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Cook’s Top 5: Unwritten Rules of Wrestling

Noted baseball fan Steve Cook is no stranger to unwritten rules–and neither is his beloved pro wrestling!

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Noted baseball fan Steve Cook is no stranger to unwritten rules–and neither is his beloved pro wrestling!

The unwritten rules.

The game of baseball is largely governed by stodgy old (and young) men that refuse to combine their sport with anything resembling fun. Should some player be seen to be having a little too much fun, the unwritten rules brigade will do their best to put that player back in line and quit trying to make baseball look like something that kids might want to partake in.

Fernando Tatis Jr. found his way on the wrong side of the fun police this week. The 21 year old that leads Major League Baseball in home runs, RBI & stolen bases had the gumption to hit a grand slam on Monday night in the 8th inning when his team was already up by seven runs. How dare he. The opposition, the Texas Rangers, were outraged. Even Tatis’ manager spoke against it, and Tatis went to the trouble to apologize.

Now, logical people don’t think he had anything to apologize for. Baseball doesn’t have a clock. Teams come back from huge deficits in the late innings all the time. There’s no reason for Tatis, or somebody else, to keep from adding more runs to his team’s total, other than avoiding hurting the feelings of his opponents. Oh, and to avoid breaking those unwritten rules.

Baseball isn’t the only form of entertainment with unwritten rules. Pro wrestling has many. Most aren’t in place to keep cranky old men from getting their feelings hurt, but there are codes & things you’re not supposed to do that aren’t spelled out for you. Let’s take a look at five of pro wrestling’s unwritten rules.

5. You Must Point at the WrestleMania Sign

John Cena WWE WrestleMania 34

Triple H says that Royal Rumble winners aren’t told to point at the WrestleMania Sign. They all do it anyway. Pretty much everybody on WWE’s roster points at a WrestleMania Sign at some point before the big event. Why do they do it? I’m pretty sure it’s one of the requirements to be booked on the show. If you don’t point at the sign, you don’t make the show.

4. Shake everybody’s hand!

It’s a tradition that goes back to the beginning of pro wrestling. Whenever entering a locker room, a wrestler is expected to shake hands with everybody else working that evening. Should they miss anybody, they become the object of scorn & derision. There’s also a certain way you’re supposed to do it, very light. Which is strange to me because my grandfather preached the value of a tight, firm handshake. Proves you’re a man, or some such thing.

Now, I’m not sure if this time-honored tradition is continuing during the Pandemic Era. I suspect it is, or at least it was until there was more of an emphasis on social distancing backstage. I suggest wearing gloves. You never know where some of these people have been.

3. The 5 or 10 count for one member of a tag team to exit the ring after a tag isn’t binding.

Jim Ross

Jim Ross makes a big deal of the referee’s count during every single AEW tag team match. He wonders why these damn kids won’t get out of the ring & do as they’re told. It’s become part of his gimmick now, and there are other old school minded folks out there that probably like it.

Here’s an inconvenient truth: I have never seen a tag team disqualified for having both members stay in the ring past a referee’s count. Not once in my thirty glorious years. I’m not saying it’s never ever happened before in some weird match, I’m just saying I’ve never seen it. Most of the fun of a tag team match involves innovative double-team moves that makes the crowd ooh or ahh. Or, heel tag teams staying in past the count and goading the good guy to try and get in themselves, forcing the referee to put them out while the heels continue the shenanigans behind the referee’s back. These things can’t happen if stick in the mud referees aren’t a little liberal with their counts.

Sorry JR, that’s just how it works. Unwritten rule.

2. Don’t use another wrestler’s signature move.

You wanna get some heat in a locker room? Use one of your co-worker’s finishing moves. When a wrestler has spent some time perfecting a move and making people buy it as a finisher, the last thing they want is another dope on the card claiming it as their own.

You didn’t see other people in the WWF using leg drops until Hulk Hogan left. Or elbows off the top rope until Randy Savage left. The DDT didn’t become a transition move used by everybody until Jake Roberts went away. Super Dragon got a spot on an ROH Do or Die show, and died (didn’t get booked again until the CZW feud) because he did a dive that Homicide liked using in his matches. It takes some work on your part to know what moves established stars in a given fed like using, but you better find out real quick.

1. You don’t mess with your rival’s family.

Wrestling rivalries are only supposed to involve pro wrestlers. Sure, things get emotional during the course of a good feud, but you’re only supposed to target your rival. Maybe their friends if they happen to be wrestlers employed by the company. Maybe even a sibling/spouse if they happen to be wrestlers employed by the company.

Family members that aren’t wrestlers or have any kind of affiliation with the business other than their family member working in it are off-limits. Any time you go after a wrestler’s family members that aren’t involved in the business, you’ve crossed the line. Samoa Joe did it against AJ Styles back in 2018, targeting AJ’s wife Wendy. Rey Mysterio’s son Dominik became part of WWE storyline canon back in 2005, when Eddie Guerrero took credit for being his real father. Eventually the kid started training because he was sick of being targeted by his dad’s rivals. He got tired of other wrestlers breaking unwritten rules.

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AJ’s Top 3 Favorite SummerSlams

AJ is back with his annual opinion article, and this time the SummerSlam buzz got him wondering about his personal Top 3.

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It’s been a while since I have done any form of writing and SummerSlam is this Saturday. Of all the SummerSlams I’ve seen over the years; which ones are my favorites? While it’s not a revolutionary idea, I figured everyone loves to debate favorites of well, anything. Don’t worry though because this isn’t just going to be pure recency bias. I’ve watched the majority of them so with the ones I put on the list, it hit me more in some way shape or form whether it was story, a really good match or it just felt like a solid event.

At least this proves WWE is trending in a good direction for me, when it gets the ol’ brain juices flowing just because a show is around the corner!

#3: 2022 (Ol’ Brock Lesnar Has A Farm)

r/Wrasslin - when did Brock lesner begin his farmer and cowboy gimmick and when did he stop doing the gimmick ? is it worth watching I believe it was 2021 but not sure when he stopped the gimmick
Starting off the show, we get Bianca looking for a rematch against Becky from last years SummerSlam and it was better than the 21 second affair that everyone claims was a squash. This time Bianca holds her own and beats the Man in a fairly decent match, good way to get the event started. Next up is the heat seeking missile, Logan Paul against the former heat seeking missile because, well he wasn’t cut out for it and wasn’t a guy in everyone’s eyes, The Miz. After they had their blow off at Mania with Logan coming out on top which… isn’t awful, I just don’t like Logan Paul because he has that dude bro aura and swagger to make him more hateable than any other person on the card. Which I suppose is his gimmick…so…kudos?

First Championship match is for the US Championship and it’s as expected that in Theory, he should never beat someone to the caliber of Bobby Lashley which is no surprise. Dominik and Rey still back when Dom wanted the good fight against the Judgement Day before joining them later. The former Colts players, which they hammered it dahn in this match up showed that the canal swimming, trash talkin’, podcastin’, current RAW Color Commentatin’ goofball we all love, Pat McAfee came out on top again Bum Ass Corbin.

Usos putting the Street Profits on lockdown in the penitentiary since I believe this was peak Bloodline with the belt collecting and running all of WWE. Liv beat Ronda Rousey which isn’t astonishing but it’s not something people had on their bingo cards for anything with WWE so it was a nice little shock factor. The most memorable part of the night is obviously the Main Event, Lesnar brings the tractor, Roman catching the Microphone and Brock stands on top of the vehicle. Damn good match that showed off what they do in the ring since Roman caught his stride as the main bad guy and Brock… liked people after all of this? That is still a weird statement in my head. Brock being a good guy people person. If Liv wasn’t on bingo cards for wrestling, that is not on bingo cards in any aspect of life really.

That is more of the event that had solid matches and story going for it. No weird double count out, multiple people involved, 5 tag matches on the card. Things made sense and weren’t convoluted, had shocking moments that were great to see like Liv actually getting a title defense and there were the results we all expected at the time like Theory losing in 4 minutes to Bobby Lashley.

#2: 2009 (Are You Ready for The Return?)

10 Greatest Summerslam Entrances in WWE History - GameSpot
This event wasn’t that strong. It was strong with the star power involved in 2009 with guys like Rey Mysterio as Intercontinental Champion, Orton and Cena for the WWE Championship as it was becoming as stale as month old chips and CM Punk was facing Jeff Hardy before he ultimately returned to TNA at the beginning of 2010 after this PPV. For me, it’s not so much of the show itself, it was more of the memories because the Balai as our friends Chris Platt and Rey Cash like to call my brother and I, we were just coming back into wrestling and we were TNA Fans. We didn’t watch WWE that much really, it was just what came on after another channel had old ROH shows before they moved to three hours and swallowed the 8pm Eastern Slot. No, the reason why this has so many memories for me is three main reasons. First, Orton and Cena. They have had their rivalry since the beginning it seems, being each others foils like Hogan and Piper before them and there had to be a stipulation where if Randy was Counted Out or DQ’d, he’d lose the championship regardless. This was prime Viper Randy and the obvious joke we had of Super Cena where he very rarely lost, unless it was SummerSlam surprisingly enough.

Number two reason was CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Hardys known for the Ladder and TLC matches in the past and this being the penultimate match for this feud and it was a banger of a match. If you didn’t know Punk before, it was a great introduction to his wrestling. I used to like Punk a lot because of this match because he could talk, wrestle… and not insanely personal with things in wrestling. In all seriousness, this was a great match. Ultimate risks, high reward for Punk grabbing the World Heavyweight Championship and he was given his next feud because of the final boss of SmackDown at that time. Thanks, Teddy Long.

The main and final reason though why this match gave me the memories flowing back is more of the fact that one of my closest and longest termed friends of 23 years, also loves wrestling. Back when we were younger, he’d do MoCap videos on YouTube with his figures. We’d have friends come over for parties at his house and we’d do the one thing WWE always told us not to do and that was try it at home. He was always stronger than me, I was always more charismatic. He had the power aspect and did things with brute force, I could talk my way out of trouble with parents if we did something wrong. There was always one thing that our respective mother’s always called us though… it’s on the tip of my tongue… oh right, ‘Degenerates’.

As soon as we were called that, we kind of parodied the DX line. I was limber enough to do the HBK pose and do a Superkick before it became the new DDT and he would just Spinebuster people and knew how to do the water spit. So what do you think was the main reason we even ordered this PPV for his 13th Birthday? I think the two guys we were pretending to be were set to return on a tank and toss out some glow sticks. The return of DX, Shawn Michaels coming back after Mania with Triple H to deal with the Legacy problem was an amazing return for them and made everything so much fun.

So we have the solid card and this one has a personal story… what’s my number one SummerSlam? Is it personal? Well yes but not going into that. Is it a good card? To me, it was a phenomenal card! Is it memorable? Seeing how wrestling fans still mention at least three matches to this day.

#1: 2005 (Octopus in the Washer, Lover’s Quarrel and Where the F%#$ is Vickie?)

Vickie Guerrero on Rey vs. Dominik Mysterio: 'I wish I was part of it' -  Cageside Seats
Quite possibly some of the best matches I’ve seen and one that was just the most hilarious moments of overselling in wrestling history, I know why I love this SummerSlam but it’s also a really good card at the same time. Redacted beats Orlando Jordan in 25 seconds for the US Title and they made jokes about it like, he can make a coffee faster than he beat Orlando and stuff like that, it’s pretty funny. Angle getting sick of Eugene’s antics for his Gold Medal was also a great bit they had play up, the Year long feud of Randy Orton and Undertaker was still going on where Orton comes out on top this time around to get the win back from Mania, Jericho returning for the match with Cena in a whole promotional thing for each other’s groups, Fozzy for Jericho and the Chain Gang doing Bad, Bad Man for Cena leading up to a match for the WWE Championship. JBL won a 20 man battle royal on SmackDown to win the Championship…… Opportunity to face the newest member of SmackDown, Batista but the three main matches that a lot of people talk about to this day; Edge vs Matt Hardy, Rey vs Eddie for Dominik and Hogan vs HBK in the Main Event.

I have reasons to enjoy the Hardy/Edge match but it looked like a real fight, it really made us believe that Matt Hardy was going to kill Edge because real names were dropped during this tirade from Hardy. It wasn’t Edge and Lita, it was Adam and Amy. Matt was so dead set on beating the hell out of Edge that they made a situation into gold and it was a great moment for this match to happen, I believe it was also an Unsanctioned Match too which added the intensity until matt got concussed and knocked senseless that it looked like he couldn’t fight for anything but the build up was what made it seem like a marque match. It made it feel real, it made it feel awesome and it made it feel personal.

Eddie kept tormenting Rey Mysterio about Dominik not being Rey’s but Eddie’s for the summer. That’s all you heard from Eddie being the weasel he was is hanging out with Dominik, making the world believe it’s his son and what not (Let’s not do a fast forward to today where he has the mullet, mustache and everything like Eddie) but they settle this in a Ladder Match where the top of it is a document for the custody of Dominik and my god, this match is better than it should have been. I expect nothing else from Eddie because the man hated having a bad match, Dom got involved and stopped Eddie, Vickie was late and stopped Eddie. The whole match was good it was just very weird with the premise but was a great match. I wonder if Rey regrets his decision to win the match now…

Octopus in a Washing Machine… those five words have resonated with Shawn Michaels’ performance in this match, forever. It was supposed to be an amazing match up between Hogan and Michaels, Icon vs Icon it said and suddenly Hogan’s back gives out, can’t do a trilogy of matches so we can only do the one and then pull out of everything after. This match was set up to be a classic and instead turned into the most unbelievable sell fest ever. A Hogan big boot caused Shawn to tumble 3 or 4 times, getting crotched on the ropes had HBK bouncing higher than he should have, being tossed out of the ring made it look like Shawn never broke his back in 1998 from how much he flopped and flipped around like crazy. It’s bad… or maybe even good that a lot of current wrestlers watched this match that went, “I can sell like that, I want to be a wrestler” and did. So good or bad, I don’t know but for some reason this PPV has always had a place in my heart for how memorable it was.

Those are my top three SummerSlams so far but who knows, 2024 has potential to maybe bump something or at least get me to consider a shift. Should be fun to see how the show plays out! What are some of your favorite SummerSlams?

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