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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/11/24)

The Aussie Arrow takes aim again!

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Kyle Fletcher is not gonna stop!

In another defense of the ROH World Television Championship, Kyle Fletcher now takes on Angelico! Will Aussie Arrow shoot down the South Africa Stud?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zak Knight VS Jon Cruz; Zak wins.
  • Tony Nese VS Marcus Kross; Nese wins.
  • ROH World Television Championship: Kyle Fletcher VS Angelico; Kyle wins and retains the title.
  • The Righteous VS Dave & Zane Dawson; The Righteous win.
  • “The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson; The Savages win.
  • Serpentico VS Cole Karter; Karter wins.
  • Four Corner Survival: Queen Aminata VS Trish Adora VS Lady Frost VS Diamante; Aminata wins.
  • Josh Woods VS LaBron Kozone; Woods wins.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Robyn Renegade; Taya wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering VS Brittany Jade & Emily Hale; Leyla & Rachael win.
  • Four Corner Survival: Slim J VS Blake Christian VS Gravity VS Jack Cartwheel; Blake wins.
  • Lee Johnson VS Christopher Daniels; Daniels wins.
  • Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: Shane Taylor Promotions VS The Infantry; STP wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Zak Knight VS Jon Cruz!

#ZakZodiac got a great win in his ROH debut, and he looks to keep that momentum going! Will he keep on cruising as he moves through Cruz? Or will his win streak come to a grinding halt?

The Code of Honor is offered by Cruz, but then also denied by Cruz! Fans boo, the bell rings, and Zak SHOTGUN BOOTS! Fans fire up as Zak storms up to ROCK Cruz, fire off body shots, and an UPPERCUT! Zak then TOSSES Cruz across the way! Zak says “IT’S TIME!” and he UPPERCUTS Cruz off his feet! Cruz flounders, Zak stands him up to CHOP, and the fans “WOO~!” for that here in Charlotte, North Carolina! They want that “One More Time!” so Zak CHOPS again! And TOSSES Cruz again! Fans rally up as Zak storms up on Cruz, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Then he drops a knee on Cruz’s head!

Fans fire up as Zak reels Cruz back in, to suplex, stall, and then hold Cruz up with one hand! The fans fire up again, and Zak SLAMS Cruz down! Zak hears the fans want that “One More Time!” but Cruz doesn’t! Zak suplexes Cruz again, but Cruz fights free! Cruz goes to a corner, Zak warns him, and then storms up. Cruz pie faces Zak, but Zak swings back! Cruz dodges, but Zak blocks the rana! Zak gets Cruz up, Cruz fights free and CHOPS, but Zak doesn’t budge! Zak CHOPS Cruz off his feet! Zak runs, and he RANAS Cruz! Fans fire up because Zak’s a big dude, too! Zak reels Cruz in, gets him up, Canadian Rack, but Cruz fights free again!

Zak runs in but Cruz dropkicks the legs out! Zak hits buckles, Cruz runs in, HIP ATTACK! Cruz celebrates like he’s won already but the fans boo. Cruz drops a knee right on Zak’s face! Zak goes to a corner, Cruz throws body shots, but Zak shoves him away. Cruz runs up to HEADBUTT! Cruz digs his boots in, and flexes as he stands on Zak. The fans boo, but Cruz drags Zak to center so he can drop an AX HANDLE! Cover, TWO! Zak is still in this and the fans rally. Cruz fishhooks Zak’s nose, then traps an arm so he can chinlock. The fans rally, Zak fights up, but Cruz CLUBS away on Zak! Fans boo but Zak just frowns.

Cruz scuffs Zak, taunts Zak, but Zak CHOPS! Cruz ROCKS Zak! Cruz whips, Zak springboards and FLYING HAYMAKERS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Zak and Cruz stir as the standing count starts. Zak kips up and the fans fire up! Zak ROCKS Cruz with right hand after right hand! Zak whips, Cruz sunset flips, but Zak stays up to HIP DROP! Zak then goes up and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Cruz survives and Zak is annoyed. The fans rally behind Zak and he puts up his dukes. JAB, RIGHT, repeat! Zak fires big hands, UPPERCUTS, then fires off in the corner! The ref counts, Zak lets off, but Cruz BOOTS!

Zak stays up, runs back in but Cruz slips out! GAMANGIRI, then HOTSHOT! Cruz goes up, to SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Zak survives and shocks Cruz! The fans rally up, Cruz says he’ll do it again, from the other corner! Cruz climbs, fans rally again, and Zak stands. Cruz leaps, but Zak catches him! Zak pops Cruz around for the suplex! Then a roll through, “IT’S TIME!” Canadian Rack and SPLASH MOUNTAIN! Then the FIRE FIST!! Cover, Zak wins!

Winner: Zak Knight, by pinfall

Another big win and Zak keeps the Code of Honor by shaking Cruz’s hand. Will Zak “Zodiac” Knight have a title shot in his near future?

 

Tony Nese VS Marcus Kross!

No Mark Sterling around is surprising, but the Premier Athlete still has a mic to stop Bobby Cruise from talking. “These idiots already know who I am.” Nese tells Charlotte, NC that looking around, he realized that “this is the place that you wanna go to if you wanna be the largest you can possibly be. I mean, let’s be honest. We’ve got terrible places like Cookout. You’ve got terrible drinks like Cheer Wine. And you’ve got Bojangles!” And the way they cheer disgusts him. Normally, he’d be excited to come out here and try to help the fans. But the way that Nese has been treated lately, no. He will not help them, he’ll just whoop this poor Carolina boy’s ass all over this fat, disgusting city!

Fans boo and yet Nese still thinks Kross will give him the Code of Honor handshake? Kross does reluctantly, and the bell rings. The two circle, tie up, and Nese puts Kross in a corner. The ref counts, Nese lets off, then he RAMS into Kross! And ROCKS Kross with a left! Kross staggers, Nese soaks up the heat and he bumps Kross off buckles. Fans rally for Kross, as well as Cookout, but Nese stomps Kross and rains down fists! The ref counts, Nese lets off and soaks up the heat. Nese storms up but Kross throws body shots! And more shots! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! Fans fire up as Kross ROCKS Nese!

Kross whips, Nese reverses then trips Kross! Fans boo but Nese drags Kross out to the floor! Fans boo more but Nese just soaks it up. Nese taunts Kross using his eight pack, then ROCKS Kross! Nese puts Kross into the ring, stomps him down, and Nese brings Kross up. Kross throws hands, forearms, but Nese gets away. Kross storms up, into a throat chop! Then Nese HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Nese mocks the fans, gets back in the ring and LARIATS! Kross flounders, Nese gives him clubbing crossface forearms! Fans boo but Nese drags Kross into the body scissor squeeze. Kross endures, pries at the hold, and the fans rally up.

Kross pries the hold free, pulls on the toehold, but Nese slips around to a waistlock. Kross throws elbows, but Nese TOSSES him to the apron! Kross gets up, Nese storms over, but Kross RAMS into him! And slingshots up and over to sunset flip! Nese holds ropes to stay up, then KICKS Kross in the face! Nese then LIONSAULT FLOPS as Kross moves! Kross is in a corner, Nese runs up but Kross dodges to CHOP! Kross ROCKS Nese, whips, but Nese blocks! Nese ROCKS Kross, whips him, but Kross goes off Nese’s back! Kross mule kicks, front kicks, but Nese ducks the enziguri! Kross slips under, ducks and springboards to BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO!

Nese is still in this and he goes to ropes. Kross has the fans behind him, and he storms up on Nese. Kross drags Nese by a leg but Nese holds the ropes! The ref counts, Kross lets go, then storms up again. Kross waistlocks but Nese still holds ropes! The ref counts again, Kross lets go, but Nese cheap shots! Nese slips under, pump handle, PREMIER DRIVER! Cover, Nese wins!

Winner: Tony Nese, by pinfall

The Premier Athlete grins and then mockingly shakes Kross’ hand for the Code of Honor. Will Nese keep crunching opponents like he does his abs and get after some gold?

 

ROH World Television Championship: Kyle Fletcher VS Angelico!

The Aussie Arrow shot down Willie Mack in his first defense, but now has a South African Stud gunning for him! Will Kyle’s mission to make championship history come to an end right here? Or will he make it through the Queen City still on his throne?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the “proto-star” of ROH TV!

The Code of Honor is not upheld as Kyle kicks Angelico’s hand away, and the bell rings. The two tie up, Kyle wrenches Angelico’s arm, wristlocks, but Angelico wrenches through to slip in and cording hold. Kyle grabs the ropes, Angelico lets go, and fans cheer as the two reset. They tie up again, Kyle wrenches again, and pushes on that wristlock. Angelico spins, slips through, gets around, spins Kyle, then slips through again to arm-drag! Kyle comes back but into a sweep! Cover, ONE, but Angelico jumps the sweep! Fans cheer as Angelico does his Bernie Lean! Kyle says are we really dancing right now?

Kyle rushes in, Angelico slips around to waistlock but Kyle switches and whips. Kyle scoops to SLAM Angelico hard! Fans fire up, Kyle paces and then does his Bernie Lean. Fans boo, it’s not as good. Kyle drags Angelico up, fires off forearms over and over in a corner, but the ref counts. Kyle keeps going but lets off in a huff. Angelico checks his chin while Kyle paces. Angelico drags himself up, Kyle storms over but Angelico throws body shots and a CHOP! Kyle ROCKS Angelico, whips, scoops, but Angelico slips free to ENZIGURI! Kyle flounders and goes to a corner. Both men are down while fans rally up.

Kyle and Angelico rise, storm up on each other, and Kyle fires the first forearm! Angelico ROCKS Kyle right back! Then he bobs ‘n’ weaves to ROCK Kyle again! Angelico eggs Kyle on, fires off kicks, and the fans fire up with Angelico! Angelico whips, Kyle reverses but Angelico rolls off Kyle’s back. Kyle jumps the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cradle cover, TWO!! Kyle escapes and the fans rally up. Angelico puts Kyle on ropes, whips, but Kyle holds ropes to block. Angelico keeps trying, but then Kyle dumps Angelico out. Angelico stays on the apron, RAMS into Kyle, slingshots, but into a GAMANGIRI!

Fans rally with “Aussie Aussie Aussie!” as Kyle PLANCHAS, but Angelico dodges! Kyle rolls through but hobbles back up, and Angelico dropkicks legs out to send Kyle into the apron! The fans fire up while the ring count gets going. Angelico puts Kyle in, the fans rally and Angelico sunset flips! Then jackknife bridge! TWO!! Kyle escapes again, and he hurries to a corner. Angelico runs up, but Kyle BOOTS him! Kyle SUPERKICKS, then goes up the corner. Kyle gets that bad leg moving, so he can FLYING CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Angelico survives and Kyle grows frustrated. The fans rally as Angelico goes to a corner now.

Kyle aims, “Aussie Aussie Aussie!” as Kyle runs up to GAMANGIRI! Then Kyle puts Angelico up top to UPPERCUT! Kyle climbs up, stands Angelico on the very top, for a SUPER- NO, Angelico slips free to ENZIGURIR! Then BIG back suplex! Angelico hurries to step through, LA CASITA! TWO!?!? Kyle narrowly escapes and the fans fire up! Angelico gets the legs, steps through, NAVARRO DEATH ROLL!! Kyle endures, claws at the mat, and Angelico puts as much pressure as he can, but Kyle gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, the fans cheer, and Angelico grows frustrated. Angelico stalks Kyle, drags him up by the wrists, and turns him.

Kyle fights through, half nelsons but Angelico breaks free but Kyle reels him back in! HALF ‘N’ HALF! Angelico ends up on ropes, Kyle runs up, BLINDSIDE CALF KICK!! Then Kyle reels Angelico in, for the TIPTOE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Kyle wins!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall (still ROH World Television Champion)

Two defenses, two victories, and Kyle is just getting started! Will no one hit the bull’s eye on the Aussie Arrow’s back?

 

Backstage interview with…?

Lexi Nair was supposed to talk with The Peacock, Dalton Castle, but she has yet to find him. Wait. He’s calling to Lexi? He’s here? Where? Lexi finds him in an open road case! Covered in crumbs! He struggles to get out of the case so he tells Lexi to turn him around. Lexi moves a piece of cheese of his shoulder and says he has not been himself lately. Oh? What makes her say that? Well, what’s going on? What do you think is going on? He’s being toyed with! He still hasn’t slept, and all he wants to do is SMASH Johnny TV’s face in! SMASH! He went to the Board of Directors, asked for a match with Johnny, and they said yes.

Well that’s great! Yes, but that’s only if Johnny agrees to it, which he wont’ do. Cuz he’s a jerk. Well, yes… And full of himself! Yes, that, too. But maybe if Castle went to Johnny and had a polite, mature conversation with him, a real man to man, heart to heart talk- Oh, and somehow give Johnny a reason to have the match? Yes, exactly! Wait, is Castle eating cheese that’s inside his outfit? But Castle has the lightbulb moment, and says LEXI can talk to Johnny! Johnny likes Lexi, so she can ask Johnny to fight Castle. Please? Please? Castle needs this. Castle needs to smash Johnny’s face. Lexi agrees, Castle thanks him, and he says he’ll stay here.

Castle then gives Lexi some of his suit cheese. It’s warm… But will Johnny TV agree to this battle with The Peacock just because someone else asks?

 

Backstage interview with Shane Taylor Promotions.

Lexi is now with Lee Moriarty and Shane Taylor himself, and speaks on tonight’s main event, a tag rematch with The Infantry, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo. Now, Shane Taylor Promotions has beaten The Infantry twice already, but this will be different: Best 2 Out of 3 Falls! TAIGASTYLE asks for clarification: it’s two outta three falls? Yes. That means they get paid three times as much! Um, Lexi isn’t sure on that math. But Shane says it is a well-known fact he grew up in a military family. And his father taught him that a good general leads his soldiers into battle.

Shane tells the Infantry, every time you’ve stepped into battle against STP, Shane’s put one of you to sleep. Infantry must be gluttons for punishment. So tell you what: Best 2 Out of 3 Falls, Lee & Shane will beat that ass one more time, and we’ll see who the baddest soldiers in ROH really are. Lee stands at attention, but will he and Shane be the ones sent back to Boot Camp?

 

Serpentico VS Cole Karter!

#SNAKEMAN may have lost to the Ivy League MVP last week, but he and Angelico did get some payback backstage. Now the Diamond in the Rough is looking for payback on the payback, will he make Maria proud? Or will he end up snakebit instead?

The Code of Honor is rejected as Karter just kicks Serpentico low! The bell rings, Karter CLUBS away on Serpentico then whips corner to corner. Karter runs in, Serpentico BOOTS him away, then RANAS him! Serpentico runs to ELBOW Karter down! Fans fire up as Karter bails out, and Serpentico builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Karter! The fans rally with Serpentico as he puts Karter in. Serpentico GAMANGIRIS from the apron, goes up the corner, but Karter shoves him down! Fans boo but Karter soaks it up. Karter goes out to put Serpentico back in, and he rains down fists!

The ref reprimands about closed fists so Karter lets off. Fans rally for “SNAKE MAN! SNAKE MAN!” but Karter DROPKICKS him down! Karter soaks up more heat, then he brings Serpentico up. Serpentico throws body shots but Karter knees low. Karter looms over Serpentico, drags him up, and DROP- NO, Serpentico dodges! Karter staggers  up, Serpentico dodges again to mule kick, forearm and SUPERKICK! Karter wobbles, into the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Serpentico fires up and the fans are with him! Serpentico calls his shot and he brings Karter up. Serpentico reels Karter in, but Karter fights the driver!

Karter back drops, Serpentico sunset flips, TWO! Karter knees low and hard, then brings Serpentico back up. Ripcord and JUMP KNEE! Then a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Serpentico shows his toughness and Karter grows frustrated. Karter pumps up, says this is for Maria, and he aims as Serpentico rises. Fans rally, Karter runs in but Serpentico gets around, roll-up and CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Karter survives but Serpentico drags him to a drop zone. Fans rally and Serpentico climbs, but wait! Maria is here! And so is Griff! Fans boo and Serpentico tells them to stay back. Serpentico leaps but Karter gets under!

Serpentico ELBOWS Karter, Karter distracts the ref talkinga bout his eye. Griff trips Serpetnico up! Karter rolls Serpentico up, holding the tights! Cover, Karter wins!!

Winner: Cole Karter, by pinfall

Griff then TACKLES Serpentico, he and Karter mug him! Angelico storms out here with a chair! Angelico is too chill to run down here, and that allows Maria and her boys to get away. Will Spanish Announce Project get proper revenge on Griff & Karter soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi is now with Mr. & Mrs. Slam Town, and says it is great to have them both here. Taya’s been on fire since coming to ROH, Johnny says call the fire department! Lexi then talks with Johnny about Dalton Castle. This isn’t really her job, but Castle… smells like cheese? No, he asked Lexi to speak to Johnny about a 1v1 match with Castle. Johnny & Taya both laugh as Johnny says nope! He is Johnny TV, Castle is not TV ready! Do you think John Stamos would do a TV spot with “one of those goobers from Duck Dynasty? NO!” Taya asks, “Do you think Jennifer Anniston, queen, would do a TV show with those girls from, what was that called? Bad Girls Club? NO!”

They’re not TV ready, Castle isn’t either. If Castle had a show, it’d be called Not Ready, cuz he isn’t ready! But do you know who is TV ready? Taya is! Do you know who is ready for that Women’s TV Championship? Taya Valkyrie is! Then they both have a realization: T V! Taya Valkyrie!! OMG it’s practically meant to be! They hurry off all excitedly, and Lexi can’t even. Will Johnny & Taya both find themselves truly TV ready by taking those TV titles?

 

Four Corner Survival: Queen Aminata VS Trish Adora VS Lady Frost VS Diamante!

Speaking of that Women’s TV Championship and the coming opportunity, all four women here want their own spot at that title shot! Will it be the African Queen, the #AfroPunk, the Coolest Wrestler You Know or the Cuban Diamond who gains ground in the race?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but then Diamante and Frost strike first! They whip, but Adora and Aminata BOOT back! Adora and Aminata put Diamante and Frost out on the apron, then they each DECK Diamante and Frost! Fans fire up as Adora and Aminata circle, then they shake hands for the Code of Honor. They feel things out, knuckle lock, then Aminata swings. Adora catches her to hook the arms but Aminata fights the backslide. They spin around, fight for control, and the fans rally as they are evenly matched. But then Diamante sweeps the legs! Adora and Aminata sit down, and Diamante tips them over for a double cover! Frost breaks it just in time!

Frost dodges Diamante to SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE! Frost kicks Aminata and runs to ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Adora runs up but Frost gets around to waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Adora and Diamante are in the same corner, Frost goes corner to corner to HANDSPRING CANNONBALL! Fans fire up, Frost covers Adora, Aminata breaks it! Aminata wrenches Frost, reels her in, and FISHERMAN SCREWS! Diamante runs up to CLUB Aminata, then TEST DRIVE! Adora runs up to SCRAPBUSTER BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up, Frost ROUNDHOUSES Adora and sends her out!

Frost drags Diamante into a drop zone, stomps her, then stomps again and again! Frost steps on Diamante to go up top, but Aminata CLUBS her first! Aminata and Adora work together to DOUBLE POWERBOMB Frost onto Diamante!! Adora pushes Frost down to cover, but Aminata TOSSES her out! Aminata stomps Frost, goes up the corner herself now, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

The Queen smiles in Queen City as she takes a big win all for herself. Will she soon have her crowning moment with that ROH Women’s World TV Championship?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexi is with Captain Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo & Trish Adora to note the main event of the Best 2 out of 3 Falls tag match. Shane Taylor Promotions claimed not only will they beat The Infantry, but will be “the baddest soldiers” in ROH. Dean sighs, Adora rolls her eyes, and Carlie says no, no, no. He doesn’t like that part. That doesn’t sit well. Check this: with everything going on in ROH, the “top brass” wants to see who the best tag team is in ROH. Obviously, The Infantry’s name comes up in conversation. In order to prove this, The Infantry has been put in a tag match against two guys they don’t really like anyway.

STP, word on the street is, they had some harsh things to say, and Lexi just stood there and let them. Carlie will talk with her about that later, but here’s what Carlie knows. Shane talking about how he’s beat Infantry a bunch, that’s not how Carlie remembers it. There were like seven other people in that match, and he didn’t even pin Infantry. Sure, Shane won the 1v1, but this is Infantry here and now, that was back then. So what will Infantry do? What they always do: taking fools to Boot Camp. Pretty sure Lee and Shane have both been there before. Dean says in 2023, they said have no fear because the Infantry is here. In 2024, live in fear, because the Infantry is here.

Carlie says plain as day, copy that? Dean adds, “No no no, do you two b*tches copy that?” Peace, Lex. The Infantry heads out, will they march right through STP towards the Undisputed Kingdom and those ROH World Tag Team Championships?

 

Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.

Lexi is with Athena’s sidekick and Billie is excited! She has news: boss is out this week. Lexi is so ready for this! How long is Athena gone? Oh she’s in Houston training for stuff. Then they can party, pop bottles, go on adventures! They can minigolf, ride horses and go bowling! It’s endless and amazing1 she is so tired… Billie can’t pop bottles, she’s not old enough yet, but yeah, this will be great otherwise. They’ll make the most of it. But also, there are some important things they still need to do. Oh, of course! The ROH Women’s TV Championship. Yeah, Billie needs to go get this title. And no one else understands, that is her title. This is her tournament!

And at the end of the day, if you have a problem, she has some black Air Force 1’s with your name on it. Billie is ready to be a menace! No more fun and games! Except for her and Lexi’s fun. Yes! Lexi’s gonna call the minigolf place, let’s do this! Billie is ready to step out of the Fallen Goddess’ shadow and stand beside her as an equal, will she get her golden opportunity?

 

Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering VS Brittany Jade & Emily Hale!

The budding team of LEGIT Leyla & the Queen of Strong Smile has been on a roller coaster ride, but they’re looking to rise back up! Will they show Maria and all the other doubters that they can be friends and a force to be reckoned with?

The teams uphold the Code of Honor, though Emily seems reluctant to. The bell rings, and Emily pie faces Rachael! Emily taunts the fans, “That’s y’all’s girl?” Fans cheer yes, and then Rachael runs Emily over! Rachael then drags Emily up, tags Leyla, and Rachael whips Emily to a corner. Leyla runs in to ROCK Emily, sit her down, and runs back in to swinging DROPKICK! Leyla drags Emily out, runs up but Emily avoids the knee! Tag to Brittany and she fires off on Leyla! Fans fire up, Brittany runs but Leyla sweeps the leg! Tag to Rachael and they coordinate, ASSISTED SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Rachael keeps cool and she brings Brittany up. Rachael CHOPS Brittany, CHOPS her again, then CHOPS again! Brittany sputters, Rachael fireman’s carries but Brittany sunset flips. ONE and Rachael ROCKS Brittany! Tag to Leyla, GUT WRENCH PLEX to a LEGIT KNEE! Leyla tags Rachael back in, and Leyla sends Brittany into the BOSS WOMAN SLAM!! Cover, Rachael & Leyla win!

Winners: Leyla Hirsch & Rachael Ellering, by pinfall

Hirsch & Ellering are rolling, but wait! Is that ABADON!? The Living Dead Girl fell just short of the TBS Championship, is she looking to take over ROH through the Women’s TV Championship Tournament?

 

Four Corner Survival: Slim J VS Blake Christian VS Gravity VS Jack Cartwheel!

Title chases are never-ending, so surely there’s a spot for the winner of this match! Will it be the Trustbusters’ main man, the All Heart high-flier, the Astronaut of Lucha or the amazing and aptly-named acrobat that takes one step closer to a title shot?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and Slim attacks Blake! Jack goes after Gravity while Slim bumps Blake off buckles. Jack whips Gravity right out of the ring, Slim tosses Blake, and now these two meet. The fans fire up as Jack asks, “You wanna see a cartwheel?” Slim DECKS Jack, he does not wanna see a cartwheel! Slim whips but Jack goes up and over and yes, he cartwheels! Fans fire up with Jack, he does the splits to duck Slim’s attack! Then he handspring RANAS, but Slim handsprings through! Slim taunts Jack, Jack says, “That’s MY s*it!” Jack runs in but Slim tosses him to the apron.

Jack blocks a punch to GAMANGIRI, then he flagpole planks to the leg sweep! Then a POMMEL ELBOW! Slim tumbles out of the ring, Gravity returns and he shoves Jack. Jack CHOPS, Gravity CHOPS, repeat! Fans fire up and ‘WOO~” as the CHOPS keep going. Gravity knuckle locks, CHPOS, then ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAGS! Things keep moving, Gravity handsprings to ARM-DRAG! Jack staggers up, Gravity dodges him to tilt-o-whirl and Russian roll into a KOJI KLUTCH! Jack endures, Blake stomps it apart fast! Blake brings Gravity up to whip, Gravity reverses, but then Gravity blocks a boot!

Slim runs in, Gravity ducks, the ENZIGURI hits Slim! Blake SUPERKICKS Gravity, then he runs up to get around Gravity and waistlock. Blake uses Gravity to LARIAT Slim, then he DRAGON SUPLEXES Gravity! Fans fire up and Blake stalks Gravity. Blake kicks Gravity out, dodges Jack to send him out, then Blake runs to FOSBURY FLOP ELBOW DROP DDT! Fans fire up and Blake ROCKS Slim with haymakers! Then a DROP- NO, Slim blocks to CATAPUT Blake into the POST! Slim hurries to put Blake in, climbs a corner, then FLYING REVERSE DDTS Gravity! Slim kicks Blake and reels him in.

Slim uses the cravat and the ropes to BACKFLIP DDT! Slim flexes, “Who’s the man now?!” Slim drags Blake up, whips him, but Blake reverses. Blake runs up but into a BOOT! Slim goes up to use the ropes, FLYING SCREW KICK! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Slim ROCKS him with a forearm. Slim fires forearms, whips corner to corner, then DECKS Gravity from the apron. Blake dodges Slim and ROCKS him with haymakers! Then CHOPS! Blake whips, Slim reverses but Blake handsprings, NEURALIZER HAYMAKERS! Those two are down inside, the fans rally up, and Blake kips right up!

Blake fires up, atomic drops and dropkicks the legs out! Slim goes to a corner, Blake runs up and blocks a boot. Blake puts the leg in the ropes, blocks the elbow and ROLLING ELBOWS Slim! Then a BASEMENT 619 to sweep the legs! Slim flounders away, but Jack is back! Jack gets Blake’s leg, to CARTWHEEL DRAGON SCREW! Slim staggers up, Jack gets his leg, CARTWHEEL DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up and Jack has targets in both corners! CARTWHEEL CANNONBALL for Blake! CARTWHEEL CANNONBALL for Slim! Jack is all fired up and he drags Slim up. Fireman’s carry, but Gravity attacks!

Gravity gets Jack up but Jack slips free. Gravity dodges, follows, and springboard CROSSBODIES! Cover, Blake breaks it! Blake whips Gravity, pops him up but Gravity goes over to rolling sunset flip! TWO and deadlift POWERBOMB! Cover, Jack breaks it! Fans fire up while Gravity is furious! Jack drags Gravity up to CLUB him, then he sends Gravity out. Slim DECKS Jack! Fans boo as Slim grins and mocks them. Slim brings Jack up but Jack fireman’s carries! Slim fights free, to cravat and SWINGING SLICED BREAD! Cover, Gravity breaks it! Gravity whips and SNAP POWERSLAMS!

Gravity puts Slim in a drop zone, space walks on him, then goes up the corner with a handstand, to PLANCHA! Cover, Blake DOUBLE STOMPS it! Blake blocks a kick, clinches and SPINEBUSTERS! Gravity and Slim bail out, Blake builds speed, but Jack is back to fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! And then the FOSBURY FLOP onto Gravity!! The fans are thunderous as Jack has Blake in a drop zone! But Slim YANKS Jack down! And LARIATS, knuckle locks, and goes up to FLYING DDT to the floor! Slim hurries up a corner, leaps, but Blake dodges to then DROPKICK! Fans fire up as Blake ties up the legs, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! Slim TAPS, Blake wins!

Winner: Blake Christian, by submission

After all that fast and furious action, to think it was a technical move that finishes this one off! Blake wins big, will he uses this momentum to go right after the gold?

 

Athena speaks.

“Helloooo~ minions! It is me, your Forever ROH Champ, your Minion Overlord, the Fallen Goddess, the Joshi Killer, The Alpha, but all around your favorite, Athena. And I know what you’re thinking: I haven’t been around, I left you high and dry, but guys, I’ve been wrestling on a broken nose, a dislocated kneecap, a sprained big toe. I deserve a vacation, too. I’m the one that’s been putting in the matches, banger after banger- SWITCH!” The trainees reply, “Yes, Minion Overlord.” Athena says she’s fought hurt time and time again because she is that damn good. And she- WAIT, NYLA ROSE IS HERE?!

The Native Beast sneaks right up on Athena because she ignores her trainees warning her! Athena brags about who she will continue to build up the wrestling community, because that is what the people deserve! Athena then looks over her shoulder and Nyla says, “Surprise, b*tch!” BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! The trainees rush up but Nyla throws one into another, fireman’s carries a third to SAMOAN DROP ’em, then SPEARS a fourth! Athena runs up to fire forearms, and says this is HER house! But then Nyla BEAST BOMBS Athena! What was that about her house? Don’t make her laugh.

Nyla storms out of the ring, shoves another trainee out, and says she’s going. BOO. The trainees run, but then Nyla grabs a door! Nyla rips it off the hinges, and says they’re gonna do some redecorating here! Nyla puts the door across the railing and apron like a bridge, and asks “Who’s the Minion Overlord now?” CHOKE SLAM through the door!! Nyla asks where all that noise is now! The Native Beast is coming for the top spot in ROH, will she take it from the Fallen Goddess’ broken body?

 

Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: Shane Taylor Promotions VS The Infantry!

Both sides have spoken, but now it’s time for action! Will Big Bad Shaney T. Boy & #TAIGASTYLE keep adding on the wins? Or will Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo prove they’re the baddest tag team today?

The Code of Honor is NOT upheld as STP takes a swing! The Infantry dodge, the bell rings, and the Infantry fires haymakers! Then Dean clotheslines Lee up and out while Carlie DROPKICKS Shane out of the ring! The Infantry then takes aim, and they DOUBLE PLANCHA! STP falls and the fans fire up with The Infantry. Carlie says no more games, he tells Dean to “get his big ass up.” The Infantry double whips Shane hard into railing! The Infantry then storms up on Lee, they put him in the ring, and Carlie slingshots to somersault and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Carlie drags Lee up and RAMS him into the corner!

Carlie JABS, JABS and JABS Lee, then tags Dean. Infantry double whips, double wrenches, then drop, trip, and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this but Dean stays on him with a wrench and wristlock. Tag to Carlie, Dean kicks low and Carlie goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Carlie wrenches Lee’s arm, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, then CLUBS the arm. Tag back to Dean, he climbs up and Carlie wrenches. Dean AX HANDLES the arm now, then he brings Lee around. Dean CLUBS Lee, Lee resists the whip, so Dean kicks low. Dean ROCKS Lee, wrenches him, and tags Carlie back in.

Dean scoops Lee, BACKBREAKER to the KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Lee survives, but Carlie BOOTS Shane off the apron for good measure. Carlie drags Lee up, Dean joins in, they mug Lee then clinch. Carlie runs but Shane trips him! Lee waistlocks Dean, Shane ROCKS Carlie and Lee GERMAN SUPLEXES Dean! Shane whips Carlie hard into railing! Carlie writhes, Lee tags Shane in, and Shane paces around while Lee fetches Carlie. Lee puts Carlie in, Shane runs up to KNOCKOUT FIST!! Cover, STP get the first fall!

STP: 1; Infantry: 0

The critical first point goes to Shane’s team, and he fires off on Carlie in a corner. Lee whips Dean hard into railing! Fans fire up as Shane keeps on Carlie. Shane claws Carlie’s face, the ref counts, but Shane lets off at 4. No sense in giving Infantry a free fall via disqualification. Shane CHOKES Carlie on the ropes, dares Carlie to smile now, then lets off at 4. Shane talks trash on the fans, but Carlie JABS! JABS! And JABS! Shane swings, Carlie dodges, but not the SOUTHPAW! Cover, TWO!! Carlie survives, Shane is annoyed, and Shane eggs Carlie on. The Infantry wanted this, didn’t they? Shane hauls Carlie up and Carlie throws body shots!

Shane HEADBUTTS Carlie down! Shane drags Carlie up again, scoops him and taunts Dean. Shane flips Dean off even, but Carlie slips free to send Shane into buckles! Lee tags in, Carlie hot tags Dean! The Captain rallies on STP and the fans fire up! Dean KNEES Shane, LARIATS Lee, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to float-over DDT! Dean kips up, the fans fire up, and Dean runs up on Lee in a corner, BIG back elbow! Dean keeps moving, but Lee follows, only for Dean to dodge! Carlie BOOTS Shane off the apron, then Dean fireman’s carries Lee! Carlie goes up, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the GORF SPLASH! Then Dean goes up to FROG SPLASH! Cover, Infantry scores!

STP: 1; Infantry: 1

Fans fire up as we’re all tied up, and now Carlie says let’s hit ’em with the deal! Dean agrees and he hauls Lee up. Dean underhooks but Lee fights free of the Jay Driller! ENZIGURI! Carlie runs up, shoots around, pop ‘n’ lock ROLLING ELBOW! Fans fire up but Shane’s back! Shane blocks a boot to KNEE Carlie, then clinch for the URENAGE! But Dean BOOTS and GERMAN SUPLEXES Shane?!? All four men are down and the fans fire up again! Dean flounders, Lee stirs, and the fans rally up. Lee stands, runs in, and BOOTS Dean! Lee keeps moving, corner to corner for another BOOT!

Lee clinches to BULL- BACKBREAKER from Dean! Dean turns it around, tags Carlie, but Shane tags in, too! They throw forearms back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans fire up! Carlie gets the edge, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT! Carlie stays up and rebounds, to bob ‘n’ weave and CARLIE CROSSOVER! Down goes Shane and Carlie covers, TWO!! Shane survives and Carlie shouts to Captain Dean! Tag and Infantry sets up, for the BOOT CAMP!! Cover, LEE BREAKS IT! Fans fire up as Lee saves Shane, but Carlie whips him. Lee reverses to send Carlie to the apron. Lee BOOTS Carlie, but Dean DUMPS Lee!

Dean runs corner to corner at Shane, but Shane catches him!! URENAGE!! Lee tags back in and he takes aim, BIG BOOT in the corner! Lee roars, suplexes, THE FANG!! Shane CLOBBERS Carlie for good measure while Lee covers, STP wins!

Winners: Shane Taylor Promotions, 2-1, by pinfall

That was as hard hitting as expected, and Shane Taylor Promotions puts money where their mouths are! Will they soon have those tag titles, too?


My Thoughts:

A really good ROH, but I am disappointed that the streamer’s runtime said 90 minutes but then it ended up being a two hour episode. All the more reason I skipped stuff that didn’t really matter. Probably could’ve skipped Nese, too, but whatever. Really good TV title match for Kyle and Angelico, and of course Kyle retained. And good story stuff, Griff helping Karter cheat Serpentico then Angelico coming to make the save. The tag match should probably have a stipulation on it to do away with all the cheating and such. And great Fatal 4 Way matches tonight, I didn’t think Aminata would win as quickly as she did. And great win for Blake, I suspect a match with Kyle Fletcher in the following weeks.

Good promo from Billie hyping herself up for that Women’s TV Championship tournament, and great promo from Athena and Nyla turning that into an on-location brawl. Nyla is definitely Athena’s next challenger, but I would think Athena finds a way to win. It’d be harsh for Athena to lose so soon after that epic match against Billie. And great surprise of Abadon showing up in ROH to add some star power to the Women’s TV Championship tournament. Really good stuff out of Castle, Johnny TV and Taya. Castle has always been great but his disheveled phase has been really fun. I also like that Taya & Johnny put it together for themselves that Taya’s initials have been “TV.” Pretty sure the incentive for Johnny facing Castle is a shot at a title, either World TV or World Championship, aka the Continental Crown.

Really good showing from Big Shotty Lee Johnson against Christopher Daniels, kinda wish I’d covered that one. But then really great tag team main event. It could’ve been better for Best 2 Out of 3, though of course they pushed it to the third fall. Good win for STP, but I would think a Face team faces The Kingdom for the titles first. This all still speaks to the problem of Tony Khan not putting his ROH title holders on ROH TV. Athena’s the only champion that showed up tonight and that was via video. Even Eddie Kingston, now that he is Triple Crown Champion, still needs to be on ROH TV in the New Year, if Tony would book him.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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