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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 30 Results & Report! (9/27/20)

A Block, Round 3! FIGHT!

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NJPW G1 Climax 30

Can anyone pull off a hattrick in the G1?

NJPW arrives in Kobe World Hall to begin the third round of G1 Climax 30! Who will still be leading A Block? And who will fall behind?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • A Block – Taichi VS Yujiro Takahashi; Taichi wins.
  • A Block – Jeff Cobb VS Minoru Suzuki; Suzuki wins.
  • A Block – Kota Ibushi VS Tomohiro Ishii; Ibushi wins.
  • A Block – Will Ospreay VS Shingo Takagi; Takagi wins.
  • A Block – Jay White w/ Gedo VS Kazuchika Okada; White wins.

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Here are the current A Block standings!

Will Ospreay: 2-0, 4 points
Taichi: 2-0, 4 points
Jay White: 2-0, 4 points
Minoru Suzuki: 1-1, 2 points
Kota Ibushi: 1-1, 2 points
Kazuchika Okada: 1-1, 2 points
Jeff Cobb: 1-1, 2 points
Yujiro Takahashi: 0-2, 0 points
Shingo Takagi: 0-2, 0 points
Tomohiro Ishii: 0-2, 0 points

 

A Block – Taichi VS Yujiro Takahashi!

The Sliest Wrestler in the World shocked us all, and no more so than Minoru Suzuki! But will he be ready for a wrestler almost as sly in the Tokyo Pimp?

Yujiro gets the jump on Taichi by attacking right after Taichi’s introduction! Yujiro uses the Tokyo Pimp cane to jam and choke Taichi! The ref rings the bell to get this on the record, and Yujiro lets up. Yujiro stomps Taichi, kicks him to a corner and then drags him up. Yujiro bumps Taichi off buckles, stomps him at the ropes, but lets up as the ref counts. Fans cheer as Taichi finally gets the jacket and knapsack off, but Yujiro snapmares to basement boot Taichi down. Taichi bails out and leans on the railing. Taichi wants time to recover but Yujiro goes out to pursue. Taichi goes around the way, the ref tells them to get in the ring, but Yujiro still chases Taichi. Yujiro argues with the ref, Taichi gets the ring hammer to CLUB Yujiro with!

The ref tries to take the hammer from Taichi but Taichi pushes him away. Taichi chokes Yujiro with the hammer but the ref counts. Taichi lets go at 3 and the hammer is confiscated. The ref tells them to get this back in the ring, but Taichi bumps Yujiro off the post! And then uses camera wires to choke Yujiro! The ref counts, Taichi only lets go with one hand! The ref counts again but Taichi just does the same trick. The ref counts and Taichi finally lets go and fans cheer while Yujiro breathes again. Taichi drags Yujiro up and puts him in the ring, covers, TWO! Taichi chokes Yujiro with his hands! The ref counts, Taichi stops and paces about. Taichi comes back, to choke Yujiro! The ref counts, Taichi stops and Yujiro sputters for air. Taichi snapmares and KICKS Yujiro in the back!

Yujiro spasms and writhes while fans cheer. Taichi toys with Yujiro and eggs him on. Yujiro gets up as Taichi pushes him around and kicks at him. Taichi kicks and slaps Yujiro and dares him to do something. Yujiro gest up, Taichi pushes him, so Yujiro kicks and throws Taichi out! Yujiro goes out, Taichi kicks and whips him to railing! But Yujiro comes back to boot Taichi! And whips Taichi into railing! Taichi staggers into Yujiro’s inverted DDT! Fans cheer as Yujiro fires up and gives the trash talking back. Yujiro puts Taichi in as fans rally. Taichi gets to a corner, Yujiro runs in, and BOOTS! Yujiro runs but Taichi boots, only for Yujiro to block. Yujiro trips Taichi, hits a basement dropkick, then a FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Yujiro is annoyed but he keeps his focus as he drags Taichi up. Yujiro fireman’s carries, Taichi rakes eyes to fight out! The ref reprimands but the damage is done. Taichi is in the corner, Yujiro runs in but Taichi boots him. Yujiro comes back, Taichi dodges and enziguris him down! Both men are on the mat but fans build to a rally. Taichi sits up, kicks but Yujiro ducks it. Yujiro still walks into a mule kick, then BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO! Taichi brings Yujiro back up and in, thumbs down! Gut wrench lift but Yujiro blocks the bomb! And he BITES a hand! No one learns! Taichi rakes eyes to get Yujiro back! The ref counts on both men, and both men finally stop! Taichi boots but Yujiro boots back. Taichi boots, Yujiro boots again!

Yujiro eggs Taichi on, blocks the boot and throws forearms! Yujiro eggs Taichi on again, so Taichi winds up. Yujiro DECKS him first! Yujiro winds up and runs, but Taichi boots the clothesline away. Yujiro ducks and runs to LARIAT! Fans fire up as Yujiro drags Taichi back up. Taichi breaks free but Yujiro ducks the gamangiri to INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Taichi survives Yujiro’s take on the Olympic Slam but Yujiro sits Taichi up. Taichi denies Pimp Juice to DANGEROUS SAIDO! Both men are down and fans rally up. Taichi sits up first and fires himself up. Yujiro rises, Taichi runs, AX BOMBER! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but Taichi takes off the pants!

Taichi aims from the corner, Yujiro staggers over, but he blocks the superkick! Yujiro gets the fireman’s carry and MIAMI SHINE! Cover, TWO!! Taichi survives and Yujiro is furious! Fans rally as Yujiro drags Taichi back up. Yujiro talks trash before reeling Taichi in, but still no Pimp Juice! Taichi blocks the boot, shoves the ref aside and LOW BLOW KICKS! GEDO CLUTCH! Taichi wins!

Winner: Taichi, by pinfall; gains 2 points, Yujiro earns 0

The Sliest Wrestler would not be outdone! He goes 3-0, Yujiro is now 0-3! The Tokyo Pimp is out of the running! Will Taichi take the block while Yujiro is left to be a spoiler at best?

 

A Block – Jeff Cobb VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Hawaiian Hulk rebounded in Round 2, but he’s up against an even angrier Man with the Worst Personality. Will the former NEVER Openweight Champion withstand the current? Or will the King of Pancrase take out his rage on Cobb and everyone else at ringside?

The bell rings and fans cheer as Cobb and Suzuki circle. They feel out the grapple, Cobb swipes at Suzuki’s foot and Suzuki stumbles away. Cobb smirks but Suzuki dares him to try while having a leg guard. Suzuki gets Cobb’s leg, trips him up, and shifts to go after arms. Cobb keeps on his stomach, manages to throw Suzuki by an arm, but Suzuki headscissors back. Cobb bridges back and moves around but Suzuki has the short arm scissor. Cobb pops out, floats over, Suzuki resists the cover so Cobb goes after his arm. Suzuki resists the wristlock so Cobb shifts to a chinlock. Suzuki moves around, rolls over, pops out the back and cranks the arm. Cobb reaches around but Suzuki grabs that arm, too.

Cobb moves around in this modified chicken wing to get up and around Suzuki. Suzuki gets the leg for a heel hook! Cobb drags himself and Suzuki, and gets the ropebreak! Suzuki lets go at the ref’s count, and then grins as he tells Cobb how close that was. Fans cheer the technical exchange and the two men reset. Suzuki and Cobb feel out this next grapple, Cobb powers Suzuki to a corner but Suzuki pulls hair. The ref calls for a clean break, Cobb and Suzuki let go, and Cobb CHOPS Suzuki! Suzuki glares at Cobb so Cobb CHOPS him again! Cobb whips Suzuki corner to corner then runs in, but Suzuki dodges the leaping elbow! Suzuki gets Cobb for a DRAPING ARMBAR! The ref counts, Suzuki lets go and drags Cobb out of the ring, to whip into railing!

Suzuki brings Cobb around the way to whip into more railing! Suzuki chokes Cobb on the rails, the ref reprimands and counts, but Suzuki stops at 3. The ref tries to get Suzuki to leave Cobb alone but Suzuki knees and stomps Cobb down. Suzuki kicks Cobb, a ring count begins but Suzuki throws haymakers. Suzuki eggs Cobb on, Cobb CHOPS and forearms back. Suzuki keeps egging him on, Cobb forearms but Suzuki DECKS him! Suzuki leaves Cobb behind as the count passes 10 of 20. The count passes 15, but Cobb gets in at 16. Suzuki is on Cobb with body shots and haymakers. Suzuki has Cobb in a corner as he punches more, then goes corner to corner for a BOOT! Cobb flounders against ropes, Suzuki brings him up to snapmare, run and Penalty Kick! Fans cheer the cocky cover, TWO!

Suzuki claps and the fans rally up. Suzuki toys with Cobb, drags him up and throws knees. Suzuki whips, Cobb reverses but Suzuki boots again! Cobb stays up so Suzuki tries a third, but Cobb dodges and clips Suzuki with a shoulder! Suzuki still falls, but he gets back up, for Cobb to run him over properly! Cobb brings Suzuki up, and rams him to the corner! Cobb rams more and more, whips Suzuki out but back into the corner for the flying elbow! Cobb then lifts Suzuki for a RUNNING BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Cobb keeps his cool as fans rally up. Cobb drags Suzuki back up, but Suzuki throws body shots and forearms! Suzuki eggs Cobb on so Cobb forearms back. Suzuki forearms, Cobb hits back. Suzuki laughs as he throws more but Cobb keeps hitting back.

They brawl, the fans clap along and things get fast and furious! Suzuki ROCKS Cobb! Cobb drops to his knees, fans fire up and Suzuki runs, into a dropkick! Cobb dares Suzuki to get up, and Cobb runs, but Suzuki follows! Suzuki gets around for the sleeper hold! He doesn’t hold on long as he spins Cobb around, but Cobb back drops out of the piledriver! Suzuki is up but Cobb LARIATS him down! Fans fire up as Cobb drags Suzuki back up. Cobb gut wrenches for a suplex! Cobb holds on, rolls and gut wrenches for a second suplex! Cobb holds on to try a third, but Suzuki pries at the arms!

Suzuki digs his elbow into Cobb’s shoulder, but Cobb picks Suzuki up, pops him in and rams him in a corner! OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Suzuki survives Cobb’s showing of strength and agility! Fans fire up as Cobb drags Suzuki up. Cobb whips Suzuki, scoops him, but Suzuki fights off the Tour with a facelock! Suzuki drags Cobb down to a sleeper hold! Suzuki spins Cobb around, GOTCH PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Suzuki wins!

Winner: Minoru Suzuki, by pinfall; gains 2 points, Cobb earns 0

The King will continue on! He makes sure commentary as well as the applauds his victory, and they obey. Suzuki scares the timekeepers away before taking his leave. Will the NEVER Openweight Champion continue on all the way to the finals?

 

A Block – Kota Ibushi VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Golden Star was slighted by the Switchblade and is now stuck in the middle of the block! But he might find himself between a rock and a hard place against the Stone Pitbull. Will Ishii break through and get on the board? Or will Ibushi’s determination to repeat keep Ishii down?

The bell rings and Ibushi stares down with Ishii. Fans rally as the two approach. They tie up, Ibushi manages to power Ishii back to ropes, and the ref calls for a break. Ibushi lets up, patting Ishii on the shoulders. Fans cheer as the two tie up again. Ishii powers Ibushi back now, they end up on ropes and again the ref calls for the break. Ishii pats Ibushi on the shoulder, but swings a chop! Ibushi gets under it, swings a kick but Ishii ducks it! Fans cheer the stand off. Ibushi and Ishii tie up, Ibushi headlocks but Ishii powers out. Ibushi boots Ishii but Ishii throws a forearm! Ishii blocks a kick, Ibushi blocks a forearm, Ishii ducks a haymaker to waistlock. Ibushi elbows but Ishii ducks it. Ishii swings a clothesline but Ibushi ducks it to waistlock.

Ibushi ducks Ishii’s elbow, Ishii blocks Ibushi’s kick and rocks Ibushi with a forearm! Ishii whips, Ibushi reverses, Ibushi ducks the clothesline but Ishii dodges the boot, only for Ibushi to ROUNDHOUSE him down! Ibushi standing moonsaults but Ishii dodges that. Ibushi lands on his feet but Ishii blocks his kick, and fans cheer the new stand off. Ibushi and Ishii take a breath and egg each other on. Fans rally up as they get forehead to forehead, and they start throwing forearms! These two are fast and furious already, Ishii ROCKS Ibushi with a series of forearms! Ishii mockingly asks what’s wrong, but Ibushi ROCKS him back! Ibushi runs but Ishii runs him over! Ishii steadies himself before bringing Ibushi back up.

Ibushi pushes him away but Ishii kicks at him. Ibushi eggs Ishii on so Ishii CHOPS! And CHOPS! Ibushi grits his teeth, Ishii CHOPS again! And again! Ishii gets in Ibushi’s face, Ibushi throws forearms but Ishii backs him down. Ishii corners Ibushi like he did Ospreay, and Ibushi throws forearms again and again. But like with Ospreay, Ishii just CHOPS Ibushi down! Ishii eggs Ibushi on with toying knees and kicks. Ibushi dares him to keep hitting him, so Ishii forearms him back down. Ishii drags Ibushi up, throws more forearms, and more kicks. Fans rally as Ibushi gets up. Ishii kicks him down again, and kicks him in the back! Ibushi just stares Ishii down so Ishii kicks him again.

Ibushi gets up to throw forearm after forearm but Ishii shakes his head. It’s not enough so Ibushi keeps throwing forearm after forearm. Ishii ROCKS Ibushi, runs, but Ibushi SNAP RANAS him down! Fans cheer as both men are down but stirring. Ibushi sits up, fans rally and Ibushi fires off a strike fest! ROUNDHOUSE knocks Ishii down, STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans rally more and Ibushi gets back up. Ibushi kicks Ishii over and over, but Ishii eggs him on. Ibushi kicks, Ishii CHOPS back! KICK, CHOP! KICK, CHOP! Faster and faster, KICK for CHOP! KICK and Ishii staggers! Ibushi KICKS him again and Ishii flops against ropes. Ibushi shows that mean streak as he kicks at Ishii at the ropes. Fans rally and Ishii grabs Ibushi by the face to throw a forearm.

Ibushi throws forearms, Ishii headbutts! Ishii whips Ibushi but Ibushi reverses, and Ishii bounces off buckles! Ibushi gets Ishii for the SPINNING POWERSLAM! Ibushi rolls to a corner, for the MOONSAULT! Ishii moves, Ibushi lands on his feet and runs in but is put on the apron. Ibushi forearms Ishii away then springboard missile dropkicks! But Ishii rolls right back up!! Ibushi turns around into Ishii’s SPINNING POWERSLAM! Fans cheer and Ibushi is up first?! Ishii runs at Ibushi, Ibushi gets around, full nelson to waistlock, SNAP GERMAN! But Ishii rolls back onto his feet, to get Ibushi for a GERMAN! But Ibushi rises! Both men block strikes, Ibushi BOOTS, Ishii runs but Ibushi dropkicks him down! Fans rally up as both men are down on the mat.

Ibushi and Ishii kick at each other on the mat, egging each other on. They sit up and start slapping each other! Ishii gets up and still slaps. Ibushi slaps from all sides, the slapping gets faster and meaner! Fans fire up as the strikes fly too fast, too furious! Ishii ROCKS Ibushi with one shot, Ibushi DECKS Ishii with the straight shot! Fans fire up again and Ibushi is back to toying with Ishii. Ibushi kicks Ishii, grabs at the wrists, but Ishii gets free to CHOP! And CHOP! He’s getting Ibushi high in the throat so the ref reprimands. Ishii pushes the ref away to corner clothesline Ibushi! Ibushi just glares at Ishii! Ishii slaps Ibushi, Ibushi STRAIGHT SHOTS again! That also got Ishii high! Ibushi ROUNDHOUSES Ishii down! And then hauls him right up, for a LAST RIDE!! Cover, TWO!!

Ibushi keeps his cool as he drags Ishii by his wrists. Ishii headbutts first! Ibushi headbutts back! Ishii ENZIGURIS! Both men are down again and the fans cheer! Ishii rises first and waits for Ibushi to stand. Ishii runs, Ibushi blocks and back kicks, but Ishii turns the huricanrana into a BOMB! High stack cover, TWO! Ishii is furious but he fires up with the fans. Ibushi rises, Ishii runs, LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Ibushi still lives! Ishii roars and fans fire back up. Ishii drags Ibushi up, reels him in and suplexes, but Ibushi fights free! Ibushi wrenches, KNEES, and now has both wrists! KAMI- NO! HEADBUTT!! Fans are thunderous as Ishii runs and SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Ibushi survives again but Ishii fires up even more!

Ishii suplexes Ibushi but Ibushi slips out. Ishii swats the roundhouse away but Ibushi PELES! Ishii wobbles, but he blocks Ibushi’s clothesline to spin Ibushi around. Ishii reels Ibushi in but Ibushi suplexes first! To STEAL the BRAIN BUSTER! Fans are thunderous again as both men are down again! The ref checks on both men, they’re okay to continue and slowly rise. Ibushi is up first, teeth grit as the fans rally behind him. Ishii rises, Ibushi runs but Ishii LARIATS! Ishii drags Ibushi back up, but Ibushi trades palm strikes again! ROUNDHOUSE!

Ibushi brings knee pads down, has the wrists and sits Ishii up, but Ishii breaks free. Ibushi still thrusts, but Ishii blocks. Ibushi forearms, hops up but Ishii pushes him off to waistlock. Ishii GERMANS, but Ibushi lands on his feet! BOMAYE!! Cover, TWO!?! Ishii survives Ibushi’s tribute to the King of Strong Style, but Ibushi keeps his focus. Ibushi grabs the wrists, sits Ishii up, but Ishii lariats! There wasn’t much to it, Ibushi KNEES Ishii again, but Ishii HEADBUTTS back! Ibushi LARIATS! Ibushi runs, V-TRIGGER!! KENYY!! KAMI-GOYE!!! Cover, Ibushi wins!!

Winner: Kota Ibushi, by pinfall; gains 2 points, Ishii earns 0

The Golden Star rebounds and breaks through the Stone Pitbull! Will Ibushi make it back to G1 Climax finals? Will Ishii be a spoiler for someone else?

Wait, wait, Ishii isn’t done fighting, at least in spirit. He keeps trying to hit Ibushi while they’re both down! Ibushi drags himself up as best he can to hit back! Young Lions get involved to separate them, and drag Ishii away. Win or lose, will Ishii and Ibushi collide again one day?

 

A Block – Will Ospreay VS Shingo Takagi!

The Aerial Assassin has yet to lose in this year’s G1, and the Dragon has yet to win! Ospreay beat Takagi in last year’s Best of the Super Juniors, can he do it again here? Or will Takagi turn the tables and be a speedbump on Ospreay’s road to the finals?

The bell rings and Ospreay is excited to have this rematch. The fans rally up because they’re excited, too, and the two tie up. Takagi holds firm as Ospreay tries to power him back. Takagi shoves Ospreay back, the two circle and tie up for a test of strength. Takagi bends Ospreay back, Ospreay comes back up to get a headlock. Takagi powers out, Ospreay bumps hsoulders but Takagi give sit back. Ospreay stays up and shows how strong he’s gotten. Takagi dares Ospreay to run so Ospreay does, and the two collide again. Takagi flexes on Ospreay to show how strong he still is! Ospreay dares Takagi to go but Takagi dares Ospreay to go. Fans rally, Takagi shoves, Ospreay shoves back.

Takagi runs, Ospreay hurdles but Takagi avoids the monkey flips. Ospreay avoids the sliding lariat, Takagi ducks the buzzsaw but Ospreay elbows out of the waistlock. Takagi whips, Ospreay handsprings but Takagi catches him for a GERMAN! Ospreay lands on his feet, springboards, OSCUT- NO! Takagi shoves Ospreay away, runs, but Ospreay swings around the clothesline! Ospreay reels Takagi in, but Takagi HURICANRANAS out of the powerbomb! Ospreay sweeps, covers, ONE! Both men swing strikes but the other blocks, Takagi ducks the hook kick and gets to a corner! Takagi makes sure he still has his hair and fans fire up after seeing that exchange!

Ospreay offers a handshake, but Takagi knows better than that. Ospreay says he’s honest, and the fans cheer. Takagi shakes Ospreay’s hand but then knees low! Takagi runs, Ospreay follows, Ospreay huricanranas Takagi out! Then Ospreay runs, handsprings and fakes Takagi out to superhero land. Takagi frowns and talks trash before searching under the ring. Takagi doesn’t find what he wants and Red Shoes tells him to get back in. Takagi takes his time still searching, then gets in. Ospreay is on him with stomps and clubbing forearms, and Kowata Kicks! Takagi is down, Ospreay brings him up for more kicks. Takagi blocks one to elbow th eleg! Takagki runs into an elbow! Basement dropkick! Takagi bails back out, Ospreay slingshots, but Takagi avoids the Plancha to kick back!

Takagi whips, Ospreay reverses and Takagi hits railing hard! Ospreay gets space, the fans rally, but Takagi pops Ospreay up for a Death Valley Driver! Both men are down and fans rally up. Takagi gets up first and kicks Ospreay while he’s down. Takagi puts Ospreay in the ring, brings him up, and fireman’s carries. Takagi hotshots Ospreay off ropes and then hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Takagi keeps his cool while he brings Ospreay back up. Takagi cranks on Ospreay’s neck, shifts to a cravat to crank on the neck more. Ospreay endures, throws body shots, but Takagi wrenches harder. Fans rally as Takagi leans all his weigh ton Ospreay. Cover, ONE, but Takagi is on Ospreay’s arm. Takagi elbows away, then drops a knee on Ospreay’s head!

Fans cheer and clap with Takagi. Takagi toys with Ospreay, Ospreay eggs Takagi on. Ospreay CHOPS, Takagi CHOPS back! Ospreay CHOPS harder! Takagi CHOPS back! Fans cheer as the CHOP fight continues! Ospreay fires off many, Takagi double ax handles! Takagi whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Both men are down but the fans fire up again. Ospreay sits up, Takagi gets to a corner. Ospreay runs in, Takagi dodges, blocks a boot but not the enziguri! Ospreay atomic drops, CHOPS and STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Ospreay goes right to the apron. Ospreay springboards, Takagi gets under and throws forearms. Takagi runs into the dropkick-flip and enziguri! Ospreay runs, Takagi elbows, JABS and LARIATS!

Fans cheer as Takagi fires up again. Takagi drags Ospreay up, Gory Especial, but Ospreay fights it off to kick away again. Takagi blocks the kick to DRAGON SCREW! Takagi spin toeholds but Ospreay kicks him away. Takagi comes back with a SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Takagi keeps cool while fans cheer. Fans rally up, Takagi shakes out the cobwebs and brings Ospreay back up. Takagi pump handles but Ospreay resists. Ospreay gets around to full nelson but Takagi powers out to elbow. Takagi ducks the hook kick, Ospreay blocks the lariat but swings into Gory Especial! Ospreay slips out of that, Takagi suplexes him, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Takagi ends up in a corner and fans fire up again!

Ospreay runs corner to corner but Takagi puts him on the apron. Ospreay forearms back then springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Takagi bails out, fans fire up and Ospreay builds speed, for the SASUKE SPECIAL! Direct hit at the ramp! The ring count begins as Ospreay catches his breath. Ospreay puts Takagi in at 10 of 20 then runs corner to corner again. Ospreay BOOTS Takagi, underhooks, lifts, but Takagi gets to ropes! Ospreay puts Takagi in a Tree of Woe and kicks him! Ospreay goes to the adjacent corner, springboards, COAST2COAST!! Takagi scrambles away from the impact while fans rally. Ospreay drags Takagi up in a dragon sleeper, Bloody Sunday! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps his focus as he goes back to the corner. Ospreay goes up top, aims and leaps, SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!

Takagi grits his teeth but Ospreay grins. Fans rally up again as Ospreay calls for his shot! Ospreay runs, springboards, but into the Gory Especial, for NOSHIGAMI! Both men are down but fans still rally up again. Takagi stalks Ospreay, drags him into a wheelbarrow and lift, but Ospreay elbows back. Takagi pump handles, for JAPON GUTBUSTER! Ospreay winces and Takagi fires up! Fans rally, Takagi runs corner to corner, BIG corner clothesline! BUt Ospreay fires back forearms! Takagi throws a forearm, whips Ospreay, but Ospreay handsprings, into a torture rack! Takagi tosses Ospreay at ropes and Ospreay bounces off the ropes! Takagi waits for Ospreay to rise, runs and PUMP- NO! Ospreay slips through, lifts, SIT-OUT BOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Takagi survives but Ospreay stays fired up with the fans! Ospreay runs, springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives but Ospreay is too tired to be frustrated! Fans rally up as Ospreay and Takagi slowly rise. Ospreay reels Takagi in, hooks the arms but Takagi blocks the lift! Takagi powers out, wrenches through and point-blank LARIATS! Ospreay stays up, fires off forearms and spins, into a JAB! HOOK KICK! Takagi is on his knees, Ospreay Buzzsaw and Heel Kick! Underhooks, Canadian rack, but Takagi slips out! Ospreay roundhouses but Takagi ducks it to pump handle! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!?! Ospreay survives and fans are thunderous!

Takagi fires up again, waits for Ospreay to rise, PUMPING BOMBER!! Cover, TWO?!? Ospreay survives being flipped inside-out and fans fire up again! Takagi fires himself up, drags Ospreay up and pump handle torture racks, but Ospreay fights back! Ospreay pops up on Takagi’s shoulders and punches away but Takagi pushes him away. Takagi runs, Ospreay HOOK KICKS first! POISON-RANA!! Takagi roars up to his feet, Ospreay spins, into a HEADBUTT! Both men are down again and the fans are still fired up! Red Shoes checks on both men but they’re both okay to continue. Ospreay sits up first but Takagi follows. Takagi heads over for junkyard dog headbutts.

Ospreay gets up but Takagi forearms first. Ospreay forearms back, Takagi hits him again. They go back and forth back and forth, faster and faster, but Ospreay gets the edge. Takagi grits his teeth and Ospreay eggs him on. Takagi fires elbows from all sides! Ospreay ROUNDHOUSES! Ospreay runs, Takagi follows to clothesline at the ropes! Takagi runs, into SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO to Ghost Pin! TWO, Ospreay has it again, TWO!! Ospreay LARIATS Takagi! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous once more! Ospreay drags himself to a corner and aims at Takagi. Takagi sits up, Ospreay swings but Takagi ducks Hidden Blade! Ospreay is in a corner, Takagi hurries over, Takagi blocks the boot but Ospreay breaks free to SUPERKICK! And HOOK KICK! And ROLLING ELBOW!

Ospreay knows that won’t be enough, he calls for another shot! Fans fire up as Ospreay goes up, SUPER- NO! Takagi shoves Ospreay down to block the super cutter! Takagi climbs up to waistlock but Ospreay elbows him away. So Takagi goes outside to LARIAT Ospreay down off the top!! Takagi gets back in, brings Ospreay up, fireman’s carry, and Takagi climbs up the corner?! Ospreay fights but Takagi locks him in with the wrist clutch, SUPER STAY DREAM!! Takagi has to crawl to the cover, ONE?!?! Takagi is shocked but fans are loving this! Takagi fires up, runs, Ospreay follows, PUMPING BOMBER hits through!! Cover, TWO!?!? Ospreay survives again and Takagi can’t believe it!

Takagi fires up, brings Ospreay back up for pump handle and fireman’s carry, LAST OF THE DRAGON!! Cover, Takagi wins!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall; gains 2 points, Ospreay earns 0

Best of Super Juniors REVENGE! The Dragon gets on the board, and Ospreay falls to 2-1! Has Takagi just ruined Ospreay’s chances of flying to the finals?

 

A Block – Jay White w/ Gedo VS Kazuchika Okada!

Once again, these two clash in the ring to revive their rivalry! Will the Rainmaker end the “Jay1” early? Or will he Breathe with the Switchblade?

White talks trash about how he beat up Okada last time they fought. White and Gedo Low Sweet and Red Shoes finishes the checks. The bell rings and White bails right out to avoid Okada’s rush. Okada gets fans to clap and stomp, and that already annoys White. White tells Okada to stay back so he can get back in. White slides but slides right out to mock the clapping and stomping. Okada keeps his cool as White paces around the corner. White gets in, ties up with Okada, and Okada powers White to ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break, Okada lets off, but White drops down and out of the ring to avoid even the fake out. White gets back up and in, circles with Okada and ties up with him. Okada puts White on the ropes but White pulls hair to turn things around.

White copies Okada’s fake out and shoulder pats. Okada ROCKS White with forearms! Okada whips, boots White and then snapmares for the running basement dropkick! White bails out again and protests to Red Shoes but Okada pursues. White runs away, Gedo sneak attacks! But Okada stays up, Gedo apologizes and runs away. Gedo gets in the ring, Red Shoes hurries after him but Okada corners Gedo! White attacks Okada from behind! White clubs Okada, Okada bails out but White goes out to whip him into railing! Okada goes down and White leaves him behind, just to mock the clapping and stomping, and then says up theirs. White goes back out to fetch Okada, and RAM him into railing! And RAM him into the apron! And back into railing!

White RAMS Okada into the apron one more time before leaving him at the mercy of the ring count. The count reaches 10 of 20 before Okada stands. The count is 15, Okada gets in at 18! White stomps Okada on his back, over and over at the ropes. Gedo applauds while White stalks Okada to a corner. Fans rally up but White mocks them right in Okada’s face. White slaps Okada to the beat then wraps on a bearhug. White grinds Okada down then drops knees. Okada endures as White continues the squeeze. Okada fights up to his feet, elbows White but White clubs him back. White scoops Okada for a backbreaker! Cover, TWO! White keeps on Okada with a half camel clutch. Fans rally as Okada endures, White hooks Okada’s nose but Red Shoes reprimands.

White brings Okada around to a chinlock, Okada starts to pry free but White rams knees in over and over! White mocks the fans again as he looms over Okada. White asks, “Is this it?” Two years ago was different, wasn’t it? White mocks the clapping and stomping, shoves Okada to ropes and CLUBS him on the back. And again! Okada goes down and White soaks up whatever applause there is. White sits Okada up, drags him up and shoves him to ropes, but Okada hits back! Okada throws forearms but White gets around to club his back again! White runs, into the FLAPJACK! Fans applaud as both men are down. White’s a bit dramatic about how badly he got hit in the stomach there, but both he and Okada rise.

Okada rallies on White with forearms and elbows. Okada whips, White reverses but Okada runs White over with an elbow! Fans fire up with Okada and he whips White corner to corner. Okada runs in, back elbows, kicks and DDT’s! Cover, TWO! Okada keeps his focus as he claps and stomps. Gedo swipes at Okada’s feet but Okada chases him again. Red Shoes sees this as they go to the ramp! White hurries after but Okada was ready! He kicks White, kicks Gedo, DOUBLE DDT to the ramp! Fans cheer as Okada puts Gedo’s hat on. Okada throws the hat away and fans fire up. Okada drags White up, brings him back to ringside, but White drags Gedo part of the way. Okada puts White in, fans rally up with “O-KA-DA” claps, and Okada Alabama lifts. White goes dead weight which makes it harder on Okada’s back. Okada throws forearms but White shoves and atomic drops to a DDT!

Both men are down and fans applaud again. Okada gets to a corner, White checks on Gedo. Gedo is back and White runs, but Okada dodges in the corner. White kicks back, and half hatch suplexes Okada into buckles! Cover, TWO! White grows frustrated but he drags Okada up to the corner. White rams into Okada, hoists him up top and throws forearms. White climbs up top, Okada forearms back and sends White down. Okada adjusts, White runs back in to European Uppercut! ANARCHY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Okada is still in this. White mocks the applause again but he drags Okada by an arm. Okada fights off the urenage, White CLUBS him on the back again! Okada is in the corner but he pops White right up to the REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Fans cheer as both men are down again.

Fans rally as Okada and White slowly sit up. Okada stands first and he throws forearms at White. White comes back to forearm Okada, but Okada hits him again. Gedo coaches White up and White throws more forearms. Okada forearms back and they go fast and furious! White staggers into ropes and Okada eggs him on! White gets up and throws more forearms but Okada DECKS him again! White crawls back, says his arm is bothering him, but Okada knows Gedo is on the apron! Okada dodges White’s cheap shot, White avoids running into Gedo! But Okada dropkicks White into Gedo! Down goes Gedo, Okada whips White but White holds ropes to avoid the dropkick! White dead lift GERMANS Okada down!

White shakes out the arms and Gedo coaches White up. “Kiwi! Kiwi!” No, wait, steal the Rainmaker! White likes that idea! White mocks the pose! White drags Okada up, ripcords, but Okada boots first! And again! Okada ROCKS White with the EuroUpper, but White CHOPS back! White whips, Okada reverses, and now Okada hits the dropkick! Okada drags White in, gut wrench and TOMBSTONE! Okada has the arm, and wraps White up DEEP IN DEBT! Gedo freaks out as White endures the modified cobra clutch! Okada keeps White from ropes but White keeps reaching! White uses a leg for the ropebreak! Okada lets White go and White breathes again, but fans rally back up. Okada drags White from the ropes, gut wrenches again but White fights back.

Okada clubs White down, brings him back up, but White slips out of the gut wrench. BLADE- NO! Okada spins White, then spins, but White counters the discus into an URENAGE! Both men are down and fans fire up again! White crawls over to Okada, drags him up in a sleeper, but Okada fights off Triple S with elbows. So White fisherman’s a leg, but Okada elbows and clubs that away! Okada gut wrenches again, White turns it around! White pops Okada in place but Okada slips out of Blade Runner to dropkick! Gedo gets in but Okada shotgun dropkicks him down! Okada wrenches White to DEEP IN DEBT! White thumbs an eye! Okada spins him to DISCUS RAINMAKER! And then, DEEP IN DEBT!

White grabs for Red Shoes but Okada thrashes him around! Fans rally as White endures, and starts to fade! Gedo throws things at Red Shoes, and White LOW BLOWS Okada!! Red Shoes didn’t see it but the fans rally up again. White seethes as he drags Okada back up. White slashes the throat, reels Okada in, but Okada spins out for DEEP IN DEBT! White gets around the back for SLEEPER SNAP SUPLEX!! But Okada is up, into BLADE RUNNER!! Cover, White wins!!!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall; gains 2 points, Okada earns 0

The Jay1 Climax continues!! White uses every trick in the book and again defeats The Rainmaker! Have Okada’s chances at redemption just been cut down? For the second time in this year’s G1, White gets the mic to speak.

“Okada, Okada, before you go. Wait, wait!” White wants to tell Okada something~! “I just want to say, thank you. Okada, thank you for coming here tonight and celebrating this night with myself and Gedo, on the two-year anniversary almost to the day, since we created the single most important moment in all of pro-wrestling.” White pretends to be emotional. White knows that night, just like tonight, didn’t go the way Okada wanted, but White hopes Okada can salvage some happiness and peace from the fact that he was part of history. Speaking of, Okada is history! White is not only the future but the present of NJPW! This is the JAY1 now! Fans applaud oddly enough.

White knows the total IQ is low in here, so let him remind you who he is! “I am the Last Rock ‘n’ Rolla! I am King Switch, baby! I am the man who single-handedly sold out Madison Square Garden! And in the JAY1, I am undefeated!” White applauds himself and the fans applaud, too. White toys with the fans like he did last round. “You fools! BREATHE with the Switchblade, because it is still and always will be MY new era!” A much shorter and sharper speech from White tonight. Will he go completely untouched in this tournament?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Taichi: 3-0, 6 points
Jay White: 3-0, 6 points
Minoru Suzuki: 2-1, 4 points
Kota Ibushi: 2-1, 4 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 1-2, 2 points
Kazuchika Okada: 1-2, 2 points
Jeff Cobb: 1-2, 2 points
Yujiro Takahashi: 0-3, 0 points
Tomohiro Ishii: 0-3, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A really strong third round here for A Block! How crazy to think that TAICHI is one of the undefeateds left in the running! Though, I didn’t expect Yujiro to win, either, so it was a given Taichi would get this one. Ospreay falls from the top but in an incredible match with Takagi that definitely matched, if not outdid, their Best of the Super Juniors finals match. If nothing else for Takagi, he kept Ospreay out of the running and we could see these two give us another match for Ospreay’s Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Championship. Ibushi VS Ishii had a great match, too, and I like that Ishii keeps trying to fight even after losing. Whether or not Ibushi wins the G1, I feel like we’re going to get more of those two on the way to other titles.

Suzuki beats Cobb so that only Taichi has beaten him so far. I feel like if Taichi doesn’t win the G1, he goes for the NEVER Openweight Championship, even though he’s also still IWGP Heayvweight Tag Team Champion with Zack Sabre Jr. If not, it’ll be the other person to beat Suzuki, but who knows who that’ll be. Okada VS White was really good but perhaps not as good as their previous matches. White wins to continue this idea of “Jay1,” and at this rate, he might be a finalist after all. He’d have to lose twice to keep him out, and now that he’s beaten both Ibushi and Okada, I can’t see that happening. Maybe he loses once with Suzuki still on his schedule, but White VS Yujiro? C’mon, that’ll be like Bullet Club Finger Poke of Doom at this point.

My Score: 9.3/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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