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Gino Rivera stops by and causes havoc and Miranda and Greg discuss the booking decisions at Impact Wrestling’s Bound For Glory–on YouTube!



Gino Rivera stops by and causes havoc and Miranda and Greg discuss the booking decisions at Impact Wrestling’s Bound For Glory–on YouTube!

Wrestling’s favorite left-handed PLPs–Miranda Morales and Greg DeMarco–bring you another edition of The #Miranda Show–video style on YouTube!!

Miranda welcomes independent wrestling star Gino Rivera to the podcast to talk about his own training, becoming a trainer himself, and IZW NAV30. Gino takes things in his own direction before finally getting a reaction out of (IZW promoter) Greg DeMarco–before Gino was somehow magically dropped from the podcast.

Miranda brings things back to order (sort of) to discuss Impact Wrestling’s Bound For Glory pay-per-view and the booking decisions that puzzled her and Greg the most.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/29/24)

Nautelle Wetlands, Night two!



The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 55

HPW uses the leap year to do big things! The Gerudo Sisterhood dominated, who else makes it through to the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals in March?


  • HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Midna VS The Great Fairy; Midna wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Power Semifinal: Scaldera VS Yunobo; Yunobo wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Iron Knuckle VS Zelda; Zelda wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Taro Blanco VS Skull Kid; Skull Kid wins and advances.


HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

For the first time, the Triforce Tournament’s semifinal round is two nights, and night one was a huge success! Especially for The Gerudo Sisterhood, as Tali, Aveil & Riju are into the finals! But tonight might be even bigger with the heavyweights and hard-hitters stepping up! The UnderWorld Order still has life with Scaldera, but the third-generation Goron superstar is on a roll! Iron Knuckle and the Princess of Hyrule meet for the first time 1v1, will success be Forged By Violence? And in the main event, it could be the redemption story of the decade as Skull Kid must take on Taro Blanco! Will Skull Kid’s next chapter have a happy ending?

But first, another Gerudo awaits as Nabooru is through to the finals of the HPW Goddess Championship Contender’s Tournament! The Twilight Princess wants to get back to the title to have revenge on Ruto, but another icon stands in her way. Will the Great Fairy join her old rival in the finals to then have a shot at another old rival? HPW in Nautelle Wetlands, night two, starts now!


HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Midna VS The Great Fairy!

The Twilight Princess tried to pull off the ultimate double header back at HyruleMania 4 but could not make it through seven total opponents! Can she rebound by defeating just one? Or will Midna be made to move on from the title scene?

The bell rings and the fans already sing, “Midna Midna Midna, Midna Midna Midna! La la lala la, la la lala la!” Midna smiles as she and Great Fairy circle. They feel things out, Great Fairy shoots in but Midna holds off the leg takedown. Midna facelocks, they go around, Great Fairy wrenches out and wristlocks, but Midna rolls, trips Great Fairy and has a toehold. Great Fairy kicks at Midna with her free leg, but Midna grabs that, too. Midna rolls back and gets Great Fairy in a LEG TRAP CRADLE! Cover, TWO! Great Fairy scrambles away and fans cheer while Midna smirks. Great Fairy cools off and the two reset.

The fans rally up again as the two circle. They feel things out again and tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. They go around, Great Fairy headlocks then hits a takeover. Midna headscissors, Great Fairy kips free, and roles reverse as Midna hits the headlock takeover. Great Fairy headscissors and holds tight as Midna tries to get free. Midna moves around, pops free and jumps on Great Fairy for a headlock. Great Fairy headscissors again and keeps on the squeeze. Great Fairy turns over and throws Midna! Great Fairy holds on and turns over to throw Midna again! Midna’s done something like this before, and now she’s tasting her own medicine!

Great Fairy turns over again but Midna pops out the back. TWILIGHT- NO, Great Fairy gets out of the way! Midna tumbles, gets to her feet, and Great Fairy DROPKICKS her down! Great Fairy fires up and the fans are torn as Midna rises back up. Great Fairy runs up, but Midna dodges and runs the ropes. Great Fairy dodges Midna’s boot to run the ropes, but runs into Midna’s SPEAR! The fans fire up, Midna covers, TWO! Great Fairy survives and Midna grows frustrated but the fans rally back up. Midna stalks Great Fairy to a corner and stomps her. Referee Maron Ron Ron counts, Midna lets off at 4.

Midna stands Great Fairy up, and CHOPS! Fans “WOO~!” while Great Fairy hobbles to another corner. Midna follows her, and CHOPS again! Great Fairy hobbles away as the fans “WOO~” again. Midna puts Great Fairy in a third corner, but Great Fairy dodges the chop! Great Fairy fires off a windmill of haymakers as the fans are torn! Maron counts, Great Fairy lets off at 4, fires herself up and runs, but Midna follows to SPLASH her in the other corner! Midna reels Great Fairy in but Great Fairy fights the suplex with elbows! Great Fairy throws body shots and forearms, backing Midna down.

Great Fairy UPPERCUTS Midna, Midna wobbles, Great Fairy ROLLING- NO, Midna catches her for an EXPLODER! Fans fire up with Midna, but Great Fairy’s right back to her feet! Great Fairy catches Midna for a BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! Great Fairy keeps her focus and she rallies the fans up. Great Fairy aims from a corner, waves her arms around as she gathers energy, and Midna rises up. Great Fairy runs up, THE BLESSING! Cover off the jump kick, TWO!! Midna survives and shocks The Great Fairy but the fans are loving it! Great Fairy pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and Great Fairy waits on Midna to rise back up.

Great Fairy chicken wings and turns Midna, but Midna shoves The Great Fairy away! Then CHOPS her on the back! Fans “WOO~!”  while Great Fairy grits her teeth as her shoulder blades are stinging. Midna then CHOPS Great Fairy in the chest! Fans “WOO~!” again while Great Fairy is stinging again. Great Fairy ROCKS Midna with a forearm! Midna CHOPS again! Great Fairy ROCKS Midna, Midna CHOPS Great Fairy, and the fans fire up as they go back and forth! Great Fairy gets the edge, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Midna wobbles, Great Fairy wrenches her to a hammerlock, then slips around to HAMMERLOCK LARIAT! #TheCurse! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up again while The Great Fairy loses her cool! “This is Awesome!” as Great Fairy drags Midna into a drop zone. Great Fairy climbs the corner, and MOONSAULTS, but she has to land out of it as Midna moves! Great Fairy rolls back to her feet, Midna runs in, but Great Fairy sends the Spear into POST! Great Fairy rolls Midna up, with a bridge! TWO!! Great Fairy jumps up and up to CROSSBODY! But Midna rolls through! Midna carries Great Fairy for a FALL AWAY SLAM! The fans are thunderous as Great Fairy tumbles and Midna takes aim! Great Fairy sits up, into TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, TWO?!?

No one can believe it, least of all Midna! Great Fairy staggers around, Midna BOOTS her! Great Fairy rebounds, THE BLESSING!! Midna staggers and falls right out of the ring!! The fans are thunderous while Great Fairy sits up and realizes what happened! Great Fairy can’t believe her misfortune! Great Fairy hurries out after Midna, drags her up, and gets her back in the ring. Great Fairy drags Midna up again with chicken wings. She turns Midna around, but Midna lifts her up in a Reverse Gory Especial! Great Fairy slips free, trips Midna, and body scissors her! Great Fairy turns Midna over, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!

Fans fire up again while Great Fairy still keeps the body scissors! Great Fairy fires away forearms on Midna’s neck and shoulders! Fans are torn, Maron wants to check Midna but Great Fairy hooks the arms again. Great Fairy drags Midna up but Midna resists the turn. Midna powers Great Fairy backwards into buckles! Midna’s arms are free, but Great Fairy jumps on for a SLEEPER! Midna stays up with Great Fairy as a backpack! Midna RAMS into the buckles again, and again, and again! Great Fairy still holds on so Midna runs forward, BACKPACK SENTON! Both women are down and the fans are thunderous again!

Maron starts a standing count as the two stir. The fans rally up, Great Fairy stands first, and she ROCKS Midna with a forearm! Midna ROCKS Great Fairy back! Great Fairy SOBATS, front kicks, and- NO, Midna swats the roundhouse and CHOPS! But Great Fairy ROUNDHOUSES Midna after all! Great Fairy reels Midna back in for the chicken wings, but Midna drops down! Midna rolls back to wheelbarrow, victory FACEBUSTER! Midna then turns Great Fairy over and ties up the legs! Cover, MIDNA WINS!

Winner: Midna, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

An instant classic from some living legends, and it’s a technical move that ends it between them! Midna is moving on, will she be returning to the Goddess title?


Bracket of Power Semifinal: Scaldera VS Yunobo!

The Burning Abomination is the uWo’s last chance in the Triforce Tournament, but he’s a strong chance. But the young Goron said himself that he can handle the heat! Will Yunobo steamroll his way to the finals? Or will he melt under more than just the bright lights?

The bell rings and the fans rally. The two stare down, approach, and feel things out. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, are in a deadlock, and the fans cheer on “YU-NO-BO! YU-NO-BO!” Scaldera uses his height for leverage, but Yunobo digs his heels in. Yunobo shoves Scaldera back, but Scaldera BOOTS Yunobo! Yunobo rebounds off ropes, Scaldera goes to hip toss, but Yunobo’s too big! Yunobo then point-blank LARIATS Scaldera down! The fans fire up and Yunobo flexes. Yunobo drags Scaldera up and puts him in a corner, to then whip corner to corner. Yunobo runs in, but Scaldera dodges! And GAMANGIRIS!

Fans boo as Scaldera makes Yunobo sit down. Scaldera stomps a mudhole in, the ref reprimands and counts, but Scaldera lets off at 4. Scaldera drags Yunobo up, reels him in, but Yunobo is also too big to suplex! Scaldera CLUBS away on Yunobo’s back, then tries again, but he still can’t suplex Yunobo! Yunobo back drops Scaldera away! The fans fire up and Yunobo storms up on Scaldera, but Scaldera uses the ropes as defense. The ref counts, Yunobo backs off, but Scaldera kicks low with a cheap shot! The ref reprimands and the fans boo, but Scaldera CLAWS at Yunobo’s face! Fans boo more and the ref reprimands again.

Scaldera lets off and Yunobo staggers away. Scaldera then runs up behind Yunobo to KNEE him out of the ring! Fans boo more but Scaldera soaks up the heat. Yunobo staggers back up to his feet, still has a hard time seeing but finds his way to the apron. Scaldera BOOTS Yunobo down off the apron! Fans continue to boo but Scaldera goes out after Yunobo. Scaldera CLUBS Yunobo, follows him around the way, and he runs Yunobo right into barriers! Yunobo tumbles up and over into the timekeeper’s area! Fans boo more but Scaldera leaves Yunobo behind as he goes into the ring. Scaldera shouts for the count so the ref starts a count.

Scaldera paces while Yunobo stirs, and Yunobo drags himself up at 4 of 10. Yunobo finds his way out of the timekeeper’s area, hobbles over to the ring, and rolls in at 7. The fans cheer but Scaldera runs up to KICK Yunobo in the side! The fans boo again but Scaldera puts Yunobo in the ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Scaldera lets off at 4, then KICKS the ropes to jam Yunobo up! Yunobo coughs and sputters, Scaldera soaks up the heat from the fans, then stalks Yunobo to a corner. Scaldera grabs Yunobo to BITE his forehead! The fans boo, the ref reprimands and counts, but Scaldera lets off at 4.

Scaldera spits, not liking the taste of Yunobo, and he ROCKS Yunobo with a forearm! Scaldera hauls Yunobo up onto the top rope, then climbs up after him. Fans rally up as Yunobo resists the superplex! Scaldera throws down fists, then tries again. Yunobo still resists, throws body shots, then slips under Scaldera! FALLING POWERBOMB! Fans fire up again and Yunobo crawls to a cover, TWO! Yunobo is frustrated but the fans still rally behind him. Yunobo drags Scaldera up to a fireman’s carry, but Scaldera claws the eyes again! The fans boo more and the ref reprimands, but Scaldera shoves Yunobo into the ref!

Fans boo as the ref falls, but Yunobo block the low blow! Yunobo uses the leg to trip Scaldera up then turn him over to fireman’s carry! GORON DROP! Cover, but no ref! The fans boo and Yunobo is frustrated all over again. And then it only gets worse because here comes Ted Beedle Ossi & Majora! Fans boo as hard as ever but Beedle sends Majora in. Yunobo brawls with Majora, but then Scaldera joins in! They beat Yunobo down, then Majora stands Yunobo up. Scaldera runs to CYCLONE BOOT! Fans still boo but Scaldera then drags Yunobo up so Majora can aim from a corner. Majora runs in, TORPEDO MAJORA!

Beedle gets the ref up and in as Majora slides out. Scaldera shouts to the ref as he covers Yunobo, TWO?!? Yunobo survives and shocks everyone! Beedle shouts, “HOW?!” and Scaldera is furious! Scaldera hauls Yunobo up, whips him but Yunobo reverses. Yunobo runs in to SPLASH, then keeps going corner to corner! Yunobo comes back and CANNONBALLS! fans fire up but Majora gets up on the apron! Majora shouts at Yunobo as he drags Scaldera up and the ref tells him to get down! Scaldera goes to bite Yunobo’s face again! Yunobo TOSSES Scaldera away, into Majora! Fans cheer as Majora falls onto Beedle!

Scaldera staggers and falls, Yunobo runs to somersault, ROLLING THUNDER! Scaldera sputters, the fans fire up, and Yunobo goes up a corner! The fans are thunderous for the DIVING SPLASH! Cover, Yunobo wins!

Winner: Yunobo, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The UnderWorld Order regroups and retreats, furious in their failure! Yunobo is set for a showdown with Tali, who will prove they have the power?


Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Iron Knuckle VS Zelda!

Iron Knuckle has proved to be a hybrid of strength and technique, but the Princess of Hyrule still set the bar for title reigns, showing how to win for two years straight! Will Zelda keep going until she’s once again on top of HPW? Or will this tournament be Forged By Violence?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, circle some more, then tie up. Knuckle uses size for leverage to push Zelda back and puts her on the ropes. The ref counts, Knuckle lets off slowly, and he stares Zelda down. Zelda keeps cool and the two reset. They circle, feel things out again, and Zelda shoots in to go for a leg. Knuckle holds off the takedown, brings Zelda up and GUT WRENCH PLEXES! Cover, TWO! Zelda bails right out while fans rally up again. Knuckle storms out after Zelda and CHOPS her! Fans “WOO~!” while Knuckle follows Zelda around the way. Knuckle turns Zelda around to CHOP again!

Zelda goes around the corner again and they’re at the ramp side. Knuckle stalks Zelda up the ramp, turns her around again, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches and PELES the arm! Knuckle shakes the arm out, and Zelda clamps on for a COBRA TWIST! The fans rally, the ring count climbs, and Zelda starts raining down elbow after elbow! Zelda waits until 7 of 10, lets Knuckle go, and runs down the ramp to slide into the ring! Knuckle hurries but hobbles, and slides in at 9! The fans cheer, but then Zelda PENALTY KICKS Knuckle down! Cover, TWO! Zelda keeps on Knuckle by going after the arm!

Fans rally and duel a simple “YES! YES!” “NO! NO!” as Zelda wants the Fujiwara! Knuckle resists, rolls Zelda up, TWO, and Zelda goes back for the arm. Knuckle slips free and goes to ropes, the fans cheer as the two stand off. Knuckle composes himself and resets with Zelda. They feel things out, and then Knuckle ROCKS Zelda with a forearm! Fans are torn, Knuckle CHOPS Zelda, then JABS her to a corner! Knuckle JABS, JABS, JABS, then fires off hands from all sides! Fans are torn again while the ref counts, and Knuckle lets off, to then DECK Zelda with a forearm! Fans cheer and jeer while Knuckle soaks it all up.

Zelda flounders along ropes to another corner and Knuckle storms up. Knuckle CHOPS again, fans “WOO~!” and Knuckle hauls Zelda up to the top rope. Knuckle tucks Zelda in! Knuckle carries Zelda off the corner, but Zelda fights free! Zelda then jumps on, GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Fans fire up again as Zelda has the body scissors! Knuckle stays up on his feet, powers through and suplexes, only for Zelda to slip around into a SLEEPER! Zelda’s a backpack with the body scissors back on, but Knuckle still stays up! Knuckle BACKPACK SENTONS! The fans fire up while both of them are down!

The ref checks both Zelda and Knuckle, they’re okay to continue, so a standing count begins. They both stir and slowly sit up at 4 of 10, and they head for each other. They go forehead to forehead, Zelda grits her teeth and it seems like Knuckle is talking some trash. They both stand up at 6 of 10, the fans rally up, and the forearms start flying! The fans fire up as the two go back and forth, no slowing down! Zelda gets the edge but Knuckle eggs her on! Zelda fires more and more and more forearms! But then Knuckle DECKS her with one! The fans go nuts while Knuckle just stands over Zelda as she sits up in a daze.

Knuckle taunts Zelda, kicks at her, then CHOPS! Fans “WOO~” while Zelda falls back, but then she sits back up! Zelda grits her teeth again, but Knuckle CHOPS her again! Zelda sits back up and the fans rally behind her! Knuckle winds up, CHOPS, but Zelda clenches her jaw to stay up! So Knuckle drops in and around for REBONACK CLUTCH!! Zelda flails and reaches out while fans fire up, ROPEBREAK! The fans fire up more but Knuckle holds on until the ref counts 4! Zelda sputters, but Knuckle drags her right up and tries the Rebonack again! The ref reprimands but Zelda grabs an arm!

Zelda pulls the arm, bends the fingers, and then hits and ELBOW BREAKER! Knuckle clutches that arm, Zelda KICKS that arm, then RAMS Knuckle into buckles, shoulder first! Fans fire up while Knuckle still clutches the arm. Zelda grabs at it, Knuckle shoves her away with his good arm then CHOPS! Zelda again grits her teeth as she fights to stay standing! Zelda KICKS Knuckle’s bad arm again, Knuckle ROCKS her with a forearm! Zelda wobbles, but she KICKS the bad arm again! Knuckle takes another swing but Zelda blocks then BACK ELBOWS! Zelda then grabs the bad arm and wrangles Knuckle into a chicken wing!

Knuckle fights off the crossface and fans fire up! Knuckle backs Zelda up into buckles and is free of the chicken wing. But then Zelda runs up from behind and hops onto Knuckle’s shoulders! POISON- NO! Knuckle fights off the poison-rana and brings Zelda back up! But she turns the Electric Chair into a victory roll! TWO, but Zelda hurries after the bad arm again! She gets the chicken wing but Knuckle rolls, picks Zelda up as a backpack again, but Zelda throws elbows! Zelda shifts into an IRON OCTOROK! Fans fire up as Zelda pulls on the bad arm! Knuckle endures, pops his good arm free and arm-drags Zelda! But Zelda arm-drags Knuckle!

Zelda gets the ARMBAR! Fans are thunderous as Knuckle high stacks Zelda! TWO, Zelda keeps the arm, ARMBAR! Knuckle fights, moves around, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! The fans fire up more, Knuckle stays up on his feet, and he deadlifts Zelda for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Knuckle is frustrated, he clutches the bad arm, but he still drags Zelda up. Zelda gives him a HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTT! Both of them fall over, Zelda falling on the cover! TWO!!! Knuckle survives and the fans are thunderous again! Zelda and Knuckle both slowly rise, the fans rally up, and Knuckle quickly fireman’s carries! GORON DROP!

Both of them are down again and the fans rally more! They both rise again, and Zelda CLUBS Knuckle! Knuckle SLAPS Zelda! Fans lose their minds while Zelda SLAPS back! Knuckle fires shots from all sides, has Zelda on ropes, and throws knees! The ref counts, Knuckle lets off with a BIG knee! Zelda falls, Knuckle storms up but Zelda BOOTS from below! Zelda hurries after Knuckle for UPPERCUTS and forearms! Zelda UPPERCUTS Knuckle down and the fans fire up with her! Zelda drags Knuckle up to whip, but Knuckle blocks it! Only for the bad arm to jam! Zelda goes for the arm, Knuckle scrambles to a corner for the ROPEBREAK!

Zelda lets off, but then DROPKICKS the arm! Knuckle clutches the elbow, Zelda grabs at the elbow again, but Knuckle shoves her away. Zelda runs back up, Knuckle dodges and Zelda rebounds, into a SNAP POWERSLAM!! Knuckle clutches the arm, covers, TWO! Knuckle goes for an ARMBAR of his own! Zelda hurries and turns Knuckle over, then slips out the back to go for the arm! Zelda’s really determined for an Impa Lock but Knuckle fights up again. Zelda shifts to hook a leg, FISHERMAN BACK SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Knuckle escapes, the fans are thunderous, and Zelda grabs both arms! Double chicken wing, CATTLE MUTILATION!!

The fans are thunderous as Knuckle endures! Knuckle flails, kicks, but Zelda flips back and shifts into a ghost pin! TWO!! Knuckle escapes and clutches his arm! Zelda snarls while the fans declare “This is Awesome!” Zelda RAMS Knuckle into a corner, waistlocks, but Knuckle holds onto the corner! Even with just one arm, he holds on! Knuckle REAR HEADBUTTS, then standing switches, GERMAN SUPLEX! Zelda flounders up, into a LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Zelda survives and the fans are electric! Both stars are down and the fans are rallying as hard as they can! “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Go, Knuckle!” Knuckle stands up, drags Zelda up and shoves her to a corner.

Knuckle puts Zelda up top, he tucks her in again! Knuckle carries Zelda off the corner, but Zelda throws punches to get free! Zelda fires forearm after forearm, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Zelda runs to ENZIGIRI the bad arm! And then a half nelson, REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Fans fire up with Zelda as she gets the chicken wing! IMPA LOCK!!! Knuckle flails, reaches out with arms and legs, ROPEBREAK!!! Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but there’s still the main event! Zelda winds up, Knuckle ducks the kick! Knuckle throws knee after knee into Zelda! Knuckle clinches, but Zelda throws elbow after elbow!

Zelda gets free, goes for the bad arm, but Knuckle PELES! Zelda staggers, rebounds, and jumps up to RANA! Cover, TWO and Knuckle sunset flips! TWO and Zelda high stacks! But Knuckle uses that to roll back and sit on the cover, TWO as Zelda sunset flips! TWO and now Knuckle high stacks, only for Zelda to roll back and PENALTY- NO, Knuckle ducks the kick and rolls Zelda up! TWO and Zelda omoplatas the arm! Zelda grabs the other arm, pulls on it, but Knuckle fights around! Zelda uses that to turn Knuckle, and gets a leg! SEAT BELT CRADLE! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The fans are thunderous as Zelda snatches this one away! The Princess of Hyrule is going back to the Bracket of Wisdom Finals, will she also return to the Triforce Tournament Finals and take it all?


Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Taro Blanco VS Skull Kid!

The lead Taro Loco derailed Byrne Lokoma while last year’s tournament winner is looking to prove what he can do all on his own. Will things be muy loco going into the finals? Or will Skull Kid find a way to keep the comeback going?

The bell rings and surprisingly, Skull Kid offers a handshake. Blanco kicks the hand away and fans boo. Skull Kid says okay, and he shoves Blanco! Blanco choke grips and shoves Skull right out of the ring! Blanco goes out after Skull Kid but Skull Kid fires hands! Blanco CHOPS Skull Kid and Skull Kid staggers away. Blanco then whips Skull hard into barriers! And then hard into more barriers! And then HARD into even more barriers! Blanco keeps going, sending Skull Kid into the fourth wall! Blanco then drags Skull Kidd up, brings him back around, and RAMS him into more barriers, then dribbles him off the side!

Fans boo but Rush grins and soaks up the heat. He talks right to the camera, saying the other finalists are perros, and Link is basura! Blanco goes back into the ring, but just to refresh the count. Blanco then dribbles Skull Kid off the barriers again, then goes back into the ring to soak up all the heat. Blanco watches Skull Kid stagger about, goes back out after him, and rips at the skull mask so he can claw at Skull Kid’s face! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands but Blanco smothers Skull Kid, then RAMS him into more railing! And then he TOSSES Skull over railing! Blanco points to a fan sign that says “BLANCO ES EL MEJOR!” then tranquilos on the apron.

Blanco waits while Skull Kid drags himself up. The ring count starts, Blanco goes out after Skull Kid and brings a chair over. Sahasrahla reprimands but Blanco sets the chair up and SMACKS Skull Kid off it! And then does it again! Then he pushes Skull Kid down and picks up the chair. Sahasrahla reprimands again, Blanco slides the chair into the ring. Sahasrahla fetches that but Blanco grabs another chair! Skull Kid dodges the chair shot and CHOPS back! Blanco DECKS Skull Kid! Blanco drags Skull Kid up, puts him in the ring and soaks up the heat. Sahasrahla checks Skull Kid’s bloody forehead. Skull Kid is still in this, so Blanco slides back into the ring.

Blanco stomps Skull Kid to a corner, digs his boot into Skull Kid’s face, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts. Blanco then HEADBUTTS away on Skull Kid, wanting to get that blood pouring more! Sahasrahla reprimands but Blanco tells him to back off. Blanco taunts the fans, then goes back to Skull Kid. Blanco drags Skull Kid up, CHOPS him, and Skull Kid falls over! Blanco swaggers around, goes back to Skull Kid, and Skull Kid sputters as he stands back up. Blanco revels in it, but then Skull Kid ELBOWS Blanco, ROCKS him, CHOPS him, and repeat! Skull Kid whips, Blanco reverses, but Skull Kid hits a REBOUND LARIAT! Blanco stays up!?

Blanco kicks Skull Kid around, then KICKS him in the chest! Blanco HEADBUTTS Skull Kid again, but Skull CHOPS! Blanco just scowls. Blanco taps Skull Kid low and dares him to bring the heat! So Skull Kid CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Skull Kid fires off CHOPS, Blanco roars, but Skull Kid SOBATS! Skull Kid runs, but into a JUMP KNEE! But Skull Kid DROPKICKS in return! Fans fire up with Skull Kid and he goes corner to corner, but into a SUPERKICK! Blanco goes up the corner but Skull Kid ROCKS him first! Skull Kid climbs, throws forearms, but Blanco throws them back! Skull Kid adjusts, Blanco CHOPS him, and he eggs Skull Kid on.

Skull Kid CHOPS, Blanco CHOPS, and again Blanco demands more of Skull Kid! So Skull Kid HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS! And then gets around to SUPER STEINER! Fans fire up as Blanco flounders! Skull Kid aims from a corner, but the other Taros Locos show up! They distract Skull Kid, fans boo, the ref reprimands but Blanco runs in! But Skull Kid ducks the lariat to trip Blanco! Skull Kid drags Blanco into an STF! Blanco reaches out, crawls around, drags Skull Kid along, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Los Taros Locos cheer as Skull Kid lets go. Both men go to the apron, and Blanco wipes some of Skull Kid’s blood onto himself!

Fans chant that Blanco’s sick, but Skull Kid CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Blanco CHOPS, Skull Kid CHOPS, then Skull Kid ducks and fires palm strike after palm strike! Blanco BOOTS Skull Kid, Skull Kid staggers, but he comes back, only for Blanco to OVERHEAD suplex to the floor! The fans lose their minds and Blanco is scowling. Sahasrahla checks Skull Kid but he’s somehow still in this! Blanco puts Skull Kid in the ring, stands on him for a cocky cover, TWO!!! Skull Kid isn’t done yet, so Blanco drags him up. Blanco dares Skull Kid to hit him. So Skull Kid SLAPS him! Blanco DECKS Skull Kid!

Blanco drags Skull Kid over, bumps him off buckles, and then stomps away on him! Sahasrahla counts, Blanco keeps after Skull Kid, but then Sahasrahla pulls Blanco back. Blanco shoves the ref! Sahasrahla and Blanco argue, Skull Kid rolls Blanco up, with tights!! SKULL KID WINS!!

Winner: Skull Kid, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

Fans can’t believe it but Skull Kid snatches this away from Blanco! But now Los Taros Locos beat Skull Kid down! They won’t let this stand, even though they tried to cheat first! But wait! Groose, Tingle & Ladrona rush out here! Fans fire up as The Good, The Bad & The Studly brawl with Los Taros Locos! Blanco bails out, but Rojo ducks Tingle’s clothesline, only for Ladrona to DDT him down! Groose JABS, JABS and JABS Azul, then hits the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Los Taros Locos regroup and retreat while fans cheer. Groose looks to Skull Kid in the corner. Fans cheer as Groose offers a hand!

Skull Kid is hesitant, knowing he didn’t treat his friends right. But Groose says it’s okay, and he keeps his hand outstretched. Fans cheer for the “Studly Guys! Studly Guys!” Skull Kid takes the hand! Fans cheer as Groose helps him stand up, and they even hug it out! Fans cheer more as Groose holds up Skull Kid’s hand in victory! Skull Kid is headed back to the bracket finals, will he complete his redemption story?

My Thoughts:

Hooray for another round finished! I realize I made Knuckle VS Zelda the longest and most epic of the matches, but y’know, sometimes, that’s just how an event works. Another match outshines the main event one way or another. But I think Skull Kid winning out over Taro Blanco and then having a moment with his old friends, Groose & Tingle, would be a really good story beat, set up some stuff for the following months.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/28/24)

Nautelle Wetlands, Night one!



The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 54

To make the Fifth Annual Triforce Tournament the biggest one yet, HPW is giving the semifinals TWO NIGHTS of action! Plus, a special bonus!


  • HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Nabooru VS Cia; Nabooru wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Power Semifinal: Tali VS Bad Croc Scaly; Tali wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Aveil VS Donny B. Kool; Aveil wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Riju VS Grim Creeper; Riju wins and advances.


HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

As if year five wasn’t already big, HPW is going the extra mile for the semifinals! For the first time, we spend TWO NIGHTS on this round! And for night one, it is all Gerudo Sisterhood up in this piece! Er, at least, that’s how Shabonne put it on her social media. From start to finish, a different member of the team is in action, and even a special bonus! An HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s (mini) Tournament begins, and the Gerudo icon, Nabooru starts us off! Will “Naboo-nee-san” lead by example? Or will the Dark Forces’ Sorceress head back to former glory? HPW Triforce Tournament in the Nautelle Wetlands starts now!


HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Nabooru VS Cia!

A pioneer in Gerudo wrestling, having made her name in Mesa League Wrestling, Hebra Wrestling Heights and even the Hyrule Wrestling Federation, Nabooru has yet to hold HPW gold. Will she defeat a former Goddess Chamth, pion to take a step closer to that goal?

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally and duel, “Let’s Go, Cia!” “NA-BOO-RU!” The two tie up, go around, and Nabooru powers Cia back to ropes. Referee Maron Ron Ron counts, Nabooru lets off slowly, and then feints a punch to pat Cia on the shoulder. Fans applaud but Cia frowns as she resets with Nabooru. They tie up again, Nabooru powers Cia back again, but Cia pulls hair to turn things around! Maron reprimands and Cia lets go slowly, to then pie face Nabooru! Nabooru frowns at Cia while Cia just smirks smugly. Maron reprimands again but Nabooru storms up on Cia. Cia gets around and pulls Nabooru’s hair again!

Nabooru breaks free, swings but Cia ducks under! Cia SLAPS Nabooru and fans go nuts! Nabooru glares at Cia, storms up again, but Cia uses the ropes as defense. Maron has Nabooru back off, and then Cia runs up to sucker punch Nabooru! Cia grins as she headlocks and grinds Nabooru down. Nabooru endures, fights up and throws body shots. Cia knees low, then brings Nabooru around to bump off buckles. Cia stomps a mudhole in but lets off as Maron counts. Cia then goes up the corner, but Nabooru stands up to catch Cia! Nabooru drops Cia onto the top buckle, then ROLLING ELBOWS!

Fans fire up while Cia sits down in the corner. Nabooru goes to the opposite corner, runs back in, but has to stop as Cia bails out. Fans are torn but Nabooru goes out after Cia. Nabooru brings Cia around and puts her back in the ring, but Cia gets moving! Nabooru avoids the baseball slide dropkick while hitting an ASAI MOONSAULT! Fans lose their minds and Nabooru is all fired up! Nabooru puts Cia back in again, covers, TWO! Cia rolls away but Nabooru keeps her in the ring. Nabooru stomps Cia, sits her up, and clamps on a neck wrench. Fans rally while Cia endures, and she pries at the grip.

Nabooru pushes Cia down, drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Nabooru keeps on Cia with an armlock, but Cia fights up. Cia throws body shots, but Nabooru CHOPS! Fans “WOO~!” and Nabooru keeps the wristlock. Nabooru wrenches and CHOPS again! And then wrenches again, but Cia ROCKS her with a forearm! Cia then whips Nabooru hard into a corner! Nabooru staggers forward, into Cia’s SLINGBLADE! Volga must’ve taught her that one. Cia and Nabooru hurry back up, and Cia runs in to SLINGBLADE again! Cover, TWO! Cia is frustrated, but she hurries to clamp on with a chinlock. Fans rally as Cia grinds Nabooru down.

Nabooru fights up, pries at the hold, but Cia powers it on tighter. Cia shifts for a proper headlock, then hits a takeover. Cia grinds the headlock but Nabooru headscissors. Cia kips free, Nabooru reverses the roles with her own headlock and takeover. Nabooru fights off Cia’s headscissors, but then Cia pulls hair! Maron reprimands but Cia uses that to get her headlock back. Nabooru headscissors again, and she holds on tight this time to stop Cia’s kip. Cia moves around, rolls into a jackknife bridge, TWO as Nabooru bridges up! The fans cheer, and Nabooru spins Cia into a backslide! TWO, and Cia RANAS to a cover, TWO!

Cia gets up, takes a swing, but Nabooru gets under and around to waistlock. Nabooru lifts but Cia victory rolls through, to STOMP 182! Nabooru sputters, staggers to her feet, and Cia stalks her. Cia hits the BACKSTABBER, then the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Fans go nuts as Nabooru endures! Nabooru claws at the hold, claws at the mat, reaches around, and gets her one arm free! Cia keeps on the facelock part of the hold, but Nabooru powers her way forward to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Maron counts, and Cia lets go at 4. Cia is frustrated, and she dares Nabooru to get back up.

Nabooru fumbles up the ropes, Cia runs up, but Nabooru denies the backstabber this time! Cia staggers up now, and Nabooru runs up to waistlock, go to the ropes, and O’Conner Roll! With bridge- NO, Cia blocks the bridge! She has body scissors and rolls around with Nabooru, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! “This is Awesome!” as Nabooru escapes by a narrow margin! Cia argues with Maron but Maron says two is two! Cia rushes back up but Nabooru gets around to dragon sleeper! Fans fire up but Cia snapmares free! Cia goes for the crossface, but Nabooru rolls, facelocks, and URA N B R!! Fans fire up while Cia is in a daze, and Nabooru runs to SLIDING KNEE!

Nabooru rises and the fans are thunderous again! Nabooru drags Cia up into the dragon sleeper, for the proper N B R!! Cover, Nabooru wins!

Winner: Nabooru, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

What a wild finish to a wild start of the show! The Gerudo icon has a huge return win, will she make her way to the top of HPW?


Bracket of Power Semifinal: Tali w/ Shabonne VS Bad Croc Scaly!

The Dame of the Dunes came out the winner in a battle of beauty and brawn against Buliara in the opening round, but now things look to get ugly! Will Tali be able to get past the Swamp Boss of Arrow Club? Or will she be brought down by the Undertow?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up, the two tie up, and they’re in a deadlock! They break, talk a little smack, then tie up again. They’re in another deadlock, and then Scaly uses his height for leverage. He pushes Tali back a couple steps, but she digs in her heels and pushes Scaly back those same two steps. Scaly shifts and puts Tali up against ropes. The ref counts the ropebreak, Scaly lets off quickly and he stares Tali down. Tali eggs Scaly on while the two reset. They circle again, tie up, and Tali gets around to CLUB Scaly! And CLUB him again and again! Tali powers Scaly to ropes and whips, but Scaly blocks!

Tali tries to whip again but Scaly holds the ropes. The ref reprimands, Scaly CLUBS Tali’s arms to break free, then he ELBOWS Tali! Tali staggers, Scaly storms up on her and whips her to ropes. Tali holds the ropes to stop herself, Scaly runs in, and Tali DUMPS him out of the ring! The fans fire up as Scaly hits off the apron, but manages to land on his feet. Tali goes out after him, and Tali RAMS Scaly into the post! Scaly hobbles, Tali keeps him moving and RAMS him into railing! Fans fire up, Tali high-fives a few, and she continues following Scaly around the way. Tali CLUBS Scaly again, and they end up by the ramp.

Tali CLUBS Scaly again while the ring count is climbing. Scaly throws body shots in return! Scaly reels Tali in and fireman’s carries her! GORON DROP onto the ramp! Everyone felt that one, and Scaly leaves Tali behind. The ring count is 5 of 10 while Tali writhes. Shabonne coaches Tali and Tali rises up at 7. Tali hurries back to the ring and rolls in at 9! But then Scaly is there to drop a BIG ELBOW! Scaly drags Tali to a cover, TWO! Tali hangs tough and Scaly grows frustrated. Scaly sits Tali up for a neck wrench! The fans rally while Tali endures, and she fights her way up, only for Scaly to throw her down by her hair!

The ref reprimands but Scaly tells him to let off. Scaly looms over Tali as she sits up again. Scaly CLUBS Tali right in the chest! Tali sputters, Scaly sits her up again, and CLUBS her in the chest again! Scaly HIP DROPS Tali, then reels her into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Tali endures while fans are torn, but Scaly pulls her way back! Tali refuses to quit, the fans rally harder, and Tali gets her arms free! Tali manages to pick Scaly up! Fans go nuts as Tali has Scaly up like a backpack, and then BACKPACK SENTONS! Fans fire up while both of them are down! Scaly and Tali stir, so the ref starts a standing count.

Tali and Scaly crawl towards opposite corners. The count reaches 5 of 10, they both drag themselves up with the ropes, and they’re both standing by 7. The fans cheer, and Scaly runs corner to corner! Tali dodges and Scaly hits buckles! Tali comes back and RAMS into Scaly! Fans fire up and Tali keeps moving, to RAM into Scaly again! Tali brings Scaly out and tries to torture rack?! Scaly might be too big for Tali to lift like that! Yep, Tali’s back won’t let her and Scaly is free. Scaly grabs Tali by the neck and prepares his thumb! GRE- NO! Tali ducks the Grenade and kicks low! Tali then fireman’s carries Scaly!

Fans fire up as Tali manages a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Tali roars and the fans fire up more! Tali aims from a corner, Scaly staggers to his feet, and Tali runs in to SPEAR!! Cover, Tali wins!

Winner: Tali, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

Another powerful victory for the Dame of the Dunes! Will she be just the first of three to head for the next round?


Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Aveil VS Donny B. Kool!

So far so good for the Gerudo Sisterhood! But now, the Desert Flower takes on the Original Geru, and he is vibing like never before! Will Aveil keep up with Nabooru and Tali? Or will Donny make a big splash going into the bracket finals?

The bell rings and the fans are singing both ways, “Aveeeil~! Aveil, Aveil, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” “Aveeeil~, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny is digging the remix as he circles with Aveil. They feel things out, they tie up, and they go around. Aveil pushes Donny back to steps, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny pushes Aveil back two steps, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil pushes Donny, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny pushes Aveil, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil breaks the collar ‘n’ elbow, but Donny still steps back, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!”

Aveil is a little annoyed, but she and Donny tie up again. They go around, Donny puts Aveil in a corner, the ref counts, and Donny lets off at 4. Donny takes two steps at a time to stay on beat with “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny and Aveil reset, tie up again, and Aveil wrenches to a wristlock. Donny works on an escape while fans rally. Donny rolls, spins on the mat, and wrenches Aveil back. Fans cheer as Aveil now works on her escape. Aveil slips through, wrenches then hammerlocks, then headlocks, spins, drop toeholds, then rolls over Donny to facelock, and fans cheer the technical display.

Donny fights up while fans rally. Donny takes two steps to the left, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Then two steps to the right, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil CLUBS Donny, suplexes, but Donny knees free! Donny spins and sweeps the legs with his tail! Then Donny SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO! Donny keeps cool and he stalks Aveil to a corner. Donny stomps, stomps! “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Stomp stomp, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” The ref reprimands and counts, but Donny brings Aveil up. Donny whips corner to corner, but Aveil reverses. Donny goes up and over but Aveil stops from hitting buckles.

Aveil rolls back to reach up and headscissor Donny into the corner! Aveil kips up, fans fire up, and Aveil runs in to then go up the corner, SWINGING DROPKICK! The fans fire up again, Aveil drags Donny from the corner to cover, TWO! The fans continue to cheer while Aveil grows a little annoyed. Aveil sits Donny up to clamp on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Donny endures, fans rally up, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny fights up, pries the hold open, but Aveil kicks Donny in the leg! Aveil grabs Donny’s arms and digs a knee into Donny’s back for a motorcycle stretch! Donny endures again as fans rally back up.

Donny fights up again, works to turn things around, but Aveil powers him back into place. Donny tries turning the other way, but Aveil powers him back into place. So Donny drops back and kicks from below! Aveil staggers to the ropes, Donny runs in, PULL UP TO THE CURB LIKE! Cover, TWO! Aveil survives and fans are torn! Donny looks around, he drags Aveil to a drop zone and goes up, but Aveil anchors him by his tail! Donny shakes free then CROSSBODIES! Donny gets up, waits for Aveil to sit up and runs back in, POPPIN’ MAH COLLARBONE! Cover, TWO! Donny clenches his jaw but he does his best to keep cool.

Fans duel with the singing again, “Aveeeil~! Aveil, Aveil, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” “Aveeeil~, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny brings Aveil up, CHOPS her, CHOPS her again, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny CHOP CHOPS, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” CHOP CHOP, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” But then Aveil blocks and fans stop at “YOU BETTER.” Aveil wrenches, and throws a heavy back elbow! And another back elbow, and another back elbow! Donny drops a knee, Aveil wrenches to bring him back up, for more heavy elbows! Donny drops down almost to his face, but Aveil drags him up again.

Aveil reels Donny in for the full nelson! Donny thrashes to fight it off, then arm-drags free! Donny runs up again, but Aveil jumps to DOUBLE STOMP the slide down! The fans fire up again as Aveil drags Donny to a drop zone and goes up top! MOONSAULT, but onto knees! Aveil writhes, fans go nuts and Donny flounders his way to the corner! Donny drags himself up top, but Aveil scrambles over, SHORYUKEN! Fans are torn as Aveil climbs up after Donny. Aveil brings Donny up, for the SUPERPLEX! Fans fire up as Aveil rolls through and deadlifts Donny, to then shift to a full nelson! DESERT RAIN!! Aveil flips Donny over to the cover, Aveil wins!!

Winner: Aveil, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The Desert Flower blooms again! Fans are torn, but then cheer as Aveil shows the Original Geru respect with a handshake and bow. Aveil is moving on towards the top but Donny once again stalls out. What will it take for DBK to have his day?


Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Riju VS Grim Creeper w/ Ted Beedle Ossi!

The Gerudo Sisterhood is on a roll! But will their pint-sized dynamo help them finish strong? Or will the UnderWorld Order ruin the fun for everyone?

Seems Beedle has put more into his investment, as Creeper’s gear has a lot of silver and chrome in it now. The bell rings and the two circle. The fans sing, “Heeeey~ Ri~ju! I wanna know- oh~ oh~, o-oh! Will you be mah girl?” Riju and Creeper tie up, go around, Creeper wrenches then headlocks. Riju throws body shots, powers out, but Creeper ducks the clothesline to redirect and YAKUZA KICK! But Riju kips right up! Fans cheer, Creeper thinks it’s for him, but then he turns around and Riju ROCKS him with a forearm! Riju whips, Creeper reverses but Riju ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ slides to ROLLING ELBOW!

Fans fire up while Creeper bails out! Riju runs to WRECK Creeper with a dropkick! Creeper flounders, Riju pursues, but Beedle stands in the way. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands Beedle and he backs off. Riju storms up on Creeper, but he kicks her leg out! Fans boo while Riju hobbles, but then Creeper POSTS her! Fans boo more but Creeper whips Riju hard into railing! Riju slumps down while fans boo and Creeper soaks up the heat. Creeper storms up to Riju, drags her up and puts her in the ring. Creeper then drags her to a corner and pulls her arm against the post! Sahasrahla reprimands and the fans boo, but Creeper lets off at 4.

Riju shakes out her bad arm but Creeper gets in to stomp her. Creeper grabs at the bad arm, Riju kicks at him, but Creeper stomps her down. Creeper grabs the bad arm, wrenches it, then grinds the shoulder. Riju endures and fans rally up, but Creeper wrenches the arm again. Creeper RAMS shoulders, then wrangles Riju to grind the shoulder into the mat. The fans still rally as Riju endures. Riju fights up, reaches out for ropes but Creeper drags her away! Creeper steps through to La Magistrol! TWO, and Creeper CLUBS Riju down! Fans boo as Creeper clamps back onto the bad arm! Riju scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Creeper lets off with a STOMP to the arm! The fans boo and Riju clutches the elbow as she scoots to a corner. Sahasrahla reprimands but Creeper storms back up on Riju. Creeper stomps Riju, digs his boots in, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts. Creeper taunts Riju, scuffs her, then backs off. Riju scowls, stands back up, and shakes out the bad arm again. Riju and Creeper reset and tie up, but Creeper wrenches the bad arm. Creeper RAMS shoulders, then whips Riju to a corner. Creeper runs in to forearm smash! Creeper then snapmares Riju to run and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!

Fans cheer but Creeper clamps back onto the bad arm. Riju reaches out again, but Creeper steps over and rolls her away, for an ARMBAR! Riju hurries to clasp hands, but Creeper pulls at the grip! Fans rally as Riju kicks around, and stacks Creeper to a cover! TWO, and Creeper breaks the grip! ARMBAR! Riju flails and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Riju escapes by a tiptoe and fans fire up! Creeper lets go in frustration, but Beedle coaches him to stay cool. Creeper storms back over but Riju slips out to the apron. Creeper grabs at Riju through the ropes but Riju HOTSHOTS him away! Riju then runs in to UPPERCUT Creeper down!

The fans fire up and Riju feeds off the energy. Riju runs to handspring and MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Creeper sputters but fans rally up again as Riju takes aim. Creeper sits up, Riju runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Creeper is hanging tough but the fans fire up behind Riju again. Beedle panics, though, and starts looking around. Is he looking for outside interference from other UnderWorld Order members? Riju also looks around but no one appears. Oh, wait, The Poe Sisters are scurrying out from around the stage area? Because they’re being chased by Buliara and Urbosa! Fans cheer as the Gerudo Sisterhood is watching out for their own!

Beedle is furious, but Creeper still clamps on the CREEPER SLEEPER!! Fans boo and Riju flails around! Beedle cheers, but Riju pushes back full speed into ropes! Creeper and Riju tumble out of the ring and to the floor! Fans are going nuts and so is Beedle! Riju is free, Creeper takes a swing but she dodges! Creeper stops himself from running into Beedle, but then turns around into a SHOTGUN! Fans fire up as both Creeper and Beedle fall! Riju drags Creeper up and into the ring, hurries up the corner, but she reconsiders given the bad arm. Riju hops down, drags Creeper up, but he cradle counters! TWO!!

Riju escapes, Creeper swings but Riju bobs ‘n’ weaves ‘n’ HEADBUTTS! Creeper wobbles, Riju reels him in, MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS! Cover, Riju wins!

Winner: Riju, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The fans are thunderous for the Gerudo Sisterhood’s 4-0 sweep on the night! Will it be the same in the next round?

Wait, what the hell!? Byrne is going after Rusl!! Fans go nuts as Byrne throws hands but security rushes in! Rusl is furious as they drag Byrne away and shouts at him about fighting like a man. Is Byrne’s next stop going to dragging Rusl out of retirement?

My Thoughts:

A lot of fun with this one, and yeah, we’re giving the Gerudo Sisterhood their shine. HPW history being made with a Gerudo, and therefore a female wrestler, in each of the bracket finals. And we’ve still got tomorrow, February 29th, taking advantage of the leap year for more action!

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