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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (11/28/18)

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Episode 12

The NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament has reached its end.

What started as eight has been cut down to just two. The young Xia Brookside and Captain of Team Kick, Dakota Kai, were both dragged under the Riptide, while the Scottish Sorceress, Isla Dawn, and the Fierce Fashionista, Jinny, couldn’t weather The Storm. No matter how you look at it, the Finals are “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OI OI OI!” Rhea Ripley reinvented herself to make a mosh pit out of the Women’s Division, and Toni Storm already has so many accomplishments under her belt, but which woman will be the one to wear the championship belt after tonight?

 

Joe Coffey VS Sid Scala!

While Joe usually rolls with his brother Mark and their new pal, Wolfgang, he is more than confident enough that he won’t need them. That’s because his opponent is the lovable loser who is without a win in NXT UK. Sid wants to show that he has heart far beyond his size, but has that heart written a check his body can’t cash?

But wait, Sid’s in a suit? “Mr. Coffey, I know you expected to face me in the ring tonight, but as you can see, I’ve not been medically cleared to compete.” Fans are disappointed, but Sid promises that there is a replacement. It’ll be Joe Coffey 1v1 with Tyler Bate!

Joe Coffey VS Tyler Bate!

The Scottish trio decimated Mustache Mountain both in the ring and backstage these last few weeks, and now Joe will face retribution for his actions! Can Bate beat Coffey before his back-up returns?

The bell rings and Bate fires off fast hands on Coffey! Coffey hits back and it’s a boxing match! Bate dodges to fire more hands as fans sing for him. Coffey throws body shots and a stiff chop! He wrenches the arm and whips Bate, but Bate boots and knees him back. Bate runs but Coffey shoves him away. Bate rolls and dropkicks back! Coffey rolls out while “Big Strong Boy” Bate builds speed. Bate DIVES and takes Coffey down! Fans fire up as Bate refreshes the count. Coffey hits back with body shots, then whips Bate at stairs. Bate stops himself and elbows Coffey away. Bate then uses the steps to hit a flying European Uppercut! Fans applaud but here come Mark Coffey and Wolfgang. They distract Bate long enough for Joe to attack Bate from behind. Joe puts Bate into the apron and then into barriers!

Fans chant for Mustache Mountain and British Strong Style but Joe stomps away on Bate. Joe puts Bate back in but Bate goes for a fireman’s carry. Bate gets Joe up but Joe slips out. Joe tackles Bate into a corner! Fans rally up for Bate but Joe punches and stomps away. Joe backs off at 4 to mock the mustache check. Fans taunt Joe with a song and Bate chops Joe back. Joe rocks Bate with a right, then brings him up for double underhooks. Joe swings Bate around, then throws him with a butterfly suplex! Cover, TWO! Joe clamps onto Bate with a nerve hold on the shoulder, then he wraps Bate into a half straitjacket. He makes it a full straitjacket, but Bate endures. Fans rally up and Bate feeds off that energy.

Bate gets up and works against the jacket. Bate goes to put it on Joe but Joe puts it back on Bate. Fans still chant as Bate endures. Bate gets up again, and turns the hold around! Now Joe has to fight it off, but they go around and Bate gets the hold. Joe backs Bate into buckles then arm-drags out. Joe catches Bate for a belly2belly! Cover, TWO! Bate grits his teeth while Joe stalks him. Fans rally again as Joe goes to put the straitjacket back on Bate. Bate resists and gets up. Joe wrings him out for a shoulder, but Bate hits back with body shots. Bate throws more hands, backing Joe down. Joe shoves Bate, sees through the Bop ‘n’ Bang feint, but Bate still uses BOP to rock Joe!

Bate runs in for a back elbow, but Joe follows for a corner splash. Bate gets Joe again, then wants the exploder. His back won’t let him, so he uses a huricanrana! Standing shooting star, cover, TWO! Both men are down but fans rally up. Joe and Bate slowly stand as fans sing. Bate underhooks Joe but Mark distracts. Bate argues with Mark, but Joe uses that to get a forearm. Joe whips and pops Bate up for a powerslam! Cover, TWO! Bate lives and Joe is frustrated. And here comes Trent Seven to be ringside! Seven’s leg is still in bad shape but he can still cheer his friend on. Fans fire up with Seven and Bate feeds off the energy. Joe looks to end things with the waistlock but Bate fights out with elbows. Bate manages a fireman’s carry but Joe fights out with his own elbows.

Bate runs into a boot, then Joe hops up for a crossbody! He misses and flops no the mat! Fans rally up again as both men slowly stand. Joe calls for his lariat, but gets Bate’s rebound lariat instead! Bate drags Joe up in the fireman’s carry, and starts the airplane spin! He goes around about 10 times, and starts to fade, but he goes back around the other way! “Big Strong Boy” Bate gets a total of 15 spins, but now it’s a brawl again. Bate is rocked but returns with the rolling kick! Bate drags Joe back up, double underhooks, but Mark and Wolfgang rush the ring! Seven runs in so help Bate in the resulting brawl!

Winner: Tyler Bate, by disqualification

Wolfgang gets the better of Seven while Bate and Mark Coffey go back and forth. Fans chant for “Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!” to even the numbers. Joe leaps onto Seven and then puts Bate in a corner. The Scottish trio are stomping Mustache Mountain down, but here comes Pete Dunne! British Strong Style is at full force as Dunne rocks Coffey with rights! Fans fire up as Dunne stands tall with his friends! The Coffey Brothers and Wolfgang look to get in, but are run off again. Battle lines are drawn, will British Strong Style show the Last Kings of Scotlan whose kingdom this really is?

 

El Ligero VS Dan Moloney!

The Luchador of Leeds may not have done so well against Jordan Devlin, but he looks to get back on track soon enough. Meanwhile, Birmingham’s other bruiser looks to make a comeback of his own. Will hometown advantage help Moloney out? Or will he see The Light pass over him instead?

The bell rings and Moloney pie faces Ligero. Ligero kicks him back, then puts on a headlock. Moloney uses power to lift Ligero but Ligero holds on. Ligero tries a lift but Moloney powers him to the apron. Moloney lets go but misses his sucker punch. Ligero slingshots and dodges Moloney to hit him with a calf kick. Cover, ONE, but Ligero isn’t losing focus. Ligero whips but Moloney reverses. Ligero slides under and jawbreakers back. He tries a headscissor but Moloney blocks with power. Moloney runs into boots and another headscissor! Cover, TWO! Ligero keeps focus while the fans duel, “El Ligero!” “He’s from Leeds!”

Moloney gets up but runs into an uppercut. Ligero boots but Moloney blocks it into a spinebuster! Cover, TWO! Moloney drags Ligero up as fans sing his name like he’s Darth Vader. Moloney drags Ligero into a grounded abdominal stretch, and hammers away on the ribs. He lets go of Ligero to club him on the back. Ligero staggers to a corner but Moloney is on him with a blunt chop. Moloney stalks Ligero to another corner, for a sharper chop! Ligero staggers away while fans taunt with “You’re just the new Sin Cara!” Moloney CHOPS Ligero in another corner, then scoops him for a slam. Moloney climbs up top and leaps, but misses the leg drop! Fans mock him for busting his butt the wrong way, and Ligero boots Moloney away.

Ligero slips out to the apron and then baits Moloney into a corner. Ligero climbs and leaps, seated senton! Fans fire up as Ligero bobs ‘n’ weaves to enziguri Moloney! Ligero runs, rebound sliced bread! Cover, TWO! Moloney manages to survive, but Ligero keeps focus. Fans duel, “El Ligero!” “He’s, from Leeds! He’s he’s from Leeds!” Ligero brings Moloney up and then runs, but Moloney blocks the tilt-o-whirl. Ligero slips out and then tosses Moloney out. He builds speed, to FLY! He takes Moloney down with a graze, then puts Moloney in. Ligero drags Moloney back up, runs and springboards, tornado DDT! Cover, Ligero wins!

Winner: El Ligero, by pinfall

And he’s back on track! The WWE United Kingdom Championship is still on Pete Dunne’s waist, but will the Leeds Luchador find his way towards challenging The Bruiserweight?

 

Amir Jordan & Kenny Williams VS Zack Gibson & James Drake!

The Bhangra Bad Boy and the Luckyan worked together well but still lost their tag debut. Meanwhile, Liverpool’s Number One and Mr. Mayhem have torn it up for years together as the Grizzled Young Veterans. Will Jordan & Williams turn their luck around? Or will GYV soon run NXT UK’s Tag Team Division?

The teams sort out and Birmingham is clearly against Gibson & Drake. Williams starts with Gibson as fans say “If you hate Gibson, shoes off!” Gibson tunes it out and ties up with Williams. Gibson gets the half nelson then the cravat. He shifts to a headlock but Williams pries out to a wristlock. Drake protests enough to distract Williams, Gibson grabs hair to wrangle Williams down into a chinlock. Gibson brings Williams up with a hammerlock and Drake tags in. GYV mug Williams then Drake suplexes. Williams slips out and rolls Drake up, ONE, springboard back elbow! Cover, ONE, but Williams keeps on Drake with body shots.

Tag to Amir, and they work together to double whip Drake. Amir hip tosses Drake and then calls him a loser with an L to the forehead. Amir runs and crossbodies and dropkicks Drake! Cover, TWO! Amir keeps on Drake but Drake gets the headlock. Gibson tags in as Amir powers out. Amir and Gibson both jump over Drake, and Gibson throat chops Amir! Gibson keeps on Amir with forearms, then snapmares him down. He stomps Amir and then puts on a cobra clutch. Fans say “If you hate Gibson, stand up!” and they do! Gibson tunes them out as he trash talks Amir. Drake tags in and the GYV work together to reel Amir out for a forearm smash! Drake covers, TWO! Fans sit down to fit the song now, but Drake keeps on Amir with EuroUppers.

Tag to Gibson and the mugging continues in the corner. The ref reprimands them so they back off, but then Gibson tags Drake back in. Gibson scoop slams Amir, then scoop tosses Drake for a splash. Cover, TWO! Drake rams his knee into Amir’s back and wraps on a chinlock. Fans taunt Gibson and Drake with song but Drake tunes it out just like Gibson. Amir endures even as Drake adds leverage. Fans rally and Amir feeds off the energy. Drake knees low and puts Amir in the corner. Tag to Gibson and the mugging continues. Gibson shoves Amir around while egging him on. Amir swipes at Gibson but gets a dropkick for it. Cover, TWO! Gibson brings Amir around for an armbar suplex! Cover, TWO! Gibson is back on Amir with the cobra clutch.

Fans still taunt Gibson but Gibson thrashes Amir around. Amir gets up but Gibson wrangles him back down. Amir fights his way up but Gibson rocks him with a right. Gibson goes for a tag but Amir stops him with a right! Amir goes up and over but Gibson tackles him down! Tag to Drake and Drake stomps away. Drake rocks Amir with forearms, then runs in corner to corner. Amir dodges and Drake hits buckles! Amir crawls but Gibson tags in first. Gibson lunges but misses, hot tag to Williams! The Luckyan rallies on the Grizzly Young Veterans! Gibson reverses a whip and denies a tilt-o-whirl but not the wheelbarrow facebuster! Cover, TWO!

Drake barks at Williams, so Williams rocks him with a right! Williams goes back to Gibso but Gibson backs him to the corner. Drake tags in and mugs Williams. GYV work together, but Amir comes in to save Williams! Amir and Williams dropkick both opponents out. Williams wrecks them both with a wrecking ball dropkick, then skins the cat to DIVE with Amir! Fans fire up for the high-flyers as they hurry to put Drake back in. Amir keeps on Gibson but Gibson pushes him to steel steps! Williams climbs up but Drake rocks him with a right. Williams slumps down and Drake tags in Gibson. GYV drags Williams up, gutwrench into Ticket to Ride! Cover, Grizzled Young Veterans win!

Winners: James Drake & Zack Gibson, Gibson pinning

The diabolical duo win their first NXT UK match together, much to the disappointment of the fans. The Tag Team Division is growing stronger, will the Grizzled Young Veterans be the team to come out the inaugural champions?

 

NXT UK GM Johnny Saint heads to the ring!

The British wrestling legend has the UK Women’s Championship in hand, because he wants to be present to present it to the winner of our main event!

 

NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament Finals: Toni Storm VS Rhea Ripley!

The Storm and the Riptide collide in a historic match we’ve been waiting weeks for! Both Aussies love to hit hard and rock ‘n’ roll, but only one will get the gold! Who will go down in history as the first ever NXT UK Women’s Champion?

“Tonight, we make history.” The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we begin! Fans are on Toni’s side as they sing for her already. Toni and Rhea stare down, and Rhea talks trash. Rhea shoves Toni then strikes her pose. Toni fires off forearms! Toni fires off palm strikes and kicks then a boot! Rhea ends up in a corner, Toni hits her hip attack! Rhea slumps out of the ring but Toni takes aim. Toni builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Toni fires up! Rhea is reeling but Toni runs at her. Rhea dodges and Toni collides with the barriers! The ref counts as Rhea stomps a mudhole into Toni against the barriers. Rhea drags Toni up at 5 to shove her into the apron. She refreshes the count at 6 to then swiftly kick Toni in the back.

Toni is wincing and clutching her back as Rhea keeps on her. Rhea puts Toni on the apron then joins her. Rhea refreshes the count again, but Toni fights back with knees. Toni throws forearms and prepares a bomb, but Rhea back drops out! Toni hits the apron edge back first! The referee checks Toni, but Rhea leaves her behind.  Toni refuses to quit, so she must beat the ring count now. The count climbs past 5, and Toni barely gets in at 9! Fans fire up for the heart of Toni, but Rhea keeps on her with a ground ‘n’ pound of forearms. Rhea stomps away, then drags Toni up by her hair. Rhea whips Toni hard into buckles, going after that bad back. She then rams her shoulder into Toni’s stomach, only stopping because of the count.

Rhea throws body shots and forearms, then puts Toni in a new corner. She throws forearms into Toni’s back, then gives another swift kick. Toni is barely able to stand, so Rhea throws her around again. Rhea keeps on Toni with a body scissor squeeze! Fans sing for Toni as she endures. Toni works against the scissors as fans rally up. Toni moves around and throws forearms over and over. Rhea shoves Toni away but Toni comes back with more forearms. But Rhea gets Toni with a shinbreaker! Then the inverted cloverleaf! Toni endures and fans rally up for her again. Rhea wrenches the legs while keeping Toni off the mat. Toni crawls her way and gets a ropebreak! Rhea drops Toni to then kick her in the back!

Rhea brings Toni up but Toni fires haymakers! Toni dodges and goes for a German Suplex, but her back won’t let her. Rhea breaks free to kick low. Rhea suplexes but Toni slips out, and manages a German! Toni holds on for another! Rhea fights out of the waistlock, but gets a headbutt, into the third! Bridging cover, TWO! Rhea survives but both women are down. Fans duel now as Toni stands. Toni runs at Rhea for the shining wizard! Rhea is in the corner again, Toni hits another hip attack! But she keeps going for meteora! Toni drags Rhea out for a cover, TWO! Toni keeps her cool while fans continue to sing. She kicks away on Rhea’s face, then runs, but into Rhea’s dropkick! Cover, TWO!

Rhea grows frustrated but the fans sing “Evolution!” in reference to both the Mae Young Classic Finals and the WWE Women’s (R)Evolution overall. Rhea drags Toni up and whips her into a corner. Toni goes up and over and sends Rhea into the post! Then Toni manages a rolling bodyscissor bridging cover, TWO! Toni’s back might have kept that from working out, but she won’t stop. She double underhooks but Rhea back drops her all the way out of the ring! Rhea sends Toni into the barriers again and again, then back into the ring. Cover, TWO! It was close and Rhea knows it. Rhea drags Toni up and wants the pumphandle, but Toni slips out! Toni manages the underhook, but her back gives out! Rhea gets her again, RIPTIDE! Cover, Rhea Ripley wins!!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall; crowned the inaugural NXT UK Women’s Champion

What a shocker! The Mae Young Classic winner fails to win this UK Women’s Tournament! Instead, the Mosh Pit Kid establishes herself as the first ever NXT UK Women’s Champion! Johnny Saint and WWE COO Triple H come in to congratulate Rhea and present her with the belt. The rest of the UK Division also stands on the stage to join the afns in the standing ovation. Rhea is very thankful to them for this opportunity and this honor, and now reigns supreme over the UK Women’s Division! Who will step up to challenge this inaugural reign? Will Toni Storm recover and fight for redemption?

 


 

My Thoughts:

Another great double dose right here. Most of Episode 11 was light on development, with a women’s tag match just for fun. Xia and Millie made a great team, it would be really weird if NXT UK was the first of anything in WWE to establish a Women’s Tag Division… Dennis VS Smith was solid, but of course Dennis wins because he needs to look strong if he’s going to use his past friendship with Mark Andrews and/or Pete Dunne for story. I love that the UK fans commit 150% to gags, such as “Jesus” Huxley and “Judas” Conners. Conners wins this first one, but I hope this becomes a feud and Huxley wins in the end as a British parallel to WOKEN Hardy or Bray Wyatt, what with how he talks in vague poetic metaphors and such.

The WWE United Kingdom Championship match was incredible. For just a few moments, I thought Jordan Devlin was going to win, but clearly Pete Dunne is on some kind of British Bruno Sammartino reign. Dunne keeps his title in such an incredible match, both men come out looking strong. If NXT UK ever gets a midcard title the same way NXT US has the North American Championship, Devlin is definitely a guy they can put that on to establish it. Then stories do a great job of blending into Episode 12 as we officially establish British Strong Style VS The Scottish Kingdom. A Six Man Tag between them will be amazing, tag team and singles matches will be amazing, and I expect The Coffey Brothers VS Mustache Mountain to be an NXT UK Tag Team title match while Joe Coffey might even get a shot at Dunne’s UK Championship.

The other parts of Episode 12 were pretty solid, too. El Ligero defeats Dan Moloney to stay strong as a midcard Face. Going back to my point about Devlin, Devlin and Ligero can make for a great UK micard title feud, as we got a sample of it not too long ago. The tag match of Jordan & Williams VS Grizzled Young Veterans was solid, and naturally GYV wins. Gibson & Drake can also establish themselves as a potential tag title contender while also pursuing the singles title. Though if they want to compete with British Strong Style and the Scottish Kingdom, they might need to enlist a third, and I’m not sure who that could be at this point in time.

The Women’s Championship match was incredible, and with a twist ending fans in attendance didn’t expect! It’s been known for weeks that Toni Storm was hurt as part of this match, and more than likely changed plans on the fly. Rhea Ripley gets a huge honor not only pinning this year’s Mae Young Classic winner (which of course wasn’t established until after this match was taped) but also being the inaugural champion. And now that we have a Women’s Champion established, I hope this means the backlog is done and we get back to just one hour of NXT UK and NXT US each.

My Scores – Episode 11: 8.7/10; Episode 12: 8.6/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.2.2024

Under Siege is tomorrow! Yeah the card looks pretty awful, but maybe this Go Home will spice things up!

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Not gonna mislead anyone here, Under Siege looks nearly as bad as a Steven Segal film by the same name. Lots of useless tag matches, only really the X Division title to care about. It reminds me of a “Road to” show that New Japan does. Bunch of worthless matches with a few story wrinkles but entirely skippable.

Hopefully something crazy happens or the show is good enough to cover the bad card. But let’s hope something happens tonight to maybe create some reason to watch.

Ratings:

  • Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin: Ali wins via 450 – **
  • Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich: Lish wins via Russian Death Device – ** 1/4
  • Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – *
  • #1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz: Ace wins via The Fold – ***
  • TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita: Grace retains via Juggernaut Driver – *** 1/2

 

Results:

Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin

Ali with a simple Headlock takeover, Bey fights back up and tries to create something with a rope run; but Ali gets the best of things with a Back Elbow. Ali gets cocky as Bey retreats to the corner, Bey turns things around quickly, lands the 10 Count Punches in the corner, Ali tries to fight back but Bey snaps off a quick DDT for a near fall. As Bey goes to continue the offense, Ali Drop Toe Holds Bey into the ropes neck first. Ali again, demonstrating some of the worst in-ring trash talk, Bey turns things around since Ali is running his mouth too much. Ali gets set in the Tree of Woe, Bey goes across to another corner and does a Coast to Coast Elbow Drop as Ali tries to sit up. Honestly, stupid looking since its obviously too coordinated. No one would stay half sat up just to eat an elbow.

While the move looked cool, I now care significantly less about what’s going on. Illogical spots just because “they’re cool”, should not be rewarded. Bey controls the match after the stupid spot, hits his Corner Uppercut Hip Attack, Ali tries to duck a few moves and create something but eats a Spinebuster for 2. Art of Finesse attempt, but Ali shoves him to the outside. Working back inside Ali goes for his Rolling Neckbreaker but Bey connects with a Roundhouse Kick to stop Ali in his tracks. Fighting Spirit spot, they run into the ropes, Ali has a bad Double Leg takedown that he tries to turn into a Cradle with feet on the ropes, but Ace pushes the feet off.

As security starts to move on Ace, Ali hits a Suicida, then Bey connects on a Tope con Hilo. Bey starts rocking Ali, hits the Kudome Valentine but Ali manages to pull himself under the bottom rope just enough to avoid losing. Bey climbs the corner, Ali German Suplexes Bey to the apron, Ali goes for the 450, misses, Bey goes to finish the match but the security get involved again, hit Bey with the flag and then Ali lands the 450 for the win.

I liked when the Security Guards were window dressing instead of mooks to cheat with. This just makes the matches dumber and significantly less interesting, especially when its nameless mooks and its not even a talent getting heat. 

Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich

Dani starts strong and fast, forearm shots, lariats and a quick near fall sends Alisha retreating to the ropes to get some advice from Masha. Dani goes to attack Lish, Lish with a Drop Toe Hold, Masha takes advantage of the distracted ref and Lish hits a Satellite DDT and then taunts entirely too much. As Lish talks too much, Dani stands up and starts beating the hell out of Lish, Suplex into the rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb. Dani goes for the Luna Landing, but Masha climbs on the apron, distraction happens, then Lish goes after Jody and the ref stays distracted with Lish. Masha slides into the ring, Roundhouse Kick into the Russian Death Device and Lish turns around for the win!

Sami’s little segment is aptly named DMTv since it feels like a weird hallucination or trip with the way he does stuff. 

Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner

Am I supposed to care about this? Hammerstone looks like he’s chiseled out of granite and Deaner looks like he’s fished out of a trailer park. Hammerstone says a lot of how I feel that the Deaner schtick is pathetic. Deaner says he’s given the power to add a stipulation, Hammer says Arm Wrestling Match, Deaner wants a Sin City Street Fight. So we know what the crowd will pick. Christ this is so carny even Court Bauer blushed.

Deaner bonks Hammer with the mic, low dropkick, goes to grab a trash can lid and hits Hammer…but it just pisses off Captain Hammer. Stomps a mudhole in him, Irish Whip into a Back Elbow and Hammer deposits him to the outside to utilize the gimmick I would assume. This is going on much longer than it should, Deaner finds a chair, clocks Hammer once, goes for Twice, but this isn’t Kpop; so Hammer says no and hits him with a Backbreaker. Then Hammer hits him with a chairshot, 10 Count Punches in the corner, Sack of Shit, Deaner goes for the Ricky Morton lean against the ropes and sell to the crowd spot, but Hammer leans into him and starts using the chair again.

Deaner does his nerd Hulk Up, tries to call for a Body Slam but Hammer doesn’t move and drops the dweeb down. Deaner is back to the begging the crowd Ricky Morton spot…but the crowd doesn’t care since Deaner is a jabroni. Hammer tosses Deaner like a pizza ribs first into the back of the chair and just takes a few moments to revel in his handwork. Deaner fights back, lands a few right hands, tries to call for the Body Slam again like an idiot, gets Hammer half way and falls over so Hammer just rains down punches (can we end this waste of time please). Hellavator, I mean Nightmare Pendulum but Deaner floats over and lands the Scoop Slam onto the steel chair for only 2.

The crowd starts chanting for table, so of course Deaner obliges…this is going on so damn long. Hammer no sells the forearm, Vertical Suplex, goozle, and then Hammer Chokeslams Deaner through the table and calls to for the Torture Rack. Deaner is Rack’d and dead. ‘Bout damn time.

Like a Torpedo, Something is there…

I’m mad at myself that I popped for Ball of Speed. I’m not even sure why, but I like it.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it at least 3 dozen times, Joe Hendry is a treasure. Starting with a medley of the insult songs to lead into the Creed parody is genius. Odd apology, but I respect it. “Can you please get fired…”, such a great song.

#1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz

Typical Junior style start with counters and some chain wrestling and then a quick tension spot where Trey slaps Ace and then they fire off on each other for a few seconds before they get broken up because its just a shmoz. Trey baits Ace to the outside, Up and Over but Ace lands on the apron and then Wentz picks the ankle as Trey feigns injury to distract the referee. Back Rake back into the ring and just insulting Knife Edge Chops at a deliberate pace. Commercial break happens and Trey is still in charge. Ace shoots the Double and turns it into a Jacknife Cradle for 2 but Ace is still visibly hobbled.

Trey tries to keep Ace grounded but he tries to fire up and Trey finds different ways to keep Ace grounded including a Running Bodyscissors into Full Mount. Kick combination rush from Trey as he goes for the Asai Moonsault to punctuate it but Ace gets the knees up. Short range Knee Strike, Click Click Boom, Corner Splash Seated Lariat spot into a Triangle Kick for 2! Ace looks to set up The Fold, Wentz distracts, Trey grabs tights! But Ace kicks out! Trey with the Backflip Back of the Head Dropkick. Bey levels Wentz and Trey is talking shit to the fans, Ace goes for the Crucifix Pin, but kicks out at 2.

Jackie Bryant Headlock Kick from Trey, but Ace blocks it. Triangle Kick misses, Ace tries to jump on him but misses, Cheeky Nandos, then Trey heads up but Ace cuts him off. They struggle on the top rope, Trey Bell Claps Ace, Ace tries to duck but Trey turns it into the Sunset Flip, locomotion float away, Ace Face Stomp into The Fold! Ace wins!

The Bald Bearded Canadians, good ole team BBC…wait…

TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita

They start off respectfully, which is what you expect since Miyu is well respected in this generation. A few Headlock Takeovers, Shoulder Blocks and finally Miyu drops Jordynne with a Switchblade Kick. Miyu goes to follow up, but Jordynne catches the kick and T-Bone Suplex gives Jordynne a near fall. Juggernaut Driver early, but Miyu counters, rams Jordynne into the corner, Triangle Kick from Miyu for 2! Cravat into Knee Strikes and then a PK to the spine keeps Miyu in control. Miyu lets Jordynne up and they trade strikes a bit, Jordynne’s arms prove to be a little stronger than Miyu’s legs, takes out the legs and then the Jackhammer on the floor from Jordynne!

Jordynne tries to roll Miyu back in, but Miyu continues to roll out to buy some space, Jordynne goes for a dive and eats a foot. Miyu looks for an Apron Death Valley Driver, Jordynne fights it a while but Miyu eventually gets her over and down on the apron for 2. Miyu with a Headlock Takeover, but both ties the other one up and the ropes save the awkward but effective exchange. Strike exchange number 2. Miyu no sells a few Scoop Slams and lands Round Kicks. Spinning Backfist and Round Kick connect simultaneously for both women to drop.

Jordynne charges, Pink Striker tries to block with the front kick, but Jordynne plows through with a Back Elbow. Kinniku Buster attempt but Miyu knows how to get away from that and fights off with Knee Strikes, Jordynne is rocked but fights back up and Avalanche Back Body Drop for 2! Jordynne no sells a Roundhouse Kick, Miyu no sells a Lariat then another kick from Miyu and a Back Kick to the face for 2. Skull Kick attempt, blocked, Juggernaut Driver out of nowhere to retain!

 

Overall Score: 6.25/10

The second half of the show was pretty damn good, but God was the first half useless. Hammerstone and Deaner went on far too long, that was dumb, it looked dumb, I felt dumb watching it. Ali’s match was garbage with the stupid spot monkey indie garbage spot. If I want to watch wrestling that makes less sense than Chinese Dramas with Hindi subtitles, I’ll watch AEW and have a stroke.

Thankfully, Joe Hendry got a good chunk of time, the Trey and Ace match was pretty good and overlooking the stupid run in after match stuff, the Knockouts match itself was pretty damn good. So the new bookers have really consistently done this stuff, where there’s a ton of overbooked stupidity, but they sprinkle in enough okay stuff to make me not completely lose faith. OH – and we do get Kushida versus Gresham tomorrow, so at least that strengthens the lackluster card.

Lets see if they ever figure out how to really book, or if they eventually go full TNA 2015.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (5/2/24)

The Queen is chasing the crown!

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Will the One and Only become the #1 contender?

Queen Aminata wants after Athena and the ROH Women’s World Championship, but she will still earn her way to a shot, starting with a match tonight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Infantry VS The Outrunners; The Infantry wins.
  • Nyla Rose VS Camron Branae; Nyla wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Grounds: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Qrown; The Kingdom wins and denies The Qrown a title match.
  • Toa Liona VS Jimmy Wild; Liona wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Adam Priest, Zicky Dice & Sean Maluta; The Dark Order wins.
  • Aaron Solo VS Jon Cruz; Solo wins.
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; Aminata wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Infantry VS The Outrunners!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have had it with Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum! It’s one thing to use the same finishing move and rename it, but then The Outrunners’ new gear is camouflage, and they start using the Infantry’s catchphrases! Will Turbo & Truth get sent to Boot Camp? Or will Dean & Bravo be sent into Miami Overdrive?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is this accompanying The Outrunners? Lazer Linda? So now they’re copying Infantry in having a female team member? Trish Adora steps into the ring to get a good look at Linda. Linda flexes on Adora, so Adora gives her a LARIAT TUBMAN! The Outrunners are upset but then Dean & Bravo storm up to throw hands! The ref reprimands but The Infantry keep throwing hands. Dean whips Truth and Bravo whips Turbo, but the Outrunners both reverse that. Dean and Bravo both dodge, then they both fake the Outrunners out! Those dropkicks get nothing, and then The Infantry DROPKICK The Outrunners!

The Outrunners bail out, The Infantry fire up and Daily’s Place fires up with them! The ref says they finally need to sort out, so Bravo falls back. Truth flounders in, the bell finally sounds, and Dean arm-drags Turbo around! Dean keeps Turbo from Truth, tags Bravo in, and then Dean wrenches while Bravo hops up. Bravo AX HANDLES Turbo’s arm, then brings him around to wrench. Tag to Dean, he goes up and AX HANDLES! Then the Infantry double whip, and double atomic drop, for a double HIP TOSS! The Infantry now mock The Outrunners, before the double FIST DROP! Turbo flounders away and tags in Truth!

Truth runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Then another DOUBLE FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Dean storms up on him. Turbo distracts the ref, Truth pokes Dean in the eye! Truth blames it on the sunset, then bumps Dean off buckles. Tag to Turbo and the Outrunners mug Dean. Tag back to Truth, he goes up, BACKBREAKER, and then Truth winds up! But Bravo sneaks behind enemy lines to get Dean outta there, Truth’s knee drop turns into an accidental atomic drop! The Infantry then get in and TOSS Turbo! Bravo aims to PLANCHA! Down goes Turbo and the fans fire up again!

Dean brings Truth up, throws hands, then tags in Bravo. Dean scoops Truth, Bravo goes up, and they hit the BACKBREAKER and “Grenade” KNEE DROP! The fans fire up more and Bravo brings Truth up. Truth throws a shot but Bravo hits back. Bravo whips, Truth reverses, but Bravo gets around! Turbo tags in before the O’Conner Roll! Turbo runs up but Bravo dodges him to SUPERKICK! Turbo ends up on ropes, and Bravo ROCKS Truth! Bravo whips, Truth reverses and Turbo BODY SHOTS! Turbo BLASTS Dean, gets Bravo, and sends him into Truth’s BOOTS! Bravo staggers, Turbo CLAWS him on the back!

Tag to Truth and the Outrunners mug Turbo. The fans are torn, but Truth CHOPS Bravo in a corner! Truth spins around while the fans “WOO~!” Truth then storms back up, whips corner to corner, but Bravo reverses. Bravo runs up, but slides under as Truth goes up! Bravo then trips Truth, and asks if he should. The fans say yes, so Bravo YANKS Truth backwards into the POST! Bravo high-fives fans, but then Turbo FLYING AX HANDLES off the apron! Dean protests but there’s nothing he can do as Turbo puts Bravo back in. Truth drags Bravo over, tags Turbo, and Turbo drops an elbow! Cover, TWO!

Turbo drags Bravo up, tags Truth back in, and they mug Bravo with a big kick! Bravo sputters while the Outrunners flex. Truth whips, Bravo sunset flips, but Truth flails! Truth reaches for the literal sunset but Bravo finishes the flip, TWO! Bravo reaches for Dean but Truth trips him up! Tag to Turbo, and he drops down into a CROSSFACE! Bravo endures, fights up, but Turbo tags Truth. The Infantry get Bravo up, but Bravo BOOTS Turbo away! Bravo ELBOWS Truth, then ROCKS Turbo! And repeat! And repeat! Bravo runs, but into the DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The Outrunners shake hands and flex, DOUBLE ELBOW DROP!

Turbo BLASTS Dean, Truth covers, but Dean gets back in to kick it! Truth is upset but he stomps Bravo. Truth whips Bravo to the corner, then he BLASTS Dean again! Truth runs at Bravo but Bravo slips out to the apron! Truth hits buckles, Turbo storms up but Bravo dodges by going back inside! Bravo then slips out the other side, and Truth runs into Turbo! Bravo slingshots in for a STUNNER! The fans fire up as Bravo crawls for his corner, but Turbo grabs a foot! Turbo drags Bravo up, back suplexes, but Bravo lands out! Bravo avoids both Outrunners to hot tag Dean! The fans fire up as The Captain rallies on The Outrunners!

Dean fires haymakers and LARIATS! Then a back drop for Truth! The fans fire up as Dean runs in to give Turbo a FLYING BACK ELBOW! Dean goes corner to corner, blocks Truth’s boots, and puts him in ropes for an ENZIGIRI! Truth flops down, Turbo takes a swing, but Dean slips around to DDT! Dean kips up, the fans fire up, and they join Dean in an “OORAH!” JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, Truth breaks it! Truth TOSSES Dean out, but Bravo runs up! CARLIE CROSSOVER! Down goes Truth, but Turbo CLUBS Bravo! BIG back suplex! But Dean’s up top! FLYING SPLASH! Cover, Truth runs in, but Dean moves! The AX HANDLE hits Turbo!

Truth panics and apologizes, but then sees Dean! Truth wants mercy, but then he goes to poke eyes! Dean blocks those, bends those fingers, but Turbo CLUBS Dean down! The Outrunners shift into gear, MIAMI OVER- NO, Dean slips around and the BOOT hits Truth! Tag to Bravo and they get Turbo, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Often imitated, never duplicated! The one, true Russian Leg Sweep Boot combo shines through, and that’s no cap! Dean & Bravo finally settle things with Turbo & Truth, will they march forward to settle things with The Undisputed Kingdom next?

 

Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker speak.

Cool Hand Ange tells Daddy Magic that things have been rather weird lately, to say the least. Not too long ago, Parker was on Rampage, going to make an announcement he told no one about, and the truth is, he was ready to retire. He felt he didn’t have anything left to fight for. Then he got the biggest news of his entire life, he found out he’s gonna be a dad! And if that doesn’t light a fire under your ass, then what does? So now, Ruby Soho is going to be at home, being a mom to their child, and Parker had to think, “What’s next?” Then he realized, there is a hell of a lot to fight for now, isn’t there?

Menard says how ’bout it? Ruby’s at home, nesting. Cool Hand Ange has priorities in order and Menard loves it! And tell ya right now, Menard has a problem with The Undisputed Kingdom. The ROH World Tag Team Champions, right? So how about this? They get the van, they pack it up, and they start taking a road trip! Van, train, airplane, who cares?! They’re heading to a certain place called The Promised Land! So get ready, boys! No doubt! Ever-Rise, 2Point0, X-JAS, will the next titles Menard & Parker go by be ROH World Tag Team Champions?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Grounds: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Qrown!

Speaking of, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett are here to defend those titles! Or at least, make teams earn their way to a shot at the titles. Will The Kingdom check another team off the list? Or will Leonis & Maximus Khan be one step away from the crown?

The teams sort out, Bennett starts against Leonis, and the Code of Honor is kept. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, and the bigger Leonis powers Bennett to the corner. The ref counts, Leonis lets off, but Bennett kicks low! Bennett CHOPS, then brings Leonis around to ROCK him! Bennett stomps and CHOPS Leonis, then tags Taven. The Kingdom double whip, dropkick the legs out then Taven ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO! Taven throws down hands, stomps Leonis over and over, even at the ropes! Taven CHOKES Leonis, lets off, and the fans cheer as Taven tags Bennett.

Taven CHOPS Leonis, Bennett stomps and CHOPS, then ROCKS him again! And stomps, and ROCKS! Bennett ROCKS Leonis again, talks trash, then tags Taven. Taven CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Taven then reels Leonis in, but Leonis throws body shots! Taven CLUBS Leonis down, tags Bennett, and they bring Leonis in. But Leonis powers out, ROCKS Taven, then ROCKS Bennett! Leonis throws haymakers, then an UPPERCUT for Bennett! Then Leonis catches Taven to OVERHEAD SUPLEX him away! Maximus reaches out but Bennett whips Leonis into a BOOT! Bennett FOREARMS, Taven LARIATS! Bennett covers, TWO!

The fans rally and Bennett stomps Leonis. Bennett CHOPS Leonis, tells him to get up, then brings him to a neutral corner. Bennett ROCKS Leonis, brings him over, and tags Taven. Taven fires up Daily’s Place before he swings, but Leonis dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! Taven knees low, tags Bennett, and The Kingdom double whip. Leonis holds ropes, KICKS Bennett, then TOSSES Taven! Bennett kicks Leonis first, then reels him in, but Leonis back drops free! Hot tag to Maximus! Maximus rallies on The Kingdom with big LARIATS! Bennett runs up, Maximus dodges then URENAGES! The fans fire up with Maximus and he brings Bennett up.

But Taven springboards, KICK OF THE KING! Bennett BLASTS Leonis, Taven goes up! HAIL MARY PILEDRIVER!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Qrown a title opportunity)

Taven & Bennett just showed The Qrown aren’t #NeckStrong enough, and now The Kingdom is moving on. But will they soon cross paths with Menard & Parker?

 

JD Drake speaks.

“You ever been lost? Lord knows I have. I’ve been lost for the last month. In light of recent events, my brain’s been foggy, I haven’t been able to articulate words, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s showing up in my in-ring work, it’s showing up in my personal life at home. Hell, it’s showing in my bowling game at home, too. The other night during league, I asked myself, ‘Hey, where do I go from here?'” JD asked the lady cashier for change on $5, he only got back four bills. Three ones, and a $2! Yeah, a real $2, those still exists.

JD says his grandfather recently passed away, February of this year, God rest his soul, would put a $2 in every grandchild’s picture frame. JD once asked why he did that, he said it’s because they’re gonna need to talk to him one day, and this $2 was gonna be the message. Granddad would also say, when times get tough, you’ve got two choices: quit, or tighten your bootstraps up and get back to work. So while the Workhorsmen may not be a thing for the foreseeable future, time for JD to be a workhorse man. The Blue Collar Badass is gonna punch in, knockout, and give ROH a $2 ass kicking. Scrap Metal is ready to scrap, will he turn that $2 into championship gold?

 

The Iron Savages speak.

Bulk Bronson says, “Underappreciated. Underutilized. Undervalued. We, the Iron Savages, have been parading around like a circus act for an entire year, winning over the hearts of the ROH fans and keeping them all entertained.” Jacked Jameson asks, “Are we in any tournaments?” Bronson & Boulder both say, “No.” Are they on any PPVs? No. And y’know what? No more goofy savages, no more popping the crowd! Boulder says the adoration is not bringing them success. Time for the Iron Savages, yes, the Iron Savages, to live up to their potential! Jameson says frankly, fat morons and skinny idiots don’t deserve their entertainment.

They aren’t changing their game plan, it just means they’re done winning over “Low T losers!” They’re just gonna win. They’re sippin’ sauce, livin’ hoss, and EVERYBODY is going to #TiddyCity! Will these three start tearing their way through the ROH Tag & Trios Divisions until they’re sinking their teeth into titles?

 

Aaron Solo VS Jon Cruz!

Aaron is tired of riding solo and going nowhere, so in order to get back in the good graces of Johnny TV, he’s gotta get that W back! Or in this case, he just has to get wins period! Will he be able to do that here at Daily’s Place where he became All Elite? Or will Serpentico’s human friend get his own great homecoming win?

Cruz gets the fans fired up as he offers The Code of Honor. Solo takes it, the bell rings, and then Solo kicks low! Solo DECKS Cruz, has him in a corner, and bumps him off buckles. Solo stomps a mudhole in, digs his boots in and laughs, but lets off as the ref counts. Solo brings Cruz up, snap suplexes, then smiles as he soaks up the heat. Cruz flounders, the fans rally, but Solo throws hands. Solo whips, Cruz ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Solo flounders, Cruz keeps moving and he LARIATS! The fans fire up with Cruz and he brings Solo around. Cruz scoops to POWERSLAM, then fires up as he shakes the ropes!

The fans cheer as Cruz points to a corner. Cruz goes up, aims, and then FROG SPLASH FLOPS as Solo moves! GERMAN SUPLEX! Cruz springs up but Solo gives him the DREAMCAST KICK! Cover, Solo wins!

Winner: Aaron Solo, by pinfall

Solo makes sure Johnny TV saw that! There’s the first win, will he get more and more until he proves he’s TV Ready like Johnny & Taya?

 

Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade!

The One and Only African Woman Wrestler is an uncrowned queen here in ROH, but she is going to fight her way back up to her revenge! Will she be unstoppable as she chases down Athena and Billie Starkz? Or will this Renegade defy Aminata’s authority?

The Code of Honor is kept, the bell rings, and the fans rally for Aminata with “YES, QUEEN!” The two tie up, Aminata headlocks and she grinds Renegade. Renegade brings Aminata down, pops out the back and headlocks in return. Aminata endures, brings Renegade to her knee, and pops out the back to wrench, step over, and twerk attack! The fans cheer but Renegade is frustrated. Aminata hammerlocks, headlocks and hits the takeover. Renegade moves around, fights up, and powers up, only for Aminata to hold on tight. Aminata wrenches, Robyn breaks free and ENZIGIRIS! Then BACKSTABBER!

Aminata crawls, Robyn soaks up the heat and she kicks rocks before she runs up. Aminata puts Renegade on the apron, shoulders in but gets a DOUBLE STOMP for it! Renegade talks trash, kicks Aminata to the floor, then brings her back up to put her in the ring. Renegade brings Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata turns things into a cradle! TWO, and Aminata runs up to LARIAT! Renegade gets up, Aminata LARIATS again! Renegade swings, but into a spin, snapmare, and PENALTY KICK! Back of the onion bag with that one! Aminata fires the fans up, runs side to side, and she DROPKICKS Renegade through ropes!

Aminata reminds us, she’s the one and only! But then we see Athena & Billie watching this backstage! Athena whispers something to Billie, perhaps some opening or weakness in Aminata’s game. Billie seems to concur while Aminata scuffs Renegade. Cover, TWO! Renegade holds on but Aminata brings her up. Alabama Lift, but Renegade sunset flips and high stacks! TWO, and Renegade swings, but into a wrench and facelock, snap suplex! Emphasis on the snap as Renegade flounders to a corner. The fans fire up and Aminata runs corner to corner, but Renegade ELBOWS back! Renegade runs in, gets around, half nelson FACEBUSTER!

Renegade sits Aminata up, runs and SHOTGUNS her down! Cover, TWO! Aminata is tougher than that but Renegade snarls. The fans taunt Renegade, “ROBYN SUCKS!” Renegade drags Aminata up, fireman’s carries, and swing into the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this but clutches her neck and back. Robyn is frustrated, but she drags Aminata up. Robyn DOUBLE CHOPS! Aminata is annoyed, but Robyn pushes her around. Robyn winds up, Aminata BOOTS the lariat, then DOUBLE CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! And waistlocks, to GERMAN SUPLEX!

Robyn ends up in the corner again, and Aminata runs up, SWEET HIP MUSIC! But Aminata goes side to side to add the BOOT WASH!! Aminata says it is done now! She drags Robyn back up to HEADBUTT, Alabama Lift, and AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

Athena & Billie are not happy with that result, they storm off. Aminata is not just ready, she is looking better than ever! Will not even The Fallen Goddess be able to deny The Queen her crown?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH, mostly because it was under an hour. Yes, I still skipped things but c’mon, it was obvious Nyla was going to win, as were Liona and The Dark Order. Great opener from Infantry VS Outrunners to settle their feud, and I love that the Outrunners went as far as to get a female member of the team to parody Adora, just as I was thinking they would. Great win for Infantry, they’ll definitely get back in the ROH Tag title conversation in time for the next ROH PPV. And very good Proving Ground match, good showing for The Qrown in their first ROH match. But even so, of course The Kingdom was winning.

As such, we got a really good promo from Menard & Parker. I really hope they get a strong showing here in ROH now that they’re teaming together again. And there’s still Maria wanting Griff & Karter going after the titles, there’s needs to be something big in the works for the ROH Tag Division. And really good promo from JD Drake. Granted, this is another case where Tony Khan does something in his booking/running of the company that kinda forces his talent into these worked shoot promos, what with Anthony Henry being released while he’s injured. But JD did a great job referencing that without having to say it, and I hope he gets going in the singles division.

Good promo from The Iron Savages to officially go Heel, but given the unified AEW & ROH Trios champs are also Heels, we aren’t seeing Bronson, Boulder & Jameson holding gold any time soon. Good match from Solo, but I was hoping he’d have to struggle a little longer before he could win and do what Johnny TV dared him to do. And then very good match from Aminata VS Robyn, especially with the detail of Athena & Billie watching. Aminata of course wins, and I would think she skips revenge on Billie to go right to the head of the snake. Aminata VS Athena will be a great match, and really should be the moment Athena passes on the torch as far as being ROH Women’s World Champion.

My Score: 8.6/10


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