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Mitchell’s NJPW Kizuna Road Results & Report! (6/22/21)

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NJPW Kizuna Road

Does Chaos have what it takes to #GetBackUp?

NJPW walks down Kizuna Road and has paved it with gold! Will Bullet Club’s King of Darkness take away titles from Ishii, Goto & Yoshi-Hashi?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Kota Ibushi, Yuji Nagata, Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan; Ibushi, Nagata, Kojima & Tenzan win.
  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Championships: YOSHI-HASHI, Hirooki Goto & Tomohiro Ishii VS EVIL, Dick Togo & Yujiro Takahashi; Hashi, Goto & Ishii win and retain the titles.

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8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Kota Ibushi, Yuji Nagata, Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan!

The Dragon and NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is set to take on the Golden Star at the Wrestle Grand Slam in Tokyo, July 25th! But to see if he is ready, he joins Tetsuya Naito, Bushi and Sanada against Ibushi, Blue Justice, the King of Cozy Style and Ikari no Mogyu! Will Shingo Takagi show the inaugural IWGP World Heavyweight Champion what it’ll take to become champion again?

The teams sort out while LIJ put away their entrance gear. Naito’s is again the most elaborate and takes the most time, but Ibushi’s team keeps calm. Ibushi steps up and the veterans accept. LIJ does the group fist bump, and it is Takagi stepping up! Fans cheer as we get an appetizer for the title match! Takagi and Ibushi circle, feel things out, and Ibushi tries a kick. Takagi walks that off, ties up collar ‘n’ elbow, but Ibushi pushes Takagi to ropes. The ref calls for the ropebreak, Ibushi lets off with a pat on the shoulder. Fans cheer as they reset but Takagi comes right back to put Ibushi on ropes. Ibushi turns it around but Takagi turns it back.

The ref again calls for a ropebreak, Takagi lets off and pats Ibushi on the shoulder. Ibushi ducks the chop and kicks low to headlock! Takagi powers out, Ibushi rams him with a shoulder but Takagi doesn’t budge! Ibushi throws forearms so Takagi gives them back! We have a brawl already and the fans fire up! Takagi fires off boxing elbows, Ibushi fires off a strike fest! Sobat and whip but Takagi reverses. Takagi runs in but Ibushi goes up and over to RANA! Fans fire up as Takagi gets to a corner, and comes back to run Ibushi over! Headlock takeover but Ibushi headscissors! Takagi gets free and fans cheer as the two stand off!

Fans clap, “TA-KA-GI!” “I-BU-SHI!” as the two circle again. Takagi considers his options, and tags out to Naito. Fans cheer as Ibushi tags in Tenzan! Tenzan fires up while Naito takes his time entering. Naito teases tagging to Bushi but decides to circle with Tenzan after all. They approach, and Naito dodges the grapple. Tenzan gets annoyed, but Naito gets serious and they tie up. Tenzan powers Naito to ropes but lets off, only for Naito to turn things around. The ref calls for the ropebreak, Naito lets off and pats Tenzan on the shoulders. Because BUSHI grabs Tenzan’s hair! Naito kicks Tenzan down then clubs him on the back!

Tenzan fights up as Naito keeps throwing forearms. Naito whips, Tenzan reverses and Tenzan runs Naito over! Fans fire up as Tenzan circles and stomps Naito. Tenzan gets Naito up for Mongolian Chops! Naito goes down and Tenzan has Kojima join in. They throw forearm sand Mongolian Chops back and forth on Naito! Nagata gets in and he adds his own Mongolian Chops! #JusticeMongolian! Tenzan puts Naito in a corner, stomps him then whips him corner to corner to corner SPLASH! Tenzan fires up and calls his shot, for the BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Tenzan keeps focus as he stomps Naito and gives him a headbutt! Naito is on the ropes, Tenzan back hand CHOPS!

Tenzan whips, Naito holds ropes and BOOTS Tenzan! Naito runs into a low headbutt! Tenzan runs but into Bushi’s cheap shot! And then staggers into an atomic drop! Sanada gets in to dropkick Tenzan down! Bushi hits Nagata and Kojima while Takagi drags Ibushi off the apron! LIJ keeps on Ibushi, Nagata and Kojima while Naito stomps Tenzan’s leg. Naito drops an elbow on the knee and pulls on the toehold. Tenzan endures, sits up and grabs at Naito, but Naito just changes legs for the toehold! Tenzan endures, Naito drags him over and tags in Sanada. Sanada stomps Tenzan, drags him to ropes, and puts the leg on the ropes to SIT DOWN on!

Sanada stomps away on Tenzan’s leg as fans rally up. Sanada drags Tenzan to then drop an elbow on the leg. Tag to Bushi and he stomps the leg, too. Bushi gets Tenzan up to bump him off buckles, then he wraps the bad leg around ropes! Tenzan shoves him away but Bushi dropkicks the leg! Bushi stomps Tenzan more, pushes Tenzan down then stomps him again. Tag to Naito and fans rally up. Naito drags Tenzan up to kick the bad leg. Naito whips Tenzan to a corner, runs in and rocket kicks! Sweep the legs, Combinacion Cabron to the leg! LIJ again blasts Ibushi and team again while Naito ties Tenzan’s legs up in a Figure Four!

Sanada plays defense while Takagi clubs away on Ibushi on the outside! Sanada gets Kojima for his own FIGURE FOUR! Dual submissions but the legends endure! They both work to turn the pressure but Naito flails to keep it in his favor. Tenzan still gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Naito lets Tenzan free, but Sanada drags Kojima out to throw him into railing. Sanada returns to the LIJ corner and tags in. Sanada brings Tenzan up to a headlock, and throws a headlock punch. Tenzan shakes that off so Sanada kicks low and headlock punches again. Tenzan’s head is hurting Sanada’s hand! Sanada keeps trying and Tenzan CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Sanada blocks the Mongolian Chops, but runs into a TENZAN BOMB Samoan Drop! Both men are down but Tenzan crawls, hot tag to Nagata! Blue Justice BOOTS Sanada, BOOTS Takagi, and fires up his KICKS! Nagata KICKS Sanada into the corner, whips Sanada corner to corner then runs in to BOOT Sanada again! Sanada blocks the exploder but Nagata ROCKS him with a forearm! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, but Naito breaks it! Naito fires off on Nagata, whips him but Nagata reverses to back drop him! Sanada gets up, deflects the boot and hits a BIG Atomic Drop! Sanada gets Nagata’s legs and fans fire up as he goes for Paradise! But Nagata boots him away!

Nagata kicks, whips but Sanada tumbles up and out and springboard missile dropkicks him down! Fans rally up as Sanada crawls, hot tag to Takagi! The Dragon fires off on Nagata at the ropes. Takagi whips and KNEES, then runs, but into an EXPLODER! Even Blue Justice can get the world champion with something! Tag to Ibushi and he fires off KICKS on Takagi! Takagi goes down and fans fire up with Ibushi! Ibushi runs corner to corner at Takagi but is put on the apron. Ibushi counter punches then hits a missile dropkick of his own! Ibushi hits a STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Takagi grits his teeth but Ibushi just fires up more.

Ibushi gets Takagi up, reels him in, but Takagi blocks the bomb lift. Ibushi keeps trying but Takagi back drops him away. Takagi has the fans rallying behind him and he gets Ibushi up to whip to a corner. Takagi runs in, blocks the boot and CLOTHESLINES in the corner! But Ibushi fires up and fires off forearms! Takagi returns it with JABS and CHOPS on repeat! JAB JAB JAB! Takagi says more’s to come, and he builds speed! Ibushi boots the lariat away, but Takagi blocks the kick to elbow the leg! Both men fire off, it’s hard to tell if Takagi’s clotheslines are blocking the kicks or the other way around! Ibushi runs, but into the elbow, JAB and YUKON LARIAT!

Fans fire up more as both men are down! Takagi sees his corner, and tags in Bushi! Bushi stomps Ibushi, Takagi gets Ibushi up, and LIJ together whip Ibushi to ropes. Ibushi ducks the double clotheslines to DOUBLE PELE! Fans fire up as Ibushi crawls, hot tag to Kojima! Kojima grins as he stomps and MACHINE GUN CHOPS Bushi! Naito goes after him but gets added to it! Kojima Machine Gun CHOPS Naito, then tops it off on Bushi! Kojima whips corner to corner, forearms Bushi down and fires up as he goes up top! But Sanada stops Kojima and ROCKET LAUNCHES him to the mat! Bushi stomps Kojima and CHOPS him in return.

Bushi whips corner to corner, runs in but Kojima dodges. Kojima comes back but into a boot! Bushi goes up for a missile dropkick and Bushirooni! Bushi drags Kojima up, fisherman but Kojima escapes, COZY CUTTER! Nagata, Tenzan and Ibushi get in and they get Bushi up. They whip Bushi corner to corner and then Nagata BOOTS, feeds to Ibushi’s sobat and Tenzan’s Mongolian Chops! They whip Bushi again, but Bushi fights off the Ten-Cozy combo with a SMACK to Kojima’s face! Naito gets in and dropkicks Tenzan’s legs out! Kojima goes after Bushi with stomps in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Bushi dodges Kojima, Sanada and Takagi hit corner attacks!

Dropkick to LARIAT to KICK! BACKSTABBER! Cover, Nagata just gets in to break it! LIJ gets Nagata and Ibushi back out, Takagi clotheslines Ibushi against ropes! Bushi wants Kojima for Terrible, but Kojima powers out. Bushi dodges the lariat to ENZIGURI! Bushi runs, but into the COZY LARIAT!! Cover, Kojima and team win!!

Winners: Kota Ibushi, Yuji Nagata, Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima, by pinfall

Ibushi and Takagi let off their brawl at ringside, the fight being over for now. They each tell each other this isn’t even the half of it, who will get that win at Grand Slam? As for Ibushi’s teammates, is this the sign of a resurgence for #TenKoji and Blue Justice?

 

NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Championships: YOSHI-HASHI, Hirooki Goto & Tomohiro Ishii VS EVIL, Dick Togo & Yujiro Takahashi!

Something about this has been a long time coming! The Head Hunter took 12 YEARS to finally get a belt, and he’s fought hard to keep it! Will he, the Fierce Warrior and Stone Pitbull hold ever tighter to the titles? Or will this be the beginning of a Too Sweet Summer where all the gold goes to Bullet Club?

Well, well, well! Pieter is back and commentary is very excited to see that! Will Tokyo Pimp’s naughty little rabbit be up to no good at ringside?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if Chaos still reigns on Kizuna Road!

Speaking of the belts, Evil snatches those belts from Red Shoes as if Bullet Club already owns them. Each man takes a belt, and then they CLOBBER Chaos with them! Now the bell rings as Bullet Club kicks Chaos out of the ring. Evil is after Hashi, Dick is after Ishii and Yujiro is after Goto. Dick whips Ishii into railing hard! Goto hits back on Yujiro but Yujiro knees low. Evil RAMS Hashi into railing, Yujiro POSTS Goto, and then Evil stomps Goto because he’s nearby. Yujiro takes care of Hashi now and Dick puts Ishii back in the ring. Dick stomps Ishii down and then taunts him. Dick pushes Ishii around, but Ishii gets mad. Dick throws haymakers but Ishii grits his teeth.

Ishii swings on Dick but Dick dodges to kick low! Dick clamps onto Ishii with a chinlock and cranks back. Fans rally up for “I-SHI-I!” but Dick stomps him down again. Tag to Yujiro and he drops a leg, an elbow, and a headbutt on Ishii. By the way, Evil undoes the blue corner buckle pad. Yujiro covers Ishii, TWO! Yujiro gets Ishii up and whips him to the bare corner! Ishii hits steel and drops to his knees. Pieter can be seen mocking Ishii’s pain as Evil drags him to ropes. Evil gets Ishi up and throws Ishii out, then Dick blasts Hashi and Goto! Evil brings Ishii around to RAM him into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san, nooo~!

Young Lions hurry to help Abe while Evil drags Ishii up. Yujiro stomps Goto, Evil stomps Ishii, and Dick keeps Hashi down. Evil puts Ishii in the ring and taunts him. Ishii tells him to shut up but Evil still kicks at him. The fans rally up as Evil slaps Ishii around, but Ishii rams into Evil. Ishii’s low headbutts don’t seem to hurt and Evil keeps slapping him. Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS but Evil just ignores those. Evil keeps slapping, Ishii keeps giving CHOPS! Evil choke grips Ishii but Ishii CHOPS again! Evil rakes Ishii’s eyes and throws him out again. Dick and Goto argue while Evil and Yujiro RAM Ishii into railing!

Evil gets chairs out! We’ve all seen what he does here, and he does it again! A chair around Ishii’s head, and the other chair to HOMERUN!! Evil mocks the fans applauding, then toys with Ishii more. Fans rally back up, “I-SHI-I!” but Evil scuffs his boot on Ishii’s head. Evil tells Red Shoes to check on Ishii, then he stomps Ishii’s legs. Evil drags Ishii up, puts him in, then drags him to a cover. Red Shoes won’t, he knows about the shenanigans! Evil is annoyed but Ishii sits up. Evil toys with him again, but Ishii throws forearms on the Bullet Club corner! Evil rakes Ishii’s eyes again! Tag to Dick and he brings Ishii around for haymakers!

Ishii growls but Dick snapmares him down for a JUMPING FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Ishii checks his eyes but Yujiro tags in. Yujiro gets Ishii up to snapmare and run, basement dropkick! Ishii stays up?! Yujiro basement dropkicks again but still Ishii sits up! Yujiro gets Ishii up for knees, then reels him in to fisherman, but Ishii fights off the suplex! Ishii suplexes but Yujiro fights out, wrenches and whips him to a corner! HELLUVA KICK! Yujiro talks trash as he drags Ishii up again. Yujiro throws more knees, then eggs Ishii on as he drops to the mat. Fans still rally but Yujiro whips Ishii to a corner. Ishii comes back, gets through the boot and GERMAN SUPLEXES!

Fans fire up as both men are down on the mat! Ishii crawls over, hot tag to Goto! Goto rallies on Yujiro with shoulders and a hip toss! Goto BLASTS Evil and Dick down, and Pieter panics as Goto runs at Yujiro. Yujiro dodges, kicks but Hashi joins in. Yujiro whips, Goto reverses and runs Yujiro over! Hashi runs, hip toss senton combo! Goto drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Fans fire up as Goto gets Yujiro up to a fireman’s carry. Yujiro BITES Goto’s hand!! Goto kicks, but Yujiro blocks to throw Goto down and hit a basement dropkick! Yujiro drags Goto back up, fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Goto survives and shocks Yujiro!

Fans fire up for Goto but Yuijro kicks him around. Yujiro slaps Goto around, pie faces him, but Goto CHOPS and CHOPS! Yujiro knees low, has Goto on ropes, and runs in to BOOT! Yujiro runs but Goto blocks this boot to turn Yujiro around! Yujiro fights the waistlock, runs but Goto follows, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES hit! Goto stays up on anger alone, runs again but this time Yujiro follows! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES hit again, but still no one falls! Goto fires up, as does Yujiro, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES! Both men fall this time and fans fire up! Evil and Hashi reach out, Goto and Yujiro crawl, hot tags to both!

The Head Hunter dodges Evil to fire off and CHOP! Hashi runs but into a low kick! Evil runs, Hashi dodges and comes back, HEADBUSTER! Hashi DECKS Dick and fires up! Hashi runs at Evil to CHOP in the corner! Hashi whips, CHOPS Evil again, then kicks to turn for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up for “YO-SHI-HASH!” as he gets Evil back up. Hashi suplexes but Evil pulls hair! Hashi breaks free, Evil blocks his kick and gives it to Red Shoes to mule kick Hashi down! Fans still rally for Hashi and Evil is annoyed by that. Evil gets Hashi up to throw him out, but Ishii hurries over to help! Dick and Evil kick Hashi and Ishii low, then RAM them both into railing!

Evil gets Hashi up and whips him to railing at the corner! Hashi goes down in a heap while Dick grinds Ishii into the bare floor. Evil scuffs Hashi with his boot then drags him up. Evil toys with Hashi and taunts him but fans rally up again. Evil puts Hashi in the ring, Dick throws Ishii into more railing, and Evil stands Hashi up. Evil scoops Hashi for a BACKBREAKER! Then he steps through the legs for the SHARPSHOOTER! Hashi endures the Scorpion Death Lock but Ishii gets past Dick to fire off forearms on Evil! Evil lets Hashi go to go after Ishii. Ishii throws more forearms, but Evil rakes eyes! Evil runs but into Ishii’s BRAINBUSTER!

Yujiro whips Ishii but Ishii reverses! Yujiro stops from hitting bare buckles, and then dodges to send Ishii into them! Yujiro whips Hashi but Hashi reverses and now Yujiro gets bare buckles! Evil goes after Hashi with a rake of the eyes! Red Shoes reprimands and counts but Evil lets off. Evil runs, into Goto’s fireman’s carry! Evil slips off, but Goto dodges and Hashi SUPERKICKS! Fireman’s carry, SUPERKICK to USHIGOROSHI! Goto sits Evil up for Hashi’s METEORA! Cover, TWO!! BUTTERFLY LOCK!! Evil endures as Hashi pulls back, and fans are thunderous! Evil fights up, Hashi pulls back on the hold even harder!

Evil scoots, reaches, grabs at Hashi but Hashi won’t let go! Dick is there to help Evil get a little closer to ropes, but Hashi turns Evil away! Hashi leans hard on Evil, Evil grabs at hair but Hashi gets the arm! Kimura-Fly is almost complete and Evil is fading! Ishii keeps Dick out of things but Dick headlock punches him away! Hashi has Evil almost to the mat, and shifts to a SLEEPER! Evil fights up but he’s turning purple! Evil grabs Red Shoes’ shirt and Dick SMACKS Hashi with a chair!! Yujiro throws Goto into railing and Dick gets the Spoiler Choker! Dick is after Hashi but Ishii trips Dick up! Fans cheer as they both hit the floor!

Hashi crawls, Evil stirs, and Ishii goes after Dick. Evil sits up while Hashi gets to a corner. Hashi uses the ropes to stand while Evil staggers up. Evil runs in and clotheslines! Fireman’s carry, DARKNESS FALLS!! Cover, TWO?!? Hashi spasms more than kicks out but he is still in this! Evil gets mad and gets back up. Evil says it’s over and he gets Hashi up! Spin and EVER- NO! Hashi fights free, half nelson to pump handle, but Evil fights off Karma! SUPERKICK! Hashi swings, avoids Everything and hits a BACKSTABBER! Both men are down again but Dick is on the corner! Dick reaches out, but Ishii is on the other corner! Hot tag to Ishii!

Ishii runs but Red Shoes is used as a shield! Evil kicks low, gets Ishii up but Red Shoes wants no part of Magic Killer! Ishii ROCKS Evil, runs, but Yujiro trips him up! Hot tag to Dick and he stomps Ishii. Dick DECKS Goto, Yujiro stomps Ishii, and the two get Ishii up to double whip. They double shoulder Ishii down, then drop a leg and a BIG Back Senton! Cover, TWO!! Ishii is still in this and Dick grows annoyed. Dick stomps Ishii, taunts him, and gets Ishii up. Ishii goes to hit dick but Dick pokes him in the eyes! Ishii ROCKS Dick, runs and Dick lariats?! Cover, TWO! But into a CROSSFACE!! Dick’s grip keeps Ishii blind but Ishii still pushes himself forward!

Ishii reaches, turns, but Dick pulls way back on the hold! Ishii still gets a ROPEBREAK! Dick lets go fast and fans cheer! Dick gets Ishii up, reels him in, underhooks, but Ishii holds off the Pedigree! Ishii powers up and back drops Dick away! Goto DECKS Yujiro and gets Dick up! Goto whips Dick to the corner, runs in and MURAMASA! Ishii gets up and puts Dick on the top rope. Goto makes sure Yujiro stays out while Ishii climbs. Dick resists but Ishii gets him up, SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Dick is still in this but he looks dazed as Ishii stands back up. Fans rally and Ishii gets Dick back up. Ishii reels Dick in, lifts, but Dick fights the bomb!

Dick gets around, half nelson, but Ishii spins that to a nelson! Dick fights the suplex, but swings into a BACK SUPLEX! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Ishii gets Dick up, runs, but Dick ducks the sliding lariat to ghost pin! TWO, into the CROSSFACE! Ishii endures, Pieter cheers Dick on, but Ishii keeps moving! Dick rolls Ishii away from ropes to pull the crossface way back!! Ishii reaches out, but Hashi gets in to stomp Dick down! Hashi dodges Yujiro to sobat, and Goto gets Yujiro! Hashi runs but Yujiro sends Red Shoes into him! Yujiro kicks everyone low, and Evil uses the chair! Chaos goes down from the chair shots!

Yujiro gets his pimp cane, Evil gets Goto up, CANE SHOT! Evil gets Hashi up, Yujiro gives Hashi a CANE SHOT! Ishii is all alone again but fans still have hope! Evil drags Ishii up and Yujiro takes aim, CANE SHOT!! The hat trick is complete! Evil has the chair, and JAMS Ishii in the ribs! And SMACKS away on Ishii’s back! Ishii finally falls over, and Evil puts the chair down, Dick gets Ishii up and reels him in, to underhook the arms! FULL METAL PEDIGREE!!! Yujiro shoves Red Shoes back into the ring and he counts the cover, TWO?!?! Ishii survives all that?!? Bullet club can’t believe it but the fans are thunderous for the Stone Pitbull!

Evil says he’ll end this and he gets Ishii back up. Evil and Dick give Ishii MAGIC KILLER! Dick covers now, TWO?!?!? How is Ishii doing this?! Dick drags Ishii up one more time, reels him back in to underhook the arms, PEDIGREE! Dick goes up top to add on more! But Goto punches Dick in the gut, then ROCKET LAUNCHES him off! Yuiro runs into Goto’s dragon sleeper, then facelock, REVERSE GTR! Evil LARIATS Goto, whips Hashi into bare buckles, but Hashi comes back to LARIAT!! All six men are down and the fans are electric! Dick rises first and goes after Ishii with haymakers. Dick runs, Ishii swats his lariat away, but Dick DECKS him with the uppercut!

Dick gets Ishii back up, runs, but Ishii LARIATS first! Ishii fires himself up and the fans are with him! Ishii gets Dick back up, reels him in, POWERBOMB! High stack cover, but Yujiro breaks it! Goto DECKS Yujiro! Hashi gets in, he and Goto get Dick up for G Y W!! They shout to Ishii to finish this off, and Ishii gets Dick to sit up. Ishii runs, for a SLIDING LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Now Dick is showing his fortitude and Ishii is furious! Ishii roars again and drags Dick back up. Ishii suplexes, but Dick slips out! Dick shoves Ishii at Red Shoes, but Ishii blocks the low blow! UPPERCUT, EVERYTHING- NO! Ishii waistlocks, Hashi gets in, but Evil dodges! Ishii gets the SUPERKICK!!

Dick rolls Ishii up in the schoolboy, TWO?! Yujiro gets in and sits Ishii up, but no Pimp Juice as Goto gets him for a sleeper! Yujiro fights out, fireman’s carries, but no Miami Shine! SLEEPER! Goto has Yujiro, Hashi has Evil, but both Evil and Yujiro grab at Red Shoes. Red Shoes covers up but he misses the DOUBLE MULE KICK LOW BLOWS!! Bullet Club shoves Chaos down, Pieter gets the Spoiler Choker back to Dick! Dick uses it to CHOKE Ishii! Ishii fights the leash off! And HEADBUTTS Dick down! LARIAT for Yujiro, LARIAT for Evil! Ishii builds up speed to LARIAT Dick!! Ishii gets Dick back up, for the BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, CHAOS WINS!!

Winners: Yoshi-Hashi, Hirooki Goto & Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Champions)

If there were an MVP in this match, it’d be Ishii! The Stone Pitbull gave as good as he took and in the end, finished this off for the team! Will there be no stopping Chaos’ golden trio? Ishii and Evil stare down forehead to forehead, is their own war far from over?

But wait! Kojima, Tenzan and Nagata return! They did win earlier tonight as a team, are they looking for the logical next step? Nagata gets the mic and fans clap along. “Word is you guys in Chaos are calling us NJPW Hontai guys ‘cowards?’ Wanna test us?” Nagata asks Ishii directly for an answer. Ishii says hell yeah, then throws a forearm on Nagata! Nagata DECKS Ishii for it, but that’s a bit easier after the war he just went through. The other members of the trios stand off and talk some trash. Commentary’s definitely excited at the prospect of Hashi VS Tenzan.

After Nagata, Tenzan and Kojima leave, Hashi gets the mic to respond, “Oi! Naturally, we’re doing this!” But since Ishii will need time to recover, Hashi will end tonight with this: “All of us in Chaos, us defending these titles is NEVER gonna change, EVER!” When and where will #ThirdGen go after the Hunter, the Warrior and the Pitbull?


My Thoughts:

I know I skipped a lot for this event, but honestly, the bulk of the quality was in that main event. The LIJ 8 Man match was a good one, but it was clear that Ibushi and Takagi would not be in the finish so that the two will go into Wrestling Grand Slam in Tokyo evenly. Also Bushi being the guy to take the finish makes sense, he isn’t doing anything. Naito and Sanada aren’t going that strongly towards the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match with Dangerous Tekkers, but they weren’t hurt that bad because they weren’t involved in the finish, either. And then with Kojima getting the win on behalf of his trio, it makes sense they go out to challenge the NEVER Openweight trios champs.

That trios main event was pretty wild for just the NEVER Openweight Six Man titles, but I like that NJPW is giving those belts and the champions some shine. Hell, Dick Togo got some shine because he got to survive Ishii’s sliding lariat. Chaos VS #ThirdGen is going to be another strong trios match like this one today, and if it’s on a bigger show like Summer Struggle or Wrestling Grand Slam, I could see a title change happening.

My Score: 8.2/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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