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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (8/16/24)

Kip Sabian is on a Rampage!

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Will The Prodigy become a disappointment?

The Patriarchy has been mocking Kip Sabian over his late father, but now he’s fighting back! Will he make tonight Superbad for Nick Wayne?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Butcher & The Outrunners; The Conglomeration wins.
  • Nyla Rose VS Erica Leigh w/ The Outrunners; Nyla wins.
  • Kip Sabian VS Nick Wayne w/ Shayna Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus; Nick wins.
  • Rush & Kyle Fletcher VS Rhett Titus & KM; Rush & Kyle win.
  • Top Flight w/ Leila Grey VS The MXM Collection; Top Flight wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Butcher & The Outrunners!

Wednesday night on Dynamite, Orange Cassidy won himself the number one spot in the All In Casino Gauntlet. So tonight, alongside Mark Briscoe & Tomohiro Ishii, the word of the day is, “Preparedness!” Just about anyone can come out in the Casino Gauntlet, will Freshly Squeezed know how he fairs against Andy Williams, Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum? Or will this equally unique trio #OutButcher The Conglomeration?

Kyle O’Reilly joins commentary to share that Mark says the actual word of the day is, “Cohesiveness.” The teams sort out and Mark starts against Butcher. The fans rally for the ROH World Champion as he and Butcher circle. They tie up, but Butcher kicks low! Butcher grins, whips, but Mark ducks ‘n’ dodges! Mark CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Mark then fires forearm after forearm! Mark whips, Butcher reverses but Mark CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up and Butcher hurries to tag in Truth. Truth runs up, but Mark kicks and shoves him! Truth runs back up, but Mark dodges! Turbo tags in, but Mark fires hands on both Outrunner!

Mark ROCKS and CHOPS and repeat! Then REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT on Truth! Mark winds up again to ROLLING ELBOW! The fans fire up, but Turbo waistlocks. Mark switches, brings Turbo over, and he tags in Ishii. Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Turbo! Then Mark & Ishii whip Turbo, but Turbo blocks the double hip toss! Truth runs in, but Ishii & Mark use Turbo to back drop him! Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Turbo! The fans fire up, Cassidy joins in to flex, and then Cassidy taunts Butcher by putting hands in pockets! Butcher runs up but gets run over by Mark & Ishii! The fans cheer again, and Ishii goes for Turbo.

Ishii stands Turbo up, ROCKS him, and Turbo staggers, Ishii slap shim around, so Turbo fires a hand! That doesn’t bother Ishii, so Turbo fires more shots! Turbo CHOPS, but Ishii doesn’t even flinch! Turbo apologizes, asks for forgiveness, but he get a CHOP instead! And another CHOP! And then Ishii brings Turbo around to bump off buckles. Tag to Mark, he stomps away on Turbo! The fans cheer, Mark lets off to then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Turbo goes to ropes, but Mark brings him up and around to CHOP! Mark CLUBS away on Turbo, then fires another forearm! Turbo knees low in return!

Turbo tags Truth, then Turbo feeds Mark to another knee! Mark DECKS Truth for it! And he DECKS Turbo! But Butcher drags Mark out! Butcher RAMS Mark into railing, then gives him a RAILING BACK SUPLEX! Butcher CLAWS and BITES Mark, then puts him in the ring. The Outrunners stomp away on Mark while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Truth rains down fists on Mark, then lets off to soak up the heat. Truth drags Mark up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Butcher. They mug Mark, stomp him, then Butcher CHOPS him! Butcher whips Mark hard into a corner, then BITES him again! The ref reprimands but Butcher lets off at 4. Mark CHOPS, but Butcher ROCKS him back. Butcher wrenches, tags Turbo, and Turbo goes up to AX HANDLE Mark down! Cover, TWO! Turbo rains down fists now, then covers, TWO! Turbo puts Mark on ropes, fires hands, then snapmares him into a chinlock. Mark endures, Rampage returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.

Mark fights up, fans chant “MAN UP!” and Mark fires body shots. Turbo ROCKS Mark first! Turbo reels Mark in, suplexes, but Mark fights the suplex! Turbo still tries but Mark fires body shots! Turbo CLUBS Mark, then brings Mark in. But it’s Mark who suplexes up and over! The fans fire up and Mark stands. Mark dodges Turbo to hot tag Ishii! The Pitbull dodges Turbo to ROCK Butcher! Turbo runs up but Ishii dodges again, so now Turbo BLASTS Butcher! GERMAN SUPLEX for Turbo! Truth runs up, Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii whips, Truth reverses, but Ishii uses that to LARIAT Turbo! Then Ishii dodges Truth, Truth runs into Turbo!

Ishii runs to CLOBBER Truth! Ishii spins Turbo to suplex! BRAINBUSTER! The fans fire up while Turbo flounders to a corner. Ishii CHOPS him, CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Butcher runs up to CLUB Ishii! Butcher tags Truth in, The Outrunners double whip Ishii. Ishii stops himself, then he DUMPS the Outrunners out! Butcher whips Ishii, runs up, but Ishii CLOBBERS Butcher! Tag to Cassidy, and he tags Mark, before he DIVES onto the Outrunners! Cassidy keeps going, he fetches a chair for Mark! The fans fire up as Mark sets this chair up, and he runs, only for Butcher to KICK Mark low!

The fans boo, but Butcher reels Mark in. Cassidy takes a seat in the chair, which surprises Butcher. Mark slips away to then RKF UPPERCUT! ORANGE PUNCH added on! Then Mark uses the chair to FLY! Down go the Outrunners, and Mark fires up! He high-fives the front row, then puts Turbo in. Ishii is there to LARIAT!! Truth returns, Mark reels him in and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

Cohesiveness? Check! Preparedness? Check! Will Cassidy go from being the first one in to the one that wins in the All In Casino Gauntlet? Or will no one be ready for who jumps in that match?

Wait, speaking of jumping in, The Native Beast just jumps right out to have her turn in the ring! She’s been on a win streak between AEW and ROH, and she figures why wait? Her opponent, Erica Leigh, is already ringside being The Outrunners’ valet, will things only go from bad to worse for the youngest trio alive?

Nyla Rose VS Erica Leigh w/ The Outrunners!

The bell rings and Turbo does his best to fire Erica up. He pushes her at Nyla a little too hard, and Erica apologizes. Erica pats Nyla on the shoulder, shakes her hand, and says she’ll just give Nyla the win by count out. But Nyla doesn’t let Erica leave the ring! Nyla whips Erica, scoops her, and POWERSLAMS her! Then SENTONS! Turbo shouts at Nyla and says she wouldn’t be able to do that to him! Turbo flexes, but then Nyla storms up and she flexes! “Maybe I would!” Turbo apologizes now, and he backs away. Nyla turns around, and Erica SHOTGUNS! Erica fires up, runs up, but into a BOOT!

Nyla runs to CROSSBODY! Then she ELBOWS Erica down! Nyla roars, reels Erica in, and hits a BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Yep, they definitely got worse for The Outrunners. But will Nyla use this appetizer to find her way back to the feast that is the AEW Women’s World Championship?

 

The Outcasts are in the ring.

Rampage returns as Saraya & Harley Cameron are already standing in the ring, mics in hand. Harley says, “Tomorrow is Saraya’s birthday. Her 22nd birthday, yes.” It’s not, but whatever. Harley says not a single person in this ENTIRE building has said ANYTHING to her about it! They should all be ashamed! The fans now chant, “Happy Birthday!” Saraya smiles, and Harley says she does have something for her prepared. Saraya stops smiling, because Harley starts singing Happy Birthday. Saraya stops her before the D in “day,” and says she is not in the mood. Well, neither is Harley!

Saraya says let’s recap the past year of her life. Harley says, “We shall!” Saraya reminds us that last year at All In London, in her home, she won THE AEW Women’s World Championship. VICTORY~! And then Saraya started her reign as the Unproblematic Icon. NO PROBLEMS~! Harley, stop screaming! Then Saraya lost the title, and never got a bloody rematch for it! OUTRAGEOUS! Indeed. And then, Sararya lost friends. LOSER! No, Saraya’s not a loser. Then, Saraya is “mysteriously” kept off PPVs and shows. NEGLECTED! And Saraya did TBS that Dinner and a Movie thing as a favor! Streaming now on the app.

And now, AEW has the audacity to not have something for Saraya at All In this year?! Unacceptable! But y’know what else is unacceptable? WAIT! Here comes Toni Storm! Speaking of both the AEW Women’s World Championship match from last year, and losing friends over it, The Leading Lady was the woman Saraya beat for the title, which sent her off on this downward spiral into success! Toni sets the title on the ground, and tells Norfolk, “This whore you all adore, this slut you can’t rebut, this tramp is still the champ!” But Saraya, Toni is about to fight for her life against Mariah May, a monster of her own creation.

But Toni will never forget everything that she and Saraya have been through together. And how Saraya has turned into “the pastiest pile of s*itty titties I have ever seen.” Saraya’s jaw drops but Harley tries to tell her none of that is true. Toni says if Saraya wants this title, if Saraya wants to go All In, then happy birthday! Next week, Dynamite in Cardiff, if Saraya beats Toni, she can have it all! Saraya tells Toni, they’ve been “really good friends” for a long time. And the reason is… is because Toni’s a stupid slag!! Next week, Saraya kicks Toni’s ass! Toni says Saraya’s gonna need a bigger foot. Chin up, tits out, and watch for the SHOE~!

You heard that right! Toni Storm is going to risk it all before she risks it all! Storm VS Saraya will be for the title, will it be a Good Knight in Cardiff? Or will the Leading Lady still have the spotlight on her going into Wembley Stadium?

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

Max Caster tells The Young Bucks that they got a taste of reality! They couldn’t beat The Acclaimed on their own, they needed their boys, FTR! The two teams at the top of the division are gatekeeping! No more! Saturday Night Collision, FTR will get theirs, but they’re not facing “the scissor guys.” No, they get The Acclaimed, Caster & Bowens, mic drop! Bowens says FTR was told to stay out of The Acclaimed’s way, but they just couldn’t resist, could they? So now, they pay the price! They step in the ring with The Acclaimed, and The Acclaimed will whip their asses so bad! Then Acclaimed walks into Wembley and finally take those AEW World Tag Team Championships!

NUT UP OR SHUT UP, see you on Collision! Billy Gunn says the real top guys, out! Will Platinum Max & The Five Tool Player make sure no one stops them from returning to the top of the mountain?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

While The Acclaimed and FTR have it out with winners heading to All In, the ROH World Tag Team Championships will be on the line as The Kingdom defends against Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara. Will The Natural & Spanish God make Taven & Bennett pay for their part in last night’s 8v4 beatdown? Then, Eddie Kingston returns after his long absence to address his own All In intentions! Will The Mad King have something big planned for Wembley? Plus, as she prepares for her TBS Championship match, Britt Baker goes 1v1 with Harley Cameron! Will The DMD sharpen her teeth before going after The CEO?

 

Kip Sabian VS Nick Wayne w/ Shayna Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus!

Mr. Superbad has been through a super rough time. He lost his father, wanted advice from Christian Cage, but got treated like he was nothing. Will Kip make sure The Patriarchy’s Prodigy feels a lot worse than that? Or will having Mother Wayne and “big brother” Killswitchasaurus ringside help Nick come out the winner?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally for Kip as he and Nick tie up. Kip powers Nick back, but Nick pulls hair! Nick puts Kip in the corner while the ref reprimands, and then the ref counts. Nick lets go at 4, to SLAP Kip! The fans boo but Nick smirks before bailing out. Nick wants everyone to settle down, but Kip waits on Nick. Nick steps back into the ring, and he circles with Kip. They tie up, but Nick kicks low. Nick headlocks, Christian Cage watching from the back. Christian is proud of his “son,” but Kip powers out to headlock back. Nick powers up and out but Kip runs him over!

The fans cheer, Kip keeps moving, but Nick drops, only for Kip to avoid the hurdle. Kip SLAPS Nick in return! Nick takes a swing, Kip ducks ‘n’ dodges then slides under. Kip shoves Nick, and CALF KICKS him down! Kip then drags Nick right up to fireman’s carry and GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Kip keeps cool and the fans rally up. Kip brings Nick up and to a corner, to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” while Nick staggers away. Mama Shayna coaches her boy, but Kip CHOPS him! But Nick mule kicks in return! Nick ROCKS Kip, then runs corner to corner, but Kip puts him on the apron, Kip then triangle jump GAMANGIRIS!

Nick goes tot he floor, Kip goes to the apron. ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Nick and the fans fire up with Kip! Mama Shayna gets right up in Kip’s face, saying how dare he treat her son like that! Kip backs up, she says it’s because he’s scared. Kip goes for Nick, but Nick YANKS him into the post! Nick RAMS Kip into the railing! The fans boo while Kip writhes, but Nick drags Kip up, to TOSS h8im to the timekeeper’s area! Another rough landing for Kip, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Nick leaves Kip behind for the ring count to handle. Kip is still down at 5 of 10, and Nick soaks up the heat from Norfolk. Kip manages to sit up, and then he hobbles his way over. We’re at 8 of 10! Kip flips off Luchasaurus before rolling in at 9.5! But Nick goes right at Kip with kicks and stomps! The ref reprimands, Nick lets off, and Kip drags himself up int he corner. Kip kicks at Nick but Nick grabs the bad arm. Nick CLUBS it, CLUBS it again, then CLUBS Kip down. Cover, TWO! Nick mockingly applauds Kip’s toughness, and kicks him around. Kip goes to ropes, Nick wraps the arm around and pulls on it!

The ref counts, Nick lets off at 4, and Mama Shayna SLAPS Kip! Nick covers, TWO! Kip stays in this but Nick drags him around. Nick snapmares Kip, isolates the bad arm, then flexes while he stands on it. Nick STOMPS it! Kip clutches the arm, but Nick stalks him to a corner. Nick drags Kip up, wrenches the arm, then goes for a double wristlock. Kip powers up to arm-drag free! Nick goes to a corner while Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Kip runs, but Nick ROCKS him at the ropes. Nick runs, Kip follows, but Nick goes up and over! Nick waistlocks to GERMAN SUPELX! Kip lands hard, but he rises back up!? Kip HALF ‘N’ HALF SUPLEXES Nick! The fans fire up with Kip and he runs, springboards, but into a CUTTER! Nick aims to SUPERKICK! And then he reels Kip in, tucks him, PACKAGE DDT!! Cover, TWO?!? Kip survives and Nick is shocked! Mama says finish this, and Nick looks to a corner. Nick drags Kip up, goes up and up, but Kip catches Nick to a torture rack! Nick flails, but Mama gets on the apron! The fans boo, Nick slips free, and Luchasaurus is on the other apron!

Nick shoves Kip into a HEADBUTT! And then WAYNE’S WORLD!! Cover, Nick wins!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall

It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes one to screw over Kip Sabian! Nick celebrates, and insists the ref also raise Mama Wayne’s hand, too. Well, she did do a lot of the work. But will The Patriarchy still hold everyone else down? Or will a team come along to tear it all down?

 

Scorpio Sky speaks.

The Closer says, “You know who it is. I’m here at Private Party’s club because I’ve got some serious business I want to talk with them. It might be a private party, but I’m always invited.” Scorpio walks up, but Private Party’s personal bouncer, Cheesecake, says Scorpio is not invited. The Infantry see that and do their best to hold in a laugh. Scorpio is passed up by quite a few ladies, and Brandon Cutler!? Well, he is The Young Bucks’ good friend. Cutler tells Scorpio, “Playa hate from outside the club.” OOOOOH~! Scorpio says yeah, yeah, whatever. But he asks Cheesecake that there’s no way one-half of the first-ever AEW World Tag Team Champions is getting snubbed.

But then Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy walk out to check on everyone waiting, and they see Scorpio. They tell Cheesecake this is definitely an oversight. This is Scorpio Sky! Now the party can get started! Quen & Zay let Scorpio in, as well as The Infantry, but will this be a chip on the shoulder of the former Face of The Revolution?

 

Rush & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Rhett Titus & KM!

El Toro Blanco proved just last week that he is willing to do anything, to anyone, all for the sake of success. Will Rush and the Aussie Arrow tear their way through the AEW roster all for the sake of The Don Callis Family’s success?

The teams sort out, and Kyle starts against big KM. They tie up, KM kicks low, and KM whips Kyle to a corner. KM runs in but Kyle dodges, the splash hits buckles! Kyle comes back to forearm SMASH! Kyle fires off on KM, the fans fire up, but KM shoves him back. KM runs up, but into a scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! KM scrambles, Titus tags in to ROCK Kyle! Titus whips, Kyle reverses and catches Titus out of the air! Kyle smiles as he swings and SLAMS Titus down! The fans fire up, and Kyle drags Titus up to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Then tag to Rush. Titus is in the corner, Rush runs up to SPLASH!

Rush CHOSP Titus, CHOSP him again, then CHOPS, body shots, and sits Titus down! Rush stomps away, then lets off to scuff Titus’ face again and again. The fans rally as Rush goes corner to corner. KM gets up but Kyle CALF KICKS him down! Rush says you mess with the bull, you get THE BULL’S HORNS!! Cover on Titus, the Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: Rush & Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

A dominant win, but was there ever any doubt? And with Konosuke Takeshita on his way back from NJPW’s G1 Climax, is the family only going to be that much more dangerous?

 

The Don Callis Family speaks backstage.

Rampage returns as Don Callis himself says, “Just a taste of what The Don Callis Family can deliver. Rush and Kyle Fletcher, I love what you did. I love what you do every time you’re out there. It turns me on!” Rush says yeah, but did Callis watch what Rush did to Preston Vance. Yes, and he loved that, too! So then, now Callis knows who Rush really is, right? Then it is time for Callis to show Rush something. Something big. Because Rush showed Callis who he really is. No more promises, time to deliver! Right? Callis’ turn to show Rush something! Because Rush is the best! Callis loves that, too! Something big!

Rush leaves, Kyle makes a look like, “What’s up with that?” Callis says it’s fine, because if Rush is not pissed off 24/7, then Callis isn’t doing his job. But how is Kyle doing? Uh, not great. Kyle wanted to apologize for last week. It was his indecisiveness, his not following orders, that cost him against MJF. And that ultimately left him bloodied in the ring. Kyle doesn’t really know where to go from here. Callis says Kyle never has to apologize for anything. You know why? Because they’re family. Plus, Kyle is just 25 years old and yet he’s the golden goose of this company. Just keep on going, don’t care about the past.

Callis says Kyle is his guy, and they shake on it. Will The Protostar be able to focus on what’s next so that he, too, can become the best?

 

Top Flight w/ Leila Grey & Action Andretti VS The MXM Collection!

Darius & Dante Martin were just minding their own business when Mansoor & Mason Madden had to make this about metrosexuality. Will the Martins make MXM look like Maximum Male Morons? Or will the Iron Chic & Mahogany Hunk hog the runway on their way to the top of the tag division?

Wow, Top Flight is bringing the entire flight crew! Action is their copilot, and Lio Rush even joins commentary for air traffic control. The teams sort out and Dante starts against Mansoor. The fans rally for Top Flight as the two circle. They tie up, Mansoor wrenches and wristlocks, but Dante rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Dante arm-drags Mansoor, things speed up, and Mansoor dodges to run Dante over! Mansoor then POSES! Things speed up, Dante drops, hurdles, but Mansoor shoves him. Mansoor then scoops to SLAM Dante, and he flexes. Mansoor kisses the bicep, then drops elbow, after elbow, then POSES!

The fans cheer, but Dante KICKS Mansoor from below! Dante gets up, gets around, and then trips Mansoor out of the air! Dante steps on Mansoor, then poses! The fans cheer as Dante models the new ring gear and that just upsets Mansoor. Mansoor runs up but into an arm-drag! And another arm-drag! Dante slips around to arm-drag again! Dante has the armlock but Mansoor endures. Mansoor fights up but Dante wrenches him. Tag to Darius and Darius LEAP FROGS to hit the arm! The fans rally as Mansoor tags Mason! Mason says enough, and he storms up to Darius. Mason towers over Darius, so Darius gets around to waistlock.

Mason throws Darius away, runs in at the corner, but Darius goes up and over! Darius keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Mason scoops! Mason laughs, but Darius slips out of his arms! Mason throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Mason then storms up on Darius. Mason CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” and Mason whips corner to corner. Darius goes up but Mason catches him, swings him around, LEG DROP DDT! Tag to Mansoor, and Mason sends Mansoor in to SPLASH! Mason ELBOWS, then feeds Darius to a Manhattan drop! Mansoor then dropkicks the legs out, and Mason runs to HIP ATTACK! The fans cheer as MXM pose! Mansoor covers, TWO!

Mansoor suplexes, Darius slips free, and Darius dodges to DROPKICK! Mansoor ends up in the corner, Darius runs up. Mansoor puts Darius on the apron but Dante tags in. Dante jumps in as Darius CHOPS Mansoor! Dante runs up to A-LIST LARIAT! Tag back to Darius, and he snap suplexes! Darius kips up, tags Dante, and Dante slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up while Mansoor bails out. Mason runs in, Top Flight DUMP him to the apron! Mason stands, Darius sets up and Dante runs in, FLIGHT IN MOTION! Mason falls to join Mansoor at the ramp. Top Flight Attendant Leila says the lane is open, Top Flight DOUBLE DIVE!

Down goes MXM and the fans fire up! Top Flight high-fives the fans, then they help Leila up to the apron, the whole flight crew stands tall while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Top Flight goes back for MXM and they throw hands! Dante has Mansoor, ROCKS him around the way, but Mansoor kicks back. Mansoor fires forearms, then a ROLLING- NO, Dante blocks to CHOP! They both go into the ring, and Dante DECKS Mansoor! Cover, ONE!! Dante keeps on Mansoor but Mansoor shoves him back. Darius tags in, Dante catches Mansoor for a clinch, and he ripcords Mansoor for a LARIAT STO COMBO! Darius covers, TWO! Darius KNEES Mansoor, clamps on a chinlock, and he grinds Mansoor down. Mansoor endures, fights around, and fights to his feet. Mansoor powers up and out, drops under, but Darius hurdles the back drop.

Mansoor sneaks a tag to Mason before he drops again. Mansoor then stops the hurdle and Mason runs in, CALF KICK SPINEBUSTER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Mason is frustrated but he drags Darius up. Mason CHOPS Darius, fires body shots from all sides, then tags Mansoor back in. They wrench and whip Darius, to then scoop and LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! Mansoor is frustrated now and he stomps away on Darius! Darius fires body shots in return, but Mansoor ROCKS him! Mansoor CHOKES Darius on ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and Darius sputters while Mansoor tags Mason.

MXM double whip, double ELBOW, then POSE! Then they finger boop and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Mason covers, TWO! Darius stays in this but Mason drags him up to body shot! Darius sputters, but Mason tags Mansoor. MXM mug Darius, Mansoor snapmares and has a chinbar with chicken wing. Darius endures, Action & Leila rally the fans, and Darius fights up. Darius reaches out but Mansoor throws him down! Cover, TWO! It’s back to the chicken wing as Rampage returns to single picture. The fans rally more and Darius fights up. Darius fires body shots, elbows, and haymakers! Mansoor and Darius reach for their corners!

Darius fires more hands, but Mansoor hits another Manhattan drop, to a SPINEBUSTER! A suave combo as Mansoor covers, TWO! Lio is frustrated for his boys but knows they’re still in it. Mansoor stalks Darius, but then Leila hops up on the apron to get his attention. Mansoor is distracted by her feminine wiles, but Mason snaps him out of it by using his masculine physique! Mansoor smiles, he admires the sculpted abs. But then Leila turns it up a notch and flashes the headlights! So Mason uses his tail lights! Leila says she’s got those, too! Mansoor is about to lose his mind from this buffet of beautiful bodies!

Mansoor looks left, looks right, he’s going both ways! Until Darius SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up while both men are down! Darius and Mansoor crawl, hot tags to Mason and Dante! Dante springboards to CANNONBALL! Then he runs at the corner to GAMANGIRI! Mansoor tags back in and goes up, Dante just Samoa Joes the crossbody! Mansoor staggers up, Dante rallies on him with forearms! Dante whips, Mansoor reverses but Dante slips out, jumps up and around, then GAMANGIRIS again! Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Direct hit and a cover, TWO!! Mansoor survives but Dante stays focused.

Dante waits on Mansoor, fireman’s carries him, and AIRPLANE SPINS! Mason storms in, and he stops it with his bare hands! Mason choke grips, but Darius gets under the lift! Dante is high enough now to SLAP Mason! Darius lets Dante down, Dante fireman’s carries Mason! But Mason’s too massive! He slips free, grabs both Martins, and DOUBLE- NO, they both break free! They both kick low, and then DOUBLE fireman’s carry! DOUBLE AIRPLANE SPIN! The fans cheer as they go around and around and around, then let Mason down at ten, to DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Lio says it’s their chance!

Mansoor runs up to fire off forearms and kicks! Mansoor sends Darius into Dante, but Dante avoids the lariat! Then Darius helps Dante up and over Mansoor! Darius has Mansoor in a facelock, and Dante helps Darius with the TORNADO DDT! Dante covers, Mason breaks it! The fans fire up but Lio is frustrated again. Darius fires forearms on Mason, then runs, but into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Mason runs up but Dante BOOTS him! Dante goes up and up, but Mansoor CLUBS him! Mansoor Electric Chair Lifts so that Mason can reach up and grab Dante! CHOKE SLAM CHAIR DROP COMBO!! Cover, TWO!!!

Dante survives and MXM cannot believe it! Lio rallies for his guys from commentary while the fans declare, “This is Awesome!” MXM drags Dante up, feed to the underhooks! FASHION- NO, Dante kicks free! Darius drags Mansoor out to SMACK him off apron! Dante JUMP KNEES Mason, and Darius HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Then GAMANGIRI! Dante SUPERKICKS Mason! Darius steps in, COMPLETE SHOT! Dante JUMP KNEES Mansoor, then gets Darius to the corner to tag him in. Dante and Mansoor scrap, and Mansoor TOSSES Dante! Darius runs up, but into a backslide! TWO!! Darius slips free but Mansoor suplexes!

Darius cradle counters, rolls through it, and BRAINBUSTERS!! Tag to Dante and he goes up top! Dante hits the MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Top Flight wins!!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Two types of runways ran into each other, and it was Top Flight’s way that won out! Lio celebrates with his crew, will they all be flying high at the top of AEW?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage, but I’m still a little annoyed they did five matches again. It just means we’re getting two squash matches instead of just one, and that’s just a bit much on a one hour show. But at least they were clever in segueing into Nyla’s match by having it be The Outrunner’s valet. Nyla of course wins, she stays afloat in the rankings for after All In. And the Don Callis Family squash was followed by a good promo from them, I just feel like they could’ve shifted this over to Collision and it’d be the same. But again, still good stuff because while Rush is impatient and Kyle is apologetic, you can bet Rush is the one Callis chooses when push comes to shove.

Great opening Six Man Tag, and great win for Conglomeration to keep momentum up. I’m sure Cassidy will keep winning going into the All In Gauntlet, because I’m thinking someone else wins that match. Again, I’ve theorized Hangman Page winning to either cash-in during Swerve VS Bryan, or to go All Out with the champion to hearken back to when Hangman won the world title at All Out a few years ago. Very good promo from Saraya, Harley and Toni to set up a title match for the go-home Dynamite in Cardiff, and obviously, Toni is going to win. It’d actually be pretty wild if Mariah helps Toni win, because that’s how badly Mariah wants to beat Toni herself.

Kip VS Nick was a very good match, but c’mon, of course The Patriarchy had to cheat that one. Nick wins so that the team has momentum going into the rest of this World Trios Championship story. I’d still love a Trios Triple Threat, but maybe more for the go-home Collision rather than shoved on the already stacked All In card. Very good promo from The Acclaimed to hype up Acclaimed VS FTR, the match we should’ve just had from the start, but as I said on Dynamite, who knows how that goes. Bucks could easily screw the match up, we get a Triple Threat at All In, all parties are protected regardless of what happens.

Great promo segment with Scorpio Sky and Private Party, because I was just wondering where in the world Scorpio Sky has been. His comeback went on hold for a long time and with no given reason, but maybe if he gets into a program with Private Party, Infantry or even just a quick match with Brandon Cutler, we can finally see Scorpio back in action towards titles. And then awesome stuff in the tag main event, and I really like the full airline aesthetic Top Flight and friends are going for. As a faction, they should just be something like “Top Flight Crew” or “Top Flight Airlines.” As such, great win for Top Flight, and while the ROH World Tag Team Championships are on the line this Saturday, Top Flight could definitely be next up for those.

My Score: 8.7/10

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