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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (8/16/24)

Kip Sabian is on a Rampage!

Published

2 months ago

August 16, 2024

Steven Mitchell

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Butcher & The Outrunners; The Conglomeration wins.
Nyla Rose VS Erica Leigh w/ The Outrunners; Nyla wins.
Kip Sabian VS Nick Wayne w/ Shayna Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus; Nick wins.
Rush & Kyle Fletcher VS Rhett Titus & KM; Rush & Kyle win.
Top Flight w/ Leila Grey VS The MXM Collection; Top Flight wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Butcher & The Outrunners!

Wednesday night on Dynamite, Orange Cassidy won himself the number one spot in the All In Casino Gauntlet. So tonight, alongside Mark Briscoe & Tomohiro Ishii, the word of the day is, “Preparedness!” Just about anyone can come out in the Casino Gauntlet, will Freshly Squeezed know how he fairs against Andy Williams, Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum? Or will this equally unique trio #OutButcher The Conglomeration?

Kyle O’Reilly joins commentary to share that Mark says the actual word of the day is, “Cohesiveness.” The teams sort out and Mark starts against Butcher. The fans rally for the ROH World Champion as he and Butcher circle. They tie up, but Butcher kicks low! Butcher grins, whips, but Mark ducks ‘n’ dodges! Mark CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Mark then fires forearm after forearm! Mark whips, Butcher reverses but Mark CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up and Butcher hurries to tag in Truth. Truth runs up, but Mark kicks and shoves him! Truth runs back up, but Mark dodges! Turbo tags in, but Mark fires hands on both Outrunner!

Mark ROCKS and CHOPS and repeat! Then REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT on Truth! Mark winds up again to ROLLING ELBOW! The fans fire up, but Turbo waistlocks. Mark switches, brings Turbo over, and he tags in Ishii. Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Turbo! Then Mark & Ishii whip Turbo, but Turbo blocks the double hip toss! Truth runs in, but Ishii & Mark use Turbo to back drop him! Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Turbo! The fans fire up, Cassidy joins in to flex, and then Cassidy taunts Butcher by putting hands in pockets! Butcher runs up but gets run over by Mark & Ishii! The fans cheer again, and Ishii goes for Turbo.

Ishii stands Turbo up, ROCKS him, and Turbo staggers, Ishii slap shim around, so Turbo fires a hand! That doesn’t bother Ishii, so Turbo fires more shots! Turbo CHOPS, but Ishii doesn’t even flinch! Turbo apologizes, asks for forgiveness, but he get a CHOP instead! And another CHOP! And then Ishii brings Turbo around to bump off buckles. Tag to Mark, he stomps away on Turbo! The fans cheer, Mark lets off to then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Turbo goes to ropes, but Mark brings him up and around to CHOP! Mark CLUBS away on Turbo, then fires another forearm! Turbo knees low in return!

Turbo tags Truth, then Turbo feeds Mark to another knee! Mark DECKS Truth for it! And he DECKS Turbo! But Butcher drags Mark out! Butcher RAMS Mark into railing, then gives him a RAILING BACK SUPLEX! Butcher CLAWS and BITES Mark, then puts him in the ring. The Outrunners stomp away on Mark while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Truth rains down fists on Mark, then lets off to soak up the heat. Truth drags Mark up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Butcher. They mug Mark, stomp him, then Butcher CHOPS him! Butcher whips Mark hard into a corner, then BITES him again! The ref reprimands but Butcher lets off at 4. Mark CHOPS, but Butcher ROCKS him back. Butcher wrenches, tags Turbo, and Turbo goes up to AX HANDLE Mark down! Cover, TWO! Turbo rains down fists now, then covers, TWO! Turbo puts Mark on ropes, fires hands, then snapmares him into a chinlock. Mark endures, Rampage returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.

Mark fights up, fans chant “MAN UP!” and Mark fires body shots. Turbo ROCKS Mark first! Turbo reels Mark in, suplexes, but Mark fights the suplex! Turbo still tries but Mark fires body shots! Turbo CLUBS Mark, then brings Mark in. But it’s Mark who suplexes up and over! The fans fire up and Mark stands. Mark dodges Turbo to hot tag Ishii! The Pitbull dodges Turbo to ROCK Butcher! Turbo runs up but Ishii dodges again, so now Turbo BLASTS Butcher! GERMAN SUPLEX for Turbo! Truth runs up, Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii whips, Truth reverses, but Ishii uses that to LARIAT Turbo! Then Ishii dodges Truth, Truth runs into Turbo!

Ishii runs to CLOBBER Truth! Ishii spins Turbo to suplex! BRAINBUSTER! The fans fire up while Turbo flounders to a corner. Ishii CHOPS him, CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Butcher runs up to CLUB Ishii! Butcher tags Truth in, The Outrunners double whip Ishii. Ishii stops himself, then he DUMPS the Outrunners out! Butcher whips Ishii, runs up, but Ishii CLOBBERS Butcher! Tag to Cassidy, and he tags Mark, before he DIVES onto the Outrunners! Cassidy keeps going, he fetches a chair for Mark! The fans fire up as Mark sets this chair up, and he runs, only for Butcher to KICK Mark low!

The fans boo, but Butcher reels Mark in. Cassidy takes a seat in the chair, which surprises Butcher. Mark slips away to then RKF UPPERCUT! ORANGE PUNCH added on! Then Mark uses the chair to FLY! Down go the Outrunners, and Mark fires up! He high-fives the front row, then puts Turbo in. Ishii is there to LARIAT!! Truth returns, Mark reels him in and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

Cohesiveness? Check! Preparedness? Check! Will Cassidy go from being the first one in to the one that wins in the All In Casino Gauntlet? Or will no one be ready for who jumps in that match?

Wait, speaking of jumping in, The Native Beast just jumps right out to have her turn in the ring! She’s been on a win streak between AEW and ROH, and she figures why wait? Her opponent, Erica Leigh, is already ringside being The Outrunners’ valet, will things only go from bad to worse for the youngest trio alive?

Nyla Rose VS Erica Leigh w/ The Outrunners!

The bell rings and Turbo does his best to fire Erica up. He pushes her at Nyla a little too hard, and Erica apologizes. Erica pats Nyla on the shoulder, shakes her hand, and says she’ll just give Nyla the win by count out. But Nyla doesn’t let Erica leave the ring! Nyla whips Erica, scoops her, and POWERSLAMS her! Then SENTONS! Turbo shouts at Nyla and says she wouldn’t be able to do that to him! Turbo flexes, but then Nyla storms up and she flexes! “Maybe I would!” Turbo apologizes now, and he backs away. Nyla turns around, and Erica SHOTGUNS! Erica fires up, runs up, but into a BOOT!

Nyla runs to CROSSBODY! Then she ELBOWS Erica down! Nyla roars, reels Erica in, and hits a BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Yep, they definitely got worse for The Outrunners. But will Nyla use this appetizer to find her way back to the feast that is the AEW Women’s World Championship?

The Outcasts are in the ring.

Rampage returns as Saraya & Harley Cameron are already standing in the ring, mics in hand. Harley says, “Tomorrow is Saraya’s birthday. Her 22nd birthday, yes.” It’s not, but whatever. Harley says not a single person in this ENTIRE building has said ANYTHING to her about it! They should all be ashamed! The fans now chant, “Happy Birthday!” Saraya smiles, and Harley says she does have something for her prepared. Saraya stops smiling, because Harley starts singing Happy Birthday. Saraya stops her before the D in “day,” and says she is not in the mood. Well, neither is Harley!

Saraya says let’s recap the past year of her life. Harley says, “We shall!” Saraya reminds us that last year at All In London, in her home, she won THE AEW Women’s World Championship. VICTORY~! And then Saraya started her reign as the Unproblematic Icon. NO PROBLEMS~! Harley, stop screaming! Then Saraya lost the title, and never got a bloody rematch for it! OUTRAGEOUS! Indeed. And then, Sararya lost friends. LOSER! No, Saraya’s not a loser. Then, Saraya is “mysteriously” kept off PPVs and shows. NEGLECTED! And Saraya did TBS that Dinner and a Movie thing as a favor! Streaming now on the app.

And now, AEW has the audacity to not have something for Saraya at All In this year?! Unacceptable! But y’know what else is unacceptable? WAIT! Here comes Toni Storm! Speaking of both the AEW Women’s World Championship match from last year, and losing friends over it, The Leading Lady was the woman Saraya beat for the title, which sent her off on this downward spiral into success! Toni sets the title on the ground, and tells Norfolk, “This whore you all adore, this slut you can’t rebut, this tramp is still the champ!” But Saraya, Toni is about to fight for her life against Mariah May, a monster of her own creation.

But Toni will never forget everything that she and Saraya have been through together. And how Saraya has turned into “the pastiest pile of s*itty titties I have ever seen.” Saraya’s jaw drops but Harley tries to tell her none of that is true. Toni says if Saraya wants this title, if Saraya wants to go All In, then happy birthday! Next week, Dynamite in Cardiff, if Saraya beats Toni, she can have it all! Saraya tells Toni, they’ve been “really good friends” for a long time. And the reason is… is because Toni’s a stupid slag!! Next week, Saraya kicks Toni’s ass! Toni says Saraya’s gonna need a bigger foot. Chin up, tits out, and watch for the SHOE~!

You heard that right! Toni Storm is going to risk it all before she risks it all! Storm VS Saraya will be for the title, will it be a Good Knight in Cardiff? Or will the Leading Lady still have the spotlight on her going into Wembley Stadium?

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

Max Caster tells The Young Bucks that they got a taste of reality! They couldn’t beat The Acclaimed on their own, they needed their boys, FTR! The two teams at the top of the division are gatekeeping! No more! Saturday Night Collision, FTR will get theirs, but they’re not facing “the scissor guys.” No, they get The Acclaimed, Caster & Bowens, mic drop! Bowens says FTR was told to stay out of The Acclaimed’s way, but they just couldn’t resist, could they? So now, they pay the price! They step in the ring with The Acclaimed, and The Acclaimed will whip their asses so bad! Then Acclaimed walks into Wembley and finally take those AEW World Tag Team Championships!

NUT UP OR SHUT UP, see you on Collision! Billy Gunn says the real top guys, out! Will Platinum Max & The Five Tool Player make sure no one stops them from returning to the top of the mountain?

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

While The Acclaimed and FTR have it out with winners heading to All In, the ROH World Tag Team Championships will be on the line as The Kingdom defends against Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara. Will The Natural & Spanish God make Taven & Bennett pay for their part in last night’s 8v4 beatdown? Then, Eddie Kingston returns after his long absence to address his own All In intentions! Will The Mad King have something big planned for Wembley? Plus, as she prepares for her TBS Championship match, Britt Baker goes 1v1 with Harley Cameron! Will The DMD sharpen her teeth before going after The CEO?

Kip Sabian VS Nick Wayne w/ Shayna Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus!

Mr. Superbad has been through a super rough time. He lost his father, wanted advice from Christian Cage, but got treated like he was nothing. Will Kip make sure The Patriarchy’s Prodigy feels a lot worse than that? Or will having Mother Wayne and “big brother” Killswitchasaurus ringside help Nick come out the winner?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally for Kip as he and Nick tie up. Kip powers Nick back, but Nick pulls hair! Nick puts Kip in the corner while the ref reprimands, and then the ref counts. Nick lets go at 4, to SLAP Kip! The fans boo but Nick smirks before bailing out. Nick wants everyone to settle down, but Kip waits on Nick. Nick steps back into the ring, and he circles with Kip. They tie up, but Nick kicks low. Nick headlocks, Christian Cage watching from the back. Christian is proud of his “son,” but Kip powers out to headlock back. Nick powers up and out but Kip runs him over!

The fans cheer, Kip keeps moving, but Nick drops, only for Kip to avoid the hurdle. Kip SLAPS Nick in return! Nick takes a swing, Kip ducks ‘n’ dodges then slides under. Kip shoves Nick, and CALF KICKS him down! Kip then drags Nick right up to fireman’s carry and GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Kip keeps cool and the fans rally up. Kip brings Nick up and to a corner, to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” while Nick staggers away. Mama Shayna coaches her boy, but Kip CHOPS him! But Nick mule kicks in return! Nick ROCKS Kip, then runs corner to corner, but Kip puts him on the apron, Kip then triangle jump GAMANGIRIS!

Nick goes tot he floor, Kip goes to the apron. ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Nick and the fans fire up with Kip! Mama Shayna gets right up in Kip’s face, saying how dare he treat her son like that! Kip backs up, she says it’s because he’s scared. Kip goes for Nick, but Nick YANKS him into the post! Nick RAMS Kip into the railing! The fans boo while Kip writhes, but Nick drags Kip up, to TOSS h8im to the timekeeper’s area! Another rough landing for Kip, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Nick leaves Kip behind for the ring count to handle. Kip is still down at 5 of 10, and Nick soaks up the heat from Norfolk. Kip manages to sit up, and then he hobbles his way over. We’re at 8 of 10! Kip flips off Luchasaurus before rolling in at 9.5! But Nick goes right at Kip with kicks and stomps! The ref reprimands, Nick lets off, and Kip drags himself up int he corner. Kip kicks at Nick but Nick grabs the bad arm. Nick CLUBS it, CLUBS it again, then CLUBS Kip down. Cover, TWO! Nick mockingly applauds Kip’s toughness, and kicks him around. Kip goes to ropes, Nick wraps the arm around and pulls on it!

The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4, and Mama Shayna SLAPS Kip! Nick covers, TWO! Kip stays in this but Nick drags him around. Nick snapmares Kip, isolates the bad arm, then flexes while he stands on it. Nick STOMPS it! Kip clutches the arm, but Nick stalks him to a corner. Nick drags Kip up, wrenches the arm, then goes for a double wristlock. Kip powers up to arm-drag free! Nick goes to a corner while Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Kip runs, but Nick ROCKS him at the ropes. Nick runs, Kip follows, but Nick goes up and over! Nick waistlocks to GERMAN SUPELX! Kip lands hard, but he rises back up!? Kip HALF ‘N’ HALF SUPLEXES Nick! The fans fire up with Kip and he runs, springboards, but into a CUTTER! Nick aims to SUPERKICK! And then he reels Kip in, tucks him, PACKAGE DDT!! Cover, TWO?!? Kip survives and Nick is shocked! Mama says finish this, and Nick looks to a corner. Nick drags Kip up, goes up and up, but Kip catches Nick to a torture rack! Nick flails, but Mama gets on the apron! The fans boo, Nick slips free, and Luchasaurus is on the other apron!

Nick shoves Kip into a HEADBUTT! And then WAYNE’S WORLD!! Cover, Nick wins!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall

It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes one to screw over Kip Sabian! Nick celebrates, and insists the ref also raise Mama Wayne’s hand, too. Well, she did do a lot of the work. But will The Patriarchy still hold everyone else down? Or will a team come along to tear it all down?

Scorpio Sky speaks.

The Closer says, “You know who it is. I’m here at Private Party’s club because I’ve got some serious business I want to talk with them. It might be a private party, but I’m always invited.” Scorpio walks up, but Private Party’s personal bouncer, Cheesecake, says Scorpio is not invited. The Infantry see that and do their best to hold in a laugh. Scorpio is passed up by quite a few ladies, and Brandon Cutler!? Well, he is The Young Bucks’ good friend. Cutler tells Scorpio, “Playa hate from outside the club.” OOOOOH~! Scorpio says yeah, yeah, whatever. But he asks Cheesecake that there’s no way one-half of the first-ever AEW World Tag Team Champions is getting snubbed.

But then Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy walk out to check on everyone waiting, and they see Scorpio. They tell Cheesecake this is definitely an oversight. This is Scorpio Sky! Now the party can get started! Quen & Zay let Scorpio in, as well as The Infantry, but will this be a chip on the shoulder of the former Face of The Revolution?

Rush & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Rhett Titus & KM!

El Toro Blanco proved just last week that he is willing to do anything, to anyone, all for the sake of success. Will Rush and the Aussie Arrow tear their way through the AEW roster all for the sake of The Don Callis Family’s success?

The teams sort out, and Kyle starts against big KM. They tie up, KM kicks low, and KM whips Kyle to a corner. KM runs in but Kyle dodges, the splash hits buckles! Kyle comes back to forearm SMASH! Kyle fires off on KM, the fans fire up, but KM shoves him back. KM runs up, but into a scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! KM scrambles, Titus tags in to ROCK Kyle! Titus whips, Kyle reverses and catches Titus out of the air! Kyle smiles as he swings and SLAMS Titus down! The fans fire up, and Kyle drags Titus up to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Then tag to Rush. Titus is in the corner, Rush runs up to SPLASH!

Rush CHOSP Titus, CHOSP him again, then CHOPS, body shots, and sits Titus down! Rush stomps away, then lets off to scuff Titus’ face again and again. The fans rally as Rush goes corner to corner. KM gets up but Kyle CALF KICKS him down! Rush says you mess with the bull, you get THE BULL’S HORNS!! Cover on Titus, the Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: Rush & Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

A dominant win, but was there ever any doubt? And with Konosuke Takeshita on his way back from NJPW’s G1 Climax, is the family only going to be that much more dangerous?

The Don Callis Family speaks backstage.

Rampage returns as Don Callis himself says, “Just a taste of what The Don Callis Family can deliver. Rush and Kyle Fletcher, I love what you did. I love what you do every time you’re out there. It turns me on!” Rush says yeah, but did Callis watch what Rush did to Preston Vance. Yes, and he loved that, too! So then, now Callis knows who Rush really is, right? Then it is time for Callis to show Rush something. Something big. Because Rush showed Callis who he really is. No more promises, time to deliver! Right? Callis’ turn to show Rush something! Because Rush is the best! Callis loves that, too! Something big!

Rush leaves, Kyle makes a look like, “What’s up with that?” Callis says it’s fine, because if Rush is not pissed off 24/7, then Callis isn’t doing his job. But how is Kyle doing? Uh, not great. Kyle wanted to apologize for last week. It was his indecisiveness, his not following orders, that cost him against MJF. And that ultimately left him bloodied in the ring. Kyle doesn’t really know where to go from here. Callis says Kyle never has to apologize for anything. You know why? Because they’re family. Plus, Kyle is just 25 years old and yet he’s the golden goose of this company. Just keep on going, don’t care about the past.

Callis says Kyle is his guy, and they shake on it. Will The Protostar be able to focus on what’s next so that he, too, can become the best?

Top Flight w/ Leila Grey & Action Andretti VS The MXM Collection!

Darius & Dante Martin were just minding their own business when Mansoor & Mason Madden had to make this about metrosexuality. Will the Martins make MXM look like Maximum Male Morons? Or will the Iron Chic & Mahogany Hunk hog the runway on their way to the top of the tag division?

Wow, Top Flight is bringing the entire flight crew! Action is their copilot, and Lio Rush even joins commentary for air traffic control. The teams sort out and Dante starts against Mansoor. The fans rally for Top Flight as the two circle. They tie up, Mansoor wrenches and wristlocks, but Dante rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Dante arm-drags Mansoor, things speed up, and Mansoor dodges to run Dante over! Mansoor then POSES! Things speed up, Dante drops, hurdles, but Mansoor shoves him. Mansoor then scoops to SLAM Dante, and he flexes. Mansoor kisses the bicep, then drops elbow, after elbow, then POSES!

The fans cheer, but Dante KICKS Mansoor from below! Dante gets up, gets around, and then trips Mansoor out of the air! Dante steps on Mansoor, then poses! The fans cheer as Dante models the new ring gear and that just upsets Mansoor. Mansoor runs up but into an arm-drag! And another arm-drag! Dante slips around to arm-drag again! Dante has the armlock but Mansoor endures. Mansoor fights up but Dante wrenches him. Tag to Darius and Darius LEAP FROGS to hit the arm! The fans rally as Mansoor tags Mason! Mason says enough, and he storms up to Darius. Mason towers over Darius, so Darius gets around to waistlock.

Mason throws Darius away, runs in at the corner, but Darius goes up and over! Darius keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Mason scoops! Mason laughs, but Darius slips out of his arms! Mason throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Mason then storms up on Darius. Mason CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” and Mason whips corner to corner. Darius goes up but Mason catches him, swings him around, LEG DROP DDT! Tag to Mansoor, and Mason sends Mansoor in to SPLASH! Mason ELBOWS, then feeds Darius to a Manhattan drop! Mansoor then dropkicks the legs out, and Mason runs to HIP ATTACK! The fans cheer as MXM pose! Mansoor covers, TWO!

Mansoor suplexes, Darius slips free, and Darius dodges to DROPKICK! Mansoor ends up in the corner, Darius runs up. Mansoor puts Darius on the apron but Dante tags in. Dante jumps in as Darius CHOPS Mansoor! Dante runs up to A-LIST LARIAT! Tag back to Darius, and he snap suplexes! Darius kips up, tags Dante, and Dante slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up while Mansoor bails out. Mason runs in, Top Flight DUMP him to the apron! Mason stands, Darius sets up and Dante runs in, FLIGHT IN MOTION! Mason falls to join Mansoor at the ramp. Top Flight Attendant Leila says the lane is open, Top Flight DOUBLE DIVE!

Down goes MXM and the fans fire up! Top Flight high-fives the fans, then they help Leila up to the apron, the whole flight crew stands tall while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Top Flight goes back for MXM and they throw hands! Dante has Mansoor, ROCKS him around the way, but Mansoor kicks back. Mansoor fires forearms, then a ROLLING- NO, Dante blocks to CHOP! They both go into the ring, and Dante DECKS Mansoor! Cover, ONE!! Dante keeps on Mansoor but Mansoor shoves him back. Darius tags in, Dante catches Mansoor for a clinch, and he ripcords Mansoor for a LARIAT STO COMBO! Darius covers, TWO! Darius KNEES Mansoor, clamps on a chinlock, and he grinds Mansoor down. Mansoor endures, fights around, and fights to his feet. Mansoor powers up and out, drops under, but Darius hurdles the back drop.

Mansoor sneaks a tag to Mason before he drops again. Mansoor then stops the hurdle and Mason runs in, CALF KICK SPINEBUSTER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Mason is frustrated but he drags Darius up. Mason CHOPS Darius, fires body shots from all sides, then tags Mansoor back in. They wrench and whip Darius, to then scoop and LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! Mansoor is frustrated now and he stomps away on Darius! Darius fires body shots in return, but Mansoor ROCKS him! Mansoor CHOKES Darius on ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and Darius sputters while Mansoor tags Mason.

MXM double whip, double ELBOW, then POSE! Then they finger boop and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Mason covers, TWO! Darius stays in this but Mason drags him up to body shot! Darius sputters, but Mason tags Mansoor. MXM mug Darius, Mansoor snapmares and has a chinbar with chicken wing. Darius endures, Action & Leila rally the fans, and Darius fights up. Darius reaches out but Mansoor throws him down! Cover, TWO! It’s back to the chicken wing as Rampage returns to single picture. The fans rally more and Darius fights up. Darius fires body shots, elbows, and haymakers! Mansoor and Darius reach for their corners!

Darius fires more hands, but Mansoor hits another Manhattan drop, to a SPINEBUSTER! A suave combo as Mansoor covers, TWO! Lio is frustrated for his boys but knows they’re still in it. Mansoor stalks Darius, but then Leila hops up on the apron to get his attention. Mansoor is distracted by her feminine wiles, but Mason snaps him out of it by using his masculine physique! Mansoor smiles, he admires the sculpted abs. But then Leila turns it up a notch and flashes the headlights! So Mason uses his tail lights! Leila says she’s got those, too! Mansoor is about to lose his mind from this buffet of beautiful bodies!

Mansoor looks left, looks right, he’s going both ways! Until Darius SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up while both men are down! Darius and Mansoor crawl, hot tags to Mason and Dante! Dante springboards to CANNONBALL! Then he runs at the corner to GAMANGIRI! Mansoor tags back in and goes up, Dante just Samoa Joes the crossbody! Mansoor staggers up, Dante rallies on him with forearms! Dante whips, Mansoor reverses but Dante slips out, jumps up and around, then GAMANGIRIS again! Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Direct hit and a cover, TWO!! Mansoor survives but Dante stays focused.

Dante waits on Mansoor, fireman’s carries him, and AIRPLANE SPINS! Mason storms in, and he stops it with his bare hands! Mason choke grips, but Darius gets under the lift! Dante is high enough now to SLAP Mason! Darius lets Dante down, Dante fireman’s carries Mason! But Mason’s too massive! He slips free, grabs both Martins, and DOUBLE- NO, they both break free! They both kick low, and then DOUBLE fireman’s carry! DOUBLE AIRPLANE SPIN! The fans cheer as they go around and around and around, then let Mason down at ten, to DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Lio says it’s their chance!

Mansoor runs up to fire off forearms and kicks! Mansoor sends Darius into Dante, but Dante avoids the lariat! Then Darius helps Dante up and over Mansoor! Darius has Mansoor in a facelock, and Dante helps Darius with the TORNADO DDT! Dante covers, Mason breaks it! The fans fire up but Lio is frustrated again. Darius fires forearms on Mason, then runs, but into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Mason runs up but Dante BOOTS him! Dante goes up and up, but Mansoor CLUBS him! Mansoor Electric Chair Lifts so that Mason can reach up and grab Dante! CHOKE SLAM CHAIR DROP COMBO!! Cover, TWO!!!

Dante survives and MXM cannot believe it! Lio rallies for his guys from commentary while the fans declare, “This is Awesome!” MXM drags Dante up, feed to the underhooks! FASHION- NO, Dante kicks free! Darius drags Mansoor out to SMACK him off apron! Dante JUMP KNEES Mason, and Darius HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Then GAMANGIRI! Dante SUPERKICKS Mason! Darius steps in, COMPLETE SHOT! Dante JUMP KNEES Mansoor, then gets Darius to the corner to tag him in. Dante and Mansoor scrap, and Mansoor TOSSES Dante! Darius runs up, but into a backslide! TWO!! Darius slips free but Mansoor suplexes!

Darius cradle counters, rolls through it, and BRAINBUSTERS!! Tag to Dante and he goes up top! Dante hits the MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Top Flight wins!!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Two types of runways ran into each other, and it was Top Flight’s way that won out! Lio celebrates with his crew, will they all be flying high at the top of AEW?

My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage, but I’m still a little annoyed they did five matches again. It just means we’re getting two squash matches instead of just one, and that’s just a bit much on a one hour show. But at least they were clever in segueing into Nyla’s match by having it be The Outrunner’s valet. Nyla of course wins, she stays afloat in the rankings for after All In. And the Don Callis Family squash was followed by a good promo from them, I just feel like they could’ve shifted this over to Collision and it’d be the same. But again, still good stuff because while Rush is impatient and Kyle is apologetic, you can bet Rush is the one Callis chooses when push comes to shove.

Great opening Six Man Tag, and great win for Conglomeration to keep momentum up. I’m sure Cassidy will keep winning going into the All In Gauntlet, because I’m thinking someone else wins that match. Again, I’ve theorized Hangman Page winning to either cash-in during Swerve VS Bryan, or to go All Out with the champion to hearken back to when Hangman won the world title at All Out a few years ago. Very good promo from Saraya, Harley and Toni to set up a title match for the go-home Dynamite in Cardiff, and obviously, Toni is going to win. It’d actually be pretty wild if Mariah helps Toni win, because that’s how badly Mariah wants to beat Toni herself.

Kip VS Nick was a very good match, but c’mon, of course The Patriarchy had to cheat that one. Nick wins so that the team has momentum going into the rest of this World Trios Championship story. I’d still love a Trios Triple Threat, but maybe more for the go-home Collision rather than shoved on the already stacked All In card. Very good promo from The Acclaimed to hype up Acclaimed VS FTR, the match we should’ve just had from the start, but as I said on Dynamite, who knows how that goes. Bucks could easily screw the match up, we get a Triple Threat at All In, all parties are protected regardless of what happens.

Great promo segment with Scorpio Sky and Private Party, because I was just wondering where in the world Scorpio Sky has been. His comeback went on hold for a long time and with no given reason, but maybe if he gets into a program with Private Party, Infantry or even just a quick match with Brandon Cutler, we can finally see Scorpio back in action towards titles. And then awesome stuff in the tag main event, and I really like the full airline aesthetic Top Flight and friends are going for. As a faction, they should just be something like “Top Flight Crew” or “Top Flight Airlines.” As such, great win for Top Flight, and while the ROH World Tag Team Championships are on the line this Saturday, Top Flight could definitely be next up for those.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Steven Mitchell

Will Private Party earn their SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS?

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

Darby Allin VS Johnny TV; wins.
Kris Statlander VS ???
Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Outrunners; win.
Willow Nightingale VS Trish Adora; wins.
Wheeler Yuta VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry; wins.
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Fatal 4 Way: Holo.grm VS Komander VS Action Andretti VS Nick Wayne; wins.
AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Triple Threat: Private Party VS Top Flight VS The House of Black; wins and will challenge The Young Bucks for the titles.

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (10/4/24)

The Elite are on a Rampage!

Published

2 days ago

October 4, 2024

Steven Mitchell

The Scapegoat & The Young Bucks have been called out!

Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party want title shots against The Elite, so Christopher Daniels created this preview for Rampage in Pittsburgh!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party; Shibata & Private Party win.
Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Zoey Lynn; Kamille wins.
Queen Aminata VS Harley Cameron; Aminata wins.
Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Cassidy & Kyle win.

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Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party!

Jack Perry has accepted The Wrestler’s challenge for the AEW TNT Championship, while Matthew & Nicholas were considering the challenge for the AEW World Tag Team Championships. But will Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make the EVPs accept by beating them now like they did roughly five years ago? Or will The Scapegoat & The Bucks show us why they are THE Elite?

The teams sort out and while fans sing, “OH~ Cry Me a River~!” Shibata is calling out Perry. Perry says alright, fine, and he steps up! The fans cheer, the bell rings, and the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then clinch. Shibata throws Perry down to then have a lateral press. Perry moves around, Shibata has the top mount, and Shibata toys with Perry a bit before he shifts into the ARMBAR! Perry fights around, clasps hands, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts but Shibata lets off quickly. Shibata storms up but Perry is in the ropes. The ref has Shibata stand back, but then Perry pie faces Shibata!

The ref reprimands, but Perry eggs Shibata on. Perry then bails out, but Shibata pursues! Perry slides in, tags Nick, and Perry TACKLES Shibata as he slides in! Nick stomps away on Shibata, he and Perry double whip. Shibata TACKLES Perry! The fans fire up but Nick stomps Shibata. Shibata still punches Perry, but then he notices the kicks. Shibata storms upon Nick but Perry CLUBS Shibata down! Perry CHOKES Shibata, the fans boo, but Perry lets off. Nick drags Shibata up, but Shibata ROCKS Nick! Nick falls back, and Shibata tags Quen. They mug Perry, then Quen whips. Nick reverses but Quen RANAS!

The fans fire up with Quen, and he SOBATS! Tag to Zay, they double whip to atomic drop, ENZIGIRI, but Matt runs in! Quen drop toeholds, Zay Camel Clutches, and Quen leapfrogs to DOUBLE STOMP! Matt goes rolling, Nick runs up, but into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Zay covers, but Perry stomps it! Perry sucker punches Shibata then soaks up heat. Zay is frustrated but Shibata runs in to BOOT Perry! Zay LARIATS Nick up and out, then Private Party DOUBLE PLANCHA! Down go The Bucks and the fans fire up! Private Party puts Nick in and then Zay fires off in a corner. Zay rains down fists, fans count all the way to TEN!

Stokely Hathaway is watching, but Perry distracts Zay. Zay tells him to back off, then he fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” on Nick! Zay says “SUCK IT!” then runs, but Matt trips him up! Matt drags Zay out but Zay ROCKS Matt! Zay ROCKS Perry, but Nick PENALTY KICKS Zay down! The ref reprimands The Elite, but Perry goes around to CLUB Shibata! Matt does the same to Quen, and then Perry whips Shibata hard into railing! Matt Nick puts Zay back in, brings him up, and he tags Matt. The Buck smug Zay while Perry mugs Quen, and Perry drapes Quen from the apron. Matt does the same with Zay in the ropes!

Nick climbs up, The Elite coordinate, DRAPING SWANTON BOMB AND DDT TO THE FLOOR! The fans boo but Nick says “The, Elite. The the Elite.” The fans boo more, but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Perry soaks up heat, Nick stands Zay up and bumps him off buckles. Matt tags in, he drags Zay up and scoops to BACKBREAKER! Tag to Nick, he SLINGSHOT LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this but Nick tags Perry. Perry slingshot SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Perry stalks Zay, kicks him around, slaps him around, but Zay fires back! Zay has Perry in a corner as he fires shots, but Perry CLAWS Zay’s eyes! Perry snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Perry keeps Zay down and wrenches his arm. Tag to Matt and Matt CLUBS the arm. Rampage returns to single picture as Matt snapmares Zay into a chinlock.

The fans rally as Zay endures, and Zay fights up. Zay fires body shots, but Matt DECKS him! Matt BLASTS Quen, too! Tag to Nick, and The Bucks drag Zay up to double whip. Zay ducks the double lariats, but the Bucks double hip toss, only for Zay to rebound off ropes! DOUBLE ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up but Perry runs in! Zay TOSSES Perry to the apron, ELBOWS him down, then BOOTS Matt! Nick runs up, Zay dodges! Nick hits buckles, but Perry YANKS Shibata down! No hot tag for Zay! The fans boo but Perry sends Shibata into steel steps! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Zay, GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS, and feeds to Matt! ASSISTED SLICED BREAD!

Nick runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Zay survives and the fans fire up! Nick drags Zay up, tags Perry, and Perry drags Zay up to reel him in. Perry heads for the corner, but Zay RANAS Perry into the DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! The Bucks panic, Nick tags in, but Matt drags Zay up. But Zay fights free to facelock Matt. Nick still springboards in, so Zay catches him! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! The fans fire up as Zay rises up, and he hurries to hot tag Quen! Quen fires hands on The Bucks, DECKS Nick then DECKS Matt! SPLASH for Nick in a corner, then a NECKBREAKER! Matt BOOTS back, but runs into a SNAP POWERSLAM!

Cover, but Quen moves as Nick runs up! Nick’s ELBOW DROP hits Matt! Quen then runs up, DOUBLE RANA for The Bucks! The fans fire up as The Bucks bail out and regroup by the ramp. Quen goes up and up and SUPER CANNONBALLS! The Bucks go down, and Quen hurries to put Nick in! Springboard, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Nick stays in this but Quen stays on him. Quen steps on Nick, goes to the corner, and he climbs up. But Perry hurries to trip Quen up! The fans boo but Nick climbs. Nick drags Quen up, for the SUPER DUPER FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Quen survives and the fans fire up!

Nick tags Perry, and Perry storms over to Quen. Perry suplexes, but Quen slips free! Quen shoves Perry, ducks the Comebacker and PELES! Tag to Shibata! The fans go wild as Shibata fires forearms on Perry! Shibata runs, but Perry DROPKICKS him down! Perry roars, runs, but Shibata BOOTS him! Shibata whips Perry into a corner, fires forearms, then calls to Private Party. Shibata whips Perry to a corner, sends Quen in, and Quen hits a forearm SMASH! Quen sets up, Zay runs up, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay feeds Perry to a BOOT from Shibata! Cover, TWO! Perry survives but Shibata does not let off!

Shibata snapmares Perry, runs, and PENALTY- NO, Nick trips Shibata up! Zay DIVES onto Nick! Perry waistlocks, Shibata switches, O’Conner! TWO, but PENALTY KICK on the rebound!! Cover, Matt breaks it! Shibata DECKS Matt, and he storms over to Perry. The fans fire up, Shibata fires off on Perry, and Quen tags in. But then Nick YANKS Quen down! Th eBucks DOUBLE SEUPERKICK Shibata! DOUBLE SUPERKICK for Zay! Quen ducks kicks, but he misses his! TRIPLE SUPERKICKS as Perry joins in!! The Bucks hurry to their corner, Perry tags Matt. Matt hauls Quen up, Nick climbs up! Matt puts Quen on ropes, DOUBLE STOMP POWERBOMB COMBO!! Cover, TWO?!?!

The fans cannot believe it but Quen survives! Tag back to Perry and he takes aim, SACRIFIC- PARTY DETROYER!! Zay counters, and then Shibata HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS Perry!! Shibata puts Perry up, Zay GAMANGIRIS! Quen runs up, GIN & JUICE!!! Cover, THE BUCKS BREAK IT!! The fans boo but The Bucks mug Shibata. The Bucks TOSS Shibata, then drag Perry to safety. Matt tags Perry, and he storms up on Quen. Matt whips Quen, Quen goes to the apron! Zay runs up, Matt whips him! Private Party hits the SILLY- NO, Matt NORTHERN LIGHTS free! Quen leaps, but Matt add shim to a DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!

Matt rolls through, Nick joins in, E V P TRIGGER!!! Zay is done, but the Bucks haul Quen up! T K- NO, Zay trips Nick!! Quen victory rolls Matt, PRIVATE PARTY WINS!!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party, by pinfall

Five years later and it’s another shocker! Perry taunts Shibata with the TNT Championship, but The Bucks do give applause to Private Party. Will The Elite have to be much more careful if they want to keep their gold?

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Private Party may have won tonight, but they still need to earn their title shot! They’ll be in a Triple Threat against Top Flight’s Darius & Dante Martin and The House of Black’s Malakai Black & Buddy Murphy! The winners will be the NEW #1 contenders, who will get to live the WrestleDream against The Bucks? Plus, other rising tag teams are in action as the Grrrizzled Young Veterans take on The Outrunners! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make everyone understand they are SSSSOON to be recognized as AEW’s top guys? Or will the Youngest Men Alive show ’em that they ain’t seen nothing yet?

Then, while Wheeler Yuta is preparing to team with Bryan Danielson against former friends in Claudio Castagnoli & Pac, he is going to have a 1v1 match with BEEF! Will Anthony Henry’s second cousin through marriage just be an appetizer before the main course on Dynamite? Darby Allin may have made an Open Challenge for WrestleDream, he has a Collision with Johnny TV! Will Darby show us all how relentless he is? Or will he find he’s just not #TVReady? If you thought last week’s Lucha Libre Triple Threat was something, this week is a Fatal 4 Way of Hologram, Komander, Action Andretti and Nick Wayne!

Plus, Willow Nightingale is targeting Mariah May and the AEW Women’s World Championship, but she takes on The Infantry’s Trish Adora first. Will The Babe with the Power use The AfroPunk as a tune-up for the title match? Lastly, while The Conglomeration is in action against The Learning Tree’s Branches here tonight, they’ll have to turn right back around to face The Premier Athletes, Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari. Will this whole weekend be Freshly Squeezed?

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest and notes we haven’t seen Kris in action since her win at All Out. What does she have her sights set on next? Kris says we could all sense that Chicago Street Fight was the end of an era for her. She has been in a group, she has had a manager, and with the anniversary of Dynamite just passing, let’s bring it back to how she started in AEW: on her own. Kris is stronger, more independent, she’s like, a “Born Again Kristen.” We all saw that she is the toughest, the strongest, and- Kamille steps in. The Brickhouse asks if that’s right. Biggest? Toughest? Strongest? Her match is next.

Kamille pushes past Kris, and Mercedes Mone follows. The CEO tells Kris, “You better watch, b*tch.” Mone laughs, did she just put herself on Kris’ radar?

Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.

Renee is now with the wacky Aussie and says while she’s in a match tonight with Queen Aminata, does Harley have an update on Saraya after that vicious match with Jamie Hayter? Harley says Saraya is currently incapacitated. No further questions. But what about her match with- NO further questions! Then what about…? Oh, yes, yes, her match. She should say something on that. Harley tells Aminata, “You are in a lot of trouble. RAWR!” That’ll do, right? Sure… Harley heads out, will she take out her frustrations on Aminata tonight? Or is she going to end up “incapacitated” alongside Saraya?

Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Zoey Lynn!

The Brickhouse is The CEO’s big investment, and insurance policy. Will the former NWA World Women’s Champion remind us why she is a former NWA World Women’s Champion? Or can Zoey bring her down with some Angel Dust?

The bell rings and Kamille SPEARS Zoey!! The fans boo but Mone says Kamille has arrived! Kamille drags Zoey up, dragon sleepers, and TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Cover, Kamille wins!

Winner: Kamille, by pinfall

Mone raises Kamille’s hand as they both stand over Zoey Lynn. Between The CEO and The Brickhouse, will no one stop them from taking over AEW?

Backstage interview with Anna Jay.

Renee is now with The Queenslayer, and says she had a tremendous showing in her return to AEW last week. It got a lot of people’s attention, but especially Will Ospreay. Anna says yes, Ospreay tweeted out a compliment on how great she has improved, from footwork to pacing, so she thanks Ospreay for that. He’s not too bad himself. Having one of the greatest wrestlers alive today see your hard work paying off is one of the best feelings ever. So if Ospreay sees it, then you know the AEW Women’s Division is seeing it. So if you don’t take her word for it, and if you don’t take Ospreay’s word for it, just do her a favor and try her.

Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie speak.

The Virtuosa says, “This thing of ours operates according to a code. That those who want respect give respect.” La Wera Loca says, “It’s simple, elegant.” Deonna has shown Taya generosity, and Taya accepted it. Despite early missteps, Deonna remains committed to this thing of theirs, because Taya has earned Deonna’s respect by owning the misstep. Taya says there is much to learn for “I” to become “We.” Deonna says that is what is missing in a place like AEW. These two must teach AEW that they are all bound together by the code. Those that want respect must give respect. And those who refuse get it beaten into them!

Queen Aminata VS Harley Cameron!

The One True African Woman may have Serena Deeb in her sights, and the wacky Aussie may have Jamie Hayter on her mind, they both must focus on who is in the ring with them. Will Aminata prove to the Professor that she doesn’t need the lessons? Or can Harley show Hayter that she’s not the only one who hits hard?

The bell rings, the two circle, and Harley KNEES low! Harley headlocks, Aminata powers up and out, then waistlocks. Harley fights the lift, throws elbows, then runs. Aminata gets around to waistlock and SLAM! The fans fire up while Harley hobbles up. Aminata and Harley circle again, Harley gets around to waistlock, but Aminata wrenches out. Aminata wristlocks, brings Harley down, then steps over to twerk attack! Aminata wrenches more, but Harley kicks low! And KICKS again! And ENZIGIRIS! Aminata wobbles, Harley brings Aminata in and, uh, wait, aren’t The Iron Savages the ones who take us to Tiddy City?

Harley runs, but Aminata ROCKS her! Amianta snapmares Harley, runs, and PENALTY KICKS! The fans fire up while Aminata smiles, and she stalks Harley to a corner. Aminata runs around the world to BOOT WASH! Aminata reminds us she is the one and only, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Aminata pushes Harley around, brings her up, but Harley bails out. Harley says timeout, but Aminata goes out after her. Aminata storms up but Harley KNEES her low, then THROWS her by her hair! Harley CHOKES Aminata on the outside, but Aminata kicks her away. The ref reprimands but Harley grins. Harley storms up on Aminata, SMACKS her off the apron, and then soaks up heat. Harley puts Aminata in the ring, continues to play coy, then storms up to HIP DROP Aminata. Cover, TWO! Harley is annoyed but Aminata fires body shots. Harley CLUBS Aminata down, then clamps on a chinlock.

Harley grinds Aminata down, but Aminata endures. Aminata fights up, fights back, but Harley knees low again! Harley bumps Aminata off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, but steps off as the ref counts. Harley bumps Aminata off more buckles, then grinds her boot in. The ref counts, Harley steps back, and she drags Aminata up. Harley brings Aminata around to throw her down by her hair! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this, but Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Harley ELBOWS Aminata in the shoulder! And ELBOWS her again! Harley LICKS Aminata, then runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Harley overcommitted on that deep leg hook, and Amianta survives for it. Harley runs in, but Aminata puts her on the apron! Harley ROUNDHOUSES, puts Aminata in ropes, and AX KICKS her down! The fans boo but Harley aims, to then run and- NO, Aminata blocks the kick to trip Harley up! Harley hits the apron hard, and Aminata brings her around. DOUBLE CHOP! The fans fire up and Aminata puts Harley in the ring. Aminata storms up but Harley fires forearms!

Aminata ROCKS Harley! And DOUBLE CHOPS! Harley falls, jumps back up, but Aminata wrenches and snap suplexes! And LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Harley survives but Aminata stays cool. Aminata runs in again, but Harley avoids the boot wash! Harley RAMS into Aminata again and again, but the ref counts. Harley lets off, huffs ‘n’ puffs, then runs in. Aminata goes up and over, comes back, and she catches Harley’s crossbody! The fans cheer as Amianta swings, but Harley sunset flips through! High stack, TWO! Aminat ais up, she dodges Harley, and scoops again! Harley tilt-o-whirls but Aminata powers her to a BACKBREAKER!

The fans fire up, QUEEN’S CROWN!! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

The former #BrainDrain gives Aminata a great win, but then Serena Deeb attacks from behind!! The Professor is pissed, and she SLAMS Amianta’s leg on the apron! Serena grins as she grabs the leg and pulls it against ropes in a HALF CRAB! Aminata taps, but here comes Britt Baker! The Doctor is returning the favor from Wednesday, but Serena bails! The Professor got her shots on Aminata, but will the walls start closing in?

Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.

Renee is now with Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn, and Caster is still sporting the remade jacket. With that, let’s talk MXM Collection. It is hard to keep track of what is going on, but Billy speaks up. He doesn’t mean to correct her, but he is “Hans!” Hans Gunn! But MXM, how stupid are you to not know it was Billy? It was Billy all along! So stupid, trying to embarrass The Best Wrestler Alive, try to embarrass The Acclaimed, with a makeover on Caster’s jacket. Y’know what? Caster likes the lace, how it makes his arms look bigger. And this heart cutout makes his muscles look popping! He looks as handsome as ever!

Bowens says that’s right! Before, they were gonna cut that thing up. But no, MXM just embarrassed themselves. Acclaimed said to nut up or shut up, and they sure shut up MXM real quick. Just like they will do if they get in the ring. Because once The Acclaimed is done with MXM, they will get the makeover of a lifetime. WHY? Because EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed! When and where will Platinum Max & The Scissor King cut down the Sultan of Suave and the Mahogany Hunk?

BREAKING NEWS for WrestleDream!

After Konosuke Takeshita attacked Will Ospreay and Ricochet on Wednesday, it seems the only way to settle this International Championship scenario is with a TRIPLE THREAT! Will The Alpha finally have gold in AEW? Will the Aerial Assassin finally be done with The Don Callis Family? Or are they both overlooking The One & Only?

Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!

The Conglomeration has been very busy this week. They were here Wednesday to confront The Learning Tree, and we now have Mark Briscoe VS Chris Jericho for the ROH World Championship at WrestleDream. But speaking of, Jericho is joining commentary to watch his guys, The Redwood & The Bad Apple. Will Freshly Squeezed & The Violent Artist prune these Branches? Or will they be made to respect Chris Jericho?

The teams sort out and Cassidy starts against Bill. The fans rally as Cassidy and Bill stare down, and Bill mocks the hands in pockets. The fans boo, but Bill says show him how it’s done then. Cassidy puts his hands near pockets, but Bill runs up! Cassidy dodges, sunset flips, but Bill stays standing. Cassidy stops trying, and Bill YANKS Cassidy up! Bill whips, Cassidy stops by holding ropes, and then Casidy bails out. Cassidy shakes his head, knowing his limits against a man as big as Bill. Bill mockingly holds the ropes open and calls to Cassidy like a puppy dog. Cassidy steps up, but then rolls into the ring.

The fans cheer as Cassidy lounges on the mat. Bill storms up but then Cassidy rolls back out of the ring. The fans cheer more while Bill gets annoyed. Bill storms out, Cassidy slides in! Bill steps back in, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tags Kyle! Kyle runs up but Bill RAMS him! Kyle drops out of the ring and the fans cheer. Bill is annoyed as he watches Kyle & Cassidy coordinate. They go up, Bill runs up, but The Conglomeration drops back. Bill is getting mad, but The Conglomeration high-five and the fans cheer. Keith says don’t worry, Bill, just cool down. Keith and Bill talk strategy while Kyle finally returns.

Bill tags Keith and the fans rally up. Keith and Kyle circle, but Keith takes a swing on Cassidy! Cassidy avoids it, and Kyel waistlocks to then wrangle Keith. Kyle floats all over, slaps Keith around, then eggs him on. The fans cheer, but Keith frowns. Keith SLAPS Kyel! Kyle storms up, Keith bails out, and the chase is on. Bill is lurking, but Kyel dodges him! BOOT for Keith! But Bill has Kyle with the guzel! CHOKE- NO, Cassidy DROPKICKS Bill! Bill lets Kyle go but he also stays up. Bill frowns, but Kyle BOOTS him, then Kyle FLYING KNEES Keith! Cassidy DIVES and he sends Bill into railing! Kyle pushes Keith into Bill, and then KICKS!

Cassidy “kicks,” Kyle KICKS, and repeat as Rampage goes pictur ein pnicture!

The KICKS and kicks keep going, then it’s just all KICKS as Cassidy gets serious! The Conglomeration puts Keith in, DOUBLE KICK Bill, then Kyle hurries into the ring. Kyle fires knees into Keith, then tags Cassidy. They whip Keith, kitchen sink knee, and basement dropkick! Kyle runs to KNEE DROP, Cassidy runs up, to cover! TWO! Cassidy checks and yes, it was a two count, so Cassidy gives thumbs up. Cassidy brings Keith up, ROCKS him, and tags in Kyle. Kyle climbs up and rains down fists! Kyle goes all the way to TEN, then tags Cassidy back in. Cassidy climbs up, and he rains down fists! Well, just one really. Snapmare, cover, TWO!

Cassidy keeps Keith from Bill with a facelock, then a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this, but Cassidy storms up on him in a corner. Cassidy fires hands, then bumps Keith off buckles. Tag to Kyle and Kyle fires forearms., Keith CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Kyle hits a double leg takedown! Then some ground ‘n’ pound! And then ARMBAR! Keith has the ROPEBREAK! Kyle lets go quickly, and he whips Keith into the corner. Tag to Cassidy, and The Conglomeration stomps away! Then Cassidy runs to basement dropkick in the corner! Cover, TWO! Cassidy scoops Keith to SLAM him!

Cassidy tags Kyle, Kyle goes up the corner, and he FLYING KNEE DROPS! Cover, TWO! Kyle ties the legs up, sits Keith up, FIGURE FOUR COBRA TWIST CMBO! Cassidy scoots in for a photo op, but Keith endures being twisted up. Kyle makes it a cradle, TWO! Kyle brings Keith around, but Keith fires forearms! Kyle fires a strike fest, then sweeps the leg! Kyle paces around, we get a great shot coming through one of the Pittsburgh University halls, and Rampage returns to single picture. Kyle tags Cassidy, they mug Keith but Keith fights back! Keith suplexes Cassidy, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!

Kyle steps up to AX & SMASH! Kyle clinches Keith, Cassidy takes aim, but Bill runs up! Cassidy dodges Bill, Keith breaks free of Kyle, and Cassidy runs at Keith! Keith ducks the Orange Punch to send Cassidy back at Bill for a HAYMAKER! Keith hits an EXPLODER on Cassidy, but Kyle grabs a leg! ANKLE LOCK!! Jericho shouts to roll out, Keith does roll, and Kyle is sent into a HAYMAKER! Keith waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Tag to Bill and the fans are torn. Bill runs to SPLASH Kyle, then he SPLASHES Cassidy! And repeat! Bill then BOOTS Kyle down! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, but runs into the BIG BOSS MAN SLAM!!

The fans fire up with Bill and he tags back to Keith. Keith covers Cassidy, TWO! Keith rains down fists on Cassidy, Bill goes after Kyle! Bill CLUBS away on Kyle, then sends him into Keith’s KILLER KNEE! Keith reels Cassidy in, underhooks, and TIGER KNEE STRIKE!! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Keith is frustrated. Cassidy flounders to a corner, Keith tells fans to shut up, and he runs in, to GAMANGIRI! Keith hoists Cassidy up top, ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again. Keith drags Cassidy around, goes up the corner, but Cassidy fights with elbows! Cassidy sends Keith tumbling down! Bill runs in, but only gets buckles!

Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls on Bill, but Bill stops the DDT! Kyle slips in, and he dropkicks Bill’s leg! Bill drops to a knee, but he still holds Cassidy up! So Kyle runs in again and push-starts a DDT!! Then a PENALTY KICK!! Bill falls, Keith returns! Keith DECKS Kyle! But Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS Keith! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives and Jericho is relieved. Cassidy drags Keith up, tags Kyle, and The Conglomeration sets up! But Keith fights out of the suplex, RISING HEADBUTTS Cassidy, and he ENZIGIRIS Kyle! Keith then goes up, has Cassidy, SUPER EXPLODER!! Keith roars, but Kyle PENALTY KICKS again!

Keith roars as he rises, and the forearms start flying! The fans fire up as these two go back and forth! Kyle KICKS! Keith CHOPS! Kyle KICKS! Keith CHOPS but Kyle blocks! Kyle kicks but Keith blocks! But then Kyle rolls through to have the ANKLE LOCK!! Jericho panics and leaves commentary! Jericho is on the apron distracting the ref, right as Keith is tapping! Keith crawls to ropes, but here comes Rocky Romero! Azucar YANKS Jericho down and sends him into steel steps! But Bill BOOTS Rocky! Kyle FLYING KNEES Bill! Cassidy runs to DIVE! Down goes Bill at the ramp and hard! Conglomeration hurry to get Keith!

ORANGE ANNIHILATION!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: Kyle O’Reilly & Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

The numbers game didn’t go how Jericho wanted, and his team is on the losing end! Will this be the same for when The Learning Tree takes on The Sussex County Chicken in Tacoma, Washington? Or will The Ocho still become The Nueve?

Meanwhile, Kyle & Cassidy only have 24 hours to rest, because they have a Collision with The Premier Athletes tomorrow night! Will Pittsburgh be Freshly Squeezed all weekend long?

My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, which is interesting as there’s word Rampage is going to be shut down for whatever show AEW puts on Fox Sports 1. Honestly, they should’ve been trying hard the whole time with Rampage but whatever. Kamille probably had the shortest squash match in AEW yet, but it was to make a point after she and Mone got in Kris’s face. Kris’s promo was still rather Heel like, but it’s a bit surprising that she and Stokely Hathaway have just parted ways with no real pomp or circumstance. And pitting her against Kamille and Mone would be quite the way to turn her back to Face. Not that Kris’s attitude needs to change, she’d just be Face by default with those two.

Very good promo from Deonna & Taya, this maybe should’ve been given to us a bit sooner, but it also doesn’t really add much to the story. Good promo from Anna Jay, can’t wait to see what’s next for her. Good promo from Harley to segue into her match, which was a great match. Like Anna Jay, Harley is really improving, but Aminata still gets a great win. But of course Serena attacks Aminata, and then of course Britt Baker saves Aminata. I feel like we could get a tag match of Britt & Aminata VS Serena and who knows, but it’d be a great opportunity for any Heel to get on TV, maybe have someone actually take Serena up on teaching them things.

Great opening Six Man Tag tonight, definitely higher quality than what they usually put on Rampage. And it was rather surprising Shibata & Private Party took the win here, if only because they also announced that Triple Threat #1 Contenders match during it. I kinda though that news undercut what was going on in the match, regardless of who won. But given the feud between House of Black and Top Flight, I feel like Private Party wins out and they get the tag title match. As it stands, it doesn’t feel like Shibata or Private Party win the titles at WrestleDream, mostly because The Elite might cheat, but it’d be so great if Private Party finally won the big one.

And great main event here, even if this feud of Conglomeration and #JerichoVortex is going a little longer than needed. I really hope Jericho VS Briscoe for the ROH World Championship is the blowoff, and hopefully with Briscoe retaining. Not sure what that would mean for either team, but if it’s what we’ve all been hoping, i.e. Jericho mistreating Bill and Bill turning on Jericho, that’d be nice. Bill can maybe get himself going on a title story, too, using even just one win over Jericho as the springboard towards the TNT or Continental Championships.