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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (11/11/22)

History is on the line!

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SmackDown 2022

Will The Usos truly be “the ones?”

History will be determined on SmackDown as The Usos and the New Day fight for the Undisputed WWE Tag Team titles, AND the longest WWE tag team title reign EVER!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships: The Usos VS The New Day; The Usos win and retain the titles.
  • SmackDown World Cup, Opening Round: Shinsuke Nakamura VS Santos Escobar w/ Legado del Fantasma; Escobar wins and advances.
  • SmackDown Women’s Championship #1 Contender Six Pack Challenge: Liv Morgan VS Shotzi Blackheart VS Raquel Rodriguez VS Xia Li VS Sonya Deville VS Lacey Evans; Shotzi wins and will challenge Ronda Rousey for the title.
  • SmackDown World Cup, Opening Round: Braun Strowman VS Jinder Mahal; Braun wins and advances.
  • Zelina Vega w/ Legado del Fantasma VS B-Fab w/ Hit Row; No Contest.

PLAY BY PLAY

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships: The Usos VS The New Day!

Jimmy & Jey are still on top after getting past The Brawling Brutes at Crown Jewel. And at 481 days, they are just a Veterans Day weekend away from being THE longest reigning tag team in WWE history! Roman Reigns, Paul Heyman & Solo Sikoa watch backstage, will they be made proud by the Usos? Or will Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods preserve their record and start a new chapter as W, W, E, World, Tag, Team, Champions~?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who are truly “The Ones!”

The teams sort out and fans chant “UCEY! UCEY!” as Jey starts against Woods. The bell rings, fans fire up, and Jey steps to Woods. Fans chant, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” as Woods and Jey circle. They tie up, Jey headlocks, but Woods powers out. Jey runs Woods over hard and then holds up the finger. Woods stands up and scowls, and he shoves Jey. Then Woods gets a leg, trips Jey, rolls him and headlocks for a takeover. Woods makes it a cover, ONE! Another, ONE! Jey fights up but Woods grinds the headlock. Jey powers out but Woods runs him over! Cover, ONE! Woods clamps onto Jey’s arm and then tags in Kofi.

Woods feeds Jey to Kofi’s shoulder, then Woods rolls Jey for Kofi to CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE! Kofi facelocks but Jey powers him back. Jimmy tags in, the Usos mug Kofi, and Jimmy HEADBUTTS! Jimmy CHOPS Kofi against ropes, then he hits a headlock takeover. Kofi fights up, powers out, and things speed up. Kofi hurdles, hurdles and ELBOWS Jimmy down! Cover, TWO! Kofi stomps Jimmy into the corner, stomps away, then tags in Woods. Woods stomps, and the stampede is starting! Kofi tags in to stomp away, then Woods tags back in. Kofi whips Woods in to basement dropkick! Jimmy bails out, Jey runs in but is sent ou!

Woods tags to Kofi and KNEES Jey off the apron! Kofi goes up top to SUPER TRUST FALL! Direct hit on the Usos and Indianapolis fires up while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Kofi fires off hands on Jimmy! Jimmy shoves Kofi away, elbows him away, and Jey tags in! Kofi whips Jimmy, Jimmy reverses but Kofi dodges, only for Jey to dump him out! Woods hurries over but Jimmy drags Kofi up to RAM into barriers! Jey DIVES onto Kofi! Fans are torn as Jey asks, “Now what?!” Jey drags Kofi up, and whips him hard into barriers! Fans rally for Kofi but Jey puts him in the ring. Jey talks trash but fans chant, “UCEY! UCEY!” Jey tunes it out and he clubs away on Kofi at the ropes! The ref counts, Jey lets off at 4, but Jimmy DECKS Kofi with a cheap shot!

Woods protests but the ref has him stand down. Fans chant, “We Want Sami!” but Jimmy says Sami ain’t here, so they’re not getting Sami. Jey covers his ears, he drags Woods up and around. Tag to Jimmy and they split the wishbone on Kofi! Jimmy crouches to watch Kofi crawl. Jimmy mocks Kofi, then stomps the hand! Kofi flounders to ropes, but Jimmy claws his face! Jimmy lets off, but then fishhooks Kofi again! The ref reprimands, and now Jey gets a cheap shot in! The ref has to keep Woods back again, and then Jimmy tags Jey. The Usos split the wishbone again! Jey looms over Kofi, “You think this is a game?”

Tag to Jimmy and the Usos mug Kofi. Jimmy clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Kofi down. Kofi endures and fans rally up. Kofi reaches out, he throws body shots, but Jimmy whips him to a corner. Kofi goes up and up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tag to Jey! Jimmy runs in but Kofi dumps him out! Jey drags Kofi away from Woods, but Kofi hops and reaches out! Jey drags Kofi down, Kofi BOOTS Jey away! But then Jimmy trips Woods off the apron! Fans boo but Jey brings Kofi in, POP-UP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Kofi survives and Jey is frustrated as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Jey has Kofi down with a chinlock. Fans rally with “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” as Kofi fights up. Kofi arm-drags free then he CLOBBERS Jey! Fans fire up, hot tags to Woods and Jimmy! Woods rallies on Jimmy with lariats and a whip! Jimmy reverses, Woods ducks ‘n’ dodges and slides to ROLLING ELBOW! Woods runs in at the corner to clothesline! Jey runs in to back suplex but Woods lands on his feet! Woods dodges Jey to clothesline Jimmy! Then he sends Jey into Jimmy, and he tilt-o-whirl RUSSIAN LEG SEWEPS Jey! Jey bails out, Woods kips up and fires up!

Indy fires up as Woods hits a GUT BUSTER DROP on Jimmy! Cover, TWO! Woods can’t believe it, but he drags Jimmy back up. “You think you can take that from us?!” Woods HEADBUTTS Jimmy! Tag to Kofi, PENALTY KICK to SLIDING FOREARM to SPLASH! Woods is up top, for the FLYING LEG DROP! Kofi covers, TWO!! Jimmy survives and the New Day is shocked! Kofi stomps Jimmy down and then runs, for the “NEW~ DAY~!” BOOM DROP! Fans fire up with Kofi and he claps in the corner! “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Kofi spins, Jimmy ducks and tags Jey! Kofi sends Jimmy out but Jey mule kicks and UPPERCUTS!

But Kofi comes back, SOS!! Cover, TWO!!! Jey survives and Kofi is furious! “This is Awesome!” and Kofi drags Jey back up. But Jey pushes free, kicks, DRAGON WHIP! Woods sneaks a tag! Jey DUMPS Kofi out, but Woods HEADBUTTS Jey! Woods steps in, but no tornado! Jey ducks the leg lariat to SUPERKICK! Tag to Jimmy, the Usos DOUBLE SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICK for Kofi! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Woods!! Tag back to Jey and the Usos take a corner each! DOUBLE UCE!!! Cover, TWO?!!? Woods survives and fans can’t believe it! Jey throws off his elbow pad and he says to finish this!

Jey tags Jimmy, they hold up the fingers, #WeTheOnes. Woods slowly rises, but Kofi drags Jey out! Kofi RAMS Jey into the steel steps! Jimmy puts Woods on the apron but Woods ROCKS and HOTSHOTS Jimmy! Kofi scoops Jey and Woods goes up! MIDNIGHT HOUR to the floor! Woods ROCKS Jimmy, steps in, TORNADO DDT! Tag to Kofi and Woods wants Jimmy to get back up! Scoop and MIDNIGHT HOUR!!! Cover, Jey breaks it in time!!! Fans are shocked but this is still going! The teams regroup, and Woods tells the Usos to get up. The four men stand and stare down. Fans are thunderous as they start throwing hands!!

Woods ROCKS Jey, Jimmy puts Kofi in a corner. Woods slingshots, but Jey moves to SUPERKICK him down! And then SUPERKICK him into the timekeeper’s area! Kofi SWING KICKS Jimmy then climbs up, but Jimmy UPPERCUTS! Tag to Jey, the Usos go up together but Kofi fights them both! Kofi SMACKS the Usos together, then adjusts, CROSS- ONE D!!!!! Cover, The Usos win!!!

Winner: The Usos, by pinfall (still Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions)

And the Tribal Chief is pleased. As of Monday Night Raw, the Usos will be THE longest reigning tag team champions in WWE history! Will any team ever stop the dominance of The Bloodline?

 

The Usos regroup with The Bloodline backstage.

Jimmy & Jey are excited after their big win. They saw that, right? What’s Roman think? Roman stands up to say, “Feels good, right? Y’know what I’m saying? This is what being the Greatest Of All Time feels like. This is the Promised Land right here. Now that y’all got that done, it’s time for me to handle some stuff. But I need y’all by my side. Because if I’m going to do this, we’re going to do it the right way. We’re gonna handle this business out in the ring, live, tonight. Y’all with me?” Always! They hug it out, but what business does The Tribal Chief mean?

 

SmackDown World Cup, Opening Round: Shinsuke Nakamura VS Santos Escobar w/ Legado del Fantasma!

Just as THE World Cup begins, SmackDown starts its own with an international field of superstars competing in a single elimination tournament! And at the end of the road is a shot at the Intercontinental Championship! But on top of that, the King of Strong Style and the Emperor of Lucha have a score to settle! Will Nakamura regret teaming with Hit Row to get the better of Legado del Fantasma?

The bell rings and Nakamura circles with Escobar. Escobar mouths off and Nakamura headlocks! Escobar pulls hair, powers out, and things speed up. Escobar hurdles and DROPKICKS Nakamura! Escobar drags Nakamura up, whips him to ropes, but Nakamura reverses to GAMANGIRI! Escobar bails out, Nakamura follows after but Escobar gets up to the apron to mule kick! But Nakamura trips Escobar and turns him around to KNEE him! And then KNEE DROP! Escobar falls off the apron and Nakamura throws him into barriers. Nakamura gets in the ring and dares all of LDF, “C’MON~!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Escobar SMASHES Nakamura’s knee! Escobar then turns Nakamura over for a HALF CRAB! Nakamura turns back over to kick Escobar away! Nakamura gest up, but Escobar is right after the leg again, only for Nakamura to ENZIGURI him down! Escobar rushes into the strike fest! KNEE and AX KICK! SLIDING BOOT! Escobar goes to a corner, Nakamura runs in, but he blocks boots to put Escobar in ropes! KICK and SLIDING GERMAN! Fans fire up and Nakamura covers, TWO! Nakamura hurries after Escobar but Escobar kicks the bad leg! Escobar ROCKS Nakamura but Nakamura throws forearms!

They go back and forth, faster and faster, but Nakamura gets the edge! Escobar dropkicks the leg out! Escobar then steps through to La Magistrol! TWO!! Nakamura escapes, LDF protests, but Nakamura BOOTS Escobar away. Nakamura goes up, FLYING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Vega is frustrated on Escobar’s behalf, but Nakamura runs, into a DROPKCIK! Escobar JUMP KNEES, then fireman’s carries! But Nakamura fights free! Nakamura has the SLEEPER! INVERTED EXPLODER! Fans fire up with Nakamura! Vega shouts at Escobar, Cruz gets up but gets a ROUNDHOUSE! Wilde distracts, Escobar rolls Nakamura, TWO!!

Escobar ducks a kick but not the WHEEL KICK! Nakamura unzips the jacket but not Vega distracts! Wilde drags Escobar out to safety, but Nakamura WRECKS him with a dropkick! Nakamura drags Escobar up, puts him in the ring, but Cruz LEAPS, into a KNEE! Nakamura gets on the apron, Escobar rushes in but gets a KICK! Nakamura goes up, but Escobar GAMANGIRIS first! Escobar climbs up after Nakamura, fireman’s carries, for a SUPER PHANTOM DRIVER!! Cover, Escobar wins!

Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

Every member of LDF played a part, and it was too much for the lone King of Strong Style! Will the Emperor of Lucha soon run SmackDown?

 

WWE celebrates Veterans Day.

“Today in America, we honor the valor, the sacrifice, and the courage of our veterans who so valiantly stood forward wherever they were called upon to protect our freedoms, and to safeguard our future. We are forever grateful for their selflessness, and humbled by their sacrifice. They are sons and daughters, fathers and mothers. To these brave heroes, on this Veterans Day, we remember and we say, ‘Thank you.'”

 

Backstage interview with LA Knight.

And immediately, he says, “Lemme talk to ya. The only thing that needs to be acknowledged is the major fumble of not having me in the SmackDown World Cup. Because let’s think about it. Every single one of ya out there, I hope, I wish that you get as far as you need to. But at the end of the day, it’s all for naught. Huh? I said it’s all for naught, YEAH! Why is that? Because I can’t stop this gravy train, and I can’t stop- What’re you looking at?” The screen behind him has been showing White Rabbit and Uncle Howdy, but not now… Is that more interesting them him? It glitches again! Knight has no idea what’s going on with that. Turn that off, this is HIS time.

But then BRAY WYATT is there! Bray introduces himself. Now they can be friends! And Bray understands Knight more than you think. All that anger and range brewing inside is the same as Bray. Bray’s whole life, people have told him his rage would make a monster out of him. Bray chuckles, because the thing is, Bray has for the longest time, pretending he’s not proud of the things that he’s done. He isn’t how true that is anymore! Because he knows what it takes to get respect. And he is asking Knight, “How far are you willing to go?”

Knight says that’s not Bray’s business. But Bray can go back to his romper room, play with his puppets, stick ’em anywhere that gives ya pleasure, but if no one asks, whose game is it It’s LA Knight’s game. Bray HEADBUTTS Knight down! Knight gets up in a huff, will the Mega Star see he’s playing checkers while Bray’s playing chess?

 

SmackDown Women’s Championship #1 Contender Six Pack Challenge: Liv Morgan VS Shotzi Blackheart VS Raquel Rodriguez VS Xia Li VS Sonya Deville VS Lacey Evans!

The Baddest Woman on the Planet is once again the SmackDown Women’s Champion, so she needs someone to face her at Survivor Series! Will Liv go to the extreme all over again to get back to the title? Or will someone new rise up to challenge Rowdy Ronda Rousey?

SmackDown returns and Sonya makes her entrance. Xia and Lacey are already in the ring, so Shotzi is next! And of course, she’s brought her tank! That leaves Raquel for last. Raquel and Shotzi are teammates, but they both accept that this is every woman for themselves. The bell rings, the six circle, and Sonya ROCKS Liv with a forearm! Raquel brawls with Xia and Lacey kicks Shotzi! The three pairs each get a corner, but Xia bails out. Raquel goes out after her to smack her off the apron. Shotzi fires back on Lacey, Sonya DECKS Liv! Lacey drop toeholds Shotzi into buckles! Xia slips off a scoop to POST Raquel!

Lacey whips Shotzi, then dodges her, to use the WOMAN’S RIGHT! Cover, but Sonya gets in to KNEE Lacey down! Cover, but Liv drags Sonya off! Fans fire up as Liv bumps Sonya off buckles again and again and again! Liv TOSSES Sonya out, smiles, and then hurries out after Sonya. Sonya throws a body shot, then whips, but Liv reverses! Sonya hits steel steps! Raquel fires off hands on Xia, runs in, but into the POST! Liv takes the steel steps apart! Xia storms over but Liv knocks her down. Liv pushes steps over to the announce desk but fans chant, “We Want Tables!” Sonya rushes in, Liv dodges, but then Sonya drop toeholds Liv onto the steps!

Xia puts Shotzi in the ring, drags her to a drop zone, then stomps her down. Xia climbs up, but Raquel ROCKS Xia first! Raquel climbs up, CLUBS Xia, but Lacey joins in! Shotzi SENTONS into Lacey! Raquel hoists Xia up for a STALLING SUPERPLEX! Sonya rushes in to cover Xia, TWO! Sonya drags Shotzi to a cover, TWO! Sonya KNEES Raquel down and covers, TWO! The Jersey Devil can’t steal a win so she dribbles Raquel off the mat while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Xia has Shotzi in a chinlock. Shotzi throws body shots to get free, but Xia CLUBS her down! Xia soaks up the heat and she runs, to ROLLING KICK! Cover, but Lacey breaks it! Lacey and Xia brawl, Xia gets the edge, then KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Xia BOOTS Lacey to a corner, runs in, and hops up to CLUB Lacey! Xia then reels Lacey into a pump handle EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Xia is frustrated, but Liv is up top! MISSILE DROPKICK! Liv kips up and fires up! Fans fire up with Liv, she runs to back body block Lacey! And then Xia! And then back to Lacey! One more for Xia!

Liv hits Lacey again, then Xia again! She’s not slowing down as she gets Lacey again! SHINING WIZARD for Xia! SPRINGBOARD CODE BREAKER for Lacey! Liv dodges Raquel but runs into a pop-up, to make it a SATELLITE DDT! But Sonya TOSSES Liv out! Sonya pushes Raquel to a cover, Liv breaks it! Liv won’t let Sonya take this from her, but Sonya ROUNDHOUSES Liv down! Shotzi returns, she spins Sonya and hits a NECKBREAKER! Shotzi stands up but into a LRAAIT from Lacey! Xia ENZIGURIS Lacey! Raquel kicks Xia and reels her in, to TEXANA BOMB!! Cover, but Sonya drags her off the cover!

Sonya slips past Raquel, covers Xia, but Raquel drags her out! Raquel BOOTS Sonya down! Raquel figures what the hell, she goes looking under the ring. Fans fire up as she brings out a TABLE! Raquel sets the table up at ringside, and then brings the steel steps from earlier over. Raquel drags Sonya over, hoists her up, but Liv LEAPS! They all go tumbling off the steps! All six women are down all over ringside and fans rally up! They want the “TABLE! TABLE!” Liv stirs, Sonya sits up, Shotzi ROCKS Lacey! Lacey BOOTS Shotzi, Shotzi ROLLING ELBOWS! Lacey kicks, whips, but Shotzi dodges! Shotzi blocks a kick, for the NEVER WAKE UP!!! Cover, Shotzi wins!!

Winner: Shotzi Blackheart, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the SmackDown Women’s Championship)

And the wild child takes the golden ticket! But will Shotzi be able to #TCB, Take Care o’ Bidness, against THE Ronda Rousey?

 

Shotzi is fired up backstage.

“That’s what I’m talking about!” Emma walks over and congratulates Shotzi, and she’s sure Shotzi can take Ronda. Shotzi appreciates that. And she will say, Emma took Ronda to her limit. Well, they should talk then. But also, has Shotzi seen Mad Cap Moss around? Mad Cap? No, why? Oh, nothing. Ooooh~, is Emma crushing~? No she’s not! Stop! See you later. Emma heads out and then Shayna Baszler steps in. “Look at you cheese it out. I mean, I guess congratulations are in order, am I right? Yeah. Enjoy your time in the spotlight, feeling like a contender. Let me explain to you what you actually won, okay?

“Ronda’s gonna give you the beating of a lifetime. She’s going to cause you more pain and anguish then you have ever felt. What you actually won is a broken arm. Or maybe you’ve won your ankle snapped like a twig. Either way, I’m getting chills just thinking about it.” Shotzi asks Shayna if she’s done. Ronda has never been in the ring with someone like Shotzi. Shotzi belongs here, and she’ll prove it by enduring whatever Ronda dishes out. And she might even surprise Ronda, Shayna and the world. Shotzi sure has a lot to say to Ronda, huh? Damn right she does. Then turn around and say it to her face.

Shotzi turns around, Ronda IS there, but SHAYNA puts on the KIRAFUDA KLUTCH!! Ronda mockingly asks what was Shotzi saying, but Shotzi’s fading out! Ronda laughs as Shayna lets Shotzi go. “Clean up on aisle green.” The Baddest Women on the Planet head out, but will Shotzi show she can be even badder than them?

 

Backstage interview with Ricochet.

Kayla Braxton says Ricochet’s opponent in the SmackDown World Cup is Mustafa Ali. The winner of the World Cup of course gets a shot at Intercontinental Championship, and Ricochet wants to talk about that. “This isn’t just a chance to go out there, represent and compete against some of the best in the world, oh no no. This is much bigger than that. This is a chance for me to go out there and earn another opportunity to get back what is mine. And yeah, I drew Mustafa Ali. He and I have a history, so there’s nobody who knows how talented he is, and there’s nobody who knows how hungry he is.”

But then in walk Imperium! Gunther wants to clarify: What does he mean by, what is his? Didn’t he get enough last time? Gunther wants Ricochet to fight with all his heart, because Gunther would love to beat him again. Imperium leaves, but will the One and Only be THE ONE to take the Cup?

 

SmackDown World Cup, Opening Round: Braun Strowman VS Jinder Mahal!

The Monster of All Monsters learned the Nigerian Giant is legit at Crown Jewel, but then proved Omos still has a ways to go before he’s the top monster in WWE. But will Braun be on top of the world by winning this tournament? Or can the Modern Day Maharaja derail the Strowman Express?

Before the match, Jinder has the mic to say, “The embodiment of class and prestige, the greatest WWE Champions of all time is back! Oh, I missed you, too. And tonight, I begin my ascent to my rightful spot by first winning the SmackDown World Cup. And then becoming YOUR WWE Intercontinental Champion. There is no man that can stop me!” But did he forget BRAAAUN~ is his opponent? Because Braun makes his entrance! The two get in the ring, and then Jinder goes after Braun with haymakers! The ref reprimands, the match hasn’t begun! Jinder stomps a mudhole, but he lets off and demands the bell!

The bell rings, Jinder BOOTS Braun! Jinder fires off more hands, then facelocks. Braun shoves Jinder away, but Jinder dodges the haymaker to dropkick a leg out! Jinder runs in again, to KNEE Braun down! Cover, ONE!! Jinder is a bit surprised, but he wants Braun to get up. Jinder runs in, but Braun CLOBBERS him! Braun snarls, Jinder gets up and runs in again, but Braun knocks him over! And then runs him over! Fans fire up and Jinder bails out. Braun throws off his shirt, and he calls for the train! STROWMAN EXPRESS!! Fans fire up as Braun puts Jinder back in, and he runs corner to corner to SPLASH!

Braun brings Jinder in, fans fire up and Braun hoists Jinder up, POWERBOMB! Cover, Braun wins!

Winner: Braun Strowman, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Modern Day Maharaja may have wanted to wait for another opportunity to start his ascension, because he’s already back down on the ground! Will Braun steamroll his way to the Cup and the Intercontinental Championship?

 

Zelina Vega w/ Legado del Fantasma VS B-Fab w/ Hit Row!

The Emperor conquered the King, now La Reina looks to do the same! But will Vega be more fabulous than B-Fab? Or will we see who the real queen is on SmackDown?

But wait! Is that the horn of the VIKING RAIDERS? “Valhalla is here.” It’s SARAH LOGAN! And then the Viking Raiders CLOBBER Cruz & Joaquin from the crowd side!! Then they get in while Ivar RAMS Top Dolla to a corner, Erik CLOBBERS Adonis! B-Fab and Vega clear out, Dolla fights back but gets DOUBLE KNEES for it! Ivar BRONCO BUSTERS Dolla, and Logan CLOBBERS B-Fab! Vega runs for it through the crowd! Erik clinches Cruz to TOSS him into the timekeeper’s area! Ivar SPLASHES Wilde against barriers! Erik gives Adonis Ace Ten Mao! And then Ivar goes up for a VIKING SPLASH!!

Dolla staggers up and he still throws hands! Dolla is big but he’s 2v1 against the Vikings! They haul Dolla up, for RAGNAROK!! And Logan drags B-Fab into the ring! B-Fab SLAPS her! Logan just embraces the pain, to POP-UP HEADBUTT! The Viking Raiders have brought the raid back in full force, will SmackDown soon belong to Valhalla?

 

The Bloodline heads to the ring!

The Tribal Chief, the Undisputed WWE Universal Champion of 803 DAYS, leads the Usos, Paul Heyman and Solo Sikoa out on stage. The belts are raised for the pyro as Roman Reigns is about to handle some business. They continue to the ring, and they raise the fingers to the sky. We find out what business Roman means, after the break.

SmackDown returns as the Bloodline stands together. Paul Heyman hands the mic over to Roman, fans chant “UCEY! UCEY!” Roman says, “Indianapolis… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” Fans cheer, Indy loves the Head of the Table. Heyman takes the mic back to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, the Tribal Chief and I were discussing on the private jet flying to this hellhole-” Fans boo that! “Indianapolis, that’s not very Ucey of you. Y’know what is Ucey? All the great sports rivalries that play out live on Fox. The USA VS the UK in soccer. This weekend, when the Cowboys take on the Packers. What you saw tonight with the Usos VS the New Day.

“I’m lying through my teeth right now, I can’t even keep a straight face. The Usos VS The New Day is not a great sports rivalry. The New Day cannot compare to the Usos! NO team can! The Longest reigning tag team champions of all time live on the Island of Relevancy, and now the New Day have been cast out to the Ocean of Obscurity like any being that ever steps up to challenge the Tribal Chief, the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, Roman… Reigns.” Fans are torn on that one, but Roman wants the mic back. Heyman hands it over, and Roman says, “It’s not easy being my cousins. Our whole lives, everyone’s always acknowledged me for my greatness.

“And honestly, I never thought this moment would come, but… Jimmy. Jey.” But wait! Here come the Brawling Brutes! Ridge Holland & “Butch” Pete Dunne get on stage, and Ridge has a mic. “Me and Butch, we’re sick of the Bloodline using the numbers game every week. Well y ‘know what, fellas? It’s fight night! And we’ve brought back up.” SHEAMUS is back! The Celtic Warrior, bandaged arm and all, has a mic to call out Roman! “You are a legend.” But the mic cuts out. Sheamus says tonight is the start of the end of the Bloodline. Roman laughs at the busted mic. “You can’t even get the mic to work! I mean, c’mon! What’re you gonna do, pal?”

Sheamus says that he has no problem saying this to their face! The brawl is on! Roman lets the Usos and Solo take this, and then he stomps Dunne down! That’s 4v3, and Roman soaks it all up. But wait! MCINTYRE makes his way out! The Scottish Warrior BOOTS Jimmy, he gets in the ring and HEADBUTTS Jey! Solo and McIntyre stare down and fans are thunderous! They throw hands back and forth, Solo ROCKS McIntyre but McIntyre CLOBBERS Roman! Roman BOOTS McIntyre, but Sheamus turns Roman around to fire off hands! They brawl back and forth, Sheamus gets the edge, and then the brawl is on again, 4v4!!

Fans fire up as the Bloodline finally has a problem in the numbers game! Will the roughest and toughest from the UK be able to stop Roman and his cousins once and for all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to follow Crown Jewel and pivot towards Survivor Series: WarGames. Opening with the Undisputed Tag Team titles was odd, but I suppose it got time to breathe, and we got an awesome match that was over half an hour. The Usos retaining was pretty much a given, they will now have the record, and now can do whatever in the Bloodline story. Sami was not here, commentary citing personal reasons, so I hope Sami well with whatever that might be. I almost thought Roman’s special announcement was to start the process of Sami becoming an Uso, but it may’ve been more that he was going to “acknowledge” them.

But instead, we got a lot of set-up towards the Men’s WarGames match with The Brawling Brutes AND McIntyre showing up. And with Sami taking on Dunne next week in the SmackDown World Cup, you know there will be shenanigans there. McIntyre joining in was a nice touch, because he will of course want after Roman and the Undisputed Universal Championship for the Royal Rumble. I can’t quite be sure who the fifth man on McIntyre’s team will be, but I would like to think it’ll be Kevin Owens as a way to go back to his story with Sami. It might be a bit soon for Kevin to pull Sami away from the Bloodline, but they can use WarGames to plant the seed.

Also, joy that the SmackDown World Cup is a thing. Get why it’s called that? It’s cuz of FIFA soccer that’ll also be on Fox and this is just a blatant plug for that. But at least we got a great match out of Nakamura VS Escobar. But as the Heel in charge of a faction, of course Escobar has help in his win. And then Braun destroys Jinder because duh, it’s Braun. Ricochet VS Mustafa is going to be awesome, but I didn’t realize Lashley threw Ali so hard he got moved to another brand. I don’t remember the bracket, but I feel like Sami is going to get to the finals, only for something screwy to happen and for someone else to challenge Gunther.

We got a really good interaction out of LA Knight and Bray Wyatt. I guess that’ll be Bray’s first match, with Bray having to fight off Uncle Howdy getting in his head. The Viking Raiders made a great return demolishing Hit Row and Legado del Fantasma. This establishes an interesting feud where we could get a Triple Threat Tag out of the men and a Triple Threat out of the women, or even a form of Mixed Six Tag. I feel like the Viking Raiders will be the ones coming out on top in that regard, as Erik & Ivar were definitely set to do something big after beating The New Day, if not for Ivar getting hurt.

And we got a great Six Pack Challenge, but clearly that table spot didn’t go right since the table didn’t break at all. Even so, that was a very smart way to write off Sonya, Liv and Raquel in that match. Shotzi winning out was a good choice, but also the obvious one since she was the only Face left by the end. We had a cute little interaction from Shotzi and Emma where Shotzi references the real-life relationship of Emma and Riddick Moss. Shotzi getting jumped by Ronda and Shayna was a good tough, too, to really add Heel Heat on Ronda and Shayna. I don’t see Shotzi winning at Survivor Series, but she’ll give Ronda one hell of a match, and Shayna might even need to get involved to “save” Ronda, and that branches off into a build towards Ronda VS Shayna.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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