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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (10/26/23)

Forces of nature collide!

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Who will be the baddest of the bad?

ROH Women’s World Champion, Athena, and her Minion, Billie Starkz, take on Mercedes Martinez & Diamante in a TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Angelico w/ Serpentico VS Metalik; Angelico wins.
  • The Infantry w/ Trish Adora VS The Hughes Brothers; The Infantry wins.
  • Dalton Castle VS Anthony Henry; Castle wins.
  • Tornado Tag: Athena & Billie Starkz VS Mercedes Martinez & Diamante; Mercedes & Diamante win.
  • Kyle Fletcher VS Willie Mack; Fletcher wins.
  • Fatal 4 Way: Slim J VS Gringo Loco VS Blake Christian VS Gravity; Gravity wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Nyxx; Leyla wins.
  • Darius Martin VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor; Moriarty wins.
  • Rachael Ellering VS Robyn Renegade; Ellering wins.
  • Triple Threat Tag: The Gates of Agony w/ Prince Nana VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson VS Griff Garrison & Cole Karter w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett; The Gates win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Angelico speaks.

“Eddie, like you said, we are good friends. And I don’t think this championship match should have a negative effect on our friendship. But sometimes, it takes a really good friend to tell you when you’ve crossed the line. And what you did to Serpentico, and you know what you did, mate. You took advantage of a man after he tapped out, and nobody takes advantage of my Snakeman. That was dirty wrestling, mate, and you’re a champion. Shame on you! Now you’ve got me all out of sync. Let’s uh, bring the anger back down here for a second. Push the good vibes back together. I got it. And I’m back.

“Eddie Kingston VS Angelico for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship. L F G.” Angelico is ready, but when and where will he go for the Mad King’s crown?

 

Angelico w/ Serpentico VS Metalik!

The South African Stud just said his piece, now he’ll let his actions speak for him. Will he be rolling into that title match with Eddie? Or will the King of the Ropes catch him slipping?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. Fans rally as Metalik and Angelico circle. They tie up, Metalik wrenches, hammerlocks, but Angelico headlocks. Angelico wrenches, Metalik rolls, handsprings and wrenches back. Metalik wrenches again, wristlocks, but Angelico wrenches and headlocks. Metalik throws body shots, powers out, and things speed up. Metalik hurdles, Angelico leaps over and takes a swing but Metalik dodges. Metalik comes back to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Fans fire up while Angelico flounders to a corner. Metalik runs in, Angelico puts him on the apron, but Metalik GAMANGIRIS!

Metalik goes up, tightrope walks, and CROSSBODIES! Direct hit and Metalik throws hands! Metalik whips, Angelico reverses but Metalik springboards, into a DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Angelico drags Metalik to hammerlock an arm. Fans rally as Angelico STOMPS the arm! Metalik writhes, Angelico drags him up, and Metalik wrenches to hit a back suplex. Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps cool and he grabs the legs to roll, NAPALM DEATH! Metalik endures the calf slicer and leglock combo, scrambles to the ROPEBREAK, and the ref counts. Angelico lets go, brings Metalik up, but Metalik fires body shots and forearms!

Angelico knees low, CLUBS Metalik on the back, then soaks up the cheers and jeers. Angelico wrenches Metalik, reels him in, but Metalik lands out of the back suplex! Metalik BOOTS Angelico, runs and SLING-DOGS! Fans fire up as Metalik goes up and along the ropes to MISSILE DROPKICK! Angelico falls out of the ring and fans rally as Metalik goes up and up, ESCALARA SENTON! Fans fire up again and Metalik puts Angelico back in. Fans rally again, Metalik aims and springboards, FLYING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Angelico is still in this and fans fire up again. Metalik fireman’s carries, but Angelico fights free!

Angelico waistlocks, Metalik throws elbows. Metalik whips, Angelico reverses and clotheslines! Angelico runs but Metalik follows to clothesline! Metalik runs, he blocks a boot to SUPERKICK! Metalik jumps the leg sweep but not the EDDY GORDO! Angelico has the legs, ties them up, NAVARRO DEATH ROLL!! Metalik endures the hold, but he can’t reach the ropes! Metalik taps, Angelico wins!

Winner: Angelico, by submission

And the good vibes keep coming! Will Angelico take that title off of Eddie Kingston before Jay Lethal does?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle Fletcher.

Lexi Nair is with the Aussie Arrow and says he is coming off some amazing matches. Kenny Omega, Bryan Danielson, so what is his biggest take away? Fletcher went in believing in his soul that he was gonna win, and he failed. Both times. But what he learned from both those matches is that he is 24 years old with a long career ahead of him, and yet he is already nearly there. Omega and Bryan, two former world champions the world over, two of the greatest of all time, and they were only barely able to beat him. So he doesn’t know exactly what is next for himself, but Fletcher vows that the next time he faces those guys, it’ll be a very different story.

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis-Bennett.

Lexi is now with the First Lady of Wrestling and notes Maria’s “baby boys” got a great win last week. What exactly is next for them? Well tonight is the Triple Threat Tag and she feels confident about it. Cole Karter & Griff Garrison are on the same page because they’ve found common ground, and that is going for the ROH World Tag Team Championships. That is their goal. So Mama Maria is proud of her baby boys- Leyla Hirsch walks in. And she says Maria must be happy Leyla lost to Athena almost a month ago. No, Maria isn’t happy about that. She wanted to help Leyla, but Leyla expected to be handed everything. That is a huge problem!

No no no, Leyla stops her there. Maria has no idea the struggles and things Leyla has overcome. Her background, where she came from. She needed that match with Athena, she is glad she got it, because it woke her up. It reminded her of who she is, and what she’s capable of. Now, she realizes throughout all of this, she didn’t treat Maria the best. Leyla didn’t want Maria’s help. But now, she’s considering it. She’s willing to open up and let Maria help her. Maria says she hears that, and feels for Leyla. But at the same time, how is Leyla any different than anyone else? Everyone has struggles. So if she wants Maria’s help, earn it.

Maria leaves first, but will Leyla find a way to prove to Maria that she’s ready to join The Kingdom’s Army?

 

Dalton Castle VS Anthony Henry!

The Peacock is here with his substitute “Baby Chicks,” but he’s still ready to break some hearts! Will the real star of the show shine through and finally get back after that ROH World Television Championship? Or will this Workhorse stampede his own path to the gold?

The Code of Honor is NOT upheld as Henry pie faces Castle! Castle is furious already but Henry goes to a corner. The ref backs Castle off, Castle protests while Henry smirks. Henry and Castle circle, Henry KICKS a leg, then gets away. Castle pursues, they tie up and go around, and fans rally for Castle. Henry puts Castle in a corner, the ref counts, and Henry lets off. Castle pushes Henry, Henry mocks the flapping of wings, and fans boo. For one, peacocks can’t fly. Castle and Henry tie up again, Castle puts Henry in a corner, and the ref counts. Castle lets off slowly, but Henry pie faces again! Fans boo, castle rushes in but Henry dodges.

Henry swings, Castle dodges. Castle swings, Henry dodges. Henry ELBOWS Castle and Castle bails out. Fans boo but Henry soaks up the heat. Henry taunts the substitute boys but they clap for Castle. Castle fires himself up and goes around the outside. Fans fire up as Castle gets into the ring, trips Henry, and has a leg! Roll, waistlock, gator roll, and fans fire up as Henry scrambles. Henry has the ROPEBREAK, the ref counts, and then Henry cheap shots! Henry runs up, Castle gets around to waistlock and SLAM! Then a SLIDING KNEE! The substitute boys applaud as Castle rolls Henry around. They go around and around, for another SLAM!

Castle SPLASHES down, then Henry bails out. Henry is frustrated but fans cheer Castle as he goes out. Castle storms up on Henry, dodges him and ROCKS him! Castle SMACKS Henry off the apron, pushes him in, but then drags him back out to RAM him into the steel steps! Castle reels Henry in to DDT to the floor! Fans fire up with Castle and he storms around on the outside. “He’s dead! He’s dead! And that’s what this show is! It’s the Dalton Castle Show and it’s the greatest show on Earth!” Castle puts Henry back in, climbs a corner, and fans fire up, but Henry rolls away. Castle seethes as he hops back down.

Henry bails out of the ring, but Castle pursues, only for Henry to RAM him into the apron! Henry slides in, Castle goes up to the apron, and Henry swings. Castle avoids it, but then he shoulders into a KNEE! Castle tumbles down then throws a fit! Henry goes out after Castle to run in and CALF KICK to the back! Castle ends ups lumped over the railing! Henry dumps Castle all the way over, then threatens the substitute boys. Fans fire up for Castle as he rises and gets help from security, but Henry DUMPS him down! Henry runs Castle to POST him! Fans boo but Henry puts Castle in the ring. Henry has Castle on the apron, and soaks up a lot of heat, for the NECK TWIST!

Castle writhes, shouts at Henry, but Henry drags him up. Castle gets free but Henry storms up to CHOP! And CHOP! Castle ROCKS Henry! Henry KNEES Castle, fires a clothesline, then CLUBS Castle down! Fans boo but Henry soaks it all up. Henry turns around, Castle CHOPS! Henry CHOPS and talks trash. Castle throws a body shot, and a CHOP, but Henry ROCKS him! Castle CHOPS, forearms, CHOPS, but Henry ROCKS him again! Fans boo but Henry just revels in it. But Castle trips him, rolls him, only for Henry to boot him away! Castle catches the clothesline to back elbow! And LARIAT! Henry goes to a corner!

Fans fire up and Castle runs to KNEE Henry in the corner! And clothesline! And SLING-DOG! Fans fire up with Castle and he storms up on Henry. Castle knees low, puts Henry in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Henry reverses, runs in, but Castle pops him up! Henry grabs ropes to save himself! Then he reels Castle in to PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! The Jerry Lawler Piledriver didn’t do it, but Henry goes up top! DIVING- NO, Castle avoids the stomps and clinches to EXPLODER! Henry staggers up, Castle hits another EXPLODER! Fans want that “One More Time!” but Henry goes to the apron.

Castle storms up, and deadlifts Henry for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up again as Castle shoves, Alabama Lifts, and spins! BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle wins!

Winner: Dalton Castle, by pinfall

The Peacock brings down the Saint of Augusta, and he is looking primed and ready! Will he get that primetime title match with Samoa Joe? Or will the One True King of Wrestling Television stall until he has the longest reign in ROH World TV title history?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Sterling, Tony Nese & Josh Woods.

Lexi is with the Smart Mark stable and says that they’ve both been on a roll. But we saw Battle of the Belts 8 and Nese’s tragic- Sterling stops her there, we’re not talking about that. We’re talking about a reason to celebrate! Their successes on ROH TV! The Premier Athlete’s big win on Ethan Page, the Technical Beast going 6-0, and- Whoa, okay, what’s Ethan Page doing here now? Ethan tells Sterling to relax, he is here because they gave Ethan his card! He’s been calling this number every night this whole week, trying to get those workout sessions on the books, and all he gets is an automated message saying they’ll get back to him. What’s that about?

Sterling says they get back to people in order of importance. They’re in the middle of an interview, please move along, back of the line. Ethan says okay, and looks around but realizes there’s no one in line so he’s next. And the customer is always right, right? Nese tells Ethan that he already lost, it is over, they’re moving on. Nese is in the title picture now! Right, right, Nese did beat Ethan, congrats. But did he do that fair? By the rules? By using his pure wrestling ability? No, he did not. Woods stops Ethan there and says if Ethan wants to really wrestle, they can talk. But for now, he lost, so bye.

Oh so Woods is the wrestler in the group. So he does things by the rules? Sterling says Ethan must want to face Woods next week. Ethan says sure, if that’s all they’re getting, fine. Okay, then they’ll really be done with Ethan after that. Sterling leads his guys away, will they get another win over All Ego? Or will Ethan be the one celebrating when he gets his revenge?

 

Tornado Tag: Athena & Billie Starkz VS Mercedes Martinez & Diamante!

The Fallen Goddess and her Minion in Training have had enough of the OG Badass & Cuban Diamond ambushing them, starting fights and then getting away before it’s done. But now, there’s nothing holding these four back from finishing it once and for all! Will Athena & Billie bring down the bullies? Or will this be how Mercedes gets her title rematch on the books?

The bell rings but there’s no Code of Honor as Athena DECKS Diamante and Mercedes fires off on Billie! Things spill outside, the brawling continues and Athena CLUBS away on Diamante! Mercedes ROCKS Billie, Athena suplexes Diamante to TOSS her into the timekeeper’s area! Mercedes runs in to CLOBBER Athena! Billie RAMS Mercedes into railing! Fans fire up and Billie surprised herself! Billie cheers herself that she did it, and Athena is proud, but she doesn’t want Billie to ruin the moment. Athena puts Diamante in the ring, KICKS her int he side, but Mercedes goes after Billie again.

Athena CLUBS Diamante int he ropes, BOOTS Mercedes from the apron, but shoulders into a KICK! Diamante turns Athena to DRAPING NECKBREAKER, and Mercedes drags Athena out for ANARCHY! Cover, TWO! Billie returns and CLUBS Mercedes but Diamante ROCKS Billie! Diamante & Mercedes double whip Billie but she ducks ‘n’ dodges to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up with Billie and she runs in, only for Mercedes to wrench and short arm LARAIT! And then LARIAT! And then BOOT! Athena SHOTGUNS Mercedes! Athena CALF KICKS, then runs to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN FACEBUSTER!

Diamante runs up to LARIAT Athena! And again! Diamante wrenches, to TONGAN TWIST! Or would it be Cubana Twist? Billie drags Diamante up to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Mercedes is back. She blocks a kick to palm strike again and again, and TWO HAND SLAM! Athena runs in to wheelbarrow but Mercedes blocks the rest! Diamante SUPERKICKS and Mercedes CRUNCHIES! Cover, Billie breaks it! All four women are down and the fans fire up! Billie stirs, makes her way to a corner, and she sees Diamante & Mercedes regroup. They go after Billie, Mercedes ROCKS her with a forearm! And again!

Mercedes runs in to forearm smash! She sits Billie down for Diamante to basement dropkick! They stand Billie back up to stomp her, UPPERCUT her, and stomp her some more. Diamante ROCKS Billie, then she and Mercedes double whip Billie at Athena in the other corner! Athena goes up as Billie slides to a stop. Diamante runs in but Athena BOOTS her! Billie blocks Mercedes to KNEE her down! Billie gives Athena the Electric Chair Lift, they somersault together, and Athena uses that momentum to SPEAR Mercedes down! Fans are thunderous as Billie runs up but Diamante DECKS her! Athena ducks a kick, Electric Chair Lifts, and hits COYT’S WRATH!

Billie & Athena regroup, Athena KICKS Diamante, and fans chant “WHOOP THAT TRICK!” They have Diamante for a DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX! Diamante flounders, Mercedes runs up but Athena catches her to SOBAT! Cravat, Billie HOOK KICKS Mercedes down! Billie did good, right? Athena just feeds Diamante to her for a DDT into an inverted Alabama! And then the Electric Chair for a SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Diamante survives and Athena is frustrated. Athena grits her teeth, as does Billie, and they coordinate again. Athena KNEES Mercedes down, then brings Diamante around. Athena and Billie stand Diamante up to mug her in a corner.

Athena goes for Mercedes, she UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and then Billie fires forearms on Diamante. Athena says get them in corners, and they whip corner to corner crisscross! Athena BACK BODY BLOCKS Mercedes, Billie SPLASHES Diamante! Fans cheer and Billie does, too. They kick Mercedes out, but Athena says no to the high-five. Athena scoops and SLAMS Diamante, then STANDING MOONSAULT! Billie is up top, for Athena to ROCKET LAUNCHER SENTON! Cover, but Mercedes breaks it! Athena seethes but she was the one who took her eye off the ball. Athena TOSSES Mercedes out and regroups with Billie.

Athena tells Billie that they gotta finish this. Fans chant “LIGHT HER UP!” but Diamante is the one firing off the fists! Athena & Billie fire back! They beat Diamante down, put her in the corner and up top. Billie climbs up, Athena joins her, but Mercedes is back! Mercedes hits Athena with a BIG back suplex! Mercedes then CLUBS Billie, gets under her, and Diamante goes up to BLOCKBUSTER POWERBOMB!! High stack cover, Mercedes & Diamante win!!

Winners: Mercedes Martinez & Diamante, by pinfall

Athena is beside herself as she was fingertips away from the save! Diamante grabs the title belt to give to Mercedes, then she mocks Athena’s usual self-cheering. Athena DECKS Diamante for it! Athena tells Mercedes to give the belt back, but Mercedes just holds it up. Mercedes says she hasn’t gotten her rematch yet, so here she is asking for it. Mercedes tosses the belt back to Athena, but when and where will she come to take it for good?

 

Kyle Fletcher VS Willie Mack!

We heard from The Aussie Arrow earlier, and now he’ll look to back up those words with actions! Will Fletcher ruin the Return of the Mack to build himself up in the rankings?

The Code of Honor is upheld and fans cheer “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” “OI OI OI!” The bell rings, Mack and Fletcher circle, and they tie up. Fletcher headlocks, Mack powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! Neither man falls, Fletcher says he’s got this, but then he throws a body shot! And a forearm! And a CHOP! Fletcher runs now, but Mack runs him over! Mack runs, jumps over the dropdown, and Fletcher hurdles over. Mack leaps over Fletcher, then turns hip toss into arm-drag! Fans fire up as Mack arm-drags back! Mack has the cording hold but Fletcher endures. Mack digs his knuckles in but Fletcher fights up.

Fletcher powers Mack to ropes, fans rally up, but Fletcher knees low. Fletcher ROCKS Mack, whips him to ropes, but Mack ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up and Mack keeps moving! Mack ducks ‘n’ dodges to GAMANGIRI! Cover, ONE!! Fletcher survives and fans rally again, “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” “OI OI OI!” Mack stands Fletcher up, hushes the fans, and CHOPS! Fans fire up and Mack runs, but Fletcher puts him on the apron. Fletcher DROPKICKS Mack off the apron! Fans fire up again and Fletcher goes out after Mack. Fletcher puts Mack in the ring, stomps him down, then stomps him again!

Mack sputters, Fletcher drags him up and fans rally again. Fletcher suplexes but Mack blocks! Fletcher still tries, Mack still blocks, but Fletcher fires off forearms. Fletcher runs, Mack CLOBBERS him with that shoulder tackle! A standing count starts and the fans rally up again. Fletcher and Mack rise, and Mack runs in to WHEEL KICK! Fletcher stands up, into a DROPKICK! Fletcher stands again, Mack scoops to SLAM him down! Fans fire up and Mack sets up, to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Mack argues with the ref but the count was fair. Mack watches Fletcher stand, he kicks, but no Stunner!

Fletcher is in the corner, Mack runs in. Mack blocks his boot but Fletcher SUPERKICKS! Fletcher goes up to FLYING CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Mack survives and Fletcher roars! Fans fire up with Fletcher and he takes aim. Fletcher runs, to CALF KICK against ropes! Mack wobbles, Fletcher hammerlocks and gut wrenches, for a GRIMSTONE!! Cover, Fletcher wins!!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

A big win off big Willie Mack, things are looking up for Fletcher! Will the Aussie Arrow take aim at a title before the year is out?

 

Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.

Lexi says Athena’s called for another MEM (Minion Empowerment Meeting). Billie knows… And she’s scared. Athena shouts “WHAT THE HELL?!” as she gets in the room! What the hell was that, Billie?! Billie just coast Athena her first loss on ROH TV! Billie! Not Diabla! Not that hussy, Mercedes! BILLIE! Billie sucks! She is trash! Athena tries to build Billie up, and she just… just…!! SHE JUST SUCKS!! Billie says it wasn’t her fault but Athena shouts, “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?” If not for Athena, Billie would be on Dynamite, Rampage or Collision as the “18 year old sensation” that LOSES EVERY TIME!

But Athena is here, pulling Billie out of the gutter, trying to make Billie into something special! And what does Billie do?! She LOSES! Athena thought Billie was her equal, but NO! Now Athena has to defend her title against that overhyped should-be-retired-by-now Mercedes! And it’s ALL Billie’s fault!! GET IT TOGETHER!! Athena leaves, Billie is in tears, and Lexi comforts the Minion in Training. Will Billie ever prove herself to Athena? Or does Billie need to finally get away from Athena?

 

Fatal 4 Way: Slim J VS Gringo Loco VS Blake Christian VS Gravity!

A lot of great returns to ROH here, and this could be truly fast and furious! But will it be the OG OG, the Crazy White Boy, the All Heart hometown hero, or the Astronaut of Lucha that defies the odds to win big?

The Code of Honor is upheld by everyone except Slim J, but the bell still rings. Gravity eggs Slim on, but Slim trips him and drags him out to RAM into barriers! Slim stomps away, Blake rolls Gringo up, TWO! Gringo rolls Blake up, TWO! Blake mule kicks, whips, but Gringo reverses. Blake ducks ‘n’ dodges to pop-up RANA, but Gringo handsprings through! Fans fire up, but then Slim drags Gringo out! Slim POSTS Gringo, talks trash, but then Blake DIVES to take Slim out! Blake fetches Gravity, brings him up to whip at the apron, but Gravity handsprings and rebounds to RANA Blake! Fans fire up with Gravity and he brings Blake up.

Gravity CLUBS Blake, puts him in, but Gringo follows. Gringo CLUBS Gravity, CHOPS him, then wrenches to whip. Gravity handsprings to arm-drag! Things speed up, Gravity tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Fans fire up more as Gravity CHOPS Gringo, whips, but Gringo reverses. Gravity holds ropes to KICK, then he runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Cover, Slim breaks it! Slim whips Gringo to a corner, runs in, but blocks a boot to put Gringo in the ropes. Slim CLUBS Gringo, goes to the apron, and slingshots to BLOCKBUSTER! Fans boo but Slim runs in at Blake. Blake dodges to GAMANGIRI, then SLAM! Blake IMPLODER SENTONS!

Blake goes up top, aims, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Slim survives Blake and Gravity goes after Blake. Gravity stomps Slim, too, then CLUBS away on him. Gravity fires off more shots, whips Slim corner to corner then runs in, but Slim has him! Gravity Arabian Press arm-drags Slim out of the ring! Fans fire up as Gravity builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up more and Gravity hurries after Slim. Gravity goes up, Gringo DROPKICKS him back down! Gringo goes to the corner and climbs up. Fans fire up as he ARIHARA MOONSAULTS Gravity and Slim down! Gringo then gets Blake, but Blake GAMANGIRIS!

Gringo joins Gravity and Slim, and Blake springboards to 630 CANNONBALL!! Direct hit and everyone is down! Blake puts Slim in the ring, then goes to the springboard, but Slim avoids the 450! Blake comes back, Slim BOOTS him and goes up and up, SKYWALKER ENZIGURI! Fans fire up and Slim drags Blake up. Slim ROCKS Blake, goes to a corner and he climbs up. Fans boo as Slim talks some trash, and Gringo has Slim in an Electric Chair! SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB?!?! Cover, but Blake 450 SPLASHES it apart!! Cover, Gravity FLYING SPLASHES it apart!! Cover, Gravity wins!!

Winner: Gravity, by pinfall

It isn’t about who flies highest, it’s about who falls hardest! And Gravity did both to take the victory away from everyone else! Will the Astronaut shoot for the moon and reach for the stars as he climbs up the ranks?

 

Darius Martin VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor!

The Air Wolf is going solo for the moment after Action Andretti tried and failed to bring down Miro. But will Darius still fly high on his own? Or will #TAIGASTYLE win one for Shane Taylor Promotions?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and then Lee CHOPS! Darius CHOPS, Lee headlocks but Darius powers out. Darius also cartwheels, but Lee avoids his lariat to slips out to the apron. Lee taunts Darius, then BOOTS him as he runs in! Lee mockingly laughs then slingshots, but into an atomic drop! Darius mockingly laughs then clotheslines Lee up and out! Darius then PLANCHAS to take Lee down! Fans fire up and Darius puts Lee back in the ring. Shane coaches Lee and warns Darius. Darius springboards in, Lee gets under but Darius handsprings through. Darius returns, Lee ELBOWS Darius, then bumps him off buckles!

Lee KICKS Darius’s arm, then running HEADBUTTS! Fans fire up and Lee snarls as he drags Darius up. Lee wrenches, snapmares and wraps Darius up in a modified cobra twist. Darius endures, fans rally, and Darius fights around. Darius throws elbows with the free arm, then he throws body shots. Darius wrenches, headlocks and BULLDOG HOTSHOTS! Then he GAMANGIRIS, steps in, FLYING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but Darius stays focused. Darius deadlifts but Lee slips free. Lee waistlocks but Darius breaks free. Darius CHOPS, runs, but Lee sweeps the legs to STOMP the leg, then basement dropkicks Darius’ face!

Fans are torn as Lee drags Darius up, but Darius wrenches out. Lee wrenches back, has the headlock but Darius rolls him up! TWO, and Lee BOOTS Darius! Darius wobbles, but he dodges to SNAP- NO, Lee holds ropes to stop the German Suplex! The ref counts, Lee swings and the ref has to get out of the way! Lee shoves Darius into a HAYMAKER from Shane!! Fans boo but Lee has Darius in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Darius is out either way, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Moriarty, by submission

The ref reprimands as Lee won’t let go, but then Shane gets in to talk trash on Darius! Fans boo, but here comes Action! With a chair! Cleared or not, he will not let his teammate be bullied like that! Shane Taylor Promotions leave, but will they step on and over everyone in their way to the top?

 

Triple Threat Tag: The Gates of Agony w/ Prince Nana VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson VS Griff Garrison & Cole Karter w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett!

They say all men are created equal, but you look at these three teams, and you see that statement is not true! Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona are big and Boulder & Bronson are bigger, do the “Baby Boys” even stand a chance? Or can they make the First Lady of Wrestling proud with a truly massive upset?

In this Triple Threat, only two teams are active, so the Gates step out without even keeping the Code of Honor. And then Karter & Griff attack the Savages from behind! The bell rings, Jameson is furious but there’s nothing he can do about it! Karter & Griff isolate Bronson, get him up, and Griff bumps him off buckles. Tag to Karter, they double whip Bronson to DROPKICK! Griff keeps moving to KNEE DROP! Karter SLIDING LARIATS! Griff covers, TWO! Griff drags Bronson up, tags Karter, and they double whip Bronson to the corner. Griff runs in but is tossed out! Bronson ELBOWS Karter to then CROSSBODY!

Fans fire up while Karter sputters. Hot tags to Boulder and Kaun! Boulder runs through Kaun, BLASTS Liona, then CLOBBERS Kaun! Nana protests but fans chant ‘BEEF! BEEF!” Boulder lifts Kaun, but Griff & Karter save him from the slam. Griff & Karter both kick Boulder, both run, but into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Then Boulder scoops Kaun to WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM! The straps come down, he tags in Bronson, and the Savages combine with the Electric Chair Lift! Fans chant for the Savages but Karter runs up. Bronson ROCKS Karter, then Boulder heads for Kaun. SAVAGE SLAM FLOPS as Kaun moves!

Liona drags Boulder out but Boulder ROCKS him first! Boulder whips, Liona reverses and Boulder hits barriers! Griff tags in to ROLLING ELBOW Bronson! Kaun swings, misses, Karter fireman’s carries! BOOT O’ DOOM! But Liona POUNCES Griff! And SPINEBUSTERS Karter! The Gates get Karter up, Nana calls the end, OPEN THE GATES!! Cover, The Gates win!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall

No one stands a chance when Kaun & Liona are angry! Nana says if there’s any story to be told, it is the story of the Gates of Agony! Will they storm their way right up to the ROH World Tag Team Championships and steamroll whoever is holding onto them?


My Thoughts:

This episode may have only been 120 minutes, but it wasn’t as good as that sounds. For one, that main event wasn’t even ten minutes, and of course the Gates crush the other teams. Yeah, they’re going to be challenging for the ROH World Tag Team Championships at some point, but c’mon. Why did that main event feel like the most filler thing on the show? It was great to see The Hughes Brothers here in ROH, but their quick loss to The Infantry was filler. Ellering getting a great win off Robyn Renegade was filler. That Fatal 4 Way of great high-fliers was great stuff, but it was also filler since it was just outta nowhere. They need to STOP making main events into filler.

I would’ve thought the Tornado Tag would be main event material, but they made that happen in the first half so people would care about it, and so they could fit that promo of Athena tearing into Billie as part of tonight’s episode. If that was the format, they should’ve made the Tornado Tag lead to really get things going. Angelico had a very good promo to call out Eddie, and then he had a really good match with Metalik. Fletcher had a great promo before having a great match with Willie Mack. Leyla has a good promo with Maria to shift the dynamic of their story, and then Leyla squashes Nyxx. The matches therefore weren’t really filler but build for their stories.

Darius VS Moriarty was really good, could’ve been better, but can’t really say filler. This is more Shane Taylor Promotions shifting from their story with Lee Johnson to the team of Darius & Action as Johnson is on his honeymoon with Julia Hart. Castle VS Henry was great stuff, but was halfway between filler and story build since Castle is going after Samoa Joe and the TV Championship. But the thing is, Samoa Joe needs to be on ROH TV! Someone tell Tony Khan that already. But I really liked the promo from Ethan Page with Mark Sterling and his guys. Ethan VS Woods is going to be great stuff, but hard to say how that goes. Woods is building himself up towards another shot at the Pure Championship, but Ethan should win because he’ll get payback on Sterling.

But seriously, the way things worked out tonight, this is why I’m only covering stuff that’s even remotely important. If ROH isn’t going to be more than AEW Dark with a new look, then why should I cover the full… I can’t even give a number because they decide at random what to make the runtime!

My Score: 8.3/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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