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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/2/26)
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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/2/26)

New Year, More Hours!

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What does The Scottish Terminator have planned for Cody Rhodes?

SmackDown moves up to THREE HOURS for 2026, and Drew McIntyre reveals his choices for the Three Stages of Hell WWE Championship match!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Woman Tag: Rhea Ripley, Iyo Sky, Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Nia Jax, Lash Legend & The Kabuki Warriors; Rhea, Iyo, Charlotte & Alexa win.
  • Kit Wilson VS Matt Cardona; Cardona wins.
  • WWE United States Championship: Carmelo Hayes VS Johnny Gargano w/ Candice LeRae; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Women’s United States Championship: Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre VS Giulia w/ Kiana James; Giulia wins and becomes the new WWE Women’s US Champion.
  • Ambulance Match: Aleister Black w/ Zelina Vega VS Damian Priest; Priest wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Miz hijacks the show!

“We are NOT moving on to 2026, I am so sick of hearing, ‘Happy New Year! Happy New Year!’ No no no, we’re not moving on to 2026 ’til I air my grievances from 2025!” The fans boo, but Miz says grievance one: he asked for ONE match, one moment on the John Cena retirement tour. Not for nostalgia, not for endearment, but for obligation! Their story needed closure! Miz should’ve been the one to tap John Cena out! Instead, he’s all smiling, riding off into the sunset, while Miz is here in Buffalo! Miz is the one being punished!

Grievance two: Miz did something rare in this business by offering his guidance and expertise to all the young superstars, who should’ve been raising hands and chomping at the bit to gain his knowledge. But it was met with ungratefulness and entitlement! Respect is not requested, it’s expected! Not just from the rookies, but from each and every one of the fans who wouldn’t know greatness unless he slapped the nachos out of your hands. Yeah, he’s talking to the guy up front, looking like 2005 Jelly Roll out here.

Grievance three: Miz was passed over for Marty Supreme. Charlemagne, this ain’t over! Grievance four: Not only did Joe Hen… The fans want him to say it, but Miz says he who shall not be named and his little good time buddies ruined Miz’s last SmackDown of an already terrible year, AND he brought back a nickname… The fans already chant it, and Miz says it is a very untrue nickname. Miz says this will NOT become a thing again! But there is a silver lining: We are on to 2026, and John Cena is GONE! Bye bye! See you later, we can’t see him, and we don’t wanna see him anymore! Because there is a NEW face of WWE, and Miz sits so perfectly.

Because unlike this city, Miz actually WINS championships! The fans boo but Miz swaggers around as he says yeah, he’s the most decorated superstar out here! TWO-TIME WWE Champion, EIGHT-TIME Intercontinental Champion, TWO-TIME US Champion, TEN-TIME Tag Team Champion, and the first-ever TWO-TIME GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! That means he is THE Face of WWE! He is THE gateway for this company! He is THE locker room leader! And he is THE adult in the room, filled with spoiled little brats! The fans boo, but RANDY ORTON is back!! Buffalo goes wild for the return of The Viper!

Miz is immediately worried as Orton makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving fans, especially fellow Buffalo Sabres fans. The Apex Predator goes to the ring, bumps into Miz but then apologizes, and then goes to the corner for his iconic pose. Miz applauds Orton just like the fans do, and then Orton gets a mic. The fans cheer, and Miz says c’mon, Buffalo! Randy Orton is back on SmackDown, let him hear it! The fans cheer even louder, and they also chant “R K O! R K O!” Miz says don’t hit him with one, though. But it is good to have Orton back on Friday Night SmackDown! And as Miz was saying, WE are the adults in the room!

WE are the locker room leaders! WE are the gateway to the company! WE are the faces of WWE! And WE could be #MizKO! The fans aren’t into it, and Orton RKOS Miz outta nowhere! Orton shakes Miz’s hand to say no thanks, but the fans want it “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Orton agrees, and stands Miz up to say, “Happy New Year, Miz!” RKO!! The fans fire up because Orton truly is back! Will Orton make 2026 the Year of the Viper?

 

The Kabuki Warriors talk backstage.

Asuka & Kairi Sane feel good after how they beat up Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky, but then in step Nia Jax & Lash Legend. The Irresistible Force wants them to know that while Nia & Lash beat them a few weeks ago, they wanna stay good with Nick Aldis. Teaming up with Asuka & Kairi will be difficult, but it will also be worth it when Nia & Lash help Asuka & Kairi to victory tonight. Then Asuka & Kairi can retain those titles on Monday, so they can owe Nia & Lash the next shot. Asuka laughs that off, and tells them in both Japanese and English that they’ll happily “owe” Nia & Lash a beating. Monday, Asuka & Kairi will keep these titles. Then after that… They’ll face Nia & Lash any time.

Kairi says she thinks they should get ready for The Kabuki Warriors! Asuka shouts for Kairi, Kairi scurries off, and both Nia & Lash are unsure what to make of this. But will they all remember the bottom line and win big in Buffalo? Or will the all-star combo of Charlotte, Alexa, Rhea & Iyo be just as victorious as they were for WarGames?

 

Randy Orton returns backstage.

And there waiting is Cody Rhodes. They shake hands as Cody welcomes Orton back, and Orton says good to be back. Now, Orton says out of respect that he needs to let Cody know… Once Cody beats Drew McIntyre in Berlin, Orton is coming after the title. Orton heads out, and then Nick Aldis steps in. Aldis reminds Cody that Drew is going to name the stipulations for Three Stages of Hell. Drew will surely try to get under Cody’s skin, but Cody has to remember to not let that happen. Not to beat a dead horse, but if Cody touches Drew before the match, Cody forfeits the title. As colleague and friend, Aldis would hate to see it happen.

Cody assures Aldis, when it comes to this title, that won’t happen. Aldis trusts that, but what will Drew choose for their hellacious title match?

 

8 Woman Tag: Rhea Ripley, Iyo Sky, Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Nia Jax, Lash Legend & The Kabuki Warriors!

SmackDown returns and Nia & Lash make their entrance, followed by the Kabuki Warriors. The teams sort out, but then Nia, Lash & The Kabuki Warriors jump #RheYo & #Charlexa! The fans boo but the bell rings, and while Nia stomps Iyo and Kairi tosses Alexa, Asuka stomps Charlotte out of the ring while Lash stomps Rhea to keep her in the ring. The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Asuka keeps on Rhea while the others back off. Asuka KICKS and KICKS and scuffs Rhea! Then she CLUBS and KICKS Rhea again! Asuka eggs Rhea on, then fires Kawada Kicks! The fan rally for “MAMI! MAMI!” and Rhea blocks a kick!

The fans fire up as Rhea rises, and she swings, only for Asuka to duck! Rhea ducks, Asuka ducks, then Asuka SOBATS! Asuka runs, but Rhea EDDY GORDO KICKS! Asuka bails out, Kairi runs in, but Rhea TOSSES Kairi! Rhea tags Alexa, and Alexa CANNONBALLS the Kabuki Warriors! The fans fire up with Lil’ Miss Bliss while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Nia BLASTS Iyo down! The ref ahs to keep Charlotte back, but Nia & Lash double whip Alexa. Alexa BOOTS Nia, DUMPS Lash, and then goes up, up, and FLYING DDTS Nia! The fans fire up while both women are down! Alexa crawls, hot tag to Charlotte! The fans fire up a The Queen climbs up! CROSSBODY and down go Nia & Lash! Charlotte fires up, then she CHOPS Lash! And CHOPS Nia! And CHOPS Lash! And CHOPS Nia! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP! But NIa shoves Charlotte! Charlotte BOOTS Nia, then dodges Lash! Charlotte HANDSPRING LARIATS Lash down!

Charlotte BOOTS Nia, then runs, NATURAL SELECTION! Nia is in the drop zone, Charlotte steps on her to go to the corner! Charlotte goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Nia survives and Charlotte is frustrated, but the fans rally up again. Charlotte BOOTS Asuka off the apron, then brings Nia around. Charlotte whips, Nia reverses, but Charlotte tumbles up and out! Charlotte BOOTS Lash, BOOTS Nia, then slingshots in and roll- NO, Nia stays up to LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Nia is shocked! Nia snarls, drags Charlotte up and HEADBUTTS her to the corner! Nia tags Asuka and Asuka brings Charlotte around.

Asuka kicks but Charlotte ducks to roll her up, TWO! Charlotte has the leg, steps through, FIGURE FOUR! Asuka scrambles over to the corner, Charlotte bridges, but Kairi  is up top! FIGURE EIGHT takes the IN-SANE ELBOW!! Alexa goes after Kairi, Kairi TOSSES her out! The fans rally as Charlotte crawls, hot tag to Iyo! The fans fire up as The Genius dodges Asuka, jumps up, victory roll for STOMP 182! Kairi runs up, Iyo dodges, slips out and around to then HOTSHOT Kairi’s arm! Iyo goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS the Kabuki Warriors! The fans fire up as Iyo kips up and does the crazy taunt! Iyo drags Asuka up and reaches for Rhea.

But wait, Nia YANKS Rhea off the apron and THROWS her into barriers! Asuka ROUNDHOUSES Iyo to the apron! Asuka runs, Lash tags in, EMPRESS- NO, Iyo dodges the hip attack to KICK Asuka! Iyo springboards, but Lash PUMP KICKS her outta the sky!! Cover, TWO!! Iyo survives, the Bougie Bully seethes, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns yet again, Asuka ROCKS Iyo in the corner, then brings her around. Asuka fires a flurry of forearms, then runs the ropes. Kairi tags in, CODE BREAKER BLOCKBUSTER COMBO! Then they line it up, but Iyo dodges! Sliding kick and Sliding D collide! The fans fire up while all three are down! Iyo crawls, Kairi anchors a foot, but Iyo BOOTS her away! Asuka BLASTS Alexa, swings on Rhea, but Iyo FLAPJACKS Asuka! Iyo roars as she reaches out! Hot tag to Rhea! The fans fire up as Mami rallies on the Kabuki Warriors! Short arm LARIAT after LARIAT on Kairi, then Rhea ripcords Kairi into Asuka!

Rhea atomic SLAMS Kairi, then basement DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Rhea and she pump handles Kairi. But Asuka tries to save Kairi! The ref stops Asuka, but that lets Nia CLOBBER Rhea! Charlotte BOOTS Nia! Asuka ROUNDHOUSES Charlotte! Alexa clinches Asuka for TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL! Lash DECKS Alexa! Rhea DROPKICKS Lash! Kairi leaps from up top, but into Rhea’s arms! Rhea HEADBUTTS then pump handles! RIPTIDE!! Tag to Iyo, to go OVER THE MOONSAULT!! Cover, RheYo & Charlexa win!

Winners: Rhea Ripley, Iyo Sky, Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall

Another big victory for this star-studded team! They stand victorious together, but will Rhea & Iyo be able to do this all again on Monday Night Raw? Or will they still not be ready for Asuka & Kairi?

 

Nick Aldis meets with…?

He’ll cut to the chase: He has big plans for 2026, and he’d love for The Juggernaut, Jordynne Grace, to be part of those plans. Jordynne says he has given her a lot to consider, so- Chelsea Green interrupts with a shrill shout. She tells Aldis that she cannot go out there tonight. Has he not checked the temperature? It is freezing! She’ll get hypothermia! Aldis says first off, she’s interrupting. But while she’s here, he would like to introduce Chelsea to Jordynne Grace, potentially the newest member of SmackDown. Chelsea knows, hi, hello, and goodbye. They have championship business to attend to.

Jordynne says there are some people here who will make her decision that much easier. She leaves, will The Juggernaut make an impact on the blue brand? Back to Chelsea being ridiculous as ever, she does not want to go out there! Did he not see the emotional ending of Stranger Things?! She cannot go out there in this state! And also, she has a New Year’s Resolution to make herself the greatest first-fourth-and-final Women’s US Champion ever! So… Oh, wow, a resolution? Well, wouldn’t it be better to be a fighting champion? She IS fighting! For her life! On the internet! Aldis says okay, fine, how about this?

If accomplishing goals is so important to Chelsea, then she can help Aldis accomplish the goal of stripping her of that title and seeing her unfit for duty! AKA he will IMPEACH The Hot Mess! Impossible! Disgusting! And she doesn’t want to! Chelsea storms off, will she just have to face The Beautiful Madness that is Giulia?

 

Kit Wilson VS ???

Speaking of foolish New Year’s Resolutions, the last tasty snack standing thinks he is going to singlehandedly deal with “toxic masculinity” on SmackDown. Except, he has no idea who he’s facing. New year, new gear, new tron, but will it be a new chapter for Kit Wilson? Or will it just be a remake of what we’ve already seen before?

SmackDown returns and Kit has a mic to say, “I, I, I am Kit Wilson, and I am redefining masculinity! And here I find myself in Buffalo, home of the most TOXIC sports fans in all of America!” The fans boo but he says yeah, the “Bills Mafia,” huh? Y’know what? You are all TOXIC! TOXIC! “WOO! WOO! WOO! Always Ready!” Wait, Zack Ryder is back, but he’s also his true form of MATT CARDONA! Long Island Iced Z is now Complete, but will he collect his first win in his own new chapter?

The bell rings and Kit runs up to UPPERCUT Cardona! Kit fires off hands, stomps a mudhole in, but the ref backs him off. Kit storms up, UPPERCUTS, then whips Cardona to DROPKICK him down! Kit spins, flexes, and swivels the hips! How is that non-toxic? But then Cardona CLOBBERS Kit! Cardona stomps a mudhole into Kit now, then runs corner to corner for a forearm SMASH! Cardona whips and FLAPJACKS Kit, then he LARIATS Kit up and out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Cardona WRECKS Kit with a dropkick! Cardona smiles, then he brings Kit up, puts him in the ring, but avoids a shoulder to KICK Kit!

Kit staggers, Cardona runs up and LARIATS in the corner! Cardona climbs up, rains down fists, and the fans chant “WOO! WOO! WOO!” But Kit slips out and KICKS the legs out! Cardona falls hard, Kit drags him around, and ELBOW DROPS! And ELBOW DROPS! And ELBOW DROPS! Kit covers, TWO! The fans rally for Cardona but Kit CLUBS him down. Kit stomps Cardona, drags him up by his hair, and then throws down hands! The fans boo, Kit THROWS Cardona down, and the fans chant, “YOU ARE TOXIC!” Kit kicks Cardona, throws more hands, then hoists him up top. Kit ROCKS Cardona, and shouts “YOU ARE TOXIC!”

But Cardona SHOVES Kit, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Cardona and Kit rise up, Cardona ELBOWS Kit, LARIATS, then whips. Kit reverses, but Cardona SMASHES him off the mat! Kit staggers around, Cardona fires forearms, and the fans fire up! Cardona goes to the other corner, BROSKI BOOT! Then he underhooks Kit for the TIGER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Kit survives and Cardona is frustrated, but the fans still rally up. Cardona goes for the legs but Kit kicks him away. Then Kit YANKS Cardona into buckles! Kit kicks and TWIST OF FATE! Or as he calls it, #TurnaKit! Cover, TWO!

Kit is furious but he runs in again, but Cardona KNEES him away! Then ROUGH RYDER! Is it still called that? Cover, Cardona wins!

Winner: Matt Cardona, by pinfall

Buffalo is all fired up as Cardona just put Kit on Radio Silence! Cardona says he is #AlwayZReady, but will WWE be ready for Cardona?

 

Backstage interview with Damian Priest.

Cathy Kelley is with The Archer of Infamy, says what a return for Cardona, but she wants to talk Priest’s 2025. Much of his year was defined by the rivalry with Aleister Black, and now it culminates in an ambulance match. What will it take to close the door on this rivalry (both literally and figuratively) for good? Priest says six months, he has been going to war with Aleister. And he means it when he says enough is enough. One way or another, this ends tonight. Priest tells Aleister that for half a year, Aleister tried to change Priest, and tried to break Priest. Aleister is not Priest’s creator, he doesn’t tell Priest what to do.

With everything he’s done, even burning Priest’s face, all Aleister’s really done is wake up something inside Priest that not even Aleister’s crazy mind couldn’t understand. So right here in Buffalo, New York, Priest whoops Aleister’s ass all over the arena, stuffs him in that ambulance, closes the door, and sends him straight to the ER. Tonight, Aleister is the one who will #FadeToBlack! Priest and Aleister are ready to tear it down this early into the New Year, who survives to next week?

 

The Wyatt Sick6 speak.

Bo Dallas asks, “What is the meaning of family? Solo… That is an answer you’ve been searching for since you were exiled from your true bloodline. You claim the Wyatt Sick6 are not a family. But you haven’t taken the time to comprehend the force that you are up against. You mock what you do not understand. Our family is not made up of just us. Our family is filled with millions of fireflies around the world! They will always remember. Solo… It’s time for us to chop down your family tree at the root. Because when the dust settles, we will be the ones.” Bo laughs at using Solo’s line against him, but what tactics are needed to end the family feud?

 

Sami Zayn is here!

Buffalo cheers as #BigMatchSami is back after taking time off from that Survivor Series style 5v5. Sami gets himself a mic to say, “Buffalo. Howdy! I haven’t been around the last couple of weeks, so it feels good to be back out here. Actually, the last time you guys saw me on TV wasn’t even in the middle of this ring, it was actually out in the audience. I go to do something recently that was actually pretty profound. I got to sit and enjoy the show just like each and every one of you.” The fans cheer that as Sami says it was amazing to be front row for John Cena’s last match, sitting with his son.

The fans cheer that, too, and Sami says he has to be honest. It hit him in a way he did not expect. Something happened that really hit him. They introduced Cena, the match got started, and Sami’s son turned to him and said, “Baba… Why do they call John Cena the Never-Seen Seventeen?” Sami said because John Cena has won the world championship seventeen times. The fans cheer that, and Sami’s son asked, “How many times have you won it?” Sami admits he had to say, “Zero.” So his son asked, “Why, Baba?” Sami didn’t have an answer.

Sami gets why that’d be confusing to his son, because for the past few years, as long as his son has been old enough to watch wrestling, to watch Sami in this ring, every week he has seen Sami with Drew McIntyre, with Seth Rollins, with Gunther, with John Cena, these guys who have all had world titles, so to his son, it doesn’t make sense. Sami’s son has seen Sami bring home titles. His son has pictures of them with the Intercontinental Championship, with the Tag Team Championships, with the United States Championship, so his son does not understand why this particular one missing.

Last year, Sami talked a lot about becoming a world champion here. He talked so much about it, it made him sick. So now, Sami is not gonna talk about it. Now, Sami is here to DO IT! The fans cheer that! 2026 is here, and Sami is coming for the WWE Championship! The fans cheer again, but TRICK WILLIAMS is here?! The former NXT & TNA World Champion struts his way out and the fans all chant along, “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” Trick has a mic and he starts with, “WHOO-OOH~!” The fans still chant, and Trick says, “Reporting to you live, the sexiest and most entertaining superstar alive, Trick Williams, has finally arrived.”

Trick smiles and tells Sami that they haven’t been formally introduced. Some call him Tricky Two Times, some call him Mr. Whoop Dat, and some call him Hollywood Trick. But you can call him Trick Willy. And he is the most entertaining, the most athletic, and the most dangerous man in this business today! He’s like getting Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, and Mike Tyson at the same time. The fans cheer, and Trick says he’s here for one reason and one reason only. Nick Aldis called, dialed 1-800-WOOP-DAT, said they needed Trick Willy on SmackDown, it’s missing some flavor, some pizazz, some of that energy that only Trick can bring. Aldis said SmackDown needed someone tall, dark and handsome.

Sami wants to say something but Trick says he wasn’t done talking! Trick could take off this coat, take off these shades, and take off these lemon pepper steppers, and he’s still 6’5″, 250 pounds, a grown ass man! That’s what Aldis was trying to say. They need someone on SmackDown who can challenge for that title. They need someone who looks good and looks like a champion. So dammit, Trick is here to be world champion! Sami and Trick ain’t nothing alike. It won’t take Trick 20 years to get those opportunities, he’s not someone who almost gets the job done like Sami. Oh, is Trick done now? Yes, he is. Good.

Sami admits, Trick is not wrong. Trick looks great, has a lot to offer, Sami’s seen it all. Trick’s got it all. The problem is, Trick has yet to be humbled. Does Trick think he’s the first guy to “look good?” To be good? To walk through these ropes, to say he’ll skip the line and be champion overnight? He’s not the first, and not the first to look down on Sami. But since Trick wants to interrupt Sami when he’s talking, Sami has no problem teaching Trick a lesson. And maybe teaching Trick a thing or two about being humbled! Sami mic drops on Trick then takes his leave. Everyone wants after the title, but will Sami and Trick have to go through each other to do it?

 

Ilja Dragunov talks with Carmelo Hayes backstage.

The Mad Dragon wishes H1M a Happy New Year, and says last week, he fought the best version of the best. Melo gave exactly that, and while the outcome was not what Ilja expected, he got what he wanted. There are worse things in life than losing to H1M. And something tells Ilja that it won’t be the last time they fight. Does Melo plan to continue the Open Challenge? Melo says after he puts Johnny Gargano’s jersey in the rafters, sure, he plans to keep it going. And if Ilja wants to run it back, Melo will keep the lights on for him. Ilja says that’s lovely. Ilja heads out, as does Melo, and Melo asks Miz, what’s up!

Melo says this would not be possible without Miz, so sincerely, thank you. Miz says Melo has finally come to his senses. Yeah, thanks for leaving Melo alone so Melo could finally do what he needed. HAHA! Melo leaves Miz behind, but will it be another game winner for H1M tonight? Or will Johnny Wrestling make sure Melo only gets #OneFinalBeat?

 

Nick Aldis welcomes Rey Fenix back.

The SmackDown General Manager is glad to have the Immortal Firebird back and healthy, ready to make 2026 his best year yet. Fenix thanks Aldis for that, but then Trick storms in and protests. Sami disrespected him, pushed him, Sami must be stupid or something. Fenix asks Aldis what Trick’s problem is, and Aldis says “No se.” Trick asks what Fenix is talking about, and Fenix says in English that the new guy’s got a lot to learn. Trick says Fenix better mind his own business while grown folks is talking! Aldis keeps these two from fighting and says maybe Fenix has a point. Trick does need to be taught a lesson.

So congratulations, Trick! Next week is Trick’s in-ring debut, against Rey Fenix! Trick says yeah, that’s what he wants. Trick heads out, but will Fenix make sure to #WhoopDatTrick in Germany?

 

WWE United States Championship: Carmelo Hayes VS Johnny Gargano w/ Candice LeRae!

SmackDown returns and Melo makes his entrance. The introductions are made, and the moment Melo is in the ring, Gargano rushes him! Melo dodges and fires off hands! The fans fire up as Melo then TOSSES Gargano up and out! Melo throws off his jacket, waits on Gargano, and Gargano rushes back in, but then gets a DROPKICK! The bell rings, Melo CHOPS, and CHOPS, and then RAMS Gargano into the corner! Melo fires hands, whips corner to corner, then runs in for a forearm SMASH! Snapmare and LEG DROP, brother! The fans fire up behind Melo while Gargano sputters. Melo waits on Gargano, then whips him to a corner.

Melo runs in, but Gargano goes up and over to roll him, SCHOOLBOY KICK! Melo sputters now while the fans boo Gargano. Gargano drags Melo up, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS! Melo pie faces, Gargano CHOPS, and CHOPS! Gargano goes corner to corner, but Melo FLAPJACKS him down! Then KNEES him in the face! The fans fire up while Gargano bails out! Melo builds speed, but Candice acts as a shield! The fans boo, but Gargano then slingshot SPEARS Melo down! Gargano rains down fists, pushes Melo outside, then slingshots to PLANCHA! Down goes Melo and the fans boo while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Gargano ROCKS Melo! Gargano goes up, TORNADO FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Melo survives but Gargano eggs him on. Gargano taunts Melo, “This is your United States Champion?” Gargano kicks and scuffs Melo, but Melo grabs the foot! The fans rally, and Melo CHOPS, and ROCKS and repeat! Melo whips, Gargano reverses, but Melo hits the LAY-UP LARIAT! Then LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO! Gargano stays in this but Melo stays focused and the fans rally up. Melo drags Gargano up, but Gargano denies the cutter. Gargano shoves Melo to a corner, but Melo ELBOWS Gargano away.

Melo runs back in, but he blocks another boot. He also ducks the enzigiri, puts Gargano in the ropes, and ENZIGIRIS! Gargano dangles in the ropes, Melo hits the FADE AWAY LEG DROP! The fans fire up while Gargano tumbles out, and Melo FLIES! Down goes Gargano and Melo says he’s got ice in his veins! Melo puts Gargano in, then goes up the corner! The fans rally, FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but the fans still rally behind Melo! Melo drags himself up, he shakes the ropes, and he brings Gargano around. Melo LARIATS Gargano back down, then he goes to a corner.

Melo climbs, Gargano sputters, but Gargano manages to trip Melo up first! Melo CLUBS Gargano but Gargano CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Gargano climbs, Melo SLAPS him, so Gargano SLAPS back! Gargano hauls Melo up and shouts out Ciampa, but Melo sunset flips it! Gargano fights free of that, but Melo GAMANGIRIS! Melo goes up, up, but Gargano hits SUPER ANARCHY! Gargano manages a cover, TWO!! Both men are down, Buffalo fires up, and SmackDown goes back to break.

SmackDown returns yet again, and both men stir. The fans rally, both rise, and Gargano fires haymakers! Melo fires back, and the two stand. Gargano fires another flurry of shots, but Melo fights back, then BOOTS! Gargano rebounds to DISCUS LARIAT! The fans rally as Gargano staggers to a corner. Gargano aims as Melo rises, but Melo SUPERKICKS first! Melo runs, FADE- SUPERKICK from Gargano! Gargano reels Melo in, but Melo hits that suplex CUTTER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Melo is beside himself! Gargano rolls out to the apron, Melo pursues, but Gargano ROCKS him first! Melo ROCKS Gargano!

Gargano RAMS into Melo, then slingshots, ONE FINAL- GAMANGIRI! Melo steadies himself, but Gargano GAMANGIRIS! Gargano resets to slingshot, but into a HOTSHOT! Gargano sputters, Melo slingshots, APRON DDT!! Melo puts Gargano in and goes up the corner, NOTHING BUT- NO, Gargano avoids the three pointer! Gargano runs back in, but Melo tilt-o-whirls! Gargano slips free of that to tilt-o-whirl DDT! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and Gargano is shocked! Candice coaches Gargano to stay calm, he’s still got this. The fans know “This is Awesome!” as Melo bails out. Gargano DIVES and sends Melo into barriers!

Gargano puts Melo in the ring, SLINGSHOT SPEAR into a KNEE! Melo hurries up the corner! The fans fire up as Melo aims again, but Candice distracts! The fans boo, but Gargano trips Melo! Gargano then climbs up, fireman’s carries, and SUPER AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives Gargano’s shoutout to Ciampa and the fans fire up again! Candice and Gargano are both worried now, but Candice still coaches Gargano up. Gargano brings Melo up, underhooks, but Melo fights the Fairytale Ending! BACKDROP, sit-down, TWO as Gargano sunset flips, TWO!! Melo hits the FIRST 48!! Then he goes up top!

The fans fire up for NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, Melo wins!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)

First SmackDown of 2026, Melo’s first defense of this title, and it is Melo’s first big win as US Champion! But who will be next to step to H1M?

Tama Tonga is watching.

But so is Shinsuke Nakamura. Nakamura tells Tama in Japanese that he’ll have to wait a bit if he wants to be champion. Tama says good luck then, jackass. Nakamura says yes, same to him. Nakamura leaves, and Solo put a hand on Tama’s shoulder. Solo asks if everything is alright. Tama says yes, that’s an old chapter. What’s the plan for the Wyatts? Solo says he spoke to Aldis. It will be 4v4, Family VS Family. Then after that, they’ll take back those tag team titles. Understood? Tama nods. Solo says good. The others are outside waiting, let’s get the Hell outta Buffalo. Solo steps out, but will The Good Bad Guy really forget his own ambitions?

 

Aleister Black speaks.

“It doesn’t matter what you say at this point, Priest. The idea that this victory somehow is physical… This victory is spiritual, Priest. You could put me on the mat and have the referee count to three as many times as you want. Or in this case, put me in the back of an ambulance and have the ambulance drive off and claim to be the victor. But it won’t matter, because nothing will change. The only thing that has changed is you. Because after tonight, you will never be the same ever again.” Zelina adds that tonight, they put the final nail in the coffin of Priest’s delusions. Will the Dark Father give Priest no choice but to accept his fate?

 

Backstage interview with Jade Cargill.

Cathy Kelley is with the WWE Women’s Champion and says footage has circulated of a recent WWE live event, where in a match between Jade and Mia Yim, Mia sustained a severe shoulder injury. Was that intentional on Jade’s part? Uh, yes. And who’s gonna stop her? These women know what’s up! Michin messed around and found out. Injuries happen when pigeons don’t know their place. Speaking of… Does Jordynne want something? Jordynne says that’s really funny. But she can’t decide if she’s signing to SmackDown, so she just wanted to get a good look at all her options. Well, get a good hard look, but maybe sign somewhere else. Because this is Jade’s show, and she’s That B*tch.

Oh, well, she’s Jordynne Grace, but yeah, Jade’s definitely one of those. Jordynne heads out, will she still choose Friday nights? Or can Raw make quite the counter offer?

 

Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn cross paths backstage.

Cody says hello, Sami says hello back. Cody asks if Sami’s seen Drew. Sami has not. Cody says he couldn’t help but notice what Sami had to say out there tonight. It seems everyone is being honest tonight. Sami says he still respects Cody, Cody knows that. Sami’s always liked Cody. Who was the first man in that ring the night Cody won that title? Cody knows Sami thinks the world of him, but surely Cody knows where Sami’s coming from. But in steps Aldis and he asks how everyone is doing. Cody asks Aldis if he’s seen Drew. No, and Aldis isn’t sure where Drew could be. Cody says he’s calm, he’s cool, but we need to handle this, so Cody’s going to the ring.

Cody leaves for gorilla, Sami and Aldis exchange a look, but SmackDown goes to break. Will the American Nightmare keep his cool as the Scottish Terminator continues to troll him?

 

Cody Rhodes heads to the ring!

SmackDown returns as the Undisputed WWE Champion makes his entrance, and Buffalo sings along with Kingdom, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he high-fives fans along the ramp, and stands on the corner for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody then grabs the mic to ask Buffalo, “Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer, and Cody says, “How does one obtain the richest prize and the most sought after belt in the history of pro-wrestling and sports entertainment? No, I’m not the biggest, I’m not the fastest, I’m not the strongest, and as a second-generation wrestler who came up in this business, it shocks me these days to find out I’m not the youngest.

“But what separates me is simple. I’d love to say it’s my heart, but no, it’s my mentality when approaching anybody in a WWE ring.” The fans sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” and he smiles. Cody holds up the belt and the fans cheer again. Cody continues by saying his mentality when approaching anyone in the WWE is he gets here early, he has this belt on him, and he wants everyone to see him seeing them. That is the secret. When they see this championship, when they see him, they think money, main event, the bus, the jet, the suits, and the fans. Then comes the envy. And Drew McIntyre, you REEK of envy.

But Cody is grateful for it! He is so glad Drew has become this mountain to climb, and Cody cannot wait for this fight. But in the spirit of an arena that is incredibly important to him, in front of fans who at one point rallied for him, Cody will tell us an even bigger secret. When Cody sits back there and he smiles, his superpower is that he plays dumb. When the Unreal cameras think they’re capturing everything, they’re playing checkers while he plays chess. When Cody looks at his peers, when he looks at the locker room, no one asks him what he sees. But here’s what he sees. Whether friend or foe, or someone in between, Cody sees lunch.

So call yourself the Final Boss, the Tribal Chief, the Greatest of All Time, The Game, The Scottish Warrior, the Best in the World, but in this era of WWE, Cody is the one calling himself THE CHAMP! The fans cheer, and Cody says that does not change in Berlin. But Drew is on the mic and on the tron! “Oh my God! You’re just so predictable! You and your rara speeches, Cody… You’re so predictable cuz you’re old school. You’re traditional. In a world full of shades of grey, you, my friend, are as vanilla as it gets. And I tried real hard with these stipulations to figure out how to hurt you most. And I came up with it! The kind of match your dad used to have!

“The guys settled it in two-outta-three-falls. You didn’t want to beat the guy once, you wanted to beat ’em twice, prove you were truly, truly the best, and I upped the ante with Three Stages of Hell. So let’s get into the stages, shall we? Number one: a straight wrestling match. I prove to you that I’m the better wrestler, and I know the refs won’t mess with me, I know they won’t screw me over, cuz they’ll know what happen to them. Fall number two: The falls are gonna count anywhere! If you wanna DDT me on a title again, it’s legal, buddy. But I can beat you with any weapon in Berlin, all over Berlin! Vunderbar!

“And if by some miracle it’s 1-1, we go to a third fall. It’s inside an old school steel cage! No outside interference, no BS! Two men enter, one champion leaves. I’ve broken you mentally, Cody. Next week, I’m gonna break you physically. That is… If you’re still champion next week. Because if you touch me, you’re stripped of the title. We’re gonna have ourselves a little lesson in self-control right now. Cuz I wanted to have this conversation not in the freezing cold in Buffalo, you people are animals living here. I wanted to have this conversation on the Cody Express! Your home away from home! But you weren’t there!

“So I let myself in, I put my feet up, I used the bathroom, I checked out some sentimental items, gifts from your wife, Brandi. From your children. But there was one item that really stood out to me more than any other.” Drew holds up a picture of Cody and Dusty! The fans boo and Cody frowns. Drew does wish Dusty was still here today to see the man that Cody’s become. But Drew knows Dusty is looking up right now, truly ashamed. Some people will think it’ll be a cold day in Hell before Drew is champion again. But Drew hopes Dusty has a coat on down there, cuz it’s gonna get real chilly! Drew then SMASHES the picture frame and stomps on it!

Cody rushes to the back while the fans boo, but everyone is trying to tell Cody to calm it down! Cody makes his way to the garage area but security and refs hold him back! Aldis is there to remind Cody of the deal! And Drew ran off by now anyway! Cody is still furious, but Drew is now in the ring! Drew has the picture, and he says maybe Cody should head back. Drew’s waiting for him! Cody rushes back to gorilla, and Drew says he has to go faster than that! Drew says it’s showtime! Cody makes it back to ringside, but security holds him back again! Cody shouts at Drew not to do it, but Drew says Happy New Year! Drew then LIGHTS THE PICTURE!!

The fans boo as Drew puts the burning picture in the trash can! Cody is feet away as the security and refs all hold him down! Cody can only watch Drew burn his keepsake while the fans tell Drew off. Drew leans against the ropes and dares Cody to do it! Hit Drew and lose the title by default! Cody is turning red, he wants the match tonight, but he’s pulled away by over a dozen men! Has Drew’s blasphemy only sealed his own fate? Or will Drew drag Cody through Hell to finally have the gold?

 

WWE Women’s United States Championship: Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre VS Giulia w/ Kiana James!

The Hot Mess was trying to come up with some rather sad reasons for not competing tonight, but it was either she competes tonight or loses the belt by default. Will Chelsea finally put up or shut up? Or will she succumb to the Beautiful Madness?

The introductions are made, the white strap is raised, and we see if it is New Year, New Champion, or just same nonsense, different day!

The bell rings and Giulia SHOTGUNS Chelsea! She stomps away on Chelsea in a corner, the ref counts, and Giulia stops at 4. Giulia stands Chelsea up to THROW her by her hair! Giulia then storms up to wrench the hair, and TOSS Chelsea again! Chelsea tumbles, Giulia runs, and BOOT WASH! The fans are torn, Alba is panicking, but Giulia kicks Chelsea to the floor. Alba coaches Chelsea up, but here comes Giulia! BOOT for the champ, then Giulia SMACKS her off the desk! Giulia puts Chelsea in the ring, tells Alba to back off, but Alba dares her to do something then. Chelsea DIVES and down goes Giulia! “Pledge your allegiance, dummies!”

Chelsea salutes herself, the fans are torn, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Chelsea catches her breath, then fetches Giulia to put her in the ring. Chelsea talks smack on Buffalo before she steps into the ring, only for Giulia to KNEE her down! Giulia drags Chelsea up by her hair, HEADBUTTS her, then CLUBS her down! Giulia stomps Chelsea around, kicks her to ropes, then CHOKES her on the ropes! The ref counts, Giulia stops, and she stands Chelsea up in the ropes to bend her back! Then Giuila runs to DROPKICK Chelsea int he back! Chelsea flounders away, but Giulia is after her. The fans rally, Giulia HEADBUTTS, and Chelsea goes to a corner. Giulia CHOPS, then whips corner to corner.

Giulia runs in and ELBOWS Chelsea! Then she snap suplexes! Chelsea writhes but Giulia climbs, and Giulia MISSILE DROPKICKS! Chelsea tumbles, Giulia covers, TWO! Giulia HEADBUTTS again, covers, TWO! Chelsea toughs it out but Giulia is more amused than anything. Giulia kicks Chelsea around, but Chelsea kicks in return. Giulia kicks and stomps Chelsea, and kicks and stomps again! Giulia SMACKS Chelsea, pushes her down, then hooks up the legs. Giulia grabs the arms, and she has a QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Then a STOMP! Chelsea sputters, but Giulia keeps on her with a chinlock stretch!

Chelsea endures, even as Giulia bends her again! Chelsea pries the hold open, but not for long, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Chelsea fights up, has Giulia as a backpack, and RAMS her into buckles! Chelsea is free, but Giulia jumps back on for a SLEEPER! Chelsea RAMS Giulia into buckles again, but Giulia spins her around. Chelsea ROCKS Giulia! But it just makes Giulia smile?! Giulia ROCKS Chelsea, Chelsea ROCKS Giulia, repeat! The fans rally and duel as the shots keep going! Chelsea fires a flurry, but Giulia ROCKS her! Giulia runs, but Chelsea dodges the boot! Chelsea LARIATS, then LARIATS again!

Chelsea kicks, Giulia block sand spins her, but Chelsea hits a DRAGON WHIP! Who knew she had it in her! Chelsea then runs to DOUBLE KNEE Giulia in the back! Buffalo salutes Chelsea, then she SLAPS Giulia! And FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Giulia is tougher than that, but Chelsea drags her up. Chelsea chicken wings and turns Giulia, but Giulia fights out to HEADBUTT! Chelsea rebounds, ROUGH RYDER! Cover, but Kiana’s distracting the ref! Chelsea would’ve won twice over! Alba YANKS Kiana down! Chelsea pleads with the ref, but Giulia hits a SAIDO! Giulia fires up, runs, ARRIV- NO, Chelsea rolls Giulia with tights! TWO!!

Giulia runs in again, but Chelsea BOOTS her down! Chelsea climbs the corner?! Chelsea is pulling out all the stops, but Giulia SHORYUKENS! Giulia goes up to HEADBUTT Chelsea, then underhook! SUPER BUTTERFLY PLEX! Roll through and scoop, NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, Giulia wins!!

Winner: Giulia, by pinfall (NEW WWE Women’s United States Champion)

Giulia has her revenge, she has her title back, and Kiana came through for her client! Giulia is herself a two-time Women’s US Champion, but will she make sure no one ever takes it from her again?

 

Backstage interview with Rhea & Iyo.

Cathy is with Mami & The Genius and congratulates them on the big 8 Woman Tag win. That pin on Kairi was a statement going into their tag title match, how are they feeling? Rhea says they’ve been waiting a long time to get their hands on The Kabuki Warriors, and even if the titles weren’t on the line, this match would be worth it. But fortunately, the titles are on the line, so those titles are coming home with them. Iyo says she and Rhea will finally be champions together! Yay~! But then Charlexa steps in. Charlotte also says yay, but then says that despite the win earlier tonight… Rhea says yes, this alliance is over.

They know Charlexa want to be champs again, and RheYo looks to take the titles. They want the next shot, right? No, no. From experience, they know Kabuki Warriors are sneaky, so they genuinely wish Rhea & Iyo luck. Hmm… Wait, she means it? Iyo shrugs, Alexa says yes, she means it. But Charlotte adds that they are next in line. Alexa scolds Charlotte, but Rhea says if Charlexa wants seconds, then it’ll be their play, and your pain. RheYo heads out, but will these teams meet again with belts on the line?

 

Gargano and Candice regroup backstage.

Johnny uses the stolen Axiom mask to stop his bloody nose, and speaking of, in step Axiom & Nathan Frazer. They say that was a valiant effort from Johnny Wrestling. But the “wrestling” part doesn’t seem to be working without his buddy, Ciampa, around. But that’s okay, because it’s a New Year! That should be seen as a sign for them to, oh, let’s see… Grow up! Become a new man! Move on and show some respect for the first time in his life! Give Axiom back his mask! Gargano says this mask is a beautiful gift from his wife. If Axiom wants it so bad, he has to take it from Candice. This is low, even for him! They used to look up to him, but now he hides behind his wife!

They all argue, and Axiom shouts ENOUGH! He is tired of wasting time. He’s gonna talk to Aldis, and he’ll get a match with Gargano. Then he’ll beat Gargano down and take the mask back himself. Fraxiom heads out, Gargano still worries about his nose, but should he be more worried about what Axiom will do to him?

 

Ambulance Match: Aleister Black w/ Zelina Vega VS Damian Priest!

What started as The Dark Father wanting to hurt R-Truth turned into two powerful forces battling again and again, back and forth, and now spilling over into the New Year. But while Priest’s resolution is to end this feud like a bad habit, Aleister vows to drag him down into the darkness. Whose 2026 will be bright while the other’s fades to black?

Aleister doesn’t wait for a bell, he attacks Priest at the corner! The fans boo, the bell rings, and Priest turns things around! Priest fires hands on Aleister again and again, then UPPERCUTS! Priest brings Aleister around to TOSS him out of the ring! The fans fire up as Priest finally takes his jacket off. Priest goes out, Aleister BOOTS him, and Aleister brings Priest around to the ramp. The fans rally as Priest fights back, but Aleister KNEES low! They already go to the ambulance, and Aleister SMACKS Priest off the door! Priest staggers, Aleister opens the ambulance up, but Priest ROCKS Aleister! And fires hands, then runs up, but into a BOOT!

Aleister whips, Priest blocks going into the ambulance, and he ELBOWS Aleister away! Priest then YANKS the stretcher out of the back! He aims it at Aleister and RAMS him down! The fans fire up while Aleister sputters, and then Priest scoops him! SNAKE EYES off the stretcher! The fans fire up while Aleister writhes, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Priest drags Aleister up, brings him around, and ROCKS him with a forearm. Aleister staggers down the ramp, Priest ROCKS him again, and Priest shakes out his arm from hitting that hard. Priest THROWS Aleister into barriers, BOOTS him down, then goes looking under the ring. The fans like seeing the TABLE! Priest brings it around to the ramp side, but Aleister rolls into the ring. Priest sighs, storms up to the apron, and Aleister storms up, but into a SPIN KICK! Priest knuckle locks Aleister, goes up the ropes, but Aleister YANKS him down for a KNEE! Priest tumbles to the floor, Aleister jumps, but into a guzel!

Priest aims at the table, but Aleister pops free of the choke slam to stand on the steel steps! Aleister BOOTS Priest, then METEORAS Priest down through the table! Just like Aleister did weeks ago! Zelina talks some trash on Priest while Aleister shakes out his legs. Aleister drags Priest up, brings him around, but Priest ROCKS Aleister back! Aleister BOOTS Priest in return, puts him in the ring, and stomps him around. Aleister stomps Priest more, KICKS him around, then fires more shots. Priest fires back, but Aleister KNEES low, then JUMP KNEES high! Priest stumbles and sits down, and Aleister PENALTY KICKS!

Aleister snarls, then goes back to stomp Priest. Aleister paces, then steps up to KICK again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Priest KICKS back! Aleister KICKS, Priest KICKS, repeat! Aleister KNEES low, fires forearms and elbows, then a snapmare for a KNEE DROP! Priest writhes but the fans rally behind him. Aleister drags Priest up, puts him in a corner, and BODY BLOWS! Priest staggers around, but Aleister KICKS and KICKS and KICKS him around! Priest KICKS in return! Aleister KICKS, Priest KICKS, repeat! The fans fire up as Priest blocks a kick! Priest spins Aleister, but Aleister blocks a kick to JUMP KNEE!

Aleister lifts Priest with his foot, but Priest CLUBS the leg! Priest ducks the lariat to COMEBACKER LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Priest huffs ‘n’ puffs as he goes to a corner, but so does Aleister. The fans rally up as Aleister runs in, and he ELBOWS Aleister! Aleister tumbles out of the ring, and Priest goes out the side. Buffalo fires up as Priest runs in around the way, and he POUNCES Aleister onto and over the desk! Aleister slumps to the floor and commentary moves out of the way as Priest storms over. Priest TOSSES Aleister over the desk, drags him up, but Aleister POSTS Priest!

Aleister looks around for plunder of his own, and he goes for a chair! The fans rally as Aleister aims, and Aleister JAMS Priest up! And SMACKS him on the back! Aleister puts Priest’s head against the chair, and he PUNTS the chair! Priest falls back, clutches his face, and Aleister keeps on him! A JAM to the ribs, a JAM to the shoulder, and then Aleister has Priest against the apron. But Priest guzels Aleister! APRON CHOKE SLAM! The fans fire up but Priest still staggers away, clutching his head and neck. Priest pushes Aleister into the ring, the fans still want more tables, but Aleister goes to a corner.

Priest runs up, blocks a boot, but not the KNEE! Aleister goes up, but Priest JUMP KICKS! Priest climbs up, up, and SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up while Aleister tumbles, and Priest storms up, BLACK MASS OUTTA NOWHERE!! Both men are down and the fans are fired up! Zelina shouts at Aleister but the fans rally for Priest while SmackDown goes back to picture in picture.

The ref checks both Aleister and Priest, they’re both still conscious, and Aleister goes outside the ring. Aleister drags Priest around, drags him out of the ring, and lets him flop to the floor. Aleister tells Zelina to fetch the stretcher and she obliges. La Muneca brings the stretcher to ringside while Aleister hauls Priest up. Aleister puts Priest on the stretcher, but Priest fires hands! Aleister fires elbows in return, then goes to the apron! METEORA on the stretcher! Priest is dazed while Aleister hobbles his way back over. Aleister makes sure Priest is on the stretcher, then he has Zelina fetch something else. Aleister CLUBS away on Priest while Zelina brings a chair!

Aleister JAMS Priest up again, then sets the chair under Priest like a pillow. Aleister SMACKS Priest’s head off the chair! Aleister drags the stretcher along, and he makes it to the ramp before Priest grabs at him! Aleister CLUBS Priest again, continues pulling the stretcher, and they make it to the stage. Priest grabs Aleister’s head again! Aleister ELBOWS Priest down, but Priest just guzels again! SmackDown returns to single picture once more, and Aleister ELBOWS Priest down again! The fans rally harder for Priest, and he KICKS Aleister away! Priest leans against the stretcher, then stumbles his way over to Aleister.

Aleister SMACKS Priest with the backboard! Then he stick sit under Priest’s chin to JAWBREAKER Priest against the LED wall! The fans boo but Zelina opens the doors to the ambulance. SURPRISE! RHEA’S INSIDE! The fans fire up as Mami supports her Terror Twin brother! Zelina runs away but Rhea chases her down! Rhea grabs Zelina’s legs, YANKS her back, and pump handles for RIPTIDE!! The fans fire up as Rhea smiles and Aleister is furious! Rhea waves goodnight, and “This is Awesome!” as Aleister has no choice but to go back to Priest. Aleister drags Priest up, but Priest is a ragdoll. Aleister stomps Priest down!

Aleister brings Priest up, but Priest body blows! And body blows! Aleister BOOTS Priest, then brings him around again. Aleister sits Priest int he doorway, throws hands, then pushes him in! One door is shut, but Priest holds the other open with a boot! Then he BOOTS Aleister away! Priest storms out, with a crutch! And he CLUBS Aleister with it! And JAMS him up with it! Priest drags Aleister up, JAMS him up again, but Aleister RAMS Priest into a door! Then JUMP KNEE! Priest is halfway inside, Aleister pushes the legs in, but Priest BOOTS free again! Aleister snarls, runs back up, but Priest uses a fire extinguisher to BLAST Aleister!

Aleister coughs and sputters, “This is Awesome!” as Priest then uses a FIREBALL of his own!! Aleister flails and clutches his face in agony! The fans cheer as Priest gets his revenge for the Last Man Standing match, but then he closes the doors without Aleister? Priest sees something around the corner, and he drags it out onto the stage. Is that part of the technical equipment for the show?! The fans are fired up as Priest vows to end this! Priest drags the blinded Aleister up, brings him over to the table, and lifts, only for Aleister to slip free! Aleister opens a side compartment, and he SMACKS Priest with the door!

Aleister then BOOTS Priest into that door! Aleister aims for the side of the ambulance, but Priest blocks! Priest THROWS Aleister into the side of the ambulance! And then whips him, only for Aleister to reverse! Priest hits barriers! Aleister BOOTS Priest halfway into the front row! Aleister HAMMERS Priest, then ROUNDHOUSES! Priest drops down, and Aleister drags a road case into view! But Priest guzels Aleister! But Aleister BACK ELBOWS free! Priest is slumped on the road case, and Aleister goes up onto the railing! The fans fire up as Priest CLUBS Aleister! And then crucifix lift! RAZOR’S EDGE onto the WINDSHIELD!!

The fans lose their minds seeing the glass crack from the impact! Aleister slumps down, but Priest now drags him up on top of the ambulance! The fans are going nuts again as Priest now aims for that equipment table from way up here! The straps come down, Priest guzels Aleister, and SUPER CHOKE SLAM down through the table!! Buffalo is thunderous as Priest stands tall! Priest hops down from the ambulance to then open the doors, but they locked. Priest opens a side door, that’s good enough. Priest drags Aleister over, ragdoll as he is, and he puts Aleister in! The doors are SHUT, Priest wins!!

Winner: Damian Priest

A brutal ending to the first SmackDown of 2026, but in the end, we all rise for The Outlaw, The Bad Guy, and The Archer of Infamy! Priest finally serves Aleister his punishment, will this finally be the end of their story?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, especially for the first-ever three-hour episode. Though, maybe not that much more exciting than the two-hour episodes. But with how next week is the Three Stages of Hell match, maybe they up things a bit. Speaking of which, good promo from Cody and Drew, though it felt like they were dragging out what they were saying. Was it perhaps to give Drew time to go from the garage area and around the back to slip into the ring after Cody left? And of course Drew had to double down on insulting Dusty in order to infuriate Cody. I’m a little disappointed in the stipulations, too. Standard match to start? Really? And then no Bull Rope match to further reference Dusty? Well, personally, I’m still just hoping Drew finds a way to win in order to keep this from getting stale.

At the same time, SmackDown is planning on freshening things up with quite a few call-ups and signings. Matt Cardona actually being Matt Cardona now that he’s back in WWE is great stuff, and he of course wins his return match, but a pretty good showing for Kit Wilson even in losing. Trick Williams joining SmackDown makes a ton of sense, between Lash Legend and Carmelo Hayes also being on SmackDown. Very good promo with Sami for both of them to stake their claim, and Trick VS Fenix will be great stuff. Then Jordynne Grace is at least teasing her joining SmackDown, but between Chelsea Green and Jade Cargill, those are some solid first feuds here. Though, a bit of a shame if this means Jordynne won’t even win the Women’s North American Championship through the story with Thea Hail and Blake Monroe.

Great Women’s US Championship match from Chelsea VS Giulia, and great win for Giulia, as I figured we’d see. Now if we pivot to Giulia VS Jordynne, that’s going to be some great stuff, too. Awesome Men’s US Championship match from Melo VS Gargano, and Gargano using some of Ciampa’s moves makes me wonder if Ciampa was meant to have this match but he was hurt or something. Great win for Melo, and I appreciate him saying he’ll keep the Open Challenge going. Great promo from Miz and Orton to open the night, also establishing that Orton is in the title chase. I bet Orton VS Miz happens first to get Orton back in the swing of things.

Very good promo from Bo Dallas to warn Solo Sikoa one last time, but I feel like MFT will win that 8 Man Tag in order to earn another tag title match. And if that’s the case, MFT has to win that, don’t they? Whether the feud continues or the factions move in, it feels like that’s the only option. Though, Tama and Nakamura having an interaction was awesome in itself, and hopefully those two have a match to send one of them towards a singles title. Great 8 Woman Tag, and the Faces winning was a bit of a surprise. Doesn’t bode well for Rhea & Iyo in terms of go-home math, but either way, there are strong rivalries waiting on the other side, between Charlotte & Alexa on Raw and Nia & Lash on SmackDown.

And we got a great Ambulance Match from Priest VS Aleister. Just as I was thinking this stipulation was stale, Rhea had her part to play, and then Priest goes and throws Aleister at the windshield! Great win for Priest, maybe a little surprising, but hard to know where either side goes from here. Priest could claim he’s in the top title chase again, or he could go for the US title to bide his time while the top title sorts out on the Road to WrestleMania.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/16/26)

We’re going to have a tournament!

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Who heads for Montreal?

To determine a challenger to the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre, SmackDown holds qualifying matches for a #1 contender’s match! Who wins tonight to advance to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz; Orton wins and advances.
  • Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James; Charlotte & Alexa win.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona; Trick wins and advances.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa; Priest wins and advances.
  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Leon Slater; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre; Grace wins.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov; Sami wins and advances.

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Bagpipes play for Drew McIntyre!

A troupe of six play the music of the Scottish Terminator’s people before the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion officially makes his entrance. London cheers as Drew steps on stage, belt around his waist, and they sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” as he takes his time walking down the ramp. Drew gets his pyro, the fans cheer more, and Drew continues to the ring. Drew looks at the championship while he hears the fans cheering, and he goes up the corner to raise the belt up high! The fans cheer as Drew gets more pyro! And a lot of it! The fans cheer again, and Drew puts the belt on his shoulder, but then he goes back out to join the front row in cheering!

Drew goes back to the ring, grabs the mic, and the singing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” continues. Drew says, “I prayed for this and it happened.” The fans cheer that, then chant, “You Deserve It!” Drew says, “I know it’s been a rough few years in the UK here, but if there’s somebody that can bring us together, it’s our Undisputed WWE Champion. It’s the first-and-only-ever BRITISH WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre!” The fans cheer that! Drew says the love he’s been shown the past week is incredible. Texts, social media posts, the cheers all across Europe, including tonight, “you bunch of mentalists.”

And Drew just wants to say to each and every one out there… “Screw you.” The fans laugh at that, but Drew says no, this isn’t even being a bad guy wrestler. Seriously, screw you! When he got FIRED from WWE, where were they? They wanna jump on the bandwagon now? 99% of them weren’t there for him! When he was being screwed over by Roman Reigns and the Bloodline, there was no uprising for him, huh? How’d they help him out? When CM Punk screwed Drew, the fans cheered Roman and Punk and doing the YEET with Jey Uso! The fans do chant those things now, and then Drew brings up Cody and the corrupt refs!

Was there a hashtag for Drew? NO! There is only one person Drew needs to thank, that ever believed in Drew, and that person… is Drew! So thank you, Drew! If you wanna chant, chant “Thank You, Drew!” The fans do chant, “Thank You, Drew!” Well, there’s one more person Drew must address: The former… Oh, that feels good to say. Drew knows Cody Rhodes is here, and it must cut like a knife to say FORMER WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes! The fans now sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Yes, Drew knows Cody’s crack team is trying to figure out a title rematch. Drew admits to having Nick Aldis add a little extra clause.

Since 99% of Americans can’t read, Drew will tell us what it is: There is NO rematch clause! Cody must start at the bottom, work his way back up. The Vanilla QB1 Era is over! The Dangerous Drew Era begins tonight! The fans cheer that! But then here comes Randy Orton! The fans also cheer for The Viper, they sing along with Voices, and Orton goes right to the ring. Orton grabs himself a mic while the fans finish singing, and then the fans cheer as Orton and Drew are face to face. Drew says this must be Orton out here to congratulate him. The fans chant “R K O!” while Orton chuckles. Orton says Drew and the fans in London all know that they don’t like each other one bit.

So no, this is not Orton here to congratulate Drew. Orton is here to remind Drew that a few months ago, Drew had the chance to kick Orton through the table and declined. The fans again chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says he wanted to tell Drew that when Orton has the opportunity to return the favor, he won’t hesitate. he beat Drew for that title before, he’ll do it again, and it’ll be courtesy of the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment: R K O! The fans cheer that, but Drew smirks. Only for JACOB FATU to show up! The fans cheer the Samoan Werewolf as he storms his way down the ramp and to the ring.

Drew wants Fatu to hold on, but Orton steps aside so Fatu can DECK Drew! Fatu goes out after Drew, DRIBBLES him off the desk, then whips again! Drew reverses to POST Fatu, but Fatu isn’t even bothered! Drew hurries away, Fatu chases him into the crowd! Orton is more amused than anything, will Drew get out of London in one piece? But then The Miz slithers in! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE on Orton!! The Hollywood A-Lister strikes outta nowhere, but will he soon regret that? We find out, after the break!

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz!

SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Orton fires body shots and a HEADBUTT! But Miz kicks the leg out and BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO! Orton survives then bails out, then throws his shirt off. The fans rally, but Miz pursues. Orton ROCKS Miz, then brings him up for the DESK BACK- NO, Miz lands out to then CLUB Orton! Miz hits the DESK BACK SUPLEX! The fans boo as Miz mocks Orton’s signature pose, then Miz puts Orton in the ring. Miz stomps Orton, but the fans taunt Miz with, “OH~ Miz is a Wanker~!” Miz throws hands, Orton fires back, and they go back and forth.

Orton fires off haymakers, whips Miz to a corner, but Miz reverses. Miz soaks up heat, runs in at Orton, but Orton LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! Then a dodge and SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up for Orton while Miz scrambles to the apron. Orton goes after Miz, brings him through the ropes, but Miz fights free! Miz hurries away while the fans boo, but Orton pursues. Orton finds Miz at the desk! Kick and DESK BACK SUPLEX! Miz sputters and writhes while the fans fire up. They want that “One More Time!” Orton obliges, another DESK BACK SUPLEX for Miz! The fans rally, they still want that “One More Time!”

Orton gets Miz up again, a third DESK BACK SUPLEX! Orton refreshes the count while Miz slumps off the desk. The fans cheer Orton, he puts Miz in the ring, and he has Miz in the ropes! The fans fire up again and Orton smiles as he drags Miz in, DRAPING DDT! The fans cheer again, and Orton hears those voices! Miz slowly rises, R K- FINALE!?! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans cheer! Miz is beside himself as Orton survives his finisher again! The fans rally behind Orton but Miz storms up to full nelson again. But Orton arm-drags free, RK- NO, Miz rolls him up, TWO! Miz scrambles, RKO!! Cover, Orton wins!

Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

The fans cheer as The Viper strikes, and now punches his ticket to Montreal! But will Orton truly be the Apex Predator when he battles three others for that #1 contender’s spot?

 

Drew returns backstage.

He grumbles about crazy Fatu, but Ilja Dragunov finds him. The Mad Russian is glad they are finally talking face to face. Obviously, Drew has some problems, so Ilja will get to the point: Tonight, Ilja will beat Sami Zayn and be one step closer to the championship. Ilja won a championship his first night back, simply because he doesn’t fight like a sane man! Drew says yeah, he doesn’t care, there’s a crazy person after him! Go ahead, win your match, win the Fatal 4 Way, and we’ll see him at the Royal Rumble. Drew swears he did NOT knock Fatu’s teeth out, but he sure will do that to Ilja! Drew runs off, but is that true? If Drew didn’t sideline Fatu, who did?

 

The Wyatts speak.

Bo Dallas says, “Solo… You think you stole our light. But you’ve just inherited the weight of what it really means. The lantern has never been a weapon. We carry it in the dark, so the dark doesn’t carry us. It does not belong int he hands of someone who believes taking it is more powerful than its true purpose. It will come back to us. Like a moth to a flame, we will not rest until it’s home.” The warning has been issued, will MFT heed it?

 

Charlotte Flair finds Alexa Bliss backstage.

The Queen hip bumps Lil’ Miss Bliss to cheer her up, but it doesn’t really work. Alexa says last week sucked: She lost to Giulia, Nia & Lash messed with her before the match and then beat her up after. It was a complete numbers game, Alexa was alone, so was Charlotte actually sick? Or was she just “cough cough” sick? No, it was not a “cough cough,” it was a “barf barf.” And Alexa’s the one that got a title opportunity without Charlotte, but Alexa has no idea how many title opportunities Charlotte turned down because she put the team first. Really? Yes, really. Name them. Not the point. Well, does Charlotte have Alexa’s back? Does Alexa have Charlotte’s back?

Bottomline is, Alexa is Charlotte’s person. Charlotte was sick. Heart hands, and Charlotte says she’ll finish warming up. But then Nia & Lash walk in saying that was so cute. Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia, but this is typical Alexa. She makes you feel guilty then plays victim. She’s really good at it. Yeah, Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia. And they won’t like her response. As for this charade, Charlotte gets why Alexa isn’t friends with Nia. And Lash has changed. Charlotte heads out, will #Charlexa be able to focus on the match before them? Or will the Irresistible Force & Bougie Bully make sure all eyes are on them again?

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James!

SmackDown returns and the Beautiful Madness and Miss Management are already waiting in the ring. Charlotte makes her entrance, followed by Alexa. The teams sort out and Alexa starts with Kiana. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte while Kiana talks some trash on Alexa. Kiana shoves Alexa, but Alexa SLAPS back! The fans cheer that! Alexa then ducks a shot to SLAP, ROCK, KNEE, and DROPKICK Kiana! Alexa runs, but Kiana gets up to KNEE low! Kiana brings Alexa around, suplexes, but Alexa tags out to Charlotte. The fans “WOO~” again and Kiana talks more trash. Charlotte slips around her, Kiana ELBOWS free, then whips, but Charlotte reverses!

Kiana hits buckles, but she ELBOWS back again! Kiana goes up and over Charlotte, then SUPERKICKS! Charlotte wobbles, Kiana runs, but into Charlotte’s BOOT! Tag to Alexa, and she gets a hand in the spin and DROPKICK! Giulia tags in, Alexa dodges but Giulia ROCKS Charlotte! Alexa ROCKS Giulia! Alexa ROCKS Kiana! But then Giulia SHOTGUNS Alexa! Giulia taunts Alexa, the ref keeps Charlotte back, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

The ref reprimands but Kiana backs off. Giulia wrenches Alexa’s hair to THROW her to the corner. Giulia stomps away on Alexa in the corner, the ref counts, but Giulia stops at 4. Giulia tags Kiana, Kiana stomps Alexa, then Kiana CLUBS Alexa. Alexa goes to another corner, Kiana whips corner to corner, and Alexa hits buckles hard! Kiana grins as she storms back up, and she bumps Alexa off buckles. Tag to Giulia and Giulia brings Alexa onto the ropes. Giulia hooks Alexa up in the ropes, and fishhooks the face! The ref counts, Giulia stops and sucker punches Charlotte! The ref stops Charlotte, Giulia DROPKICKS Alexa and Kiana BOOTS Alexa down!

Giulia ELBOW DROPS Alexa, covers, TWO! Giulia is already annoyed with the count, but she stomps away on Alexa. Giulia CLUBS Alexa, HEADBUTTS her, and HEADBUTTS again! Giulia bumps Alexa off buckles, tags Kiana, and Kiana brings Alexa around to kick a leg. Kiana taunts Alexa, but she sucker punches Charlotte! The fans give thumbs down, but Kiana snap suplexes! Charlotte protests, that distracts the ref! The ref is late to the cover, TWO! Kiana fireman’s carries Alexa, but Alexa fights to a sunset flip! TWO! Kiana stops Alexa, but she still reaches out! Kiana RAMS Alexa into the corner! And RAMS her again and again!

Kiana handsprings, runs back in, and she RAMS Alexa again! The ref counts, Giulia tags in, and Kiana snapmares Alexa to BOOT her! Giulia is up top, she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa survives, but Giulia HEADBUTTS her to the cover! Charlotte again distracts, another late count, TWO! Giulia is annoyed but she tags Kiana as SmackDown returns to single picture. Kiana sends Giulia in, but Alexa dodges! Giulia hits buckles, Alexa DUMPS Kiana out, and the fans fire up! Kiana hurries back in, she anchors Alexa’s foot, then she drags her back! Alexa ENZIGIRIS free, hot tag to Charlotte!

The fans fire up as The Queen RUNS Kiana over! And RUNS her over again! CHOP and CHOP for Kiana, CHOP and CHOP for Giulia! CHOP after CHOP, “WOO~” after “WOO~,” and then Charlotte CHOPS Giulia down! Charlotte runs up, Kiana dodges, but Charlotte keeps moving! WALK OVER LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Charlotte stalks Kiana to a corner. Charlotte whips, Kiana reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out. BOOT for Giulia, BOOT for Kiana, and then Charlotte goes up! CROSSBODY on Kiana! Cover, TWO! Kiana is tougher than that, but Charlotte stays focused. The fans rally up as Charlotte runs in, but into a BOOT!

Kiana runs up, but into a BOOT! Charlotte steps on Kiana to a corner, she and Giulia scrap, and Kiana YANKS her down! The fans boo but Charlotte still wrenches Kiana to a NECKBREAKER! Charlotte runs, but into a SIPNEBUSTER! Kiana shows her power, and she tags Giulia! Giulia KNEES Charlotte down! Cover, Alexa breaks it! The fans fire up but Giulia is furious! Kiana whips, Alexa reverses and TOSSES Kiana out! But Kiana trips Alexa! Giulia has Charlotte, Charlotte shoves free, but Giulia BOOTS her! And KICKS her! And KICKS her again! Charlotte snarls, she ducks the buzzsaw!

Charlotte shoves and ROCKS Giulia! Charlotte runs, but Giulia follows to HEADBUTT! Giulia runs, but into a BOOT! Charlotte has Giulia but Kiana tags in! Charlotte runs, Kiana KNEES her first! But Alexa tags in! Kiana runs, but into the clinch! TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, Charlexa wins!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall

Bliss proved she does have Charlotte’s back! But then Nia & Lash attack after all! They BLAST Giulia, DECK Alexa, and HEADBUTT Charlotte! And HEADBUTT her again! Nia POSTS Charlotte while the fans boo! Nia & Lash soak up the heat, but Giulia is back up! Kiana says hold on, hold on, they’re good. Giuila says she is NOT good, she wants after Nia! Miss Management has her client back off, if just for now. Will the Beautiful Madness make sure no one disrespects her and gets away with it?

 

Solo Sikoa speaks.

“Bo. You’re absolutely right. This is just more than a lantern. I can see the millions of fireflies across the world. They are now in my possession. Your legacy is in my hands. And if you want this lantern back, I suggest you put those tag team titles on the line. But that’s just the beginning. You see, my family is going to take back all the gold. But until then… I’m going to take real, real good care of this. And he is going to be with me when I take out Damian Priest and bring back the WWE Undisputed title to the family.” Solo then blows out the lantern, but will it be lights out for the Archer of Infamy? Or will Priest be the one headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

London sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance. There’s a bit more smoke than usual, but we still get “WHOA~ OH~!” and the pyro! Cody takes a moment to take in the crowd before he goes down the ramp and to the ring. Cody then stands on the corner for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but even that seems different without the Undisputed Championship on his arm or around his waist. Cody grabs the mic, the fans cheer, and Cody takes a moment to hear them singing, “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Cody then says, “Well, that sounds a bit different. That’s okay. That’s okay.

“Because if anything, I guess it was becoming a bit… episodic. I would come out here, I would tap my fist three times, we’d all say ‘Whoa,’ I’d walk to the ring, and I’d ask you, ‘Whaddya wanna talk about?'” The fans are a bit torn there, and Cody takes a moment. The fans now sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Cody says don’t worry, they will discuss the NEW WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre. Cody never broke down why the name of his podcast is Whaddya Wanna Talk About. It was quite simple: He wasn’t just the company’s champion, he was the people’s champion. The fans are again torn, but Cody says he didn’t want the fans to be spectators, he wanted them to be teammates.

But perhaps Cody got comfortable with the episodic, with the predictable. He didn’t see all the eventualities, all the ways in which he could lose. Or, is Drew just that good? The fans agree there! Cody says he could ask himself that, or he could ask what HBK, Hogan, and Stone Cold have in common with Cody. Simple: they’re the only ones to go back-to-back in Royal Rumble wins. And only one of those names won it three times, that’s how a near impossible feat that is. And they all know Cody loves a gamble, he loves a long shot. Here in WWE, where we have the best men’s and women’s divisions, sometimes the best power you can have is self-belief.

So here and now, in a city that means a great deal to Cody, a city he wrestled in every weekend for WhatCulture Pro-Wrestling to sharpen his skills and became the American Nightmare, a city that DOES deserve a WrestleMania (the fans erupt for that!), let Cody make it official! Drew says there’s no rematch clause, good! They’ll do this the old fashioned way! Cody is officially declaring for the 2026 Men’s Royal Rumble match!! The fans love that, too! “So, London, what DO you wanna talk about?! Let’s talk about Jacob Fatu!” The fans are torn on that name, and Cody says he met Fatu backstage at APW, you know he’s a thoroughbred!

Cody saw Fatu VS Solo Sikoa, and you could tell Fatu was on the come up. Fatu is a young veteran in their industry. But as such, Cody is aware and positive that Fatu knows what a receipt means! And Fatu has the largest receipt coming from Cody! Fatu is all gas, no brakes, come down here and collect. Or Cody can find Fatu first and beat the brakes off his ass! The fans are fired up with Cody, but is this gambler going to bust even before we reach the Royal Rumble? Or will a fight with Fatu be just the momentum Cody needs to have his threepeat?

 

Backstage interview with Matt Cardona.

Cathy Kelley is with The Complete, saying he is moments away from his match with Trick Williams to qualify for the #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way. What would it mean to not only come back to the WWE but to win that title? Cardona says the way Cody lost was a shame, and Cardona was really looking forward to facing his friend for that belt. But now that it’ll be Drew McIntyre. They go way back, too. Drew’s first WWE match was with Zack Ryder. And just like Cody and Drew, Cardona left WWE to find himself, and he’s back, But while Cody and Drew are each former world champions, Cardona is not. Yet.

Cardona isn’t back just to be back, he wants his time at the top. The journey, the ups and downs, the grind, it all led back here for Cardona to be Undisputed Champion! Cardona is #AlwayZReady, but will he be able to #WhoopDatTrick? Or will the former NXT & TNA World Champion soon be headed for another top title in his young career?

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona!

SmackDown returns as Trick continues to vibe with London. Then the fans cheer as Cardona makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally and duel already. The two circle, tie up, then break. Cardona smirks, Trick flexes, and the two go again. Trick waistlocks, spins Cardona, then pie faces Cardona! Trick talks trash, but Cardona RAMS him into a corner! Trick bobs ‘n’ weaves, then he pie faces again! Trick says he runs this house, dawg! But Cardona ROCKS Trick, ROCKS him again, then fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Cardona backs off, but Trick KNEES low! Trick scoops and SLAMS, then snarls as he checks his chin.

Trick tells Cardona not to mess with him! Trick RUNS Cardona over! The fans are torn but Trick talks trash. Cardona rises up, he dodges the tackle, but Trick CLUBS the backdrop away. Trick pie faces, then runs, but Cardona DROPKICKS him! Then clinch and FLATLINER! Trick staggers up, Cardona LARIATS him up and out! The fans fire up with Cardona, and he builds speed to WRECK Trick with a dropkick! Cardona then aims from the apron, MISSILE DROPKICK to the floor! The fans rally up again and Cardona grits his teeth while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Cardona drags Trick up, puts him in the ring, but Trick bails back out. Cardona goes to the ropes, and he drags Trick up by his hair! But Trick trips Cardona up! Trick drags Cardona out to THROW him into barriers! Trick talks trash, then FLAPJACKS Cardona off the apron! Trick fires up, then he brings Cardona up to put him in the ring. Cardona goes to a corner, Trick storms up on him, and he ROCKS Cardona. The ref reprimands, but Trick CHOPS Cardona. Then ROCKS him again! Trick hears the fans cheer and jeer, and he talks some smack on them now. Trick UPPERCUTS Cardona and Cardona slumps against ropes.

Trick whips Cardona, FLAPJACKS again, then kips up! Trick says he runs this house, then he storms up on Cardona at the ropes. Trick CHOKES Cardona, the ref counts, but Trick stops at 4. Cardona coughs and goes to a corner, Trick digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Trick stops at 4, snarls, then he whips Cardona corner to corner! Then a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Trick keeps Cardona down with a chinlock, but the fans rally while Cardona endures. Cardona fights up, fires body shots and CHOPS, but Trick LEG LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Trick rains down forearms and Cardona can barely guard!

Trick drags Cardona back into the chinlock and he squeezes tight. The fans rally as Cardona endures again, and Cardona fights up. JAWBREAKAER! Trick rebounds, but Cardona dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! Trick pushes Cardona back, Cardona avoids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cardona wobbles, but he comes back to BOOT Trick! Trick comes back, but Cardona catches the leg lariat to SAIDO! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Trick crawls, Cardona rises, and the fans duel. Trick is in a corner, Cardona runs up, forearm SMASH! Cardona fires shots, soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes side to side for the BROSKI BOOT!

Cardona then ZIGZAGS! Shoutout to his pal, Nic Nemeth, then covers, TWO! Trick survives but Cardona underhooks him! Trick fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Cardona sunset flips it to high stack! TWO!! Trick escapes, runs up, but the splash misses! Trick slumps down, Cardona goes for another, but Trick avoids the boot! Trick wags his finger, but then Cardona just WRECKS him with another dropkick! Cardona hurries to fetch Trick into the ring while the fans still duel. Trick runs back up, SLINGSHOTS Cardona into the ring, then TRICK KICK! Cover, TWO!! Cardona survives but Trick gets the arm.

The fans rally up, Trick cartwheels to RIPCORD, and BOOK- DDT!! Cardona turns things around, goes to the corner, and he runs up, ROUGH- NO, Trick pops free! Trick runs up, but into KNEES! Cardona goes up, lines up the shot, but Trick avoids another one! Both men run, and Trick POUNCES Cardona?! The fans fire up and Trick takes aim again! Cardona staggers up, TRICK SHOT!! Cover, Trick wins!

Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

A hard fought match for the first-time-ever, and Mr. Whoop Dat punches his ticket to Montreal! Will Trick soon win his first Saturday Night’s Main Event to- “Hey, Kit. Are you there?” The fans fire up for Mr. Masculinity Detox! Kit steps past Trick and Cardona, to then BLINDSIDE Cardona! The fans boo as Kit sends Cardona into the steel steps! Kit says, “TOXIC! TOXIC! TOXIC!” London goes back to cheering as the song continues, but will Kit make himself the topic no matter where he goes?

 

Backstage interview with Damian Priest.

Cathy Kelley is now with the Archer of Infamy, and brings up his chance at Drew McIntyre and the Undisputed Championship. But that means going through Solo Sikoa first. How do you prepare for such an opportunity? Priest says he could go on and on about Drew, there’s a lot of history there. He won’t get ahead of himself, tonight is about Solo. Facing Solo 1v1 isn’t an issue. But is it going to be 1v1? Priest doesn’t think so. But Priest will remind us that in London, he became Senor Money in the Bank. So tonight, Solo, MFT, if Priest has to do 1vALL again, he’ll do it. Priest has to get past this and get at Drew. So tonight, it’s whatever it takes.

Priest heads out, will he make sure no one stops him on his path back to the top? Or will Solo use The Outlaw as an example to all of the WWE Universe?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Kit is still in the ring with a mic,. “You all know that I’m right! You know there’s a problem! And I’m the solution. So I will say it again. I will let the whole world know. you all need reassurance, you all need leadership. you all need ME!” The fans cheer that, but then FATU slips in behind Kit! Kit says he is the tonic to the toxic masculinity, he is KIT! WIL-SON! But he turns around into a SUPERKICK! The Samoan Werewolf is raging, the fans are torn, but Fatu dares Cody and/or Drew to show up! SENTON on Kit, then a MIGHTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Kit flounders away, the fans are still torn, but now Fatu grabs a mic.

“YADADA MEAN!?” The fans cheer that! Fatu tells Cody, “You got something to say about me?! You have something to say TO me? Well check this out! Bring your punk ass out here right now!” Fatu throws off his vest, and Cody makes his entrance again! Cody is in his tracksuit but that comes off pretty quick, too! The American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf start throwing hands and the fans fire up! Cody hammers away in the corner, but Fatu RAMS him into another corner! Security rushes out here but fans boo! “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Aldis hurries out here, and he wants them both to stop!

The fans cheer as Cody breaks free! Cody CLOBBERS Fatu, everyone falls over, and SmackDown goes back to break! What must Aldis do to restore order?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Now set for Saturday Night’s Main Event, it will be Cody Rhodes VS Jacob Fatu! Will Montreal survive the American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf tearing it up?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT!

The Archer of Infamy and the would-be Tribal Chief have said their piece, and now they must back those words up with actions. Will Priest defy the odds as Solo isn’t solo out here? Or will Solo, waving the Wyatt lantern as he walks out here, lead by example for his family?

The bell rings and Solo circles with Priest. They tie up, Solo headlocks, and Solo talks trash. Priest powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Priest rebounds to RAM Solo! Solo staggers, but he and Priest reset. They tie up, but Solo kicks low! And HEADBUTTS! Solo ROCKS Priest, whips him to ropes, but Priest reverses to BACK ELBOW! Priest mule kicks Solo, reels him in, but Solo fights the lift. Solo UPPERCUTS, but Priest SUPERKICKS! Solo tumbles out, MFT is there to check on him, but Priest pursues. The fans fire up as Priest runs up, but MFT stands in the way! The fans boo, the ref tells MFT tos tay back, and Priest goes back tot he apron.

Solo runs up,b ut Priest dodges! Solo still avoids the roundhouse and he BOOTS Priest down! The ref wants Solo to back off, but now MFT mugs Priest! The fans boo, JC Mateo pretends to be shocked, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Solo goes out to fetch Priest, SMACK him off the desk, and put him in the ring. Solo soaks up heat, HEADBUTTS Priest down, then HEADBUTTS him again and again! Solo stalks Priest to ropes, kicks him out, then pursues. MFT backs up so Solo can SMACK Priest off the desk again! Solo soaks up more heat, winds up, but Priest clinches! FLATLINER on the desk! The ring count is climbing but Priest puts Solo in at 5 of 10. Priest then winds up to UPPERCUT! Solo wobbles, Priest powers up the arm, and he runs to COME- NO, Solo ducks, shoves, and SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Priest survives and Solo frowns.

Solo motions that he’s gonna be champion, and he rains down fists in the corner. The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, and he soaks up more heat. Solo runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Priest sputters in the corner, Solo soaks up more heat, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Solo aims again, he runs back in, and HIP ATTACKS! Priest sputters again and the fans duel. Solo smirks as he goes corner to corner again, and mocks Jey Uso with the “Run it back” motion. Solo runs back in, but Priest is up! WHEEL KICK! Priest hits that just in time, and JC shields the imaginary eyes of the lantern from that collision.

Solo and Priest go back to corners while the fans rally up. Priest huffs ‘n’ puffs and fires up! Priest and Solo stare down, run up, and they RAM shoulders! Then they fire haymakers back and forth! The fans duel, Priest KICKS, Solo ROCKS, and the hands keep firing off! Solo gets the edge, but Priest avoids the last shot to BELL CLAP! Then he KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! ROLLING ELBOW! Priest then winds up again, but Solo HEADBUTTS! Priest ROUNDHOUSES! Solo rebounds to SUPERKICK! Priest staggers, but he SPIN KICKS! Solo stays up, Priest SPIN KICKS again! Solo rebounds, Priest ducks ‘n’ dodges, then LEAPING LARIATS!

The fans fire up with Priest while Solo goes to a corner. Priest runs up, BACK ELBOW! Priest keeps moving, but Solo fireman’s carries! Priest slips free, ELEVATED FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, MFT coaches Solo, but Priest goes to the corner. Priest climbs up, but Solo distracts the ref. Talla reaches out to trip Priest up! The fans boo but the ref wonders what happened. The ref puts two and two together, and he EJECTS Talla! The fans cheer, Talla is mad, but Solo hurries up after Priest! Fireman’s carry, but Priest slips free! Priest has the crucifix! RAZOR’S EDGE on Solo! Cover, TWO!! Solo survives and MFT is relieved.

Priest sighs but he just brings down the straps. The fans fire up as Priest aims, but Tama Tonga distracts! The fans boo, but Loa gets on the apron! Priest runs Loa off, but Solo prepares his own right hand! Priest avoids the spike, COMEBACK- SPINNING SOLO!! Solo goes up the corner, FLYING SOLO!! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Priest survives, but Solo- OH NO! The Wyatts are here!! The lights go out, the fans go nuts, and when the lights are back, the Wyatts are BEHIND MFT! JC, Loa and Tama turn around, and then Howdy, Gacy & Lumis JUMP on them! The fans fire up as the factions fight all around ringside, Nikki Cross cheering her brothers on!

Things spill out into the crowd, Howdy RAMS JC into the post, then TOSSES JC into security staff! Howdy sees the lantern, but Solo CLOBBERS Howdy first! The fans boo, but Solo brings the lantern to the ring. The ref reprimands, Solo sets the lantern down, but Priest guzels! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!!

Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

Solo’s obsession with tearing down the Wyatt legacy just cost him his own chance at glory! Saturday Night’s Main Event is now wepa, but will The Archer of Infamy hit the mark in Montreal? Meanwhile, Howdy laughs as he takes the lantern back. But TALLA is back! And he BOOTS Howdy down! The fans boo but Talla takes the lantern back for MFT. Will the Wyatts have no choice but to put those titles on the line in exchange?

 

Sami Zayn heads for gorilla.

And on the way, he crosses paths with Drew McIntyre. Drew tells Sami that he heard what Sami said last week. Sami hoped that Drew would win, but thought Cody would? Well, lucky Sami isn’t a betting man, or he’d lose big, as usual. Sami says he meant what he said, a part of him did want Drew to win, and that part of him is happy Drew did win. Because now, Sami is going to go to war with Ilja Dragunov, and win. Then next week, in Sami’s hometown of Montreal, Sami will become #1 contender. And then at the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia, they’ll see each other again.

Oh, really inspiring, Sami, but here’s the truth: Drew has beaten Sami ELEVEN times, Sami has beaten Drew ZERO times. And if Sami does happen to make it to the Rumble, absolutely nothing changes. Sami says, “We’ll see.” Sami continues on, will he be able to defeat the Mad Russian and head home to Montreal? Or will he fall short of his world championship dreams yet again?

 

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS ???

Speaking of championship dreams, it is another opportunity for someone, anyone, to step up to H1M! Who will go for gold in London? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns, London cheers on “MEL~O! MEL~O!” But who is answering the call? It’s TNA X-Division Champion and the star of Bradford, England, LEON SLATER! The fans fire up for their guy, but will the Youngest In Charge soon be a double champion? The introductions are made, the US title is raised, and we see who hits the game winner!

The bell rings and the two run up! They tie up, go around, and Melo headlocks. Melo hits the headlock takeover, Leon headscissors, Melo kips free. Roles reverse as Leon hits the headlock takeover for Melo to headscissor. Leon kips free, Melo turns things back around with another headlock, but Leon powers up and puts Melo in the corner. The ref counts, Leon backs off, and the fans applaud as Leon whips. Melo reverses, Leon goes up and over, but Melo turns hip toss into hip toss and lateral press! TWO and Leon has the ghost pin! TWO, Leon stands, dodges Melo, but Melo blocks! Melo dodges, then hits the FADE AWAY JUMPER!

The fans fire up as Melo then brings Leon up. Melo CHOPS, ROCKS, and CHOPS again. Leon ROCKS Melo back! The fans rally up as Leon runs to CHOP Melo in the corner! Leon shakes out his hand, that’s how hard he hit Melo! But Melo kicks Leon, CHOPS again, and the fans fire up. Melo whips, Leon reverses, but Melo rolls off the back. But Melo’s leg jams! Leon hesitates, but Melo says bring it. Leon runs up, Melo dodges to waistlock, but Leon bucks the O’Conner! Melo blocks one kick, ducks the enzigiri, but that REWIND HEEL hits! The fans fire up, Leon whips but Melo reverses, only for Leon to handspring back elbow!

Melo bails out, Leon aims, PLANCHA! Down goes Melo and the fans fire up! Leon puts Melo in, he goes up the corner, and Melo hobbles up into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Melo is still in this, but the fans sing, “Leon Slater, DOO DOO DOODOO!” Leon is feeling it, Melo applauds, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Leon and Melo circle, though that bad leg is still a problem. Melo shakes it out, he and Leon go again, and Melo waistlocks. Leon switches, they go to the mat, and Leon body scissors for a GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and Melo is up! Leon hurries after him, but Melo ELBOWS Leon away. Melo reels Leon in, suplexes, then floats to a cover, TWO! Melo takes his kneepad down to check his knee, and Leon crawls to ropes while the fans rally up. Melo stalks Leon, has him in a corner, and he climbs up. Melo rains down fists, gives a little forearm grind instead of the six-seven, then he snapmares Leon. But Leon’s right up to CHOP!

Melo flops to the apron, Leon brings him up, but Melo RAMS Leon! Melo hobbles but runs, only for Leon to blow past him! Melo hurdles, ducks, and then DROPKICKS! But even that wasn’t the best, and he shakes the leg out. Leon slowly rises, the fans rally more, and both men stand. Melo hobbles over to Leon, brings him up, and reels him in again. Leon fights the suplex, Melo still tries, but Leon pops free! Leon shoves and DROPKICKS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo is toughing it out but Leon still has the fans behind him. Leon stands Melo up, whips him to ropes, but Melo reveres. Leon handsprings, but Melo dodges!

Leon avoids the Jumper again, then he follows Melo! INVERTED SPANISH FLY! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as SmackDown returns to single picture and both men slowly rise. Melo is up first, he gets Leon to his feet, and he CHOPS! Leon snarls and he CHOPS again! Leon then brings Melo up, but Melo ROCKS Leon! Leon staggers, comes back, and he ROCKS Melo! Melo CHOPS, whips, but Leon reverses to BOOT! Melo is at the ropes, but he avoids the sweep! LA MYSTICA! And then the suplex, LAYUP CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Leon survives and the fans rally up while Melo grits his teeth.

Melo waits on Leon to rise up, then he storms up in the corner. Melo whips, Leon stops himself, and he stops the First 48! Melo fights the crab, reels Leon in, TWO! But then Leon LEG LARIATS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo survives the sudden turnaround but Leon stays cool. Leon drags Melo to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Melo goes to the apron. Leon just adjusts, then leaps, but Melo dodges! Melo CHOPS Leon, but Leon fireman’s carries! Melo slips free, the leg jams, and Leon avoids the shoulder! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP in the ropes! Leon then goes back to the corner, springboards, but Melo slips around! Sunset flip, TWO!

Leon sits on the cover, TWO! Melo has it, TWO! Leon has it, TWO! ONE! ONE! And repeat! both men stand, the fans fi reup, and Leon SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans fire up again! Then Melo SUPERKICKS! Leon goes to the corner, Melo runs up, but Leon puts him on the apron. Melo’s leg jams again! Leon just builds speed corner to corner! Leon FLIES over the post!! Down goes Melo and the fans are thunderous! Leon puts Melo in fast, goes up the corner, and the fans are on his side! SWANTON- NO, Melo moves and Leon FLOPS! Melo hits the FIRST 48! Cover, TWO!! Leon survives and the fans fire up again!

Melo is frustrated, his leg is hurting, but he elbows Leon off him. “This is Awesome!” as Melo goes back up the corner. Leon hurries to anchor a foot, but Melo CLUBS away on Leon. Leon UPPERCUTS Melo, then climbs back up. Leon and Melo fight for control up there, and they’re on the very top! Melo hits a SUPER LAYUP CUTTER!! Cover, MELO WINS!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)

A standing ovation as two young icons just put on an instant classic, and Melo gives respect to Leon. This was the first time they’ve fought, will there be many more in the years to come?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura watches this backsatge.

But then Tama Tonga calls him out. Tama says Nakamura is looking at the US title, but the next chance doesn’t belong to him. Nakamura took his shot, and he blew it. Once MFT takes the tag titles, that US Championship is Tama’s. Nakamura and Tama do go way back, so this is Nakamura’s one and only warning: Stay out of Tama’s way. Nakamura tells Tama in Japanese that he knows their history, but he warns Tama in return that he better be ready to fight for what he wants. Will the Good Bad Guy bring the US title to MFT? Or will the King of Strong Style get another chance?

 

Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae walk ‘n’ talk backstage.

Johnny Wrestling looks at the Axiom mask he stole and he still can’t believe “those dorks” fell for it last week. Who even wears turtlenecks? But Axiom steps in and says he’ll be the better man. He wants to save Gargano from a beating, so just hand the mask over. Oh, Gargano doesn’t have the mask. He hands it to Candice, she hurries off, and Axiom tells Gargano to grow up. Gargano says if Axiom will excuse them, they’re gonna do married people things. Laters. Wait, another Axiom? This one DECKS Gargano, and surprise! It was Frazer! Oh, another surprise is that Frazer talked with Aldis. Next week, it is Gargano VS Frazer, 1v1.

And after Frazer beats Gargano, his amigo will do the same and take that mask back. So enjoy it while you still can. Fraxiom high-fives and heads out, will they get their revenge on Gargano one way or another?

 

Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre!

The Juggernaut chose SmackDown because of all the names she’d love to beat down. She already handled “Slaygent A,” will she bring down The Hot Mess next? Or will even she have to pledge her allegiance to Chelsea Green?

SmackDown returns and Jade Cargill is ringside to watch this. The Storm has put Chelsea and Jordynne on notice, will her presence do that tonight? Jordynne makes her entrance now, and the bell rings. Chelsea runs up to tie up with Grace, but she SHOVES Cheslea away! Chelsea gets up to SLAP Grace, and SLAP and SLAP again! Grace just brushes those off, then SLAPS back! Chelsea wobbles, Grace whips her, and then SPINEBUSTER! Grace hauls Chelsea up, reels her in, and the fans rally as Grace claps using chelsea’s back. Grace hits a stalling suplex, then she SLAMS Chelsea down! The fans cheer, Grace covers, TWO!

Grace clamps onto Chelsea, fireman’s carries, but Chelsea slips free to RAM her into buckles! Chelsea salutes, BOOTS Grace into the corner, then Alba SUPERKICKS Grace behind the ref’s back! Chelsea runs, slides, and THROWS Grace down! Cover, ONE!! Chelsea is furious already, and she drags Grace up. Chelsea whips Grace to the corner, salutes again, and the fans are torn as she runs in. Grace slips around to RAM Chelsea into buckles! ANd again, and again! Backslide, roll through, and short arm LARIAT! Short arm LARIAT! And- NO, Chelsea slips aroudn to waistlock. Grace ELBOWS free, then she ROCKS Cheslea!

Grace ELBOWS, LARIATS, then roars! the fans fire up and Grace runs in, but she blocks a boto firsT! Then a wrench and MUFFLER PLEX! Grace shouts fo rChelsea to ger up. Chelase stands, Grace fireman’s carries, DIRECT EFFECT! Jackknife bridge, Grace wins!

Winner: Jordynne Grace, by pinfall

A new move for her new win streak, but Jade just golf claps Grace’s win. Grace grabs a mic, and she says, “Hey, champ. I’m glad that you came out here tonight to watch me. It’s extremely important that you know exactlly waht’s coming fo ryou.” The fans are torn, but Grace says if watching was just enough, that’s fine. But if Jade’s tired of babysitting that title, then step into the ring right here, right now! The fans fire up as Jade stands up! Jade goes to the ring and says Grace msut be stupid. But then Chelsea runs up! Grace dodges, Cheslea BLASTS Jade!! Chelsea is shocked, but also dazed, and Grace picks up the belt.

Grace smiles as she holds up THE WWE Women’s Championship, before she throws it back to Jade. Jade says, “Bet!” When and where will these forces of nature battle it out?

 

Backstage interview with Trick Williams.

Cathy congratulates him on his win tonight, and says he didn’t just ease his way onto SmackDown, he jumped into the deep end. What does this mean to him that he is headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event for a #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way? Trick says let this be a warning: he is putting all of SmackDown on notice! All you bums, bobbleheads and bootlickers, know that Trick is that dawg! Trick looks like money, he feels like money, because Trick IS money. And he wants a special shoutout to Randy Orton and Damian Priest! Congrats, you have a match with the future of this business, let’s talk about it! And hold on. He might be Whoop Dat Trick, but on Saturday, he whoops dat ass.

Cathy says yes, she was going to add- Oh, Priest steps in. Trick is the guy who does a lot of talking. Priest doesn’t. You already know what’s up on SNME. But Trick’s free on Friday, right? So is Priest. And Priest is ready to whoop dat Trick. Priest heads out, will he have quite the appetizer with Trick when SmackDown arrives in Montreal?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov!

We saw these two battle over the United States Championship, and #BigMatchSami lost the title to the returning Mad Russian Dragon. But now, they fight for a much bigger prize on this Road to WrestleMania! Will Sami make up for that loss and join that Fatal 4 Way? Or will Ilja continue to rise up the ranks and be one match away from taking over the world?

SmackDown returns as Sami makes his entrance. The fans sing along with the song and Sami high-fives the front row along the ramp. The bell rings and the fans fire up as Sami and Ilja stare down. They step up, and they start firing forearms! The fans rally up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Sami fires a flurry, but then Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then SPIN CHOP! CHOP to the leg! BOOT! Ilja runs, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire up while Ilja goes to ropes and Sami catches his breath. Sami storms up on Ilja to CHOP! Ilja just eggs him on! Sami CHOPS, fire more forearms, then stops as the ref counts.

Ilja KNEES low, fires more forearms, then whips. Sami reverses, Ilja reverses back, but Sami goes up and over! Sami runs up, Ilja BOOTS him, then JUMP KICKS! The fans fire up with Ilja, and he stands Sami up to bump him off buckles. Ilja CHOPS, then runs corner to corner. Ilja KNEES low, keeps moving, and he BOOT WASHES! Ilja snapmares Sami down, then hops up, KING KONG KNEE DROP! The fans fire up and Ilja goes up again! KING KONIG- NO, Sami dodges! Sami then kicks Iljia and suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Ilja is still fighting and the fans rally back up.

Sami stands Ilja up to CHOP! Ilja goes to a corner, Sami ROCKS him, and the fans cheer. Sami ROCKS Ilja again, has him in a corner, and CHOPS! Sami reels Ilja in, whips him to ropes, but Ilja KNEES Sami! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on and he talks some smack while the fans rally. Sami stands, switches, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja headlocks in return as Sami stands him back up. Ilja then pries the waistlock open, switches, but Sami switches. They switch and switch and switch, then Ilja SNAP GERMANS! The fans cheer, Ilja goes back to the corner, and Ilja rises up, only for Sami to CHOP!

The fans cheer and sing for “Sami, Sami Zayn~!” but Ilja fires body shots. Sami CLUBS Ilja again and again, then goes up to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and the fans cheer again while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Sami and Ilja both stir, and Sami crawls over to Ilja. Sami brings Ilja up with a facelock, but Ilja wrenches out to waistlock. Sami fights the lift, but Ilja CLUBS him and HAMMERS him, then pump handles for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Sami survives, but Ilja SLIDING FOREARMS in the back! Ilja ELBOWS and CLUBS Sami again and again, then stalks him to ropes. The fans rally up, and Ilja stomps Sami at the ropes. The ref counts, Ilja BOOTS Sami, then SLAPS him! Sami sputters, but he comes back to SLAP Ilja! Ilja and Sami make it a SLAP fight, then Sami fires haymakers! DDT! Cover, TWO! Ilja stays in this, but Sami stays cool.

Sami checks his teeth, they’re all there. Sami stands, Ilja crawls to ropes, but it’s Ilja who eggs Sami on! Sami stomps a mudhole into Ilja at the ropes! The ref counts, Sami stops at 4, but the fans rally up again. Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and brings Ilja around. Sami goes for the corner but Ilja wants the leg! Ilja eggs Sami on, Sami HAMMERS Ilja down! Sami busts Ilja’s eyebrow open! Ilja sputters, Sami goes to the apron, and the fans rally up again. SmackDown returns to single picture as Sami rises, but Ilja SLAPS him! Ilja SLAPS again, climbs up, and he fires up again! The fans are with Ilja on that, but Sami gets some shots to the chin!

Sami CLUBS Ilja, then adjusts position, SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives and the fans fire up again! Sami is beside himself, but he hurries to get after Ilja at the ropes. Sami drags Ilja up, around, but Ilja stops the Blue Thunder with elbows! Ilja runs, but Sami reels him back in! Ilja slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, CONSTANTINE SPECIAL! The fans fire up while both men flounder! Ilja goes to a corner, goes up top, and he aims to go COAST2COAST! Sami falls, Ilja covers, TWO!! Sami survives and now Ilja is stunned! The fans rally again while Sami is down. Ilja winds up, H-BOMB- BOOT!!

The fans fire up as Sami counters the falling forearm! Both men stagger to their feet, then Sami clinches! But Ilja fights off the exploder! Sami ROCKS Ilja, Ilja springs up to ENZIGIRI! Ilja has Sami in the corner, he runs corner to corner and LARIATS! Ilja runs corne rto ocrner again, another LARIAT! Ilja goes for a third, but he ducks Sami’s Helluva Kick! Ilja knew that trick and Sami crashes into buckle! They both go to the apron, and Ilja fireman’s carries. Sami fights free, HEADBUTTS Ilja, and Ilja staggers back. But then TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Both men fall to the floor! The fans rally while the ring count climbs!

Ilja rises at 5 of 10, rolls in at 7, and Sami sputters at 8. Sami rises at 9, and leaps in at 9.99! But Ilja is on him! POWERBOMB! Ilja goes up, up, and SUPER SENTONS but onto KNEES! Not the cleanest counter, but Sami clinches Ilja! BUCKLE EXPLODER! The fans fire up with Sami, he runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!

Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

And with that, our #1 contender’s Fatal 4 is set! Orton, Trick, Priest, and Sami! But then Trick CLOBBERS Sami from behind! The fans boo but Trick lets his hair down and goes wild! Trick aims again, TRICK SHOT!! Sami is down, Trick stands over him, and he soaks up all that heat. But will Trick be able to whoop three decorated superstars at once? Or will Sami’s journey to the top finally be fulfilled in Montreal?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for SmackDown, a lot of action that also helped in the various story builds. Drew McIntyre had a great opening promo, but they also segued really well into Orton VS Miz as the opener. We also got a very good promo from Cody, and of course he wants to threepeat at the Royal Rumble. It was wild for Kit Wilson to go after Matt Cardona to give Fatu an opening to attack and then call out Cody in return. Very good brawl from Fatu and Cody, and Cody VS Fatu for Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be great. If Drew didn’t do the attack, will Cody win against Fatu and reveal it was him all along?

Good promo from Charlexa with Nia & Lash, and then a very good tag match. Good win for Charlexa, but at least Giulia and Kiana got a bit better of a showing. But of course Lash & Nia attacked after, and now all three teams have beef. With Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez as contenders from Raw, we’ll definitely get separate contenders for SmackDown now to parallel. Then it’ll be about Rhea & Iyo trying to survive both challenges, perhaps to build up the go-home week to Royal Rumble. If Liv & Roxie actually win, then the SmackDown team stands no chance, no matter who it is, because Liv & Roxie wouldn’t be transitional champions.

Very good stuff from Grace, Chelsea, and Jade, and I wonder if they’d give us a Triple Threat of Jade VS Grace VS Chelsea. Chelsea would definitely be the one to take the loss to keep both Jade and Grace strong, regardless of who wins. But at the same time, we’d still need a proper 1v1 of Jade VS Grace for the title to settle the feud. Good promo with Fraxiom getting payback on Gargano and setting up Frazer VS Gargano and Axiom VS Gargano. Absolutely awesome US Championship from Melo VS Leon, I did not think they’d go that hard, but it was greatly appreciated. Melo selling bad leg is definitely foreshadowing how he eventually loses that title, though it might not be for some time.

And of course, great stuff in all four SNME qualifier matches, even with all the results being how I expected. As I said last week, a shame that Cardona had to lose here, but Trick is getting on a roll already. Orton VS Miz was a great opening, and Sami VS Ilja was an awesome main event. Trick going after Sami kinda foreshadows Sami winning out in the end, as Sami VS Drew is definitely a great choice for the Royal Rumble, too. It really is a story of “Something’s gotta give.” Drew pointed out the 11-0 record between him and Sami, but Drew has/wants to make it through his first title defense, it could come down to Drew using shenanigans like he did to dethrone Cody.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26

TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?

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AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.

Ratings:

  • Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
  • TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him. 

Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4

The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.

Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.

Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening.  If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far. 

20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent. 

I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.

WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage. 

TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand

The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.

This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.

Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold. 

Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.

TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana

Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.

Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.

Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!

Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!

Overall Score: 2.5/10

This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.

Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.

This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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