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Cook’s Top 5: Garbage Moments in Wrestling

Thanks to Mickie James, Mark Carrano, and WWE’s apparent use of garbage bags, Steve Cook is here with a look at wrestling’s Top 5 Garbage Moments!

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Thanks to Mickie James, Mark Carrano, and WWE’s apparent use of garbage bags, Steve Cook is here with a look at wrestling’s Top 5 Garbage Moments!

The hottest topic in wrestling over the past couple of days?

Garbage!

Well, garbage bags, to be specific. Mickie James tweeted out a photo of a garbage bag that WWE sent her containing her belongings, which led to some heads being chopped in the Talent Relations department. Bad enough to be fired, even worse when the company sends your goods to you in an item that represents how they feel about you.

Not that WWE is out of the norm here. Corporations generally hate their workers and treat them as poorly as they can get away with. As long as enough people accept being treated like garbage, and think their being treated like garbage means everybody else should be, we all have to deal with it.

All this talk about garbage got me thinking, of course. What are the best garbage-related moments in wrestling history? Oh, come on, don’t act like you’ve never asked yourself that question.

Today we’re answering it. Top 5 garbage-related moments in wrestling history, go!

5. WCW’s Junkyard Invitational

If ever a wrestling product could be compared to hot garbage, 1999 WCW would be near the top of that list. There were some good moments, but it was mostly junk. Speaking of junk, WCW went straight to the junkyard when it was time to crown a Hardcore Champion. The show was Bash at the Beach, but it was anything but a day at the beach for Fit Finlay, Ciclope, Jerry Flynn, Rocco Rock, Johnny Grunge, Hak, Horace Hogan, Brian Knobs, Hugh Morrus, La Parka, Lord Steven Regal, Silver King, David Taylor and Mikey Whipwreck.

There was plenty of junk & garbage to utilize in the match, but none of it was properly gimmicked and a good share of the wrestlers involved left with some type of injury. Complete garbage from WCW management.

4. Dr. Baker is not Garbage!

Dr. Britt Baker DMD is a lot of things. I think we can all agree that “garbage” is not one of them. Big Swole, however, seemed convinced that the Good Doctor was the wrestling version of Oscar the Grouch, and humiliated Britt on a number of occasions.

Completely unnecessary & uncalled for. In my opinion, this was more insulting that anything WWE has done with their Hefty bags. Big Swole should have been ashamed of herself.

3. The King Takes Out The Trash

Jerry Lawler was quite the cad back in the day. He had insulting words for everybody, including Duke “The Dumpster” Drose. Drose wrestled during his time off from trash collecting, which provided Lawler with plenty of comedy material. One day, Drose had had enough, and replied to the King with some insults of his own. Lawler’s response was to brutally beat the man with his own trash can. Seemed fair to me, as the old saying goes, “never bring something to a fight you’re afraid will be used on you”.

WWF President Jack Tunney was shocked & appalled though. He ordered Lawler to apologize for his actions, which seemed kind of silly to me. After all, it’s not like the other bad guy wrestlers were ordered to apologize for their misdeeds. Plus, Lawler had done much worse & said much more appalling things to the Hart Family, and nobody forced him to apologize for any of that. Drose came off like a soft snowflake, while Tunney was forcing his brand of cancel culture down our throats.

2. Eric Bischoff Gets Fired

Easy E had gone out of his way to embarrass & humiliate a lot of people during his long-running stint as Raw General Manager. Eventually, Bischoff faced a trial to determine whether or not he should continue in the GM role, and he wound up losing the position. He was sentenced to a firing, and was loaded in a dumpster to take him out of WWE.

Some said it was conceived as a way to humiliate Eric on his way out, as a form of revenge for the whole Monday Night War thing. These people neglected the fact that it made sense to humiliate Bischoff’s character on the way out, as he had done to many of the WWE Superstars that worked under him. Storytelling.

Now, I don’t know whether or not items might have been placed in the garbage truck to make Eric’s stay an unpleasant one. You know how wrestling people like to have fun.

1. Jack & Charlie Take a Ride

I don’t remember why there was a dumpster on the stage. I’m sure there was a perfectly good reason. What followed was one of the most memorable moments of 1998, which is saying something because it was a busy year. Both Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie ended up in the dumpster because of course they did. Then, those no-good New Age Outlaws locked them in, and pushed them off the stage! The shock was palpable as the entire locker room came out to check on Jack & Charlie & Jim Ross screamed bloody murder.

“THERE’S PEOPLE IN THERE! WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?”

Classic JR. You even had Sunny crying over the guys. What was a pretty silly premise came off as a serious deal, only to lead to Jack & Charlie returning in their hospital gowns to attack the Outlaws at the end of the night. WWE has re-created this moment several times afterward, but none were quite able to match the original.

Truly the best wrestling moment involving garbage.

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AJ’s Top 3 Favorite SummerSlams

AJ is back with his annual opinion article, and this time the SummerSlam buzz got him wondering about his personal Top 3.

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It’s been a while since I have done any form of writing and SummerSlam is this Saturday. Of all the SummerSlams I’ve seen over the years; which ones are my favorites? While it’s not a revolutionary idea, I figured everyone loves to debate favorites of well, anything. Don’t worry though because this isn’t just going to be pure recency bias. I’ve watched the majority of them so with the ones I put on the list, it hit me more in some way shape or form whether it was story, a really good match or it just felt like a solid event.

At least this proves WWE is trending in a good direction for me, when it gets the ol’ brain juices flowing just because a show is around the corner!

#3: 2022 (Ol’ Brock Lesnar Has A Farm)

r/Wrasslin - when did Brock lesner begin his farmer and cowboy gimmick and when did he stop doing the gimmick ? is it worth watching I believe it was 2021 but not sure when he stopped the gimmick
Starting off the show, we get Bianca looking for a rematch against Becky from last years SummerSlam and it was better than the 21 second affair that everyone claims was a squash. This time Bianca holds her own and beats the Man in a fairly decent match, good way to get the event started. Next up is the heat seeking missile, Logan Paul against the former heat seeking missile because, well he wasn’t cut out for it and wasn’t a guy in everyone’s eyes, The Miz. After they had their blow off at Mania with Logan coming out on top which… isn’t awful, I just don’t like Logan Paul because he has that dude bro aura and swagger to make him more hateable than any other person on the card. Which I suppose is his gimmick…so…kudos?

First Championship match is for the US Championship and it’s as expected that in Theory, he should never beat someone to the caliber of Bobby Lashley which is no surprise. Dominik and Rey still back when Dom wanted the good fight against the Judgement Day before joining them later. The former Colts players, which they hammered it dahn in this match up showed that the canal swimming, trash talkin’, podcastin’, current RAW Color Commentatin’ goofball we all love, Pat McAfee came out on top again Bum Ass Corbin.

Usos putting the Street Profits on lockdown in the penitentiary since I believe this was peak Bloodline with the belt collecting and running all of WWE. Liv beat Ronda Rousey which isn’t astonishing but it’s not something people had on their bingo cards for anything with WWE so it was a nice little shock factor. The most memorable part of the night is obviously the Main Event, Lesnar brings the tractor, Roman catching the Microphone and Brock stands on top of the vehicle. Damn good match that showed off what they do in the ring since Roman caught his stride as the main bad guy and Brock… liked people after all of this? That is still a weird statement in my head. Brock being a good guy people person. If Liv wasn’t on bingo cards for wrestling, that is not on bingo cards in any aspect of life really.

That is more of the event that had solid matches and story going for it. No weird double count out, multiple people involved, 5 tag matches on the card. Things made sense and weren’t convoluted, had shocking moments that were great to see like Liv actually getting a title defense and there were the results we all expected at the time like Theory losing in 4 minutes to Bobby Lashley.

#2: 2009 (Are You Ready for The Return?)

10 Greatest Summerslam Entrances in WWE History - GameSpot
This event wasn’t that strong. It was strong with the star power involved in 2009 with guys like Rey Mysterio as Intercontinental Champion, Orton and Cena for the WWE Championship as it was becoming as stale as month old chips and CM Punk was facing Jeff Hardy before he ultimately returned to TNA at the beginning of 2010 after this PPV. For me, it’s not so much of the show itself, it was more of the memories because the Balai as our friends Chris Platt and Rey Cash like to call my brother and I, we were just coming back into wrestling and we were TNA Fans. We didn’t watch WWE that much really, it was just what came on after another channel had old ROH shows before they moved to three hours and swallowed the 8pm Eastern Slot. No, the reason why this has so many memories for me is three main reasons. First, Orton and Cena. They have had their rivalry since the beginning it seems, being each others foils like Hogan and Piper before them and there had to be a stipulation where if Randy was Counted Out or DQ’d, he’d lose the championship regardless. This was prime Viper Randy and the obvious joke we had of Super Cena where he very rarely lost, unless it was SummerSlam surprisingly enough.

Number two reason was CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Hardys known for the Ladder and TLC matches in the past and this being the penultimate match for this feud and it was a banger of a match. If you didn’t know Punk before, it was a great introduction to his wrestling. I used to like Punk a lot because of this match because he could talk, wrestle… and not insanely personal with things in wrestling. In all seriousness, this was a great match. Ultimate risks, high reward for Punk grabbing the World Heavyweight Championship and he was given his next feud because of the final boss of SmackDown at that time. Thanks, Teddy Long.

The main and final reason though why this match gave me the memories flowing back is more of the fact that one of my closest and longest termed friends of 23 years, also loves wrestling. Back when we were younger, he’d do MoCap videos on YouTube with his figures. We’d have friends come over for parties at his house and we’d do the one thing WWE always told us not to do and that was try it at home. He was always stronger than me, I was always more charismatic. He had the power aspect and did things with brute force, I could talk my way out of trouble with parents if we did something wrong. There was always one thing that our respective mother’s always called us though… it’s on the tip of my tongue… oh right, ‘Degenerates’.

As soon as we were called that, we kind of parodied the DX line. I was limber enough to do the HBK pose and do a Superkick before it became the new DDT and he would just Spinebuster people and knew how to do the water spit. So what do you think was the main reason we even ordered this PPV for his 13th Birthday? I think the two guys we were pretending to be were set to return on a tank and toss out some glow sticks. The return of DX, Shawn Michaels coming back after Mania with Triple H to deal with the Legacy problem was an amazing return for them and made everything so much fun.

So we have the solid card and this one has a personal story… what’s my number one SummerSlam? Is it personal? Well yes but not going into that. Is it a good card? To me, it was a phenomenal card! Is it memorable? Seeing how wrestling fans still mention at least three matches to this day.

#1: 2005 (Octopus in the Washer, Lover’s Quarrel and Where the F%#$ is Vickie?)

Vickie Guerrero on Rey vs. Dominik Mysterio: 'I wish I was part of it' -  Cageside Seats
Quite possibly some of the best matches I’ve seen and one that was just the most hilarious moments of overselling in wrestling history, I know why I love this SummerSlam but it’s also a really good card at the same time. Redacted beats Orlando Jordan in 25 seconds for the US Title and they made jokes about it like, he can make a coffee faster than he beat Orlando and stuff like that, it’s pretty funny. Angle getting sick of Eugene’s antics for his Gold Medal was also a great bit they had play up, the Year long feud of Randy Orton and Undertaker was still going on where Orton comes out on top this time around to get the win back from Mania, Jericho returning for the match with Cena in a whole promotional thing for each other’s groups, Fozzy for Jericho and the Chain Gang doing Bad, Bad Man for Cena leading up to a match for the WWE Championship. JBL won a 20 man battle royal on SmackDown to win the Championship…… Opportunity to face the newest member of SmackDown, Batista but the three main matches that a lot of people talk about to this day; Edge vs Matt Hardy, Rey vs Eddie for Dominik and Hogan vs HBK in the Main Event.

I have reasons to enjoy the Hardy/Edge match but it looked like a real fight, it really made us believe that Matt Hardy was going to kill Edge because real names were dropped during this tirade from Hardy. It wasn’t Edge and Lita, it was Adam and Amy. Matt was so dead set on beating the hell out of Edge that they made a situation into gold and it was a great moment for this match to happen, I believe it was also an Unsanctioned Match too which added the intensity until matt got concussed and knocked senseless that it looked like he couldn’t fight for anything but the build up was what made it seem like a marque match. It made it feel real, it made it feel awesome and it made it feel personal.

Eddie kept tormenting Rey Mysterio about Dominik not being Rey’s but Eddie’s for the summer. That’s all you heard from Eddie being the weasel he was is hanging out with Dominik, making the world believe it’s his son and what not (Let’s not do a fast forward to today where he has the mullet, mustache and everything like Eddie) but they settle this in a Ladder Match where the top of it is a document for the custody of Dominik and my god, this match is better than it should have been. I expect nothing else from Eddie because the man hated having a bad match, Dom got involved and stopped Eddie, Vickie was late and stopped Eddie. The whole match was good it was just very weird with the premise but was a great match. I wonder if Rey regrets his decision to win the match now…

Octopus in a Washing Machine… those five words have resonated with Shawn Michaels’ performance in this match, forever. It was supposed to be an amazing match up between Hogan and Michaels, Icon vs Icon it said and suddenly Hogan’s back gives out, can’t do a trilogy of matches so we can only do the one and then pull out of everything after. This match was set up to be a classic and instead turned into the most unbelievable sell fest ever. A Hogan big boot caused Shawn to tumble 3 or 4 times, getting crotched on the ropes had HBK bouncing higher than he should have, being tossed out of the ring made it look like Shawn never broke his back in 1998 from how much he flopped and flipped around like crazy. It’s bad… or maybe even good that a lot of current wrestlers watched this match that went, “I can sell like that, I want to be a wrestler” and did. So good or bad, I don’t know but for some reason this PPV has always had a place in my heart for how memorable it was.

Those are my top three SummerSlams so far but who knows, 2024 has potential to maybe bump something or at least get me to consider a shift. Should be fun to see how the show plays out! What are some of your favorite SummerSlams?

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