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Mitchell’s AEW All Out Results & Report! (9/5/20)

AEW’s second anniversary goes all out!

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AEW All Out 2020

Are you ready to go All Out once again?

AEW sure is! Will Thunder Rosa reign over both AEW and NWA as a double women’s world champion? Will Maxwell Jacob Friedman win the AEW world title with Jon Moxley unable to use his best move?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Buy-In – Joey Janela VS Serpentico; Janela wins.
  • Buy-In – Private Party VS The Dark Order’s Alex Reynolds & John Silver; Private Party wins.
  • Tooth ‘n’ Nail Match: Britt Baker VS Big Swole; Swole wins.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jurassic Express; The Young Bucks win.
  • 21 Man Casino Battle Royal: Lance Archer wins and will challenge for the AEW World Championship.
  • Broken Rules Match: Matt Hardy VS Sammy Guevara; Hardy wins and can stay in AEW.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Thunder Rosa; Shida wins and retains the AEW Women’s World Championship.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Matt Cardona, Scorpio Sky & The Natural Nightmares; Cardona, Sky & The Natural Nightmares win.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championship: Hangman Page & Kenny Omega VS FTR w/ Tully Blanchard; FTR wins and becomes the new AEW World Tag Team Champions.
  • Mimosa Mayhem Match: Chris Jericho VS Orange Cassidy; Cassidy wins.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS MJF; Moxley wins and retains the AEW World Championship.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All Out Buy-In!

Join Tony Schiavone and Dasha in discussing, analyzing and predicting tonight’s action!

 

We hear from MJF.

“Here we are my friend.” All Out 2020, “two undefeated bulls locking horns. Two men who will go down as the greatest who have ever graced this sport.” Jon Moxley VS Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Everyone fell for MJF’s injury tricks because they’re all “smooth brained idiots.” MJF proved he can get violent like Moxley, but that’s what he won’t do tonight. He’ll instead just beat Moxley like a dog on a leash. Moxley is a goon, and MJF will make sure this does not spill out of the ring or turn into a brawl.

MJF says Moxley has one kill shot. Moxley thinks he can tap or snap MJF, but he can’t. MJF knows every single reversal in the book! MJF will out wrestle Mox. Kill or be killed, just as Mox said. But as MJF said, bad things happen to those who get in MJF’s way. “Tonight, we get a real paradigm shift. Because I’m better than you, and you know it.” But will MJF prove it later tonight?

 

Buy In – Joey Janela VS Serpentico w/ Luther!

The Bad Boy is rebounding from his loss to Le Champion, but he’ll have to do it quick against the SNAKEMAN of the newly named #ChaosProject. Will Janela be feeling pretty good this Labor Day weekend?

The minute Janela hits the ring, he starts hitting Serpentico! The bell rings to get this on record as Janela clobbers Serpentico! Serpentico flounders as fans fire up. Janela throws Serpentico out hard, Sonny Kiss appears to cheer on his tag partner, but Serpentico kicks Janela back. Serpentico whips, Janela reverses and sends him into barriers! Then Janela back drops Serpentico! Luther distracts Janela but Janela is still ready for Serpentico’s sneak attack! Janela throws Serpentico in but Luther DECKS Kiss! That distracts Janela and Serpentico pushes him down! Janela crashes and burns down beside Kiss, Serpentico drags Janela up to throw him into railing and topple it over!

Serpentico puts Janela in, runs corner to corner but Janela BOOTS him away! Serpentico “fixes” his neck and flapjacks Janela down! Cover, TWO! Luther argues the count on Serpentico’s behalf as Janela throws forearms. Janela whips, Serpentico reverses and Janela hits hard! Serpentico digs his boot in, then runs side to side for a KNEE! Serpentico drags Janela to a cover, ONE! Janela is tough but Serpentico throws him out. Luther attacks Janela while Serpentico distracts the ref. Luther whips Janela into railing, and then into the ring. Serpentico runs to drop ax handles! He rolls back to a cover, TWO! Janela grits his teeth as Luther argues with fans about the count.

Serpentico reels Janela in, fans rally up, but Serpentico snap suplexes! Serpentico gives thumbs down and goes up top. Serpentico aims and crosses his arms, to then drop down and stomp Janela’s head! Fans boo but Janela fires back on Serpentico! Janela CHOPS, whips Serpentico then runs in. Serpentico slips out, enziguris then throws Janela down by his hair. Slingshot stomps! Cover, ONE and Luther is furious again. The fans rally for “Joey! Joey!” as Serpentico goes up top again. Serpentico leaps this time, but his swanton hits knees! Serpentico flounders around as fans fire up! Janela rises, Kiss rallies with the fans as Janela fireman’s carries, ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Basement SUPERKICK! Then a whip for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Serpentico survives but Janela keeps his focus. Janela climbs up, blows a kiss, MOONSAULT but he FLOPS! Serpentico rolls and SUPERKICKS Janela, into a basement DDT! Cover, TWO!! Janela survives but Serpentico keeps his cool. Fans rally, Serpentico climbs up a third time and gives another thumbs down. Janela rises to SHORYUKEN! Serpentico wobbles, Janela throws forearms, and then Janela climbs up to club Serpentico on the back. Janela brings Serpentico up for a FISHERMAN SUPERPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!?! Serpentico survives and Janela can’t believe it! Janela gets up, runs and runs, but Luther swipes at him! Kiss DECKS Luther! Janela runs and wrecks Luther with a dropkick!

But Serpentico turns Janela around for a CHOP! And a KNEE! Serpentico whips, Janela comes back with a LARIAT! Janela fires up again as the fans cheer him on. Janela goes up top, leaps, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, Janela wins!

Winner: Joey Janela, by pinfall

The Bad Boy bounces back and now he is back on track! Will he and Kiss rise up the rankings both together and apart with AEW going on its second year?

 

Buy-In – Private Party VS The Dark Order’s Alex Reynolds & John Silver!

Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy want to keep the party rolling, but the Dark Order is building momentum of their own. What happens when the party collides with the Beaver Boys?

The teams sort out, Kassidy and Silver start and go around. They tie up, Kassidy gets a wristlock, wrenches to a shoulder breaker then keeps on the wrist. Silver spins through, wrenches around, and has the wristlock now. Kassidy rolls, rolls back, handsprings and waistlocks to a headlock. Silver endures the grind, brings Kassidy to a knee, and breaks free. Silver whips, Kassidy goes up and over and arm-drags Silver around! Kassidy dropkicks Silver, then sees Reynolds coming, but Reynolds fakes him out! The Numbers rush Kassidy as Quen protests and the ref keeps Quen back. The Numbers double suplex Kassidy but Quen gets in to save him. Private Party double dropkick Numbers 3 and 4 out!

Kassidy has Silver alone now and circles with him. They tie up, Silver kicks low then reels Kassidy into a headlock. Kassidy throws body shots, powers him to the corner and Quen tags in. Kassidy whips Silver, Quen catches him for an atomic drop, Kassidy adds the back elbow! Reynolds runs in but he gets the atomic drop enziguri combo! Quen drags Silver up, but Silver CHOPS him away! Tag to Reynolds but Quen huricanranas Reynolds! Quen wrenches Reynolds, tags Kassidy, and Kassidy drops ax handles on the arm! Private Party double whip, flapjack bulldog combo! Kassidy double guns at Silver, covers Reynolds, ONE! Kassidy rains down rights on Reynolds, lets up at the ref’s count, but hops up a corner.

Silver distracts, Kassidy has to leap over Reynolds, but Reynolds tags Silver in the waistlock. Silver drags Kassidy up and BOMBS him onto Reynolds’ knees! Cover, TWO! Silver grows frustrated as he stalks and stomps Kassidy. Silver drags Kassidy up, Kassidy hits back but Silver kicks him down! Silver digs his foot into Kassidy’s chest but the ref counts. Silver lets up, double guns and gloats, then puts Kassidy in the corner and rams his shoulder in. Reynolds tags in, he rams his shoulder into Kassidy, then brings Kassidy up for a backbreaker! Cover, TWO! Reynolds sucker punches Quen then goes back to Kassidy. Reynolds brings Kassidy up, Kassidy cradle counters, TWO! Reynolds drags Kassidy from the corner, Ksasidy crawls and claws but Silver tags in. Silver drops an elbow, covers, TWO!

Fans rally for Kassidy but Silver brings him up. Silver gives Kassidy KICKS! Fans boo but he just KICKS harder! Kassidy eggs Silver on!? Silver CHOPS then KICKS Kassidy down! Cover, TWO! Tag to Reynolds, Reynolds steps on Kassidy to springboard splash! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Kassidy around, drags him into a partial camel clutch and pulls back. Kassidy endures, fans rally up and Kassidy fights up and out of the hold! Reynolds keeps Kassidy from Quen then throws him down by his head! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Kassidy over, tag to Silver, and the Beaver Boys mug Kassidy in the corner. The ref reprimands, Silver keeps on Kassidy with forearms, and he soaks up the heat as fans jeer.

Kassidy fights back with big elbows, Silver back suplexes but Kassiduy lands on his feet! Ksasidy dodges Silver, hot tag to Quen! Quen rallies on Silver, then back drops Reynolds as he comes in! Silver comes back, atomic drop and a dropkick! Quen clotheslines Reynolds out and then boots Silver! Quen goes up, QUEBRADA! Cover, Reynolds breaks it! Reynolds stomps Quen, Kassidy throws hands on Reynolds. Reynolds BOOTS back, blocks a kick but Kassidy dragon whips! Quen grabs Reynolds, Kassidy runs in but Reynolds dodges. Private Party prepares the Silly String, but Silver STOMPS it down! Silver has Quen on the ropes for a BLINDSIDE BOOT!! Fireman’s carry, TOWER HACKER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Silver can’t believe Quen survives, he had so much spin on that move!

Tag to Reynolds, fans rally up as Reynolds puts Kassidy in. The Numbers want to end Private Party all at once, and they hoist each man up. Quen shoves Reynodls down, Kassidsy shoves Silver. HARDY PARTY, but the Swanton gets KNEES! Reynolds dodges the 450, Quen rolls through and Silver puts Quen in a corner for an ENZIGURI! SIlver feeds Quen to the rolling elbow, hits another enziguri, STUNNER TO GERMAN!! Double cover, TWO!?!? How?!? The fans are loving this but the Numbers are furious! Reynolds tags Silver in, they drag Quen up, but Kassidy saves Quen from the double shot with an enziguri! Silver throws Kassidy out, Quen PELES Silver! Silver ends up in a corner, Quen tags Kassidy.

Silver boots Quen but Kasisdy comes in. Silver boots Kassidy away, but Kassidy rolls off Quen’s back! Quen goes up to SUPER STEINER Silver into the GIN ‘N’ JUICE!! Cover, Private Party wins!!

Winners: Private Party, by pinfall

Incredible! Private Party overcomes Numbers 3 and 4, and could be back in the Top 5 of the AEW Tag Division! Will Quen and Kassidy make their way to those tag team titles in the near future?

 

Tooth ‘n’ Nail Match: Britt Baker VS Big Swole!

This grudge has been building for months and it finally explodes! As the old pun goes, this will be like a dentist and a carpenter! Will Britt Baker DMD be able to measure up? Or will she be cut down by the proverbial carpenter known as Big Swole?

Swole arrives with a referee at Britt’s practice and it’s go-time! Rebel is the receptionist and she checks for appointments. Name? Uh, it’s Swole. Big Swole. Rebel shouts to warn Britt but gets SMACKED by the clipboard! Swole storms her way around the front desk to boot Rebel down and shout for “Basura Baker.” Swole goes down the hall but whoa, is that blood on that chair? Swole has a good idea where Britt is and heads further back. But Britt is lurking in the bathroom like a psycho killer.

Chattering teeth toes get Swole’s attention. Does Britt think this is a game? But Britt sneaks up and SMASHES Swole with her degree! The “bell” rings and this officially starts. Britt takes off her face guard to smash Swole with it! Britt mockingly asks what Swole’s in for. Well whatever it is, Britt doesn’t think the teeth can be saved. Time for EXTRACTION!! Britt goes after Swole with clamps but Swole grabs a tray! Swole BOPS Britt with it, gets out of the chair, but Rebel is in! She sprays Swole with the water but gets SMACKED again! Swole chases Britt into the back and they brawl right near the Role’s Royce. Swole SMACKS Britt with the wet floor sign!

Swole puts Britt into the wheelchair and rams her into the boxes! “Ain’t no Reba here!” But wait, here she comes! Rebel puts Swole in the back and clubs away but Britt takes over. Britt and Swole brawl on the back of the golf cart, Britt rakes Swole’s eyes! Britt climbs up on the cab but Swole chases. Rebel anchors Swole and Britt kicks her back! Britt and Rebel work together to bring Swole up, to DDT onto the cab roof! “In the dumpster!” They drag Swole but Swole fights back! Swole kicks Rebel down, hammers Britt, then kicks Rebel back down! Swole drags Rebel up and tosses her into the trash! But where did Britt go? Rebel tosses a crutch out from the dumpster to Britt! They had a back-up plan just in case! And Britt uses the crutch to SMACK Swole!!

Britt runs away, back inside the building! Swole gives chase, they brawl in the hall, and Swole throws Britt into a counter top! Britt is worried about her nose that just got fixed! Swole wheels the swivel chair into Britt, then goes to suplex. Britt resists with body shots and a kick. Britt fisherman SWINGING NECKBREAKERS Swole onto the floor! Cover, TWO!! Britt is furious, but she drags Swole by her hair into the other room! Britt stomps Swole as she resists but Swole kicks Britt away! Swole gets up to throw big hands and forearms, but Britt hits her back! “You’re in MY house!” Swole doesn’t care, she UPPERCUTS! Britt ducks the kick but not the HEADBUTT! Or BOOT!! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives but Swole keeps her focus.

Swole stalks Britt, Britt SUPERKICKS her! Swole ends up in another dentist’s chair and Britt says this is it! A DRILL!?! Britt says Swole either gives up or get drilled! Swole moves and the drill gets stuck in the chair! Britt shouts for Reba/Rebel to bring the novacain. Rebel returns, trash on her head. Britt goes to stick Swole, but Swole turns the needle around and onto Britt!! “YOU STABBED HER!!” Britt’s leg is going numb! Swole has the diploma to DIRTY DANCING into Rebel’s face! Britt drags her sleepy leg but gets DIRTY DANCING in the back! Swole gives Britt the LAUGHING GAS!! Britt fades out, Swole wins!!

Winner: Big Swole, by… submission?

Britt wakes up, having no idea what happened. But then she puts it together and freaks out! Will Britt ever rebound from losing in her own territory? Will Swole climb right to the top and challenge whoever comes out of tonight’s AEW Women’s World Championship match?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jurassic Express!

These four were one big team that won against SoCal Uncensored and Private Party to earn a spot on tonight’s card. Now they’re going to go All Out in hopes of becoming the next contenders to the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will the new attitude Matt & Nick Jackson have derail Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus? Or will the Superkick Party go extinct?

Fans are fired up already as the teams sort out. We start with Nick and JB. They tie up, Nick wrenches and yanks on the arm, but JB uses ropes to flip through and wrench back. Nick kicks, JB gets under but Nick arm-drags him away. JB comes back, gets up the ropes and flying arm-drags Nick away! Nick comes back, goes up the corner, goes up and over JB and arm-drags him. JB sweeps, covers, ONE! Nick sweeps, covers, ONE! JB ducks a kick, Nick jumps the sweep, and fans fire up as the two stand off. JB offers a handshake, Nick swats it away! Nick swings on JB, JB dropkicks him back! Matt tags in and SLAPS JB! There’s that new edge. JB ROCKS and CHOPS Matt, then tags Luchasaurus. They whip Matt, Luchasaurus ROUNDHOUSES Matt down for JB’s standing shooting star!

JB hits Nick with another dropkick, Luchasaurus BOOTS Matt! The Bucks bail out on opposite ends and the fans fire up for Jurassic Express. Matt doesn’t like Marko Stunt literally poking fun, but Luchasaurus drags Matt up. Matt hotshots Luchasaurus back, slingshots up and over and comes back to dodge, duck and leap, into a flapjack! And then another ROUNDHOSUE! Nick and JB tag in, Nick springboards into Luchasaurus’ grip but breaks free. JB ducks Nick’s spinning roundhouse to full nelson wheelbarrow, and Luchasaurus adds the TAIL WHIP to the FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! JB keeps on Nick, puts him in the corner and Luchasaurus tags in.

Luchasaurus CHOPS then whips Nick to the other corner. Nick tries to get away but can’t, but he boots Luchasaurus and goes out. Nick avoids another boot, moves around and tags in Matt. Luchasaurus throws Matt, Matt slides under, Luchasaurus throws him, but Nick enziguris! Matt dropkicks, tags Nick, and both Bucks dropkick! Luchasaurus is in the corner, corner clothesline and dosido shining wizard to a BULLDOG DROPKICK! Cover, ONE! Matt tags back in, the Bucks go after Luchasaurus and coordinate, Matt gives Nick the boost but Luchasaurus catches him! Luchasaurus POWERBOMBS Nick onto Matt!

Luchasaurus runs through the double clothesline, tags JB and JB shoves Bucks into each other. Nick ends up on the outside, JB uses Matt to get up and FLYING RANA Nick onto the ramp! JB shoulders Matt, up and in but into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express gets going! Matt hits the hat trick but keeps going, to standard suplex JB onto ropes! JB holds on and almost hotshots Matt, but they tumble out of the ring. Matt gets more Northern Lights, then he DUMPS JB to the concrete on the outside!! Stunt and Luchasaurus are concerned for JB but the ring count climbs. It’s past 5 before JB sits up, and Stunt helps him get back in!

Matt is frustrated, he tags Nick in and Nick keeps JB from Luchasaurus with a facelock. Nick handstands to add weight but JB endures. JB fights up, Nick cranks but JB powers out and ROCKS Nick! JB elbows Matt then leaps but Nick catches him! Nick carries JB to the corner, tag to Matt as JB sunset flips. Nick slips out, SHINING WIZARD! Matt covers, TWO! JB toughs it out and fans rally up while Matt seethes. Matt drags JB up to club him at the ropes. Matt bumps JB off buckles, gets the legs and Nick tags in. Catapult into the forearm, then springboard STOMPS onto Matt’s knees! Nick hits Luchasaurus for good measure but he doesn’t fall off the apron. The ref keeps Luchasaurus from getting in as Nick bumps JB and tags Matt.

The Bucks whip JB into the corner, JB boots Nick back then boots Matt. JB hops up, jumps over Matt but Nick SUPERKICKS Luchasaurus to stop the tag! Nick grins as he mockingly offers a tag. Stunt trips Nick up! Matt is furious with Stunt but he whips JB, only for JB to LARIAT! Both men are down, fans fire up and Luchasaurus is ready on the corner! JB gets up, Matt has the leg and reels him in. JB lands on his feet out of the back suplex, gets past Matt and hot tags Luchasaurus! Matt tries to apologize but Luchasaurs clobbers him! Luchasaurus CHOPS Nick, CHOPS Matt, but Nick dodges in the corner, only for both Bucks to get double clotheslines!

Luchasaurus choke grips both, the Bucks break free to sweep the legs and basement dropkick! Luchasaurus sits up like a certain Dead Man, then he ducks the double superkicks, handsprings around and TAIL WHIPS Nick! ROUNDHOUSE for Matt, choke grip and CHOKE SLAM! Then he CHOKE SLAMS Nick onto Matt! Standing moonsault onto Matt! Cover, Nick breaks it! Fans cheer as this match continues but Luchasaurus is annoyed. Luchasaurus powers up as fans cheer him on, and he aims at Matt. Matt sits up, Luchasaurus brings him up, but Matt throat chops! Luchasaurus just roars back, but Matt fires off fast hands! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS!!

Luchasaurus runs, Nick trips him up, but JB uses Luchasaurus as a step up to FLY! DOwn goes Nick, Luchasaurus throws Matt out. Luchasaurus MOONSAULTS off the corner to wipe the Bucks out! Stunt and the fans are fired up as all four men are down! Luchasaurus sits up and regroups with JB. They drag Matt up into the ring, JB tags in, and Jurassic Express coordinates. Nick manages to tag in and save Matt at the same time, but Luchasaurus ROCKS Nick with a right! Luchasaurus helps JB go up, but Nick blocks the rana for an APRON POWERBOMB! Nick then slingshots to hit Luchasaurus with a DESTROYER! Matt gets up, corners Stunt and takes the crutch away to then SUPERKICK Stunt down! Fans cheer either way as Matt brings JB up in an Electric Chair.

Nick is on the apron, PENALTY KICK DOOMSDAY! The Bucks put JB in, Matt tags in and they drag JB up. Matt has JB on the ropes, Nick is up top, SWANTON onto the draped JB! Cover, TWO!! JB survives but Matt keeps his focus. Matt tags Nick back in, they sit JB up and call for it, but JB dodges the BTE Trigger! JB dodges clotheslines, blocks a superkick to throw it into Matt! JB puts Nick on the apron but Matt gut wrenches! Luchasaurus intercepts Nick for a SUPER CHOKE SLAM! JB POISON-RANAS Matt!! Feed to Luchasaurus, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!! Cover, but Nick manages to break it!! The fans are thunderous as this match keeps going!

JB throws Nick out but Nick drags JB out to join him. JB whips Nick over the railing and then clears space, Luchasaurus FLIES!! Luchasaurus wipes out Nick AND other wrestlers watching ringside! Fans lose their minds as JB springboards, into Matt’s SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!?! JB survives but Matt tags Nick! The Bucks wait for JB to sit up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Cover, TWO?!? JB still lives but the Bucks tag again. Matt and Nick sit JB up, call for it, B T E TRIGGER!!! Cover, NOW the Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Jurassic Express gave the Bucks the biggest fight we’ve seen out of the younger team, but this is why the Bucks are among the greatest teams ever! Will the Bucks take aim at whoever comes out of tonight with the tag team titles?

 

21 Man Casino Battle Royal!

For those who don’t remember this from last year’s Double or Nothing, this unique battle royal plays a lot like a deck of cards. Entrants are organized by suits, and there’s a special Joker in play that will come out at the very end! But that’s besides the point, because it all comes down to the last man in the ring! Who outlasts 20 others to become the next challenger to THE AEW World Championship?

First up are Trent, Christopher Daniels, Jake Hager, The Blade and Rey Fenix! We already know Fenix and Blade are allies behind Eddie Kingston and their tag partners, this gives them a huge advantage! The bell rings, Hager and Blade go after Daniels while Fenix is after Trent. Three minutes count down, Fenix ROCKS Trent and Hager keeps on Daniels. Blade helps Fenix and he CHOPS Trent! Hager whips Daniels corner to corner hard, Blade stomps Daniels. Fenix bumps Trent off buckles, whips him to ropes, and dropkicks him down! Hager back suplexes Daniels high and hard, Fenix basement dropkicks Trent. Blade drags Daniels up for a swinging fisherman neckbreaker! Fans boo as Fenix drags Trent up.

Blade and Hager mug Daniels but Trent fights back on Fenix. Blade back suplexes but Daniels lands on his feet to shove Blade into Hager hard! Daniels bumps Blade off buckles and rains down rights. Fenix CHOPS Trent, goes up a corner and springboards to arm-drag Trent into Hager! Fenix runs but Trent dodges to tornado DDT! Blade clobbers Trent, Hager clobbers Blade! Daniels goes up and hits a FLYING DDT on Hager! Blade throws hands on Trent, Hager scoops Daniels for a SPINE BUSTER! Trent CHOPS Blade but Fenix SUPERKICKS Trent! Blade and Fenix work together to bring Trent up but Trent fights back. Ternt is on the apron but he clings to the bottom rope. Daniels fights Hager off as the countdown hits zero!

The next group is led off by SCU’s Frankie Kazarian! Kaz helps Daniels against Hager while Will Hobbs comes in! Chuck Taylor is here to help Trent against Blade and Fenix! Hobbs corner splashes Fenix, but here comes Santana AND Ortiz of Inner Circle! They CLOBBER Chuck with batons! They’re on the floor but they never got in so no one is eliminated as they double suplex Chuck! We have had the Clubs and the Diamonds as Trent DIVES through the ropes to take out Proud ‘n’ Powerful! Trent rams Ortiz into railing while Blade and Fenix work on Hobbs. They double body shot, kick and kick, then Blade whips Fenix , only for the rewind heel kick to hit Blade! Hobbs throws Blade out and ELIMINATES him! Hager clotheslines and ELIMINATES Daniels!

Hobbs catches Fenix to a fireman’s carry! Hobbs tries to dump Fenix out while Kaz goes after Hager on behalf of Daniels! Best Friends and PNP still brawl on the outside, none of them out of this match. Fenix fights Hobbs off, Santana and Ortiz finally go in to help Hager while also going after Best Friends. Kaz ROCKS Hager with a right, but Hager hits back with heavy hands of his own! Trent fights PNP off all on his own but PNP stomp him down and grind all four boots in! Ortiz shouts “THE BEST! THE BEST!” as Santana hits Chuck. The countdown hits zero again and now it’s the Hearts! Billy Gunn gets in to go after Hager! Pentagon is in to help brother Fenix and beat down Hobbs! Team Taz’s Ricky Starks AND Brian Cage are in to just hit whoever, but Billy is right after them!

Cage pops Billy up, throws him out and ELIMINATES him! But wait, here comes Darby Allin!! He has his skateboard to hit Team Taz! Kaz clobbers Starks, Starks kicks Darby, Darby hits a DESTROYER! Fenix CHOPS Darby and then goes up the ropes. Darby trips Fenix up and ELIMINATES him!! Cage is after Darby then Hobbs! Trent throws Starks into the Sexy Chuckie knee! Sole Food Half ‘n’ Half! And they HUG!! Got to give the people what the want, but PNP go after them both! They both throw Chuck out and ELIMINATE him! Kaz throws hands on Santana but Inner Circle choke Trent and mock Mama Sue! Hobbs and Cage brawl, Hager saves Santana from Kaz! The Inner Circle mug Kaz, Pentagon brawls with Darby but Darby is after Starks.

Cage throws hands on Hobbs, Starks stomps away on Darby, Trent brawls with Ortiz. Kaz fights back against Hager and Santana, Pentagon KICKS Cage’s leg! Starks ROCKS Pentagon but Darby CHOPS Starks! The countdown hits zero again to give us the Spades! Shawn Spears leads the way with that black glove, but he decides to take the long way so he can say hi on commentary. Eddie Kingston and Butcher are here to finally help their team! They mug Kaz, Cage fires off on Trent, and now Spears goes to the ring. Sonny Kiss is here and goes after Hager with fury! Ortiz helps Kiss, but here comes the Murderhawk Monster! Lance Archer DIVES into the ring to wipe out Kaz, Kingston and Butcher! Hager lifts Kiss up but Kiss slips out and throws Hager to ELIMINATE him!?! Incredible!

Kiss dodges Cage, but Cage catches that heel kick to toss and ELIMINATE Kiss! Tully gets Spears that metal slug for the glove! PNP whip Trent, Trent reverses and hurdles Ortiz but gets a BULLDOG! Hager clobbers Kiss for revenge! Santana runs at Trent but Trent dumps him out and ELIMINATES him! Ortiz almost falls for the same trick but then Archer throws Trent around! Archer lifts Trent and tosses him to ELIMINATE him! Ortiz says he’s too smart to get eliminated but then Archer DECKS him! Archer ELIMINATES Ortiz! The Joker is drawn and… It’s MATT SYDAL!! The high-flying hotshot gives Spears a KNEE! Sydal climbs the top rope and SLIPS off the top rope?! He didn’t account for the sweat in that corner and crashes hard!

Archer ROCKS Starks, Sydal manages to fight back on Kaz. Butcher saves Kingston from Darby and bounces him off the buckles. Pentagon brawls with Kaz and enziguris! Archer ROCKS Starks and Cage in turn as Kaz dumps Pentagon out. Pentagon enziguris but Kaz BOOTS Back and ELIMINATES Pentagon! Kaz goes after Butcher, Sydal and Spears fight but Cage goes after Spears. Kaz whips, Butcher reverses and Kaz tumbles out, Butcher ELIMINATES Kaz! Sydal brawls with Butcher, fakes him out and QUESTION MARK KICKS! Cage swings on Sydal, pyro goes off at the neighboring baseball stadium as Cage hits Sydal with a DRIVER! Cage gives Spears an F5! Hobbs runs into a neckbreaker! Butcher runs into a COMPLETE SHOT!

Kingston waistlocks, Cage standing switches and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Archer swings into a waistlock, elbows free but runs into a DISCUS!! Cage swings on Allin but gets Starks when Darby ducks! Darby flips up and over, STUNNER for Cage! Daby throws Starks out and ELIMINATES Him! Darby gets some revenge but Cage ripcord FOREARMS Darby! Torture rack to a BURNING HAMMER! Starks mugs Darby and POSTS him! Darby is still in this match but he’s out on the floor! Starks adds on by bringing out the body bag! Starks gives it to Cage, Starks drags Darby up. Sydal dodges Archer as Cage puts THUMBTACKS in the body bag?! And then he puts Darby in as Taz loves this! Darby is stuck inside the bag while everyone else is down and exhausted from this battle royal.

Cage has Darby in the bag, scoops him up and TOSSES him out to ELIMINATE him! Starks is fired up as he drags Darby up and unzips the bag! “THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!!” Darby might as well be dead on the ramp as referees check on him. Sydal fights Cage with kicks but Cage shoves and pops him up, but Sydal METEORAS! Spears uses the LOADED LEFT! And then CHOPS with his right! But Sydal still ducks Spears, kicks him out to the apron, but Spears hits back! Spears drags Sydal up, suplexes, but Sydal is on the apron! ROUNDHOUSE! Spears is stuck in the ropes, Sydal goes to the corner, DOUBLE STOMP! Sydal ELIMINATES Spears! Sydal is fired up as he climbs back up, but Hobbs runs over. Sydal leaps over, runs at Hobbs but gets a SPINE BUSTER!!

Hobbs and Archer now meet, and Archer eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs ROCKS Archer, runs but Archer DERAILS Hobbs! Cage steps up to Archer now, and fans are thunderous! Archer throws a forearm, Cage throws a haymaker! These behemoths brawl, hitting back and forth. Cage back kicks, front kicks but Archer haymakers. Cage SUPERKICKS, Archer BOOTS! Cage slips out of the choke slam, KNEES Archer then SUPERKICKS Hobbs! Hobbs is on the apron, Archer whips Cage but Cage tilt-o-whirls?! Archer is on the ropes, Cage runs but Hobbs ROCKS Him! Hobbs suplexes Cage out to the apron, they brawl now, Archer dropkicks and ELIMINATES them both!! Taz is furious that his Machine failed!

We have our final four with Archer, Sydal, Kingston and Butcher. Kingston fires Butcher up to go after Archer, they brawl but also want after Sydal. Kingston gets in Archer’s face but Archer ROCKS him! Butcher BOOTS, Archer BOOTS, they both run and Butcher crossbodies Archer down! Butcher has Sydal up on the top rope, Archer clubs Butcher, dumps them out and ELIMINATES Butcher! Archer drags Sydal up, Kingston goes after Archer, so Archer tosses Sydal at Kingston, and Sydal DDT’s Kingston down! Archer drags Sydal back up, inverted crucifix, BLACKOUT BOMB! Choke slam but Archer lands on the apron! Sydal ROUNDHOUSES Archer, Kingston CLOBBERS and ELIMINATES Sydal!

But Archer runs in, Kingston dodges the boots and drags Archer over! The fans fire up but Archer fights up! Kingston climbs up, Jake the Snake shows everyone Damian Junior! Butcher goes after Archer’s feet but Archer kicks him away. Blade returns from the back but Archer BOOTS him down! Kingston BITES Archer’s face!! Archer stays standing as Kingston throws hands. Archer is just pissed, and the snake freaks Kingston out! Archer choke grips Kingston to THROW him onto Butcher and Blade! ARCHER WINS!

Winner: Lance Archer (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship)

#EverybodyDies when the Murderhark Monster is around! Archer is more than ready, but will Jon Moxley or Maxwell Jacob Friedman be the one that has to deal with him?

 

Broken Rules Match: Matt Hardy VS Sammy Guevara!

The Spanish God busted Hardy open but Hardy gave it all right back. Sammy used Hardy to break a table, but now Hardy’s back for more! Will Hardy break Sammy or will Sammy make it so Hardy can never come back to AEW?

But as the music plays, Hardy doesn’t go to the ring. Hardy is back at TIAA Bank Field, looking for the “coward.” Hardy says him ending Sammy is inevitable! “There is no escaping my red rage!” Face the consequences like a man! But wait. Sammy pulls up in the golf cart! Sammy has turned the tables from the Stadium Stampede! The bell rings, Sammy drives at Hardy but narrowly misses and crashes into trash! Hardy drags Sammy from the cart and clubs away before he throws him into more trash! Then over a picnic table! Hardy drags Sammy up, Sammy resists but Hardy DDT’s Sammy into the table top!! The standing count begins as this is basically a Last Man Standing match. Sammy is up at 3, gets away from Hardy but Hardy keeps going after him.

Hardy revisits the Falls Count Anywhere match by grinding Sammy into the side of the scissor lift! Hardy lets up to ROCK Sammy with that right! Hardy pushes Sammy up into the scissor lift then climbs aboard with him. Hardy stomps onto Sammy, then begins the ascension! Hardy drags Sammy back up, aims for the Meet ‘n’ Greet tables, but Sammy fights off the Side Effect, to SPEAR Hardy down through the table!! Hardy does NOT look okay after this, the referee calls for help. Sammy staggers up, takes off his jacket finally, and says he’s won by default! Sammy wants the count to make it official, paces about as the count climbs to 5, and somehow Hardy sits up!?

Hardy keeps moving as Sammy tells him to stop, but he doesn’t! Sammy goes after Hardy and drags Hardy around. Sammy stands Hardy up but Hardy flops over. Somehow Hardy hits Sammy back, but he can barely stand to whip him! The ref tells them to stop, and medics finally arrive. Sammy shouts at Hardy that this is not over! Hardy doesn’t want it to be over, either, but this has to be called for the sake of Hardy’s health.

Referee Stoppage

Hardy claims he is fine, but still demands satisfaction! Sammy is escorted to ringside by security and medics while Hardy is taken to another spot. Wait, Hardy keeps following where he knows Sammy went. Sammy jumps Hardy and they brawl! Hardy gives Sammy a DDT to the floor!! The match restarts because these two aren’t giving us much of a choice!

Hardy takes Sammy along the way with a headlock and punches! They head for ringside as Hardy bumps Sammy off trash. Hardy ROCKS Sammy, they go behind the crowd and up steps to the stage! Sammy throws hands but Hardy just gives them all back! Hardy clubs and rocks Sammy, but Sammy kicks and bumps Hardy off girders! Sammy climbs up the girder but Hardy grabs at him. Hardy follows Sammy as Sammy continues to climb. As if the scissor lift wasn’t crazy, they keep going up. Hardy drags Sammy down, they’re weaving in and out of the girders, Hardy punches Sammy and he falls through spare staging!! The count begins, it’s up to 5! Hardy watches Sammy closely, the count is 8! The count is 10!! Hardy wins!!

Winner: Matt Hardy (does NOT have to leave AEW)

Sammy should’ve just settled for the No Contest! But now, Sammy has been BROKEN! Hardy continues on in AEW, has he DELETED Sammy once and for all?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Thunder Rosa!

This is an already historic match with the crossover between AEW and NWA! The Samurai of Stardom stands atop this company’s Women’s Division, but the storm that reigns over the NWA Women’s Division is coming for her throne! Will Rosa make even more history by becoming a triple promotion women’s champion? (Excalibur informs us that Rosa is also the Tokyo Joshi Pro International Champion) Or will Shida stand tall and defend her home turf?

The introductions are made, the AEW title is raised, and one way or another, history is being written before our eyes!

Rosa and Shida approach as the fans fire up already. They get forehead to forehead, then Rosa pie faces Shida. Shida gives it back and it’s a pie face fight! Rosa then slaps and tackles Shida! Shida keeps a leg guard up, Rosa powers up and BOMBS Shida, to then get a leg! Shida gets the ropes, Rosa lets go at 3. Fans cheer as Rosa lets Shida up and the two circle. Shida and Rosa tie up, Rosa waistlocks and shifts to a full nelson but Shida breaks free to switch. Shida wants a full nelson but Rosa gets the arm to wrench and kick back. Rosa wrenches again,Shida handsprings and wrenches to ring Rosa. They both roll, Shida runs and Rosa avoids the knee.

Rosa also dodges the elbows to whip but Shida reverses! Rosa goes up and over, kicks back and wags her finger before she throws forearms! Shida grits her teeth to throw forearms back! Rosa CHOPS, runs but Shida ducks under and redirects. Rosa dodges and arm-drags back, but Shida side steps to huricanrana! Double dropkicks cancel out and both women get in the other’s face! Fans fire up as Rosa talks trash, but Shida just shoves her! Rosa boots back, leaps to PUNCH Shida, and then slaps her at the ropes! Rosa bumps Shida off buckles, stomps away on her, but the ref counts. Rosa lets up at 4, drags Shida back up and puts her against buckles for a DOUBLE CHOP to the back! Rosa snapmares Shida and KICKS her!

Shida gets up and tackles Rosa to a corner! Rosa clubs Shida, CHOPS Shida again and again, then whips her corner to corner. Shida hits buckles, Rosa knees her in the back! Rosa covers, TWO! Rosa keeps her cool, drags Shida up and throws uppercuts. Rosa whips but Shida reverses, to scoop and BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up with Shida as she goes out and has Rosa on the apron. Shida clubs Rosa, gets space and runs in to KNEE Rosa down! Shida stomps Rosa, looks under the ring and brings out a chair. Shida stands the chair up, aims at Rosa again, but Rosa uses the chair to leap and shotgun dropkick Shida down! Rosa stomps Shida at the railing, the ref tells them both to get in the ring. Rosa drags Shida up and around to ramp into the apron!

Rosa pushes Shida into the ring at the corner, and bends her back against the post! The ref counts, Rosa stops at 3 and then elbows away on Shida’s back. Rosa backs off, runs back in, and BOOTS Shida! The ring count climbs, Rosa goes back in and drags Shida to a cover, TWO!! Shida survives but Rosa just grins. Rosa stomps Shida, drags Shida up to a scoop, and RAMS Shida into buckles! Then the other way for an Oklahoma Stampede! And a BACKBREAKER! Fans cheer as Rosa grins and covers, TWO! Rosa is frustrated now and she drags Shida up. Rosa throws uppercuts, whips Shida to ropes, but Shida ducks and gets a sleeper hold! Shida squeezes tight, drops back and has the body scissors! Rosa pops back to cover, TWO!

Rosa gets Shida in a seated surfboard! Shida endures as Rosa stands for a swinging surfboard! Rosa adds insult to injury as she bumps Shida’s head against the buckles! The ref counts, Rosa drops Shida down and fans fire up! Rosa drags Shida away from ropes to run and run and drop a leg, brother! But Shida powers through to get a stretch muffler! Rosa kicks Shida away and kicks Shida down! Rosa drags Shida back up to club her, then reels her in for a Canadian rack. Shida fights out of it, ROCKS Rosa with the forearm, then blocks the roundhouse into a stretch muffler! Rosa fights and huricanranas back! Shida gets up, both women throw forearms! They both run and Shida KNEES Rosa down!

Fans fire up and duel, Shida brings Rosa up to suplex. Rosa fights but Shida still powers through to slam her down! Cover, TWO! Shida runs, hits just a grazing Shining Wizard, cover, TWO! Shida brings Rosa up to suplex again, for the Falcon Arrow but Rosa cradle counters! TWO but Rosa gets the sleeper hold! Shida fights up, Rosa hops on but Shida rams Rosa to buckles. Shida is free, she brings Rosa around to bump off buckles, then runs corner to corner. Rosa sends Shida into buckles and hits an A-List Lariat! Rosa climbs up and swinging meteoras into Shida! Fans fire up as Shida flounders and Rosa runs, to basement dropkick Shida right out to the ramp! Rosa follows after, drags Shida up and fireman’s carries but fans duel.

Shida fights out, and sends Rosa into a post! Shida brings Rosa back around, hoists her up top, then climbs up to join her. We just saw Hardy take a bad spill and Rosa fights Shida off. Rosa hops down, drags Shida to a fireman’s carry, for an APRON DEATH VALLEY!! Rosa fires up and kicks Shida back in. Cover, TWO!! Shida survives but Rosa drags her around to an armbar! Rosa traps Shida’s other arm with a hammerlock but Shida refuses to give up! Shida reaches with her legs, fans rally and duel, and Shida gets the ropebreak!! Rosa holds on until 3, then she kicks away on Shida while she’s down. Rosa drags Shida to a drop zone, climbs up, but Shida goes up to get her for a SUPERPLEX! Shida gets up, Rosa follows, but Shida dumps Rosa out!

Shida climbs the ropes to springboard METEORA Rosa into the ramp! Both women are down and on the outside so a ring count begins! The count reaches 5 before either stirs. Shida and Rosa get in the ring at 7 and fans cheer as this continues. Shida and Rosa go after each other with haymakers on the mat. Shida and Rosa pick up speed, they’re fast and furious and Rosa fires off knees! Rosa runs to shotgun boot, but Shida comes back with the KNEE! Rosa SNAP GERMANS! Shida rises and enziguris Rosa! Shida drags Rosa into the FALCON ARROW! Cover, ONE?!? Rosa grins as she shocks Shida, but Shida keeps on her. Shida scoops, Rosa victory rolls, TWO!

Shida gets the leg for the STRETCH MUFFLER! Rosa endures, crawls, reaches, but Shida grabs an arm, NUMERO DOS! Rosa still gets the ropebreak with an arm! Shida lets go, brings Rosa up but Rosa fires off fast hands and a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!! Rosa drags Shida back up, Reinera and spin but Shida pops out to ROCK Rosa with rights! Cover, TWO! Shida drags Rosa up, Rosa resists the fireman’s carry, but Shida still gets her up for a flipping BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Shida keeps focus and powers up as Rosa sits up. TAMASHI SHINING WIZARD! Cover, Shida wins!!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

The AEW Women’s World Championship stays with AEW! But we understand exactly why both Shida and Rosa are champions, because only champions could put up a fight like that! Will Rosa come back to try again? Will Shida be champion going into AEW’s second year?

 

Backstage interview with Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford.

Apparently, the Superbad Boy has a “huge announcement” that he wants to give tonight. Kip’s news is so huge! He and Ford are getting married! Well, wait, we knew that. But they announce this because they’re going all out for the wedding. The wedding will be live on Dynamite!

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, because before the wedding is the bachelor party. And the bachelor party means a best man. Who is the best man? Good question, “Adam” Marvez, whose real first name is Alex. But a best man is truly that. He has to be trustworthy, know the groom very well and share similar interests. And handsome, too. Because wedding pictures last forever. Kip scoured his extensive list of contacts, and knows we all want to know. This Wednesday, Kip will let us know. This isn’t just Kip’s best man, this is THE best man ever! Who will be the Superbad Best Man to arrange the Superbad Bachelor Party? Please subscribe to Kip on Twitch, by the way.

 

8 Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Matt Cardona, Scorpio Sky & The Natural Nightmares!

Mr. Brodie Lee crushed Cody Rhodes using the broken pieces of the AEW TNT Championship prototype! But now Cody’s family and friends want revenge! Will #StrongIsland, SCU’s Closer, QT Marshall and Cody’s brother, Dustin, get that revenge on Brodie, Evil Uno, Stu Grayson and even Colt Cabana?

The second Cody’s allies are all together, they rush the ring and brawl with Dark Order! Fans fire up as things spill out of the ring! Brodie has Dustin in the ring, the bell rings and this is on record. Brodie whips Dustin, Dustin clobbers Stu but Brodie clobbers Dustin! The brawling continues outside the ring, Brodie puts Dustin back in while Stu rams Scorpio into barriers! Uno tags in but Dustin rallies on him! Dustin rocks Uno, tags QT and they double whip Uno for the body shot and knee lift! QT throws haymakers, stomps a mudhole into Uno but the ref backs him off. Allie gets a cheap shot in and then QT tags in Scorpio.

Scorpio and Dustin mug Uno, Scorpio whips Uno to ropes to body shot and Russian leg sweep! Cover, TWO! Scorpio stomps Uno, brings him up and uppercuts him! Cardona tags in, the mugging continues, and Cardona turns Uno for a neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Cardona tags QT, QT hops up to drop an ax handle! QT whips Uno, Uno holds ropes and bails out. QT pursues, they go around the way, back inside, and Uno tackles QT to the Dark Order corner! Stu and Uno mug QT, Stu tags in and stomps away on QT. The ref pulls Stu back and Allie protests but Cabana tags in. Cabana CHOPS QT and throws big forearms! Cabana fires off on QT with that new aggression but the ref backs him off. Cabana tags Brodie in and Brodie kicks at Allie and Brandi.

Brodie throws uppercuts, QT uppercuts back but Brodie ROCKS QT. Brodie whips QT corner to corner, QT tumbles up and back into a BIG back drop! Tag to Stu and Stu goes after QT with a rain of rights! The ref counts, Stu stop at 4 but drags QT up. QT throws body shots but Stu drags him to the corner. Uno tags in and claws QT’s back! Uno unwinds wrist tape but Dustin goes after him! The Dark Order swarm on QT in the chaos! Uno chokes QT with the tape, tags Stu in, and Stu taunts QT. Fans rally up and QT throws body shots, but Stu rocks QT with a right. Stu whips QT, QT handsprings but into a torture rack! QT fights out of it, and catches Stu for a lethal combination!

Both men are down, fans rally up, hot tag to Uno and he drags QT away to BITE the fingers! The ref counts, Uno stops and then sucker punches Dustin! Uno elbows QT in the head, tags in Cabana, and they double whip QT into the corner. Cabana runs in but misess, QT dodges Uno, hot tag to Cardona! Cardona rallies with big forearms, bumps Cabana off buckles and whips him corner to corner, Cabana reverses, Cardona knees back then leaps up for a missile dropkick! Cardona runs in for a big forearm smash! Cardona fires off, but has to back drop Stu first! Cardona gives Cabana a ReBOOT! Cover, but Brodie helps with the ropebreak! Allie and Brandi protest but he mocks them.

Cardona drags Cabana up, Cabana slides under and SLAPS back! Cabana shoves, Cardona facebusters back! Cabana runs but Uno and Stu hold the ropes to have him tumble out! Brodie BOOTS Cardona down while Cardona’s team protests! Cabana gets up but his nose is bothering him. Brodie puts Cardona in and says Cabana can finish him! Cabana drags Cardona to a cover, TWO! Cardona survives but Cabana wraps on a chinlock. Cabana grinds Cardona down but fans rally up. Cardona fights up, jawbreakers free, and runs into a BIONIC ELBOW! Tag to Stu, Stu jumps to drop a knee! Stu throws Cardona to the apron, then slingshots for an apron senton! Stu is fired up as he covers Cardona, TWO! Stu tries again with a high stack, TWO!

Stu drags Cardona up to bump off buckles, then he tags Mr. Brodie in. Brodie rakes Cardona’s eyes, puts him in a corner and CHOPS him! Brodie mockingly asks where Cody is as he stands on Cardona’s head! Brodie sucker punches Dustin, the ref has to keep Dustin back, and Brodie drags Cardona up. Tag to Uno, Brodie CHOPS Cardona and again mockingly asks “Where’s Cody!?” Uno drags Cardona up, Stu comes in but Cardona fights them both off! Stu shoves Cardona, hurdles, Uno suplexes, ROUNDHOUSE BRAIN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Stu drags Grayson around, tag to Uno, and Uno sucker punches QT! Dustin swings back but Uno gets away. Uno slaps and kicks Cardona around, drags him back up and suplexes, but Cardona lands on his feet for a neckbreaker!

Fans rally as both men are down and stirring. Cardona and Uno crawl, hot tags to Stu and Dustin! Dustin rallies on Stu with big lariats! Dustin whips. Stu reverses but Dustin says “Not today!” Rhodes uppercut! Dustin hits Uno, Manhataan drop and BULLDOG for Stu! Uno gets in, SPINNING POWERSLAM! Stu springboards into an atomic drop, and another SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cabana fakes Dustin out, but Dustin kicks back to give him a DESTROYER! Brodie SUPERKICKS Dustin but Scorpio tags in! Scorpio and Bordie stare down but Anna Jay gets in! Brodie distracts the ref, Scorpio blocks Anna’s slap, and Brandi gets in to BOOT Anna down!

Brandi gets Anna out of the ring but Brodie throws Scorpio down. Scorpio gets up, tilt-o-whirls and huricanranas! Brodie flounders out of the ring, there’s chaos on the outside but Scorpio builds speed, only for Stu to intercept with a lift. Scorpio arm-drags out, fireman’s carries, T K O!! Cover, but Uno breaks it! Uno drags Stu to the corner, tags in but so does Cardona! Brodie tags in off Uno, Uno pops Cardona up but Stu gets RADIO SILENCE! Cardona DECKS Brodie, boots Uno then hops up. RADIO SILENCE for Uno! Cardnoa builds speed, QT tags and Cardona FLIES onto Uno and Stu! Brodie catches Cardona’s Radio Silence for a BOMB! Tag to Cabana, QT dropkicks Brodie down and out!

QT misses Cabana in the corner, Cabana runs in but the Flying Apple hits so hard he tumbles out! QT builds peed and FLIES!! Down goes Cabana, Uno and Stu! QT puts Stu in, QT is fired up, but Uno is there! Stu pushes QT at Uno, Uno pops QT up for Stu to toss back, POWERBOMB! Feed to Brodie’s BLACK HOLE SLAM! Cabana SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! QT survives and the fans fire up! Cabana grits his teeth as he drags QT up. Brodie demands a tag so Cabana gives it. Brodie stares Dustin down as Dustin is furious! Brodie throws QT to him and Dustin tags in! The Natural stands up to the man what hurt his brother!

They fire off fast hands, Brodie knees low and powerbomb lifts, but Dustin slips off to kick low! Dustin tries to suplex, Brodie shoves and DISCUS LARIATS!! Tag to Cabana, Cabana goes up top again but Brodie didn’t approve this! Cabana MOONSAULTS and FLOPS!! Dustin rolls Cabana, Dustin and team win!!

Winners: Scorpio Sky, Matt Cardona & The Natural Nightmares, by pinfall

Dustin snatches victory from the jaws of defeat and Brodie is NOT happy about that! The Nightmare Family and friends get revenge on Dark Order, is Cody celebrating at home or wherever he may be?

Brodie furiously smashes railings and posts with a chair so he doesn’t have to take it out on his people. Though he does keep shoving everyone, especially Cabana. “I set you up!” Cabana takes full responsibility for messing up, but Brodie doesn’t seem to care about Cabana feeling bad. Brodie storms off, the others following behind. Surprisingly, Uno stays behind to help Cabana up and encourage him. Can Uno make sure Cabana is still part of Dark Order?

 

Tony Schiavone interviews Dustin Rhodes backstage.

A great win over the Dark Order, and Dustin puts on his new shirt, “5 Decades Earned.” Dustin is SO pumped! He, QT, Scorpio and Cardona left Brodie in the dust for Cody! Cody will be back and will take back that title! But just in, DUSTIN gets a shot at the TNT Championship against Brodie! Whoa, really? Dustin takes a moment to let that sink in. It has been a LONG time since Dustin has had gold. Dustin thanks Tony Khan. “Hard work pays off! This train is rolling! If you’re not on, you better get on or be left in the dust!” Dustin is coming for Brodie and Hell is coming with him!!

 

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Hangman Page & Kenny Omega VS FTR w/ Tully Blanchard!

The Cowboy and the Cleaner are hitting rocky waters, and they’ve only been made rougher with the Young Bucks kicking Hangman out of The Elite and both Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood piling on. But Hangman has to focus or he’ll lose these titles along with his friends. Can Hangman hold it together to win alongside Omega? Or will FTR have their #FirstTitleReign in AEW?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and fans already chant, “This is Awesome!” The teams sort out and Omega insists he start. Omega and Cash circle as the bell rings.

Cash and Omega circle but Hangman wants in already? Omega wants to trust Hangman so he tags him in. Hangman circles with Cash, they tie up and go around. Hangman puts Cash in a corner, Cash turns it around to push back, but then lets off. Cash holds out a handshake, Hangman fires off haymakers! Dax gets in to drag Hangman off but Hangman throws hands on him, too! Hangman DECKS Cash and Omega has to pull him off. Hangman almost hits Omega but Omega wants Hangman to cool off and keep his head in this. But FTR attack them both! Double whips reversed, but FTR slide under, only to get double BOOTS! Fans cheer as Omega tags back in.

Hangman and Omega CHOP away on Cash! CHOP after CHOP, Cash covers up but gets a CHOP on the back! Omega and Hangman aim together, DOUBLE DOUBLE CHOP! The ref counts, Hangman gives Omega a high ten, and then gets out fast. Omega drags Cash up, facelocks and brings him over. Hangman tags in, they mug Cash and Hangman facelocks. Hangman snap suplexes Cash, covers, ONE! Hangman drags Cash up, bumps him off buckles and tags in Omega. Again these are FTR rules so Omega makes sure to have the tag rope. Omega then springboards to ax handle Cash’s back! Omega keeps Cash from Dax with a CHOP but Cash CHOPS back! Omega kicks low, elbows away on Cash, tag to Hangman.

Hangman and Omega double whip, double kick and kick, then run together to BOOT and KOTARO KRUSHER! Hangman waits for Cash to turn over, STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Hangman keeps his cool, but Cash throws body shots. Cash wrenches to a back suplex! Cash tags Dax, Dax runs but misses the elbow drop. Hangman back suplexes Dax but Cash tags in before the atomic drop. Hangman ROCKS Cash, whips Dax but Dax reverses. Hangman comes back to LARIAT Dax, but Cash runs and POSTS Hangman! Then basement dropkicks him in deeper! Cash tags Dax back in, Dax hurries around and FTR pulls on Hangman together! Omega runs them off, the ref tries to keep things orderly. Dax whips Hangman to clobber him!

Dax drags Hangman over to drop the leg, covers, TWO! Dax drags Hangman around by his legs and stomps Hangman’s stomach! Dax digs his boot in, drops a headbutt down on the stomach, then lets off. Dax drags Hangman up by his hair but the ref reprimands. Dax throws haymakers, Hangman CHOPS, but Dax kicks low. Tag to Cash, Hangman is fed to Cash’s knees. Cash brings Hangman out for a body shot! Cash throws haymakers in the corner, tags Dax, and FTR coordinates for an assisted gut buster! Cover, TWO! Dax wraps Hangman up in a bearhug, but fans rally as Hangman endures. Dax leans on Hangman but Hangman refuses to quit. Hangman grabs at Dax, Dax lets go to drop an elbow! Dax is right back on Hangman with the bearhug but Hangman reaches for his corner.

Hangman fights up to his feet, elbows Dax and arm-drags him off, but Dax whips and rams into Hangman. Dax puts on the cobra twist, and Cash helps with the leverage! Omega protests, Dax lets up and pretends to tag Cash. Cash puts Hangman in the twist but the ref realizes he didn’t SEE the tag so it doesn’t count! If FTR wants to #FollowTheRules, they need to follow all the rules! Dax has to come back in, Cash argues with the ref as Hangman rolls Dax up! Hangman would’ve won twice over! Cash tags back in, whips Hangman and rams him at the ropes! Hangman flops out of the ring, Dax stomps him at the railing. Cash tags Dax in full view of the ref this time, and Dax drags Hangman up to put him back in the ring. Hangman rebounds to LARIAT Dax! Hot tag to Omega!

Omega Polish Hammers FTR back and forth! Cash boots the hammer, runs bu tinto a DISCUS! Cover, Omega dodges Dax’s elbow! Omega boots Dax, fireman’s carries Cash, “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” Rolling senton hits, Omega goes up and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Omega says that’s fine, he brings Cash back up. Omega full nelsons, Cash fights out and backs Omega into buckles. Cash goes corner to corner but is put on the apron! Omega dodges Dax, SNAP RANA! Cash climbs up, leaps, into a dropkick! Fans fire up as Omega catches his breath. The Terminator drums start up as Omega kneels. FTR regroups, Omega builds speed, Omega FLIES! Direct hit onto FTR! Fans cheer and Omega puts Cash in. Omega climbs up top and takes aim, for a missile dropkick! Cover, TWO!

Omega doesn’t sweat it, he drags Cash around to a gut wrench. Cash resists, powers Omega to ropes and Dax tags in. Dax gets Omega for a POWERBOMB! Feed to Cash’s GERMAN SUPLEX! Jackknife cover, TWO!! Hangman was a second behind but Omega survives! Dax tags Cash and FTR double whip Omega to ropes. Omega kicks Dax, boots Cash and enziguris Dax! V-TRIGGER for Cash! Hangman wants back in, Omega gives him the tag! Hangman runs corner to corner to clothesline both FTR! Omega runs in to back elbow Dax is fed to the rolling elbow, and pop-up GERMAN! Omega feeds Cash to the pop-up BOMB! Hangman rolls Cash over for a V-TRIGGER! Hangman covers, TWO!! Cash lives and the champs can’t believe it!

Omega says they can finish it so Hangman tags him back in. They line up the shot but Dax anchors Omega and Cash blasts Hangman! Cash clobbers Omega, brings him around for uppercuts, and hoists Omega up top. Cash CHOPS Omega, climbs up to join him, but Omega resists the superplex! Omega throws Cash down with a gourd buster! Cash distracts the ref, Dax trips Omega up! Dax tags in, he CHOPS Omega and climbs up now. Omega resists again, Hangman anchors Omega for good measure. Cash goes after Hangman and they brawl on the apron. Omega shoves Dax down, Cash gives Hangman an apron complete shot! Dax gets back to Omega, Cash tags in, SUPERPLEX! FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives and Tully is furious!

Omega and Cash are down as fans rally up. FTR rise and regroup but the ref insists they follow their rules. FTR double whips Omega, Hangman tackles Cash, Omega sunset flips out of the flapjack. Dax slips out, spins Omega around for a BRAIN BUSTER! Hangman SLIDING LARIATS Dax! Cash TORNADO DDTs Hangman! Cash scoops Omega, Omega slips out and POISON-RANAS! Omega drags Cash up and in, TIGER DRIVER ’98!! Cover, TWO!! Cash survives but Omega shakes his head. Omega fires himself back up as fans build to a rally. Cash is on the ropes, Omega aims and BANG! Omega runs, V-TRIGGER! Electric Chair, but Cash slips out to shove Omega. Omega dodges Cash, Dax tags in and saves Cash!

Cash puts Omega’s leg in the ropes, Dax DRAGON SCREWS! Cash DRAGON SCREWS, and then Omega gets the legs for an inverted FIGURE FOUR! Omega endures this modified hold, Dax uses ropes for leverage! Omega punches Dax’s legs but can’t get free! Omega rolls, crawls, reaches, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Dax lets go quick and fans cheer. Dax grimaces as he yanks and stomps and drops elbows on Omega’s bad leg! Omega tries to fight back with chinbars but Dax really cranks back on the leg! Omega uses the good leg to get some leverage but Dax drags Omega to ropes. Dax springboards and drops down on the leg! Tag to Cash, Cash helps Dax go after the bad leg. Cash stomps Omega, Omega bails out and hobbles around, but Hangman goes over to check on him.

The ref tells Hangman he has to go back to his corner and Hangman obeys. Omega knows FTR is waiting for him, they catch him at the corner and drag him to the post. Dax SLAMS the bad leg into the post! Dax brings Omega up, throws haymakers but fans rally up. Dax wraps the bad leg on the ropes, the ref counts and Omega fights back but Dax lets go at 4. Cash chokes Omega while Dax distracts the ref. Omega fights back, flips up and over Dax but Dax waistlocks. Omega standing switches to SNAP DRAGON Dax down! Both men are down, Cash runs in and sucker punches Hangman! But Omega SNAP DRAGONS Cash! Dax hurries over, Omega full nelsons but Dax breaks free. Dax wants the legs, Omega pushes Dax away but INTO Hangman! Cover, TWO!!

Everyone is down but fans rally up! Dax stands first, drags Omega away from Hangman and puts him in a corner. Dax runs in but only gets POST! Dax crawls, Omega crawls, Cash tags in first but Hangman gets in! Hangman rallies on Cash, whips but Cash reverses. Hangman hits Dax, BOOTS Cash then triangle LARIATS Dax! Hangman dodges Cash, Cash elbows back and hops up. Cash leaps into Hangman’s arms for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up to PLANCHA onto Dax! Hangman dumps Cash out and fans fire up, Hangman goes to the corner but FTR gets away fast. Hangman adjusts and SUPER SWANTONS FTR down!! Hangman drags Cash up and into the ring, covers, TWO! Hangman grows annoyed but he drags Cash up.

Hangman whips but Cash reverses to throw forearms. Cash throws uppercuts, tornado and Dax tags in. Hangman denies the DDT, hits Dax, he and Cash switch back and forth, Cash brings Hangman into Dax’s forearm! Cover, TWO! Dax grows frustrated, he tags Cash back in, and both men climb up corners. FTR DOUBLE DIVING HEADBUTT!! Cash covers, Omega breaks it in time! Dax drags Omega up to throw him out. Omega is on the apron, Dax joins him and they brawl. Omega CHOPS, elbows and suplexes, but Dax fights out to suplex. Omega fights back, Dax ends up in the ring, Cash sunset flips up and over! Dax comes around, BULLDOG DOOMSDAY!! Cash gets back in, climbs back up, and FROG SPLASHES but FLOPS!

Hangman BOOTS Dax, spins Cash around but Cash gets around to club Hangman! Cash Electric Chairs, Dax tags in, ANOTHER BULLDOG DOOMSDAY!! Cover, TWO!?! Hangman survives and FTR can’t believe it! Dax tags Cash back in, Cash climbs back up, but Omega trips him up! Hangman dumps Dax out hard! Hangman climbs up to go after Cash, for a SUPER FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO!?! Cash survives and no one can believe it! Omega and Hangman want to finish this, “This is Awesome!” and they line up a shot on Cash. The ref tells Omega he has to go back to the corner but Omega doesn’t care. Dax anchors Hangman, Hangman kicks him away, slingshot but Cash ducks! Luckily Omega ducks, too! Hangman and Omega switch roles, Omega runs but Cash moves, Hangman takes the V-TRIGGER!!

Cash CHOP BLOCKS Omega’s bad leg! Omega tries to help Hangman wake up but Cash drags him away. Cash dropkicks Omega out of the ring, then tags in Dax. Dax drags Hangman up, Cash hops up, MIND BREAKER!! Cover, Dax taunts Omega, TWO?!!? Hangman survives!? Cash throws Omega out, Dax drags Hangman. Cash tags in, clobbers Omega, MIND BREAKER AGAIN!! Cover, Dax pushes Omega out, FTR WINS!!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall (NEW AEW Tag Team Champions)

Omega tried so hard but he couldn’t save his friend and tag team partner! Cash and Dax now reign over the AEW Tag Team Division, proving they’re the number one team in the world! They mockingly give Hangman a beer before they take their leave. Omega makes sure they leave, he’s about to hit them with the timekeeper’s table! Hangman flounders back up, Omega strips the timekeeper’s table of the table cloth, but keeps holding onto it. Omega throws it away in frustration, but he still lets Hangman fall over?! Omega kicks the beer cans out of the ring, but what about Hangman? Omega just leaves him behind! Has Hangman truly lost everything?

Omega passes by the Bucks and tells them he’s done with Hangman. The Elite OG leave together, the Bucks telling him to cool off. But where is Omega going? They can talk about this. Omega just wants to go, this is a “clean break” to back to how things were. Are they coming with him? There is no going back. Are they in or out? “Think about it.” Omega gets in the car and demands his driver get going. What is going on with The Elite?

 

Mimosa Mayhem Match: Chris Jericho VS Orange Cassidy!

This is perhaps the most unique tiebreaker match you’ll ever see anywhere! Le Champion knew it would take something truly spectacular to settle this score, so he invented this brand new match type! Perhaps two of the greatest stars, attractions and characters in wrestling are going to take this to a new level! Pin, submission, or fall into the 500 gallon tank of mimosa, who makes history while taking the series?

Before the match, Marvez interviews Jericho backstage. Jericho hushes Marvez to tell him no one wants to hear Marvez talk. Tonight is the first-ever-anywhere Mimosa Mayhem! After 14 weeks of Cassidy VS Jericho, “it wasn’t a storyline, it wasn’t a feud, it wasn’t a program. It was an experiment.” Jericho wanted to see if he could make Orange Cassidy “into a legit main event draw here in AEW.” And after these last 14 weeks of beating each other, dumping liquid on each other, attacking each other, and everything in between, Jericho honestly feels that Cassidy IS a legit draw! You’re welcome.

But tonight, Cassidy finds what Le Champion does: “I make main event stars, I make dreams come true, and I also end them.” This Freshly Squeezed Experiment ends when Jericho hits Cassidy in the face with a Judas Effect, makes him tap out to the Walls of Jericho, and then throws his “lazy ass” into 500 gallons of orange juice and champagne. Cassidy did a great job, just not good enough. He’s done, at the hands of the Demo God. Jericho makes his entrance, Floyd the Baseball Bat in hand, and history is once again written before our very eyes!

Jericho flips off Freshly Squeezed fans while taking off the jacket and gloves. The fans do chant, “Thank You, Jericho!” but in dueling chants with the Cassidy fans. Cassidy puts his hands up, the anticipation of the fans builds, but Cassidy takes his sunglasses off instead of putting them in his pockets! Cassidy runs at Jericho but into a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Jericho keeps on Cassidy with a rain of rights! Jericho drags Cassidy up for a back suplex! Then he rains more right hands down! Jericho drags Cassidy up, CHOPS him to a corner and taunts Cassidy. Jericho CHOPS again, stalks Cassidy while flipping off fans, then whips Cassidy corner to corner hard! Cassidy bounces off buckles, fans boo but Jericho soaks up the heat.

Jericho drags Cassidy up, Cassidy throws body shots back but Jericho ROCKS him with a right. Jericho whips Cassidy again, trips him up, but Cassidy fights off the Walls! Jericho changes to catapult Cassidy up and over! Cassidy avoids the mimosa tank on that side but Jericho digs his boot in! Jericho only manages to dip Cassidy’s hair into the mimosa, but Jericho goes out to use both hands. Cassidy resists, throws body shots, but Jericho bounces him off the apron. Jericho goes to the champagne, moves it aside and uses the table to DECK Cassidy! Cassidy falls away from the tank, so Jericho has the serving tray. Jericho SMASHES the tray to pieces on Cassidy’s head! Fans are torn between cheers and jeers.

Jericho drags Cassidy up, aims at the tank, but Cassidy turns it around to throw Jericho off the tank stage! Cassidy then LEAPS and crossbodies Jericho down! Both men slowly rise, Cassidy ROCKS him with haymakers! Cassidy whips Jericho all the way into railing on the far side! Jericho crashes hard and might have even taken a header. Cassidy hurries over but Jericho uses a chair to SMACK Cassidy away! Jericho has Cassidy at the other mimosa tank and throws haymakers. Jericho climbs up, drags Cassidy up to join him, and throws more haymakers. Cassidy wobbles but punches back! Jericho wobbles but punches again! Both men wobble and throw punches! Cassidy tries to throw Jericho in but Jericho fights him off! Jericho walks the tight rope to get around the side.

Jericho catches his breath while fans duel. Jericho punches away on Cassidy but Cassidy hits back! Cassidy hops up, leaps, but Jericho blocks the rana! Cassidy fights out of the bomb but Jericho BOMBS him on the stage! Jericho dead lifts, Cassidy keeps fighting, so Jericho BOMBS Cassidy through the serving table! And the champagne bottle on top! Cassidy is down but Jericho has to again catch his breath. Jericho drags Cassidy up and over but Cassidy resists! Cassidy’s face is in the mimosa but he hits back! Cassidy and Jericho slowly rise, and Jericho has Floyd! Jericho aims at Cassidy, but Cassidy SUPERKICKS him first! Cassidy is careful of the mimosa tank as he grabs the bucket. Jericho gets up and Cassidy CLOBBERS him with the champagne bucket!

Jericho falls into the ring, Cassidy follows and throws haymakers! Cassidy has Jericho on the ropes, whips him but Jericho holds ropes to stop himself. Cassidy runs in, Jericho tosses him out but Cassidy holds on! Jericho triangle dropkicks but Cassidy still stays up! Jericho runs in but Cassidy slingshot sunset flips! High stack, TWO! Jericho runs into a MICHINOKU! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives but both men are down as fans rally up. Cassidy and Jericho stir, rise, and Jericho throws a haymaker. Cassidy gives it back as the two brawl on their knees. They brawl to their feet fast and furious, Jericho gets the edge and suplexes. STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy fires up, runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Jericho slams him down! Jericho has the WALLS OF JERICHO!

Cassidy endures, pulls himself towards ropes, but the ropebreak won’t save him. Cassidy keeps crawling, and grabs a champagne glass. Cassidy scoops some mimosa, Jericho drags him back in, Cassidy manages to SPLASH Jericho in the face! Jericho staggers, Cassidy cradles, TWO!! Cassidy runs and hits the ORANGE PUNCH!! Cassidy staggers around, drags Jericho up and throws him, but Jericho only splashes his foot in! You need to dunk someone completely! Cassidy climbs up, punches Jericho but Jericho punches back. Jericho CHOPS and grabs at Cassidy, but Cassidy hotshots Jericho back! Jericho wobbles, Cassidy bumps him off buckles but his back slows him down. Cassidy climbs up, drags Jericho up to join him, but Jericho fights Cassidy off.

Jericho shoves Cassidy down, adjusts, but Cassidy kips up! Cassidy climbs up to SUPER STEINER! Cassidy fires up with the fans and he runs, for a PENALTY KICK! Cassidy is even more fired up, tilt-o-whirl DDT! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives but Cassidy is too tired to be frustrated. Fans rally up, Cassidy gets up first and goes out to the apron. Cassidy climbs up, bad back slowing him down again. Cassidy leaps, into a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!?! Cassidy survives and Jericho can’t believe it! Jericho argues with the ref, Aubrey Edwards, but that’s par for the course. Jericho rains down rights on Cassidy then drags Cassidy back up. Jericho scoops, aims, but Cassidy grabs ropes to stop the lawn dart!

Jericho uppercuts and clubs Cassidy then climbs up from the outside. Jericho drags Cassidy into a crucifix, but Cassidy slips down! Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES Jericho!! Jericho holds on for dear life, so Cassidy gets serious! ORANGE PUNCH!! Jericho SPLASHES DOWN into the mimosa, Cassidy WINS!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by mimosa dunk

What a win!! Cassidy breaks the tie, and now Jericho will have to eat crow and wash it down with some mimosa! Jericho said it himself, he made Cassidy into a main event player! Will Cassidy soon find himself in a main event involving a title?

 

AEW Full Gear 2020 is coming!

Has it already been a year already? “Don’t chase dream. Hunt goals. Legends are born from what comes after.” Saturday, November 7, 2020, it is time once again for Full Gear!

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS MJF w/ Wardlow!

Maxwell Jacob Friedman not only thinks he’s better than you, and you know it, but he also thinks he is better for you than the “Fighting Pride of Eastside Cincinnati” as the face of AEW. MJF wants to be on top of AEW for the next 25 years, and that is admirable, but Moxley won’t let it be at his expense. MJF also claims the Paradigm Shift is too dangerous, and he managed to get Moxley to sign a contract banning that move! Will he find that Moxley has plenty of other tools at his disposal? Or will he make good on all the “campaign promises” he has made?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and this fight for the future of AEW begins!

Moxley and MJF approach, MJF waistlocks, Moxleyu switches but MJF trips and covers. ONE, and MJF smirks as he’s already using his strategy to out-wrestle Moxley. They tie up again, MJF facelocks and brings Moxley down but Moxley powers out. MJF gets a headlock takeover and mocks Moxley as he gets a cover, ONE. Moxley powers up, elbows and powers out, but MJF dodges to hit another takeover. “I can do this all day!” The fans boo but MJF grinds Mox to a cover, ONE! MJF gets annoyed but he grinds on Moxley. Moxley powers up and out, scoops MJF and slams him! Moxley runs but MJF dodges the elbow. MJF hits another headlock takeover and shouts, “Sorry, folks! You’re getting wreslting tonight!” MJF makes it a cover, ONE!

Archer is watching from the stands as he is up next. Moxley puts MJF on the ropes, MJF turns it around but the ref counts for a ropebreak. They separate and Moxley CHOPS MJF! MJF bails out, Moxley follows but MJF hurries back inside. MJF again said he won’t turn this into a street fight, and he tells fans who boo to shove it. Moxley cools off, gets back in, and then sends MJF out! MJF dodges the pescado and Moxley is annoyed. MJF smirks as he waits inside the ring. Moxley gets in, ducks the punch to kick low! But Moxley has to stop himself from using the underhooks. MJF rolls Moxley, TWO and MJF ends up outside. Moxley fakes the pescado to stomp MJF! Moxley then runs and DIVES! Direct hit sends MJF into barriers!

Wardlow stays put as he glares at Moxley. Moxley headlocks MJF and hooks the mouth, to then crotch MJF on the railing! Moxley then LARIATS MJF off the railing! Moxley taunts Wardlow to do something and get MJF disqualified. Wardlow stays put and Moxley throws forearms on MJF. MJF staggers around th eway, his plan not working out now as Moxley CHOPS and RAMS Him into railing! THe railing flops over like earlier tonight! Moxley throws the MJF 2020 signs away and then pulls on the fingers! MJF shouts and protests but Moxley lets off. Moxley puts MJF in the ring, rolls him up, TWO! MJF goes after the arm but Moxley resists. Moxley forearms, whips but MJF goes up and over to dragon sleeper! But Moxley slips out to get a regular sleeper!

MJF uses ropes to go up and back, cover, TWO! MJF hsa the arm for short arm scissor! Moxley fights up to make it a cover, TWO! MJF holds on, Moxley pries through the hold to hammer away on MJF! Moxley is free, catches his breath and drags MJF back up. Moxley suplexes, hangs MJF out to dry and lets MJF flop to the apron. Moxley goes out to join MJF, drags him up and suplexes, but Wardlow creeps closer. MJF grabs to arm to YANK it down into the apron! The ref checks on Moxley but Moxley refuses to lose this way. Moxley gets up, works to get the bad arm moving and the fans rally up behind him. MJF is annoyed, but he distracts the ref so Wardlow can put Moxley in. MJF stomps Moxley’s bad arm!

MJF paces as fans boo, but MJF hooks Moxley’s face. The ref counts, MJF stops at 3, but then takes the bad arm to drop knees on it! Cover, TWO! MJF goes after the bad arm, wrenches it to a high keylock and he wrangles Moxley down. Fans rally as Moxley endures and fights his way up. Moxley throws haymakers but MJF wrenches the arm. Moxley still throws forearms, but MJF uses the momentum to whip and arm-drag! Cover, TWO! Moxley gets to a corner, MJF grows annoyed but then digs his boots in. The ref counts, MJF stops and soaks up the heat. MJF stalks Moxley as Moxley gets up in a corner. MJF headlocks, throws punches then soaks up more heat. MJF tells the Gunn Club to suck it before he goes back to Moxley and the arm. MJF has another keylock, Moxley endures as fans rally again.

Moxley fights up, ROCKS MJF with that right, but has to back away again. Moxley CHOPS back but MJF rakes the eyes! MJF whips Moxley corner to corner and wring out the arm into buckles! Cover, TWO! Moxley gets to the apron, MJF argues the count but MJF runs the ropes to knock Moxley off all the way to those downed railing! The ring count starts, Moxley slowly gets back up as MJF does the belt motion. MJF mocks Moxley and heads out to get him. “I thought you were hardcore, dips*it.” Moxley RAMS MJF into the apron! And then trips him up to catapult him into the POST! MJF bounces off, fans fire up and Moxley gets back in the ring to rest his arm. Moxley gets to the far corner to work on the shoulder. MJF is BUSTED OPEN and is bleeding a lot already!

Wardlow helps MJF up and in but Moxley is a shark with literal blood in the water. MJF wants mercy but Moxlehy corner clotheslines! Moxley whips but MJF reverses. Moxley boots, KNEES MJF and then has to remember not to Paradigm Shift. So he X-PLEXES! Cover, TWO! Moxley keeps his cool, drags MJF back up, reels him in and fires himself up! Gotch lift, but the bad arm stops it! MJF bails out and Moxley pursues. Moxley keeps MJF from getting in the ring, MJF calls him an idiot, but MJF is the one who runs into the SCRAPBUSTER! Both men are down, fans rally up and Moxley drags MJF back up. Moxley puts MJF in, works out the bad arm, but MJF again asks for mercy. Moxley doesn’t show it so MJF goes after the bad arm!

Moxley powers out, Gotch lift PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!?! MJF survives the shout out to Minoru Suzuki but his blood is all over Moxley’s body. Moxley gets up, dares MJF to stand, and then BITES THE WOUND!! The ref counts, Moxley lets up at 4 and spits the blood! Moxley goes back to MJF, hoists him up top, then climbs up to join him. MJF resists, and BITES FINGERS! Moxley stumbles off and MJF DUMDUM STOMPS the arm!! MJF hobbles over to go after the arm but Moxley resists the takedown. Moxley throws haymakers but MJF throws hands back. They brawl back and forth, MJF SMACKS the bad arm! Moxley hits back with forearms from all sides! It does hurt the bad one, though, and MJF ducks to throat chop and kick a leg out. SUPERKICK!

MJF runs, into a forearm! But he rebounds, only for Moxley to dodge and SNAP GERMAN! And LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! MJF survives as Moxley could not use his arms to hook legs! Both men are down but Moxley sits up as fans rally. Moxley gets the bad arm moving, fans actually duel as there are some MJF supporters here. Moxley paces, fires himself up because “I live for this s*it!” MJF stirs, Moxley dares him to stand. MJF sits up to SPIT in Moxley’s face. Moxley seethes, drags MJF up but the ref has to tell him he can’t use the Paradigm shift! Moxley lets go, but MJF gets the arm!! SALT OF THE EARTH FUJIWARA!! And he even BITES the fingers! Moxley endures, claws, crawls, and MJF twists the wrist as much as he can!

MJF puts as much leverage as he can on the arm, then drags Moxley away to grapevine the arm now! Moxley keeps fighting, crawling, reaching, and gets the ROPEBREAK! MJF holds on until 4, and is frustrated as Moxley gets to the apron. Fans rally up again as Moxley stands. MJF stands, but Moxley grabs his throat! MJF hotshots the arms, and gives Moxley the HEATSEEKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Moxley still lives and MJF is losing his cool! A standing count begins as both men are down again. Moxley stands first but MJF follows. MJF puts Moxley through ropes again and dirty birds, but Moxley powers up out of the Heatseeker for the AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!?! MJF survives because Moxley couldn’t hook legs! Fans rally up, Moxley grins like Suzuki now, too!

MJF and Moxley are forehead to forehead, and MJF SLAPS Moxley! Moxley forearms back! MJF forearms, Moxley forearms, repeat! They shift to haymakers and headbutts and then Moxley SLAPS MJF! They both fire off fast and furious slaps, MJF knees and headbutts more, MJF knees back. Moxley keeps throwing headbutts, runs but MJF uses the ref as a shield. Moxley moves the ref aside, MJF pokes the eyes! MJF spins Moxley for a backslide, TWO! MJF is after the bad eye, Moxley gets around and gets the SLEEPER! Moxley squeezes the blood out of MJF’s head but MJF grabs the ref to LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! MJF rolls Moxley up, TWO!!! Moxley survives and MJF’s despair shows through the crimson mask.

MJF gets back up as fans rally, and he dragon sleepers for the CROSS RHODES! Cover, TWO!?!? MJF is beside himself as Moxley survives his stolen finisher! MJF and Moxley rise as fans rally again. Wardlow gets on the apron, throws the Dynamite Diamond Ring in but MJF fumbles it. The ref is distracted, PARADIGM SHIFT!!! Cover, Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

Turnabout is fair play! MJF wanted to screw Moxley over, but Moxley got him first! Moxley knows we now, but he just shrugs to the cameras. And now, the Maniac and the Murderhawk Monster are going to collide! We saw those two go to war in NJPW, will it be even wilder in AEW?


My Thoughts:

I don’t know if All Out went all out, but it definitely went hard! I could’ve sworn the Tooth ‘n’ Nail was advertised for the Buy-In, but I like that it got upgraded to main card and opened the show. The Buy-In matches we got instead were really good, and the Tooth ‘n’ Nail match was a lot of fun. Swole wins so I feel like she should be next up for a title shot after we got that incredible Champion VS Champion match for the AEW title. I already knew Rosa was incredible from her work just about everywhere, and Shida getting the win is big for her. The Bucks and Jurassic Express had a great match, but it seemed natural for the Bucks to win. But it was surprising that they were actually unsure of what Omega was doing after the also incredible tag title match. FTR win the belts so that their eventual match with Bucks can be for gold, but I feel like even the Bucks are surprised Omega is going down some other path. Is The Cleaner coming back meaner than ever?

The Casino Battle Royal was a lot of fun, it’s great to see Matt Sydal have a part to play, but wow that was scary when his Shooting Star misfired. Gotta check those ropes better, even if there was a lot of excitement going on. Archer winning makes a lot of sense, as he hasn’t lost since the TNT Championship match with Cody, and he’s already had experience against Moxley in NJPW over the IWGP United States Championship, which Moxley still actually has. Then things got scary again with the Broken Rules match. I don’t think they thought the table spot through all the way, they should’ve had a second table there as back-up. But thankfully Hardy was okay, at least enough to do what I imagine was a summarized version of that match. Obviously Hardy was going to win, though, he can’t leave AEW after practically just getting there.

The 8 Man Tag was a lot more fun than I expected, though I probably should’ve expected this. I am surprised the Dark Order lost, but I do like that it adds some dimension to the story with Cabana. Dustin getting the nod for the TNT Championship match this Wednesday is great and can also add dimension to the story with Cody, whenever it is Cody returns. On one hand, Dustin could lose and Brodie rubs that in, as having beaten both Rhodes brothers. On the other, Dustin finds a way to win, he and Cody have a rematch from a year ago for the title. Cassidy and Jericho had a great match, even considering this was the first-ever Mimosa Mayhem. Jericho put Cassidy over in his promo, sorta, and then put Cassidy over in the match, so that’s great for Cassidy. But I wonder if this is really over at just 2-1. Jericho seems like a sore loser and will insist on extending this, hopefully into Blood & Guts.

And then the main event! Moxley and MJF did a great job, and boy did MJF bleed! He was supposedly busted open from the catapult-into-post spot, but then it stopped bleeding, until Moxley unleashed those headbutts! I almost thought Moxley was going to forget about the Paradigm Shift ban in the heat of the moment, and him remembering added some great character details. I actually liked that Moxley cheated the cheater since MJF was going to use the diamond ring on him. MJF can easily bring this up but I feel like Archer will make things “easier” by intimidating MJF and/or destroying him with a Blackout bomb. Archer and Moxley bringing their NJPW feud to AEW is great, but I’m thinking they have it out long before Full Gear in November. Perhaps for a special edition Dynamite before the end of September?

My Score: 9.3/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/24/24)

The violent tradition returns!

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The word of the day is, “VIOLENCE!”

Blood & Guts returns again, and Team AEW looks to take down The Elite once and for all! Will Swerve, Darby, Mark Briscoe & The Acclaimed stand tall? Or will they be able to stand at all?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida; Britt wins.
  • PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Pac wins.
  • Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis; Mariah wins.
  • Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW; Team AEW wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Alex Marvez waits in a parking lot.

He is in the hotel parking garage, hoping for a scoop from Will Ospreay after last week’s devastating loss to MJF in the International Championship match. However, Ospreay goes right past Marvez and Marvez hurries after. Marvez asks for a comment but Ospreay says he’ll tell everyone what he has to say, once he arrives at the arena. Except someone slashed his tire! Three guesses who. Ospreay asks if Marvez rented a car. He did. Then hand over the keys! What? O-Okay. Marvez hands over the keys, Ospreay has him carry the luggage, and they hurry to Marvez’s rental. They get in and Marvez asks if Ospreay’s driven in America. NOPE! Uh oh.

Ospreay peels out of the parking garage, hoping to make it to Bridgestone Arena before the show is over! Will he have plenty to say after what the Wolf of Wrestling (or rather, weasel) did last week?

 

Cheerleaders line the ramp…?

They ask Nashville to give them an M! “M!” Give them a J! “J!” Give them an F! “F!” What’s that spell? M J F! That’s right, the NEW International Champion makes his way out, all smiles as he wears the belt he stol- er, won last week on Dynamite. He of course has them cut his music so he can talk. And he stands in the ring on camera left, with a podium, and something under a black cloth. MJF says, “Ospreay did not hit the Tiger Driver 91 because he is a gutless coward. The fact that you mouth breathers actually thought he could beat me when he couldn’t even beat that shmuck, Swerve, is laughable.”

The fans boo but MJF says by the way, Shane, MJF hasn’t forgotten about his world championship. And MJF is telling you now… The fans tell MJF to STFU first. MJF continues by saying he is just waiting for his moment to pounce. If he were Swerve, he’d pray to God that that moment never comes. See, when the spotlight is on MJF, MJF shines bright like a diamond, baby. He kisses the Dynamite Diamond Ring, the very item that helped him win, and MJF says that when the spotlight is on our “wittle hewo,” Ospreay, Ospreay MELTS. MJF beat Will Ospreay without breaking a damn sweat. Easiest match of his life!

And MJF did it quickly, efficiently, and wrestling analysts are saying it is the most dominant victory of all time. Not his words, all theirs. The fans boo these blatant lies, but MJF says ordinarily, a lot of people would tell Ospreay to burn those brittle as hell indie kick pads and just retire, but that’s not good enough. If it were MJF, he’d take a long walk off a short pier. But lucky for Ospreay, his grandma died recently, right? The fans boo MJF bringing up Ospreay’s nan, but MJF says just dig a grave next to hers. Bro tip: dig it a football field away from the old lady. That fat skank needs all the room she can get!

The fans boo while MJF laughs at his own insult. He then tells the fans to shut up. If Ospreay doesn’t like the facts MJF has to say, then he should come on out here and face him like a man. Oh wait, Ospreay won’t, because he’s worthless. Or because his car got sabotaged and Ospreay’s on his way. MJF says speaking of worthless, let’s talk this International Championship. The fans love this belt because it was held by “workhorses” who would come out here week in and week out, trying to earn their affection by putting in the work. Barf! What a joke. Working hard is for poors like all of the fans. Fans tell MJF he’s an a-hole in return.

MJF says people like this belt because it was held by “international talent.” MJF would have to sit back and watch the fans pretend that anyone outside of our great nation matters to them, and honestly, they’re unpatriotic and treasonous. MJF nods and says he deserves a title worthy of his superior intellect, his superior bank account, and his superior upbringing. This title, much like Daniel Garcia, “Willy Boy” and all these White trash hicks in Nashville, is nothing more than garbage. And down that belt goes into a trash can! The fans boo but MJF goes to his podium. MJF deserves a title that symbolizes the best wrestler in the world, and the best country in the world.

Newsflash: he does not mean that “third world cesspool” of a country known as the United Kingdom. So ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the brand new AEW American Championship! The cloth is taken away to reveal the belt, and it admittedly looks good. Fans chant “U S A! U S A!” MJF says while he appreciates those chants, when he talks America, he isn’t talking “Nasty Ass Nashville.” No, MJF is talking about real America. The only America that matters: the most magical place in the world, Plainview, Long Island, New York!

The fans boo but MJF says God bless the USA, God bless this American Championship, but also God bless your American hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Thank him later. MJF holds up the belt and has red, white and blue streamers fly. There’s even an American flag with 50 MJFs on it! Wait! Ospreay rushes into the ring! MJF goes running, belt in hand and tail tucked between his legs! Ospreay grabs his mic and tells MJF, “You can try your best to feed everyone horse *hit, but we ain’t eatin’ it! I was in that match so allow me to tell everyone what was going through your damn mind at minute 59, when you were breathin’ out your ass, and you can’t stand it!

“And there is no way in your mind you knew that you could beat me. So you reached into your trunks, went past your tiny little d… And you pulled out that diamond ring and cracked it over my skull. You would’ve rather had cheated than admit that a guy like me is on your level.” MJF defends his innocence, but Ospreay tells him that Ospreay has the best news for him. This will put a smile on MJF’s face! Ospreay had a meeting with Tony Khan and Christopher Daniels. And guess what? Ospreay’s getting a rematch! MJF doesn’t understand, but Ospreay says he also has that rematch… on home soil!!

Ospreay tells MJF that Sunday, August 25th, it will be Ospreay VS MJF fort the International Championship at All In!! The fans fire up, MJF says he didn’t agree to that! But that doesn’t matter, he has to do it! Ospreay makes sure to get the International Championship belt out of the trash and clean it off. Who will stand tall at the end of this war in Wembley?

 

AEW goes backstage.

Referee Bryce Remsburg has the official Blood & Guts coin to determine which team gets advantage for the main event. But when Bryce walks into the room, he finds The Elite standing around Christopher Daniels on the floor! They claim they found him like this. Matthew Jackson also adds that The Elite has their own coin, “AEW” on one side and “Elite” on the other. Matt flips the coin, the ref confirms, Elite wins the advantage! Wait, where is Hangman? Isn’t he supposed to be here? Matt tells the guys relax. They made a deal with Hangman, he’ll honor that deal. Now let’s go get it, boys! Blood & Guts! By the way, Matt was using a two-sided coin.

The EVPs found a way to rig things in their favor, but will having the man-up advantage really help them #ManUp against Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin, The Acclaimed & Swerve Strickland?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Learning Tree has been champion for 95 days, but not without a little bit of help from his Branches. However, Tony Khan thought ahead, and has decided to prune those Branches by banning Big Bill & Bryan Keith from ringside! Jericho will have to face the Meanest Man in the World all by himself, will nothing save him from being chopped down? Or does The Wizard have one more trick up his sleeve?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who destroys the other “For The World?”

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Suzuki eggs Jericho on, but Jericho waves hi to the fans. Jericho steps up, he and Suzuki talk some smack, and then Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki shrugs, then CHOPS in return! Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki smirks. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki eggs Jericho on more, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, and Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki CHOPS, taunts Jericho, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki likes that, and the CHOPS keep going!

The fans fire up and cheer Suzuki with every CHOP! Suzuki eggs Jericho on some more, so Jericho waves “Hi~!” and CHOPS! Suzuki smiles and waves back, to CHOP! Jericho is stinging in pain, but he CHOPS again! Suzuki just grins as he dares Jericho to keep going. Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki doesn’t flinch! Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS Jericho into a corner! The CHOPS keep going, and the fans fire up! Jericho is stinging, and he steps into the other ring! Suzuki pursues, drags Jericho back, and he CHOPS! Jericho’s chest is already bloody, Suzuki pushes him into the first ring.

Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki just laughs it off and the fans boo Jericho. Jericho gets mad, but Suzuki puts his hands back. Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, but that just hurts his hand! Suzuki brings Jericho around to CHOP again! And again! Those are high, too! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS just keep going! Jericho’s CHOPS are slowing down, fans chant “CHOP FOREVER!” Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho backs away, and Suzuki cheers with the fans! Jericho snarls, talks some smack back, “Are you crazy?!” Suzuki says yes!

Jericho CHOPS, Suzuki grins, repeat. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho into the corner again, then CHOPS so hard, Jericho falls over! The fans fire up and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jericho stands up and Suzuki eggs him on. Jericho says Suzuki has to be insane, and he CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP, and Jericho gets frustrated. The CHOPS just keep going! Jericho flips Suzuki off then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS again and Jericho staggers away to a corner. Suzuki grins, Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOSP, eggs Jericho on, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS and Jericho staggers. Jericho comes back, the CHOPS keep going, and Suzuki again backs Jericho to a corner. The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going!

Jericho sits down in the corner, the ref checks him, and Suzuki fires the fans up again. Jericho’s chest is only redder, but so is Suzuki’s. Jericho stands, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOSP! The CHOP fest is far from over as they just keep going! Jericho gets the edge, but Suzuki is unfazed! He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho goes to ropes, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Suzuki revels in it, but Jericho is tiring out! That’s when Suzuki CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho, Dynamite returns to single picture, and you better believe the CHOPS keep going! Jericho kicks low and fires a forearm!

The fans boo Jericho ruining the fun, but he soaks up the heat. Jericho runs, to LARIAT! Suzuki falls and Jericho celebrates like he’s already won! Jericho then triangle jumps but Suzuki steps back, and CHOPS! Jericho swings, into a HANGING ARMBAR! The fans fire up as there’s no ropebreaks here! Jericho flails, endures, but Suzuki lets go to then drag Jericho out of the ring. Suzuki SMACKS Jericho off the desk! The fans fire up as Suzuki grabs a chair and brings it over! Suzuki JAMS Jericho up, SMACKS him on the back, and Jericho hobbles away. Suzuki grabs a second chair, KICKS Jericho down, then puts Jericho’s hand through the chair!

Suzuki grabs the first chair, he’s going to do Jericho like Jericho did Shibata! CON-CHAIR-TO on the arm! Jericho clutches his hand and Suzuki grins. The fans are thunderous, they want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Suzuki does one better and he bends the fingers! Suzuki brings Jericho over to the railing so fans can get a better look! Suzuki lets off, Taz sure loves this, and Suzuki eggs Jericho on. Jericho CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand! So Jericho CHOPS with the left! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho with a forearm! Suzuki puts Jericho in the ring, then grabs the bad hand to twist and wrangle Jericho into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Suzuki bends the fingers again, Jericho suffers while he reaches out futilely for ropes! Jericho rolls, but Suzuki bends the fingers even more! Jericho CLAWS Suzuki’s face! The fans boo but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Suzuki roars as he rises up and Jericho is shocked! Nashville is thunderous as Suzuki glares at Jericho. Jericho scowls back, and the forearms start flying! They go back and forth, Nashville still behind Suzuki. The two stand, Suzuki ROCKS Jericho, but Jericho hits back! And again! And again! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho and Jericho leans against ropes. Suzuki whips Jericho, follows him, shoots around, for the SLEEPER!

Jericho flails, but Suzuki spins him! But Jericho trips Suzuki! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as now Suzuki endures! Suzuki powers his way around and throws hands from below! Suzuki then BOOTS Jericho away, shoots around again, SLEEPER! Jericho flails, Suzuki spins him and reel shim in! Gotch hold, PILE- NO, Jericho fights free, and LOW BLOWS! The fans boo but it isn’t cheating this time! JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

It may not have been as extreme as other FTW Championship matches, but it was gritty, brutal and even downright nasty! But while Jericho holds up the belt, Suzuki rises to his feet! The Murder Grandpa snatches Jericho into a SLEEPER! And then the Gotch hold and PILEDRIVER!! The fans fire up as Suzuki stands tall, but here come Keith & Bill! No more ringside ban, and they beat Suzuki down! The fans boo as Bill & Keith CHOKE Suzuki! But wait! Here comes Shibata!! The Wrestler is 100%, and he also slides in from the crowd side! Shibata CLUBS Keith, CLUBS Bill, then ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, to bait him into a DUMP to the outside!

Keith ROCKS Shibata, fans boo, but Shibata whips to kitchen sink knee! Shibata throws off his shirt, but the Branches go running! They regroup with The Learning Tree, will The Wrestler make them all pay for everything they’ve done?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the NEW CMLL Women’s World Champion, congratulates her on that win, and asks what it means to have that title on her shoulder. Willow says she’s traveled the world and… Stokely Hathaway walks over. Stokely says hi, then Kris Statlander attacks! The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor beats Willow down, drags her back up, and smiles as she fireman’s carries Willow, for an F5 onto road cases! The Babe with the Power writhes, and Stokely says Willow knows why they’re here. Kris holds up the title and Stoke says next week on Dynamite, they have a Title Eliminator match for the CMLL Women’s World Championship.

Stokely asks Willow what she thinks, but Willow is in too much pain. Stokely says okay, she’ll let them know. Kris drops the belt onto Willow, but will Willow drop Kris when these two have it out in the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

It was earlier today that The American Dragon shared a conversation he had with Doc Sampson. Bryan knew that to be All In ready, he needed to do this, eat that, but this week, Doc told Bryan that his neck is fixable, so they need to keep it that way. Bryan says he’s good, he’ll work hard, do his best, and just enjoy the moment. Wembley Stadium! How awesome is that, right? But then in steps Jeff Jarrett! Double J tells Bryan that he was over there with RJ City, and he just wants to say this: Bryan knows better than anyone that Jarrett was crushed not to have won The Owen Cup. But in hindsight, Bryan overcame the odds Jarrett didn’t, and Bryan was the perfect guy to win.

Bryan has a date with destiny, and Jarrett couldn’t have been more proud to be in Calgary than to have been there when Bryan raised the cup. Bryan thanks Jarrett, and Jarrett says Bryan has Wembley in the crosshairs. And he’s facing a champion in Swerve Strickland, who knows exactly what he needs to do, is dialed in and focused on keeping that title. Jarrett knows Bryan needs to rest up physically, but there’s also a lot of mental recovery to get done. Bryan can sit on the fence, maybe even have one foot out the door, or even make an excuse. But Jarrett wants Bryan to know that if he’s going All In, then he better go All In.

A lot of people believe in Bryan. Jarrett is at the top of that list. The Last Outlaw leaves and Renee asks where all that sits with Bryan. Bryan says a lot of that is true. He has work to do. Bryan thanks Renee for the time and heads out. What will The American Dragon do to prepare himself inside and out for The Realest AEW World Champion, Swerve Strickland?

 

Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida!

The DMD returned to AEW at Forbidden Door, and has since then been calling out The CEO for a TBS Championship! But the Shining Samurai, a former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, is not letting Britt just have what she wants! Will Shida stake her own claim to Mercedes Mone’s gold? Or will Britt prove herself more than worthy with a big return victory?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Shida powers Britt to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off but Britt avoids the forearm! The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Shida!” “D M D!” The two tie up and Britt wrenches to a hammerlock. Britt snapmares then ghost pins, TWO! Shida staggers up and Britt runs up to headlock. Shida fights the takeover, lifts Britt, but Britt fights the suplex. They end up in a corner, Shida stomps then whips. Britt stops herself, slips around to roll Shida, TWO! Britt hurries to clamp onto arms! Shida fights but Britt rolls her to another ghost pin, TWO! Shida has a cover, TWO!

Britt headscissors, Shida rolls free and then slips away. The fans cheer the standoff and the two reset. They approach, Shida kicks low and TOSSES Britt out. Shida storms out after Britt, but the two brawl. Shida KNEES low, RAMS Britt into railing, then brings her around the way to make her sit in a corner. Shida climbs up to rain down fists! The fans fire up and count, Shida goes all the way to TEN! Shida fires up, the fans fire up, and then Shida brings Britt back into the ring. Shida then puts Britt on the apron, gets space, and runs in to KNEE LIFT! Shida roars and the fans fire up more while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Britt sputters, Shida drags her in and stomps her. Shida paces while Britt slowly sits up. Shida digs her knee into Britt against ropes, but the ref counts. Shida lets off, drags Britt up again, and CLUBS her on the back. Shida then scoops, carries Britt around, then SLAMS her down. Cover, TWO! Shida clamps right on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Britt endures being bent back, and she reaches out for ropes. Shida pulls Britt around but Britt still has the ROPEBREAK! Shida lets off in frustration, and she SLAPS Shida around. Shida drags Britt up to bump her off buckles, then bumps her off buckles again.

Shida brings Britt around and RAMS her into buckles! Britt falls back, Shida sits on her to cover, TWO! Shida’s cover was a little cocky so she puts Britt in the corner. Shida goes up but Britt shoves her back. Britt catches Shida for a BUCKLE SHOT! Shida sputters, Britt snarls, and both slowly sit up. Britt storms up to stomp Shida, then drags her up. Britt CLUBS Shida, ROCKS her, then reels her in. Shida fights the suplex, to CORNER SUPLEX Britt! Britt slumps off the buckles while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Britt bails out, and Shida goes up the ropes. Shida says she’s gonna give Britt another bloody nose!

But then Britt rolls in and CLUBS Shida down! Britt waistlocks, but avoids an elbow. Britt runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Britt whips, Shida reverses but Britt SLINGBLADES! And with some torque! Britt brings out her glove and puts it on! The fans fire up, Britt spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida runs up! Britt ROCKS Shida, fires off more shots, then storms up, into a KNEE! Shida hops around Britt to GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Britt and has the ARMBAR! Britt scrambles around, but Shida flips her over and facelocks. Gator roll and roll back into a GUILLOTINE! Britt endures, so Shida KNEES her down!

The fans fire up and Shida goes up the corner. Shida METE- NO, Britt dodges and SUPERKICKS! Britt runs but Shida dodges the stomp! Britt ripcords, but Shida stops the forearm to ROCK Britt! Shida runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shida drops to her knees but so does Britt and the fans are thunderous! Britt drags Shida up and reels her into an Alabama Lift, Shida sunset flips, jackknife bridges, TWO! Britt has the cover, TWO! Shida prawn holds, TWO!! Britt narrowly escapes and Shida is pissed! Shida hammers away on Britt’s head, then drags her up. Shida reels Britt in, FALCON- NO, Britt fights out and wrangles Shida down!

Britt wants the arm, Shida fights around, and Shida has the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, the fans fire up, and Shida sees her kendo stick! Shida resists temptation, storms up on Britt, but Britt ripcords and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives, but Britt clamps on! RINGS OF- NO, Shida powers out, blocks a superkick, then QUESTION MARK KICKS! Shida reels Britt in to FALCON ARROW! The fans are thunderous, Shida takes aim, KATA- NO, Britt fireman’s carries for a takeover, and has the RINGS OF SATURN!! Shida flails, but ends up in LOCKJAW!! Shida TAPS, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Add another classic into this storied rivalry! But wait, here comes The CEO to rain on Britt’s parade. Mone has a mic to say, “Wow. Britt, that was very impressive. What a strong victory over a former champion. Now, Britt, I know that you want a shot at this at All In. And what would be hotter than The CEO VS The DMD? So let’s get to it! Because I know that you and everybody here is waiting to hear my answer. And that answer is… NO.” The fans boo but we should’ve known she’d say that. Britt dares Mone to step inside, but wait, who is that?! Is that KAMILLE!? Formerly of NWA Power, but now here in AEW, doing Mone’s dirty work!

Kamille hauls Britt up, and marches around with her for a TORTURE RACK! Britt can only suffer the thrashing, before the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Kamille stands over Britt and Mone stands by her side. The CEO has signed a powerful insurance policy, will no one ever take the TBS Championship from her?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Holding all three belts, Christian Cage says, “Nashville, you haven’t earned the right to see Christian Cage in person, so I’ll be conducting my business from the bowels of the arena. Now this past Saturday on Collision, The Patriarchy triumphed when we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. And this Friday on Rampage, my son, Nick, is entered in the Royal Rampage, and he’s going to walk out as the brand new #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.” Now, Nick has earned the right to speak, so Christian gives him the floor. Nick says first, the AEW Trios Championships. And soon to be, #1 contender…

Nick spots something, and he asks Kip Sabian why he keeps seeing Kip around. Kip doesn’t know what Nick’s talking about, but Nick says he saw Kip last Saturday while The Patriarchy was headed to the ring, and now Kips right here. What’s his deal? There is no deal. Oh, is that so? Well, Nick knows Kip is also in the Royal Rampage, so Nick will throw Kip’s ass out. And by the way, no one cares that Kip’s dad died. Be a man and suck it up. Nick leaves but will Kip make Nick care when Nick has a Superbad time on Friday?

 

PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

Speaking of #1 contenders, despite Will Ospreay wanting his rematch at Wembley, The Bastard is still THE #1 contender to the International/American Championship. Will Pac show his full power against this powerhouse? Or will sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss be enough for Boulder to bulldoze The Bastard?

The bell rings and Pac steps right to Boulder. Boulder flexes, but Pac SOBATS! Pac facelocks, but he can’t suplex Boulder! Boulder suplexes Pac, but Pac slips free and kicks Boulder to a corner. Pac BOOTS Boulder, runs corner to corner, but Boulder CLOBBERS Pac! The fans boo but Boulder storms his way to a corner to go up and MOONSAULT! He FLOPS as Pac dodges! Pac UPPERCUTS, then goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN! Pac stomps away on Boulder, the ref counts, but Pac digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Pac seethes. Pac goes out to then climb a corner while Boulder staggers up.

Pac MISSILE DROPKICKS and down goes Boulder! The fans fire up and Pac storms over to Boulder. Pac reels Boulder in, and he actually suplexes Boulder, for a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by pinfall

Pac says this is HIS ring, and he scrapes Boulder out of it. But what is he to do if he wants to be part of Wembley and that International/American Championship fiasco?

 

Team AEW speaks.

Swerve Strickland tells Nashville, “Whose house? The spirit of AEW is on the rise tonight. And I asked these young gentlemen, these warriors, last week if they were ready to get violent. And quite frankly, we’re going to show The Elite what that’s all about. All while led by yours truly, the AEW World Champion-” Darby Allin tells Swerve to shut up. Swerve’s the leader? He’s going to go around telling everyone he’s leading them? He ain’t leadin’ nothing! This isn’t about Swerve, but about getting even with The Elite. Swerve and Darby won’t see eye to eye, not tonight or any night. Oh, okay, that’s what this is all about?

Well, when it’s all said and done, if Darby wants to get violent with Swerve, then Swerve would be more than happy to. Max Caster asks if “Sneaky Swerve” will be happy to get violent with him. Does he wanna get violent with the Best Wrestler Alive? The Acclaimed remembers what Swerve did to them. Hell, Caster will get violent with Darby, too, he doesn’t like Darby’s weird ass. Anthony Bowens says that’s right! They don’t care about the petty differences between Darby and Swerve. This is about The Acclaimed getting the AEW World Tag Team Championships back and eliminating The Young Bucks.

Swerve says they choose now to get like this? This is what they wanna do? Mark Briscoe steps in to mediate. Simmer down, boys. They gotta let the past be the past. Mark feels like the man that fell out the boat, because he ain’t in it. But tonight, put all that behind them! Tonight, they are Team AEW! And The Elite, we know your game plan! It’s divide and conquer, so we cannot allow that to happen! Tonight, stand united! And all the entitled and pompous ones worldwide will know that they ain’t safe! The violent people are here! They’re coming, baby! It’s on!! The team rallies behind The Chicken, but will they be able to stand together so they can stand tall tonight?

 

Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis!

No longer Toni Storm’s protege, understudy or anything of the sort, “The Glamour” that is the Queen of Harts is preparing to tear the AEW World Championship away from the Leading Lady. So will she make an example of Tennessee’s own? Or will she be upstaged by an upstart, just like Toni Storm?

The bell rings and Mariah SHOTGUNS Kaitland down! The fans fire up, Mariah fires off in the corner, but the ref counts. Mariah shoves Kaitland out of the corner, goes up the corner, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kaitland flounders, Mariah smirks and drags her up, to CLUB away on her like she did Toni Storm’s bloody forehead! Then she kisses Kaitland goodnight, also like she did Storm. Then Mariah runs to KNEE Kaitland, and fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! But Mariah isn’t done, she wants to have some fun. Mariah drags Kaitland into the corner, strikes a pose, then hits the SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

As she’s been doing for months, anything Storm can do, Mariah feels she can do better. Wait! Storm is here?! But then Mariah laughs, because she again pulled one over on us. WAIT! The ringside medic pulls off a wig and reveals she’s Toni Storm!! The fans are thunderous and Mariah senses something is wrong. Mariah turns around and sees Storm staring daggers! The two fire off haymakers and the fans erupt! Refs rush out here, fans boo, but the refs and security pull the two apart! Nashville wants to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see plenty of that in Wembley Stadium. Storm gets a mic and shouts, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE!? BECAUSE I AM!!”

Security does everything they can to keep Storm back. Is Storm’s Summer blockbuster going to be a revenge story a la Kill Bill?

 

Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW!

As Dean Malenko narrates, this isn’t just any normal grudge match. This is for the heart and soul of AEW as these ten men step into two rings and four walls of unforgiving steel. “Blood will be shed, but who has the most guts? Submission or surrender, who will survive?” The Elite has the advantage, and is almost completely golden as The Young Bucks have the tag titles, Kazuchika Okada has the Continental Championship and Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, but will gold matter when everything is about to be stained a crimson red?

First out for The Elite is the Scapegoat, Jack Perry! He even brings a chair with him because he isn’t taking any chances. Who will meet him from Team AEW? We find out, after the break.

Blood & Guts returns and Darby Allin makes his entrance! Fitting as the Relentless One wants after that TNT Championship. And also fitting is that Darby’s once again got thumbtacks all over the bottom of that skateboard! But Jack SMACKS Darby right at the cage door! The fans boo but Jack soaks it up while he goes out after Darby. Jack CLUBS Darby, hauls him up, and BOMBS him into the side of the cage! Jack drags Darby along, CLUBS him down again, then goes to fetch steel steps. Jack pushes the steps against railing, then brings Darby up. Jack whips Darby hard into the steps, and Darby tumbles up and over railing!

Fans fire up as the front row catches Darby in their laps! Jack soaks up the heat, stalks Darby into the crowd, and CLAWS Darby’s back! They now bring the fight around to the back of the floor level! They brawl, keep moving, and the fans fire up as they get to see more of the fight up close! Darby has fans move so he can push Jack all the way back to the railing! The fans fire up as Darby then LARIATS Jack back to ringside! Darby hops the railing, stalks Jack, and he drags Jack into the ring. The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and the cage closes. But Jack SMACKS Darby with a trash can!

Jack dumps out the can, brings out bright yellow cable, and he learned this one from Rush! Jack CHOKES Darby with the cord, then wedges the can into a corner. Jack stalks Darby, stomps him, then hauls him up to LAWN DART Darby into the trash can! Darby flops back and Jack grins. Jack soaks up more heat from Nashville, then brings the trash can back into the corner. Jack RAMS Darby’s head into the can, RAMS him again, then punches the can out and CHUCKS it at the cage. Jack riles the fans up, then soaks up the heat again. Jack goes back for Darby, taunts him, but Darby SPITS at him!

Darby then fires forearms on Jack, but the countdown is here! Darby CHOKES Jack with that yellow cable, but Jack DECKS him! And here comes Nicholas Jackson! One of the EVPs has a chair of his own, and a heavy metal suitcase! Jack CLUBS Darby, Nick waves to cameras, and then coordinates with Jack for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! The fans boo but The Elite soak up the heat. Jack sets up the chairs, Nick brings Darby over, and together, Jack & Nick double suplex, only for Darby to fight free! Darby whips Nick, Nick reverses but Darby goes up the ropes! Only for Nick to SHOVE him into the steel!

Darby slumps down the side of the cage, and Nick SUPERKICKS him into it! Nick then goes up and out to the apron to PENALTY KICK! Darby is stuck between ring and cage, Jack says the kick was good, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture.

Nick & Jack coordinate, and they wedge the trash can up against Darby. Jack runs to DROPKICK the can into Darby! Nick & Jack both soak up the heat, then they stomp Darby around. They drag Darby up, whips and drop toehold him onto the chair, face first! Jack stands on Darby’s neck while Nick takes a seat. They’re in no rush, after all. They LASH Darby with the yellow cable! Then CHOKE him with it! Darby suffers but Nick lets him go. Jack JAMS Darby up with a chair! Nick isolates Darby’s leg and Jack JAMS it! Darby writhes and flounders away but Nick puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Darby can again only suffer!

Nick stomps Darby, Darby goes to the apron but Nick stands on the bad leg. Darby flails but can’t get loose, and then Jack clamps on a chinlock! Jack stretches Darby backwards against the ropes, and then Nick lets off. Blood & Guts returns to single picture, and the countdown is here! The Elite stomps Darby, but here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion storms his way down to the ring, and he rallies right on Nick & Jack! Mark CHOPS away on Nick, BOOTS Jack, then ROCKS Nick with haymakers! Mark whips, Nick reverses, but Mark uses the chair to LEAPING LARIAT Jack in No Man’s Land!

Both Mark and Jack take a tumble into the second ring and the fans fire up! Mark fires up with Nashville, but Nick goes up and up and springboards, but into Mark’s EXPLODER! The fans fire up again, and Mark stomps Jack in a corner. Darby finds his skateboard, and he brings it along with him. Mark goes looking for goodies, and he brings a ladder out! Darby DUMPS Nick back tot he first ring, fires forearms, and Mark puts the ladder in a corner. Mark & Darby double whip Nick hard into the ladder! Nick flops around, ends up upside-down, and Mark goes after Jack. Mark CHOPS, Darby SLAMS the ladder onto Nick!

Mark whips Jack corner to corner, Jack reverses, but Mark goes up and over the ropes. Mark ROCKS Jack in return, then hurries up a corner! Mark aims at Nick, SWANTON on the ladder!! The fans are thunderous as Mark just shrugs that off! Nick writhes, clutches an arm, and Darby goes after Jack. Mark JAMS Nick with the ladder, wedges it in, and runs to BACK BODY BLOCK! Mark sandwiches Nick with the ladder, then Nick and ladder fall forward. The ladder gets Nick right in his bucks! The fans fire up as Darby JAMS Jack with a chair, and Mark hits a BRAINBUSTER on Nick! Mark finds that trash can and CHUCKS it at Nick!

The countdown finishes up again, and The Elite sends out Matthew Jackson! The other Buck is here, bringing a title belt and a second suitcase. What’re in those boxes anyway? Matt tosses his to Nick before he runs up on Mark. Mark ROCKS Matt, but Nick CLOBBERS Mark with the case! Darby runs up, kicks Nick, but Matt fakes Darby out! DDT on the briefcase! The case cracks open from the impact! Matt dribbles Mark’s face off the steel, and Mark’s busted open! The fans boo as Nick has Jack watch the cases. Matt scrapes Mark off the steel like a cheese grater, and then the Bucks sit Mark up top.

Matt stomps Darby, brings him up, and BUCKLE BOMBS him into Mark’s back! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS, for the Polar Express! The fans boo but Jack winds up. Matt CATAPULTS Darby into a CASE SHOT! Nick climbs up, and Matt gut wrenches Darby into a Canadian Rack. DOUBLE STOMP DOMINATOR COMBO! Then somersault for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER on Mark! The fans boo but The Elite soaks it all up. Jack stomps away on Mark in the corner, Matt TOSSES Darby to the second ring. Matt puts Mark over there, too, but the countdown returns. Jack SMACSK Mark with a case, but Team AEW sends… BOWENS!

The Five Tool Player storms down to the ring and he goes right for Nick! LAIRAT after LARIAT, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Bowens LARIATS Nick into No Man’s Land! Matt runs up but Bowens dodges to Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Jack runs up, into a kick! Bowens KICKS and FAMOUSERS! But Matt CHUCKS a case at Bowens! Mark BOOTS Matt, UPPERCUTS him, then scoop SLAMS him! The fans fire up as Mark climbs up a corner! But Matt trips Mark up onto his giblets! Darby fires off on Matt, runs, but into a LARIAT! The Bucks coordinate, and Matt brings Darby up. Matt gut wrenches, Nick jumps up, but Mark SUPER CUTTERS Nick!!

The fans are thunderous, Darby slips around and hits a SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans are thunderous as Darby has his skateboard! Mark holds Matt in place, for the SKATEBOARD STOMP!! The tacks get left behind in Matt’s arm!! Bowens BUSTS open a toolbox, and he finds scissors~! Darby sends Jack to him, Bowens SCISSOR STABS Jack in the forehead!! Not what you’d think scissoring meant but here we are! Darby ROCKS Nick, Bowens STABS away on Jack’s head! And then he opens the scissors, to go after Jack’s mouth?!? The fans tell Bowens he’s sick, and Jack’s about to look like The Joker soon!

Mark JAMS Matt with crutches, but the countdown returns. The Elite send out The Rainmaker! Bowens storms into the first ring to meet Okada, who is bringing that Rainmaker Drive street sign. Okada and Bowens stare down, then Okada swings! SMACK for Bowens! SMACK for Briscoe! Darby kicks low, runs, but into a SMACK! Okada sets the sign down, reels Mark in and gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE onto the sign!! Mark’s crimson mask only grows as Okada stands him up, ripcord and middle finger, for a LOW BLOW! Mark staggers, Nick holds up a chair, and Okada DROPKICKS the chair into Mark!

The fans boo but Okada grins. Matt wants someone to check his arm, and Jack works to get those tacks out of there, while Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Nick has his own crimson mask forming but he helps Okada beat down on Team AEW. Jack also has a crimson mask from all that violent scissoring. Nick uses a hammer to CHOKE Mark, and Okada CHOKES Bowens with a chain! The Bucks look and behold, they find a table! They put that in the ring, Okada keeps Bowens down and Jack stomps Mark. The Bucks bring the table all the way into the second ring, even as the brawling continues all over. Jack JAMS Mark with a chair, Matt scoops to SLAM Bowens on the table. Okada scoops Bowens and SLAMS him on the table! Matt punches away on Mark, then digs his boot in.

Nick stomps Darby, then Matt mocks the crane stance before he BOOTS Mark down. Nick SHINING WIZARDS Darby, then SHINING WIZARDS Mark! Nick soaks up the heat, Matt rains down fists on Darby, and Okada CLUBS Bowens in No Man’s Land. Jack joins in to mug Bowens, and then the Bucks SMACK Mark with the toolbox itself! Nick mocks the fans rallying, but Mark ROCKS Nick! Mark fires off fast hands, but Matt storms over to stop him. Matt and Mark brawl now, Okada joins in, but Mark fires forearms and chops! Okada doesn’t flinch! Mark CHOPS again, Okada ROCKS and BOOTS and fires off on Mark!

Blood & Guts returns to single picture yet again, and the countdown is back. Team AEW sends Max Caster! He has a mic, but not for rapping! Platinum Max dodges Okada to MIC BOP him! Caster then takes off his chain so he can CHAIN FIST Nick! And CHAIN FIST for Matt! And then one for Jack! Caster whips Nick hard into steel! And he SMACKS Jack with a chair! Caster goes up a corner, aims at Okada, and the fans fire up for Caster’s FLYING CHAIR SHOT!! The fans are thunderous as Caster then goes looking for things. Bowens SMACKS Okada for himself, and Darby CHOKES the Rainmaker for good measure.

Caster brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans fire up as Caster places that down, then he and Bowens bring Okada up. DOUBLE SUPLEX- NO, Jack & Nick make the save! The fans boo but Nick fires off on Bowens, Jack is after Caster! Jack TOSSES Caster, The Bucks whip Bowens into a corner. Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Bowens onto the barbed wire board! Bowens writhes and rises up, only for Matt to scoop SLAM him on the board!! The fans are cringing, but Matt brings out a second barbed wire board! Matt presses that down onto Bowens for the world’s most violent sandwich! Nick then climbs up, to SWANTON BOMB!!

The fans lose their minds while Bowens writhes from being turned into a violent panini! But wait, now Okada has brought out something. It’s a mysterious black bag! And out pours so many thumbtacks! Okada shoves those tacks into Caster’s mouth! Then The Bucks pump up their special edition Reeboks! Jack holds Caster in place for the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Caster sputters, coughing up tacks, and Nick says, “Yo, listen! He ain’t rappin’ anymore!” The countdown returns, and The Elite is complete now that Hangman Page is here! At least, he should be here. The Bucks wait, but The Black Hat isn’t coming?

Darby and Mark fight back on Jack and the Bucks! Okada fights with Caster but Mark goes after Okada! Darby COFFIN SPALSHES Nick, COFFIN SPLASHES Matt, repeat! Then Darby sends Nick into Matt, to then feed Nick to Mark for a CORNER EXPLODER! Mark BOOTS Jack, Caster stands to stand on Nick’s neck! Bowens wraps barbed wire around his leg!? Caster opens Nick up, Bowens goes up, and despite the pain he’s causing himself, he still BARBED WIRE ME TIMBERS!! Nick experiences his own painful scissoring, and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Mark puts the barbed wire boards aside.

The countdown is back, and that means Swerve is now here! Prince Nana gets everyone dancing as the AEW World Champion makes his way out, but NOW Hangman is here! Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve from behind with a chair! Swerve is his only target so now Hangman has a reason to fight! Hangman fires fists on Swerve, then brings out handcuffs!! Hangman cuffs Swerve to the side of the cage! Swerve tries to fight back but Hangman fires hands! Mark fireman’s carries Matt but Matt CLAWs Mark’s eyes! Matt is free, and Okada SHOTGUNS Mark into the barbed wire boards! Mark is already bleeding from one side, will he be bleeding from his back now?

Hangman cuffs Swerve’s other arm to the cage, Swerve is defenseless! But Nana hurries to fight Hangman! Hangman DECKS Nana, and then snatches the title belt. Hangman says Swerve has never deserved this title, it should never have been Swerve’s! Then Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve with the belt! Hangman fires hands on Swerve, and says he will eat Swerve alive! Hangman just hammers away with haymakers. The Bucks DOUBLE POWERBOMB Mark onto barbed wire! But then Matt gets a mic to shout at Hangman, “What are you doing?!” Hangman, look at Matt! They had a deal! And a deal is a deal, Hangman!

Last time, The Bucks suspended Hangman and he sat at home. But now, if Hangman doesn’t get in the ring, he is FIRED. Hangman hears that, and he leaves Swerve behind to step into the ring. Nick locks the cage so no one else can get in or out. The refs say no, all ten men have to be inside first. Matt says who cares? He’s an EVP, just do what he says! The bell rings so that Blood & Guts can “officially begin.” Jack goes after Bowens, Hangman argues with Matt, but Okada steps in. The Cowboy and the Rainmaker argue, and Okada shoves Hangman! But then Darby and Mark rush up! Darby jumps on Hangman while Mark fires hands on Matt!

Caster rises up, he CLUBS away on Okada! Bowens turns things around on Jack! Mark rains fists on Matt, Swerve fights and he already has one arm free. Swerve works to get the other arm free, but Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Caster JAMS Nick up with the Rainmaker Drive sign, Mark SMACKS Hangman with what’s left off a barbed wire board, but Nick CHUCKS trash can at Darby! Mark CLUBS away on Hangman, Okada JAMS Bowens with a crutch, and Hangman fights up. Matt runs to SHOTGUN the trash can into Caster’s head! Nick brings that can around to SMACK Darby with it. Okada CHOKES Bowens with the crutch while The Bucks taunt Swerve. Mark and Hangman brawl, Bowens SMACKS Okada with the crutch! Mark fireman’s carries Hangman for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Mark then hurries up a corner! FROGGY-BOW, onto knees!

Mark writhes, The Bucks continue to taunt Swerve, but Bowens scoop SLAMS Okada onto Hangman! Matt whips Caster to a corner, sends Nick in, but Caster TOSSES Nick! Matt runs in but Caster TOSSES him, too! But then the Bucks DOUBLE GIRI Caster! Okada Alabama Lifts Caster for a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Jack bounces off the cover, but The Elite keep Caster down. Blood & Guts returns to single picture one more time, and  Bowens fights back. The Bucks knock him over, and wait! Jeff Jarrett is storming out here?! Karen, Sonjay & Lethal try to stop him, but he and his guitar are going to ringside!

Wait, here comes Brandon Cutler to stop Jarrett. The EVP’s little sidekick says don’t even dare getting involved! But wait, here comes Daddy Ass! Billy Gunn grabs Cutler, tells him to “SUCK IT!” then ROCKS him with a right! Jarrett adds the SMASH HIT! Cutler falls, and both Billy and Jarrett free Swerve! The cuffs are tricky, though, but Nana brings out bolt cutters! Team AEW fights The Elite, and the cuffs are off! Nana hands Swerve the bolt cutters to start making a hole in the cage itself! The fans fire up as Swerve is in and he deals out LARIATS for every member of The Elite! DROPKICK for Okada, then an UPPERCUT!

Swerve snapmares Okada, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Nick attacks but Swerve slips around to BACKBREAKER, and POWERBOMB into Matt! Jack runs up but Swerve hip tosses him down! Then gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! There are still some tacks on the mat, too! But now, Hangman and Swerve lock eyes. The fans are losing their minds seeing these two head for No Man’s Land. Both men step inside, and they fire off haymakers! The fans erupt again as Swerve gets the edge with shots high and low! But Hangman dodges one to LARIAT Swerve into the second ring!

Hangman aims, slingshot and BUCK- NO, Swerve catches the lariat to arm-drag Hangman, shift around, but Hangman kicks free of the armbar! Hangman has a piece of board, and he DIGS the barbed wire into Swerve’s forehead! Swerve pushes the board back, and Darby hops onto Hangman for CODE RED! Okada FLAPJACKS Darby! Okada looks around, The Elite regroup with him, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mark! But Mark rebounds to DOUBLE LARIAT The Bucks! Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES Mark! Swerve somersault COMPLETE SHOTS Jack! Okada stomps Bowens but Bowens hits back!

The fans are thunderous as The Acclaimed regroup. They clear some space, and Swerve brings a staple gun! Swerve stalks Hangman and wants to bring this back to Texas Death! Hangman fights off the stapler, and Nick LOW BLOWS Swerve! Matt finally opens that metal briefcase, and inside are more staple guns! The Elite is armed and dangerous now! Swerve stands his ground but that’s 4v1! Jack STAPLES Swerve from behind, and then so does Nick! Matt and Okada join in, they staple Swerve from all sides! The fans boo, but Swerve is laughing?! The fans say they’re all sickos! Nick runs up, Swerve blocks his staple attack!

Matt kicks, Swerve blocks that, and he makes Nick STAPLE Matt! Then Swerve makes Nick sit on the top rope, then STAPLES his forehead! Jack runs up, into a BACKBREAKER and STAPLE! Okada DROPKICKS Swerve, ripcords, and gives a middle finger! So Swerve STAPLES that finger!! Hangman slingshots, Swerve dodges, BUCKSHOT hits Okada!! Then Swerve STAPLES Hangman in the cheek!! Then HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve went John Wick on everyone, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture one more time!

Swerve revels in the energy from Nashville, then he goes up top. KILL- NO, Hangman avoids the stomps! Swerve goes out after Hangman as Hangman crawls out through the hole in the cage! Swerve BOOTS Hangman, they brawl up the ramp and then to the stage! Swerve brings Hangman around into a SLEEPER! They go around the back of the tunnel, and then FALL OFF THE STAGE! They crash down through spare tables!! Matt hurries out of the cage and up the ramp, asking what the heck, but Bowens is in pursuit! Bowens ROCKS Matt, ROCKS him again, and brings him back to the ring. Caster and Nick join in, Nick SMACKS Caster with a trash can lid!

Nick SMACKS Bowens with a trash can lid! Nick goes to his brother’s side, and the Bucks go grab a table! They bring that table around to the side while Darby fires hands on Jack. The Bucks set up two tables side by side on the outside here. Mark brawls with Okada, and Blood & Guts goes to break.

Blood & Guts returns and tables have appeared in the ring, but The Bucks have constructed a double decker on the outside! Bowens has been put in between all those tables, and Nick says it’s time! Nick climbs up, Matt holds Bowens down, but Caster CLUBS Matt! Caster whips Matt into barriers! Bowens climbs up after Nick now and Nick panics! Nick kicks away on Bowens, CLUBS him, but Bowens hits back! Nick SMACKS Bowens off steel! And again! Bowens wobbles, but Nick SMACKS him again! Bowens falls through all the tables!! The fans lose their minds again and Nick gloats from way up high.

But wait, in the ring! Mark kicks Okada low, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Matt returns inside but Mark kicks him, for a JAY DRILLER!! Jack is up, but even he gets a JAY DRILLER!! Nick returns, but Mark has him, too! JAY DRILLER!!! Darby puts Jack on a table, and Mark fires hands on Matt. Mark puts Matt on a table, Darby SMACKS Jack with a kendo stick! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW on Matt through the table!! Darby goes up, to then climb the truss and even Spider-Man up to the beams up above! Darby hangs over Jack like a bat, before a SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Jack writhes while fans lose their minds all over again!

Caster returns into the ring, he brings the case over, and he opens it up. This one has handcuffs!? Caster hands those over to Mark, and Mark uses those to cuff Jack to the steel! Caster keeps Matt down, then he hands a kendo stick to Mark! Mark SMACKS Jack! Jack refuses to give up so Mark SMACKS him again! Mark wants Jack to say it, but Jack shakes his head. So another SMACK and the kendo stick breaks! Jack SPITS in Mark’s face! Darby has a mic to say if Jack’s not gonna quit, then let’s get the party started. The fans fire up hearing that, and Darby goes looking under the ring. Darby goes way under there…

Mark meanwhile HEAD SHOTS Jack with his own Scapegoat chair!! Jack sputters, but he refuses to give in! Mark tells Jack to just say it. Jack refuses, so Mark aims at Matt, who is also cuffed. Mark says you hit the EVP, you’re good as done! Caster SMACKS Okada off steel, and Darby returns with an OIL CAN AND LIGHTER!! The fans are losing their minds, Mark is also panicking, but Darby storms right up to Jack. Darby douses Jack with gasoline, a throwback to Anarchy in the Arena! Darby smirks as he says he is gonna light Jack on fire if he doesn’t quit. Jack doesn’t think he’s serious, but he should remember back to Anarchy in the Arena…

For that matter, Darby wants a TNT Championship match at All In! Agree to that, or Darby lights Jack on fire! Mark is freaking out, but Jack is defiant to the end! Matt talks with Darby, saying that as an EVP, he can make this happen! Matt says if Darby wants the match, then it is done! But let’s stop, this has gone too far! Darby says hell no. Matt has to say it, or Jack’s lit on fire. Matt says fine! The Elite quit! The Elite quit!! The bell rings, Team AEW wins!!

Winners: Team AEW, by surrender

Darby smiles at Jack and points to the All In sign. The Scapegoat was saved by The Bucks, but will he be able to survive the Relentless One in Wembley? Or will Darby once again be the Face of TNT?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, and I appreciate that since it was Blood & Guts night, they kept it to more matches than talking, and even then we had fewer matches since Blood & Guts itself was the whole second hour. Good opening promo stuff with Ospreay and MJF, but I’m a little torn with what MJF is up to. Converting the International Championship into the American Championship is what NJPW just did with the United States Championship becoming the United Kingdom Championship becoming the Global Championship, it just needs Moxley being in here. But I do have to admit, the American Championship looks so good, I kinda want MJF just to establish that since AEW loves having a ton of belts anyway.

And another complicated detail is that Pac is #1 contender to said American/International Championship. Will he have to use his title shot at Battle of the Belts this weekend? Or will he “talk with Tony Khan” and make things a Triple Threat, so that Pac essentially takes the Moxley role? Either option seems a shame for Pac, because he isn’t winning the title in either scenario. No title ever changes hands on a Battle of the Belts special, and I recall Moxley taking the loss to Finlay in that Global Championship story so Pac would probably take the loss in this International/American Championship story.

Jericho VS Suzuki was a great match, especially with how many chops were thrown. They didn’t even need to go as extreme as FTW Rules allow because everyone loved the chop-a-thon. Jericho winning made sense, and I’d say Suzuki being able to get back up doesn’t make sense after he got hit by Judas Effect, but it was of course to bring out Bill & Keith. And then Bill & Keith were for bringing Shibata out and Shibata getting some semblance of revenge. Jericho VS Shibata for the FTW Championship one more time could be a great Battle of the Belts match, though, so I hope they do it.

Great match from Britt VS Shida, and of course a great win for Britt. Mone showing up was a given, as was her refusing to face Britt. Kamille showing up was a great surprise, and she’s already jumping right into a great story being Mone’s muscle. I have a feeling Britt will have to beat Kamille to get her shot at the TBS Championship. Really good promo from Willow, Stokely and Kris in that it was just an ambush by Stokely & Kris. Willow VS Kris as an Eliminator will be great stuff, and I have a feeling Kris wins that to then set up the title match, possibly for All In to keep the Forbidden Door vibes going.

Great promo segment Bryan and Jarrett, and I like Jarrett encouraging Bryan to make sure he’s 100% for All In. Great stuff with Mariah May and Toni Storm, especially the double swerve for Storm to make her appearance. This adds some great heat to their title match, and I still can’t be sure who wins. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and with the Royal Rampage returning to set up a world championship match for AEW Grand Slam in late September, just about anyone can come out of that the winner. It probably won’t be Nick Wayne or Kip Sabian, though. Though, Nick does have beef with Swerve so it isn’t completely impossible.

And great promos to hype up Blood & Guts. The Elite beating up Christopher Daniels was an interesting detail, but of course The Elite cheats by having a rigged coin. Mark Briscoe helping iron out the dysfunction in Team AEW was good stuff, too, because Darby and Swerve also have beef that dates back a long time. Blood & Guts itself was awesome, and this was certainly one of the grittier Blood & Guts matches. Good use of references back to other hardcore matches, from the Rainmaker Drive sign to the staple guns.

Though admittedly, B&G requiring a submission or surrender kinda forces them to drag stuff out. Many times, a pin would’ve surely won, but doing away with pins means no one has to worry about being too tired to kick out or missing a cue to break up a cover. That aside, Swerve and Hangman taking each other out with that stage spot was not expected, but I did appreciate the dysfunction between Hangman and the rest of The Elite beforehand. Hangman and Okada should definitely have it out for the Continental Championship at some point, though.

Jack VS Darby for the TNT title at All In was a given, but Darby threatening immolation was an unorthodox way to get there. And I feel like there’s going to be dysfunction now between Jack and the Bucks. Jack’s whole thing is sacrifice, yet Matt wasn’t willing to watch him be burned head to toe just for a match. Jack could use this to become even darker and crazier than The Bucks ever were and he could go rogue from The Elite.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (7/20/24)

Can the Collision Cowboys keep the gold?

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The World Trios Championships are up for grabs!

Jay White’s hurt, the Bang Bang Gang was stripped, but Juice Robinson & The Gunns will fight to regain the Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships! But can they stop The Patriarchy from taking over?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Darby Allin VS The Beast Mortos; Darby wins.
  • Skye Blue VS Hikaru Shida; Shida wins, by stoppage.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Tony Nese w/ The Premier Athletes; Fenix wins.
  • Roderick Strong VS Tomohiro Ishii; Roddy wins.
  • Holo.grm VS Gringo Loco; Holo.grm wins.
  • Lumberjack match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Deonna wins.
  • Vacated Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Patriarchy; The Patriarchy wins and are the new Unified World Trios Champions.

PLAY BY PLAY

Darby Allin VS The Beast Mortos!

The ESports Stadium in Texas fires up as The Relentless One is back in action! He’s getting ready for Blood & Guts this Wednesday, but will he be red hot going into Dynamite? Or will he not get past the beast standing in his way?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Darby circles with Mortos, they tie up, and Mortos powers Darby to a corner. The ref counts, Mortos lets off and the two reset. They circle, tie up, and Darby slips around to waistlock. Mortos just throws Darby right off! The fans are torn, but Darby keeps his focus on Mortos. They feel things out, tie up, and Mortos headlocks. The fans rally for Darby but Mortos SWINGS him into the takeover! Darby keeps his shoulders up, moves around and stands up, to then power up and out. But Mortos runs him over! Mortos soaks up the heat, things speed up, and Darby hurdles.

Darby then ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOTGUN! Mortos bails out, Darby DIVES and direct hit at the ramp! The fans fire up and Darby hobbles up. Darby drags Mortos up and gets some space, to COFFIN SPLASH him against railing! The fans fire up with Darby, he refreshes the ring count, then brings Mortos around to SMACK him off the apron. Darby goes up the apron, runs and leaps, but Mortos catches him! Mortos SWINGS Darby into steel steps! The fans boo but Mortos eggs Darby on. Mortos drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, and he tells the fans to hush. The fans boo instead, but Mortos stands on Darby’s legs!

Mortos pulls Darby’s arms and pulls him back into the ROMERO SPECIAL, to then FLING him into buckles! The fans boo more but Mortos paces. Mortos drags Darby up, and he CLAWS Darby’s face! The ref counts, Darby fires body shots! Darby fires forearms, then runs, but into a SUPER DUPER POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans rally behind him. Mortos is frustrated by that, and he stand Darby up. Mortos gorilla presses but Darby slips free! Darby O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Springboard and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this and he goes to ropes.

Darby storms up and fires forearms and CHOPS! Darby whips, Mortos reverses, and Mortos catches Darby’s Coffin Drop! Darby fires elbows, shoves him away, but Mortos comes back! Sunset flip, but Darby sits on it! Mortos pushes up but Darby rolls him to a cover, TWO! Darby clamps on with a SLEEPER! The fans rally, Mortos fights up, and Mortos runs to BACKPACK CANNONBALL! Both men are down, but Mortos huffs ‘n’ puffs as he rises up. The fans rally for Darby as Darby flounders in the corner. Mortos brings his kneepads down, runs in, but Darby dodges! Mortos tumbles up and out, no cameramen harmed in the fall!

Darby goes up to SUPER COFFIN DROP! Down goes Mortos again and the fans lose their minds! Darby drags Mortos back up, puts him in the ring, and then climbs up. But Mortos HEADBUTTS Darby down! Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO TOPE!! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous again! They cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving them this opener. The ring count starts, Mortos drags Darby up and puts him in the ring. Mortos storms in, runs up, and he SPEARS Darby inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans fire up! Darby crawls, Mortos hushes fans again, but they just boo.

Mortos drags Darby up but Darby CHOPS! Mortos UPPERCUTS Darby right down! The fans boo as Mortos flexes, and he eggs Darby on. Darby slowly rises, Mortos kicks him, so Darby CHOPS again! Mortos DECKS Darby again! Mortos soaks up the heat, blows snot at Darby, then eggs Darby on. Darby slowly rises up, and he fires fast hands! Darby hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives but the fans rally up. Darby crawls away to a corner, rises up, and the fans rally behind him. But Mortos runs up to UPPERCUT first! Darby wobbles up top but Mortos goes up after him! Mortos brings Darby to the very top, but Darby fights back!

But then Mortos lifts Darby and SUPER GORILLA PRESS SLAMS him!! The fans lose their minds again, Mortos drags Darby to a cover, TWO!! Darby survives again and the fans rally hard as ever. Mortos drags Darby up to suplex him up top! Mortos ROCKS Darby, then climbs up to join him. Fireman’s carry, but Darby fires elbows! Darby turns things into a SUPER CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Darby goes up while Mortos flounders, COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Both men were relentless tonight, but it’s Darby who survives their Collision! Will Darby be even more dangerous when he steps inside the double ring, double cage that is Blood & Guts?

Darby gets a mic to have his music cut. He says people tell him to slow down, or else he won’t be able to walk when he’s 30. Well, he is 30 now, and he feels wonderful! The only thing is, Darby doesn’t take the night off. Darby doesn’t forget being a dishwasher. He’d rather get kicked in the face any night of the week than go back to that. And we’re getting ready for Blood & Guts, and it’s very fitting that Darby’s finally in one. If anyone saw Sting’s final match, they saw Darby’s guts hanging out! He has a scar on his side that looks like Harry Potter’s forehead, and it stings every day. The fans cheer that!

Darby wants to talk the EVPs for a second, The Young Bucks. What sucks about them is that they never come to Collision, they never advertise the shows on the news or radio. It is Darby! AEW is Darby’s baby now! And he will stop at nothing to make sure everyone knows! Darby wouldn’t be here if not for The Bucks, that’s no secret, but man, they suck so bad now. And Jack Perry… Oh, Jack Perry. TNT Champion? No, that title means everything to Darby, and he will stop at nothing until the belt is around his waist again. So All In is around the corner… If Jack has the balls, let’s play! Darby is ready for Blood & Guts, see you Wednesday!

 

The Acclaimed speak.

Max Caster says, “Yo! Listen! The Elite, Blood & Guts next week, Team AEW is about to stomp on those tiny little nuts.” Billy Gunn tells Caster to just stop right there. That is not what the match is about. It is not about Bowens being The Scissor King, or about Caster being a rapper. It is about being the best wrestlers alive, and about being a badass! They need to bring this fight to The Elite! Time to nut up or shut up! Daddy Ass is fired up for his boys, and that fires them up! Bowens & Caster are ready to get serious, will they make The Young Bucks pay for playing games with them?

 

Skye Blue VS Hikaru Shida!

To be the best, you gotta beat one of the best, and that is why Chicago Skye called out the former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion! Will Skye use this Collision to build momentum? Or is she just going to give Shida her own rebound victory towards a title?

The bell rings and Skye BOOTS Shida down! Skye bumps Shida off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off. Skye brings Shida around to bump off buckles again, then stomps her more. Shida hits back, but Skye ROCKS her for it. Skye brings Shida around again, but Shida breaks free to ROCK Skye! Skye fires another forearm, but so does Shida! They go back and forth, faster and faster, then Shida fires off a flurry! Shida ROCKS Skye, fires up, then catches Skye to spin her. Skye ELBOWS Shida first, then runs, but into a KNEE! Shida runs but Skye SHINING WIZARDS at the ropes! Skye snapmares and runs up, but Shida blocks!

Shida spins Skye, ducks the spin kick and rolls Skye up! Skye rolls through but Shida DROPKICKS her out of the ring! The fans fire up and Shida watches Skye go around the way. Shida goes up and CROSSBODIES! Down goes Skye and the ref has Doc Sampson check. Shida gets herself a chair while she waits, and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Shida paces while Skye is checked out. That fall really rocked her, maybe even beat up a leg. Shida paces, then goes back into the ring to wait. Shida keeps the fans fired up, but it doesn’t look good for Skye. Shida checks with the ref, and it seems the match has been called! Shida wins by default!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by medical stoppage

A real shame for Skye, as she was the one who wanted this fight. But Shida is still moving on, will she be waiting on the champions after All In?

 

Lancer Archer is going nuts backstage!

He is beating up and throwing around prospects left and right! One guy walks in, sees what’s going on, and turns right around, only for Archer to grab him and CHUCK him into the garage door! “It seems everyone has forgotten who the Murderhark Monster is! Everyone’s forgotten just what I can do. And it’s time to remind you all!” Archer CHUCKS a trash can into another guy, #EverybodyDies! Who else will be unfortunate enough to face Archer’s wrath?

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! And hello, Minoru Suzuki. We’ve been waiting a long time for this match, haven’t we? For four years, I’ve been thinking of Suzuki VS Jericho. For four years, I’ve been wanting this match in the Tokyo Dome, or on Dynamite. And now, this Wednesday, the match comes true. It’s a dream match for sure. First time ever! But for you, Minoru, it’s gonna be a nightmare. Get ready for some night sweats and night terrors just thinking what I’m gonna do to you, and even worse after the match. They talk about Blood & Guts this Wednesday. This match is gonna be far more violent than that.

“They call you The Murder Grampa, one of the most violent men who ever came outta Japan. Well, Suzuki, if there’s anybody that can match you blow for blow, experience for experience, match for match, it’s me. So Suzuki, I can’t wait to teach you a few very valuable lessons. And one of them is gonna be you should’ve never turned down The Learning Tree when I asked you to be my partner, and you never should’ve come to the ring during TV Time last week on Dynamite. Suzuki, this is it, one for the ages. Like I said, first time ever, Jericho, Suzuki, Learning Tree VS the most violent man in Japanese history, I can’t wait.

“We’ll see you on, Wednesday, Suzuki, you’re not gonna like it. Thanks, guys!” The Learning Tree has been rather delusional these days, but has he reached a new level with this? Or does he have something up his sleeve to help him survive Suzuki?

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Tony Nese w/ The Premier Athletes!

The Immortal Firebird just won big last night on Rampage alongside Penta El Zero Miedo, but there’s no slowing down with him! However, “Smart Mark” Sterling has everyone stop so his client can say something very important. Nese takes the mic, even as fans boo, and Nese says “When they said everything is bigger in Texas, I’m gonna be honest. I thought they were talking about the cars, the houses. But the reason why they say that, now i can see, is because all of you are terribly, terribly FAT!” The fans boo but Nese says yes, it upsets him, too. But it isn’t entirely their fault. It is not. It’s because they haven’t had real athletes to look up!

Who’re they looking up to? The under-500 Texas Rangers? So, Nese’s lawyer, THE GREATEST lawyer in pro-wrestling, Sterling has made a contract to give a lucky individual an opportunity. But more importantly, it gives every single piece of trash here tonight to see what a real athlete looks like! But here comes Fenix! Will he make Nese regret flexing on Texas?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Fenix and Nese circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Nese wrenches, wristlocks, and grinds the arm. Fenix moves around, uses ropes to flip through, and then he wrenches to wristlock back. The fans rally as Fenix twists the wrist, but Nese fights up. Fenix HEADBUTTS the arm, but Nese fights up again. Fenix wrenches, Nese rolls, and then Nese throat chops! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Nese SOBATS Fenix to run and BOOT! And WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Fenix is still in this, but Nese soaks up the heat. Nese stalks Fenix but the fans chant “You Still Suck!”

Nese CLUBS Fenix with crossface forearms, taunts the fans, then he drags Fenix up. Fenix knees free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then springboards, but the ropes give out! Cover, TWO! Nese drags Fenix by his leg, stomps away, and Fenix crawls away. Nese stalks Fenix, stomps the leg more, then brings him up. Nese CHOPS, Fenix CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS keep going! Fenix fires up and he CHOPS! Nese falls back against ropes while Fenix eggs him on! Nese kicks low, whips, but Fenix reverses and DROPKICKS! Nese bails out, Fenix gets the bad leg moving, and he builds speed, only for Sterling to save Nese!

Fenix slides out, glares at Sterling, then ROCKS Nese! Daivari steps up but that’s a distraction. Same for Josh Woods! The ref reprimands, Nese blocks the superkick to then SUPERKICK back! Fenix falls, Nese slides into the ring, and that lets the Premier Athletes mug Fenix! The fans boo but the ref misses it all as Collision goes picture in picture.

Fenix clutches his leg, drags himself up, and Daivari talks trash on the fans. Nese AX HANDLES Fenix, but then Fenix shoves Nese. Nese ROCKS Fenix, CHOPS him again, but Fenix just CHOPS back! Nese kicks the bad leg, then whips Fenix hard into railing! Fenix falls over, Nese flexes while soaking up heat, and he goes back for Fenix. Nese puts Fenix in the ring, stomps him, then paces around. Nese drags Fenix up, TOSSES him up, and the Premier Athletes mug Fenix again! Fenix tumbles away to the ramp while Abrahantes protests, but that just lets even Sterling get his shots in! Fenix storms up on Sterling and he runs away as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Nese covers, TWO! Fenix is still in this, but Nese pushes him around. Fenix CHOPS back! Fenix eggs Nese on, Nese SLAPS, so Fenix CHOPS! Nese fires a haymaker, talks trash, but Fenix fires body shots. Nese stands Fenix up to CHOP him back down! Nese drags Fenix to a cover, ONE! Nese is annoyed but he drags Fenix up. Fenix CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Nese throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Nese HOTSHOT BULLDOGS! Then he slingshots to roll Fenix up, TWO! Nese deadlifts to a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives and the fans fire up!

Nese and the Premier Athletes are frustrated but the fans rally behind Fenix. Nese drags Fenix up, pushes him to a corner and he fires haymakers! The fans boo but Nese sits Fenix down. The ref counts, Nese lets off, and Nese brings down the kneepads. Nese goes side to side, but Fenix somersaults to SPIKE-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Nese survives, but Fenix BOOTS him! Fenix runs in to JUMP SOBAT! Nese wobbles, Fenix brings him around to wrench, but Daivari gets on the apron! Fenix runs Daivari off, but Nese runs in! Fenix DUMPS Nese out onto Daivari! The fans fire up and Fenix builds speed to FLY! Down go ALL the Premier Athletes!

The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Sterling panics. Fenix rises, and he puts Nese in. The fans rally behind Fenix as he climbs. Fenix reaches the top rope, but Sterling gets on the apron! So Fenix tightrope walk PENALTY KICKS him down! But Nese rolls Fenix! SOBAT HEEL KICK! Nese goes up and up and PREMIER 450! Cover, TWO!! Nese is furious that Fenix survives but the fans are thunderous! Nese drags himself over and brings Fenix up. Nese pump handles, lifts, but Fenix slips free and SUPERKICKS! Nese leans against ropes, Fenix goes up, tightrope PENALTY KICK! Fenix goes up to FROG SPLASH! Cover, Fenix wins!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

It was practically 4v1 but Fenix still wins out! Will this momentum help Fenix head after whatever championship he wants after All In?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He welcomes us back to the ESports Stadium, and welcomes in two men AEW loves, it’s FTR! The fans fire up as Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood make their way out, having made their return just last week to help Tommy Billington against The Don Callis Family. FTR joins Schiavone in the ring and he brings up that big return to stand up to the Don Callis Family. Thankfully they did, so he asks their thoughts. Cash says if you ask him, Dynamite Kid Tommy Billington has one of the brightest futures in wrestling today, and they weren’t gonna let the Don Callis Family walk all over him.

But Cash also wants to talk FTR. It is no secret that the past two years has been the greatest run in their careers. The fans cheer that! Schiavone says the fans agree with Cash, and Cash says he thinks so, too. But while this was something Cash didn’t wanna talk about, when FTR was told they had time to talk tonight, he figured he should get it off his chest. It is no secret that Cash has been going through personal stuff that has dragged his name through the mud, is a cloud over his head, and he has had more stress than he could ever tell us all. Every single night, when he came out here, that was his escape.

This is where Cash could forget all that other crap, even when it wasn’t true. Every week, night after night, the fans helped Cash get through that. All that out there didn’t matter to him! It only mattered that he wrestled every match like it was his last, because he didn’t know if it was gonna be his last. So it isn’t a secret that Cash is a hot head, but it won’t happen outside this ring. Now the only people FTR has their eyes set on are The Young Bucks! So maybe, just maybe, time to go Buck Hunting!

Dax tells Schiavone that 2022 and 2023 were good times for FTR fans. FOUR world tag titles, THREE incredible matches with The Briscoes, and 58 MINUTES with Bullet Club Gold in Calgary. And the cherry on top: Beating the Bucks in front of 80 THOUSAND people in Wembley Stadium. But now, this is the present, and their win-loss record isn’t so great. Back in April, Dax had a serious back injury that he thought he wasn’t gonna come back from. But what really bothered him was The Bucks leap-frogging FTR as the best tag team in the world, and that didn’t sit well with him. The fans boo, they don’t like it either.

Dax says six weeks ago, he was sent home to rehab. He watched Collision, Dynamite and Rampage, all in hopes that “our EVPs, our fearless leaders,” would take this tag division back to the top and take it to the Promised Land. Dax was so let down. In six weeks, we haven’t seen The Bucks defend their titles. The fans boo that, too. Dax says maybe, just maybe, this is a big mistake. But starting next week, here in Arlington, Texas, FTR’s road to the AEW World Tag Team Championships begins. FTR starts their road back, and it ends at Wembley Stadium at All In!

And Dax knows sometimes he is rough to deal with, a little abrasive. But if you’ll give him a little grace, a little love, he promises FTR will give you all every bit of passion, love, tears, sweat and whatever else, so that they will become the THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions! The fans chant for “F T R! F T R!” and Dax tells The Bucks, “This whole thing’s for you. Top Guys, Out!” Just as AEW starts on the homestretch to All In 2024, FTR want to hit it out of the park! Will they get their shot at Matthew & Nicholas? Or are they overlooking The Acclaimed and their own shot at the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Hikaru Shida.

Lexy Nair is with the Shining Samurai and brings up the match tonight. Shida says stop, stop, stop. She came here for a fight, is still looking for a fight, and she wants to fight! Shida wants a fight… with DOCTOR BRITT BAKER!! Welcome back, by the way. And now Britt just wants to be TBS Champion? Get in line! Or does Britt not remember that Shida made her bleed once before? Shida will do it again this Wednesday on Dynamite: Blood & Guts! There could be a lot more blood than TBS bargained for, but will Shida make sure All In’s card is subject to change?

 

Roderick Strong VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Savior of the Backbreaker will challenge Mark Briscoe for the ROH World Championship next Friday at Death Before Dishonor, right in this same building! However, he’s up against #BigTime Ishii, someone he’s also been itching to fight. Will Roddy be more than ready for the Sussex County Chicken? Or will the Stone Pitbull take a big bite out of him first?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “I-SHI-I! I-SHI-I!” as he circles with Roddy. They tie up, go around, and Ishii puts Roddy on ropes. The ref counts, Ishii lets off slowly, but Roddy CHOPS! Ishii doesn’t even flinch! Ishii eggs Roddy on, so Roddy CHOPS! Ishii CHOPS, Roddy CHOPS, repeat! The CHOPS keep going, a lot like they did just last night on Rampage. Ishii CHOPS, eggs Roddy on, so Roddy CHOPS again! The CHOPS just speed up now! The fans fire up as they go CHOP for CHOP again and again! Roddy then KNEES low, runs, and RAMS Ishii! Ishii stays put to CHOP again!

Ishii runs, Roddy CHOPS but Ishii just keeps moving, to run Roddy over! The fans fire up as Roddy flounders to a corner! Ishii eggs Roddy on, storms up, but Roddy BOOTS him! Roddy fires forearms but Ishii leans into them! Ishii corners Roddy like that! Roddy fires more and more and more forearms, but Ishii doesn’t budge! Roddy sees he’s stuck, the fans tell him he messed up, so Roddy uses ropes as defense. Ishii doesn’t go anywhere, so Roddy tries more forearms! Ishii DECKS Roddy! Roddy staggers back up but into Ishii’s facelock. Ishii suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Roddy bails out to the apron but Ishii storms over.

Ishii TOSSES Roddy into the ring, Roddy staggers back up. Roddy waistlocks, Ishii throws him off! Ishii dodges the Strong Knee, but Roddy fires more forearms! Roddy runs, RAMS Ishii, but Ishii ROCKS him again! And CHOPS him! Roddy dodges but Ishii CLOBBERS him again! The fans fire up while Roddy bails out. Roddy hobbles, Ishii watches, and Roddy rolls in. Roddy bails out, but Ishii pursues! Roddy kicks low, bumps Ishii off the apron, but Ishii returns the favor! Ishii pushes Roddy in, but Roddy comes back to WRECK Ishii with a dropkick! Ishii hits railing, Roddy brings him around for an APRON BACKBREAKER!

The fans are torn while Ishii flops to the floor, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Roddy pursues Ishii, drags him up, and pushes him into the ring. Roddy stomps Ishii around, scuffs him and digs his heels in. The ref counts, Roddy lets off, and Roddy drags Ishii up. Roddy reels Ishii in to BACKBREAKER! Ishii writhes, Roddy huffs ‘n’ puffs, and Roddy sits Ishii up. Roddy CLAWS Ishii’s face, then CLUBS him down. Roddy stomps Ishii, covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Ishii down with a double wristlock, but Ishii endures. Ishii fights up, fireman’s carries, but Roddy slips free. Roddy kicks Ishii low, stomps him to a corner, then digs his boots in. Roddy lets off to soak up heat, then he storms back up to CHOP!

Roddy ROCKS and CHOPS Ishii, then fires more hands. Roddy brings Ishii in for a suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Ishii stays in this, but Roddy stays on him with a chinlock stretch! Ishii endures, fights up, and he carries Roddy as a backpack! Roddy CLAWS Ishii’s face, and has a SLEEPER! Roddy brings Ishii back down into body scissors! Ishii endures as Collision returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Ishii stands, throws elbows but Roddy knees low. Roddy ROCKS Ishii, CHOPS him, then runs. Ishii scoops to SNAP POWERSLAM! Both men are down and the fans fire up!

Roddy flounders away to ropes, drags himself up, and he goes back to Ishii. Roddy fires a forearm but Ishii fires back! Roddy gets the edge but Ishii just glares at him! Roddy fires more shots but Ishii leans into them again! Ishii corners Roddy all over again! Ishii then CHOPS, CHOPS, and ROCKS! Ishii CHOPS and ROCKS Roddy over and over, but gets in the ref’s face as he counts. Ishii whips, Roddy reverses and ROCKS Ishii back! Roddy fireman’s carries, Ishii slips free, GERMAN SUPLEX! Roddy tumbles to a corner and Ishii growls as he rises. The fans fire up and Ishii runs in to LARIAT!

Ishii brings Roddy around, puts him up top, and then climbs up. Ishii brings Roddy up to stalling SUPERPLEX! The fans are thunderous while Ishii crawls to the cover, TWO!! Roddy survives and the fans fire up! Ishii rises, he brings Roddy up and in, but Roddy fights the lift! Roddy back drops Ishii away! Ishii rises, runs in, but Roddy BOOTS him! ENZIGIRIS! And then fireman’s carry, for the GUTBUSTER- NO, Ishii blocks that! Ishii runs, Roddy avoids the sliding lariat! Ishii swats a lariat, Roddy ducks the headbutt, but Ishii comes back to HEADBUTT after all! The fans fire up again as Ishii storms around.

Ishii runs, Roddy gets around to OLYMPIC SLAM! And roll through to fireman’s carry! GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives, the fans fire up, but Roddy drags Ishii up again. Roddy suplexes, but Ishii fights it! Ishii wrenches, LARIATS, then runs. Roddy dodges to fire boxing elbows! And a BOOT! Ishii swings, Roddy dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And STRONG- NO, Ishii stops the knee to ENZIGIRI! Roddy wobbles, Ishii runs, into the STRONG KNEE! Ishii SOUTHPAW LARAITS! Ishii runs again, to LARIAT Roddy inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Ishii roars!

Wait, here comes The Kingdom! The fans boo, the ref tells them to stay back, but then Roddy LOW BLOWS Ishii, and STRONG KNEES!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Matt Taven & Mike Bennett help Roddy avenge their loss last night on Rampage, but they also haul Ishii up. Roddy slaps Ishii around, talks smack, but here comes Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly! The Conglomeration runs The Kingdom off, but this fight only has six more days to wait! Will Roddy be ready to #ReachForTheSky? Or will Blood & Guts make things a lot easier for him this Wednesday?

 

Holo.grm VS Gringo Loco!

After weeks of mystery, it is time to see this newest star in action! His name may be Hologram, but he is no illusion! Will he show just how real he is now that he’s All Elite?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Hologram runs in, Loco leaps up and over. Loco runs in, Hologram dodges, then jumps up to stand on Loco! Hologram backflips, runs, then titl-o-whurl RANAS! Hologram kips up, then knuckle locks to CHOP! Hologram goes up and up and jumps onto Loco, but Loco swpins him! So Hologram just uses that to tilt-o-whirl RANA again! The fans fire up and Loco bails out. Hologram runs to fake Loco out, then WRECK him with a dropkick! Hologram skins the cat, builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Loco! The fans fire up and Hologram gets Loco up and into the ring.

Hologram goes up, dodges Loco and GAMANGIRIS! Hologram slingshots and pops up, to RANA again! Loco ends up in a corner and he’s getting frustrated. Hologram runs in but Loco sends him hard into buckles! Loco storms up to stomp Hologram, then brings him around to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Loco whips. Hologram KICKS, runs, but Loco gorilla presses! Loco DROPS Hologram, STANDING MOONSAULTS, covers, TWO! Loco is annoyed but he drags Hologram to a drop zone. Loco goes up and up and SKY TWISTER FLOPS! Hologram adjusts his kneepads, dodges Loco, but Loco corners him again!

Hologram jumps over the kick, dodges the lariat, and is on the apron to slip through the ropes! Hologram slingshots up and over, strikes a pose, and now Loco is really frustrated. Loco runs up, but Hologram BOOTS hm! Hologram goes up and up, and QUEBRADA SNAP SUPLEXES! Loco bails out, Hologram goes up and up to SUPER FLYING RANA!! The fans are thunderous for Hologram and his “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Hologram puts Loco in the ring, stalks him, and then spins to HEEL KICK! Then a torture rack, for an AIRPLANE SPIN BLUE THUNDER!! Cover, Hologram wins!

Winner: Holo.grm, by pinfall

A powerful debut for Holo.grm and his #PortalBomb! Will this transformation from musketeer to futuristic warrior be just what he needs to become the best in the world?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

Battle of the Belts returns for the 11th edition, following live after Collision! What championships will be on the line as AEW continues towards All In?

 

Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs speak.

Kevin Von Erich says it is so great to be here in Texas with his sons and his friend. This is a great night. Kevin remembers working with Dusty, and he learned so much from him. There will never be another like him. Wrestling is changing, there are a lot of differences. Dustin knows, he’s been here a long time, so he can be a real benefit to Marshall & Ross. Dustin thanks Kevin, and says he watched Kevin for years, learned so much from his own father, and he is sure the storm has arrived. One of the greatest wrestling legacies right here in Texas! The Von Erichs, the Rhodes, together for the first time since 1978!

Dustin looks forward to this, and promises that if they listen and watch, they’ll head down a path that is already great. They’ve seen this trio in action before, so believe him when he says, Dustin’s got your back. Will Dustin & The Von Erichs make a natural fit here in AEW?

 

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now here we are in the Dog Days of Summer 2024, it’s hot as balls outside, and lemme tell you what else is heating up, the schedule for the ROH World Champion. Got a busy week next week. Next Friday, right here in Arlington, Texas, it’s ROH Death Before Dishonor, Mark Briscoe, Roderick Strong, for the ROH World title!” Mark tells Roddy that they’ve known each other a good long time now, came up in the game together. But Mark warns Roddy, Mark’s gotten wiser since last time. He’s gotten tougher since the last time! So Roddy better be ready! That’s Friday!

But after Friday, one thing’s for certain is that two days ago it was Wednesday! And let’s talk about Wednesday! Blood & Guts! Nashville, Tennessee! Team AEW VS The Elite. Let’s explain something to The Elite: pro-wrestling runs parallel to society in so many ways. And The Elite is the perfect example of what is wrong in the world today. They’re powerful, privileged, and they think they can step on the little man, step on the grind. But Team AEW represents the grind worldwide! Bring yo’ ass, because Mark will be disappointed if they don’t bring the fight! Let’s get violent, baby! RARARARA!

 

Lumberjack match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera has been daring The Virtuosa to just bring the fight so they can settle this, and she finally got Deonna to accept this fight! With the AEW Women’s Division surrounding the ring, will there be no running and hiding for Deonna now? Or will she still find a way to snatch away this win right out from under Rosa’s nose?

The bell rings, the two run up and start throwing hands! The fans fire up while the lumberjacks egg them on. Rosa puts Deonna on ropes, wrenches an arm, then whips. Deonna holds ropes to stop, and she bails out, but nope, Trish Adora and a few others are right there. However, Marina Shafir and Diamante are also there, they have the others stay back so Deonna can get herself in the ring. Deonna runs up on Rosa, Rosa dodges to mule kick. Rosa runs, DROPKICKS Deonna, and the fans fire up. Rosa stomps Deonna, runs and SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Deonna bails out, but is surrounded by Abadon, Leyla Hirsch, Rachael Ellering and more!

Deonna runs back into the ring, Rosa stomps her again. Rosa CHOPS Deonna to a corner, CHOPS her in the corner, and then whips corner to corner. Deonna reverses, runs up but Rosa mule kicks! Rosa goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Rosa is annoyed but she drags Deonna up. Deonna fires body shots, whips Rosa OUT, but Ellering and friends are there to help Rosa up. But Deonna gets Rosa in the ropes for a DRAPING DDT! Deonna soaks up the heat but she doesn’t have that many fans at ringside. Deonna stomps Rosa out, Ellering and friends are there to help Rosa, but Deonna stomps her again.

The fans rally for Rosa but Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges, and Deonna finds herself surrounded again! Ellering CLOBBERS Deonna and the fans fire up! Taya gets upset, but Ellering does her job of putting Deonna in. However, Taya crosses the line by grabbing Rosa’s feet on the apron! Rosa kicks her away while the other lumberjacks are arguing! Rosa goes up, but Deonna SLAPS her first! Deonna climbs up after Rosa, and she aims for the lumberjacks! SUPERPLEX onto the lumberjacks! The fans fire up as all 20 some odd ladies are down, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Taya and Diamante check on each other, being sometimes teammates and friends. They find Deonna and Rosa in the pile, get them in the ring, and Deonna stalks Rosa. Rosa fires body shots but Deonna fires a forearm! The forearms go back and forth, harder and harder, then Deonna KNEES low! Deonna throws Rosa by her hair, then soaks up the heat. Deonna taunts Rosa, drags her up, and wrenches an arm to YANK it! Deonna wrenches and YANKS the arm again, and then WRINGS it out! Rosa writhes, Deonna covers, TWO! Rosa snarls but Deonna stays on her and that arm. Deonna top wristlocks and wrangles Rosa down.

Rosa endures, even as Deonna endures. The lumberjacks rally the fans, and Rosa fights up to arm-drag free! Rosa runs up to wheelbarrow, victory roll and STOMP 182! Cover, TWO! Deonna toughs it out, Rosa drags her up, and Rosa fireman’s carries. Deonna fights with elbows, then shoves Rosa away to BOOT her down! Deonna storms around, drags Rosa up, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Rosa fights the straitjacket but Deonna puts it back on her, for a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa survives, Deonna TOSSES her out! And Taya is right there to slap her around! Diamante joins in, but Adora and the others stop the lumberjacks. Rosa DECKS Camron Bra’Nae (formerly NXT’s Amari Miller)! Diamante runs up, brawls with Rosa, but Rosa ROCKS her! Rosa HOTSHOTS Deonna, fires forearm son her, and the fans fire up! Rosa has Deonna on ropes, the ref counts, but Rosa lets off to run and DROPKICK! Deonna sputters and the fans fire up! Rosa drags Deonna up, fireman’s carries, and spins into the DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!

Deonna survives and shocks Rosa! The lumberjacks rally, the fans fire up, and Rosa vows to end this. Rosa scoops Deonna but Deonna somersault clutches, into an ARMBAR!! Rosa fights, stacks Deonna, TWO! Deonna BOOTS Rosa! But Rosa ROUNDHOUSES! Deonna returns, catches the lariat, for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Deonna and Rosa rise. Deonna reels Rosa in, Gotch Holds, but Rosa slips free to tuck Deonna! Deonna fights the lift, wrenches out, and she wrangles Rosa into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Rosa fights around, rolls through, but Deonna keeps the arm!

Rosa has the ROPEBREAK and the ref counts. Deonna lets off, drags Rosa up but Rosa TOSSES her out! Deonna and Rosa brawl at the ropes, the lumberjacks watching closely. Rosa fires a flurry, but Deonna HOTSHOTS the arm! Taya high-fives Deonna, but Ellering gets in Taya’s face. Rosa runs to SPEAR Deonna onto the lumberjacks! Another wild wipeout and the fans are thunderous! Rosa drags Deonna up to RAM her into steel steps! Rosa then stalks Deonna, but Diamante & Taya CLOBBER Ellering! The fans boo but Rosa drags Deonna up and into the ring. Rosa sees Diamante but Diamante fires hands first!

The fans boo but Leyla goes after Diamante, payback for ROH’s Lights Out match! Deonna is in the ring, the count is climbing, and it is getting chaotic on the outside! Red Velvet is after Billie Starkz, a preview of their ROH Women’s World TV Championship match, and then Taya sneaks Deonna a spare turnbuckle bar! Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa!! The ref misses all of this as Deonna covers, Deonna wins!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

Well, call this one a team effort as Taya even raises Deonna’s hand in victory! Deonna hurries away before Rosa knows what hit her, but will Rosa ever get her revenge?

 

The Patriarchy heads for gorilla position.

Christian Cage is ready to lead his family to victory, but watching in the background is Kip Sabian. Will Mr. Superbad have something to say about AEW’s “Father of the Year” becoming a champion?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Be ready on August 1st as we’ll have a special Thursday Night Collision! Still at regular time of 8 PM Eastern on TNT, tickets on sale now!

 

Vacated Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Patriarchy!

Juice Robinson & The Gunns didn’t like that AEW management stripped them of these titles just because Jay White got hurt, but they were at least given this title opportunity to win the titles back. Will Rock Hard Robinson, Fully Cocked Colten, and… Austin make The Switchblade proud? Or will Christian Cage and his “sons,” Nick Wayne & Killswitch/Luchasaurus triumph together?

The introductions are made, the belts are displayed, and only one trio can leave with them after tonight!

Fans chant for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” and they cheer as he rips off the shirt! The trios sort out and we start with Austin and Nick. Austin fires up, the fans are with him, and the two tie up. They go around, Austin digs in his heels to then wrench, wristlock, and headlock. Nick pries free to headlock back, but Austin powers out. Nick pulls hair, mocks the finger guns, then reels Austin back in for a takeover. Austin headscissors, Nick kips free but roles reverses as Austin hits a takeover but Nick headscissors. Austin kips free, blocks the arm-drag and he whips Nick for a hip toss. Nick flips through, Austin shoves him away then dodges to hip toss and QUICK DRAW!

The fans fire up while Nick scrambles away! Austin stares the Patriarchy down, so Christian tags in! The fans boo but then Austin points to Juice. The fans chant for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” again so Austin tags him in! The fans fire up as Juice and Christian stare down. They circle, but then Christian tags out to Killswitchasaurus. The fans boo but now the dinosaur steps into the ring. The two tie up, Juice puts Luchasaurus in a corner and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Luchasaurus just steps up to Juice. Juice CHOPS again, and again! Luchasaurus swings, Juice dodges to kick, but Luchasaurus blocks to CHOP Juice down!

The fans boo but Luchasaurus stands Juice up. Juice BITES Luchasaurus’ hand! Juice stomps a foot, CLUBS away on Luchasaurus, then runs. Christian gets a cheap shot in! And a HOTSHOT! HEADBUTT from Luchasaurus! The fans boo more but The Patriarchy soaks it up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Luchasaurus drags Juice up to fire off hands in the corner! The ref counts, Luchasaurus tags Christian and Christian fires hands. Christian talks trash right in Juice’s face, but he lets off to talk smack on the Gunns. Nick CHOKES Juice in the distraction! Christian storms up, Juice fires body shots in return! Christian CLUBS Juice for it! Christian stomps away on Juice, rains down fists, but The Gunns coach Juice up. Christian drags Juice up, tags Nick, and they mug Juice. Nick whips Juice to ropes, then UPPERCUTS him down! Nick pushes Juice to a cover, ONE!! Juice is tougher than that but Nick drags him up.

Nick bumps Juice off buckles, tags in Luchasaurus, and they mug Juice. Luchasaurus puts Juice on ropes to CHOP him down! Luchasaurus CHOKES Juice on ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and Luchasaurus stalks Juice to a corner. Luchasaurus whips corner to corner, runs up and YAKUZA BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus drags Juice up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Nick. Nick drags Juice out to snapmare, then he scrapes his soles on JIuice’s face! Nick runs to KICK Juice in the back! Nick sucker punches Austin, then scurries away. Collision returns to single picture as Juice THROWS Nick away!

The fans fire up while Nick and Juice crawl, hot tag to Colten! Colten rallies on Nick, then dodges Luchasaurus to DROPKICK him! Colten swings on Christian but Christian gets away. Colten runs to STINGER SPLASH Nick! Colten keeps moving, and he hits the crossover NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Colten drags Nick over, tags in Austin, and Austin bumps Nick off buckles. Austin fires hands, ROCKS Nick, then runs corner to corner and back again, only for Nick to dodge! Austin’s splash sends him tumbling up and out to the floor! Colten checks on his brother but Nick smirks. Nick goes out to fetch Austin and puts him in the ring.

Austin flounders, Nick stomps him around, then covers, TWO! Nick drags Austin over, tags Christian, and they CLAW Austin’s back! The ref reprimands but Christian CHOKES Austin on ropes! The ref counts, Christian lets off, and Christian taunts Colten. Christian drags Austin up to snapmare, then he ELBOWS Austin in the head. Christian CLAWS Austin’s face, tags Luchasaurus, and they mug Austin. Luchasaurus CHOPS Austin in the corner, brings him around, and wrenches for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Austin is still in this but Luchasaurus drags him back up. Luchasaurus puts him in the corner but Austin BOOTS!

Austin ELBOWS Nick, glares at Christian, but then goes up and over! Hot tag to Juice! Juice CLOBBERS Nick, scares Christiani off, but Nick kicks. Nick goes up and up, but Juice avoids the cutter! JAB! JAB! JAB! “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Nick survives but Juice drags Nick up. Juice whips, Christian gets Nick out of th ering to safety. But Juice PLANCHAS them both down! The father and son take a fall, Juice puts Nick in. But Luchasaurus grabs Juice! Colten & Austin CLOBBER Luchasaurus first! They then whip Luchasaurus hard into railing! Luchasaurus tumbles up and over!

Nick is in the ring, Juice LARIATS him in the corner! The fans fire up as Juice goes corner to corner for a CANNONBALL! Juice drags Nick up, reels him in, suplex and JACKHAMMER! Cover, Christian breaks it! But Austin is there! And Colten, too! Christian is surrounded! Christian tries to run for it but he gets reeled into a BIG atomic drop! Austin ROCKS Christian! Colten ROCKS Christian! Juice DECKS Christian! The fans fire up as The Guns DOUBLE LARIAT Christian and themselves out of the ring! Nick sneaks up on Juice, but Juice blocks the low blow! Nick’s being a bad boy, Juice reels him in!

Juice FALLING POWERBOMBS Nick! High stack, TWO!! Nick survives and Juice is beside himself! Juice drags Nick to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Nick anchors him! Luchasaurus returns to grab Juice, for a SUPER CHOKE SLAM!! Nick goes up and up and tags Christian, so he can ARIHARA MOONSAULT the Gunns! Christian is up, to FROG SPLASH Juice! Cover, TWO?!? Juice survives and Christian is furious! The fans are thunderous but Christian hauls Juice up. Nick runs in, but Juice DUMPS Nick out hard! Christian CLUBS Juice for that, brings him to Luchasaurus, but then Juice ducks! The HEADBUTTS his Christian!

Christian staggers, Juice reels him in, JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!! And with just nanoseconds to spare! Austin drags Nick out, they brawl! Colten intercepts Luchasaurus, but Christian pokes Juice in the eyes! Christian chicken wings Juice for the KILL- NO, Juice spins that around on him! But then Christian grabs the ref! Mother Shayna MACES Juice!! Christian turns Juice around, KILLSWITCH!! Cover, Patriarchy wins!

Winners: The Patriarchy, by pinfall (NEW Unified World Trios Champions)

Christian promised his family they’d have championships together, and it would seem his promise came true! The lights flicker, but they stay up. Was that just a glitch? Or is there something Christian is overlooking?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here to start the “Road to Wembley” series in the ESports Stadium. The stage and ramp look great, but this new theme song they’re using instead of Elton John is not a good song. It has like marching band drums but still tries to be rock ‘n’ roll, they need to scrap it and try again. That aside, Darby VS Mortos was a great opener, and Darby of course won to bring momentum into Blood & Guts. Good promo from Darby to officially challenge Jack Perry for the TNT Championship, you can bet that’s happening. A shame for Skye Blue getting hurt tonight, but taking a crossbody from that high up is hard to judge. Hopefully the injury isn’t too severe. But good promo from Shida after to call out Britt, that’ll be a great match for Dynamite.

Great match from Fenix and Nese, and great win for Fenix, even if that was the extent of things. Great debut for Hologram/Holo.grm, formerly Aramis in AAA. He got to show a lot of what he can do, and even then I think there’s even more in his arsenal he held back. Great match from Roddy VS Ishii but I should’ve figured Taven & Bennett would show up to help Roddy win. Mark and Kyle running out there was logical, and no Cassidy was curious. It subtly builds that new moodiness to Cassidy, given he was in his more negative, dark denim and Pixies song mood on Dynamite. But great promo from Mark to hype up Blood & Guts as well as Death Before Dishonor.

Likewise, great promo from The Acclaimed with Billy making them get serious. Angry Acclaimed could make for some interesting stuff, especially if they kept it up towards their title match. Speaking of, FTR had a great promo but them setting a goal for another match with The Bucks at All In, I guess I was right to think that was the plan all along. Battle of the Belts 11 is coming so maybe that’s where we get Bucks VS Acclaimed? If that’s the case, then it feels like a given that Bucks win to go on to All In, which is a shame for The Acclaimed. Very good promo from Jericho to call out Suzuki, though I don’t think it added anything. They’re maybe leaning a little too hard into Jericho always needing TV time no matter the show, but whatever.

Good promo from Dusty & The Von Erichs, but did they really need to wait until AEW was back in Texas to get that trio going again? Well, given who the new trios champs are, I wouldn’t mind seeing Dusty & The Von Erichs going after The Patriarchy, especially with the obvious “Christian can bring up Dusty” promo waiting to be used. The trios championship match was great stuff, and they did a really good job making us think Bang Bang Gang was gonna win. But being Heels, Christian & The Patriarchy of course won via cheating. The flickering lights were a very subtle nod to The House of Black, but I would’ve preferred just a full tease, maybe just The House applauding from the tron and saying they’ll see Christian soon. And with Kip Sabian watching backstage, I feel like maybe Kip is the third man while Buddy Murphy is away.

My Score: 8.8/10


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