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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/16/21)

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AEW Dark 2

It’s the AEW Dark Before St. Patrick’s Day!

Dark: Elevation was strong, but the original AEW Dark won’t be outdone! FIFTEEN matches will pave the way into Dynamite’s St. Patrick’s Day Slam!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Luchasaurus VS Cesar Bononi w/ Peter Avalon; Luchasaurus wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Savannah Evans; Hirsch wins.
  • John Silver w/ the Dark Order VS John Skyler; Silver wins.
  • Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Tesha Price; Ford wins.
  • Chaos Project VS Fuego del Sol & Jake St. Patrick; Chaos Project win(s).
  • Jazmin Allure VS KiLynn King; King wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Angel Fashion, Baron Black, Ryzin & Vary Morales; The Dark Order win(s).
  • Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS David Ali, Seth Gargis & Adam Priest; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Bear Country VS Dean Alexander & Brick Aldridge; Bear Country wins.
  • Nick Comoroto w/ QT Marshall VS D3; Comoroto wins
  • The Varsity Blondes VS Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs; The Varsity Blondes win.
  • VertVixen VS Madi Wrenkowski; Madi wins.
  • Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Aaron Solow & Carlie Bravo; SCU wins and stays a tag team.
  • Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz; Cage & Starks win.
  • Jack Evans VS Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order; Vance wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Luchasaurus w/ Marko Stunt VS Cesar Bononi w/ Peter Avalon!

On Dark: Elevation’s premiere, Marko Stunt was jumped by the Brazilian V8 Engine, “Pretty” Peter and their Hollywood Hunk, Ryan Nemeth! So now, to avenge Fun Size, Luchasaurus will battle Bononi 1v1! Who wins this huge opener to this huge Dark after Elevation?

The bell rings and Luchasaurus grapples with Bononi. Luchasaurus has Bononi in a corner, lets off, but they tie up again. They break, start shoving, and Bononi rams Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus doesn’t fall, but he runs to ram Bononi. Bononi stays up, runs, things speed up as Luchasaurus hurdles! Luchasaurus BOOTS Bononi, Bononi rebounds but now it’s a stand-off. Fans rally up as Bononi goes again, Luchasaurus hurdles, and kicks Bononi to a corner now! Avalon coaches Bononi but Luchasaurus runs in to clothesline! Luchasaurus throws haymakers and CHOPS! Avalon is upset, the ref reprimands Luchasaurus but Bononi rakes eyes!

Bononi throws hands and elbows in a corner, lets off and whips Luchasaurus corner to corner. Luchasaurus comes back to CLOBBER Bononi! Luchasaurus aims at Bononi but Avalon takes a swipe! Bononi runs in, Luchasaurus dodges then comes back but Bononi puts him on the apron. Luchasaurus ROCKS Bononi, but Bononi plays it up to distract the ref so Avalon can grab Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus kicks Avalon away but Bononi dropkicks Luchasaurus down! Bononi goes out, gets Luchasaurus up and RAMS him into railing! The ref starts a ring count, Bononi RAMS Luchasaurus into the apron! Avalon talks trash while Bononi goes into the ring.

The ring count is 8 but Luchasaurus slides in at 9! Bononi stomps Luchasaurus out, distracts the ref, and Avalon fires off on Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus grabs Avalon and Avalon begs for mercy but Bononi flies in to club Luchasaurus! Bononi brings Luchasaurus up for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Bononi goes in, fires up and brags about his muscles, and he runs in to LARIAT Luchasaurus! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus lives but Bononi throws in knees to Luchasaurus’ back! Bononi stomps Luchasaurus down, talks trash and drags him up, for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer and rally for Luchasaurus but Bononi pushes him.

Bononi gives toying kicks but Luchasaurus gets up in a huff. Luchasaurus blocks the haymaker to KNEE, boot and HEADBUTT! Bononi staggers to a corner, Luchasaurus fires off fast hands! GERMAN SUPLEX! Luchasaurus kips up and spins to BUZZSAW! Avalon gets on the apron to shout at Luchasaurus, but Luchasaurus drags him in! Avalon gets away, Bononi runs and BOOTS Luchasaurus down! Cover, TWO!! Avalon and Bononi are shocked and furious! Bononi scoops Luchasaurus, but Luchasaurus slips off to shove Bononi into Avalon! Fireman’s carry, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Cover, TWO!?! Bononi survives Extinction and Luchasaurus can’t believe it!

Luchasaurus drags Bononi up in a choke grip but Bononi breaks free to throw forearms! Luchasaurus hits back and it is a brawl of behemoths! Bononi forearms, knees and elbows, then pumps up again, only for Luchasaurus to handspring under and TAIL WHIP! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!

Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall

Bononi put up a fight but Luchasaurus was still too much for him! Will this help Jurassic Express barrel through Matt Hardy’s growing stable on St. Patrick’s Day?

 

Leyla Hirsch VS Savannah Evans!

The #LEGIT is also #AllElite, and ready to prove she is worthy of that contract! Will Hirsch put the hurt on #TheCannibal and climb up the rankings?

The bell rings and Evans gets in Leyla’s face, then pie faces her! Leyla gets around to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! Evans staggers up and is angrily surprised Leyla pulled that off! Leyla runs in to throw forearms over and over but Evans shoves her away. Leyla comes back with more, but Evans shoves again. Evans stays up in the drop toehold, drags Leyla up to whip but Leyla elbows back. Leyla runs but into Evans’ scoop and SLAM! Evans stomps Leyla, rains down angry rights then lets up to choke Leyla! The ref reprimands, Evans lets off and puts Leyla in the corner. Evans throws haymakers, rams her shoulder in, and then again.

The ref counts, Evans lets off and argues with him, then brings Leyla around to CLUB her! Leyla crawls to ropes, Evans chokes her! The ref counts, Evans lets off, but she CHOPS Leyla on the back! Leyla gets up in a huff but she runs into another scoop and SLAM! Evans toys with Leyla, taunts her, and brings her up to throw forearms against ropes. Evans whips, runs in, but Leyla dodges to then clothesline! Leyla runs and METEORA! SWINGING DROPKICK! Fans fire up with Leyla as she talks trash to Evans, then yanks her right up for a SAIDO! Leyla storms around Evans, lets her get up so she can fireman’s carry.

Evans elbows free, shoves, but Leyla springboards, into a fireman’s carry! Evans hits a SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Evans grows frustrated and she drags Leyla up, but Leyla KICKS a leg out, then KNEES Evans in the head! Evans staggers, Leyla runs in, flying-mare into an ARMBAR! Evans taps, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

That armbar is #LEGIT! Will it be what helps Leyla take over the top 5? But as Leyla leaves the ring, Vickie Guerrero gets at her about something. Does she think Leyla is not legit? Will Leyla get to shut the Vicious Vixen up with actions?

 

John Silver w/ the Dark Order VS John Skyler!

Number 4, the Meat Man, Johnny Hungy, he goes by many names. But will he be called the winner tonight against the Southern Savior?

The bell rings and Silver circles with Skyler. They tie up, are in a deadlock but Silver headlocks. Skyler powers out but Silver runs him over! Things speed up, Skyler hurdles but Silver handsprings to RANA! Skyler gets up into a dropkick! Silver flexes, he’s freakin’ jacked, baby! Silver KICKS Skyler in the chest, then KICKS him again! Fans fire up and Silver powers up to KICK Skyler down! Skyler staggers from the stinging in his chest, but Silver is on him in the corner. Silver whips, Skyler reverses but Silver goes up, only to get caught! ROLLING SENTON, back senton, and a rain of right hands! Skyler fires up but Negative One does not approve.

Skyler throws forearms, Silver throws body shots and elbows, then Silver runs. Skyler RAMS Silver into ropes, reels him in and shoves him hard into buckles! Silver sputters and falls over, Skyler covers, TWO! Skyler grows annoyed but he reels Silver into a rear bearhug. Negative One is a bit worried but the fans rally up. Silver fights up, throws elbows to get free, but Skyler CLUBS back! Skyler ROCKS Silver, Silver forearms back! Skyler uppercuts, Silver forearms again. Skyler throws a haymaker, Silver fires off! Silver runs but Skyler headbutts, uppercuts and KNEES! Silver dropkicks outta nowhere!

Silver has Skyler on ropes, runs in and BOOTS him! Torture rack and spin, TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, Silver wins!

Winner: John Silver, by pinfall

Negative One likes that! Will the Dark Order like it even more when Number 4 breaks into the top 5?

 

Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Tesha Price!

Mrs. Superbad was there to support her husband and their best man, The Best Man, for Elevation, but got brushed aside a bit. Are there any hard feelings? Will Tesha pay the price for Miro being so cold?

The bell rings, Price dodges Ford’s boot then rushes back in but Ford uses ropes for defense. Ford then kicks Price low, throws haymakers, and whips Price to ropes. Price holds ropes to stop, kick Ford back, but then Ford ducks the roundhouse and heel kick to kick back! Ford CHOPS Price, whips her corner to corner, but Price reverses to try and snapmare. Ford pushes her away, Price goes up and over and flying elbows Ford out of the ring! Price taunts Ford but Kip tells her to quiet down. Price runs in but Ford trips her up to spin her and ROCK her on the apron! Ford gets in, stands on Price, then stomps away!

The ref counts, Ford lets off, but then goes up and KNEE DROPS to the apron! Kip cheers Ford on as she covers Price, TWO! Ford drags Price up, brings her around and hangs her out to dry on ropes. Ford runs side to side to BOOT Price down! Fans fire up for Ford as she puts Price on ropes and chokes her! The ref counts, Ford lets off, but then she YANKS Price into ropes! Ford drags Price up, fireman’s carry, and GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!? Price survives and Ford is furious! Ford drags Price up, whips her to a corner and runs in to handspring, but Price rolls to dodge! Price comes back to handspring and ROUNDHOUSE! Price runs but the bulldog is denied!

Ford seethes, and HEEL KICKS Price right down! Ford drags Price back up so she can handspring CUTTER! Cover, Ford wins!

Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall

The Superbads celebrate another win with kisses, as usual. But will Ford be driving back up to the top 5 soon enough?

 

Chaos Project VS Fuego del Sol & Jake St. Patrick!

The Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN have been on the losing end of things lately, but that doesn’t stop them from creeping back up. Will they make the Fire of the Sun and JSP feel pain and torment befitting of Dark?

The teams sort out, but Luther and Serpentico attack Fuego and JSP! They kick Fuego out, the bell rings and Luther whips JSP corner to corner to clothesline! And then back the other way for another clothesline! Luther reels JSP into a BIG LARIAT! Tag to Serpentico, he is the human weapon, inverted suplex splash! Cover, TWO! Serpentico stomps JSP, bumps him off buckles over and over, then Luther tags in. Luther grabs Serpentico and JSP for a meeting of the minds! Serpentico flops out of the ring, Luther reels JSP in, and Luther calls his shot! LUTHER BOMB!! High stack cover, but Fuego breaks it up! Fuego gets away fast, but Luther stays between him and JSP.

Luther drags JSP up, back suplexes but JSP lands on his feet! JSP dodges, hot tag to Fuego! (no pun intended) Fuego hits a missile dropkick for Luther! Fuego rallies on Chaos Project with fast hands, then uses Luther to get just manage the SLICED BREAD on Serpentico! Fuego still rallies on Luther, then springboards to QUEBRADA! Fuego kips up to mule kick! Fuego goes to a corner as fans fire up! Fuego leaps to hit the TORNADO DDT! Cover, but Serpentico breaks it! Chaos Project regroups, Serpentico whips Luther in to DECK JSP! Fuego KNEES Luther, runs but Luther BOOTS Fuego down!

Luther drags Fuego up, Serpentico tags in, and Chaos Project hits CREEPING DEATH! Cover off the meteora spinebuster, Chaos Project wins!

Winners: Chaos Project, by pinfall

Luther and Serpentico just put out Fuego, and have perhaps ruined St. Patrick’s day. Will these two continue to creep up the rankings and be contenders soon enough?

 

Jazmin Allure VS KiLynn King!

Top Tier is back but so is the King! Who stands tall as the AEW Women’s Division heads for Double or Nothing?

The bell rings and King circles with Allure. They tie up, Allure waistlocks but King switches to slam her down! King holds on with the waistlock but Allure fights up and wrenches out. King wrenches back, whips Allure to a corner but Allure goes up, only for King to kick her down! King swings but into a roll-up, ONE! Allure runs into a scoop but slips out to kick away on a leg! Allure runs again and dropkicks the leg out! Allure MULE KICKS King down, covers, TWO! Allure keeps on King with a rain of rights! The ref counts, Allure lets off and throws King by her hair! Handspring splash, cover, TWO! Allure grows frustrated as King goes to a corner.

Allure is after her with forearms, but King shoves her away and throws forearms. Allure kicks, snapmares and KICKS King to cover, ONE! Allure clamps onto an arm, King wrenches out and ROCKS Allure! Allure SLAPS King, King seethes and blocks a slap to SLAP back! King CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then whips! Allure reverses but King CLOBBERS her! King rallies with more clotheslines, then boots a clothesline away to ROUNDHOUSE! Allure is down but King fires up! King says she’s going to take Allure for a ride, and gives her a GIANT SWING! The fans count it out, and King gets about 10 in! A certain Swiss Cyborg would be impressed!

Allure staggers up, King runs in but Allure boots her! Allure hops up, leaps, wheelbarrow and victory roll FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! King isn’t done and Allure is frustrated. Allure drags King up by her hair, throws forearms then runs, but the wheelbarrow becomes KINGDOM FALLS!! Cover, King wins!

Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall

King didn’t fold and stands tall! But when will The King get to sit on the throne of AEW?

 

8 Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Angel Fashion, Baron Black, Ryzin & Vary Morales!

Negative One rallies his troops as Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alan Angels and Colt Cabana form up and hit the ring! Will Number 5, BOOM BOOM and the OG show the Fashionable Hombre, the EmpBRUH, the Priest of Sin and La Estrella de Rock?

The teams sort out while Negative One lounges on the steps of the ramp, and Fashion starts with Stu. Stu picks Fashion right up, puts him in the corner for forearms, then Uno tags in. Stu whips Uno in to corner splash, then Stu RAMS in! Stu feeds Fashion to Uno’s BACKBREAKER! Vary tags in but Uno kicks low. Tag to Stu and Uno whips Vary to kitchen sink knee! Stu PENALTY KICKS Vary down! Stu drags Vary up, RAMS him into the corner and CHOPS him! Tag back to Uno and Uno CHOPS Vary! Tag to Cabana, he ROCKS Vary, then tags Angels in to EuroUpper! Stu tags in, CHOPS Vary again, then tags Uno. Uno back elbows, Cabana tags in to throw a haymaker!

Tag to Angels, he spinning back kicks, then all four members get in! Angels scoop slams Vary! All four men run, and then stop to hit the Dark Order pose. Negative One cheers as Angels brings Vary up for a back suplex. Vary lands on his feet, shoves Angels then follows. Things speed up, Angels hits a Belly2Belly with a twist! Cover, TWO! Tag to Cabana, they whip Vary for DOUBLE DOUBLE CHOPS! Negative One high-fives Cabana then does the Running Man, and Cabana runs at Vary in the corner. Vary dodges and Cabana hits buckles! Hot tag to Ryzin! Ryzin runs at Cabana but gets a DOUBLE CHOP! Cabana throws a big elbow, then another!

Cabana hits a Bionic Elbow, then goes to tag, but Ryzin keeps Caban from the corner! Ryzin dodges Cabana’s clothesline to ENZIGURI! Ryzin throws hands, then runs, into a BIG back drop! Tag to Baron but Uno tags in and BLASTS the corner! Uno dodges Baron, keeps going and CLOBBERS Baron! Uno DECKS Vary for good measure but Fashion gets in, only to get a NECKBREAKER! Uno blocks Baron’s kick and hands it to Stu so he can DECK Vary again! The ref reprimands, Stu hands Baron’s foot to Colt, and Uno still hits Baron with a NECKBREAKER! Tag to Cabana, Uno and Angels hit Fashion and Vary down!

Uno ROCKS Baron, Angels HEEL KICKS, and Stu torture racks for NIGHTFALL! Cabana finishes it off with the BILLY GOAT’S CURSE! Baron taps, Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by submission

Another big win for the Dark Order, and Negative One adds insult to injury as he kicks Baron out of the ring. The OG pick up Negative One to keep him contained, but will there be no stopping the faction from taking over AEW?

 

Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS David Ali, Seth Gargis & Adam Priest!

Billy joins his boys, Colten & Austin, and they roll three Gunns deep tonight! Will they stay undefeated as a trio and head for big things in AEW?

The Gunns do rock-paper-scissors, but Gargis leads the charge against them! Ali goes after Austin, Gargis keeps on Colten, but Billy backs Priest down. Billy fireman’s carries Priest to ram into a corner, Austin and Colten turn things around to stomp away! Billy has his boys coordinate, Billy feeds Priest to Colten’s COLT 45! Colten feeds Gargis to Billy’s FAMOUSER! Austin loads up, the Gunns whip Ali to the QUICK DRAW! Cover, the Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

BANG BANG BANG, the Gunn Club shoots and scores! But will there ever come a time when they miss the mark?

 

Bear Country VS Dean Alexander & Brick Aldridge!

Bear Boulder & Bear Bronson will join Jurassic Express against Matt Hardy’s horde for Dynamite, but they need to keep rolling as a duo. Will The Sensation and… Brick… end up lost in Bear Country?

The teams sort out, and the Bears BULLDOZE Brick and Alexander! Boulder scoop SLAMS Brick, scoops Alexander but Alexander slips out, only for Boulder to put him up top! Boulder ROCKS Alexander, scoops Brick and RAMS Brick into Alexander! Boulder carries both men for a DOUBLE OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Tag to Bronson, then Boulder sets their opponents like a stack of pancakes, for The BEAR COUNTRY SPLASH!! Cover, Bear Country wins!

Winners: Bear Country, by pinfall

Well who knew bears could move so quick! Boulder & Bronson are building momentum, are we going to see Bear Country reach the top 5?

 

Nick Comoroto w/ QT Marshall VS D3!

The Freak Beast Wrecking Ball is apparently the one member of the Nightmare Family not questioning QT’s behavior. But those issues aside, will Comoroto crush the Prince of Rome to at least make QT proud?

The bell rings and D3 is wary of Comoroto. They circle, Comoroto goes for a leg but D3 slips away. D3 is in a corner, he evades Comoroto and then does it again. Comoroto gets a bit annoyed with the dodgy D3, and he finally gets a hand on him! D3 wrenches to a wristlock but Comoroto scoops and SLAMS him! D3 kicks from below, and then again! D3 goes to a corner, goes up and over Comoroto then runs in but is put on the apron. D3 shoulders in, gamangiris then leaps, but into a fireman’s carry! Comoroto wants the Ushigoroshi but D3 handsprings out to fire off kicks! Comoroto shoves D3, D3 dodges but runs into a BACKBREAKER!

QT cheers Comoroto on as he military presses D3 to the POWERSLAM!! Cover, Comoroto wins!

Winner: Nick Comoroto, by pinfall

The Wrecking Ball DEMOLISHES D3, but will he do even more damage as he and QT climb up the rankings?

 

The Varsity Blondes VS Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs!

Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr have gotten on a bit of a roll, but they’ve gotta keep it going if they want to be contenders! Will the get through the West Coast Wrecking Crew to prove they’re already ready for more?

The teams sort out and BPJ starts with Isaacs. They circle, tie up, and BPJ waistlocks. Isaacs switches, headlocks, but BPJ powers out. Isaacs rams BPJ but he stays up. They start shoving, Isaacs SLAPS first, then runs, but BPJ dodges to run him over! BPJ wrenches Isaacs, whips him to the corner to CHOP! Tag to Griff and Griff hits a splash! The Blondes double suplex Isaacs high and hard, Griff covers, TWO! Griff keeps on Isaacs with a wrench, tags to BPJ, and BPJ CLUBS Isaac’s arm. BPJ wrenches, wristlocks, and yanks on the arm. BPJ wrenches again, but Isaacs ROCKS him with a right! BPJ CHOPS back, but Isaacs CHOPS and ROCKS him!

Isaacs whips BPJ but BPJ reverses. BPJ runs in but is put on the apron, only for BPJ to ROCK Isaacs! Isaacs distracts the ref by playing it up, and Nelson trips up BPJ’s springboard! BPJ hits apron on the way down, the Nelson throws BPJ back in. Isaacs drags BPJ up, throws forearms, and stomps BPJ into the corner. Tag to Nelson and Nelson stomps BPJ down. The ref counts, Nelson lets off to taunt Griff, but the ref keeps Griff back. BPJ CHOPS Nelson but Nelson stomps him back down. Tag to Isaacs, WCWC mugs BPJ, but fans rally up. Tag to Nelson, NECKBREAKER to BASEMENT SHOULDER! Leg drop and elbow drop, Nelson covers, TWO!

BPJ checks his jaw but Nelson taunts Griff. Nelson drags BPJ up to put him in the cover, and he runs in to shoulder BPJ! Nelson uses the three point stance but BPJ elbows him away! BPJ DECKS Isaacs but Nelson BOOTS BPJ! BPJ powers up and POUNCES Nelson! Both men are down, hot tag to Isaacs and he keeps BPJ away from Griff! BPJ flips through to hot tag Griff! The Ivy League MVP rallies on the WCWC, hip toss for Isaacs, BIG back drop for Nelson! Griff runs to SPLASH Nelson, then runs to SPLASH Isaacs! Griff suplexes Isaacs for the FALCON ARROW! Cover, but Nelson breaks it! Griff throws body shots on Nelson but Nelson kicks a leg out!

WCWC coordinate, Canadian rack, DOMINATOR CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Isaacs drags Griff back up, tags Nelson, and they mug Griff to then double back suplex. Griff lands on his feet, BPJ tags in, Griff sends Isaacs out hard! Griff ROLLING ELBOWS Nelson, BPJ FLYING CLOTHESLINES! Cover, the Blondes win!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

The WCWC get an A for effort, but BPJ and the MVP stand tall! Will they be graduating into the top 5 rankings soon enough?

 

VertVixen VS Madi Wrenkowski!

Two young hopefuls return to fight their way up the rankings. Both are students of Thunder Rosa, but will Madi make Vert face reality and prove she’s Rosa’s star pupil?

The bell rings, Vert rushes Madi and throws big forearms! Madi powers Vert to a corner to throw forearms in return! Vert turns things around to throw forearms, but the ref counts. Vert whips, Madi reverses and runs in to crossbody! Madi snapmares Vert, hits a NECK SNAPPER, then covers, TWO! Madi rains down forearms, drags Vert up and runs, but Vert hits an uppercut! Vert elbows Madi against ropes, then snapmares her to run and CALF KICK! Madi flounders around, Vert fires up and runs in to dropkick Madi to the corner! Madi drags herself up, Vert runs back in, but only gets buckles! Madi fireman’s carries for the ROLLING SENTON! Madi keeps going, BIG leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO!

Madi keeps her cool, drags Vert up, but Vert trips Madi to rain down hands! Madi pushes Vert away, throws haymakers and forearms of her own, then whips corner to corner. Vert slides to a stop to EDDY GORDO Madi away! SUPERKICK and SUPERKICK, then an GAMANGIRI! Madi is dazed and Vert throws body shots. Madi forearms back, they brawl from the mat and up to their feet. Madi throws forearms, whips, Vert reverses but Madi LARIATS! Vert gets up but Madi LARIATS again! Madi hits a back drop! Madi drags Vert up, whips her to a corner, then runs in to go up and MONKEY FLIP! Fans fire up with Madi as Vert rises again, Madi runs but her dropkick is deflected!

Vert runs to KNEE Madi down! Cover, TWO!! Madi survives and shocks Vert! Vert drags Madi up and around, but Madi gets her in a small package! Cover, TWO! Vert escapes, staggers to a corner, and she runs back at Madi, but into a drop toehold! Madi runs to SCISSOR KICK!! Cover, Madi wins!!

Winner: Madi Wrenkowski, by pinfall

Now can you dig that, sucka? Madi gets a big win against her classmate and rival, but will Madi’s reality be a bright future in AEW?

 

Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Aaron Solow & Carlie Bravo!

Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian are still on their journey of tag titles or bust, and clearly they haven’t reached the end yet! Will the Extra Talented and #GoonPlatoon bring about the shocking conclusion of SCU?

The teams sort out and the Fallen Angel starts with Bravo. Daniels talks to Bravo, Bravo offers a handshake, but Daniels just pats Bravo on the shoulder. Bravo and Daniels circle, tie up, and Bravo gets an arm to wrench to a wristlock. Daniels rolls, wrenches back and headlocks, and holds on as Bravo tries to power out. Bravo tries again and gets free but Daniels runs him over! Daniels headlocks again and Bravo’s back to square one. Bravo throws body shots, powers out, but Daniels runs him over again! Things speed up, Bravo hurdles and hip tosses Daniels to then dropkick him down! Daniels blocks the next dropkick but misses the elbow drop! Fans cheer this opening exchange!

Bravo and Daniels circle but Daniels tags out to the Heavy Metal Rebel. Solow calls to Bravo and Bravo tags him in. Solow and Kaz circle, feel out the grapple, and tie up. Kaz waistlocks to slam Solow down, then holds on to shift and body scissor to a cover, TWO! Solow runs into a drop toehold, Kaz facelocks and keeps Solow grounded. Solow fights up, rolls but Kaz rolls with him. Kaz cranks on the grovit, Solow endures and fights up to back drop. Kaz makes that a sunset flip, TWO! Solow dodges to arm-drag Kaz around, then clamps on with an armlock! Kaz fights up, puts Solow on ropes, and Solow lets off. Kaz CHOPS Solow, whips him but Solow reverses to arm-drag again!

Solow dropkicks Kaz down and covers, ONE! Solow drags Kaz over, tag to Bravo, and Bravo clubs Kaz’s arm. Bravo whips, Kaz kicks him away then tags Daniels. Kaz shoves Bravo to Daniels’ STO! Daniels drags Bravo up to DECK him, then whips him to back drop! Daniels hesitates but he covers, ONE! Daniels snapmares Bravo, tags Kaz, then slingshot elbow drops! Kaz slingshot leg drops, and fans fire up as Kaz brings Bravo up. Kaz wrenches, reels Bravo in and hits a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Kaz facelocks Bravo, tags Daniels in, and SCU whips Bravo to GAMANGIRI and Manhattan drop! Daniels goes up, CROSSBODY HIGH LOW! Cover, TWO! Another try, TWO!

Daniels argues the count but the ref says it’s fair. Daniels clamps on tight with chinlock and fans rally up for Bravo. Bravo fights up, throws elbows, but Daniels shoves Bravo. Bravo dodges, sunset flips but Daniels slips free only to miss the leg drop! Hot tag to Solow! Solow rallies on SCU! Uppercut and a whip to Daniels for another uppercut! Solow keeps going, another whip but Daniels puts him on the apron! Solow enziguris Daniels, dodges Kaz and SUPERKICKS him! Solow goes up top, leaps at Daniels, and hits a FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Cover, TWO! Bravo brings Daniels up but Daniels hits a COMPLETE SHOT!

Solow staggers, Daniels brings him around, underhooks but Solow RANAS free of Angel’s Wings, to SCREW HIGH KICK! Kaz tags in, dodges a kick, and Oklahoma Rolls! TWO, Kaz CHOPS Solow! Kaz suplexes but Solow slips out to throw Kaz down and DOUBLE STOMP! Tag to Bravo, Bravo goes up as Kaz staggers, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Kaz flounders to a corner, Bravo runs in but Kaz elbows him! Kaz dodges, Bravo hits buckles, Kaz CLOBBERS Bravo! Tag to Daniels, Daniels DECKS Solow, and Kaz gut wrenches Bravo. BEST MELTZER EVER!! Cover, SCU wins!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (still a tag team)

Undefeated since issuing the challenge to themselves, and they are climbing the mountain! But will they make it to the top? And with Young Bucks soon to face Death Triangle, who will even be at the top when (or if) SCU gets there?

 

Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz!

Jersey’s Finest has hit a rough road as of late, but sometimes if you’re going through hell, you keep on going to get past it! Will they end up running right into that hell against Team Taz’s #AbsoluteMachines?

The teams sort out, Kiss and Cage start and circle. Fans rally up as Cage doesn’t seem to take Kiss serious. Cage choke grips, pops Kiss up but Kiss slips free and runs to tilt-o-whirl headscissor Cage to a corner! Kiss handsprings in for the KISS MISSILE SLAP! Cage swings but Kiss goes Matrix to bridge and kick, but Cage blocks the enziguri to KNEE Kiss down! Cage drags Kiss up, RAMS him into the corner, then RAMS into Kiss with a shoulder! And again! Starks tags in without warning, but Cage moves aside. Starks CHOPS Kiss, ROCKS him then stomps him! Starks drags Kiss up to whip, Kiss rolls off the back then leap frogs. Starks shoves Kiss down but Kiss kicks.

Starks still back suplexes but Kiss lands on his feet to ROUNDHOUSE Starks! Hot tag to Janela and the Bad Boy CROSSBODIES! Janela fires off haymakers over and over and DECKS Starks! Cage runs in but Janela dumps him out! Janela builds speed to DIVE, but Cage catches him! For a BRAINBUSTER! Cage drags Janela up and in for Starks, and Starks KNEES Kiss down. Starks drags Janela up, scoop SLAMS him, then runs to drop a knee! Cover, but Kiss breaks it! Starks swipes at Kiss, drags Janela back up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Cage, Cage stomps away on Janela, then digs his boot in.

The ref counts, Cage lets off, and Starks gets a cheap shot in before Cage BOOT WASHES! Tag to Starks, Starks whips Janela to an open corner then runs in, into Janela’s BOOT! Janela hops up, leaps to sunset flip, TWO! Starks storms over to Janela but Janela throws him into buckles! Janela reaches for Kiss but Starks CLOBBERS him first! Starks swipes at Kiss again, brings Janela up to throw him out, then stomps him on the apron. Starks distracts the ref, Hook sweeps Janela’s legs! Kiss protests but the ref keeps him back as Starks puts Janela back in. Cover, TWO! Janela flips Starks off but Starks SLAPS him! Janela SLAPS back, Starks DECKS Janela!

Starks hits a BIG back suplex, drags Janela over and tags in Cage. Starks holds a leg but Cage stomps Janela’s chest. Cage whips Janela hard into a corner, then drags him up for forearms. Cage runs but Janela forearms back! And again! Janela fires up as he throws more forearms, but he runs into Cage’s arms and Cage RAMS Janela into buckles! Cage runs but Janela dodges and Cage hits buckles! Janela crawls for his corner, Cage grabs at Janela but Janela kicks. Cage dead lifts Janela for a BUCKLE BOMB! Tag to Starks, he drags Janela to a cover, TWO! Starks drags Janela up, suplexes but Janela slips out to shove Starks into Cage! O’Conner roll, TWO!

Janela DECKS Cage, elbows Starks, and then kicks Cage to hit SLICED BREAD on Starks! Taz gets worried, Janela hot tags Kiss! Cage tags in, Kiss dodges and fires off! Kiss bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off more, but Cage shoves Kiss away. Kiss rebounds, slides under then dropkicks and kicks to ROUNDHOUSE! Kiss whips, Cage reverses but Kiss slides out to the apron! Cage runs into another ROUNDHOUSE! Kiss climbs, leaps, METEORA! Cover, TWO!! Taz is frustrated but so is Kiss. Fans rally up, Cage blocks a whip to send Kiss to a corner. Kiss BOOTS Cage, hops up and leaps, FLYING RANA! Kiss keeps going, BOOT to splits and then a roll up, TWO!

Kiss SPINNING BUZZSAWS! Cover, Starks breaks it! Starks drags Kiss up, Kiss throws forearms back! Kiss whips, Starks reverses, Team Taz combine to DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER Kiss! Cage covers but Janela breaks it! Starks runs at Janela but the Spear is sent into ropes! Janela uppercuts Cage, Kiss ROCKS him with a forearm, and Jersey’s Finest combine for a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Janela hurries up top, and DIVING SPLASHES! Kiss is up top now, and drops the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Jersey’s Finest can’t believe it! Kiss tags Janela, then Janela tags Kiss. They both run to DECK Starks!

Cage runs in, misses, Janela ROCKS Cage, Kiss back elbows, Janela ROLLING ELBOWS, Kiss ROUNDHOUSES, Janela SUPERKICKS! Janela positions Cage in the dragon sleeper but Cage powers up to scoop Janela! Cage RAMS Janela into Kiss, shifts Janela, Kiss jumps on but the seated senton isn’t enough! Starks tags in, Cage hits the POWERBOMB POWERSLAM! Starks SPEARS Kiss, covers, Team Taz wins!

Winners: Team Taz, by pinfall

The #AbsoluteMachines win, but Cage is a touch surprised Starks sniped that cover. But a win is a win, Starks strikes his pose, Taz says this is just because they’re upset about Revolution. Team Taz rolls on, will they be the ones to face whoever holds the AEW World Tag Team Championships after Bucks VS Death Triangle happens?

But speaking of frustrations, Janela is upset with Kiss! Janela says at this rate, he’s going back to delivering pizzas, wrestling in bingo halls for 8×10’s, hotdogs and handshakes, all because of Kiss. Fans boo and Kiss tries to apologize, but then Janela apologizes. Janela hugs Kiss, helps him up and says this is just frustration. Think about it from their perspective. Is the rough road ahead even rougher than either Janela or Kiss imagined?

 

Jack Evans VS Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order!

The Hybrid2 are down to one for right now, but the mouthier half is holding it down for them both. But will this Hybrid1 feel like a zero against Number 10?

Negative One tops of his night, and perhaps complicates Excalibur’s, by joining commentary. The bell rings and Vance circles with Evans. They tie up, Vance shoves Evans down hard! Evans goes to the apron, complaining about hair pulling, but then he hotshots Vance! Evans talks trash but Vance drags Evans back up! Vance suplexes Evans, holds him up for TEN then SLAMS Evans down! Negative One points out that he was very upset when Evans helped cheat Vance out of the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match, so this is payback. Vance CHOPS Evans in a corner, whips Evans corner to corner, then runs in to clothesline! Vance TOSSES Evans across the way!

Evans bails out, Vance follows but Evans trips him up! Vance hits apron and Negative One is upset, but then Evans crossbodies into Vance’s arms! Evans slips out of the scoop to POST Vance! Negative One doesn’t want commentary, he saw what happened! Vance is down, Evans goes into the ring and the ring count climbs. Vance stands at 5, gets in at 7, but baits Evans into a BOOT! Vance covers, TWO! Vance drags Evans up to whip, back drop but Evans lands on his feet to CORKSCREW KICK! Evans talks trash and throws hammering ax handles! “This is what happens when you push an honorable man too far!”

Evans throws hands, wrenches Vance and whips him to ropes to hit a LEG LARIAT! Evans says BOOM for the STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! Negative One stresses out as Evans CLUBS Vance down. Vance throws body shots, Evans elbows him down! Evans bumps Vance off buckles, wrenches and whips corner to corner, then shows off with the handspring back elbow! Evans hits so hard, he falls out of the ring! Vance staggers, Evans SPRINGBOARD RYDER KICKS him down! Negative One grows more annoyed as Evans goes to the corner and climbs up. Evans PHOENIX SPLASHES but Vance avoids it! Evans FLOPS and both men are down!

Fans rally up as a standing count climbs. Vance is up at 5 to CLOBBER Evans! Vance rallies with more clotheslines, then he whips Evans, but Evans fights the spinebuster, so Vance back drops him! Vance whips Evans, tries again but Evans knees and haymakers! Evans stands on Vance to then STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Evans grows frustrated and Negative One threatens to smack Excalibur as Evans stomps Vance down. Evans drags Vance up, snap suplexes then covers, TWO! Evans gets an ARMBAR! Vance endures, makes it a high stack cover, TWO! Evans runs and DECKS Vance again! Cover, TWO!

Evans gets up, throws haymakers, but Vance puts Evans in the corner to fire off hands and CHOPS! Evans kicks, throws haymakers, then bumps Vance off buckles. Evans digs his boot in, the ref counts and Evans lets off at 4. Vance goes to a corner, Evans throws haymakers, then snapmares Vance to a seated cobra twist! Evans makes it a cobra cradle, TWO! Vance fights but Evans gets him to another armbar! The ref says they’re in the ropes, Evans holds on and gets Vance away from ropes, only for Vance to get back to ropes for the ropebreak. Evans lets go at 4, whips but Vance dodges and waistlocks, ripcord CUTTER! Both men are down but fans rally up!

A standing count begins, and it reaches 4 as Vance slowly sits up. Evans follows, both men get up but Vance CLOBBERS Evans again! And again! Vance whips, and back drops again! Evans staggers to a corner, Vance runs in but Evans BOOTS him! Evans runs, into the SPINEBUSTER! Negative One fires up with Vance as Evans goes to the apron. Vance runs in but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Evans springboards into a SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!?! Negative One is shocked! Vance drags Evans up, full nelsons, but is that Angelico!? Angelico was here all along and he distracts the ref for Evans to LOW BLOW Vance!! Negative One is freaking out!

Evans drags Vance to a drop zone, commentary is arguing, Evans PHOENIX SPLASHES!! Cover, TWO!!? Evans is shocked that Vance survives! Evans reels Vance in, Vance wrenches out and hits the FULL NELSON! Evans is a rag doll!! Vance doesn’t let up until Evans is OUT, Vance wins!!

Winner: Preston Vance, by submission

Vance has blood from the nose or mouth area, but he doesn’t seem to let that bother him. Will anything faze Vance on his way up the ranks in AEW?


My Thoughts:

A good Dark here, and they managed to get 15 matches in an hour and 45 minutes rather than 2 hours, which is a godsend. We already got 2 hours with Elevation, are going to get 2 hours with Dynamite, we need a little less somewhere in this new AEW triple threat. I will say, we got a solid block of squashes with the Gunn Club, Bear Country and Nick Comoroto getting their obvious wins out of the way quick. Dynamite clearly likes giving everyone a fair showing so that they earn their pay and get exposure, but sometimes a squash goes a long way to building up someone, so Bear Country and Comoroto are definitely building up as the beasts they are with those quick wins.

On the flipside, matches like Luchasaurus VS Bononi, Varsity Blondes VS WCWC, Vert VS Madi, and the last three matches were all properly lengthy. There is story building with Jurassic Express and “The Pretty Boys” since Avalon’s whole gimmick now is amassing a faction of attractive people, and it is pretty clear Jungle Boy fits the description. Varsity Blondes are still a young team, Isaacs & Nelson are a promising team as well, so getting some competitive showing works for both. Vert and Madi have a backstory that AEW can definitely play on, but with Madi getting the nod with the Women’s Title Eliminator Tournament, it makes sense for her to get the win.

SCU’s mission of titles or bust does benefit from having more competitive matches, it really plays on their doubts and how they’re one of the older teams. Team Taz has tension from losing the Street Fight, but it’s good story that there are cracks forming between Jersey’s Finest. Seems a bit of a shame that a team that had some promise is breaking up, but Janela does deserve to have some singles shine again. And Evans VS Vance has good story from the build to Revolution, Negative One was hilarious on commentary, and Angelico making that surprise return was a good twist. Vance still wins, he is a beast in his own right, and that bloody nose adds something to his win, like when Britt Baker kept going when she had that really nasty bloody nose.

My Score: 8.2/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/23/25)

IF YOU WANNA JAM!

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Who wins this three-on-three?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Sunday! But will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue? Or can AR Fox & Top Flight finally dethrone them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight; The Death Riders win and retain the titles.
  • Bandido VS Johnny TV; Bandido wins.
  • Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont; Harley wins.
  • Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable; Los Titanes win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW World Trios Championships: The Death Riders VS AR Fox & Top Flight!

Jon Moxley survived another title defense thanks to Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & Pac, but now they must defend their own titles. Not only that, but it is against the three men that won that $300,000 Rampage Holiday Bash battle royal back in 2022. Will the Death Riders continue their reign of terror? Or will these high-fliers really cash in here tonight?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and it is time to slam, if you wanna jam!

The trios sort out, and The Decoder starts against Darius Martin. The fans rally up as the bell rings. Yuta and Darius circle, tie up, and Yuta wrenches to a hammerlock. Darius reaches back to headlock, then he chinbars into a cravat. Yuta spins through to trip Darius and has a toehold. Darius endures while fans rally. Darius turns over, reels Yuta in and headlocks back. Yuta brings Darius to his knees, then waistlocks. Darius switches and SLAMS Yuta, then floats to turn Yuta over for a cover. ONE, and Darius avoids a leg sweep to headlock. Yuta powers up and out, Darius goes up and over, then Darius arm-drags Yuta!

Yuta gets up, Darius DROPKICKS him, and Omaha cheers. The fans cheer, Darius CHOPS, then he tags in Dante. Darius whips, Yuta reverses, but Darius rolls off Yuta’s back. Darius SOBATS, Dante sweeps, and Darius DOUBLE STOMPS! Dante covers, ONE, but Dante wrenches to wristlock. Yuta pulls hair to put Dante in the corner, and Claudio tags in. The Swiss Cyborg stomps Dante, the fans boo, but Claudio waistlocks. Dante switches and hops on for a SLEEPER! Claudio powers up and out, but Dante sunset flips! Claudio flails to stay up, and he drags Dante right up to his feet! Dante dodges, and he fires forearms!

Dante fires more shots but Claudio shoves him away. Dante dodges, ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio returns to CLOBBER Dante! The fans are torn but Pac applauds. Claudio fires body shots, then UPPERCUTS. Claudio pie faces Dante, whips corner to corner hard, then runs up, but into a BOOT! Claudio just comes back, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Dante goes up and up and RANA! Not the cleanest but Claudio still tumbles out. Claudio hurries back in, tag to Pac. Pac RAMS Dante, then slingshots up and over. Pac keeps moving, but Dante CLOBBERS him! Tag to Fox and he LARIATS Pac! And goes Matrix to then PELE!

The fans fire up for Fox and he has Pac. Fox whips, Pac reverses, but Fox stops himself. Yuta runs up but Fox TOSSES him! Pac runs up, Fox puts him on the apron and sweeps the legs. Pac is on the apron, Fox builds speed, just to slingshot STOMP Pac on the apron! Then he CANNONBALLS Yuta! But Claudio runs up to BOOT Fox down! The fans boo, Top Flight protests, but Claudio deadlifts Fox into the ring! Pac storms in and stomps Fox around. Pac drags Fox up, bumps him off buckles hard, then tags Claudio. They mug Fox, Claudio ROCKS Fox, and then drags Fox up. Fox tries to power forward but Claudio keeps him back!

Claudio powers Fox back, he tags Yuta in, and they mug Fox more. Yuta stands Fox up to reel him in, and he snap suplexes! Cover, ONE!! Fox stays in this but Yuta stays on him. Fox JAWBREAKERS free, goes Matrix again, hot tag to Darius! Darius CLOBBERS Yuta, BLASTS Pac, then BOOTS Yuta! Darius keeps moving, HOTSHOT BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Then Darius GAMANGIRIS Yuta, steps in and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Dante CANNONBALLS Claudio! Pac TOSSES Dante out, the ref reprimands him, but that lets Yuta CLAW Darius’ eyes! The fans boo but Yuta hits a PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO!

Yuta is annoyed but he keeps Darius down with a wristlock, and mockingly claps hands, while Collision goes picture in picture.

Yuta drags Darius up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Pac. Pac stomps Darius down, kicks him around, then kicks Darius in the side! Pac stays between Darius and his team, taunts him, but Darius fires body shots. Darius UPPERCUTS, but Pac KICKS him down! Pac taunts the fans, then brings him up. Pac tags Yuta back in, Yuta CHOPS Darius, then Yuta snapmares Darius for a KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps onto Darius with a chinlock to keep him down. Darius fights up, fires body shots, and he ROCKS Yuta! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Darius runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Yuta tags Pac, then holds Darius down for Pac to drop a leg, brother! Pac looms over Darius, then drags Darius up to DECK him! Pac stomps Darius, CHOKES him on the ropes, but steps off as the ref counts. Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Fox protests but nothing can be done as Pac stands Darius up. Tag to Claudio and the mugging continues. The fans rally for “A R FOX! A R FOX!” Darius fires body shots and a CHOP! Claudio brushes that off, but Darius CHOPS again! And again! Claudio still eggs Darius on, Darius CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS into a hook! Darius tries but Claudio fights the backslide! Claudio spins around, shoves Darius, POP-UP DROPKICK!

Darius and Claudio are both down and the fans fire up! Darius crawls, as does Claudio, but then Claudio grabs a leg. Claudio drags Darius bac, but Darius BOOTS free! Hot tags to Yuta and Dante! Dante rallies on Yuta with forearm after forearm! Dante whips, Yuta reverse, Dante goes  out, up, around, and then GAMANGIRISR! Dante springboards to avoid Pac and CROSSBODY Yuta in one move! Dante FLIPS up and over Yuta, then sends Pac into him! Dante SHOTGUNS Pac in the back to send him out, and the fans fire up! Dante builds speed to go up, up, then tags Fox before he CANNONBALLS!

The fans fire up, but here comes Claudio! Dante dodges, Fox PENALTY KICKS! Then Fox goes up the corner to MOONSAULT! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up again! Fox puts Yuta in, then climbs the corner, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Fox hurries to go back up a corner! But Claudio anchors Fox, but Top Flight YANKS Claudio down! Fox adjusts, but Yuta trips him up now! The fans boo, the ref reprimands Yuta, but then Pac DOUBLE LOW BLOWS Top Flight!! Claudio DOUBLE LARIATS Top Flight, and the Death Riders regroup. The ref reprimands, but the Death Riders don’t listen as they surround Fox.

Omaha is thunderous for Fox as he fights back, 3v1! But Claudio! blocks a kick, and the mugging is on! The ref reprimands, Claudio stands Fox up, and he sends Yuta in, ELBOW! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Pac ELBOWS! Yuta ELBOWS! Repeat! The fans boo as the cycle of violence continues! Then Pac hits a TOMBSTONE!! ROCKET LAUNCHER! Cover, Death Riders win!

Winners: The Death Riders, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Chaos reigns as The Death Riders screwed over their old rivals. Fox & Top Flight regroup and the fans cheer, but THE CRU attacks! Action Andretti & Lio Rush grin as they CLOBBER Darius! They talk trash, and then Dante gets up, only for Action to LARIAT him down! But where’d Fox go? Wait, now Lio & Action undo their chain necklaces, so they can CHOKE Top Flight with them!! The fans boo, more refs rush out here, but The Cru has already choked out Darius & Dante! Will this be the end of this animosity? Or have Lio & Action only put themselves back on Top Flight’s radar?

 

BREAKING NEWS for April!

Dynamite returns to Boston, but it won’t be Big Business. It’ll be a Spring Breakthru! Get your tickets now so you don’t miss out!

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair brings up the intense match Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia had, going to Hell and back, all for the TNT Championship. It unfortunately ended in a time limit draw, and some would say a tie is worse than a loss. Cole says he certainly feels that way. He feels sick to his stomach, physically beat up, and the worst part is, he had Garcia beat. “Daniel Garcia, I had you beat for that TNT Championship. The time limit is what saved you. And lemme tell you, the next time we do face each other, there will be no outside interference, there will be no time limit. It will be Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia, for the TNT Championship, and trust me when I tell you, you’re looking at the next champ!”

Kyle O’Reilly says wow. And speaking of rematches, it has been about a week since their match with FTR. And what’s really bugging him isn’t the loss, it’s the lack of respect. Kyle & Roddy showed a lot of respect. They held out their hands, and what’d FTR do? FTR left Kyle wondering if they really are everything they say they are: The best tag team on Earth that’s ever existed in the time-space continuum! Kyle thinks they’re just insecure. Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! No. No, we are not gonna do that. That loss matters. We didn’t go through what we went through to get back together, to lose to the supposed best tag team on the planet.”

Roddy wants FTR to hear this. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The third time’s not gonna happen, fellas.” Cole says, “And that is Undisputed.” When and where will we see these epic trilogies happen?

 

Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns as Lexy is now with The Rainmaker. We’re not even a quarter into 2025 and Okada has gotten some very significant wins defending the AEW Continental Championship. Okada says yes, at Grand Slam: Australia, he beat Buddy Matthews. At Revolution, he beat Brody King. He put those dogs down. What does that mean? Okada says he means, he put those b*tches to sleep! Is The Rainmaker saying the Hounds of Hell are no more? Or will they come barking back and take a bite out of his belt?

 

Bandido VS Johnny TV!

The Most Wanted wants his revenge on Chris Jericho, but he was first challenged by the Guru of Greatness for this “big ratings” showdown. Will Bandido mute Johnny and head for The Nueve? Or will he find he’s not #TVReady?

Johnny disrespects Bandido during his entrance by throwing his big studded jacket at him! The fans boo, Johnny grins, but Bandido fires off forearms! The bell rings, Johnny pushes Bandido back, then wrangles him. Johnny rolls Bandido, ONE, but Johnny floats to rain down fists and stomps! Johnny gets his sunglasses off, the fans boo, but Johnny says he is TV Ready. Johnny taunts “cabron” Bandido, then KICKS him in the back. Johnny eggs Bandido on, “How’s my foot taste?” Johnny drags Bandido up for a NECKBREAKER! The fans boo as Johnny shows off the abs. Johnny KICKS Bandido, drags him back up, then fires body shots.

Johnny whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he CLOBBERS Johnny! The fans fire up as Bandido keeps moving, another big forearm! And another big forearm! Bandido fires up, the fans are with him, and he runs in at the corner. Bandido jumps up to MONKEY FLIP! Johnny flops hard on his face! Johnny gets up in a huff, but runs into a military press! With ONE HAND! Bandido then THROWS Johnny down! Omaha rallies more while Johnny bails out, and Collision goes to single picture.

Bandido build speed, but Johnny slides in and LARIATS! Johnny mocks the clapping, then covers, TWO! Bandido is tougher than that, but Johnny drags him right up. Johnny reels Bandido in, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Cover, TWO! Bandido is still tougher than that, but Johnny clamps on a dragon sleeper. Bandido endures, even as Johnny hooks a leg and twists him. Bandido fights around, reaches out, but Johnny drags him back! Johnny keeps on the stretch plum style hold, but Bandido still endures. Bandido fights up, fires knees, but Johnny CLUBS Bandido! Johnny INVERTED SUPLEXES, but Bandido lands on the apron!

Bandido blocks a shot, slingshots, but Johnny SHOVES him down! Bandido hits the floor and Johnny goes out after him. Johnny storms up on Bandido, stands him up, and whips him into steel steps! Bandido falls in a heap, Johnny stalks him and taunts him, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Sunday returns, Johnny runs in at the corner but Bandido BOOTS him away! Bandido then UPPERCUTS, goes up, but Johnny throws him down! Bandido rolls to his feet, runs back in, but Johnny dodges. Johnny runs back in, but Bandido SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up, Bandido covers, TWO! Johnny survives that shot but Bandido stays focused. The fans rally, Bandido paces, and Bandido drags Johnny up. Bandido gut wrenches to a Canadian Rack, that then becomes a torture rack! X KNEE! Johnny staggers to the ropes, Bandido says BANG! Bandido runs in, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido wins!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

The Most Wanted was most certainly #TVReady! But he’s not done, as he grabs a mic to call out Jericho! “Come here, and bring my little brother, Gravity’s mask, RIGHT NOOOW!” Bandido waits, and here comes The Learning Tree! The ROH World Champion has “Big Bill” & Bryan Keith behind him, and he is holding onto Gravity’s mask. The fans boo, but Jericho smiles as he holds the mask up. The Learning Tree goes to the ring, and Jericho also has a mic. Jericho steps and says, “You know, Bandido. I wish I could tell you it doesn’t have to be this way, but I think we both know that it does.

“Because even after a generational career, one of the greatest in pro-wrestling history, I still have to remind you, everybody here watching tonight, everybody at home, who’s been fortunate enough to witness the brilliance of the Jericho Era… That you can only take me for granted for so long! That you can only take from me so much until I start taking back.” Jericho can be quite generous, and he can also be very dangerous. Bandido can just ask his family. The fans boo, but Jericho says Bandido’s terrified sister, his disgraced brother, and his weeping mother…! And Jericho is sorry he made Bandido’s mother cry, he really is.

But he had to teach Bandido a lesson! That’s what happens when you try and take the ROH World Championship from Chris Jericho! You understand him? Do you?! The fans boo, but Jericho says if Bandido wants the mask back, he can’t have it. Because Jericho wants Bandido to remember the humiliation that he felt when Jericho took this mask right off his brother. And the only thing worse than taking a luchador’s mask… is putting that mask on! Jericho goes to put Gravity’s mask on! The fans boo as Jericho wears it as his own! His big head doesn’t even fit in it! The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but Jericho tells them to shut up!

Jericho, muffled as his voice is now, tells Bandido that Bandido should just stand there and cry like his mother! Bandido DECKS Jericho instead! But now Bill runs up! Bandido dodges, BOOTS Keith, then dodges again! Bandido goes up, up, but into Bill’s big hand! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido slips free, then dodges Keith! Bandido SNATCHES the mask off Jericho, and gets away clean! The fans fire up as Bandido gets his moral victory! But will he and Jericho go one more round for THE victory?

 

Megan Bayne speaks.

“I’ve watched others fight for what they believe is theirs: Titles, fame, glory. But none of them possess true power. They worship at the feet of champions, but even those champions don’t understand what it is to be chosen by the heavens. I have arrived here as the embodiment of fate. And when they bow before me, when they worship at my feet, they’ll finally know that the All Elite Goddess has arrived. I am The Megasus, and this is my kingdom now.”

Toni Storm speaks.

“Who died and made you God? Who came down from the mountains and bestowed your power upon my people? Megan Bayne, have you heard the mythology of the one they call Timeless? Hercules doesn’t have my thighs, I have an Oedipal Complex with myself, I can summon the Kraken from my ass, and Pegasus ain’t got s*it on me! I saw my reflection, and my reflection saw me, and we made love until the sun came up. And at Dynasty, I will cut off the head of the mighty Megasus, and I will hold it aloft for the whole world to see, and I will say… ‘By GAWD I’m good.'” Luther applauds in the background, will Toni Storm slay this female titan?

 

Harley Cameron VS Aminah Belmont!

Though she was rather coy about her- er, Harley-gram’s budding romance with The Beast Mortos, the wild Aussie is getting back in action. Will the Phoenix Princess #FEELTHEWRATH on Slam Dunk Sunday?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley. Harley and Aminah tie up, Harley headlocks, but Aminah powers up and out. Aminah drops down, Harley rolls over then bypasses Aminah to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Harley runs and KNEES Aminah low. Then a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up again and Harley stands Aminah up. Aminah throat chops, then straitjackets for the NECKBREAKER! Harley flounders to a corner, Aminah mocks the fans, then she runs in, but into an ELBOW! Harley runs up, ducks the lariat and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up for Harley, she ducks Aminah’s roundhouse to pump handle!

Harley lifts for the PUMP HANDLE SAIDO! The fans fire up with Harley, “FEEL THE WRATH!” And then she dragon sleepers, for HER FINISHING MOVE! Cover, Harley wins!

Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall

Aminah certainly did #FEELTHEWRATH, and Harley goes right to commentary for our main event! Will Harley have a good time watching Komander & Hologram officially debut as a team? Or will Dralistico y Mortos make everything tranquilo?

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis.

Lexy is with cruddy Callis and brings up all that is going on within the Family. We have not seen Kyle Fletcher since the brutal cage match at Revolution, and- Callis stops Lexy there. He says we all know what she’s up to here. She is passive aggressively getting Callis all worked up about the cage match, but here’s the thing. When you have Kyle Fletcher, just 26 years old, and already the future of pro-wrestling, “you have the luxury of putting nights like Revolution in the rearview mirror. What I’ve got planned for Kyle Fletcher, what we’ve got planned, is gonna dwarf anything that your little brain could possibly fathom!”

But one thing she said is right: Everyone wants to see Kyle! So tonight is a little treat. Ladies and gentlemen… The Protostar, the future of wrestling, and the New God of Pro-Wrestling, Kyle BAH GAWD Fletcher! Yes, Kyle indeed steps into frame, and he says there has been a lot of talk and rumors that he was in some hospital bed, licking his wounds, but he is here to set the story straight. Yes, the cage match, the entire rivalry with Ospreay, has changed Kyle. But one thing that has not changed is the fact that he is destined to be the greatest of all time!

So he will be at Dynamite this Wednesday, and he’ll make it very apparent what is next for The Family, and for The Protostar, Kyle Fletcher. Say his full name, baby! Callis and Kyle hug it out, are maybe feeling a little too good, but just what is next for the DCF in AEW?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Tony Khan has decided what’s next for Kyle: Brody King! Will the King of Death prove the Hounds of Hell are not done yet? Or will The Protostar use him as a stepping stone to the top? Then, it is some big meaty men slapping meat as “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs takes on Mark Davis. Will Hobbs finally get past the Don Callis Family with this? Plus, after Megan Bayne and Toni Storm each said their piece tonight, we’re getting a tag team match! Megan again teams with Penelope Ford against the reunited #ThunderStorm! Can La Mera Mera get her own revenge while helping Timeless Toni tune up for Dynasty?

And Kenny Omega not only returns, he is back in action against Blake Christian! Will the Best Bout Machine use the Vanilla Babyface as an appetizer for that big International Championship Triple Threat at Dynasty? And last but not least, after Dax Harwood left Cope hanging last week, Tony Schiavone will interview #RatedFTR to get to the bottom of this divide. All this when AEW arrives in St. Paul, Minnesota!

 

Los Titanes del Aire VS La Faccion Ingobernable!

This one has been a long time coming. Hologram was put on the shelf because of Dralistico, Mortos y Rush, but he was able to reboot, rebuild and refresh in time to help Komander fight back. Can the Titans of the Air fly high over LFI? Or will Dralistico y Mortos stampede over them like rampaging bulls?

The teams sort out, the ref has to keep them back, and then Dralistico starts against Hologram. Harley claims to have no idea who “Harley-gram” really is, but whoever she is, she has a fantastic chest. Wait, Mortos CLOBBERS Komander! The fans boo, but Hologram dodges, and Mortos CLOBBERS Darlistico! Hologram fires hands, Mortos headlocks, but Hologram goes up the ropes! Hologram then flips free, SOBATS, and whips. Hologram ducks under then hurdles over Mortos. Mortos leaps over, runs back up, ARABIAN PRESS and a roll! The fans fire up, Hologram dodges Mortos to then tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU-

NO, Mortos stops the ride to chicken wing Hologram! But Hologram victory rolls through, TWO! Mortos has it, TWO! Both men stand, Hologram rolls Mortos but Mortos powers through to a cover, ONE! They both stand, Mortos HEADBUTTS Hologram down! The fans fire up, then Mortos runs to sunset flip! Hologram rolls through, Komander tags in, and Komander springboards to SPLASH! Komander bounces off the cover, comes back and tilt-o-whirl RANAAS! Mortos flounders away, Dralistico tags in. Mortos BOOTS Komander, Dralistico springboards but Komander dodges. Komander shoves, then he pops Dralistico up, but Dralistico DROPKICKS!

Dralistico runs back in, ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Harley says this is “Luchamazing!” Dralistico fires up, runs up, but Komander blocks! Komander kicks Dralistico again and again, then goes up the corner! DOUBLE BOUNCE ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up as Komander then KICKS, SOBATS, and winds up. Komander runs to jump, spin, and wheelbarrow for the arm-drag! Komander fires up, the fans fire up, but Harley says she has to go now? Harley needs to call her friend. Harley says she forgot, but she’s gotta go, she’ll be back. Harley hops off commentary, who is she going to call?

Komander puts Dralistico on the apron but Dralistico mule kicks Hologram! Dralistico dodges Komander’s tiger feint kick, and Komander ends up on the apron. Mortos runs up, but Komander GAMANGIRIS! Dralistico is there to FLYING RANA Komander to the floor! Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS! Down goes Hologram and the fans fire up! Fans lose their minds, Harley scampers off, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos drags Hologram up, SMACKS him back down, and Dralistico sends Komander into railing! Then Dralistico drags Komander up, RAILING BACKBREAKER! Dralistico shoves Komander back into the ring, then sits him up to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Dralistico stops, and Dralistico argues with the ref. Dralistico then drags Komander up, brings him around, and whips him to ropes. Dralistico ELBOWS Komander down, tags in Mortos, and Mortos fires up. Mortos NECK TWISTS Komander! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this, but Mortos clamps onto him again. Mortos YANKS Komander up with his mask to then SLAM him down!

Mortos stands Komander back up to SMACK him down! Komander goes to ropes, Mortos storms up, and Mortos wrenches Komander to tag in Dralistico. Komander tires to fight back but LFI still mugs him. Dralistico CHOPS Komander, then says uno mas! But then Dralistico DECKS Komander! Komander rises up, and Darlistico KICKS the leg out! Dralistico dusts himself off, puts up the ingobernable fist, then looms over Komander. Abrahantes coaches Komander, but Dralistico has him in a modified Half Crab! Komander endures, Dralistico lets go, and the fans rally up. Dralistico stands Komander up, whips him to the corner, then runs up to SPLASH!

Dralistico sits Komander down, goes side to side, and SUPERKICKS! Dralistico taunts Hologram, then soaks up the heat. But wait! “Harley-gram” is here! And suspiciously wearing gear just like Harley’s. Dralistico TOSSES Hologram in just for fun, then stands him up to CHOP! Dralistico runs at Komander in the other corner, but Komander breaks free! Slam Dunk Sunday returns to single picture as Dralistico hits buckles! Hologram runs in and LARIATS! Komander SUPERKICKS! Komander feeds Dralistico to Hologram’s SPANISH FLY! Hologram then helps Komander go up, up, and PHOENIX SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it!

The fans rally, Dralistico and Komander crawl. “This is Awesome!” as we get hot tags to Mortos and Hologram! Hologram dodges Mortos, SOBATS, and KICKS! And HEEL KICKS! Mortos wobbles, Hologram goes up the ropes to QUEBRADA, but into Mortos’ Alabama Lift! Hologram powers through to DESTROYER!! Mortos staggers around, flops out of the ring, and Hologram builds speed! Hologram DIVES, direct hit on Mortos and they go all the way to the ramp! The fans are thunderous and Hologram hurries to get Mortos in the ring. Fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but Komander goes up, CIELITO LINDO!

Hologram is back in, he hooks Mortos up and rolls, GHOST PIN! Dralistico barrels in and breaks it! The fans rally, Harley-gram joins in with Abrahantes, and we get hot tags to Komander and Dralistico! Komander goes up, Dralistico ROCKS him first! Dralistico climbs up after Komander, fires shots, but Komander fires back! They go back and forth, even with CHOPS! Dralistico fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, then brings Komander up! SUPER- NO, Komander slips free and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up again as Komander roars! Komander runs and goes up, up, and SUPER POISON-RANAS!! The fans are thunderous again, but Mortos scoops Komander!

Mortos hits the BEAST BREAKER!! Then he runs to FLYING ELBOW! Hologram runs in and goes up, then up to POISON-RANA! But Dralistico FLYING CRUCIFIX DRIVERS!! Komander is back to fire hands with Dralistico, and we get DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES!! Both men fall, but Komander falls onto Dralistico! Cover, TWO!! Dralistico survives and Omaha is electric! Abrahantes & Harley-gram get that energy building, and Komander has Dralistico. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” as the forearms fly! Dralistico CHOPS, but Komander CHOPS! The CHOPS go back and forth, but Dralistico SOBATS!

Dralistico CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then he runs, but Komander follows! Dralistico dodges, springboards, and FLYING DESTROYERS!!! Komander staggers then falls, Dralistico hurries to cover, HOLOGRAM BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous again as Dralistico runs to SCREW HIGH KICK! Dralistico whips, Hologram reverses, but Dralistico slides out! And he grabs Abrahantes as a hostage! Hologram still DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico, and a scary landing for Hologram! Mortos storms over to TOSS Abrahantes away! But then he locks eyes with Harley-gram. Harley-gram pets Mortos’ mane, but Dralistico tells Mortos to focus!

Komander runs the tightrope! SALUTE MOONSAULT!! Direct hit on LFI and Omaha is thunderous again! Komander puts Dralistico in, Hologram is back up! Torture rack for the PORTAL BOMB!! And then CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, TITANES WIN!!

Winners: Los Titanes del Aire, by pinfall

A powerful first match as a true duo, and LFI is in retreat! Will Komander & Hologram start to take over AEW? Will “Harley-gram” be along for the ride?


My Thoughts:

A great second part to Slam Dunk Weekend, and again I like just one hour Collision. As they did last night, the title match opened, and it was great stuff. But of course Death Riders retained, a random special episode was not where they’d lose the titles. Plus, The Cru went after Top Flight to restart their rivalry. Very good promo from Okada to talk down to the Hounds, and very good promo from Kyle & Callis to talk themselves up. Kyle VS Brody will be great stuff, but I feel like Okada and Brody can circle back around to a rematch for Dynasty. It’s mostly that Brody won’t take kindly to Okada calling him and Buddy “b*tches” again.

Great match from Bandido VS Johnny, and a very good promo segment with The Learning Tree. Bandido getting the mask back was good stuff, and I bet we’ll get one more ROH World Championship match between Bandido and Jericho. I would hope this time Bandido wins and we can start moving towards a Learning Tree fallout with Bill turning on Jericho. Supercard of Honor isn’t until May, maybe we can build up other names from within the ROH roster to start challenging for the top title. And very good promo from The Undisputed Kingdom to hype up both the eventual Garcia VS Cole 3 and FTR VS Kyle & Roddy 3 matches. Those might even be at Dynasty.

And of course we got story tie-ins of Harley with LFI. Harley got a good win over Aminah, and she of course played a part in Los Titanes winning over LFI. Rush needs to return to have a talk with Mortos, and of course this “Beauty & The Beast Mortos” story is going to keep on going until Harley-gram is exposed as Harley.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/22/25)

C’MON AND SLAM!

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Is Collision Undisputed?

March Madness is in full effect, and Collision is ready to Slam Dunk Saturday! But will Daniel Garcia still be AEW TNT Champion? Or will the Face of TNT be Adam Cole BAYBAY?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole; Time Limit Draw, Garcia retains the title.
  • Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Hook; Hook wins.
  • Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata; Hart wins.
  • Six Man Tag: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero VS The Don Callis Family; The Callis Family wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole!

No time to waste, we’re jumping right to the action! Red Death and the Panama City Playboy had their previous match rudely interrupted, but now there is a ringside ban on EVERYBODY! Will Garcia prove he’s still the Face of TNT? Or will the title become Undisputed?

No introductions, the belt is raised, and it’s time to see who gets dunked on!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Garcia and Cole hear the dueling from Omaha, and they step up. Cole offers a handshake, Garcia takes it, and the fans cheer. The two circle, tie up, and Cole wrenches to a wristlock. Garcia wrenches to wristlock in return, but Cole turns that back onto Garcia. Garcia reaches out, rolls, rolls, and rolls! Cole lets him free and Garcia wags a finger. The fans rally up as Garcia puts up the dukes, and does his dance! Cole smirks and circles with Garcia again. They feel things out, knuckle lock, then Cole wrenches and hammerlocks. Garcia reaches back to headlock, then shifts around to grind the hold.

The fans rally, Cole powers up but can’t power out as Garcia holds tight! Cole fights up and powers out the second try, but Garcia runs him over! Things keep moving, Garcia rolls over the dropdown but Cole arm-drags. Then Cole avoids Garcia’s arm-drag, to say, “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” The fans fire up, and Garcia smirks. Garcia and Cole reset, circle, and the fans fire up more. The two tie up, Garcia waistlocks, but Cole switches. Garcia headlocks again, then wrenches right away. Garcia waistlocks again, Cole pries at the hold, then switches. Garcia slips through to have an arm, for an ELBOW BREAKER!

The fans rally, Garcia keeps hold of Cole’s arm to then hammerlock. Cole switches that onto Garcia, then headlocks. Garcia powers up and out, but Cole runs him over! Cole brushes himself off, but Garcia grabs a leg! Cole hops around as he and Garcia stare down. Garcia throws the leg down but Cole headlocks. Cole hits a takeover, but Garcia headscissors. Cole kips free, the two tie up, and they fight for control. Garcia headlocks for a takeover, Cole headscissors, but Garcia kips free. Garcia stands tall and he stares Cole down. The fans cheer, Cole gets to his feet, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Garcia waistlocks.

Cole switches, Garcia switches back, but Cole grabs the ROPEBREAK! Garcia and Cole clinch as the ref counts. Garcia gives as scuff, but Cole pie faces him back! They tie up, go along the ropes now, in and out of a corner, then end up in another clinch. The ref counts, Garcia and Cole slowly let off, but then Garcia avoids a cheap shot to CHOP! The fans fire up and “WOO~!” then Garcia whips. Cole reverses, Garcia SHOTGUNS him down! The fans fire up with Garcia and he runs in at the corner. Garcia LARIATS, then he climbs up. Garcia rains down fists, the fans count along, but Cole pops out at 7 to SHOVE Garcia to the floor!

The fans rally up while Garcia flounders. Cole waits a moment while the ring count starts. Garcia hobbles, Cole storms out after him, and Cole sends Garcia into the steel steps! Garcia falls in a heap and clutches his knee. Cole hurries to get Garcia up, to send him back into the steps! Garcia crashes and burns and takes a tumble! Cole refreshes the count, fetches Garcia, and he puts Garcia in the ring. Cole grabs the bad leg to stomp the hamstring, then stomps it again. Garcia scrambles away to ropes, but Cole stands on the bad leg against those ropes! The ref counts, the fans are torn, but Cole steps off at 4.

Cole drags Garcia to center for a STANDING KNEEBAR! Garcia endures, even as Cole tells him to just give up. Garcia reaches out, and he has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Cole lets go. Cole backs off for Garcia to stand, and Cole kicks the leg out! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Not quite The Boom so Garcia survives, but Cole is right back on him. Cole has the leg, DDTS the foot, and Garcia scrambles away to more ropes. Cole stalks Garcia, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cole stomps Garcia, then stand shim up. Garcia fires haymakers! Cole kicks the leg out!

Cole bumps Garcia off buckles again, puts the leg around the ropes, and pulls! The ref counts, Cole stops at 4, and Garcia slumps down. Cole runs to DROPKICK the bad leg! Garcia flounders away, clutches that leg, but he refuses to give up. Cole grabs the leg, steps through, but Garcia cradle counters! TWO, and both men stand! Cole blocks a kick, CLUBS the leg, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Garcia writhes, Cole covers him, TWO! Garcia toughs it out, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Cole is frustrated but he stays calm as he stands back up. Cole goes to a corner, waits on Garcia, then he goes up the ropes. Garcia hobbles but then falls, that bad leg a little too beat up for what Cole wants. Cole hops down to ROCK Garcia, then he goes back up the ropes. Garcia rises, and he UPPERCUTS Cole! Garcia ROCKS Cole, climbs up to get him, but Cole slips under! Cole SUPERKICKS the legs out! Garcia falls to the mat, Cole goes outside the ring, and Cole drags Garcia into the corner. Cole SLAMS the bad leg into the post! And then SLAMS it again! Garcia writhes in pain as Slam Dunk Saturday returns to single picture.

Speaking of, Cole SLAMS the leg into the post again! Cole ROCKS Garcia, then storms back into the ring. The fans rally up, Garcia crawls, and Cole talks some smack. The fans rally for “D G! WOOP WOOP!” Cole fires forearms, but Garcia refuses to back down. Garcia ROCKS Cole, Cole ROCKS Garcia! Garcia stands to ROCK Cole again! Cole fires a flurry, then eggs Garcia on. Garcia fires a flurry in return! The fans fire up but then Cole rains down fists! Garcia clamps onto Cole’s neck! Cole breaks free but Garcia CHOPS! Cole BOOTS! Cole then dodges a lariat to ENZIGIRI! Cole reels Garcia in, suplexes, but Garcia fights that to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Garcia drags himself up with the ropes, the fans rally, and Garcia dodges Cole to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! Garcia drags Cole up again, but Cole suplexes! Garcia slips free, TOSSES Cole out, then he has Cole in the ropes! DRAPING TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives but the fans rally and duel again. Garcia drags Cole up, but the bad leg won’t let him lift! Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this and Cole grows frustrated again. Cole grabs the bad leg, drags Garcia around, and then steps through. Garcia BOOTS Cole right out of the ring!

Cole gets back on the apron, but Garcia runs up to GAMANGIRI! Both men tumble up and out to the floor! The fans rally up, Garcia drags himself up, and the fans help him stand! Garcia smacks his leg into working, and he SHOTGUNS Cole into the barriers! The fans fire up and Garcia drags Cole back up. Garcia puts Cole in the ring, reels him in, but Cole suplexes for a GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives again and Cole is further frustrated. The fans rally up, Cole goes to the corner, and he waits on Garcia. Garcia rises, Cole aims, but Garcia UPPERCUTS again! Garcia then twists Cole’s foot as he positions Cole just right.

We hit the five minute warning as Garcia climbs. Garcia tries to go to the very top, but the bad leg gives up! He falls back, and Cole jumps in for the PANAMA SUNRISE!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! Garcia survives and the fans fire up again! Cole brushes that off to go back up the corner. Omaha duels even harder now as Garcia rises. Cole reloads, but Garcia tumbles out of the ring! Whether he meant to or not, Garcia avoided the game ender. Wait! Cole just goes to the apron now! PANAMA- NO, Garcia dodges, and then KNEES low! Garcia reels Cole in, but the bad leg still prevents the lift! Cole runs in, but Garcia gets around! GERMAN SUPLEX to the floor!

Garcia puts Cole in, beats his leg into working, and he powers up! The fans fire up, but Cole resists the lift! Garcia powers through the pain to PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?! Cole survives and Garcia is beside himself! Garcia falls back, “This is Awesome!” and Cole goes back to a corner. Garcia hobbles, runs back in, but he can’t even make it! Cole hurries back up, PANAMA SUNRISE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Garcia survives, but Cole just goes to the FIGURE FOUR!! The fans are thunderous as Garcia endures, shouts in pain, and flails around! Garcia claws at the hold, but then he backstrokes towards ropes!

Cole puts on the pressure, Garcia bites his finger to ignore his leg pain, and he gets the ROPEBREAK!! Cole lets go in frustration while the fans fire up again. Cole drags Garcia back to center, but Garcia drags Cole down for a cradle! TWO, but Garcia has Cole’s legs! DRAGON TAMER!! Cole endures as Garcia sits deep, but Cole fights around! The fans fire up as Cole finds the ROPEBREAK! Garcia lets go, more because he couldn’t last much longer himself. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but we know the time is running out. Garcia stalks Cole to the apron, brings him up to throw hands! Cole fires forearms in return!

The fans rally as these two go back and forth, forearm for forearm! We have ONE MINUTE LEFT! Garcia reels Cole in, but Cole fights the lift! Cole CLUBS away on the legs, then SUPERKICKS the legs out! Cole reels Garcia in, APRON DESTROYER!!! But Garcia flops to the floor! Cole hurries to get Garcia up and back in! Cole hurries to bring the kneepad down, but Garcia grabs that leg! Cole CLUBS away on Garcia! Cole runs, BUT TIME’S UP!!

Time Limit Draw; Garcia retains the title

Omaha can’t believe it! The 20 minutes are up, and Garcia survives to keep the title! But was Garcia saved by the bell? Or is Cole just not TNT Championship material?

 

BREAKING NEWS for May!

AEW returns to New Jersey by hitting up Atlantic City’s Boardwalk Hall! ROH Supercard of Honor on Friday, May 2nd, and AEW Collision live on Saturday, May 3rd! Ticket presale begins next Thursday, March 27th, then open to everyone on Monday, March 31st! Don’t miss out on all the elite action!

 

Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS ???

Slam Dunk Saturday returns and Platinum Max is already in the ring. He has the mic to tell Omaha, “You are looking live at the Best Wrestler Alive!” The fans boo that claim given Caster is 0-5 at his own challenge. But Caster still says everyone knows that Caster is a very busy man. He has a packed schedule, unlike his former tag team partner… The fans chant, “We Want Bowens!” but Caster says he has some news for us: Bowens ain’t here, and he ain’t coming back, cuz Caster ran his ass outta AEW! The fans boo more, but Caster says surely there are a lot of Maximaniacs here today, so time to give them what they want, and that is to chant his name!

Okay, here goes! “Let’s Go, Max! You’re the Best Wrestler Alive! Let’s Go, Max! You’re the Best Wrestler Alive!” The fans boo that stupid chant, so Caster says it’s four on the floor. But anyway, let’s get to business! Who can survive the Best Wrestler Alive? The man to answer is… HOOK! Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil make sure Caster finally learns his lesson?

The bell rings and the fans sing, “Hook is gonna kill~ you!” Caster says before they start, he knows Hook has a lot to say, so he should get it off his chest. Then Caster throws the mic at Hook! Caster attacks in that distraction, then CLUBS away on Hook! The fans boo, Caster whips but Hook reverses! Caster goes up and over, keeps moving, then ducks ‘n’ dodges. Caster cartwheels, cheers himself on, but then Hook trips Caster up! The fans cheer, and Hook clamps on REDRUM!! Caster TAPS, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission

Well, now it’s 0-6. Will Caster ever realize he’s not the Best Wrestler Alive?

 

Backstage interview with Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair is with the One True African Queen, and notes that we are moments away from the tiebreaker with Julia Hart. They are 1-1, but Aminata won the previous match, so how does that momentum have her feeling? Aminata says she is- interrupted by Serena Deeb. Deeb says that was a fantastic win against Julia. What has she been telling Aminata? Listen to Deeb and you win! And tonight, it’s the rematch, and lucky for Aminata, Deeb came prepared. She has another playbook. This is 1000 holds, something Deeb has worked on for 20 years. It is everything Aminata needs to know to beat Julia, or anyone for that matter.

Deeb says it is all in this book. She hasn’t lied to Aminata yet, has she? Aminata tells The Professor thanks, but no thanks. Aminata is confident she can win this third match on her own. Aminata heads out and Deeb says well, we’ll see about that. What is Deeb about to do to test Aminata? Or will having one more match with the Princess of the Black Throne more than enough?

Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata!

The bell rings and Aminata circles with Hart. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks, then lifts, but Hart goes for a victory roll. Aminata stuffs that into a cover of her own, TWO!! Hart gets free, gets up, and gets around Aminata to crucifix takedown, TWO! Hart rolls Aminata, TWO! The two get up, run up, and Hart gets around to backslide! TWO, but Hart reels Aminata in for a cradle, TWO! The fans cheer this ongoing exchange, and then Hart waistlocks. Aminata bucks the O’Conner to then kick low! Aminata wags her finger, then reels Hart in. The fans duel, Aminata snap suplexes, and Hart tumbles to the corner.

Aminata storms over, drags Hart up, and brings her to the apron. Aminata clinches, and APRON SIDE EFFECTS! The fans fire up and Aminata grins. Aminata tosses her hair while Collision goes picture in picture.

Aminata CHOPS Hart on the chest, then taunts the Hart fans. Aminata brings Hart around to run and THROW her into the barriers! Hart falls in a heap, but Aminata makes her take a seat. Aminata refreshes the ring count, then runs at Hart, HIP ATTACK against railing! Aminata puts Hart in, then covers, TWO! Aminata doesn’t sweat it as she brings Hart around and clamps on with a chinlock. Hart endures, even as Aminata squeezes tight. Hart fights up, but Aminata wrangles her right back down. Aminata then shifts into a CROSSFACE! Hart endures, Aminata twists Hart’s nose, but the ref reprimands so Aminata stops.

Aminata fishhooks the nose! The ref counts, Aminata stops, but Hart powers her way through to a cover! TWO, Aminata lets Hart go, and then runs  up to DROPKICK Hart down! Hart sputters, Aminata crawls over to have a cocky cover, TWO! Hart stays in this, but Collision goes to break.

Slam Dunk Saturday returns and Hart wrenches Aminata for an STO! The fans fire up as Hart STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Aminata survives, Hart frowns, and Hart rises up. Hart waits on Aminata, then runs Around the World to LARIAT! Hart then goes side to side to ELBOW! Hart brings Aminata out to snapmare, but Aminata stands up. Hart runs in, Aminata lifts Hart up, tucks her, and runs for the AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Hart survives and Aminata is shocked! Hart has a bloody nose again, but Aminata KICKS her in the side! Aminata puts Hart in the drop zone, then climbs up.

Aminata reaches the top, but Hart trips her up! Hart ROCKS Aminata, climbs again, but Aminata fires body shots! Hart and Aminata brawl up top, and then Hart grabs Aminata for a SPIDER SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up as Hart hangs there like a bat, then sits up to adjust position! MOONSAULT- NO, Aminata dodges! Hart rolls through to stand back up, but into the QUEEN’S CROWN HEADBUTT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Hart survives losing her head and Aminata’s about to lose her mind! Aminata drags Hart up and around as the fans rally. Aminata fires Kawada Kicks, then whips. Hart grabs ropes to stop, and she KICKS Aminata!

Hart runs, but Aminata ROCKS her! Hart sits back, Aminata says “OFF WITH HER HEAD!” Aminata runs, but Hart avoids the boot! Aminata falls back, Hart hurries to high stack, HART WINS!!

Winner: Julia Hart, by pinfall

The tiebreaker goes to Julia, and Aminata is stunned! If the Hart Always Wins, will she make her way back to a championship? Will Aminata decide to take Deeb up on her teachings now?

 

Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.

Lexy is with the wild Aussie and brings up that tomorrow night, Slam Dunk Sunday, we see Harley get back in action! Plus, Komander & Hologram will take on Dralistico & Beast Mortos. Mortos has had some rather intriguing interactions with “Harley-gram.” Harley says, “Oh, Lexy, Lexy, Lexy. Lucha Libre is a fascinating and amazing world. And I’m sure tomorrow’s match will be fantastic. And y’know what? Tomorrow night, yes, I do have a match, but! I will also stick around and be on commentary for that match. So I don’t really see the point of us discussing the romantic capabilities of a beast, y’know?”

Lexy says yeah, but uh, isn’t “Harley-gram” just Harley? NO, FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs off, but will Harley be able to focus on her match with Mortos around? Will Mortos be able to focus on his match with Harley around?

 

Six Man Tag: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero VS The Don Callis Family!

While the Book of Hobbs is stuck on a chapter involving the Don Callis Family, he has decided to conglomerate with the Sussex County Chicken & Azucar! Will Briscoe & Rocky help Hobbs get through the “writer’s block?” Or will Konosuke Takeshita, Brian Cage & Lance Archer make sure #EverybodyDies?

The trios sort out and Briscoe starts against Konosuke. Don Callis is on commentary and Schiavone is sure he is not in a good mood over his guy, Mark Davis, missing out on the International Championship. Callis focuses instead on the Six Man Tag, and his “three physical freaks” of the Callis Family. Briscoe and Konosuke tie up, Briscoe headlocks, and Omaha rallies for #DemBoys. Konosuke powers up and out, Briscoe RAMS him, but Konosuke comes back to run Briscoe over! Things keep moving, Konosuke bypasses Briscoe but Briscoe slides under. Briscoe springs up to hit the crane stance! Callis says that is disrespectful!

Konosuke blocks the crane kick, spins Briscoe around, and back suplexes, only for Briscoe to land out. Konosuke kicks low, whips Briscoe to a corner, but Briscoe goes up and out. Briscoe eggs Konosuke on, then counters the punch with a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Briscoe climbs, aims, and leaps, but Konosuke BODY BLOWS the ax handle down! The fans boo but Konosuke stands Briscoe up. Konosuke whips Briscoe to the Callis corner, but Briscoe BOOTS Archer down! The fans fire up but Cage grabs Briscoe. Konosuke runs up, but Briscoe slips free, so Konosuke DECKS Cage! The fans fire up and Briscoe kicks low.

Briscoe whips, Konosuke reverses, Hobbs sneaks the tag. Briscoe DIVES onto Cage! Archer BOOTS Briscoe, but Rocky FLYING KNEES Archer! Hobbs runs in to CLOBBER Konosuke! And CLOBBERS him again! The fans fire up and Hobbs smirks. Hobbs stands Konosuke up to scoop him, and then he tags in Rocky. Rocky climbs, Hobbs POWERSLAMS Konosuke down for Rocky to DIVING DOUBLE STOMP! Konosuke sputters while Rocky gives some Azucar Heat. Rocky runs to DIVE, but Cage catches him! And hands him off to Konosuke! APRON POWERBOMB! Cage CLOBBERS Briscoe, Archer whips Hobbs into railing!

The fans boo, the Callis Family soaks up that heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

The ring count starts, Archer talks smack tot he camera that we can’t hear, but Konosuke puts Rocky in the ring. Cover, TWO! Rocky survives but Konosuke drags him up. Konosuke bumps Rocky off buckles, tags Cage, and they stomp away. The ref counts, Konosuke stops but Cage digs his boots in. The ref counts more, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stands Rocky up. Cage CHOPS Rocky, tags Archer, and Archer drags Rocky up. Archer bumps Rocky off buckles, then fires forearm after forearm! Archer runs corner to corner and back again to ELBOW Rocky! Archer takes a page out of Rocky’s book, TWO-EVER ELBOW!

Archer keeps it going, THREE-EVER! Archer lets Rocky flop down, nothing lasts forever. Tag to Konosuke, and he stands between Rocky and his corner. Konosuke DECKS Rocky, then stalks him to ropes. Konosuke CHOKES Rocky, the ref counts, and Konosuke lets go of the ropes. The ref says that’s not the problem, he has to step off of Rocky! Konosuke does step off, then he brings Rocky up to whip to ropes. Konosuke ELBOWS Rocky down, covers, TWO! Rocky stays in this but Konosuke tags Cage. They mug Rocky, then Cage brings Rocky around to scoop and SLAM! Cage runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO!

Cage hauls Rocky up to TOSS him out! Cage taunts Briscoe, but this lets Archer and Callis to get their shots in! Callis grins, Briscoe & Hobbs protest, but nothing can be done now. Callis high-fives Archer and Cage puts Rocky back in. Cage tags Archer, Archer storms up on Rocky, and Archer puts him in a corner. Archer runs corner to corner, but Rocky dodges! Archer hits buckles, staggers around, and he tags to Konosuke. Konosuke drops an ELBOW on Rocky! Konosuke looms over Rocky, CLUBS him, and then brings him around. Konosuke whips Rocky hard into buckles and Rocky falls to the mat. Konosuke looms as Slam Dunk Saturday returns to single picture.

Konosuke taunts Rocky, the fans rally up, and Konosuke slaps Rocky around. Rocky rises to fire a forearm! Konosuke just shakes his head. Rocky fires another forearm, and another, but Konosuke SMACKS Rocky! Rocky roars and fires a flurry! The fans fire up but Konosuke fires boxing elbows! Then a ROLLING- UPPERCUT from Rocky! The fans fire up as both men wobble! Rocky dodges a lariat, goes up the ropes, FLYING TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Rocky and Konosuke crawl as Callis admits, that was a great sequence. Hot tag to Briscoe! The fans fire up as Briscoe rallies with forearms and CHOPS!

Cage ducks a shot to waistlock, but Briscoe BOOTS Konosuke down! Briscoe then breaks free to PELE Cage! The fans fire up with Briscoe, but Konosuke kicks low. Konosuke whips, Briscoe flips through the backdrop! The fans fire up again, and Briscoe wrenches to kick and FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, Cage breaks it! Archer BLASTS Hobbs & Rocky! The fans boo but Cage ripcords and ROCKS Briscoe! Archer ROCKS Briscoe, Cage JUMP KNEES, and Archer HEADBUTTS! Konosuke ALPHA ELBOWS and down goes Briscoe! Cover, TWO! Briscoe survives but Konosuke tags Archer. Archer & Cage storm in, they get Briscoe up.

Archer BLASTS Hobbs off the apron again while Cage lifts Briscoe. Briscoe fights free and UPPERCUTS! CHOP for Archer! Cage runs up, Briscoe ducks, the LARIAT hits Archer! Hot tag to Hobbs! The fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage dodges, but runs into a POWERSLAM! Archer runs up to RAM Hobbs! Hobbs rebounds to LARIAT Archer! The fans fire up and Hobbs LARIATS in a corner! Then LARIAT for Cage! Then back for Archer! Back to Cage! The straps come down and Omaha is really hot! But Konosuke winds up! Hobbs dodges the elbow to SPINEBUSTER! But Cage runs up, DOUBLE LARIATS hit!

The DOUBLE LARIATS continue to collide but neither man falls! “MEAT!” echoes out with every shot! Cage BOOTS the lariat away, mule kicks then KICKS! But Hobbs swings! Cage gest around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Rocky tags in and goes up, CROSSBODY, but Cage catches him! Cage pops Rocky up, Rocky slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Cage staggers, into a SPINEBUSTER! Konosuke DECKS Rocky! And he KICKS Hobbs to then ROCK Hobbs! And then BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Briscoe and Konosuke fire forearms back and forth, then Briscoe fires a flurry! Briscoe runs, into a BOOT! Konosuke runs, into an EXPLODER!

Archer runs in, Briscoe dodges the boot, but Archer breaks the clothesline to CLOBBER Briscoe! Rocky runs in, tilt-o-whirls, but into the BLACK- NO!! Rocky slips free to have the SLEEPER! Archer THROWS Rocky down! And then runs in, only for Rocky to dodge! Rocky dropkicks the legs out, then kicks. Archer blocks, ducks the enzigiri, but not the REWIND HEEL! Roll up, TWO! Archer is up, Rocky dodges to springboard, but into a HAYMAKER! Archer hauls Rocky up, Cage is there, MURDER BOMB!! DISCUS LARIAT for Briscoe! Tag to Konosuke, he hauls Rocky up, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: The Don Callis family, by pinfall

Omaha was served up some meat and chicken with sugar on top, but the Don Callis Family ate it all! Will this win help Konosuke head back for a title opportunity in time for Dynasty? Will Hobbs at least be allowed to move on from the Don Callis Family?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here for just the first half of the Slam Dunk Weekend, as recorded Wednesday night after Dynamite. I kinda like Collision being just one hour, but obviously they’ll go back to two hours on one night next week. Opening with the TNT Championship was quite the surprise, but that did help it go the full 20 minutes, which was a particularly clever move here. Garcia keeps the title but Cole was very close, so maybe we get a third match where they extend or completely do away with the time limit to get a definitive winner. And at that point, I would think Adam Cole wins to finally have a singles title in AEW.

Good stuff in Caster again losing his own Open Challenge. Good win for Hook as it’s been a minute since he’s had a singles match. With Caster harping on Bowens being absent, this really needs to culminate with Bowens answering the challenge, winning that first time, but then Caster wanting a rematch. Then that match will be awesome stuff, but still ultimately won by Bowens to get it in Caster’s head that he can’t just say he’s the Best Wrestler Alive and put it on a piece of paper. Then we can see Caster take his character in another direction, maybe do some soul searching. Or more likely, just double down and be even more insufferable.

Very good match for Hart VS Aminata 3, hard to say if it was that much better than the previous, but Hart winning makes sense with Aminata VS Deeb still needing to happen. A shame the Aminata-Deeb feud had to build in the background of the Aminata-Hart feud, but it’s not like they could do more on a week to week basis. Unless… Well, snark aside, Aminata will surely take Deeb up on at least that Pure Rules match for a first-time-ever in the Women’s Division, and I would love for a Women’s Pure Championship to be created in time for Supercard of Honor. It actually works out that Supercard had to be pushed back to avoid clashing with WrestleMania, because the pacing of the Women’s Division definitely can/will go all the way to May.

Very good promo from Harley to not just hype up Slam Dunk Sunday, but to also poke fun at how she is so obviously Harley-gram, and that there is some, uh, animal magnetism between her and Mortos. And Schiavone said that Komander & Hologram VS Mortos & Dralistico will be the main event, so you can bet there will be shenanigans involving Mortos and Harley/Harley-gram.

My Score: 8.8/10

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