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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (1/30/24)

Bracket of Wisdom!

Published

1 year ago

January 30, 2024

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 52

The Bracket of Power gave the Fifth Annual HPW Triforce Tournament a strong start, and now we move on to the Bracket of Wisdom!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Bracket of Wisdom: Aveil VS Volga; Aveil wins and advances.
Bracket of Wisdom: Donny B. Kool VS Master Kohga; Donny wins and advances.
Bracket of Wisdom: Iron Knuckle VS Zant; Knuckle wins and advances.
Bracket of Wisdom: Ashei VS Zelda; Zelda wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

The Bracket of Power was truly a strong start to this year’s tournament, but now the Bracket of Wisdom carries that momentum forward! And while there are incredible returns to action tonight, Zelda’s return to the Bracket of Wisdom is the one to watch! Will the Princess of Hyrule make it back to the top? Or will Ashei freeze her out right from the start? Meanwhile, another of the Gerudo Sisterhood looks to move on ahead! Will the Desert Flower bloom in all this heat? The Triforce Tournament in Goron City, night two, starts now!

Bracket of Wisdom: Aveil VS Volga!

Buliara and Tali opened night one and really set the bar for the entire tournament. Aveil looks to raise that bar, will she join the Dame of the Dunes in the next round? Or will the Dark Forces’ warrior of fire be the one to turn up the heat?

The bell rings and the fans rally up behind “Aveil~ Aveil Aveil Aveil~! Aveil~, Aveil~!” Aveil and Volga circle, feel things out, then tie up. Volga wrenches and wristlocks, but Aveil rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back. Volga reaches for ropes but Aveil twists the wrist to keep him away. Volga fights the wristlock, but Aveil pushes the wristlock harder. Aveil uses her forehead for even more pressure, but Volga wrenches, slips through, wrenches and then grinds the shoulder. The fans rally more, Aveil rolls, trips Volga, then drops onto him for a headlock. Volga rolls Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Aveil holds onto the headlock.

Fans cheer this ongoing technical exchange as Aveil grinds the headlock. Volga fights up, hooks a leg and trips Aveil as he pops out of the headlock! Volga goes to waistlock but Aveil slips out the back and trips Volga! Aveil waistlocks and deadlifts Volga! Fans fire up but Volga flails and throws elbows to fight the suplex. Volga gets free, swings, but Aveil ducks under to trip him again. Jackknife bridge, TWO as Volga bridges up! Fans are torn as Volga uses that to turn things around and backslide, but Aveil rolls through! Volga blocks the superkick, he spins Aveil around, but Aveil BASEMENT ENZIGURIS with that!

Fans fire up, Aveil drags Volga up and full nelsons, but Volga arm-drags free! Aveil hurries back but Volga arm-drags again! Aveil avoids the third arm-drag, then steps over to La Magistrol! TWO, Aveil rolls Volga up, TWO! Aveil sunset flips, TWO and Aveil sits on the cover! TWO and Aveil sunset flips again! TWO and Volga sits on the cover again! TWO, Aveil has it! TWO and Volga has it! ONE, Aveil! ONE, Volga! ONE, ONE, ONE as they rock back and forth! Aveil has it again, TWO! Volga has it once again, deep prawn hold! TWO!! Fans fire up as Aveil narrowly escapes! Volga says it was that close, and then he and Aveil reset.

Aveil and Volga circle, the fans continue to rally. They tie up, Volga kicks Aveil low, then whips her to a corner. Aveil goes up, over, keeps moving, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOTGUN! Volga tumbles out of the ring, Aveil hurries to the ropes, and Aveil PLANCHAS! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Aveil hurries to put Volga back in, and she hurries up a corner! MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Aveil is furious as Volga survives! Volga crawls, Aveil stalks him, and then clamps on the full nelson! Volga drops down to drag Aveil into a victory roll! TWO, Aveil blocks Volga’s Superkick! Aveil steps over to WHEEL KICK!

Aveil fires up and the fans are with her! Aveil drags Volga back up, but wait, Wizzro storms out here! Wizzro’s shouting stuff at Aveil, but Aveil storms out after him! Wizzro backs off, but then the Gerudo Sisterhood storms out here! Fans cheer as Wizzro turns around to see Nabooru and Urbosa! Wizzro backs up again, but into Aveil! Aveil shoves Wizzro at Nabooru, who ROCKS Wizzro with a right hand! Then Urbosa picks Wizzro up to SPINEBUSTER to the floor! Fans fire up, Aveil slides back into the ring, but into a CURB STOMP!! Volga covers, TWO?!? Aveil survives and shocks everyone!

Volga is furious, and he hurries to bring Aveil up. Volga pump handles, half nelsons, and LIGHTNING SPIRALS! Volga then drags Aveil into a drop zone, goes up the corner, and PHOENIX FLOPS as Aveil moves! Nabooru & Urbosa fire up, as do the fans, and Aveil hurries to full nelson Volga again, for the FACEBUSTER!! Cover, Aveil wins!

Winner: Aveil, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Desert Flower blooms with the help of her #DesertRain! Will Aveil be able to turn that into a reign at the end of this tournament?

Bracket of Wisdom: Donny B. Kool VS Master Kohga!

The OG, Original Geru, is ready to hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hip hop-a you don’t stop the rock, but the Master of the Yiga Clan has his own plans. Will Donny drop Kohga like he drops the beat? Or will Kohga make Donny B. Kool look like a fool?

The fans are already cheering on Donny and singing, “You Better Believe It! *clap clap* You Better Believe It!” Kohga tells them to stop it but he is ignored. The bell rings and Donny circles with Kohga. They feel things out, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Donny pushes Kohga back a couple steps, but then Kohga pushes him back those couple steps. Donny pushes Kohga a couple steps again, “You Better Believe It!” Kohga pushes Donny back those two steps, “You Better Believe It!” Donny takes two steps forward, “You Better Believe It!” Two steps back, “You Better Believe It!” Donny gets in the groove but Kohga pushes him away.

Fans boo as Kohga doesn’t want to play along. Kohga then shows off his dance moves. Left hand out, right hand out, palm up, palm up, touch the shoulders, then the sides of his head- Wait, that’s the macarena! He puts his hands on his hips and swivels his hips, “Heeeey~ macarena! AIGHT!” And he takes a swing! Donny does the splits to duck the clothesline! Then he springs up to CALF KICK! Kohga staggers to a corner, Donny storms up to stomp him down! The ref counts, Donny lets off, then he goes back to stomp stomp, and he points to the crowd, “You Better Believe It!” Stomp stomp, “You Better Believe It!”

Donny stomp-stomps, “You Better Believe It!” but then Kohga blocks. Kohga stands up, and he DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Kohga then has an ANKLE LOCK! Fans boo but Donny scrambles around, ROPEBREAK! Kohga holds on as the ref counts, and he lets go at 4. Kohga then slides out under the bottom rope to GAMANGIRI! Donny flounders and Kohga slides back in, then Kohga SLING-DOGS Donny down! Cover, TWO! Kohga is frustrated but the fans rally up. Kohga sits Donny up to clamp on a chinlock, and he grinds Donny into the mat. Donny endures and the fans continue to rally, but Kohga leans on the hold.

Kohga does a headstand to put more of his weight on the hold, then he drops back to crank the hold. Donny still endures, so Kohga headstands again. Kohga drops back down, and he pulls on the chinlock. Donny claws at the hold, reaches out for ropes, but Kohga headstands again. Kogha drops back but Donny uses that momentum to roll back and get free! Donny runs up, Kohga avoids the kick, but then Donny ELBOWS Kohga away. Donny reels Kohga in to back suplex, but Kohga lands on his feet! Kohga reels Donny in but Donny fights the back suplex with elbows. Donny spins to ROCK Kohga with a forearm!

Donny whips Kohga to a corner, runs up, but Kohga boots. Donny blocks it, but Kohga brings Donny in for a KNEE! Kohga goes up and jumps to FLYING RANA! Donny tumbles, flounders to a corner, then Kohga runs in to HIP ATTACK! Kohga goes side to side, and he BOOT WASHES! Kohga drags Donny from the corner to cover, TWO! The fans rally up but Kohga grows frustrated. Kohga huffs and puffs as he paces around Donny. The fans rally with “You Better Believe It!” and Donny sits up. Kohga lines up a shot, and SUPERKICKS! Direct hit, but Donny stays up thanks to his tail! And then Donny uses his tail to spring up and CUTTER!

Fans fire up with Donny as he rises up again! Donny waits on Kohga to stand up. Donny fires off a strike fest, and he tops it off with a leg sweep, using his tail! Kohga lands on his face, sits up in a daze, and Donny slides up, POPPIN’ MAH COLLARBONE! Cover, TWO! Kohga survives the sliding flatliner and Donny frowns. Donny waits on Kohga to get up again, then storms up to grab him, only for Kohga to break free and ENZUGIRI! Donny staggers, Kohga hits him with a BACKSTABBER! Donny writhes, Kohga goes to ropes and LYNEL-SAULTS! Cover, TWO! Kohga throws a fit but the fans fire up for Donny!

Kohga goes to a corner, he waves his hands around and makes hand signs as he gathers his power. Donny stands, Kohga spins and spins and SCREW HIGH KICK! But he’s not done, he points to a corner! Kohga storms over and goes up top. He again puts his hands together and focuses his power, to DIVING SPLASH! Wait, all that for just a splash? Cover, TWO!! Donny still survives Kohga’s splash and the fans fire up again! Kohga argues with the ref but the ref says the count was fair. Kohga seethes as he goes back to Donny. Kohga drags Donny up, whips him to ropes, but Donny holds the ropes using his tail!

Kohga is furious again and he runs up. Donny drop toeholds Kohga into the ropes! Kohga sputters as he stands back up, and Donny runs in, PULL UP TO THE CURB LIKE! Another flatliner and Kohga ends up in the drop zone! Donny heads up top now! Donny hits the FROG SPLASH!! AKA “Frog The Beat!” Cover, Donny wins!!

Winner: Donny B. Kool, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Original Geru has a huge win, and the fans chant “You Better Believe It!” Donny grooves his way out of the ring to celebrate with the fans, but will he be dancing through to the finals?

Bracket of Wisdom: Iron Knuckle VS Zant!

Forged By Violence doesn’t necessarily scream “wisdom,” but their fearless leader is the most technical of the trio. Will he be able to twist the twisted Twilight Usurper into knots? Or will Zant wriggle and worm his way to the next round?

The bell rings and Zant rushes up to fire fists on Knuckle! Fans boo but Knuckle shoves Zant away. Zant runs back up to throw more shots, but Knuckle picks Zant up to RAM him into a corner! Knuckles RAMS into him again and again while Tiger Sahasrahla counts, and Knuckle lets off at 4. Knuckle then JABS! JABS! JABS, JABS, JABS, JABS! Fans fire up as Knuckle sits Zant down with JAB after JAB, but Sahasrahla reprimands and counts. Knuckle lets off and the fans are all fired up as he storms around. Zant drags himself up in the corner, Knuckle runs up and BACK ELBOWS, then ENZUGIRIS!

Zant staggers, Knuckle stalks up behind him, REBONAK KLUTCH! Fans fire up as Knuckle drops back, but Zant rolls back to make a cover! TWO as Knuckle lets go in time, and Zant scrambles to get out of the ring! Zant flounders to the railing, and he sees Ganon and Ghirahim in the crowd! When did those two get there? Zant turns around just as Knuckle DIVES! Direct hit and Zant’s sent into the railing! Fans fire up while Knuckle stands tall, and he stares Ganon down! Knuckle drags Zant up and into the ring, covers, TWO! Knuckle is annoyed, but he looms over Zant. Knuckle taunts Zant and slaps him around.

Zant crawls to the ropes, and Knuckles CHOKES him! Sahasrahla reprimands but Knuckle lets off at 4, to then YANK the ropes! Zant flounders, staggers to his feet, and Knuckle stalks him. Knuckle turns Zant around but Zant ROCKS him with a haymaker! And another! And another! Zant backs Knuckle down, fires himself up, and swings, but Knuckle catches him! BACKBREAKER to COMPLETE SHOT! Then he clamps on a HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Fans fire up while Zant endures the squeeze! Knuckle leans all his weight on the hold while Zant flails around and reaches out! Zant kicks and kicks and he gets the ROPEBREAK by a tiptoe!

Sahasrahla counts, Knuckle holds on, but Sahasrahla tells him to let go! Knuckle obeys and lets go of Zant. Zant coughs and sputters, then crawls to a corner. Knuckle storms up on him to fire off fast hands! Fans fire up and chant “Knuckle’s Gonna Kill~ You!” Sahasrahla counts again, Knuckle lets off at 4, then runs corner to corner. Knuckle comes back, but Zant dodges him! Zant runs back in, Knuckle puts him on the top rope! But Zant BOOTS Knuckle away! Zant then adjusts, and CROSSBODIES, only for Knuckle to step aside! Fans fire up as Zant belly flops! Zant staggers, Knuckle throws him into the corner!

Knuckle CHOPS Zant, puts him back up top, and he tucks Zant in! Fans fire up as Knuckle carries Zant around, for the MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, Knuckle wins!

Winner: Iron Knuckle, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Zant put up a fight but Knuckle won that fight, and now Knuckle moves on. Will Knuckle be more than ready for whoever comes out of the main event?

As for Zant, Ganon starts waving him over? Zant is as confused as anyone else. Didn’t Ganon throw Zant around after their Trios Championship loss over a year ago? What does he want with Zant now? Zant tentatively walks over, and Ganon motions with his head and says, “C’mon.” Ganon turns around to leave, and Ghirahim follows. Zant is hesitant, but then Ganon and Ghirahim stop to look back at him. Ganon says “C’mon!” and motions with his hand again. Zant looks around in confusion, then hops the railing to follow. First the Living Blade and now the Usurper, what kind of army is Ganon gathering?

Bracket of Wisdom: Ashei VS Zelda!

The Lady of Snowpeak is back after a one-year hiatus and fans are happy to see her back! She’s refreshed and healthy, but her return might be ruined because she’s up against the Princess of Hyrule! Will Ashei just be the first step on Zelda’s road back to the top?

The fans chant “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” for Ashei, and she bows in thanks. Zelda and Ashei shake hands to show there’s sportsmanship here and the fans applaud. The bell rings and the two tie up. Zelda wrenches an arm, wristlocks, but Ashei rolls. Zelda wrenches again, Ashei rolls again, and then Ashei clinches. Zelda wrenches out, Ashei wrenches back and fireman’s carry for the takeover. Ashei has the arm now, but Zelda fights up to arm-drag. Ashei headscissors to bring Zelda down, then holds tight. Zelda fights around, turns Ashel over, rolls back and ties up the legs to have the BOW ‘N’ ARROW!

Ashei endures so Zelda throws her away, and the two reset. The fans rally up, the two tie up, and Zelda wants a leg. Ashei drops back, rolls, but Zelda waistlocks to lift her up. Zelda wants the full nelson but Ashei arm-drags free. Ashei wants a lateral press but Zelda powers her way to a ghost pin. ONE, Ashei facelocks but Zelda fights up. Ashei uses the ropes, but Zelda headlocks back. Ashei powers out, but Zelda runs her over! Things keep moving, Zelda counters hip toss with hip toss, only for Ashei to block. Ashei takes a swing, but Zelda ducks the lariat to roll Ashei up, TWO! The two stand off and the fans fire up.

Ashei and Zelda reset and feel things out. Zelda shoots in, gets a leg, trips Ashei and has a standing toehold. Ashei endures, reaches out, but Zelda twists the one foot while standing on the other. Fans rally, Ashei gets her other foot free, and she reels Zelda in to then BOOT her away! Zelda rolls back to get to her feet, runs up, but Ashei SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up, Ashei brings Zelda up to whip, but Zelda reverses and scoops Ashei for SERENADE OF WATER! Cover, TWO! Zelda is frustrated, but she drags Ashei around by a leg. Zelda steps through but Ashei scrambles and flails to get the ROPEBREAK!

Fans are torn, referee Maron Ron Ron counts, and Zelda lets off in frustration at 4. Zelda backs away, keeping her eyes on Ashei, and Ashei gets up. Ashei storms up on Zelda, they tie up, and Ashei powers Zelda to a corner. Maron counts, Ashei lets off slowly, but then Zelda puts Ashei in the corner! Maron reprimands and counts again, Zelda lets off slowly, but then she CHOPS Ashei! Maron reprimands again and the fans are torn, but Zelda brings Ashei around to fire off the BOLERO OF FIRE! Ashei wobbles, Zelda gets behind her and half nelsons, REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Fans fire up, Zelda grabs Ashei’s wrists, but Ashei reels Zelda in instead!

Ashei picks Zelda up, but Zelda kicks and flails to go up and over, sunset flip! TWO, Ashei pushes forward to high stack, TWO and Zelda pops Ashei back into the sunset flip! TWO, Zelda hurries to reel Ashei in! Zelda rolls Ashei back, and hooks the arms for the NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans fire up and duel as Ashei endures the modified butterfly stretch! Ashei kicks around, reaches out, Zelda pushes way back with her legs, but Ashei powers up and lurches forward, ROPEBREAK! Maron counts, Zelda lets go fast and drags Ashei back by an arm! Fans are torn again as Zelda STOMPS Ashei’s arm down!

Ashei clutches the elbow while she staggers up, and Zelda stalks up to CLUB her on the back. Zelda then takes the bad arm to pump handle, and she rolls Ashei with the MINUET OF FOREST! Cover, TWO!! Ashei escapes in time, and she ROCKS Zelda with a forearm! Ashei shakes out the bad arm, firemen’s carries, but Zelda grabs at the bad arm! Zelda fights her way to a double wristlock takedown! KIMURA! Ashei endures, moves around, but Zelda cranks on the arm while also trying for the body scissors! Ashei reaches out with her free arm but Zelda shifts around to trap the arm and get a CROSSFACE!

Fans fire up and duel as Ashei endures what is Zelda’s take on Black Magic, Cia’s move! Ashei still reaches out with her free arm, but then Zelda grabs at it! Zelda brings the arm in for RINGS OF SATURN! Ashei still endures and the fans are going nuts! Ashei kicks around, but then Zelda tips things around, Rings of Saturn becomes a ghost pin! TWO!!! Ashei barely gets an arm free in time! But Zelda gives a HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTT! Ashei falls down, but Zelda grabs the wrists to sit her up! LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Zelda wins!

Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Ashei fought as hard as she could, but she still fell to the Princess of Hyrule! With this incredible start, will Zelda finish as a two-time winner of the Bracket of Wisdom?

My Thoughts:

A real fun one here, doing my best to get this done quickly so to have time for Bracket of Courage. I wanted to make sure Ashei got a good showing even though she was gonna lose to Zelda. I didn’t even realize Ashei dropped out of the spotlight until before writing this tournament. I should probably plan on something a bit more for her after this. Meanwhile, I also wanted Knuckle to look strong since he was of course beating Zant. Knuckle VS Zelda next round is gonna be real good. I wonder if I should make the next round two articles to make it feel more special, maybe even fit some bonus matches in.

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Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 72

Ganon tried to ruin the HPW Triforce Anniversary, but Zelda will not let him get away with it! Will the Princess of Hyrule still be Undisputed?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and advances to ThunderStruck.
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo; Igos wins and retains the title.
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & Midna; Cia, Lana & Midna win and advances to ThunderStruck.
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON; Zelda wins and retains the title.

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HPW and HXT TV set the scene!

I’m gonna live till I die! I’m gonna laugh ‘stead of cry!

While Zelda finally won the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship through an epic all-timer with Link, elation soon turned to despair as Ganon and the Dark Forces attacked. Link was left a bloody mess while Zelda was an emotional wreck, but now is the chance to make Ganon pay for it all! Will there be no more tears as the Princess of Hyrule shows the Gerudo Ace no mercy? Or will the blue skies of Spring be clouded by a new reign of terror? Meanwhile, Yunobo won a title shot of his own through the 21 Person Battle Royal, and he has chosen to climb Death Mountain like his grandfather before him! The Ruler of Ruin stands at the peak, will he keep Yunobo from the summit?

But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?

My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.