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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/1/24)
A Bracket Finals Preview!
History in the making!
The Brackets of Power, Wisdom and Courage hit their final rounds, and HPW prepares for a big moment by the Great Cliffs of Gerudo!
Update your brackets and see if you busted!

The Gerudo Sisterhood has homefield advantage!
Being that the Great Cliffs reside in Gerudo territory, and we see Tali, Aveil, Riju, and even Nabooru in the finals of the Goddess Championship Contender’s Tournament, it could be the biggest night in Gerudo Wrestling history! But will it be another sweep like in Nautelle Wetlands? Or are the odds not in their favor? We’ll find out on March 21st!
We hear from the Gerudo Sisterhood!
Shabonne has them all raise a glass to toast the massive success they had in the Nautelle Wetlands. A huge win for Nabooru in the Goddess Championship Contender’s Tournament! “Sa’oten!” they say together. A huge win for Tali over Big Croc Scaly! “Sa’oten!” A huge win for Aveil over Donny B. Kool! “Sa’oten!” And a huge win for Riju over Grim Creeper! “Sa’oten!” “And that isn’t going to be the end of it, either,” Shabonne continues. “Bracket finals all around, we’re gonna paint Hyrule crimson red and golden brown!” “Sa’oten!” the sisterhood says again. They all clink their glasses and drink the Gerudo cider. Will they all be toasting again in just over a month?
HPW shares footage from after Nautelle Wetlands, Night 1.
Cia regrouped with The Dark Forces after her loss to Nabooru in the HPW Goddess Championship Contender’s Tournament. She felt awful and frustrated after losing in the Goddess Championship Contender’s Tournament but Wizzro and Volga do their best to reencourage her. However, in walk Ganon, Ghirahim and Zant. Wizzro, Volga and Kevin Gibdo are ready to fight but Ganon says they’re not here to fight, just to talk. Cia asks what Ganon would even want to talk to them about. Ganon says The Dark Forces have been struggling a lot lately. Yeah? And what’s it to him? Ghirahim tells Cia to show more respect, but Ganon has him calm down.
Ganon simply wants Cia to consider a “proposition” of his. Cia says ew, gross. No, no, a business proposition. One that can benefit them all in the end. And what’s that supposed to mean? Ghirahim gets sassy again as he says, “Isn’t it obvious? Lord Ganon is suggesting we all join forces.” What? Them team with Ganon and “two goobers?” Ghirahim is upset again but Ganon tells him to knock it off. Ganon won’t rush her on the decision, though. And they know where to find him. “Fellas,” Ganon tells Ghirahim and Zant, “let’s hit the bar!” The Gerudo Ace leads the way out for his trio, leaving Cia to think on it. Will the Dark Forces accept Ganon’s offer?
My Thoughts:
Story building time! Well, mostly with the Dark Forces and Ganon’s new formation. Hyrule Warriors the game would be the inspiration for this story beat, and this team-up would make for a new super group in HPW. I’ll probably have a bit more these next three weeks as the “event” grows closer.
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