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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (1/7/21)

New year, new challenger?

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Coverage NXT UK 2021

Who will challenge Kay Lee Ray for the NXT UK Women’s Championship?

The Spoiled Princess spoiled Piper’s Falls Count Anywhere for the NXT UK Women’s Championship, but will Piper get her revenge to start 2021?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • NXT UK Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Piper Niven VS Jinny; Jinny wins and will challenge Kay Lee Ray for the title.
  • Dave Mastiff VS Saxon Huxley; Mastiff wins.
  • NXT Cruiserweight Championship: Jordan Devlin VS Ben Carter; Devlin wins.

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NXT UK Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Piper Niven VS Jinny!

Why wait to settle this? The Scottish Viper and would-be queen of NXT have their grudge match to start NXT UK’s 2021 and there can only be ONE #1 contender! Who knocks down their hated rival to go after the Scary Queen of Scots’ throne?

The bell rings and the two rush each other! Piper throws hands, clubs away on Jinny but Jinny hits back with forearms! Jinny knees low, Piper throws more forearms and ROCKS her! Piper CLUBS Jinny, stomps her, but the ref backs her off. Jinny flounders up but dodges Piper’s corner splash to fire off forearms! The ref counts, Piper shoves Jinny away but Jinny comes back with more! Piper shoves Jinny, sweeps the legs, and back sentons! Jinny tumbles out of the ring but Piper pursues! Piper clubs Jinny down, Jinny kicks back but Piper stomps her legs! Piper clubs Jinny, throws her into railing, and then refreshes the ring count at 8.

The ref tells Piper to keep this in the ring but Piper brings Jinny up. Jinny SLAPS Piper, fires off forearms, then gets in the ring at 5. Piper grabs at Jinny’s leg, but Jinny yanks Piper into the post! Jinny kicks Piper down, goes out after her, and POSTS her! The ring count is 5 again as Jinny goes back in. Piper stirs at 7 and drags herself up at 8 to get in at 9! Jinny rains down furious forearms and chokes Piper! “You NEVER disrespect me! Do you understand?!” Jinny stomps Piper, drags her up to wrench the arm and throw more knees. Jinny ROCKS Piper with a right, covers, TWO! Piper is still in this but Jinny is furious. Jinny wrenches, hooks Piper up and puts on the IRON OCTOPUS!

The BT Sports Studio fans rally as Jinny CLAWS Piper’s arm! Piper powers out, Jinny fires off forearms and knees, then wrenches to hook Piper up again. Jinny CLUBS away with elbows, then finishes the Iron Octopus! Piper endures, fights her way up, and hits an AIR RAID CRASH! Both women are down but out comes… Joseph Conners? What business does he have in an NXT UK Women’s Championship related match? Jinny throws knees and clotheslines but Piper stays up! Jinny clotheslines again, runs, but Piper gets around for a SAIDO SUPLEX! Jinny flounders up into double ax handles over and over! Piper hits a BASEMENT SPLASH! Cover, TWO!!

Jinny survives, rolls out of the ring and ends up near Conners. Conners is a statue as Piper storms over to pursue. Piper CANNONBALLS, but Conners takes the hit?! Jinny goes after Piper with clubbing forearms as the ring count climbs! Jinny drags Piper up to RAM her into the apron! The count is 5 but Jinny shoves Piper in at 7! Jinny climbs up the corner, springboards, but into Piper’s arms! Piper shifts Jinny around but Conners trips Piper up! Jinny victory rolls, Jinny wins!!

Winner: Jinny, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the NXT UK Women’s Championship)

The Spoiled Princess gets what she wants, but what is Conners doing helping her get it? Is he trying to play white knight for the would-be queen? Will he help her take the throne from KLR?

 

Pretty Deadly speaks.

“Gallus! You don’t like us, but we get it. You don’t want Pretty Deadly in the tag division.” They know why. Mark and Wolfie are scared, intimidated even, because they didn’t think they’d be here. But now Gallus puts a target on the challengers’ backs, almost like Pretty Deadly planned this! Will this plan go beautifully for Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley?

 

Aoife Valkyrie speaks.

“When a bird leaves the nest, they have to be ready, or it can be fatal.” Aoife never trusts the branch she stands on, but she does trust her wings. When you are chasing perfection, there is no room for frayed feathers. When you watch the birds soar, they don’t try to be perfect, they just are. Will Aoife’s flight be an effortless perfection that takes her to the title?

 

Tyler Bate reflects on his first match back in NXT UK.

A match for the Heritage Cup against A-Kid, a young man who he mentored, and Bate lost. “It was a very thought provoking loss. The loss provoked quite painful feelings and this really uncomfortable energy inside of me.” In those moments of pain are opportunities to learn lessons. The lesson Bate learned was “so long as I give my all, so long as I remain open to learn, and willing to expand my understanding of professional wrestling and myself, and so long as I do that from a place of absolute authenticity, I am liberated from any pain any match could put in front of me.”

Bate quotes Bruce Lee’s, “Be like water.” There is a reason Bruce Lee changed the paradigms of his art, and that is what Bate wants to do with pro-wrestling. This life chose him, and he wants to be a conduit for a greater good he doesn’t even know yet. But to be authentic, he needs to go deep within himself. Not just a deep knowing, but a deep faith. And if Bate acts out of that authentic self-expression, everything will fall into place. That is why Bate is here. What does Bate want to say with his wrestling? Never let fear turn you against your playful heart.

 

Sam Gradwell responds to Bate’s message.

“Is this supposed to be inspirational?” The only yogi Gradwell respects is the one who goes after picnic baskets. Be like water? That’s horrible advice! What a yogurt. This response makes its way to management, and they’ve decided we will get Tyler Bate VS Sam Gradwell next week! Will the Big Strong Boy teach the Thunderstorm what he was talking about firsthand?

 

NXT UK presents an all new Supernova Sessions!

Noam Dar says hello and welcomes us to the first episode of 2021. New Year’s is the time for resolutions, but for Dar it’s a new year and the same him. But he has resolutions he will achieve this year, that he wishes to speak into existence so that the universe may provide. “NXT Cruiserweight Champion. NXT World Champion. NXT UK Champion. Superstar of the Year Award. Most Handsome Award. Most Funny Award. The Most Humble Award. The lead role in The Marine 475. Be an absolute legend. Actually I could just take that one off now. And last but not least, Trish Stratus’ phone number. Just joking about that last one, I’ve already got it.”

But Dar’s guest makes his NXT UK in-ring debut next week, but here is “Ben Carpenter!” No, it’s Ben Carter, and they elbow bump. Carter takes the guest seat and he’s okay with breadsticks. Dar cuts to the chase to ask the question everyone wants to know. “Woodwork. Has it always been a passion of yours? Or does carpentry run in the family?” Carter clears this up for Dar. It’s CARTER, not Carpenter. Ben has nothing to do with carpentry. But thanks for having Dar on the show. Carter gets Dar does stuff like this, so it’s fine. Dar acts like it’s the mistake of his staff and he grumbles at someone about the questions set up about shelves.

But Dar knows about Ben CARTER, he is a huge hit. So moving on from tables and such… Ben Carter, why did you join NXT UK? Firstly, Carter is very happy to be here, but not just that. Carter wants to face the very best the business has to offer, and everyone knows that starts here in NXT UK. Dar says Carter has the very best right here so- But wait! Here comes Jordan Devlin! Dar welcomes Jordan to the show and Devlin “apologizes” to Noam for interrupting. But Devlin has a burning question for Dar that he couldn’t wait to ask. “How on Earth are you gonna have Ben Carter on this show ahead of the Irish Ace?”

Not to disrespect Carter, he’s great and all, but Devlin knows what it’s like to be a prodigy. A huge upside and limitless potential. But c’mon, Dar, you are on the same roster with Devlin, the Cruiserweight Champion with an open challenge for every time he’s in the ring! And yet, Dar brings on Carter first? Dar gets Devlin’s point, but perhaps when you’re the REAL NXT Cruiserweight Champion and not a substitute, then maybe Dar’s people will talk with Devlin’s people for a Supernova Sessions. But right now, the guest is Ben Carter, so…

Carter wishes to speak up and says Dar has been surprisingly nice, but he actually sides with Devlin. Just speaking human to human here, Devlin IS the true, legitimate, undisputed Cruiserweight Champion, the Ace of this division and a gatekeeper of this brand! Because Devlin is all of these things, he should have no problem defending that title against Carter. Great idea, Ben! Dar likes it! Devlin has an idea. Carter clearly fits the weight class requirements, and wants after the best, but he’s looking at him. If Carter wants the title, then take him on tonight! Dar says Carter was going to wait for next week so it’s fine if he’s not ready.

Carter says it’s fine. If Devlin wants it, then let’s go! Dar is going to love seeing them beat the life out of each other. Sid Scala appears and will talk with Johnny Saint about making the main event for tonight be for the Cruiserweight Championship! Another exclusive for Supernova Sessions! Must-See TV and the place to be! Devlin snatches Dar’s apple, and Dar has the music play. Will the prodigy of British wrestling go from debuting to dethroning Devlin?

 

Kay Lee Ray speaks.

“Earlier tonight, Jinny became the #1 contender for my title. Now Jinny, you’re someone that gets what you want all the time. Mommy and Daddy can just reach into the cocket and get you anything you want!” But the title is something that money can’t buy. The title takes talent, and the title belongs to K L R. Will the battle of Scary Queen and Spoiled Princess for the gold be absolutely priceless?

 

Dave Mastiff VS Saxon Huxley!

The Bomber hates bullies, and that is what the Divine Beast of the Astral Plane was being to Jack Starz and Levi Muir. The Proper British Heavyweight is daring the deranged Huxley to pick on someone his own size, but will Mastiff be too much for him to handle?

The bell rings and the two circle. Huxley tests the waters then throws knees and clubbing forearms! Huxley ROCKS Mastiff to a corner, CLUBS him more, but Mastiff RAMS into Huxley and throws forearms back! Mastiff throws body shots, Huxley elbows, they brawl at ropes and the ref counts. Mastiff knees low, whips Huxley to ropes and then kitchen sink knees Huxley down! BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO! Huxley survives but Mastiff keeps on him for another cover, TWO! Mastiff looms over Huxley, brings him up and CLUBS him down! Huxley gets to ropes, grabs Mastiff’s beard but Mastiff shoves him away. Mastiff runs into the Thesz Press!

Huxley rains down fists, fires up and goes to a corner to come back with a running elbow drop! Mastiff rolls to a corner, Huxley runs in, and BOOTS Mastiff down! Huxley keeps moving side to side to BOOT WASH! Mastiff is stunned and Huxley goes outside. Huxley runs in from the outside to BOOT Mastiff again! The ref has the ring count climbing but Huxley gets up and to the top rope at 5! Huxley leaps to FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Huxley stomps Mastiff, clamps on for clubbing forearms to Mastiff’s chest, then twists Mastiff’s head! Mastiff endures as Huxley has the arm, and Huxley elbows away! Huxley grabs an ear but the ref counts.

Huxley RAMS shoulders with Mastiff, and again! He clubs the arm more but Mastiff fights back. Mastiff fights up, Huxley wrenches the arm to an elbow breaker, then reels Mastiff in, only for Mastiff to back drop him! Mastiff forearms and CHOPS over and over at the ropes, the ref counts and Mastiff whips Huxley at 4 to CLOBBER him! Mastiff pump handles and EXPLODERS! Cover, TWO! Huxley survives but Mastiff looms over him. Mastiff stalks Huxley, waistlocks, but Huxley elbows free! Huxley runs but Mastiff LARIATS! Huxley flounders to a corner, Mastiff runs corner to corner, INTO THE VOID!! Cover, Mastiff wins!

Winner: Dave Mastiff, by pinfall

A big victory of one big man over another! Will Mastiff make 2021 his year?

 

NXT UK looks at the upcoming United Kingdom Championship match.

Walter says “When I came in here, from day one, without a question, I am the top guy.” A-Kid says in response, “The biggest difference between me and Walter is passion.” Walter respects the business, but AK has worked with everything he has since day one. Walter knows AK has worked hard, worked his way up, and AK promises to keep that passion going. AK studied while the UK went through lockdown. It is how he got through the Heritage Cup to win it all. The inaugural Heritage Cup Champion even beat the inaugural United Kingdom Champion in his first defense. The last thing Bate told him was that AK can handle the best. That is why AK wants to BE the best.

Walter will not let AK arrogantly think he represents heritage. Walter congratulates AK on winning the cup, but vows that he will forever be the NXT UK Champion. Will forever end a lot sooner than the Ring General predicted?

 

NXT Cruiserweight Championship: Jordan Devlin VS Ben Carter!

The Irish Ace didn’t need to issue an open challenge because the newest star on the brand accepted! Will Devlin stay the one true Cruiserweight Champion? Or will Carter take that claim from him to start the new year?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and this incredible debut for wrestling’s newest prodigy begins!

Devlin and Carter circle, tie up, and Devlin puts Carter on the ropes. The ref counts, Devlin lets off at 2 and lets Carter come back. They circle and tie up, Devlin waistlocks to slam Carter and then talks some trash. Carter gets up, circles with Devlin and ties up again. Devlin wrenches, wristlocks, but Carter spins. Devlin spins to keep the wristlock, Carter rolls but so does Devlin. Devlin wrangles Carter to the mat, twists the wrist, but Carter gets up to spin and arm-drag. Devlin holds on, Carter rolls and rolls and handsprings around to wrench, elbow breaker then hammerlock! Carter headlocks, and holds on as Devlin tries to power out!

BT Sports Studio rallies as Devlin fights up. Devlin back suplexes but Carter snapmare counters! Carter grinds on the headlock but Devlin pulls hair. The ref reprimands but Devlin fights his way up. Devlin powers out, Carter goes up and over and handsprings to then dodge and waistlock. Devlin switches, Carter slips out to shove, and things speed up as Carter hurdles and drops to dropkick Devlin out! Carter builds speed, but Devlin gets in to URENAGE! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Devlin argues the count but the count is fair, and he looms over Carter. Devlin drags Carter up, snapmares and runs to drop a leg, brother!

Carter checks his chin while Devlin sneers. Devlin looms over Carter, stalks him to ropes, and avoids body shots to CLUB Carter down! Devlin drags Carter up, scoops and slams hard and fast! “You think you belong in here with me?” Devlin stands on Carter’s hair and pulls the arms! The ref counts and Devlin lets go at 4, to drag Carter up, shove him to ropes and CLUB him on the back! Carter falls over in a heap but Devlin stays close. Devlin stands on Carter’s head at the ropes, the ref counts but Devlin lets off at 4. Devlin drags Carter up, shoves him, but Carter gets around to roll up and bridge! TWO, Carter blocks a kick to give a CHOP!

Carter whips, Devlin reverses but Carter leaps over for a sunset flip! TWO! Carter runs, Devlin pops him up for a FLAPJACK! Devlin drops knees, covers, TWO!! Carter narrowly survives but Devlin keeps his focus. Devlin drags Carter up, throws a stiff body shot, and dusts off his hands. Devlin walks over but into an elbow from Carter! Carter is in a corner, Devlin storms over and blocks boots to spin Carter. Carter uses that to slide out and he fires off fast hands! Carter bumps Devlin off buckles, then springboards, just to fake Devlin’s dropkick out! Then Carter springboards to missile dropkick Devlin after all!

Devlin and Carter end up in opposite corners, Carter runs in but Devlin puts Carter up top to then DECK him! Carter tumbles down to the floor and a ring count begins, only for Devlin to go out and fetch Carter. Devlin whips Carter into steel steps! And then Devlin puts Carter in, suplexes, BRAIN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Carter survives and Devlin is furious! Carter crawls and Devlin watches him. Devlin drags Carter up by his hair, and DECKS Carter with a EuroUpper! Devlin says Carter isn’t ready to be in the ring with him! Devlin drags Carter up, whips but Carter dodges, but so does Devlin! DOUBLE CROSSBODIES COLLIDE!

Both men are down and writhing as the studio audience fires up! A standing count starts, Carter is up at 3 but Devlin is up right after. They’re on opposite ends, they head for each other, and Carter counter punches, but Devlin ducks kick after kick to JAB! Devlin whips, Carter slides to stop, then jumps over Devlin’s slide to QUEBRADA, to an ELBOW DROP DDT! Both men are down at the ramp but Carter hurries to get up! Carter drags Devlin up and in, catches his breath before getting in at 5 to drag Devlin right up! ANARCHY SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Devlin survives and fans fire up! Carter and Devlin slowly rise, and Carter gets to a corner.

Carter goes up, PHOENIX SPLASH, but he has to roll through as Devlin moves! Devlin and Carter run at each other, SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!?! Carter survives and Devlin is beside himself! Devlin vows to end this as he looms over Carter. Devlin KICKS Carter in the side, gets the arm, and reels him in, for a DESTROYER?! Cover, TWO!?!? Devlin survives and shocks Carter after Carter shocked Devlin! Carter focuses, thinks on what to do, and he goes back to the apron. Carter springboards again, but into a trip! Devlin has the legs, CLOVERLEAF!! Carter endures, Devlin sits deep, Carter moves around, ROPEBREAK!

Devlin doesn’t care, he just drags Carter away! Carter endures more, powers up and reaches out again, and gets another ropebreak! Devlin lets go out of exhaustion and the studio fans are loving this! Carter drags himself up with the ropes but his back gives up! Devlin unleashes Kowata Kicks! DEVLINSIDE!! Cover, Devlin wins!!

Winner: Jordan Devlin, by pinfall (still NXT Cruiserweight Champion)

What a debut for Carter, but what a victory for Devlin! Will the Irish Ace continue to prove why he is the true, legitimate, undisputed Cruiserweight Champion of NXT?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for NXT UK to start the New Year! Opening with the Women’s Championship Contender’s Match was a nice surprise, but it also seemed to give away that something fishy was going to happen. I’m very intrigued by this alliance of Jinny and Conners, though I’m thinking this will benefit her more than it will him. With Conners by Jinny’s side, she will take the title from KLR, but I was hoping she was going to win on her own. As for Conners, is she going to somehow help him take the Heritage Cup? I can’t be so sure. And speaking of, we got a good video package for Walter VS A-Kid, which is happening next week, but Walter is surely retaining and AK will focus on the cup.

Pretty Deadly had a good promo to call out Gallus, Aoife Valkyrie had a good vignette to keep her on our minds. Tyler Bate had a good video to set his new direction, and Gradwell’s response was perfectly Gradwell. Bate VS Gradwell is going to be a real fun match and hopefully a longer story, because both have their own great way of talking in their promos that it’ll be entertaining to have them go back and forth. Mastiff VS Huxley was a pretty good match but rather quick because of how big these guys are. I don’t think this will be the end of it, as Huxley is basically a manic sore loser. And I still think Rampage Brown gets involved somehow, given that one promo that Huxley was part of.

Supernova Sessions is still very new but it’s doing pretty well because Dar is entertaining. His list of resolutions was funny, especially calling out The Marine franchise. I really hope one day we get Miz and Miz TV VS Dar and Supernova Sessions. Supernova Sessions being set up to give us the great surprise main event was cool, too. Devlin VS Carter was a great match, and clearly Carter is a star in the making. Naturally Devlin retains, and I am still expecting his roll to continue until we can have the Undisputed/Winner Takes All Cruiserweight Championship match between NXT and NXT UK.

My Score: 8.4/10


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Mitchell’s ROH Death Before Dishonor Results & Report! (7/26/24)

YEEHAW!

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The word of the day is, “Gold!”

ROH brings Death Before Dishonor to Texas, and makes it bigger than ever! SIX championship matches, how drastically will the landscape change?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – MXM Collection VS Spanish Announce Project; wins.
  • Komander VS The Beast Mortos; wins.
  • Texas Deathmatch: Leyla Hirsch VS Diamante; wins.
  • ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championship Qualifier: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS The Dark Order; wins and advances to Battle of the Belts 11.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Tomohiro Ishii & Kyle O’Reilly; win(s) and
  • ROH World Television Championship Survival of the Fittest: Atlantis Jr. VS Lio Rush VS Shane Taylor VS Johnny TV VS Lee Johnson VS Brian Cage; wins and
  • ROH Pure Championship: Wheeler Yuta VS Lee Moriarty; wins and
  • ROH Women’s World Television Championship: Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; wins and
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena VS Queen Aminata; wins and
  • ROH World Championship: Mark Briscoe VS Roderick Strong; wins and

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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 7.25.2024

Slammiversary Fallout! Where do things go on the way to Victory Road?

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Well now we start the fall out of Slammiversary. Josh Alexander in his bad bitch summer, X-Speedball legacy, ABC got the t-a-g and Jordynne is still in charge of the Knockouts division. Like I said at the end of Slammiversary, all of the champions being Babyfaces is stupid. They need to drop a couple titles fairly quickly, because I don’t care what some people say, Nic Nemeth ain’t gonna bring any eyes to the brand. He’s about as hot as day old Hamburger Helper over a camping sterno.

We’ll probably open with the luke warm champion, so tune in like 10 minutes late for anything of substance to be happen.

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Ratings:

  • Steve Maclin vs Cody Deaner: Maclin wins via KIA – *
  • AJ Francis w/Rich Swann & Josh Bishop vs Sami Callihan: AJ wins via Down Payment – **
  • Hammer Your ASH (ASH by Elegance & Alexander Hammerstone) vs JuggerYoung (Jordynne Grace & Eric Young): Hammer Your ASH wins via Torture Rack – ** 1/2
  • The System (Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & JDC) w/Alisha Edwards vs Matt Hardy & The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey): Broken Alphabet wins via Twist & Splash – ***

 

Results:

Nemeth gives the ole “I’ll be a fighting champion…blah blah” promo and drops the “any company” line that we’ve already understood what that means. Campaign Singh cuts him off…and I never thought I’d be happy for Campaign Singh to walk out and say anything…ever. And…Mustafa’s promo is worse than Dolph’s. He’s gone from parody to caricature even saying “it was the biggest screw job Montreal ever saw”. Like some of these lines are cheap heat, but most are just brain dead comments that wouldn’t get a reaction out of anyone (and the crowd was silent for that comment). Mustafa gets caught in an Archer “phrasing” moment about getting screwed hard, but this is painful. Promos written by 14 year olds everyone…

This ends with Ali challenging Nemeth for the World Title. While I’m not against walk up challenges, I watch Japanese wrestling, I don’t really get the point aside from doing it just to do it. 

ABC and Matt Hardy have a small promo, and I’m still not really a fan of Unbroken Matt Version 6.0. The floating between Broken voice and his normal voice sounds amateurish.

OH LOOK, finally a match 20 minutes into the show. And it’s my son Steve Maclin! OH CHRIST he’s facing Deaner. This has been 25 minutes of talking followed by the worst god damn attempt at a gimmick. Deaner’s little “Papa Santino told me I can wipe my ass only if the crowd agrees”. This gimmick should die in a fire.

Steve Maclin vs Cody Deaner

Deaner started off quick because Maclin was in disbelief that Deaner was actually gonna fight him. Maclin dodges a Crossbody, Busaiku Knee, and just starts beating on Deaner for fun. And this is fun, maybe Maclin can make sure Deaner gets stretchered out and written off forever. How do you call for an ambulance in French? Maclin with the old Back Breaker into a stretch. Deaner tries to nerd rage up, breaks the Back Breaker Stretch, his punch combo, into a Manhattan Drop and Bulldog. Deaner hits the Crossbody, but Maclin kicks out. This is entirely too competitive.

Deaner goes for the Deaner DDT, blocked, Olympic Slam into Splashing Deaner into the corner, Caught in the Crosshairs, K-I-A, thanks for coming you damn dweeb. Stay in Canada and don’t travel Deaner, please.

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AJ Francis w/Rich Swann & Josh Bishop vs Sami Callihan

As the bell sounds, Sami knocks Rich off the apron, Low Bridges AJ, does the Beats of the Bodhran on AJ and then AJ eats the offense and strategizes with his crew. Bishop and Rich swarm the ring, Sami allows himself to get distracted so AJ slides in and starts beating on Sami. AJ throats Sami across the middle rope and Rich makes his presence felt, AJ distracts the referee and Rich gets in a lot of cheap shots. Bishop throws Sami back in the ring, and AJ keeps up the pressure. Lots of 5 count chokes and leverage moves. After the commercial break ends, Sami dodges a Tennessee Whiskey Knee, gets in a few shots before Rich trips Sami as he’s setting up a Dive, and then AJ takes advantage of the position and hits the goofball knee strike.

AJ calls for his Chokeslam, Sami tries to break it with Axe Handles, then claws the eyes. Sami goes for a Scoop Slam, gets him part way up and then falls over. AJ Chokeslam again, but he bites his hand and starts fighting back. Launches himself at AJ, sends him bouncing off the ropes and uses the momentum to hit that Scoop Slam that was teased earlier. Sami goes for a Western Lariat but eats a Big Boot. AJ does a little Hulk Hogan pose to signal a Leg Drop, but Sami dodges and then connects on a Sliding Lariat. Thumbs Up, Thumbs….interference. Rich distracts the ref, Bishop lays out Sami, AJ connects with the Down Payment.

Hammer Your ASH (ASH by Elegance & Alexander Hammerstone) vs JuggerYoung (Jordynne Grace & Eric Young)

ASH and Jordynne exchange slaps and then Jordynne starts to out muscle ASH. Spinebuster from Jordynne, Juggernaut Driver attempt, but ASH fights off, rope run, Sattelite DDT into both tagging out. EY does the Flair corner flop, slides back in between Hammer’s legs, and connects on a Neckbreaker. EY is the quicker of the two, but Hammer finally gets his hands on him and a Release Belly to Belly into a full mount raining of fists, then a near fall. Hammer smashes EY in a corner, Arm Wringer into an Irish Whip across, but EY moves and Hammer tags out to ASH. ASH levels Jordynne, peppers EY with a few shots and pulls him back to their corner and starts some tandem offense with Hammerman. Hammer Guerilla Presses ASH and throws her into EY for a near fall. Hammer looks to aim for either a Powerbomb or Nightmare Pendulum, but EY drops it into a Small Package, pinfall kick out, they both run, Double Lariat spot. The Knockouts get tagged in.

Jordynne is in control early, World’s Strongest Slam into a Vader Bomb. Juggernaut Driver attempt, but ASH fights it off and tags out to Hammer. Jordynne and EY do some schoolyard stuff with the old Push while Jordynne is down to trip Hammer. All four get in, ASH gets leveled, EY gets leveled, Hammer and Jordynne have a brief face off, but Hammer throws Jordynne to the apron and ASH connects with a Meteora from the apron. Death Valley Driver from Young on Hammer, ASH stares in shock, EY tells her to get, ASH runs away. EY goes up for his Macho Elbow, and ASH causes him to fall to Hammer’s feet, Torture Rack, and EY submits.

Josh Alexander comes out, with new heel music. And it’s not that bad, definitely better than some other people’s new music. Josh yells at the crowd a bit, says he can’t wait til he’s back in a real Canadian town, like his home of Toronto. Then he drops the mic in lieu of an explanation. The crowd chants him off with the “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey”. 

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The System (Eddie Edwards, Brian Myers & JDC) w/Alisha Edwards vs Matt Hardy & The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey)

JDC and Hardy start, but JDC quickly tags out to Myers and that doesn’t go well. Hardy grabs a hold of Myers, a few Delete chops, drags him to his corner and they all get in a few shots punctuated with Hardy getting tagged back in and an Elbow into Myers’ extended and worked on left arm. Myers stays isolated, back into the corner, Boot to the gut, Ace tags in and wallops Myers. Ace connects on Double Kicks, into Russian Leg Sweep and his half of Click Click Boom, for a 2 count. Myers finally gets free with a Jaw Breaker and tags out to Eddie. But The System gets no momentum, Ace stifles Eddie’s offense and starts a few quick tags with him and Bey for tandem offense. Moose finally comes down the ramp as Eddie kicked out of yet another pinfall attempt because The System has had nothing going for them. Eddie finally gets some offense since Moose was a big enough distraction.

Eddie thinks they have a spot, so he tags back in JDC, but The ABC stop him cold, tag in Matt Hardy, and Matt walks down JDC, but JDC Low Bridges. Matt is on the outside, so all of The System surrounds Hardy, then Joe Hendry’s music hits! That stops the heel beatdown, and we follow Hendry’s entire entrance. So that proves Hendry is bigger than the 8 other people in this frame. Not really sure if that’s optics you want to push along. Ace and JDC try to remind people there’s wrestling going on, but JDC thumbs the eye to get a little something going. Vertical Suplex for a near fall, tag out for Eddie and Eddie lights up Ace with some of those NOAH Chops. Ace retreats to the ropes and Alisha chokes him with the ropes while the ref is distracted.

Myers gets tagged in, Ace tries to use the crowd energy, Myers stops it at first but then Ace slips a Scoop Slam and tags out to Bey. Hot tag, strike rush, Double Stomp, educated feet, Leap Frog to the corner but Lish climbs on the apron and yells at Bey which stops his rhythm. Myers kicks his feet out and causes Bey to crash. Eddie tags in for a few shots, then to JDC and Slingshot Knees, Wringer Snapmare, Bow and Arrow Submission, and JDC is just doing solid wrestling work right now. Uppercut between the Shoulder Blades as Bey tries to get out, tag to Myers and Bey is still eating offense. Eddie tags in, Bey tries the Sunset Flip, but Eddie tags out before going over, so Myers folds up Bey for a near fall and then tags out to JDC who connects on a Standing Suplex, slams Bey’s face into the corner, Eddie tags in, and Bey finally fights up to his feet, Eddie just flatten Bey’s comeback, tries a Tiger Driver but eats an Enzuigiri for a simultaneous tag. JDC and Hardy come in, JDC tries to exit halfway in, but Hardy is wrecking shop. He disposes of Eddie, Myers slides in but eats a tandem Neckbreaker/DDT from Hardy. Face team does the Delete Corner Face Smashes. Poetry in Motion into a Side Effect into Corkscrew Swanton for only 2 since Myers breaks it up! Everyone throwing hands, referee is distracted, Moose comes in to Spear Hardy, but Hardy dodges and throws him into JDC (I get the call back), Hendry then lays out Moose with the big Lariat. Twist of Fate from Hardy, Splash from Bey, Broken Alphabet wins!

 

Overall Score: 4/10

Ugh, cliche promos, too damn much talking, a competitive squash match with an imbecile as our first “match”, into an overbooked and slow heel match, finally a decent tag match (with the right team going over), into another overbooked match with a “tease” for the mystery backup being more obvious than Jericho’s WWF debut.

Aside from the afore mentioned tag match, The Rascalz promo and The System Promo; this was hard to watch. A lot of cornball promos, Rosemary licks her conspiracy board, storylines got zero traction. Whoopity Doo, Ryan Nemeth got a match next week and we get an undead wedding.

While this was a bad episode, it was bad by at least new standards. We’re not back in the TNA Dark Days again, but this was…a useless show.


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