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Mitchell’s NJPW New Years Golden Series Results & Report! (2/19/22)

The penultimate night!

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NJPW New Years Golden Series

Will The Ace meet a Skull End?

NJPW’s New Years Golden Series is almost over! And on this second-to-last night, the IWGP Junior Tag, Heavyweight Tag and US titles are all on the line!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Togi Makabe & Kosei Fujita VS TAKA Michinoku & DOUKI; Taka & Douki win.
  • Toru Yano & Ryohei Oiwa VS Minoru Suzuki & Taichi; Suzuki & Taichi win.
  • YOH & Tomohiro Ishii VS SHO & Dick Togo; Yoh & Ishii win.
  • Great-O-Khan VS Tomoaki Honma; Khan wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Yuji Nagata & Satoshi Kojima VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS Taiji Ishimori & El Phantasmo VS Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Taguchi & Wato win and become the new IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions.
  • IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi; Goto & Hashi win and retain the titles.
  • IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA; Sanada wins and becomes the new IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS Taiji Ishimori & El Phantasmo VS Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

Yes, that is a lot to take in. But it is a lot for the champions to take on! Can the #FlyingTigers survive the Cutest Tag Team, Team Six or Nine and Suzuki-Gun’s Rogue Luchador & Heel Master? Or is this one target too many for them to shoot down?

The Headbanga is already mocking Tiger Mask by wearing one of the masks he stole. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and then the champs go after ELP & Taiji! Suzuki-Gun decides to drag Taguchi & Wato out of the ring, the bell rings to get this on the record, and Eagles throws ELP out while Tiger Mask keeps on Taiji. But then Suzuki-Gun gets in to attack Tiger Mask! They double whip Tiger Mask to a corner, back elbow and feed to lift, DROPKICK BACK SUPLEX COMBO! Cover, ELP breaks it! ELP claws Desperado’s back, Taiji claws Kanemaru’s back! Taiji kicks Kanemaru out while ELP keeps on Desperado.

ELP CLAWS Desperado’s back, Taiji brings Tiger Mask up and puts him on the top rope. Taiji pulls Tiger into a Tree of Woe, then ELP runs in to baseball slide dropkick! Taiji runs in to add his own baseball slide dropkick! Fans clap, “E! L P!” And then the Cutest Tag Team run in, to jump on onto Tiger Mask’s groin! Eagles saves Tiger Mask but ELP throws Eagles back out. ELP PLANCHAS but flops as Eagles moves! Taiji gets Tiger out of the Tree, and then he goes to add Tiger’s mask to the collection! Taguchi attacks Taiji, then whips him into Wato’s back elbow, uppercut and SOBAT! Fans cheer as Wato sees Tiger’s blue mask.

Taguchi kicks Taiji out and Wato hands the blue mask back to Tiger Mask. Tiger Mask thanks Wato, and Taguchi rolls Tiger Mask up! Eagles breaks it and then confronts Six or Nine for the sneaky move. Eagles stomps Taguchi, Wato hits Eagles. Wato reels Eagles in, but Eagles breaks free. Eagles blocks a kick to hook Wato up, but Wato resists the backpack to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! But Eagles lands on his feet! Eagles kicks, cravats, SHIRANUI! Cover, Kanemaru breaks it! Kanemaru stomps Eagles down, elbows him on the back, and whips him to ropes. Eagles reverses, Kanemaru tilt-o-whirls and kicks!

Kanemaru rakes Eagles’ eyes! But he runs into Eagles’ wheel kick! Eagles kips up and fires up, and fans rally behind him. Eagles builds speed but Taiji trips him! Taiji drags Eagles out and fireman’s carries for SNAKE EYES on the railing! Taiji gets in the ring, he builds speed, but Desperado trips him and drags him out to RAM into railing! Desperado DECKS Taiji, gets in the ring, but ELP is there! ELP tells Desperado that since he’s THE IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, ELP wants next! Desperado says okay, and then ELP ROCKS him! Desperado CHOPS ELP and ELP screams as he staggers away.

Desperado mocks ELP, the challenger shouldn’t scream. ELP CHOPS back! Desperado growls and now it’s a CHOP fight! Fans rally up as the CHOPS keep flying. ELP slaps, they both run, but they both get tripped! Taguchi and Tiger Mask throw them out and meet in the ring. Taguchi throws forearms but Tiger Mask CHOPS! Taguchi fires another forearm, Tiger fires off KICKS! Taguchi blocks a kick, elbows the leg, and then runs in, but Tiger hurdles over! Taguchi tumbles out of the ring! But Suzuki-Gun mug Tiger Mask! They double whip, Tiger DIVES onto Taguchi! ELP & Taiji get in and CLAW Desperado & Kanemaru!

ELP fish hooks Kanemaru’s face and puts him in a corner. Taiji rakes Desperado’s eyes, then he and ELP double whip. Desperado crisscrosses them into each other, then DECKS ELP! Desperado then brings ELP up to whip to ropes. Taiji holds ropes, Desperado runs in but Taiji dumps him out. Kanemaru kicks Taiji down! Kanemaru whips, Taiji goes up to TRIANGLE JUMP MOONSAULT Desperado! Wato fires off on Kanemaru, whips but Kanemaru reverses. Wato RANAS Kanemaru out, then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans rally up, ELP strips a crossbar so he can stand on top. Wato ROCKS ELP first!

Wato CLUBS ELP but ELP throws body shots back. ELP headbutts Wato down! ELP stands up, Eagles hurries over! Eagles springboards to SUPER STEINER ELP onto everyone else!! Fans are fired up as all six men are down! Eagles is up first and he roars! Tiger and Eagles meet at the corner to DOUBLE GIRI Taguchi! They put Taguchi up top, Tiger underhooks the arms, SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Eagles hits a 450 SPLASH! Tiger covers, TWO!! Taguchi survives, but ends up in DOUBLE REVERSE ARMBAR! Eagles intercepts Desperado to wheelbarrow him into the RON MILLER SPECIAL!

Fans rally as Desperado and Taguchi each endure! But Bullet Club breaks it! Taiji stomps Tiger Mask and ELP clubs down Eagles! Eagles hits ELP back but Taiji kicks and whips Eagles. Eagles reverses, Taiji handsprings to NEURALIZER! ELP LIONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Eagles survives but ELP straitjacket torture racks, FLYING KNEE SWINGING NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, Tiger breaks it! Taiji CLUBS Tiger, rakes his eyes, and sets him up for ELP! ELP still has a confidence problem since he doesn’t have his cheat. ELP whips Tiger to the corner then whips Taiji in, DOUBL EKNEES!

Taiji and ELP combine, ALLEY-OOP CODE BREAKER! ELP goes up, MOONSAULT, but Eagles drags Tiger out! ELP lands on Taiji’s knees! Kanemaru gets in, ENZIGURI for Taiji! Eagles gets in, Kanemaru BOOTS him in the corner! Kanemaru scoops and SLAMS Eagles, then goes up top to MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Eagles survives and Kanemaru is furious! Kanemaru hurries to get Eagles up and suplex. Eagles slips out, feeds to Wato’s dropkick! Wato kicks but Eagles ducks. Eagles kicks but Wato ducks. Wato spins, SCREW HIGH KICK! Tiger gets in to KICK and toss Wato out! Tiger turns around into a HIP ATTACK!

Taguchi runs, SLIDING HIP! Cover, TWO, to OH MY GARFUNKLE! But Suzuki-Gun mugs Taguchi! They double whip but Taguchi DOUBLE HIP ATTACKS! Taiji gets in, runs into a HIP ATTACK! ELP springboards, into a HIP ATTACK! Taguchi chicken wings Tiger Mask but Tiger Mask victory rolls! TWO, Eagles jackknifes! TWO!! Wato GAMANGIRIS Eagles, springboards, FLYING UPPERCUT for Eagles! Tiger sobats Wato, underhooks Taguchi, but Taguchi resists. Tiger Mask knees low, chicken wings, but Taguchi switches to feed Tiger to Wato’s ROUNDHOUSE! Taguchi chicken wings, DODON TO THE THRONE! Cover, everyone breaks it!

Wato stomps and kicks everyone else away, and throws ELP out. He kicks and throws Taiji out while Taguchi gets Suzuki-Gun clear. Six or Nine combine, NUMBER NINE!! Cover, Six or Nine wins!!!

Winners: Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato, by pinfall (NEW IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions)

The dream has come true! Taguchi and Wato are the 69TH IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions! Will they make this reign truly special?

 

IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi!

Back and forth, over and over, in just about any combination you can think of, Chaos and the House of Torture have done battle. But now, the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter defend these titles against the King of Darkness and Tokyo Pimp! Will Goto-Hashi #StayGold? Or will Darkness Fall and make the King of NEVER into a TRIPLE CHAMPION?

Wait! Sho & Dick Togo attack Goto-Hashi on their way out! The House of Torture swarms, but Yoh and Ishii hurry to stop them! Dick and Sho knock them down, Yujiro and Evil stomp the champions. Evil drags Hashi to ringside while leaving Goto behind. Evil puts Hashi in for Yujiro and he drags Hashi up. The bell rings to put this on record, Yujiro and Evil mug Hashi. Goto crawls his way to ringside, Ishii and Yoh watching his back. Evil and Yujiro drag Hashi up, double whip him to a corner, then Yujiro runs in but misses! Hashi runs Evil over! Yujiro kicks Hashi, runs, but Hashi and Goto run him over!

Hashi runs, hip toss senton! Goto & Hashi hammer Evil down! They stomp away on Evil, and fans fire up with them. Goto goes to the corner, Hashi brings Yujiro up. Hashi throws a forearm, and another, then a CHOP! Yujiro is stinging as he leans against the ropes. Hashi whips, Yujiro reverses, Dick and Sho trip Hashi up! Yujiro distracts while Dick and Sho RAM Hashi into railing, then FLAPJACK him on the apron! Dick and Sho bring out chairs, and they use those to choke Hashi! Ishii goes after them but he gets mugged. Yoh hurries over but he also gets hit with a chair. Evil drags Hashi up and puts him in the ring.

Yujiro drags Hashi to a cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Yujiro DECKS Hashi. Yujiro rains down rights, then drags Hashi up to snapmare. Yujiro runs to basement boot! Cover, TWO! Yujiro tags Evil, Evil puts Hashi against ropes and CHOPS. And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Evil CLUBS Hashi down, stomps a leg, then tags Yujiro back in. Yujiro drags Hashi up while fans rally. Hashi throws body shots and forearms but Yujiro throws forearms back. Yujiro snapmares Hashi to drop a leg, an elbow, and a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Fans rally again but Yujiro tags Evil. Sho attacks Ishii, Evil kicks Goto! The ref is busy with Goto, so House of Torture link up in the cobra twist!

Evil lets off before the ref sees and he covers, TWO! Evil grows frustrated but fans cheer. Evil kicks Hashi around, and fans rally up. Evil drags Hashi up but Hashi fires off forearms! Evil rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, but Hashi blocks Evil’s kick. Hashi gives the foot to the ref then mule kicks Evil! That’s usually Evil’s move! Hashi then SPIN BACK KICKS! Both men are down and fans fire up! Hashi crawls, hot tag to Goto! Yujiro runs in but Goto runs him over! Goto DECKS Dick and Sho off the apron, too! Goto runs in at Evil to MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto stomps Evil, then drags him up.

Goto fireman’s carries but Evil slips off. Evil waistlocks, Goto elbows free and then runs, but Dick is there with a chair! Evil waistlocks, Goto elbows free again. Goto runs a different direction but Sho is there with a chair! The ref is busy reprimanding Sho, Evil whips Goto to the corner, and surprise! The blue buckle pad is gone! Goto suffers the Bullet Club Special! Goto falls in a heap, Hashi gets in, but Evil whips him into the bare buckles, too! Evil distracts the ref so that the House of Torture can send Goto into railing! Evil goes out to fetch Goto, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s table! Abe-san goes down again!

Evil drags Goto up, puts him in the ring, and wants the ref to count. Cover, TWO! Evil is annoyed but he tags in Yujiro. Yujiro drags Goto up, scoops him and SLAMS him! Yujiro then BITES Goto’s forehead! The ref reprimands, Yujiro stops, and Yujiro runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Yujiro tags Evil. Evil tells the ref to watch Chaos but that’s so he can CHOKE Goto with a shirt! Chaos protests, Evil hides the evidence, cover! TWO, so Evil tries again, TWO! Evil hooks the leg deep, TWO!! Goto still escapes and Evil is furious! Fans rally up but Evil tags Yujiro, and Yujiro stomps Goto down.

Yujiro drags Goto up to ROCK him with a forearm! And then again! Goto gets mad and he CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Yujiro! Goto kicks, Yujiro blocks to trip him! But Goto avoids the basement dropkick! Yujiro rakes eyes and runs, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Both men are down and fans rally up. Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi CLOBBERS Evil, and then fires off a strike fest on Yujiro! Hashi whips corner to corner then runs in to CHOP! Hashi whips, CHOPS, and then mule kicks to a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Hashi brings Yujiro back up, fans rally up, and Hashi reels Yujiro in.

Yujiro resists the lift, and BITES Hashi’s hand! The ref reprimands but Yujiro whips Hashi to ropes. Hashi reverses, Yujiro holds ropes, and Yujiro dodges Hashi. Evil hooks Hashi’s foot, Yujiro BOOTS Hashi! Evil goes after Goto on the outside while Yujiro gets Hashi in the INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Hashi survives but Yujiro fires himself up! Yujiro drags Hashi up, reels him in, but no Pimp Juice! Goto LARIATS Yujiro, but Evili whips Goto into bare buckles! Goto still comes back to LARIAT Evil! All four legal men are down, and fans rally up. Evil and Goto bail out, Yujiro and Hashi slowly rise.

Hashi and Yujiro RAM shoulders! And again! Hashi CHOPS, blocks a boot, then SUPERKICKS Yujiro down! Fans fire up with Hashi as he gets Yujiro up. Full nelson to pump handle, but Dick distracts! Yujiro slips out of the pump handle to LOW BLOW! Yujiro then whips Hashi into the ref! The House of Torture attacks Yoh and Ishii, then get in the ring. Hashi is in the corner, Evil clotheslines him! Dick back elbows, Sho forearm smashes and Yujiro BOOTS! Hashi flops down, Dick drags him back up. Dick and Sho hold Hashi up as Yujiro gets his pimp cane. But Goto throws Evil into a post!

Goto gets in with his staff to SMACK Yujiro! And he JABS Sho, and SMACKS Dick! Evil gets in, Goto SMACKS him!  Yoh and Ishii knock Sho and Dick outta the ring! Yoh builds speed to FLY onto Sho and Dick at the ramp! Fans are fired up as Goto gets the ref up and in the ring. Fans rally as Hashi gets up and runs at Yujiro, LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Hashi keeps focus and brings Yujiro back up. Full nelson, pump handle, but Yujiro fights Karma! Yujiro throws elbows, but Hashi feeds him to Goto! They combine, G Y R!! Cover, Evil breaks it! Goto kicks Evil, throws forearms and whips him to a corner.

Goto runs in to clothesline! Hashi adds a CHOP! Feed to the Russian Leg Sweep, GOTO HUNTING! Fans fire up as Goto-Hashi coordinate and gets Yujiro up. Dragon sleeper and leg lift, but Yujiro fights out! FISHERMAN BUSTER for Goto! Yujiro blocks Hashi’s lariat but Hashi spins through to CHOP! Hashi runs, but Yujiro has the ref! CHAIR SHOT from Evil!! Yujiro reels Hashi in, PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO!!! Hashi survives and the fans are thunderous! Evil hurries in to drag Hashi up. Evil slashes the throat, stands Hashi up and spins, EVERY- NO! Hashi slips out to waistlock, but Evil LARIATS Goto first!

Evil whips Goto but Goto reverses, and Evil hits the bare buckles! Fireman’s carry, G T W!! Yujiro BOOTS Goto, fires up and runs, into a fireman’s carry! But Yujiro slips off, only to run into the HIDDEN GAP! Another fireman’s carry and Hashi aims again, FIERCE FLASH!! But they’re not done here! They get Yujiro up, SHOUTO!! Cover, Chaos wins!!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (still IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions)

And that’s lights out on the House of Torture! The Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter in fact #StayGold, is it going to be a golden spring for Chaos? And what of tomorrow’s NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championship match? Is the House of Torture going to fall apart?

 

IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA!

The Ace may be champion, but he and everyone he’s teamed with on the New Year Golden Series have fallen to Los Ingobernables de Japon! Will Tanahashi finally have a chance now that it’s 1v1? Or will the Cold Skull become a gold skull with his first singles title in NJPW?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and while fans love Tanahashi’s muscles, we see if Sanada keeps LIJ spotless this series!

Fans rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” as the two circle. They tie up, Tanahashi powers Sanada to a corner, but Tanahashi lets off cleanly. Fans cheer the sportsmanship, and the two circle again. Sanada and Tanahashi tie up again, Tanahashi powers Sanada back to ropes, but Sanada turns things around. Sanada lets off slowly but pats Tanahashi on the shoulders. Fans cheer this sportsmanship, too, and the two circle again. Tanahashi fires himself up, ties up with Sanada and gets a waistlock. Sanada switches, Tanahashi switches back, but Sanada pries free to switch again.

Tanahashi drop toeholds free to then float to an armlock. Sanada endures and moves around but Tanahashi shifts his position. Sanada fights up, Tanahashi grinds the arm, wrenches through, and has the wristlock. Sanada powers up but Tanahashi arm-drags him down. Tanahashi has the armlock and fans cheer the technical exchange. Sanada fights up as fans rally, but Tanahashi wrenches. Sanada rolls, handsprings, wrenches back, but Tanahashi flips to kick Sanada away. The two stand off and fans cheer the exchange. “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” continues as the two reset and circle again.

Tanahashi and Sanada tie up, Tanahashi wrenches to get the headlock. Sanada throws body shots, powers out, then goes the other way to catch Tanahashi. They go around and around, Sanada almost has the cobra twist, but Tanahashi powers through to try now. Sanada powers through, they go around and around again, and then they separate. Fans cheer the technical exchange and rally up again as the two reset. Tanahashi and Sanada circle, feel out the grapple and go with knuckle locks. They go shoulder to shoulder in a test of strength, and they’re in a deadlock! Fans rally as they keep pushing, and Sanada gets leverage.

Tanahashi fights up, breaks one hold and wrenches to hammerlock. Sanada gets to the corner and Red Shoes calls the ropebreak. Tanahashi lets off, but then throws a body shot! Tanahashi whips, Sanada reverses but runs into an elbow. Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! Fans cheer the air guitar, and then Tanahashi goes to get Sanada’s legs! Sanada fights off Tanahashi’s attempt at Paradise but then Tanahashi arm-drags him down! Tanahashi keeps hold, but Sanada uses that to throw Tanahashi. But then Tanahashi throws Sanada again, but Sanada throws Tanahashi. Tanahashi gets the ropebreak, but neither lets go!

Tanahashi drags Sanada out, wrenches the arm, but Sanada wrenches through to wristlock back. Tanahashi wrenches around, fans cheer that they’re still wrestling outside the ring. Sanada wrenches and wrenches and wrenches but the ring count is starting! Tanahashi wrenches and wrenches and wrenches, then wraps Sanada’s arm around the post! Red Shoes reprimands but the ring count continues, and it’s 15 of 20 as Tanahashi pulls on Sanada’s arms. Sanada YANKS back and Tanahashi hits post! Sanada gets in at 17 of 20, Tanahashi hurries up and in at 19.9! Basement dropkick!

Fans rally and Sanada brings Tanahashi around. Sanada encourages them to get louder and they do. Sanada ties Tanahashi up in Paradise! Fans cheer but Sanada wants more, so they give more. Sanada then runs in to dropkick Tanahashi out of Paradise! Sanada catches his breath before bringing Tanahashi up. Sanada CLUBS Tanahashi, then CLUBS him again. Fans rally, Sanada cravats and cranks the neck. Tanahashi endures, throws body shots, but Sanada cranks harder! Sanada snapmares, clamps on a chinlock and digs his knee into Tanahashi’s back. Tanahashi endures again and fans continue to rally.

Tanahashi fights up, throws body shots, and gets free to fire forearms! Sanada EuroUppers back and Tanahashi drops to his knees! Sanada brings Tanahashi back up, Tanahashi fires off fast hands! But Sanada grits his teeth to EuroUpper Tanahashi down again! Sanada whips, but Tanahashi comes back with FLYING FOREARMS! Fans fire up with The Ace, but he still needs to catch his breath. Tanahashi drags Sanada up, scoop SLAMS him into the drop zone, and he goes up to the second rope. SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps cool and fans rally up again. Sanada rises, Tanahashi fakes the run to dropkick the legs!

Tanahashi gets the leg for a DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi gets the legs, and now he steals- NO! Sanada still keeps Tanahashi from taking Paradise! Sanada kicks, whips, but Tanahashi reverses. Sanada sunset flips, but Tanahashi rolls through! Tanahashi tries again, and he STEALS PARADISE!! Fans fire up for this accomplishment! Tanahashi runs in now to dropkick Sanada out of Paradise! Sanada flops out of the ring and fans rally up. Tanahashi goes up to the top, ACES HIGH FLY ATTACK! Direct hit and fans fire up while both men are down! Red Shoes checks and both men are okay to continue.

Fans continue to rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” and the ring count begins. Tanahashi stirs, drags himself up at 5 of 20, and hobbles into the ring at 10. Sanada is still down, but he gets up at 18! And in at 19! Tanahashi has Sanada on the apron, gets a leg through the ropes, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! And then a dropkick! And then another DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Sanada clutches the leg but Tanahashi ties him up in the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Sanada endures as Tanahashi pulls back! Sanada pushes up to get the ROPEBREAK! Tanahashi lets go quick, but he then hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW!

Tanahashi waits on Sanada to stand, then runs, but Sanada jumps, only for Tanahashi to stop the rana! And Tanahashi gets the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF again! Sanada endures all over again, even as Tanahashi bends him at an angle! Fans rally as hard as ever, but Tanahashi sits deep on the hold! But Sanada refuses to quit, and he powers his way over to another ROPEBREAK! Tanahashi lets go more in exhaustion, and fans cheer! Tanahashi waits on Sanada to stand again, then runs, but Sanada gets around the Slingblade to O’Conner, DRAGON SLEEPER! But Tanahshi pops free, so Sanada kicks and whips.

Tanahashi reverses to SLINGBLADE! Fans fire up as Tanahashi goes up top! HIGH FLY FLOW onto knees!! Sanada saves himself but has to clutch his leg from that impact. Fans are thunderous as both men are down. Sanada and Tanahashi stir, slowly crawling to opposite corners. Tanahashi stands, runs in, but Sanada elbows! SANADA QUEBRADA! SKULL END!! Tanahashi flails, fights, but Sanada squeezes tight! Tanahashi pries the body scissors open, rolls back, and now he has the dragon sleeper! But Sanada spins it back around, SKULL END!! Tanahashi is caught again, Red Shoes checks on him.

Sanada holds tight, Tanahashi reaches out, but he’s fading! Red Shoes is checking. Tanahashi’s hand drops, and Sanada lets him free to go to the corner! Sanada goes up, ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees!! Tables have turned as Tanahashi now clutches his legs after saving himself. Tanahashi crawls to ropes and drags himself up. Fans rally up more and more as Sanada sits up. Tanahashi aims from the corner as Sanada stands. Sanada runs corner to corner, but into boots! Tanahashi runs, into a fireman’s’ carry! Throw into the DRAGON SLEEPER! But Tanahashi powers through to DRAGON SLEEPER Sanada!

Sanada powers through to get the DRAGON SLEEPER back, but then so does Tanahashi! Sanada fights through again, but Tanahashi turns enough for TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi gets Sanada up for another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! But Sanada suplexes, only for Tanahashi to kick off the ropes, and TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Fans fire up again as Tanahashi waits on Sanada to stand. Sanada rises, Tanahashi fires up and runs, SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi goes right to a corner! He goes up top, HIGH FLY ATTACK! But Sanada rolls through! He pops Tanahashi into a fireman’s carry, T K O!!

Sanada hurries up top, ROUNDING BODY PRESS to Tanahashi’s back! Sanada goes up again, ROUNDING BODY PRESS FLOPS as Tanahashi moves! Both men are down again and fans still rally. Sanada rises, he drags Tanahashi back up, but Tanahashi trips him for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Both men are down again but the fans don’t stop. Sanada and Tanahashi slowly rise, and Tanahashi ROCKS Sanada with a forearm. Sanada ROCKS Tanahashi back. Tanahashi ROCKS Sanada, Sanada ROCKS Tanahashi! Tanahashi, Sanada, back and forth, faster and faster, and fans rally behind them!

Tanahashi gets the edge but Sanada gives it all back! SHOTEI from Tanahashi! Sanada drops to his knees, Tanahashi staggers and fans keep going, “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” Tanahashi brings Sanada up, Sanada SHOTEIS Tanahashi! And ROLLING ELBOW! Sanada runs, ROLLING ELBOW! Then fireman’s carry, but Tanahashi fights free! Full nelson, but Sanada breaks! So Tanahashi STRAITJACKET GERMANS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Sanada escapes but Tanahashi fires up again! Tanahashi runs, Sanada pops him up, but Tanahshi still SLINGBADES! Tanahashi goes up top, HIGH FLY FLOP!!

Sanada body scissors and rolls, O’Conner BRIDGE! SANADA WINS!!

Winner: Sanada, by pinfall (NEW IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion)

FINALLY! For the first time in NJPW, the Cold Skull has a title all his own!! What an incredible moment! Red Shoes brings the title over to Sanada, and raises his hand in victory! Then, after catching his breath while sitting with the belt, Sanada gets the mic. “I’ve been fighting in this ring for seven years, and now I’ve finally won a singles title. Since this is a first for me, how about I give you my first gift of the year?” The fans get their phone lights ready, and as the stadium lights go down, they become the stars. “First of all, I have nothing but respect for Tana-san. I’ll gladly fight Tana-san again, anytime, anywhere.” Fans cheer that.

And for those who still can’t make it to the venues, at least you can watch it on NJPW World. But for Sanada, this is the only place he gets to see all the fans. So he thanks all the fans here for making the trip out. Sanada admits he’s not good when put on the spot, but from everywhere in Japan, he likes Sapporo the best. Fans cheer for the championship confession! “OI, SAPPORO! See you tomorrow!” The Cold Skull is finally the Gold Skull, is this new chapter going to be his best?


My Thoughts:

Yes, I skipped matches, but this was still a great event! We got fairly expected outcomes in the non-title matches, and the title matches were all great stuff. The Fatal 4 Way being tornado was the right choice, and what great interplay between all of these teams. I like that ELP took advantage of the moment to challenge Desperado for the singles title, and I’m sure that’ll be a really good program. And the match was made all the better for Taguchi fulfilling his dream of becoming a 69th champion. He and Wato will surely have a good long run, and I’m sure Taguchi will get 69 jokes in wherever he can.

The IWGP Heavyweight Tag title match was basically what you can expect from Chaos VS House of Torture. It was overbooked but not quite a mess, and the Faces come out the winners because as I said last time, Evil was not become a Triple Champion. And I’m sure Evil will stay Mr. NEVER since Chaos won here. And in an awesome main event, Sanada gets a great win to become the new champion. I am so glad to see this moment, Sanada has been going strong for some time, and now he has his vindication. He may not have been top title material but he is definitely going to have a good midcard run here. Jay White was just calling out Tanahashi in reference to this belt, maybe he’ll start mocking Sanada now.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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