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Mitchell’s TAKATaichi 50th Anniversary Results & Report! (12/19/22)
Who will be the last man standing?
Who will take the KOPW 2022 trophy into WrestleKingdom 17?
As NJPW prepares for WrestleKingdom 17, TAKATaichi puts on an extra special special event to celebrate the company’s 50th anniversary!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: Ren Ayabe, Akira Jumonji, Eagle Mask & Fire Katsumi VS Yoshitatsu, Genta Yubari, Ichiha, Ryuya Takekura; Ayabe, Jumonji, Eagle Mask & Katsumi win.
- Six Woman Tag: Misa Kagura, Yuu Yamagata & Sumika Yanagawa VS Hisoka, Rhythm & Aoi; Kagura, Yamagata & Yanagawa win.
- Tomoka Inaba VS Suzu Suzuki; Inaba wins.
- Minoru Suzuki & DOUKI VS Tomoaki Honma & Jun Kasai; Suzuki & Douki win.
- El Desperado & Lance Archer VS Daisuke Sasaki & MJ Po; Desperado & Archer win.
- Best 2 out of 3 Falls Million Yen Match: Taka Michinoku VS Hiromu Takahashi; Hiromu wins the match, no one wins ¥1,000,000.
- KOPW 2022 Takagi Style Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match: Shingo Takagi VS Taichi; Takagi wins and is THE Mr. KOPW 2022.
PLAY BY PLAY
Best 2 out of 3 Falls Million Yen Match: Taka Michinoku VS Hiromu Takahashi!
The Blue Playmaker and the Ticking Timebomb have really raised the stakes on this one! And if you survive the Michinoku Driver or “Unnamed” Hiromu-Chan Roll, you get a guaranteed ONE MILLION YEN! Who hits the jackpot just in time for Christmas?
Both men brings their fat stacks to the ring, and the referee makes sure both men brought the proper amount. Hiromu wants the ref to be careful not to lose any of it! The money is entrusted to a NJPW official but Hiromu is even suspicious of him. The bell rings and fans rally up as the two circle. Taka has them calm down, and he offers a handshake to Hiromu. Hiromu doesn’t trust that, either! They circle, Taka and the ref shake hands. Fans rally for “HI-RO-MU!” and Taka offers the handshake again. Hiromu asks if he can trust Taka and fans say yes. Hiromu is still very skeptical, but they circle again as fans rally up.
Taka still offers the handshake, Hiromu wants everyone to know he is trusting their judgment. Hiromu shakes Taka’s hand, and then Taka pokes Hiromu in the eyes! Roll-up, TWO! Backslide, TWO! Hiromu blocks the finger poke! But Taka kicks the leg out! Oklahoma Roll, TWO!! Hiromu escapes out of the ring and is furious with the fans! Fans applaud as Hiromu goes around the ring blaming them for falling for Taka’s tricks. Taka offers Hiromu a chance to get in the ring and fans all chant for “HI-RO-MU! HI-RO-MU!” Hiromu says no, he’s not falling for another trick. Hiromu gets himself in, he spins Taka, and he cradles! TWO, Taka has it, TWO!
Hiromu has it, TWO! Taka has it, TWO! Hiromu, Taka, they’re in a ROLLING CRADLE! They go around and around, Hiromu ends up on top, TWO!! Taka has it again, TWO!!! Hiromu escapes, and he blocks the eye poke to make Taka poke himself in the eye! Pump handle, UNNAMED HIROMU-CHAN ROLL!! Hiromu scores!!
Hiromu: 1; Taka: 0 (Hiromu wins Taka’s ¥1,000,000)
Ka-ching! The Timebomb just cashed in! Taka is upset, but he has a chance to win it back with the second fall! Hiromu rallies up the fans and Taka catches his breath. Hiromu wants more, but Taka CLUBS him down! The second round starts as Taka kicks Hiromu out of the ring! Taka whips Hiromu hard into railing! Hiromu writhes and flounders away but Taka pursues. Taka drags Hiromu up, wrenches the arm, and whips him hard into more railing! Hiromu bounces off and flounders towards the entryway. Taka CHOKES him, and digs his knuckles into Hiromu’s face! The ref counts and Taka lets off at 4.
Fans rally up but Taka digs his knees into Hiromu’s neck! The ref reprimands, Taka lets off and Taka drags Hiromu up. Taka CHOKES Hiromu right in front of the timekeeper! Hiromu grabs for the money he won but the ref keeps the stacks away. Taka lets off the choking to put Hiromu in the ring. Taka stomps away on Hiromu, drags him up, and knees low. Taka wrenches and whips Hiromu corner to corner, then runs in for a SHINING WIZARD! Fans fire up as Taka snapmares Hiromu and covers. TWO, but Taka sits Hiromu up for a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Taka has a headscissor hold!
Hiromu endures while fans rally, and Taka pulls on one of Hiromu’s arms! KIMURA HEADSCISSOR COMBO! Hiromu endures more, flails around, kicks around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, fans cheer, but Taka doesn’t let go until 4. Hiromu bails out again but Taka pursues. Taka kicks Hiromu down, then wraps the bad arm around the post! The ref reprimand and counts, Taka YANKS the arm! Taka then wraps the bad arm around the railing! Hiromu fights but Taka pokes him in the eye! Then Taka BOOTS the railing to jam the arm! Hiromu flops down and Taka leaves him behind in the ring.
Taka wants the ring count and it begins, but fans rally up for Hiromu. Hiromu sits up at 4 of 20, shakes out his arm as he stands, and he takes a moment. The count is 12 of 20, Hiromu slides in at 14, and Taka stomps Hiromu down! Taka throws a knee, then whips Hiromu to ropes. Hiromu ducks ‘n ‘dodges to RAN- NO, Taka shoves Hiromu down to get JUST FACELOCK! Hiromu endures, crawls, reaches out, but Taka shifts and rolls Hiromu away from the ropes! But Hiromu rolls Taka up, TWO! JUST FACELOCK! Taka pulls back on the hold but Hiromu fights all the same! Hiromu crawls his way over, reaches out, but Taka CLUBS away on him!
Taka pulls way back on the lock! Hiromu reaches out, Taka grabs that arm and shifts around, OG KILLER!! Hiromu endures and flails with the other arm, to get the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go but he drags Hiromu back up. Scoop and- NO, Hiromu slips out to UPPERCUT! Hiromu runs, Taka redirects and BOOTS Hiromu down! Fans fire up, Taka aims from a corner as he tunes up the band! Hiromu rises, Taka rushes in, but into a kick! Taka still ROLLING SOBATS, then SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives but Taka vows to end this! Taka drags Hiromu up, scoops and- NO, Hiromu slips free again!
Hiromu pump handles but Taka pokes Hiromu’s eyes! Taka wrenches, pump handles, and STEALS the Unnamed Hiromu Roll!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hiromu escapes the “Michinoku Roll” with nanoseconds to spare! The loophole keeps Hiromu from losing a million. Taka scoops, MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Hiromu survives Taka’s best shot?!? Taka doesn’t get his million back!! Taka is furious and argues with the ref! The ref says that was a fair count, so Taka says he’ll just cash-in this time! But Hiromu wrenches and pump handles! But Taka rolls through! Taka swings but Hiromu blocks the eye poke! But then Taka blocks the self-poke! Fans fire up as the two fight for control!
Taka starts to over power Hiromu! Hiromu can barely hold Taka back, so Hiromu pokes Taka’s eyes himself! Pump handle, Hiromu-chan Roll!!! TWO!?!?! Taka gets his million back!!
(Taka wins back ¥1,000,000)
Hiromu can’t believe it! He’s freaking out from losing what he won! SUPERKICK!! Taka goes down, but Hiromu drags him back up. Dragon sleeper, suplex, TIMEBOMB MKII!!! Cover, Hiromu wins!
Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, 2-0 (net gain: ¥0)
Hiromu wins the match, but he only gets back the million he put up as the ante. Taka gets back his million, so at least he didn’t lose more than a match. Hiromu offers a handshake to Taka to show no hard feelings. Taka accepts, but then Hiromu says he was asking for the million. Taka wants Hiromu’s million. Well, that’s not happening. The two leave it at this. Will Hiromu use this momentum going into his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4 Way to cash in on some gold?
KOPW 2022 Takagi Style Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match: Shingo Takagi VS Taichi!
The Rampaging Dragon and Holy Emperor went back and forth over this trophy before, and then reignited their rivalry during the World Tag League X Super Jr. Tag League tour! Repeated count outs and draws got on both men’s nerves, so in the end, we have a match where no one can escape and quick pins won’t finish it! You gotta pin then keep your opponent down for ten! Who will be the Last Man Standing to be Mr. KOPW 2022?
Naturally among the Lumberjacks is Suzuki-Gun’s Douki. The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we have our huge finale for TAKATaichi 50!
The bell rings, fans cheer and rally up as the two stare down. Taichi and Takagi circle, neither in any rush. The fans seem to be on Taichi’s side, and he and Takagi tie up. Taichi powers Takagi to ropes, the ref calls the break, and Taichi pats Takagi on the shoulder as he lets off cleanly. Takagi keeps cool as he and Taichi reset. Hiromu returns to be one of Takagi’s lumberjacks! Takagi and Taichi tie up again, Takagi puts Taichi on ropes now, and the ref counts the break. Takagi lets off slowly but Taichi pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Taichi kicks at Takagi and Takagi hits back! They grapple and Taichi pulls hair! Takagi pulls hair back!
The ref reprimands, both men let off the other and they argue. Fans fire up as the two RAM shoulders! And again! Takagi runs, RAMS Taichi, but Taichi BOOTS Takagi down! Takagi’s right up to run Taichi over! Taichi bails out, the Young Lion Lumberjacks hustle him back in! Fans cheer but Taichi is upset! Taichi kicks Takagi and throws him out! Douki attacks! But he doesn’t get more than a kick as the Young Lions throw Takagi back in the ring. Takagi is annoyed at Douki so Hiromu gets at him. Takagi and Taichi grapple, but Taichi is CHOKING Takagi! Taichi uses that to drag Takagi out with him!
The Young Lions hurry but Douki tries to attack again. Hiromu goes after Douki so now they’re brawling! The Young Lions get Takagi and Taichi in the ring, and Douki throws someone’s water at Hiromu! Takagi runs at Taichi but Taichi dumps him out! Young Lions hurry to get Takagi in before Douki can attack! Taichi runs at Takagi, but into a Ground Cobra Twist! Cover, THREE! And now the ten count starts! Taichi is all confused, but this is how a Takagi Style Last Man Standing Match happens! Taichi stands at 8 of 10, but runs into an ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! Fans fire up as Taichi is down again!
Fans fire up, Takagi steps on Taichi, then drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then a SENTON! Takagi stands on Taichi at the ropes, but the ref counts. Takagi lets off at 4 to stomp away on Taichi! The ref counts again, and Takagi lets off again. Takagi kicks Taichi out, the Young Lions hurry, and Douki is upset they weren’t faster about it. Takagi drags Taichi up, snapmares and then jumps for a BIG knee drop! Cover, TWO! Takagi tests the fans and they seem louder for Taichi than for him. Takagi drags Taichi up but Taichi kicks at him. Takagi eggs him on, Taichi gives more kicks, then stands.
Takagi KNEES Taichi, KNEES him against ropes, then whip Taichi to ropes. Takagi KNEES Taichi against the ropes to then run and run Taichi over! Fans fire up, Takagi brings Taichi back up. Takagi suplexes high and hard! Takagi then rains down elbows into Taichi’s shoulder! And then SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Taichi is still in this but Takagi fires up the fans! “There’s more to come! OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along with “OI! OI! OI!” and Takagi nods. Takagi drags Taichi up, but Taichi fights the saido with elbows! Taichi staggers away but Takagi stands up. Taichi kicks low, CHOPS Takagi, then CHOPS again!
Takagi ROCKS Taichi with a forearm! Fans rally for Taichi and Takagi pie faces him. Taichi shoves, kicks, and CHOPS! Takagi gets in Taichi’s face! They pie face and shove, then they CHOKE each other! The ref counts, both men let off, and then they clinch! Taichi wants the waistband! Taichi throws Takagi out of the ring! The Young Lions gets him right back in, into GEDO CLUTCH! THREE!! And then the ten count begins! Taichi holds onto the hold to keep Takagi down!! Takagi kicks and flails but he’s stuck! Takagi gives one more strock kick and he’s out at 6 of 10! Takagi is upset about that, but he turns around into an AX BOMBER!
Fans fire up and Taichi gets them to get louder! And then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims at Takagi from the corner as he powers out. But Takagi blocks the superkick! Takagi CLUBS the bad leg, ROCKS Taichi with a forearm, but Taichi just sneers. Taichi KICKS Takagi’s leg, Takagi throws a forearm! Taichi gives another KICK, Takagi CHOPS! Fans rally up as Taichi KICKS and Takagi ROCKS! Taichi KICKS, Takagi CHOPS! KICK! ROCK! KICK! CHOP! Takagi sticks to forearms but then he JABS, JABS, and CHOPS! Taichi wrenches and HEEL KICKS! Fans fire up as Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS!
Taichi SOBATS! Taichi runs, but into a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a choke grip! CHOKE SLAM!! But Takagi’s right up!? SAIDO!! Taichi is right up!! DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Fans fire up as Takagi staggers, rebounds, and PUMPING BOMBERS!! But Takagi hits Taichi so hard that he falls out of the ring! And then Taichi flops out the other side! The Young Lions on all sides of the ring hurry to get each man back in the ring! Fans rally up as both men stir. Hiromu coaches Takagi, Douki coaches Taichi, and the fans are still leaning towards Taichi. Takagi goes to one corner, Taichi goes to the other.
Takagi and Taichi stand, they shout at each other, and then run in to DOUBLE BOMBER!! Neither man falls, and fans fire up more! DOUBLE BOMBERS collide again! They both stay standing, and they DOUBLE BOMBER again! Taichi drops to a knee! Takagi fires up as he runs, but into a clinch! They fight for control, Takagi shifts his weight to throw Taichi! Taichi springs up, rushes in, but into a half nelson and pump handle! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!?! Takagi hurries to haul Taichi back up, SNAP MADE IN JAPAN!! THREE!! And now the real count begins! Douki, Miho and even Desperado on commentary shout for Taichi to get up!
The count rises to 5 of 10, then 7! Taichi sits up at 8, drags himself with the ropes, and stands at 9!! Fans are thunderous and Taichi is untying the buckle pad! Takagi runs in, and he clotheslines Taichi against the corner! Takagi keeps moving, but Taichi falls over! Takagi has to stop, and he takes a moment to catch his breath. Fans rally up for Taichi but Takagi decides to do some buckle pad checking. The Young Lions untie it for him! Takagi kicks Taichi around. Takagi eggs Taichi on, he stands Taichi up, and Taichi CHOPS! Takagi shakes his head so Taichi CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Takagi fires off boxing elbows!
Takagi winds up to ROCK Taichi!! Taichi sets up, YOKOZUNA ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!!! Takagi survives that shot and Taichi is stunned! Taichi roars and fans fire up with him! Taichi reels Takagi in but Takagi fights the bomb lift! Taichi and Takagi fight for control, but then Taichi fires off Kawada Kicks! Taichi stands Takagi up for even more Kawada Kicks! He KICKS Takagi in the head, but Takagi ENZIGURIS! Fans fire up, Takagi runs in, but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Taichi BLINDSIDE AX BOMBERS, then DANGEROUS HIGH KICKS!! Fans are thunderous as Taichi drags Takagi up!
Taichi Alabama Lifts, but Takagi fights his way back down! He tucks Taichi’s arms, but Taichi fights the driver! Taichi back drops Takagi away, but Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! YUKON- TENSHO JUJIHOU!! Taichi brings Takagi in, for the LAST RIDE!! High stack cover, THREE!! And now, the standing count begins! The count reaches 5 of 10 but neither man is up! Takagi stirs at 7, drags his way over to ropes at 8, and drags himself up to stand at 9.9!! But Taichi runs in to Alabama Lift! BLACK- NO, Takagi slips off to backslide! TWO, but Takagi hits a SLIDING FOREARM!! Both men are down again and fans fire up. Takagi drags himself to a corner as fans rally back up.
Takagi headbutts the blue buckle pad and then shouts, “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along, Takagi staggers over to Taichi and drags him up. Pump handle, torture rack, but Taichi fights free! Choke grip, and Taichi shoves Takagi into the bare buckles! Then he SLAM DUCKS Takagi on them!! Takagi sputters, Taichi climbs the corner! Taichi stands Takagi up again, brings him up to the top to join him, and choke grips! But Takagi fights the lift! Fans are thunderous, Takagi throws down chops! Taichi HEAD CHOPS Takagi, but Takagi throws back elbows! Takagi throws HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! Takagi shifts position but Taichi throws elbows!
Takagi still fireman’s carries Taichi and tucks the arm!! STAY DREAM!!! But Takagi can’t make the cover from that crash landing!! Fans rally, Takagi crawls his way over but Taichi rolls to his stomach. Takagi drags Taichi up, but Taichi Alabama Lifts! BLACK MEPHISTO!! DOUBLE COVER!? DOUBLE THREE!!! Now the standing count is on both men!! Fans are thunderous and everyone ringside is cheering them on! Taichi and Takagi both grab at the ref, and they end up bringing him down! They use each other to stand! Takagi says he’s not done! He gives short headbutts, then a POINT-BLANK BOMBER!
Taichi paces around and he SHORT-ARM BOMBERS! Fans fire up, Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi staggers, and BOMBERS! Both men are still standing, so Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi shakes his head and BOMBERS! Takagi wobbles and wavers, but he BOMBERS! Taichi grits his teeth, and he BOMBERS again! Takagi staggers back against the ropes! Takagi comes back to BOMBER!! Taichi wobbles, Takagi stands him up to BOMBER! And BOMBER! Taichi staggers away to ropes, but he scowls as he comes back. Taichi KICKS Takagi in the chest! Takagi BOMBERS! Fans fire up more and more as Taichi comes back again!
Takagi eggs Taichi on so Taichi KICKS! Takagi staggers to ropes, but he comes back again. Fans are thunderous for Taichi but Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi roars to stay standing, and he KICKS Takagi down!! Taichi sits Takagi up again, to KICK! But Takagi just glares at him defiantly! Takagi blocks a kick, JABS, HEADBUTTS, and PUMP- NO! Taichi clinches!! They fight for control, and Taichi throws Takagi! Takagi runs back in, but Taichi dodges to DROPKICK!! Off comes the armband, DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Bridging cover, THRE!! Takagi is down and the standing count begins! Takagi’s down past 5 of 10! Hiromu shouts but we’re at 8! Takagi staggers up at 9.999!!!
Taichi DECKS Takagi with the Yokozuna Elbow!! Taichi roars and vows to end this! Taichi drags Takagi up, Alabama Lifts, but Takagi fights again! Tuck and lift, TAKAGI TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Taichi survives but Takagi is too tired to be upset! The fans are still thunderous and they rally back up. Taichi and Takagi stir as Douki and Hiromu coach them up. They each go to corners, Takagi runs in, but into a kick! ENZIGURI! Takagi wobbles around, Taichi hurries back to his feet! Taichi GAMAN- LARIAT! Takagi blocks the kick with a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a ROUNDHOUSE!! Taichi runs, but is sent into bare buckles!
BLINDSIDE PUMPING BOMBER! Takagi runs for a HUGE PUMPING BOMBER!!! Fans are electric as Takagi drags Taichi back up! Pump handle, torture rack, LAST OF THE DRAGONS!!! Cover, THREE!!! And once again, Taichi is under the standing count! The fans are thunderous as they implore Taichi to stand! The count is 6, Taichi flounders to ropes at 8, drags himself up but FALLS again!! TAKAGI WINS!!
Winner: Shingo Takagi (THE Mr. KOPW 2022)
The Holy Emperor could not slay The Rampaging Dragon! And so, the year will end for the KOPW Division, with Shingo Takagi on top! He is presented with a much bigger trophy to commemorate finishing out 2022 as KOPW, and he even gets a holiday bonus from NJPW. Takagi takes the mic to say, “Taichi. Taichi… You’re as good as they come.” He thought he was done for quite a few times. Taichi probably didn’t like the rules, thought they were hard to follow, but how about the fans? The fans applaud, they really liked this match.
Takagi says that while he started 2022 in WrestleKingdom 16’s main event, this match, this win, somehow feels heavier than that win. Of course, he says that now because he doesn’t have a WK match this year. Takagi also admits that he was annoyed being “dragged” into the KOPW Division, by Taichi, but now that it’s done, thanks to KOPW, or rather, thanks to Taichi, it was a good year. Taichi made Takagi grow, so Takagi thanks Taichi for that. Fans applaud that sign of respect. Takagi continues to say that whether it’s a NJPW ring, in the Tokyo Dome, or here at Yoyogi Gymnasium, “as long as we have a hot match, that’s all that matters!” Fans cheer for that, too.
Takagi says that this was his first Yoyogi event, he won the main event, that means he gets the mic, and that’s satisfying. But he knows everyone wants to hear from Taichi. Fans applaud, and Takagi says that this is the last TAKATaichi, and the last few days of Suzuki-Gun. “I’ll leave it to you then.” Fans applaud more as Takagi drops the mic in front of Taichi. Taka returns to also take part in this. Taka says, “When we started these TAKATaichi events nine years ago, we could only get a couple hundred people into places like the Shinjuku FACE, Shinkiba, Chiba Blue Field. Humble beginnings. Just a couple guppies in the Junior Heavyweight Division.
“But check it out now, Taichi. Look at all these people showing up to watch our hot matches. We’ve done a lot, all in dramatic fashion. This is proof that we had the right idea behind TAKATaichi.” Fans applaud that. Taka then sits with Taichi as he continues. “Only me and Taichi could have done this. And now we’ve done it all. I lost today. So did Taichi. But I’m pretty damn happy with how all this turned out. I’ve only made it these past nine years because of you, Taichi. Thank you.” Fans applaud that heartfelt speech from Taka as he bows to Taichi. Fans cheer and rally for Taichi, and he finally pushes himself up off the mat.
Taka hands over the mic, and Taichi sits up against the ropes to speak. “Takagi… Takagi… For coming out here today, for dealing with me all year, thanks. I made no mistake in choosing you. Today, again, you didn’t hold back. Thank you very much.” Fans applaud the sign of respect back to the Dragon. Taichi does his best to stand up as he continues with, “In the end, I’m left with nothing. And Suzuki-Gun will be no more. Now there’s no one left to fight alongside. No one to give me a hand.” Taichi thanks Taka for his years of friendship, he truly appreciates it. Fans applaud that as Taichi sits back down again.
“It’s time for us to end this, Taka. For everything you’ve done for me, since way back then, thank you. You took care of me.” Fans applaud again, and then Taichi looks to Miho. “There is no need for you to stand next to such a pathetic man anymore. I can no longer bring you to stages like this one. Miho, you’ve been good to me for so long. Thank you.” Fans applaud but Miho cries bittersweet tears. Taichi looks to commentary to thank El Desperado, and he looks to ringside to thank Douki. And he also thanks Lance Archer, Zack Sabre Jr, and “Boss” Suzuki. Then he asks Taka to bail him out, he’s at a loss for words and isn’t sure what he’s saying.
Fans cheer while Taichi rests on the mat and Taka takes the mic again. Taka asks Douki and Desperado to join them in the ring. He also asks “Boss” Suzuki and Lance Archer to come back out. Fans applaud and Miho wipes her eyes before Suzuki-Gun is all together. Taichi then gets himself to stand back up, but Suzuki takes the mic first. “I could close this the Suzuki-Gun way, but this is TAKATaichi, so you close it.” Fans applaud this show of respect from the leader to his lieutenant. Taichi takes the mic, fans cheer him on and Miho manages to smile a bit.
Taichi says, “When Suzuki-Gun started, we were slandered. Labeled a bunch of morons up to no good. It only got worse, but Taka and I had the bright idea to start this thing. I never thought we’d have such a grand stage, with so many people watching. And we both lost today. That’s so us, isn’t it? A couple o’ bums to the end. But even so, we made it this far. We’re scum, idiots and low-lifes, right? So, where do we stand? We know Suzuki-Gun is on top, ichiban, but how about us? Niiban? <Number two?>”
Taichi asks the fans, “Where do we stand?!” Fans shout but it’s hard to say what. Taichi asks what number, and he says, “For today, WE’LL be number one!” Fans like the sound of that! Taichi says that everyone at TAKATaichi thank them all very much. “TAKATaichi… ICHIBAN!” And with that emotional farewell, the book closes on TAKATaichi events. Suzuki-Gun will go until the end of the year, will they go out as number one?
My Thoughts:
Really fun stuff from this event, even though I did skip a lot. From what I saw, Suzuki, Douki, Honma and Kasai went hard in that tag match. Like, they were all bloody by the end as if they were in AEW or something. The Million Yen Match’s rules were a little hard to keep track of, but I should’ve figured that no one would leave with more money than they came in with.
The Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match was an interesting combination of rules, but I think it worked out really well here. The fans loved Taichi but I figured Takagi would retain. It would be a bit of a letdown for Takagi to lose right at the end but also for Taichi to really only be Mr. KOPW 2022 for today. The New Japan Ranbo will start the cycle all over again at WrestleKingdom, who knows if either Takagi or Taichi get in on that, let alone win it. I would love to see that, though, given the great stipulations we’ve seen to make this a somewhat more serious division.
But of course, a very emotional ending from the hosts of these events. Them striking out on their own to do these for nine years, that in itself is pretty cool stuff. Not something you’d see WWE letting their people do, at least. Between this and the Road to Tokyo Dome show on the 23rd, this is the last time Suzuki-Gun will be together as a faction, and it’s a somewhat sad moment, even with them almost always playing the Heels. Taichi also saying Miho doesn’t have to be his valet anymore was probably the most surprising thing. I can’t imagine what comes from that move, other than maybe Miho telling Taichi that she doesn’t care about his wins or losses, just that they’re a duo.
My Score: 8.6/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 12.4.2025
Final Resolution is tomorrow, there haven’t been a lot of episodes to establish things. But invasion warfare writes itself at least.
Well if you didn’t hear that TNA will be moving to AMC instead of AXS TV, they did a whole video package for the first 5 minutes of the show with a cover of Phil Collins’ In The Air Tonight. They’re making it feel like a big deal, which is honestly great and is truly pretty big. AMC is in twice as many homes as AXS TV, so this is their first upgrade since moving from Fox Sportsnet to Spike TV in 2005.
Let’s hope they use all of this downtime with a month off after Bound For Glory, Thanksgiving was a clip show and the Turkey Suit match, and they keep saying tomorrow’s Final Resolution is the end of their year, so they may just do their usual clip show end of year too. So TNA needs to come out swinging next year with three months of nothing and questionable Russo-esque decisions.
More Rascalz, that’s how we can start AMC off strong, Golden Treehouse, give them all the titles.
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Ratings:
- Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man: Jensen wins via Rolling Kick – ** 1/2
- Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via Small Package – ** 3/4
- Robert Stone vs Mike Santana: Mike wins via Spin the Block – SQUASH
- Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel: Ali wins via Sharpshooter – ***
- Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King: Lexis wins via Cradle – ***
Results:
Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man
HTM is actually…out wresting Brooks early. Brooks tries to come out using his size and youth, but Cody-erhm-HTM has counters for everything culminating in a Crossbody for two. Hometown goes for the Sliced Bread but it’s too early and Lexis King on the outside causes enough issues to turn the tide. Brooks starts throwing HTM around, Uppercuts, Stomps, Knees to the back of the head…but Brooks misses a knee! Homie tries to fire and go for a slam but falls over because Brooks is too big. Brooks goes for the Bear Hug submission as Hometown tries to plead to the crowd. Homie claps bells, rope runs a few times into Brooks, Brooks stays up, so a little rope-a-dope into a Flying Lariat and then a Power Slam! Hometown Elbow, into Hometown Slice…but Lexis hits the apron and Homie hits the Dive on Pillman Jr. Lexis grabs Homie to slow the momentum, Homie gets caught with a really slow and ugly Capo Kick…but…effective. 1-2-3, NXT gets a win with cheating.
IInspiration comes out to remind people that the Knockouts Tags are still sadly a title and they’re the champions. Tessa and Victoria Crawford interrupt the goofy ahh promo, Tessa is fantastically snarky…their Mila newbie from Turning Point blind sides Cassie and Jessie, so it looks like Tessa may have the makings of a faction. But as they taunt, the IInspiration gets up since Victoria and Mila are kinda joke characters right now. So Tessa bails as Vix and Mila get rekt. Honestly, I’d like to see Vix and Tessa win the title. Tessa is too good to be without gold this long, she’s made her apologies, giving her the Tag belts is a good softball to see how crowds react. Plus Tessa looks like a million bucks, so you want her on AMC.
Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside
My heart is conflicted. I love Dani Dumptruck, but I have no desire to see her beat Lei Ying Lee for the title. The Xia mirror match at least has the fun story of teammates colliding, which doesn’t need a build and Brookside can lose with no real damage.
Dani just tosses Xia off a few times. The power advantage is all in favor of Dani Dumptruck. Xia does manage to use the ropes to help take down Dani with a Headlock, but Dani powers out eventually. This definitely builds like a World of Sport match, which yes, they’re both British, but this is slow, deliberate and Dani is just tearing apart Xia with Knee Bars, Arm Captures, Stomps and Power moves. Back from the commercial Dani is playing wall ball with Xia Brookside as the ball. Obviously we’re waiting for the underdog fire from Xia, but you just have to wonder if it’ll be enough to win, or just make it more competitive. She’s selling well with her body language and facials as she starts the comeback with Forearms, a stiff one and two funny Lariats into a Satellite Facebuster.
Charging Elbow into the corner, Broken Wings, and Xia hits the Crossbody for two and Xia is selling the injured limbs, but had a nice burst of throwing it all out there. Dani with a power out Snapmare, tries something but Xia locks in the Octopus Hold! Dani tosses her off but eats a Russian Leg Sweep and then Xia locks in an Armbar. Dani stands and turns it into a Buckle Bomb, rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb…and only two. Dani starts hunting for chairs and chains, but Indi Hartwell comes down, doesn’t see Indi attack Dani, so Xia with the Small Package for the win.
While I’m glad we get the Xia mirror match, I don’t want to see Dani and Indi again unless they have Dani finally get over. No reason to try to set up Dani as this brute and have her lose every time it matters.
Robert Stone vs Mike Santana
Stone attacks Mike as he’s coming out of the crowd, and he takes the advantage until he telegraphs a Back Body Drop, eats a kick and then Spin the Block levels Robbie E in no time.
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Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel
Trey was playing with Ali early, counters, ducking, playing around avoiding offense. But Ali finally clocks him, and the pace slows down but Trey snaps back with a Back Elbow, catches Ali in the Up and Over Crucifix Bomb. Two count, Mustafa powders, Trey tries to chase, but Mustafa catches him sliding through the post into a DDT on the floor. Ali lands a few shots, Trey tries something but Ali catches him into a Stalling Brainbuster…stalling for what feels like 30 seconds before dropping Trey down. Rolling Neckbreaker is countered by a Lionsault from Trey. Trey kicks off Ali with a lift and Tiger Wall Run, into a Dropkick. Ali tries to bounce with it and come back at him but a Frankensteiner from Trey keeps Ali on the back foot. Bunch of counter gymnastics next, Ali is on the outside, Trey wands the dive and does the Rey Mysterio Sliding DDT to the floor. Trey throws in Ali, Meteora, but only a two count. I forgot that wasn’t Trey’s finish anymore since he hasn’t had a solo match in a minute.
Some acrobatic assist crap into a Springboard Destroyer, Ali manages to Matrix out at two. Trey tries the Meteora again and misses, so Ali locks in the Sharpshooter and Trey taps. It was alright, but overly cooperative Wuxia wrestling is lame. I’ll play Where Winds Meet or watch a Jet Li movie if I want to watch cool spots for the sake of it.
Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King
Maclin and Alexander blindside NXT while the Hardyz enter alone. So TNA with some payback on the sneak attack side, Maclin Kitchen Sink on Stacks, Maclin tosses Lexis to Cedric and Ced snaps off a German. TNA is in full control early on. Maclin tags out to Matt, Arm Wringers and then the Hardy combination after Matt tags in Jeff. Hardys hit Poetry…no Lexis gets in the way and breaks up the poetry, all 8 are in, 3 NXT members are thrown out, Stacks is left and he’s getting bounced around by all four TNA wrestlers until they just Double Hip Toss him into the pile of waiting imbeciles because of course we need that spot. Announce team does remind us that Stacks is Arianna’s fiance, so thus further leading to her being the mole in the company.
Back from the commercial, oh look NXT is winning. Commercial break 101 where the momentum is completely shifted and we don’t actually get to see it. Stacks is wearing out Cedric, but they start trading blows until an errant kick from Stacks forces him to eat a Dragon Screw. Simultaneous tag, Lexis and Maclin, Maclin rocks Lexis, Vader Hammer, Elbow to the back of the skill, Hip Attack, Caught in the Crosshairs, but Lexis sits up. Maclin wipes out all of the NXT guys who try to interfere, but Lexis with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to take control. Now Maclin is in the NXT corner getting cut off and worked over.
Stacks and Lexis over extend. Missed Cannonball, Maclin chucks Lexis over the top, Double Lariat down spot. Another simultaneous tag Jeff and Lexis, classic Jeff offense with an addition of an Apron Splash on the entire NXT squad on the outside. Jeff looks for Swanton, but Stacks says no and Lexis crotches Jeff. Cedric gets involved and we reach the signature spam moment of this multiman imbecile matches.
Lexis Superkicks Matt, but the Hardys hit the Plot Twist on Lexis! Stacks breaks up the pin and we’re still going on. Stacks tags himself in and attacks Jeff but gets crotched. Matt and Jeff hit a Tree of Woetry in Motion. Maclin does a Jeff Hardy dance before Caught in the Crosshairs, Cedric dives on the mass of humanity outside…but Lexis hits Maclin with the cane in the chaos, and Maclin eats the pinfall.
Overall Score: 5/10
This was a very mediocre episode. I’ll say they got the outcome of Dani and Xia correct, but the way they got there is lame. Indi’s facial expressions are awful, so her trying to be angry looks more constipated. The crowd loves Indi and in shorter matches she was fine, but when expected to control or emote a story, she is completely worthless. Tessa with her little Disciplinary Committee is amusing since she’s the only legit one in the group. The swerve to the NXT angle is looking more and more like the obvious linchpin of Arianna turning heel.
All in all, the show was inoffensive, but with the inconsistent filming and what feels like throw together PLEs last few months, I can’t really care when you can tell there’s not much creative energy utilized. At least we didn’t have to sit through an awful “Mr. Elegance” segment. But yeah I’m not going to expect any real effort until the first AMC episode, because they’re just coasting on a bad schedule, missed episodes and no real main event scene.

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Will the Money Train pick up speed before Final Battle?
Having been egged on by The Chef, Red Velvet, #UltiMone is here to show why she IS the Undisputed ROH Women’s World Champion!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Mortos wins.
- Mixed Six Tag: The Premier Athletes VS Zoey Lynn, Philly Collins & Marina Tenaglia; The Premier Athletes win.
- Sidney Akeem VS Rosario Grillo; Akeem wins.
- Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane; Castle & The Outrunners win.
- Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta VS Damien & Damon Reel; Garcia & Yuta win.
- Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan; Mone wins.
- ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki; Billie wins and advances to the finals.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
The monstrous minotaur overcame Gravity just the other night, and now he looks to barrel through one of his fellow contenders! With Everyone’s Favorite Pillar in his corner, will Mortos build even more momentum? Or will the Ace of Space be flying high going into yet another Survival of the Fittest?
The Code of Honor is not upheld as Mortos doesn’t want it! He even blows SNOT at Komander! The fans boo and Komander is grossed out, but the bell rings. Komander still offers, but then he uses it just to tease Mortos with, “Ole!” Mortos gets mad, the two circle, and Mortos corners Komander. Komander runs up, but Mortos shoves him back and LARIATS! Mortos whips corner to corner and LARIATS again! Mortos then whips corner to corner to ELBOW, LARIAT, and GAMANGIRI! Komander sputters, Mortos reels him in, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Mortos and he drags Komander up.
Mortos SMACKS Komander, then whips, but Komander slides under the boot. Komander ducks an elbow, tilt-o-whirls, but Mortos stops the rest! Komander shoves Mortos, runs past him, and then flips to RANA! The fans fire up with Komander, and he runs up to slip around and tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up, Komander goes corner to corner, but Mortos puts him on the apron! Komander blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up, Komander goes up top, MISSILE DROPKICK! Mortos stays up but the fans rally behind Komander. Mortos is mad again, he runs up, but Komander dodges! Mortos hits buckles!
Mortos gets mad again, takes a swing, but Komander blocks a shot with a knuckle lock. Komander CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Komander goes up, jumps around, but Mortos YANKS him into a fireman’s carry! And USHIGOROSHI into a shove and POUNCE! Komander is down and the fans are torn, but Mortos snarls and storms over to Komander. Mortos stands Komander up just to put him through the ropes. Mortos goes after the mask! The ref reprimands, and counts in regards to the ropebreak, but Mortos stops at 4. But Mortos goes after the mask again! The ref counts, Mortos stops to growl at the ref.
Mortos stands Komander up, just to SMACK him down! Abrahantes coaches Komander and the fans rally, but Mortos again goes after the laces on Komander’s mask! The fans boo, Mortos tells them to hush, and he snapmares Komander, just to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos still wants to rip at the eyes, and he argues with the ref. Mortos pushes Komander down to TWIST! Komander writhes, the fans rally up, but Mortos drags Komander up for another snapmare. Mortos gets the legs, but Komander makes it a victory roll! TWO, and Komander blocks a shot to KICK, KICK, and dodge! Komander DROPKICKS the legs out!
Komander hurries to get the arm, step over and LA CASITA! TWO, and Komander hurries back up. Tilt-o-whirl RANA for the cover, TWO! The fans rally as Komander hurries back to his feet. Mortos takes another swing, Komander blocks again, and he CHOPS, CHOPS, BODY BLOWS, and even pokes the eyes! Komander jumps up, up, hops down, hops back up and around, and DRAGON RANAS! The fans fire up as Mortos tumbles out! The fans fire up, Komander builds speed, and Komander DIVES! Cannonball Tope and down goes Mortos! The fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” and Komander rises up.
The ring count starts, but Komander has Mortos up at 4 of 20. Komander puts Mortos in, climbs back up, and the fans rally again. Komander climbs to the top rope, then walks the tightrope, but he has to bail out as Mortos moves! Komander runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but still runs into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Komander survives and the fans rally up again. Mortos snarls and he brings Komander up. Mortos reels Komander in, lifts, but Komander slips free of the bomb to SUPERKICK! Komander winds up, Mortos ducks one kick but the SOBAT finds him! Then SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!
Mortos survives, Komander runs up, ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives yet again but the fans rally with Komander! Komander hurries to the corner, climbs up top, only for Mortos to trip him up! Mortos SMACKS Komander, then roars! The fans fire up, Mortos climbs up, and he SUPER- NO, Komander lands out! TIGER FEINT LEG SWEEP! Mortos falls to hit buckles! Komander goes back up and FLYING- NO! Mortos stops the rana, to BEAST BREAKER! And DISCUS LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Komander survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls but Abrahantes coaches Komander up!
The fans rally as both men go to corners. Mortos runs up, spins, but Komander BOOTS the lariat, SUPERKICKS Mortos, and jumps up to POISON-RANA! Mortos is down in the drop zone! Komander goes up, tightrope walk, but SAMMY GUEVARA SHOVES KOMANDER!
Winner: Komander, by disqualification
The fans boo as Sammy ruins this match! And he SUPERKICKS Komander for good measure! The fans boo more as Sammy RIPS at Komander’s mask, and SNATCHES it off!! Abrahantes hurries to find a replacement, but BANDIDO rushes out here! The Most Wanted CLOBBERS Sammy with the belt! And BOOTS Mortos! Then SUPERKICKS Mortos! Komander gets his mask back, puts up his dukes, but Bandido helps Komander to his feet. The fans cheer them both on, but then Don Callis is on the mic! “Senoras y senores! In the immortal words of Mil Mascaras, donde esta me pantalones blancooooooo?”
The fans boo Callis insulting a legend, but Callis continues to say, “From the great country of Mexico y La Familia de Don Callis, ariba la familia, ariba Hechiceroooooooooooooo~!” And as such, The Alchemist of Lucha ATTACKS FROM THE CROWD SIDE! SHOTGUN on Bandido, then LFI mugs Komander! Hechi bumps Bandido off buckles, Mortos SNATCHES Komander’s mask again, and Hechi hits Bandido with the SWINGING BACKBREAKER! Mortos adds some stomps, then he and Hechi go after that mask! Komander tries, covering his face with a shirt, but he gets thrown aside! The fans boo as Mortos holds up the ROH World Championship.
But then Hechi snatches the title from Mortos! Hechi is not about to let Mortos claim he’ll win tomorrow night. They tug-o-war on the belt, Sammy joins in, and then Sammy holds up the belt! The fans boo, but even Mortos disagrees. Family and friendships aside, these three are going to fight over this belt! Sammy tells them both to just put the belt down and worry about this on Friday. The fans chant, “Sammy Sucks! Sammy Sucks!” but could Final Battle be the end of Bandido’s reign?
Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane!
While The Peacock & The Youngest Men Alive want to be strong in the Trios Division, their run in with The Demand has given Castle a chance at the AEW National Championship! Will Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd help Castle enter Final Battle with major momentum? Or will they regret overlooking Mr. International, Mr. Astonishing & The Luckiest Man In The Building?
The trios sort out and Truth starts against Omen. They tie up, Omen headlocks, but the fans rally as Truth powers up and out. Omen RUNS Truth over, then mocks the flex! Omen says shove it, then runs, but Truth drops down, hurdles over, and tells Omen to stop! And check out the gun show! The fans cheer Truth’s flexing, and he hits Omen with an atomic drop! And a DROPKICK! And then an arm-drag! Omen scrambles, tags Crane, but Truth arm-drags Crane down! Wrench and tag to Turbo, and the fans rally up! Turbo wrenches, tags Truth back in, whip and BODY BLOW to a KNEE LIFT, then a BIG back suplex!
Truth tags Castle, Castle SPLASHES DOWN! The fans cheer as Castle joins in with the flexing. Omen & Adonis run up, but The Outrunners HIP TOSS them away! Castle gut wrenches Crane and deadlifts him up! The fans fire up and Turbo tags in! Castle THROWS Crane, Turbo tags Truth, and the Outrunners handoff the wristlock. But Crane pulls hair, puts Truth in the corner, then CHOPS! Tag to Omen, he CHOPS! Tag to Adonis, he CHOPS! Tag back to Omen, he and Adonis double whip, but Turbo sneaks a tag! Truth dodges to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Crane runs up, but Turbo ROCKS him! The Outrunners pinball Crane, then scoop SLAM!
Crane flounders away, Truth points to their opponents in the corners. Truth & Turbo each run to SPLASH Omen & Adonis! Then they go corner to corner to SPLASH Adonis & Omen! Then they hit the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up wth Turbo but Omen manages to tag Crane! Crane SLAPS Turbo, but the fans tell Crane he messed up. Turbo fires up, Crane apologizes, but Turbo roars! Turbo DECKS Crane, winds up, and DECKS him again! The fans fire up and Turbo points to Castle! The fans rally up, Turbo tags Castle in! The Peacock storms in, gets Crane, and waistlocks to SLAM! Omen runs up, but into an ELBOW!
Crane is back, Castle gets under to THROW him! Adonis tries, Castle THROWS him, too! Castle blocks Omen’s boot, reels him in, and THROWS him! The fans fire up with Castle, but Omen & Adonis run up! Castle dodges, The Outrunners DUMP those two out! Then they get Crane up! Whip and scoop, Castle SLAMS Crane down! The Outrunners raise their hands, the fans fire up, and… “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans cheer as then Castle Alabama Lifts! They all spin for BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle & The Outrunners win!
Winners: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, by pinfall
The Peacock says this is why he is fit to be a National Champion! Castle is running hot, but wait! The Demand is here! Ricochet swaggers on out, and the Gates of Agony attack from behind! It’s like a replay of the last time! The fans boo as Kaun whips Truth hard into railing, and then Liona whips Turbo hard into railing! Ricochet mockingly asks what happened, then he steps into the ring with Castle. Castle fights off the Gates, Ricochet backs off, and the 2v1 gets the better of Castle! Ricochet then BELT SHOTS Castle to top it off! Ricochet backs up to take aim, the Gates set Castle up, SPIRIT GUN!!
The fans boo even harder, but The Demand stands tall over Castle. Will The One & Only AEW National Champion stay the AEW National Champion? Or is he the one underestimating this former ROH World Champion?
Queen Aminata talks with Deonna Purrazzo backstage.
And it is clear by the neck brace what this is about. Aminata says she requested this time. After speaking with Tony Khan and the doctors… She didn’t want to end her tournament run this way, but unfortunately, she is not medically cleared to wrestle. They both wanted to wrestle each other, but Aminata’s neck is not something she can gamble with. That said, Aminata forfeits, and Tony Khan has granted Deonna a bye in the tournament. Aminata wishes Deonna luck, and Deonna thanks her. Deonna says this isn’t how she wanted to win like this, either. She has always prided herself on being a fighter, and she wanted to fight Aminata for that finals spot.
But it doesn’t matter if it is Billie or Yuka, Deonna will win and become the first-ever ROH Women’s Pure Champion, And when Aminata is cleared, while Deonna is champion, she’ll be waiting for her. Deonna then tells Billie and Yuka that it doesn’t matter who wins tonight, because tomorrow, ROH is about to become fluent in Purrazzo again. The Virtuosa sends her ultimatum, but will she still prove herself the best technical wrestler in the Women’s Division?
Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan!
The CEO did NOT take lightly to Red Velvet accusing her of ducking and dodging. #UltiMone is here to make a point, but will THE Undisputed ROH Women’s World TV Champion be spotless going into Final Battle? Or will her Money Train be derailed by The Trauma Train?
Larkan is way too excited for The Code of Honor, but Mone still shakes her hand. The bell rings, and Mone THROWS Larkan down by her hair! The ref reprimands and the fans are torn, but Mone does her CEO dance. Mone drags Larkan up, says this is HER show, but Larkan kicks low! And UP KICKS! Then then pumps up, only for Mone to block the kick! Mone KNEES Larkan down! Then brings her around, BACKSTABBER into STATEMENT MAKER!! Larkan TAPS, Mone wins!
Winner: Mercedes Mone, by submission
The champ doesn’t get paid by the hour, so she makes quick work of Larkan. She tells Red Velvet to keep crying, because Final Battle will be her last battle! Will Mone still hold onto the ROH Women’s World TV Championship? Or is #ThirteenBeltsMone about to have some bad luck?
ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki!
With Queen Aminata’s withdrawal, everyone knows who the winner of this match will face at Final Battle. But will Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths look to enter her second-ever inaugural championship match? Or will the Wrestling Magical Girl put a spell on Billie and head for the gold?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we are on the clock. The fans rally as the two circle, feel things out, and Billie calls for the Test of Strength. But then she teases Yuka with constantly switching the hands! The fans boo but Billie smirks while Yuka pouts. Billie also teases Yuka for her height and Yuka huffs ‘n’ puffs. They circle, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and they go around. Yuka powers Billie to the corner, Billie powers Yuka back, and Billie waistlocks. Yuka fights, they go to ropes, and the ref counts. Billie lets go, and that counts as Yuka’s first. But Yuka kicks Billie low! Yuka snapmares Billie, shifts around, body scissor and ROLLING CRADLE!
The fans fire up as they go around and around and around, then finally stop on the cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Yuka rises up. Yuka ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS! Billie tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Yuka watches Billie stumble around the outside, and she hits the low-slingshot, only for Billie to dodge the lariat! Billie ROCKS Yuka, goes for the post, but Yuka stops herself! Yuka ROCKS Billie, then POSTS her! The fans fire up with Yuka and she brings Billie up. Yuka puts Billie in the ring, then springboards, but Billie SUPERKICKS her first! Billie then has the SLEEPER on the ropes! The fans boo, the ref counts, Billie stops at 4.
The ref calls that a neutral break, and Billie drags Yuka in. Billie THROWS Yuka down by her hair, stomps away on her, then glares at the ref. Billie drags Yuka back up, ROCKS her with a forearm, then CHOPS! Billie whips Yuka corner to corner, then runs up to LARIAT! And DDT! Billie grins off that stiff impact and she covers, TWO! Yuka survives and Billie is frustrated already. Billie drags Yuka up, Yuka ROCKS Billie! And fires more shots! Yuka CLUBS Billie as we’re four minutes in, and Yuka suplexes. Billie blocks it, Yuka CLUBS Billie again, then puts her against ropes. The ref counts, Yuka stops, that is Billie’s first!
But then Billie ROCKS Yuka with a closed fist! The ref issues that first warning, but Billie fires forearm shots! Billie snapmares Yuka into a half nelson, but the fans rally behind Yuka. Billie traps an arm, and has a modified crossface. Yuka endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Yuka snapmares and rolls to BASEMENT KICK! Yuka runs, SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Billie stays in this but Yuka stays on her. Yuka suplexes, but Billie blocks! Billie wrenches out, full nelsons, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Yuka survives, but Billie is back to the half nelson! Yuka has the ROPEBREAK! Billie lets go, but that is Yuka’s second!
Billie says to figure this out faster, ref! She goes to suplex again, but Yuka blocks it! Yuka fires body shots and wrenches out, to ROCK Billie! And SUPERKICK! And then ROLLING ELBOW! Billie wobbles, Yuka brings her around, scoop and SNOWPLOW DRIVER! The fans fire up, Yuka covers, TWO!! Billie survives, but Yuka has a leg! ANKLE LOCK! Billie endures, reaches out, but Yuka steps over! Yuka puts a lot of pressure on the leg, but Billie shakes her head! Billie scratches and claws her way forward, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Yuka lets go, that is Billie’s second, and we’re past seven minutes in.
Yuka goes up the corner, but Billie hurries to ROCK her with a forearm! And ROCKET LAUNCHER! Billie goes up, up, and SWANTON- FLOP!! Yuka avoids disaster to go up top herself! DIVING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO?!? Billie survives and even shocks herself! Yuka hurries to the apron, goes up the ropes, but Billie trips her up! And she reels Yuka in for a suplex! Yuka fights it, but Billie goes again! GHOST BUSTER!! The fans fire up as Billie shrieks, and now she has the leg! Billie pulls on the leg, turns Yuka, but Yuka kicks and kicks and kicks! Billie falls, but she holds onto the foot! She makes it a HEEL HOOK!!
Yuka endures, grabs Billie’s leg, ANKLE LOCK!! The fans fire up while both women endure and put the pressure on the other! They both move around, trying to find a point of leverage! Then they start firing forearms! The fans rally, Billie goes back to the HEEL HOOK!! Yuka grabs the rope, but so does Billie?! That’s a DOUBLE ROPEBREAK, and now no one is safe! We’re at the ten minute mark, one of the longest Pure Rules matches in the Women’s Division to date! Yuka and Billie rise up, the fans rally and duel, and Yuka fires a forearm! Billie fires back! Yuka fires another forearm, but Billie fires back! The fans are getting louder as the shots keep going!
Yuka fire a flurry, but Billie KNEES low! Billie runs, but Yuka DROPKICKS the leg out! Yuka runs, but Billie dodges the lariat! Billie runs back up to BOOT! Yuka rebounds to ROLLING ELBOW! Billie rebounds to HEEL KICK! Yuka ROCKS Billie, ROCKS her again, and then runs up! Billie dodges, table tops Yuka, and high stack, WITH ROPES! BILLIE WINS!!
Winner: Billie Starkz, by pinfall (advances to the finals)
At 10 minutes and 43 seconds, Billie bends the Pure Rules to her advantage and seals the deal! Billie and Deonna will meet in the championship match, but will Billie make history again by becoming the inaugural ROH Women’s Pure Champion? Or will that honor belong to the Virtuosa?
My Thoughts:
A very good episode for ROH, especially as part two of the go-home. Mone of course won her match, but I will say Larkan is good at this goofy, over the top kind of character selling Mone’s offense. Mone could certainly win at Final Battle to keep the Women’s TV title, but it’d be a great start to the larger story of #UltiMone falling apart if Red Velvet took this title back and basically started where she left off before her injury. Mortos VS Komander was great stuff, but of course Sammy had a part to play. All that was a very good brawl to send us to Survival of the Fittest, but I feel like now this means Bandido finds a way to retain. Or Blake Christian wins because he wasn’t anywhere near this.
I figured Castle & The Outrunners, which Castle himself might be trying to name the (Pea)cockrunners, would win their match, but that whole segment was so The Demand could attack again. The go-home math would say Ricochet actually loses, but that can’t be, right? He just got the belt, this is the first defense, and it’s on an ROH PPV, not an AEW event. Though, how hilarious would it be if Ricochet’s arrogance cost him and he got embarrassed like that? Again, Castle is a legit wrestler and hit it big in ROH in the past, this would be a great way to elevate Castle again.
A shame about Aminata, but with her being out of Blood & Guts, it was also pretty clear she wasn’t going to be 100% by the time her tournament match came up. Not to harp on the horribly slow pacing of this tournament by TK, but if they’d gotten things going, maybe we would’ve gotten Aminata VS Deonna before the neck injury. Though, perhaps that injury was inevitable, so it might’ve been a wash. Billie VS Yuka was great stuff, pushing the time limit and the ropebreak limit much further than even some Men’s Pure Rules matches do these days. Great win for Billie with a similar loophole to what we’ve seen Lee Moriarty use, Deonna VS Billie will be great stuff.
My Score: 8.7/10
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