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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/9/24)

It’s an ELITE Collision!

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Time to make it rain in AEW!

Kazuchika Okada isn’t just All Elite, he’s in THE Elite! And tonight, he stands alongside our AEW EVPs, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Danielson VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty; Bryan wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS Jon Cruz, Liam Gray & Adrian Alanis; Okada & The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Trish Adora; Mariah wins.
  • Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy VS Adam Priest; Nick wins.
  • Chris Jericho VS Titan; Jericho wins.
  • Mistico VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Mistico wins.
  • Six Man Atlanta Street Fight: Mark Briscoe, Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett VS The House of Black; The House of Black wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bryan Danielson VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty!

The American Dragon fell to the Mad King at Revolution, but he’s looking to rebound here tonight! Will Bryan survive this collision with Bad Boy Shaney T? Or will even he be saying, “Rumble, bad man, rumble?”

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Shane SHOVES Bryan down! Fans boo but Shane soaks up the heat. Shane eggs Bryan on, and brings up how Bryan stepped on Lee’s head. Shane promises to make Bryan pay for that. The two circle, tie up, and Bryan waistlocks. Shane backs Bryan down to a corner, the ref counts, but Shane elbows back. Shane then TOSSES Bryan across the way! Shane says it’s different out here, and Bryan’s just a punk! Bryan keeps his cool as he circles with Shane and they feel things out. They knuckle lock, and they go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength.

Shane’s size helps him bring Bryan to his knees, but Bryan fights up. The fans rally, Bryan rolls and wrenches to then get a leg. Bryan facelocks, then floats to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOW! Shane powers out, they reset, and Shane throws some jabs. Bryan KICKS a leg, then backs away. The two circle again, Shane avoids a kick and ROCKS Bryan with a right! Bryan goes to a corner, Shane runs up to CHOP! Bryan goes to another corner while the fans fire up. Shane winds up to CHOP again! The fans fire up but then Bryan turns things around to KCIK! And KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” but then Shane turns it around to CHOP and CHOP!

Bryan CHOPS and KICKS, and repeat! Shane staggers, Bryan KICKS and KICKS then goes for the leg! Shane drops to a knee and then Bryan puts the one leg on ropes! The ref counts but Bryan HIP DROPS on the leg! Shane goes to a corner but Bryan KICKS the leg, and KICKS it again! Bryan wraps the leg around ropes, pulls on the leg, but lets off at 4 to CHOP! And KICK! And CHOP! Bryan puts the leg around ropes again, then runs side to side, to DROPKICK the leg! Shane clutches the knee, gets it free, but Bryan CHOPS Shane again! Bryan stalks Shane around the way, but Shane puts Bryan in a corner. Shane throws body shots now!

Shane winds up, but Bryan ducks the haymaker! Shane blocks the kick then catches the leg to KICK back! Bryan wobbles, Shane ROCKS him with a right! Bryan falls right out of the ring! The fans go wild as Shane paces and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane storms out after Bryan, brings him up, and ROCKS him again. Shane then has Bryan against railing, to CHOP! Even fans are gasping from that one! Shane leaves Bryan behind and argues with the ref, and that lets Moriarty get a cheap shot in! Moriarty flexes and Shane goes back out to fetch Bryan. Shane scoops Bryan and carries him around, to SNAKE EYES off the apron! Bryan slumps down and Shane eggs him on. Shane puts Bryan on the apron, to CLUB him in the chest! Shane then steps in to drag Bryan up, but Bryan fires a forearm! And another! And another! Shane KNEES low, then KNEES again, then KNEES again!

Bryan flops back in a corner and Shane paces around. Shane digs his boot into Bryan’s face, but he lets off as the ref counts. Bryan slumps over while Shane mocks the “I have ’til five!” that Bryan always does. And then Moriarty gets another cheap shot in! Shane kicks Bryan around, goes to the apron, and he has Bryan in place. Collision returns to single picture as Shane stands on Bryan’s chest! The ref counts, Shane steps back, and then Shane soaks up the heat while he lines up a shot. Shane runs up, GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans fire up and Shane grins. Shane then steps back inside and covers, TWO!

Bryan is still in this but Shane reminds him about what he did to Moriarty. Shane HEADBUTTS Bryan down, then stands him up. Shane CHOPS again and Bryan sputters! Shane stands Bryan up and gets in Bryan’s face in the corner. The ref counts, Shane lets off, and Shane CHOPS again! Bryan falls to his knees and crawls along the ropes while the fans fire up. Shane taunts the fans, Moriarty taunts Bryan, and Shane whips Bryan corner to corner. Bryan goes up and over! Bryan keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges and dropkicks the leg! Shane hobbles around and ends up in a corner! Shane runs in but Bryan dodges, and the splash hits buckles!

Bryan drags Shane to the corner, and he has the bad leg! Bryan SLAMS the bad leg into the post! And SLAMs it again! The fans rally as Bryan SLAMS the leg again! The ref counts, Bryan glares at Nigel for being biased, and then Bryan climbs up. Shane turns around, Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Shane stays up so Bryan runs up to KICK! And KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Shane hobbles as Bryan KICKS again! Shane falls, the fans fire up, and Bryan nods. Bryan winds up to KICK! And KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan winds up, BUZZSAW! Cover, ONE?!? Shane still has power to spare and Bryan is surprised!

Shane goes to a corner, Moriarty coaches him up and the fans fire up! Bryan runs corner to corner, to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps going, he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps on going, but Shane takes a swing! Bryan ducks, but the SOUTHPAW finds him! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives and Shane is frustrated. The fans rally, Shane kicks at Bryan and eggs him on. Bryan ROCKS Shane, and ROCKS him, and ROCKS him again! Bryan swings, Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT! Then URENAGE! And SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives again and Shane is beside himself! Moriarty is also anxious as Bryan crawls to a corner.

Shane goes to the opposite corner, he runs in at Bryan, but Bryan moves! Cannonball hits buckles, and then Bryan aims! “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU0 NO, Shane scoops Bryan into position! But Bryan slips free to ROUNDHOUSE! And ROUNDHOUSE! And ROUNDHOUSE!! Shane roars, Bryan dodges once, dodges twice, and BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

Shane Taylor did rumble, he did push Bryan, but he could not slay The American Dragon! But wait! Will Ospreay is here! The Aerial Assassin is confronting Bryan like Bryan did him on Dynamite! The fans are thunderous as Ospreay and Bryan are in the ring, and Ospreay gets a mic. “Alright, everyone, how’re you doing? Good?” Ospreay wants another mic so he can give it to Bryan. Can’t have a chat just by himself, right? Ospreay says give a round of applause for that match! The fans do cheer, and Ospreay says it is so incredible watching Bryan work. The amount of years Bryan has put in this, and he is still performing at the highest levels!

The fans sing “Ospreay~, Ospreay Ospreay Ospreay~! Ospreay~, Ospreay~!” He thanks them for that, and he says in the short time that Ospreay’s been here, he’s noticed a lot of things. First thing: the sandwiches in the back are lovely. But the thing he noticed when Bryan walks around the halls, everyone looks and goes, “F me, that’s Bryan Danielson! That’s the bar!” Bryan sets the standard here! His enthusiasm for pro-wrestling is infectious. It inspires Ospreay, it inspires others. So for everyone here that just loves pro-wrestling, Bryan is owed so much. So on behalf of everyone, Ospreay thanks Bryan for everything he has done.

The fans also join in with “YES! YES! YES!” but then Ospreay has a “Mmm… BUT! You, you cheeky little slag, you interrupted me on my main event Dynamite! So I’ve got this warm feeling in my belly, right? I’ve got this warm feeling that maybe, just maybe, Mr. Danielson, you have something you wanna ask me.” The fans like the sound of that! Bryan smiles and says, “That’s about half right. I have something I wanna ask you, and I have something I wanna say to you. First, welcome to AEW!” The fans cheer that! Bryan continues with, “And secondly, I saw the match that you had with Takeshita at Revolution.

“Not only did you win, but that was one of the best damn matches I’ve ever seen.” The fans cheer there. Bryan also says he listened to Ospreay in the Media Scrum afterward. Ospreay said that for years, he’s been screaming into the camera how he’s the best wrestler in the world, and he came here to prove it! Well, Bryan wants to give Ospreay that chance. The fans fire up for that! So then, what about Bryan Danielson VS Will Ospreay at AEW Dynasty!? The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” Ospreay’s answer is, “Yes, bruv!” They shake on it, and we have a major dream match set for April 21st! Who proves they really are THE best today?

 

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS Jon Cruz, Liam Gray & Adrian Alanis!

The Rainmaker has not only joined AEW, but he’s joined the EVPs as the newest member of The Elite! In fact, he’s replacing Kenny Omega, who Matthew & Nicholas Jackson “fired” from The Elite! Will Okada pay for selling out? Or will he make more money than ever before?

The trios sort out, Cruz starts against Nick, and they circle. But then Okada wants in? The fans rally up, and Nick tags him in! The fans fire up and Cruz is concerned. Okada and Cruz circle, tie up, and Okada puts Cruz on ropes. The ref counts, Okada lets off, but then fakes the cheap shot to pat Cruz on the head. But then Okada kicks low! Okada CLUBS Cruz, whips him to ropes, and FLAPJACKS him! The fans fire up as Cruz flounders around. Okada brings Cruz up, TOSSES him to the corner, and Alanis tags in. The fans fire up as Okada eggs Alanis on. Alanis fires heavy forearms, but Okada doesn’t care!

Alanis fires a flurry, runs, but into the DROPKICK! Okada looms over Alanis, drags him up, and he TOSSES Alanis to the corner! The fans fire up but Gray isn’t sure. Gray tags in, fires up, and he fires haymakers! Okada eggs him on but then gets around! Ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Cover, The NEW Elite wins!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Okada won this all by himself and didn’t even break a sweat! The New Elite, NEW NEW Elite, celebrate and strike their poses. But wait! Eddie Kingston runs in! The Mad King wants revenge but The Bucks beat him down first! The fans boo but Okada joins in. Wait, here comes Pentagon! He SLINGBLADES Nick, SLINGBLADES Matt, but Okada slips away! Okada pops Penta up and tucks him in, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Penta tried to save his good friend but he just gets stomped around by The Bucks now! And Okada makes it clear, he wants the Continental Triple Crown! Wait, who is this now?! PAC?!?

The Bastard storms his way out, BOOTS Matt down and then DUMPS Nick out! Nick gets up but Pac SHOTGUNS him down! Bastard and Rainmaker stare down and the fans lose their minds! Okada fires first and the forearms fly! Okada UPPERCUTs but Pac SOBATS, KICKS and SOBATS! Pac whips, Okada reverses but Pac stops himself. Okada runs in but into a SNAP GERMAN! The fans are thunderous as Pac runs up on Okada, but The Bucks get Okada outta there! The Elite retreat, but Pac gets the mic! “Gentlemen! I’ll make this very, very clear for ya. The Bastard’s back! And I promise ya, I’m just looking for trouble!

“So if it’s trouble you’re after, you’re certainly barking up the correct tree! You understand me?! Boys! You want some? I’ll give it ya! Ya reap what ya sow!” And Eddie tells them all Big Business in Boston, Six Man Tag! See ya there! The Elite have some rogues coming after them, will Okada & The Bucks make it rain in Bean Town?

Mariah May VS Trish Adora!

The superfan keeps the cosplay going, but she’s also hoping to keep her win streak going. Will Mariah prove she’s a worthy understudy to Toni Storm? Or will the AfroPunk ruin all of Mariah’s fun?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Mariah wrenches but Adora wrenches back. Mariah rolls, cartwheels, wrenches and hammerlocks. But Adora wrenches back and wristlocks. Mariah flips through using the ropes, then wrenches and headlocks for the takeover. Adora headscissors and the fans cheer, but Mariah moves around and pops free. Mariah taunts Adora, they tie up, and Adora wrenches. Adora cording holds, then wrangles Mariah to the mat. Mariah fights up, but Adora wrenches, knuckle locks, and she throws Mariah down! Then she drags Mariah up to throw her again! Adora then rolls Mariah up, bridges, TWO!

Mariah hurries away but Adora salutes. The fans rally, but Mariah SLAPS Adora! Adora swings, Mariah dodges and tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Mariah gives a rebel yell then SHOTGUNS Adora outta the ring! Mariah keeps the imitation up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mariah runs and WRECKS Adora with a dropkick! Mariah then goes out to bring Adora up and whip her into railing! Adora slumps down but Mariah storms up on her. Mariah stands Adora up to CHOP! Mariah puts Adora in the ring, poses by a fan sign that says, “Mariah, I wanna be your ex-husband!” Mariah storms back in after Adora to stomp her around. Mariah drags Adora up, puts her through ropes, and pulls her back! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and then she runs side to side to DROPKICK Adora in the back! Adora flounders away but Mariah pushes her to a cover, TWO! Mariah is annoyed but she drags Adora back up.

Adora fires forearms but Mariah kicks low. Mariah whips and LARIATS Adora down, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Mariah ducks an elbow, but not the POLISH HAMMER! Adora HAMMERS Mariah again, then BOOTS her! The fans fire up and Adora runs to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Mariah stays in this but Adora shakes her head. Adora drags Mariah up, reels her in, but Mariah gets around to kick low! Mariah throws Adora by her hair! Fans boo but Mariah runs up, but Adora dodges the boot! BASEMENT GERMAN! Bridging cover, TWO!! Mariah survives but Adora roars! The fans fire up and Adora brings Mariah up. Mariah HEADBUTTS a la Toni! Then runs up to KNEE a la Mariah! Mariah fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

The superfan has become a hybrid of herself and her role model, and it still works out for a win! But speaking of that role model, Toni Storm makes her entrance! A microphone is set up on stage so that the AEW Women’s World Champion may say, “Good evening. This is AEW Women’s World Champion, Toni Storm.” The fans cheer, and Toni says she is here to present the first annual Toni Awards. Yes, that’s with an I so they can’t get sued. And this award represents Outstanding Achievement in the field of performance related to a pro-wrestling event. The nominees are: As Toni Storm in AEW Revolucion, Mariah May.

And the award goes to… Toni takes a moment to open the envelope, and says this is so exciting. The winner is MARIAH MAY! Mariah is so honored! But uh, she was the only nominee… Storm brings down the golden shoe, aka The Toni, but DEONNA PURRAZZO snatches it! And SMACKS Toni with it! Luther shields Toni but Deonna just smacks him then! Mariah runs out to attack Deonna! Mariah stomps Deonna, Storm adds on, and they mug Deonna! Mariah grins as she DDTS Deonna to the ramp!! Storm takes back The Toni and presents it to Mariah. The fans cheer this farce, “You Deserve It!”

Mariah then sits Deonna up, places the shoe, and Storm steps into it to be standing on Deonna. Will this mock fairytale still have a happy ending for the leading lady and her understudy? Or will The Virtuosa create quite the plot twist in the sequel?

 

Nick Wayne w/ The Patriarchy VS Adam Priest!

The Prodigy is back in action, with his mother, “father” and “big brother” Killswitch/Luchasaurus by his side. Will Nick make Christian Cage proud?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Priest. Priest and Nick tie up, Nick wrenches and wristlocks, then arm-drags Priest to a cording hold. Nick flexes but fans boo. Priest fights up and around to then whip Nick away. Nick runs Priest over then flexes again. Fans boo but Nick speeds things up. Priest drops, but Nick RANAS! And UPPERCUTS! Nick kips up, swaggers around, but fans boo. Nick brings Priest up, around, and reels him in. Nick suplexes, but Priest slips free! Priest ELBOWS Nick, UPPERCUTS him, and CHOPS him! The fans fire up as Priest winds up, but Nick gets around to TOSS Priest out!

Nick checks his nose, the fans taunt him with “CHILD SUPPORT! CHILD SUPPORT!” Nick goes out to storm up on Priest, and BOOT him down! Nick soaks up the heat then goes back to Priest. Nick and Christian smile, but Priest CHOPS! And CHOPS! Nick goes into the ring, but Luchasaurus storms up. The ref sees that and tells Luchasaurus to back off! Priest hurries to the apron, but Nick HANDSPRING KICKS him down! Nick fetches Priest back in, fisherman and BUSTER! The fans boo but Nick just soaks it up. Nick stalks Priest, puts him on ropes, and then stands on him just like Christian would!

The fans boo, the ref counts, but Nick lets off to then GAMANGIRI! Nick springboards for the WAYNE’S WORLD! Cover, Nick wins!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall

Nick says it was too easy, and Christian taunts the fans. Then he snatches the sign that says “Christian Skips Leg Day!” The fan in the golden luchador mask grabs Christian and drags him over! This man fires hands, RAMS Christian into railing, and the fans go nuts! Nick runs up but the mystery man BOOTS him down! Then this man goes up to CROSSBODY Luchasaurus! Surprise! It’s ADAM COPELAND! Edge storms to ringside, grabs the TNT Championship but also a case! Edge opens it up, but also holds up the belt. Christian huddles up with The Patriarchy and they swarm the ring. Edge opens the case to reveal something to Christian!

Christian is stunned! The fans ask, “What’s in the Box? What’s in the Box?” Edge sets the TNT title on top of the case, perhaps we’ll have to wait and see on that. Edge gets a mic to tell Christian, “Get your stupid little mouth ready to say two words. Toronto, Dynamite, TNT Championship, Cope Cage III, two words, you know ’em! I…!” “QUIT!!” The Rated R Superstar is ready to end this once and for all, what surprise does he have in that case?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe and Team Triple J.

Lexi Nair is with the Sussex County Chicken, as well as Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, and even Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh & Karen Jarrett. They’re going to be teaming up against a very vicious but united House of Black. What is the strategy going into the Six Man Street Fight? Jarrett says like they say around here, Saturday night’s alright for a fight! The whole world is talking, “Can Mark Briscoe trust Jeff Jarrett? Can Jeff Jarrett trust Mark Briscoe?” He is gonna tell Mark this face to face and man to man. Mark doesn’t have to worry about trusting him. Just trust that Jarrett will do anything to win this Street Fight.

Lethal says he still trusts Jarrett, and he trusts Mark, so he hopes they trust him. Mark says of course he trusts Lethal! They’re about to go to war, so let’s do this! Mark knows Jarrett a dog, so let’s do this thing, baby! They in Atlanta, let’s go! House of Black their ass!! This ragtag group gives it one more shot, will they be able to tear down The House?

 

Chris Jericho VS Titan!

“Corazon de Leon” has been making a comeback as part of welcoming CMLL to AEW. He defeated Atlantis Jr. even with Atlantis Sr. ringside, but will he be able to bring down El Inmortal? Or will this ungovernable make things tranquilo?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “Lucha Libre!” as Titan and Jericho circle. They tie up, Jericho waistlocks and SLAMS Titan down. Jericho ties up legs, then digs his knees in. Jericho brings Titan into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Titan pops free to cover, ONE! Titan facelocks, but Jericho wrenches and wristlocks. Titan rolls, kips up and bridges, to then go around, handspring and arm-drag! Titan handsprings up and aims a finger gun while the fans fire up. Jericho keeps cool, steps to Titan, and CHOPS! Titan is stinging but he CHOPS back! Jericho CHOPS again! Jericho eggs Titan on, but Titan CHOPS again!

Jericho CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS Titan in the corner again and again! Jericho whips, Titan goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans cheer that, then Titan goes Matrix to dodge! Titan CALF KICKS and the fans fire up! Titan blocks Jericho’s haymaker to knuckle lock, CHOP, and then he goes up and up to tightrope walk, jump and FLYING RANA! The fans fire up as Jericho tumbles out! Titan builds speed and DIVES! Down goes Jericho at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Titan roars as he rises, but that shot took a bit out of him, too. Both men stand, Titan kicks and knees low. Jericho throws hands but Titan SOBATS!

Jericho SLAPS Titan, Titan SOBATS and knees, then whips. Jericho is sent into steel steps, and Titan stomps him down! Titan puts Jericho in, the fans rally up, and Titan goes up a corner. Jericho trips Titan up! Jericho goes up, the fans rally for Titan, but Jericho CHOPS then fires hands. They brawl up there, and Jericho brings Titan up, SUPER BULLDOG! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Titan saves himself and the fans cheer while Collision goes picture in picture.

Jericho rises up, soaking up cheers and jeers, then he drags Titan up. Jericho hits a BIG back suplex! Cocky cover, ONE! Jericho goes after Titan’s mask in frustration! The ref reprimands, Titan throws knees into Jericho, and Jericho lets go. Titan crawls but Jericho hurries after him. Jericho has Titan under the ropes for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Titan sputters and Jericho blows a kiss to the camera. Jericho paces, soaks up the heat from the fans, then brings Titan back up. Jericho puts Titan in a corner and CHOPS! Titan throws hands in return! Titan CHOPS but Jericho pokes him in the eyes!

Titan staggers, Jericho BOOTS him down! Jericho digs his boots in at the corner, but the ref counts. Jericho lets off at 4, then brings Titan up. Jericho whips corner to corner, runs in but Titan dodges! Jericho’s splash sends him tumbling up and out to the floor! Titan goes out there to kick Jericho around. Titan puts Jericho in the ring, then KICKS and KICKS! Jericho CHOPS and CHOPS but Titan CHOPS back! The CHOPS keep going, then Titan fires off a strike fest! Titan roars, runs, but into a BOOT! Titan falls and Collision returns to single picture. Jericho rallies the fans, then triangle jumps, but Titan ducks under!

Jericho ducks Titan’s haymaker, throws him down by his mask, but Titan kips up to PELE! Jericho falls and the fans fire up! Titan builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Jericho drags himself up but Titan storms after him. Titan CLUBS Jericho into the ring, then slingshots to DOUBLE STOMP! Jericho sputters, Titan covers, TWO! Titan aims, runs up, but Jericho ducks under and spins Titan around! BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally behind Titan as he stays in this, but Jericho paces. Jericho soaks up the cheers and jeers, then brings Titan up.

Jericho fireman’s carries Titan for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jericho shouts and the fans are torn, but Jericho LIONSAULT FLOPS! Titan SOBATS, runs, but Jericho ROCKS him! Jericho whips, Titan reverses and TORNADO DDTS! The fans fire up for the cover, TWO! Jericho survives but Titan throws off the elbow pads! Titan goes to a corner, skins the cat to the top, and Titan aims. The fans fire up for the DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Titan pushes Jericho to a cover, TWO!!! Jericho survives, but Titan hooks up the legs! TRAILER HITCH, but then Titan stands up to further hook the legs! But Jericho powers his way out!

Jericho gets Titan’s legs, he works to turn Titan, but Titan cradles! TWO!!! Jericho escapes, Titan runs up, but Jericho sidesteps! Titan goes up and up and CROSSBODIES into a CODE BREAKER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jericho is shocked but the count is the count! Jericho wants Titan to rise up! The fans rally, Jericho takes aim, JUDAS0 NO, Titan goes Matrix again! CALF KICK! Jericho is down, Titan hurries to get him back up! Titan fireman’s carries, for the spin and DEATH VALLEY BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jericho survives but the fans rally for Titan! Titan fires a strike fest, then ripcords to CHOP!

Titan knuckle locks, goes up and up and jumps around, to FLYING- NO, Jericho stops the rana this time! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Titan taps, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by submission

The Lionheart does it again! But wait! The Gates of Agony go after him! They want after Jericho for him getting in the way of their beatdown on- WAIT! Here comes Hook! And he has a kendo stick! Hook JAMS Kaun, then storms in to bait Liona. Hook DUMPS Liona out, then SMACKS him with the kendo stick! And again! And again! Liona gets away and rages on the outside, but Kaun has Liona stand down. Will Hook and Jericho be an unlikely duo that slams these Gates shut once and for all?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He tells fans that one week from tonight, the tournament to crown NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions! With that in mind, here is one of the greatest teams not just in AEW but of all time, it’s FTR! The fans fire up as Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler make their way out to join Schiavone in the ring. Schiavone notes the battle scars from their great match at Revolution. But when we talk about world tag team championships, who comes to mind? FTR! They wanna be AEW World Tag Team Champions a third time, it all starts on March 16. The fans cheer on FTR, and Cash says, “So Mr. Schiavone, I think it’s safe to say that Sunday did not go according to plan for FTR.

“And all I can really say about that is… That’s life, right? It happens. Life has this way of sometimes, it can knock you down. And it has this habit of kicking you while you’re there. But for us, all we can really do is get up, dust ourselves off, and keep moving forward.” The fans cheer that. Cash says matter of fact, 2024 marks TEN YEARS of FTR. The fans cheer that, too! Cash says that is a decade of them getting knocked down, getting back up, dusting themselves off and moving forward. So with that said, what is next for FTR? As Schiavone said, we happen to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament around the corner.

And in case you didn’t know, now you know, officially, FTR throwing their names in the hat. Dax says that Collision has been built on the back of tag team wrestling. FTR VS Better Than You Baybay! FTR VS House of Black! FTR VS Bullet Club Gold for 58 MINUTES! And it’d be easy, so easy for Dax to tell everyone that FTR is the greatest of all time. It’d be easy for Dax to tell everyone they are gonna win the tournament, win the titles, grab this division, throw it on their backs and take it higher than it’s ever been. That would be easy! But there is one thing Dax is not, and he is not a liar. And we all saw the PPV, right?

Dax cannot confidently say that FTR has been firing on all cylinders. In saying that, Dax has some self-doubt. Everyone goes through doubt. Should FTR be in the tournament? Fans boo, they want FTR! So Dax says if you’ll have them, he promises that they will give every ounce of energy, passion and sweat they have in their bodies until they roll over and can’t get back up! Until then, FTR is hoping to become the first-ever THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions! #TopGuysOut! But wait, The Infantry comes in! Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo swagger to the ring and Dean has the mic.

Dean asks what’s good! Sorry to interrupt, y’all know Infantry ain’t like that. But for those who don’t know ’em, The Infantry is the most dynamic, the most popular, the most handsome, the most fly, and coolest, and don’t forget handsome, tag team there is. This is Capt. Dean, this is Bad News ‘n’ Tattoos, and together they are THE Infantry. But this ATL, this is home! So Atlanta, if you rockin’ with The Infantry, can we get a oorah? “OORAH!!” Seems there are plenty of fans in Atlanta who know Dean & Bravo, perhaps they watch ROH. Bravo likes that. See, facts is facts, and everyone knows Cap Don’t Cap.

But to be honest, Schiavone, The Infantry almost didn’t make it cuz it’s half-off down at Magic City tonight, and- Dean stops Bravo there but the fans get it. Bravo says okay, sorry, to keep it jiggy, the reason they’re here is because they respect FTR. The fans chant “MAGIC CITY!” and Bravo says yes, it is a magical place. But hey, respect. To be honest, The Infantry respects everything FTR has done in the AEW Tag Division, so this is them keeping it cool. When it comes to the tournament, may the best team win. They shake hands and the fans cheer, but then Bravo says it’s cuz The Infantry’s coming for the Top Guys’ spots!

But hey, this way, we can give the tag division what it’s really needed. And that is a bit of a revival. Say yeah~! Cash & Dax smirk because that’s clever. But The Revival is dead. And if FTR meets Infantry in the tournament, they’ll be dead, too. Now #TopGuysOut. Dean & Bravo gave some warning shots, but will the shot at the titles go to FTR instead?

 

Mistico VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!

The CMLL World Historic Middleweight Champion, and perhaps THE best pound-for-pound luchador today, returns to AEW to continue establishing CMLL’s presence. But will Mistico stay hot in Hotlanta? Or will the South Africa Stud make things real chill?

The bell rings and the fans rally up for “MISTICO! MISTICO!” Mistico circles with Angelico, they shake hands to show respect, and the fans cheer. The two tie up, then break. They go again, and Mistico wrenches to a wristlock. Angelico rolls, slips through, wrenches and wristlocks, but Mistico rolls, handsprings, and wrenches back. Angelico wrenches and trips Mistico, cover, ONE! Mistico sweeps and covers, ONE! Mistico handsprings up and the fans cheer. Angelico shows off with his jump up and spin, and the two reset. They circle, Angelico gets around and waistlocks to SLAM! Mistico turns over, Angelico grabs an arm, but Mistico uses that to get up!

Mistico arm-drags , then arm-drags again! Angelico says timeout and the fans cheer. Mistico lets Angelico get to a corner, and Serpentico coaches Angelico up. The fans cheer as these two circle again. They knuckle lock, but Angelico kicks low! Angelico whips, Mistico ducks ‘n’ dodges to handspring and BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up and Mistico feeds off that as Angelico goes to a corner. Mistico runs in, Angelico puts him outside, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mistico blocks the haymaker to GAMANGIRI! Angelico wobbles, Mistico springboards and CROSSBODIES! Things keep moving as Mistico ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Angelico tumbles out of the ring, Mistico rallies the fans, and he takes aim. Mistico builds speed but Serpentico stands in the way! The ref reprimands, Serpentico hops down, and Angelico slides in to BOOT Mistico down! The ref reprimands but Serpentico applauds. Angelico drags Mistico up to bump him off buckles, then he JABS! And JABS! And JABS! Angelico winds up and… JABS! Mistico falls over, Angelico swaggers about, and Serpentico tells the fans to calm down.

Angelico KNEES Mistico’s leg, then bends it against his own leg. Mistico endures, but Angelico shifts into a CALF SLICER STRETCH COMBO! Mistico endures, fights around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The red counts, Angelico lets go at 4, and he drags Mistico up as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Angelico JABS, whips, and swings, but Mistico ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA again! The fans fire up as Angelico is on ropes, and Mistico dials it up! 619! Angelico flops back, Mistico springboards in, MISSILE DROPKICK! Angelico tumbles right out of the ring and the fans rally again. Mistico builds speed to DIVE onto Serpentico! Mistico catches #SNAKEMAN off guard, then hurries back in. Mistico WRECKS Angelico with a dropkick, then fires back up! The fans rally, Mistico slingshots to RANA Angelico down! The fans fire up again and Mistico KICKS Angelico in the back!

Mistico puts Angelico in, the fans continue to rally, and Mistico SLINGSHOT SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Angelico stays in this but Mistico stays cool. Mistico drags Angelico to a drop zone, goes up the corner, and he SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Angelico survives but Mistico doesn’t let that bother him. Mistico stomps away on Angelico, then he brings Angelico to the drop zone again. Mistico climbs, and MOONSAULTS, but has to land out as Angelico moves! Angelico runs up, into a drop toehold! Mistico steps over but Angelico rolls through, steps over, LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Mistico escapes and Angelico is shocked!

Angelico argues with the ref but Mistico rolls him up! TWO, and both men are tiring out. Angelico still AX HANDLES Mistico down! Mistico calls upon the fans and they rally up for him. Angelico puts Mistico in a corner to clothesline! Angelico then runs corner to corner but Mistico follows to clothesline back! Mistico runs, Angelico follows, for another clothesline! Angelico runs, but he fakes Mistico out! Mistico dodges, but Angelico SUPERKICKS! Mistico HEEL KICKS and the fans fire up as both men fall! Angelico rises, Mistico follows, and he tilt-o-whirls, but Angelico slips free! Angelico runs, but Mistico dodges to springboard and CROSSBODY!

Things keep going, Mistico tilt-o-whirls but then shifts to roll Angelico up! TWO!! Angelico can’t keep up as Mistico runs again, LA MYSTICA!! And then the FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Angelico taps, Mistico wins!

Winner: Mistico, by submission

Angelico gets beat at his own game, Mistico proves why he is the pound-for-pound champion! Serpentico is upset, but Angelico still shows Mistico respect with a handshake. Will Mistico continue his win streak here in AEW as CMLL continues its invasion?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite: Big Business!

Things get even bigger as Jericho and Hook team up for the first time to take on Liona & Kaun! Will the Ocho and the Handsome Devil handle their business in Boston?

 

Six Man Atlanta Street Fight: Mark Briscoe, Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett VS The House of Black!

The Sussex County Chicken simply wanted to back up his friends in FTR against Malakai, Brody & Buddy, and that put him on the House’s bad side. Now, Mark teams up with another friend and a former enemy, will they all be able to #ManUp and win this war? Or will everyone see that when there’s nothing holding them back, The House Always Wins?

The bell rings and the brawl is on! Mark dodges Buddy and Lethal trips him up, then Mark fires off UPPERCUTS on Brody! Malakai glares at Mark while Jarrett CLOBBERS Buddy with a trash can! Lethal goes around to find Brody while Mark and Malakai throw hands! The fans fire up as Mark gets the edge and Jarrett keeps after Buddy. Lethal CHOPS Brody, Mark tosses Malakai out, and then Mark ROCKS Malakai with a dropkick! Brody turns things around on Lethal but Lethal ELBOWS Brody away! Lethal builds speed to DIVE! Brody hits the desk and the energy drinks go flying! Mark gives Malakai the FOLEY ELBOW!

The fans fire up as Lethal brings out a TABLE! Jarrett has a chair, he JAMS Buddy! And SMACKS him! Lethal sets the table up, and then Mark brings out another table! Malakai BOOTS Mark down first, though! Mark comes back with hands while Jarrett & Lethal mug Brody. Mark gets a few chairs, piles those up, and then just adds more chairs! Buddy helps Brody with Lethal and Jarrett, and Brody makes Lethal take a seat. Brody CHOPS Lethal against railing! The fans hoot along with Brody, and Buddy KNEES Mark down while Brody runs in! But Lethal drop toeholds Brody into a chair!

Brody sputters but Buddy takes ownership of a table. Jarrett drags Brody up, SMACKS him with a chair, and Mark fires forearms on Buddy! Jarrett SMACKS Brody again, Buddy ROCKS Mark, but Mark ROCKS Buddy! Jarrett & Lethal bring Brody around, mug him some more, and set up a chair. Buddy DECKS Mark, Malakai BOOTS Jarrett! Lethal still runs in and leaps off the chair, but Brody ROCKS him! Brody puts Lethal against one of the tables, then runs in to CROSSBODY through the table!! Brody breaks table and possible Lethal! Buddy has Mark on the apron but Mark fights back! Mark ROCKS Buddy, ROCKS him again, but Buddy hits back!

Buddy puts Mark up top, then climbs up after him! The fans freak out but Mark fights with body shots! Mark HEADBUTTS Buddy, and again, and again! Buddy drops to the apron, Mark adjusts, and REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Buddy flops to the table and the fans fire up! Mark adjusts position again, but Brody CLUBS him! Brody SHOVES Mark down, onto the chair pile!! The fans go nuts while Collision goes picture in picture!

Mark writhes, perhaps preferring the table to the chairs. Malakai stomps Mark around while Buddy & Brody go looking around. Buddy stomps away on Jarrett while Brody puts chair after chair in the ring. Brody wedges a chair into a corner, then whips Mark right into it! Buddy RAMS Jarrett into steel steps! Malakai drags Mark around, places a chair on his face, and drops a knee right on him! Cover, TWO! Mark is still in this somehow, but Buddy DUMPS Jarrett into the crowd! Brody sets a table up by the ramp while Malakai keeps on Mark. Mark slumps out of the ring but Brody reels him in, to POWERBOMB through a table!!

The fans go nuts, and Buddy sees Jarrett get up. Buddy DUMPS Jarrett back to ringside while Malakai RAMS Lethal into the apron! Buddy clamps on a SLEEPER for Jarrett, then he and Brody mug Jarrett against railing. The House all brings Jarrett around to the table by ramp side, and Collision returns to single picture. Brody reels Jarrett in, slashes his throat, but Jarrett resists! Brody CLUBS Jarrett, and then Buddy finds lighter fluid! Buddy mentioned wanting to literally burn Mark and his team, so here it is! Buddy drenches the table in the fluid, and Malakai has the lighter! But Sonjay Dutt runs up to SMACK Brody with the guitar!

Well, that was far from a Smash Hit, and Brody’s just annoyed now! Brody barks and Sonjay runs away! Buddy makes sure Sonjay keeps running, and stalks him right up to the stage! And then Julia Hart is there! Buddy steps on Sonjay, and Julia has a tank of gasoline!? Buddy dumps that all over Sonjay!! Julia has her own lighter! But then Jarrett SMACKS away on Brody with a cookie sheet!! Lethal stomps away on Malakai, but Sonjay begs for mercy! Julia taunts Sonjay with the lighter, but KAREN JARRETT LOW BLOWS Buddy!! Karen saves Sonjay, and then Sonjay POUNCES Buddy off the stage and down through tables!

Julia is furious, so she LOW BLOWS Sonjay! Karen gets in Julia’s face, but Julia gives her BLACK MIST!! Julia shows no emotion as Karen writhes, but Lethal RAMS Malakai into the railing! Jarrett brings Brody around, he and Lethal get Brody in the ring. They mug Brody, clear some space, and then double whip Brody to ropes. Brody reverses but still gets caught in a DROPKICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Julia coaches Brody up but Lethal helps Jarrett stand. They go after Brody again, but Brody HOTSHOTS Jarrett! Lethal kicks Brody, goes to the apron and kicks more. Lethal throws hands but Brody just gets mad!

Brody ROCKS Lethal, then eggs Lethal on! lethal fires a forearm but Brody ROCKS him again! Lethal ROCKS Brody, but Brody DECKS Lethal! Lethal CLAWS Brody’s face! And fireman’s carries!? Brody’s so big, though! Brody elbows free, and clamps on the SLEEPER! He makes it the HANGING SLEEPER!! Brody drops Lethal, but Jarrett has his guitar! SMASH HIT!! Timber! Brody falls through the table!! But Jarrett turns around, into BLACK MASS!! Malakai snarls as he and Mark are the last two up! “This is Awesome!” as Malakai tells Julia to hand “it” over. Julia gives him the SPIKE! Malakai stalks up to Mark, and stands him up.

But Mark blocks the spike!! Mark kicks low, reels Malakai in and underhooks, JAY DRILLER!! The fans are thunderous and now Mark has the spike!! Julia freaks out, she grabs Mark’s foot! Malakai runs up but into an UPPERCUT! Mark CHOPS Malakai out of the ring, then sets up a chair! Mark builds speed and leaps off the chair to FLY, into the arms of Buddy & Malakai! They DOUBLE APRON BOMB him!! Julia freshens up the table with more lighter fluid, and then she IGNITES it!! The fans are thunderous as Malakai & Buddy get Mark up, DOUBLE POEWRBOMB through the burning table!!

The House drags Mark from the flames, covers him, and wins!!

Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall

The Sussex County Chicken got cooked, and Julia helps Brody stand. The House Always Wins, but will this carnage lead them back to holding championships?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision tonight, and apparently prerecorded on Thursday night. Great opening match, and good on Shane to bring up continuity from when Bryan faced Lee Moriarty almost two years ago. Bryan of course won, and great promo between him and Ospreay to set up Bryan VS Ospreay for Dynasty. I said for Dynamite that this was the right course of action, so that Ospreay can build himself up towards the AEW World Championship so that he can have that match for All In: London II. Similarly, Pac is back, and hopefully he stays healthy and has no other issues to ruin his momentum this time, because he’s building towards as match with Okada, possibly for All In: London II, too.

Great win for Mariah May tonight, but the Toni Awards weren’t quite as highly produced as I was hoping they would be. And only one category seemed like less than it should’ve had, too. Toni didn’t even get to award herself anything, it was just Mariah getting a Toni. But then of course Deonna goes after Storm, only to get beat down. There’s definitely a rematch happening for Dynasty at this rate. And with Adora here, it was fitting Dean & Bravo were here. Not sure how I feel about The Infantry confronting FTR since they’re all Faces last I checked, but at least The Infantry is getting in on the tag team tournament. Though, that’s probably to feed them to FTR for a surefire first-round win.

Nick Wayne of course gets a win, but it’s great to see Adam Priest on AEW programming again. There might’ve been a throwaway match on ROH but it feels like Priest hasn’t been back since AEW Dark was a thing. And then the other Adam attacks Christian to add more to this I Quit match. Seems a little redundant with Dynamite’s segment, like this could’ve waited until Big Business, but now there’s intrigue with what was in the case. It’s gotta be something from their past, maybe even as far back as The Brood. Can’t wait to see what Edge brings out of the box, and how it plays into their I Quit match which Edge has to win somehow. It doesn’t feel like this ends if Christian wins again, so Edge has to find the one thing other than the title that gets under Christian’s skin and use that.

Really good match between Jericho and Titan, though it seemed like the early parts were clunky. They were probably just getting their rhythm since this was a first-time-ever match. I figured Jericho was winning, and then of course we set up Jericho & Hook VS Gates of Agony for Big Business. I’m figuring #JeriHook wins and then we might get Hook VS Jericho for the FTW Championship. Really good match from Mistico VS Angelico, with a really good win for Mistico, but that was all just a lot of “for fun.” There was no attack after, no one else showed up to confront Mistico, Mistico didn’t have a promo, it was just a really good match.

Then awesome stuff in the main event. Good promo from Mark and Team Triple J, but I’m really surprised they lost. The House of Black really has needed some wins, though, and maybe this helps some combination of two be put in the AEW World Tag Team Championship tournament, maybe Buddy & Brody while Malakai goes for a singles title. And maybe to counter, Mark Briscoe and Jay Lethal are a duo? That might upset Jarrett but we didn’t even really get a resolution on that story of dysfunction, they were just all working together again. Mark & Lethal costing The House in the tournament could be something, but I guess we’ll just have to see who’s in the bracket.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Trent Beretta’s on a Rampage!

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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!

Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
  • Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!

Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?

Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!

Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.

Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!

Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!

The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.

Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!

The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!

Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission

The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?

 

Don Callis is watching this.

And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.

Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.

Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.

Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.

Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!

Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!

Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”

Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!

The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?

The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.

Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!

Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!

 

Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?

The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!

Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!

Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!

Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!

Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!

Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!

Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!

Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to  Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!

Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!

Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.

The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.

Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/27/24)

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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!

Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
  • Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
  • Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
  • AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”

Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.

Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!

Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!

Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”

Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Tony Khan has a medical update.

He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?

 

Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!

When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!

The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!

White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!

Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.

White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.

White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.

White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.

Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!

Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!

Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)

The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!

Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!

Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!

Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.

The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!

Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!

Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!

Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!

Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?

 

Rush VS Martin Stone!

From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and  kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!

Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!

And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?

 

Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!

The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.

Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.

Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.

Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!

The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.

Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?

 

Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.

Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”

Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?

The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!

Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!

Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.

Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!

Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!

Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!

Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.

Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?

Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?

 

AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!

The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!

Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!

Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.

Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.

Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!

Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!

Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!

Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.

Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!

Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!

Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!

Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?

Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!

The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.

Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.

Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.

Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.

My Score: 8.8/10


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