPKICKS from the Jet Setters! Kushida sets up and Knight builds speed to then use Kushida as a step! Knight FLIES and wipes out both TJP & Akira! Fans are thunderous and Knight is all fired up. Knight puts TJP back in, Kushida headlocks for a takeover, and he traps an arm.

TJP endures as Kushida pulls on the neck. TJP fights up but Kushida grinds the headlock. Tag to Knight, he takes over the headlock, and he grinds TJP down. TJP fights up, but Knight wrenches and whips. Knight catches TJP to a COBRA TWIST! TJP endures, Knight flexes, “TSUYOI~!” Fans rally, TJP pries free and hip tosses Knight! TJP scrambles for his corner but Knight BLASTS Akira first! Knight puts TJP in the corner, tags Kushida, then whips TJP to ropes. Kushida now catches TJP to a COBRA TWIST! TJP endures, but Knight reaches out and links up with Kushida! Akira protests but the Jet Setters let go before the ref notices.

Kushida keeps the Cobra Twist, he reaches out and Knight links up! The ref sees it this time and reprimands! Knight lets go at 4 and apologizes, but then Kushida elbows TJP down. Kushida brings TJP up and snapmares, to then scrape his soles off TJP’s face! Tag to Knight, he drags TJP up, but TJP throws body shots. Knight kicks back, whips, but TJP goes Spider-Man! TJP BOOTS Kushida, slides under Knight, but Knight rolls through to SLIDING SHOULDER! Fans fire up and Knight covers, TWO! TJP hangs tough but Knight tags Kushida. Kushida taunts Akira while Knight throws forearms on TJP.

The Jet Setters double whip TJP, but TJP gets under the double clothesline to shove Knight into Kushida! Knight kicks and whips, TJP reverses but Kushida gives Knight the BOOST! But TJP gets under and Knight crash lands! TJP goes to a corner, Kushida runs in, but TJP goes up and over to TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up, the Empire fires up, TJP crawls his way over, hot tag to Akira! Akira fires off forearms and a CHOP on Kushida! Akira whips but Kushida reverses, only to run into a BOOT! Akira goes up to FLYING RANA! Fans fire up with Akira, “IKU ZO!” Akira waits on Kushida, then runs back in, clothesline in the corner!

Akira runs corner to corner again but Knight intercepts, only for Akira to put Knight up top! And in a Tree of Woe! UPPERCUT for Kushida, BASEBALL SLIDE for Knight! Akira then goes up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Kushida is still in this but Akira keeps cool. The fans rally for “A! KI-RA!” and he runs, but Kushida dodges, spins, but Akira dodges the fastball to SUPERKICK! Akira keeps moving, SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Akira brings Kushida up. Akira reels Kushida in, throws knees, but Kushida stares him down. Kushida cravats to throw knee after knee! Akira roars and fires forearms! Kushida KICKS the bad arm!

Akira CHOPS, Kushida PELES! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Kushida and Akira crawl, hot tags to TJP and Knight! TJP goes up, jumps over Knight, and then comes back. Knight avoids the boot, and the haymakers start flying! Fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! TJP gets the edge, UPPERCUTS, and then runs. But Knight follows to UPPERCUT! Knight runs, into the JUMP SOBAT! But he comes back to swing, into TJP’s hooks! Knight fights free, swings again, but into a FINAL CUT! TJP goes up and fans fire up, MAMBA SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives but fans clap for “CATCH! NI NI!”

Tag to Akira and TJP Electric Chair Lifts! Knight fights it and the neck hurts! TJP lets Knight down, Akira ROCKS Knight! Akira checks TJP, then Catch 2/2 mug Knight. They whip, Knight leaps the lariats to DOUBLE PELE! Fans fire up again and Kushida runs in to go up and out. He and Knight coordinate, SPLASH ENZIGURI COMBO on Akira! Knight then puts Akira up top, for the UPPER- NO, Akira and TJP trap Knight, bring him around, and TJP Electric Chair Lifts. But Kushida shoves TJP and now Knight’s back up top with Akira! Kushida whips TJP to the far corner, Knight and Akira brawl, and Knight steps back down. But then jumps up for UPPER ROOM!

Kushida SHOTEIS TJP! And sends Akira into him, to DOUBLE SHOTEI! Kushida sits Catch 2/2 down and Knight goes to the adjacent corner. Kushida gives him the BOOST to go COAST2COAST!! Then they feed Akira to the SKY 2 HIGH!! Cover, TWO!! Akira survives and shocks everyone! Ospreay & Cobb rally the fans but Knight takes aim. SATELLITE- NO, TJP shoves Knight down! Kushida runs in but into a kick! Catch 2/2 double whip Kushida, but he slides out! Knight springboards in to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Fans are thunderous as the Jet Setters regroup. Knight goes up, Kushida Electric Chair Lifts him!

The Jet Setters victory roll together, but TJP SUPERKICKS the Culture Shock apart!! TJP whips Knight into the ALLEY-OOP!! But then Kushida runs in, but into SPEEDFIRE!!! A nasty one at that! Catch 2/2 then aim at Knight, for 2 BY 2!!! Cover, Catch 2/2 wins!!!

Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Intergalactic Jet Setters earn 0)

The Jet Setters crash ‘n’ burn and are out of the running! Now it all comes down to the main event! The House of Torture already lost to Catch 2/2, will #DespeWato come through for TJP & Akira and clear the way?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The Way of the Grandmaster & The Rogue Luchador have had their ups and downs as a team, but fortunately there have been more ups. Will #DespeWato keep it up and be the only 7-2 team? Or will they end up losing their way as the House of Torture once again stacks the deck?

The teams sort out and Kanemaru starts against his former partner in El Desperado. Fans rally as these two, former tag team champions together, circle. They tie up, Desperado headlocks, but Kanemaru throws body shots. Desperado pries at the hold but Desperado grinds the headlock tighter. Kanemaru pulls on the mask! Kanemaru powers out but Desperado runs him over! Fans cheer, things speed up, Desperado drops down on Kanemaru’s dropdown, but Kanemaru slips out to headlock back! Desperado powers up, powers out, but Kanemaru pulls on the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, but Kanemaru gets Desperado back in the headlock.

Desperado fights up again, pries the headlock open, but Kanemaru steps on Desperado’s leg to bring him down. The headlock is back on, but Desperado throws body shots. Desperado lifts, but Kanemaru uses that for a flying takeover! Kanemaru grinds Desperado down but Desperado rolls to a cover. TWO and Kanemaru keeps the hold. Desperado fights up, powers out, but again Kanemaru pulls on the mask! But then Desperado gets around to headlock and he fires off punches! Fans cheer, Red Shoes reprimands both of them, and the two reset. Then they back off, Kanemaru tags Sho and Desperado tags Wato.

Wato and Sho rush in, but Sho avoids a boot to give a BOOT! Sho whips, Wato reverses, then Wato runs in, but is put on the apron. Wato jumps Sho’s sweep kick to ROCK Sho with a forearm, and springboards in. Sho dodges, comes back, but into a waistlock. Sho backs Wato down and Kanemaru pulls Wato’s hair! Wato elbows free, rushes Sho, but Sho waistlocks. Wato fights the suplex but Sho pushes forward. Desperado tags in as Wato bucks the O’Conner, and DespeWato runs Sho over with double shoulders! Fans fire up, Wato wants a handshake, and Desperado barely gives it. Desperado then gets Sho up to CLUB him on the neck.

Desperado stomps Sho, drags him up, but blocks the fingers to eyes! Desperado stomps Sho’s foot, whips, but Sho holds ropes to block. So Desperado stomps Sho’s leg! Desperado runs, but Kanemaru is in the way! Sho then TOSSES Desperado out, and Kanemaru POSTS him! Kanemaru then drags Desperado up and throws him into railing! And there’s the rest of the House! Fans boo as Evil, Yujiro and Dick help Kanemaru mug Desperado while Sho distracts Red Shoes. Kanemaru then drags Desperado up to throw him into a back wall! Fans boo but Kanemaru drags Desperado up and brings him back to the ring.

Kanemaru puts Desperado in, Sho stomps Desperado, and Kanemaru joins in. Red Shoes reprimands as they stomp Desperado, but they let off. Sho tags Kanemaru, Kanemaru stands Desperado up to whip him to ropes and DROPKICK! Kanemaru paces around Desperado, fans rally up, but Sho talks trash. Fans boo, but Kanemaru drags Desperado up. Desperado throws body shots but Kanemaru claws his eyes! Kanemaru puts Desperado in the corner, tags Sho, and they sit Desperado down. They both run in to DOUBLE BOOT! Sho drags Desperado to a cover, but Red shoes is busy with Wato! Sho is furious, and he BLASTS Wato off the apron!

Sho argues with Red Shoes but Red Shoes shrugs. Sho goes back to Desperado, kicks him around, but Desperado glares at Sho. Sho gives more kicks but Desperado stands to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Sho kicks low, TOSSES Desperado out, and Sho distracts Red Shoes while Dick attacks. Kanemaru pulls up floor mats and he DDTS Desperado to the floor! Fans boo but Kanemaru tags in. Kanemaru distracts Red Shoes so Sho and Evil can get some cheap shots in. Sho drags Desperado up and puts him in for Kanemaru. Cover, TWO! Kanemaru drags Desperado up as the fans rally, and Kanemaru CLUBS Desperado.

Kanemaru whips Desperado corner to corner hard, then runs in, but into a BOOT! Desperado runs, gets around Kanemaru, and back suplexes! Kanemaru lands on his feet, headlocks, but Desperado tries another back suplex. Kanemaru fights that, but Desperado tries again, to hit a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Desperado crawls, hot tag to Wato! Wato rallies on Kanemaru then whips. Wato DROPKICKS Kanemaru down! Sho runs in to kick, run, but into a scoop BACKBREAKER! Dick gets up but Wato BLASTS him! Evil & Yujiro get on the apron but Wato DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them down!

Wato then builds speed and he FLIES to take Evil & Yujiro down! The fans are thunderous as Wato goes to the corner. Wato aims as Kanemaru rises, SPRINGBOARD FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru hangs tough but fans fire up with Wato! Wato drags Kanemaru up, wrenches and clinches, but Kanemaru fights the lift! Wato knees low, whips Kanemaru but Kanemaru reverses to then dropkick Wato’s leg out! Kanemaru watches as Wato gets up, and then he dropkicks the leg out again! Kanemaru steps through to the FIGURE FOUR! Wato endures, Sho BLASTS Desperado off the apron and then plays defense.

Wato crawls for ropes, dragging Kanemaru along, but Sho distracts Red Shoes so Dick can CHOKE Wato with a shirt! Fans boo as Wato endures, and then Dick lets go for Kanemaru to drag Wato back! Fans boo, but Wato still fights around! Wato reaches out, to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Kanemaru lets go in frustration. Kanemaru drags Wato up, suplexes, but Wato slips free! But the leg jams! Kanemaru kicks and runs, but Wato reels him in! Kanemaru mule kicks the leg, then runs, but Wato blocks the boot! Wato spins Kanemaru for a ZIGZAG! Fans fire up while both men are down again!

Kanemaru and Wato crawl, hot tags to Sho and Desperado! Fans fire up as Desperado rallies on Sho! Desperado whips, Sho reverses but Desperado holds ropes to BOOT back! Then SPEAR- NO! Sho blocks, throws knees, and he ROCKS Desperado! Sho runs to LARIAT Desperado down! Fans rally up as Sho drags Desperado around, but Desperado fights the lift! Sho ROCKS Desperado, brings him back around but Desperado wrenches. Desperado whips, Sho reverses but Desperado reverses back to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO, but into STRETCH MUFFLER! Fans fire up while Sho endures and reaches out!

Desperado drags Sho away from ropes! He thrashes the leg, then gets the arm! NUMERO- NO, Sho claws Desperado’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho brings Desperado up by his mask. Red Shoes counts, Sho lets go, and reels Desperado in. But Desperado slips free, gut wrenches, but Sho fights! Even so, GUITARRA DEL ANGEL! Cover, TWO!! Sho survives but fans fire up! Desperado roars, and he brings Sho up to reel him in. Desperado underhooks, but Sho fights the lift! Sho bends the fingers! Red Shoes reprimands, Desperado kicks low and runs, but Red Shoes is a shield! Sho SPEARS Desperado down!

Fans rally up while both men are down, and Sho watches Desperado crawl. Sho flounders his way to a corner, then staggers over to Desperado. Sho stands Desperado up but Desperado fires forearms! Sho ROCKS Desperado but Desperado swings, into a JUMP KNEE! Sho drags Desperado up and in, gets him up, for a POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Desperado survives and the House is furious! Red Shoes defends his count, but Sho takes aim with his bow. Sho reels Desperado in, tucks the arms, SHOCK- NO, Desperado fights the lift! Desperado powers up to back drop Sho away! Fans fire up as both men are down again!

Kanemaru steps in to distract Red Shoes and Sho gets his Murder Tool! Fans boo as Sho takes aim, but Desperado dodges! Wato SPRINGBOARD FLYING UPPERCUTS! Kanemaru runs in but Desperado sends him to a corner! Wato UPPERCUTS, and feeds Kanemaru to Desperado’s SPINEBUSTER! Desperado sits Kanemaru up for Wato’s basement dropkick! Fans fire up for #DespeWato working as a team! Desperado then crawls, hot tag to Wato! Wato roars and fans are with him! Wato drags Sho up, wrenches, clinches, RECIENTE- NO, Sho fights it, and bends fingers! Sho swings, misses, Wato ROUNDHOUSES!

Fans fire up as Sho falls over, and Wato hauls him up! Wrench, clinch, RECIENTEMENTE!! Cover, TWO!!! Sho survives but Wato grits his teeth. Wato fires back up and he points to the sky! Wato drags Sho up, waistlocks, TSU- NO, Sho fights it! Evil reaches out for Sho, but Wato SHOVES Sho into him! TSUTENKAKU!!! Bridging cover, TWO?!? No one can believe it, especially not Wato, but Red Shoes points out Sho’s twitch of a shoulder was enough!! Wato is frustrated, but he just drags Sho back up and back in, RECIENTEMENTE MK II!!! Cover, but Kanemaru drags Red Shoes out!!! And now the House floods in!

Evil, Yujiro & Dick stomp away on Wato! Fans boo but Desperado rushes in! Desperado gets mugged 3v1, fans tell the House to go home! They don’t, they just dig boots into Wato, and Kanemaru CRACKS Desperado with the whiskey bottle! Wato fights back with forearms on everyone, but Yujiro LOW BLOWS! And EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Dick drags Sho onto the cover and the House gets Red Shoes back in! Kanemaru tells Red Shoes to count, he does, and the HOUSE WINS!

Winners: Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Wato & Desperado earn 0)

The deck was stacked, alright! The dysfunctional duo was finally functional, but it was too little too late! What happens to #DespeWato now?

As for the House of Torture, Kanemaru gets the mic to tell everyone, “Oi! Listen carefully.” Kanemaru holds the mic for Sho as Sho laughs and says, “I’ve said this a million times, but the people of Osaka are weak!” The fans boo, but Sho says now, they’re going to face a team in the finals that they’ve already beaten! Well, no, Catch 2/2 won that. But speaking of, here comes Catch 2/2! The House bails as TJP & Akira rush in! Fans rally up for “CATCH! NI NI!” TJP has the whiskey! Sho tells them that he said it yesterday, they got beat down because they’re useless and it’s their own fault! This is the most Catch 2/2 can do, cuz they’re losers! Just like Osakans!

The fans boo but Sho says all of Osaka is making such disgusting noises. And in just two days, Sho will make Catch 2/2 into true losers, just like Osaka! The House then heads out, but then Akira gets the mic! He tells the House in Italian and then in English, that this Saturday, Catch 2/2 ends this! Fans like the sound of that! TJP takes the mic to add, “Hey, House of Torture. You’re just one stepping stone to the War Dogs. And for both of you, remember: Catch 2/2 is NOT dead!” The fans cheer that! But can the Public Enemy & Nova Fireball burn the House down again? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master lie, cheat and steal those Tag League trophies?

 

Here are the FINAL Super Junior Tag League Standings!

Catch 2/2: 6-3, 12 points [FINALIST]
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 6-3, 12 points [FINALIST]
Master Wato & El Desperado: 6-3, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Bushi & Titan: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 4-5, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Yoh & Musashi: 4-5, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 2-7, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-7, 4 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

A great ninth and final round of the round robin, and I’m genuinely surprised at the results. Well, the finalists themselves, I should say. Taguchi & DKC VS Douki & Taka was good stuff for a match of eliminated teams, and good for Douki & Taka to win one more match in the end. Bushi & Titan losing here to be out of the running being just like last year seems a shame, but I guess LIJ can’t have all the things with Naito having won the G1, Hiromu still Junior Heavyweight Champion and Takagi now NEVER Openweight Champion again. TMDK getting that win off Connors & Drilla was awesome stuff, especially for how fast they did it. And while the tournament winners get their shot at WrestleKingdom, would love to see TMDK VS Connors & Drilla before then.

Catch 2/2 beating Jet Setters makes sense, the tournament story started being TJP & Akira getting the rematch for the titles. DespeWato losing was the real surprise, but I should’ve figured as much given the House of Torture cheats so darn much and no one thinks to take preventative measures. TJP & Akira VS Sho & Kanemaru again is going to be great stuff, but I’m leaning towards Catch 2/2 winning again to shut up the House and also set up an epic Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match for WrestleKingdom.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (12/23/24)

The Raw Before Christmas!

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The Hollywood A-Lister’s got his own nightmare before Christmas!

Christmas is just a few days away, but things aren’t merry and bright for Raw! The Miz must face his fears as he faces Dexter Lumis 1v1!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship Tournament Opening Round Triple Threat: Natalya VS Alba Fyre VS Iyo Sky; Iyo wins and advances to the next round.
  • Chad Gable w/ Team American Made VS Akira Tozawa w/ The Alpha Academy; Gable wins.
  • Dominik Mysterio VS Damian Priest; Damian Priest wins, by disqualification.
  • The Miz VS Dexter Lumis; Lumis wins, by disqualification.
  • Sami Zayn VS Drew McIntyre; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Drew McIntyre walks to gorilla.

The Scottish Terminator makes his way through the curtain and to the stage, and the fans have a mixed reaction as he goes to the ring. McIntyre grabs a mic, and he says, “After Hell in a Cell, I’ve never been so beat up in my entire life. 16 staples in my head, my back almost broken from landing on the steel steps. And I went home to Scotland. The reason I went home, and I haven’t really talked about it publicly, is because a very close family member passed away. Some people probably feeling sympathy right now. Some guys in the back are probably talking to each other, saying, ‘I didn’t know.’ Maybe if you cared enough, you would’ve asked.

“Over these past two months, guess how many people phoned me to check. Not how I was doing mentally but how i was doing physically after Hell in a Cell. ONE PERSON! These past 17 years, I’ve been led to believe we’re all a big happy family in the back. We’re brothers and sisters, we travel the world together, we spend more time with each other than with our actual families, but it’s all BS! My brother, John, in Scotland wouldn’t stab me in the back to take my spot, but people like Jimmy, Jey and Sami 100% would.” The fans boo that, then chant “YEET! YEET! YEET!” McIntyre says that proves his point.

After watching everything The Bloodline did, Jey says he is a changed man. He does a cute hand sign, he says a made up word, and the fans just forget about it and move on. That’s the other thing McIntyre realized: He has given and given and given all this time, and the fans turned on him for a guy who was gone for years and has told the WWE fans to go screw themselves! McIntyre was fighting for the fans, he thought they believed in him, so he believed in the fans! McIntyre bled out in the cell, and while he was gone, the fans instantly forgot him! The fans boo, that’s not true! But McIntyre says from now on, he gives no more for anybody!

McIntyre will take and take and he will tell the truth! The real villains are Roman Reigns and CM Punk! And if you choose to prop them up, as he already said, Jey, Jimmy & Sami, the things Roman did to you… Roman took a vacation, then simply snapped his fingers and they were by his side again! McIntyre suggests everyone who ever wronged McIntyre should sleep with one eye open. But wait, here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer and sing for Sami but Sami says hey, McIntyre is angry, he doesn’t have to believe Sami in place of believing everyone has ulterior motives. Sami doesn’t blame him.

But personally, man to man, Sami did not know what happened with McIntyre’s family. They figured he was recovering from one of the most vicious matches of all time. Sami thought that, all the guys ‘n’ girls in the back thought, and that’s all the fans thought. Believe that or not, fine, but Sami wants to level with McIntyre. Talk about 17 years, Sami has 22 years in this game. Sami’s been through what McIntyre’s been through. Sami’s had losses. Trust him. He has had losses he had to put on the side and go to work that week. The same sacrifices, from birthdays to weddings to funerals that he should’ve been at? Sami’s done it all.

Sami has put unnecessary stress on his wife, on his kid, and why? Because this is the life that they both chose! They are WWE SUPERSTARS! The fans cheer that! And as such, they are LUCKY to be WWE Superstars! And you thnik this is just your story or Sami’s story? Y’know who else has stories like this? Every single person sitting in the stands. Every single person at home! The kids who struggle at school, the adults who struggle at work, who struggle economically, physically, and they have their losses and sacrifices, but they still get up every day to do what they gotta do to soldier on, without pointing a finger at everyone else!

The fans fire up for that passion. Sami says McIntyre dares pointing a finger at the fans for forgetting him?! They didn’t forget, brother! They MADE McIntyre! And McIntyre still thinks the world revolves around him just because once upon a time, someone told him he was “The Chosen One.” But newsflash, just because you’re mad doesn’t make you special. And now McIntyre thinks everyone else is somehow tied to him? What Jimmy does has nothing to do with McIntyre. What Jey does has nothing to do with McIntyre! What SAMI does has nothing to do with McIntyre!

But McIntyre, if you want to still walk around all angry and pointing fingers at the fans, at Sami, at Jey, at Jimmy, at Punk, at Roman, and still be mad about The Bloodline, fine. No one is stopping McIntyre. But Sami has no problem being McIntyre’s problem and facing him in this ring right now! McIntyre says if Sami wants to know the truth… IT isn’t just anger. McIntyre’s anger comes from pain, and he doesn’t doubt what Sami just said. There was so much truth and passion, but it’s never the whole truth, is it? Sami has a way of spinning things. Because Sami can fly back home every week to his family. McIntyre is halfway across the world from his!

And no one here in Boston ever leaves Boston, they’re with their families 24/7! McIntyre doesn’t have that luxury! The fans boo that veiled insult, but McIntyre says he will remain calm and ask Sami why he wants this fight. They both know the result, we saw it time and time again, Sami has NEVER beaten McIntyre. So McIntyre suggests, given Sami isn’t 100%, and Sami’s wife and kid are here tonight… Sami should just walk back there, take their hands, and leave this arena. Of all those in the Bloodline, Sami is the least of McIntyre’s worries.

Sami says McIntyre is right about a couple things. When it comes to win-loss records, McIntyre has Sami’s number. And Sami is not 100%. Haven’t been since Saturday Night’s Main Event. And yes, the smart thing would be to just go home, celebrate and get healthy over the holidays. But Sami would so much rather do this. Sami fires hands! The fans fire up but McIntyre shoves Sami away. McIntyre swings, but gets caught! Sami lifts but McIntyre fights free, then GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT! McIntyre takes aim, but here comes JEY USO! The fans fire up as Jey runs down the ramp, slides in, and then dodges McIntyre to SUPERKICK!

The fans fire up as Jey & Sami DOUBLE LARIAT McIntyre up and outta the ring! The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” with Jey & Sami Uso! Will the Scottish Terminator’s mission be ended when Sami and/or Jey shut him down?

 

Adam Pearce is met by Pure Fusion Collective.

The Raw General Manager asks Sonya Deville what he can do for her and she says not much. She knows how stressful this job can be since she once had it. She’s just here to make things easier. And how’s that? Well, Kairi Sane is not cleared to compete, there is an opening in the tournament, and Sonya wants it. Oh, is that so? Y’know, Sonya, that is a terrible idea. They caused this scenario so he’s just gonna reward them? Are they outta their minds? And zip it! Plus, he already filled that vacancy with Iyo Sky. Happy Holidays! PFC is upset by that since Iyo just lost to Liv Morgan, but will there be nothing to stop the Evil Genius now?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship Tournament Opening Round Triple Threat: Natalya VS Alba Fyre VS Iyo Sky!

Just as Pearce said, PFC taking out the Pirate Princess will not mean they get away with murder! The Queen of Harts and the Fire Keeper must now figure out how to handle this change to the program. Will Iyo redeem herself for losing Saturday Night’s Main Event by moving on to the next round?

Raw returns and Alba makes her entrance, Isla Dawn seeing her to the ramp, and then Natalya makes her entrance. The bell rings and Alba kicks Natty then ELBOWS Iyo! Alba whips but Natty reverses and Alba tumbles out of the ring! Iyo rolls Natty, TWO! Iyo whips, Natty dodges in the corner and gets Iyo up! REBOUND SIT-DOWN, and then Natty steps on Iyo, only for Alba to trip Natty up! Alba brings Natty out to send into steel steps! But then Iyo DIVES onto Alba! The fans fire up with Iyo and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Natty brawls with Abla. Alba knees low, but Iyo CROSBODIES them both down! The fans fire up and Iyo SHOTEIS Alba! And SHOTEIS her again! And then DROPKICKS her down! Iyo brings Alba around, whips, but Alba reverses. Iyo goes up and out, then blocks a shot to ROCK Alba! The fans fire up, Iyo spirnboards, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Ihyo handsprings up and the fans fire up again! Iyo gets the fans going, but Alba wrenches and facelocks, TORNADO DDT! Alba gets Iyo up again to GOURD BUSTER her onto Natty! Alba then rearranges them into the drop zone!

Alba goes up, the fans are torn, but Alba grins as she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover on Iyo, TWO! Cover on Natty, TWO! But into a KOJI KLUTCH! Natty endures, flails, fights around, but Alba holds on tight! Natty pushes, stacks Alba, TWO!! Natty has the legs! Alba flails now, but Iyo runs up! Natty trips Iyo onto Alba, and she has them both! Natty turns them both over, DOUBLE SHARPSHOOTER!! Iyo and Alba both flail, both claw at the mat, and Alba gets the ROPEBREAK! No disqualifications so Natty can hold on! But now Iyo drags herself under the ropes, and there’s no room left, so Natty has to let go!

Natty rises up and she stalks Iyo to the apron. Natty drags Iyo up but Iyo HOTSHOTS Natty! Natty staggers, rebounds, but Iyo jumps the baseball slide! Natty hits Alba down, and then Iyo PENALTY KICKS Natty! Iyo fires up and springboards, ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit on both targets and the fans fire up! Iyo hurries to get Natty up and into the ring, then she drags Natty into the drop zone. Iyo climbs, but Alba CLUBS Iyo first! Alba snarls as she climbs up, but Iyo holds onto ropes! Natty CLUBS Alba and she adds on! SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX on Alba! But Iyo stays up top to go OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, Iyo wins!

Winner: Iyo Sky, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Genius of the Sky moves on, ready to fly against The Morrigan! Will Iyo be able to get past Lyra Valkyria and head for the title?

 

Jdugment Day sulks in the clubhouse.

Finn Balor tells JD McDonagh that he can’t believe this. This was supposed to be a Merry Christmas, Finn was supposed to be celebrating with two titles, and now he has none! Liv Morgan tells Raquel Rodriguez to tell Finn that the reason she suggested he stay away from Damian Priest is because she knew this would happen. Raquel starts to relay the message but Finn has JD tell Liv that she’s got her own problems to worry about and to stay off his back. But then Liv tells Raquel to tell Finn that the reason she’s “on his back” is because he lost the tag titles. JD, tell Liv that Christmas is-

Dominik speaks up to stop the arguing. Christmas IS around the corner, and now they’re not even talking to each other? Dom says he’s gonna go talk with Pearce and get a match with Priest! Dom’s gonna step up for this family. Oh, Dom thinks he’s better than Finn? No, it’s not even like that. Dom has a plan. He’ll talk with Pearce then fill everyone in later. Dom heads out, JD prays for one week of no drama while it’s Christmas. Will Dirty Dom make sure The Punisher pays for screwing Finn & JD over? Or will Priest be given the gift of sending Dom South of Heaven?

 

Sami and Jey regroup backstage.

Sami can’t believe Jey didn’t text or call about the comeback. Jey says, “My bad.” But Sami says it’s fine, he’s happy Jey is back. And thanks for having his back out there tonight and every night, Sami appreciates Jey. Jey thanks Sami for that, and says you know he had to come back for payback. Jey is gonna handle business! Actually, Sami was kinda hoping he could handle McIntyre. Sami talked a big game, he’s gotta back it up. But Sami, you’re not even 100% tonight. Sami knows, but he started something so he has to finish it. Jey says alright. He’s got next! They secret handshake and Jey wishes Sami luck. Will Sami finally get a win on McIntyre in a Christmas miracle?

 

Chad Gable w/ Team American Made VS Akira Tozawa w/ The Alpha Academy!

As “Master” Gable said last week, it was about time he settled things with his past. Will Gable prove to the world that he was always the reason the Alpha Academy was relevant? Or will he find out he can’t keep up with the Stamina Monster?

Raw returns and the #AlphaBabes make their entrance, showing off that new merch while they’re at it. The bell rings and the fans rally up. Tozawa and Gable tie up, Gable wrenches and talks trash right to Tozawa’s face! Gable CHOPS Tozawa down, stands him up, CHOPS him down again, repeat! Gable whips and CLOBBERS Tozawa, then raises the fist. The fans boo more but Gable talks smack on Otis. Gable drags Tozawa up, supelxes, but TOzawa slips free! Tozawa SOBATS< spins, slides under, and SPIN KCIKS! Gable goe sto a corner and Tozawa puts him up! But Gable gets Tozawa for a HANGING ARMBAR!

otis protests, the ref counts, and Gable lets off at 4. Gable says he dien’t break a rule, and Otis never learns. Gablde SLAPS Otis, slides into the ring, but Tozawa victory rolls! TWO, but Tozawa SUPERKICKS Gable down! Tozawa ris the shirt off, goes up top, and SUPER SENTRONS onto knees! Gable saves himself and hausl Tozawa up to GERMAN SUPELX! And theN GERMAN SUPLEX agian! Gable GERMAN SUPLEXES again! But he isn’t done, Gable spins Tozawa aorund, and POWERBOMBS him! ANKLE LOCK!! Tozawa flails but he’s so far from the ropes! Tozawa TAPS, Gable wins!

Winner: Chad Gable, by submission

But Gable won’t let go! Th efans boo, the ref reprimands, but Gable just drops into a GRAPEVINE! So Otis storms in and he drags Gable off the leg! Otis TOSSES Gable! The fans are thunderous, but Team American Made steps up to support Gable. Gable says Otis never learns! But Otis’ hips are moving! He’s shaking, quaking, and the fans fire up, but American Made backs off. Will Gable finally fight Otis and put this beef to rest?

 

The New Day talks backstage.

They still don’t understand how everyone here doesn’t see things their way. But then Dirty Dom walks over, clapping with “New! Day Rocks!” Finally, someone who understands! Dom says he never liked Big E, but uh, no, what they did was crazy. Well, whatever, Broke Ass Tom Selleck! Dom says Tom Selleck wishes! Dirty Dom heads for gorilla, ready to fight for the Judgment Day. But will Dom go from “Broke Ass Tom Selleck” to just broken?

 

Dominik Mysterio VS Damian Priest!

Judgment Day’s history has always been a rocky one, but it has never been rockier than right now. Betraying Rhea Ripley & Damian Priest probably has a lot to do with it, but will Dom be able to smooth things over by taking Damian down? Or will Priest finally beat some sense into #LatinoCheat?

The bell rings and Dom bails right out! Dom dares Priest to come get him, but Priest says Dom needs to get back in the ring. Priest will even give him a free shot! Dom storms up to the apron, steps in, and takes that swing, but Priest blocks it! Then Priest BELL CLAPS Dom, DECKS him, then DECKS him again! Dom staggers around, Priest picks him up to SLAM DUNK! Dom staggers back up, into a torture rack! Priest bends Dom with the Argentine Backbreaker! Priest then THROWS Dom down and the fans fire up. Priest paces around, powers up his arm, and Dom rises. The fans rally and Priest runs, but Dom ducks a lariat!

Dom kicks, CLUBS and KICKS again! SUPERKICK! Then DROPKCIK! Priest staggers but Dom hurries to stalk behind him. Priest sits up first and glares at Dom. Dom panics, but he DUMPS Priest out! Dom builds speed to DIVE, but into Priest’s hands! FLATLINER onto the desk! The fans fire up and Priest drags Dom up to then POST him! Dom falls in a heap, but Priest puts Dom in the ring. Priest then notices a very suspicious Santa Claus. Priest snatches the beard away, and tada! It’s JD! Priest TOSSES JD and the fans cheer! JD wants mercy but Priest SLIDES him across the desk! The fans fire up as Wade narrowly avoids getting hit!

Priest then has a Spider Sense moment, and he looks under the ring! Carlito spits out his apple in surprise! Priest drags Carlito up and TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! But then Finn attacks!

Winner: Damian Priest, by disqualification

Finn fires hands, but Priest blocks the desk bump! Priest body shots and SMACKS Finn off the desk! And again, and again! Priest puts Finn in the ring, Dom runs up, but Priest DECKS him! Priest fires more hands on Finn, but the Judgment Day regroups! They mug Priest 4v1 as usual, and JD even drops elbows! The fans boo but the Judgment Day stand Priest up. WAIT! Here comes the War Raiders! Erik & Ivar fire hands on Dom & Carlito, and Priest TOSSES JD! Finn realizes he’s alone, and Priest SUPERKICKS him down! Priest stomps a mudhole into Finn, the Raiders put Carlito and Dom in the ring!

Ivar KNEES Carlito, then feeds him to Erik’s KNEE! The fans cheer, JD gets up, but Priest LARIATS him inside-out! Dom is fed to the WAR MACHINE!! Finn staggers up, but Priest grabs him! And Finn goes SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! The Judgment Day just got further embarrassed, and that’s not even considering JD’s Santa costume. Will the War Raiders be some unlikely allies for Priest in this ongoing war with the Judgment Day?

 

Sit-down interview with Seth Rollins.

Jackie Redmond thanks The Visionary for taking this time to talk with her, and he says it is his pleasure. Jackie talked with CM Punk and heard what he had to say, what Punk believes, when it comes to Rollins’ hatred for Punk. And we have heard from Rollins, as well, but Jackie’s still just curious. What is the root cause, the driving force, of this disdain he clearly feels for CM Punk? Rollins says the thing is, he has tried to explain how he feels many times over the years, and it sort of… Well, he won’t say he’s talking into the wind, but Rollins just feels Punk has needed the WWE more than the WWE needed him.

And so that hypocrisy from Punk is what just eats at Rollins. It is hard for Rollins to let that go. Jackie mentions how Rollins has talked about getting rid of it by “cutting it out” and fighting through it, and how this fight with Punk has to happen as a catharsis. What does “cutting” Punk out look like? What should we expect from, not even so much a match, that doesn’t feel like the right word now. Rollins says it’ll be fight. That’s what we’re getting, no question. It is the biggest fight in their sport right now, and Rollins needs it now. After Survivor Series, seeing Punk hand-in-hand with Roman Reigns… Roman’s finger in the air, Punk doing the stupid Go To Sleep thing…

Rollins just wanted to throw the remote through his TV, he was so viscerally, internally destroyed. Rollins felt that was it, no more waiting. The world needs to see it. This is perfect. The Netflix debut, the world will be watching. But to answer the question, he doesn’t know what it’ll look like. You might see a side of Rollins that no one’s ever seen. No pun intended, it will be raw, visceral, violent. Rollins needs to exorcise this demon from his soul, he has to cut the cancer out of his brain, or he is going down. Then the only way to process the betrayal is to go through a fight, and we get that on January 6th, Raw in LA for Netflix.

Jackie thanks Rollins for the time and his honesty. Rollins says yeah, he can’t wait. Will Rollins truly #BurnItDown when it comes to fight CM Punk?

 

The Miz VS Dexter Lumis!

The Hollywood A-Lister has his own history with the man now turned buzzard, and things are only worse now that this is about the Final Testament and the Wyatt Sick6. Will Miz manage to bury the past once and for all? Or will he get no mercy from Lumis?

Raw returns as Miz waits. A message flashes, “I OPENED THE DOOR,” and then the lights go down. And from that mysterious door to the other side, out steps Lumis. He takes off the Mercy the Buzzard mask, then rushes the ring! Miz scrambles right out as Lumis slithers along the mat! The fans cheer Lumis on while Miz tentatively returns to the ring. The bell rings, Miz wants Lumis to hold on, but Lumis swings hands! Miz bobs ‘n’ weaves, then throws a punch! Lumis just glares at Miz! Miz runs away, Lumis gives chase, and they go around the outside, then back inside! Lumis drags Miz out of the ring to ROCK him!

Miz staggers, Lumis THROWS him into barriers! The fans cheer, Lumis ROCKS Miz again, and then Lumis SMACKS Miz off the apron! Lumis pushes Miz into the ring, Miz bails out, but Lumis goes out to the apron. CANNONBALL! The fans fire up and Lumis brings Miz up. Lumis CLUBS Miz, stalks him, then puts him in the ring. Miz again asks for mercy, but then he tries a cheap kick! Lumis blocks and UPPERCUTS! Lumis scoops, Miz slips free and Miz BOOTS Lumis! Miz runs, but into a THESZ PRESS! Lumis rains down fast hands, then runs to AX HANDLE! The fans fire up and Lumis brings Miz up.

Miz breaks free to throat chop! The ref reprimands but Miz runs, only for Lumis to catch him! URENAGE! Lumis storms around, then goes looks to the corner. Lumis climbs, but wait, the Authors of Pain are here! So Lumis CANNONBALLS onto them! The fans fire up but Kross attacks!

Winner: Dexter Lumis, by disqualification

The Final Testament beats Lumis up and puts him in the ring. Miz stands, confident now that he has reinforcements. Kross says they’ve got Lumis where they want him, but Lumis looks to the sky. Seems it’s the other way around! The lights go down, and when they come up, the rest of the Wyatts are here! They brawl with Final Testament and then send them running! Nikki wants uppies, and Erik Rowan pops her up to POWERBOMB her out onto The Final Testament! Nikki is all fired up as the Wyatts stand together! Will The Final Testament be the one buried and forgotten after all is said and done?

 

The War Raiders regroup backstage.

Erik & Ivar are fired up after getting the better of Judgment Day, and then Priest walks in. He says what’s up, and they give him some pushes and shoves of excitement. Priest says okay, okay, settle down. But that was good, and he appreciates the save. Ivar says hey, they’ve all known each other a long time. And while they haven’t always seen eye to eye, there has always been honor here. They may not be friends, but Priest had their backs in a big way last week and they don’t forget that. They owed him, they got him. Priest respects that. If the War Raiders are at war with the Judgment Day, then he’ll go to war with them.

They all fist bump, and Erik & Ivar say they like the sound of that. Could these three finally tear down Judgment Day once and for all?

 

 

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Mitchell’s NJPW Road to Tokyo Dome Results & Report! (12/22/24)

Empire VS Emperor!

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NJPW Road to Tokyo Dome

The Road to the Tokyo Dome goes through KOPW!

As 2024 nears an end, Great-O-Khan defends the KOPW Championship one more time, against a former KOPW Champion in Taichi! Who will be THE 2024 King of Pro-Wrestling?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kickoff – Chase Your Dream Match: Shoma Kato VS Hiromu Takahashi; Hiromu wins.
  • Boltin Oleg VS Satoshi Kojima; Boltin wins.
  • Triple Threat Tag: Jeff Cobb & Jakob Austin Young VS Ryohei Oiwa & Hartley Jackson VS Ren Narita & Yujiro Takahashi; Narita & Yujiro win.
  • DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS El Desperado & Master Wato; Desperado & Wato win.
  • Fatal 4 Way: Kevin Knight VS Robbie Eagles VS Francesco Akira VS “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Eagles wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs; LIJ wins.
  • Shota Umino & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita; ZSJ & Fujita win.
  • KOPW Championship Three Stages of Hell: Great-O-Khan VS Taichi; Khan wins and is the definitive 2024 KOPW Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

After the Triple Threat Tag…

The House of Torture of course cheated to win, but they wouldn’t leave it at that! They waited until the United Empire and TMDK argued with each other to then attack them all! Yujiro Takahashi CLUBS Oiwa down while Narita shoves Cobb into big Hartley Jackson! And then Narita JAMS Cobb with the pushup bar! The fans boo but Narita JAMS Oiwa up, too! The Souled Out Son of Strong Style is so proud of himself as he holds up his NJPW World TV Championship, but wait. Christmas music starts playing? The fans clap along as surprise! Santa and his reindeer are here! Well, one reindeer. But shouldn’t the House of Torture be on the naughty list?

Santa Claus walks over, and he gets the mic. He sounds familiar as he tells, “Narita-san… You have a Christmas present waiting. Would you like it now?” Narita asks what the heck is going on. Santa steps into the ring and offers Narita the little tiny bag. Narita snatches the bag, then he and Yujiro look at it. The fans asks, “Nani nani? <What is it?>” Narita tells them to shut up. Narita gets the bag open and pulls out… Blue sunglasses! With LED lights! The fans cheer as the lights go down! “E! L! P!” EL PHANTASMO IS HERE! The Headbanga has been battling cancer, but he’s here in Korakuen Hall!

Narita is furious but ELP slides right into the ring! Narita & Yujiro run away, but the fans cheer ELP on as he stands side-by-side with Jado Claus. ELP gets the mic now, and the fans cheer him on. ELP takes a moment before saying, in Japanese, “Cancer. Cancer… I’ve beaten cancer! And I love Korakuen!” But ELP asks Jado-san how to say a certain something in Japanese. He whispers it, but then Narita & Yujiro attack! The fans boo these cowards, but then Narita says Merry Christmas! But ELP BOOTS him, ELBOWS Yujiro, then dodges Narita to SUDDEN DEATH! Jado Claus DECKS the Tokyo Pimp!

ELP again asks Jado, and Jado says on behalf of ELP, that ELP is going to wrestle tomorrow night! And… Then he’ll be at the Tokyo Dome! ELP grabs the NJPW World TV Championship! ELP looks it over, and looks to the crowd, and then to Jado, but then Jeff Cobb and Ryohei Oiwa get in the ring. Cobb asks if ELP’s good. ELP is good. Are they good? Then let’s turn it up a notch! FATAL 4 WAY for the TV Championship! Narita snatches his belt, gets out of the ring, and tells everyone to shut up! The odds just got stacked against the House of Torture, will the New Year have a NEW NJPW World TV Champion one way or another?

 

Shota Umino & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita!

Ahead of battling for THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, The Roughneck and The Front Man bring some back up! The Ace is also preparing to fight Evil, will he and Shota bring a Once in a Century Paradigm Shift? Or will ZSJ and the Japanese Young Punk prove The Mighty Don’t Kneel?

The teams sort out and Shota starts against ZSJ. The fans cheer this WrestleKingdom preview, and Korakuen duels between “SHOTA! SHOTA!” and “ZAKU! ZAKU!” ZSJ and Shota feel things out, then knuckle lock. ZSJ clinches but Shota fights back with his own clinch. ZSJ slips around to chinbar but Shota wrenches to a wristlock. ZSJ rolls, tries another chinbar but Shota cranks the wristlock. ZSJ bridges, spins, slips around and wrangles Shota! Shota kips up to WRING the arm, but ZSJ UP KICKS! The fans cheer as the two reset. Shota and ZSJ circle, feel things out, and knuckle lock. ZSJ then stands on Shota’s hand!

ZSJ has another hand and twists the wrist! Then he has both arms for a motorcycle stretch but Shota fights up. Shota turns things around, and he fights ZSJ as ZSJ tries to turn them back. ZSJ keeps trying, and he pushes through, but Shota spins things right back around! The fans cheer while Shota digs a foot into ZSJ’s back. ZSJ flips, kips up, spins things around, but Shota spins them back! The fans cheer, and Shota spins ZSJ. ZSJ dodges the lariat, Shota blocks a kick, but ZSJ ducks the enzigiri! Shota avoids the Penalty Kick and arm-drags ZSJ, but ZSJ headscissors! Shota kips free, avoids a leg pick, and the fans cheer!

Shota dares ZSJ to go for the leg but the two reset again. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and each man breaks free of one. They back off, and Shota tags in Tanahashi. The fans cheer, ZSJ tags in Fujita, and Korakuen strongly supports President Ace. Tanahashi and Fujita circle, tie up, and Tanahashi powers Fujita back. The ref counts, Tanahashi lets off slowly, but then Fujita turns things around! Tanahashi turns things around, and repeat! The ref counts, Fujita lets off slowly, but then both men block a kick! They argue over who lets go first, and eventually agree for a mutual break. They set the feet down, but then Fujita holds on!

Fujita CHOPS Tanahashi, then whips. Tanahashi reverses but Fujita ducks ‘n’ dodges to GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up and Fujita aims from a corner. Fujita runs corner to corner but Tanahashi BOOTS him! Shota CLOBBERS Fujita, then eggs ZSJ on! ZSJ runs up, Shota blocks a kick and he sends ZSJ into Tanahashi’s ELBOW! Shota CLOBBERS ZSJ and the fans fire up. Shota pursues ZSJ to the outside and CLUBS him down! Shota clamps onto ZSJ with a chinlock but the ref reprimands. Tanahashi CHOPS Fujita, but Fujita CHOPS Tanahashi! The fans fire up as Fujita storms back up, but he blocks a boot!

Fujita DRAGON SCREWS Tanahashi’s leg! Fujita kips up, ZSJ sends Shota into railing, and Fujita stomps Tanahashi. The fans rally and Fujita brings Tanahashi up to CHOP! Fujita eggs Tanahashi on, CHOPS him again, then CHOPS again! Tanahashi flounders and ZSJ tags in. ZSJ drags Tanahashi up to UPPERCUT! Tanahashi ends up in the TMDK corner, ZSJ UPPERCUTS him again! ZSJ says, “Mada mada!” and he UPPERCUTS again! Tanahashi falls, ZSJ tags in Fujita, and Fujita brings Tanahashi up. Fujita CHOPS again, and then CHOPS again! Tanahashi is stinging and using the ropes for defense while the fans rally up.

Tanahashi storms up but Fujita CHOPS! Tanahashi CHOPS, Fujita CHOPS! Tanahashi falls and Fujita BLASTS Shota! Tag to ZSJ and he grabs a leg. Fujita also grabs one, they drag Tanahashi to center, and then they both go after arms. Then they shift, ZSJ has an arm while Fujita has a leg! Then they both have legs again! Then ZSJ has a leg and Fujita has an arm! Then back to the arms! They both isolate the arms for DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans cheer, the ref reprimands and ZSJ “apologizes” with a bow. ZSJ stands on one of Tanahashi’s legs to then twist the other! Tanahashi endures, even as ZSJ TWEAKS the ankle!

ZSJ twists the foot the other way, flips Tanahashi over, and shifts around to have a headscissor and armlock! Shota stomps ZSJ but Fujita goes after Shota! Fujita TOSSES Shota, ZSJ tags Fujita back in. Fujita stomps Tanahashi, KICKS him in the back, but Tanahashi gets mad! Fujita KICKS Tanahashi but Tanahashi fires up! Fujita KICKS and CHOPS, but Tanahashi fires forearm after forearm! Fujita CHOPS again! Tanahashi grits his teeth but Fujita CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! SHOTEI! Fujita falls but so does Tanahashi! The fans rally up while both men crawl, hot tag to Shota! Shota rallies on Fujita with big forearms and elbows!

Shota whips, Fujita reverses, but Shota dropkicks the legs out! ZSJ runs up and RAMS Shota! Then ZSJ runs, but into Shota’s DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Shota goes to Fujita. Shota whips corner to corner, runs up, and UPPERCUTS! Shota reels Fujita in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Shota doesn’t mind. Shota clinches but Fujita fights the suplex with elbows. Shota runs up, but Fujita wrenches, waistlocks, but Shota ELBOWS free! Shota whips, Fujita reverses and DROPKICKS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Fujita crawls, hot tag to ZSJ!

ZSJ runs up to BOOT Shota! Shota stays up so ZSJ runs to BOOT him again! And BOOT him again! Shota roars and ROCKS ZSJ! Shota runs to ROCK ZSJ again! ZSJ UPPERCUTS, Shota eggs him on, repeat! Shota UPPERCUTS and ZSJ roars! ZSJ UPPER- NO, Shota hooks the arm, but ZSJ wrenches out of the backslide to PELE the arm! Then ZSJ basement DROPKICKS Shota! The fans fire up while Shota clutches a leg and an arm. ZSJ kicks him around, scuffs him and taunts him. The fans rally, the ref checks Shota, but Shota is okay to continue. ZSJ stands Shota up to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT!

Shota clinches to EXPLODER! Both men are down and the fans rally again! Shota crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! Fujita runs up, but Tanahashi blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Payback for earlier! Tanahashi runs up at ZSJ in a corner, blocks a boot, and DRAGON SCREWS! Tanahashi put some stank on that one! Then he goes up the corner for a SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! ZSJ stays in this but the fans continue to rally! “GO ACE! GO ACE!” echoes out as Tanahashi runs, but ZSJ catches him into a COBRA TWIST! Tanahashi endures, then throws elbows into ZSJ’s leg. Tanahashi gets free to DRAGON SCREW again!

ZSJ writhes, Tanahashi ties the legs up, but ZSJ kicks at him! Tanahashi blocks a kick to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And now, TEXAS CLOVER- NO, ZSJ fights the turnover and reels Tanahashi into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Tanahashi endures and the fans rally up, but Shota gets in! Shota stomps away on ZSJ, but then Fujita MISSILE DROPKICKS Shota! Fujita brings Tanahashi up but Tanahashi SHOTEIS him down! ZSJ is after Tanahashi but he avoids the shotei! ZSJ SLAPS Tanahashi, then PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi survives but ZSJ gives him a NECK TWIST! The fans fire up as ZSJ stand Tanahashi up.

ZSJ scoops but Tanahashi fights that, to a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up but Tanahashi isn’t done! TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi stands ZSJ up again, but ZSJ scoops to ZACK DRIVER!! Cover, ZSJ & Fujita win!

Winners: Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall

Shota can’t believe The Ace fell, but this is why ZSJ is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! Will ZSJ do this all to Shota when they’re 1v1 in the Tokyo Dome? Or will Shota prove he’s mightier than The Mighty?

 

KOPW Championship Three Stages of Hell: Great-O-Khan VS Taichi!

The Dominator has, well, dominated as KOPW Champion for a long stretch of 2024, but the Holy Emperor did close out 2023 with this title. Granted, Taichi says that win, lose or draw, this is his final KOPW Championship match. As such, tonight’s stipulation is a sort of “Best Of” compilation as we go Best 2 Out of 3. Part one: a no ropes Sumo Rules match! Part two: Yoshinobu Kanemaru as special guest referee? Well, he would be a neutral party… And part three, if needed, will be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! Will Taichi “retire” from this truly freestyle division standing tall? Or will Khan truly conquer KOPW for the United Empire?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but Taichi also brings back the trophy for the occasion, and it’s time to end the year in style!

Sumo Rules!

Both men finish preparations with weight belts and some stretching. They square up, the ref says go and they RAM into each other! The fans rally as both men go for those weight belts to use as leverage. They go around, get very close to the ring edge, but then Khan moves things away. Khan THROWS Taichi, but Taichi stays on the ring so the sumo match continues. They reset and go again! Taichi pushes Khan back with both hands, but Khan digs in his heels! They clinch, go around, and Taichi goes for the edge! Khan pulls on Taichi’s leg to get around, but Taichi uses that to steer Khan to another edge! But Khan hits a fireman’s carry takeover!

Khan drags Taichi up but Taichi fights off the throw! They clinch and fight for control again. They each try to lift with the belt! Khan has Taichi near the edge, but then Taichi has Khan near the edge! Khan is teetering and the fans fire up! Taichi THROWS Khan to the floor, Taichi wins the fall!

Khan: 0; Taichi: 1

Special Guest Referee!

The fans are thunderous as Taichi takes the Sumo Rules fall, but now we go to a much more complicated situation. The ropes have to be put back up, sure, but now the Heel Master of all people is going to be the referee! The time it takes to set up the ropes is a reprieve for both sides, especially Khan as he has to catch his breath and refocus. Once the ropes are up, both men wait in the ring. All that is left is the buckle pads, and of course, Kanemaru himself. Kanemaru gets a proper introduction and entrance before he goes to the ring, and wow, he’s even wearing an official NJPW referee shirt with the lion mark on it.

Referee Kanemaru does his check and he even tells Taka Michinoku to watch himself. Kanemaru does a far less thorough check of Khan than Taichi! Did the Empire pay Kanemaru off?! Kanemaru has Taichi cool off, then whispers something to Khan! The bell rings, the fans rally for Khan, and Khan circles with Taichi. They tie up, Taichi powers Khan to ropes, and Kanemaru calls for a ropebreak. Then he has a fast count! Taichi lets off before 4 and argues with Kanemaru! Kanemaru says that’s his count, deal with it. Khan and Taichi reset, tie up, and Khan puts Taichi on ropes. Kanemaru pays more attention to Taka than Taichi!

The fans can’t help but laugh as Kanemaru finally does count, and now it’s really slow! Taichi protests, but Khan pulls Taichi’s arms. Then he CHOPS Taichi and stops at “3!” Khan then goes after Taichi, wrenches and wristlocks, and Kanemaru is asking if Taichi gives up!? Taichi tells him to shut up, but Khan kicks and CLUBS Taichi. Khan whips, Taichi BOOTS Khan down, then covers! Kanemaru strolls over to count! And it’s so slow! “TWO” and the fans cheer. Taichi is upset, but Khan rolls Taichi up! SO FAST!! TWO!! Taichi is getting pissed but Kanemaru backs away. Taichi stomps Khan, and Kanemaru’s untying a buckle pad?!

Taichi stomps Khan around, Khan leaves the pad there loosely, and Taichi whips. Khan reverses, and SURPRISE! bare buckles! Taka protests but Kanemaru SMACKS him with the pad! Khan plays dumb, and then he stands on Taichi’s lower back. Taichi has the ropes, but Kanemaru kicks the arm away! Khan has Taichi’s other arm, Taichi keeps grabbing for ropes but Kanemaru keeps kicking the hand away! Khan drags Taichi up, brings him around, and ROCKS him in the back! Taichi goes to a corner, Khan Mongolian Chops him on the back! And Mongolian Chops again! And Mongolian Chops again! Kanemaru doesn’t bother counting at all!

Taka protests, Kanemaru warns him, but then Khan hops up to sit on his throne! The fans cheer while Taichi endures, and only now does Kanemaru count! Khan asks hold on, hold on, so Kanemaru stops counting! Khan hops down, and then he puts Kanemaru up on the throne! Khan gets the fans to join in on the “Ohh…! HMPH!” Kanemaru isn’t into it so he hops down. Khan apologizes to Kanemaru, then he kicks Taichi around. Taichi gets up to fire hands! Khan kicks low, whips, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down. Taichi stands, and he drags Khan up into SEITEI JUJIHOU!

Kanemaru might be stuck, he can’t ignore Khan tapping. But then Kanemaru drags Khan over to the ropes! Taichi is frustrated with Kanemaru but Kanemaru says that’s a ropebreak. Taichi storms up on Kanemaru, but then Khan waistlocks! Ripcord and SAYANAGI! Both men are down again and the fans rally up! Taichi goes to a corner, Khan runs in, but Taichi dodges! GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up and Taichi snarls. Taichi TAKES OFF THE PANTS! The pants were a bit stubborn, but still. But then Kanemaru “checks” Khan just to stay between him and Taichi! Taichi says move or else! Kanemaru says he’s the ref!

Kanemaru kicks Taichi, CLAWS Taichi’s eyes, then traps his arms! Khan gets up to IRON RIGHT!! Kanemaru “scolds” Khan, then “checks” Taichi. Khan rests in a corner and Kanemaru drags Taichi up for him. Taichi CHOKES Kanemaru! Kanemaru kicks low! Kanemaru whips Taichi into a corner, ELBOWS him, then Khan LARIATS! Khan snapmares and covers, Kanemaru wants more first! Khan sits Taichi up for a BASEMENT DROPKICK! Now cover, TWO!! Taichi survives so Kanemaru hurries to get his whiskey! Khan takes a swig, and Kanemaru sets Taichi up! WHISKEY MIST into Kanemaru! Taichi hits the GEDO CLUTCH, but Kanemaru really can’t count now!

Taichi lets off of Khan since there was no count to be had. Taichi drags Kanemaru up, but Khan WHISKEY BOTTLE SHOTS Taichi! IRON CLAW!! Kanemaru calls for the bell? He just hands the win to Khan without counting, so now we’re all tied up!

Khan: 1; Taichi: 1

Kanemaru has fulfilled the contract, Khan gives him the envelope of money. Khan even makes sure we all see how many thousands that is! Kanemaru heads out, is he going to party hard for the holidays? But that aside, it is time for the final fall!

Last Man Standing!

Taichi gets the mic first, and tells Khan that if that’s how Khan wants to do it, then Taichi will get down and dirty with Khan! No lumberjacks, no special guests, just the straight up ten count, and it can happen anywhere in Korakuen Hall! Khan says bet! The announcement is made for the official rule change, and now we have the final fall! Khan rushes Taichi on the outside, then whips him into railing! And we’re already going into the crowd! Khan throws Taicihi at English commentary, but big Hartley is a solid wall for Chris. Khan then drags Taichi up into the bleachers, and the fans clear out of the way!

Khan CHOKES Taichi with a chair, then lets off to clear chairs out of the way. The Young Lions try to help but Khan gets mad at them and pushes them aside. Khan drags Taichi up, knees him low, and then reels him in! But Taichi fights the sayanagi! Taichi SHOVES Khan, Khan falls to the floor but gets up, only for Taichi to CROSSBODY! Down goes Khan and Red Shoes hurries over. Both men are down but Taichi sits up. The count starts and Khan is still down at 5 of 10! Khan hurries to get up, and Taichi stomps him down! Taichi drags Khan back up into the bleachers, but we go the other way.

Taicih KICKS Khan down, Young Lions keep the fans back again, and Taichi drags Khan along. They keep moving through the crowd, and Taichi shoves Khan into chairs! Khan sputters but Taichi drags him up again. Taichi KNEES Khan, then drags him up. They go back down to floor level, and then Taichi aims at chairs! Taichi whips but Khan reverses and he BOWLS Taichi into chairs! Not quite a strike but he got a good number of those chairs! Khan pops the railing loose from the special corner piece, and he brings that corner piece over! Khan SMACKS Taichi with the steel! Taichi staggers away but he sits in a chair.

Khan starts folding chairs to stack them on the floor. Khan then uses one chair as a leash to drag Taichi over! Khan CLUBS Taichi, adds that one chair to the pile, and then snap suplexes Taichi onto the chairs! Taichi writhes but Khan rises up. Khan roars and the fans fire up! The count begins again but Taichi slowly sits up at 4. Taichi rises up, and he stands at 8! Khan brings Taichi around in a headlock, and they go to the orange bleachers! Khan uses the gate to smother Taichi, then they go up to the higher level! The fans fire up but then fans have to move! Khan KNEES and CLUBS Taichi, then whips Taichi at the exit door!

Taichi tumbles into the hallway! Khan drags Taichi back into the arena and uses the HITSUJIGOROSHI against the chairs! Taichi endures as Khan chokes him, then Khan lets him go! Red Shoes checks on Taichi, Taka coaches him, but the count begins. Khan sits in a chair to relax while he waits. Taichi sits up at 7, and stands at 9! Khan storms up on Taichi to CLUB him on the back! Khan headlocks Taichi, brings him to the other section, and he gets up close to the fans for photo ops. Khan then whips, but Taichi reverses, and Khan is sent into the wall! Taichi leaves Khan behind while the count begins again.

Khan sits up so Taichi KICKS him back down! Taichi drags Khan up, KICKS him again, and Khan falls to his knees. Taichi drags Khan up by his ponytail, and he goes close to the stairs that lead to the back! Khan fights the suplex, and for his life, but then he turns things around! Taichi fights the suplex, throws hands, and then DDTS Khan to the floor! Red Shoes checks both men, then starts the count. Taichi shakes out his arms and sits up at 4. Taichi stands at 6 but Khan is still down at 8! Khan drags himself up at 9! Taichi CLUBS Khan down, then brings him back up. Taichi brings Khan back to ground level, then snapmares him hard for a KICK!

Khan is in agony but Taichi drags him back up. But Khan RAMS Taichi into the railing! Taichi sputters while also sitting in a chair. Khan staggers away to ringside, and he goes looking under the ring. Khan brings out a trolly cart? Khan JAMS Taichi up using his own mic stand, then leaves him behind. Khan brings out a TABLE! Fans rally up as Khan puts the table on the trolly, then he staggers over to Taichi. Khan CLUBS Taichi down, then SHOVES him onto the table trolly combo. Khan has fans clear out, and then he SNOW PLOWS the chairs with Taichi on the cart!! The fans fire up as Khan stands over Taichi.

Khan drags Taichi up, and he brings the table along, too. Khan kicks chairs out of the way as he returns to the upper deck! Khan SMACKS Taichi off the edge, then he clears out space. Khan sets the table up, then he goes up to fetch Taichi. Khan JAMS Taichi up with a chair, then SMACKS him! Taichi writhes, fans rally, and Khan drags Taichi up. Khan vows to end this! IRON CLAW, and ELIMI- NO! Taichi fights Khan off! Taichi stumbles away through the crowd, but then grabs himself a chair. Taichi runs up to JAM Khan right in the face! Taichi then steals Khan’s idea to choke grip and CHOKE SLAM down through the table!!!

Khan writhes and the fans go nuts! Taichi hobbles around while Red Shoes counts Khan. Khan is still down at 5! Still down at 7! 9! KHAN GRABS RED SHOES’S HAND!! Khan survives, and though he has a couple bloody cuts on his back, he crawls his way to the ring. Taichi eggs Khan on and the fans are thunderous! Khan drags himself into the ring, Taichi runs, AX BOMBER!! The fans fire up and the count returns! Khan is still down at 5, stirs at 6, sits up at 7, and he rises at 8! So Taichi just runs up to AX BOMBER!! Khan drops to his knees, flops over, but he’s already pushing himself back up! Taichi runs again, AX BOMBER!!

Khan staggers around but he stays on his feet! Taichi says fine, AX- SAYANAGI!! Khan turns things around, and he AX BOMBERS in return!! Both men are down and the fans rally as hard as they can! The count is on both men, and Khan crawls for ropes at 5! Taichi slowly sits up at 6, and both men go to corners at 7! Red Shoes waits on them to rise up, and then Taichi fires up! Taichi runs up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither man falls, so Taichi BOOTS! Khan BOOTS back! Taichi URAKENS! Khan MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Taichi SOBATS! Khan BODY BLOWS! Both men drop to knees, but they also grab at each other.

The fans rally as Khan and Taichi slowly rise. They are forehead to forehead, and then Taichi AX BOMBERS! Khan drops to his knees, Taichi BUZZSAWS, but Khan blocks it! Khan ROCKS Taichi with a right! And then Khan reels Taichi in, but Taichi Alabama Lifts! BLACK- NO, Khan fights into a GUILLOTINE! Taichi is stuck in the body scissors!! Taichi flails, even taps out, but that’s not how Last Man Standing works! Khan squeezes tighter and tighter, Taichi fades, and Red Shoes checks! Khan lets Taichi go and the count begins! Khan rises at 6, and Taichi is somehow up at 9!! So Khan clamps on an IRON CLAW!

Khan lifts Taichi, but Taichi slips free! Taichi shoves Khan and ROCKS him! DANGEROUS SAIDO!! But Khan is staggering to his feet?! Khan goes to a corner, flounders along ropes, but he isn’t down yet! The fans rally hard while both men fight to their feet! SUPERMAN PUNCH from Khan! PELE from Taichi! Both men are down again! Red Shoes starts the count on them both, and the fans rally even harder! Taichi is up at 7! Khan grabs Red Shoes at 9 again!! Taichi roars, Korakuen is with him, and he powers up! TENSHI JUJI- NO!! Khan blocks, and he hooks Taichi! Taichi CLUBS away on Khan, but Khan still lifts! ULTIMATE ELIMINATOR!!

Both men are down again and the fans rally as hard as they can! The count is on both men, and they’re both down at 5! At 7! 9! Khan pushes up, but he FLOPS back down!! DOUBLE TEN! IT’S A DRAW!! What does that mean for the belt!? Red Shoes goes out to talk with Abe-san, and then the announcement is made. In the end, with it being 1-1-1, a true draw, it all goes to KHAN!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (DEFINITIVE 2024 KOPW Champion)

Khan flips Taichi off, one last insult added on top. Khan is given the belt back, but Taichi grabs his trophy. Taichi  steps up to Khan, and gives him the trophy, saying it is rightfully his now. Taichi shows Khan that respect, and Khan returns it with a handshake. Khan “retires” Taichi from KOPW, what will the Holy Emperor look to do in 2025?

As for Khan, he grabs the mic, and he asks Taichi to wait a moment. “You served this title for three years. We will honor your glory!” The fans applaud that, and Khan asks the previous champion to come closer. No, closer. The fans cheer Taichi on as he steps closer to ringside. Khan says Taichi served this title well, so here is his reward. Khan is giving the trophy back? Taichi says no, he gave that to Khan out of respect. Khan says to Taichi and to everyone to listen well. “We are the last KOPW Champion!” Everyone is a bit surprised to hear that.

Khan says, “As an alternative, on January 4th in the Tokyo Dome… as THE last KOPW Champion, We demand that the January 4th match determine the next IWGP World Heavyweight Championship challenger!” The fans are really intrigued by that idea! Khan throws down the belt, and Chris makes sure English speakers understand what Khan is suggesting. The New Japan Ranbo determining a #1 contender? Khan says that these are the words of the final KOPW Champion, The Great-O-Khan! “HAIL US, PEASANTS!” A New Year, a new era? Will Khan’s revolution bring glory to the United Empire?


My Thoughts:

A very good night for Road to Tokyo Dome, though I did skip a lot just because I didn’t have a lot of time today. But luckily I was skimming through, or I would’ve missed ELP’s great return. Congratulations on him beating cancer, and I like that they’re adding him to the NJPW World Television Championship match. It makes sense given ELP’s beef with the House of Torture, and honestly, why not just have ELP win? Not even so much for getting over cancer (though kind of that, too) but because fans love ELP and it’d help him solidify his singles run with Hikuleo long gone for WWE.

Really good stuff in the other tune-up matches, such as #DespeWado winning and the chaotic end to the Fatal 4 Way. Eagles won to help him and Fujita have momentum, but there is still more to the Road to Tokyo Dome first. Honestly that tag Fatal 4 could really go any which way they want so I’m not sure how the go-home math would even work. And Gedo of course took the loss against LIJ. Yota Tsuji is aiming for David Finlay and the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship, but who knows how things go before we get to WrestleKingdom.

Very good tag match from Shota & Tanahashi VS ZSJ & Fujita, and it was technically a surprise for Tanahashi to take the loss. This works on many levels, as Tanahashi should be figuratively on the ropes going into his match with Evil, and this gives Fujita equal momentum alongside Eagles. And then great main event, Khan and Taichi really went the distance with this one. And it all makes sense after Khan reveals this is the end of the KOPW Division. Khan wants to make the New Japan Ranbo to basically be the Royal Rumble and that is pretty cool. I think they could keep the belt to represent that contender’s status the same as the G1 Climax having a briefcase, because that KOPW belt actually looks pretty nice.

My Score: 8.8/10

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