Results
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (11/17/23)
YEAH!
The game ain’t over yet!
Jimmy Uso helped Roman Reigns hold onto the WWE Universal Championship but LA Knight looks to make him pay for it! Will the Mega Star have mega vengeance for Crown Jewel?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Triple Threat: The Brawling Brutes VS Pretty Deadly VS The Street Profits; The Street Profits win and will challenge The Judgment Day for the titles next Friday.
- Dragon Lee VS Axiom; Dragon wins.
- Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes; Waller wins.
- LA Knight VS Jimmy Uso w/ The Bloodline; Knight wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Damage CTRL is here!
Bayley, Dakota Kai, Iyo Sky and their new allies, Kairi Sane & Asuka, all go to the ring together to the chagrin of the fans. This fearsome five get the mics, and first to speak is the Role Model. “Aw c’mon, we’re just here to have a good time with you guys! Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! Trust me, we don’t wanna share this huge moment with a bunch of dumdums like you guys in this place you call a town. But whatever, here we are.” Bayley says her plan to bring Asuka into DMG CTRL has to be a top moment in history, right? The others agree, even though it wasn’t really Bayley’s idea. But Bayley is sure the fans are upset, but c’mon, it was brilliant!
The new and improved DMG CTRL is obviously without a doubt the strongest faction in the WWE right now! LOOK AT THEM! They’re all playing chess while you idiots are playing Candyland and Yahtzee. Oh, she has one more, too! Charlotte, Bianca & Shotzi were NOT ready for Asuka! Fans boo but Bayley is all laughs. The others shrug, but Asuka says in Japanese that it was “tanoshii,” a lot of fun! Iyo & Kairi agree, “Asuka-nee” really surprised them, she’s so awesome. Bayley pretends to know what they’re saying, but then Dakota translates some of it. Iyo feels this isn’t the new and improved DMG CTRL yet, because someone in here isn’t part of it.
Uh… Who is that? Dakota says no, relax, it’s that Asuka isn’t officially in until Bayley says! R-Right! Right! Good joke. She’ll do the honors. Hey, kid, shh! This is a very important moment! Sorry about that, Asuka, you’ll have to get used to these idiots. Bayley has a shirt and kneels to ask Asuka to join DMG CTRL. They’ll get new ones to get everyone on them. Asuka accepts and DMG CTRL cheers! Bayley wants to celebrate but Dakota has her hold on. Iyo had one more idea, and Bayley will love this one. Iyo says that Bayley, Iyo, Asuka & Kairi challenge Bianca, Charlotte & Shotzi to find a fourth to face in WARGAMES!
Only Bayley doesn’t cheer that. But then she says that’s great, they read her mind! WARGAMES! BRING IT! But then here comes Shotzi…’s tank? Well, who knew it could go on autopilot. But Shotzi is up top! CROSSBODY onto Bayley & Kairi! The others attack her but she sends Asuka to a corner! And she DECKS Iyo! Charlotte & Bianca rush in and they all brawl! Fans fire up as Bianca rains down fists on Iyo, but Bayley CLUBS Bianca to TOSS her out! Charlotte ROCKS Bayley, Iyo SUPERKICKS Charlotte! The others mug Shotzi, then they toss Charlotte & Shotzi out! Fans boo, refs rush out, and this was just a taste! Who will join the fight to take down DMG CTRL?
BREAKING NEWS for next week’s SmackDown!
For the Friday before Survivor Series, SmackDown shifts over to FoxSports1! Make sure to set your DVR so you don’t miss the lead-in to the Premium Live Event!
Bianca, Charlotte & Shotzi regroup backstage.
The EST asks what that was! She appreciates Shotzi’s passion but they can’t just rush into this. Shotzi understands, she was overly compulsive. But she just can’t control herself, she wants payback on Bayley! Charlotte gets that, and DMG CTRL has receipts coming. But they need to be patient. They also need a fourth teammate. Charlotte, you gotta know someone who can help, right? Charlotte will think about it. Nick Aldis walks over to say he needs to know who that is by the end of tonight. The pressure is on, will the Queen be able to draw an ace?
Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Triple Threat: The Brawling Brutes VS Pretty Deadly VS The Street Profits!
Ridge Holland & Pete Dunne have gone back and forth with Elton Prince & Kit Wilson, and now Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford add themselves to the mix! Who earns their title shots at the Judgment Day for next Friday Night SmackDown?
SmackDown returns as the Brutes make their entrance, feeling good after beating #OTM on NXT. Kit & Elton then make their entrance, and in this Triple Threat, one man for each team is legal. Dunne starts and he just goes right after Elton at the bell! Then he CHOPS Dawkins, and CHOPS, and CHOSP! Elton runs up, Dunne dodges to CHOP him, too! And CHOP! And CHOP! Dawkins returns to run Dunne over! Then he runs Elton over! Dawkins drags Dunne up, tags Ford, and they double whip to DROPKICK! Elton stands up, into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! The Profits fire up and fans are with them, and we see Bobby Lashley watching and smiling.
Ford bumps Dunne off buckles, then CHOPS! Ford SPLASHES onto Elton, then he stomps a mudhole into Dunne. Tag to Dawkins, he stomps away on Dunne, then he drags Elton up. Dawkins puts Elton in a corner to fire off fast hands! Dawkins DECKS Elton, tags Ford, and the Profits mug Dunne. Dunne CHOPS back! And CHOPS, and ROCKS, but Ford mule kicks. And front kicks! And LARIATS! Ford snarls and fans rally up. Ford storms up on Elton to keep him from Kit, but Kit saves Elton from the back suplex! Elton elbows Ford away, tags Kit, and they crisscross to UPPERCUT Dunne and SPEAR Ford!
Fans cheer as Kit stomps away on Ford. Kit pushes Ford around, ROCKS him with a forearm, then waistlocks. Ford switches, Kit switches, they go to ropes and Dunne RAMS into them both! Dunne slingshots up and over to tag in Ridge! Ridge Da Fridge CLOBBERS Ford, THROWS Kit, and then he gets Kit up again to RAM into ropes! Kit is stuck in the corner, Ridge SPLASHES! Then HALF HATCH SWING, but Ford runs in! Ridge BACK DROPS Ford then DDTS Kit! Fans fire up with Northern Grit, and he clotheslines Kit up and out! Elton storms over but Dunne has him! DOUBLE BEATS- NO, The Profits attack!
But then the Brutes turn things around on the Profits! DOUBLE BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Fans fire up as the Brutes go to TEN, but then Elton YANKS Dunne down! Ridge storms out, but Kit CHOP BLOCKS a leg! Then Pretty Deadly RAM Ridge into steel steps! “YES BOY!” as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Ford agrees to work with Elton so they can double suplex Ridge. But Ridge fights it! And he still fights it, and he still fights it, to DOUBLE SUPLEX Ford & Elton! The fans fire up, hot tags to Dunne and Dawkins! Dunne runs up to ENZIGURI Dawkins! And ENZIGURI for Elton! ENZIGURI for Kit! ENZIGURI for Ford! Dunne keeps going, he ASAI MOONSAULTS Kit on the outside! And then a leap off the steps, TORNADO DDT for Elton! Dunne returns to STOMP Dawkins’ hands, and BUZZSAW his head! Fans are all fired up for Dunne as he sees the group gathering outside. Dunne goes up, ASAI MOONSAULT on them all!!
The fans are thunderous as Dunne puts Dawkins in. Dunne mule kicks, cravats, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! Dunne gets the ARMBAR! Dawkins moves, stacks, but Dunne TRIANGLE HOLDS! Elton runs in as Dawkins deadlifts Dunne, and Dawkins SWINGS Dunne into Elton, to then POWERBOMB him onto Elton! All three men are down and the fans fire up again! Hot tags to everyone else! Ridge brawls with Ford, but Kit picks his spot to CLUB Ridge! Ford CHOPS Kit! Ridge HEADBUTTS Ford! Kit yoyos to LARIAT Ridge! Kit goes up top, but Ridge ROCKS him first! Ridge climbs, drags Kit up, but Elton sneaks a tag before the SUPERPLEX!!
Elton goes up while Ford hits FROM THE HEAVENS! Elton hits the SUPER LEG DROP! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT!! Fans are thunderous but Lashley isn’t so happy. B-Fab walks over and she compliments The Profits’ growth, that’s all him. But just hear her out… We cut away from that as Dunne sees targets all around. CHOP for Kit! CHOP for Elton! CHOP for Ford! CHOP for Dawkins! Repeat! Dunne fires off on the Profits from all ends, then runs, only for Pretty Deadly to DUMP him out! But the Profits DOUBLE DORPKICK them! Ridge runs in to DOUBLE LARIAT the Profits! And he DOUBLE LARIATS Pretty Deadly!
Ridge is huffin’ and puffin’ and he scoops Elton. Elton fights, dodges, Dunne’s BOOT hits Ridge!! Ford tags Dawkins, Elton TOSSES Dunne! Ford TOSSES Elton, and then the Profits whip Ridge, into THE REVELATION!! Cover, Profits win!!
Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships)
Dawkins & Ford cash in big and now they hold the golden tickets! But will they make Lashley even prouder by bringing down Finn Balor & Damian Priest?
As for Ridge, he is frustrated most of all. The Brutes have been doing so well but have nothing to show for it, how are they to rebound now?
Bianca talks with Mia Yim.
The EST and Michin have had history, mostly good, and Bianca knows Mia doesn’t like DMG CTRL any better. They shake hands, could Mia be their fourth for WarGames?
SmackDown returns and DMG CTRL attacks Mia Yim!
They clearly saw Bianca talking with her like we all did, and security and producers rush in to stop them! But the damage is done, consider Mia out of the running now!
Rey Mysterio posts on Instagram.
After the brutal betrayal by Santos Escobar, the King of Lucha is at home. “Knee surgery was successful, now payback on Escobar is on the horizon. Pagaras per el dano hecho, Santos.” Good news but also a warning, will the Emperor of Lucha pay for his actions?
Dragon Lee VS Axiom!
The Boy Wonder won back to back in two incredible matches with Cedric Alexander, and looks to carry that momentum forward. As much as Dragon wants to avenge Rey, Nick Aldis wants him to focus on showing the world what lucha libre is all about. Will this be like a Marvel superhero movie in real-life?
The bell rings and the two circle. They shake hands and fans applaud the respect. They tie up, Axiom rolls and trips Dragon but Dragon trips Axiom back. Axiom kicks Dragon away and both men kip up. Axiom gets around but Dragon wrenches to whip. Axiom reverses to backslide, TWO! Dragon kicks low, runs, but Axiom follows, only to get caught in a victory roll! TWO, and Dragon hits a headlock takeover! Fans cheer the exchange, and Axiom fights up. Axiom powers out, things speed up, but Dragon SHOTGUNS Axiom outta the air! Fans cheer as Dragon builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp!
Dragon gets the fans fired up more and he puts Axiom in. Dragon then runs in at the corner, JUMP KICK, leg sweep, COMBINACION DRAGON! Fans cheer and Dragon throws hands on Axiom. The ref counts, Dragon lets off and runs corner to corner, to then DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Axiom hangs in there but Dragon keeps cool as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Dragon runs in at a corner. Axiom elbows him away, then FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Axiom DROPKICKS Dragon out, then he builds speed to go up and up the corner, for an ARIHARA MOONSAULT! The fans fire up again and Axiom roars! Axiom gets Dragon up and into the ring, then he climbs back up. Dragon gets under the jump, pops Axiom up to SUPERKICK him upside-down! Axiom falls, Dragon goes up! But Axiom gets up to ROCK Dragon! Fans rally, Axiom climbs, but Dragon trips Axim. They brawl with forearms, fans rally up, and Dragon ROCKS Axiom into the Tree of Woe! WOE STOMPS!! Cover, TWO!!
Axiom survives and Dragon is rather surprised. Dragon focuses, and he brings Axiom up. Fans rally, Dragon fireman’s carries, but Axiom throws elbows. Dragon CHOPS, Axiom wobbles, and then Dragon CHOPS again! Axiom goes to ropes, Dragon eggs him on, so Axiom CHOSP! And CHOPS! And whips, to then DROPKICK! Dragon flounders to ropes, Axiom gets him in a waistlock. Dragon bucks the O’Conner, but runs into a HALF ‘N’ HALF! And Dragon sits up into a PENALTY KICK! Axiom drags Dragon up, but Dragon suplexes to a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans rally back up.
Dragon grits his teeth, Axiom stirs, and Dragon stands. Fans fire up as Dragon reels Axiom in. POWER- DESTROYER from Axiom!! Cover, TWO!!! Dragon survives and Evansville can’t believe it! Dragon flounders to the apron and Axiom snarls. Axiom drags Dragon up, “This is Awesome!” Dragon ROUNDHOUSES Axiom down, then he goes back up. Fans fire up as Axiom stands to GAMANGIRI! Axiom climbs, they go tot he very top, and Axiom has Dragon for a SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO?!?! The fans are loving this as Dragon shocks Axiom! Axiom drags Dragon up, Dragon shove shim but Axiom BOOTS!
Axiom runs in, Dragon side steps to roll up, TWO! DEADLIFT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Now Axiom shocks us! Dragon V-TRIGGERS Axiom, then runs in! OPERACION DRAGON~!! Cover, Dragon Lee wins!!
Winner: Dragon Lee, by pinfall
Another instant classic from the Boy Wonder, his momentum continues to build! There is also respect show between them, will both young luchadores be the future of the WWE?
Santos Escobar is here.
Fans boo the Emperor of Lucha as he makes his way out all alone. Santos steps into the ring, grabs a mic, and fans boo more as he says, “There’s something I need to say. I gotta get it off my chest.” He takes his sunglasses off while fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Santos says there’s an old expression that says, “Never meet your heroes.” He comes from a rich lucha libre tradition, and his family have all been labeled “heroes.” but to Santos, like most of us, especially the kids, his hero was Rey Mysterio. The rest of LWO watches backstage as Santos says he patterned himself off of Rey. And it was his wish, still is, that the next generation would see him the way he saw Rey.
Fans boo more but Santos continues. “You became a father figure to me. And you made me feel at home. But after last week, I realized that he was right! Everything he said about you, down to a T, Dominik was right!” Fans really boo now! No, think about it. Santos wanted and deserved to be US Champion, but who did it? Rey. Santos wanted to rebuild the LWO and who came in and added new members? Members like Carlito. Fans cheer Carlito but Santos throws off his jacket. He tells Carlito in Spanish and English, they were supposed to be close! Familia, until death! But what did Rey do? He sided with an outsider like Carlito over Santos!!
So y’know what? Santos knows Rey is watching from a hospital bed. All this pain he is suffering will be a reminder of how Santos felt when Rey betrayed him. And then to the fans, Santos tells us, “You gonna like this one more. You thought I was gonna come out here and apologize? Alright, I’ll apologize. I apologize for not doing more damage! And Rey, this one, from the bottom of my heart. I hope the surgery didn’t go well, I hope you catch an infection, and I hope they amputate your leg! I hope you NEVER come back!! You’re nothing but a selfish, no good, outright TRASH! That’s what you are!” Zelina can’t take it anymore and she storms out to the ring!
Santos sees Zelina and she asks him what he’s even thinking! He says they talked about this, but she says it was a group decision! Santos says they’re done, so Zelina SLAPS him!! Zelina says the only one she hates more than Santos is herself for ever trusting him! Zelina storms back out, in tears, but Santos says that’s so cute. Cruz & Joaquin are choosing her over him? He made them! They only exist in the WWE because he allowed them to! What is this?! Well, the OG Legado members get in the ring with Santos, they argue, and Santos says it’s the three of them again, right? Wilde says no! Santos is out of line doing what he did to Rey and Zelina!
Cruz says they can’t accept him after what he did. Well, okay then. Get the hell out of here! He doesn’t need them, never needed them, they’re dead weight! So GO! Leave him! Cruz & Wilde turn, but then Santos CLOBBERS them both! Santos stomps on Cruz, tells him this is all because of Rey! And he BOOTS Cruz into buckles! Then he KICKS Wilde, hauls him up, says that he made them so he can destroy them! But here comes CARLITO! Fans fire up as Caribbean Cool storms out to the ring. Santos says c’mon then, but he’s the one to run away! Fans boo but Santos says this is HIS show. Will Santos then pay for his actions on his show?
Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes!
A-Town Down Under is feeling good after they goaded Kevin Owens into being suspended. But will the Aussie Icon stay up as we pass through Survivor Series season? Or will the Carolina Caveman bring him down while he goes #ToTheMoon?
SmackDown returns as Grimes makes his entrance. Theory joins commentary to say Maggle needs to stay out of his DMs. Anyway, the bell rings, Waller and Grimes tie up, and Waller wrenches. Grimes cartwheels through to back drop Waller! Grimes has the armlock but Waller rolls, kips and goes to the ropes. The ref counts, Waller sucker punches! Grimes gets around, Waller bucks the O’Conner but Grimes DROPKICKS him down. Waller tries to crawl out of the ring but Grimes gets the legs. Waller BOOTS Grimes away, bails out, and then somersaults in to COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!
Theory says that’s fine, Waller ain’t done. Waller throws hands down on Grimes, then lets off to talk trash. Fans boo but Theory applauds. Waller clamps onto Grimes to throw down Hammer ‘n’ Anvil elbows! Waller clamps onto the chinlock and he grinds Grimes down. Grimes fights up, fans rally, and Grimes throws body shots. Grimes powers out, rolls Waller up, TWO! Grimes keeps moving and he CLOBBERS Waller! And again! And then atomic drop, to a ROUNDHOUSE! Waller wobbles, Grimes SOBATS and runs, SLIDING BOOT! Fans fire up with Grimes, he scoops and SWINGING SIDE SLAMS! Cover, TWO!
Waller flounders, Grimes goes to the corner, but Waller avoids the Cave-In! Waller bails out, Theory helps his buddy up, but Grimes goes to the apron. PENALTY KICK hits Theory! Waller trips Grimes up! Waller then aims, runs in, ROLLING KILLSWITCH! Cover, Waller wins!
Winner: Grayson Waller, by pinfall
The #DingoDriver takes down Grimes, and now Theory celebrates with his pal while talking some trash on Maggle. Will these two egomaniacs run wild on SmackDown? Or will they have to watch for when Kevin Owens’ suspension is up?
Bianca now talks with Zelina.
La Muneca is still very emotional, so it’s hard to say if she’s even in the right mindset to consider taking on DMG CTRL. But will DMG CTRL also make sure Zelina isn’t an option?
SmackDown returns, and again DMG CTRL has attacked!
The fearsome five laughs as they leave Zelina down and out! That’s two down, who else is there to help Bianca’s team?
The Bloodline is in the ring.
And of course, “Ladies and gentlemen,” the Wise Man introduces himself. And as such, Paul Heyman has a special surprise for us tonight. This is an impromptu acknowledgement ceremony, puns intended, for the winner of Crown Jewel’s match, pinfall and several Samoan Spikes direct from the Island of Relevancy and on behalf of The Bloodline, “the winner is… SOLO!” Fans boo but Solo Sikoa isn’t bothered. Heyman says they’re also about to cheer. The surprise of the night, live here tonight in Evansville, the 16 time world champion of the world, JOOOHN~ CENA…!! Is NOT here, all thanks to Solo!
In fact, John Cena will never appear in a WWE ring ever again! And that is all thanks to Solo. And Heyman sees the kids in the front row crying, not wanting to believe it. Cena didn’t say so! Well Cena can barely speak, and that’s all thanks to Solo. And even if Cena could speak, would he? Cena has such hustle, loyalty, respect, admiration and affection for each and every single fan, that Cena doesn’t have the heart to say goodbye to the WWE Universe. So Heyman get to say goodbye to Cena, and goodbye to the fans for Cena. So on behalf of Roman Reigns, Jimmy Uso, and Solo Sikoa, “John Cena, GOOD BYE!!”
Three, two, one, and now you know how serious this is. That was Cena’s cue! Someone out here talks about never seeing Cena again, how if he did show up, Solo would just whoop his ass again, and then Brdrdrdrdr, DO DOO DOO DOOO~! Cena runs down the ramp, slides into the ring, hits his Five Moves of Doom on Jimmy and Solo and maybe even Heyman, they fall out of the ring and the fans go crazy! You’ll never experience that again, all because of Solo. Fans boo but Heyman continues that he knows what we’re thinking. No one stays gone forever. And if Cena ever does come back, Solo has to be his opponent. Otherwise, it’s not John Cena. And we all know he’s Cena 24/7/365.
Except Cena can’t communicate, so he’s not really Cena anymore. And that’s all because of Solo. Jimmy, it would’ve been the greatest promo of Cena’s career. He just had to acknowledge the real GOAT. But now he can’t even say goodbye since Solo spiked him in the throat! You won’t see him in Hollywood, in WWE, or anywhere. You can’t see Cena, because Cena won’t be here! And it’s all- “L! A! KNIGHT!” Fans fire up as the Mega Star makes his way out here, “LEMME TALK TO YA!”
Knight says Heyman’s talking about cause and effect. The one cause and effect Heyman hasn’t mentioned is that no matter how good Roman has been, everybody knows the only reason Roman is still champion today is because of the Bloodline, YEAH! “YEAH! Knight says everyone here knows that’s a problem. “YEAH!” The whole world knows that’s a problem! “YEAH!” And Knight knows that’s a problem. “YEAH!” So Knight thinks, if we’ve got a problem, we’ve got a problem solver, and that is L A KNIGHT, YEAH! But what’s that mean? That means that he is here on SmackDown, because he made it that way! “YEAH!”
Knight stood across from the WWE Champion at Crown Jewel because he made it that way. “YEAH!” And the Bloodline will cease to exist because Knight will make it that way. “YEAH!” But first stop on that path, every single one of ’em, Solo, Jimmy, Paul, they all fall until it is only Roman and Knight! Nowhere else for Roman to go, no one else there to save him, and tonight, that first stop is ol’ Jim Uso. “YEAH!” Jimmy grins but Knight says since Jimmy cause him the title, Jimmy’s been chosen to pay the price. But since we just heard ol’ Boss Hog out here, he wanted to go and give us some lyrical stylings, but here’s something Knight’s put together for ol’ Jimbo.
“He says YEET or NO YEET. Jim is Him. But Jim gon’ be real dim, after all the drama, he eats a BFT, that Blunt Force Trauma. YEAH!” That means Jim has a first class ticket to getting stomped out by the man they call the Mega Star, with everybody saying, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!!” Evansville is ready, and that main event moment is up next, YEAH!
Bianca regroups with Shotzi & Charlotte.
Well, DMG CTRL took out Bianca’s choices, so they don’t have any more options. Charlotte, you need to make that call. Charlotte sighs and says okay. She’ll go. She heads out to make the call in private, but just who is it The Queen has in her contacts?
LA Knight VS Jimmy Uso w/ The Bloodline!
SmackDown returns and Heyman says he and Solo have to go? A phone call from Roman Reigns? The bell rings and Knight fires off haymakers on Jimmy! Knight whips to then back drop Jimmy away! Fans fire up, Knight hauls Jimmy up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE, but Knight keeps cool. Jimmy goes to a corner, Knight stomps a mudhole into him, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ref counts, Knight lets off to run, but Jimmy bails out. The fans boo but Knight pursues! Knight ROCKS Jimmy, puts him in the ring, but Jimmy KICKS Knight int he ropes. Jimmy storms back up but Knight HOTSHOTS Jimmy down! Jimmy staggers up, into the SLINGSHOT SHOULDER! Cover, TWO!
Knight keeps cool as he brings Jimmy up for more haymakers. Knight CLUBS Jimmy, whips him to ropes, but Jimmy reverses to SAMOAN DROP! Fans boo Jimmy but he soaks it up. Knight goes to a corner, Jimmy drags him up and puts him on ropes. Jimmy CHOKES Knight, the ref counts, but Jimmy lets off at 4. The fans rally for Knight and that annoys Jimmy. Jimmy punches but Knight counter punches! And again, and again! Knight whips, Jimmy reverses but Knight holds ropes. Jimmy still runs up to RAM and CHOP Knight! Knight goes to another side, Jimmy runs in but Knight DUMPS Jimmy out!
Knight builds speed to WRECK Jimmy with a dropkick! Jimmy hits the desk and Knight storms up. Knight SMACKS Jimmy off the desk, and again, and again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ring count climbs but Knight still dribbles Jimmy’s head off that desk hood! Knight then TOSSES Jimmy over the desk! Kevin Patrick almost gets wiped out as Knight stands tall and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Jimmy has a chinlock. But Knight fights up and around to JAWBREAKER free! Jimmy rebounds, Knight blocks the kick, but the DRAGON WHIP hits! Cover, TWO! Jimmy is annoyed but he sees Knight go to the corner. Jimmy storms up as the fans rally for Knight. Jimmy rains down fists, then backs off to pace around. Fans boo but Jimmy soaks that up. “UCE!” No one joins in. Jimmy runs in, but Knight dodges! Jimmy hits buckles, scrambles after Knight, but Knight throws elbows and haymakers! Knight whips, Jimmy reverses to SAMOAN- NO, Knight slips free to kick and DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down!
Knight and Jimmy stir, and Knight rises up. Jimmy follows but Knight again counter punches! Knight whips to LARIAT Jimmy down! Knight whips Jimmy again, to then FLAPJACK him down! Jimmy rushes up but Knight gets around, atomic FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Jimmy checks his teeth, they’re still in his mouth, and Knight storms up on Jimmy at the apron. Jimmy GAMANGIRIS, then goes up top. But Knight ROCKS Jimmy! Knight climbs, Jimmy fights back, then Jimmy shoves Knight away. Jimmy adjusts, but Knight springs right up! Jimmy shoves Knight away again, but Knight avoids the ax handle!
Knight blocks the kick, cravats, but Jimmy powers out! Knight avoids the superkick, then cravats for B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!
Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall
One pawn down, YEAH! But wait, here comes the rook! Solo Sikoa and that thumb are ready, but Knight stands his ground. Only for Jimmy to CLOBBER him from behind! Knight stumbles out of the ring, and into the SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans boo but Solo clears the desk! Jimmy drags Knight over and Solo brings Knight onto the desk. Solo rains down fists, but here comes CODY RHODES!?! The American Nightmare is here and he fires off on Solo! Cody SMACKS Solo off a post, fires off hands on Jimmy, and the fans go wild! Cody and Knight mug Jimmy, and Cody whips Jimmy into steel steps!
Fans are thunderous as the #AmericanKnightmare stands tall! But what was Cody even doing here tonight? Is this a sign of just how badly The Bloodline’s enemies want them gone?
Bianca & Shotzi regroup with Charlotte again.
So how’d the call go? Charlotte called but she won’t know if this person makes it in time. Well, it is what it is, Bianca’s team has to report in. The three head out, will they have their fourth for WarGames?
Nick Aldis confronts Cody Rhodes backstage.
Cody shouldn’t be here as a Raw superstar, but what’s done is done. So that means Cody has to now get out of here. Cody apologizes, but fine, he’ll go. Cody heads out, will Adam Pearce have something to say about one of his superstars showing up where they want when they want?
Bianca Belair heads to the ring!
Evansville cheers as The EST goes down to the ring, but she isn’t alone! Shotzi and Charlotte each make their entrances, then they get the mics. Fans “WOO~” for Charlotte and she says they could stand here all night and talk about what DMG CTRL has done, but they’re running out of time. This trio has accepted the WarGames challenge, and Charlotte knows a thing or two about turning on best friends. And there is a thin, thin, thin line between love and hate. But if they’re going to war, there is only one person Charlotte wants on her side. But wait, here comes DMG CTRL to run the moment.
Bayley asks if anyone can believe this. They know Charlotte’s bluffing, because in case you didn’t see what they did, DMG CTRL took down every girl they’ve tried to have by their side, and Bayley knows she doesn’t have that many numbers in her phone, because she’s “an idiot and a loser.” So um, they won’t even make it to WarGames! Or even out of the building! DMG CTRL steps up 4v3, but wait! In slides BECKY LYNCH! The Man has come around to SmackDown, and the brawl is on! Fans are thunderous as Becky is after Bayley, Charlotte is after Iyo, Shotzi has Kairi and Bianca has Asuka! It’s chaos!
Dakota can only watch as Becky POSTS Bayley, but the rest of the team spills out of the ring! Charlotte goes up top, but so does Iyo! DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULTS onto the cluster! The Queen and Evil Genius stand up, stare down, and fans are thunderous! Then they start throwing hands! Dakota has to back away as things reignite! Charlotte sends Iyo into the apron, then she does the same to Kairi! Shotzi & Becky mug Bayley as SmackDown fades out! Will this year’s WarGames truly be Big Time?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown, lots of build to Survivor Series, and a great throughline of DMG CTRL and the Women’s WarGames match. I loved how Bayley was so awkward and paranoid around the rest of what is supposed to be her team, and I’m thinking the rest of the team is messing with her on purpose. I will say it was a little obvious DMG CTRL was going to attack the superstars Bianca talked to, but it was so Bianca’s team would get desperate and Charlotte would have to call in Becky. Becky joining in makes a lot of sense, she still has beef with Bayley and is on good terms with Charlotte right now. This was going to be an awesome match even before this, and now it’ll be even better than that. And trust me, should DMG CTRL lose, Bayley IS getting kicked out.
Good filler match from Waller VS Grimes for Waller to get a win to just kinda rub in that Kevin Owens isn’t here. But Kevin will be back next week, so I can’t wait to see what his plan for payback will be. And we got an awesome filler match out of Dragon Lee VS Axiom, making a great case for Axiom to be on SmackDown once he’s ready for the call-up. Dragon wanting to avenge Rey also makes sense, given he looked up to him as much as anyone did. Powerful promo stuff from Santos and Zelina, and while I still put Cruz, Santos did call him “Raul” aka his shoot name, Raul Mendoza. I appreciate Santos expected them to default to Legado Del Fantasma and then they didn’t. Carlito of course makes the save, and there’s our match for this phase while Rey is out of action.
Awesome Triple Threat Tag, and I suppose it’s fine to have the tag title match next week for the go-home. But at the same time, it seems a shame if the Profits won here just to lose next week. Unless… Between Lashley and possibly Hit Row being back-up for The Profits to counter Rhea, Dom & McDonagh, and then you still have Team Cody possibly do something, all that interference makes the Judgment Day lose the belts! That’d be poetic justice since Judgment Day always uses numbers to win. And it’d be nice for SmackDown to have titles in the men’s division that actually show up. Roman is a part-timer, Logan Paul is a part-timer, and Judgment Day doesn’t show up on SmackDown enough to really feel like they’re the Undisputed Tag Champions, so yeah, hopefully Profits win.
Great promo from Heyman as always, but it almost felt rushed at parts since they still had the match to fit in before the closing segment. Good promo from Knight, though he seemed a bit hesitant to do a rhyming promo a la the old days of Thuganomics Cena. But great match from Knight VS Jimmy, and great win for Knight, but of course Jimmy & Solo worked to beat Knight down. Cody making the save was quite the surprise, and he and Aldis didn’t have the smoothest promo backstage. Maybe they didn’t come back from commercial at the right time?
But the point of it is that there is a bit of confusion as to why Cody’s here. Given that Cody is a Raw superstar, and that in kayfabe, no one should really know what’s gonna happen, why was he here? We know he doesn’t like the Bloodline any better than Knight, but he couldn’t have shown up, just waiting and hoping they’d start trouble. Cody must’ve had some other reason for showing up on SmackDown, so maybe that gets explained on Raw in a promo with Pearce.
My Score: 8.8/10
Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - 4 Corners Podcast (sports)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Nefarious Means
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - 30 Mindless Minutes
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast: The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history) Unidentified History (Ufology) & Game Gone Wrong (Game of Thrones Universe)
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
Powered by RedCircle
Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
A Fatal 4 Way determines the #1 contender!
Just as we will be, Aaron Rourke will be watching tonight’s Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s Match to see who comes after his WWE Evolve Championship!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Karmen Petrovic VS Nikkita Lyons w/ Sloane Jacobs; wins.
- WWE Evolve Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: Brooks Jensen VS Kam Hendrix VS Tristan Angels VS Dorian Van Dux; wins and will challenge for the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]
Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - 4 Corners Podcast (sports)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Nefarious Means
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - 30 Mindless Minutes
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast: The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history) Unidentified History (Ufology) & Game Gone Wrong (Game of Thrones Universe)
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
Powered by RedCircle
Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Will the Scumbag go Double or Nothing?
Darby Allin told MJF to choose: A Title VS Hair match, or no title match EVER! Will MJF be vain or greedy as we head for Double or Nothing?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway; Cassidy, Cope, Christian & The Bucks win.
- “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Westbrook; Bailey wins.
- AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight VS Brian Cage; Knight wins and retains the title.
- Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin; Ospreay wins.
- Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness; Shida & The Birds win, by disqualification.
- AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita; Darby wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
MJF arrives backstage.
Renee Paquette is there to bring up tonight’s main event is Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW World Championship. If Darby Allin wins, MJF will then have to sign a contract for Title VS Hair at Double or Nothing. Darby has made it clear that if MJF doesn’t sign said contract, Darby will never allow MJF to face him for the title again. We all know how important the title is for MJF, but is MJF willing to put his hair on the line for it? MJF just chuckles and moves on, but he notices the very bald Rick Knox, Bryce Remsburg, and the head of security, David Aponte. And then various bald members of the production staff…
And then even Christopher Daniels & Sonjay Dutt are there! Daniels and Sonjay chuckle before moving on, and then MJF sees John Silver flexing. Brandon Cutler, some arena staff, and even Tommaso Ciampa, all bald. Then last but certainly not least, Ricochet! He tells MJF that don’t worry, he’ll look great. Just not as good as Ricochet. AHA~! MJF storms off, will he have no choice but to choose between gold belt and chrome dome?
10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway!
While we know the AEW World Tag Team Championship match will be a conglomeration of I Quit Match and New York Street Fight, THE Conglomeration will be waiting on the other side for their own tag title match. And let’s not forget that Matt & Nick Jackson want their own shot at those titles again. With that, can Freshly Squeezed work together with C&C and The Bucks? Or will the Psycho Killer, the Dogs, and the Top Guys all stand tall on the road to Double or Nothing?
The teams sort out and the teams just brawl it out! The fans cheer as The Bucks have The Dogs, Cope is after Ciampa, Christian is after Cash, and Dax brawls with Cassidy! Dax bumps Cassidy off buckles but Cassidy ducks the haymaker to waistlock. The Bucks, Cope & Christian clear everyone else out, then take the brawl outside! Dax ROCKS Cassidy to send him out, and the fans fire up as Matt fires hands on 100 Proof right by commentary! Ciampa whips Cope but Cope reverses, sending Ciampa into barriers! Cash sends Christian into railing, then CLOBBERS Cassidy! Nick fires hands on Finlay, Cassidy sends Cash into railing!
Cassidy and Dax meet in the ring, Dax ROCKS and CHOPS Cassidy, but Nick sends Finlay into railing! Dax DECKS Cassidy, throws hands on Cope, but Cope fires back! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands! Cope DECKS Dax, and wait, Christian and Cash are brawling in the crowd! Same for Matt and Connors! Finlay CLAWS Nick’s face, Cassidy ROCKS Dax, and Cassidy whips. Dax reverses, Cassidy goes up and out to then SMACK Dax off buckles! Cassidy goes up, Ciampa BOOTS Nick, and Dax trips Cassidy. Dax CHOPS Cassidy, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans boo but Dax stands Cassidy up, SUPER DUPER PLEX!
Dax then rolls through to suplex again, but Cassidy STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, and DDTS! Cassidy kips up, the fans fire up, but Finlay sends Nick into steel steps! #BigStoke grabs Cassidy’s foot, Cash CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax puts Cassidy in the corner to tag Ciampa. FTR and the Psycho Killer mug Cassidy! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Ciampa stands Cassidy up. Cassidy blocks the chop! And he blocks another chop! The fans cheer but Ciampa kicks low and CHOPS again! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up that heat. Ciampa drags Cassidy by a leg, turns him over, but Cassidy fights around!
Cassidy kicks and kicks but Ciampa drags him back! Cassidy turns to BOOT Ciampa away! Dax tags in and he CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax flips them off. Dax whips Cassidy, runs up, but Cassidy dodges! Dax POSTS himself! Both men are down, hot tags to Cash and Nick! Nick rallies on FTR with haymakers, BLASTS Ciampa, but Cash kicks low! FTR whips, DOUBLE HIP- NO, Nick lands out, MEETING OF TEH MINDS! Then DOUBLE WHEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Nick then DROPKICKS Dax out! The Dogs run up, but Nick knuckle locks and CHOPS Finlay! Then Nick jumps over Connors, SUPERKICKS, and he goes for the corner!
Nick goes up, up, and “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans are thunderous and Nick tags Matt. Nick whips Finlay, Finlay reverses, but Nick goes up and over. Matt SUPERKICKS Finlay! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Connors, adds a GAMANGIRI, then The Bucks DOUBLE BULLDOG with the high-five! The fans fire up again as Matt winds up. Matt WRECKS FTR with a dropkick, then holds the way open, Nick FLIES onto FTR & Ciampa! But Connors back suplexes! Matt lands out, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through, NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express is getting going, and Finlay joins the ride! DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!
The fans are electric and it’s not just the volt green! Time for a SUPERKICK PARTAY~! Wait, Stokely grabs a foot each! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Stoke can’t even trip The Bucks up. The Bucks drag Stoke in! Stoke pleads for mercy, but FTR runs up! The Bucks dodge, mule kick, then SUPERKICK for Dax! SUPERKICK for Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on The Dogs! Then FTR is sent into The Dogs before DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Ciampa runs up to waistlock but Nick switches. Ciampa BOOTS Matt away, ELBOWS Nick, but Matt dodges, PSYCHO KNEE into Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Ciampa!
The fans fire up again, and The Bucks see C&C. They point to Christian, and the fans cheer! Christian steps in, the ref reprimands but Cope argues with the ref. This distraction lets Christian LOW BLOW Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Cash! Christian covers, TWO! Cash survives, the fans boo, but Christian rains down fists while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Christian puts Cash in the corner to CHPO, CHOP, and then rain down fists! Christian goes past TEN, maybe to fifteen, then stops. Cash sputters, Stoke talks trash, but Christian grabs Stoke! Cash CLUBS Christian, Ciampa HOTSHOTS the bad arm, and Ciampa hurries to tag in. Ciampa drags Christian around, SLAMS the bad arm off the mat, then SLAMS the arm again! Ciampa POSTS Christian, and Christian falls to the apron. The ref keeps his eyes on the rest of the team so they stay back. Ciampa goes out, and he SWINGS the bad arm into the post! Christian scrambles away, clutching the arm, but Ciampa taunts Cope with a wave.
Ciampa tags Connors, Connors tags Finlay, and The Dogs stomp away on Christian. Finlay clamps onto the bad hand, bends the fingers, then JAMS them into the mat! The ref reprimands but Finlay anchors Christian while he tags in Dax. Dax CHOPS Christian, DECKS him, then taunts Cope and The Bucks. The Bucks rally the fans, Cope coaches Christian up, but Dax brings Christian around. Christian blocks a shot to hit back, but then Dax kicks low! Dynamite returns to single picture as Dax UPPERCUTS Christian back to the corner. Stoke is on commentary suddenly to say Christian tried to steal Stoke’s watch, aka the watch Stoke stole from Christian.
But Christian fires back on Dax and the whole corner! Then he and Dax DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Christian crawls, but we can see Cash and The Dogs sneaking over! They and Ciampa YANK down Cope, Cassidy and The Bucks! The fans boo but Dax drags Christian back to center. Dax kicks and scuffs Christian, then talks trash. But Christian slips around to chicken wing the arms! Dax shoves Christian away, but Christian turns around, NOGGIN KNOCKER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Cope snarls as he rises up, hot tags to Cope and Connors!
The fans fire up as The Rated R Superstar rallies on everyone! LARIAT for Cash! ELBOW for Dax! Cope TOSSES Finlay out onto Ciampa and Cash! BOOT for Connors! The fans fire up again and Cope goes to a corner. Cope is feeling it, and he aims at Connors. But then Finlay grabs a leg! The fans boo, but Nick SUPERKICKS Finlay! Connors runs up, Nick RAMS him low! Then slingshot FACEBUSTER! And cartwheel ASAI MOONSAULT! COPE-O-SETIC for Connors, TWO! The fans rally as Cope keeps focus on Connors. Cope drags Connors up, whips him to the corner, then Nick runs up! Connors puts Nick out, then he puts Matt out!
But Christian is back, and he coordinates with The Bucks, LARIAT DOUBLE ENZIGIRI on Connors! Then Cassidy somersaults for a “powerful” back elbow! Finlay runs up, Cassidy kicks the legs out! Finlay hits buckles but Ciampa runs up! Christian sends him into Cash, then dragon sleepers Ciampa. Christian sees Dax run up, kicks him low, and gets him in the same hold, DOUBLE REVERSE DDTS! The fans fire up as FTR, Ciampa and Finlay are all in drop zones! “This is Awesome!” as Cassidy, Christian and The Bucks climb the corners. Connors runs up on Cope, but Cope snatches him into a facelock!
Cope acts as air traffic control as he coordinates everyone, QUADRUPLE MACHO ELBOWS before an IMPALER!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and the fans can’t believe it! Ciampa and Finlay get up, The Bucks BLAST them, then DIVE! Down they go at ramp side, then Christian and Cassidy bump into each other. The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Cassidy puts his hands up, but Christian stops him. Christian shakes his head, but then Cassidy makes Christian put his hands in his pockets! The fans fire up as Christian just THROWS Cassidy out onto FTR! Christian then goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES The Dogs!
Cope calls out a shot, runs, but into a SHATTER MACHINE!! FTR snatches Cope outta nowhere, Connors makes the cover, but Cassidy breaks it! The fans fire up as now FTR has Cassidy surrounded. But Cassidy “unleashes” his kicks! The fans go nuts with every shot, but FTR shoves Cassidy! SHATTER- DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Cash! Cassidy fights free of Dax, but Dax blocks Nick’s Superkick! Dax sends it into Matt! Nick SUPERKICKS through after all! Finlay clinches, IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Nick! Matt feints the kick to DDT! But then Ciampa KNEES Matt down! Christian chicken wings Ciampa, turns him around, KILLSWITCH!
Connors JEEP FLIPS Christian! Connors then stalks Cope while the fans boo. Connors lines up a shot, Cope rises to his feet, Connors runs in! But Cope jumps over Connors’ spear, sending it into Dax! The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and The Bucks join Cope in the ring. They TRIPLE SUPERKICK Connors! Cassidy is in, ORANGE PUNCH! SPEAR from Cope!! Cover, C&C Conglomeration Bucks win!
Winners: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks, by pinfall
Another star-studded 10 Man Tag, and it was a huge win for all the hungry contenders. Christian doesn’t wanna celebrate, but he does signal that he and Cope will be champions. Will putting their tag team legacy on the line be enough to take the gold? Or will Double or Nothing be the last night that team reeks of awesomeness?
Will Ospreay continues to train with The Death Riders.
They’re outside this time, Claudio Castagnoli playing some wall ball with Marina Shafir and Pac. Daniel Garcia says, “Tonight is the night that we’ve all been waiting for: The Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay, is cleared and back on Dynamite. And rumor has it, the kid’s been working real hard and he’s got some new tricks up his sleeves. So Young Boy Billy, tonight you gotta show me something, c’mon.” Garcia gets a quick turn in on wall ball while cameras move over. Ospreay is maintaining a neck bridge while Jon Moxley uses Wheeler Yuta as a living dummy to show just how to push and pull and bend and twist on the various chinlocks and headlocks.
Use the right arm to push against the head, then snake in the left arm for the sleeper. Pry and shoot. Moxley asks how Ospreay feels. Ospreay lets off the bridge and says honestly, the best he’s felt in forever. Moxley asks if Ospreay remembers the night he won the Best of the Super Juniors. Yeah, 2019. AKA a lifetime ago. Ospreay was carefree, flew like a bird, for no other reason than that’s just what birds do. So simple back then, chasing that feeling, like no other feeling in the world. Can’t really grab it in your hands for more than a few seconds. The joy of doing it. Then everybody comes in and tries to make it so overcomplicated.
Years pass, life happens, a family starts, responsibilities show up, bad things happen, bad choices catch up to you, and it’s all weight on your shoulders. You feel like you can’t fly. But Moxley will tell you something: Nothing is different. Nothing has changed. All those things are still gonna be there, but you can still fly. You’re just more dangerous now. You’re a bird of prey. So tonight, when you got out there, don’t go out there to protect anything. Not your neck, your image, your reputation, or what you’ve built in your career. Go out there to give something. Moxley checks on Yuta and says dammit, if you’re gonna snap a headlock, snap the headlock!
Moxley storms off to instruct his pupil, but will Ospreay use everything he has been taught to great effect? Or will he have to fold against Ace Austin?
Chris Jericho speaks.
“You wanna face Jericho in a match of my own design, Ricochet? A spectacle so innovative, so imaginative, it cannot be contained, it can only be witnessed. Well, be careful what you demand, because you’ve made a few enemies yourself, Ricochet. And now a match designed specifically to settle scores without any, and I mean AAANY~, limitations has gotten even bigger.” Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate were just looking for two more, but “Jungle” Jack Perry said he can bring four: himself, The Young Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! Jericho tells Ricochet that this is no longer what he designed, but it is a devil’s dance of destruction! Ricochet’s destruction!
Ricochet got what he wanted, now can he handle it? Bald. The first-ever SEVEN VS SEVEN Stadium Stampede, who will even survive?
Ricochet & The Demand respond.
They stand with Mark Davis of the Don Callis Family and Ricochet says we all know Jericho does a lot of talking out of his ass while The Demand gets things done. Just like Davis did when he defeated Jack for the AEW National Championship at Fairway to Hell. Hold it with pride, Davis, Ricochet knows you’ll do it well. Davis says he’s got this. Ricochet says Davis has joined the dream team, but he’s not the only one. Because compliments to Ricochet’s golfing buddy, Don Callis, look who else he’s sending: Andrade El Idolo! Gracias, amigo. But it doesn’t stop there, the train keeps rolling. Ricochet was just approached by two guys who have an ax to grind with the superkick sidekicks.
These two wanna fill out the last two spots, so who is Ricochet to say no to The Dogs? Finlay & Connors storm in, and Finlay says to put it simple, they will fight The Bucks in the streets, in the ring, but guess it’s fighting at Double or Nothing! If they want violence, if they want carnage, if they want chaos, who better than The Dogs?! The Dogs bark and Liona roars, but will these seven stand tall in the Big Apple?
“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS BK Westbrook!
JetSpeed has a lot of momentum on their side, and as stated last week at Fairway to Hell, they’re looking to grab up all the gold they can. Will Speedball keep on rolling towards his own golden opportunity? Or will #Supastud prove his own worth?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step up. Bailey bows in respect, offers a handshake, but Westbrook goes to roll Bailey up! Bailey stays on his feet, then steps over to sit down on a cover, TWO! Westbrook ducks a Penalty Kick, avoids the moonsault, and the sweep! Bailey dodges, Westbrook tiger feints through the ropes, but Bailey handsprings up and over! The fans fire up as Bailey ducks an elbow to whip. Westbrook goes up, around, but kinda fumbles his tumble. The fans cheer and jeer him for his attempt, but Westbrook blocks the boot! Westbrook FLIPS Bailey, springboards in, but Bailey dodges! TIME ADVENTURE!
Bailey pushes Westbrook down, goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!
Winner: Mike Bailey, by pinfall
Another fast ‘n’ furious finish, and Bailey’s on a hot streak! But now, the other side of JetSpeed looks to keep it up! But just who is Kevin Knight defending the TNT Championship against? It’s… BRIAN CAGE!? The Machine finally returns to action, and he has the Don Callis Family with him! Will Cage be able to ground Knight and take this title back to the family?
AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight w/ “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who betta!
The bell rings, Cage runs up, but Knight dodges! Knight fires haymakers, Cage shoves him, but Knight dodges. Knight CHPOS, but Cage doesn’t budge! Cage makes the pecs dance, so Knight CHOPS again! The fans cheer as Cage eggs Knight on. Knight urns, leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage uses Knight to do curls, then THROWS knight! Knight lands out, RAMS Cage, but Cage comes back! Knight RAMS Cage again, but it’s still not enough! Knight tries a bigger SHOULDER TACKLE, but Cage stays standing! Knight runs one more time, ducks ‘n’ dodges, SATELLITE- NO, Cage stops the DDT! Cage THROWS Knight away!
Knight staggers, Cage SUPERKICKS him down! “Who betta than Cage?!” The fans fire up as Cage storms up on Knight, stands him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Knight, stands him up, then RAMS again! The ref counts, Cage CHOPS, and the fans cheer. Bailey rallies the fans but Archer coaches Cage, and Cage whips Knight hard into the corner! The fans are torn as Cage hauls Knight up. Cage ROCKS Knight, CHOPS him, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stalks Knight. Cage stands Knight up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for Knight to BOOT! Cage still LARIATS!
Cage hauls Knight up, whips him to ropes, but Knight grabs ropes. Knight DUMPS Cage out, then DROPKICKS him down! Cage sputters, the fans fire up, and Knight builds speed to DIVE! But he bounces off Cage! Cage then fireman’s carries, APRON F5! Knight sputters but Cage goes up the steps to soak up cheers and jeers, all while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cage refreshes the ring count, drags Knight up again, and hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Knight writhes, Cage refreshes the count again, then he whips Knight into barriers! Knight practically falls into the laps of the front row! But Cage brings Knight around to CHOP him down! Cage soaks up the cheers and jeers before he brings Knight around again. Cage SMACKS Knight off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Cage storms into the ring, drags Knight by his legs, and ties the legs up into a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Knight endures as Cage sits deep! Knight powers up, fights his way forward, and he reaches to the ROPEBREAK!
The ref counts, Cage lets go at 4, but Cage brings Knight up. Knight CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Cage still doesn’t back down. Knight fires more shots, but Cage UPPERCUTS him down! Cage digs his boot into Knight at the corner, but he stops as the ref counts. Cage drags Knight up, puts him in a corner, and LARIATS! Cage wrenches to then SAIDO Knight away! Knight flounders to the apron, Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Knight rises to fire forearms on Cage, but Cage ROCKS Knight in return! Cage slingshots Knight into a facelock, for a SPIRALING SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!
Knight survives and Cage is frustrated, but Cage decides to write Knight off. Cage drags Knight up, reels him in, and suplexes, DRILL- NO, Knight slips free to waistlock. But Cage ELBOWS Knight, whips, but Knight jumps up! SATELLITE- NO, Cage goes for ropes! Knight HOTSHOTS Cage for it! Then Knight springboards back in, MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts while the fans rally up. Cage goes to a corner but he runs up on Knight. Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off shots, then fires a flurry of haymakers! But Cage grabs and TOSSES Knight to a corner!
Cage runs up, Knight dodges, and Knight runs back in. Knight ducks ‘n ‘dodges, FLAPJACK DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cage bails out! Knight builds speed and FLIES! Cage catches him?!? The fans go nuts as Cage lifts, but Knight RANAS Cage into POST! The fans cheer as Knight hurries to get space. Knight runs, goes up the apron, and LEAPING LARIATS! Down goes Cage! The fans fire up with Knight, he puts Cage in the ring, and he hurries up the corner. Archer creeps up, but Bailey SUPERKICKS him! The fans cheer, but Cage CLUBS Knight! Cage then climbs up, and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cover, TWO!
The fans fire up as Knight survives, but Archer guzels Bailey! Bailey fights free of the choke slam to mule kick Archer! Cage runs up, but Bailey springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes the Murderhawk Monster! knight springboards, Cage dodges, but Knight leaps the discus lariat! SATELLITE DDT finally lands! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Knight is beside himself! Knight hurries to run in at the corner, but Cage ELBOWS him away! Cage goes up, but into the UPPER- NO! Cage stops the rana! Cage YANKS Knight up to the top, for a SUPER- UPPER ROOM!! Knight still throws Cage, then goes up top!
Knight aims, MOTHERSHIP UFO SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!
Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
The Machine was out for 14 months and yet no ring rust to be found! However, The Jet is just #2Fly2Stop! Bailey brings mics into the ring to say, “Congratulations to The Jet on a hell of a win!” Knight says much appreciated. But like he said, they’re red hot right now! And Brian Cage, welcome back! Cage took Knight to his limits, but The Jet is still standing as TNT Champion. But Knight can’t get over how last week, he couldn’t get the job done becoming #Jet2Belts. Bailey says forget last week. Knight IS a future AEW World Champion! Bailey says he knows it, and everyone here knows it! The fans cheer that!
Knight says he appreciates the support from Bailey and Ashville. Bailey is always in his corner, Knight is always in Bailey’s. And if Bailey keeps it up, he’ll be singles champion, too. Bailey says yeah, Knight got him thinking. Tonight, Darby VS Takeshita, BAILEY WANTS NEXT! Bailey says Takeshita was his greatest rival in Japan, but they’ve yet to have a singles match in AEW. And Darby, as much as Bailey wants to see MJF go bald…! Bailey is coming for Darby’s AEW World Championship! JetSpeed daps it up, will they become a 2 Fly 2 Man Power Trip?
AEW reveals the Men’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Brackets!
This year’s tournaments will go through Double or Nothing, and the finals will coincide with Forbidden Door 2026 on Sunday, June 28th in San Jose, California! The winner of each tournament will then challenge for THE AEW World Championship and AEW Women’s World Championships on August 30th at All In: London! And so, for the opening round, it will be: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Claudio Castagnoli VS Brody King; then Double or Nothing has both Samoa Joe VS Will Ospreay, and Swerve Strickland VS Bandido!
“Jungle” Jack Perry speaks.
“Mark Davis… I’m sure you feel some congratulations are in order. But you’re not champion to me. You see, you’re built like an Australia grizzly bear, yet you still needed somebody to hit me in the back with a golf club for you to beat me. At Stadium Stampede, bring your friends, bring any weapon you want, and I will crack you over the skull with it. Because anything goes. But after that, it’s back to grass roots, because it is you and me, fighting for a shot at the world title at All In: London. And in the Owen Hart Tournament, I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I’m a better wrestler than you. I am the FUTURE world champion!
“And if you don’t like that, F YOU!” Jungle Jack is sharpening his knife, but will his edge be razor sharp when it comes time to cut down Dunkzilla?
Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin!
We’ve seen the Aerial Assassin training with The Death Riders, he’s won gold with his old friends in The United Empire, and now he’s about to face a dangerous man at Double or Nothing. Will Ospreay be more than ready for Samoa Joe after tonight? Or will he fail to even get past The Inevitable?
The bell rings and the fans cheer Ospreay as he stares down with Ace. Ospreay offers a handshake, Ace accepts, and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. They circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches to wristlock. Ace rolls, handsprings, and wrenches, but Ospreay rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Ospreay hammerlocks, Ace rolls to kip up and wrench to then armlock. Ospreay endures the grind, fights around, and he arm-drags Ace down. Ace endures, fights around, and rises up. Ace shoots through to waistlock but Ospreay switches. Ospreay hits the headlock takeover, Ace headscissors, but Ospreay kips free.
The fans cheer the standoff, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength. The fans rally as Ace pushes Ospreay back. Ace has Ospreay down for a knuckle lock cover, ONE as Ospreay gets his arm up. Ace pushes it down, cover, ONE as Ospreay gets the other arm up. Ace tries again, ONE as Ospreay bridges! Ace jumps up, but Ospreay holds the bridge! That training truly pays off! Ace jumps, Ospreay gets him for a MONKEY FLIP! The fans fire up as Ospreay then arm-drags! Ospreay wristlocks and he bends the fingers! Ospreay isolates the arm to then STOMP it!
Ace clutches his arm as Ospreay shows his training already. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then whips Ace. Ace reverses, he blocks a boot, but not the AX KICK! Ospreay headlocks, Ace powers up and out, but Ospreay RUNS him over! Things keep moving, Ace drop toeholds to ENZIGIRI! And basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Ace facelocks Ospreay, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay ROCKS Ace, ROCKS him again, and again! Ace trips Ospreay, hooks up the legs, and he turns Ospreay over to tie the legs up! MUDA LOCK! The fans rally as Ospreay endures being bent back, and he crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK!
The fans cheer while Ace lets go. Ospreay checks his neck but he is alright to continue. Ace drags Ospreay up, reels him in, but Ospreay wrenches out to SOBAT! Ospreay whips, Ace reverses, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RAN- NO! Ace blocks to swing Ospreay up into a fireman’s carry! Ace does a squat for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ace flexes, covers, TWO! Ospreay stay sin this while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ace is frustrated already, but he stalks Ospreay to ropes. Ace kicks Ospreay around, CLUBS him down, but Ospreay fires back. Ace bumps Ospreay off buckles, kicks and ROCKS him, then snapmares. Ace KNEES Ospreay in the back, then clamps on with a chinlock. Ospreay endures, even as Ace cranks the neck, and Ospreay fires shots from below. Ace DECKS Ospreay for it! Ospreay rises up, but Ace DECKS him again! Ospreay sits up again, so Ace BOOTS him down! Ace waits on Ospreay, then BOOTS him again! Ospreay goes to a corner, Ace CHOPS him, then reels Ospreay in for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ospreay toughs it out but Ace drags him around.
Ace steps over, traps Ospreay in a headscissors, then grinds him down. Ospreay endures, even as Ace puts on the squeeze. Ospreay fights around, rises up, and Electric Chair Lifts Ace! Ace slips free to ROCK Ospreay in the back! Ace CLUBS Ospreay to a corner, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Ace backs off, and Ace CHOPS Ospreay! Ospreay ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay! Ace KICKS the leg, CHOPS Ospreay down, then brings Ospreay back around. Ace rains down ELBOWS on Ospreay before he clamps on another chinlock. Ospreay endures as Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.
Ospreay fires body shots, Ace puts him in the corner, but Ospreay BOOTS him away! Ospreay is on the apron, he springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! The fans fire up with Ospreay as he watches Ace rise up. Ospreay ducks a shot, atomic drops, then KNEES, ROUNDHOUSES, and STANDING SKY TWISTERS! Cover, TWO! Ace survives that quick string of moves, but Ospreay brings him back around. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS again! And again! But Ace blocks one to ROCK Ospreay! Ace whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK!
The fans fire up while Ace bails out! Ospreay has the fans shouting “OI! OI! OI!” as he takes aim. But Ace avoids the plancha! Ospreay blocks the kick, only for Ace to handstand out of the sweep! Ace avoids another sweep, but Ospreay avoids the kick! Ace avoids yet another sweep by going up and over the corner! Ace WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick, then aims to PLANCHA after all! Down goes Ospreay and the fans fire up! Ace drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay puts him int he ring! Ace rewinds to headscissor, but Ospreay pops Ace up to SUPERKICK the arm out! Ospreay then climbs up, takes aim, and BLINDSIDE FOREARM!
The fans fire up as Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO! Ace survives and Ospreay is stunned! Ospreay just shakes it off, goes to the corner, and takes aim. Ace slowly rises up, but he ducks the Hidden Blade to DOUBLE STOMP! Ospreay sputters, Ace falls back, and now Ace takes aim. Ace runs corner to corner to A-LIST LARIAT! Then he LARIATS again and again! Ace hoists Ospreay up top, then slips outside to ENZIGIRI! Ospreay wobbles, Ace gets space, and Ace runs up! FLIPPING RANA! The fans fire up as Ace is ready to deal the winning hand! But then Ospreay pops Ace up, and gets him in position! STYLES- NO, Ace pops free!
Ace trips Ospreay, steps through, ties up the legs, TRAILER HITCH BRIDGE! TWO!! Ospreay escapes, but Ace KNEES, KICKS, and fireman’s carries! Ace tucks Ospreay to then swing him out, AIR RAID FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Ace is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Ace stalks Ospreay to a corner. Ace ROCKS Ospreay again and again, then hoists Ospreay up top. But Ospreay fires shots in return! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, goes up, but Ospreay pushes on Ace’s arm! Then he HOTSHOTS the arm as he drops down, and he tucks Ace in! CHEEKY NAN- NO, Ace dodges! Ace RAMS low, springboards in and FLYING- LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Ace survives again! Ospreay roars, the fans are with him, and he ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, and repeat! They go back and forth, then Ospreay KICKS! Ace fires another forearm, Ospreay kicks, then Ace CHOPS! They go back and forth again, but Ace CHOPS and ROKCS, until Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! CHOP! Ace HEEL KICKS! Ace shakes out the bad arm, runs up, but Ospreay dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! And HOOK KICK! Then the underhooks for the STORM- NO, Ace pops free, then goes to a corner. Ospreay runs up but Ace goes sideways! Ospreay hits buckles, Ace hits the FLYING CHUCK!
The fans fire up as Ace shuffles the deck, and runs up for the0 NO, Ospreay BACKDROPS Ace, but Ace lands on his feet! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay isn’t done with just one, he aims from the corner and… Ace flops over! The fans boo but Ospreay shows no mercy. He just runs up to PENALTY KICK the bad arm! Then a FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Ace TAPS, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by submission
That might’ve been Ospreay’s first win by submission ever! He signals that his neck is no longer a problem, and he shows Ace respect for that fight. Ace accepts the handshake again, and Ospreay is moving on towards Double or Nothing with a great amount of momentum. But wait! SAMOA JOE is here! He and The Opps walk out on stage, and with mic in hand, Joe says, “Ospreay, Ospreay… OSPREAY, OSPREAY!” Joe is clearly mocking the chants for Ospreay, and the fans give genuine chanting and even singing in return. Joe says he just wanted to make sure Ospreay was listening, because these past few weeks, it seemed like Ospreay had a hard time hearing him.
Despite Ospreay’s best efforts, fate has put them on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Cup. The fans like the sound of that! Joe say she is here for one reason and one reason alone. He wants to speak about choices and consequences. Ospreay could’ve made the right choice and get a bye in this tournament, because that is what Joe would do for one of his friends. But Ospreay chose poorly. He could’ve been with the team that would do nothing but support and enhance Ospreay, but he decided to be a lapdog for Moxley and the Death Riders. The fans boo, Ospreay says he’s not a Death Rider.
Joe says Ospreay has made his choice, and come Double or Nothing, Joe makes Ospreay suffer the consequences. But Joe leaves Ospreay in peace tonight, for he has his date with destiny. But unfortunately, Joe’s friends, Katsuyori Shibata & Anthony Bowens, still feel slighted, and he doesn’t put leashes on his friends. Shibata & Bowens storm down the ramp, Ospreay ready to fight them both if he has to. But then The Death Riders appear! Ospreay may not have officially joined the club, but the Death Riders aren’t going to let their investment go to waste! The Opps say they’re #NeverLacking, but that doesn’t seem to be the case now!
Shibata & Bowens back down while Moxley, Marina, Claudio, Yuta, Garcia & Pac all step up to support Ospreay. Joe says, “Soon. Soon.” The fans cheer the Death Riders, or at least Moxley, but Bowens promises Joe is gonna kill you, Ospreay! The dream match for Double or Nothing is on, but will the training with The Death Riders make Ospreay the new King of Harts?
BREAKING NEWS for next week!
If you liked last week’s THREE HOUR block of AEW, then you’ll love this next one! Portland, Maine, the last Wednesday before Double or Nothing, Dynamite & Collision are combining forces again! Three hours all on TBS and HBO Max, make sure your DVR is set accordingly!
Backstage interview with Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita.
Renee is now with The Invisible Hand & The Alpha, saying tonight is a huge opportunity in the main event, Konosuke facing Darby Allin for THE AEW World Championship. Konosuke could be heading into Double or Nothing as a- Callis stops Renee there to say Konosuke will be heading into Double or Nothing as a DOUBLE champion! But then MJF steps in, apologizes for the interruption but says Renee’s doing a great job. The Scumbag tells Konosuke that while it’s been a minute since the two of them have talked, three years actually, back when MJF beat him… MJF has seen Konosuke develop into truly one of the best wrestlers in the world!
MJF believes that tonight, Konosuke beats Darby for the title, goes to DON to beat Okada, and MJF can’t think of a better match than Konosuke VS MJF Part 2 for the world title. How’s that sound? MJF offers a handshake, Konosuke shakes his hand, but in Japanese, Konosuke tells MJF that he’ll beat the crap out of him. Thankfully, MJF doesn’t know Japanese. Callis says that was a nice pep talk MJF just gave, and MJF says yes, he knows. That kid needs to win, okay? MJF can’t let Darby turn him into some disgusting, bald freak! No offense, Callis looks great. But look, there is only one foolproof way to know MJF won’t be put in that situation.
So if things get hairy… MJF hands over the Dynamite Diamond Ring! Callis smiles, and say she understands what to do with it. But then in steps Andrade. El Idolo takes off his hat to shake out his amazing head of hair, and smiles at MJF. MJF frowns and leaves. Callis says here’s the deal: Takeshita will bring the world title home to the Don Callis Family tonight! Andrade asks, “How you know?” Callis says aye dios mio, he seriously doesn’t know where Andrade learned English. Andrade says one way or another, the next time, that will be HIS title. Callis says yes, he knows, it’s all good. Callis is a man of many talents, but will his family be dripping with gold thanks to a diamond ring?
AEW now announces the Women’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament brackets!
Double or Nothing will see Willow Nightingale, the reigning Queen of Harts, take on Alex Windsor, while we will see Persephone VS Hazuki, Skye Blue vs Sareee, and Mina Shirakawa VS Athena! Champions from around the world are gathering for this tournament, but who will be headed to Forbidden Door, and then All In: London?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Renee Paquette is now with Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong, and Willow Nightingale. Renee commends Cassidy on his part in the 10 Man Tag victory. But it seems that there is even more business to attend to. Cassidy says yes, the team has a shot at THE AEW World Tag Team Championships. It doesn’t matter who it is, they’re getting their shot, but the thing is… They still haven’t decided on which two will be. Kyle says Cassidy & Roddy should go for the gold, but Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! Thank you.” Kyle says of course. But that’s cuz he’s got gold to chase for himself!
The same man that put Kyle on the shelf for months is the man that Kyle submitted twice, and will submit again. Jon Moxley, Continental Champion, when are we doing this? Willow says speaking of gold, she is still the TBS Champion. But she is also in the Owen Hart Cup. She won this tournament before, she’ll do it all over again, so that she can have all the gold for herself at All In: London. She knows she can, and she will! Then Conglomeration has it all in order? Cassidy says hold on, there’s something missing. They should do a Word of the Day. Why haven’t they done one in so long? Roddy shouts for “MAAARK~!” And yes, Mark Briscoe returns!
The Sussex County Chicken is all fired up, and he says the Word of the day is reunification! For Mark Briscoe is back with his boys and his girls, The Conglomeration! But he’ll put this plain and simple: Tommaso Ciampa! Next Wednesday, Briscoe’s after your ass, son! You hear him? But before that, Saturday Night Collision is in HIS hometown, Salisbury, Maryland! That’s just 4.4 miles from where Briscoe originated on this earth! They’re gonna conglomerate and it’s gonna be a a hell of a time! Are you ready!? Willow and Kyle are fired up, Briscoe goes wild, and the team heads out. Cassidy admits, that was a lot of yelling.
But while The Conglomeration is ready to go Double or Nothing, will they soon have even more gold in the collection? Or are these high and lofty a little too much even for them?
Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness!
With the news of both the AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way for Double or Nothing, and the Owen Hart Cup brackets, this trios match is about much more than just settling scores! Will the Shining Samurai be just as sharp as Jamie Hayter going into that title match? Or will Thekla, Skye Blue & Julia Hart continue to bring them down by any means necessary?
The trios sort out and Jamie steps up against Thekla as both a rematch from their 1v1 title match, and a preview of what’s to come in the next. They circle, but then Skye CLOBBERS Jamie! Julia steps in, but so do Shida and Windsor! The Triangle throws hands on Shida & The Birds, then triple whip. But all three reverse, a BOOT for Thekla, a DDT for Skye, and a BACKBREAKER for Julia! The fans cheer as The Triangle bails out! Shida goes out to keep after Skye while Windsor goes after Julia. Jamie gets Thekla back in the ring while Shida and Windsor have the Sisters of Sin in the corners of the barriers. The fans cheer as they all rain down fists!
Windsor, Jamie & Shida all go to nine, then wind up for TEN! The fans cheer again while Thekla sputters. Jamie snap suplexes, but Skye ROCKS Shida! Jamie stomps Thekla, Windsor SLAMS Julia off barriers, and Jamie stomps a mudhole in the corner. The ref counts, Jamie lets off, but Skye and Windsor meet while tightrope walking the barriers! Skye and Windsor trade shots, they wobble a bit, then Skye DECKS Windsor! Skye keeps from falling into the crowd, but Jamie gets her! Windsor joins in and the Birds double gorilla press, SNAKE EYES off the apron! The fans fire up, but Thekla is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY onto The Birds!
The fans fire up again and Thekla is feeling it while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Thekla stomps Windsor, CLUBS Jamie, then helps Skye. But Shida runs up, only for Thekla to ELBOW her down! The Triangle has control again, they ROCK Jamie and Shida and Windsor, then send them all to the desk. The Triangle CHOP again and again and again! Then they wind up, but feint chops to SMACK all three off the apron! The Triangle soaks up the cheers and jeers before putting Jamie back in the ring. Thekla brings Jamie up, snapmares her down, then basement SUPERKICKS! Cocky cover, TWO! Thekla drags Jamie to the corner, tags Julia, and Julia runs up to LARIAT! Then she goes side to side to ELBOW Jamie down!
Julia snapmares Jamie to a cover, TWO! Julia is annoyed but she rains down fists. The ref reprimands, Julia stops, but then she sucker punches Windsor! And Shida, too! Julia then drags Jamie over, bumps her off buckles, and tags in Skye. Skye stomps Jamie around, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Skye stops at 4, then she brings Jamie up. Jamie fires forearms and CHOPS, but Skye THROWS Jamie down by her hair! The ref reprimands again but Skye rains down forearms. Skye snapmares Jamie, mule kicks her, then covers, TWO! Skye frowns but she stomps Jamie down. Skye tags Julia while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Skye whips Jamie into Julia’s grasp, and Skye BLASTS Shida & Windsor while Julia tags Thekla. Julia has Jamie in the TARANTULA, and Skye sends Windsor in for Thekla’s HANGING HEADSCISSORS! Skye runs up to DOUBLE SHOTGUN The Birds! The fans are torn but Thekla says that’s how the Triangle does it, baby! Thekla then aims to MISSILE- NO, Jamie gest under! Thekla lands out, but Jamie BOOTS her down! Jamie looks at Shida, Shida is hesitant, but Shida tags in! The fans cheer as Shida sends Theknla to the corner, then JUMP KNEES! Shida keeps moving, she BLASTS Skye! Julia ROCKS Shida back!
Julia storms in but Shida kicks her and whips her into Thekla! Shida KNEES them both in the corner! Then Shida puts Thekla sideways in the corner, reels Julia in, and she snap suplexes Julia into Thekla! The fans fire up as Shida then suplexes Thekla high and hard! Cover, TWO! Shida stands Thekla up, Thekla swings but Shida ROCKS her first! And ROCKS her again! Thekla wobbles, swings, but Shida catches Thekla for another forearm! Shida runs the ropes but Thekla mule kicks! Thekla SMACKS Shida, then she dodges a boot to DECK Shida! Thekla talks trash on Shida, then drags her up to tag in Julia.
Julia tags Skye, then tag back to Thekla. The Sisters of Sin hit the DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Thekla hits the bridge, and she aims for the SPIDER SPEAR! Cover, but The Birds CLOBBER The Sisters of Sin onto it! The fans fire up a Windsor DECKS Skye and Jamie HEADBUTTS Julia! The Birds drag Shida to safety, Windsor tags in, and she CLOBBERS Thekla! Windsor CLUBS away, then fires the fans up. Jamie steps in, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Basement LARIAT! And then Windsor lifts! Jamie runs up, but Skye trips Jamie! The fans boo but Skye sends Jamie into steel steps!
Thekla sends Windsor into buckles! Tag to Julia before Shida runs up, TAMASHII KNEE on Thekla! Skye SUPERKICKS Shida! Jamie is back to clinch and HAYTBREAKER! Julia runs up, slips around, SOLE FOOD! Julia kips up, but Windsor is there to whip Julia to ropes! Skye tags in before the SPINEBUSTER! Skye SUPERKICKS Windsor, then brings her up! Skye hops on, CODE- NO, Windsor pops free! Skye SUPERKICKS again, but Windsor HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up as Jamie joins in again, and they DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Then they set Skye up, and Jamie says let’s try this again!
Jamie runs the ropes, but Thekla slides in, BELT SHOT on Jamie!! No question that the ref saw that! The Triangle is disqualified!
Winners: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds, by disqualification
The Toxic Spider doesn’t care about this win, she just wants to do damage! Skye gets Windsor in a DRAGON SLEEPER! The ref stops Thekla from sing the title belt again, so Thekla just takes off her own belt! And she LASHES Windsor while Skye holds her down! More refs rush out here, but Julia MISTS the newbie in the face! Julia stomps away on Jamie, not caring about fines or consequences, either! The fans boo, and Shida is bailing on the Birds? Shida cares more about her chances in that Fatal 4 Way than anything else. But then Willow, Mina, and even Thunder Rosa rush out here! They chase The Triangle off with belts of their own!
The fans cheer as The Babe, the Fighting Gravure Idol & La Mera Mera save the day. But will Jamie make sure Thekla and Shida pay for this at Double or Nothing?
AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita!
They say “card subject to change,” and that is true even for the best in the world. Kazuchika Okada’s real family takes priority, but his Don Callis Family brother was more than happy to step up for this opportunity. Will The Alpha already have two belts by the time he and The Rainmaker battle over the International Championship? Or will Darby truly be relentless in his pursuit of being the best fighting champion in AEW history?
The introductions are made, THE belt is raised, and we see who goes to Double or Nothing on top!
Callis joins commentary to say that while Darby’s been breaking his own body, Konosuke has perfected “rejuvenation training,” aka relaxing on a beach and sipping sake! The bell rings, and Darby SHOTGUNS Konosuke out! Then Darby DIVES, but Konosuke catches him! Konosuke POSTS Darby, then THROWS him into railing! Konosuke THROWS Darby into the ring, the fans fire up for both guys, and Konosuke hurries to BOOT Darby off the apron! Darby falls in front of commentary but Konosuke gets him right back in the ring. Cover, ONE!! The fans rally as Darby shows his grit, but Konosuke snarls.
Konosuke drags Darby up, Darby fires forearms, but the ALPHA ELBOW knocks Darby down! The fans fire up while Konosuke looms over Darby. Konosuke stands Darby up, and THROWS him into a corner! Darby bounces off the buckles and is bleeding from the mouth already! Konosuke stands Darby up, hoists him up top, then he climbs up after him. But Darby BITES Konosuke, CLUBS him down, and leaps for a CROSSBODY, but he bounces off Konosuke! The fans fire up again as Konosuke whips Darby for a BACKDROP! Darby got serious hangtime there, and he flounders out of the ring. Darby coughs and sputters but the fans rally up.
Konosuke goes out after Darby but Darby SMACKS him! Konosuke KNEES low, KNEES him again and again and again! Konosuke KNEES Darby against the barriers, then refreshes the count. Konosuke whips Darby hard into railing! Darby sputters as he leans against the railing, but Konosuke positions the steel steps. Konosuke then fetches Darby, lines up a shot, but Darby fights the suplex! Darby CLAWS Konosuke’s back, then fires a shot. Konosuke DECKS Darby in return! Darby slumps against the steps, Konosuke runs up, but Darby dodges! Konosuke’s knees hit the steps and he tumbles over! Darby then runs up the steps to SHOTGUN Konosuke down!
The fans fire up while both men are down on the floor! Konosuke checks his knee before he crawls around, and Darby gets in the ring so he can build speed! Darby DIVES! Direct hit on Konosuke but Darby’s the one who hits the desk! The fans fire up while both men are down again, but Darby rises up to get Konosuke on the apron! Darby fires forearms, then goes up a corner! COFFIN- NO, Konosuke catches him for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB to the floor!! The fans go nuts again and Callis says that’s the end of Darby Allin, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The ref hurries to check Darby but Callis tells Doc Sampson to call it. Darby is somehow still in this, so Konosuke storms his way over. Konosuke drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, then paces around him. Konosuke runs the ropes to LARIAT! Darby flips inside-out, Konosuke covers him, TWO!! Darby still has fight inside but he’s also dazed. Konosuke clamps onto Darby with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Darby endures, even as Konosuke leans on him with his much-taller frame. Darby reaches out, fights around, and rises up, only for Konosuke to CANADIAN RACK BOMB! Darby sputters all over again while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Konosuke sits back as he watches Darby crawl to the apron. Konosuke storms his way over, but Darby RAMS low! Slingshot sunset flip, but Konosuke rolls through! Only for Darby to kick the legs out! Darby catches Konosuke to a GUILLOTINE! Konosuke endures the squeeze, fights up to his feet, and he powers out to THROW Darby! Darby lands out, fires shots, and RAMS low! Darby then hops on, but Konosuke stops Code Red! Konosuke swings Darby around, tucks him in, BASTARD DRIVER! And WHEELBARROW GERMAN! The fans fire up and Callis says that’s true power! Darby sputters again and Konosuke vows to end this.
Konosuke runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Then he hoists Darby up top, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans freak out already for the SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Callis is freaking out as much as the fans, and he protests the count! Konosuke is furious, but he aims for the WAGAMAMA KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Darby survives by nanoseconds, and Konosuke is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” but now CLØN rushes out here! He distracts the ref, and Callis hurries to take the Dynamite Diamond Ring off his finger to put it in Konosuke’s hands! Konosuke thinks about it, but The Alpha has honor!
The fans cheer as Konosuke wants to do this his way! But then Darby runs up, cradles, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, ALPHA ELBOW!! Darby is down, dazed, but still moving! Konosuke drags Darby up again, goes back to the corner and back to the top rope. The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Darby fights against the lift with headlock punches! Then he hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Konosuke staggers up, Darby leg scissors, steps through, LAST SUPPER!! TWO?!?! Konosuke escapes again, then bails out! So Darby just goes up top! SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Direct hit and both men are down again!
The fans are thunderous as Konosuke and Darby stir. A ring count climbs, Callis complains that some people just gotta follow directions and run the play! Coach Callis pulled Konosuke outta obscurity, Konosuke would do anything! Now he’s got some gold, some fame, and gets a mind of his own! Callis complaining aside, the ring count is climbing! Darby drags himself in at 9, but Konosuke YANKS him back out! That refreshes the count, and Konosuke vows to end this for real now. Konosuke points to the steel steps, and he drags Darby up onto them with a deadlift RAGING- NO, Darby knees Konosuke, turns things around, and FULL METAL SCORPION DEATH DROP!!!
The fans go nuts again while Konosuke writhes! Konosuke flops off the steps, Darby crawls into the ring, and Darby just climbs the corner again! SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Konosuke might be unconscious! Darby still hauls Konosuke into the ring, pushes him to a cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke survives and Darby is furious! But Darby just reloads, COFFIN DROP but onto knees!!! Ghost pin, TWO!!! Darby escapes but the WAGAMAMA KNEE finds him!! Konosuke hauls Darby up, but Darby pops free! Trip, step through, and SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Konosuke endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep!!
Callis says don’t even think about it! Konosuke almost does, but he bites his own thumb to ignore the pain in his back! Konosuke reaches out, crawls his way forward, and he fights to the ROPEBREAK!!! But Darby is right up top! COFFION DROP on the back!! Then Darby goes right back up, COFFIN DROP again!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
Callis is steaming, but Darby overcomes Konosuke to avenge that loss in the Continental Classic! But it also took so much out of him just to do it! Darby still asks for a mic and one is brought to him. Darby sits up against the ropes, has them cut his music, and he tells MJF to get his ass out here! There’s a contract MJF needs to sign! The ring crew hurries to bring in a table and some chairs for that very contract signing, and MJF makes his entrance. MJF reluctantly makes his way down the ramp, and both men meet at the table. Darby grins with blood still in hiss teeth, and he signs his part of the contract without hesitation, unlike MJF.
The fans already chant “BALD! BALD! BALD!” at MJF, and Darby pushes the contract to his side of the table. MJF grabs the pen, reaches out, but then steps away. MJF scratches his chin as he thinks on this, and the fans just chant, “BALD! BALD! BALD!” again. MJF takes a mic to say he’ll explain something to Darby, looking like he has rabies. But see, MJF is happy for Darby, he hopes Darby’s had fun holding MJF’s AEW World Championship. The fans boo that, but MJF says deep down, there is a small part of him, like the size of a North Carolinian p*nis small. That small part of MJF feels bad for Darby, because he’ll never hold this again!
Darby’s got about a good a chance of holding this title as Hangman Adam Page does again. MJF says guys like Darby are a dime a dozen, here today and gone tomorrow, stuntmen who burn the candle at both ends. In this life, people like all these fans here like to pretend that life is about making friends and family and children. The only thing that matters in life is your legacy. And Darby’s legacy will be that of the kid who had his 15 minutes of fame. They’ll pretend like Darby made a lasting impact, but the fact of the matter is, he hasn’t. He hasn’t! They’ll know deep down that Darby Allin was just a little pr*ck who got lucky.
They’ll know that Darby was too reckless and stupid to stay on top. And after May 24th, Double or Nothing, in that sh*thole of Queens, New York, y’know what MJF’s legacy will be? He’ll go down as the guy who became a THREE-TIME World Champion at just 30 years of age, unprecedented in this sport. And MJF will go down, when it’s all said and done, as the Greatest of All Time! THAT is the difference between them! Darby Allin brags about climbing a mountaintop. But when it comes to professional wrestling, Maxwell Jacob Friedman IS the mountaintop! The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. Darby tells MJF to SHUT UP!
Only someone like MJF who is so vain would think that the number one most important thing in this world is his legacy. Darby doesn’t care about legacy, he cares about living in the moment! And in this moment, Darby just wants MJF to sign the contract. Then at Double or Nothing, Darby makes Maxwell Jacob Friedman a BALLD HEADED B*TCH!! MJF frowns but the fans cheer that! MJF grabs the pen again, and with no choice, he signs on the dotted line! Then he TACKLES Darby! The fans boo as MJF beats up Darby after the war he went through with Konosuke! MJF CHUCKS an armchair outta the ring, FLIPS the table, then picks up his Dynamite Diamond Ring.
MJF puts the ring on his finger like always, then winds up to DECK Darby!! The fans boo but MJF just soaks it all up. MJF throws off his jacket, picks up the belt, and he stands over Darby with it. But then MJF isn’t done with Darby, he puts Darby on the top rope! MJF climbs up to join him, and drags Darby into position! But wait! Kevin Knight runs out here to chase MJF off! The Jet still owes The Scumbag a receipt, but it seems we’ll all have to wait on that. Will MJF still take back the title at Double or Nothing? Or will Darby keep the belt and take MJF’s dignity?
My Thoughts:
Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - 4 Corners Podcast (sports)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Nefarious Means
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - 30 Mindless Minutes
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast: The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history) Unidentified History (Ufology) & Game Gone Wrong (Game of Thrones Universe)
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
Powered by RedCircle
Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
-
Headline News6 days ago
Dark Side of the Ring season seven to premiere July 7 with three-part TNA/Jeff Jarrett episode
-
News7 days ago
WWE Backlash 2026 Sees Strong Advance in Tampa, But Fans Spar Over Ticket Prices
-
Indy Wrestling News4 days ago
BTS Attends CMLL at Arena Mexico as Místico Wears BTS Jacket
-
Results4 days agoMitchell’s WWE Backlash Results & Report! (5/9/26)


