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Andrew’s IMPACT Rebellion Results & Match Ratings: 4.16.2023

New World Champion and Knockouts Champion are guaranteed! Rebellion is set to shake things up and send us into an interesting road to Slammiversary!

Published

1 year ago

April 16, 2023

Andrew Balaz

So look at this, an Impact Wrestling PPV on Sunday. This show has been marred with late in the game injuries; but honestly the matches for the vacant titles are still worthy of the top of the card.

It will be weird to move forward into storylines without Josh Alexander as the warrior champion, and possibly with Mickie James done for the foreseeable future. But TNA/Impact has lasted over 20 years with changes at the top, so lets just see where this all goes!

Predictions:

Ultimate X Tag Team Championship: Motor City Machine Guns vs Ace Austin & Chris Bey (c) – I’m bias to MCMG, but ABC should win because they’re fresh and have some momentum.
X Division Triple Threat Title Elimination: Trey Miguel (c) vs Mike Bailey vs Jonathan Gresham – I’m going to go with Gresham just because he could change the pace of the X Division and he’s a proven champion in other companies.
Hardcore War: Team Bully vs Team Dreamer – Bully’s team better win and stretcher Dreamer out because Dreamer shouldn’t be wrestling anymore.
Last Rites Match: PCO vs Eddie Edwards – Eddie should win to put PCO behind him and maybe this could be the last time we see PCO in IMPACT.
Santino Marella, Joe Hendry & Dirty Dango vs The Design – I’m hoping team goofy gimmicks win and Callihan snaps on The Design.
Knockouts World Title: Deonna Purrazzo vs Jordynne Grace – I’m a fan of Deonna…so lets see a New Jersey sweep!
World Championship: Steve Maclin vs Kushida – I gave away my answer in the last prediction, but lets go Maclin!

Ratings:

Ultimate X: Tag Team Championship Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs Bullet Club (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (c): ABC retains as Chris grabs the belts – ***
Santino Marella, Joe Hendry & Dirty Dango vs The Design: Marella wins via Da Cobra – *** 1/4
Last Rites Match: PCO vs Eddie Edwards: PCO wins via Chokeslam into Casket – *** 1/2
X Division Triple Threat Title Elimination: Trey Miguel (c) vs Mike Bailey vs Jonathan Gresham: Trey retains via Rollup w/Tights – ***
Hardcore War: Team Bully (Bully Ray, Moose, Brian Myers, Masha Slamovich & Kenny King) vs Team Dreamer (Tommy Dreamer, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura, Killer Kelly & Bhupinder Gujjar): Dreamer wins via Splash off ladder through table – ** 3/4
World Championship: Steve Maclin vs Kushida: Maclin wins via Super K.I.A. – **** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Knockouts World Title: Deonna Purrazzo vs Jordynne Grace: Deonna wins via Queen’s Gambit – **** 1/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!

Results:

Ultimate X: Tag Team Championship Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs Bullet Club (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (c)

The Guns are taking more of the heel side of the tactics in this match. They start fast, then at one point Shelley tries to distract them by begging off and actually kissing their boots before grabbing them at the ankles while Sabin tries to sneak up the post.

From there on, we see them go after body parts with Dragon Screws, they try to twist body parts through the metal trusses, which makes their usual tandem attacks feel a little more cruel. Most of ABC’s offense starts off of miscommunication between Shelley and Sabin, but all of the limb work is starting to show. Bey fights through the pain and pulls off a few moves while making sure to sell the damage. Ace manages to take out both Guns even though he’s selling his left arm, the okey doke on the apron and then a big Fosbury Flop wipes out the Guns and pops the crowd pretty hard.

Ace goes for the belts, but MCMG take care of Bey, pull down Ace, Manhattan Drop, High Speed Dirt and after a few failed corner attacks they all decide to climb across to the title. Kick fights, and then after they land a few tandem attacks. Super Kick and Spinning Back Kick on Shelley, then ABC 1-2-3, Ace lifts Bey up, Sabin tries to grab him but Bey gets his feet up so Sabin misses. Bey then unhooks them before Sabin can do enough to stop him, and Bullet Club retains!

Santino Marella, Joe Hendry & Dirty Dango vs The Design

So it’s a 4v3, a little odd but The Design have Deaner and Angels…so it’s still kinda 3v3. Santino gets tagged in early, reminds us that Angels is a jobber, and then he starts off a few Hip Tosses as The Design run in, but get the best of Santino. Angels tries to keep the pressure on, but he eats a Saito Suplex from Santino because Angels sucks.

Hendry gets the hot tag and has Sack of Shits for everyone! Kon tries to go power for power, but Hendry gets the best of him until Angels takes a cheap shot. Space happens after Callihan tags in, so Hendry tags to Dango and we gets some weird offense. A little Dirtbag Shuffle, but then Dango gets used like a punching bag, Kon gets tagged in and beats on him, then they shove him in their corner, quick tags to stomp a mudhole in Dango.

Santino gets the tag, we see some classic Santino silliness, including the split into the Lariat. Hendry stacks Deaner and Angels, so a Double Stack Sack of Shit! Deaner lays out Santino after some crazy stunts, calls in Callihan to finish the job…but then stops Callihan before the Cactus Driver. Deaner grabs a baseball bat, Callihan looks giddy, then Deaner hands the bat back to Callihan. Thumbs Up – BAT TO DEANER’S FACE! Thumbs Down, fuck you Design. Santino starts to come to as Deaner is rocked, the crowd chants for Da COBRAAA! KKOOOO–BBBRRRAAAHHH, small delay cause there was no ref, but then she comes down and we get a 3 count!

A match that had no reason to be as fun as it was. Good stuff and we get the expected turn from Callihan, but its good predictable.

Last Rites Match: PCO vs Eddie Edwards w/Alisha

Lish and Eddie kiss and then she heads back before PCO comes out. I’m hoping she returns with some kind of crazy weapon to help Eddie later. As I’ve said before, I love Lish as a character…just not a wrestler.

Bell rings while Eddie is still on the outside and PCO just dives on him. A few strikes exchanged on the outside, PCO throws Eddie back in and finally takes off his Jacket and Eddie dives out on him. Frying Pan Chops from Eddie, a Headcutt, a few short jabs as well from Eddie, and he’s just trying to be deliberate with the attacks on PCO.

Eddie thinks he’s got some momentum after a Corner Splash, a few Back Elbows, but then PCO follows Eddie, Lariat, immediate DDT and Eddie is on the receiving end. Code Breaker and then a Guillotine Leg Drop to the back of Eddie’s neck. Eddie tries to powder for space, but PCO sets up Eddie for the Deanimator and it connects!

PCO tries to throw Eddie towards the Casket, but Eddie yanks him by the arm into the ropes and we see the weird dislocated Shoulder Blade thing that PCO has happen. PCO short circuits, then rams his shoulder into the ring post to reset it. Meat Slappin Meat spot again! Its not even Fighting Spirit its just slapping the crap out of each other. Eddie connects with a Buckle Bomb, but PCO no sells and levels Eddie. Scorpion Death Drop, PCO goes up for the PCO-Sault and connects!

The ref opens the casket, and PCO looks to try and grab Eddie but Eddie powders off the ramp. PCO don’t care and he hurls himself at Eddie. A few weak kicks from Eddie give him some room to work at least. Eddie tries something, but PCO goozles him and Chokeslams him into the edge of the ramp. PCO looks to set up a murder scene but Eddie gets a small moment and just kicks PCO off the ramp. Eddie drags him up to the ramp, they then brawl a little, Tiger Suplex onto the ramp, Boston Knee Party, PCO is bleeding but Eddie tries to put him in the casket and PCO says no. Lish comes out with a shovel, PCO just turns, Eddie tries to take out PCO but PCO pulls the shovel from Lish so she’s too close and Eddie Superkicks his wife. Chokeslam into the casket, PCO wins.

I guess PCO is sticking around for a while.

X Division Triple Threat Title Elimination: Trey Miguel (c) vs Mike Bailey vs Jonathan Gresham

They go for a weird little triplicate tie up end around thing…which looks stupid. Trey powders in the weirdest way possible, tries to take advantage of a moment but the other two are aware and Trey misses. But Trey’s offense just looks like garbage early on, even more than usual. Speedball lights everyone up, ties up Gresham with the start of a Figure Four, grabs Trey, hits a Twisting Brainbuster which also transitions the Figure Four to the ground.

Gresham and Speedball fight in the middle and every time Trey tries to get involved both men stop and lay out Trey; then they go back to fighting each other. Its nice to see Gresham and Speedball don’t respect Trey. German Suplex into move of a Tombstone Style Michinoku for 2! Poison Rana from Speedball on Gresham, Trey tries the Lightning Spiral but Speedball blocks, they try to do stuff and end up crashing to the outside.

A little bit of quick offense, Step Over Stunner from Trey on Gresham for a 2.9, but only a near fall. Gresham then locks in the Figure Four on Speedball, and Trey hits the Meteora on Gresham since he’s wide open. Gresham is the first one eliminated. Speedball begs the ref to untangle their legs, but Trey untangles them and then locks in his own Figure Four. After some struggle and a few near falls, Bailey powers through to the ropes. Bailey limps up and Trey starts with some awful overhand slaps.

Standing Spanish Fly from Bailey, Bailey kicks away Trey’s foot, Tornado Kick, Ultima-NOPE! Trey tries the Hiromu outside Sunset Bomb after Bailey powders, but Bailey blocks, Moonsault Knees. ULTIMA WE-NO AGAIN! Brainbuster, but Speedball slips it, Victory Roll, but Trey rolls back through and grabs the tights so he retains.

Well this was disappointing. Trey is a garbage wrestler, and even if he won via heel means like a heel should…I would rather get a colonoscopy by Edward Scissorhands than sit through 10 more seconds of Trey doing anything.

Hardcore War: Team Bully (Bully Ray, Moose, Brian Myers, Masha Slamovich & Kenny King) vs Team Dreamer (Tommy Dreamer, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura, Killer Kelly, Bhupinder Gujjar)

Kaz and Moose starting is great, Kaz starts flinging weapons at Moose before coming at him with a head of steam. Moose ends up on the receiving end for the early going. Going back in the ring Moose tries to cut off Kaz, but Slingshot DDT and then the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop from Kaz. Myers is next in, tries to rush the ring but Kaz catches him, Backdrops Moose over the ropes onto Myers and holds his own early on. Myers hits the Baseball Slide Trip, Moose lands a Leg Drop, and now the heels are utilizing the numbers advantage.

Bhupinder enters for Team Dreamer, and then cleans house, Kaz throws in a cheese grater to Gujjar and he cuts up Myers. Kenny King comes out wearing a trash can lid like he’s a homeless Kung Lao. A few nice kicks, including the Eddy Gordo and the heels are doing fairly well. Killer Kelly comes out next and gets in Kenny’s face with a staple gun. King tries to Powerbomb her, Staple to the face, Staple to Myers’ foot and Moose gets another staple to the dick! Then Kelly staples her own face…gotta love Kelly.

Makes sense for Masha to come out next, and this is great. For guys who like aggressive women, it doesn’t get much better than these two. Kaz and Myers come in, grab the opposite Knockout, Myers throws Kelly, but Masha hits a Frakensteiner on Kaz. Myers gives Masha a chair, then she hits a Chair flavored Swanton onto the group of everyone. Yuya gets the big energy spot, coming in looking like the baby Tanahashi that I have always felt like he looked like. Team Dreamer holds the ring while Bully’s music hits and hits entire team is on the outside.

Team Dreamer all pay attention to Bully as he brings down a table, Team Bully then slides in, beats on the guys and single out Kelly. They just hold her down and taunt her without actually doing anything. Bully will probably use Kelly as a shield for when Dreamer comes in. And that’s exactly what happens. Kelly bites Bully to open him up to Dreamer. We then get a stupid Human Centipede chain submission spot, until the two Knockouts lock eyes and decide to break up the stupidity by hitting everyone with a chair.

Kelly gets the best of the Masha in the chair fight, Death Valley Driver through the chair, for 2! Kelly goes to the top, Bully shoves her off and into Kaz and Myers. Bully tries to set up Dreamer for Lights Out, But Dreamer moves and Moose hits Bully. Yuya throws a chair at Moose, Crossbody, and then signature spams. Masha and Dreamer are the last two standing, Masha spits on Tommy, Dreamer hits the Piledriver and does his old ECW pose. Good Hands hit the ring to help but Kaz takes them both out.

Things are breaking down with weapons, bodies and just so many spots. Good Hands go after Kelly, but Kelly headbutts Hotch, then Back Drops him onto the apron and he bounces off hard. Kelly Slingshots Skyler so Kaz can Cutter him through the tables on the outside. Dreamer was looking to do something to Bully, but a Low Blow gives Bully the moment, now Bully asks the refs to hold the ladders again, but they shake their heads, then the referees beat on Bully. Dreamer Driver, all four referees count, but Bully kicks out. Though technically…that’s an 8 count.

Dreamer asks the referees to hold the ladder and they do. Dreamer Splash from the ladder through the table and Team Dreamer wins.

It had its funny and entertaining moments, but went too damn long and Dreamer winning makes me sad since that means he’s probably not going away.

World Championship: Steve Maclin vs Kushida

They get a guest announcer, and its Nick Aldis! He confirms that he’s back in Impact Wrestling and looking to aim at the top from day one.

Bell rings, Kushida connects on a Dropkick and tries to shoot the half but Maclin fights it, then Kushida searches for the Hoverboard fast as well, but Maclin gets to the ropes and takes a breath. Then Maclin grabs a Canadian flag, wipes himself down, including his ass and then stomps on it. This Canadian crowd has been pretty into the show, its one of the more alive crowds they’ve had. Kushida wrestles Maclin down, and then smothers Maclin, refusing to let him back up.

Kushida keeps a Headlock cinched in, Kushida goes for his Hip Toss/Dropkick but Maclin rolls away and avoids the Dropkick to Kushida’s slight surprise. Kushida goes for a big rope run spot to the point where Maclin is taken off balance a little trying to keep up and eating a Crossbody. Kushida goes for the Hoverboard again, but Maclin finds the ropes. Kushida holds a little long, so Maclin throats Kushida with the ropes.

Maclin finally takes this time to sink in offense with Backbreakers, stomps and attacks on Kushida’s core. He shoves Kushida in a corner and then Bow and Arrows him around the ring post. Maclin makes some eye contact with the French and English announce tables, but doesn’t say anything to Aldis. Maclin Suplexes Kushida to the floor, hops onto the apron, flips off the Canadian crowd and hits an Elbow Drop on Kushida. Looks like he hurt himself a little giving the move, but he antagonizes the crowd right before throwing Kushida back in. Olympic Slam from Maclin for 2.

Kushida tries to grope at Maclin to get up, so Maclin just slaps him around a little. Kushida tries to throw some desperate attacks, but Maclin is squeezing the life from Kushida. Knee right between the Shoulder Blades as he cranks the neck. Another Olympic Slam try, but nope, Kushida slips, Hip Toss, Handspring Back Elbow and Kushida is building momentum. A few kicks, Hip Toss, Cartwheel Dropkick connects! Maclin retreats to the corner, Kushida Penalty Kicks the left elbow, Shotei drops Maclin, Cradle from Kushida for 2. Fisherman’s Buster attempt from Kushida, but Maclin blocks. Maclin gets rocked, BACK TO THE FUTURE for 2!

To the top rope, Kushida looks for a Moonsault, Maclin crotches Kushida. Caught in the Crosshairs from Maclin, but Kushida sits up and Maclin misses! Dropkick rocks Maclin as he’s on the ramp, Kushida tries to drop the knee on the left arm, Maclin moves, Pele Kick rocks Maclin! Knee Drop finally connects back in the ring, Hoverboard attempt but Maclin just German Suplexes Kushida to stop the attempt at offense. Kushida runs into Maclin’s boot, Buckle Bomb, Sitout Powerbomb for 2! Enzuigiri to the left arm as Maclin is perched, Kushida gets pushed off, Handspring Double Boots, Avalanche Flying Armbar from Kushida! But Maclin keeps his hands gripped and rolls to the ropes. Maclin tries to break Kushida’s grip, they start to brawl and Kushida hits a Flatliner right into the French announce table.

PK Kick attempt from Kushida misses, Kushida follows him to the corner, Maclin Tree of Woes him, Caught in the Crosshairs, K.I.A. – 1 – 2 – NO. Kushida kicks out at 2, and Maclin goes to the top. Maclin goes for a Splash, Kushida catches him in the Hoverboard Lock. Maclin just punches Kushida in the face to break the submission, on the shoulders Kushida tries the Hoverboard, Maclin Death Valley Driver but Kushida doesn’t let go, Maclin stands up enough to DVD him in the corner. Maclin looks for something and Kushida goes full Spider Monkey and tries to Hoverboard AGAIN – but Maclin fights through, Super K.I.A. MACLIN WINS!

Hannifan has a great line, once Forgotten, now always remembered. Maclin plays up heel beautifully says D’Amore said he’s hand him the belt himself, so he demands D’Amore comes out and crowns him. D’Amore only takes so much insult, as he hands it to Maclin but won’t kiss his ass further. Maclin then cold cocks D’Amore with the title, causing Aldis to get up and go to the ring. The stare down is all we get, as Maclin walks out with his well deserved title.

Knockouts World Title: Deonna Purrazzo vs Jordynne Grace

They start off with a handshake, and yes, babyface-ish Deonna is still weird as hell. Both women start with some close quarters chain wrestling, so this definitely has that slower Japanese main event pacing. Which is smart since the crowd needs time to fire back up, and as soon as Grace starts with some Snap Suplexes the crowd makes a little bit of noise.

Deonna has most of the control and as Grace tries to take a few swings, Deonna catches her between the ropes, but then a big Headbutt sends Deonna reeling. Big Dive from Jordynne, then a Jackhammer onto the floor and Deonna is worse for wear. Jordynne rolls her back in, near fall, but then starts with the pesky mocking kicks. Jordynne pushes Deonna into the corner and uses the Shoulder Blocks to keep Deonna short on air, Scoop Slam, with back to back pinfalls just to force a kick out. Jordynne gets a little cocky, Stalling Suplex for a 20 count before dropping Deonna and posing for the crowd.

Jordynne perches Deonna, looks for the Kinniku Buster, but Deonna fights back and then kicks at the left arm. Deonna focuses the left arm, a running Knee Lift into a Russian Leg Sweep and then a Fujiwara Armbar! Jordynne rolls it into a pinfall to break the submission and now they’re fighting on the ramp. Deonna wanted Queen’s Gambit, Jordynne counters with an attempted Alabama Slam, but Deonna grabs the ropes. Deonna shoves Jordynne off the ramp into the guardrail and then connects on the Moonsault from the ramp!

Jordynne tries to block Deonna, a Jacknife Cradle forces Jordynne to kick out. Flatliner into a Koji Clutch is a close finish but Jordynne tuns it into a pinfall attempt. Some corner action, Jordynne goes straight to Japan for her next few moves. Aja Kong Spinning Backfist and then the Megumi Kudo Kudo Driver for 2! Grace Driver attempt, no, more corner action, Deonna does that forward Leg Whip out of the corner. Deonna gets a little cocky and “Woos” as she sets up the Figure Four, Jordynne kicks Deonna into the corner, catches her in a Rear Naked Choke. Deonna rolls it into a pinfall, they get up, throw a strike and then connect to simultaneous Headbutts.

Fighting Spirit spot, fast strikes, Pump Kick from Deonna, Jordynne fires, Naciente from Deonna as she tries to hold onto the arm for a Fujiwara or Venus de Milo. Deonna doesn’t quite have the Venus locked in, and Jordynne gets to the ropes. Deonna tries something, but Jordynne catches her with a fierce Spinebuster for 2. Jordynne throws some Vader Hammers, Deonna with a Body Scissors, Wheelbarrow action, but Jordynne catches her, Grace Driver – KICK OUT! Jordynne looks for something in the corner, Deonna turns it into a Sunset Bomb, then collects Jordynne quickly, Queen’s Gambit! AGE OF THE VIRTUOSA RETURNS!

Overall Score: 8/10

Well now, this was definitely a damn good show. The last two matches were very worthy of title fights, the crowd was into mostly everything and every was entertaining. Yes I can gripe (and I will) about Trey having no wrestling talent or how I can’t stand Dreamer and that match turned into a bit of a cluster after the Knockouts got in there. BUT – that doesn’t mean it wasn’t amusing or entertaining.

Also the confirmation of Nick Aldis returning to Impact is great news for Impact Wrestling. Yeah, I’m pretty sure Nick was probably hoping for WWE (especially after watching his CVV interview), but Impact is a better fit for him than AEW. I wouldn’t want to see him be Maclin’s first challenger, but the stare down to hint toward something in the future; maybe Bound for Glory timing, I can buy that.

So this was a good day for Jersey, OverKill new album review, Deonna is on top of the Knockouts Division and Maclin is the Impact World Champ. Yup…pretty good day for Jersey, and a solidly entertaining show from start to stop.

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

Published

23 hours ago

April 26, 2024

Steven Mitchell

And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?

My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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2 days ago

April 25, 2024

Andrew Balaz

Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

.@AJFrancis410, Rich Swann, and rap legend @BunBTrillOG are IN THE HOUSE Meanwhile, @joehendry announces he will deliver an apology to Fir$t Cla$$ NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT! pic.twitter.com/4GNe2xWfyU

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Ratings:

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

Did @NicTNemeth say BROKEN? @MATTHARDYBRAND has arrived in the iMPACT Zone! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/HbkUangt6e

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out.

.@JordynneGrace vs @miyu_tjp NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT will now be for the Knockouts World Championship! pic.twitter.com/YnKZjb9yjx

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff.

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage.

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official.

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

Tensions are sky-high between @alexhammerstone and @JakeSomething_! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/LLCUJOCy7H

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Fraud has thrown the Ballot Box Battle into chaos, but also paved the way for an explosive showdown between @TheTreyMiguel and @The_Ace_Austin NEXT WEEK to determine the #1 Contender for the X Division Championship! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/lYHrtgNrc3

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

.@SteveMaclin has a proposition for @FrankieKazarian #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/XY6lMdmSWo

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.

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