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Mitchell’s NJPW New Years Golden Series Results & Report! (2/20/22)

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NJPW New Years Golden Series

Will NJPW truly be tranquilo?

Tetsuya Naito has struck out Kazuchika Okada all over the New Years Golden Series, but will he fail to get NJPW’s top prize off the Rainmaker?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Tomohiro Ishii & Ryohei Oiwa VS Taichi & DOUKI; Taichi & Douki win.
  • Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Taguchi & Wato win.
  • Satoshi Kojima VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Yuji Nagata & Great Bash Heels; LIJ wins.
  • KOPW 2022 Championship Dog Cage Match: Minoru Suzuki VS Toru Yano; Yano wins and is the new (provisional) Mr. KOPW 2022.
  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS Chaos; House of Torture wins and retains the titles.
  • IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tetsuya Naito; Okada wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

KOPW 2022 Championship Dog Cage Match: Minoru Suzuki VS Toru Yano!

The Meanest Man in the World and the Producer have tried to lock the other up all through this New Years Golden Series, and that’s the way to win this match! You put your opponent in the cage and you’re the top dog! Will Suzuki show Yano is all bark and no bite? Or will Yano bare his fangs and take this trophy home?

Yano makes his entrance, and he reveals he has Tomu-kun, PR mascot of Noboribetsu, Hokkaido, on his side! Yano even gets a “HO-KAI-DO!” clap going. And though this isn’t a handcuff match like he wanted, Suzuki still brings cuffs, and even a leash! The ref checks, and it turns out Yano has quite a few hidden cuff keys. Is that all of them? Yano defends that those three are. The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we see which dog has its day.

Fans rally up as Suzuki puts aside his leash and cuffs for the time being. Suzuki and Yano circle, feel out the grapple, and Yano shoots in. Suzuki blocks, gets around, but Yano slips out. They go back and forth with waistlocks on the mat until Suzuki gets the ropebreak. Yano lets off cleanly, and the two reset. They feel things out again, Yano gets a takedown! Suzuki turns it around but Yano uses a leg guard, only for Suzuki to make it a heel hook! Yano gets the ropebreak, and now Suzuki lets off clean. Fans cheer the technical exchange as Yano gets up. Yano and Suzuki talk trash on each other, and then Yano throws a forearm!

Fans rally up as the forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Yano gets the edge but Suzuki laughs it off before he DECKS Yano. Suzuki taunts Yano then drags him up by his ears. Yano breaks free and SLAPS Suzuki over and over on the back! “BAKA ERO!” But Suzuki just stands up with a stone cold look on his face. Suzuki fires off slapping palm strikes! Suzuki SLAPS Yano down, then stomps him out of the ring! Suzuki whips Yano into railing! Yano slumps down but Suzuki brings him up to whip into more railing! And then Suzuki wrenches an arm, hammerlocks it, and brings Yano to the cage!

They go past the cage, and Suzuki throws knees and DECKS Yano. Suzuki goes back to the cage, and he starts pushing it? Fans rally up as he builds up speed, and RAMS Yano with the cage! Yano tumbles further along the ramp, and Suzuki brings the cage back to where it was. Suzuki opens the door and he goes to fetch Yano. Suzuki drags Yano up, ROCKS him with a right, kicks him, then ROCKS him again. They go to the cage, and Suzuki puts Yano in! But then Suzuki gets in with him?! Suzuki rains down forearms then fists. But Yano hits back! They’re brawling inside the cage! Suzuki DECKS Yano again!

Suzuki gets out, slams the door closed, but Yano pushes it open! Suzuki couldn’t fasten the lock and Yano is free! Suzuki kicks Yano, whips, but Yano reverses and Suzuki hits railing hard! Yano gets back in the ring and catches his breath while Suzuki drags himself up. Fans fire up with Yano as he unties a buckle pad! Yano kicks the pad away but Suzuki kicks Yano. Suzuki whips, Yano reverses, but Suzuki stops himself from hitting bare buckles! Yano complains and runs in, but Suzuki moves! Yano hits buckles, then Suzuki BOOTS him! Suzuki snapmares and PENALTY KICKS Yano down! Fans fire up, and Suzuki gets cuffs!

Suzuki cuffs one of Yano’s hands, but Yano LOW BLOWS! Yano hurries to get a pair of cuffs, and he cuffs one of Suzuki’s hands! Yano stomps Suzuki, and then he cuffs Suzuki’s hands together! Fans fire up and Yano stomps Suzuki more! Yano drags Suzuki up by his hands but Suzuki HEADBUTTS Yano! Suzuki stomps Yano, and then finishes cuffing Yano’s hands! Now both men are restrained! Suzuki’s getting his handcuff match after all! Yano is mad as he and Suzuki circle. Fans rally up and Suzuki DOUBLE CHOPS! Yano DOUBLE CHOPS back! Suzuki DOUBLE CHOPS again, so Yano DOUBLE CHOPS!

It’s a DOUBLE CHOP fight! The fans rally harder and harder, but then Suzuki grabs Yano’s hair to HEADBUTT! Yano rakes the eyes! Yano runs, Suzuki gets around, and Suzuki kicks out a leg to bring Yano to his knees! SLEEPER HOLD! The cuffs are in fact helping now! Fans rally, but Yano reveals he had another set of keys after all! Suzuki stomps Yano and snatches the keys! Suzuki sets himself free and fans fire up again as he goes back to stomping. Suzuki taunts Yano with the keys, plays a little keep-away, and then TOSSES them! Suzuki stomps Yano more and more! Suzuki gets the dog leash! And LASHES Yano with the strap!

Suzuki laughs as he LASHES Yano again! And again! Suzuki drags Yano up, and wraps the strap around Yano’s neck! Suzuki chokes Yano with the strap, then throws Yano over the top rope! Suzuki’s practically hanging Yano!! The fans rally up, “Y T R! Y T R!” and Suzuki lets off as Yano fades. Suzuki then undoes the collar and puts it around Yano’s neck. Then he LASHES Yano with the strap, and stomps him down on the floor. Suzuki even SMACKS Yano with the buckle pad from earlier. Suzuki drags Yano around the way like a bad dog, and chokes him against the railing! Yano is turning purple!

Suzuki gets the bell hammer from the timekeeper and digs it into Yano’s face! Suzuki lets off, drags Yano along again, and they of course return to the dog cage. Suzuki puts Yano inside, but Yano resists as much as he can. Yano keeps his feet out, and somehow he cuffs Suzuki’s hand again! Suzuki struggles, Yano YANKS him inside! Yano gets out of the cage! Suzuki tries, but his cuff is linked to the strap and the strap is linked to the cage!! Yano’s like a magician! Yano throws a Young Lion onto Suzuki! Yano makes sure they’re both in, then he closes the door and LOCKS it! Yano wins!!

Winner: Toru Yano (NEW Provisional Mr. KOPW 2022)

Just call him the Great Yanodini! That was an escape artist level trick and no one can figure it out! Suzuki is pissed either way, but Yano has the trophy! Yano already made has two years under his belt, will he make it a threepeat?

 

NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS Chaos!

Evil and Yujiro Takahashi could not take the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships from Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, and now they and Sho must defend these trios titles from Goto, Hashi and Yoh! Is the House of Torture going to look more like a house of cards? Or will Darkness Fall on the Fierce Warrior, Head Hunter and Direct Drive?

The introductions are barely even made before Evil leads the House of Torture on attacking Chaos! The bell rings to get this on record as Evil throws Goto out, Sho throws Yoh, and Yujiro keeps Hashi in the ring. Yujiro headlocks, punches and CLUBS Hashi down, then stomps him. Yoh sends Sho into railing while Goto POSTS Evil! Yujiro drags Hashi up and knees him low then CHOPS and CHOPS, and whips. Hashi reverses the whip, Goto and Hashi run Yujiro over! They combine, hip toss senton! Yoh then runs in, he does a hip toss senton! Evil gets in but Hashi kicks him and Goto arm-drags him down!

Goto sets up and Yoh leap frogs him to stomp Evil! Goto then sits Evil up to KICK him in the back! Hashi adds a basement SUPERKICK, then Yoh adds a basement dropkick! Sho gets in but Yoh kicks him first. Chaos hammers Sho out of the ring! Chaos then chases after Dick Togo! They get him in the ring, but he bails right out. Only for Ishii to get him! Chaos surrounds Dick and hammers him down! Evil cries for Dick! Hashi gets back in the ring, goes back to Yujiro, but Yujiro powers Hashi to the blue corner, and surprise! Sho moves the pad away and Hashi hits bare buckles! The Bullet Club Special returns!

Evil attacks Yoh, Sho joins in and SMACKS Yoh with a crossbar strap! Yujiro drags Hashi up to throw him out. Yujiro and Dick have chairs and they choke Hashi! The ref is too busy with Evil choking Goto with his staff and Sho smothering Yoh with the crossbar strap! Yujiro gets back in the ring, Evil stands on Hashi’s head while taunting him. Evil drags Hashi up, puts him in the ring for Yujiro, and Yujiro throws down fists! The ref reprimands because of closed fists, so Yujiro stops. Yujiro drags Hashi up, hooks him up, leg sweep FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Yujiro drags Hashi over to tag in Evil.

The House of Torture mugs Hashi, then Evil wrenches an arm. Evil brings Hashi around to wrench more and more, then whip him into the bare buckles! Hashi goes down and writhes, Evil drags him from ropes to cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Evil tags Sho. Sho has the crossbar strap and he SMACKS Hashi with it! Sho then digs his boots in at the ropes, but lets off as the ref counts 4. Fans rally up but Sho kicks at Hashi. Hashi gets up, Sho gives more kicks, but Hashi CHOPS! Sho rakes Hashi’s eyes! The ref reprimands and stops Sho, but Sho tags Evil. Evil throws Hashi out, then gets in Chaos’ face. This is so Dick can JAM a chair into Hashi!

Sho gets Hashi back in, Evil covers, Goto breaks it! Evil tells Goto to get out of the ring, but fans rally up for Hashi. Evil drags Hashi up, but Hashi ROCKS him with a forearm! And another! And another! Evil rakes the eyes again! Evil kicks low, brings Hashi around, and suplexes, only for Hashi to fight it off! They fight for control, fans rally up, but Hashi suplexes Evil up and over! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi crawls, hot tag to Goto! Goto runs but Evil dodges to kick and whip! Goto stops from hitting buckles, he DECKS Yujiro and Sho, then sends Evil into buckles! BIG back suplex and the fans fire up!

Goto waits for Evil to stand, and he KICKS him to a corner! Goto whips corner to corner then MURAMASA! To BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto drags Evil up, fireman’s carries but Evil pulls hair to get free. Goto ROCKS Evil then runs, into Sho’s cheap shot! Sho holds Goto, Evil runs in, but Goto gets away! Evil stops short of hitting Sho, Goto runs back in but both Evil and Sho get clear so Dick can trip Goto! Dick plays innocent while Evil tags Sho. Sho stomps Goto, drags him up and wrenches to a wristlock. Sho knuckle locks to bend the fingers, and then he brings Goto down. Goto blocks the first kick!

Goto stands up but Sho rakes the eyes! Sho runs, Goto follows but Sho dodges. Goto dodges the kick to DISCUS LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down. Goto hurries, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh rallies on Sho with big forearms! Yoh whips, Sho reverses but Yoh ducks and dodges to FLYING FOREARM! Fans fire up as Yoh also DECKS Evil and Yujiro! Yoh aims at Sho, runs in at the corner, but Sho dodges! Sho rakes eyes again, then runs, only for Yoh to go Matrix! Sho blocks the Superkick but Yoh gets around! Yoh full nelsons, Sho breaks free, but Yoh uses that to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!

Sho tries to crawl away but Yoh drags Sho up by his waistband. Yoh goes for the full nelson but Sho grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! Sho KICKS a leg, but then Yoh blocks for a DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Yoh rolls into the STARGAZER CALF KILLER! Hashi intercepts Yujiro and Goto intercepts Evil, BUTTERFLY LOCK and a SLEEPER HOLD! TRIPLE submissions! And Ishii keeps Dick from slipping in! Evil is tapping but too bad he’s not legal! Yoh pulls Sho back more, Sho gets the ROPEBREAK! The House of Torture is saved, but Goto and Hashi stomp Evil and Yujiro outta the ring.

Fans rally, Sho gets to a corner, and Yoh runs in. Back elbow and then Yoh puts Sho up top! Yoh climbs but Sho slips under! Sho brings Yoh up but Yoh fights free of the bomb! Sho LARIATS, but Yoh basement dropkicks! Yoh runs, but Sho uses the ref as a shield! Then JUMP KNEE to SNAP GERMAN! Sho hurries to get Yoh back up, reels him in, but YOH suplexes for a FALCON ARROW! Both men are down and fans rally up! Yoh and Sho crawl, hot tags to Hashi and Yujiro! Hashi rallies on Yujiro, whips him but Yujiro reverses. Hashi hits buckles but comes back to CHOP Yujiro! And then mule kick to turn, NECK-

NO! Yujiro elbows free of the neckbreaker, but Hashi dodges the clothesline to come back and BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up and Hashi dares Yujiro to get back up. Hashi then throws a strike fest, and runs, but Evil swipes him! Yujiro gets Hashi for a dragon sleeper, but Hashi spins around, only for Yujiro to BITE his hand! Hashi CLUBS Yujiro, but Yujiro blocks the kick to throw Hashi down, sliding dropkick! Evil gets in to DECK Goto, and then Sho gets in. The House of Torture gets Hashi up to double whip him to a corner. Sho runs in to forearm smash! Yujiro runs in to BOOT! Evil runs in to clothesline! Feed to Yujiro’s FISHERMAN BUSTER!

Evil shouts at the ref while he and Sho play defense. Yujiro covers, TWO!! Hashi survives, Goto and Yoh drag Evil and Sho out to RAM them into railing! Ishii stops Dick, but Yujiro gets the pimp cane! The ref sees that and stops Yujiro! Goto gets in to kick Yujiro! Fireman’s carry, but Yujiro slips off! HIDDEN GAP! HEAD BUSTER and SUPERKICK! Yoh stops Sho then PLANCHAS him down! Goto-Hashi are clear, they get Yujiro up, SHOUTO!! Cover, Dick drags the ref out!! Ishi CLOBBERS Dick but Sho CLOBBERS Yoh! Evil uses a chair on Hashi! And on Goto! And even on Ishii!

Evil throws the chair away, Dick gets in. They drag Hashi up, set him up, MAGIC KILLER! Evil hurries to fetch the ref as Yujiro crawls over to Hashi. The ref sees the cover, counts, TWO!!! Hashi survives and Evil is furious! Fans rally up but Evil drags Hashi up. Yoh gets in and SUPERKICKS Evil down! Yoh rallies Hashi but Yujiro throws Yoh into a corner. Yujiro drags Hashi up and ROCKS him with a forearm! Yujiro runs, into Goto’s fireman’s carry! Yoh and Hashi both SUPERKICK! DOUBLE FIERCE FLASH!! Fans are thunderous, and now Goto-Hashi get Yujiro back up. Hashi full nelsons, but Yujiro boots Goto away!

Sho drags Goto out and Evil distracts the ref while Yujiro LOW BLOWS Hashi! Sho CLOBBERS Hashi with the wrench!! Yujiro hurries over, he drags Hashi up, BIG JUICE!! Cover, House of Torture wins!

Winners: House of Torture, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)

By hook and by crook, Evil and his boys hold onto these titles! The King of Darkness stays the King of NEVER, will he and the House of Torture ever run out of tricks?

 

IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tetsuya Naito!

The Rainmaker has battled the Uncontrollable Charisma in tag matches, trios matches and even 8 Man matches, and he’s zero for all of them! But now, THE top title of NJPW is on the line, and that is where Okada shines. Will Okada finally strike Naito out? Or will this be a home run and a huge title win for the leader of Los Ingobernables de Japon?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and of course Naito takes his time with his entrance gear. Okada is patient, and finally the bell rings. Time to see who is truly the best in NJPW!

Fans already applaud and rally as the two stare down. “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada approaches but Naito stays put. Naito starts to circle with Okada, then goes back and forth, forward and back. They tie up, Okada gets around but Naito gets the arm to make the standing switch. Okada drop toeholds and has a waistlock, but Naito moves up. Okada pushes him over and ties up the legs. Naito endures, Okada floats but Naito slips out to have a hammerlock. Okada reaches out with a leg and gets the ropebreak. Red Shoes calls it and Naito lets off with a pat on Okada’s back. Fans cheer while Okada bails out.

Okada takes his time returning, feels out the grapple with Naito, and they knuckle lock. Naito wrenches through to have a top wristlock, and he works to wrangle Okada to the mat. Okada keeps his shoulders up, moves around and gets up, but Naito wrenches to another hammerlock. Okada reaches back to headlock, then gets his arm free. Naito pries free, gets a headlock and takeover, but Okada headscissors. Naito kips free, Okada headlocks to the takeover but Naito headscissors. Okada kips free, Naito goes tranquilo, but Okada basement dropkicks him! Fans cheer, Naito checks his face and Okada brings him up.

Okada ROCKS Naito with a forearm, then CLUBS him with an elbow. Naito leans against ropes, Okada brings him out and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud and Okada wraps on a chinlock. Naito endures, pries at the hold, but Okada cranks and pulls Naito back. Naito kicks forward and gets a ropebreak. Fans applaud as Okada lets off cleanly. Naito bails out, Okada pursues and CLUBS Naito on the back. Okada puts Naito in, kicks and scoops him to SLAM, then Okada goes to the apron. Slingshot, but Naito avoids the senton and Okada rolls through. Things speed up, Naito arm-drags and basement dropkicks Okada down!

Okada grits his teeth and clutches his knee while fans cheer. Okada bails out, Naito goes out the side and fans clap, “NA-I-TO!” “O-KA-DA!” Naito runs in around the way, but Okada avoids the dropkick! But Naito atomic drops, turns Okada and NECKBREAKER to the floor! Both men are down but fans rally up. Naito gets up while Red Shoes checks Okada. Okada’s okay to continue and Naito gets in the ring. Red Shoes starts the ring count while fans continue to clap, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada is up at 11 of 20 and in at 13. Naito stomps Okada at the ropes, focuses on the knee, but then stomps Okada’s back.

Naito brings Okada up for a cravat neck wrench. Okada endures, moves around and gets to the ropes. Red Shoes calls for the ropebreak, so Naito lets off, to kick the bad leg! Okada falls down, but Naito brings him back up. Naito CLUBS away on Okada, and CLUBS him all the way down. Naito brings Okada up, dragon sleeper for BACKBREAKER, into the LEG HOOK NELSON! Okada endures while Naito tranquilos. Fans rally, Okada works to move around, but Naito thrashes the hold. Okada keeps reaching out, but Naito pushes the hold as hard as he can! Naito then drags Okada back!

Okada kicks, but he’s starting to fade! Naito lets him go to cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Naito keeps focus. Naito drags Okada up but Okada ROCKS him with a forearm! Naito grins and eggs Okada on, so Okada ROCKS him again! And again! Naito winds up, but he dropkicks Okada’s leg! Fans cheer the faint, Naito runs in at the corner, but Okada pops him up to an Alabama! Naito fights that off, ROCKS Okada with forearms, then whips Okada to a corner. JUMP KICK and leg sweep, swinging- Alabama catch, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada gets Naito on that one but both men are down as the fans cheer again.

Fans rally, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Naito and Okada slowly sit up, but Okada stands and throws forearms. Okada whips, Naito reverses but Okada CLOBBERS Naito with a back elbow! Okada drags Naito up, whips him to a corner, then runs in but into boots! Naito runs in, but into the FLAPJACK! And a big one! Cover, TWO! Okada keeps cool and fans rally again. Okada goes to the apron, drags Naito up, kicks him and APRON DDT’s! Naito gets spiked and then flops down! Okada drags Naito out along the apron, DRAPING DDT to the floor! Red Shoes checks on Naito while Okada catches his breath.

Naito clutches his neck but he’s okay to continue. Red Shoes starts a ring count while both men are down on the outside. Okada gets in at 9 of 20, but Naito is still down at 15. Fans rally up harder, Naito crawls over and gets in at 19! Okada brings Naito up, for another DDT! Cover, TWO! Naito is still in this but Okada keeps cool. Okada drags Naito up, wrenches the arm and has the MONEY CLIP! But Naito gets the ropebreak right away! Red Shoes counts, Okada lets off at 4. Okada brings Naito up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the corner. Okada climbs, but Naito gets under the jump! Naito runs in but into a back elbow!

Okada whips, Naito reverses and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up as things are even! Both men are down again and fans rally. Naito sits up, Okada follows. and the two get up. Naito fires off strikes, whips Okada to ropes, and hip tosses for the basement dropkick! Naito gets Okada right back up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Naito makes sure his neck is fine before bringing Okada up. Naito kicks the leg then throws back elbow after back elbow. Okada staggers while clutching his neck, and Naito runs in. Naito blocks a boot to fire off more back elbows! Red Shoes counts, Naito keeps throwing elbows then CLUBS Okada down!

Red Shoes gets Naito to let off, and Naito apologizes. Naito brings Okada up and hoists him up the corner backwards. Naito brings Okada into a DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Okada’s still in this and fans rally up. Naito drags Okada up, hammerlocks and half nelsons, but Okada elbows free. Naito throws back elbows again and again! Naito then runs, but Okada BOOTS him down! Fans fire up while Naito and Okada are down again. Naito shakes out the cobwebs while Okada sits up. Okada gets to his feet and brings Naito up. Naito blocks the gut wrench so Okada CLUBS him down!

Okada gut wrenches through, Naito kicks and flails and CLUBS the bad leg! Okada blocks a kick, spins, but Naito blocks, only to swing into the MONEY CLIP! Fans rally as Naito endures, but Okada squeezes the hold tight! Naito stays up and arm-drags free! Naito kicks, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK Naito down! Fans cheer that picture perfect dropkick! Okada gets the arm again, MONEY CLIP! Naito endures and kicks around as fans rally up. Okada cranks the hold, Naito reaches out, but Okada drags him away! Okada squeezes even tighter but Naito refuses to quit! Naito flails, fans rally harder, but he’s fading!

Red Shoes checks, Naito gets a second wind, and he fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go in frustration while fans fire up. Fans rally again, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada drags Naito up, scoops and SLAMS him again, then goes back to the corner. Okada goes up top, MACHO ELBOW! Fans fire up for the Rainmaker Pose! Okada drags Naito up, ripcords, but Naito arm-drags Okada into the PLUMA BLANCA! Now Okada endures and fans rally again! Okada kicks around but Naito thrashes the hold! “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada powers his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Naito lets go.

Naito puts Okada up top, climbs up to join him, and SUPER STEINERS! Fans fire up while Okada tumbles and Naito gets himself back up. Naito encourages the fans to get louder so they do! Okada slowly gets up, Naito runs in, but into an uppercut! Naito ENZIGURIS, then hops up the corner. Naito reels Okada in, ESPERANZA! Okada is reeling from that rolling cutter and Naito takes aim! Naito runs in, CORRIEN- NO! Back drop to prawn hold cover, TWO!! Naito gets free, but Okada fireman’s carries, T K- DESTINO!! Naito drags Okada back up, wrench and tilt-o-whirl, but no Destino! LARIAT!!

Both men are down and fans are thunderous! Naito and Okada stir but Okada crawls his way over to get Naito’s wrist. Okada drags Naito up as fans again clap, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Short arm LARIAT! Okada takes a breath, drags Naito up again, and short arm LARIATS! Okada roars and fans fire up behind him! Okada brings Naito up to waistlock, ripcord, but Naito throws a back elbow! And another! Fans rally hard as ever as the two lean on each other. Naito throws again, but into a scoop! TOMBSTONE!! Okada brings Naito up, ripcord, RAIN- NO! Naito gets under to hook and LIGHTNING SPIRAL!

Fans are thunderous again as Naito gets up. Naito runs in, tilt-o-whirl, CORRIENDO SHIKI DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives but Naito is not deterred! Naito drags Okada up, reels him back in and scoops to SLAM him! Naito goes to the corner?! Naito goes up, to STARDUST PRESS!! Cover, TWO!?!? Naito brings back a classic and yet Okada survives!! Fans are electric and Naito gets Okada up. Wrench, tilt-o-whirl, but Okada blocks! Okada scoops, Naito turns that around into his scoop, but Okada steals DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!!! Naito survives Okada’s take on his move and fans are electric again!

Okada slowly gets up, and he drags Naito back up. Waistlock, ripcord, but Naito ducks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men get up, Okada roars! But Naito hits a ROLLING KICK! Naito whips, Okada reverses, Okada catches the flying forearm to ripcord! Naito ducks the lariat and runs, but into the DROPKICK! Picture perfect again! But Naito’s right back up!? But he runs into a gut wrench! Naito fights free, tilt-o-whirls, MICHINOKU DRIVER from Okada! Okada gets Naito up, ripcord and RAINMAKER!!! Cover, Okada wins!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (still IWGP World Heavyweight Champion)

And in the bottom of the ninth, when it mattered most, the Rainmaker wins! Did Naito’s win streak through the Golden Series only jinx him? And even though he lost and can barely move, he still fist bumps Okada out of respect. With the New Japan Cup coming, will Naito find a way back to this title?

Red Shoes helps Okada put the belt on, and Okada strikes the Rainmaker pose again. Okada then gets the mic to tell Naito, “A worthy opponent, a worthy battle, for the 50th anniversary year! Thank you!” Okada raises the fist, and fans cheer as Naito responds with a raise of the fist back. Okada then thanks all those who came to the show for giving him their passionate support. Okada knows a couple years ago, more people were able to come out and see the show. And, that people were able to cheer loudly for the wrestlers. “That pushed our fight then, but it’s no different today. We were able to have a hot match today because of your enthusiasm. Thank you!”

Fans cheer again and Okada continues with, “Two years ago, right here, I mentioned Inoki’s name. Since then, I’ve been able to speak with him, and he’s sent us video messages. I think NJPW and Inoki are pressing forward, day by day. Even during this pandemic, I can wrestle in front of an audience. Even with masks on, you can root for us. Thanks us moving forward, step by step. That’s why we’re here now. There’s no way of knowing when things will be completely normal again, but let’s take it as it comes.” The fans’ enthusiasm powers the wrestlers’ fight, and hopefully that fight gives fans energy back. So please, continue to support them!

Okada brings up that March 1st is the Anniversary Show. And then right after, on March 2nd, the New Japan Cup begins. “The champ will lead the way, right?” For the 50th Anniversary, the Heavyweight and Junior Heavyweight champions will be there. So Okada will be facing the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, El Desperado, won’t he? Fans like the sound of that! It is tradition that they fight, but Okada hopes NJPW still considers him for the New Japan Cup. Fans also like the sound of that!

Okada takes a breath, then says that this may be the 50th year, but it’s still only February. “We’ve still got a long way to go. We’ll do our best to make every match even more exciting for all of you. We won’t let up our fight, so keep rooting for us enthusiastically. Please stick with NJPW. Thank you very much!” Fans cheer again, and Okada finishes with, “I’ll see you all next time we’re back in Sapporo. And I’ll make it rain in Sapporo again!” Fans cheer as Okada still stands tall atop NJPW! Will the Rainmaker really enter the New Japan Cup, win it, and determine his own fate? Or will another in the massive field of FORTY-EIGHT take hold of the future?


My Thoughts:

Another great event and also a great finale to this New Years Golden Series NJPW came up with. As with yesterday, I skipped the non-title matches, but there was an adjustment from the original plan. Since Tenzan couldn’t compete, Kojima left his Six Man Tag to face Great-O-Khan and give Khan another win over a Third Gen veteran. Outside of that, things were pretty much as expected. The KOPW 2022 match was great stuff, and I’m a bit surprised Yano won. Yes, the KOPW trophy is basically Yano’s world, but that was quite truly a magic trick Yano pulled to win. Maybe Suzuki comes back around, maybe Yano has yet another fresh challenger, but we’ll have to wait and see what the New Japan Cup field looks like.

The NEVER Openweight Six Man title match went as I expected. House of Torture won because they’re all a bunch of sneaky bastards. Evil will still be Mr. NEVER, again the New Japan Cup will probably be the priority so he’ll hold onto his titles in the background. And then we got an awesome main event, as expected for Okada, Naito and a world title match. Naito bringing up the streak during the Golden Series was the very moment it was foreshadowed that he’d lose here. You never mock the go-home math. Okada wins, and he gives us a great promo. Okada always seems to know what to say.

As for what’s next, Okada VS Desperado will be a great champions VS champions match at the Anniversary Show. I think it’d be pretty cool if Okada was in the New Japan Cup, but I don’t think he should win it. If anything, he should put over whoever is going to win it in the end, so that they can have a title rematch over the summer.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/23/26)

Family VS Family, the redo!

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Who will get what they want?

The Wyatt Sick6 want to end things with Solo Sikoa & MFT, and they will put the WWE Tag Team Championships on the line to do so!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Ilja Dragunov; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • Jade Cargill VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre & Jordynne Grace; Jade wins.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis w/ The Wyatt Sick6 VS Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga w/ MFT; win(s) and
  • WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Nia Jax & Lash Legend VS Giulia & Kiana James; win and will challenge for the titles.
  • Damian Priest VS Trick Williams; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Sami Zayn is here!

Montreal cheers their hometown hero as he makes his way out, and he high-fives the fans along the narrow aisleway. Sami goes to the ring, he grabs the mic, and the fans not only cheer for him, but they sing for him! “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~! OLE, OLE~!” Sami nods, and in French, he welcomes the fans, and in English says, “Damn it feels good to be home!” Sami continues in French and English that momentum is a funny thing in the WWE. But he’ll be damned if he doesn’t feel he has all the momentum in the world right now! Saturday Night’s Main Event, Sami has the chance here in Montreal to become the #1 contender to- Trick Williams interrupts!

The fans boo as Trick makes his way out, mic already in hand. Trick has them cut his music, and he says one thing for sure, two things for certain, Sami Zayn and Trick Williams are NOT on the same level. Trick is Mr. 250, Sami is Mr. Too Many Chances. Trick is Mr. Streetwear, Sami’s Mr. Street Corner. The fans tell Trick off, but Trick says Sami is Mr. Almost, but Trick is Mr. Let’s Toast, cuz Trick Willy knows how to get the job done, let’s talk about it! Trick steps into the ring, and he says Sami’s problem is like he just said: Sami can’t get the job done. Which reminds Trick, the last time Sami had an opportunity at the title was right here in Montreal.

And Sami didn’t get the job done. That is the difference between them. Trick knows how to get the job done! He said it before, he’ll say it again, here in Sami’s city, Trick is going to become WWE Champion. The fans boo Trick and cheer on Sami, and Sami says a couple things Trick said are true, can’t argue with them. Sami did lose a WWE Championship match here in his city, a bitter pill to swallow. Sami had to swallow it, but yeah, it happened. And Trick is also right, he looks like a million bucks and might be a future champion. But one thing Trick said that he’s absolutely right about is that these two are NOT on the same level.

The fans cheer as Sami says to remember that when you step in the ring with Sami, you are dealing with the best of the best! Trick has all the potential in the world, but maybe he’ll reach it in five, ten, fifteen, IF he’s lucky, he’ll be HALF as good as Sami! Trick gets mad but Sami tells him that if Trick thinks he is wrong, do something about it. The fans cheer Sami while Trick looks around. Trick says, “No.” Trick has other things on his mind. He has his match with Damian Priest in the main event. This here, they take care of business tomorrow. And speaking of, Damian Priest makes his way out here!

The fans cheer as The Outlaw has a mic of his own and he joins Trick and Sami in the ring. Priest says, “Trick Willy! Y’know, last week, I told you you’re the guy that does a lot of this (talking). You’ve been on SmackDown what? A month now? And you’ve stepped to everybody and done this. I mean, you just did it to Sami! Last week, I came to your face and you didn’t say a word to me. So I have a theory. I believe you’re afraid of me. I believe you think if you say the wrong thing to me, I’ll drop your ass where you stand. You afraid, Trick? You afraid?” Trick stares Priest down and Priest dares him to say something.

But tell you what, Trick can always do something. The fans cheer as now Trick is stuck between two top stars. Trick says y’all need to mind your business while grown folks is talking! And secondly, Priest thinks Trick is scared? You think he doesn’t know what to say? You think he’s scared to pop off?! Watch this. Trick then SUCKER PUNCHES SAMI! The fans boo, then Trick tries Priest! Priest fires haymakers in return! Priest has Trick in the corner, but Sami gets in there, too! The fans cheer, but Priest backs Sami off. They argue, but Trick CLOBBERS them both! And then he runs for it!

The fans boo but Trick only has until later tonight to prepare for Priest. Will he survive Friday’s main event to make it Saturday Night’s Main Event? Or will he face the Punishment for his actions?

 

Randy Orton watches this backstage.

Cathy Kelley walks over to ask his take on the situation. He stayed back here to watch rather than get involved, is that strategy on his part? Orton says with all due respect, what in the Hell kind of question si that? 2026 is the Year of the Viper! He has every intention of taking world title gold for the 15th time in his career! And it starts tomorrow night, in the Bell Center, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, in a Fatal 4 Way at Saturday Night’s Main Event! Orton will beat Sami, he will beat Priest, and he will Whoop Dat Trick! Then he hops on a plane, flies halfway across the world to Saudi Arabia, and fight Drew McIntyre at the Royal Rumble for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Orton will then beat Drew the only way he knows how: With the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment, R K O! The Apex Predator is all fired up, will he punch his golden ticket to Saudi Arabia?

 

Carmelo Hayes talks with Ilja Dragunov.

Melo asks Ilja if he’s alright after last week’s match with Sami. Ilja says he has had better. Melo says keep your head up, nothing to be ashamed off after that great match. The Open Challenge is Ilja’s if he wants it. Ilja says he just lost to Sami Zayn, his chance at the Undisputed WWE Championship is gone, and he is beat up and bruised. Does Melo think Ilja is so stupid as to compete in this condition for the US Championship? Melo says no, that’s a good point- Ilja pats Melo on the shoulder and says, “You know me so well. See you in the ring.” Well them, challenge accepted. The Miz walks in and says Melo and Ilja are boys now, huh?

This is what Miz can’t stand of this generation. “I look forward to wrestling you.” “Oh, it’s gonna be a great challenge!” Whatever happened to the times when people actually hated each other? Oh, like when Melo hated Miz? Miz says Melo is what the French call easy competition. And take some advice from the adult in the room: Don’t hand out opportunities. What’d Ilja ever give Melo? More of a chance Miz ever did. Melo leaves Miz speechless, but will he still leave with the title? Or will the Mad Russian Dragon make the most of this rematch?

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Ilja Dragunov!

SmackDown returns as Ilja makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if pain will entertain!

The bell rings and Melo dodges! Ilja blocks the First 48, but Melo avoids the stomp. Ilja blocks a boot, back suplexes, but Melo lands out. Melo CHOPS Ilja to the ropes, then CHOPS again. The fans rally and Melo CHIOPS again! Melo whips, Ilja reverses and HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on but Melo scuffs him with forearms. The fans rally but Ilja HEADBUTTS away on the back of Melo’s head. Melo still rises up, fires more elbows, but Ilja spins him to CHOP him down! Ilja clamps on with a REAR BEARHUG and squeezes tight. Melo fires elbows again, fights back to his feet, and pries at the grip.

The fans rally, Melo opens the waistlock, and he switches to shove Ilja. Ilja uses the ropes but Melo avoids the Constantine Special! Melo springboards, but Ilja dodges the Fade Away Jumper! Both men keep moving, DOUBLE LARIATS bring them both down! The fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Ilja and Melo stir, rise up, and Ilja reels Melo in for a CHOP! Melo sits back, and Ilja BOOTS him down! Ilja fires up and storms around, but Melo CHOSP! Ilja CHOPS back! Ilja whips corner to corner hard, then runs in for a KNEE! Ilja goes side to side to BOOT Melo through the ropes! Ilja then goes out to the apron to bring Melo up, pushes him against the bar, and CLUBS him! Ilja steps in, brings Melo around, and suplexes for a BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Melo survives but Ilja clamps on with a CROSSFACE! Melo endures, fights around, gets his arm free, but Ilja keeps on the facelock. The fans rally as Melo fights to his feet.

Melo slips around, SAIDO! Ilja flounders away to a corner while Melo shakes out the bad leg. Melo stands, runs up, but into a BOOT! Ilja then brings Melo around to scoop and SLAM! And then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Melo is still in this, but Ilja hauls him up and reels him in. But Melo BACKDROPS free! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY JUMPER! Cover, TWO! Ilja survives but Melo stays focused, he knows how tough Ilja is. SmackDown returns to single picture as Melo checks his bad leg again. Ilja crawls but Melo is on him with forearms. Ilja UPPERCUTS back, but Melo ROCKS him! Ilja CHOPS! Melo ROCKS Ilja!

Ilja SLAPS Melo, Melo SLAPS back, and the fans rally. Ilja ducks a haymaker to waistlock, but Melo ELBOWS free! That got Ilja in the nose or maybe the bad eye. Melo storms up to Ilja again, but Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS CHOPS! The fans fire up as Ilja CHOPS, SPIN CHOPS, then CHOPS the leg! Ilja lines up a shot, BOOTS Melo down, then stomps him! Ilja stomps Melo again while the fans rally. Ilja drags Melo up, runs the ropes, and BOOTS him again! Melo rebounds to ROCK Ilja! Ilja jumps up to ENZIGIRI! Melo returns, LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO! Ilja survives and Melo is a bit frustrated, but the fans continue to rally up.

“This is Awesome!” as both men rise. Melo has Ilja first, but Ilja fights the suplex! Ilja has the COBRA TWIST, and throws down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Melo fires elbows from below! Melo is free, then sidesteps Ilja, but the CONSTANTINE SPECIAL finds him! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Ilja is stunned but the fans fire up again! Melo goes to a corner, Ilja goes to the other, and Ilja climbs! Ilja aims, and he goes COAST2COAST into the FIRST 48, BUT ILJA BLOCKS IT?! DEADLIFT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans are fired up again while SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Ilja SLAPS Melo up top! Melo wobbles on the top rope and Ilja climbs. The fans rally, and Melo SLAPS back! Ilja still climbs, CLUBS Melo’s neck, then CLUBS him again! Melo fires body shots, then he HEADBUTTS Ilja! Melo brings Ilja up, the fans like where this is going! But Ilja stops the Layup to CLUB away on Melo! Not quite Beats of the Bodhrain but just as nasty! Then Ilja DEADLIFT SUPERPLEXES!! The fans fire up again and even lose their minds over that one! Ilja and Melo both go to the apron, and Ilja says he knew this would be fun. Melo asks what’s wrong with him!

Both men stand, and Melo SLAPS! Ilja CHOPS! Melo SLAPS again, Ilja CHOPS again, repeat! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! Melo SLAPS, LARIATS, and LARIATS! Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Then Ilja fireman’s carries, but Melo fires elbows! and a SUPERKICK! Ilja wobbles, Melo reels him in, LAYUP on the apron! They both fall to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ring count is already 5 of 10 as both men rise. Melo puts Ilja in at 7, goes to the corner, and takes aim. But Ilja CHOPS Melo first! And SLAPS him! Ilja fires up, HEADBUTTS, and then climbs. Ilja RIDGE HANDS again and again!

Ilja fireman’s carries Melo off the corner, for a CORNER DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Ilja seethes but the fans rally up again. Ilja hobbles, goes to the apron, and now Ilja climbs! The fans fire up, but THE MIZ shoves Ilja down!! The fans boo but Melo has no idea! FIRST 48!! Cover, Melo wins!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)

The Miz applauds more himself than he does H1M. Will the Hollywood A-Lister look to make an unwanted sequel with Melo? Or will it be a new story with him and the Mad Russian?

 

Michael Cole has a sit-down interview with Cody Rhodes.

Maggle welcomes Cody and they shake hands. Cole says he doesn’t want start out with bad memories, but he does have to bring up losing the Undisputed Championship. Cody says it won’t be about losing, it’ll be about regaining the title through the Royal Rumble. Winning it a third time is a nigh impossible feat, but Cody is focused. Cole apologizes, but let’s not overlook Saturday Night’s Main Event. Cody takes on the man who cost Cody that title against Drew McIntyre. What are Cody’s feelings towards Jacob Fatu? Cody says he respects Cole asking what he has to ask, and surely Cole already knows the answer.

Cody… is interrupted as Jacob storms in! Nick Aldis wants Jacob to exit, but Cody says no, it’s alright. We already know what tomorrow is, so Fatu can sit down, too. Cole steps aside for Fatu to sit across from Cody. Fatu says he’ll lay it out on the line for Cody: His concern was Drew McIntyre, who kicked Fatu’s teeth out. Fatu was locked in and full throttle on Drew and Drew alone. Fatu doesn’t give a damn how Cody feels or thinks about that. But then Cody had to be the hero, huh? Had to put his hands on Fatu and that got Fatu’s mind moving. It got the wheels turning. Fatu was thinking- Cody interrupts by saying Fatu was thinking, huh?

Because it sure didn’t seem like Fatu was thinking during Three Stages of Hell! It looked like acting. Cody won’t talk about someone kicking your teeth down your throat, Cody will talk about what everyone is thinking but no one has the balls to say. Fatu was acting, NOT thinking, and that is what got Fatu locked up in the first place. That’s what got Fatu put in prison in the first place! Fatu stands up, Aldis wants things to cool down, and Fatu says okay, we’re going there, huh? Listen, bruh, that ain’t nothing new nobody don’t already know about Fatu. Sixteen, locked down. Eighteen, locked down. Seven kids, no job, and one bedroom!

A month before Fatu got here, he didn’t even know if he had a job! He almost got fired before he got hired, but he ain’t complaining. The choices and mistakes Fatu made all made him a better man. That’s the man standing right here in front of Cody’s ass! Cody says that’s the problem! Fatu is standing across from Cody, but Cody is NOT WWE Champion, and that’s on Fatu. SNME, Montreal, Bell Centre, it SHOULD be for the WWE Championship! Oh, hold on, Cody was gonna make it a title match? NAH! The way Fatu seen it, Drew was already on his way out before Fatu got there. Oh, is that it? Fatu has it all figured out?

Which is completely crazy, because Fatu’s never BEEN in a title match! Fatu gets heated again and says that’s what Cody thinks this is? That Fatu’s just like every other Samoan he’s been against? They don’t make ’em like Fatu no more. Hell, they ain’t ever made ’em like him! Everyone thinks he’s a loose cannon? Unhinged? Outta control!? Nah, bruh. Trust Fatu, he IS in control. Think about that. Fatu leaves, will Samoan Werewolf soon tear the American Nightmare apart?

 

Chelsea Green & Alba Fyre run across Jordynne Grace.

The Hot Mess & Slaygent A say they’re so glad to see her. Chelsea wanted to take this time to be the bigger person, as per usual, and let Jordynne know that Jordynne is a star! And y’know what stars deserve? A platform to shine on! So that said, Chelsea offers Jordynne the “coveted position” of Slaygent in the Secret Her-vice! They can start her next week at the Royal Rumble to crown Chelsea the NEW WWE Women’s Champion! She could even start tonight! Chelsea is about to go out there and beat up that bully, Jade Cargill, and- Oh, here tonight? Yeah. Then say no more. After you. Chelsea tells Alba to get a suit ready for Jordynne. Sleeveless, of course.

Alba & Chelsea hurry away, but is Jordynne really pledging her allegiance? Or is she the one using Chelsea to get closer to The Storm?

Jade Cargill VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre & Jordynne Grace!

SmackDown returns and Jade makes her entrance. She stares Jordynne down, but Chelsea DIVES! Down goes Jade and the fans fire up! Chelsea puts Jade in the ring, commends Grace, and then fires off on Jade with the bell! Montreal cheers Chelsea, she whips, but Jade blocks and DECKS Chelsea! Jade then hoists Chelsea up with both hands, and THROWS her to the corner! Jade fires forearms and stomps, but she stops as the ref counts 4. Jade then whips Chelsea corner to corner hard, and she talks trash on Chelsea. Jade does pushups to show off, then she drags Chelsea up. Jade scoops to BACKBREAKER!

The fans rally for Chelsea as she crawls to ropes, but Jade brings her around to scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up and Jade soaks up the heat. Alba coaches Chelsea but Jade is right on her again. Another scoop and another FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade kips up again, soaks up more heat, then goes to fetch Chelsea. Alba & Grace stay back while Jade puts Chelsea in the ring. Jade then teases Grace for wearing high heels. Jade steps into the ring, but Chelsea is up top! MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Chelsea runs to DOUBLE KNEE Jade at the ropes! Then a SLAP and FLATLINER! Cover, ONE?!?

Chelsea is furious about the count but Jade is just that tough. Chelsea drags Jade up, chicken wings, but Jade powers out of the hold. But Chelsea avoids the boot to roll-up with the ropes! TWO!! Jade ROCKS Chelsea, then reels her in! Jade hauls Chelsea up for the POWERBOMB! Alba distracts Jade but Jade BOOTS her down! Then Jade chicken wings Chelsea for a JADED! Cover, Jade wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

The Storm hit Montreal and knocked down Chelsea. But Grace gets the mic to ask, “What was the point of this? To prove you can wrestle, just as long as it’s not for the title? I talked to Nick Aldis, and I’m in the Women’s Royal Rumble. So after I win that, I’ll be seeing you on the other side.” Jade says la-di-da, but Grace says maybe, since Jade’s already warmed up… They could just do this here and now! The fans like the sound of that! Jade blows Grace a kiss as she says nope. The fans boo, but Jade does things when she wants. Will Grace earn her title shot at #ThatB1tch soon enough?

 

Alexa Bliss finishes watching this.

Charlotte Flair finds her and asks if she’s good for tonight. Alexa just seems a little distracted. OMG, Charlotte, they worked this out last week. They can go for other titles and still be the team. No, yeah, but the Royal Rumble is next week and Charlotte just wants to make sure they’re stronger than ever. But this will be great. And it’ll be hard to top last year’s Rumble. Charlotte knows, since she won that year and all. And Alexa also made her epic return, but mostly Charlotte won. And then there was WrestleMania… Well, look at it this way: If Charlotte had won at WrestleMania, they would never have become best friends, tag champs, or trying to get the titles back.

All true. So they worry about Rumble next week while tonight is about the team. They heart hands and head out, but will The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss be rolling on this Road to WrestleMania?

 

Solo Sikoa holds up the Wyatt lantern.

“The fireflies are here tonight, and they are in for a rude awakening. Bo, I promised these men behind me gold, and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do. And it starts with me and the Right Hand Man, Tama Tonga!” Tama says, “Yeyeyeye YEAH!” Solo says when he looks in the lantern, he sees himself winning the Royal Rumble. And when that happens, Solo will bring back the Undisputed WWE Championship to this family where it belongs! And as long as he has the lantern, there ain’t nothing that Bo, or he, can do about it! Will MFT soon run the WWE? Or will the family pay for the sins of Solo Sikoa?

WWE Tag Team Championships: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis w/ The Wyatt Sick6 VS Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga w/ MFT!

 

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.22.26

After a great Genesis PLE…do we continue the momentum? Please let us continue the good…

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So TNA must’ve let Kazarian model the last two shows after a Metallica song because holy hell do I have WHIPLASH. The Debut sucked on ice, Genesis was tremendous, I don’t even know what to expect this week. Will it be another pile of cow turd? Will it continue off the momentum of Genesis? Will it be something completely different leaving me bereft of words?

Time to find out.

Ratings:

  • Cedric Alexander vs Moose w/Lish: Cedric wins via Double Legged Cradle – *** 1/2
  • M by Elegance w/Elegance Brand vs Indi Hartwell: Indi wins via Roll-Up – ** 1/2
  • FEAST or FIRED: Eric Young #1, Steve Maclin #2, Eddie Edwards #3, Trey Miguel #4 – ** 1/2
  • Mustafa Ali w/Order 4 vs Jeff Hardy w/Matt Hardy: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *** 1/4

 

Results:

Cedric Alexander vs Moose w/Lish

Collar and Elbow, into the corner, Chops around the world, Moose gets to feelin himself too much, wants 10 Count Punches or something, Cedric Snake Eyes him, Gamengiri…but Moose responds with a Dropkick and Cedric powders to the apron. Moose follows, Forearm Exchange on the apron, Cedric hits an STO on the apron, Moose is selling the back and has been moving stiffly during the start. Moose wants an Apron Bomb, Cedric shakes him, PK, into Dive to break the 10 count.

Cedric tries to feed Moose back into the ring but Moose turns it around and sends Cedric into the steps. Moose breaks the count, wants a Vertical Suplex but sells the back, a few chops and a Pump Kick from Moose as he tries to make his suplex easier, but Cedric plays the Uno Reverse and Suplexes Moose. Cedric climbs to the top, Frog Splash from Cedric for two. A couple of PKs to the back give Cedric another near fall, but Moose fights back, a few big chops, eats a Boot and Swinging Flatliner from Cedric, but Moose tries to fire. Cedric hits Moose and Moose does his Trucker Horn Pull signature taunt to try and get support to fire. Uranage into a Kip Up, Cedric tries to perch and reclaim momentum but Go To Hell, gives Moose a near fall.

Moose goes for a Spear in the corner, but misses and eats buckles, Michinoku Driver from Cedric, but only a two again! Strike Exchange again, both guys have crowd support, Moose goes for the Discus, but eats a straight forearm from Cedric. Cedric bounces off the ropes, eats a Big Boot, Spear from Moose gets countered into a Spanish Fly! Cedric goes up and Moose catches him with a Headbutt. Moose wants Lights Out again, Sunset, Single Leg, Moose stands, goes for the Jacknife, but Cedric pulls off the Body Scissors Double Legged Cradle for the flash victory again!

Mike Santana comes out, comes through the crowd in all his Latino DDP glory and comes out to cut a promo. 

M by Elegance w/Elegance Brand vs Indi Hartwell

M retreats to the safety of Rope Break like she’s Toru Yano. M catches Indi’s foot, wants to step on her toe for the incredulous actions at Genesis, but misses the stomp and Indi steps on M’s foot again. M gets in a few dodges, but no offense as Indi is in control. Chops and repeated Stomps to the foot, Uppercuts and a kick on the apron. M dodges the Big Boot, and they stomp on the other foot. Personal Concierge even takes off his Shoes and they hammer her boots with shoes.

Commercial break will probably end when Indi is starting her comeback. Interesting note through the match, ASH keeps stopping the rampant cheating. She hinted at a face turn during the Genesis desk, so maybe she meant it. As we return, Indi is throwing Elbows to break out of M’s Headlock and then connects on a Spinebuster to stop the heel’s offense. Just like I said…classic 90s wrestling TV logic.

Hip Attack into Bulldog from Indi only gets a two count. M tries to counter the Hurts Dontit, but its a little over rotated. They repeat the spot, done better and it’s a Roll-Up into a reverse Roll-Up, and did Indi grab tights?

Elegance Brand attacks, ASH stops them, M shoves ASH. ASH stands her ground, Double Xias come out for to back up ASH. BUT IT WAS ALL A SCAM! ASH attacks Lei Ying Lee, hits a DDT and all the elegantos stand tall.

FEAST or FIRED

Trey Miguel and Rich Swann square off for the first possible briefcase scramble, AJ Francis cuts off Trey, so Swann and Trey work together to Powerbomb AJ. EY then appears to stop all of the attempts, he poses in the middle, eats 4 Superkicks and then gets wiped out by Eddie Edwards and Brian Myers. They do a cut away to the back, then we see Trey jump into a pile of idiots, Home Town Man does the same. The everyone stand there and get jumped on spot if moronic. Home Town then grabs a briefcase, but EY cuts him off before his feet hit the floor. Unmasks HTM to cause him to drop the briefcase, EY picks it up and officially has Briefcase #1. Great Hands try to work together, Maclin cuts them off, grabs Briefcase #2 and walks out. SDL stops Eddie Edwards, Mance grabs a few chairs and starts lighting up Eddie. Eddie fights back, Blue Thunder Bomb onto the chairs. AJ Francis hits the Down Payment into the apron on Rich Swann. Trey stops AJ, Ryan Nemeth cuts off Trey, then Trey hits a Spider Suplex when Ryan tries to shortcut over him. Trey Miguel grabs briefcase #4 and hits the floor with it. Brian Myers clears out everyone else, Eddie grabs case #3, throws it at AJ since he was missed and then Dropkicks into the Briefcase so AJ drops and flops it.

Elayna Black talks like Xanax feels. She talks like she’s bored even if she’s trying to punctuate things. She’s hot, sure…but she’s about as interesting as licking drywall. 

Mustafa Ali w/Order 4 vs Jeff Hardy w/Matt Hardy

The commercial break starts things, so we’ll actually see most if not all of the match. Go figure?

Jeff gets the best of Ali early, a little mat wrestling toying, and is just straight, out wrestling Ali. Jeff lets Ali gather himself and re-enter the ring, a small rope run, Jeff feigns a punch and Ali retreats and throws himself over the top rope. Tries to come back, Jeff raises the fist, Ali cowers, so Jeff Low Dropkicks the feet and Ali stomps around like a child on the outside.

Ali finally gets back in the ring, puts together a couple moves but eats a Lariat, Ali counters the Jawbreaker and dumps Jeff to the outside. Matt handles Great Hands, Agent Zero lands a Kick while Matt is jawing with Tasha. Oh…another commercial.

During the commercial, Great Hands struggled moving the bottom steps into position so Zero did it himself. They set up a spot, but Jeff counters and Twist of Hate onto the steps. Both men sell the toll the match has taken, count gets to 9 and they both slide in. Jeff hits his combo, Manhattan Drop, Leg Drop, Low Dropkick, near fall. Jeff tries another Twist, gets pushed off, Jeff wants Whisper, but Ali Dropkick says no. Ali charges and Jeff Leap Frog’s Ali into the buckle. Splash by Jeff, into a Twist of Hate but only for two!

Ali trips Jeff into the ropes, heads to the tag belts and wants to use one, Matt pulls the belt away and fights off the Great Hands. Zero attacks but Matt pushes him into the post. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker but gets cause with a Twist! Swanton…missed! Ali positions Jeff, 450! Jeff kicks out! Elijah’s strum hits, and Ali gets distracted, Twist! Swanton is good! Jeff wins.

So the newest member of the Main Event Mafia…I mean…The System will be revealed today since JDC retired at Genesis. Bear Bronson gets introduced as the new member, and the connection is because Brian Myers trained him. Eddie, Bronson and Myers attack Dango and Moose! Cedric comes down to clear the ring but then hits Moose with a chair. The old…Quadruple Turn. Eddie, Cedric, Myers and Bronson are the new heel system. 

Overall Score: 7.25/10

The show breezed by, there were decent matches and we got to see a fair amount of them instead of an avalanche of promos, video packages and ill-timed commercials ruining matches. The System also never felt right as a Face Faction. So leave it to Eddie to put the Japanese flair on the Faction Reboot. I like this new look System, makes more sense how its built. Moose also had the huge hero moment at Genesis, so keeping him babyface and having them kick him out was very correct. Moose is hopefully going to be line for a title run, be it X or World, if he keeps up this babyface momentum, he’s got something in the bag.

ASH pulling the double swerve with faking a face turn just to show she’s cleared for action. At this point, I hope we never know why she was truly out and it’s just a giant scam because she didn’t want the bad optics of losing a title match. Feast or Fired feels like Maclin is getting fired…and that’s gonna suck. TNA has to stop building newer guys who aren’t known from WWE, and then just losing them to bigger dollar signs. Josh Alexander, Ethan Page, Mike Bailey, Ace Austin, The Rascalz…pay these damn people to stick around and build your brand with consistency.

But that’s theory crafting, and we have to wait til next week to see if I rant. This week…was surprisingly really good.

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