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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Report! (8/21/18)

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After The Bludgeon Brothers used Champion’s Advantage to retain, The New Day get a rematch the SmackDown Tag Team Championships, with NO Disqualifications!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jeff Hardy VS Randy Orton; Orton wins, by disqualification.
  • Naomi VS Peyton Royce w/ Billie Kay; Peyton wins.
  • Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega VS Rusev & Lana; Rusev & Lana win.
  • SmackDown Tag Team Championships No Disqualifications Match: The Bludgeon Brothers VS The New Day; The New Day win and become the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions.

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The Miz & Maryse head to the ring!

The It Couple returns to SmackDown victorious over Daniel Bryan thanks to brass knuckles Maryse gave to her A-Lister husband. Fans boo because we all know now what he did. Miz and Maryse are strangely somber while fans chant for Bryan. But Miz can’t help but laugh. “So, I was able to close my eyes and really feel that.” He really felt that in a way he never has before. Two nights ago, something happened. Maryse takes his hand and helps him through it. Miz has a family to think about now. It is with a heavy heart and the utmost sadness that Miz, choking back the “tears”, that Miz officially announces his retirement. Fans explode with “YES! YES!” “Of ever facing Daniel Bryan again!”

Yes, yes, yes, Miz closes the eight year saga because he did exactly what he said he would! Miz beat Bryan in front of the sold-out Barclays Center! Don’t get Miz wrong, Bryan gave it his all. Bryan punched and kicked him maybe 100 times, but 100 Bryan punches don’t amount to one Miz punch! Miz has the hardest punch in the WWE! He did what Bryan said and punched him in the face. But when Miz did it, Miz pinned Bryan 1-2-3, in front of his lovely wife and mother of the century and their angel of a daughter. Now, Miz starts a new chapter in his life, where he’ll watch episode 5 of Miz & Mrs! But wait, here comes Daniel Bryan!

Bryan speaks on the stage, calling Miz a “coward!” And he ignores everything Miz says. Miz hides behind Maryse as he says he’s no coward, he’s a winner. But Brooklyn knows better. “You’re a Coward!” Miz knows Bryan will have to live with the face he’ll never be better than Miz and will never get another chance to prove it! Bryan tells Miz to shut up. Miz can parody a retirement and cheat to win, but it’s just another layer in the huge facade that is “The Miz”. The lights, the make-up, all of it. Bryan promised to punch Miz, now he promises to expose The Miz. “And that is the wannabe Hollywood star cosplaying as a professional wrestler.” No one is retiring yet. But Maryse says Bryan might as well retire and become Daniel Bella. Speaking of…

Here comes Brie Bella! And she hits Miz! Bryan takes out Miz, too, and the A-Listers regroup on the outside. The fans are loving Bryan & Bella, because Brie has a pretty good punch, too. But as Bryan was saying, he talked to GM Paige. And at Hell in a Cell, Miz and Bryan are in a match, but not alone. It will be a Mixed Tag, Miz & Maryse VS Bryan & Brie! The A-Listers are furious but the WWE Universe loves it! Which super couple wins when we get this Awesome Mixed Tag Match?

 

Miz & Maryse go in search of Paige.

This is not how stars are treated! But she has nothing to say about Brie & Bryan? Miz & Maryse are the stars of USA Network and the highest rated reality show. Paige is a worse boss than Bryan! Well, Brie still punched him in the face. The match stays, and that will be AWESOME! Talk to the hand.

 

Jeff Hardy VS Randy Orton!

The Charismatic Enigma refuses to be erased by The Viper, and now stands up to render the third-generation superstar OBSOLETE! Will Hardy succeed in redeeming himself? Or will Orton strike him down once and for all?

The bell rings and we begin. Orton powers Hardy to a corner, then throws hands. He stops at 4, but Hardy hits back! Hardy backs Orton down, then kicks away on Orton. He whips but Orton reverses. Orton runs into a boot, but then trips up Whisper in the Wind! Hardy crashes and burns while we go picture in picture. Orton goes out to fetch Hardy, dragging him up to throw him back into steel steps. And again! Orton brings Hardy up and in, then covers. TWO, but Orton keeps his cold-blooded cool. He drags Hardy up and out now, to then bring him to the announce desk. Orton drops Hardy with a back suplex on the desk! Then he drags Hardy around, for another!

Hardy is down while Orton goes back into the ring. Orton shows off by doing jumping jacks, but then goes back out to fetch Hardy again. Orton brings Hardy up, for a third back suplex on the table! He leaves Hardy down and out while refreshing the count. Orton drags Hardy up a fourth time, but puts him in the ring. Cover, TWO! Orton pulls Hardy’s arm to stomp on it! Orton picks Hardy apart with those signature sinister stomps. Cover, TWO, but Orton keeps on Hardy with a chinlock. Hardy endures the squeeze and works his way up. Orton puts more of his weight on Hardy to bring him back down and we go single picture.

Fans rally up and Hardy fights out with elbows. Orton headbutts then whips Hardy corner to corner. Hardy hits back, then boots back. Hardy climbs up again, Whisper in the Wind works this time! Both men are down but fans rally for “Brother Nero!” Hardy hits Orton back with haymakers, then whips. Orton reverses but Hardy runs him over. Hardy atomic drops then takes Orton down for the leg-splitting leg drop. Dropkick added, then Twist of Fate! Orton falls into a drop zone, and Hardy takes of the shirt. Hardy climbs high, but Orton trips him up. Orton grabs Hardy’s hair to pull him back up. Orton goes after the gauge hole again! The referee reprimands Orton but Orton won’t let up. He then drags Hardy out for the DDT, but Hardy stops that. Hardy has Orton down again, and stomps him in the dick!

Winner: Randy Orton, by disqualification

Hardy doesn’t care, he dropkicks Orton out! And then he leaps on him at the announce desk! “DELETE! DELETE!” echoes out as Hardy tosses Orton over the desk and into barriers! Hardy isn’t done yet, but neither is Orton. They brawl, and Orton rocks Hardy with European Uppercuts. But Hardy comes back with big haymakers, and he bounces Orton off a post. Then he throws Orton into the crowd! The brawl continues right in front of the WWE Universe, and the production area. Hardy even splashes down on Orton. Hardy clears a table, clubs Orton hard on the back, and even SMACKS him with a chair!

The assault continues with more chair shots, and Orton ends up on the spare table. Hardy makes sure he stays there as he rains down rights and lefts. He even assaults Orton with a handheld camera! Hardy gets a wicked idea, and he climbs up to the second level. Fans are freaking out as Hardy takes aim… SWANTON BOMB!! Hardy and Orton crash down through the table! Hardy sits up, and laughs! Will he have the last laugh in this war with the Viper?

 

Backstage interview with The Bar.

Cesaro & Sheamus wish to address tonight’s SmackDown Tag Team Championship match. Is it a prediction? No, they’re here to issue a challenge. The winners face them next, but in come The Club! Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows want to be both champions and the Kickoff Panel! Will New Day be hit with mallets? Or will they use pancakes to assault pallets? Abs Anderson and Big Gallows issue a challenge to the champs! And if The Bar takes issue with that, then they can meet the Good Brothers in the ring. Back to Karen in the studio! The Bar accepts the challenge, because they don’t just set the bar, they ARE the bar! Who will prove themselves worthy of being #1 contenders to the tag titles?

 

Naomi VS Peyton Royce w/ Billie Kay!

It’s #GlowTime in Brooklyn, but Naomi is going up against one half of the Iconic Duo. Will Naomi be able to avoid the numbers game? Or is the future truly IIconic?

Billie & Peyton play a guessing game on the way to the ring. Name something overrated, loud, obnoxious and has annoying flashing lights. Peyton knows! It’s Brooklyn! Fans boo but Billie says that’s the answer to “What’s a dumpster fire?” Billie was thinking of something else, wink wink nudge nudge she’s in the ring. Oh, Naomi! Then it’s only fitting Peyton gets to beat Naomi, and prove that neither Naomi or New York is #IIconic. Words aside, Peyton gets ready while we go to break.

SmackDown returns and Peyton has Naomi in headscissors. Naomi pops right out, then blocks Peyton’s kick to spin her around. Naomi swings kicks but Peyton ducks, so Naomi kicks her forward. Then the running split splash! Cover, TWO! Billie and Peyton regroup, but Naomi runs to wreck Peyton with a dropkick. Naomi drags Peyton up and in, but Billie distracts. Peyton hotshots Naomi from behind, then heel kicks her down! Billie says that’s what Naomi gets! Fans boo and jeer but Peyton and Billie taunt Naomi. Naomi gets up at the count of 5, then staggers up at 7. Peyton is on her right away with clubbing forearms and stomps. Cover, TWO, and the IIconics are furious.

Peyton bumps Naomi off buckles, then brings her up to grind her boot into Naomi’s chin. Peyton backs off at 4, then drags Naomi out. She clubs away more, then drives a knee into Naomi’s back. Peyton pulls and thrashes Naomi around in a chinlock. Fans rally and Naomi powers up. Naomi arm-drags Peyton off, then ducks int eh corner. She kicks Peyton’s leg, then tees off with more kicks! Peyton staggers but Naomi rallies. Springboard kick! Cover, TWO! Naomi goes in a corner but Peyton puts her on the apron. Naomi gives her another kick, then takes Billie down with a bulldog to a post! Peyton puts Naomi into a post, then drags her in for a Perfect Plex! Cover, Peyton wins!

Winner: Peyton Royce, by pinfall

The Venus Flytrap wins thanks to her Femme Fatale BFF, and the two celebrate all the way to the back. Will this lead to an #IIconic title shot in the near future?

 

The New Day are patched up.

Big E’s ribs are questionable. He usually likes smoked with greens on the side. No, his ribs. Oh pretty bad actually. But it’s fine, Kofi Kingston knows they’re still in Brooklyn baby~! They started their record-breaking reign here! It’s the birthplace of Francesca 1.0. And it will be where they become the Five Time W! W! E, tag team champions~! High five! Big E, no, rib sauce. Oh, sorry. But yeah, it’s time! Will Kofi & Woods use their speed formation to overcome the brutality of Harper & Rowan?

 

Becky Lynch heads to the ring!

The SmackDown Women’s Championship was within her grasp as she had Carmella in the Disarm-Her. But then Charlotte Flair hit her with Natural Selection, and it was all torn away. Becky looked to put friendship over titles, but then she attacked Charlotte without remorse! “I deserve to be standing here as the Woman’s Champion.” And that means Charlotte deserved her beating. Summerslam wasn’t supposed to be about Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Seth Rollins, Ronda Rousey, and certainly not about Charlotte. No, it was meant to be about Becky! Becky was supposed to have her time! Becky earned her title, and was over Charlotte being added. “Because finally, it was my opportunity to silence the critics that said I was just Charlotte’s friend.”

Becky imagined herself raising that title, being her own woman, that she put SmackDown’s Women’s Division on the map as top woman! Fans act like they’re with her, but were they really? Fans say “YES! YES!” Becky doesn’t believe them. There was no #GiveBeckyaChance. There was no boycott. And when Charlotte stole that match, fans got up and cheered. Were the fans really that upset? And when anyone asks “Who is the greatest superstar of all time?” they don’t choose Becky. Becky has become an afterthought. No, Becky doesn’t care about this generation of “all talk and no actions.” She has had enough of opinions, and she decided to take action.

That referee counting three was someone counting her out of a trance. Becky saw so clearly in that moment, that her “best friend” was just holding her back. Charlotte stole Becky’s moment for the last time. Becky decided to raise Charlotte’s hand, only to rip her head off! This was Becky’s turn, not because anyone else says so, but because she says so! Becky’s the best, “and there’s not a woman on this roster or anyone in this arena or watching at home that can tell me different.” But speaking of, here comes Charlotte! Charlotte and Becky stare down and fight with words, but Charlotte rushes the ring and they fight with fists! Charlotte gets Becky down with hammer firsts, but Bekcy turns it around! The two stand back up and then tumble out of the ring!

Becky has Charlotte against the stairs, but then tries to retreat. Charlotte gives chase but referees come out as they get back in the ring. Becky boots Charlotte but the brawl only gets worse. Paige brings out reinforcements in the form of the SmackDown Women’s Division. Absolution hold Becky while Asuka and the IIconics grab Charlotte. Fans want to “Let Them Fight!” and they get loose! The other women pull them apart again, but Becky gets Charlotte down! The roster tries a third time to keep the peace, but Brooklyn is on Becky’s side in this fight. Charlotte SPEARS Becky out of the ring! Charlotte even shoves her other friends away to JUMP onto Becky! Becky and Charlotte have to be dragged apart to stop the fighting, while we go to break.

 

Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega VS Rusev & Lana!

It’s a rematch from the Summerslam Kickoff as El Idolo & La Muneca are “amused” to beat Mr. & Mrs. Machka again. Rusev & Lana have lost every single time but now it’s time to show the WWE Universe it’s #AllAboutAlmas. Will Almas & Vega continue their sweep? Or will it finally be time for the Bulgarian Brute & Ravishing Russian to CRUSH!?

The bell rings and we start with the men just like Summerslam. Almas shoves then chops Rusev, but Rusev clobbers Almas. Rusev drops elbows, then stomps. Almas gives a jawbreaker, then kicks and elbows away in a corner. Almas backs off at 4, then goes back for more. He whips Rusev but Rusev reverses. Rusev runs into an elbow, then Almas goes for the inverted tornado. Rusev denies it, but ends up in the draping armbar! Almas lets go at 4, then springboards but into a roundhouse! Rusev tags Lana, and now Vega has to come in. Lana uses Almas as a step stool to then clobber Vega! Vega rolls out, but Lana roars “CRUSH!” Rusev joins in and the fans sing for Rusev Day while we go picture in picture.

Lana dares Vega to get back in, but Vega wants her to stay back. Vega goes in and circles with Lana, but Lana puts her in a corner for shoulders to the stomach. Vega denies the whip and hits a roaring elbow, then whips Lana in. Lana counters with a headscissor ax kick! Lana then gives Vega a ravishing bulldog! Cover, TWO! Vega scrambles away but Lana pursues. They’re on the apron, but Vega sweeps the legs! Vega throws Lana down, then pulls her back in a chinlock before stomping her down. Vega brags as she puts Lana back in. Cover, TWO, so she wraps Lana in a chinlock. Lana endures and works to get up. She stands, but Vega hops on as a backpack. We go single picture as Lana backs Vega into buckles. Lana gets free, but Vega gives her a jump kick!

Vega has Lana on the ropes, then hits a swing around into a draping chinlock! She lets go at 4, then gives Lana a facebuster. Cover, TWO! Vega grows frustrated, but she keeps on Lana with clubbing forearms. She runs, and gets Lana in a crucifix. Lana stays standing as she reaches for Rusev, but Vega shifts to a sunset flip. Lana sits on it, TWO to the Sunset. ONE, and Vega throws Lana down by her hair. Vega soaks in the heat as she runs in at Lana. Lana boots Vega then SLAPS Almas! Lana crawls for her corner but Vega clamps on. Vega drags Lana back but is pushed away. Hot tag to Rusev!

Rusev rallies on Almas! He gives a big shoulder tackle then a flying spin kick! Fans fire up with “Rusev Day! Rusev Day” as Rusev runs. His kick misses, but Almas’ boot feint to elbow hits! Rusev is down, Almas runs for CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO!? Almas can’t believe that Rusev survives! He drags Rusev back up, hammerlock, but Rusev pops out. Rusev back suplexes but Almas slips out, only for Rusev to clothesline him out. Vega comes in and gets in Rusev’s face, but it’s Lana who SPEARS Vega down! Almas has a chair, but Aiden English snags it away!  Rusev then MACHKA kicks! Time to CRUSH! Accolade!! Almas taps, Rusev & Lana win!

Winners: Rusev & Lana, Rusev by submission

They finally get one over El Idolo and his manager! And it was thanks to English. English always has his friends’ backs, will this help get the entire Rusev Day team back on track?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura speaks.

The King of Strong Style knows that the Statue of Liberty is about “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses”, and Nakamura believes he’s a hero to America! Or rather, the United States of Nakamerica. Who will step up to the United States Champion in the coming weeks?

 

Renee Young interviews AJ Styles on the stage.

The Phenomenal One is still WWE Champion, but only after Samoa Joe pushed him so far, he snapped. Styles beat Joe down with fists and chairs, but that wasn’t how either man wanted to end the match. What happened at Summerslam? Styles has a hard time getting the words out, but he finally says, “Summerslam didn’t end the way I wanted it to. But I don’t regret what I did to Samoa Joe.” Styles lost and he’s not proud of how he acted. But Joe crossed a line that real men don’t cross. Styles broke his promise, but makes a new promise to the WWE Universe that he vows to not break. “The next time Samoa Joe mentions my family, I’m gonna rip his heart out.” But here comes Joe from behind! COQUINA CLUTCH!

Joe chokes Styles out on the ground, then lets him go so he can speak. Joe makes the camera stay on him as he says “Oh~ Wendyyyy~!” There are a lot of promises being made. Styles promised to come home and tuck in the kids, but “daddy’s already gone night-night!” Joe doesn’t care what’s honorable, he only cares about what’s effective. Will he get another go at the title? Will he take that title for his own?

 

Paige quickly prepares for the worst.

Not only does she want medics on standby for the upcoming main event, but she makes sure they get Styles taken care of right away. Then she is visited by Carmella. It’s about time Paige earns her paycheck. Hey did Carmella do something different? Her hair? Her shoes? No, it’s her weight. She lost ten pounds of gold on Sunday. Don’t #Titleshame, Paige! Everyone knows Carmella is getting a rematch, and it better be 1v1. Not if R-Truth has anything to say about it! What? Carmella has been ducking him for weeks now. The running stops, and he’s getting his title match. Tell her, Paige. No, Truth, that was for the Women’s Division specifically. Please move aside. “You got lucky this time.”

Paige and Carmella go back to talking rematch. It will happen next week. Yes, that’s what the Princess wanted to hear. She moonwalks out of frame, but apparently Truth is still in her way. Truth, stop, put Carmella down! But she’s what’s up.

 

SmackDown Tag Team Championships No Disqualifications Match: The Bludgeon Brothers VS The New Day!

Xavier Woods & Big E stood against doom and gloom Sunday night, but it went to a point where the powerhouse of positivity would damage his ribs. Now New Day shifts to speed formation as Kofi Kingston joins the fight. Will that and the No DQ format be enough to finally stop the duo of devastation that is Harper & Rowan?

The bell rings and it fires off! This is tornado style even because there’s no disqualifications over illegal participation. Harper goes after Kofi while Rowan has Woods. Kofi hits back and chops back but Harper uppercuts. Harper suplexes Kofi but Kofi lands on his feet. Kofi kicks Harper, then Woods dropkicks Harper over the desk! The New Day have control, but Rowan changes that as he tosses Woods. Kofi hops on Rowan, but gets thrown off. Harper throws the arm chair at Kofi! It’s a demolition derby while we go to break!

SmackDown returns as Rowan has Kofi in the corner. Harper keeps on Woods on the outside, and he grinds Woods’ head into the apron. Rowan brings Kofi up for a headbutt, but Woods kicks back on Harper! Woods chops and kicks but gets a palm strike. Harper brings Woods over but Woods slips out to then hit the roaring elbow! And a drop toehold to send Harper into the desk! Rowan whips but Kofi counters with the kicks. Kofi dumps Rowan out to then penalty kick him down! Fans fire up as Harper goes into the ring. Woods and Kofi search under the ring, and go for broke as they bring out a ladder! They put the ladder in the ring, but Rowan grabs them both. Harper DIVES! The Bludgeon Brothers take Kofi & Woods out at the same time!

Harper & Rowan search under the ring and bring out chairs. They put the chairs in the ring, then drag The New Day up and in. Rowan bounces Kofi off the desk while Harper whips Woods into steel steps. Harper stands on Woods, then clears out the announce team. Rowan puts Kofi on the apron for clubbing forearms, and Harper adds on. Rowan boots Kofi while Harper goes back to Woods for stomps. Harper drags Kofi out but fans rally up for New Day. Harper helps Rowan hit Kofi with a splash, then Rowan feeds Kofi to Harper’s boot! Things go back in the ring, cover, TWO! Kofi survives, but that just means he and Woods suffer more. But Woods enziguris Rowan back! But Rowan runs Woods over!

Harper aims at Kofi with a chair, but Kofi kicks it into his head. Then a tornado DDT onto the chair! Cover, but Rowan drags him out. Rowan boots Kofi down, then narrowly dodges Woods to run him over! Harper and Rowan regroup, then coordinate what more to do to The New Day. They go back out, and start peeling parts of the ring apart. They drag Woods over to the exposed LED edge, for the facebuster toss! Woods hits bare LED board, but that’s not all. Harper sets up a couple chairs, and then sets the ladder across them. He and Rowan drag Woods up, and everyone anticipates what’s coming. But here comes Kofi! He flies in, but he gets caught into the DOUBLE CRUCIFIX CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!? Kofi survives?!

Fans are losing their minds but also cheering Kofi on for such superhuman toughness. The Bludgeon Brothers work on a new idea, and Rowan fetches a table! Harper sets it up but Woods grabs Rowan’s foot. Rowan kicks him away, but Kofi slumps out of the ring. Rowan goes to fetch Kofi, and Harper joins him. They drag Kofi back up for headbutts against a post! Now they grab the hammers! Harper slaps Rowan to fire him up, but then Rowan misses and goes into barriers! He blasts the timekeeper’s area apart! Harper SUPERKICKS Woods.

Harper checks on Rowan, but then has to hurry. He puts Woods in, but fans rally up. Harper drags Woods up near the table, but Kofi uses a Bludgeon hammer to stop him! Trouble in Paradise! Woods goes up while Kofi puts Harper on the table. Woods walks the tightrope, LIMIT BREAKER!! Cover, New Day wins!!

Winners: The New Day, Woods pinning; NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions

They are the FIVE TIME W! W! E, Tag Team Champions~!! Big E returns to celebrate with Kofi & Woods! Positivity and perseverance overcome the bludgeoning, how long will they take this new tag title reign?

 


 

My Thoughts:

SmackDown really did give us a great “Special Edition”. Miz mocking Bryan with his fake retirement speech was Heel gold, but then it was actually pretty great to have Brie show up and get her shots in. This Mixed Tag is gonna be pretty fun, and could be a sign of Brie facing someone at Evolution the same as how Nikki is said to face Ronda. Hardy VS Orton was great, especially with the finish and post-match beating. Hardy gets back at Orton for the most part, but if the Hell in a Cell Match is reserved for bigger, they need at least a Falls Count Anywhere to settle this.

Naomi VS Peyton is a decent match, I think they need more familiarity. But Peyton getting the win is good for the IIconics should we get the Women’s Tag, and even just in the Women’s Division. Then while Becky did great with her motivation, it was clear there was the Vince influence that Becky had to be the Heel and get mad at fans. The fans aren’t going to hate Becky given they understand her frustrations, so it should’ve been a Face Tweener VS Face, and Charlotte could counter Becky’s complaints with the fact a Triple Threat is everyone for themselves. At the very least, Becky shouldn’t take the typical Heel route of blaming fans when we have nothing to do with it.

Great to see Rusev & Lana win thanks to English this time. That was a fun Mixed Tag but this feud doesn’t seem over quite yet. The Club VS The Bar next week is going to be really fun and they consider it a #1 Contender’s match, but I wouldn’t mind if both teams got a shot to really up the ante for Hell in a Cell. New Day win, as they should have at Summerslam, but it seems this was done because Rowan has bicep concerns. Rowan sadly always seems to be the Wyatt Family member getting hurt, hopefully this injury won’t be as bad as some in the past. New Day VS Bar VS Club will be an amazing possibility, but I’m just going to go with New Day VS The Bar for the usual Faces VS Heels.

My Score: 8.5/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.22.26

After a great Genesis PLE…do we continue the momentum? Please let us continue the good…

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So TNA must’ve let Kazarian model the last two shows after a Metallica song because holy hell do I have WHIPLASH. The Debut sucked on ice, Genesis was tremendous, I don’t even know what to expect this week. Will it be another pile of cow turd? Will it continue off the momentum of Genesis? Will it be something completely different leaving me bereft of words?

Time to find out.

Ratings:

  • Cedric Alexander vs Moose w/Lish: Cedric wins via Double Legged Cradle – *** 1/2
  • M by Elegance w/Elegance Brand vs Indi Hartwell: Indi wins via Roll-Up – ** 1/2
  • FEAST or FIRED: Eric Young #1, Steve Maclin #2, Eddie Edwards #3, Trey Miguel #4 – ** 1/2
  • Mustafa Ali w/Order 4 vs Jeff Hardy w/Matt Hardy: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *** 1/4

 

Results:

Cedric Alexander vs Moose w/Lish

Collar and Elbow, into the corner, Chops around the world, Moose gets to feelin himself too much, wants 10 Count Punches or something, Cedric Snake Eyes him, Gamengiri…but Moose responds with a Dropkick and Cedric powders to the apron. Moose follows, Forearm Exchange on the apron, Cedric hits an STO on the apron, Moose is selling the back and has been moving stiffly during the start. Moose wants an Apron Bomb, Cedric shakes him, PK, into Dive to break the 10 count.

Cedric tries to feed Moose back into the ring but Moose turns it around and sends Cedric into the steps. Moose breaks the count, wants a Vertical Suplex but sells the back, a few chops and a Pump Kick from Moose as he tries to make his suplex easier, but Cedric plays the Uno Reverse and Suplexes Moose. Cedric climbs to the top, Frog Splash from Cedric for two. A couple of PKs to the back give Cedric another near fall, but Moose fights back, a few big chops, eats a Boot and Swinging Flatliner from Cedric, but Moose tries to fire. Cedric hits Moose and Moose does his Trucker Horn Pull signature taunt to try and get support to fire. Uranage into a Kip Up, Cedric tries to perch and reclaim momentum but Go To Hell, gives Moose a near fall.

Moose goes for a Spear in the corner, but misses and eats buckles, Michinoku Driver from Cedric, but only a two again! Strike Exchange again, both guys have crowd support, Moose goes for the Discus, but eats a straight forearm from Cedric. Cedric bounces off the ropes, eats a Big Boot, Spear from Moose gets countered into a Spanish Fly! Cedric goes up and Moose catches him with a Headbutt. Moose wants Lights Out again, Sunset, Single Leg, Moose stands, goes for the Jacknife, but Cedric pulls off the Body Scissors Double Legged Cradle for the flash victory again!

Mike Santana comes out, comes through the crowd in all his Latino DDP glory and comes out to cut a promo. 

M by Elegance w/Elegance Brand vs Indi Hartwell

M retreats to the safety of Rope Break like she’s Toru Yano. M catches Indi’s foot, wants to step on her toe for the incredulous actions at Genesis, but misses the stomp and Indi steps on M’s foot again. M gets in a few dodges, but no offense as Indi is in control. Chops and repeated Stomps to the foot, Uppercuts and a kick on the apron. M dodges the Big Boot, and they stomp on the other foot. Personal Concierge even takes off his Shoes and they hammer her boots with shoes.

Commercial break will probably end when Indi is starting her comeback. Interesting note through the match, ASH keeps stopping the rampant cheating. She hinted at a face turn during the Genesis desk, so maybe she meant it. As we return, Indi is throwing Elbows to break out of M’s Headlock and then connects on a Spinebuster to stop the heel’s offense. Just like I said…classic 90s wrestling TV logic.

Hip Attack into Bulldog from Indi only gets a two count. M tries to counter the Hurts Dontit, but its a little over rotated. They repeat the spot, done better and it’s a Roll-Up into a reverse Roll-Up, and did Indi grab tights?

Elegance Brand attacks, ASH stops them, M shoves ASH. ASH stands her ground, Double Xias come out for to back up ASH. BUT IT WAS ALL A SCAM! ASH attacks Lei Ying Lee, hits a DDT and all the elegantos stand tall.

FEAST or FIRED

Trey Miguel and Rich Swann square off for the first possible briefcase scramble, AJ Francis cuts off Trey, so Swann and Trey work together to Powerbomb AJ. EY then appears to stop all of the attempts, he poses in the middle, eats 4 Superkicks and then gets wiped out by Eddie Edwards and Brian Myers. They do a cut away to the back, then we see Trey jump into a pile of idiots, Home Town Man does the same. The everyone stand there and get jumped on spot if moronic. Home Town then grabs a briefcase, but EY cuts him off before his feet hit the floor. Unmasks HTM to cause him to drop the briefcase, EY picks it up and officially has Briefcase #1. Great Hands try to work together, Maclin cuts them off, grabs Briefcase #2 and walks out. SDL stops Eddie Edwards, Mance grabs a few chairs and starts lighting up Eddie. Eddie fights back, Blue Thunder Bomb onto the chairs. AJ Francis hits the Down Payment into the apron on Rich Swann. Trey stops AJ, Ryan Nemeth cuts off Trey, then Trey hits a Spider Suplex when Ryan tries to shortcut over him. Trey Miguel grabs briefcase #4 and hits the floor with it. Brian Myers clears out everyone else, Eddie grabs case #3, throws it at AJ since he was missed and then Dropkicks into the Briefcase so AJ drops and flops it.

Elayna Black talks like Xanax feels. She talks like she’s bored even if she’s trying to punctuate things. She’s hot, sure…but she’s about as interesting as licking drywall. 

Mustafa Ali w/Order 4 vs Jeff Hardy w/Matt Hardy

The commercial break starts things, so we’ll actually see most if not all of the match. Go figure?

Jeff gets the best of Ali early, a little mat wrestling toying, and is just straight, out wrestling Ali. Jeff lets Ali gather himself and re-enter the ring, a small rope run, Jeff feigns a punch and Ali retreats and throws himself over the top rope. Tries to come back, Jeff raises the fist, Ali cowers, so Jeff Low Dropkicks the feet and Ali stomps around like a child on the outside.

Ali finally gets back in the ring, puts together a couple moves but eats a Lariat, Ali counters the Jawbreaker and dumps Jeff to the outside. Matt handles Great Hands, Agent Zero lands a Kick while Matt is jawing with Tasha. Oh…another commercial.

During the commercial, Great Hands struggled moving the bottom steps into position so Zero did it himself. They set up a spot, but Jeff counters and Twist of Hate onto the steps. Both men sell the toll the match has taken, count gets to 9 and they both slide in. Jeff hits his combo, Manhattan Drop, Leg Drop, Low Dropkick, near fall. Jeff tries another Twist, gets pushed off, Jeff wants Whisper, but Ali Dropkick says no. Ali charges and Jeff Leap Frog’s Ali into the buckle. Splash by Jeff, into a Twist of Hate but only for two!

Ali trips Jeff into the ropes, heads to the tag belts and wants to use one, Matt pulls the belt away and fights off the Great Hands. Zero attacks but Matt pushes him into the post. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker but gets cause with a Twist! Swanton…missed! Ali positions Jeff, 450! Jeff kicks out! Elijah’s strum hits, and Ali gets distracted, Twist! Swanton is good! Jeff wins.

So the newest member of the Main Event Mafia…I mean…The System will be revealed today since JDC retired at Genesis. Bear Bronson gets introduced as the new member, and the connection is because Brian Myers trained him. Eddie, Bronson and Myers attack Dango and Moose! Cedric comes down to clear the ring but then hits Moose with a chair. The old…Quadruple Turn. Eddie, Cedric, Myers and Bronson are the new heel system. 

Overall Score: 7.25/10

The show breezed by, there were decent matches and we got to see a fair amount of them instead of an avalanche of promos, video packages and ill-timed commercials ruining matches. The System also never felt right as a Face Faction. So leave it to Eddie to put the Japanese flair on the Faction Reboot. I like this new look System, makes more sense how its built. Moose also had the huge hero moment at Genesis, so keeping him babyface and having them kick him out was very correct. Moose is hopefully going to be line for a title run, be it X or World, if he keeps up this babyface momentum, he’s got something in the bag.

ASH pulling the double swerve with faking a face turn just to show she’s cleared for action. At this point, I hope we never know why she was truly out and it’s just a giant scam because she didn’t want the bad optics of losing a title match. Feast or Fired feels like Maclin is getting fired…and that’s gonna suck. TNA has to stop building newer guys who aren’t known from WWE, and then just losing them to bigger dollar signs. Josh Alexander, Ethan Page, Mike Bailey, Ace Austin, The Rascalz…pay these damn people to stick around and build your brand with consistency.

But that’s theory crafting, and we have to wait til next week to see if I rant. This week…was surprisingly really good.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/22/26)

TAIGASTYLE steps on the Proving Ground!

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Will Daddy Magic earn a golden ticket?

Lee Moriarty is still ROH Pure Champion, but he’s looking for contenders! Will Matt Menard survive the Proving Ground? Or will he lose in ten minutes or less?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Adam Priest & Tommy Billington VS The Premier Athletes; Priest & Billington win.
  • 2v1 Handicap: Satnam Singh VS Josiah Jean & Dante Leon; Singh win.
  • Alec Price & Jordan Oliver VS CRU; CRU wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Auzzy, Hitt & Gino Medina; Castle & The Outrunners win.
  • ROH Pure Championship Proving Grounds: Lee Moriarty VS Matt Menard; Lee wins and denies Menard a title match.
  • Billie Starkz & Diamante w/ Athena VS Londyn Dior & Rachael Ellering; Billie & Diamante win.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS KM & Will Allday; Bill & Keith win.
  • Ace Austin VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie; Ace wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Adam Priest & Tommy Billington VS The Premier Athletes!

After being betrayed by Jay Lethal, then cheated by Lethal & The Swirl, #AllGenresAdam and The Dynamite Kid could use a rebound, but they’re up against Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari, who are of course accompanied by Stori Denali & “Smart” Mark Sterling. And of course the latter has to interrupt Bobby Cruise to do the introductions. “Everybody knows we are The Premier Athletes: Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari, and folks, 128 days ago, my bicep was ripped from the bone. And I have not been attacked in that time once, thanks to my protector, the Big SD, Stori Denali!

“And you have to think, if the Dallas Cowboys had even one athlete the caliber of my team, maybe, maybe they would’ve made the Playoffs instead of watching from the sidelines like you NARP losers.” The fans boo, but Sterling says it’s okay. Tonight, he will let them all be part of a winning team. So when he says, “Athletes,” you all say, “Rule!” NOTHING ELSE! Hands in, everyone. Ohh… ATHLETES! “SUCK!” GOTTEE! And finally, Billington & Priest make their entrance. Will they humble Nese & Daivari? Or will it be another team of big egos stepping all over them?

The teams sort out, Priest starts with Daivari, and Priest offers the Code of Honor. Daivari doesn’t want to, but Priest pushes him! Sterling protests, Daivari slaps the hand, and that’s good enough. The bell rings as the two circle, and the two tie up. Priest headlocks, wrenches, but Daivari rolls to wrench back. Priest rolls but Daivari wrangles him with a wristlock. Priest stands up but Daivari shifts to a hammerlock. Priest fires elbows, then trips Daivari. Daivari kicks Priest away, things speed up, and Daivari hurdles, only for Priest to RUN him over! Priest wrenches Daivari, but Daivari powers him to the Premier corner.

Nese tags in and the Premier Athletes mug Priest! The ref counts, the fans boo, but the Athletes back off. They shout, “ATHLETES!” The fans shout, “SUCK!” Nese brings Priest around, but Priest fires body shots and CHOPS! Nese headlocks, Priest powers up and Billington tags in as he powers out. Priest drop toeholds Nese, Billington runs and ELBOW DROPS! The fans cheer while Billington wrenches and YANKS the arm. Tag to Priest and he goes up, AX HANDLE on Nese’s arm! The fans cheer while Priest wrenches Nese and tags Billington back in. Billington goes up, he AX HANDLES Nese’s arm, and the fans cheer again.

Billington wrenches, he tags Priest back in, and Priest goes up again, AX HANDLE! Priest taunts Daivari, then he drags Nese up to tag Billington. Billington CLUBS the arm, whips, but Nese reverses. Billingston reverses back to HIP TOSS! Nese UP KICKS, then headlocks for the takeover! Billingston fights up, powers up, and turns things into a roll-up! TWO, Billingston headlocks, but Nese powers up and out. Nese drops down, Billington RUNS Nese over, RUNS him over again, but Nese trips him up! CHOP BLOCK! The fans boo but Nese drags Billingston out to shout, “Athletes!” “SUCK!” Fans are still not going for it.

But Billington RAMS Nese into the barriers! The fans fire up but here comes Daivari! Billington DECKS Daivari, but Nese THROWS him into the apron! Priest storms over that way but Nese points him out. The ref has Priest stay back, but then Nese distracts them all, letting Daivari and even Sterling stomp away on Billington! Daivari puts Billington in for Nese to ROCK him. Nese CLUBS Billington in the corner again and again, but the fans chant, “ATHLETES SUCKS! ATHLETES SUCK!” Billington throws body shots but Nese whips him. Billington slips through the scoop to scoop Nese! But the bad arm bothers him and he has to let Nese down.

Nese storms up on Billington to WRING that arm out! Cover, TWO! Nese is annoyed but he drags Billington up again. “Athletes!” “SUCK!” Nese CLUBS Billington’s arm, wraps it around the ropes, and he pulls on it! The ref counts, Nese steps outside, and he uses the ropes in the BEARHUG! The ref reprimands, Nese stops, and Nese steps back in. HOTSHOT BULLDOG! The fans boo but Nese jumps back in, PREMIER TRIANGLE FLOPS as Billington moves! Nese hurries to hot tag Daivari! ELBOW DROP on Billington’s back! Daivari whips Billington, Billington ducks ‘n’ dodges, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide!

Both men are down and the fans fire up! Billington and Daivari crawl, Daivari tries to anchor Billington but Billington shakes loose. Hot tag to Priest! Priest LARIATS Daivari again and again, then whips corner to corner. Priest runs up to CHOP, then he whips Daivari corner to corner again. Priest blocks a boot to spin Daivari for a GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up as Priest goes up, but Nese jumps up to get him! Priest SHOVES Nese down, then TORNADO DDTS! The fans fire up and Priest has Daivari, only for Daivari to cradle! TWO, Daivari dodges a lariat, but not the BODY CHECK! And the HALF CRAB!

Nese is in, but Billington snatches him! CROSSFACE! The fans fire up, but Sterling gets on the apron! Billington chases him off, but Nese THROAT CHOPS Billington! And he STOMPS Priest! The fans boo but the Premier Athletes stand Priest up. Daivari runs, but Priest slips free, the SHOULDER TACKLE hits Nese! The fans fire up again, and Priest fires body shots and haymakers on Daivari! UPPERCUT and Daivari falls! Priest helps Billington to his feet, they get Daivari up, and Billington runs, but Nese DUMPS him out! The fans boo, but Daivari has Priest hooked up! LION’S LARIAT! Tag to Nese!

Nese gets Priest up, he and Daivari work together, ELEVATED DDT! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and the fans fire up! They also rub that in Sterling’s face! Nese fireman’s carries, but Priest slips free and SHOVES him into Daivari! Then Priest snatches Nese’s leg to DRAGON SCREW it! Then he turns Nese over, HALF CRAB! Sterling gets on the apron, but Billington YANKS him down! The ref reprimands, but STORI gets in! SIX STORI CHOKE SLAM!! Nese covers, but Billington DIVING HEADBUTTS! Even Stori is shocked! Daivari fires off on Billington, then whips, but Billington reverses to TOSS him out!

Billington them DIVES to wipe Daivari out at the ramp! Nese hurries to get Priest, but Priest snatches him to a cradle, TWO! Nese is up, Priest kicks and whips, but Nese reverses to slide under! Pump handle, and- NO, Priest slips free, O’Conner Roll! PRIEST & BILLINGTON WIN!

Winners: Adam Priest & Tommy Billington, by pinfall

But then THE LETHAL SWIRL attacks! The fans boo as Lethal, Johnson, Christian, and even the Premier Athletes all mug Priest & Billington 5v2! The fans boo, but Big Shotty and The Franchise put them in FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCKS! The fans boo, but Lethal & Johnson let them go. The Premier Athletes let The Lethal Swirl handle this, and even Vanilla Baby gets to put on a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! Lethal, Johnson & Christian stand tall, and Blake Christian signals he’ll have a belt soon enough. Will Bandido have to finally give Vanilla Baby what he wants? Or will he give Blake Christian what he deserves?

 

Alec Price & Jordan Oliver VS CRU!

“Bustah & The Brain” gave FTR a run for their money in their Dynamite debut, but they’ve got a bright future ahead of them. Meanwhile, The Man of the Hour & The Sight to See want to prove they’re the now, calling out The Rascalz before The Rascalz have even really landed in AEW. Which tag team proves they’re the ones to watch in the New Year?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the teams sort out. Oliver and Andretti start and the bell rings. The fans rally as the two circle, and the two tie up. Oliver waistlocks, Action switches, but Oliver backs him up to the ropes. Oliver drop toeholds, but Action stays up! Action wags his finger, but Oliver rolls the other way! Action rebounds off ropes and Oliver drop toeholds after all! Oliver says he’s smart, and he floats to a headlock. Action fights up, Oliver wrenches, and he tags Price. Price CLUBS the arm, wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then wristlocks. Action spins, bridges, and handsprings to wrench and whip. Price reverses, Action goes up and over and handsprings away.

Price runs up but Action DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up as both men hurry up. Action arm-drags Price down for the armlock and the fans applaud. Price fights up, but Action wrenches and tags in Lio. Lio wrenches Price to wristlock, but Price uses the ropes to flip through! Price wrenches, whips, arm-drags, but Lio handsprings through! Lio drops down on the dropdown to gator roll Price! Lio drags Price up, but Price wrenches free to wristlock and whip again. Lio reverses, Price tags Oliver, then Price whips Lio! Lio dodges Oliver, avoids Price, tag to Action! Lio runs up on Oliver but Oliver ducks the lariat!

Action dodges Oliver, Price dodges Action, and the teams stand off. The fans cheer that, and both teams agree to a truce. They back away, but Price & Oliver sneak attack! The fans are torn but the ref reprimands. Oliver says use your brain. Oliver stands Action up to CHOP him! Action CHOPS in return, so Oliver CHOPS again! Tag to Price, they double whip and DOUBLE ELBOW! Then high-ten, DOUBLE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Action survives and the fans rally up as Price brings Action up. Price suplexes, Action slips free, and he BOOTS Price! Action ELBOWS Oliver, runs up on Price, but Price gets around, only for Lio to sneak the tag!

Price O’Conner Rolls Action, but Lio is on him for a whip! Price reverses but Lio steps up to whip again. Action mule kicks, knee lifts, and ROLLING ELBOWS Price, and Lio fires off fast hands! Action mule kicks again, Lio joins in, but Oliver saves Price! Oliver blocks a kick, hands it to Price, but Action SUPERKICKS Price! Oliver SUPERKICKS Lio! Action BOOTS Oliver! Price dodges Action, scarecrow and COMEBACKER! Price runs up on Lio, Lio puts him on the apron, but Oliver runs up! Lio puts him on the apron, too, and CRU DOUBLE HANDSPRING KICK! Then they DOUBLE DIVE! Down go Bustah & The Brain and the fans fire up!

CRU gets Price up, puts him in the ring, then they stand Oliver up. But Price FLIES and down goes CRU! The fans fire up as Price puts Lio in and Oliver hurries up. Oliver runs corner to corner, DOUBLE KNEES! Tag to Price and Oliver puts Lio up top! Price jumps up, and we get a CRUCIFIX BULLDOG! Cover, ACTION TACKLES OLIVER ONTO IT! The fans fire up while all four men are down! Action rises first, he TOSSES Oliver to the apron, but Oliver traps Action! Price runs up, but Action ducks! Price BLASTS Oliver, Lio rolls Price, and kip to SPIN KICK! The fans fire up with CRU as they have Price isolated.

Price staggers up, Action & Lio run, redirect, and again, but Price dodges Lio! Action LARIATS Price! The fans fire up again as CRU hoist Price up for a DOUBLE FALCON ARROW! Cover, CRU wins!

Winners: CRU, by pinfall

Another strong showing for Price & Oliver, but this was just the win Lio & Action needed to keep climbing. Best of all, they all keep the Code of Honor. Will Oliver & Price have to really buckle up for their Collision with Mark Davis & Doyle this Saturday? Will CRU show The Rascalz how to light it up?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Given the winter storm hitting Central Texas, not only has this Saturday’s Collision been changed from Arlington to Orlando, ROH must sadly postpone their Global Wars special with MPX, with more details to come.

 

Deonna Purrazzo speaks.

“Tagging alongside Madison Rayne and standing with her in her final match ever has meant more to me than I could ever put into words. But at the end of the night, she was right: I still have work to do. It’s time to wipe the tears, it’s time to start creating my legacy as the first-ever reigning and defending ROH Women’s Pure Champion. So let me officially issue an open challenge to anyone, anywhere, because I am a fighting champion by design. And in ROH, excellence is required. But becoming fluent in Purrazzo, well, that’s inevitable.” Who will put themselves to the test when they step up to The Virtuosa?

 

ROH Pure Championship Proving Grounds: Lee Moriarty VS Matt Menard!

#TAIGASTYLE is also looking for competition, and Daddy Magic has stepped up to the plate! Will Menard earn himself a golden ticket here in Arlington? Or will Moriarty solve the puzzle in ten minutes or less?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer and duel as the two circle. They tie up, Lee waistlocks to SLAM Menard, then floats to a facelock and gator roll. Cover, ONE, but Lee claps at Menard. The fans are torn but Menard shrugs that off. The two reset, circle, and Menard says Lee’s a funny guy. They tie up, Menard waistlocks but Lee wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER! Lee clamps on an armlock and he dares Menard to go for ropes. Menard instead powers up to THROW Lee out! Menard then storms out after Lee but Lee slides in. Now Lee dares Menard to get back in.

Menard asks if Lee thinks this is a joke. Menard storms in, but he avoids the leg pick. The two reset, tie up, and Menard headlocks. Lee powers up but he can’t power out as Menard holds on tight. Lee tries again, he powers out this time, but Menard RUNS him over! The fans fire up, things speed up, and Menard hits a headlock takeover! The fans cheer while Lee endures and fights around. Lee rises up as we’re two minutes in already. Lee wrenches out, trips Menard, then floats to a cover, ONE! ARMBAR! Menard clasps hands and fights around! Lee has the top wristlock but Menard has the ROPEBREAK!

Lee lets go, that is Menard’s first of three. Lee kicks Menard and rubs in that he’s already used one. Menard is annoyed, but he storms up on Lee to shove him. Lee smirks, then SOBATS! And BOOTS! Menard staggers but Lee UPPERCUTS him to the ropes! Menard sputters, Lee whips, and he catches Menard to a COBRA TWIST! Menard endures, the fans rally, and Menard powers up to power free. But Lee slips around to have the COBRA TWIST again! Lee even adds an extra wristlock to hold Menard back. Menard endures, fights around, and he pushes Lee around to have the ROPEBREAK! That is the second of three!

Lee shoves Menard around as we approach four minutes in. Menard DECKS Lee, but that is his one warning for a closed fist! Menard forgot about that rule, but Lee BOOTS him outta the ring! The fans rally while Menard sputters. Lee lets the ring count climb while Menard rises up. Menard stands at 7 of 20, he rolls in, but Lee stomps Menard down. And jumps stomps again and again! The ref counts, Lee stops, and we’ve reached the five minute mark! Menard blocks Lee’s suplex, but Lee wrenches to CLUB the arm! Lee whips Menard, Menard reverses, but Lee goes Spider-Man in the ropes! Lee springboards, but Menard dodges!

Menard runs up and he LARIATS Lee down! The fans cheers while the clock is ticking. Menard and Lee stir while the fans duel again. Menard drags himself up, he and Lee bump into each other, and Lee ROCKS Menard again! And again! Menard wobbles but Lee clinches. Lee ROCKS Menard, Menard drops, and we have four minutes left! Lee ROCKS Menard, eggs him on and tells him to earn this opportunity! Menard CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Menard fires forearms, then whips Lee to a corner for an ELBOW! The fans fire up with Menard, he puts Lee in a corner, and Menard climbs up! The ref reminds Menard, he can’t use a closed fist!

Menard understands, and he rains down ELBOWS! The fans count along, Menard goes to TEN, then he RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Cover, TWO! We are under three minutes as Menard has Lee’s legs! Lee fights the turnover, pries free, and he TWEAKS Menard’s arm! Lee whips, Menard rolls him up, and roll through to a trip! Menard turns Lee over! BOSTON CRAB! Lee endures and reaches out! The fans rally, Lee grits his teeth, and he powers up to have the ROPEBREAK! That is just Lee’s first, but we’re at the two minute warning! Menard hauls Lee up, reels him in, but Lee fights the lift! Lee rolls Menard, TWO!

Lee floats to the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Menard TAPS, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Moriarty, by submission (denies Matthew Menard a title opportunity)

Menard had one ropebreak left and a minute and 42 left on the clock, but it didn’t matter against the longest reigning ROH Pure Champion ever! But just as Lee is showing Menard respect, The Infantry attacks! Shane Taylor joins in, and the fans boo as STP bullies Menard! But wait! SkyFlight rushes in! Scorpio, Darius, Dante, and even Zayda Steel chase STP off! Will STP learn that they don’t run ROH? Or will they show SkyFlight how to rumble, bad man, rumble?

 

Billie Starkz & Diamante w/ Athena VS Londyn Dior & Rachael Ellering!

Minion 400,237 and The Cuban Diamond can take pride in the fact they beat Madison Rayne in her last match ever. But they still want to make the Fallen Goddess proud by earning golden opportunities both here and in AEW. Could those AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championships be in their future? Or will Luxurious Londyn & The Queen of Strong Smile send them on quite the detour?

The teams sort out and Diamante starts against Rachael. They keep the Code of Honor, if just barely, and the bell rings. The two tie up, Diamante waistlocks to roll Rachael, TWO! Rachael RUNS Diamante over and the fans fire up. Rachael wrenches and WRINGS Diamante, then basement DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Rachael keeps close on Diamante, fireman’s carries, but Diamante fights around to sunset flip! TWO, Raachael sits on it, ONE! Diamante has it, ONE! They teeter totter, then Diamante has it, TWO! Diamante KNEES low, headlocks, and fires punches! Tag to Billie and they mug Rachael.

Billie headlocks, talks trash, and grinds the hold. Rachael steps on Billie’s foot and elbows free. Rachael wrenches, wristlocks, and puts on the pressure. But Billie stomps Rachael’s foot! Billie whips, Rachael ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Billie blows past her! Billie dosidos with Rachael, Diamante tags in, and Billie SWEEPS the leg! Diamante hops on for crossface forearms, then she holds Rachael up for the basement DROPKICK! Billie soaks up the heat while Diamante scuffs Rachael. Diamante taunts Rachael, but Rachael CHOPS! CHOPS! And CHOPS! Diamante falls back, but Rachael brings her up, only for Diamante to KNEE low!

Diamante CLUBS Rachael, bumps her off Billie’s boot, then she tags Billie in. The fans rally but Billie sends Diamante in for the UPPERCUT! Billie LARIATS, then she sits Rachael down, for Diamante to basement DROPKICK! The fans are torn while Billie covers, TWO! Billie argues with the ref about the count but the count was fair. Billie then argues with Dior before she stands Rachael up. Rachael fires body shots, but Billie CRAVAT SMASHES! Billie taunts the fans, whips Rachael, but Rachael blocks! Billie tries again but Rachael still blocks. Billie ROCKS Rachael, tags Diamante, and they double whip.

Rachael breaks the double lariats, and then again, to then DOUBLE LARIAT in return! The fans fire up as Rachael crawls, hot tag to Dior! The fans fire up as Dior dodges Billie to fire off boxing elbows, and a BACKHAND! Dior even DECKS Diamante! Then she dodges Billie, runs up, and blocks boot! But not the FLYING CHUCK! Billie goes up, Diamante tags in, but Dior trips Billie up! Diamante KNEES Dior, then SPINEBUSTERS! Diamante tells Billie to go up so Billie obliges. SWANTON BOMB! Then Billie DIVES onto Rachael! Diamante grabs a leg, INSIDE ANKLE LOCK! Dior TAPS, Diamante & Billie win!

Winners: Billie Starkz & Diamante, by submission

The Cuban Diamond just proved she’s a ring general, but is that her way of saying she wants Deonna’s ROH Women’s Pure Championship?

 

Ace Austin VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie!

Bang Bang Gang is taking some hits with Juice Robinson back on the shelf, but the newest team member looks to build momentum in his stead. Will an ROH title opportunity be inevitable for Austin? Or will Johnny show him he’s not #TVReady?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the fans are dueling already. The bell rings, and the fans agree to cheer “Both These Guys! Both These Guys!” Ace steps up, but Johnny swats the grapple to DECK Ace! And KICK him, too! Johnny brings Ace up, fires body shots, and he brings Ace around to scoop. Ace slips free, waistlocks, but Johnny switches. They go to ropes, Ace bucks the O’Conner and then rolls back to wheelbarrow and arm-drag! Then DROPKICK! Johnny tumbles out, the fans fire up, and Taya checks on Johnny. Ace eggs Johnny on, Taya tells him to wait! Ace goes out but Taya stands in the way.

The fans are torn, Ace pushes past Taya, but Johnny kicks low! MOONLIGHT DRIVE on the floor! The ref counts, Johnny rolls in and distracts him, and that lets Taya stomp away on Ace! The fans boo but Taya sneaks away unseen. Johnny goes back out to kiss his wife, and the fans are torn on the PSA. Johnny drags Ace up, puts him in, and swaggers as he steps back in. The fans rally, Johnny eggs Ace on, but Ace trips Johnny to a jackknife bridge! TWO as they bridge up, and Johnny spins Ace, then trips him into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! The fans rally and duel as Ace endures. Johnny shifts to a COBRA CLUTCH, then a STRAITJACKET STRETCH!

Ace endures, even as Johnny pulls him back. Ace fights up, powers Johnny to a corner, then throws elbows! Johnny lets go, Ace arm-drags him away, but Johnny comes back! Ace dodges and Johnny hits buckles! Ace KNEES low, KNEES high, then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! “Click click!” BOOM DROP! The fans fire up while Johnny goes to a corner. Ace runs up and A-LIST LARIATS! Then he fires off LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN! Ace shoves Johnny away, then steps in, FLYING CHUCK! The fans fire up, Ace gut wrenches, DOCTOR BOMB! Cover, TWO! Johnny survives and Taya is able to breathe again.

Johnny stirs, Ace aims, but Taya slithers over. Taya trips Ace up, and Johnny CLOBBERS him! Johnny fireman’s carries, SAMOAN POP! Then Johnny goes to the corner, STARSHIP- NO, Ace rolls him up! TWO, and Ace goes to the corner. Johnny runs in, but Ace goes sideways! Johnny hits buckles, Ace FLYING- NO, Johnny ducks it to show Ace the OG FLYING CHUCK! And then the SHINING WIZARD! And now, STARSHIP PAIN FLOPS as Ace moves! The fans fire up, Taya pounds the apron, and the fans rally again. Johnny and Ace rise up, and Ace ROCKS Johnny! Johnny ROCKS Ace! Ace kicks low, but Johnny kicks in return!

Ace BODY BLOWS, then fires forearms! Johnny KICKS again, but Ace blocks a shot to KICK, mule kick, and ROCK Johnny again! Johnny staggers, Ace CHOPS, and Ace whips. Johnny reverses, Ace grabs ropes, but Johnny blocks the boot! Johnny FLIPS Ace to the apron, but Ace RAMS Johnny! Johnny distracts the ref, Taya creeps up, but Ace warns her. Johnny GAMANGIRIS! Johnny drags Ace up the corner and the fans rally. Johnny fireman’s carries, but Ace fights free! The fans cheer as Ace hops down and ENZIGIRIS! Johnny wobbles, Ace gets space, and Ace runs to SLINGSHOT STEINER! The fans fire up but Taya panics! THE FOLD!! Cover, Ace wins!

Winner: Ace Austin, by pinfall

Ace was more than #TVReady, and now Ace is high! But will Bang Bang Gang still be able to hit the jackpot in 2026?


My Thoughts:

A very good ROH clocking in at 72 minutes, and with some good story development here and there. We still had filler squash matches, of course, but it was still great to see Dalton Castle throw a VERY big “Hitt,” and to see the equally gigantic Big Bill and KM squaring off. A little surprised Ace VS Johnny was the main event, it went pretty quick, and it was kinda clear Ace would win out. I would’ve made the Pure Rules Proving Ground the main event. Yes, it was only going to be ten minutes at most, but given the closing moments where STP mugs Menard and SkyFlight making the save, it made for a good story beat to end on. Lee continues to differ from STP in that he wants to show respect but they just wanna beat everyone up, and that could make for quite the story down the line.

Good stuff in Billington & Priest VS Premier Athletes, and clearly they’re not done feuding with #LethalSwirl. As I’ve said, Bandido needs to get in there and join Billington & Priest on a Six Man Tag to finally give us Bandido VS Blake Christian for the world title. I probably didn’t need to keep CRU VS Price & Oliver, but both teams are really good and very innovative, so that was just a good match to watch. Billie & Diamante also got a good match from Rachael & Dior and a good win, and with Deonna putting out the open challenge, it might be Deonna VS Diamante before we get Deonna VS Billie, or even Deonna VS Athena.

My Score: 8.6/10

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