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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/10/24)

Will the Cup stay tranquilo?

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Will the Gene Blast take a Tour of the Islands?

Shingo Takagi has made it through to the next round, will his Los Ingobernables de Japon ally, Yota Tsuji, also move forward in the New Japan Cup? Or will Jeff Cobb conquer him in the name of the United Empire?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Bishamon & Tomoaki Honma VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Tomohiro Ishii, Toru Yano & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Just5Guys; Just5Guys win.
  • Six Man Tag: Tanga Loa, Hikuleo & Jado VS Bullet Club War Dogs; Loa, Leo & Jado win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Shota Umino, El Desperado, YOH & Boltin Oleg VS The House of Torture; Shota, Desperado, Yoh & Boltin win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; LIJ wins.
  • 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: El Phantasmo VS Mikey Nicholls; ELP wins and advances.
  • 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Taichi VS Ren Narita; Narita wins and advances.
  • 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Yota Tsuji VS Jeff Cobb; Tsuji wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: El Phantasmo w/ Jado VS Mikey Nicholls w/ Zack Sabre Jr!

The Headbanga is looking to join his tag partner, Hikuleo, in the next round but Mad Mikey is looking to lead the way for The Mighty. Will ELP prove he’s NJPW Strong? Or will the mighty not kneel?

Fans applaud as ELP has Jado try on the LED sunglasses. The bell rings and the fans rally as ELP circles with Mikey. They tie up, and Mikey shoves ELP down! ELP gets up in a huff, he circles with Mikey again and they tie up. ELP powers Mikey back a couple steps but Mikey shoves ELP down again! ELP is frustrated but Jado rallies the fans. Mikey and ELP tie up again, ELP waistlocks then headlocks. Mikey powers up to lift but ELP thrashes the headlock. Mikey powers up and out, ELP RAMS him, but Mikey stays up! The fans applaud and Mikey dares ELP to try again. ELP runs, RAMS Mikey, but Mikey doesn’t budge!

ELP dares Mikey to try! The fans rally, Mikey runs and he runs ELP over! Mikey flexes and says, “Wow!” ELP kicks from below! Mikey runs, ELP drops but Mikey RAMS him into ropes! Mikey then shoves ELP into a corner and ELP hits buckles. ELP falls back, Mikey drags him up, but ELP fires a forearm! And another forearm! Mikey knees low, runs, but ELP drops. Mikey holds ropes to stop himself, then he comes back to headlock. ELP powers out, drops down, hurdles, but Mikey avoids the dropkick! ELP avoids the sliding lariat! The fans fire up and Mikey is annoyed. ELP mockingly applauds but Mikey dares him to throw hands.

ELP fires a forearm, but Mikey says try again. ELP throws another forearm, and Mikey DECKS him! The fans rally up as Mikey brings ELP around. Mikey bumps ELP off buckles, then CHOPS! ELP falls right down and the fans rally up! Mikey whips ELP to a corner, runs in, and clotheslines! Mikey CHOPS, then he DUMPS ELP out of the ring! Jado checks on ELP while Mikey argues with the ref. The count begins, but Mikey goes out after ELP. Mikey hoists ELP up to APRON BACK SUPLEX! ELP writhes, the ref reprimands and Mikey “apologizes.” Mikey slides into the ring, but then slides right out to SMACK ELP off the apron!

Mikey pushes ELP into the ring, the fans cheer, and Mikey covers. TWO and Mikey is annoyed again. Mikey drags ELP back up, but ELP fights the suplex! ELP throws body shots but Mikey ROCKS him! Mikey suplexes, and he holds ELP up! The fans rally, ELP throws body shots, but Mikey still SLAMS ELP down! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer while ELP crawls, but then Mikey puts him on ropes. Mikey CHOKES and fishhooks ELP, but he lets off as the ref counts. The fans rally, Mikey slaps ELP around and eggs him on. ELP stands, Mikey taunts him, so ELP CHOPS! Mikey still eggs ELP on so ELP CHOPS again! Mikey CHOPS ELP off his feet!

ELP sits up in a daze, chest stinging, but Mikey brings him around. ELP throws body shots, runs, but Mikey follows to ELBOW him down! Mikey hauls ELP up to whip but ELP reverses, only for Mikey to CLOBBER him! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up but Mikey chinlocks. Mikey also fishhooks but the ref reprimands. Mikey leans on the chinlock but the fans rally as ELP fights up. ELP throws elbows then CHOPS! Mikey knees low, runs, but ELP drops to then DROPKICK! The fans rally up while both men are down! ELP and Mikey stir, and ELP rises first. ELP drags Mikey up to throw hands, then whips.

Mikey reverses but ELP ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again to FLYING ELBOW! Both men are down again, but ELP kips up! The fans fire up as ELP storms over to Mikey. Atomic drop and then ELP mocks Mikey’s pain. Mikey swings, but into another atomic drop! ELP then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS, covers, TWO! ELP goes up the ropes to FALLING AX HANDLE! The fans cheer while ELP aims from a corner. ELP tunes up the band and the fans join in. ELP aims but Mikey blocks Sudden Death! Mikey ROCKS ELP, whips him to a corner, but ELP goes up and over, rolls back, then dodges the lariat to springboard CROSSBODY!

ELP keeps going, LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Mikey is still in this but the fans rally behind ELP. ELP rises again and he reels Mikey in. ELP hooks the arms but Mikey wrenches free! Mikey ROCKS ELP, whips, and scoops, but ELP fights free with elbows. Mikey CLOBBERS ELP from behind! Mikey hauls ELP up, MIKEY- NO, ELP slips through the bomb to DDT! The fans fire up and Mikey flounders out of the ring. ELP aims, PLANCHA feints, then he mule kicks from the apron! ELP springboards to ASAI MOONSAULT! Both men go down at the ramp and the fans fire up! ELP sits up as the ring count begins.

ELP stands at 7 of 20 and he fires up! The fans are with him as he gets Mikey up and in at 11. Mikey goes to a corner, ELP tunes up again. Mikey turns around, ELP runs up, but Mikey ducks the kick! Mikey shoves ELP into buckles, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! ELP stands right up! ELP LARIATS, but Mikey stays up, so ELP LARIATS again! Mikey is still up, ELP runs, into a LARIAT from Mikey! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Mikey drags ELP around, but ELP cradle counters! TWO, ELP ducks a lariat to waistlock, but Mikey swings an elbow. ELP ducks again but into the DDT! Mikey rolls ELP to his feet, to hang him out to dry on the corner!

Mikey fires up, then fires hands! Mikey climbs up and brings ELP around! The fans rally as Mikey brings ELP to the very tup for the SUPERPLEX, and roll through for the SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives and the fans fire up again! Mikey is furious but he drags ELP into the drop zone. Mikey goes to the corner, climbs up again, and MOONSAULT FLOPS as ELP moves! Mikey sputters, the fans rally up, and ELP drags himself around into the corner. Mikey runs in but ELP dodges! ELP torture racks Mikey for the BRAIN SALAD! And then SUDDEN DEATH!! Cover, TWO?!? Mikey survives and shocks ELP!

The fans fire up even more as ELP pounds the mat. ELP brings Mikey up and in, but Mikey trips him to a jackknife bridge! TWO and ELP sunset flips! TWO and Mikey has it! TWO and ELP ghost pins! ELP WINS!!!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but they do get caught by surprise! Will both NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions take over the New Japan Cup?

 

2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Taichi VS Ren Narita w/ Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The Holy Emperor seeks the highest throne in NJPW, but the Souled Out SOB just wants to bring more gold to the House of Torture. Will Taichi win big for Just5Guys? Or will the House help Narita stack the deck like always?

Taichi sees The Heel Master standing in the ring with Narita and is understandably wary. Kanemaru dares Taichi to get in the ring already, even pushing the ref aside. The fans tell Kanemaru to go away but the ref just gives Kanemaru a warning. Taichi finally steps into the ring, but of course Narita & Kanemaru attack together! The ref reprimands and the fans boo but Kanemaru & Narita double whip Taichi to a corner. Kanemaru runs in, Taichi dodges! Taichi BOOTS Narita, SOBATS Kanemaru, then he TOSSES Kanemaru out! Boltin Oleg picks Kanemaru up and away, and now things are properly 1v1!

But Narita still blindsides Taichi from behind! The bell rings, Narita CLUBS away on Taichi then tosses him out! Narita goes out to CLUB Taichi, then whips him into railing! Narita storms up on Taichi, brings him into the crowd, and he tells fans to clear out! The fans do as told, and Narita BOWLS Taichi into the chairs! The ref reprimands, Narita drags Taichi up and headlocks him so he can bring him around the back. The spotlight does its best to follow them, and Taichi fights back! Narita grinds the headlock, knees low, then CLUBS Taichi. Narita brings Taichi further along, and tells more fans to clear out! Narita BOWLS Taichi again!

Narita leaves Taichi behind to go back to the ring. Narita grabs a chair and brings it over! The ref reprimands, Narita pushes him away, and Narita JAMS Taichi with the chair! Narita leaves Taichi behind again and gets the ref to his feet. Narita forces the ref to go back to the ring, and has the ref start the count. Taichi is down but the fans rally up. Narita wants a faster count, but it is still only 10 of 20 as Taichi hobbles around. Taichi finds the aisle, makes his way to ringside by 15, and staggers over to slide in at 19! The fans cheer but Narita is annoyed. Cover, TWO! Narita looms over Taichi, drags him up, and CLUBS him on the neck!

Narita grins as he stalks Taichi to a corner and digs his boot in! The ref counts, Narita lets off at 4, then argues with the ref. The fans boo but Narita goes back to Taichi. Narita CLUBS Taichi on the neck again, then snapmares him for a chinlock. The ref makes sure it isn’t just a choke, but Taichi fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Narita pushes Taichi around, gets him under the ropes, and ROPE GUILLOTINES! Taichi sputters and the ref reprimands. Narita counts but the ref refuses! Seems Marty is learning from Red Shoes to not take any Bullet Club crap. But Narita argues with Marty while standing on Taichi’s neck!

Narita sits Taichi up to go back to the chinlock. Taichi endures, but Narita shifts into a headscissor squeeze! The ref checks as Taichi endures more, and Narita thrashes around! Taichi reaches out, rolls around, and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and the ref counts, Narita lets go at 4. Narita scuffs Taichi, Taichi KICKS Narita’s leg! And KICKS again! And KICKS again! Taichi thrwos ridge hand chops to Narita’s head and shoulders! Narita knees low then CLUBS the neck! Narita brings Taichi around to whip into a corner. Narita then runs in but Taichi BOOTS him! Narita runs back in, Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Taichi shakes out his arms and checks his neck which Narita clutches his own neck and shoulders. The fans rally, Taichi stands and he paces around. Taichi drags Narita up, but Narita CLAWS the eyes! The ref reprimands and the fans boo but Narita lets off to whip. Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Taichi stands back up, brings Narita up, but Narita fights the saido by clawing the eyes! Narita even scrapes Taichi’s face off ropes! The fans rally, Narita stands on Taichi, it’s a cocky cover, TWO!

Narita eggs Taichi on, kicks him around, but Taichi just scowls. Taichi stands, Narita fires a forearm, but Taichi doesn’t move! Narita fires more shots but Taichi just eggs him on! Narita still tries, but Taichi DECKS Narita! Narita falls out of the ring, Taichi goes out and whips him hard into railing! Taichi drags Narita back up, to whip into more railing! Narita falls back, Taichi brings him out into the crowd, and payback for earlier as he BOWLS Narita into chairs! The fans rally up as Taichi storms up on Narita. Taichi CHOKES Narita using one of the chairs! The ref reprimands, Taichi lets off, and he drags Narita back up.

Taichi brings Narita back to ringside, puts him in the ring, and fans applaud. But then Taichi grabs Narita’s push-up bar! The ref stops Taichi while Narita freaks out! Taichi lets the ref have the bar, and then blocks Narita’s low blow! BUZZSAW! The fans fire up and OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi takes aim as Narita rises. But then Narita uses the ref as a shield! Taichi moves the ref aside, Narita runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Both men are down and the fans rally up again! Narita grins as he brings Taichi around. HALF HATCH BRIDGE! TWO! Taichi escapes but Narita clamps on a SLEEPER! Narita grins as he squeezes tight!

Taichi endures, the fans rally, and Taichi fights up. Taichi stands and he throws Narita away! Taichi then runs up, but Narita catches him to a COBRA TWIST! Narita taunts Taichi as Taichi endures, but Taichi powers his way around. Taichi steps towards ropes and has the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets go but then grins as he waistlocks. Taichi holds ropes to resist, the ref reprimands, but Narita shoves the ref away! Narita LOW BLOWS then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Taichi survives and Narita is furious! The fans fire up while Narita goes to ropes. Narita vows to end this, and he brings Taichi back up.

Narita reels Taichi in for the DOUBLE- NO, Taichi stops the Double Cross! Taichi blocks Narita’s kick, shoves the ref, and LOW BLOWS Narita in return! The fans fire up while Narita writhes! Taichi hurries to get Narita up and into the SEITEI JUJIRO! Narita endures the modified stretch plum, even as Taichi twists him! But wait, there’s a commotion! Of course Dick Togo shows up! He distracts the ref and the ref misses Narita tapping out! Taichi would’ve won! Taichi shoves Narita down, and he sees Yujiro and Evil are here, too! But Narita shoves Taichi into the ref! The fans boo as The House of Torture mugs Taichi!

Evil & Dick double whip Taichi to a corner, then Dick runs in. Dick ELBOWS Taichi, Yujiro BOOTS, and Evil clotheslines! Evil snapmares Taichi, he and Yujiro set Taichi up as Dick climbs, DICK CHOP! Taichi writhes, Narita slithers back in, and Yujiro puts the ref in. Narita covers, TWO!! Taichi survives and Narita flops right onto the ref! The House gets back in, all their goodies at the ready! Dick uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Taichi! Dick makes Taichi stand, Evil JAMS him with a chair! But Just5Guys runs in! Douki TOSSES Dick, Sanada ENZIGIRIS Evil and Yuya ENZIGIRIS Yujiro! J5G tosses The House out to then DOUBLE PLANCHA!

The fans fire up but Narita scrambles around to find something. The fans rally for Taichi, Narita swings, but into the DANGEROUS SAIDO!! The fans fire up but Taichi can’t make the cover! J5G clears The House of Torture from ringside, we’re back to 1v1! The fans rally with “Let’s Go, Taichi!” Taichi goes to a corner, powers up and takes aim! Narita runs in to BOOT him, but Taichi GAMANGIRIS in return! Taichi roars and the fans are with him! Taichi brings Narita up, reels him in, DANGEROUS SAIDO BRIDGE! But Jack Perry YANKS the ref out!! The fans boo, they forgot the Scapegoat is in the House!

Perry gets in the ring, flips everyone off, and then brings Taichi up. Perry runs in from a corner, but Taichi dodges! AX BOMBER!! Perry pays for getting involved, but Narita has his push-up bar! The fans boo as Narita sneaks it over, but Taichi KICKS it away!! But that’s double-edged for Taichi! And then Kanemaru returns! He takes a big swig, to SPIT the whiskey into Taichi’s face! BOTTLE SHOT!! The fans boo as the House uses the numbers! Kanemaru puts the ref in, Narita gets Taichi up, DOUBLECROSS!!! Cover, Narita wins!

Winner: Ren Narita, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

It took the ENTIRE House to do it, but now they’ve got two jokers in the next round! Will Jack Perry and Ren Narita make sure the New Japan Cup belongs to House of Torture?

 

2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Yota Tsuji VS Jeff Cobb!

Gene Blast looks to join Shingo Takagi in the second round to improve LIJ’s chances in the tournament. Meanwhile, The United Empire has been having some trouble moving ahead without Will Ospreay. Great-O-Khan, TJP and Callum Newman all fell, but will the Imperial Unit take us on a Tour of the Islands?

Yota and Cobb stand face to face, and both are big men to be sure. They back up to put their jackets aside, and the bell rings. The fans rally up behind “YOTA! YOTA!” as he stares down with Cobb. Cobb says okay, and the two get face to face again. The fans do cheer on “COB-BU! COB-BU!” and Yota smiles. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Cobb digs in to power Yota back. Yota digs his heels in but Cobb still puts him on ropes. Red Shoes counts the break, Cobb lets off slowly and fixes Yota’s hair for him. Cobb pokes fun at the great head of hair, and Yota smiles as he checks Cobb’s hair. Then Yota CHOPS!

Cobb doesn’t budge, he just CHOPS in return! Yota takes a second, and he comes back with a forearm! Cobb throws a forearm, they go back and forth, and Yota fires a flurry! Yota powers up, runs, and RAMS shoulders with Cobb, but neither man falls! Yota RAMS again, and again, but Cobb doesn’t budge! Cobb eggs Yota on, but Yota just smiles. Yota runs up, they RAM shoulders again and again and again! Then Yota runs, only for Cobb to run him over! The fans fire up and Cobb brings Yota around, to ROCK him with a forearm. Cobb bumps Yota off buckles, then CLUBS him in the chest! Yota sits down but Cobb stands him back up.

Cobb whips corner to corner but Yota goes right up! Yota leaps to FLYING RANA! Cobb is sent out of the ring and the fans fire up! Cobb goes around the way and Yota builds speed, to DIVE! But Cobb catches Yota, to SLAM him on the apron! The fans fire up with that display of power and Cobb brings Yota back up. Cobb ROCKS Yota and Yota leans against the railing in front of commentary. Cobb knows to be careful, all that gear is expensive. Cobb CLUBS Yota, follows him around the way, then ROCKS him in the back! Yota grimaces but Cobb pushes him into the ring. The fans applaud and Cobb eggs Yota on.

Cobb stomps Yota, then brings him up and around. Cobb suplexes, and he holds Yota up to then TOSS him! The fans fire up at that newest demonstration of strength! Cobb covers with one hand, TWO! Cobb covers with a proper press, TWO! Cobb is annoyed but he hears the fans rally for Yota. Cobb steps on Yota, and pretends he didn’t see Yota there. Cobb “apologizes” then brings Yota up. Cobb wrenches, pump handles, and lifts Yota! FALL AWAY SUPLEX! Yota tumbles away to the apron and Cobb smiles. Cobb storms his way over, drags Yota up, and bumps him off buckles. Yota wobbles but Cobb goes up!

Cobb drags Yota back up, to deadlift SUPER- NO, Yota fights and is on the corner! Yota fires forearms and Cobb falls back! Yota adjusts, but Cobb DROPKICKS! Yota holds onto the ropes for dear life! But Cobb brings him up to CLUB him! Cobb climbs, gut wrenches, and SUPER GUT WRENCH PLEXES! The fans fire up for that feat of superstrength! Cobb makes his way over to cover, TWO! Yota stays in this but Cobb is sure that was three. Cobb looms over Yota as he eggs him on. Cobb mocks the LIJ fist bump as Yota sits up. Cobb adds the hang loose, and dares the “Young Lion” to show him what he’s got.

Yota rises, throws a forearm, but then he falls back over! Cobb is annoyed but Yota stands up to throw another forearm. Cobb CLUBS Yota down! The fans rally for Yota as Cobb whips him to a corner. Cobb lines up a shot, runs in, but into a BOOT! Cobb comes back, blocks the boot but Yota brings him in for the DOUBLE STOMP! Cobb flounders and the fans rally up. Yota nods and forces himself to stand. Cobb swings, but Yota BODY BLOWS! Yota fires up and the fans are with him! Yota reels Cobb in, but Cobb fights the suplex! Cobb throws body shots, then a CHOP! Cobb whips, Yota flips through the scoop to RANA!

The fans fire up with Yota as Cobb bails out. Yota builds speed and he DIVES! Direct hit into the railing! The fans fire up while both men are down on the outside! Yota roars as he rises and he gets the fans rallying again. Yota does a lap around the ring, brings Cobb back up, and he puts Cobb in the ring. The fans applaud as he says, “Vamos, amigos!” Yota kicks low, fires forearms, then whips. Cobb reverses, but Yota ducks ‘n ‘dodges and runs Cobb over! Yota then sets Cobb up for the SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Cobb stays in this but Yota stays on him with a suplex! Fans fire up as Yota gets Cobb up and over! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally and Yota keeps his cool. Yota drags Cobb up, but Cobb fights the fireman’s carry! Cobb throws elbows, then swings, but Yota hits the BACKBREAKER, COMPLETE SHOT and- NO, Cobb stops the stomp with pure power! Cobb gets up to CHOP and Yota gasps! But he still smiles?! Yota stands back up, and he fires a forearm! Cobb fires back! The fans rally as the forearms go back and forth, and Cobb gets the edge. But Yota roars! Yota fires a flurry of forearms on Cobb, but Cobb roars! The fans fire up as the forearms keep flying! Cobb powers up, swings, but into the BACKBREAKER, COMPLETE SHOT, and STOMP!

But Cobb’s right up!? Cobb eggs Yota on, so Yota runs up to COMPLETE SHOT again! Both men are down and the fans fire back up! Cobb stirs but Yota rises and the fans are with him. Yota brings Cobb up, but Cobb’s dead weight! Yota kicks Cobb around, mocks the hang loose, but Cobb BOOTS him for it! Yota runs in, but into an URENAGE! And FALLING HAMMER ARM! And GACHI- FLOP!! Yota BOOTS Cobb in return! Yota runs, but Cobb avoids the curb stomp, to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous! Cobb hurries to haul Yota back up and whip!

Yota holds ropes to stop himself, then he BOOTS Cobb! Yota runs up, but into a JAB! Yota V-TRIGGERS! Cobb SUPERKKICKS! Yota SUPERKICKS! Cobb ROCKS Yota with a forearm, Yota ROCKS him back! Yota then DECKS Cobb!! The fans are thunderous again as Yota fireman’s carries! Cobb slips free, though, but Yota switches. Cobb elbows free, short arm- NO, Yota ducks the lariat and runs into a TOUR OF THE- NO, Yota slips free! And hits a three point stance! GENE- NO, Cobb rolls the spear to gut wrench and RAZOR’S EDGE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again!

Cobb stirs but the fans are behind “YOTA! YOTA!” Cobb stands, mocks Yota’s pose and takes aim! Yota stands, Cobb runs in, but Yota KICKS Cobb away! Yota brings Cobb around, whips, but Cobb reverses to reel him in! ATHLETIC PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Cobb doesn’t hesitate, he fireman’s carries for the F 5000!! Cover, TWO!!! Yota survives again and the fans are electric! Cobb is beside himself, but he still has one thing to try! Cobb calls his shot and hauls Yota up. Cobb whips Yota to ropes, but Yota BOOTS him! Cobb swings, Yota dodges, but Cobb LARIATS!! Cobb aims from a corner, and sets up again! Cobb GENE BLASTS!??! Cover, TWO?!?!?!

The fans are electric again as Yota survives his own move, delivered by a man equally as massive! Cobb stands back up, says hang loose, but also mocks the Rainmaker Pose! Cobb drags Yota up, ripcords, but Yota V-TRIGGERS! Cobb stays up, so Yota V-TRIGGERS again!! Cobb is still on his feet, and he eggs Yota on! So Yota HEADBUTTS Cobb down!! Yota smiles and powers out! The fans are with him as he runs to CURB STOMP!! But that isn’t all as Yota grits his teeth. Yota roars and the fans rally as hard as they can! Yota brings Cobb up, points to the sky, and then goes up and up and SUPER CURB STOMPS?!?!

Yota drags Cobb up to then fireman’s carry and SWINGING SPINEBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Cobb survives but the fans are volcanic for Yota! Yota takes aim from the corner, and GENE BLASTS!!!! Cover, Yota wins!!

Winner: Yota Tsuji, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

It was an epic battle, and this Ungovernable conquers the Imperial Unit! Is this just not The United Empire’s year when it comes to the Cup?

As for Yota, he gets the mic while the fans cheer him on. Yota then says, “Now you know what kind of tournament the New Japan Cup is in NJPW, especially this time. Okada is gone, Ospreay is gone, Tama is gone. So who’s going to be the top guy from now on? This is a tournament that’ll show whether or not we’re going to lead NJPW.” The fans applaud that, and Yota continues by saying that until now, he wasn’t about some sort of generational change. But let’s face it: YOTA is the one at the center of this change! Fans like the sound of that!

Yota continues by saying out of this “new generation,” including Gabe Kidd and Ren Narita, Yota is the only one with any hope. The fans also like the sound of that. Yota says HE will be the one to lead NJPW into the new era, “Let’s open that door together.” The fans cheer, Yota smiles, and then he asks, “Are you ready?! I will win the New Japan Cup!” Mic drop as the fans cheer, and now Yota is joined by Naito and Takagi! A parallel to just a couple nights ago, the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion just wants to remind the real prize on the line here. LIJ has two powerful horses in the race, but who crosses that finish line?


My Thoughts:

Another great night for NJPW, and I believe this closes out the opening around. A lot of first-round byes are waiting, it seems. Anyhow, nothing shocking here, just a bit of a shame that Cobb couldn’t make it past the first round. Cobb and Yota was a great main event, but per this building story for LIJ, Yota of course moves on. LIJ has their two through, and now the House of Torture has two through with both Jack Perry and Ren Narita in. All the cheating is a shame, as always, but duh that’s what the House of Torture does. Pretty sure they’ll run up against the LIJ guys and then the House will be SOL, as they deserve.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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