Results
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/11/24)
The Aussie Arrow takes aim again!
Kyle Fletcher is not gonna stop!
In another defense of the ROH World Television Championship, Kyle Fletcher now takes on Angelico! Will Aussie Arrow shoot down the South Africa Stud?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zak Knight VS Jon Cruz; Zak wins.
- Tony Nese VS Marcus Kross; Nese wins.
- ROH World Television Championship: Kyle Fletcher VS Angelico; Kyle wins and retains the title.
- The Righteous VS Dave & Zane Dawson; The Righteous win.
- “The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson; The Savages win.
- Serpentico VS Cole Karter; Karter wins.
- Four Corner Survival: Queen Aminata VS Trish Adora VS Lady Frost VS Diamante; Aminata wins.
- Josh Woods VS LaBron Kozone; Woods wins.
- Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Robyn Renegade; Taya wins.
- Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering VS Brittany Jade & Emily Hale; Leyla & Rachael win.
- Four Corner Survival: Slim J VS Blake Christian VS Gravity VS Jack Cartwheel; Blake wins.
- Lee Johnson VS Christopher Daniels; Daniels wins.
- Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: Shane Taylor Promotions VS The Infantry; STP wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Zak Knight VS Jon Cruz!
#ZakZodiac got a great win in his ROH debut, and he looks to keep that momentum going! Will he keep on cruising as he moves through Cruz? Or will his win streak come to a grinding halt?
The Code of Honor is offered by Cruz, but then also denied by Cruz! Fans boo, the bell rings, and Zak SHOTGUN BOOTS! Fans fire up as Zak storms up to ROCK Cruz, fire off body shots, and an UPPERCUT! Zak then TOSSES Cruz across the way! Zak says “IT’S TIME!” and he UPPERCUTS Cruz off his feet! Cruz flounders, Zak stands him up to CHOP, and the fans “WOO~!” for that here in Charlotte, North Carolina! They want that “One More Time!” so Zak CHOPS again! And TOSSES Cruz again! Fans rally up as Zak storms up on Cruz, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Then he drops a knee on Cruz’s head!
Fans fire up as Zak reels Cruz back in, to suplex, stall, and then hold Cruz up with one hand! The fans fire up again, and Zak SLAMS Cruz down! Zak hears the fans want that “One More Time!” but Cruz doesn’t! Zak suplexes Cruz again, but Cruz fights free! Cruz goes to a corner, Zak warns him, and then storms up. Cruz pie faces Zak, but Zak swings back! Cruz dodges, but Zak blocks the rana! Zak gets Cruz up, Cruz fights free and CHOPS, but Zak doesn’t budge! Zak CHOPS Cruz off his feet! Zak runs, and he RANAS Cruz! Fans fire up because Zak’s a big dude, too! Zak reels Cruz in, gets him up, Canadian Rack, but Cruz fights free again!
Zak runs in but Cruz dropkicks the legs out! Zak hits buckles, Cruz runs in, HIP ATTACK! Cruz celebrates like he’s won already but the fans boo. Cruz drops a knee right on Zak’s face! Zak goes to a corner, Cruz throws body shots, but Zak shoves him away. Cruz runs up to HEADBUTT! Cruz digs his boots in, and flexes as he stands on Zak. The fans boo, but Cruz drags Zak to center so he can drop an AX HANDLE! Cover, TWO! Zak is still in this and the fans rally. Cruz fishhooks Zak’s nose, then traps an arm so he can chinlock. The fans rally, Zak fights up, but Cruz CLUBS away on Zak! Fans boo but Zak just frowns.
Cruz scuffs Zak, taunts Zak, but Zak CHOPS! Cruz ROCKS Zak! Cruz whips, Zak springboards and FLYING HAYMAKERS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Zak and Cruz stir as the standing count starts. Zak kips up and the fans fire up! Zak ROCKS Cruz with right hand after right hand! Zak whips, Cruz sunset flips, but Zak stays up to HIP DROP! Zak then goes up and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Cruz survives and Zak is annoyed. The fans rally behind Zak and he puts up his dukes. JAB, RIGHT, repeat! Zak fires big hands, UPPERCUTS, then fires off in the corner! The ref counts, Zak lets off, but Cruz BOOTS!
Zak stays up, runs back in but Cruz slips out! GAMANGIRI, then HOTSHOT! Cruz goes up, to SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Zak survives and shocks Cruz! The fans rally up, Cruz says he’ll do it again, from the other corner! Cruz climbs, fans rally again, and Zak stands. Cruz leaps, but Zak catches him! Zak pops Cruz around for the suplex! Then a roll through, “IT’S TIME!” Canadian Rack and SPLASH MOUNTAIN! Then the FIRE FIST!! Cover, Zak wins!
Winner: Zak Knight, by pinfall
Another big win and Zak keeps the Code of Honor by shaking Cruz’s hand. Will Zak “Zodiac” Knight have a title shot in his near future?
Tony Nese VS Marcus Kross!
No Mark Sterling around is surprising, but the Premier Athlete still has a mic to stop Bobby Cruise from talking. “These idiots already know who I am.” Nese tells Charlotte, NC that looking around, he realized that “this is the place that you wanna go to if you wanna be the largest you can possibly be. I mean, let’s be honest. We’ve got terrible places like Cookout. You’ve got terrible drinks like Cheer Wine. And you’ve got Bojangles!” And the way they cheer disgusts him. Normally, he’d be excited to come out here and try to help the fans. But the way that Nese has been treated lately, no. He will not help them, he’ll just whoop this poor Carolina boy’s ass all over this fat, disgusting city!
Fans boo and yet Nese still thinks Kross will give him the Code of Honor handshake? Kross does reluctantly, and the bell rings. The two circle, tie up, and Nese puts Kross in a corner. The ref counts, Nese lets off, then he RAMS into Kross! And ROCKS Kross with a left! Kross staggers, Nese soaks up the heat and he bumps Kross off buckles. Fans rally for Kross, as well as Cookout, but Nese stomps Kross and rains down fists! The ref counts, Nese lets off and soaks up the heat. Nese storms up but Kross throws body shots! And more shots! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! Fans fire up as Kross ROCKS Nese!
Kross whips, Nese reverses then trips Kross! Fans boo but Nese drags Kross out to the floor! Fans boo more but Nese just soaks it up. Nese taunts Kross using his eight pack, then ROCKS Kross! Nese puts Kross into the ring, stomps him down, and Nese brings Kross up. Kross throws hands, forearms, but Nese gets away. Kross storms up, into a throat chop! Then Nese HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Nese mocks the fans, gets back in the ring and LARIATS! Kross flounders, Nese gives him clubbing crossface forearms! Fans boo but Nese drags Kross into the body scissor squeeze. Kross endures, pries at the hold, and the fans rally up.
Kross pries the hold free, pulls on the toehold, but Nese slips around to a waistlock. Kross throws elbows, but Nese TOSSES him to the apron! Kross gets up, Nese storms over, but Kross RAMS into him! And slingshots up and over to sunset flip! Nese holds ropes to stay up, then KICKS Kross in the face! Nese then LIONSAULT FLOPS as Kross moves! Kross is in a corner, Nese runs up but Kross dodges to CHOP! Kross ROCKS Nese, whips, but Nese blocks! Nese ROCKS Kross, whips him, but Kross goes off Nese’s back! Kross mule kicks, front kicks, but Nese ducks the enziguri! Kross slips under, ducks and springboards to BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO!
Nese is still in this and he goes to ropes. Kross has the fans behind him, and he storms up on Nese. Kross drags Nese by a leg but Nese holds the ropes! The ref counts, Kross lets go, then storms up again. Kross waistlocks but Nese still holds ropes! The ref counts again, Kross lets go, but Nese cheap shots! Nese slips under, pump handle, PREMIER DRIVER! Cover, Nese wins!
Winner: Tony Nese, by pinfall
The Premier Athlete grins and then mockingly shakes Kross’ hand for the Code of Honor. Will Nese keep crunching opponents like he does his abs and get after some gold?
ROH World Television Championship: Kyle Fletcher VS Angelico!
The Aussie Arrow shot down Willie Mack in his first defense, but now has a South African Stud gunning for him! Will Kyle’s mission to make championship history come to an end right here? Or will he make it through the Queen City still on his throne?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the “proto-star” of ROH TV!
The Code of Honor is not upheld as Kyle kicks Angelico’s hand away, and the bell rings. The two tie up, Kyle wrenches Angelico’s arm, wristlocks, but Angelico wrenches through to slip in and cording hold. Kyle grabs the ropes, Angelico lets go, and fans cheer as the two reset. They tie up again, Kyle wrenches again, and pushes on that wristlock. Angelico spins, slips through, gets around, spins Kyle, then slips through again to arm-drag! Kyle comes back but into a sweep! Cover, ONE, but Angelico jumps the sweep! Fans cheer as Angelico does his Bernie Lean! Kyle says are we really dancing right now?
Kyle rushes in, Angelico slips around to waistlock but Kyle switches and whips. Kyle scoops to SLAM Angelico hard! Fans fire up, Kyle paces and then does his Bernie Lean. Fans boo, it’s not as good. Kyle drags Angelico up, fires off forearms over and over in a corner, but the ref counts. Kyle keeps going but lets off in a huff. Angelico checks his chin while Kyle paces. Angelico drags himself up, Kyle storms over but Angelico throws body shots and a CHOP! Kyle ROCKS Angelico, whips, scoops, but Angelico slips free to ENZIGURI! Kyle flounders and goes to a corner. Both men are down while fans rally up.
Kyle and Angelico rise, storm up on each other, and Kyle fires the first forearm! Angelico ROCKS Kyle right back! Then he bobs ‘n’ weaves to ROCK Kyle again! Angelico eggs Kyle on, fires off kicks, and the fans fire up with Angelico! Angelico whips, Kyle reverses but Angelico rolls off Kyle’s back. Kyle jumps the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cradle cover, TWO!! Kyle escapes and the fans rally up. Angelico puts Kyle on ropes, whips, but Kyle holds ropes to block. Angelico keeps trying, but then Kyle dumps Angelico out. Angelico stays on the apron, RAMS into Kyle, slingshots, but into a GAMANGIRI!
Fans rally with “Aussie Aussie Aussie!” as Kyle PLANCHAS, but Angelico dodges! Kyle rolls through but hobbles back up, and Angelico dropkicks legs out to send Kyle into the apron! The fans fire up while the ring count gets going. Angelico puts Kyle in, the fans rally and Angelico sunset flips! Then jackknife bridge! TWO!! Kyle escapes again, and he hurries to a corner. Angelico runs up, but Kyle BOOTS him! Kyle SUPERKICKS, then goes up the corner. Kyle gets that bad leg moving, so he can FLYING CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Angelico survives and Kyle grows frustrated. The fans rally as Angelico goes to a corner now.
Kyle aims, “Aussie Aussie Aussie!” as Kyle runs up to GAMANGIRI! Then Kyle puts Angelico up top to UPPERCUT! Kyle climbs up, stands Angelico on the very top, for a SUPER- NO, Angelico slips free to ENZIGURIR! Then BIG back suplex! Angelico hurries to step through, LA CASITA! TWO!?!? Kyle narrowly escapes and the fans fire up! Angelico gets the legs, steps through, NAVARRO DEATH ROLL!! Kyle endures, claws at the mat, and Angelico puts as much pressure as he can, but Kyle gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, the fans cheer, and Angelico grows frustrated. Angelico stalks Kyle, drags him up by the wrists, and turns him.
Kyle fights through, half nelsons but Angelico breaks free but Kyle reels him back in! HALF ‘N’ HALF! Angelico ends up on ropes, Kyle runs up, BLINDSIDE CALF KICK!! Then Kyle reels Angelico in, for the TIPTOE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Kyle wins!
Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall (still ROH World Television Champion)
Two defenses, two victories, and Kyle is just getting started! Will no one hit the bull’s eye on the Aussie Arrow’s back?
Backstage interview with…?
Lexi Nair was supposed to talk with The Peacock, Dalton Castle, but she has yet to find him. Wait. He’s calling to Lexi? He’s here? Where? Lexi finds him in an open road case! Covered in crumbs! He struggles to get out of the case so he tells Lexi to turn him around. Lexi moves a piece of cheese of his shoulder and says he has not been himself lately. Oh? What makes her say that? Well, what’s going on? What do you think is going on? He’s being toyed with! He still hasn’t slept, and all he wants to do is SMASH Johnny TV’s face in! SMASH! He went to the Board of Directors, asked for a match with Johnny, and they said yes.
Well that’s great! Yes, but that’s only if Johnny agrees to it, which he wont’ do. Cuz he’s a jerk. Well, yes… And full of himself! Yes, that, too. But maybe if Castle went to Johnny and had a polite, mature conversation with him, a real man to man, heart to heart talk- Oh, and somehow give Johnny a reason to have the match? Yes, exactly! Wait, is Castle eating cheese that’s inside his outfit? But Castle has the lightbulb moment, and says LEXI can talk to Johnny! Johnny likes Lexi, so she can ask Johnny to fight Castle. Please? Please? Castle needs this. Castle needs to smash Johnny’s face. Lexi agrees, Castle thanks him, and he says he’ll stay here.
Castle then gives Lexi some of his suit cheese. It’s warm… But will Johnny TV agree to this battle with The Peacock just because someone else asks?
Backstage interview with Shane Taylor Promotions.
Lexi is now with Lee Moriarty and Shane Taylor himself, and speaks on tonight’s main event, a tag rematch with The Infantry, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo. Now, Shane Taylor Promotions has beaten The Infantry twice already, but this will be different: Best 2 Out of 3 Falls! TAIGASTYLE asks for clarification: it’s two outta three falls? Yes. That means they get paid three times as much! Um, Lexi isn’t sure on that math. But Shane says it is a well-known fact he grew up in a military family. And his father taught him that a good general leads his soldiers into battle.
Shane tells the Infantry, every time you’ve stepped into battle against STP, Shane’s put one of you to sleep. Infantry must be gluttons for punishment. So tell you what: Best 2 Out of 3 Falls, Lee & Shane will beat that ass one more time, and we’ll see who the baddest soldiers in ROH really are. Lee stands at attention, but will he and Shane be the ones sent back to Boot Camp?
Serpentico VS Cole Karter!
#SNAKEMAN may have lost to the Ivy League MVP last week, but he and Angelico did get some payback backstage. Now the Diamond in the Rough is looking for payback on the payback, will he make Maria proud? Or will he end up snakebit instead?
The Code of Honor is rejected as Karter just kicks Serpentico low! The bell rings, Karter CLUBS away on Serpentico then whips corner to corner. Karter runs in, Serpentico BOOTS him away, then RANAS him! Serpentico runs to ELBOW Karter down! Fans fire up as Karter bails out, and Serpentico builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Karter! The fans rally with Serpentico as he puts Karter in. Serpentico GAMANGIRIS from the apron, goes up the corner, but Karter shoves him down! Fans boo but Karter soaks it up. Karter goes out to put Serpentico back in, and he rains down fists!
The ref reprimands about closed fists so Karter lets off. Fans rally for “SNAKE MAN! SNAKE MAN!” but Karter DROPKICKS him down! Karter soaks up more heat, then he brings Serpentico up. Serpentico throws body shots but Karter knees low. Karter looms over Serpentico, drags him up, and DROP- NO, Serpentico dodges! Karter staggers up, Serpentico dodges again to mule kick, forearm and SUPERKICK! Karter wobbles, into the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Serpentico fires up and the fans are with him! Serpentico calls his shot and he brings Karter up. Serpentico reels Karter in, but Karter fights the driver!
Karter back drops, Serpentico sunset flips, TWO! Karter knees low and hard, then brings Serpentico back up. Ripcord and JUMP KNEE! Then a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Serpentico shows his toughness and Karter grows frustrated. Karter pumps up, says this is for Maria, and he aims as Serpentico rises. Fans rally, Karter runs in but Serpentico gets around, roll-up and CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Karter survives but Serpentico drags him to a drop zone. Fans rally and Serpentico climbs, but wait! Maria is here! And so is Griff! Fans boo and Serpentico tells them to stay back. Serpentico leaps but Karter gets under!
Serpentico ELBOWS Karter, Karter distracts the ref talkinga bout his eye. Griff trips Serpetnico up! Karter rolls Serpentico up, holding the tights! Cover, Karter wins!!
Winner: Cole Karter, by pinfall
Griff then TACKLES Serpentico, he and Karter mug him! Angelico storms out here with a chair! Angelico is too chill to run down here, and that allows Maria and her boys to get away. Will Spanish Announce Project get proper revenge on Griff & Karter soon enough?
Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.
Lexi is now with Mr. & Mrs. Slam Town, and says it is great to have them both here. Taya’s been on fire since coming to ROH, Johnny says call the fire department! Lexi then talks with Johnny about Dalton Castle. This isn’t really her job, but Castle… smells like cheese? No, he asked Lexi to speak to Johnny about a 1v1 match with Castle. Johnny & Taya both laugh as Johnny says nope! He is Johnny TV, Castle is not TV ready! Do you think John Stamos would do a TV spot with “one of those goobers from Duck Dynasty? NO!” Taya asks, “Do you think Jennifer Anniston, queen, would do a TV show with those girls from, what was that called? Bad Girls Club? NO!”
They’re not TV ready, Castle isn’t either. If Castle had a show, it’d be called Not Ready, cuz he isn’t ready! But do you know who is TV ready? Taya is! Do you know who is ready for that Women’s TV Championship? Taya Valkyrie is! Then they both have a realization: T V! Taya Valkyrie!! OMG it’s practically meant to be! They hurry off all excitedly, and Lexi can’t even. Will Johnny & Taya both find themselves truly TV ready by taking those TV titles?
Four Corner Survival: Queen Aminata VS Trish Adora VS Lady Frost VS Diamante!
Speaking of that Women’s TV Championship and the coming opportunity, all four women here want their own spot at that title shot! Will it be the African Queen, the #AfroPunk, the Coolest Wrestler You Know or the Cuban Diamond who gains ground in the race?
The Code of Honor is upheld, but then Diamante and Frost strike first! They whip, but Adora and Aminata BOOT back! Adora and Aminata put Diamante and Frost out on the apron, then they each DECK Diamante and Frost! Fans fire up as Adora and Aminata circle, then they shake hands for the Code of Honor. They feel things out, knuckle lock, then Aminata swings. Adora catches her to hook the arms but Aminata fights the backslide. They spin around, fight for control, and the fans rally as they are evenly matched. But then Diamante sweeps the legs! Adora and Aminata sit down, and Diamante tips them over for a double cover! Frost breaks it just in time!
Frost dodges Diamante to SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE! Frost kicks Aminata and runs to ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Adora runs up but Frost gets around to waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Adora and Diamante are in the same corner, Frost goes corner to corner to HANDSPRING CANNONBALL! Fans fire up, Frost covers Adora, Aminata breaks it! Aminata wrenches Frost, reels her in, and FISHERMAN SCREWS! Diamante runs up to CLUB Aminata, then TEST DRIVE! Adora runs up to SCRAPBUSTER BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up, Frost ROUNDHOUSES Adora and sends her out!
Frost drags Diamante into a drop zone, stomps her, then stomps again and again! Frost steps on Diamante to go up top, but Aminata CLUBS her first! Aminata and Adora work together to DOUBLE POWERBOMB Frost onto Diamante!! Adora pushes Frost down to cover, but Aminata TOSSES her out! Aminata stomps Frost, goes up the corner herself now, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, Aminata wins!
Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall
The Queen smiles in Queen City as she takes a big win all for herself. Will she soon have her crowning moment with that ROH Women’s World TV Championship?
Backstage interview with The Infantry.
Lexi is with Captain Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo & Trish Adora to note the main event of the Best 2 out of 3 Falls tag match. Shane Taylor Promotions claimed not only will they beat The Infantry, but will be “the baddest soldiers” in ROH. Dean sighs, Adora rolls her eyes, and Carlie says no, no, no. He doesn’t like that part. That doesn’t sit well. Check this: with everything going on in ROH, the “top brass” wants to see who the best tag team is in ROH. Obviously, The Infantry’s name comes up in conversation. In order to prove this, The Infantry has been put in a tag match against two guys they don’t really like anyway.
STP, word on the street is, they had some harsh things to say, and Lexi just stood there and let them. Carlie will talk with her about that later, but here’s what Carlie knows. Shane talking about how he’s beat Infantry a bunch, that’s not how Carlie remembers it. There were like seven other people in that match, and he didn’t even pin Infantry. Sure, Shane won the 1v1, but this is Infantry here and now, that was back then. So what will Infantry do? What they always do: taking fools to Boot Camp. Pretty sure Lee and Shane have both been there before. Dean says in 2023, they said have no fear because the Infantry is here. In 2024, live in fear, because the Infantry is here.
Carlie says plain as day, copy that? Dean adds, “No no no, do you two b*tches copy that?” Peace, Lex. The Infantry heads out, will they march right through STP towards the Undisputed Kingdom and those ROH World Tag Team Championships?
Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.
Lexi is with Athena’s sidekick and Billie is excited! She has news: boss is out this week. Lexi is so ready for this! How long is Athena gone? Oh she’s in Houston training for stuff. Then they can party, pop bottles, go on adventures! They can minigolf, ride horses and go bowling! It’s endless and amazing1 she is so tired… Billie can’t pop bottles, she’s not old enough yet, but yeah, this will be great otherwise. They’ll make the most of it. But also, there are some important things they still need to do. Oh, of course! The ROH Women’s TV Championship. Yeah, Billie needs to go get this title. And no one else understands, that is her title. This is her tournament!
And at the end of the day, if you have a problem, she has some black Air Force 1’s with your name on it. Billie is ready to be a menace! No more fun and games! Except for her and Lexi’s fun. Yes! Lexi’s gonna call the minigolf place, let’s do this! Billie is ready to step out of the Fallen Goddess’ shadow and stand beside her as an equal, will she get her golden opportunity?
Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering VS Brittany Jade & Emily Hale!
The budding team of LEGIT Leyla & the Queen of Strong Smile has been on a roller coaster ride, but they’re looking to rise back up! Will they show Maria and all the other doubters that they can be friends and a force to be reckoned with?
The teams uphold the Code of Honor, though Emily seems reluctant to. The bell rings, and Emily pie faces Rachael! Emily taunts the fans, “That’s y’all’s girl?” Fans cheer yes, and then Rachael runs Emily over! Rachael then drags Emily up, tags Leyla, and Rachael whips Emily to a corner. Leyla runs in to ROCK Emily, sit her down, and runs back in to swinging DROPKICK! Leyla drags Emily out, runs up but Emily avoids the knee! Tag to Brittany and she fires off on Leyla! Fans fire up, Brittany runs but Leyla sweeps the leg! Tag to Rachael and they coordinate, ASSISTED SENTON! Cover, TWO!
Rachael keeps cool and she brings Brittany up. Rachael CHOPS Brittany, CHOPS her again, then CHOPS again! Brittany sputters, Rachael fireman’s carries but Brittany sunset flips. ONE and Rachael ROCKS Brittany! Tag to Leyla, GUT WRENCH PLEX to a LEGIT KNEE! Leyla tags Rachael back in, and Leyla sends Brittany into the BOSS WOMAN SLAM!! Cover, Rachael & Leyla win!
Winners: Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering, by pinfall
Hirsch & Ellering are rolling, but wait! Is that ABADON!? The Living Dead Girl fell just short of the TBS Championship, is she looking to take over ROH through the Women’s TV Championship Tournament?
Four Corner Survival: Slim J VS Blake Christian VS Gravity VS Jack Cartwheel!
Title chases are never-ending, so surely there’s a spot for the winner of this match! Will it be the Trustbusters’ main man, the All Heart high-flier, the Astronaut of Lucha or the amazing and aptly-named acrobat that takes one step closer to a title shot?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and Slim attacks Blake! Jack goes after Gravity while Slim bumps Blake off buckles. Jack whips Gravity right out of the ring, Slim tosses Blake, and now these two meet. The fans fire up as Jack asks, “You wanna see a cartwheel?” Slim DECKS Jack, he does not wanna see a cartwheel! Slim whips but Jack goes up and over and yes, he cartwheels! Fans fire up with Jack, he does the splits to duck Slim’s attack! Then he handspring RANAS, but Slim handsprings through! Slim taunts Jack, Jack says, “That’s MY s*it!” Jack runs in but Slim tosses him to the apron.
Jack blocks a punch to GAMANGIRI, then he flagpole planks to the leg sweep! Then a POMMEL ELBOW! Slim tumbles out of the ring, Gravity returns and he shoves Jack. Jack CHOPS, Gravity CHOPS, repeat! Fans fire up and ‘WOO~” as the CHOPS keep going. Gravity knuckle locks, CHPOS, then ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAGS! Things keep moving, Gravity handsprings to ARM-DRAG! Jack staggers up, Gravity dodges him to tilt-o-whirl and Russian roll into a KOJI KLUTCH! Jack endures, Blake stomps it apart fast! Blake brings Gravity up to whip, Gravity reverses, but then Gravity blocks a boot!
Slim runs in, Gravity ducks, the ENZIGURI hits Slim! Blake SUPERKICKS Gravity, then he runs up to get around Gravity and waistlock. Blake uses Gravity to LARIAT Slim, then he DRAGON SUPLEXES Gravity! Fans fire up and Blake stalks Gravity. Blake kicks Gravity out, dodges Jack to send him out, then Blake runs to FOSBURY FLOP ELBOW DROP DDT! Fans fire up and Blake ROCKS Slim with haymakers! Then a DROP- NO, Slim blocks to CATAPUT Blake into the POST! Slim hurries to put Blake in, climbs a corner, then FLYING REVERSE DDTS Gravity! Slim kicks Blake and reels him in.
Slim uses the cravat and the ropes to BACKFLIP DDT! Slim flexes, “Who’s the man now?!” Slim drags Blake up, whips him, but Blake reverses. Blake runs up but into a BOOT! Slim goes up to use the ropes, FLYING SCREW KICK! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Slim ROCKS him with a forearm. Slim fires forearms, whips corner to corner, then DECKS Gravity from the apron. Blake dodges Slim and ROCKS him with haymakers! Then CHOPS! Blake whips, Slim reverses but Blake handsprings, NEURALIZER HAYMAKERS! Those two are down inside, the fans rally up, and Blake kips right up!
Blake fires up, atomic drops and dropkicks the legs out! Slim goes to a corner, Blake runs up and blocks a boot. Blake puts the leg in the ropes, blocks the elbow and ROLLING ELBOWS Slim! Then a BASEMENT 619 to sweep the legs! Slim flounders away, but Jack is back! Jack gets Blake’s leg, to CARTWHEEL DRAGON SCREW! Slim staggers up, Jack gets his leg, CARTWHEEL DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up and Jack has targets in both corners! CARTWHEEL CANNONBALL for Blake! CARTWHEEL CANNONBALL for Slim! Jack is all fired up and he drags Slim up. Fireman’s carry, but Gravity attacks!
Gravity gets Jack up but Jack slips free. Gravity dodges, follows, and springboard CROSSBODIES! Cover, Blake breaks it! Blake whips Gravity, pops him up but Gravity goes over to rolling sunset flip! TWO and deadlift POWERBOMB! Cover, Jack breaks it! Fans fire up while Gravity is furious! Jack drags Gravity up to CLUB him, then he sends Gravity out. Slim DECKS Jack! Fans boo as Slim grins and mocks them. Slim brings Jack up but Jack fireman’s carries! Slim fights free, to cravat and SWINGING SLICED BREAD! Cover, Gravity breaks it! Gravity whips and SNAP POWERSLAMS!
Gravity puts Slim in a drop zone, space walks on him, then goes up the corner with a handstand, to PLANCHA! Cover, Blake DOUBLE STOMPS it! Blake blocks a kick, clinches and SPINEBUSTERS! Gravity and Slim bail out, Blake builds speed, but Jack is back to fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! And then the FOSBURY FLOP onto Gravity!! The fans are thunderous as Jack has Blake in a drop zone! But Slim YANKS Jack down! And LARIATS, knuckle locks, and goes up to FLYING DDT to the floor! Slim hurries up a corner, leaps, but Blake dodges to then DROPKICK! Fans fire up as Blake ties up the legs, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! Slim TAPS, Blake wins!
Winner: Blake Christian, by submission
After all that fast and furious action, to think it was a technical move that finishes this one off! Blake wins big, will he uses this momentum to go right after the gold?
Athena speaks.
“Helloooo~ minions! It is me, your Forever ROH Champ, your Minion Overlord, the Fallen Goddess, the Joshi Killer, The Alpha, but all around your favorite, Athena. And I know what you’re thinking: I haven’t been around, I left you high and dry, but guys, I’ve been wrestling on a broken nose, a dislocated kneecap, a sprained big toe. I deserve a vacation, too. I’m the one that’s been putting in the matches, banger after banger- SWITCH!” The trainees reply, “Yes, Minion Overlord.” Athena says she’s fought hurt time and time again because she is that damn good. And she- WAIT, NYLA ROSE IS HERE?!
The Native Beast sneaks right up on Athena because she ignores her trainees warning her! Athena brags about who she will continue to build up the wrestling community, because that is what the people deserve! Athena then looks over her shoulder and Nyla says, “Surprise, b*tch!” BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! The trainees rush up but Nyla throws one into another, fireman’s carries a third to SAMOAN DROP ’em, then SPEARS a fourth! Athena runs up to fire forearms, and says this is HER house! But then Nyla BEAST BOMBS Athena! What was that about her house? Don’t make her laugh.
Nyla storms out of the ring, shoves another trainee out, and says she’s going. BOO. The trainees run, but then Nyla grabs a door! Nyla rips it off the hinges, and says they’re gonna do some redecorating here! Nyla puts the door across the railing and apron like a bridge, and asks “Who’s the Minion Overlord now?” CHOKE SLAM through the door!! Nyla asks where all that noise is now! The Native Beast is coming for the top spot in ROH, will she take it from the Fallen Goddess’ broken body?
Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: Shane Taylor Promotions VS The Infantry!
Both sides have spoken, but now it’s time for action! Will Big Bad Shaney T. Boy & #TAIGASTYLE keep adding on the wins? Or will Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo prove they’re the baddest tag team today?
The Code of Honor is NOT upheld as STP takes a swing! The Infantry dodge, the bell rings, and the Infantry fires haymakers! Then Dean clotheslines Lee up and out while Carlie DROPKICKS Shane out of the ring! The Infantry then takes aim, and they DOUBLE PLANCHA! STP falls and the fans fire up with The Infantry. Carlie says no more games, he tells Dean to “get his big ass up.” The Infantry double whips Shane hard into railing! The Infantry then storms up on Lee, they put him in the ring, and Carlie slingshots to somersault and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Carlie drags Lee up and RAMS him into the corner!
Carlie JABS, JABS and JABS Lee, then tags Dean. Infantry double whips, double wrenches, then drop, trip, and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this but Dean stays on him with a wrench and wristlock. Tag to Carlie, Dean kicks low and Carlie goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Carlie wrenches Lee’s arm, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, then CLUBS the arm. Tag back to Dean, he climbs up and Carlie wrenches. Dean AX HANDLES the arm now, then he brings Lee around. Dean CLUBS Lee, Lee resists the whip, so Dean kicks low. Dean ROCKS Lee, wrenches him, and tags Carlie back in.
Dean scoops Lee, BACKBREAKER to the KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Lee survives, but Carlie BOOTS Shane off the apron for good measure. Carlie drags Lee up, Dean joins in, they mug Lee then clinch. Carlie runs but Shane trips him! Lee waistlocks Dean, Shane ROCKS Carlie and Lee GERMAN SUPLEXES Dean! Shane whips Carlie hard into railing! Carlie writhes, Lee tags Shane in, and Shane paces around while Lee fetches Carlie. Lee puts Carlie in, Shane runs up to KNOCKOUT FIST!! Cover, STP get the first fall!
STP: 1; Infantry: 0
The critical first point goes to Shane’s team, and he fires off on Carlie in a corner. Lee whips Dean hard into railing! Fans fire up as Shane keeps on Carlie. Shane claws Carlie’s face, the ref counts, but Shane lets off at 4. No sense in giving Infantry a free fall via disqualification. Shane CHOKES Carlie on the ropes, dares Carlie to smile now, then lets off at 4. Shane talks trash on the fans, but Carlie JABS! JABS! And JABS! Shane swings, Carlie dodges, but not the SOUTHPAW! Cover, TWO!! Carlie survives, Shane is annoyed, and Shane eggs Carlie on. The Infantry wanted this, didn’t they? Shane hauls Carlie up and Carlie throws body shots!
Shane HEADBUTTS Carlie down! Shane drags Carlie up again, scoops him and taunts Dean. Shane flips Dean off even, but Carlie slips free to send Shane into buckles! Lee tags in, Carlie hot tags Dean! The Captain rallies on STP and the fans fire up! Dean KNEES Shane, LARIATS Lee, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to float-over DDT! Dean kips up, the fans fire up, and Dean runs up on Lee in a corner, BIG back elbow! Dean keeps moving, but Lee follows, only for Dean to dodge! Carlie BOOTS Shane off the apron, then Dean fireman’s carries Lee! Carlie goes up, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the GORF SPLASH! Then Dean goes up to FROG SPLASH! Cover, Infantry scores!
STP: 1; Infantry: 1
Fans fire up as we’re all tied up, and now Carlie says let’s hit ’em with the deal! Dean agrees and he hauls Lee up. Dean underhooks but Lee fights free of the Jay Driller! ENZIGURI! Carlie runs up, shoots around, pop ‘n’ lock ROLLING ELBOW! Fans fire up but Shane’s back! Shane blocks a boot to KNEE Carlie, then clinch for the URENAGE! But Dean BOOTS and GERMAN SUPLEXES Shane?!? All four men are down and the fans fire up again! Dean flounders, Lee stirs, and the fans rally up. Lee stands, runs in, and BOOTS Dean! Lee keeps moving, corner to corner for another BOOT!
Lee clinches to BULL- BACKBREAKER from Dean! Dean turns it around, tags Carlie, but Shane tags in, too! They throw forearms back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans fire up! Carlie gets the edge, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT! Carlie stays up and rebounds, to bob ‘n’ weave and CARLIE CROSSOVER! Down goes Shane and Carlie covers, TWO!! Shane survives and Carlie shouts to Captain Dean! Tag and Infantry sets up, for the BOOT CAMP!! Cover, LEE BREAKS IT! Fans fire up as Lee saves Shane, but Carlie whips him. Lee reverses to send Carlie to the apron. Lee BOOTS Carlie, but Dean DUMPS Lee!
Dean runs corner to corner at Shane, but Shane catches him!! URENAGE!! Lee tags back in and he takes aim, BIG BOOT in the corner! Lee roars, suplexes, THE FANG!! Shane CLOBBERS Carlie for good measure while Lee covers, STP wins!
Winners: Shane Taylor Promotions, 2-1, by pinfall
That was as hard hitting as expected, and Shane Taylor Promotions puts money where their mouths are! Will they soon have those tag titles, too?
My Thoughts:
A really good ROH, but I am disappointed that the streamer’s runtime said 90 minutes but then it ended up being a two hour episode. All the more reason I skipped stuff that didn’t really matter. Probably could’ve skipped Nese, too, but whatever. Really good TV title match for Kyle and Angelico, and of course Kyle retained. And good story stuff, Griff helping Karter cheat Serpentico then Angelico coming to make the save. The tag match should probably have a stipulation on it to do away with all the cheating and such. And great Fatal 4 Way matches tonight, I didn’t think Aminata would win as quickly as she did. And great win for Blake, I suspect a match with Kyle Fletcher in the following weeks.
Good promo from Billie hyping herself up for that Women’s TV Championship tournament, and great promo from Athena and Nyla turning that into an on-location brawl. Nyla is definitely Athena’s next challenger, but I would think Athena finds a way to win. It’d be harsh for Athena to lose so soon after that epic match against Billie. And great surprise of Abadon showing up in ROH to add some star power to the Women’s TV Championship tournament. Really good stuff out of Castle, Johnny TV and Taya. Castle has always been great but his disheveled phase has been really fun. I also like that Taya & Johnny put it together for themselves that Taya’s initials have been “TV.” Pretty sure the incentive for Johnny facing Castle is a shot at a title, either World TV or World Championship, aka the Continental Crown.
Really good showing from Big Shotty Lee Johnson against Christopher Daniels, kinda wish I’d covered that one. But then really great tag team main event. It could’ve been better for Best 2 Out of 3, though of course they pushed it to the third fall. Good win for STP, but I would think a Face team faces The Kingdom for the titles first. This all still speaks to the problem of Tony Khan not putting his ROH title holders on ROH TV. Athena’s the only champion that showed up tonight and that was via video. Even Eddie Kingston, now that he is Triple Crown Champion, still needs to be on ROH TV in the New Year, if Tony would book him.
My Score: 8.6/10
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NJPW PPV Results
Mitchell’s NJPW Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (5/4/26)
Wrestling Dontaku, Night Two!
Can the Prince slay the Rampaging Dragon?
Callum Newman won the New Japan Cup, won THE IWGP Heavyweight Championship, but can he survive his first title defense against Shingo Takagi?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kickoff – Masatora Yasuda VS Taisei Nakahara; Yasuda wins.
- NJPW World Television Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Chase Owens; Konosuke wins and retains the title.
- Ryusuke Taguchi & Tatsuya Matsumoto VS Gedo & Daiki Nagai; Gedo & Daiki win.
- OSKAR & Yuto-Ice VS Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma; Oskar & Yuto win.
- 10 Man Tag: Hontai VS House of Torture; Hontai wins.
- Yuya Uemura & Taichi VS Ryohei Oiwa & Hartley Jackson; Yuya & Taichi win.
- 8 Man Tag: The Unbound Company VS The United Empire; Unbound Company wins.
- IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS El Desperado & Mistico; win and
- NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Bishamon & Bolten Oleg VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare; win and
- IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Callum Newman VS Shingo Takagi; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
NJPW World Television Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Chase Owens w/ Yujiro Takahashi!
Although the Alpha is preparing for his match with Kazuchika Okada at AEW Double or Nothing, he must still fulfill his duties as a champion in NJPW! But will Konosuke still be the star of NJPW World? Or will the Lonestar Outlaw steal the spotlight?
But as Konosuke reaches ringside, Chase runs up! Konosuke avoids his wrecking ball dropkick to then fire forearms! They go back and forth but Konosuke ROCKS Chase! Konosuke stalks Chase around the way, ROCKS him again, and again! Chase KNEES low, then whips, but Konosuke stops short of the railing. Konosuke pops Chase up to SMACK off the railing, then DDTS him on the floor! The fans cheer as Konosuke then drags Chase up and puts him in the ring. The bell sounds and we’re on the clock! Konosuke brings Chase up, headlocks, but Chase endures the grind. Chase pulls hair to power up and out, but Konosuke drops down on the dropdown!
Konosuke has the headlock again, and he grinds Chase down. The fans rally as Chase fights up, and he KNEES low! Chase KNEES Konosuke again, then headlocks in return. Konosuke powers up and out, then hurdles, drops down, and DROPKICKS! The fans cheer as Konosuke then hits another headlock takeover. Chase pulls hair but the ref reprimands. Konosuke grinds the hold but Chase rolls to a cover, ONE! They stand up, and Chase pulls hair again to put Konosuke on the ropes. The ref counts, Chase lets go slowly, but he BOOTS the ropes to jam Konosuke up! Konosuke sputters as he slumps outside, and Chase WRECKS him with a dropkick!
The fans are torn as Chase goes out to bring Konosuke up. Chase scoops to then HOTSHOT Konosuke off the railing! Konosuke coughs and sputters again, but Chase SMACKS him off the apron. Chase drags Konosuke up to the apron now, and he cravats for a SNAPMARE DRIVER on the apron! The fans applaud while Chase puts Konosuke in the ring, then covers, TWO! The fans cheer more as Konosuke stays in this. Chase argues the count but the ref defends it was fair. Konosuke sits up but Chase runs in at the corner for a forearm smash! Then a short arm LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Konosuke shows his grit but Chase just grins.
The fans rally up again as Chase paces around Konosuke. Chase drags Konosuke up, fireman’s carries, but Konosuke fights free. Konosuke ROCKS Chase, but Chase ROCKS Konosuke back! Konosuke ROCKS Chase again, but Chase fires back! They go back and forth until Chase CLAWS Konosuke’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Chase runs, into a BOOT! Konosuke whips, Chase reverses, but the TAKESHITA LINE finds him! The fans cheer while Chase goes to a corner. Konosuke runs in and JUMP KNEES! Then clinch and EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans applaud as Chase toughs it out, but Konosuke stays calm.
Konosuke stand Chase up, but Chase fights the lift. Chase CLUBS away, then headlock punches! The ref reprimands, but Konosuke keeps Chase from running the ropes! Chase ROCKS Konosuke for it, then eggs him on. We pass five minutes as Konosuke ROCKS Chase! The fans rally up as Chase fires back! Konosuke staggers to ropes, but he comes back to ROCK Chase! Chase fires fast hands, but Konosuke fires boxing elbows! ROLLING- BACK ELBOW from Chase! Chase cravats but Konosuke powers out! Chase blocks a shot to C-TRIGGER! Then he avoids the boot to I HATE YOUR FACE KNEE! Cover, TWO! Konosuke stays in this but Chase stays on him.
Chase wrenches and hammerlocks, but Konosuke ducks High Noon to spin Chase for a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Konosuke roars as he rises, and then he gator rolls Chase into a suplex! Chase fights the rest, then bails out! Chase hobbles around the way but Konosuke pursues! HELLUVA KICK against the railing! Konosuke then brings Chase around to APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans rally as Chase crawls, but Konosuke drags him back outside, for another APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans cheer while Konosuke shoves Chase inside, but Yujiro gets a PIMP CANE CHEAP SHOT on Konosuke!
The fans boo Tokyo Pimp as he puts Konosuke in, the ref none the wiser! Konosuke drags himself up at the ropes, but Chase runs up for C-TRIGGER! Then he wrenches, hammerlocks, and HIGH NOON LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! The fans cheer as Konosuke survives! Chase is frustrated but he drags Konosuke up and tucks him in! But Konosuke wrenches free, slips around, only for Chase to grab the ref! Konosuke can’t suplex them both, and Chase sends Konosuke into the ref! The fans boo but now Yujiro storms in so he can stomp away on Konosuke! Yujiro then sets Konosuke up for Chase, but SHOTA UMINO is here!
Shota DECKS Chase, then ROCKS and ROLLING ELBOWS Yujiro! The fans cheer as The Roughneck has evened things up for The Alpha! Shota even cheers Konosuke on, only for the rest of the House to attack! Sho, Kanemaru, Ren, and Dick all stomp Shota, but Konosuke hurries to shield his ally! And then HONTAI rushes out here! Wolf, Yano, Yoh, Wato & Tiger Mask all go after The House! They’ve all got their match later tonight, so this ends up a rather interesting warm-up! The fans cheer as Hontai drags The House out of the ring, and even gets Don Fale, to then gather them all at the ramp side!
The fans cheer Konosuke as he builds speed, and Konosuke FLIES! Air Alpha brings down The House! The fans cheer again as Konosuke gets Chase in the ring while Hontai takes the rest of the House to the back! And we’ve finally hit ten minutes! Konosuke checks on the ref, and then deadlifts him into the ring. The fans cheer, but Chase is up to something! Konosuke ducks the punch, BLUE THUNDER- SPUR KNUCKLE PUNCH!!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but Chase hides the evidence quickly. Chase vows to end it now, and he drags Konosuke back up. C-TRIGGER POINT BLANK! Then he brings Konosuke around to tuck him in!
Chase lifts for LAST TES- NO, Konosuke fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Chase sunset flips! Konosuke rolls through, WAGAMAMA KNEE!! Konosuke then aims from a corner, WAGAMAMA KNEE AGAIN!! Konosuke then hauls Chase up for RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (still NJPW World Television Champion)
The House of Torture tried and failed to cheat this one away, this is still The Alpha Show! But wait, the lights go down! A video on the tron shows that same mysterious man in suit and mask from last time. He walks into the backstage area of this very arena, but who is it? Where are they going? What do they want? Wait, now they’re IN THE RING! And they CLOBBER Konosuke with some big satchel! WHO IS THIS?! They take off the mask, and IT’S SANADA! The Cold-Blooded Snake is STILL in NJPW! And he drags Konosuke right up for the DEADFALL!! Sanada leaves with a word, but his intent is now clear. Will he make himself the star of NJPW World?
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS El Desperado & Mistico!
The Ichiban Sweet Boys only just took these titles back, but they’re already putting them back on the line! Will the Sniper of the Skies & Japanese Young Punk outdraw The Rogue Luchador & The Talisman? Or will these titles soon go internacional?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which team is truly mighty!
NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Bishamon & Boltin Oleg VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare!
Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi may have failed to take the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships, and the big man from Kazakhstan may have failed to take the NEVER Openweight Championship, they still stand together as trios champions. But will these titles still belong to Bishamon & BARS? Or will Ospreay lead the Dominator & Mauler to victory for the United Empire?
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Callum Newman VS Shingo Takagi!
From youngest man to win the New Japan Cup to youngest man to win this title, The Prince has proven himself as a powerful wrestler. But to prove himself as truly worthy of this title, he must make it through his first defense. A former heavyweight champion in his own right, will the Rampaging Dragon soon stand atop the mountain? Or will he suffer the Prince’s Curse?
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ACKNOWLEDGE the contract signing!
With the World Heavyweight Championship match set for Backlash, all that’s left is for Roman Reigns and Jacob Fatu to sign the contract!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Finn Balor VS JD McDonagh; JD wins.
- PENTA & Je’Von Evans VS Rusev & Ethan Page; Rusev & Ethan win.
- Austin Theory w/ The Vision VS Joe Hendry; Hendry wins, by disqualification.
- The Ruler’s Open Challenge: Oba Femi VS Otis w/ The Alpha Academy; Oba wins.
- Six Man Tag: Los Americanos VS Los Hermanos Americanos; Los Hermanos Americanos win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Roman Reigns arrives backstage.
And Adam Pearce catches him right as he exits the car. The Raw General Manager knows Roman is heated from last week but they need to discuss things first. Roman says first off, no, he wants to know where Jacob Fatu is at. And second, don’t you hear the fans already cheering for him? Hit his music! Pearce tries to calm Roman down but has to shout at him first. Jacob Fatu is not here… yet. But Seth Rollins is! Architect and Tribal Chief stare down, and Rollins says Roman is in his way. Roman steps aside, and Rollins’ song hits first! The fans in Omaha, Nebraska sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins heads to the ring.
But then BRON BREAKKER CLOBBERS ROLLINS! Bron HAMMERS away on Rollins, drags him around, and throws hockey scrum body shots! Bron CLOBBERS Rollins again, then stands him back up so he can gorilla press him! Bron drops Rollins on barriers! Rollins falls back, sputters, but security and producers hurry out here. Bron THROWS security around! Then he drags Rollins up to RAM him into steel steps! Adam Pearce shouts at Bron but Bron drags Rollins into the ring! The refs get Bron to back off, producers check on Rollins, but then Bron breaks through to slip into the ring! SPEAR!!
Bron looms over Rollins while the fans bark. Rollins coughs and sputters while Bron tells him this is just a taste. Bron takes his leave, the damage done. But will he do even worse when the match is on for Backlash?
Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.
Liv Morgan says that Stephanie Vaquer is injured, no worrying about her anymore. But now to talk about the not so good news. Like what the hell was Finn doing in here last week?! Roxie doesn’t know, he must be delusional. Liv says she’s not worried about Finn, JD McDonagh finishes this tonight. Liv is worried about Roxie. Why did Finn think it was okay to talk to Roxie? Why didn’t Roxie tell them about it? Why did Liv have to watch it through Netflix to learn about what’s going on? Roxie says she didn’t mention it because she made it clear to Finn. She told him to get out and never come back. But Liv’s right, Roxie should’ve said something.
But don’t worry! Roxie’s loyal to Judgment Day, they know that. Yes, Liv is glad to hear that, because she believes in Roxie. Roxie & Raquel are going to be the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, they just can’t let anything get between the family. Promise Liv that you won’t keep secrets, Roxie. Roxie promises. Promises what…? That she will never keep any secrets from Judgment Day. Good. So they ready? Liv, Dom & JD head out, and Raquel pats Roxie on the head. But will things be (not) fine for Judgment Day?
Finn Balor VS JD McDonagh w/ Dominik Mysterio!
Raw returns as The Irish Ace makes his entrance, Dirty Dom by his side. The bell rings, the two tie up, and JD wrenches to wristlock. JD YANKS the arm, but the fans taunt him as “BOBBLEHEAD! BOBBLEHEAD!” Finn rolls, wrenches, but JD wrangles Finn back down. JD puts on the pressure but Finn kips up to wrench, slip through, and headlock. JD powers up but can’t power out as Finn holds on tight! JD endures, rolls to a cover, ONE! JD headscissors, Finn kips free, and Finn arm-drags! Finn grinds JD with the armlock, but JD fights up. JD rolls, powers Finn to ropes, but the ref counts.
JD backs off slowly, but Dom trips Finn up! The fans boo Dom but then JD RAMS Finn! Dom flexes and soaks up the heat while JD RAMS Finn more. JD lets off so he can soak up heat, then he stalks Finn to another corner. JD CHOPS, then he whips corner to corner. Finn goes up and over to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Finn warns Dom, but JD turns things around. Finn dodges JD to CHOP him back! Cover, TWO! Finn drags JD up, brings him around, and gives some Latino Heat! JD wrenches free but Finn ducks JD’s lariat to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Finn keeps his eyes on Dom, then goes back to JD.
JD drop toeholds Finn, then runs to drop the leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Finn goes to ropes but JD KICKS his leg! JD KICKS the leg again, then puts the leg on ropes. JD drops a KNEE on the knee! Finn writhes, the fans boo, but Dom applauds as JD YANKS the bad leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! JD then drops an ELBOW on the leg, then clamps on a toehold. Finn endures, kicks JD in the back, and the fans rally as both men stand. JD storms up on Finn, whips, but Finn reverses. JD sunset flips, Finn rolls through and basement DROPKICKS! JD goes to ropes, Finn LARIATS him up and out! The fans fire up as Finn builds speed, but Dom trips him up again!
The fans boo as Finn shouts at Dom, but JD CLOBBERS Finn! Finn tumbles out of the ring, but here comes Roxie! The fans boo Judgment Day as Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and Finn fights up in the headlock. Finn fires body shots, and now the rest of Judgment Day hurries out here. JD CLUBS Finn, whips him, but Finn goes up and- NO, JD catches Finn on the over, but Finn holds onto the ropes! JD pries Finn free, but Finn slips down to dragon sleeper! EYE OF THE HURRICANE! The fans cheer Finn on, but he’s all alone ringside now that it is 5v1! JD and Finn rise up, but Finn ROCKS JD! And ROCKS him again! And again, and again! Finn whips and BACKDROPS JD! JD flounders, Finn trips him to DOUBLE STOMP! The fans cheer Finn as he flexes!
Finn drags JD up, whips him to ropes, but JD reverses. Finn comes back to SLINGBLADE! The fans cheer as Finn aims from a corner. But Dom gets on the apron! Finn DECKS Dom, JD rolls Finn, TWO! JD swings, Finn dodges and CHOPS! Finn runs, but into the SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Finn survives but just barely! Finn goes to the apron while the fans rally harder and harder. JD storms over, but Finn RAMS into him! Then GAMANGIRIS! Finn goes up, up, but Raquel distracts the ref! Dom shakes the ropes, and Finn falls! The ref realizes something is wrong, so she EJECTS Dom! The fans cheer as things are a bit more even now.
Liv & Dom are upset but JD still drags Finn to a drop zone. JD goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS, but onto knees! Cover, TWO! Finn hurries to SLINGBLADE JD again! The fans rally for Finn while the ladies of Judgment Day coach JD. Liv gets on the apron, but the ref tells her to back off. Liv sneaks something to Roxie! The bell hammer!? Finn SHOTGUNS JD! Roxie has the bell hammer to CRACK Finn!! The fans boo but JD HEADBUTTS Finn! JD falls on the cover, JD wins!
Winner: JD McDonagh, by pinfall
Roxie proves her loyalties by doing Liv’s dirty work, and JD finally gets a win over his old mentor. Is there no hope for Finn against this many enemies?
Backstage interview with Seth Rollins.
Jackie Redmond apologizes to The Architect for bothering him, as he is clearly in pain after that vicious assault from Bron Breakker. But what does this mean for Backlash. Will Rollins be okay? Rollins says Backlash is in five days, he’ll be fine. Rollins told “the kid” last week, that if you take your shot, you better be able to finish the job. Rollins ain’t dead yet. Rollins storms off, will he be able to game plan a way to get around Bron’s speed, strength, and ruthless aggression?
The Vision regroups backstage.
Bron Breakker says he couldn’t let Rollins go to the ring and get on the mic to bore us all to death. He can’t stand listening to that guy! He’s like a duck! “Quack, quack! I’m the best wrestler in the world! Quack!” Austin Theory joins in, “Lemme sing my song! Quack quack!” Paul Heyman walks in and says, “Is Seth Rollins still breathing?” Bron says yes, he is. Logan Paul says one guy who won’t be is Joe Hendry! Logan’s gonna beat him to a pulp! Logan swears to God, let him get his hands on Hendry and he’ll hospitalize him permanently! PLEASE! Heyman says that’s why tonight, Logan is not fighting Joe Hendry. W-What?!
Heyman says Bron almost got suspended again, Brock Lesnar retired on us, and if Logan were to get his hands on Hendry, he’ll be put in jail for what he does to him! That’s why tonight, it is Joe Hendry VS Austin Theory. Theory says it’s alright, Maverick. If Logan wants Hendry smacked around, Theory will smack him around. If Logan wants Hendry hurt, Theory will hurt him. He’ll put the Pressure on Hendry, and Logan can just watch. Bron says relax, you’re THE Logan Paul. Vision will get ’em all, one by one. They fist bump on that, but will The Vision all be turned into believers soon enough?
PENTA & Je’Von Evans VS Rusev & Ethan Page!
After the multiple blindsides the past few weeks, he WWE Intercontinental Champion and the Young OG team up against some common enemies in The Bulgarian Lion and All Ego! But will the power of #CeroMiedo see them through? Or will Rusev CRUSH while Ethan steals everyone’s smile?
Raw returns as Rusev makes his entrance, followed by Ethan’s. The teams sort out and Evans starts against Rusev. They circle while the fans rally, and Rusev picks Evans up! Rusev RAMS Evans into the corner, RAMS him again and again, but stops as the ref counts 4. Rusev snarls, ROCKS Evans, then CLUBS him on the back. Evans flounders but Rusev stands him up. Rusev whips, Evans stops himself and BOOST back! Evans ROCKS Rusev with haymaker after haymaker! Evans runs, but Rusev ELBOWS him down! The fans boo but Rusev stalks Evans to a corner. Rusev drags Evans up by his hair, then tags Ethan.
The fans boo more as Ethan and Rusev mug Evans. Ethan says see, they’re a team! Ethan drags Evans up but Evans CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but Ethan takes a swing. Evans ducks that to DECK Ethan! Then he ROCKS Rusev, too! Ethan runs up, Evans wrenches and kicks! Evans snap suplexes, kips up, and does the Penta swagger! The fans cheer while Evans taunts Rusev. Evans whips, Ethan reverses, but Evans grabs ropes to stop himself. Ethan runs up, Evans flips up and over, tag to Penta! Ethan runs up again but into Penta’s GAMANGIRI! Evans adds a DROPKICK! Penta GAMANGIRIS Ethan again!
Penta sits Ethan down, then headstands for the SWINGING DROPKICK! Rusev runs up, but Penta & Evans dodge to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Then Penta gives Evans the boost to RANA Rusev! Rusev tumbles out, Evans PLANCHAS, and down goes Rusev! Ethan grabs Penta by the mask, reels him in, but Penta wrenches out! Half nelson, pump handle, PENTA DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Ethan survives but sputters while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Rusev UPPERCUTS Penta! The fans rally for Penta as Rusev whips corner to corner and SPLASHES! Penta tumbles outside but Rusev goes out after him. Rusev puts Penta back in, but Penta triangle jumps to LARIAT! Rusev is down and Penta crawls! The fans rally harder and harder, but Rusev YANKS Evans from the apron! The fans boo as Rusev denies Penta a tag. Rusev whips Penta to the corner, but P etnta BLASTS Ethan! Then he dodges Rusev! Penta goes to his corner, but Evans is still down! Ethan tags in and he CLOBBERS Penta! Ethan rains down fists, then drags Penta from the corner.
Ethan CLUBS Penta, soaks up heat, and Rusev runs up on Evans! Evans hurdles, Rusev crashes into steel steps! Penta dodges Twisted Grin to BACKSTABBER! The fans fire up as Penta crawls! Hot tag to Evans and Omaha erupts! Evans BOOTS, SUPERKICKS, then LARIATS Ethan! And goes Matrix to dodge, kip up and STUNNER! Ethan wobbles, Evans WRECKS Rusev, then he slips around to GERMAN SUPLEX Ethan! The fans fire up as Evans builds speed to FLY! #WeOutside! Evans throws off his shirt, springboards back in, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Ethan survives, he isn’t a former NXT Champion for nothing!
The fans rally for Evans, he goes up a corner, and he MOONSAULTS, but Ethan gets under! ROUNDHOUSE! Ethan reels Evans in, TWISTED- NO, Evans pops free to SUPERKICK! Evans runs, but Ethan BOOTS him first! Ethan whips, but Evans rebounds, RED DOT GAMANGIRI! Hot tag to Penta, springboard TORNADO DDT! Cover, but Rusev breaks it! Evans goes after Rusev but Rusev shoves him away. Evans DUMPS Rusev out, then DIVES! Another hit on Rusev, and now he’s on the desk! The fans are thunderous as they see that look in Evans’ eyes! Evans hurries to the corner and climbs up top!
The fans are going nuts already, but Etan SHOVES Evans down! Penta SUPERKICKS Ethan! Penta then slingshots to- NO, Ethan dodges and SWEEPS the leg! Penta is down but the ref won’t let Ethan go after him. Rusev handles that with an URENAGE on the desk! Rusev feeds Penta to Ethan, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, ETHAN & RUSEV WIN!
Winners: Rusev & Ethan Page, by pinfall
Both Bulgarian Brute and All Ego have sinister grins on their face, and they celebrate their victory! Not too buddy-buddy, of course. But will these two both have their shot at Penta’s Intercontinental Championship?
Adam Pearce is in the ring.
“When I was a coach in NXT, my favorite, my absolute favorite days, was when a surefire, can’t-miss, blue chip future superstar saw their dreams come true when they got the opportunity to sign one of these to join Raw or SmackDown. Guys, today is one of those days. Let’s take a look.” The fans cheer as we get a highlight reel of the former NXT Women’s North American & WWE Speed Women’s Champion, and Pearce asks we all welcome the newest Raw superstar, Sol Ruca! Sol makes her entrance with a new song, and high-fives fans as she heads down the ramp. Sol joins Pearce in the ring, grabs herself a mic, and Pearce congratulates her.
The fans cheer and Sol smiles as she takes the contract. “Damn. It is going to feel so damn good when I sign this and officially be a part of Monday Night Raw.” But wait, Becky Lynch is interrupting! Pearce is upset as the WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion storms her way to the ring. Becky grabs herself a mic to tell Petty Pearce that she’s been looking for him all day! She was told that THIS would be her time for her Celebration of Greatness! Who told her that?! Doesn’t matter, she knows they were a very credible, reliable source. But point is, after her monumental WrestleMania moment, Pearce came out and illegally sanctioned a match with “Iyo Jennetty.”
Which explicitly went against the parameters of her open challenge! But even with that meddling, Becky won! Uncontroversial because she’s the greatest female wrestler of all time, and it’s not just her saying it, other people say it. Sports Illustrated says it, Bleacher Report says it! Sol asks Becky, “Are you done?!” Becky says no, actually, and she’s also a New York Times best seller. Sol says not everything is about Becky. Becky says okay, okay, Sol is very new here, but the sooner she learns this the better. Everything is about her! Well, not this. Everyone knows who Becky is, we know what Becky’s done and accomplished.
But the thing is, Sol didn’t expect to find out that upon meeting Becky, Becky is exactly what everyone says she is. W-Which is? The Man? The history maker? The ground breaker? No. They say Becky is a rude, big-headed B*TCH! And it’s not just Sol saying it, it’s New York Times, Sports Illustrated- Becky says Pearce may be terrible at her job, but is he really letting Sol talk to her like this?! Becky asks if the fans are letting Sol talk to her like this. “YES!” Becky is flabbergasted but the fans cheer Sol on. Becky ask who even is this, and Sol finishes singing her contract. This is Sol Ruca, and if you ever interrupt her again, not only will Sol kick your ass, but she’ll snatch your soul.
Becky takes a swing, Sol dodges, so the punch hits PEARCE! Oops! Becky apologizes but Pearce is furious! Sol smiles as Becky panics, and then she runs up to use the corner! SOUL SNATCHER! The Man is down! Is Sol about to turn the tides and wash away Becky’s big time ego?
The Usos are backstage.
Jackie Redmond catches them as they head for Roman Reigns’ room, and asks them how they’re feeling ahead of the contract signing. Jimmy says it is a big night! Contract signing night between OTC and Samoan Werewolf, and they wouldn’t miss this for nothing. Now, they got a lot of love for Jacob, but Jacob needs to understand how OTC does business, especially when there’s championship gold on the line. Ya feel ’em? Jackie understands, but aren’t they conflicted considering their relationship with both? Jey says nah, Jackie, this right here is family bidness, plain and simple. OTC knows how to handle himself. The Usos are just in case something pops off.
But Jacob, The Usos already told you, Uce! You swimming in deep water now. You bit off more than you can chew. You’re swinging for the fences, though! But they respect that, aight? But Jey is telling you, The Bloodline has been drawn! And at Backlash, you gonna find out who you messing with, Jacob. Good luck, lil’ cousin. YEET. The Usos then step inside Roman’s room. What will the OG Bloodline discuss in regards to this very same family business?
Austin Theory w/ The Vision VS Joe Hendry!
The Vision were a bit… triggered, perhaps, by what The Prestigious Joe Hendry joked about during his concert. But will Hendry feel the Pressure here tonight? Or will Omaha be full of believers after tonight?
Raw returns as Hendry continues his concert where it left off! “He’s one amazing athlete, but he’s a piece of trash! He can shove his trading cards directly up his.. Paul! Paul! Can we fire Logan Paul? Everyone! Paul! Paul! Can we fire Logan Paul?” Logan storms out and shouts that he thought he made it clear that Hendry cannot fire Logan Paul! He is UN-FIREABLE! TKO cannot fire Logan, that’s bad business! Logan IS business! Logan is the heart and soul of the WWE! Hendry says he knows Logan is upset, and he’s glad to see Logan, because this part of the song is the apology. It goes like this: “Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul?”
Logan swears to kill Hendry, but Theory runs up! The bell rings, Hendry fires hands, then LAIRATS Theory up and out of the ring! The fans cheer, Logan tells Theory to handle this! Theory and Logan reset, circle, but the Logan shouts at Hendry. That distraction lets Theory CLOBBER Hendry from behind! The fans boo but Theory CLUBS away on Hendry. Theory then clamps onto Hendry to throw hands right into the side of his head! The fans boo more but Theory CLOBBERS Hendry again! Theory & Logan soak up the heat, then Theory slaps Hendry around. Theory scoops to hit a BACKBREAKER! Theory and Logan fire each other up, but the ref has Logan back off.
Theory stands Hendry up, but Hendry UPPERCUTS and CHOPS and repeat! Hendry whips corner to corner, Theory reverses hard, and Hendry falls to the mat. Theory rains down fists, talks trash, but the fans chant, “Logan Sucks! Logan Sucks!” Logan shouts back that he does not, and Theory goes back to Hendry. Theory drags Hendry up, talks trash, and snap suplexes! “Who sucks now?!” The Vision soaks up more heat, then Theory drags Hendry up. Theory talks more trash, but Hendry suplexes Theory now! The fans cheer while Logan is already upset again. Hendry rises, the fans rally behind him, and Hendry fires haymakers!
Hendry whips Theory to ropes to then LARIAT! Theory flounders from taking the “Commonwealth Clothesline,” and Hendry runs to LARIAT in the corner! Hendry keeps moving, but Theory blows past! Only for Hendry to catch him! FALL AWAY SLAM! And then a kip up, for the… TURN! The fans cheer, but LOGAN ATTACKS!
Winner: Joe Hendry, by disqualification
The fans boo but Logan HAMMERS away on Hendry! Logan hands Hendry the win but he snarls as he tells Hendry, “Nobody can fire me!” Hendry fires off fists! Theory goes after Hendry, the fans boo as The Vision mugs Hendry! They stomp and punch away, but here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins again take the fight to The Vision! SUPERKICK for Logan! Then Ford spins Theory around to ENZIGIRI! Dawkins takes Theory for THE SILENCER! The fans pump it up for The Profits, and Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Theory! Ford climbs up, but BRON runs in! Bron THROWS Ford out of the ring! Then Bron CLOBBERS Dawkins!
The fans bark as Bron then GERMAN SUPLEXES Dawkins! The Unpredictable Badass turns the tides, but SETH ROLLINS trips him up! The fans cheer as Rollins gets revenge with furious fists! Rollins THROWS Bron into steel steps! Rollins stomps away, then they brawl in the ring! Rollins rains down fists while the fans cheer! Rollins BLASTS Logan & Theory off the apron, then LARIATS Bron down! Omaha is erupting as Rollins is shaking the ropes! Rollins aims, but hold on! Ford FLIES out to take out Logan & Theory! But Bron SPEARS Rollins in the distraction! Bron snarls as he tells Rollins he was that close.
Bron leaves Rollins down again, but he’s still roughed up himself. Will either man survive the Backlash?
Backstage interview with Judgment Day.
Jackie is now with Liv, Dom, JD, Raquel & Roxie, and brings up them sending a message to Finn. But what is the focus moving forward? Liv says yeah, you saw what they did to Finn tonight, and to Vaquer last week. The focus is getting all the gold and crushing anyone who gets in their way. And this season is all about Raquel & Roxie! Tell her, sister! Raquel warns Brie Bella & Paige that their nostalgia tour was cute for a night, but it’s time to get serious. She wants them both to come to their show, because- Bayley & Lyra Valkyria step in, and The Role Model says, “Well, well, well. Wouldya look at here? Can anyone in the Judgment Day get anything done on their own?”
Bayley has known them all for so long and she is just finally getting it. Lyra says they weren’t gonna forget what happened to them last week, either. If they’re such a big happy family, then they won’t be afraid to take them on. Liv mocks them and says families help each other win. Try it sometime, losers. Bye~! Bye~! Judgment Day leaves, but will #BayLyra humble them soon enough? And what of Brie & Paige answering the challenge to show up on “Judgment Day’s show?”
The Ruler’s Open Challenge: Oba Femi VS ???
With champions either too busy, too lazy, or perhaps too afraid to accept a challenge, The Ruler is making HIMSELF into the challenge! Who will answer the call, and who will be thrown from the mountaintop in Omaha?
Oba has the mic to say,” The time has come. The Oba Femi Open Challenge will now begin.” And it’s AKIRA TOZAWA that answers the call! He is accompanied by Maxxine Dupri & Otis, but can The Stamina Monster even survive?
The bell rings and Tozawa steps up to be face to… chest with Oba… Tozawa gest scared, but Otis says that’s okay, HE will step up. Even Oba likes the look of this! The bell rings, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Oba SHOVES Otis! That alone is impressive, but Otis comes back to RAM Oba! Oba stays put and the fans continue to cheer. Oba and Otis are forehead to forehead, then Oba RAMS Otis! Otis doesn’t budge and the fans cheer! They start shoving, then Otis rips his shirt away! Oba RAMS Oba, Oba RAMS Otis, but Otis dodges! Only for Oba to UPPERCUT Otis down! Oba then hauls Otis up, for a SUPER SHOTPUT!
The fans are thunderous as Oba is fired up, and he watches Otis slowly get up. Even Oba is wondering if this is possible, but he kicks Otis first. Oba nods and says he knows how to get this done. Oba hoists Otis up the corner, then gets under Otis, for a SUPER SIZED FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!
Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall
The first challenge was already a big challenge, but Oba was still up to the challenge! And after seeing that, will anyone even want to step up next week?
Refs check on Rollins backstage.
Rollins insists that despite how he looks, he is fine. Just leave him alone. Rollins sees Hendry & The Profits, and he “thanks” Montez Ford for setting him up for that second spear. Ford says thanks to Rollins’ past antics, nobody, and Ford means NOBODY, trusts Rollins! Oh, wow, nobody? Ford doesn’t trust him, Dawkins doesn’t trust him, Rollins doesn’t even know Hendry but Hendry probably doesn’t trust him. Guess what? Rollins doesn’t even trust himself! But who cares!? They’re in the same fight! They’re all after The Vision, so those fights are gonna come together! But here’s the deal: They stay out of Rollins’ way, he’ll stay out of theirs. Got it?
Rollins storms off, but does he have it all backwards? Shouldn’t they all work together if they want to tear The Vision down?
Adam Pearce mediates a meeting between Iyo Sky and Asuka.
The Raw General Manager knows these two are set to face off at Backlash, so the floor is theirs. Iyo starts by telling “Asuka-san, I have avoided this fight for years. You know this. You are exactly what you say you are: my senpai; my mentor; I looked up to you. I loved you. And despite everything you have done to me, I still have the utmost respect for you. I never wanted to have this fight, and I never wanted it to come to this. But… You have changed.” Asuka says nothing has changed, but Iyo says yes, she has! The Asuka that Iyo looked up to is no longer here! Now, Iyo has no choice but to fight Asuka.
Asuka says Iyo continues her disrespect, so the Iyo that Asuka taught is no longer here, either! This person sitting here, who are you? “I don’t know anyone this disrespectful. Who are you?” Asuka says this is her biggest disappointment! Do you not get how she feels?! Asuka is done with Iyo. At Backlash, Asuka cuts Iyo out of her life for good. Iyo says fine, she understands. Because she IS ready for Asuka! Asuka rolls her eyes, then leans in close, to MIST IYO RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Pearce is furious, has Asuka get out of here, and shouts for a doctor! The Empress of Tomorrow shows no remorse, but will The Genius show no mercy at Backlash?
Backstage interview with El Grande Americano Original and…?
Jackie is with Chad G- er, uh, the Original EGA and The Creed Brothers, who are now “Los Americanos Hermanos,” The American Brothers… After that surprise attack on the other El Grande Americano at AAA during the Mask VS Mask contract signing, how are they feeling going into this trios match? Well, thankfully, the No Physicality Agreement was for Mexico. That means here in Middle America, all bets are off! Now, the boys saw how they great EGA Original in AAA, it’s ridiculous! So they decided to do the honorable thing and help him out. They take inspiration from a close personal friend of his, Chad Gable, still sidelined with injury.
But on May 30th, we find out once and for all that there is only ONE El Grande Americano, and you’re lookin’ at him! The ORIGINAL El Grande Americano! AH GRACIAS~! Los Americanos Original heads to the ring, but will this be an American made victory? Or will the real Americanos please stand up?
Six Man Tag: Los Americanos VS Los Americanos Original!
Raw returns as the other Los Americanos make their entrance. The trios sort out, but then El Grande Dos throws his cape at Original! The brawl is on and the fans fire up! The fists fly, but “Julio” DUMPS Rayo out, then “Bruto” ROCKS Bravo! The brothers THROW Bravo out before Original LARIATS Americano Dos out! The fans cheer, “AH GRACIAS~!” Bravo rushes in, Bruto FLAPJACKS him, and now the match is on! Bruto copies Bravo’s dance, then UPPERCUTS! Tag to Julio, they double whip to DOUBLE BACKDROP! Julio struts but Rayo tags in. Rayo ROCKS and KICKS Julio, then CHOPS! Rayo runs, but into an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELL!
Julio kips up while Rayo hobbles. Julio reels Rayo in for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Tag to Bruto, then tag to Original. Julio ELBOWS Rayo in the corner, Bruto BACK BODY BLOCKS, then feed to Original’s HIP TOSS! The fans cheer and Original covers, TWO! Original drags Rayo up, wrenches, wristlocks, but Rayo breaks free to SMACK him! Tag to El Grande Dos! The Grandes tie up, go around, and Original arm-drags! They fight back up, Dos wrenches but Original rolls to SLAP back! Original headlocks but Rayo tags in as Dos powers up and out. They then trip Original out, bring him to the outside, and Grande Dos WRECKS Original with a dropkick!
The fans are torn as Los Americanos stand tall, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Rayo BOOTS Bruto off the corner! Rayo then clamps onto Julio with a SLEEPER! The fans rally as Julio endures, reaches out, but drops to his knees. Julio powers up again to BACKPACK SENTON! The fans rally while both men are down, hot tags to the Grandes! Original THROWS Dos, then rains down fists! Dos gets free, Bravo goes up and leaps in! Original catches him for an EXPLODER! Original fires hands, then clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! ROLLING LIGER KICK on Rayo! Then Original ducks the discus to ANGLE SLAM! The fans fire up with Original and he waistlocks, but Bravo tags in!
Bravo y Rayo save their Americano from Chaos Theory, only for Original to waistlock Bravo! Bravo grabs Rayo in a panic, DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up for Original Grande, and he goes out to CANNONBALL! He CLOBBERS Rayo, goes up a corner, but Dos distracts the ref! That lets Rayo SHOVE Original off the corner! But Julio springs right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Bruto is up to MOONSAULT! But Dos CLOBBERS Bruto with the headbutt! GAMANGIRI for Julio! But then both Grandes run up, DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Bravo is up top, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Bravo is furious but the fans rally up, “This is Awesome!”
Rayo aims at Bruto, runs up, and SUPERKICKS from the apron! Then he SEATED SENTONS! But Julio gets Bravo up, APRON BOMB! Grande Dos PENALTY KICKS Julio! But Original has Bravo, RAMS him into Dos, then hits CHAOS THEORY! The fans cheer as Original goes up top, but Grande Dos grabs him! But the brothers RAM him into the barriers! Original DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, Los Americanos Original win!
Winners: Los Americanos Original, by pinfall
AH GRACIAS~! But will this momentum carry El Grande Americano Original through that Mask VS Mask match at the end of May?
Roman Reigns heads to the ring!
Now that there is no one to stand in his way, The OTC, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, walks out on stage and raises his finger to the sky. The pyro goes off, and it is time for the title fight contract signing. But will things stay civil in this family civil war? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns as Roman gets his second round of pyro, then joins Pearce in the ring. Roman makes sure to sit at the head of the table, then Pearce introduces the challenger, Jacob Fatu! The fans cheer the Samoan Werewolf as he makes his entrance. Pearce says we all know how this works: two signatures on the contract makes this match official. The fans sing for “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” while he stares down with Jacob. Roman picks up his mic first to say, “Nah, Pearce, you know how this works. Omaha, Nebraska…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME.” The fans cheer and chant “O T C! O T C!” Roman asks if Jacob hears all that.
Roman says that’s not just love, but the sound of respect! The fans cheer that, and Roman says you don’t think he knows where Jacob comes from? That he wasn’t watching from afar? That respect wasn’t earned just from hanging out. Jacob was grinding for 12 years, but Roman was here for OVER 12 years! The fans cheer again, and Roman tells Jacob that Roman was the one in this company, his foot holding the door open for Solo Sikoa. Solo brought Fatu in? Well guess what? Roman brought Solo in. Therefore, Roman brought Fatu in. And Roman will be damned if there is not respect to be had in this business for him!
The fans again cheer for “O T C! O T C!” and Roman says this is about respect. There has to be a code, there has to be an honor system. They can’t just run roughshod around here, bogarding everything for the family. No, there has to be a system of conduct that they can hang their hats on, understand? The Tongan Death Grip… Jacob disrespects Roman with something that he saves for desperate measures. Where does Jacob think they are? In some bar at 3AM, surrounded 8v1? THAT is when you bust out the Tongan Death Grip, THAT is when you snatch someone’s throat! You don’t do that to family! You don’t do that to your own. You don’t do that to your Tribal Chief!
The fans cheer again, but Fatu says, “Hold on, what?! Tribal Chief? Hey. That’s where you got it all wrong, you don’t understand. Yes, I am desperate. Yes, it feels like it’s just me against the world. Yes, my back is against the wall. So I have no other choice but to take you out, take this title, and everything that comes with it!” The fans are torn on that, but Fatu says to keep it 100, then he’ll put a choke hold on this game, and he’ll squeeze out every dollar and cent, just the way this company been doing their family for decades! So when Fatu’s talking all gas, no brakes with it, that doesn’t mean slowing down, it means moving forward and never going back to where he came from.
So yes, Roman, Fatu is desperate. Desperate enough to do anything for his household, even if he gotta run through his own blood! Roman says this is what he’s talking about! Fatu’s household?! Let’s get this out the way. Roman signs his part, the fans cheer, and then Roman pushes the contract to Fatu. Fatu is talking about his household, but Roman says he’s been up here over a decade for MULTIPLE households! Fatu is worried about seven kids, but Roman’s worried about 170 kids! Fatu is worried about higher education, but Roman is worried about generation after generation! Because Roman is the one that can do that! Proof of concept! The respect! WWE does business with HIM!
Roman already told everyone a long time ago, this is ALL HIS! This is HIS ring! And yes, in their family, they’re equals, of the same blood. But in this ring, Jacob, you’re beneath him! JACOB SNATCHES ROMAN! Roman CLAWS Fatu’s face, THROWS him into buckles, then THROWS an armchair at him! The fans fire up but Pearce wants Roman to calm down. Roman grabs the belt, but Fatu GRABS ROMAN’S THROAT! Roman HAMMERS Fatu down, climbs up in the corner, and rains down more fists! The fans count along, Roman goes all the way to TEN! But the TONGAN DEATH GRIP still finds him!!
Roman hurries to get loose, SUPERMAN- DEATH GRIP!! DEATH GRIP!! Pearce hurries in there, Roman grabs at Pearce out of desperation, but Fatu drags him around, CHOKE SLAM on the table!! The table didn’t break, but Roman is still down and out. Fatu signs his part, and he says they gonna do this! It is official, and as it looks, Fatu has the advantage! Will nothing stop the Samoan Werewolf from sinking his teeth deep into Roman? Or can Roman find a way to survive?
My Thoughts:
A great Raw here as the go-home to Backlash, but with some great stuff that also had nothing to do with Backlash. Very good promos from Judgment Day, and I just knew Liv was gonna confront Roxie about Finn sneaking in. Her mentioning watching it back on Netflix was also a good detail, as they can reference it later if Roxie really does end up helping Finn as the mole. They were acting like enemies cuz they didn’t want the secret being exposed by cameras. But in the end, Judgment Day of course made sure Finn lost, but there might be hope for allies if Bayley & Lyra are gonna get in Judgment Day’s way of the women’s tag titles. Mixed Six Tag maybe?
Great 2v2 tag of Penta & Evans VS Rusev & Ethan, and the Heels winning out makes sense given Penta is a Face champion. Rusev will likely be betrayed by Ethan so that Ethan gets the title shot, only for Penta to win out. Great first match for the Oba Femi Open Challenge, Oba continues to build his power on main roster by just showing his physical power in throwing Otis. Very good promo from Sol and Becky, that’s clearly Becky’s first title defense right there, but I would think Becky cheats to win. Though, I can’t really see what Sol could do after she loses so maybe Sol should win to humble Becky? Plus, they can just have a rematch after.
Great stuff with all the Americanos, especially with how convoluted it is to cover up the obvious identities of everyone. AAA gives the rest of the story where Gable Americano has escalated things to where even Kaiser Americano’s girlfriend is banned from AAA if Kaiser loses his mask, and that’s pretty wild. But probably also all the more reason we’re about to get Chad Gable back once he’s exposed. Great stuff with The Vision story, such as Rollins interacting with Roman only to get attacked by Bron Breakker. Also, that means Roman didn’t even care that Bron ran past him to go after Rollins, and that’s hilarious.
Hendry VS Theory ending in disqualification was fine, it works for Heels to be sore losers and such. Profits of course made the save, and while Rollins said they’d stay separate, I really do think there’s gonna be some kind of team up before this is over. Obviously, Hendry & Profits VS Vision can happen as a Six Man, and at the very least, they try to help Rollins against Bron when Logan & Theory try to cheat that match. And very good stuff in the story of Roman VS Jacob. Good promo from Usos, very good contract signing promos, especially with Roman referencing some of the real-life stories about Haku fighting off jackasses in bars. Jacob standing tall would suggest he loses, but there’s also SmackDown as a go-home to see if the tides turn at the last minute.
My Score: 8.9/10
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