AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (2/3/21)
AKA AEW Beach Break!
AEW Dynamite transforms into Beach Break!
There’ll be a battle royal to determine tag title contenders, a long-awaited Superbad wedding, and a Six Man Tag of Moxley, PAC & Rey Fenix vs BULLET CLUB!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Tag Team Championship Contenders Battle Royal: Y2MJF wins and will challenge the Young Bucks for the titles at AEW Revolution.
- Thunder Rosa VS Britt Baker w/ Rebel; Baker wins.
- Hangman Page & Matt Hardy VS Chaos Project; Hangman & Hardy win.
- Lumberjack Match: Lance Archer VS Eddie Kingston; Archer wins.
- Six Man Tag: Jon Moxley, PAC & Rey Fenix VS Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers w/ Don Callis; Omega & The Good Brothers win.
PLAY BY PLAY
AEW World Tag Team Championship Contenders Battle Royal!
Beach Break opens with a big battle in the Tag Team Division! One team could be going to AEW Revolution to challenge the Young Bucks for the titles, but the champions are in this match, too! If the Bucks win, they choose their opponents! What will the Revolution look like after this huge match?
But the Acclaimed ruin the Inner Circle’s entrance! “Beach Break, teams getting teeth scraped! Yo, we ’bout to win the sweepstakes. Everybody go away, yo, we great. Yo, everybody here, they hate! Yo, we ain’t so choosy. Put it right between your eyes like Lil’ Uzi! We gettin’ the shot! All these teams, you goin’ over the top!” Max Caster and Anthony Bowens already called everyone out on Dark with their music video, will they regret doing it again? Last but not least, the Young Bucks make their entrance! Then they each DIVE out onto the other teams! The bell rings, Nick and Dante Martin of Top Flight get in the ring, Nick whips Dante but Dante reverses. Nick goes up and over and Matt SPEARS Dante!
Private Party gets in to get DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Dark Order’s Alex Reynolds gets in but he gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS, too! Fans fire up but Proud ‘n’ Powerful, Santana and Ortiz, get in to throw hands! The rest of the Inner Circle, and all the other teams, flood in! It’s chaos with brawls all over! Luchasaurus is all over The Acclaimed, Isiah Kassidy climbs and LEAPS, to FLOP! And the chaos continues! The Inner Circle and Dark Order do their best to work together while Dante Martin fights off Private Party. Kassidy puts Dante out but POETRY IN MOTION ELIMINATES him!
Reynolds hangs Hager up on ropes, gets him to the apron and BOOTS him! But Hager THROWS and ELIMINATES Reynolds! Stu Grayson runs in, tries to sunset flip Hager but Hager holds ropes! Both men get on the apron, the rest of Dark Order BLASTS and ELIMINATES Hager! Hager is furious but refs keep him away while the Dark Order celebrates. Santana whips Matt, Matt slides in then throws hands on PNP! Nick fights off MJF and gets in, Matt runs at PNP, but they BACK DROP him to the stage! That’s an ELIMINATION! Y2MJF low blow Anthony Bowens and ELIMINATES him! But Luchasaurus CLOBBERS Y2MJF!
Private Party goes after Luchasaurus, he breaks through their line, the TAIL WHIP gets Marq Quen, ROUNDHOUSE for Kassidy! BOOT for Santana, HEADBUTT for Ortiz! Choke grip and CHOP for Caster! FLAPJACK for Sammy Guevara! Two hand choke to an EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT for Darius Martin! Nick springboards into a CHOKE SLAM SPLASH onto Darius! Fans are fired up for Luchasaurus, but Stu takes him on! Matrix to PELE! Stu whips but Luchasaurus just blocks it! Luchasaurus throws Stu but Stu goes Spider-Man! Stu ROCKS Luchasaurus, climbs up, but Luchasaurus blocks the suplex! Stu fights the suplex off, but gets a CHOKE SLAM onto Bowens, Luchasaurus ELIMINATES Stu Grayson!
But then Evil Uno and John Silver toss and ELIMINATE Luchasaurus! Nick Jackson is after them but misses in the corner! Enziguri to FOREARM, ENZIGURI again, then END OF DAYS! Uno takes a bow but MJF throws and ELIMINATES him! MJF smirks while fans boo and then he clubs Kassidy. Kassidy hits MJF back, then helps Quen mug Darius Martin. Martin puts Kassidy out, arm-drags Quen and throws him to Kassidy, and he disrupts Silly Strong to ELIMINATE Quen! Kassidy is cornered on the ropes, Darius DECKS him but Quen catches Kassidy! Quen sends Kassidy back up to ROCK Darius! Kassidy gets in and must represent alone for Private Party.
PNP go to double suplex John Silver, but Silver double suplexes them! He’s friggin’ jacked, baby! Silver runs and aims at PNP but they get around to double TOSS and ELIMINATE Silver! No more Dark Order and the Inner Circle high fives. But Nick Jackson CROSSBODIES Santana and Jericho! Nick rallies on PNP, spin kick, shining wizard, bulldog clothesline combo! Fans fire up with Nick as he throws and ELIMINATES Ortiz! And then baits Santana in to put him in the apron. Santana hits back but Nick SUPERKICKS and ELIMINATES him! No more Proud ‘n’ Powerful! Kassidy SCREW KICKS Nick, but here are the Good Brothers?! They’re letting Private Party know they’re here.
Nick whips Kassidy, Kassidy reverses but Nick lands on the apron. Nick throws a forearm, wonders why Good Brother are here, then shoulder in to slingshot. Things speed up, Good Brothers hold the ropes down! Kassidy tumbles out and is ELIMINATED! Then Gallows DECKS Kassidy! But MJF DUMPS Nick and ELIMINATES him! No more Young Bucks!! Now someone is definitely getting an opportunity at Revolution! But now, it’s Caster for the Acclaimed, Jungle Boy for Jurassic Express, Darius Martin for Top Flight, but Sammy Guevara & Y2MJF for the Inner Circle! That said, the Inner Circle regroups to stand against the other three.
Fans sing for JB as he, Caster and Darius keep their eyes on the Inner Circle. And then it fires off into another brawl! Caster and MJF, Jericho and Darius, Jungle Boy and Sammy! Sammy CHOPS, Caster fights off MJF and Darius ROCKS Jericho! MJF rakes Caster’s eyes but JB goes after him. MJF whips JB but JB holds ropes! MJF tries to scrape JB and Jericho and Sammy help out! JB holds on with his legs, and Darius goes after Jericho to help! Caster gets in after MJF, JB is safe, but Wardlow is lurking. MJF whips JB again, JB’s hands can’t hold on this time, MJF ELIMINATES Jungle Boy and Jurassic Express!
Fans boo, Sammy and MJF glare but Caster goes after each of them! MJF knees low, but Caster gets around to chicken wing! Sammy has his shot on MJF, but MJF dodges and the SUPERKICK hits Caster! MJF “thanks” Sammy, but runs at Caster to get TOSSED! Caster ELIMINATES MJF! Darius dumps Caster to ELIMINATE him and The Acclaimed! But now it’s Darius, Jericho and Sammy! The Inner Circle still works together to mug Darius and then talks trash on Top Flight. Le Sex Gods whip Darius, but he DOUBLE DDT’s them down!! Darius hurries to get Sammy up and throw him, but Sammy skins the cat! Jericho dumps Darius but Sammy is the one ELIMINATED!!
Darius goes up, Jericho staggers into his missile dropkick! Darius kips up, runs over, but Jericho puts him on the apron! Darius ROCKS Jericho, but JUDAS EFFECT ELIMINATES Darius and Top Flight! Y2MJF win!!
Winners: Chris Jericho & MJF (head to AEW Revolution to challenge the Young Bucks)
Sammy doesn’t even stick around to celebrate, he wants nothing to do with Maxwell Jacob Friedman taking his place beside Jericho. But will Jericho be the first to have held both AEW World and AEW Tag Team Championships in his career?
AEW takes a closer look at Jade Cargill.
Tall. Strong. Agile. And only getting better with each passing moment. Will Jade strike the American Nightmare and Red Velvet down at the Revolution?
AEW returns with Tony Schiavone in the ring!
Schiavone introduces the TNT Champion, Darby Allin! And of course, his partner in the AEW Revolution Street Fight, it’s STIIIIIING~! But before going to the Street Fight, Darby is going to defend his AEW TNT Championship against the Bad Boy, Joey Janela! Team Taz interrupts from the titantron! Taz wants to explain something! They’re stuck outside the building and that costs them a pretty penny, just because they went after some merchandise staffers last week. They’re being punished! But Taz says Darby is defending that “pretty” title against Janela, but Team Taz will be watching very closely! They might even get close up and personal!
Ricky Starks says it doesn’t matter if Sting is there. If Team Taz was allowed in the building, Starks would tell Sting he isn’t the man he used to be! Sting isn’t the icon anymore! And like Starks said before, Darby and Sting will get hurt playing in the jungle. But good luck, Darby, you’ll need it. Schiavone lets Sting respond on the mic. “Okay, Team Taz. You say that you’re gonna be here next week for Darby’s title match, and I gotta let you know, I’m gonna be here, as well.” Sting will keep this fair as 1v1 and not Darby VS everyone underneath Taz. Secondly, Starks says he doesn’t see the icon in Sting’s eyes anymore? Maybe Starks just needs to take a closer look. Will Team Taz get an eyeful come the Revolution Street Fight?
Thunder Rosa VS Britt Baker w/ Rebel!
After weeks of back and forth, both with trash talk and ambush attacks, we finally have this grudge match the Role Model never wanted! Will Britt have to check her teeth after this fight with the former NWA Women’s World Champion?
Rosa gets right in the ring and doesn’t wait for a bell! She shoves Rebel out of the ring, Britt goes after Rosa and drags her down! Rosa fights off the Rings of Saturn to a cover, TWO! Basement dropkick! Rosa gets Britt’s arm to omoplata then pulls on the other! Britt moves around and gets the ropebreak with a foot! Rosa lets go reluctantly, but bumps Britt off buckles! Rosa CHOPS Britt, then fires off forearms! Rosa bumps Britt off other buckles, CHOPS her again, then throws more forearms. Britt knees low, fires forearms back then wrings Rosa out to roll with her. Britt hammerlocks and chinbars, but Rosa rolls.
Britt holds on with the chinbar, Rosa fights up an drams her into buckles! Rosa elbows free, rolls and runs corner to corner to SHOTGUN dropkick! Fans fire up with Rosa as she goes corner to corner again, CANNONBALL! Rosa drags Britt to a cover, TWO! Rosa rains down fists, Britt guards but Rosa claws throw to get at her face! Rosa drags Britt up by her hair, cravats and cranks, but Britt goes to a corner. The ref counts, Rosa CHOPS Britt as she lets off, then Rosa runs corner to corner again. Britt dodges, Rosa only gets buckles, and Britt blocks boots to tie Rosa up in ropes! Modified Tree of Woe and a BOOT!
Britt goes to the apron, drags Rosa over to the post and pulls her against the steel! The ref counts, Britt boots Rosa as she lets off, then lets Rosa flop to the floor. Britt refreshes the count, kicks at Rosa, then brings her up to talk trash. Britt scuffs Rosa with her boot, drags her up to ROCK her, then gets back in the ring. Britt goes back out after Rosa and throws her into railing! Britt taunts the other wrestlers ringside but Rosa headbutts low! Rosa bumps Britt off the apron, RAMS into her, then refreshes the count to ROCK Britt back! Rosa whips Britt hard into the railing! Britt writhes, Rosa stomps her, the ref wants this inside but AEW goes picture in picture.
Rosa stomps Britt more, throws Britt’s arms down, then stomps again. Rosa drags Britt up, wrenches and POSTS the arm! Rosa again refreshes the count, grinds her forearms into Britt’s face, then bumps her off the apron. Rosa goes up with the arm to SLAM it on the apron! Britt fires off furious forearms, Rebel cheers her own, but Rosa hits Britt back! Rosa uppercuts, CHOPS, and refreshes the count again. Britt hits Rosa back with elbows, puts Rosa back in the ring and follows after to cover, ONE!! Britt drags Rosa up, cravats, but Rosa fights out with body shots! Britt ROCKS Rosa, Britt cravats, throws knees over and over and ROCKS Rosa with one!
Rosa wobbles while Britt paces around. Britt gives toying kicks, Rosa throws body shots but Britt kicks and FISHERMAN SCREWS! Cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa up to throw her to the ramp. Britt goes out, drags Rosa around, and has the arms for a SURFBOARD STOMP! Britt drags Rosa up, Rosa spins through, and AEW goes single picture as Rosa DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS Britt to the ramp! The ref starts a ring count, it climbs to 5, but Rosa crawls in at 6. Britt crawls in at 7, both women are in opposite corners. Rosa runs in to hit the A-List Lariat! Britt falls, Rosa swings in to METERA! Rosa rolls, runs back in, BASEMENT DROPKICK!
Fans fire up, Rosa drags Britt around, high stack cover, TWO! Britt survives but Rosa keeps her cool. Rosa drags Britt up, hooks her up, and spins for- No, Britt rolls Rosa, TWO! Rosa runs in, dodges and whips, but Britt SLINGBLADES! And SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Britt and Rosa are down but the fans fire up! Britt drags Rosa up, Rosa breaks free to mule kick and ROUNDHOUSE! Rosa scoops Britt, but Britt slips out! Rosa spins Britt, but Britt resists the piledriver to lift Rosa for an AIR RAID CRASH!! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives and Britt is losing her cool! Rebel gives Britt the glove! Britt puts it on, crawls back to Rosa and hooks her up, but Rosa resists!
Rings of Saturn, yes, but ROPEBREAK before any more! Britt lets Rosa go, Rosa makes it a cover, TWO! Britt drags Rosa up, runs and CURB STOMPS! Rosa gets back up, Britt Oklahoma rolls to a ghost pin, TWO! RINGS OF SATURN! But Rosa rolls that, TWO! Britt wants the Lockjaw but Rosa keeps moving around! Rosa lifts Britt for a back suplex! And then fireman’s carries for DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!?! Britt survives and shocks Rosa! Rosa hooks Britt up, gets the other arm, but Rebel gets in and undoes a buckle pad! Rosa lets Britt go to BOOT her down! Britt rolls Rosa, TWO! Rosa SHINING WIZARDS Britt down!
Rosa drags Britt back up, scoops her, but Britt fights off the driver! Rosa rams Britt back into the bare buckle! Rosa runs corner to corner, Britt brings her in for a BUCKLE SHOT to the bare buckle!! Rings of Saturn, LOCKJAW!! Rosa is already out, Britt wins!
Winner: Britt Baker, by submission
That was more like a knockout win, and all thanks to the assistant! Medics have to check on Rosa, will she be able to recover and get her revenge?
AEW shares an exclusive interview from after last week’s Dynamite.
Matt Hardy was just as upset as the Dark Order and Hangman Page about Chaos Project trying to ruin Negative One’s birthday party. Hardy asked Tony Khan for a match against Chaos Project, with Hangman as his partner. Khan of course said it would be on Hangman to accept that proposal. Hangman has, and Schiavone asks Hardy his intentions. There are no secret intentions. Hardy is a good man, and he is a friend of Hangman’s from even before Stadium Stampede and before AEW. They’re good ol’ Carolina boys and probably have great chemistry. Hangman says Hardy simply offered Hardy his dressing room. This isn’t about becoming a tag team or being a client.
Hardy says that’s fine, he has no ulterior motives. He’s just worried about Hangman. A week ago, Chaos Project ruined Brodie Jr’s party. That didn’t sit right with either of them. So what if they, for one night only, teamed up to kick Chaos Project’s ass? Wouldn’t that help make things right between Hangman and the Dark Order? Hangman says yes, and so the match is made! And it’s next!
Hangman Page & Matt Hardy VS Chaos Project!
As it stands, this Carolina connection is for one night only, in this one match against Luther and Serpentico! Will they make the Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN pay for bullying a boy at his birthday party?
AEW returns as Chaos Project enters the ring. The teams sort out and Serpentico starts and goes right after Hardy! Hardy DECKS Serpentico, bumps him off buckles over an dover, then rams his shoulder in! The ref counts but Hardy says, “This is for Brodie Jr!” Hardy DECKS Serpentico, wrenches his arm and yanks on the arm. Tag to Hangman, Hardy whips and elbows Serpentico, Hangman hits a standing shooting star! Cover, TWO! Serpentico flounders, Hangman CHOPS him to a corner! Hangman whips corner to corner, runs in to corner clothesline, then snap suplexes! Cover, TWO!
Hangman wrenches, tags Hardy, and Hardy hops up to drop ax handles! Hardy wrenches Serpentico but Serpentico ROCKS him! Serpentico headlocks, Hardy powers out but Luther tags in. Hardy gives Serpentico a SIDE EFFECT, but Luther CLOBBERS Hardy! Luther stomps Hardy, bumps him off buckles then CHOPS him! Luther whips Hardy corner to corner, tags in Serpentico, and Serpentico whips Luther for Luther to whip Serpentico into Hardy! Luther then runs in to SPLASH them both! Luther throws Hardy down, then scoops Serpentico to SLAM him down for the cover! TWO! Serpentico keeps on Hardy with clubbing forearms, and tags in Luther.
Luther goes after Hardy, scoop slams him, then tags Serpentico in. Serpentico goes up, leaps, but the Swanton FLOPS! Hardy hurries, hot tag to Hangman! Hangman rallies on Chaos Project, then dodges Serpentico to scoop him, for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman then PLANCHAS Luther for good measure! Hangman keeps moving, Serpentico dodges the clothesline but not the SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Hardy sees Luther and ROCKS him to toss him! Hangman drags Serpentico up, fireman’s carry, but Serpentico fights free! But into the ROLLING ELBOW! Hangman goes to the apron but Luther trips him! Luther then CANNONBALLS from the apron, but Hangman dodges!
Hangman aims at Serpentico, BUCK SHOT! Hardy tags in, covers, they still win!
Winners: Matt Hardy & Hangman Page, by pinfall
Big Money Matt has a big ego, but Hangman still raises his hand in victory! It’s just the one night, after all. But will Hardy try to sell Hangman on making this a regular thing?
AEW has information on the Women’s World Title Eliminator Tournament!
During the month of February, AEW is proud to present this international women’s tournament as 16 battle to be the one that challenges Hikaru Shida! For the Japanese Bracket, it will be Aja Kong, Yuka Sakazaki, Veny, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, Mei Surugua, Rin Kadokura, and Maki Itoh! For the American Bracket, it will be Serena Deeb, Riho, Britt Baker, Tay Conti, Thunder Rosa, Nyla Rose, Anna Jay and Leyla Hirsch! Who will be the one that rises up to challenge the Full Metal Warrior?
AEW’s Alex Marvez finds Y2MJF backstage.
The new contenders are already celebrating becoming the future Le Champions of the World! Peace out, MARK-vez! They’ve got bubbly for the boys! Party time~! The Inner Circle did it! Really? Because just Jericho and MJF are contenders. But they’re all in this together! Are they? Of course! So okay, everyone else got thrown out before the end, but it’s collateral damage. Oh, collateral damage? Why are they always collateral damage? Jericho says they’re all in this together, but sometimes Sammy isn’t sure. Sammy storms out and Jericho goes to talk with him. MJF tells the boys that this is time to have a conversation. Wardlow, have the cameraman leave. Wardlow closes the door, what is MJF going to tell Hager, Santana and Ortiz?!
AEW presents the Superbad Wedding!
Finally, after rubbing their love in our faces for over a year, Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford are going to tie the knot! Schiavone is backstage with the Superbad Groom, his Best Man, and their butler, “Charles.” Schiavone congratulates Kip on the big night. Kip says Schiavone is so lucky to have this exclusive with him, Miro and Chuck. Look at all of them, huh? Miro is married, Schiavone is married, Kip’s about to be married, and Chuck hasn’t had a girlfriend ever. But then Vickie Guerrero comes over to say it’s time. They head out, and presiding over this occasion is a rather “sinister minister,” James Mitchell!
Vickie helps walk Kip to the ring, Miro just behind and then Chuck even further behind. And then with the traditional “Here Comes the Bride” on organ, it’s the Superbad Bride, with Jerry Lynn giving her away. Minister Mitchell says, “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here tonight at AEW Dynamite’s Beach Break, to celebrate the joining of these two souls, Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford, in the bonds of UNHOLY matrimony!” It’s his gimmick, relax. The marital vows are sacred and not to be taken lightly. Now, Kip and Penelope will share personal vows.
Kips is first and he tells Penelope and says from the first moment he saw that one piece and knee high boots, and as his eyes locked with her chest, he knew this was meant to be. Kip promises to cherishes her forever cuz she is beautiful on the inside and DAMN HOT on the outside! Penelope takes her turn, and tells Kip “baby,” that she loves him so much. He has the biggest- Whoa, she doesn’t need to share that. He knows she loves him and is handsome and that she can’t wait to spend the rest of her life with him. Well alright. Moving on, it is the exchange of the rings. Please present the rings.
Charles brings them out of his pocket, Miro hands them to Kip. Kip takes one ring, wipes away a tear, and Minister Mitchell asks if he takes this “alluring creature” to be his lawfully wedded wife, to have and to grope in sickness and in health, for richer and poorer, kayfabing all others, for as long as they both shall live? Kip does. He places the ring on her finger. Penelope, do you take this “dashing rapscallion,” to be her lawfully wedded husband, to have and to grope in sickness and in health, for richer and poorer, kayfabing all others for as long as they both show live? Penelope does. Then if there is anyone in this building who feels that this-
No no no no no! Miro’s been there himself, this isn’t happening. Smart! Then let’s close this deal. By the power vested in Minister Mitchell by AEW Dynamite and Tony Khan, he now pronounces them man and wife. Now kiss your ball and chain. And they definitely kiss. Let’s hear it for the newlyweds! Fans cheer, and Mitchell wants us all to join the Best Man, Miro, in a toast. Miro has the mic, and tells Chuck to serve champagne. Everyone else, shut up, this is his time. Miro takes a glass, hands it to Penelope, then one to Kip. Chuck is working so Miro takes his and then another.
“Kip, I was there just a few years ago when I had a couple weddings myself.” Miro knows what this is about: love. But what is love? It may not have been a great bachelor party, there may not be many presents, but Miro IS Kip’s present. Miro’s knowledge, power and intensity are Kip’s presents! Speaking of, what is that over there? It’s been driving him nuts. It’s huge. Chuck says that’s from him? Well hey, how great, Mr. Charles. But Miro has been through weddings before, and he knows all the tricks! Miro attacks the box, thinking someone is hiding inside! Oh, it was just a bunch of tissue? Well, alright. Chuck, clean that up. No more presents from you.
Miro continues to say, “What is love?” Fans start singing, “Baby don’t hurt me! Don’t hurt me, no more~!” Miro gets into it, but then says NO! This is over, this is his time! Let’s have cake! But then Miro finds out he’s cuffed to the ropes!! Chuck snuck that in! Chuck DECKS Kip, Kip bumps Penelope, and she falls into the cake! Now it’s a wrestling wedding! Miro still grabs Chuck, Kip runs over, but Chuck ducks and Kip hits Miro! Miro barely budges but Kip still apologizes. Penelope goes after Chuck! She hops on for a sleeper, Kip kicks Chuck in the gut, and Miro swipes as he can. Kip stomps Chuck down and shouts, “You ruined everything!”
But out of the cake, it’s ORANGE CASSIDY! Freshly Squeezed was the cake all along! And then Chuck uses the champagne bucket to SMACK Kip! Miro is stuck as Cassidy Gives Kip the BEACH BREAK! How fitting. And best of all, Chuck is free! His deal was only until the wedding was done, and it is done! Will Best Friends make sure the Best Man and the Superbads don’t enjoy the honeymoon period?
AEW has BREAKING NEWS!
Last Thursday, during Inside the NBA on TNT, Shaq called out “Cupcake Cody” and told him he’ll beat Cody like he did Charles Barkley. Shaq’s going to wrestle Cody? The others don’t believe him, but Shaq is doing it. Him and Jade VS Cody and “Red Pumpkin Pie.” But Cody’s from a famous wrestling family. That doesn’t matter to Shaq, he’ll whip him. Shane Mosley got a bit more than he expected so maybe Shaq can do it. Shaq’s finisher will be the Black Tornado. He demonstrates on Plexiglas, he takes the ball and turns to really lay in that elbow, followed up by a clothesline! That’s what’ll happen to the cupcake. But bigger than that, this won’t wait for Revolution, this will be on DYNAMITE! March 3rd, mark it down on your calendars!
Lumberjack Match: Lance Archer VS Eddie Kingston!
The Murderhawk Monster has been after the Mad King for several months now, but the Fam has always been there! Now it might be even with the rest of the AEW locker room here, will any of the lumberjacks be safe when #EverybodyDies?
Archer rushes the ring, rushes Kingston, but Kingston avoids him and Archer ends up in a corner! The bell rings just before Kingston fires off body shots but Archer ROCKS and BOOTS Kingston down! Archer whips Kingston out, but Kingston gets back in before lumberjacks get to do anything. He may have preferred them as Archer CLUBS him! Archer says there’s no more running away, but then Archer runs, only for The Fam to trip him up! Butcher and Blade drag Archer out, and they get help mugging Archer from The Hybrid2 and Cezar Bononi! But Archer fights back and grabs Peter Avalon to choke him against a post!
Archer runs at Avalon but Avalon dodges and Archer POSTS himself! Butcher and Blade attack again, as does Bononi, but the other lumberjacks shout at them to put Archer back in. Archer is put in the ring, Kingston is after Archer with a whip but Archer reverses to send Kingston back out. Billy Gunn puts Kingston in, Kingston gets back out, but Kingston CLOBBERS Ryan Nemeth! The other lumberjacks go after Kingston, but then Kingston’s Fam and their lumberjack friends go after them! It’s a brawl on the outside, but Archer builds speed to FLY! Direct hit takes everyone out and the fans are going nuts! Archer looms over the pile as AEW goes picture in picture.
Archer puts Kingston in but Kingston kicks Archer’s legs as he enters! Archer goes to a corner, Kingston runs in but Archer dodges! Now Kingston gets only buckles, and then Archer runs back in, but Kingston elbows him! Archer stays up, runs into a boot, and Kingston hops up to FLYING KNEE Archer down! Kingston takes off his shirt to use it in CHOKING Archer! Kingston lets off as the ref reprimands and he drops elbows! Cover, ONE!! Kingston headbutts Archer down! The lumberjacks rally up as Kingston throws Archer out, and The Fam is all over Archer again! Avalon gets shots in for that post choke, then they put Archer in.
Kingston throws Archer out the other end but those lumberjacks give Archer space. Archer gets up, gets in, and Kingston stomps away! Kingston throws down fists, drags Archer up and headbutts him again. Archer just snarls! Archer eggs Kingston on, Kingston pokes him in the eyes! Kingston throws elbows, chokes Archer on ropes, but Archer shoves him away. Kingston throws kidney shots, twists Archer’s head, but the ref reprimands when he sees ear-pulling. Kingston lets off to then choke Archer again anyway! Archer pushes Kingston away as AEW returns to single picture. The lumberjacks are thunderous as Kingston CHOPS Archer!
Kingston throws Archer out to The Fam’s side, but Jake the Snake and his Lumberjacks get in to stop the mugging! Archer gets in, Kingston is after him, but Archer gets around to full nelson SLAM! Archer aims from a corner, Kingston flounders up, and Archer runs Kingston over! And LARIATS! Archer snap suplexes Kingston HARD! Archer climbs up to drop the SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Archer puts Kingston up top, ROCKS him, but Bunny Allie gets in! No disqualifications here, but Archer gets free to lift Allie in the inverted crucifix! But Kingston BACK HANDS Archer before the Blackout!
Archer bails out to the friendly side and Allie is relieved she’s survived. Kingston tells the lumberjacks to do something, but Jake gives Angelico a SHORT ARM LARIAT! Kingston is furious, but he goes after Archer. Archer fights the exploder to knee smash, run, but Butcher gets a cheap shot in! EXPLODER! Cover, ONE!?! Kingston can’t believe it! Kingston drags Archer up, the lumberjacks are getting rowdy, but in comes a table! The Blade sets that up while Kingston tells the ref to tell Billy to shut up! But Bear Bronson gets in to SPEAR Blade through the table!! Turnabout is fair play! But Butcher CROSSBODIES Bronson, only for Bear Boulder to CLOBBER Butcher!
Boulder throws Butcher out, Kingston is too busy arguing with Gunn Club, and Archer ROCKS him! Ripcord and scoop URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Kingston survives, gets up to fire off fast hands, but the back hand is blocked! The LARIAT only dazes Archer but Kingston hurries up the corner! Archer choke grips him, Kingston breaks free but Archer ROCKS him! Inverted crucifix, BLACKOUT BOMB!! Cover, Archer wins!
Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall
All the Mad King’s horses and all the Mad King’s men couldn’t help him win again! The Murderhawk Monster overcomes all, and is rolling, will he be waiting on a title after Revolution?
AEW hears from FTR.
They were banned from the Tag Team Battle Royal for what they did to Luchasaurus and tried to do to Jungle Boy, but now they seem upset. Cash Wheeler says, “Jack, please. Please tell me that you and your dumbass dinosaur did not run to the principal’s office, and tattle and get us suspended like we’re in middle school.” Tully Blanchard says that’s what happened. They #FearTheRevelation! Everyone is afraid of FTR, and when they’re together, that’s what happened. First, Tully isn’t allowed in the tag title match. Then, two guys are cuffed to the dinosaur. Where is this going to stop? Now they miss out on the battle royal where they could’ve gotten a title shot?!
All they want is a championship match! “The best tag team, what does it take?!” Wait, is there someone muffled screaming? Dax Harwood tells Jack that FTR aren’t bad guys. But sometimes, they think, “What would bad men do?” THEY HAVE MARKO STUNT AS A HOSTAGE! Tully pats Stunt’s head, but what will FTR do to him if they don’t get what they consider #FairTReatment?
Joey Janela speaks.
“Darby Allin, we have a long history of mangling ourselves for what we love. Hell, we have a long history, Darby, of mangling each other.” But next week’s Dynamite, the stakes have never been so high! Bad Boy VS Relentless for the TNT Championship! But guess what? Joey Janela’s back, and the future TNT Champion is going to be a bad, bad boy.
Six Man Tag: Jon Moxley, PAC & Rey Fenix VS Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers w/ Don Callis!
What was meant to be Death Triangle getting payback for the #BizCliz punking them out has now become the Maniac joining forces with the Bastard and the Firebird for a common goal! Moxley wants payback for what the Cleaner did to take the world title from him, while Pac and Fenix are going to avenge Penta El Zero M! Will keeping your friends close or your enemies closer be what wins out tonight?
AEW returns as two-thirds of Death Triangle make their entrance and Don Callis joins commentary. Pac and Fenix make their entrances much like their third man, and Moxley enters from the stands with them! The teams sort out, Machine Gun Anderson starts against Pac. Fans rally as the two circle, and Pac fires a forearm but Anderson gives it back! They go back and forth, Anderson headlocks, Pac powers out but Anderson runs him over! Things speed up, Anderson hurdles but Pac leaps to RANA! Pac stares Anderson down, but Anderson gets away to go to the corner. Tag to Doc Gallows, and #BigLG looms over Pac. Moxley wants in so Pac tags him in!
Fans fire up as Moxley circles Gallows, and Moxley fires off forearms! Gallows ROCKS Moxley with an uppercut! Gallows whips, Moxley leaps over but the sunset flip doesn’t take. Gallows drops but misses, and Moxley runs to PENALTY KICK! Moxley kicks and kicks then REGAL KNEES to drop some elbows! Cover, ONE! Moxley gets Gallows but Gallows powers Mox to the corner. Anderson tags in but Moxley powers him to the other corner! Fenix tags in, and ROCKS Anderson with that haymaker! Fenix wrenches, tags in Pac, and they double wrench to sweep the legs! Standing moonsault from Fenix, and another standing moonsault from Pac! Cover, TWO!
Fenix DECKS Omega and hits Gallows while Pac goes up! Omega hurries over while Anderson distracts the ref! Omega anchors Pac, Gallows gets in and YAKUZA KICKS Pac, to then ROCKET LAUNCH Pac down! Anderson hurries to bump Pac of Omega’s boot, then tags Omega in! Omega fires off hands, tags Gallows, and they mug Pac. Gallows bumps Pac off buckles, tags in Anderson and Anderson throws hands! Omega tags back in, he brings Pac around but Pac fires off forearms! Omega kicks low, brings Pac in, but Pac fights the suplex to then rebound SNAP GERMAN! Fans fire up as both men are down! Both men crawl, hot tags to Moxley and Anderson!
Moxley rallies on the Machine Gun, stomps away on him in the corner, then digs his forearms in! Moxley whips corner to corner, Anderson boots back but then Moxley dodges. Moxley throws hands on Anderson, reels him in and X-PLEXES! Cover, TWO! Moxley clamps onto Anderson, Gallows gets in but Moxley knocks him out! Moxley PLANCHAS Gallows down, gets in and dodges Anderson to throw him out. Moxley builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit on both Good Brothers! Moxley puts Anderson in but Omega attacks! Moxley throws Omega into railing in return! AEW goes picture in picture as Moxley goes back to the ring, CUTTER from Anderson!
Gallows tags in, runs and BLASTS Moxley off apron and into railing! Omega drags Moxley up to throw him into railing as payback! Gallows goes out to fetch Moxley, puts him in the ring, and Anderson brawls with Fenix as Gallows ROCKS Moxley with an uppercut! Omega gets his cheap shots in, Gallows tags Omega in. Omega paces about, stomps Moxley with ferocity, then lets off as the ref reprimands. Omega kicks and stomps Moxley, scrapes his sole off Moxley’s face, then taunts Pac and Fenix. Tag to Anderson and Anderson clamps onto Moxley with fish hooks to the face! The ref reprimands, Anderson lets off but then chokes Moxley at the ropes!
The ref reprimands, counts, and Anderson lets off but Omega gets his cheap shots in! Omega gets away with it but Anderson brings Moxley up to throw an uppercut. Tag to Gallows, Gallows throws hands on Moxley then puts him in the corner for body shots and uppercuts! Moxley flounders but Gallows ROCKS him again! AEW returns to single picture as Gallows keeps throwing hands! Fans fire up, Gallows reels Moxley in, but Moxley trips him up to hook the legs! FIGURE FOUR! Anderson gets right in to stomp Moxley! Gallows stomps, tags Anderson, and then both Good Brothers stomp him! Good Brothers coordinate but Moxley fights out of Magic Killer!
Moxley dumps Gallows out, baits Anderson into the corner and Anderson gets caught up! Moxley and Anderson crawl, hot tags to Omega and Fenix! Fenix CHOPS Omega, steps in and RANAS! Gallows runs into a SUPERKICK! BUZZSAW! Basement dropkick! Anderson kicks and whips but Fenix springboards for a FLYING HEADBUTT! Omega kicks Fenix low, reels him in, but Fenix slips out of the bomb to SUPERKICK! Fenix whips, Omega reveres, but Pac springboards in to missile dropkick! Death Triangle coordinate, they go to the corners to aim at the Good Brothers! DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down go the Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions!
“This is Awesome!” as Fenix aims at Omega, moonsault somersault CUTTER!! Why? Because he can! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives but Fenix is right on him for a fireman’s carry. Fenix throws a knee but Omega slips out to CHOP! Fenix CHOPS back, then wrenches to throw heavy hands. Fenix goes up and up but Omega trips him up! And then drags him off the ropes for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!! Tag to Gallows, and he BOOTS Fenix down! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives but Gallows drags him right up! Fenix throws hands, Gallows knees and whips but Fenix dodges! Pac tags in, Fenix slides under the kick, Pac KICKS away on Gallows’ legs! Gallows shoves but Pac dropkicks the leg out!
Pac basement dropkicks, covers, ONE! Pac glares at Omega then runs back, into a YAKUZA KICK! Tag to Omega but Anderson joins in, too. Omega whips Pac to a corner, runs corner to corner and hits a back elbow! Anderson ROCKET KICKS! Gallows runs into to corner splash! Back suplex DOUBLE NECKBREAKER! Cover, but Moxley breaks it! Moxley and Fenix brawl with the Good Brothers to the outside but Omega gut wrenches, DR. WILY BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Pac survives but Omega isn’t done, he takes aim and BANG! Omega runs, V-TRIGGER! Electric Chair lift, but Pac fights off the One Winged Angel!
Pac shoves Omega to a corner, Fenix runs in, RUNNING SOBAT! Moxley adds a clothesline! Feed to a BOOT, then a GERMAN SUPLEX! Pac adds his own waistlock for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Omega survives all on his own and the fans are loving this! Moxley tags in, he storms over to Omega and tells Omega BANG! Moxley drags Omega up into the sleeper! Anderson gets in, Moxley DECKS him! Omega and Moxley throw forearms back and forth, faster and faster, but Omega gets around! Moxley elbows the full nelson away, Omega boots the clothesline, V-TRIGGER! Omega runs, into a LARIAT!
Gallows BOOTS Moxley! Fenix missile dropkicks Gallows! Anderson whips Fenix, Fenix rewinds to HEEL KICK! Fenix DIVES and takes Anderson and himself out! Omega runs but the V-Trigger gets buckles! Moxley kicks low but no Paradigm Shift! Wait, Omega underhooks and steals Paradigm Shift!! But Pac is up top as Omega covers, 450 onto Omega’s back!! Pac, Omega and Moxley are all down and fans are losing their minds! Omega crawls, Anderson tags in! Anderson runs at Moxley, but no cutter, Moxley steals GUN STUN! Fenix tags in, springboards and QUEBRADAS! Cover, TWO!!
Fenix whips, Anderson reverses, but Fenix elbows him away. Fenix goes up, springboards again, into a SPINEBUSTER! Anderson tags in Gallows, Omega gets in, Good Brothers hit MAGIC KILLER! V-TRIGGER for Pac, Gallows covers, BIZ CLIZ WINS!
Winners: Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers, by pinfall
But they’re not done, they start mugging Fenix! Moxley gets in, he gets beat up 3v1! But here comes LANCE ARCHER!? Archer hits all the Biz Cliz, shoves Anderson out with one hand then CLOBBERS Gallows out of the ring! Archer drags Gallows up and bumps him off the belts on the timekeeper’s table! Moxley crawls to Omega, gets up, but who is this attacking from behind? IT’S KENTAAAAAAA!! Bullet Club’s Fang Revived AND the challenger for Moxley’s IWGP United States Championship has just invaded AEW!! And he gives Moxley GO TO SLEEP!! Fans are losing their minds but Omega is loving this! Bullet Club is everywhere, are they going to stand tall over Moxley time and time again?!
My Thoughts:
Wow, what an insane episode! Opening with the tag team battle royal was natural, and it was a brilliant move for Good Brothers to show up to not just cost Private Party but also Young Bucks. This ties together both the story building on Impact Wrestling but also what’s going on with the Bucks, Omega and Good Brothers here on AEW. I almost thought they were going to go a different direction with the Inner Circle story for just a second, because of how Jericho said any two of them makes a great combination, and it came down to him, Sammy and Darius Martin of Top Flight. If Darius went out, I would’ve thought they could claim Le Sex Gods are the winning team. But Sammy goes out first, Y2MJF get the title shot, and MJF is definitely going to usurp the faction from Jericho, leaving Sammy as Jericho’s only ally. It might happen when Y2MJF loses the tag title match and that is the “last straw.”
They also cleverly used last week as a way to keep FTR out of the battle royal while extending the feud with Jurassic Express. FTR had a good promo, Stunt being their hostage was a great twist, and I hope we get a killer tag match for at least the go-home to Revolution. Speaking of, the go-home having Shaq & Jade VS Cody & Red Velvet is actually a great move. It gets AEW ratings, and leaves space on the Revolution card for something else, maybe even something relating to the Women’s Title Eliminator Tournament. The bracket looks great, and I would love if we end up with Jay VS Tay for the US semifinals to add some drama to their friendship. And while they did announce Deeb VS Riho as an opening round match, I actually hope they change that since the bracket wasn’t filled out.
Britt VS Rosa was a great match, but of course Rebel is why Britt wins. I hope the other US semifinal is the rematch so that Rosa can win and get to the US bracket finals and then to the finals and become a contender. We got an okay promo segment to plug the Revolution Street Fight, but it was all just Sting for his side. The Street Fight is going to be really good, but the build is still lacking. Janela had a good promo, his match with Darby is going to be a lot of fun. Hardy and Hangman in the tag match was pretty good, and it’s good progress in their story, I hope we get the Dark Order asking Hangman what’s going on.
As wrestling weddings go, tonight’s was good. It made natural references to what the WWE has done, especially with Miro, and it worked out at least because Cassidy came out of the cake. I’m thinking we get Chuck & Cassidy VS Miro & Kip for at least the go-home to make that an even bigger night. The lumberjack match was a lot of fun, Archer and Kingston are now 1-1 I believe, so I hope we get a tiebreaker at some point. Archer also getting involved after that amazing Six Man Tag is great reference to his past in NJPW with Bullet Club. Bullet Club winning the Six Man was a bit of a surprise, but I suppose they really couldn’t afford to lose since they’re all champions.
KENTA showing up was a genius move because it means AEW accepts that Bullet Club is for life, and that Moxley will be working with NJPW still because he is still their US Champion. If anyone was doubting Kenta VS Moxley happening on NJPW Strong being all that good, this just made it feel like a big time match!
My Score: 9.5/10
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AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (11/9/24)
It’s all about tag teams and trios tonight!
Team up to take the gold!
Tonight, The Conglomeration challenges Jon Moxley’s Death Riders for the AEW World Trios Championships while Top Flight and The Outrunners kick off the Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS The Iron Savages; The House of Black wins.
- Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Top Flight VS The Outrunners; The Outrunners win and advance to Full Gear.
- Roderick Strong VS The Beast Mortos; Roddy wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Ashley Vox; Kris wins.
- AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Action Andretti; Jack wins and retains the title.
- Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy VS AR Fox; Nick wins.
- AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS The Conglomeration; The Death Riders win and retain the titles.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS The Iron Savages!
Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews have each suffered recent singles losses, so they’re getting back to what worked. Will they bring about the end for Jacked Jameson, Bulk Bronson & Beefcake Boulder? Or will we all be sippin’ sauce ‘n’ livin’ hoss after tonight?
Jameson has the mic to tell al the fat morons and skinny idiots to shut up! He introduces himself and the Savages and says that you can see, they have new gear and the best gear ahead of Full Gear. But with no match set, they’ll beat The House of Black to take their spot in the contender series and win those tag titles themselves! Because they are the Iron Savages! Sippin’ sauce, livin’ hoss, and taking all the low T meat riders to #TiddyCity! The fans boo and The House isn’t even affected. The teams sort out, and Brody steps to Boulder. The fans fire up as the big men step up. Boulder taunts Brody, but Brody CHOPS the meat!
Boulder sputters, but Bronson leaves him hanging! Jameson, too? The Savages give Boulder sauce to sip, and Boulder is fired up! Boulder runs up, into a BOOT! Brody then runs to LARIAT! Boulder sputters to a corner, Brody tags Malakai, and Malakai tags Buddy. Brody SPLASHES, Malakai BOOTS, and Buddy SHINING WIZARDS! Buddy smirks at Jameson, then goes corner to corner. Bronson saves Boulder! Buddy hits buckles, Jameson tags in and fires off forearms! Jameson taunts Malakai, but then turns around to see Buddy’s right up! Buddy fires a strike fest, stomp and V-TRIGGER! Tag to Malakai before the whip.
Buddy kitchen sink knees, Malakai PENALTY KICKS, and Buddy KNEE DROPS! Bronson runs up, leg sweep and Bronson falls on Jameson! That’s an awkward position… Brody SENTONS the Savages! The fans cheer while the Savages bail out. Buddy & Malakai hold the way open for Brody to DIVE! Down go all three Iron Savages! The fans fire up and Brody puts Boulder back in. Boulder staggers up, into THE END!! Bronson staggers in, Buddy SOBATS! And then JACKHAMMER! Jameson is last, he gets the DOUBLE POP-UP KNEES! Jameson ends up in a corner, The House sets up, and feed Jameson to CERBERUS!! Cover, The House of Black wins!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall
A dominant win from former AEW World Trios Champions, but which two will step forward to face FTR in the Full Gear Contenders Series? Will it be the end for the #TopGuys? But speaking of, here they come! The fans fire up as Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are here in Providence! They have mics, and Malakai asks what they can do for FTR. Cash says he sees Buddy puffed up, just calm down. They’ve had ladder matches, cage matches, and taken years off their careers. This is just business. Dax Harwood says over the last four and a half years, Dax has made it his life’s mission to be AEW World Tag Team Champion.
Those belts have been put above their bodies, above their health, above their family, and even above God. But nothing changes except for the obstacles. Right now, The House is their obstacle. On the backs of FTR, on the backs of The House of Black, they built Collision. The fans cheer that. But for the first time ever on a Dynamite, House of Black VS the absolute best team on the planet, FTR! The one question is: Who’s it gonna be? Malakai & Brody step up! The fans cheer and Malakai tells FTR, “Good luck.” The Top Guys push past the Kings of the Black Throne, but will Dax & Cash be able to push through to Full Gear?
Lio Rush speaks.
“You don’t think that I see what’s going on around here? You don’t think that i feel it? There’s a shift happening. And we’re all a part of it. You see, there’s a reoccurring theme with me being All Elite again, and it’s that my past is creeping up on me, forcing to make a decision. Which is why I’ve held on to this.” The card from MVP! This is a golden ticket. What this is is a decision that he must make with people who like conducting business in a way he used to agree with. MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and his guy, Bobby Lashley. If you’ve been paying attention, you saw Lio beat Ariya Daivari last week and Lio beat Komander on Rampage.
Lio is here tonight, ready to be on fire. He feels great, but wants to feel greater. He wants to feel alive again! Which is why on Dynamite, Lio is calling out Swerve! Knock knock, open up> The Man of the Hour is back around. Lio smiles, but will he regret visiting Swerve’s House?
Private Party is here!
Providence fires up as Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way to ringside, holding up their AEW World Tag Team Championships! They sit in their VIP section on stage as they watch what’s next.
Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Top Flight VS The Outrunners!
Darius & Dante Martin have been building momentum back up, and they could be hitting Mach Speed in time for Full Gear. That is, if they take The Youngest Men Alive seriously. Will Air Wolf & Angel Dorado grab up some golden tickets to Newark? Or will Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd prove they’ve got the right stuff?
The teams sort out and Truth starts against Darius. The fans rally up as Truth offers the handshake. Darius accepts and the fans cheer. The two circle, tie up, and Darius waistlocks. Truth switches, but Darius headlocks. Truth powers up and out, but Darius goes up and over. Things keep moving, and Darius FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! Truth goes to an open corner, but he resets with Darius. They circle, tie up, and Truth headlocks. Darius powers up and out, hurdles then ducks under, but Truth RUNS Darius over! The fans fire up and Truth tags Turbo. But Darius kicks Turbo to go up and over Truth! Tag to Dante and the fans cheer the stare down.
Dante and Turbo tie up, Turbo headlocks but Dante powers out. Dante drops, hurdles, but Turbo kicks low! Turbo snap suplexes, then ELBOW DROPS! Turbo flexes, Private Party likes it, but Dante dodges in the corner. Dante goes up and around, slides under then speeds up. Sunset flip, TWO! Dante ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOUDLER TACKLE! Turbo scrambles to tag Truth, Dante tags Darius, and it is another standoff. Turbo wrenches Darius to a headlock but Darius fires body shots. FTR is watching, too, as Truth powers up and out. Turbo tags in. leap frog and atomic drop for Darius! Then a DOUBLE atomic drop!
Dante storms in, the fans fire up, and it’s another stare down as Collision goes picture in picture.
Dante and Turbo circle again, and they also shake hands. They circle some more, tie up, and Dante rolls Turbo! TWO, and Turbo hurries to wrench and backslide! TWO! Dante is up but Turbo whips him to ropes. Dante ducks ‘n ‘dodges, leaps, but Turbo catches him! Turbo swings Dante but Dante cradle counters! TWO! The two reset again, then tag to their partners. Things get chippy now as Darius and Truth shove each other. Darius UPPERCUTS Truth, then CHOPS him in a corner! Darius climbs up to rain down fists, but Truth slips out to CHOP! And CHOP! Truth climbs up, but he fires up too much and Darius HOTSHOTS him!
Darius brings Truth up to CLUB him down, then he CHOKES Truth on ropes! Tag to Dante, and Dante runs to then DROPKICK Truth in the back! Dante drags Truth to a cover, TWO! Dante whips Truth into the corner, runs up, and he A-LIST LARIATS! Tag to Darius, he snap suplexes Truth, then kips up to tag Dante. Dante slingshots to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Dante clamps onto Truth with an armlock and grinds him down. Truth endures, Turbo rallies the fans, and Collision returns to single picture. Private Party is also fired up as Truth hip tosses free! Darius tags in, and he CLOBBERS Truth! Darius wrenches then scoops Truth for a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!
Darius is annoyed, but then Truth CHOPS him! Darius throws knees into Truth, whips him, but Truth reverses. Dante tags in, Darius atomic drops Truth to feed Truth to a BOOT! Darius CHOPS Truth, then Dante ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally but Dante brings Truth up. Dante CLUBS Truth, tags Darius, and the fans rally up. Top Flight split the wishbone! Darius then drags Truth up, but Truth fires hands! Truth reaches out but Darius whips him away! Truth falls out, almost onto Leila! Truth apologizes, but Darius DIVES! Down goes Truth! Dante tells Darius to watch out for Leila but Darius says she’s fine, focus on Truth.
The brothers argue and Leila is upset that Darius didn’t care. Darius keeps Truth from Turbo, but Truth fights back! Darius ELBOWS Turbo, but Truth hip tosses Darius! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Truth crawls, hot tag to Turbo! Dante tags in but Turbo rallies on both brothers! Haymaker after haymaker, and now scoop SLAM after scoop SLAM! Turbo roars, the fans fire up, and Truth becomes Turbo’s weapon! SLAM onto Darius! And then the Mega Power Handshake! DOUBLE ELBOW DROP on Dante! Dante sputters, staggers to his feet, and Turbo scoops! But Dante slips free! Dante ENZIGIRIS Truth awya!
Dante ELBOWS Turob, then goes up and over! Dante gets moving, ducks ‘n ‘dodges to JUMP KNEE! Dante runs to UPPERCUT Turbo, tag to Darius! Darius runs to BULLDOG HOTSHOT then GAMANGIRI! Dante SUPERKICKS! Step-in NECKBREAKER from Darius! Cover, TWO!! Turbo survives and Top Flight can’t believe it! But FTR and Private Party are each loving it! Dante tags in again, Top Flight double suplexes, but Truth makes the save! The fans fire up as Truth runs, LARIAT sends him and Darius out! Dante is stunned, but he goes back for Turbo. Dante fires hands, but Turbo revs up! The fans fire up as Dante keeps throwing hands!
Turbo fires up again, “YOU~!” Dante swings hands but Turbo gives him counter punches again and again! Turbo whips Dante to a corner, runs up, but Dante slips out! Dante then goes up and around, only to get caught! Truth is in, TOTAL RECALL!! Cover, OUTRUNNERS WIN!
Winners: The Outrunners, by pinfall (advance to Full Gear)
FTR approve their good friends winning the first spot, and even Private Party toasts the victory. But will the full #FTRunners be heading to New Jersey? Or will The House of Black make sure it’s all the end before it even begins?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
Presuming Roderick Strong even wins tonight against The Beast Mortos, his third match in the “MJF Chase” has been decided! It will be against The Don Callis Family’s Lance Archer, in a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE match! Will the Savior of the Backbreaker make it through these trials of body and mind to make it to Full Gear? On top of that, a report comes in that Jon Moxley and the Death Riders are going to SEIZE the TBS SuperStation?! Just what gives this rogue AEW World Champion the authority to do that? Plus, we hear from Bobby Lashley ahead of his match with Swerve Strickland at Full Gear, and we hear from Will Ospreay after his shocking return last Wednesday night.
The Acclaimed speak.
Max Caster starts off with a “Yo, listen.” Anthony Bowens says they have requested this time because they wanna speak directly to LFI. Next week, Albany, Collision, the Contender Series, Caster & Bowens take their next step back to where they belong and that is the AEW World Tag Team Championships! So FYI, LFI, they’ll whip your ass! That’s right! Time to go eye to eye with the Best Wrestler Alive! So here’s a word of advice from the Handsome Heavyweight, the Bilingual Badass, Platinum Max! “Donde esta ustedes cajones? Where are your balls?” Because they’re dealing with- The Hurt Syndicate steps in!
Montel Vontavious Porter shakes his head and can’t believe Caster’s going on about balls and scissoring. What is wrong with him? How long has it been since they’ve held championships? Don’t they wanna be taken serious? Look at Caster’s father, an all pro NFL Super Bowl champion! Caster saw that big shiny ring growing up, so doesn’t he want the big shiny belt? Bowens says ENOUGH! MVP has Lashley & Shelton stand down. Bowens tells them that just because Billy Gunn isn’t here, doesn’t mean they can say whatever they want to The Acclaimed. And secondly, they aren’t interested. Bowens goes but MVP says he knows Caster still has the card.
Caster leaves, and MVP tells Shelton that they can’t just kill everybody. Shelton asks why not. Lashley says at least hit them in the mouth. But will The Hurt Syndicate soon be adding some platinum to the mix?
Roderick Strong VS The Beast Mortos!
Adam Cole is 2-0 in his MJF Chase, and this will be round two for the Savior of the Backbreaker. But it’s against “his boy,” who he still wants to join The Undisputed Kingdom. But will the menacing minotaur prove Jake The Snake is right? Is Mortos LFI 4 Life? Or can Roddy break through to him with a win?
The bell rings and Roddy tells Mortos he just wants to talk. Why are they in this position? “BEEAST!” Mortos growls at Roddy, but he tries to tune Roddy out. Roddy keeps shouting at him, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos fires hands, stomps away in the corner, but lets off to roar again. The fans cheer, Mortos runs up and he SMACKS Roddy right down! The fans fire up again as Mortos whips. Roddy grabs ropes, then CALF KICKS Mortos down! Roddy brings Mortos up but Mortos throat chops! Roddy sputters, Mortos stomps him to ropes, then brings him up. Mortos SMACKS Roddy back down, then roars again!
The fans rally as Mortos storms up on Roddy. Mortos whips Roddy corner to corner, then runs in to UPPERCUT, LARIAT and GAMANGIRI! Roddy sputters, but Mortos reels him in for a SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, ONE!! Roddy shows some grit, and Mortos is conflicted. Perhaps he did think of Roddy as a friend, but this is about business. Mortos stalks Roddy, but Roddy mule kicks! Roddy CHOPS, ROCKS and CHOPS again! Mortos shoves Roddy down! Mortos stalks Roddy, the fans duel, and Roddy shoves Mortos back. Mortos gorilla presses Roddy but Roddy slips free! JUMP KNEE! CHOP! CHOP! FOREARM!
Roddy reels Mortos in, ANGLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Mortos is tough but Roddy stomps away on him. Roddy CLUBS Mortos, but Mortos HEADBUTTS! Roddy falls and the fans fire up with Mortos! Mortos storms up on Roddy, stands him up, and CHOPS again! Roddy sputters to a corner, Mortos hesitates, but then he runs in for a SPLASH! Roddy sputters again but Mortos KNEES him low! Mortos whips corner to corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Roddy fires forearm sand CHOPS! Then another knee! Roddy fires haymakers, then whips, but Mortos blocks! Mortos whips Roddy to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP!
Roddy sputters to a corner while the fans fire up with Mortos! Mortos seems less conflicted now, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Mortos stalks Roddy, then CHOKES him in the corner! The ref counts, Mortos stops, to then CHOKE Roddy again! The ref counts more, Mortos stops, and now he eggs Roddy on. Roddy rises, Mortos runs up, and he SPLASHES! Roddy flounders and Mortos snapmares him for a NECK TWIST! Cover, TWO! Mortos seethes but he clamps onto Roddy with a chinlock. Roddy fights the hold, fights to his feet, but Mortos fires knees and CHOSP! Mortos whips, then scoops Roddy to a BACKBREAKER! Mortos whips, and he scoops Roddy again, BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this and Mortos grows frustrated.
Mortos stalks Roddy but Roddy mule kicks. Mortos kicks Roddy, then turns him around for a motorcycle stretch! Roddy endures but Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Roddy is still fighting the motorcycle stretch! Roddy fights as fans rally, but Mortos CLUBS Roddy on the back! Roddy ELBOWS Mortos in return! Then BOOTS, BOOTS again, and ENZIGIRIS! Roddy RAMS Mortos again and again, but Mortos stays up! Mortos swings, Roddy dodge to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up and Roddy rises! Roddy hauls Mortos up, reels him in, but his back won’t let him lift. So Roddy dodges Mortos to SICK KICK! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives and Roddy is sore and frustrated. Roddy drags Mortos back up as the fans rally, but the fireman’s carry doesn’t work.
Mortos shoves Roddy, scoops, torture rack, and then a flip around to a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Mortos is frustrated but Roddy survives again. The fans rally up, Mortos brings Roddy up but Roddy fires body shots. Mortos CLUBS away on Roddy, hauls him up, POWER BREAKER! Then a DISCUS LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!? Roddy survives and Mortos cannot comprehend it! The fans fire up and Mortos vows to end this! Mortos goes to a corner, a little conflicted again, but he powers Roddy up! Scoop and- NO, Roddy slips fere! Roddy dodges then STRONG KNEES!! Cover, Roddy wins!
Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall
But wait! Lance Archer scoops Roddy! BLACKOUT BOMB!! Brian Cage smiles as The Murderhawk Monster takes Roddy down! But will Archer take Roddy out on behalf of MJF? Or will that Worm- er, Wolf of Wrestling just have to prepare for two opponents on one night?
Mariah May speaks.
“I hate women’s wrestling. I really do. It never used to be this way. I was all for ‘hot girl graps’ and ‘women supporting women.’ ‘We’re all in this together, let’s make history!’ And then I won this title. And I realized I am surrounded by the weakest, saddest, most pathetic little s*its I have ever seen. They’re either dead, injured, beaten, sick, or can’t even look me in the eyes. Because they know the truth. I am not in this women’s division. These women are in my division. And if I was them, I would thank me for standing on their necks. My prime is being wasted because no one can touch me. It’s so lonely being the only.
“Years from now, people will wonder, ‘Who killed women’s wrestling?’ Yes, it was me. I did it.” The Glamour is arrogant as always, but is she going to regret growing her ego so big and so fast?
Backstage interview with Anna Jay.
Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and brings up what Mariah just said because clearly, Anna is not happy. Anna tells Mariah that while she thinks “no one can touch you,” Anna did more than that. She slapped Mariah, kicked Mariah, and even beaten Mariah! And next time, she will choke Mariah out until she pisses herself! Anna is the only woman who has pinned Mariah since Mariah won at All In. So now, Anna is going all in. Mariah VS Anna, Round 3, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! And if Anna loses this time, she will never challenge Mariah for the title again. Every woman here wants the title and Mariah’s head. On Dynamite, Anna drops Mariah to bring home both. #JustTryMe.
Mariah’s insults have incensed Anna, will Anna finally become The Star of the Show?
Kris Statlander VS Ashley Vox!
Mercedes Mone & Kamille tried to take her out with their car, so it was a miracle the #BornAgainKristen survived! Will this be a #StaturdayNightCollision Mone & Kamille need to watch closely?
The bell rings and Vox fires forearms! Kris grabs Vox by the neck! Vos still fires hands! Vox whips, Kris reverses, and then Kris runs in. Vox slips out, RAMS Kris, then goes up to headscissor, only for Kris to block! Kris then pops Vox around for an F5! The fans fire up as Kris ripcords Vox into a fireman’s carry, then the tuck! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Blink and you missed it, that’s how determined Kris is t- BACKSTABBER! Mone has Kris in the STATEMENT MAKER!! The fans boo and Kris taps, but it won’t stop The CEO! The refs rush out here to shout at Mone, but Mone only lets go when she’s satisfied! Mone raises her belts high, but Kris is rising up! Mone bails, but will she still have those belts by the end of the year?
La Faccion Ingobernable is backstage.
Jake The Snake follows Rush y Dralistico but they tell cameramen to move aside. Rush asks Mortos what’s wrong with him. How could he lose to Roddy? Did he forget what LFI is about?! They’re to show no mercy on anyone! Roddy is not your friend! He is not your familia! LFI is all that! So forget the Kingdom! They have a grand opportunity next week! Show him who you are! Mortos is riled up again, and Jake says some people, you just don’t piss off. LFI are those people. And Acclaimed, you’re just a bunch of squirrels playing around, trying to find a nut. No nuts here, you’ll get more than you can handle.
And remember one thing and one thing only: If you mess with the bull, you get the horns! Will Mortos & Dralistico destroy the hopes of Caster & Bowens without a second thought? Or will they get hit with that Mic Drop?
AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Action Andretti!
With The Young Bucks abandoning The Elite, The Scapegoat has put it on himself to push his twisted idea of progress forward. He has Daniel Garcia breathing down his throat, yet he goes to Lowell, Massachusetts just to call out Yota Tsuji. And now, he put this open challenge out, only for it to be answered in an instant. Will Jack Perry be able to keep up with everything he’s taking on? Or will this match be a Sight to See?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is ready to make a sacrifice!
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, and Jack powers Action back to a corner. The ref counts, Jack lets off slowly, then pokes action. Action says okay, whatever. The fans sing, “Oh~ Cry Me a River.” The two tie up, Action waistlocks but Jack wrenches. Action rolls, bridges, handsprings, and wrenches back. Jack breaks free, headlocks, but Action powers up and out. Jack runs Actin over, then soaks up the heat. Things speed up. Action drops, hurdles, but Jack CHOP BLOCKS! Jack POSTS Action, then joins him on the apron. Jack KICKS Action, drags him up, CLUBS him on the back, then APRON BACK SUPLEXES!
Action writhes, Jack lounges, and the fans fire up. Jack brings Action up, whips him into steel steps, then refreshes the ring count. Jack drags Action up, for a BACK SUPLEX ON THE STEPS! The fans are torn but Jack revels in it all while Collision goes picture in picture.
Jack drags Action up, puts him in the ring, and then takes his time stepping back in. Jack soaks up cheers and jeers before he brings Action around. Action fires body shots, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Action whips but Jack reverses to ELBOW Action down! Cover, TWO! Jack is annoyed, but wait, does he throw a tooth at the fans?! Hopefully not, that’s unsanitary. Jack snap suplexes Action, covers, TWO! Jack smirks, then sits Action up to KNEE him in the back! Action endures as Jack clamps on a chinlock, digging that knee into Action’s back. Action fights but Jack shifts to a headlock. Jack grinds Action down, and grins as he smothers Action!
The ref reprimands so Jack stops. Action fights up, pries at the hold, but Jack wrangles him down to KICK! Jack stands Action up to CHOP back down! Jack scuffs Action to a corner, then CHOPS again! Jack digs his knee in, then stands on Action in the corner! The ref counts but Jack talks trash on fans. Jack steps away at 4, dares fans to do something, especially Real-Life Peter Griffin. Jack drags Action up to CLUB him down! Collision returns to single picture as Action fights the suplex, and ack CLUBS him again! Jack suplexes, Action cradle counters! TWO!! Jack swings, Action bobs ‘n’ weaves to kick a leg!
Action CHOPs, BUZZSAWS, and deadlift- NO, the back won’t let him suplex! Jack shoves Action to ropes, but Action handsprings to BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up and Action deadlift suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Jack survives and Action grows frustrated. Action drags Jack up to fireman’s carry, but Jack elbows free. Jack goes to the apron, pulls hair and KNEES Action in the back! Jack drags Action to the apron, CLUBS him, then hoists him up. Action fights the back suplex this time and fires elbows! Jack CHOPS! Action ROCKS! Jack CHOPS, Action ROCKS! Action fires a flurry, then fires up. Action runs but into an ELBOW!
Jack runs up, but into a fireman’s carry! APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! The fans fire up and Action springboards in, 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Jack survives and Action is stunned! Action drags Jack to a corner, then goes up to SPLIT LEG, but he has to land out as Jack moves! Jack BOOTS Action, runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Jack survives yet again and Action is beside himself! The fans fire up and Action drags Jack to his feet. Action CLUBS Jack, torture racks, but Jack slips free! Roll-up, with tights! TWO!! Action escapes but Jack SUPERKICKS! Jack reels Action in, brings him up, and hits a BUCKLE BOMB!
Jack reels Action back in, suplexes, and hits a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!? Action survives and Jack is the one stunned! Jack goes back to a corner, he aims at Action, then runs in with the- NO, Action dodges the knee, roll and jackknife bridge, TWO!! Jack swings, Action dodges, springboard and FLYING CHUCK! The fans fire up and Action runs again, STANDING SHOOTING STAR, onto knees! V-TRIGGER!! A shot at The Best Bout Machine before the GLASS JAW BREAKER!! Cover, Jack wins!
Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
The Scapegoat makes Action his newest sacrifice, and he grabs a mic, only for Daniel Garcia to appear! The fans cheer as Red Death storms his way down to the ring. Jack sighs as he turns around, and he lets Garcia have the mic already. Garcia says unfortunately, this isn’t about talking to the fans, but about talking to Jack. Garcia wants Jack to understand, they disagree on a lot of things, but the one they disagree on the most is that Jack thinks they’re alike. And Jack thinks he’s special because he came back from a “vacation,” hair all in his face, driving in a beat up school bus, when really, he’s a multimillionaire “Nepo Baby” who was handed everything his entire life.
And Jack does not care about anyone else, he doesn’t fight for anyone else, and that is a major difference between them. Garcia fights for the people he cares about. Garcia fires for Daddy Magic, he fights for Private Party, he fights for everyone in the back. You think that makes Garcia weak? No, that makes him strong! THE PEOPLE make Garcia strong! And Jack, Garcia will never, ever be anything like you. But you know what Garcia will be? November 23rd, Full Gear, Garcia becomes T N T CHAMPION! Perry smirks, and asks for the mic back. Garcia hands it over, and Jack says Garcia can have his match. But he’s still not ready.
Jack drops the mic, pushes past Garcia, and clearly thinks it’s a given he will still be golden. But will The Scapegoat learn why this is the man known as Red Death?
Julia Hart is… back to being a cheerleader?
She has the skirt, the pompoms and the letterman’s jacket. But then the shadowy shroud watches from the stands. “The House of Black… Always Wins…!” Cheerleader Julia turns her cheer into one for The House of Black. They always win. They will fight to the death and make you scream. And scream she does. The shroud stands, armed with a bow ‘n’ arrow. And she says, “You’ll never be good enough.” She then SHOOTS Hart through the heart! But then she wakes up! Is the Princess of the Dark Throne on her way back?
Backstage interview with Daniel Garcia.
Lexy finds Garcia talking with Matthew Menard and announces that it’s now official, Garcia will have his TNT Championship match. Menard apologizes to Lexy for interrupting, but he was just talking with Garcia. Lexy can stick around if she wants, because surely the world wants to hear this. Menard says Perry thinks Garcia’s not ready, but all Garcia has to do is turn it up to the max. Menard knows Danny is ready, Mama Garcia knows Danny is ready, the WHOLE WORLD knows Danny is ready! All Danny has to do is prove them right. Prove them right and take the title from that prick! Garcia says he will. Let’s get it!
Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy VS AR Fox!
The Prodigy has a camera at gorilla as he says he heard through the grapevine that today is a very special day. Today is the anniversary of AR Fox’s father passing away. Good thing that he’s dead, because Papa Fox would disown Fox after what Nick’s about to do to him. A Prodigy never forgets. Will this grudge for what Fox & Swerve did to him lead Nick to a brutal victory? Or will- FOX DIVES ONTO NICK! Nick crossed a line so Fox throws him around ringside! Fox puts Nick in the ring, the bell rings, and Nick bails out fast, only for Fox to FLY! Down goes Nick by commentary! The fans fire up with Fox and he high-fives the front row.
Fox stomps Nick around, drags him up and ROCKS him! Nick staggers away, Fox storms up on him, and Fox fires more hands. Fox ROCKS Nick, then storms up again, but Nick drop toeholds him into steel steps! Fox flounders and sputters while Nick gets to his feet. The fans boo but Nick drags Fox up. Nick ROCKS Fox, kicks him low, and CHOPS him against the apron! The fans boo as Nick refreshes the count, and he kicks Fox again and again. Nick whips, Fox reverses, and Nick hits railing! Fox then BOOTS Nick down! The fans fire up and Fox high-fives them again. Fox goes up the railing, but Nick trips him up!
The fans boo again but Nick grins as Collision goes picture in picture.
Nick catches his breath before he storms up on Fox. Nick BOOTS Fox while he’s still stuck! Nick then drags Fox from the railing to DDT to the floor! Nick soaks up heat, Kip says Nick’s the man, and Nick brings Fox back up. Nick RAMS Fox into the apron, then puts him in the ring. Fox crawls to ropes but Nick BOOTS him down! Nick now has Fox under ropes, for a ROPE GUILLOTINE! Fox sputters, the ref reprimands, but Nick just soaks up more heat. Nick storms up on Fox, drags him around, but Fox fires body shots. Nick knees low, snapmares, then drops a leg! Cover, ONE!! Fox is tougher than that but Nick stays cool.
Nick paces, stomps Fox, then brings Fox up to whip. Fox hits buckles hard, then slumps down in the corner. Nick is in control as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Nick RAMS Fox from the apron. Nick slingshots, but Fox jumps out! Nick FLOPS on the mat, Fox SENTONS back in! The fans fire up as Fox builds speed and he FLIES out onto Nick again! Fox hurries to put Nick back in, then he climbs up a corner. Fox SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO! Nick stays in this so Fox throws off the durag. The fans rally up and Fox brings Nick around. Fox reels Nick in, says thumbs down, but Nick resists the lift! Fox CLUBS Nick, tries again, but Nick still fights. Nick ROCKS Fox, runs, and KICKS! Fox ENZIGIIRS! Nick ends up in a corner, Fox ELBOWS him!
Fox rolls with Nick but Nick knows that trick! SNAP DRAGON! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fox survives that counter and Mother Wayne is upset for Nick. The fans rally, Nick watches Fox crawl, and he hoists Fox up. Nick puts Fox up top and backwards, then CLUBS Fox. Nick climbs up, goes to full nelson, but Fox fights with elbows! The fans fire up as Nick falls back. Fox adjusts but Nick trips him up! Fox bounces through to roll Nick! BASEMENT CUTTER! And then the tuck and POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Nick survives and Fox is shocked! Fox stalks Nick as Nick goes to a corner. “This is Awesome!” as Fox runs up.
Nick BOOTS Fox, goes up top, but Fox jumps up to get him! RUNWAY PAIN! Fox goes up, Mother Wayne distracts the ref and Kip gets on the apron! Fox kicks Kip away, then 450 FLOPS as Nick moves! The distraction was just enough to save Nick! Nick hurries to haul Fox up, underhook, but Fox trips Nick! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Nick hurries to a corner! Fox runs in, but is sent into buckles! Nick then SNAP DRAGONS again! And then the underhooks, ROLLING TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, Nick wins!
Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall
Mother is proud of her boy, though she and “Superbad Stepbrother” Kip did help hand that win to Nick. But Nick isn’t done, he wants to make Fox pay for his past! Kip brings Fox up, and Mother Wayne gives Nick a picture of Fox’s father! And then a staple gun!! They give Fox the Swerve treatment of STAPLING the picture to Fox’s face!! The fans boo but Nick grins at what he has done. The Patriarchy stands over Fox, will they do even worse to make Nick a champion?
Backstage interview with MXM Collection.
Lexy is now with Mansoor & Mason Madden, and brings up this new sort of “collaboration” with Johnny TV. It seems there is an update? Yes, that’s right, “Lexington.” Mansoor says “Johnathon Television” requested they slide into his DMs and that is exactly what they did. Mansoor’s message requested Johnny join them in a Trios match for next week’s Collision. His reply? We’re waiting for it. Oh, okay, he’s read it. The three dots are here! And Johnny says… He already has a match with Daniel Garcia. Darn it. But wait, there’s more! They can come with him ringside! That’s great! What about the pic Mason sent him?
Johnny says… “Nice hog.” Wait, what? Oh, it’s a piggy. Okay, Mason, let’s go, Johnny TV style! They pose, and slide?! Wait, someone is pushing them on a dolly cart? Sebastian, you fool, you’re going the wrong way! Now you’re in the shot, you bald idiot! Sebastian goes in reverse and MXM is furious. But will “MXM TV” become a thing?
AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS The Conglomeration!
Pac, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta thought they could crush Orange Cassidy before Full Gear and get away with it, but they’re dead wrong! Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Tomohiro Ishii are fighting to avenge Freshly Squeezed, but will they also take these titles? Or will The Bastard, The Swiss Superman & The Decoder keep the faction dripping with gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the word of the day has something to do with victory!
The teams sort out and Yuta starts against Kyle. They circle, Yuta waistlocks but Kyle switches. They go around and around, Kyle uses leg guard to fight Yuta off, and the two reset. The fans cheer as the two knuckle lock, and Yuta kicks, spins, and trips Kyle. Cover, ONE! Yuta headlocks, Kyle powers out, but Yuta runs him over! Things keep moving, and Kyle kitchen sink knees Yuta down! Kyle then fires kicks and strikes, LEG SWEEP, and the fans fire up! Kyle tags Mark and Mark CHOPS Yuta! And then MACHINE GUN CHOPS! The fans fire up with Mark, he tags Ishii, and the fans fire up more as Ishii CHOPS!
Yuta fires a forearm, but Ishii eggs him on! Yuta fires more forearms, but Ishii just leans into the shots! Yuta is cornered but he keeps fighting! Ishii just DECKS him with one shot! Tag to Kyle and Kyle runs up to fire off fast hands and KICKS! Tag back to Mark and he brings Yuta around to suplex high and hard! Cover, ONE!! Yuta is tough but Mark stomps him. Mark then suplexes again, only for Yuta to slip free. Yuta waistlocks, he brings Mark back, tag to Pac! Pac kicks Mark low, bumps him off buckles, then runs him corner to corner. Then he runs Mark side to side! Tag to Claudio, and Claudio stomps a mudhole in!
The fans boo but Claudio soaks up the heat. Yuta fishhooks Mark, Claudio stomps another mudhole in, and the Death Riders all get their shots in! The ref is busy keeping Ishii back, but Claudio stands Mark up to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT! Tag to Yuta and Yuta CHOPS Mark! The fans “WOO~” as Yuta then bumps Mark off buckles. Yuta whips corner to corner, but Mark goes up and over! Yuta runs up, but into a REDNECK KUNG-FU PUNCH! Mark HOTSHOTS Yuta, drags him out of the ring, but Claudio attacks! Claudio back suplexes, Mark lands out and CHOPS! Ishii LARIATS! Pac runs in but Mrk TOSSES him out!
The Conglomeration makes sure The Death Riders are lined up, and Mark has a chair! Mark sets that up as the fans rally, and Mark builds speed! Mark FLIES, and he bowls The Death Riders over! The fans fire up and Conglomeration high-fives. Mark UPPERCUTS Claudio, then he puts Yuta in the ring. Mark CHOPS Yuta, tags Ishii, then Ishii tags Kyle. They CHOP and KICK on repeat! The fans fire up with every shot, and then Mark intercepts Pac! Mark TOSSES Pac, Ishii& Kyle double whip to CHOP KICK COMBO! Cover, TWO! Yuta survives but Kyle has an ARMBAR! Claudio BODY CHECKS Ishii!
The fans boo but Mark chases Claudio. Pac stomps Kyle in the distraction! The fans boo but The Bastard rains down fists! The ref finally sees what’s going on and Pac backs off. Yuta tags Claudio and Claudio runs at Kyle. UPPERCUT in the corner! Kyle falls in a heap and Claudio tags Pac. The Death Riders mug Kyle while Collision goes picture in picture.
Pac stands on Kyle’s face! The ref reprimands and counts, Pac steps away, and now the ref has to keep Mark back. Pac puts Kyle on ropes, CHOKES him, but the fans rally up. The ref counts, Pac stops at 4, and Pac tags Yuta in. Yuta kicks Kyle around, the two fire forearms back and forth! Kyle gets the edge but Yuta RAMS Kyle into the corner! Tag to Claudio and the Death Riders mug Kyle! The ref reprimands but Claudio fires hands, UPPERCUTS, CHOPS, and a HEADBUTT! Kyle sputters, Pac gets a cheap shot in but the ref reprimands. Claudio snapmares to a cover, TWO! Claudio clamps on the chinlock and chicken wing.
Claudio grinds Kyle down but Kyle endures. Kyle fights up, fires body shots, but Claudio keeps him from his corner! Tag to Pac and Pac BOOTS Kyle down! The ref reprimands but Pac stands Kyle up. Pac whips corner to corner hard and Kyle slumps down. Pac storms up on Kyle, brings him around, and puts him in the Death Rider corner for more stomps. Pac stomps and stomps, the ref again has to stop Ishii, and Claudio tags in. Collision returns to single picture as Claudio scoops and SLAMS Kyle! Cover, TWO! Kyle is tougher than that, but Claudio keeps him down with a cobra clutch. The fans rally as Kyle fights up!
Kyle fires body shots, but Pac tags in. Claudio scoops Kyle for a BACKBREAKER! Pac goes up to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Pac grows frustrated with the ref’s count, but the ref defends it is a fair count. The fans rally while Kyle crawls, but Pac taunts The Conglomeration before he stomps Kyle. Pac paces around Kyle, kicks him around, and then eggs Kyle on. Kyle rises up to fire forearms! The fans fire up with Kyle, but Pac kicks a leg out! Pac kicks Kyle again! Yuta & Claudio just rush and BLAST The Conglomeration! Pac then puts Kyle in a corner, and Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT! Yuta ELBOWS, Pac UPPERCUTS, and the cycle continues!
The fans boo as The Death Riders stampede on Kyle with ELBOWS and UPPERCUTS! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, CONGLOMERATION BREAKS IT! The Death Riders TOSS Mark & Ishii out, then send Mark into railing! Pac stalks Kyle back to the Death Rider corner, then tags in Yuta. Yuta brings Kyle up, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! The fans rally for Kyle, but Yuta keeps him down with a facelock. Kyle fights up, reaches out, but Yuta holds him back! Yuta KNEES Kyle low, then taunts Ishii. But Kyle steps over Yuta to KICK him! Yuta rewinds, slips around, but Kyle rolls for a takedown! ANKLE LOCK!
Yuta rolls, has a cradle, TWO!! Kyle and Yuta get up, they DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Kyle crawls, reaches, hot tag to Ishii! Ishii dodges Pac, BLASTS Claudio, then dodges Pac to make him hit Claudio! SNAP GERMAN! Yuta runs up, into a SNAP GERMAN! Claudio is back, but Ishii grabs him! Ishii ducks an elbow, then SNAP GERMANS! The fans are thunderous as Ishii storms up on Pac. Ishii CHOPS and ROCKS Pac on repeat! Ishii whips, Pac reverses, but Ishii comes right back! Pac kicks low, suplexes, but Ishii fights that! Ishii wrenches, Pac fires a forearm, Ishii hits back!
Pac SOBATS, but Ishii suplexes! BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Pac survives but Ishii isn’t letting off. Ishii brings Pac up, but Pac JAWBREAKERS free! Mark tags in, as does Claudio! The Sussex County Chicken unleashes his Redneck Kung-Fu on Pac and Claudio! Forearms, chops, and repeat! Claudio ducks the lariat to waistlock, but Mark BOOTS Pac away! Mark then breaks free to PELE Claudio! The fans fire up again and Mark catches Pac! EXPLODER! Claudio is in a corner, Mark runs up to forearm SMASH! Mark whips, Claudio reverses, but Mark BOOTS Pac! Mark then wrenches Claudio, kicks low, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!
Claudio survives but the fans fire up behind Mark! Mark calls his shot, and he underhooks Claudio. But Claudio fights the lift! Claudio BACKDROPS free, tag to Yuta! But Mark REDNECK PALM STRIKES! Mark whips, Yuta reverses, but Kyle tags in! Mark ROCKS Yuta, then feeds him to Kyle’s BOOT! Mark DIVES onto Claudio! Ishii LARIATS Yuta in a corner, Kyle adds his forearm SMASH, and then a feed to Ishii! CHASING THE DRAGON!! Mark is up top, for the FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, PAC BREAKS IT! Ishii whips Pac to the apron, but Pac RAMS back into Ishii! Pac slingshots up and over, but Ishii LARAITS Pac!
Claudio UPPERCUTS Ishii! Mark runs up, into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Kyle KNEES Claudio, to AX &- UPPERCUT! Kyle stays up to KNEE Claudio down! All six men are down, and the fans are thunderous! A standing count starts while the fans rally behind “A E DUB! A E DUB!” And then here comes the rest of the Death Riders, Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir! The Maniac & The Problem make their way in from the crowd side, are they going to do to Conglomeration what they did to Cassidy? WAIT! Orange Cassidy is here! The fans fire up as Freshly Squeezed is back, much to Moxley’s surprise!
Cassidy marches right to ringside, and he stares Moxley down from across the way. Yuta also glares at Cassidy, but Kyle rolls Yuta up! TWO!! Yuta escapes but ends up in an ANKLE LOCK!! Moxley seethes, but Pac is back! SUPERKICK to Kyle! KYLE HOLDS ON! Ishii whips, Pac grabs ropes, but Ishii LARIATS Pac up and out! Ishii storms out after Pac but Claudio sends him into railing! Claudio drags Yuta to safety but Mark WRECKS Claudio with kicks! Mark runs at Claudio, but Claudio TOSSES Mark up and over railing! Kyle still has Yuta’s foot! Yuta rolls, sends Kyle to the apron, and Claudio has a chair!
The ref grabs the chair, Kyle FLYING KNEES Pac! Kyle dodges Claudio but Marina JAMS Kyle with the briefcase! Claudio puts Kyle in, Yuta hits the BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Death Riders win!
Winners: The Death Riders, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)
Moxley & Marina make sure their men hold onto the gold, but now Cassidy storms into the ring. Moxley sees that, dares Cassidy to come after him, but Yuta stands in the way. So Yuta gets an ORANGE PUNCH!! And then Cassidy DIVES onto Moxley! The fans fire up, Rocky Romero makes his way out here, and Conglomeration brawls with Death Riders! Marina drags Moxley away from Cassidy, but Cassidy stands on the commentary desk to stare Moxley down. Death Riders fight but they’re in tactical retreat! Cassidy says hold on. CANNONBALL onto the cluster! The fans fire up as Cassidy stands back up to again stare Moxley down.
The Death Riders may have gold between the world title and the world trios titles, but will that change once Cassidy kicks it into Full Gear?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here, really packed full of action and story. While I criticized using Roddy VS Mortos as a replacement for Roddy VS Cole drama in this build, I do appreciate Mortos playing up how emotionally conflicted he was during his match. It is a little silly to think Mortos actually liked The Undisputed Kingdom, but he and Roddy had a great match, and that was a great win for Roddy. But with Roddy VS Archer announced during the match, I suppose it made sense for Archer to attack Roddy. Next week’s Dynamite should’ve still been Cole VS Roddy, winner gets MJF, but I suppose there can still be drama over only one of them winning, and the other has to force himself to be happy for his friend. What would be wild is if RODDY wins and Cole is the one swallowing his pride.
Kris of course wins a squash match to build momentum, but then I should’ve figured Mone would attack her. Just saw her do that to Hazuki at the NJPW Strong show, so it’s just the CEO’s MO to go after her challengers in an attempt to weaken them before the title match. I wouldn’t mind if Hazuki returned the favor to integrate stories between AEW and NJPW. Honestly, same goes for Yota Tsuji showing up on an AEW show after Jack Perry went after him. Jack of course beat Action in the title match, but good promos from him and Garcia to hype up their title match. With no Bucks around, maybe the rest of The Elite starts losing gold, and Jack is first.
Great match from Nick and Fox to revisit their feud from the past, and Nick sure is learning from “Father” Christian by bringing up Fox’s dead dad. The Patriarchy of course had to cheat to win, but at least Nick’s rolling tiger driver won instead of being buried like it was against Ricochet. Nick indirectly calls out Swerve, too, with the staple gun stuff. Maybe after the Hurt Syndicate stuff, Swerve revisits this feud to settle things with Nick. Speaking of, good promos from Lio Rush and Acclaimed in connection to the Hurt Syndicate. As Top Flight flounders, maybe Lio jumps ship to be Hurt Syndicate going into the Continental Classic season.
Acclaimed are also just a moment away from falling apart, and their match with LFI next week will be a big part of that. Maybe Acclaimed win, maybe they don’t, really depends on how the tag title Fatal 4 Way’s Heel-Face ratio is looking after this next week. The House of Black of course squashed The Iron Savages, and I even like the Julia Hart return teaser. Good promo from House of Black and FTR to establish it’s Brody & Malakai. With Outrunners beating Top Flight to qualify for the title match, it would be interesting if the #FTRunners were forced to fight each other during that match.
Very good promos from Mariah and Anna to establish a last chance title match. Pretty sure Anna loses, though, as I still think they’re waiting on a Mariah VS Mina feud before Mariah loses the belt. Hilarious promo from MXM Collection to plug a team-up with Johnny TV next week, even if it they’re just in his corner. I feel like we could also get a very good Six Man Tag of #MXMTV VS Garcia & Private Party to warm up Garcia & Private Party before Full Gear. And great title match main event, but of course Moxley made sure his guys won by any means necessary. Good brawl to close the night, but all the more reason Yuta’s gonna get involved and cost Cassidy.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will this be a smoother flight for Top Flight?
Action Andretti got punked out on Collision, and his team is looking for a fight! Plus, Lio Rush and Komander run it back, will the Bad Child get his lick back?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Hikaru Shida VS Viva Van; Shida wins.
- Triple Threat Tag: The Kingdom VS The Dark Order VS The Infantry; The Kingdom wins.
- Top Flight VS JD Drake & BEEF; Top Flight wins.
- Lio Rush VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Lio wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Hikaru Shida VS Viva Van!
The Shining Samurai is back, and she is still determined to show she is The Ace of AEW! Will Shida continue to march towards history? Or will the Hellbent Vixen get the biggest win of her career?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Shida as she circles with Viva. They tie up, Viva pulls hair, and the ref reprimands as Viva puts Shida on ropes. Viva steps back, and the two reset. They circle, tie up, and Shida headlocks. Viva powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and fans cheer as neither woman falls. Viva runs, RAMS Shida, but Shida fires up! The fans cheer, Viva fakes a run to kick low! Viva headlocks, Shida fires body shots, and Shida slips out to hammerlock. The two go around, Viva throws elbows then switches. Shida pries the hold open to switch with Viva. Viva switches again, but Shida switches again.
The two go around and around again and again, and Shida picks Via up to swing her around! The fans cheer and Shida SLAMS Viva down! Shida stalks Viva to the apron, drags her around, and CLUBS her. Shida says iku zo (let’s go) and runs up! KNEE LIFT! The fans fire up with Shida again and she goes back to the ring. Shida drags Viva up on the apron, but Viva HOTSHOTS back! Viva slingshots up and over, gets moving, and she WHEEL KICKS Shida down! Cover, TWO! Shida survives but Viva keeps on her with forearms. Viva rains down those shots, then she turns Shida over. Viva pulls Shida’s hair, the ref reprimands, and Viva stops at 4, to switch hands!
The ref counts again, Viva CLUBS Shida down. Viva soaks up heat, runs, somersaults, and poses! Viva shimmies to taunt Shida, then tells fans to shut up. But Shida fires body shots! Shida rises, fires hands, but Viva kicks low. Viva goes to run but Shida reels her in! Viva fights the lift, fires elbows, but Shida ROCKS her in return! Viva fires another forearm, but Shida fires one back! The shots go back and forth and the fans rally up! Shida fires a flurry and the fans cheer! Shida ROCKS Viva, but Viva pulls hair! Viva dodges a forearm, Shida dodges Viva! Shida goes up and up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Shida as she storms around.
Shida brings Viva up, puts her in a corner, and she climbs to rain down fists! The fans count all the way to TEN! Shida then SUPER BULLDOGS Viva, and runs to TAMASHII KNEE! Cover, TWO! Viva survives but Shida doesn’t stop! Shida aims, for the KAT- NO, Viva ducks! BUCKLE BULLDOG! Viva goes up, springboards, CROSSBODY! But Shida rolls through to cover! TWO!! Viva hurries to her feet to BOOT Shida! And CLUB her! Viva uses the Electric Chair Lift, fold, but Shida victory rolls! TWO! Viva escapes and is furious! Shida runs up to clinch, and ROCK Viva! And QUESTION MARK KICK! And then FALCON ARROW! Cover, Shida wins!
Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall
She’s done the deal and she’s back with a win! Will Shida be back in the title chase with this momentum?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee Paquette is with the wild Aussie and says it has been a wild week for her. Or, weeks. Or even a few months. Quite the year, really. Harley says yes, let’s recap, shall we? Deep breath and Harley begins: she made a calculated plan to join The Outcasts to break up a couple that ended up getting married and having a baby, so congrats to them; Harley was mauled by Mariah May, trounced by Toni Storm, and not to mentioned a woman named after the atmosphere, and even a doctor; standing next to her mentor, Saraya, and her entire Knight family, she then made her Wembley Stadium debut appearance, only to be assaulted by an even more “Bri’ish person,” who loves to dress in 1970s vintage attire!
Later, said woman put Harley through two tables at Arthur Ashe Stadium, and those tables were covered in tiny toy cars. And then Harley had an encounter with Anna Jay’s fat ass, non-sexually, then it was Tacoma, Stockton, and then Harley was a kitty cat for Day of the Dead, to be sacrificed at the altar by Thunderrrrrrrosa, so yes, all in all, quite a rough year for Harley. But what does the future hold? Renee says they’re not out of time. What? Renee apologizes, Harley shouts, “Fear the wrath of Harley Cameron!” Will all this fire inside of Harley burn whoever faces her next? Or will Harley just end up with burnout?
Triple Threat Tag: The Kingdom VS The Dark Order w/ Evil Uno VS The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!
Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, Alex Reynolds & John Silver, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo. All top tier tag teams that want tag titles, but only those in the Full Gear Contenders Series will fight for their opportunity. Will the winner of this match prove they should’ve been included in the chase?
The fans cheer on Taven as he’s New Hampshire born, but then The Infantry attack The Kingdom! Guess neither of them will be legal… The bell rings, and Infantry runs up on Dark Order! Dark Order dodge to fire off haymakers! Silver LARIATS Dean up and out, Reynolds whips Carlie to slide and trip him! Silver springboards to SPLASH! Reynolds slingshots to SPLASH as well! The fans fire up but Reynolds grits his teeth from the rib pain. Carlie hits a BODY SHOT, then he drags Reynolds up. Carlie whips Reynolds, but Reynolds ducks ‘n’ dodges. Taven tags in, Reynolds grabs ropes, and Taven spins Carlie around to kick, JAB, and kick again!
Taven whips, Carlie reverses, but Taven goes up and over. Taven keeps moving, slides under Carlie, but Carlie comes back, into a DROPKICK! The fans fire up “Because IIIII’M Matt Taven!” Carlie tells him to shut up and pie faces Taven! Taven clamps onto Carlie’s arm, wrenches, and tags in Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Carlie, then feed to a BOOT! FOREARM! LARIAT! Bennett covers, TWO! The fans rally with Bennett and he brings Carlie up. Bennett CHOPS Carlie off his feet! Bennett stands Carlie up but Carlie RAMS him into the Infantry corner! Dean traps Bennett, and Carlie runs up. Bennett BOOTS back, ROCKS Dean, then BOOTS Carlie again!
Bennett reaches for his corner but Dean trips Bennett! Carlie distracts the ref while Dean spins Bennett around to SMACK off the apron! Bennett sputters, Carlie runs out there, GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP! Carlie says that’s how they do things in the STP! The fans boo but Carlie drags Bennett up. The Infantry whip Bennett hard into railing! The fans boo but STP high-fives and fires up. Taven protests but Carlie puts Bennett in the ring. Carlie stomps Bennett, drops a knee, cover, ONE!! Bennett is tougher than that! Carlie drags Bennett up to snap suplex! The fans still rally for Bennett but Carlie grins.
Carlie drags Bennett up, whips him to the Infantry corner, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Carlie tags Dean, The Infantry hauls Bennett up to mug him, and then Carlie sucker punches everyone else! Silver stays up to take a swing but Carlie gets away. Dean stomps away on Bennett, then stops as the ref counts. Then Dean fires hands on Bennett! The ref backs Dean away, but this lets Carlie CHOKE Bennett! Adora laughs at Bennett, Taven protests, but Carlie stops before he gets caught. Dean drags Bennett up, Bennett fires hands, but Dean CLUBS him down! Dean keeps Bennett from Taven to scoop and SLAM! Dean runs to then JUMPING ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bennett stays in this but Dean stays on him.
Dean has an arm for a top wristlock, but Bennett fights up! Bennett fires shots, but Dean CLUBS him again. Rampage returns to single picture as Dean whips Bennett to the corner. Dean runs in to ELBOW Bennett, then tag to Carlie. BACKBREAKER and DIVING FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Bennett is firing back up but Carlie clamps on with a chinlock. The fans rally as Bennett endures, but Carlie grinds him down. Bennett claws at the hold, fights up to his feet, and fires body shots. The fans rally harder as Bennett is free. Bennett CHOPS Carlie, CHOPS again, then reaches for Taven. But Carlie yanks Bennett back to BLAST Taven!
The fans boo and Carlie says no tagging in! But Bennett hits a SPINEBUSTER! Bennett and Carlie are down, and Carlie crawls to hot tag Dean! Bennett dodges Dean, and with no Taven to tag, he hot tags Silver! The fans fire up as Johnny Hungy gets to rally on The Captain! Silver whips Dean, BACKDROPS him, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver runs at the corner to SMASH Dean, whip corner to corner, but Dean reverses. Silver dodges, ENZIGIRI! GERMAN SUPLEXE! SUPERKICK! Then the straitjacket BACKSTABBER! Cover, Carlie breaks it! The Infantry keeps this alive, but Silver TOSSES Carlie back out!
The fans fire up but Dean JAWBREAKERS Silver! Taven tags in, as does Carlie! Taven dodges Carlie to SPLASH Dean! HEEL KICK for Carlie, GAMANGIRI for Dean! Reynolds runs in, Taven puts him on the apron, and Taven SUPERKICKS Silver! KICK O’ THE KING for Reynolds! The fans fire up for Taven, and he goes to the apron. Taven climbs a corner, to ASAI MOONSAULT Reynolds & The Infantry! Taven tries to remember who’s legal, and he puts Carlie in. The fans fire up again as Taven climbs. But Lee Moriarty gets on the apron! The ref tells Lee to hop down, but Dean SHOVES Taven off the corner!
The Infantry regroups, and they hook Taven up! Carlie runs, but Reynolds tags in before Taven’s taken to BOOT CAMP! Reynolds & Silver have Carlie for teh FLAPJACK UPPERCUT! Dean CLOBBERS Silver! And kitchen sink knee for Reynolds! Bennett fireman’s carries Dean, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Reynolds shoves Bennett out! Taven is back, he runs in at Reynolds, but only gets buckles! Silver hops in, GAMANGIRI and the feed, but Taven slips around Reynolds to roll him up! Bennett trips Silver as Taven has the cover, TWO! Reynolds BOOTS Taven, but Taven comes back! Into a POP-UP KNEE!
Reynolds roars, runs, but Bennett is in! POP-UP BOSTON BAYONET! Then Taven hoists Reynolds up for Bennett, and Reynolds enters the ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA!! Cover, Kingdom wins!
Winners: The Kingdom, by pinfall
Shane is upset but he has his team stand down. They’ll take the tactical approach. Hold on, Brian Cage makes his way out here! The ROH World TV Champion talks trash to The Kingdom, but where’s his teammate? Wait, Lance Archer’s sneaking in from the crowd side! Archer BLINDSIDE DOUBLE LARIATS Taven & Bennett! The Murderhawk Monster then whips Taven hard into a corner! Archer hoists Taven up while Cage sends Bennett into steel steps! Archer ROCKS Taven, then hoists him up. Bennett is sent into railing while Taven gets the BLACKOUT BOMB! The fans boo but Cage puts Bennett in the ring.
The Don Callis Family’s #MurderMachines aren’t done, as Cage hoists Bennet up! Archer helps out, CHOKE SLAM BOMB!! If #EverybodyDies, then will Cage & Archer be paid handsomely by MJF for taking out Adam Cole’s friends?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
With Full Gear fast approaching, we’ve got a great appetizer in a special tag team grudge match! Jay White & Juice Robinson take on Hangman Page & Christian Cage! Will the Switchblade and Rock Hard Robinson be able to cut down The Cowboy & Captain Charisma? Plus, Britt Baker makes her return to get right into action! Will The DMD get back into the title conversation?
Backstage interview with Roderick Strong.
Lexy Nair asks him how he feels about what we just saw. Roddy says if you want his thoughts, here they are: He is NOT surprised MJF would resort to hiring The Don Callis Family to do his dirty work. MJF is the biggest scumbag coward Roddy has ever met. As Brian Cage and Lance Archer, and well, “JAAAKE! ‘The Snake’ Roberts.” Yes, The Snake slithers in and Roddy says he was just talking about Jake’s former client. Jake says yeah, former. He isn’t here about Archer, he’s here about Beast Mortos. Roddy needs to back off already. But Mortos is Roddy’s boy. No he’s not, Mortos is LFI now. And LFI has a very important match coming up with The Acclaimed.
That means Roddy is messing things up. Mortos needs to be focused, ready, and the killer that he is. If Roddy can’t back himself off, then maybe Mortos will back Roddy up for him. Roddy says Mortos is his boy, but if Jake wants Mortos to try, then hey, Roddy needs a second win. Have Mortos meet Roddy on Collision. Jake grins and says what a fool. Has The Savior of the Backbreaker just doomed himself? Or will he find a way to break through to “his boy,” Beast Mortos?
The Vendetta speaks.
Deonna Purrazzo tells us, “A girl once broke my arm, so I broke both of hers. It was retribution.” Taya Valkyrie says, “A man broke my heart once. So I stabbed his tires! That was revenge.” Deonna says, “It can be immensely satisfying to collect what we’re owed. But sometimes, that’s just not enough. Sometimes it’s about more than simple reprisals.” Sometimes, it’s about sending a message. And not just to the intended targets. Hell, those people might not be around for long. The message is for everyone else. Unless you’re prepared to invite a vendetta, The Vendetta, you know who to avoid. And if you’re trying to send a message of your own and need a little help, you know where to find them.
Top Flight w/ Leila Grey & Action Andretti VS JD Drake & BEEF!
With no offense to Leila Grey, Action Andretti, or even Lio Rush, but Dante & Darius Martin were the only members of Top Flight Airlines to win their match last Friday. That said, Angel Dorado & The Air Wolf are looking to build even more momentum. They’re in the Full Gear Contenders Series tomorrow night, will taking on Scrap Metal and Anthony Henry’s Second Cousin By Marriage be an easy warm-up for them?
The teams sort out and Beef tells “Cousin” JD he’ll start. JD says he keeps telling Beef that they are not cousins, but he does let Beef start. Darius steps up for his team, and the fans duel already, “BEEF!” “TOP FLIGHT!” “BEEF!” “TOP FLIGHT!” The two tie up, go around, and Beef powers Darius to ropes. The ref counts, Beef lets off, but Darius headlocks. Beef powers up and out, but Darius RAMS him! Beef comes back to break the lariat and CLOBBER Darius! The fans fire up as Beef runs. Darius drops down, hurdles, but Beef catches him! Beef stumbles a bit, Darius slips free, and Darius waistlocks. Beef bucks the O’Conner but Darius ENZIGIRIS!
Darius wrenches Beef, tags Dante, and Dante DOUBLE STOMPS the arm! Dante wrenches, Darius runs, LEAP FORG ATTACK! Beef clutches his elbow but Dante wrenches again. Dante YANKS the arm, and we see Private Party watching, tag titles on their shoulders. Beef endures, whips Dante, but Dante reverse. Dante hurdles, Beef rolls, and things keep moving, Beef cartwheels to DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Beef hurries after Dante. Beef whips Dante to a corner, SPLASHES, and tag to JD! Feed to a LARIAT, then JD slingshots for the SENTON FLOP as Dante moves! Dante RAMS into JD, then slingshots up and over.
Dante keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, then jumps onto JD’s back to backflip away! The fans fire up, JD is stunned, but he takes a swing. Dante dodges, comes back, and jumps to RANA! JD tumbles, stands back up, but into a DROPKICK! The fans fire up, Dante runs in, A-LIST LARIAT! Tag to Darius and Darius snap- NO, JD fights the suplex! JD hoists Darius up, but Dante pushes Darius down, which helps Darius suplex JD! Tag to Dante and Dante slingshot SENTONS! Cover, ONE!! JD is tough but Dante tags Darius back in. Beef coaches his “cousin” but Darius mule kicks JD. Darius UPPERCUTS JD, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Darius RAMS JD again and again, lets off as the ref counts, then runs back in. JD swings, Darius dodges and headlocks. JD powers up and out, but Darius BOOTS him! Darius sucker punches Beef, but JD RAMS Darius into a corner. JD ROCKS Darius, tags Beef, and JD feeds Darius to Beef’s HIP ATTACK! Beef fires up and the fans cheer him on. Beef drags Darius up, snap suplexes, and stomps Darius around. Beef stands Darius up to JAB! And JAB! Tag to JD, Beef gives a stomp before JD CHOPS! Darius CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! And again! JD KNEES low, then scoops to SLAM! FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO!
Darius stays in this so JD stays close. Darius fires body shots as the fans rally up. JD HEADBUTTS Darius! Darius staggers to the corner, Beef tags in, then Beef & JD double whip Darius to the corner. JD sends Beef in to LARIAT! JD adds a CHOP! Darius sits down, Beef whips JD for the CANNONBALL! Beef drags Darius to the cover, TWO! Darius survives and Beef is frustrated, but Beef keeps Darius from Dante. Beef CLUBS Darius, ROCKS him, and Darius flops onto ropes as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Darius fights off a waistlock. Beef ducks an elbow, but not the DROPKICK! Beef staggers, JD tags in, but so does Dante! Dante dodges JD to fire forearms! The fans fire up as Dante hammers away! Dante roars, then whips, but JD blocks! JD whips Dante, Dante slips out, goes up and around, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up as Dante springboards and CANNONBALLS! Then ROLLING THUDNER MAMBA SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! JD survives but Dante just seethes. Dante drags JD up, but JD shoves him away. JD runs up, but into an elbow! JD comes back, Dante goes up and over!
Dante runs, but JD LARIATS him inside out! Cover, TWO!! Dante survives but JD drags him up> Beef calls to JD, but JD puts Dante on ropes first. Tag to Beef and here comes the SLOPPY STEAKS! Dante sputters into a SPINEBUSTER! JD then sets Dante up, Beef climbs, but Darius anchors Beef! JD storms over to YANK Darius down! Darius dodges JD to TORNADO DDT to the floor! Both men are down, but Beef resets! KENTUCKY MEAT FLOPS!! Dante runs to JUMP KNEE! Tag to Darius, and Top Flight brings Beef up. Beef shoves Dante at Darius, but Darius pops Dante up and over!
Dante runs, Darius has Beef in the facelock, LEG SWEEP DDT COMBO!! Cover, Top Flight wins!
Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall
That was a crash landing for Beef, and now Top Flight is flying high going into Collision! But just as important, they show respect to JD & Beef. Will Dante & Darius earn their golden tickets to the tag title Fatal 4 Way? Or will The Outrunners be the ones kicking it into Full Gear?
Lio Rush now makes his entrance, having sat back waiting on his main event match. The Bad Child nods respect to his team, but will he be following in their footsteps tonight? Or will he end up 0-2 against the Commander of the Skies?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
It is official! Jake The Snake is going to make The Beast Mortos send his message to Roderick Strong. Will Mortos win to not only make Roddy stop recruiting him, but to also ruin Roddy’s chances of facing MJF at Full Gear? Or will Roddy be the one to proverbially kill two birds with one stone? Then, ahead of facing FTR on Dynamite, The House of Black is back in trios action! Will The Iron Savages meet the end at the hands of Brody, Buddy & Malakai? Plus, Kris Statlander survived the vehicular manslaughter attempt from Kamille & Mercedes Mone, and she’ll be back in action already! Will the #BornAgainKristen show nothing can keep her down?
Speaking of action, Action Andretti is looking for redemption of his own as he accepts Jack Perry’s TNT Championship Open Challenge! Will the Sight to See becoming the Face of TNT? Or will he just be a sacrifice for “the greater good?”
Lio Rush VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
AEW returns as Komander and his Hype Man make their entrance, ready for this main event rematch. The bell rings and the fans rally as these two stare down. They step up, they shake hands from the start this time, and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. Then things speed up as Lio takes off in a flash! Komander drops down, Lio handsprings over, then Lio bypasses, redirects, and redirects again! The fans cheer as Lio eggs Komander on. Lio then dodges Komander, rolls him up, TWO! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Komander has a cover, TWO as Lio goes Matrix to slip free! Lio waistlocks, Koamdern slips out the back to trip and flip over!
Komander rolls back, wheelbarrows, and basement arm-drags! Lio tumbles out, the fans fire up, and Komander smiles. Lio cools off while the ring count climbs. Lio slides in at 5 of 10, and he steps to Komander again. Komander offers the handshake now, and Lio slaps it away to then fire forearms! Lio whips, Komander reverses but Lio ducks the haymaker! Lio shoves Komander, both men kick but both men block! Komander spins Lio to waistlock, but Lio switches. Lio shoves, Komander springboards, but LIo steps back to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Lio keeps moving, FRONT SIDE LARIAT! Komander gets folded hard by that and the fans fire up!
Lio paces, Abrahantes rallies the fans, and Lio brings Komander up. Komander RAMS Lio into the corner, and then backs off. Komander storms back up for forearms, then knuckle locks. Komander CHOPS Lio, goes up and up, but Lio keeps him from going further! Lio wrenches to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Komander toughs it out but Lio keeps calm. Komander bails out so Lio builds speed! Komander moves, Lio stops his dive, but then Komander trips Lio! Lio BOOTS Komander away, then SUPERKICKS from the apron! Lio ASAI MOONSAULTS, down goes Komander! The fans fire up while Lio looms over Komander.
Abrahantes coaches Komander, the ring count starts, and the fans rally up. Lio brings Komander up by an arm, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Lio wrenches Komander’s arm, then brings him around to APRON BACK SUPLEX! Komander writhes, Lio shoves him in, cover, TWO!! Komander survives but Lio eggs him on. Lio KICKS Komander in the side, then puts him in the corner. Lio RAMS into Komander, RAMS him again, then fires hands! Komander flounders, Lio stalks him to another corner, and then stomps a mudhole in. The ref reprimands, Lio CHOPS Komander. Komander goes to another corner and Lio struts as he follows. Lio CLUBS Komander, ROCKS him with a haymaker, then TOSSES Komander out. Lio steps out to throw more hands on Komander!
Lio CHOPS Komander against railing! Komander CHOPS in return! Lio flounders away, Abrahantes coaches Komander up, and Komander goes after Lio. Komander puts Lio in the ring, hurries after, and Lio goes to a corner. Komander runs up to SPLASH! Then forearm smash! Snapmare, and SLIDING KICK! Komander fires up while Lio is dazed! Komander shakes out the stars still going around his head, and he goes after Lio at the ropes. Komander brings Lio up, and KICKS him against ropes! And then CHOPS! Lio sputters and even Abrahantes felt that one. Komander facelocks but Lio fiers body shots!
Lio backs Komander down, ROCKS him, then whips him. Lio ELBOWS Komander down, but now Lio has to steady himself. Lio runs to SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this but Lio gets annoyed. Lio clamps onto Komander with a chinlock and he thrashes Komander around. Lio grinds Komander down, but Komander fights up. Abrahantes coaches Komander as Lio shifts to a facelock. Rampage returns to single picture as Komander powers Lio back. But Lio sends Komander into buckles first! Komander comes back to fire forearms! Komander whips, Lio slides to a stop, and then Lio runs at Komander, only to get an ELBOW!
Komander whips, Lio reverses and he sends Komander out to the apron. Lio runs and handsprings, but into a KICK! Lio staggers, Komander springboards, FLYING ARM-DRAG! Komander wrenches Lio, fireman’s carries, and WASTELAND SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Lio stays in this but Komander STANDING MOONSAULTS! Komander hurries to a corner but not to climb. Komander takes aim, runs up, then hops over, but Lio anchors a leg! Komander grabs ropes, the ref counts the break, but Lio holds on so Komander ENZIGIRIS! Now Komander climbs, but Lio bails out! Lio is on the apron but Komander hops down to join him.
Komander eggs Lio on, then blocks a kick to KICK that leg! And ENZIGIRI again! And then APRON- NO, Lio holds ropes to stop the backstabber! Komander hits the edge, writhes in pain, then slowly stands up. Lio runs to HANDSPRING KICK Komander down! Lio builds speed again to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! Lio gets Komander up and into the ring to then lift, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Komander survives but Lio goes to a corner. Lio climbs, but Komander rolls away. The fans rally up as Komander goes all the way to the far side. Lio hops down, runs in, but Komander pops him up!
Komander has the Alabama Lift but Lio shifts his weight! Lio lifts Komander, but goes from bomb position to fireman’s carry, for an F5!! Cover, TWO!! Komander survives again and Lio is furious! Lio hurries back up but Abrahantes coaches Komander. FINAL- NO, Komander moves and Lio rolls through the splash. Lio comes back, into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX into buckles! Lio tumbles, Komander runs corner to corner and goes up and up! TOP ROPE MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!!! Lio survives and Komander is stunned! Abrahantes coaches Komander to stay focused, and Komander puts Lio in the drop zone.
Komander climbs again and the fans fire up! Komander tightrope walks, CIELITO- NO, Lio moves! Komander lands on his feet, fights a stunner, then rolls Lio up! TWO!! Lio rolls Komander, kip up and BASEMENT ENZIGIRI! Lio says it is time! For RUSH HOUR!! But Lio then hurries up top, because now it’s the FINAL HOUR!! Cover, LIO WINS!
Winner: Lio Rush, by pinfall
The Bad Child’s bad mood may not be fully lifted, but this win surely helps. Will we get part 3 sooner rather than later?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, no need for a fifth match that would’ve just been filler. Shida VS Viva was a great opener, a great return for Shida, she can surely have something title wise past Full Gear what with Kris VS Mone already established and potentially Mariah VS Mina as the next thing. Great promo from Harley with her recap of her own 2024. Hard to get a ready on Harley’s popularity but she could start to make her way up the ranks. And good promo from The Vendetta. That last line teases them adding more members, and I wouldn’t mind seeing them get at least one more person on their side so that person can kinda be the scrub that takes losses in matches for them.
Great Triple Threat Tag to help along some of these character turns. Infantry are strong Heels now, The Kingdom are becoming strong Faces now, and then Dark Order was just kinda there to take the loss. Archer & Cage beating down Kingdom adds to this feud between the full Undisputed Kingdom and the Don Callis Family on behalf of MJF, even though Don Callis Family also has beef with Ospreay, Ricochet, Hobbs and Mark Davis. Good promo from Roddy and Jake The Snake to set up what could in a roundabout way be the blowoff of this Mortos story. Kind of a sad substitute for how we’re NOT getting Cole VS Roddy 1v1. As I said on Dynamite, Cole and Roddy surely get that Triple Threat with MJF and that’s where the tension between Cole and Roddy happens.
And great stuff out of Top Flight Airlines, aka the full faction of Top Flight and friends. Quick aside: after Leila lost her wig last week, she’s letting her natural hair show and she looks great as always. Another aside: AEW still can’t keep track of its own stuff. When advertising Collision, Excalibur phrases it as “Jack Perry puts out an Open Challenge,” but the graphic clearly shows Action Andretti has already accepted it, so that’s why I just said Action accepted. I feel like part of the problem is Collision has been prerecorded the last few weeks, taped on Thursdays to air on Saturdays. Rampage is recorded Wednesday night after Dynamite. There is miscommunication and it’s just a bit annoying that it’s been five years, they can watch WWE as an example, yet they still mess this up.
Top Flight VS Beef & JD was great, the fans loved both teams, but it made sense for Top Flight to win going into their contender series match tomorrow night. Top Flight VS Outrunners is going to be great, but I feel like Outrunners will win because they were given FTR’s seal of approval weeks ago. Lio VS Komander Round 2 was just as great as last week’s match, I really do hope they give us Round 3, winner moving on to a title match. Granted, with a lot of Heels holding titles here in AEW right now, maybe Komander wins to then move on and challenge like, Jack Perry, to then lose and simply give the champ a great defense.
My Score: 8.8/10
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