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Mitchell’s WWE SummerSlam Results & Report! (8/3/24)

Cleveland Rocks!

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Who will reign in The Land?

This year’s SummerSlam isn’t just hot, it’s golden! And for the Undisputed WWE Championship, it will be Cody VS Solo, under BLOODLINE RULES!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s World Championship: Liv Morgan VS Rhea Ripley; Liv wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Sami Zayn VS Bron Breakker; Bron wins and becomes the new WWE Intercontinental Champion.
  • WWE United States Championship: Logan Paul VS LA Knight; Knight wins and becomes the new WWE United States Champion.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Nia Jax; Nia wins and becomes the new WWE Women’s Champion.
  • Special Guest Referee Seth Rollins: Drew McIntyre VS CM Punk; McIntyre wins.
  • WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Damian Priest VS GUNTHER; Gunther wins and becomes the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
  • Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Bloodline Rules: Cody Rhodes VS Solo Sikoa; Cody wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Countdown to SummerSlam!

Join the three hours of Michael Cole, Pat McAfee, Wade Barrett, Jackie Redmond, Peter Rosenberg & Big E in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the big time action at the biggest party of the Summer!

 

Jelly Roll sits down with Jackie Redmond.

Though he’s performing later tonight, she asks the huge WWE fan what he’s hoping to see at this year’s SummerSlam. Jelly imagines becoming the next big thing in WWE, bringing some serious #JellyPower. “A punch in every package.” Jackie snaps him out of his fantasy. Did he go somewhere? Yep. And he can’t wait to go back. The stars are shining and so is the gold, but who will rock and who will get rolled here in The Land?

 

The Miz Express arrives!

R-Truth likes it! The SummerSlam host is here with the customized bus, and it’s time for a tour! Truth hops in, and they take a look around The Land’s great landmarks, such as the Cleveland logo statue, and The 27 Club! Will The Awesome Truth get the party started already?

 

The Miz talks about Cleveland.

“The heart of rock ‘n’ roll is in Cleveland. But the heart of Cleveland is forged in hard work. It’s not just the city, it’s the people. I was born in Cleveland. Lifelong friendships were born in Cleveland. My work ethic was born in Cleveland. This city ingrained in me, if you want something, you gotta work for it.” And he sure did put in the work. Miz remembers wrestling bringing him and his friends closer. They watched every WWE PPV, and he always said that would be him some day. And now, those same friends are in the front row with kids of their own. Miz would not be where he is today if he grew up anywhere else.

Wrestling history runs deep through Cleveland. This city has hosted iconic moments. SummerSlam 1996, Shawn Michaels VS Vader, Miz and his friends in high school watched them throwing superkicks at each other. The Hardys battled Edge & Christian in a ladder match in Cleveland! And Stone Cold Steve Austin won the WWE Championship on Raw in Cleveland. Now, if you wanna dive into The Miz’s career here, well… He got attacked by Randy Orton, in front of his parents, bringing his own mother to tears. Shane McMahon got in the face of Miz’s dad. Miz has been fired, been ejected, and booed like no hometown hero should ever be.

And yeah, things were unfavorable at times, but he wouldn’t trade it for anything. He treasures those memories, looks to make even more great memories, but please… Can’t he get a Miz Appreciation Day? Please? But anyway, SummerSlam belongs here in Cleveland, so let us showcase the heart of this city and its cavalier persona. The heart of The Miz is in Cleveland, and he is proud to say Cleveland is AAAAAWESOME~!

 

The Miz Express arrives!

R-Truth steps out, asks the fans waiting, “What’s up!?” And he can’t believe it! He just rode the party bus with Degeneration X! AKA, DIY! “Triple H” Tommaso Ciampa steps out, then “HBK” Johnny Gargano, and Maryse! Oh, he got her right… He shakes hands and brings it in. And then the man of the hour, The Miz! You saw the city, now it is time to feel the energy! SummerSlam truly starts NOW.

 

Backstage interview with Dominik Mysterio.

Cathy Kelly is with Dirty Dom in the clubhouse and says Dom has been “A very busy boy.” Any status updates on how The Judgment Day has been? Dom says they don’t know how she got in here, but yes, today is busy. Damian Priest is going to keep the world title, Rhea Ripley will bring her title back, and they will all step into Raw with all the gold, and as one big happy family. Now, please leave. Cathy sends it to Byron Saxton, who has found the rowdiest fans waiting. For that matter, Byron is with the SummerSlam shirt contest winners, Carlo Prati and his sun, Luca! Get yours today! Will Judgment Day feel as good as the fans do after tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Bron Breakker.

Even though he doesn’t want to, the Big Bad Booty Nephew stops to talk. Byron brings up the Intercontinental Championship match, what will be different from Money in the Bank? Bron says he doesn’t know how “Sami Zayn & Friends” went last night, but he is happy for Sami, because that is Sami’s future. Sami has to provide for his family somehow, right? As far as his future as Intercontinental Champion, it ends tonight. Bron heads out, will this hungry dog finally sink his teeth into that title?

 

The Awesome Truth meets up with Peter Rosenberg.

It is a cookout now with the hors d’oeuvres. Truth, you didn’t even cut the avocado! But hey, they’re in Miz’s hometown with Miz’s people! Little Anthony and Adam here, what’s today? Adam’s birthday. Then let’s say Happy Birthday to Adam! Who does he wanna see? LA Knight. is Knight gonna beat Logan Paul? Yes! Isn’t Logan a hometown hero, though? NO~! Who else does Adam wanna see? Cody Rhodes? Yeah! Wanna see him beat Solo Sikoa? Yeah! Ready for surprises? Yes! And some fun? Yes! Then let’s go! SummerSlam is coming, and it will be… AWESOME~!

 

Michael Cole has a sit-down interview with Seth Rollins.

SummerSlam sees two men Rollins has a long history with facing each other. Drew McIntyre VS CM Punk, what does Rollins think of that match? He isn’t sure he’s allowed to say. But these two guys, Rollins does not like either of them. His history with Drew is well documented. Punk is a totally different ball game. There is a personal divide there. Rollins told Punk to stay out of his business, and Punk could not do it. Money in the Bank… Rollins has a short fuse with that guy, Rollins will keep it as PG as possible. If only there was a way for both of them to lose.

Michael Cole feels “hatred” is the only way to say it. Punk’s return, the music alone got under Rollins’ skin, we’ve never seen him in such a state. Where does it come from? Rollins says Punk was a guy he once looked up to. Rollins thought Punk had the best interests of the industry in his heart, but it wasn’t true. Push comes to shove, Punk cares about Punk and that’s it. The rest is a facade. Punk is a liar, a crook, a con artist, and he’s tricked the world into thinking he’s a savior when he’s really just selfish. Rollins can’t even look the guy in the eye, but here Punk is, in Rollins’ space.

Then this must be surreal. McIntyre has the same resentments for Punk as Rollins does. Yet Rollins can’t stand McIntyre, either. Who is in the right? How does Rollins read this? Rollins gets why Drew hates Punk, but the more attention you give to Punk, you’re just feeding the beast. Ignore someone like that so they go away. McIntyre cannot, now he’s in this position. McIntyre doesn’t want Punk here, but he’s giving Punk a big stage like SummerSlam! That’s on McIntyre. Rollins doesn’t like McIntyre, but he gets it. He can put himself in those shoes, has been where he is, felt the way he felt, Rollins can see it his way. As for Punk, not at all.

So with that said, Rollins is now the special guest referee. Rollins has to call it down the middle! Is there a better choice? He’s gonna let it ride, let them tear each other apart. It doesn’t matter who wins or loses, it’d be great if they both went away. Rollins will be the most impartial official possible. How’d Rollins even get himself into this situation? Rollins says he didn’t, they did! But either way you slice it, tonight’s gonna be fun.

 

Damian Priest visited Yankee Stadium.

He and Peter Rosenberg walked ‘n’ talked and being from The Bronx, how many times has Damian come out here? He can’t even count it, that’d be ridiculous. But this is where he grew up. The glory days of the Yankees in the 90s. The Bronx is the birthplace of hip hop, there’s a certain kind of toughness that comes from here. What was life like growing up here? it’s what you’d expect. The Bronx has the reputation that you might only see in movies, but it is exactly how Priest knew it. And he was a good baseball fan. he and his dad would play for hours, practice, practice, practice.

Then was being a pro-athlete always the dream? Yeah, Priest always had that in him. Then was there ever a time he felt it wasn’t going to work out? There was. Priest was bartending at the Manhattan Center, Hammerstein, and he’d see the wrestling events there. That is when it hit. Priest had started being a wrestler, just not big time. He was tending bar, bouncing, whatever to support the wrestling habit. That is when he got opportunity after opportunity and felt he could actually do this. He felt he could be a star.

Does Priest remember any early conversation with HHH? Did it feel like HHH saw something in him? Yeah, he had a talk with Hunter in the early days. HHH told Priest that HHH saw something special in Priest. It wasn’t just his abilities, it was that special something that kept him in NXT. Was there extra pressure because of that? Of course. The guy who gave him the shot is expecting more, so Priest doesn’t wanna fail for himself or for HHH. HHH has always supported Priest, priest will be his loyal soldier.

And now, Priest is here in Yankee Stadium, on an off day, because he’s El Campeon. That is humbling, surreal, seeing where he was to where he is now. That’s one of those things you don’t wanna let go. And now, to Cleveland, that building will be full. How will the fans react to Priest? The reaction’s slowly changed. Priest has been saying those reactions don’t affect him, but he has felt that extra passion, that acceptance, that belief and support. He feels he’s fighting for them, too. That is something he didn’t think he’d want.

The Yankees are the most successful team in MLB history, and Judgment Day has been very successful in the WWE. Does Priest feel good knowing he walks in with that team behind him? Yeah, it puts things at ease, makes things easier, and he is confident he and Rhea will walk out champions. All will be right again. Then how does he deal with Gunther? Der Ring General is as vicious a superstar as any, what is the strategy? Priest wouldn’t change anything he does, because that’s what got him here. He isn’t sure how Gunther is going to keep Priest down. Priest promises The King of the Ring will fall, will that become a reality tonight?

 

Jackie Redmond sit-down interview with Rhea Ripley.

She welcomed Mami back, and started off by going to WrestleMania 40. Rhea enjoyed a year long reign to that point, defended the title, and Judgment Day was strong as ever. Rhea says it is hard to put the emotions into words. Judgment Day was on top, they were running WWE, it was all perfect. They were all so happy. Then Liv Morgan attacks, injures Rhea’s arm, and Rhea had to give up her title and leave the boys on their own. What was her mental state then? Rhea says it was heartbreaking, depressing, and scary. They were on such a high, and for it all to be taken away by a freak accident, Rhea can’t even be sure what happened.

She knew it was bad, though, that shoulder slipped down and there was this bulge, from the bone. She didn’t want to believe how bad it was, but medical checking it found it was so much worse than dislocation. It made Rhea upset, but also motivated to get back. So safe to say, the shoulder is 100%? Rhea says wrestling is unpredictable, even more so against someone like Liv. Rhea knows Liv very well, as they were once friends. Liv has approached this as “eye for an eye” with her revenge tour. She put Rhea on the shelf, too her title, and then set her eyes on the boys. Rhea says that was a step too far.

The way Liv snaked into the Judgment Day, the clubhouse, the boys, it’s all sick. If you got a problem with Rhea, use fists, not her family, not her Latino Heat, not what is already hers. Liv took the title, took months of Rhea’s career. But bringing family into it is always too far. Then how would Rhea describe her relationship with Dom while she was away? Disappointing. She grew to love him, and he grew to love her. But then communication didn’t so much stop as it did slow down. Rhea is upset that they let it get to that. She tried her best to make time.

And when Rhea did come back, she did communicate one thing: Dom was to end that whatever it was with Liv. Dom said he HATES Liv. Liv was in tears. How would Rhea describe her own feelings seeing that? It was exciting, happy, maybe even aroused. Her heart skipped a beat, and she gave Dom a kiss on the cheek. So highs and lows since WM40, what’s the mindset going into SummerSlam? The same as always: bring the brutality. Rhea cannot wait to get her hands on Liv, because she’ll do a lot of things she’s been wanting to do for awhile. Time to show that Mami & Judgment Day are still on top.

 

Backstage interview with Liv Morgan.

Cathy Kelly is with the current Women’s World Champion and wants her response to Rhea’s “pleasure” seeing Liv in pain. Liv doesn’t care what Rhea thinks or feels. Couldn’t care less! And the irony is that Rhea is the only one crying after tonight when the Liv Morgan Revenge Tour ends by ending Rhea period. Some have said this tour has taken a detour, but that this is the very end. How does Liv feel about that? Nothing at all. But this is the end of this interview so bye. Liv heads out, will she have her happy ending here tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Nia Jax & Tiffany Stratton.

Byron is in the “regal company” of the Queen & Princess of The Ring and wants some final thoughts before Nia faces Bayley. Nia says she does what she promised in beating Bayley. Nia will be “reckless” with Bayley and walk out the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. As for Tiff, she has the brand-new briefcase, but as a journalist, he must ask. Any chance of a cash-in? Nia says don’t even bother her with those questions! Let’s go, princess. Nia & Tiffy head out, will the Irresistible Force have her moment? Or is it about to be Tiffy Time?

 

Michael Cole has a sit-down interview with CM Punk.

The Best in the World joins the Voice of the WWE, and officially, this is his welcome back. But how is the CM Punk of today different from the one that left a decade ago? How much time to we have? Well, the Punk of Today is the same person idealistically, but still with a temper because that is what makes Punk “must-see.” He isn’t fully satisfied, but more much satisfied than he was. He realized life is fleeting so he is enjoying things as they come. He maybe didn’t “grow up,” he still wants that youthful exuberance. Maybe “matured” is the word. He has the silliest tattoos, but he wouldn’t erase any of them for all the money in the world. All of them are a roadmap for how he got here, just as his choices in life are a roadmap of how he got back here.

Cole says Punk’s return was rather polarizing. Many were extremely excited, while others did not want this at all. Walk us through the emotions of his first week back. It was all overwhelming. Punk’s never been one to listen to most critics. There are those who paved the way, and he’ll lend an ear. There are those who just want after him or are jealous. Criticize all you want, chances are you’re wrong and he’s right. Then how does he feel about those just waiting to see “the old Punk” to show up. Well, those people are bigger fans of him than his actual fans. There is no one who watches more than the haters, that’s just the other side of the coin.

Everyone here is a “fan” because everyone pays attention. Polarizing? Yes. First to reach out to help or first to hit you. Then do the naysayers push Punk to prove them wrong? Well yeah, what’s more motivating than being told “You can’t.” That has what made Punk fight this hard for what he has. Nonconformist, never taking no for an answer. Then let’s talk the 2024 roller coaster. Royal Rumble, Punk’s return to the WWE ring. But a Future Shock DDT blows out his triceps. What was Punk feeling in that moment? Well, it was coming out of his mouth: “No no no no no.” He reached it, felt the hole in his arm, and he just knew it was already gone, there was nothing to be done.

Punk got through that night, Cody won the Rumble, Punk didn’t have his WrestleMania moment, the thing he’s always wanted. How’d he deal with that? The disappointing loss, coupled with that “Well, a friend won.” That was crushing more being hurt than being a loser. He didn’t get Mania this year, but he learned from that. Now being 100% again, he’ll take that into the next Royal Rumble and take that next step. That’s all anyone can do. This interview will continue later on, with Punk sharing his brutally honest opinions on Drew McIntyre and Seth Rollins.

 

Seth Rollins joins the panel!

And he loves it when they sing! “WHOA~ OHH~ OHHH~!” It never gets old. But he also has to get going being tonight’s special guest ref. He admitted to hating both Punk and McIntyre, so how can he actually keep emotions out of this to call things down the middle? Because Rollins is an equal opportunity hater! He won’t be biased towards Punk, nor biased towards McIntyre. He will call this down the middle, time to see who the better man really is. Barrett uses Rollins’ own words against him: he wants both guys to lose. They can be double disqualification, double count out, or the ref himself gets involved. What is the likelihood of that?

Rollins says hey, if those guys get out of hand, that’s referee’s discretion. Rollins knows he can count to ten, but he isn’t really about that. But uh, a ref getting involved… No promises. But Rollins said what’s better than beating those guys up himself? Letting them do it to each other! He’ll be watching, it’ll be a party! Big E says he was in a Nigerian Drum Match. He still doesn’t know what that was. But he isn’t sure what “Rollins Rules” is, so what is it? Rollins doesn’t know, either! But that’s the best thing! Anything is possible! He can’t wait to lay down the law! HAHAHAHA!

Barrett claims to be neutral, too, but he says never once has he seen CM Punk wearing Chicago anything for being someone from Chicago. Rollins will think on that. Big E says shame on Barrett. Jackie isn’t sure she’s drinking the Kool-Aid, but she’ll drink some C4 to him. And she can’t wait to see his true referee outfit. Rollins is an icon, but will he be able to see things clearly when wearing his own brand of rose-tinted glasses?

 

Jackie Redmond met with Logan Paul earlier this week.

They can’t be in Cleveland and not visit the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame! And who better than The Maverick? He admits there are better people, he has never actually visited here. Where’s the usual cockiness she’s been told about? Not here, he has to respect the roots of Cleveland. Oh, wait. He tried to have a band. The Dropouts, he was the singer. Cuz they dropped out of college, got stuff thrown at them, and those are the lyrics. Jackie can’t believe it. He wanted to be a rockstar? Well, he wasn’t gonna end up that, he failed. He knows when to call it quits.

Jackie knows he has said that he wrestled growing up, he’s not new to the sport. But when did becoming a WWE superstar become a real thing? After WrestleMania, he went back to the locker room, his friends and family said he crushed it. And he did have so much fun, so why not? It is a dream job. He loves it in WWE, it is everything he loves. Showmanship, physicality, storytelling. Third match ever, he faced Roman Reigns. LA Knight, he’s been grinding for decades. Jackie sounds like she’s talking smack. No, that’s just facts. She said it, not him.

Then is there some sort of resentment here? Yes, Logan would be jealous, too, if he wrestled for 20 years and had nothing to show for it. This isn’t a cake walk, but it is definitely something Logan can do that Knight can’t. Logan does respect every opponent, though. Everyone underestimates him, but he can do this. Then is there a parallel to his rockstar dream? Oh, yes, he feels like a rockstar. His music hits, he goes out there, and he puppets everyone with everything he does. That is a rockstar feeling. He may not have had what it takes to be a rockstar, but he does have what it takes to be a superstar, so either way, living the dream.

 

It’s Punk’s interview, part two.

Cole says McIntyre has had combustible things to say about Punk, such as never wanting him back. What did that do to Punk? Can Punk believe this came from McIntyre? No, not really. It’d make more sense from Seth, but Drew was a guy that was “wasted potential” for years. Drew might be angrier with himself than anything, but if he has to take that out on Punk, that’s not something Punk can change. But it is what Drew does to Punk that made this personal. Some would say Punk became obsessed in return. Drew taunted Punk, Punk goes after him, Priest cashes in to win. Then Punk screws Drew at Clash at the Castle. Why?

Punk says there are consequences to what you do and say. He isn’t the bad guy for returning favor. It isn’t the injury that hurt him, it was the disrespect, the gloating, the “praying” for this. That’s rather rotten when Punk knows Drew has been fired, sidelined, hurt. Punk never wishes something like that, that’s low to do. But Drew’s dream is to be champion. Punk’s goal is now to make sure that isn’t happening. And Drew isn’t champion, so who’s winning? The grudge match is coming, Punk is cleared, but maybe not the best he’s ever felt. Even so, athletes in later years are like sports cars. Sometimes it’s just a blown tire, sometimes it’s a blown engine.

As for Punk, he feels the same as he ever was, so he’s here to fight. Match, ref, bell, doesn’t matter, he wants that pound of flesh. So then Rollins, one of Punk’s harshest critics, is that ref. He doesn’t like Drew, either, which some believe truly makes Rollins unbiased. Punk already chuckles. That can’t be what Cole thinks. But if Punk were to say he doesn’t care, he’d be lying. He’s gonna do everything he can to focus on Drew. He doesn’t know if he can beat Drew. He knows he can hurt Drew, and that’s the intention. Rollins is a distraction. Rollins saw MITB, Clash, so on. Punk screwed Drew as a ref, and Rollins is probably just copying Punk.

Rollins is still a jealous brat following in Punk’s footsteps. And after Punk’s down with Drew, Rollins can be next up. Now, walking into the stadium, this will be Punk’s first 1v1 match in WWE in over a decade. What will it be to walk out onto the field to face Drew? Punk says this will be more like a fight in the streets. If Rollins wants to be there, fine. If he wants to be a deciding factor, Punk handles it when it happens. Punk’s seeing red, aimed at Drew. But will he hit the mark?

 

Backstage interview with Drew McIntyre.

Byron is with the Scottish Terminator, who has said he wants to beat Punk until his heart stops. We’re just hours away, is that how he feels now? Yes. He wouldn’t have said it otherwise. Drew only ever tells the truth. And we’re so close, there’s a nervous excitement. And we’re in Cleveland, where Punk left the WWE. And it is his first singles match in WWE for 10+ years. And it’ll be his last. You never know what a sociopath is thinking. Did Punk get any sleep last night? No, from those bags under his eyes, Punk hasn’t slept in 20 years. But Drew got to thinking: this isn’t a title match, they don’t need to do this quick.

McIntyre will hurt Punk, and if he gets his way, Punk goes to sleep, for good. Will the Scottish Terminator terminate the Second City Saint?

 

Jelly Roll sings God Bless America.

 

Triple H is here!

Cleveland fires up as The Game makes his way out, mic in hand. “Cleveland…! ARE, YOU, READYYY~!?” The fans cheer, so HHH says for the thousands in attendance, the MILLIONS watching around the world, welcome to SummerSlam! One more time, give it up for Jelly Roll! Jelly Roll and his band give a live performance his new hit song, Liar, to be the perfect theme song to SummerSlam.

The Miz is here, too, and he is in the Dog Pound! He wants to feel that energy from his people! The biggest party of the Summer starts… RIGHT NOW!

 

WWE Women’s World Championship: Liv Morgan VS Rhea Ripley w/ Dominik Mysterio!

We heard from both sides in this compelling telenovela. Fighting over one title as well as one guy, but Dirty Dom chose his Mami. Will Liv prove that Hell has nothing on a woman scorned? Or will Rhea’s brutality be want ends the “Liv Morgan Revenge Tour” once and for all?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really on top of the world!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Liv and Rhea stare down, seething, and then Rhea storms up. Liv bails out, and fans boo. Liv grins, eggs Rhea on, but Rhea does rush out there! Liv hurries back into the ring now. Liv grins, having fun trolling Rhea. Rhea is frustrated a bit, but she rushes in. Liv bails right out, and the fans boo again. Rhea rushes out, Liv slides in, and Liv continues to taunt Rhea. Rhea rushes in, Liv slips out, and Rhea’s going from frustrated to pissed. Liv just taunts Rhea, but then Rhea fakes her out! Gotcha! Rhea grins now and Liv looks worried. They stand, Liv swings but Rhea traps the arms!

Rhea short arm LARIATS! And LARIEATS again! And LARIATS again! That arm is definitely 100% hitting Liv like that. Rhea hauls Liv up, half nelson for a HALF ‘N’ HALF PLEX! Liv flounders out of the ring and Dom smiles with Mami. Rhea storms out after Liv, high-fives Dom, and makes Liv watch her kiss Dom on the cheek. Rhea then BOOTS Liv down, hauls her up and SMACKS her off the barrier! Rhea CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” and Dom likes it. Rhea SMACKS Liv off steel steps, then SMACKS her off them again! Rhea puts Liv in at 8 of 10, then she stalks Liv. Liv dodges Rhea but Rhea HEADBUTTS!

Rhea hauls Liv up, pump handles, CORNER RIPTIDE!! Rhea says no no no, she’s not done yet! Pump handle, RIP- NO, Liv slips free! Liv goes to a corner and Rhea smirks. Rhea’s toying with her prey, but then Liv sends her into buckles! Rhea flounders back, staggers up, and Liv POSTS her int the other corner! That right shoulder takes the hit and Rhea says it feels out! The ref has Liv back off to check Rhea, but she says do NOT stop this match! Liv still wants after Rhea, but Rhea BOOTS her away! Rhea bails out of the ring, Dom is there to check on her, but it isn’t looking good. Liv goes out after Rhea, and BOOTS her!

The fans boo but Liv got Rhea like she did when this revenge tour started! Liv says this is who Dom chose over her? Liv stomps Rhea, drags her up, and then puts her in the ring. Cover, TWO! Liv stays close, KICKS Rhea to a corner, then drags her up. Liv CLUBS Rhea, wraps the bad arm around ropes, and thrashes! The ref counts, Liv stomps and stomps until he counts 4. Liv brings Rhea around and WRINGS her out! Cover, TWO! Liv clamps onto the bad arm, the fans duel, but Liv grinds that arm. Rhea endures the pain, we get some ref cam as she fights her way forward, but Liv kicks Rhea around! And kicks, and kicks, and KICKS!

Liv drags Rhea back up, top wristlock and FLYING CODE BREAKER! Rhea staggers, but she comes back to BOOT! Liv is down and the fans fire up! Rhea still clutches the bad arm but the fans rally as she goes outside. Dom checks the arm, wants to help but then Liv runs in! Liv DIVES and takes out Dom! Dom takes the hit for Rhea, so Rhea pushes Liv back in. Rhea checks Dom, he says to go get Liv. Rhea says this is what Liv gets for hurting her Dom Dom! Liv says bring it then! Rhea RAMS her shoulder into the desk, to pop it back in!!! Now Liv’s in trouble! Rhea runs up, fires haymakers, and she swings!

Liv dodges, but Rhea dodges to wrench and HOOK KICK! Liv staggers, Rhea runs up to DROPKICK Liv down! Rhea drags Liv up, for an atomic FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Rhea snarls but her arm seems to be better now. Rhea then looms over Liv, drags her up, and pump handles! RIP- DDT!! Liv turns that around, covers, TWO!! Rhea survives and Dom is relieved. Liv is beside herself, but the fans rally again. Liv drags Rhea up but Rhea KICKS her back! Rhea then runs in at the corner, but into a BOOT! Liv goes up and kicks again, but Rhea blocks to YANK Liv down! And then Rhea ties up the legs, PRISM TRAP!!

Liv endures, flails around, but Rhea still uses more her left arm than anything. Liv reaches out, rolls, and sends Rhea into buckles! Rhea sputters from hitting head and shoulder first. Rhea stands, Liv gets around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Rhea survives, but Liv is on with an ARMBAR!! Rhea clasps hands but Liv stomps away! Liv pulls on that grip, the fans rally and duel, but Rhea holds on! Rhea fights around, Liv kicks her, and the fight over the arm continues! Liv claws at Rhea’s fingers but the fans rally up, and Rhea fights to deadlift Liv! POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Liv survives and Rhea is stunned!

The fans rally and Rhea stands up. Rhea drags Liv up and tells her this is what she gets. But Liv HEADBUTTS Rhea! Both women stagger back, but Rhea hurries after Liv. Liv is on the apron, she HOTSHOTS Rhea’s bad arm! Liv goes to the timekeeper’s area to get a chair! The ref says don’t do it, Liv! Liv reminds Rhea of what Rhea did to Liv over a year ago. Rhea again rams her shoulder back into place! And then Rhea BOOTS Liv down! And then pump handle, RIPTIDE!!! But Rhea doesn’t cover?! She wants to HURT Liv! So she goes to the chair! The ref says don’t do it, but Rhea’s rage is getting the better of her!

Rhea lifts the chair, and Dom TAKES it from her!? Dom does speak sense, Rhea has to win the title by pinning Liv! Rhea is upset, but she knows he’s right. Liv DROPKICKS Rhea into Dom!! And then OBLIVION!! Cover, TWO!! Rhea survives and no one can believe it!! Liv is losing her mind that her best shot failed! Rhea staggers up, Dom distracts the ref, but FULL METAL OBLIVION!!! Cover, LIV WINS!!!

Winner: Liv Morgan, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s World Championship)

Dom, what the hecc? WHAT IS THAT SMILE ABOUT!? Did Dom purposefully do all that?! YES, because he helps Liv up off the floor, TO KISS HER!! Dom screwed Rhea!! He leaves with his new girl, are they both going to catch Hell for this?

 

Judgment Day regroups.

Carlito says this is bad, this is very bad! Priest storms in and asks where the hell Dom is! He is pissed at everyone! HE asks if Finn knew about that! Finn is hesitant, but then says no, of course he didn’t. Well someone better know where that prick is! Finn says they all feel the same. Fin and the boys can go find Dom, Priest has to focus on Gunther. But at least they know what Priest thinks of them… Priest tries to apologize but the boys head out. Will Dom’s betrayal cost him his head?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Sami Zayn VS Bron Breakker!

The Underdog from the Underground already made it through the Son of the Dog Faced Gremlin before, and that was in Toronto for Money in the Bank. However, Bron claims that was only because he underestimated Sami. Will Bron make up for that by breaking Sami once and for all? Or will Sami still have that unstoppable spirit even now?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who runs wild the Dog Pound!

The bell rings and Bron runs in! Sami hurdles and Bron POSTS himself! Bron flops out of the ring, and Sami sees he has a target. Sami builds speed to FLY! Down goes Bron and the fans fire up! Sami puts Bron in then goes up, and Sami AX- NO, Bron dodges! Bron runs up to LARIAT in the corner! Bron runs but then dodges a Helluva Kick! Bron returns the favor on Sami, hoists him up, but Sami slips free because of the bad arm! Roll-up, TWO! Sami dodges a lariat, but not the STEINER LINE! The fans bark it up and Bron stalks Sami. Sami goes to a corner, Bron brings him up, and he ROCKS Sami!

Bron puts Sami in a corner, RAMS into him, then RAMS him again and again! The ref counts, Bron CLUBS Sami then lets off. Bron comes back to fire haymakers, but he lets off as the ref counts. Bron runs up again, but into a clinch! Bron CLUBS away, gets free, and he puts Sami up top. Bron climbs, but Sami fights with haymakers! Sami ELBOWS Bron down, then adjusts up top. But Bron is right back up! SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO! Bron huffs ‘n’ puffs, and he tells Sami that he is just holding on by a thread! Bron fires hands, CHOKES Sami, then lets off at 4.

Bron BODY SHOTS, again and again, then CLUBS Sami! Bron tells Sami to just quit already, there is nothing to save him! Sami SLAPS Bron, SLAPS and SLAPS again! Bron knees low, whips, but Sami goes up and over! Sami LARIATS Bron and the fans fire up! Bron staggers up, but he blocks Blue Thunder! So Sami CLUBS away on Bron again! Sami reels Bron in, back suplexes, but Bron lands out! Bron kicks Sami low! Bron hops right up and FLYING BULLDOGS into BLUE THUNDER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Sami shakes his head. Sami watches Bron rise, and he storms back up.

Bron JUMP KNEES Sami down! Sami flounders to a corner, drags himself up, but he catches Bron! CORNER EXPLODER! The fans are thunderous as Sami aims from across the way! HELLUVA- SPEAR!! Bron snarls as he brings down the straps! Bron roars, the fans fire up, and Bron builds speed! SPEAR!!! Cover, BRON WINS!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall (NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Bron took Sami seriously this time, and that was the end of Sami! Is Bron right about Sami’s future being about anything other than wrestling?

 

WWE United States Championship: Logan Paul VS LA Knight!

Is The Maverick undefeated since becoming a champion? Yeah. Has he held this title for 273 days? Yeah. But has he done it fair and square? NAH-NAH! Is he about to face the hungriest man in WWE? YEAH! But is this hometown hero about to let his family and friends down? That’s what we have to wait and see. Will the champion be ImPAULsive? Or will we see just whose game this is, with everybody saying, “L A KNIGHT! YEAH!”

As a special surprise, another of Cleveland’s stars in MGK, Machine Gun Kelly, is here to be Logan’s wingman. But in return, Knight pulls up in the Prime truck. He hates the windows, though, so he’ll do Logan a favor. SMASH with a pipe! YEAH! Now Logan can have his trash back, Knight will take the title. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the Mega Star!

Logan CLOBBERS Knight before the bell! But Knight drags Logan out to fire hands! The ref says stop, this isn’t a match! Knight fires hands, Logan KNEES low! Logan HEADBUTTS Knight! Logan then whips, but Knight reverses and Logan hits barriers! The fans rally, Knight SMACKS Logan off the apron, and then THRWOS Logan into the Hydration Station! Then he RAMS the Hydration Station into Logan! Knight taunts MGK and Logan’s loser- er, friends. Knight drags Logan up, but gets PRIME in the face! Logan RAMS Knight into the apron! Logan fires more hands, then throws off his vest.

Logan then clears the desk! Logan then drags Knight up, but Knight hits back! Knight DRIBBLES Logan off the desk, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight chugs Prime, to SMACK Logan with the bottle! MGK can’t even right now, but Knight puts Logan on the desk. Knight gets on the desk, and then gives him a torture rack, to then NECKBREAKER on the desk! Knight flops off but Logan writhes. The ref says get int he ring, this isn’t even a match yet! Knight puts Logan in, and now the bell rings! The fans are thunderous as Knight fires off on Logan, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight ERAMS into Logan, “YEAH! YEAH!”

Knight then lets off, brings Logan around, and whips. Logan KICKS back, runs up, but into a atomic drop! And a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Knight huffs ‘n’ puffs, spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT!” ELBOW DROP onto knees! Logan saves himself, but he and Knight rise up. Knight kicks first, reels Logan in, but Logan slips out of the back suplex! Logan POSTS Knight, even as fans tell him off. Logan soaks up the heat, brings Knight back to his feet, then POSTS him again! Logan then stands Knight up again, whips, but Knight reverses! Only for Logan to come back and LARIAT! Logan gives some ground ‘n’ pound, then soaks up more heat.

Logan lets the fans chant on, then he strikes a pose. Hogan Paul, anyone? Logan whips, BOOTS, then runs, SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!! Knight shoves Logan, pie faces him, but Logan hits back. They scrap on the mat, “YEAH!” Knight ROCKS Logan again and again, then kicks, JABS, JABS, and JABS! Knight whips, Logan reverses to gut wrench SLAM! Cover, TWO! Knight is still in this and Logan grows frustrated. Logan stands, the fans rally, and Logan reels Knight in. ALLEY OOP BOMB! Cover, TWO! Knight is still in this but Logan stays focused. Logan paces, mocks Knight by spelling it out, then runs, but Knight POP-UP POWERSLAMS him!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight rises, storms up, and he RAMS Logan into a corner! Knight fires hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips corner to corner just to send Logan back in! Then choke grip, for a SLAM DUNK! Knight stomps a mudhole in, “YEAH!” The ref backs Knight off, but Knight goes for more! The ref counts again, Knight lets off to go corner to corner. KNEE SMASH! The fans fire up while Logan flounders, and Knight drags Logan up. Knight whips, Logan reverses, but Knight turns that into a SIDE EFFECT! Knight goes up the corner, “L! A! KNIGHT!” and JUMPING MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!

Knight is frustrated but he drags Logan up again. Torture track, but Logan CLAWS free! Knight ROCKS Logan! Knight runs up, but Logan puts him on the apron! Logan triangle jump LARIATS! The fans boo but Logan sees Knight is down on the floor. Logan slingshots to TOP ROPE ASAI MOONSAULTS! Direct hit and the fans lose their minds! Logan drags Knight up, puts him in, then pumps up! ONE LUCKY- NO, Knight spins it to B- NO! Logan backslides! TWO!! Knight escapes, Logan dodges, ONE LUCKY RIGHT!! Cover, TWO?!? Logan cannot believe it but The Land loves it! Logan stands, he goes to a corner!

Logan climbs, for the FROG- NO, Knight dodges! Logan runs up, Knight dodges to kick! B F- NO, Logan holds ropes! Logan goes back up top, but Knight runs up! Logan BOOTS Knight, goes up higher, but Knight’s right up after him! SUPER DUPER BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Logan survives somehow, but Knight goes to the apron. Logan bails out, Knight comes back, Logan CLAWS Knight’s face! Knight staggers, and Logan goes to his posse! But then Knight WRECKS Logan with a dropkick! Knight staggers over to Logan’s buds, they taunt him, so Knight TOSSES Jeff! Tosses the other guy, and he stomps them all!

The fans are thunderous, but Logan CLUBS Knight! Logan POSTS Knight, then shoves him back in. Logan calls to MGK, and MGK brings out… THE BRASS KNUCKLES! Those have been Logan’s weapon of choice all 273 days! Knight storms, up, drags Logan up, but Logan BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCHES him!! Then he slingshots to BUCK- NO!! B F T!!!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall (NEW WWE United States Champion)

The first-ever singles title for LA Knight in WWE, and it was in Logan’s backyard! Is this finally the Mega Star’s time? What is Logan to do now that he’s back to square one?

 

WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Nia Jax!

The Role Model knows this has been a long time coming with the Irresistible Force. Bayley owes Nia from years ago, but that doesn’t even register for the Queen of the Ring. For Nia, this is to be her crowning achievement. Will Nia have what she wants once and for all? Or can Bayley find a way to again turn the odds in her favor?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who bends the knee!

The bell rings and the two run up to fire hands! Bayley gets the edge, bobs ‘n’ weaves, then RSLAPS Nia! Nia grabs Bayley, puts her in a corner, then on the apron! Bayley drags Nia through ropes to wrap an arm around them! Bayley then BOOTS the arm! Bayley fires more hands, but Nia shoves Bayley away. Bayley runs up, Nia stuffs the tackle to gut wrench and- JAWBREAKER from Bayley! Bayley runs, into a SAMOAN DROP! Nia stalks Bayley, pushes her around and taunts her. Nia CHOKES Bayley on ropes, lets off as the ref counts, then drags Bayley back up. Nia TOSSES Bayley to the corner, then soaks up the heat.

Nia drags Bayley up, scoops her, and SLAMS her down. Nia soaks up more heat, then runs to drop an elbow! Bayley sputters, Nia SPANKS her! Nia sits on Bayley to crush her against ropes! The ref counts, Nia lets off, and then she storms back up. Bayley kicks low, fires forearms, but Nia SHOVES her back! Nia CLUBS Bayley again and again, then hits the STINK FACE! Nia lets off to drag Bayley up and COBRA CLUTCH! Bayley endures, Nia mocks her, but the fans rally up. Bayley fires body shots, fights up, and fires haymakers! Nia shoves Bayley, Bayley gest around, and manages a SAIDO! The fans fire up while both women are down!

Nia rises up first, she glares, and Bayley runs in, into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Bayley keeps moving, though! She CLOBBERS Nia! Both women are down again and the fans rally up. Nia rises, runs up but Bayley DUMPS her out! Only for Nia to trip Bayley up! Nia HEADBUTTS Bayley, spins her around on the apron, and lines up a shot. Bayley dodges, the leg drop hits apron! Bayley BOOTS Nia into barriers! Bayley goes out, uses the steps to LEAPING LARIAT! Down goes Nia and Bayley fires more hands! The fans cheer, Bayley drags Nia up and into the ring at 6 of 10. Bayley climbs, but Nia trips her up!

Nia storms up on Bayley while the fans rally. Nia suplexes Bayley off the corner, holds her up, but Bayley fights it! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Nia endures, powers up, and she suplexes Bayley for a GOURD BUSTER! Bayley flounders, Nia snarls, and Nia runs to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Then the leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives and Nia is annoyed. Nia drags Bayley to a drop zone, and she goes up the corner!? SUPER LEG DROP misses as Bayley moves! Nia hobbles up, Bayley fires up, and Bayley clinches to BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!! Bayley drags Nia up, hooks her up, but Nia powers out of Rose Plant!

Nia scoops, but Bayley FLYING-MARES free! Bayley runs, but into an URENAGE! And now Bayley is in the drop zone again! Nia makes sure it’s just right before she goes up! A-NIA-LATOR!! Cover, TWO!!! Bayley survives and Nia is shocked! The fans rally up, Nia kicks Bayley around, then she dribbles Bayley off the mat! Nia drags Bayley up to HEADBUTT her, then HEADBUTT, and HEADBUTT! Nia TOSSES Bayley into a corner, talks trash, and she slaps Bayley around. Bayley shoves Nia but Nia CLUBS away on her! The ref counts, Nia lets off, then runs up, but Bayley moves! Nia POSTS herself! The fans fire up while Nia flops to the apron.

Nia clutches her arm while the ring count climbs. Bayley rises, builds speed, and she DIVES! But into a fireman’s carry! SAMOAN DROP to the floor!! Nia roars, drags Bayley up, and she puts Bayley back in. Nia storms in, stalks Bayley, then runs in to SPLASH in the corner! Bayley slumps down, Nia HIP ATTACKS her! Nia drags Bayley back into the drop zone, then climbs, but Bayley goes up after Nia! Bayley CLUBS Nia, CHOP BLOCKS her, then gets under her! FALLING POWERBOMB!!! The fans are losing their minds, and Bayley hurries up top, and Bayley MACHO ELBOWS!! Cover, TWO!!

But wait! Here comes Tiffany in the Bank!! The fans are thunderous but then Bayley BLASTS Tiff! Nia runs up, is sent into buckles, and Bayley trips Nia to a high stack! TWO, and Bayley runs to KNEE Nia down! But Nia is rising! Bayley snarls, runs and- POP-UP BOMB!! Nia flips Bayley up, reels her back in, POWERBOMB!! Nia drags Bayley to the drop zone, for A-NIA-LATOR!!! Another A-NIA-LATOR?!?! Cover, Nia wins!!

Winner: Nia Jax, by pinfall (NEW WWE Women’s Champion)

Bayley’s bod and spirit were just crushed in one go, and now Tiffy celebrates with The Queen of the Ring! Will Nia’s reign be irresistible? Will Tiffy be Nia’s pretty pink insurance policy?

 

Special Guest Referee Seth Rollins: Drew McIntyre VS CM Punk!

You heard of a love triangle? Well this is a hate triangle! The Scottish Terminator hates the Second City Saint, the Second City Saint hates the Scottish Terminator, and the Visionary hates both of them! And yet it is Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins who steps in as the only man who can call this match! But will it be “down the middle?” Or will it be all over The Land?

Rollins makes his entrance first and embraces the fans singing, “WHOA~ OHH~ OHHH~!” Rollins even has a ref cam equipped! But, is that entire robe his referee uniform? Or is it what’s underneath? Reveal! It’s a custom striped shirt, where the black stripes are tiger stripe mesh! Plus, those pants are basically if you flattened out a disco ball. But next out is Drew McIntyre, leaving CM Punk for last. Even so, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!” Rollins has these two hold on, but then Punk uses Rollins as a coat rack. Rollins sighs, rubs his butt with the sweatshirt, then throws it away. The fans chant for Punk but Rollins still does his best to instruct both guys.

Rollins says back up, and both guys go to opposite corners. Rollins takes a moment to revel in the fans cheering, then rings the bell! And the fists start flying! Punk gets the edge but McIntyre puts him in a corner. Punk dodges to fire m ore hands, and Rollins just lets it go! Then he counts, only to back Punk down at 4.5. They argue, McIntyre CLUBS Punk! McIntyre CHOPS and ROCKS and stomps and HAMMERS away! Now Rollins counts, but he still has to back McIntyre off. Rollins is being fair about this but then McIntyre brushes him off. Punk BOOTS McIntyre, goes up and FLYING LARIATS! Punk rains down fists!

McIntyre pushes Punk away, throat chops, and then he hauls Punk up. McIntyre CHOPS, then ROCKS Punk. McIntyre runs, Punk follows to LARIAT McIntyre up and out! Punk goes to the apron, and FLYING LARIATS! Down goes McIntyre, and Rollins waits while the fans chant for Punk. Punk drags McIntyre up, to POST him! And CHOP! Now Rollins starts a count. Punk fires hands, McIntyre pushes back, but Punk TOSSES McIntyre over barriers! Rollins only now says 2! Punk goes up to AX HANDLE McIntyre! Punk TOSSES McIntyre back over barriers, then stalks him. Rollins lounges, preferring to watch now.

McIntyre CHOPS Punk, scoops him, but Punk slips free! Punk POSTS McIntyre! The fans want table but Punk SMACKS McIntyre off the steps! And does it again! Punk asks if he should keep going, Rollins says go for it. Rollins ties his shoes while Punk DRIBBLES McIntyre off the steel! Punk then drags McIntyre up, headlocks and punches! Rollins lets it happen, and Punk brings McIntyre to the apron. But McIntyre trips Punk up! And brings him up to SWING into the desk! And then again! Even Rollins is a bit surprised by that savagery. McIntyre lifts the apron skirt, CHOPS Punk, and Punk flounders against the desk!

McIntyre brings Punk around, fans still want tables but McIntyre ROCKS Punk. McIntyre puts Punk under the ring, Rollins says don’t! Nah, okay, do it! CATAPULT into the ring frame! Rollins applauds, McIntyre hauls Punk up and puts him in. “This is Awesome!” as McIntyre storms in. Punks wings wild, but McIntyre CHOPS him down! McIntyre stomps Punk’s arm, then stands him up to snap suplex. Cover, but Punk is out before Rollins even starts! Rollins says what’s the big deal? McIntyre wants to kill Punk, right? Keep going! McIntyre stomps Punk’s head, stomps Punk’s hand, but Punk hits body shots and forearms!

McIntyre CHOPS Punk down! McIntyre hauls Punk up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Cover, ONE! Rollins apologizes, he was wary of his knees. McIntyre stands Punk up, to SLAP him! Punk SLAPS back! And SLAPS, SLAPS and URAKENS! Punk kicks low, puts McIntyre in a corner, then runs up to SHINING- NO, McIntyre catches Punk to POWERBOMB! Cover, ONE!! Rollins really was there but that was all Punk. McIntyre deadlifts Punk for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Punk survives again but Rollins says hey, he’s giving it fair so McIntyre has to cool off. McIntyre just has to do better.

McIntyre goes out of the ring, and he grabs a chair! The fans fire up, Rollins checks Punk, but is McIntyre about to push even the “Rollins Rules” too far? McIntyre storms in, Rollins sees the chair, and now McIntyre asks if Rollins really wants this as much as him. Rollins can just ignore this and both of their problem goes away. Just let him do it. Rollins turns around, McIntyre lifts the chair, but then Rollins snatches the chair away! Rollins apparently wants to do this fair and square. They argue now, and McIntyre shoves Rollins! Rollins swings, but McIntyre dodge! Rollins pulls up short of hitting Punk!

McIntyre runs up, Punk rolls him up, but Rollins is busy putting the chair away! TWO, and McIntyre is up to NECKBREAKER! McIntyre kips up, and he’s frustrated with all of this. But then he reaches into his trunks, and surprise! He has the friendship bracelet he stole from Punk! McIntyre counts it down, CLAY- CALF KICK! Punk turns things around on McIntyre and the fans fire up! Punk then dodges McIntyre, spins things around, and hits a NECKBREAKER of his own! The fans rally, Punk goes corner to corner, SHINING WIZARD! Punk keeps going, SHINING WIZARD again! Punk wants another!

McIntyre sputters, Punk runs in again! SHINING WIZARD! And then a short arm LARIAT! Punk goes up, grins at Rollins, and then blows a kiss! MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! McIntyre survives, but Punk doesn’t question it! He goes for ANACONDA VICE!! McIntyre fights, but the vice is in!! McIntyre flails, Punk grabs the bracelet! Punk pulls it free off McIntyre’s hand! The fans cheer as Punk wants the  moral victory! Punk gets it back, only to get a CLAYMORE!! Cover, TWO?!? Punk survives and even Rollins is surprised! Cleveland is thunderous for Punk, but Rollins coaches McIntyre up.

McIntyre seethes as he sits up, “This is Awesome!” McIntyre paces, glares at Punk, then hauls him up. McIntyre underhooks, for – NO, Punk slips free! Punk dodges McIntyre and POSTS him! McIntyre sputters, Punk says night-night! Punk reels Mcintyre in to fireman’s carry! Punk stares Rollins down but suddenly doesn’t trust him. Wait, Rollins has the friendship bracelet?! When did that happen? Rollins says he made sure it was out of the way! But then Mcintyre CLOBBERS Punk into Rollins! And then FUTURE- NO, Punk slips free to fireman’s carry! GO TO SLEEP!! Cover, but no Rollins! The fans count, Punk would’ve won!

Rollins hurries back in, he counts, TWO!! McIntyre survives after what would’ve been eight! Punk says Rollins is as good a ref as he is a wrestler, aka not good! Punk gets in Rollins’ face, but Rollins tells him that this is HIS ring, HIS match, HIS rules, HIS company! Not everything here is about CM Punk!! McIntyre is his problem, NOT Rollins! So focus on that, got it?! The fans sing for Rollins, but then Punk reels Rollins in! GO TO SLEEP!! But now there’s no ref! Punk takes his bracelet back, and says it’s never about Rollins, either. But then McIntyre LOW BLOWS Punk!! McIntyre pie faces Punk, then hits a CLAYMORE!!

McIntyre drags Punk to a cover, but Rollins is still dizzy! The fans count, Rollins finally does, and MCINTYRE WINS!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall

Egos got out of hand tonight, but in the end, it was Punk who had the biggest, and that is why he lost. And to add insult to injury, McIntyre steals the bracelet back! McIntyre gives it a kiss, just to rub it in more. Will this grudge ever go away? Or does it only end when someone’s career does?

 

Judgment Day regroups.

Finn sighs, and says they couldn’t find Dom. Priest figured, Dom probably left. Priest wants to apologies but Finn says no, water under the bridge. All the same, Priest is sorry. Finn is sorry, too. But judgment Day comes first. And while Priest said he doesn’t need Finn out there, just say the word if he changes his mind. Priest appreciates that. They fist bump, and Priest heads out. El Campeon is about to be in the fight of his life, will he bring down Der Ring General? Or will the King of the Ring soon be the King of the World?

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Damian Priest VS GUNTHER!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see whose past informs their future!

The bell rings and the fans rally up already. Gunther can’t help to smile, and he runs up, but Priest ROCKS him! Priest fires off in the corner, ROCKS him again, then BOOTS him! Gunther hits back with forearms, but Priest UPPERCUTS! Then he ELBOWS in the corner! Choke grip, but Gunther breaks free! Gunther CHOPS the arm, UPPERCUTS Priest, but Priest clinches! FLATLINER! Gunther bails out and the fans fire up! Priest goes out, runs in and goes up steps, to FLYING CLUB Gunther down! The fans cheer, Priest reels Gunther in, but Gunther POSTS him first!

Gunther reels Priest in for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! The ring count starts, but Gunther drags Priest up to RAM him into the apron! The count is 5 of 10, Gunther CHOPS Priest down! Gunther slides in the ring, Priest storms in after him. Gunther CLUBS Priest, then brings him around to scoop and SLAM! The fans are torn but Gunther scowls as he stalks Priest. Priest rises, and he ROCKS Gunther! And ROCKS him again! And again! Gunther runs up but but Priest dodges! Priest BELL CLAPS, then suplexes! But Gunther fights that! Priest tries again, stil lcan’t, and Gunther wrenches to CHOP!

Gunther underhooks to BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up while Gunther frowns. Gunther rises, he stalks Priest, and he brings Priest up to CHOP! Priest sputters but he comes back to ROCK Gunther! Gunther rebounds to BOOT Priest down! Gunther goes up a corner, but Priest UPPERCUTS first! The fans duel again, Priest seethes and storms back up. But Gunther throws hands from above! They brawl, Priest ROCKS Gunther, CLUBS him, and Gunther clings to the post to stay up top! Priest climbs, he stands Gunther back up, then goes to the very top!

But Gunther wrenches the arm into a KIMURA! Gunther fires body shots, then CLUBS Priest down! Priest staggers, but he GAMANGIRIS in return! Gunther wobbles, Priest climbs up again. Priest goes to the very top, to SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up, Priest reels Gunther in for a BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Gunther survives but Priest stays cool. Priest paces, the fans rally, and Gunther slowly rises. Priest gives a little rope-a-dope and KICKS! And KICKS! Gunther sits up into another KICK! Gunther hobbles into another KICK! But Gunther CHOPS! Priest staggers, but comes back to KICK!

The fans fire up, Gunther CHOPS again! Priest ROCKS Gunther! Gunther CHOPS, Priest CHOPS! And CHOPS1 CHOPS! CHOPS! KICK! KICK! ROUNDHOUSE!! Gunther falls and the fans are thunderous! Gunther’s chest is bleeding from where Priest got him! But Gunther CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Priest blocks one!! Gunther apologizes?! Priest KICKS, KICKS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Priest then swings, into a CHOP! But Priest SUPERKICKS! The fans fire up and Priest aims from a corner. Gunther rises, but he dodges the splash! SHOTGUN! Then the GENERAL BOMB!! High stack, TWO!!

The fans fire up again as Priest survives! The fans cheer seeing that blood from Gunther’s chest! Gunther rises, he stalks Priest, and he brings Priest up. Priest ROCKS Gunther! Gunther CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Then he reels Priest in, for a- NO, Priest lands out of the bomb to SPIN KICK! Gunther staggers, into the choke grip! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and Priest is in disbelief! But the fans rally up as Priest rises to his feet. Priest feeds off that energy, and he drags Gunther back up. Priest reels Gunther in, but Gunther fights the lift!

Gunther wrenches out, goes after that arm, but then he CHOPS! Priest ROCKS Gunther! Gunther dodges the next shot to SLEEPR! Priest snapmares free, but Gunther blocks the kick! T-BONE SUPLEX! Gunther runs to LARIAT!! Then he LARIATS again! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives, Gunther is too tired to be upset! “This is Awesome!” as Gunther goes to ropes. Gunther eggs Priest on, but Priest dares him to bring it! Gunther runs up to BOOT! Priest falls, but then sits up! Priest shakes his head, eggs Gunther on again, so Gunther CHOPS him down! The fans duel, Priest rises again, but Gunther says this is HIS title now!

Gunther eggs Priest on, then CHOPS him back down. Gunther paces around Priest, but Priest sits up and shakes his head. Wait, Finn appears ringside? He coaches Priest on, and Gunther is annoyed. Gunther tells Finn to back off, then he drags Priest up. Gunther wrenches, to CHOP Priest! Priest flops down but Gunther holds him up. Gunther sits Priest up, to CHOP! But Priest CLUBS and CHOPS, only for Gunther to BOOT him back down! Gunther is all fired up now! Gunther STOMPS Priest down! Gunther eggs Priest on, calls him trash like he has before, and he stomps Priest again.

But the fans cheer as Priest rises up! But Gunther KICKS him in the side! Gunther dares Finn to do something fo rhis guy, and Finn coaches Priest up. Gunther BOOTS Finn!! Priest sees that, and now he’s pissed!! Priest rises, Gunther BOOTS, but Priest does not fall! Priest pulls down the straps! Gunther BOOTS, Priest LARIATS!! Th efans are thundeorus as Priest gets moving, COMEBACKER LARIAT! Priest reels Gunther in, Canadian Rack and RAZOR’S EDGE!! Priest then says this is done! Choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN!!! Cover, Finn gives Gunther the ROPEBREAK?!?

The fans are in disbelief, Priest doesn’t know what happened, but what is going on with Judgment Day!?! First Dom betrays Mami and now Finn stops Priest from winning? The replay is on the big screen, and Finn has an evil smile on his own face! Priest goes out after Finn but Gunther CLUBS him! SLEEPER!!! Priest flails, reaches out, but he is caught! Finn just stares down Priest the entire time! Priest is fading! The ref checks, and Priest… gets a second wind!! The fans are thunderous as Priest pushes back to a cover, TWO!! Gunther lets go, Priest grabs Finn!! Gunther drags Priest up and in! GENERAL BOMB!!!

Gunther flips Priest around, for the SLEEPER!!! The fans rally as hard as they can, but Priest is OUT! Gunther wins!!

Winner: Gunther, by submission (NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion)

Der Ring General has gold around his waist again, but that’s not even the real headline! It is that Judgment Day is falling apart before our very eyes! Dom chooses Liv, Finn chooses anyone but Priest, who is going to be on the outside looking in?

 

The Awesome Truth is in the ring!

The fans cheer as our host for the evening, and his tag team partner, are here. Miz tells Cleveland that SummerSlam is in their house! Truth says this is a big house. How many people are in here? Wonder no more. Miz has the numbers. Cleveland set an American record! Tonight’s attendance is 57,791! Cleveland, WHAT’S UP!? But then A-Town Down Under has to ruin the fun. Waller says you can’t have the biggest party of the sumemr without them! Austin Theory can’t believe Miz is hosting. But it makes sense. He’s just like Cleveland: Disgusting! But this is The Land, right?

The Land with the worst NFL team of all time! The fans boo but Waller says they’re called “The Browns” for a reason. This is also The Land where everyone here looks like Jelly Roll! The fans boo, but Waller says no, Theory, don’t disrespect a country music legend. Oh, right, sorry, sorry. Jelly is cool. He has done the impossible. He is the only m an to make music worse than R-Truth! MGK ain’t much better. Truth says that’s clever. But this IS the home of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. It’s Ricky Martin, Robin Gibson, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express! Truth says that’s not how that works.

Wait, Jelly gets in, with a chair! Miz explains this is A-Town Down Under, not Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. Then who is that? Jelly SMACKS Theory! And SMACKS Waller! The fans are fired up, and Jelly clamps onto Theory’s neck! The fans are thunderous for the JELLY POWER CHOKE SLAM!! Packs a punch in every packet! But Jelly ain’t done! He and Awesome Truth say, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIFTEEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Theory flounders away, the fans fire up, and Jelly breaks it down with Truth. They all hug it out, will Jelly one day find himself in the Hall of Fame?

 

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Bloodline Rules: Cody Rhodes VS Solo Sikoa!

The American Nightmare did #FinishTheStory at WrestleMania 40, and he did move on from The Bloodline. It’s The Bloodline who has not moved on from Cody Rhodes. Once The Street Champ of the Island, once The Enforcer for the Tribal Chief, and then named the Heir to the Throne, that was not enough for Solo. Solo has committed a hostile takeover, backed by the Guerillas of Destiny and The Samoan Werewolf. And as such, Solo wants to solidify his place at the Head of the Table with THE WWE Championship. Will Solo succeed where Roman Reigns failed? Or will this be little more than a subpar remake?

While Solo makes his entrance solo, we of course know Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa & Jacob Fatu are lurking. As for Cody, he walks off the bus with Pharaoh, and then is greeted by Arn Anderson! Arn says Cody is truly a great champion, 57 thousand people say so. But he’s got four pissed off Polynesians after him. But turns out, Arn has some influence here after all. Cody still has friends by his side. A few he knows about are already on their way. THE Enforcer sends Cody off to gorilla, leaves Pharaoh with the wardrobe department and puts on the American Nightmare duster and helmet. “Wrestling has more than one… royal family.”

The fans are thunderous already as they sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans, then goes to the ring. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly undisputed!

The bell rings and Solo puts aside the ula fala. The fans tell Solo off, but he stares Cody down. Cody makes sure Solo hears what the fans are saying. The two circle, feel things out, then tie up. They are in a deadlock, Cody finds the headlock, but Solo powers up and out. Cody RAMS Solo but neither man budges! Cody smiles, runs again, and RAMS Solo! Solo rebounds to CLOBBER Cody! Cody stands up fast, but Solo raises the one. The fans boo, Cody and Solo reset. The fans chant, “WE WANT ROMAN!” Cody and Solo feel things out, then Cody avoids Solo. They tie up, are in another deadlock, and Cody headlocks again.

Solo powers up and out, but Cody slides under! Cody kicks low, but Solo stops the Rhodes Uppercut! Cody stands up, and the fans rally up again. The two circle, Cleveland continues to tell Solo what they think, but Solo says he is the one! Cody and Solo tie up, Cody waistlocks, but Solo elbows free! Solo runs in at the corner, but Cody bails out! The fans are torn, Cody catches his breath, but Solo says he’ll be champ now. Cody storms up the steps, steps in the ring, and he circles with Solo. The approach, Solo kicks low! Solo HEADBUTTS Cody, then CHOPS him! Cody CHOPS back!

Cody ROCKS Solo but Solo UPPERCUTS Cody! Solo then brings Cody around to whip, Cody goes up and out, only to skin the cat! Cody is back and he DUMPS Solo out! Then DISASTER KICK! Solo falls, but then Cody DIVES onto him! Down goes Solo again and the fans fire up! Cody goes back into the ring, builds speed again, and he DIVES into an uppercut! Cody tumbles out, Solo drags him around and SMACKS him off the steps. Solo SMACKS Cody off the steps again, then soaks up the heat from the fans. Solo goes back for Cody, but Cody slides into the ring. Solo pursues, but Cody fires hands!

Cody whips Solo but Solo reverses. Solo runs in, Cody goes up and over, but Solo fakes out the powerslam! WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Cody, but Solo stands up first. Solo stands Cody up, whips him, then fireman’s carry for a SAMOAN DROP! Cody sputters while the fans boo, but Solo looms over Cody. Solo drags Cody up, whips him to ropes, and SAMOAN DROPS! It was more a throw than anything, but Solo still covers. TWO, and Solo is annoyed. Solo drags Cody up, brings him around, and powers up his hand! SAMOAN- NO, Cody boots the spike! And BOOTS again!

Cody runs, springboard, CODY CUTTER! The fans fire up for Cody while Solo staggers up. Cody runs to LARIAT Solo up and out! Cody pursues, drags Solo up and SMACKS him off steps! And then into the Hydration Station! Cody opens a bottle, hydrates, then SMASHES Solo with the bottle! Cody puts Solo in, climbs the corner, but he has to leap over Solo! Cody kicks low, RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody JABS, JABS and JABS! The fans fire up for the Flip, Flop & Fly, BIONIC ELBOW! Then the DISASTER- NO, Solo catches Cody for a SITOUT BOMB! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Cody survives, but Solo isn’t bothered. Solo drags Cody up to HEADBUTT him to a corner. Solo fires hands, Cody sits down, and then Solo says stay down. Solo puts up the one, but the fans boo again. Solo grins as he goes to the far corner. Solo runs in, to HIP ATTACK! Cody sputters and Solo says the title is his! Solo paces, Cody staggers up, and Cody kicks low! Cody underhooks, but Solo wrenches free! Cody dodges the spike, and the ref almost gets hit! Cody rolls Solo up! TWO, and Solo URENAGES! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up for Cody but Solo clamps a SHOULDER CLAW on!

Cody endures as Solo digs into the trapezes. Cody rises up, fires body shots, then ROCKS Solo! Cody runs, but into a THIRD SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Cody stays in this, but Solo shakes his head. Solo says he is still bringing the gold home, and he drags Cody up. Solo puts Cody on the top rope, then puts Cody in a Tree of Woe. Solo goes side to side, DIVING HEADBUTT! Cody sputters, the fans boo, but Solo says Cody should just stay down or he gets his ass beat! Solo then runs side to side again, DIVING HEADBUTT! Cody sputters, Solo tells Cody to just give up now.

Solo takes his time going to the far side, and he soaks up heat from Cleveland. Solo runs in again, but Cody sits up! Solo belly flops off the mat! Cody stands on the corner, and he MOONSAUTS Solo down! The fans fire up while both men are down! Cody drags himself up with the ropes while the fans rally for him. Cody stands Solo up for haymakers! Solo wobbles, Cody runs, but into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Cover, TWO! Cody survives and Solo grows frustrated now. Solo climbs up a corner, the fans boo, but Cody springs up! Cody ROCKS Solo, then climbs up after him! Cody CLUBS Solo, but Solo HEADBUTTS Cody!

Cody falls, Solo rises, but Cody is right back up! Cody gets Solo for a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! The fans fire up while both men are down! Solo and Cody stir while the fans rally up again. Cody crawls over, he fires a forearm. Solo HEADBUTTS back! Cody fires another forearm! Solo fires a haymaker! They stand, the shots go back and forth, and the fans rally as Cody gets the edge! Solo wobbles, Cody runs, springboard, but into Solo’s waistlock! Solo dragon sleepers! Cody spins that around, CROSS RHODES!! But now Tama & Loa attack! The Guerillas beat Cody down, and set him up for a TACKLE into the corner!

Tama STINGER SPLASHES, and he feeds Cody to Loa’s LARIAT! The fans chant for “YEET!” in hopes Jey will arrive, but the Guerillas hit TONGAN TWIST! Solo covers, TWO!! Cody survives and the fans fire up! But then Loa & Tama mug Cody again! HERE COMES KEVIN OWENS! The Prizefighter has recovered from what The Bloodline’s done to him, and he rushes down that ramp! Kevin fires hands on Tama & Loa! Then a SUPERKICK for Solo! Kevin TACKLES Tama, rains down fists, but Loa drags him up! Kevin just fires hands on Loa now! Kevin stomps a mudhole, but Tama CLUBS Kevin!

Tama rains down on Kevin now, but HERE COMES RANDY ORTON! The Viper has also recovered! Cleveland is thunderous as Orton hurries his way down that ramp. Tama meets him, but Orton ROCKS him, then THROWS him into barriers! Orton dodges Loa to RKO! Tama returns, but into a STUNNER! The fans fire up as Solo runs up, into a SNAP POWERSLAM from Orton! Kevin goes up, and Kevin SWANTON BOMBS! Cody hauls Solo up to CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO!! Solo barely gets an arm up but that’s just enough! Kevin & Orton go out to keep after Tama & Loa!

The fans fire up as that brawl goes on in the crowd, and Cody goes outside to look for plunder! Cody chooses the steel steps, his friend from Money in the Bank! Cody hoists that up to RAM Solo down! Solo staggers into a corner, and Cody shouts at him to stay down! Solo rises again, so Cody RAMS Solo again! Cody paces around with the steps, then runs up at the corner! Solo SPEARS Cody down! The steps tumble, Solo covers, TWO!! Cody survives and Solo cannot believe it! Solo grabs the steps now, puts those in a corner, then pushes Cody up against them. Solo rains down fists!

Cody sputters, Solo goes to the far corner, and fans fear what comes next. Solo roars and runs in, but Cody dodge! Solo hits only steel steps!! Cody hurries to dragon sleeper, for CROSS RHODES!! But Cody isn’t done, he drags Solo back up! ANOTHER CROSS RHODES!! And yet, Cody won’t let it end with that! But JACOB FATU is here! WHISPER IN THE WIND! The Werewolf strikes, the fans boo, but Fatu drags Cody over to the drop zone. Fans want “YEET!” but the get the BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Fatu drags Solo over so that he can cover Cody! TWO?!?! Cody survives and no one can believe it!

Fatu calls to Solo, and Solo says to set Cody up for the table! Fatu drags Cody up to HEADBUTT him out of the ring! Fatu then goes out to SUPERKICK Cody! Fatu clears the desk, then CLUBS Cody. Fatu drags Cody over, HEADBUTTS him onto the desk, then HAMMERs away! Fatu then climbs a corner, eyes locked on Cody. WEREWOLF SPLASH through the desk!!! The fans lose their minds, Fatu put his own body on the line to serve his Tribal Chief! But even with the bad leg, Fatu stands up! Fatu throws a fit as he tells Solo to end this! Solo drags Cody up, puts Cody in the ring, and he goes up a corner!

Solo aims now, for a USO SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cody lives and no one understands how!! Solo stands Cody up, but then Cody falls over! Solo demands he rise up! Solo makes Cody stand, but Cody SUPERKICKS! Then Cody goes up and up and SUPER CODY CUTTERS!!! But Solo flounders away before Cody can cover! AND ROMAN REIGNS IS BACK!?! Cleveland loses their minds to the highest degree because THE Head of the Table, THE Tribal Chief, the #OTC, ONE TRUE CHIEF, is here!! Roman storms his way down to the ring, but whose side is he on!?

Solo looks like he’s seen a ghost, because here comes Roman! SUPERMAN PUNCH ON SOLO!! What did the usurper think would happen!? “OOOAH~!” And SPEAR on Solo!!! Roman looks to Cody, Cody looks to Roman, and the fans are again losing their minds! Roman then leaves, having sent his message to Solo. “This is Awesome!” “Thank You, Roman!” Cody drags Solo up, for a CROSS RHODES! Cover, Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall (still Undisputed WWE Champion)

Cody keeps the title he won off of Roman Reigns thanks to Roman Reigns, and that look they give each other communicates respect. But is this truly the end to this story? Or is this going to be a saga like never before?


My Thoughts:

Now this was an AWESOME SummerSlam. Great crowd, great action, but my one complaint is a three HOUR preshow. I get it, SummerSlam is “the biggest party of the Summer,” it is one of WWE’s Big 4, and they want all the time they can get to get in promos and videos, but c’mon. Three hours? Honestly, I’m not sure I even need to bother when these are also free gratis on YouTube. Though, that’s not to say there was nothing of quality, it was just a lot to pay attention to in the middle of the day when I also need time to eat because I’m still human.

But again, that’s the only gripe. Jelly Roll did a great job singing God Bless America and his live edition of Liar, and I really enjoyed him and Awesome Truth humbling A-Town Down Under. Opening with Liv VS Rhea was a little surprising but it turned out to work perfect given what they had planned. For one, Rhea ramming her shoulder to fix it… And then Dom’s betrayal riling everyone up, especially Priest, that was definitely some good foreshadowing. And then for Finn to spring that betrayal on Priest, that was pretty powerful stuff. Judgment Day Civil War is here, and the exiled Rhea and Priest will have to figure out what to do as just the two of them.

Speaking of Priest VS Gunther, that was a hell of a match even with Finn screwing Priest over. Gunther definitely deserved this win tonight, and great use of story to get him there. And I think the most incredible thing about tonight was four title changes! Sami VS Bron was great for going at a fast pace to start, to keep that energy up after the opener. But where Sami got to win in Canada, he of course loses here to put Bron over. Now if they want Sami and Jey to go for tag titles, they’re free to do so while Bron faces whoever wants next.

Logan VS Knight was probably the hottest the crowd was, because of how much they dislike Logan and really like Knight. Knight smashing up the Prime Truck and the brawl before the match was “on record” was a good way to keep the energy up, and that top rope Asai Moonsault was probably the best one of those anywhere, so that much you have to give credit to Logan. But in the end, even with Knight technically standing tall just last night on SmackDown, Knight comes away the champion because that was the right move for everyone. Logan’s free to move up towards a top title, or even do one of his own personal ventures right now, and like Bron, Knight can face just about anyone next.

Nia VS Bayley was also great stuff, and Bayley always does great as the underdog Face. Her pulling off that falling powerbomb was incredible, but even with denying Tiff her cash-in, Bayley was certainly losing. At least they had Nia go the extra mile and really beat Bayley down to get it done. And now we’re in a unique space where both the champion and Ms. MITB are Heels. Tiff might tease trying, Nia will have to watch her back from now on. And even then, as soon as a Face somehow takes that title off Nia, Tiff can jump right on them with a cash-in, perhaps “promising” Nia a title match the very next show.

The Special Guest Ref match was great stuff, though almost completely because of story. Rollins, whose outfit wasn’t outlandish like I was thinking but still very fashionable, naturally let things ride, but also didn’t quite take things seriously so that when it was time to count, he’d miss it. The frustrations of McIntyre and Punk were great stuff, and they of course mixed in those usual “miscommunication misunderstandings” to add on. But in the end, between Punk wanting the bracelet back during the match, and Punk not being able to get over himself, that became his downfall and it was perfect. McIntyre wins dirty, and he still has the bracelet. This whole story is about perspective, accountability, personal philosophies, and that works so well, we definitely need more.

And of course, Bloodline Rules helped push the show to 11 PM Eastern for that four hour block SummerSlam was aiming for. It was great even as just Cody VS Solo, and I like the storytelling of Solo trying to do it on his own until absolutely necessary. And to Solo’s credit, that’s also how Roman Reigns did it, so it just fits Solo trying to be just like Roman. And then speaking of Roman, we got his return along with some others, and it was all just so good. Fans have wanted Roman, they get Roman, Roman takes out Solo more for his own reasons than to help Cody, and that adds another layer to this already incredible ongoing story.

My Score: 9.6/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/25/25)

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Tables, Ladders, and Chairs for the championships!

To finally settle things between The Street Profits, Motor City Machine Guns and DIY, they battle for the WWE Tag Team Championships in TLC!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Los Garza VS Fraxiom; Fraxiom wins.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Jade Cargill; Jade wins, by disqualification.
  • WWE Women’s United States Championship: Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice VS Zelina Vega; Zelina wins and becomes the new WWE Women’s United States Champion.
  • WWE United States Championship #1 Contender’s Match: LA Knight VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins, by disqualification, no word on contender status.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Triple Threat: The Street Profits VS Motor City Machine Guns VS DIY; The Profits win and retain the titles.

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The final hour of SmackDown will be commercial free!

That’s right, we won’t have to miss a thing when it comes to tonight’s main event, that Triple Threat Tables, Ladders & Chairs match!

 

JOHN CENA is here!

Fort Worth, Texas erupts with, “JOHN CENA SUCKS~! JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” as the NEW and historic SEVENTEEN-TIME WWE Champion makes his way out to the ring! But just like on Monday, Cena wants Mark Nash to join him in the ring. The fans boo while Mark reluctantly steps into the ring with Cena. The fans now chant, “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cena shakes his head in disappointment, but he gives Mark the same script as on Monday. Mark again apologizes that his announcement was still disrespectful.

Mark again redoes it, because this is the GREATEST of All Time! The Never-Seen Seventeen, gracing Fort Worth with his presence for the final time… THE LAST REAL CHAMPION, JOHN CENA! Mark exits the ring, the fans still chant, but Cena stares down a father and child in the front row. The booing returns, but then RANDY ORTON makes his entrance! Cena is stopped in his tracks while the fans cheer The Viper. Orton steps into the ring, has his time to pose, and then grabs a mic. The fans cheer on Orton, but Cena holds up the title. The fans boo and Orton smirks. Orton tells Cena, “Do you know what I found out just a couple days ago?”

In a couple months, it’ll be 25 years to the day that Orton and Cena first shook hands. 25 years. They have known each other for 25 YEARS. And this is a compliment: up until a couple months ago, Cena had not changed. He was always about hustle, loyalty and respect. It wasn’t just a catchphrase for merchandise, it was a way of life. It was Cena’s mantra for every day of his life. So Orton realized he needs to think what’s going on here. There must be a void in Cena’s life that needs fulfillment.

So Orton wracked his brain, thought about all the fans over the years. The millions and millions of kids who have looked up to Cena since day one! All the kids that Cena has motivated, that he has been a role model for. Kids accomplished goals and set more goals. Track & field, basketball, the classroom, generations upon generations looked up to Cena. Surely, that meant something to Cena. Cena has granted more wishes than anyone in the history of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. You cannot tell Orton that each and every one of those sick children didn’t leave with a piece of Cena’s heart. They can’t just be a number to him.

So… Orton figured out how to fill the void. Take it from Orton, but Cena needs to have some damn kids of his own. Imagine a bunch of square-jawed, thick-armed little Cenas running around? The world would be a better place, and Cena would be back to who he is, and who Orton knows he is. Cena needs to grow up and be a father, it’ll make him a better human being. Cena thinks on that, then smirks. Cena says, “How dare you.” The fans boo, but Cena says how dare Orton prance out here with a smile on his face under the guise of making Cena feel better, than “parent shame” him in front of the whole world!

“Congratulations, Randy Orton. You have children and you love them. Good for you.” Does Orton want to know the real reason Cena doesn’t have kids? Because he’s spent the last 25 YEARS raising yours, fans! And by the sound of it from this group tonight, Cena has done an impeccable job! Here is the REAL truth! For the last 25 years, Cena has been a better parent to the fans’ children then they could ever be! That’s right, kids! Your dad’s a loser! Oh, wow, a six year old just gave him the middle finger. How classy. THAT is why Cena doesn’t have kids. He’s been policing brats like that for a quarter of a century!

The fans boo but Cena tells that one kid, “Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Bet your loser dad didn’t teach you that one! And don’t look at me like you’re gonna do something, either.” Cena asks Orton if we’re done here, and Orton says no, they’re not. Has the Hollywood rot set so deep inside Cena’s brain that he can’t hear Orton? It doesn’t have to be one or the other. The fans are why Cena is here before us in the ring now. They’re why Cena’s in Hollywood. WWE is why Cena is in Hollywood and he is crushing it. Cena cut his teeth in the WWE, developed his work ethic in WWE, and that’s why he’s crushing it.

Without the WWE, there is no Cena in Hollywood. And without the fans, there is no WWE. No matter how you add it up, no matter what math you apply to it, these fans are the biggest reason why Cena is in this ring with Orton today. Orton says he has made a lot of mistakes throughout his life and his career, and he’s learned from them on this long journey. But Orton can go into the locker room, head held high, and he can get disrespect from his peers. Orton is furniture here, he is here to stay. Cena is now just a guest. Cena says, “We all have our perspectives. I used to believe yours. That without them, there is no WWE.”

Cena used to think that they all won together. Cena was wrong. “We” didn’t win anything, CENA did! Cena has never needed a single one of these people! They will chant in the same breath, “Let’s Go, Cena!” “Cena Sucks!” The fans chant that very thing. Cena says he called out a rando and that guy turned pale white. Imagine having that chanted at you for 25 YEARS! The fans mean NOTHING to him! Orton is just like them! They’re all hypocrites! Because once you get tired of Cena, you can put your energy into any superstar you want. But if the roles are reversed, and Cena puts his energies into anything other than this, he’s an outcast? A guest?

That is why this is dysfunctional! That’s why this doesn’t work anymore! This is NOT a functional relationship, this is manipulation! The fans manipulate the truth to make themselves feel good about how they’ve done nothing with their lives! Cena points to a fan and says, “The only thing that man has done right there is dress up to look like Jack Black! He’s 100 years old and that’s all he has to say for his life!” Cena feels criticized and labeled as an outcast and guest for simply trying to do something different.

Orton says he was so… SO stupid for thinking that for one second, in this weird bizarro world where Orton’s now a good guy and Cena’s now a bad guy, that Cena would somehow listen. But the words coming out of Orton’s mouth are not penetrating that thick ass skull of Cena’s, are they? Cody Rhodes, before his badass entrance, it says wrestling has more than one royal family. And he’s not just talking about the Rhodes, right? He’s also talking about the Orton’s! Cena wants to ruin wrestling? Wrestling gave Orton everything! Ever since he came out of his mother’s womb, wrestling has provided for Orton!

Wrestling will provide for Orton, his family, his loved ones, until Orton is six feet in the ground. Ruin wrestling? No, not over Orton’s dead body. Cena shouts, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You just don’t understand, do you!? I’ll explain it to you. I’ve already won 17, okay? You’ve won 14. But after I take this home with me, you are forever frozen at 14! Yes, there will be another show. You will have other matches, they will create some tinfoil title and decide a champion. And if you are lucky to ever get your hands on it, your counter starts over at one, you babbling moron!”

The fans boo but Cena says what he’s trying to do is that when he leaves here, three generations of Orton’s family is ERASED! Cena paces around Orton but the fans chant for “R K O! R K O!” Orton looks at Cena and says Cena thinks he’s the Last Real Champion, but then prove it! Put the title on the line and fight Orton here and now! The fans like the sound of that! Orton says how dare Cena say what he said to Orton after everything Orton’s been through! Cena raises his title, and says, “No. No. And just like so many times over the past 25 years, I’m doing it to save your ass.

“There should be a match. Randy Orton VS John Cena, for the Undisputed Championship! But it shouldn’t happen here. I’ve already given you (Fort Worth) a hard enough time, it’s not your fault. It’s for Randy. It should happen at Backlash, Randy. Because Backlash is in St. Louis. I know that’s hard for you to hear, but for Randy, it’s great. Because Randy is from St. Louis. It’s so you can spend the whole day with your family, Randy. Make sure you show up well-rested. Randy Orton at his best. Because I need Randy Orton at his best. Because after Backlash, when you fail, you will have no excuses.

“Take a good look, Randy. This is what the Last Real Champion looks like.” The fans boo, but Cena says, “And this is as close to this championship as you’re ever going to get. Then Cena throws it to Orton, so he can DECK Orton! The fans boo as Cena stomps away on Orton! Cena snarls as he picks the belt back up, and then he takes aim! Orton slowly stands back up, Cena runs up, but Orton ducks! R K O!! The fans fire up as Orton gets Cena again! Orton throws his jacket to the fans, then he paces around Cena. The fans cheer Orton on as he picks up the title, and he stands on the corner! The fans cheer, could this be how it looks at the end of Backlash?

 

Los Garza VS Fraxiom!

While Angel y Berto are still hoping to be in line for a title shot after tonight’s massive TLC main event, a new team has already joined the roster! Nathan Frazer & Axiom may have only just lost the NXT Tag Team Championships, but will they be right back on track for more gold?

SmackDown returns as Fraxiom makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Axiom starts against Berto. They circle, tie up, and Berto pulls Axiom’s mask! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Berto stops at 4. Berto whips, Axiom RANAS in return! Axiom DROPKICKS Berto, tags Frazer, then they whip. Berto reverses but Axiom reverses back, and he has the IRON OCTOPUS! Frazer builds speed, and he DROPKICKS Berto! Berto bails out, Angel runs in, but he runs into the Fraxiom speed combo! Kick after kick, then an assisted DROPKICK! Angel regroups with Berto outside, but Frazer DIVES! Direct hit on Berto!

Axiom DIVES and direct hit on Angel! They keep going, Frazer FLIES to take out both Garzas! The fans fire up and Axiom goes up, up, and GOLDEN TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS! Los Garza is down again and the fans fire up again! Fraxiom puts Berto in, Frazer covers, ONE! Tag to Axiom and he brings Berto around for a headlock. Berto endures, pulls the mask, and Angel tags in. Berto powers out, Axiom dodges, but Angel opens the ropes! Axiom tumbles to apron then floor, and Los Garza soaks up the heat while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Axiom checks his neck, and Angel TAKES OFF THE PANTS! Angel soaks up the heat, then goes out to CHOP Axiom! Axiom falls over, Angel talks trash, but Axiom CHOPS back! Angel SMACKS Axiom off the apron, pushes him in the ring, then lines up a shot. Angel KICKS Axiom in the side! Then Angel sucker punches Frazer! Axiom CHOPS Angel, but Angel headlocks to snapmare and KICK Axiom! Tag to Berto, Los Garza stomp away on Axiom, but they stop as the ref counts. Berto drags Axiom up to CLUB him down, then brings him up for a clinch. Axiom headlocks, Berto powers out, and Berto scoops to BACKBREAKER!

Axiom writhes, Berto soaks up the heat, and Berto covers, TWO! Berto argues the count but the ref says it was fair. Berto whips Axiom hard into the Garza corner, then tags Angel. Angel drags Axiom by a leg, stands on Axiom’s face, and then pulls on the ankle. Axiom kicks free but Angel rains down fists! Angel smothers Axiom, then drags him up. Angel reels Axiom in, lifts, but Axiom slips free to fire off CHOPS! Angel slips around the kick to Gory Especial! Tag to Berto, slingshot and the GORY CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives but Berto rains down fists! Angel snapmares to have a GROUND COBRA TWIST!

Axiom endures, SmackDown returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Axiom fights up, fires shots, but Berto ROCKS him! Berto whips Axiom, but Axiom GAMANGIRIS Angel! Axiom goes up and over, hot tag to Frazer! AX HANDLE for Berto, then Frazer BOOTS Angel! CHOP for Berto, then a whip, but Berto reverses. Frazer ducks ‘n’ dodges and just gets faster to CLOBBER Berto! Then SLINGBLADE! The fans fire up, Frazer runs again, QUEBRADA for the DDT! Then a RUNNING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this and the fans stay fired up. Frazer thinks of his options, and he brings Berto up.

Berto kicks, Frazer ducks, but the ENZIGIRI finds him! Angel sneaks a tag, Frazer ENZIGIRIS Berto! QUEBRADA into a SUPERKICK! Angel covers, TWO!! Frazer survive but Angel rains down fists! Tag to Berto and Angel puts Frazer up top. Los Garza climb up to bring Frazer up, SUPER M T Y!! Then Berto MOONSAULTS!! Cover, AXIOM BARRELS IN AND BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as the teams fall back, tag to Angel! Hot tag to Axiom, and he runs up on Angel! Angel CHOPS first! Axiom ROCKS Angel! Angel and Axiom go forearm to forearm, then just fast ‘n’ furious! Angel V-TRIGGERS! Axiom PELES!

Axiom runs up, but into a HEADBUTT! Axiom falls back, Angel goes to a corner, and Angel climbs. But Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom climbs, CHOPS, then brings Angel up, only for Angel to scoop! But Frazer CLUBS Angel! Frazer tags in, Axiom hits a SUPER SPANISH FLY! Frazer adds the PHOENIX SPLASH!! Cover, Fraxiom wins!

Winners: Fraxiom, by pinfall

The team that will #NeverSlowDown just hit the ground running, and they already have a massive win! Will nothing stop these two from taking over the SmackDown Tag Division?

 

Tiffany Stratton is here!

Fort Worth is fired up again as it is still #TiffyTime! That’s because “Pro-Wrestling Barbie” is still the WWE Women’s Champion, and she goes right to the ring. Tiff grabs a mic, and she asks, “What time is it?” “TIFFY TIME~!” That’s right! And at WrestleMania, in front of over 60 THOUSAND people, it was Tiffy Time. Tiff went toe-to-toe with one of the greatest in Charlotte Flair. And no lies, Tiff did doubt herself and the pressure got to her. But in the end, she prevailed and walked out of WrestleMania #AndStill THE WWE Women’s Champion! The fans cheer, and Tiff continues: For the longest time, she was always being called “The Next Charlotte Flair.”

“Wrong~! There may be only one Charlotte Flair, but I guarantee you there is only one Tiffany Stratton!” The fans cheer more, but wait! JADE CARGILL makes her way out here! The fans fire up again as now The Storm has come to Fort Worth. And Jade tells Tiff, “Cut it. Now I came here to give credit where it’s due, and your match with Charlotte was very impressive. But that did nothing but create a bigger target on your back. And since my business is finished with Naomi, I have nothing but time. So I think it’s time for me to remind everybody why I came here to the WWE! I think it’s time for everyone to see why I came here to be a champion.

“And I think it’s time for you to understand, just because you beat Charlotte doesn’t make you the best. Especially when you haven’t faced me.” The fans are torn, but Tiff tells Jade, “Okay. Well, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is, and let’s get a ref out right here, right now!” Jade agrees, the fans agree, and here’s a ref! Will these two tear it down on the SmackDown After WrestleMania? We find out, after the break!

Tiffany Stratton VS Jade Cargill!

SmackDown returns and the bell rings. Tiff and Jade talk a bit of smack before they tie up. The fans cheer, and Jade powers Tiff back. Tiff slips around to waistlock, but Jade switches to SLAM Tiff! Jade waistlocks again but Tiff rolls free. Tiff headlocks, Jade powers up but Tiff fights the suplex! Jade powers up and out this time, then she runs Tiff over! Jade flexes, the fans are torn, but Jade storms up to suplex! Tiff slips free, goes to a corner, then dodges Jade to roll her up! TWO, and the two stand off. Tiff says it was that close, and the fans rally up. Tiff and Jade circle, but then Tiff offers a handshake. Jade says sure, and they shake hands.

But then Tiff reels Jade in for a headlock! Jade powers up and out, drops down to then hurdle over! And arm-drag! Tiff flounders, stands up, then dodges Jade. Tiff drops down, hurdles over, but Jade blocks the hip toss to body shot! Jade fireman’s carries, but Tiff swings free to arm-drag! Jade is up, and she catches Tiff to BACKBREAKER! Tiff goes to the ropes, the fans rally up, and Jade runs in, only for Tiff to drop toehold her into ropes! Tiff runs and HIP ATTACKS! Jade flounders, Tiff runs up to TIFFY- NO, Jade sunset flips Tiff first! ONE, both women stand, and Jade hits a SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up while Jade covers, TWO!

Tiff stays in this, but Jade stays on her. Jade pushes Tiff, clinches, and BODY SLAMS again! Cover, TWO! Tiff is still tougher than that, so Jade lines up a shot. But Tiff dodges the boot and rolls Jade! TWO, and now Tiff SPINEBUSTERS in return! Cover, TWO! Jade is also tougher than that, and the fans rally up. Jade goes to a corner, Tiff handsprings in, BACK ELBOW! Tiff says it’s still her time, and then she goes back for Jade. Cover. TWO! Still a little too cocky but Tiff drags Jade back up. Tiff bumps Jade off buckles, stomps away, but stops as the ref counts. Tiff handsprings again for another BACK ELBOW! Another cover, TWO!

Tiff is growing annoyed, but she is still in control, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Tiff trades shots with Jade! The fans cheer, then Tiff kicks low, KNEES hard, and fireman’s carries! ROLLING SENTON! Tiff goes up, up, and PRETTIEST MOONSAULT- Hold on, Tiff almost misses the ropes. Tiff jumps again, PRETTIEST- NO, Jade dodges! Jade comes back, Tiff kicks low, then Tiff runs. Cartwheel, but no Alabama Slam! Just a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives that sudden turnaround and Jade is shocked! “This is Awesome!” as Jade looms over Tiff. Jade drags Tiff up, choke grips, and SLAM- NO, Tiff slips free and rolls Jade up! TWO, and Tiff goes to a corner.

Jade runs in, Tiff dodges, and Jade hits buckles! Tiff handsprings one more time, but Jade catches Tiff! But Tiff victory rolls through, runs, and TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Jade survives and now Tiff is shocked! Tiff hurries to a corner, climbs up, but Jade is right up after her! Jade brings Tiff up for a SUPERPLEX! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Jade stirs, Tiff rolls away, and Tiff is safe on the apron. The fans rally, Jade crawls, but wait! NAOMI IS HERE! NAOMI ATTACKS JADE!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by disqualification

The fans boo as Naomi is not letting go of her grudge! She HAMMERS away on Jade, laughs maniacally, and then SLAPS Jade! Naomi drags Jade up, and POSTS her! Naomi then drags Jade out to POST her again! Naomi CLUBS away on Jade in the corner, showing no mercy! Naomi drags Jade out of the corner one more time, to POST her a third time! Jade flops to the floor, Naomi says kiss this, and she laughs like the villain she’s become! Tiff is back and she’s mad at Naomi for ruining her match. But Naomi just takes her leave, ONLY FOR NIA JAX TO ATTACK!! The fans boo the Irresistible Force as she DRIBBLES Tiff off the mat!

Nia looms over Tiff now, and drags her to center, for the LEG DROP, brother! Nia says “One More Time! One More Time!” Then she drags Tiff to a drop zone, goes up, A-NIA-LATOR!! Nia smiles as she sits on Tiff, then gets up just to grab the title. Nia holds it up, will Tiffany finally feel the backlash of her cash-in?

 

Jacob Fatu is here!

Fort Worth fires back up as now the NEW WWE United States Champion heads to the ring, Solo Sikoa by his side. Jacob holds up the title, the fans fire up, and Jacob swings the belt around, almost hitting Solo. Solo nods, he understands how fired up the Samoan Werewolf is about this. Solo has the mic to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, show some love and respect, for your NEW United States Champion, Jacob Fatu!” The fans cheer that! Solo says at WrestleMania, the world saw what Solo already knew: Jacob Fatu is the future. Fatu is the future of this company, but let’s remind you of something: Nobody in Solo’s family wanted Fatu here, except Solo.

The Bloodline thought Fatu was trouble. They thought he was too much of a risk. But y’know who changed that? Y’know who made it all happen? It was Solo! Solo is the reason Fatu is champion! Solo brought Fatu here, brought him to the Promised Land, got him off the streets and made him a champion! Fatu is champion because of Solo! This is exactly what happens when you love your family! Fatu would not be- Fatu snatches the mic from Solo! The fans fire up as Fatu stares Solo down. Fatu tells Solo to not get it twisted. Fatu told Solo that Fatu would win the US Championship. Fatu told Solo that the US title was coming home to the family!

And Fatu told Solo that Fatu would do it with him, or without him! And that is exactly what Fatu did. So, Texas, look at your NEW US Champion! The fans fire up for Fatu, and Fatu says see? He knows that this title makes him America’s Most Wanted! Hell, this title makes Fatu a menace to society! But at the end of the day, you better get in where you fit in! He all gas, no breaks with it! YADADADA MEAN!? But then LA KNIGHT is here! The fans fire up as The Mega Star has a mic, and from the stage, he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” The fans cheer, and Knight says at WrestleMania, he guaranteed that Fatu would eat a BFT, and BAH GAWD, he ate a BFT!

Knight knocked Fatu on his big fat head, Fatu reached out for the ropes, and good for him, because from there, Fatu was able to capitalize and win. Knight gives credit where credit is due, cuz it can happen to anybody on any night. Anybody can get it. But you gotta understand something, Knight goes to the back, everybody back there’s saying, “Man, you had one hell of a match at WrestleMania.” “YEAH!” Knight says he doesn’t care about having “one hell of a match,” Knight cares about winning a match! And about taking the title back. What he’s saying is, he wants his rematch, and he wants it tonight!

But wait! Drew McIntyre shows up! The Scottish Terminator steps out on stage, mic in hand, and Drew tells “Dallas” that it isn’t always easy being Drew McIntyre. Personally, it is, because he’s tall, jacked, handsome, and much like Texas, he has big guns. But professionally, Drew has been screwed time and time again. World title match after world title match. WrestleMania, Drew had to get through one last roadblock, and he and Damian Priest had one of the most violent matches in the history of WrestleMania! So Priest, you aren’t here tonight, we won’t see you for awhile, so Drew will “thank” you. It was a pleasure to embarrass him in front of his entire family.

Drew tells the next stop was to be challenge John Cena for the WWE Championship, but Randy Orton jumped the line! The same Randy Orton that Drew beat three weeks ago. Is this World Wrestling Entertainment? Or Nepotism Wrestling Entertainment? Speaking of which, hi, Bloodline! Knight “yawns” and asks if Drew is done yet. Drew says he’ll get to Knight in a second. Okay, then continue on. Drew says he’s been watching Cena these past few weeks. Cena ain’t the same guy, he’s a punk now. Drew wants to fight the baddest dog in the yard. He wants the baddest champion in the yard. Jacob, Drew wants to fight you!

Knight says, “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Can somebody wake me up when this mush mouth is done?” Drew says always with the jokes, huh? The only joke here was Knight’s last US title reign. Knight smirks and says, “Oh~! I would say your last title run was a joke, but I can’t remember it.” So if Drew has a problem with Orton, go talk to Orton. But right now, Drew is standing on time that belongs to Knight. Knight wants his US Championship, But if Drew wants to make claim, then why not come on in and show us? The fans cheer, Drew says okay, and he steps up! But Nick Aldis has everyone hold on a moment.

The fans boo but Aldis says we all know where this is going. Before Knight and Drew tear each other apart, here’s an alternative. They can all come backstage, put the tights and the boots on, lace ’em up, and here in Fort Worth, Texas, Aldis will give us Knight VS McIntyre 1v1, the winner is the #1 contender to the US Championship. The fans love that! Drew already heads back, and Knight warns Jacob that he’ll be coming back soon enough. But who will survive tonight to step to the Samoan Werewolf?

 

Backstage interview with Zelina Vega.

Byron Saxton catches La Muneca on her way to gorilla, and wants to review: Zelina beat Chelsea Green by count out two weeks ago, then beat her by pinfall just last week. If things go her way tonight, she will be the NEW Women’s US Champion. Where are her thoughts? Zelina says honestly, she’s known for having a big mouth, but tonight is one of those nights where she’s speechless. That’s how much this means to her. She’s wanted this for so long. Just like her mentor, Rey Mysterio, a former Men’s US Champion, and the late Eddie Guerrero, another former US Champion, it is time to bring some Latina Heat into the match.

And of course, just like how they do it here in Texas, you go big or you go home. Zelina ain’t going home until she has the title around her waist. Will Zelina finally add a bit more gold to her list of achievements? Or will there be no ending the Green Regime’s term?

WWE Women’s United States Championship: Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice VS Zelina Vega!

SmackDown returns as the challenger makes her entrance, followed by the champion’s. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is THE champion-in-chief!

The bell rings and Chelsea runs up, but Zelina sends her into the corner! Zelina fires hands, whips corner to corner, but Chelsea reverses. Zelina goes up, Chelsea stays back and chicken wings. Chelsea turns Zelina but Zelina waistlocks back. Chelsea switches, they go to ropes, and Zelina bucks the O’Conner! Zelina wheelbarrows, FACEBSUTER, and cover, TWO! Zelina runs up to reel Chelsea in. Chelsea fights free, goes to ropes, but Zelina runs up to slip around to the outside! Chelsea fights free but Zelina trips her up! Zelina sees Piper & Alba creeping up, but then Chelsea BOOTS Zelina down!

Zelina argues with the ref, and that lets Alba RAM Zelina into the apron! Then Piper adds a SENTON on the floor! The fans boo but Chelsea salutes, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Chelsea has Zelina up top. Cheslea SLAPS Zelina, climbs up, and then brings her up. Zelina fights the suplex and fires body shots! Chelsea ROCKS Zelina, then fireman’s carries! Zelina fights around, waistlocks, and pulls! Chelsea holds onto the ropes, but Zelina powers up to SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX! Both women are down, and the fans fire up! Zelina and Chelsea rise, the fans duel, and Zelina runs up. Zelina dodges Chelsea to LARIAT! And LARIAT again! Zelina blocks a boot, ELBOWS Chelsea, and Cheslea sits down! Zelina runs up to METEORA! Snapmare and Zelina goes up!

Zelina gives some Latina Heat, for another METEORA! Cover, TWO! Chelsea survives and Zelina is shocked! Alba argues from the apron, but Zelina DECKS her! Chelsea runs up to ENZIGIRI! Chicken wings, turnaround, but Zelina hits a BACKSTABBER! Chelsea ends up on ropes, the fans fire up as Zelina dials it up, but PIPER trips Zelina! The ref saw that! The fans boo Piper, but then the ref spots Alba creeping up on Zelina! The ref says no more shenanigans! He EJECTS the Secret Her-vice! The fans fire up as Piper & Alba throw a fit! Zelina waves bye, but Chelsea CLBOBERS Zelina! Chelsea whips, Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, ZELINA WINS!!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall (NEW WWE Women’s United States Champion)

But now the Secret Her-vice rush back to the ring! Zelina dodges them, and she finally has her first singles title! The Green Administration is out, let’s pledge allegiance to the VEGA Administration!

 

Carmelo Hayes admires the Andre the Giant trophy.

Last week on WrestleMania SmackDown, it came down to H1M and Andrade, and in the end, Melo put his name down in history. The Miz is with H1M to say when it is all said and done, Melo will go down as the greatest Andre the Giant Battle Royal winner of all time! That is why Miz sacrificed himself for Melo! Because Miz has a vision for Carmelo Hayes. To commemorate this achievement, Miz got Melo something. Really? Really. Now c’mon, open it up. Melo pops the box open and inside is an Andre the Giant necklace! A big golden head on a big golden chain, and Melo tries it on. Perfect fit!

Miz says Melo earned it. Melo says yeah. This is bigger than just the win. This represents the chip that is on Melo’s shoulder. With this around Melo’s neck, he refuses to be overlooked. Yeah, cook! He refuses to be denied! Let’s go! And in the true spirit of Andre the Giant, with this around his neck, Melo is larger than life! He is the Tenth Wonder of the World! Because he is… HIM! Miz is inspired! He’s gonna go to the ring to get something off his chest. Miz lets Melo stay back here to enjoy his moment, cuz Miz is about to make his own. Miz heads to gorilla, but what exactly is The Hollywood A-Lister about to do?

 

SmackDown returns and Miz is in the ring.

Miz has a mic to say, “Since 2007, I’ve been an integral part of WrestleMania. But this year, at the highest grossing WrestleMania in history, I had no match, no mention, nowhere to be found. May I remind you, I main-evented WrestleMania, beating John Cena, retaining the WWE Championship, something that Cody Rhodes, your chosen hero, could not do last week. And yet he gets the cheers! The pyro, the spotlight, and I get it, I get it, he was champion, he deserves to be on WrestleMania. But when Rey Mysterio comes hobbling in to WrestleMania, does he come to a fellow legend to fill his boots?

“No, he goes to a guy who’s been here for two weeks. I’ve been here for 20 YEARS! What do I have to do? Wear a lucha mask and call myself ‘Rey?’ Then KO goes down! Orton needs an opponent! He needs an opponent! Do you guys want a guy who’s beaten Randy Orton for the WWE Championship? NO! You guys want a guy who’s an internet meme! A TikTok trend! A guy who does musical theater in a wrestling ring! I am sick of it! I am sick and tired of people showing up in the WWE, people I am a bigger star then! People that cannot lace my boots in this ring! I’m sick of them getting opportunity after opportunity!

“May I remind you, that I am the A-Lister! I am the Most Must-See WWE Superstar of all time! And may you never forget that I am the Miz! And I am…” The lights go out! Uh oh… Because ALEISTER BLACK is back in the WWE! The fans fire up as The Dark Father rises up from the shadows, and he goes right to the ring! The fans fire up more and even chant, “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” as Aleister puts his vest aside. Miz is frustrated that his time in spotlight was taken away again, and then asks Aleister, “Who the hell do you think-” BLACK MASS!! Miz falls right over, and then Aleister sits cross-legged in the ring. Will SmackDown #FadeToBlack once again?

 

Backstage interview with Bianca Belair.

Byron is with The EST, and he notes her match at WrestleMania with Iyo Sky and Rhea Ripley was an instant classic. One of the best matches of the entire weekend, really. Unfortunately, Bianca didn’t win the title, and she didn’t leave Las Vegas unscathed. Can she tell us about her hand? Bianca says her fingers hurt, her feelings hurt, but no, she’s just kidding. She walked into WrestleMania with a broken finger, but it was worth it. They all fought ’til the end, and things didn’t go her way, but she is so proud of what the three of them did.

To her point, it was a great outing, but things didn’t go Bianca’s way. Iyo Sky is still the Women’s World Champion. Bianca says yes, Iyo found the perfect opportunity to capitalize, and Bianca can’t blame her because Bianca would’ve done the same thing. Now, Rhea… Well, Rhea found a way to slip her way into a match that Bianca earned, so that won’t be the last time Rhea and Bianca meet. But right now, Bianca is just focused on healing so she can get back to SmackDown, her home, and well, her home is divided. Bianca knows that when she returns, she’ll settle some unfinished business. Byron wishes The EST well, but when and where will Bianca make the biggEST return?

 

Naomi and Nia cross paths.

Nia tells Naomi that she doesn’t care about Jade. But when it comes to Tiffany and the title, just stay out of her way. Naomi says, “So long as you proceed… with… caution!” Naomi storms off, Nia isn’t quite intimidated, but will these two clash over their grudges? Or will things end up working together for what they both want?

 

WWE United States Championship #1 Contender’s Match: LA Knight VS Drew McIntyre!

We just saw these two argue over who gets to fight Jacob Fatu, so now they have to fight it out with each other. Will the Mega Star go right back for the belt he just lost? Or will the Scottish Terminator be one step away from completing his WWE Grand Slam?

SmackDown is picture in picture for the entrances, then returns to single picture once McIntyre has his pyro. The bell rings and the fans fire up. Knight and Drew circle, the fans rally up a bit more, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Drew slips around to waistlock and SLAM! Knight flounders to a corner but Drew flexes. The fans cheer, Drew signals he’ll have the belt, but Knight brushes that off. The two reset and tie up again. The fans rally, Drew waistlocks, but Knight switches. Knight pushes Drew down and slaps him around! The fans cheer as Knight flexes! Drew brushes that off, and the two reset again.

Drew runs up, Knight dodges and Knight headlocks. Knight grinds but Drew power sup to back supelx! Knight lands out, pushes Drew, but Drew comes back to run Knight over! Drew slaps Knight around! Drew runs, Knight drops low, hurdle sover, and then BACK ELBOWS! The fans cheer as Knight gets around again, and he hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Knight scuffs Drew, but Drew throat chops Knight! The fans are torn, Drew CHOPS Knight, and fans “WOO~!” Knight CHOPS, Drew CHOPS, repeat! Drew ROCKS Knight, then whips him, but Knight grabs the ropes. Knight then TOSSES Drew out! Drew lands on his feet!

Drew trips Knight and drags him out, but Knight ROCKS Drew! Knight brings Drew to the desk, the fans fire up, but Drew gets away. Knight pursues Drew into the ring, and he ROCKS Drew! And ROCKS him again! Knight has Drew up but Drew HOTSHOTS Knight! Drew then runs, and he BLASTS Knight off the apron! Knight hits barriers then the floor, and Drew soaks up cheers and jeers. Drew clutches his side, still feeling that Sin City Street Fight, so he lets the ring count handle this. The fans rally and even sing, “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Knight rolls in at 7 of 10, but Drew rains down fists! Drew then deadlifts Knight for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Knight stays in this but Drew grits his teeth. Drew stands Knight up, but Knight counter punches! Knight fires hands, whips, but Drew reverses. Knight goes up, but Drew KICKS Knight outta the air! Cover, TWO! Knight survives, Drew snarls as he has to catch his breath, and he storms up on Knight again. The fans rally, Drew CHOPS, and Knight staggers away. Drew stalks Knight, Knight CHOPS, but Drew CHOPS! Drew KICKS Knight, DECKS him, then stomps away! The ref counts, Drew stops, and he has Knight on the apron. Drew drags Knight up, has him against the ropes, and ROCKS him!

Knight flops back into the ring, Drew eggs him on, and the fans duel. Drew stands Knight up, reels him in, and he suplexes, only for Knight to block! Drew CLUBS away on Knight, then suplexes, only for Knight to fight that! Drew KNEES low, CLUBS Knight down, then huffs ‘n’ puffs. Drew eggs Knight on again, and Knight rises up, only for Drew to reel him in. But Knight suplexes instead! The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight and Drew rise up slowly, and Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Drew reverses, but Knight LEAPING LARIATS! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!

Drew staggers, Knight whips, but Drew reverses to scoop. Knight slips free, shoves Drew into buckles, then JUMPING NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Drew survives and the fans rally! Knight drags Drew up, but Drew GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! Then the underhooks, but Knight rolls through the Future Shock! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Knight goes to a corner, and he BOOTS Drew down! Knight goes up, spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew survives and the fans are torn again. Knight stalks Drew, kicks and cravat, but Drew rolls Knight away!

Drew runs up, Knight puts him on the apron! Then Knight ducks a punch to HOTSHOT Drew! Knight then runs to WRECK Drew with the dropkick! The fans fire up as Knight DRIBBLES Drew off the desk! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight winds up, and he SMACKS Drew off the desk again! The fans cheer as Knight puts Drew in the ring, but then SOLO SIKOA is here! The ref is busy with Drew, SAMOAN SPIKE for Knight!! Solo puts Knight in the ring, and Drew is confused. Drew says screw it, and he aims from the corner! “THREE! TWO! ONE!” But then DAMIAN PRIEST drags Drew out!!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by disqualification

Priest fires off on Drew and the fans fire up! Priest THROWS Drew over barriers! Then he drags Drew back to ringside to ROCK Drew! Drew slumps against the desk, Priest choke grips! SOUTH OF HEAVEN through the desk!! The fans are thunderous as The Punisher just dealt out street justice to Drew McIntyre! But what does this mean for the #1 contender’s status? Knight tells Priest that Preist might’ve just cost him! But then JACOB FATU DIVES from the ring!! The fans are thunderous again, and Jacob POSTS Priest! Knight is up, but Jacob brings him around to RAM into steel steps!

Fatu puts Knight back in the ring, then he puts Priest in the ring, and he has a target in each corner! HIP ATTACK for Knight! SPLASH for Priest! Knight is in the drop zone, Fatu goes up, up, and BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Then a HIP ATTACK for Priest!! Fort Worth is fired up, and Priest goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER for Priest!! The Samoan Werewolf just slaughtered two men at once, will no one even be able to face him for the title?

 

John Cena crosses paths with R-Truth!

They’re backstage, and Truth is glad Cena won the title. He’s been rooting for his hero since the beginning! If Cena needs Truth at any time for anything, just call. Cena doesn’t even respond, he just walks away. And then Jimmy Uso steps in. He shakes hands with Truth, and he asks when John Cena became so whack. Truth says there’s two sides to every story, Uce. That’s a REAL world champion. When Truth grows up, he’s gonna be just like Cena. But… You’re already grown up, Truth! Will Truth learn the truth about Cena on his own?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Triple Threat: The Street Profits VS Motor City Machine Guns VS DIY!

After months of back and forth between these three teams, and a few others here on SmackDown, it is time to finally put this one to rest. With tables, ladders, chairs, and no holding back, who will finally prove they are THE team on SmackDown?

The introductions are made, the belts are already high overhead, so it’s time to see who rises up and claims them as their own!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as all six men look up. But then DIY goes after MCMG! The Profits go after DIY, but DIY CLAW the eyes! Ciampa stomps Ford, Gargano stomps Dawkins, then they go out to fetch themselves a ladder! The fans want tables, but MCMG DROPKICK that ladder into DIY! The fans fire up, then the Profits and MCMG brawl! Shelley has Ford, Sabin HEADBUTTS Dawkins, and MCMG climb up to rain down fists! But DIY stop MCMG, they brawl some more, but Sabin & Shelley turn things around on Ciampa & Gargano. MCMG then crisscross to ELBOW the Profits, ROCK DIY, and repeat!

Ciampa swings, but into an atomic drop! Dropkick and Last Chancery, DREAM SEQUENCE! The fans fire up and MCMG set things up. Shelley holds the ropes open and Sabin DIVES into a chair!! Gargano then SMACKS Shelley in the leg! Gargano uses offense as defense, and then Ciampa JAMS Ford up with a chair! But Dawkins POUNCES Ciampa over the desk! Gargano runs up, Dawkins picks him up, and he POSTS Gargano! Dawkins fires up, the fans fire up with him, and Dawkins fetches a ladder. Dawkins puts the ladder in, he’s all alone, and he hurries to set the ladder up. Dawkins climbs, but Sabin is in!

Sabin hops on for a SLEEPER, but Dawkins still climbs! The fans fire up, Dawkins fires elbows, but Shelley trips Dawkins up! Dawkins has a leg stuck int he rungs, and Shelley CLUBS away on it! Then DRAPING DRAGON SCRWE in the ladder rungs! Dawkins falls in a heap, and now MCMG take ownership of the ladder. Gargano is back, only for MCMG to mug him! They SMACK Gargano off rungs! Ciampa is back, MCMG mugs him now, and they stomp him down in the corner. MCMG drag Ciampa up, and they SMACK Ciampa off rungs! MCMG keeps the ladder standing and the fans rally up.

Ford is back, but now MCMG mugs him! They whip, Ford ducks the ladder, but the ladder is sent into Ford! Dawkins is back to DECK Shelley and DECK Sabin! Dawkins folds up the ladder, puts it aside, and he CYCLONE SPLASHES Shelley! CYCLONE SPLASH for Sabin! Dawkins goes up, up, but MCMG trip him up! MCMG have Dawkins in the Tree of Woe, and they stand on the groin! The Curse of Greatness is feeling really bad right now, but MCMG grab themselves a chair. The fans cheer as Sabin sets the chair in place, for Shelley’s FULL METAL DROPKICK! MCMG then see Ford coming, and Shelley JAMS him up!

But Ford blocks the chair shot! Only for Sabin to FULL METAL MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up again, and MCMG fetch the ladder. They set that in front of Dawkins’ face, but Gargano drags Shelley out of the ring! Gargano SMACKS Shelley off the apron! Ciampa does the same to Sabin, and then DIY YANKS the ladder into Dawkins’ face! DIY and MCMG brawl on the outside gain, but Ford FLIES over the corner! Direct hit on DIY and MCMG, and the fans are going nuts! All six men are down and writhing, but Ford manages to rise up. Ford hobbles around, finds himself a ladder, and he puts that in the ring.

Fort Worth still wants tables, but Ford sets his ladder up because he wants the prize! Ford climbs, but Ciampa is in! Ciampa grabs at a foot, Ford kicks free, so Ciampa climbs the other side! Ciampa keeps Ford from grabbing belts, but Ford does the same. Gargano is setting up another ladder right behind them! Gargano climbs while Ciampa and Ford brawl. The belts are so close, but neither Ford nor Gargano can get a good grip! Gargano figures screw it, FLYING FLATLINER off the ladder! Ciampa grabs the belts! But Dawkins drags Ciampa down! Dawkins DECKS Ciampa! Dawkins now sets the ladders side-by-side before he climbs.

DIY returns, and Ciampa grabs at Dawkins while Gargano climbs the second ladder. Gargano CLUBS Dawkins, goes up, but then Dawkins scoops Gargano! The fans fire up for the SUPER BIG ENDING!! Shoutout to Big E, but then Ciampa tosses one of the ladders. Ciampa focuses on one, but Sabin hurries to stop him! Sabin has an arm through the rungs! Dawkins is back, and he SHOVES the ladder over! Ciampa ends up crotched on the rope! Sabin is managing to cling to the ropes, but Shelley is there to fire hands on Dawkins! Shelley TOSSES Dawkins out, then he and Sabin reset the ladder. But Ciampa is back!

Ciampa SMACKS Shelley with a chair! And he SMACKS Sabin with a chair! Gargano returns with a chair of his own! Ciampa puts a chair around Shelley’s neck! Gargano aims, and he hits a HOMERUN!! Shelley sputters and falls away, Ciampa keeps Sabin down, and Gargano shoves the ladder over. But the ladder’s so tall, it bounces off the ropes to stand back up! Gargano tries again and the ladder finally stays on the ropes. Ciampa then suplexes Sabin, FULL METAL BRAINBUSTER!! Dawkins is back, but Gargano JAMS him up! And SMACKS him down! Ciampa SMACKS Dawkins again! Gargano JAMS Dawkins again and again!

The fans boo but DIY sit their chairs side-by-side. Gargano says hold on. And he flips them around! It’s a wedge! The fans freak out as DIY DOUBLE- NO, Dawkins fights the suplexes! Ford drags Ciampa out of the ring! Gargano DECKS Dawkins, DECKS Ford, but then Dawkins ROCKS Gargano! SILENCER on the chair wedge!! Gargano writhes and the fans go nuts again! The Profits then have the ladder to themselves. But then they say, “GET THE TABLES!!” The fans fire up for the Dudley shoutout, and the Profits find a table! They put that in the ring, Ford moves the ladder aside, and Forth Worth cheers for “TABLES! TABLES!”

Ciampa YANKS Dawkins down, but Ford SUPERKICKS Ciampa! Dawkins has Ciampa in the Electric Chair, and Ford takes aim! Ford builds speed, and FLIES! BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY onto everyone!! All six men are down, and the fans lose their minds all over again! “This is Awesome!” as all six men slowly rise, and Dawkins ROCKS Sabin! Ford borrows a fan’s prosthetic leg! Ford CLUBS Gargano with it! He gives it back to the fan and the crowd is loving this! Ford then sets up a ladder bridge between ring and barrier. The front row sits back a bit, but Ciampa CLUBS Ford! Ciampa SMACKS Ford off the bridge!

Shelley SMACKS Gargano off a table, Ciampa storms up to CLUB Shelley, and then DIY mugs Shelley. Sabin and Dawkins brawl on the other end, and Sabin JAMS Dawkins with a chair. Sabin puts Dawkins on a table and rains down hands! Wait, Ciampa is bringing a table of his own around the way, and he SMACKS Ford off the edge of it! Gargano and Shelley brawl, but Ciampa finally has his table set up on the ramp side. Shelley SMACKS Gargano off steel steps, then SMACKS him off there again! Ford turns things around on Ciampa to put him on a table! Sabin goes up, FROG SPLASH on Dawkins through the table!!

Ford sees that, but then he looks at Ciampa on that table. Ford says bet, and he builds speed to FLY! SWANTON BOMB on Ciampa through the table!! The fans are thunderous as now Gargano and Shelley are the only ones not in some kind of wreckage! “This is Awesome!” as Ford crawls away from Ciampa. Sabin leaves Dawkins behind, but Gargano is in with Ford. Ford is up top but Gargano fires hands! Ford GAMANGIRIS in return! Then Ford goes back up, but Ciampa rises! Ciampa drags Ford down, but Ford SUPERKICKS! Ford runs up, but into a BOOT! And then another BOOT! Ciampa reels Ford in and looks to the bridge!

Ciampa fireman’s carries, AIR RAID CRASH down through the ladder bridge!! Fort Worth loses their minds all over again as Ciampa shouts for Gargano to climb! Gargano sets the ladder up, climbs, but Shelley anchors a leg! Gargano fights Shelley, but Sabin is climbing in from the other side. Gargano ROCKS Sabin, DECKS Shelley, and repeat! Sabin wobbles, Gargano lines up his shot. ONE FINAL- NO, Sabin stops the DDT! He SHOVES Gargano into the post, then MCMG give Gargano a DOUBLE BOOT SANDWICH at the corner! Sabin drags Gargano closer to the table, then stands on it…?! Shelley goes up, SKULL & BONES through the table!!!

The fans are going nuts all over again as MCMG risks it all just for this match! “This is Awesome!” as all six men are down somewhere around ringside. But Ciampa slowly rises! He slaps himself to fire back up, and he climbs the ladder! Ciampa is within reach of those belts, gets his hands on the bracket, and- WAIT! MCMG is folding up that ladder! Ciampa is now pulling a Jeff Hardy by dangling from the belts! MCMG grab chairs, Ciampa is a pinata for the beating! Ciampa’s legs are the only real targets, though, so that’s not enough. MCMG get a table under Ciampa, but they don’t see Dawkins climbing the ladder!

MCMG pull at Ciampa’s legs, but Dawkins takes aim! Well, if Ciampa is Jeff Hardy, then Dawkins is about to go Rated R! Dawkins FLYING SPEARS Ciampa off the belts and down through a table!!!! Everyone is losing their minds, including MCMG! MCMG clears the wreckage, and fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” But someone has to win these belts, and now MCMG sets the ladder back underneath them. Shelley climbs, but Gargano JAMS Sabin up! And then he CHUCKS the chair at Shelley! MCMG is down, Gargano climbs up, and the fans boo. Gargano reaches the top, paws at the belts, but Sabin hurries up after him!

Gargano and Sabin brawl up top, they touch the belts, then throw more hands! The fans cheer Sabin and boo Gargano as the shots keep going. Sabin gets the edge, he SMACKS Gargano off rungs, and Gargano falls! But Ford SPRINGBOARDS to the ladder!! Ford DECKS Sabin, grabs the belts, but Gargano drags him back down! Gargano traps Ford’s legs in the rung! SUPERKICK! Ford is stuck and Gargano literally climbs over him! Gargano reaches up, but Sabin is back again! Sabin fires hands, Gargano fires back, and Ford gets free!? Ford climbs from the side of the ladder! Ford fires hands on each of them!

Ford SMACKS Gargano, SMACKS Sabin, and they both fall! Ford is back up top, and he has the belts off the hook! PROFITS WIN!!

Winners: The Street Profits (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Fort Worth cheers as The Profits are still up! They wanted the smoke, they got the smoke, and they walked through the fire to still be forged in gold! Will anyone ever bring them down from the heights they’ve reached?


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.24.25

We get another chapter of Hardy Compound shenanigans! NEMETH BROTHERS! WE KNEW YOU’D COME!

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Oh boy, the best thing to come from the TNA product has been on WWE programs for the last month or so. Can we start getting some non-garbage episodes that make sense with wrestling that isn’t useless or atrocious? And Trey Miguel is the first person out…so my faith is dwindling.

I hate these early stages of the Delirious Dreamer combination. This crap makes me miss Tigre Uno, Dixie Carter, hell even the Claire Lynch angle was so disgustingly cringe it was car crash entertaining. You know, like Jersey Shore. So let’s see if something can stop sucking.

Ratings:

  • Trey Miguel & Ace Austin vs Moose & JDC w/Alisha: JDC wins after interference – ** 1/4
  • Jacy Jayne w/ Fatal Influence vs Rosemary: Jacy wins via Rolling Punch – **
  • Cinematic Hardy Compound: Kaiba Boys vs Hardy Boyz: 15/7, 10/10, 100/100, Hardy thing ever!
  • Tessa Blanchard vs Missa Kate: Tessa wins via Buzzsaw DDT – **
  • Joe Hendry & Elijah vs Ethan Page & Kaz: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ** 3/4

 

Results:

Trey Miguel & Ace Austin vs Moose & JDC w/Alisha

JDC and Trey start it’s just chain wrestling, nothing worth notating. The big early spot is slow and dumb, Trey goes for a Springboard Moonsault while in the Arm Wringer to turn it into a slow Arm Drag followed by a slow Dropkick. Throws JDC into the face corner, and Moose is late to the help spot so Trey has to beckon for him to come forward for a Tandem Drop Toe Hold causing Moose to Headbutt JDC in the groin. Double Dropkick sends Moose to the floor, but he doesn’t sell it long so he plucks Trey off the apron, smashes him and JDC tags out as we go to commercial. Jesus Christ this is cornball trope start and no one is looking good in the first 5 minutes. Am I possibly a little a jaded? Well of course, the shows have sucked for weeks and you start with bog standard “make fun of the heel” team start and its slow and unengaging. Maybe Dreamer should ask Trips if TNA talent can use the PC to learn psychology or…something interesting.

We come back and the heels are still magically in control with JDC locking in a Hammerlock Suplex into a Keylock. Tag to Moose and Trey is sooo banged up apparently an Arm Wringer throws him to the mat like a bitch. Starting off the show so damn slow is not really a good luck to keep people watching the show. It’s only like 8:20 and I want to go to sleep. Moose of course gets cocky taking his time to do a Jacknife Powerbomb so of course Trey counters, Ace gets the hot tag and guess what? Ace starts laying out both guys with quick strikes, Tijeras, Kicks, Click Click Boom, his corner dodge into the Mochizuki Triangle Kick but Moose kicks out. *sigh*

Ace decides to tag Trey back in, but their version of Poetry in Motion gets caught by Moose and Moose Powerbombs Trey into Ace. System tandem offense, Dropkick from JDC, Uranage from Moose, Down and Dirty from Dango but Ace breaks up the pin. Ace assists Trey with the Knee Slide Tornado DDT to take out Moose, they look for a finish but Lish distracts the ref, Dango kicks Trey in the dick, Brian Myers interferes and JDC wins the match.

Yawn…basic bullshit is not really driving attention.

Next is a video package for Masha and Tessa with Masha talking…who can’t cut a promo in English and Dreamer of course inserts himself for a fake “do it for your trainer” add. Oh Christ, this is like Rocky IV from Wish, but the Russian is the babyface. I hate every second of this and welcome the commercial break. 

While I think this promo goes on entirely too long, you can decide if it sucks or not:

Jacy Jayne w/ Fatal Influence vs Rosemary

Start isn’t really a thing since Rosemary feigns the Mist so Jacy runs away, when she does get back in Rosemary clocks her, beats on her in the corner, Upside Down and then gorgeous Fallon and the pack tactics give Jacy enough of a distraction to PK kick Rosemary and take control. Rosemary gets out of a Headlock with biting, then bits Jacy on the face and follows it up with a Shotgun Dropkick. Jacy tries to Reverse the Irish Whip but Rosemary kicks off the buckle, turns and connects with a Flying Forearm. Rosemary gets a little distracted, eats a V-Trigger but zombie rises from the dead and Face Buster into a Spicolli Driver attempt, but Jazmyn gets involved, Rosemary drops Jazmyn and when she turns around Jacy connects with her Rolling Punch for the finish.

Fatal Influence attack Rosemary and Mirror Match Xias come to make the save.

Cinematic Hardy Compound: Kaiba Boys vs Hardy Boyz

Willow the Wisp sighting early, he drops the umbrella and starts dancing to Kendrick’s They Not Like Us, then Jeff shows up and attacks Nic, they brawl in a pickup truck. Seto Nic Ziggler hits the Superkick, but Jeff turns it around, they get on top of the cab and Jeff wants to Powerbomb Nic through conveniently placed tables, but Back Body Drop sends Jeff crashing. Nic goes into the truck and finds a tag team title. Is that the idea? First person to find the titles like an RPG quest?

Matt Pearl Harbors Mokuba near a fountain as it cuts to Nic walking through the house at the arcade, and he finds their title case and he thinks it’s booby trapped so he does the heist thing of replacing the title with an exercise weight. Matt has a PREMONITION!!! THe Kaibas have the titles! And Ryan turns things around for a moment until he eats gate and gets Speared into the pool with Reby playing piano looking like a snack. Ryan is teleported into the house for Maxel the Great with Senor Benjamin as the ticket taker and most of the Hardy kids sitting in the theater. It’s an old 1920s Silent Film with Maxel beating up Ryan and the kids keep saying he sucks. He gets showered in roses, Benjamin is crying the kids rejoice and cut back to Ryan floating in the pool. Dr Wolfie is diagnosing Ryan on the couch and they have a fantastic conversation. Wolfie blames the Matt Hardy fans for Booing Wolfie. Wolfie asks if Ryan if he ever hugged his parents and Ryan starts crying and Wolfie goes “That’ll be 500 dollars for the emotional damage”.

Gothic Baby Shadow Realms Ryan into his Emo Phase with Simple Plan playing. Then he has a roast battle with Bardie. Ryan is getting pelted with eggs while Matt is drowning him in the pool. Nic saves his Little Brother from drowning in the pool (been there). Maxel attacks, Nic Pie Faces the kid, Ryan ambushes Matt with a title shot and then BROTHER NERO! We’re just missing Itchweed to complete the essences of Jeff.

Nemeths see Jeff stalking them and they bail. So we may get a return to the Broken Brothers.

That was glorious and the fact it’s used as a set up for a real match instead of a replacement for a real match makes it actually better.

Tessa Blanchard vs Missa Kate

Tessa doesn’t take her serious after a quick flurry so Kate lands a Tilt-a-Whirl Gourdbuster before Tessa turns things around and lays in offense. Dropkick, Springboard Elbows, Teardrop Suplex, and Tessa calms down a little after taking complete control again. Tessa keeps Kate in the corner and lays in Forearms, Kicks, goes for a Splash but Kate finally dodges and slams Tessa face first into a Buckle. Tessa hits the Cutter, goes to the top, MAGNUM, Buzzsaw DDT just because.

Masha attacks Tessa after the match and hits the Russian Death Device and puts her in a Fujiwara Armbar until Tessa gets away and bails to the floor while Masha holds the ring.

Joe Hendry & Elijah vs Ethan Page & Kaz

This whole match is stupid. Hendry had no tape at Mania, went against “doctor’s orders” to defend the title at Rebellion this Sunday anyway…so they put him in a worthless tag match when they didn’t want him active? Delirious and Dreamer need to be shot in the head. It won’t hit anything. 

Elijah and Kaz start this match, Kaz looks dumb and gets dogwalked and then Rope Walked because heels aren’t allowed to be competent against “fan favorites” until at least 3 minutes into a match. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Back from the commercial break, Hendry and Elijah Double Clothesline Kaz and he’ll prolly slip something in a minute or so. Elijah does 10 Count Punches dropping Kaz, into the ropes, Kaz hops over him but Elijah throws him towards Page. Weird…but okay. Ethan calls for Hendry, and they lock up causing Hendry to wince at the arm that isn’t Kayfabed well, but Hendry hits the ropes, Shoulder Tackle into Hip Toss with “bad” arm, now Stalling Suplex that is just dropped immediately because of “arm”. Tags out quickly to Elijah and Ethan gets Manhattan Dropped and Big Booted into Saturday. Kaz takes a cheap shot when Elijah hits the ropes, so Ethan pounces and the heels finally have some momentum. Double Team on Elijah into a Rude Awakening from Kaz for two.

Ethan tries to keep Elijah isolated, Elijah gets the boot up, but he cuts off Elijah from the tag, Ethan tags in Kaz and a Slingshot Leg Drop gets another two. Elijah fights out of the corner, knocks down Ethan, counter wrestling from Kaz and Elijah before a Jumping Knee Lift levels Kaz. Elijah looks for the tag but Ethan picks Hendry off the apron and throws him into the steps. Heels doing the dogpile thing. Ethan throws Elijah into a corner, Up and Over but Ethan catches him just to get kicked away. Joe drags himself to the corner, simultaneous tags, Lariats into Sack of Shit for both heels. Attitude Adjustment on Kaz for only two. Hendry is overselling the injury no one cares enough about to write logically. So good for him that he’s doing their job, it’s just creative that isn’t. Kaz catches Hendry in Fade to Black but Hendry gets out, Scoop Slam into the Springboard Leg Drop but Hendry kicks out. Kaz wants the Chicken Wing on the bad arm, but Ethan tags himself in causing infighting, Avalanche Tandem Superplex but Elijah shoves Ethan into the pinfall to break it. Elijah and Ethan throw hands, Crossroads from Elijah, Backstabber from Kaz, Rope Run Cutter from Hendry on Kaz, Spin and pose, Standing Ovation attempt but the arm gives, Elijah tags in, Ethan refuses to tag Kaz, Highwayman’s Farewell from Elijah.

 

Overall Score: 6.4/10

All of the points are for Fallon Henley existing, Lei Ying Lee and the Hardy Compound match. Without the Hardy match the show was like a 2. Bad logic, bad booking, heels are too samey with everyone being a dweeb that has to get beat on for 3-5 minutes before they can remember they can wrestle. Sean Waltman is also an interesting wrinkle in the System and Rascalz thing, but the first hour of this show was useless. If people continued to watch for the Hardy match, that was the only thing that may have entertained new eyes because of WrestleMania.

Rebellion is Sunday and next Thursday starts at 10 Eastern…ugh. If TNA doesn’t get off the west coast or work days, I won’t review any of this positively. First World problems, fully aware. But come on now, especially with the shit writing from the last month or so, this show isn’t worth staying up if they TNA personally paid people to review it. It would be totally different if the content was entertaining.

You know what, just give the Hardy’s the book. I’d rather insanity than forgetting to write in logic to a kayfabe injury and because things are pre-taped the WM appearance makes no sense and sudden over selling makes less sense. This isn’t booking into a corner this is booking into a Short Bus with a flat tire.

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