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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/23/21)

Yo, kid. F T W! – Taz, probably

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AEW Dark 2

There’s gold on the line in the Dark!

Team Taz is on the rocks, but Brian Cage wants to prove he is still a machine! Will he still have the FTW Championship? Or will it be a Total Party Kill?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • John Silver & Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order VS Chaos Project; Silver & Reynolds win.
  • Tag Careers on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs; SCU wins and stays a tag team.
  • Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Miranda Alize; Ford wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Adam Priest, Jake St. Patrick & Baron Black; Gunn Club wins.
  • Jack Evans VS Dante Martin; Dante wins.
  • FTW Championship: Brian Cage VS Brandon Cutler; Cage wins and retains the title.
  • Ashley Vox VS Alex Gracia; Vox wins.
  • Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS Vary Morales & Seth Gargis; Kiss & Janela win.
  • Fuego del Sol VS JD Drake w/ Ryan Nemeth; Drake wins.
  • QT Marshall VS Shawn Dean; Marshall wins.
  • Bunny Allie w/ The Butcher & The Blade VS Jazmin Allure; Allie wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Carlie Bravo, Dean Alexander & Brick Aldridge; The Dark Order wins.
  • Nick Comoroto & Aaron Solow VS D3 & Angel Fashion; Comoroto & Solow win.
  • Cezar Bononi w/ Peter Avalon VS John Skyler; Bononi wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

John Silver & Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order VS Chaos Project!

On Dynamite, the Meat Man goes for gold as he accepts Darby Allin’s challenge to the Dark Order! But for now, can he and Reynolds prove they’re worthy of a shot at the AEW Tag Team Championships?

The teams sort out and Number 4 starts with SNAKEMAN! They circle, tie up, Silver waistlocks and slams Serpentico, then drags him back up. Serpentico switches, Silver wrenches but Serpentico forearms! Serpentico runs but into a back drop! Silver flexes the guns and goes after Serpentico. Serpentico forearms, stomps Silver to the corner then whips corner to corner. Silver reverses, Serpentico goes up but gets a EuroUpper! Tag to Reynolds, and the Beaver Boys double whip to double drop toehold, then double basement dropkick! Reynolds keeps Serpentico from Luther, back suplex but Serpentico slips out! Luther tags in, but Reynolds throws haymakers!

Reynolds dodges Luther’s counter to ROCK him! Luther reveres the whip but Reynolds dodges to run and forearm, then run and flying elbow! Fans fire up but Serpentico leaps in, only to get a body shot! Reynolds whips Luther, Luther reverses but Reynolds boot shim away. Serpentico runs, slides to anchor Reynolds’ foot, and Luther clotheslines to then belly2belly! Luther rains down rights, drags Reynolds up and tags in Serpentico. They whip Reynolds to a corner, Luther whips Serpentico in and he back body blocks, but then Luther RAMS Serpentico into Reynolds! Luther KNEES Reynolds down, Serpentico falls to the cover, TWO!

Tag to Luther, Chaos Project mugs Reynolds, and Luther whips Reynolds to a corner to clothesline! Luther brings Reynolds out to CLOBBER him! Tag to Serpentico and Luther scoop SLAMS Reynolds! Luther runs to BULLDOG SPLASH Serpentico on Reynolds! Cover, TWO! Serpentico keeps on Reynolds, tags Luther in, and Luther throws Reynolds out. Luther keeps the ref distract, but Reynolds blocks the superkick to put it on the apron and BOOT Serpentico down! Reynolds gets in but Luther KICKS him down! Luther puts Reynolds up top backwards, climbs up behind him, but Reynolds elbows him away! Reynolds adjusts, and MOONSAULTS to take Luther down!

Hot tags to Serpentico and Silver! Silver rallies with big clotheslines, then he TOSSES Serpentico across the way! And then TOSSES him back the other way! Luther runs in but into a SNAP GERMAN! Serpentico runs into a trophy lift, and a LAWN DART into Luther! GAMANGIRI for Luther, GERMAN for Serpentico! Bridging cover but Luther breaks it! Silver fires off on Luther, Serpentico school boys to MULE KICK! Luther uses Serpentico to CLUB Silver down, SLAMS Serpentico on him, then BOOTS Reynolds down! Luther BOOTS Silver down then calls his shot! Serpentico goes up, Luther picks Silver up, but Reynolds shoves Serpentico down!

Luther drops Silver but Reynolds fires off on him! Reynolds builds speed to DIVE onto Luther on the outside! Serpentico is after Silver with haymakers, but Silver KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Silver runs but Serpentico gets around, backslide! ONE, Silver KICKS and KICKS, but Serpentico ENZIGURIS! Silver CLOBBERS Serpentico! Fans fire up with Johnny Hungy, and he drags Serpentico to the ropes> Silver runs, Reynolds adds in, DOUBLE BOOTS! BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! Tag to Reynolds, and they get Serpentico for the DARK DESTROYER!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: John Silver & Alex Reynolds, by pinfall

Numbers 3 & 4 get the 1-2-3! And with that, Silver has momentum going into his TNT Championship match with Darby Allin! Will Silver follow in the footsteps of the late, great Mr. Brodie and bring that title home?

 

Backstage interview with SCU.

Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian are now ranked #1 in the AEW Tag Division, but of course, Death Triangle’s PAC & Rey Fenix still have their title shot as earned from Revolution. Their thoughts? Daniels’ thoughts are, “Who cares?” This isn’t about buzz. Daniels could sit and yell and complain but none of that is important. AEW’s wins and losses matter. AEW’s rankings matter. SCU are number one. Death Triangle has their right to the title shot. They can make all the noise they want, but The Addiction said that it was titles or bust! Every match, their tag career is on the line!

The Death Triangle can get all the buzz and noise and hype, but SCU will keep winning! Whether it’s Dark, Elevation, Escalation, Motivation, who cares what the name of the show is?! SCU will keep winning until the tag team champions are in the ring with them. Then you will all be reminded why you should’ve never forgotten about them in the first place!

Kaz adds that Daniels has been his best friend for 20 years, they’ve been a team for 10 years, but all of that is on the line to become AEW World Tag Team Champions! How hard do you think they’ll fight, how much do you think they’ll sacrifice for what they’ve worked their entire careers for? Kaz’s answer is EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. They WILL become AEW World Tag Team Champions! But could everything come to an end right here tonight?

 

Tag Careers on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs!

The Addiction just said it all, so now it’s about backing up words with actions! Will their streak end and their tag careers halted by the West Coast Wrecking Crew?

The teams sort out and Isaacs starts against the Heavy Metal Rebel. The two circle, fans rally up, and they tie up. Isaacs powers Kaz back but Kaz turns it around but they go around and around. Isaacs breaks free and then shoves Kaz. Kaz shoves back, they tie up again, and Kaz gets a leg to trip Isaacs. Isaacs boots Kaz down but Kaz kips up to arm-drag Isaacs around. Kaz has the armlock, Isaacs fights up and wrenches back to get a wristlock. Kaz uses ropes to flip through, he wrenches and whips, but Isaacs blocks the hip toss. Kaz ducks the clothesline but isaacs bucks the O’Conner roll, only to run into another arm-drag! Fans cheer as Kaz keeps on the arm, but Isaacs fights up to put Kaz in a corner.

The ref counts, Isaacs lets off to throw a body shot! Tag to Nelson but he runs into an arm-drag! Nelson gets up, Kaz tags Daniels, and SCU double wrench to bring him down for a KICK, LARIAT and DOUBLE STOMPS! Daniels brings Nelson up to throw hands and whip him corner to corner. Nelson rebounds into an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Daniels keeps his cool as he brings Nelson up for a headlock. Nelson throws Daniels off, scoops and slams him, then tags Isaacs. Daniels boots Isaacs away to then arm-drag him down! Fans fire up as Daniels chinbars, but Isaacs fights up. Daniels elbow breakers, tags Kaz, they whip Isaacs for a body shot and ROLLING NECKBREAKER!

Kaz drags Isaacs up to wrench and back suplex! Kaz facelocks Isaacs, tags Daniels, and Isaacs is fed to a shoulder, then slingshot school boy to a basement enziguri! Cover, TWO! Nelson gets in but the ref keeps him back. Daniels brings Isaacs up but Isaacs fights the fireman’s carry. Isaacs shoves Daniels at the corner but Daniels DECKS Nelson! Danels hits Isaacs, whips, but Isaacs reverses to flapjack hotshot! Nelson BOOTS Daniels down! The ref reprimands but Isaacs dead lift fisherman suplexes! Isaacs rains down furious fists and even a headbutt! Isaacs drags Daniels up, tags Nelson in, and Isaacs shoves Daniels to Nelson’s scoop! LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM!

Nelson soaks up the heat as fans boo, then he rains down forearms! Nelson wraps on a rear bearhug but Daniels endures. Daniels fights up as fans rally, and he throws elbows. Daniels runs but into a fireman’s carry! Isaacs tags in, Nelson throws Daniels into buckles and then feeds him to Isaac’s clothesline! Cover, TWO! Isaacs grows frustrated but he looms over Daniels as he fires up. Isaacs drags Daniels up but Daniels blocks the suplex. Isaacs clubs and shoves then rams into Daniels! Isaacs suplexes but Daniels blocks again! Isaacs hammers then shoves but Daniels kicks and STO’s! Fans fire up, hot tag to Kaz! Kaz rallies on the WCWC, SHOTGUN for Isaacs, WHEEL KICK for Nelson!

Kaz whips but Isaacs reverses, only to get flying forearms! Kaz runs a Nelson but is put on the apron. Nelson ducks the haymaker but shoulders into the GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Kaz shoulders into Isaacs, slingshots to sunset flip, TWO! Isaacs kicks and runs but Kaz scoops and SLAMS him! Kaz springboards to drop the leg! Kaz fires up with the fans, he tags Daniels in, and they coordinate, but Nelson clobbers Daniels! Isaacs has Kaz, but Kaz dodges and Nelson CLOBBERS Isaacs! Kaz CHOPS Nelson, throws haymakers, then whips him. Nelson reverses but Kaz WRECKS Isaacs with a dropkick! Kaz CLUBS Isaacs, Daniels elbows Nelson. Nelson hits back and they brawl.

Daniels fires off forearms and CHOPS, but Nelson knees low and hard! Nelson whips Daniels, Daniels reverses, Kaz runs in to LARIAT! Isaacs gets in to CLOBBER Kaz! Isaacs runs into Daniels’ URENAGE! BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, SCU wins!

Winners: SCU, by pinfall (still a tag team)

And the #1 ranked team stays the #1 ranked team! The Addiction isn’t calling it quits yet, but will they make it to the titles before they suffer a loss?

 

Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Miranda Alize!

Mrs. Superbad was hurt coming out of Kip’s and Miro’s rough Revolution win, but it seems it was mostly hurt feelings. Will she win her own way to the top and prove SHE’s the best?

The bell rings, Ford rushes Alize but she dodges to arm-drag Ford around! Ford gets up, Alize rebounds and arm-drags, then runs to rana! Ford bails out, fans fire up with Alize as she builds speed, but the baseball slide is blocked! Ford spins Alize to ROCK her with a right! Ford drags Alize in and rains down forearms! Ford drags Alize up, suplexes, but Alize fights it to a cradle! TWO! Ford kicks low, whips but Alize reverses and runs in, but Ford puts her on the apron. Ford blocks the punch to DECK her, then slingshots to drop a knee! Ford drags Alize to a cover, TWO! Alize checks her face, Ford drags her up and puts her on the ropes. Ford runs to BOOT her down!

Ford chokes Alize on the ropes, gets a kiss from Kip, and then YANKS Alize off the ropes. Ford takes her time bringing Alize back up and throws haymakers. Fans rally for Alize as she fires back, and the two go back and forth with forearms! Alize CHOPS, haymakers, repeat! Alize fires off more forearms, then runs but into a BIG forearm from Ford! Ford runs but Alize ROCKS her back! Alize powers up, runs, but Ford HEEL KICKS her down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Alize survives, Ford drags her up and runs, to handspring and- Alize waistlocks! Ripcord and KNEE! Cover, TWO!!

Alize is frustrated but she uses that to fire up and run at Ford, but Ford drop toeholds her into ropes! Ford runs to dropkick Alize in the back! Ford drags Alize up again, reels her in to a fireman’s carry, and hits a GUTBUSTER DROP! Ford isn’t done there, she drags Alize back up to a PERFECT PLEX! Bridging cover, Ford wins!

Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall

Princess Alize could not stop the super man Mrs. Superbad, and Ford again celebrates with Kip in their favorite way. Will Ford soon be celebrating getting back to another shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship?

 

Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Adam Priest, Jake St. Patrick & Baron Black!

Billy and the boys are still going strong as an undefeated trio! But will they be able to keep that going as AEW keeps on growing?

The trios sort out, Austin starts with Priest and Priest gets after Austin already. They tie up, Priest waistlocks and slams Austin down! Austin sits up, gets up, but Priest slams him down again! Austin gets up again, pries free but Priest headlocks. Austin powers out, Priest ducks and dodges to whip but Austin does the same to trip Priest! Austin says bang bang and then hits the THROWBACK! Austin drags Priest up but Priest ROCKS him with a right! Priest tags Baron but Billy tags in! Papa Gunn puts the EmpBRUH in a corner, but Baron turns it around to CHOP! Billy turns it around, Baron dodges to CHOP again! Billy headlocks, Baron powers out but Billy runs him over!

Things speed up, Billy hurdles then blocks the hip toss to give a hip toss! Baron gets up and Billy CHOPS him back down! Billy stomps Baron in the corner, tags Colten, and Billy whips Colten for Colten to whip Billy to whip Colten to whip Billy in for a forearm smash! Colten uses Billy for the boost, to DUNK on Baron! Colten gets moving and he hits a EuroStep NECKBREAKER! Baron tags out to JSP, JSP runs to tilt-o-whirl but into a NECKBREAKER! Priest gets in to sucker punch Colten, Billy and Austin run in after him! Billy bumps Baron off buckles then calls to Austin. They whip Priest and Baron at each other, a do-si-do leads to Priest and Baron both being thrown out!

Colten and Austin coordinate for the 3:10 TO YUMA! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: Gunn Club, by pinfall

Another win for Billy and the boys, and they’re rolling on! But have they proven themselves worthy of golden opportunities in the near future?

 

Jack Evans VS Dante Martin!

While Angelico returned to battle Rey Fenix on Dynamite, the other half of the Hybrid2 battles one half of Top Flight! Will Evans from the Heavens fly higher than Angel Dorado in the Dark?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Evans wrenches, Dante uses ropes to flip through and he reverses the wrench onto Evans. Evans cartwheels, breaks free and kicks low. Evans whips, Dante goes up and over and things speed up. Dante slides under, shoves but Evans handsprings. Dante hurdles, arm-drags and arm-drags again, then a third time! Dante has Evans’ arm for an armlock, but Evans fights up. Dante uses ropes to get a boost but Evans counters the arm-drag to his own armlock. Evans knees, throws forearms, then whips. Dante ducks and gets around to arm-drag again! Dante dropkicks Evans, turns him and hits a neckbreaker!

Dante hurries to a corner and up top, but Evans avoids the 450! Dante comes back, Evans goes up and over and handsprings for a SCREW HIGH KICK! Evans talks trash and clubs Dante down, then drags him up. Dante hits back, Evans knees and bumps him off buckles, then whips corner to corner. Evans runs in, handsprings and back elbows! Dante staggers around, Evans springboards to RYDER KICK! Cover, TWO! Evans is shocked as Dante gets to the corner. Evans bumps Dante off buckles again and again, then digs his face in! The ref counts, Evans lets off at 4, then he goes corner to corner to handspring, into Dante’s BACK SUPLEX TOSS! Evans crashes to the ramp and fans fire up!

A ring count begins, Evan crawls over but Dante sees him. Dante dodges Evans’ clothesline to CHOP! Dante suplexes but Evans escapes and runs, into a LARIAT! Dante dropkicks again, then leaps to RANA! Fans fire up with Dante and he goes corner to corner but Evans puts him outside. Dante bumps Evans off buckles, springboards around to QUEBRADA! Cover, TWO!! Evans lives and Dante can’t believe it! Fans fire up more as they sing for Dante. Dante runs but Evans boots him and goes to the apron! Evans slingshots to RANA Dante out of the ring! Evans goes to the apron but Dante dodges the flying kick!

Dante kicks low, whips, but Evans reverses. Dante FLIPS over the railing and lands on his feet! Dante ducks a kick to DECK Evans! Dante then gets space and runs in, to LEAP, into a DESTROYER!! Dante puts Evans in, goes up top, and 450 SPLASHES! Cover, Dante wins!!

Winner: Dante Martin, by pinfall

Half of the coldest tag team in the game is still more than one of the Hybrid2! Will Dante keep Top Flight going strong while his brother, Darius, recovers?

But then Angelico rushes out to attack Dante! He throws Dante out and helps Evans up, but then Darius runs out! Darius may have a bad leg but he isn’t going to let that stop him from backing up his brother! Will TH2 have to worry about Top Flight coming for them once they’re both 100%?

 

FTW Championship: Brian Cage VS Brandon Cutler!

Team Taz didn’t agree with The Machine about respecting Sting, but representing FTW means you don’t care what others think! Will the Path of Cage run right through the Dungeon Master and prove there is still no one better?

The introductions are made, the orange belt is raised, and Team Taz is watching closely on commentary as Cage and Cutler roll the dice!

Cutler and Cage circle, fans rally up, and the two tie up. Cage waistlocks, slams Cutler down, drag shim up in a facelock to wrench to a wristlock. Cutler rolls, handsprings, and wrenches back! Cage EuroUppers Cutler off his feet! Cage whips Cutler to a corner, runs in but Cutler slips out to ROUNDHOUSE back! Cutler shoulders in, slingshots up and KICKS Cage again! Cutler keeps moving, springboards, but into Cage’s arms! Cage pops Cutler up for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! “Who betta?!” Cage stalks Cutler to a corner, drags him up and RAMS his shoulder in, then again! Cage CHOPS Cutler and Cutler flounders to another corner.

Cage brings Cutler up, reels him in, puts one out, but Cutler turns the bomb to a sunset flip! Cage stays up, Cutler avoids the punch then ROUNDHOUSES again! Cutler ROCKS Cage with forearms, but Cage shoves him. Cutler dodges Cage, swings a kick but Cage ducks it, only for Cutler to ENZIGURI him down! Cage falls out of the ring, Cutler runs and DIVES! Direct hit into the railing, and Cutler puts Cage into the ring! Springboard for the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up, Cutler fires off hands, then whips. Cage reverses, ducks a kick, pump handle to the DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Cage grows annoyed and Team Taz is frustrated.

Cage fireman’s carries, tosses Cutler but Cutler lands on his feet! Cage blocks the kick to KNEE, but spins into a BOOT! Cage SUPERKICKS and Cutler flops to a corner! Cutler gets on the apron, Cage drags him up and shouts, “WHO BETTA?” But Cutler KICKS him, bumps him off buckles, and slingshots to SUNST BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Cutler keeps going, he springboards for the FLYING FOREARM! Cutler goes to the other side, points to Taz, then springboards for the FROGGY-BOW! Cover, TWO!! Taz is pissed, Cutler climbs up again and fans fire up! Cutler leaps, Cage catches him to a suplex, for the DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

Team Taz breathes a collective sigh of relief because their belt stays with them! But will The Machine have to recalibrate if it took this long to deal with Cutler? Will Taz start to reconsider Cage’s place in the team?

 

Ashley Vox VS Alex Gracia!

The Reel Catch returned last week but couldn’t hook the Brazilian Blackbelt. Can she turn the tide facing the Pink Dream?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Vox arm-drags Gracia. Gracia resets and the two tie up again. They go around, Gracia spins Vox to arm-drag her around! Gracia clamps onto the arm but Vox wrenches and whips her away. Gracia goes up and out then shoulders into Vox to slide and sunset flip, TWO! Gracia keeps moving, she springboards to crossbody! Cover, TWO! Vox gets up but Gracia dropkicks her down! Fans fire up as Gracia runs in, but Vox goes up and over and gets Gracia for a sunset flip! ONE and Gracia basement dropkicks Vox! Cover, TWO! Gracia drags Vox up, Vox ROCKS her with a forearm! Gracia ROCKS Vox back, but Vox ROCKS Gracia again!

Vox gets around to clamp on the FISH HOOK! And then spins Gracia for a HEADBUTT! Vox keeps going to tilt-o-whirl and FISH HOOK again! Gracia throws Vox off, but Vox sweeps to a cover, ONE! Gracia sweeps to a cover, ONE! Gracia Ghost Pin, TWO! Vox has the stack, TWO! Gracia Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Vox spins Gracia around to the FISH HOOK!! Gracia is caught, taps, Vox wins!!

Winner: Ashely Vox, by submission

And Vox reels in a victory! Will she soon be riding a wave of momentum towards the top of the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS Vary Morales & Seth Gargis!

Jersey’s Finest has been hitting some serious speedbumps on their road trip to the top, and the Bad Boy almost threw it all away last week. Can he and the Concrete Rose hold it together as they try again?

The teams sort out, Janela starts with Vary and sends his jacket out into the bleachers! They tie up, Janela headlocks, but Vary pries free to a keylock, then a headlock of his own. Janela powers out, things speed up, Janela trips but Vary kips up! Fans cheer that, and Janela says he can do that. Janela drops, but he can’t kip up! Janela wants another try, and fans encourage him. Janela tries again, but he can’t get up? The fans are willing to give him a third try, and he sorta almost kips up. Janela SUPERKICKS Vary in frustration! Janela blows kisses to the camera, tags Kiss in, and they double whip Vary. Vary kicks Kiss, Janela ducks the enziguria dn then drags him around.

Janela hooks the legs up, fans rally and Janela gets the arms. Janela brings Vary up for the ROmero Special, and Kiss adds a cravat! Gargis gets in to break that up, and then goes to his corner. Gargis tags in, Janela tags back in, too, and Janela rethinks things. Tag back to Kiss, and Kiss springboards to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Kiss keeps cool and paces around Gargis, but Gargis puts him in the corner! Gargis whips corner to corner, Kiss elbows Gargis away, then ROUNDHOUSES! Gargis is groggy, but Janela is too busy getting high-fives from fans! Janela finally tags in, fires off BIG haymakers on Gargis, then runs, to ram Gargis!

Gargis stays up, Janela tries again but then dodges to hit a LEAPING SHOULDER TACKLE! Fans fire up, Janela brings Gargis around, but he can’t get Gargis up in the suplex! Tag to Kiss, and Jersey’s Finest double suplex Gargis! Fans fire up as Janela ROCKS Gargis, Kiss kicks, then Janela SUPERKICKS into Kiss’ ROLLING ELBOW! Vary runs in to get a SUPERKICK! Janela suplexes Vary for the DRIVER! SUPERKICK for Gargis, Kiss BOOTS to add on! Jersey’s Finest coordinate, FLYING SPLIT LEG REVERSE DDT! Cover, Jersey’s Finest win!

Winners: Janela & Kiss, by pinfall

Winning fixes what ails the Bad Boy and Concrete Rose, and maybe it’ll be smooth sailing now. Will Janela & Kiss be able to finally pull into the Top 5 of the Tag Division?

 

Fuego del Sol VS JD Drake w/ Ryan Nemeth!

The Fire of the Sun still has a fire in his heart, but now he’s up against Scrap Metal! Will Fuego burn himself out trying to burn JD down?

Hollywood Hunk Nemeth is in JD’s corner, which is a very curious thing, though we did see JD help Nemeth against Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy. Does this have to do with “Pretty” Peter Avalon’s growing stable? Or is it a bond built by having some common enemies?

The bell rings, JD and Fuego circle, Fuego gives testing kicks but keeps out of JD’s grip. JD gets Fuego the third time but Fuego ducks and dodges and ranas, but JD blocks! JD swings Fuego up but Fuego slips off, runs and rolls off JD’s back, but the hip toss is blocked for a hip toss from JD! JD stands Fuego up to CHOP him! JD whips, Fuego ducks and tries again, and the RANA hits this time! JD bails out, fans fire up and Fuego builds speed to DIVE! JD catches Fuego, tosses him to ropes and DECKS him on the rebound! JD drags Fuego up, puts him in, looms over him and kicks him around. JD scoops Fuego to SLAM him, then drops a headbutt! Cover, TWO!

JD stalks Fuego, drags him up and chokes him on the ropes! The ref counts, JD lets off at 4 then runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! Fuego flops down but JD just looms over him again. Fans rally as Fuego sputters, but JD brings him up to ROCK him with a forearm, and CHOP him in the corner! JD swings but Fuego dodges the chop to fire off hands! JD denies the tornado to corner SPLASH, then scoop SLAM him into buckles! SPLASH for the cover, TWO! JD drops a knee right on Fuego, then looms over him again. Fans rally but JD toys with Fuego. Fuego hits back, gets up but JD CHOPS him down! JD tells Fuego to stay down, but Fuego refuses.

JD drags Fuego up, and suplexes him, only for Fuego to slip out! Fuego runs, tilt-o-whirls for the roll-up, TWO!! Fuego BOOTS JD from a corner, then goes up and over and runs, dodges and springboards into a wheelbarrow! JD powers up but Fuego knee smashes! Fuego fires off kicks, gives a kiss and MULE KICKS JD down! Fuego cravats, STANDING SLICED- NO! JD slips out of that, runs for a SHOTGUN BOOT! Cover, JD wins!

Winner: JD Drake, by pinfall

The Hollywood Hunk celebrates with JD, but just what is this team-up about? And what will this team-up lead to for them both in the near future?

 

QT Marshall VS Shawn Dean!

The Gifted is still part of the Nightmare Family, but there is clearly some dysfunction there. Will QT show he’s still a pillar of the family against The Captain?

The bell rings and they circle. They tie up, Dean puts QT in a corner, but lets off clean. Dean salutes and QT grins. They reset, tie up again, and QT headlocks. Dean powers out but QT runs him over! QT mocks the salute, things speed up, and Dean hurdles to elbow QT down! Fans fire up with the Captain and he stalks QT to a corner. QT kicks back, throws a haymaker, then whips Dean corner to corner. Dean rebounds but into QT’s clothesline! QT stomps Dean, drags him up, and throws him out to the apron. Dean shoulders back in, slingshots and clotheslines QT out! Dean builds speed and WRECKS QT with a dropkick! Then slingshots for a PLANCHA, but QT moves!

QT comes back to CLOBBER Dean! Fans boo QT’s new mean streak, but QT brings Dean up and puts him in. QT drops elbow after elbow, then shows another, but steps on Dean’s face! Fans boo the disrespect but QT just grins as he stands Dean up. Dean throws body shots then whips, but QT reverses. Dean kicks QT away, runs but into an uppercut! QT CLOBBERS Dean, covers, TWO! QT sits Dean up, and clamps on a chinlock! QT thrashes Dean around, fans rally as Dean endures, and Dean fights up to throw body shots. QT CLUBS Dean hard, then shoves him from the corner. QT climbs up, Dean stands, QT mocks the salute but jumps into a BIG dropkick!

Both men are down but fans rally up again. QT drags Dean up but Dean ROCKS him! QT ROCKS Dean, Dean ROCKS QT! They go back and forth, Dean gets the edge but QT knees low! QT whips, Dean ducks and dodges to elbow! Dean starts rallying, whips QT to a corner, but QT reverses to send Dean the other way! QT runs in but Dean puts him on the apron to GAMANGIRI him down! Dean builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and fans fire up for Dean as he puts QT in! QT staggers to a corner, Dean runs in to dropkick! Dean keeps going, and hits another dropkick! Dean wants another, but QT dropkicks back! QT scowls and throws his armbands off.

QT calls for it, drags Dean up but Dean blocks the Diamond Cutter! Dean gets around, salutes, but QT slips out to kick low! QT whips, Dean stops to mule kick, then Dean goes up to leap, into the DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, QT wins!

Winner: QT Marshall, by pinfall

And the Bulldog of the Nightmare Family gets a win! Will he continue to climb the ranks and prove he’s God’s Gift to AEW?

 

Bunny Allie w/ The Butcher & The Blade VS Jazmin Allure!

It’s been a long time since the lone female of the Fam got into the ring herself. But now that Big Money Matt is footing the bill, she’s ready to put in the work! Will she tear into #TopTier and finally hop up the rankings?

The bell rings, and Allie rushes Allure! Allie fires off forearms in a corner, scrapes Allure’s face on ropes, but then lets off as the ref reprimands to shriek at her. Allie CHOPS Allure, but Allure turns things around to fire off forearms and CHOPS of her own! Allure whips, Allie reverses but Allure sweeps the legs! Allure runs to dropkick Allie to the apron! Allure is after her but Allie hotshots her away! Allie scowls at the camera, runs in and CLOBBERS Allure! Allie laughs at Allure’s pain then dribbles her on the mat! Fans boo but Allie drags Allure up and whips her to a corner hard! Allure falls, Allie runs corner to corner to SLIDING LARIAT!

Allie shoves Allure out of the corner, bows and then mocks Allure, “What’re you gonna do?!” Allie stomps Allure, drags her up, and thrashes her around while laughing. Allure hits back and jawbreakers! Allure rallies with clotheslines, then fires up and runs corner to corner, but Allie dodges! SUPERKICK! Allie is furious, she drags Allure up, and she reels Allure into the dragon sleeper, for the ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, Allie wins!

Winner: Bunny Allie, by pinfall

Allie sent Allure #DownTheRabbitHole and gets a win! Is the Bunny going to get plenty of karats working with Big Money Matt?

 

Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Carlie Bravo, Dean Alexander & Brick Aldridge!

BOOM BOOM, Colt Cabana and the OG, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson, want to follow up what Silver & Reynolds did earlier tonight, and that’s win! Will they do just that against #GoonPlatoon, The Sensation and… Brick?

The teams sort out and Cabana starts against Alexander. Negative One gives Cabana some quick pointers before he and Alexander circle. They approach, Cabana fakes Alexander out to get a leg trip, then floats to a facelock. Cabana brings Alexander up, Alexander wrenches but Cabana wrenches to hammerlock, wrench, then wristlock. Cabana throws Alexander to his corner and fans cheer that technical exchange. Bravo tags in, Negative One gives quick tips again, but Bravo praises Cabana for that exchange. Bravo steps up to say “Boom, Boom.” Cabana DECKS Bravo! Cabana drags Bravo up to DECK him again, drags him over and bumps him off buckles.

Cabana CHOPS and CHOPS then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Bravo, CHOPS again, then suplexes! Cover, TWO! Uno tags Stu. feeds Bravo to Stu’s boots, then Russian Leg Sweeps to set up for Stu’s PENALTY KICK! Stu paces around Bravo, brings him up, and whips him to a corner. Stu runs in, Bravo dodges and Stu POSTS himself! Brick tags in and he CLUBS Stu on the back! Cabana gets in to ROCK Brick! The ref reprimands, Brick shakes that off and goes after Stu. Brick tosses Stu to a corner, elbows hard then tags Alexander. Alexander stomps a mudhole into Stu, then throws haymakers. Tag to Bravo and Bravo fires off JAB after JAB on Stu then stomps him!

Tag to Brick and Brick stomps away on Stu! Tag to Alexander, he drags Stu up and fireman’s carries but Stu fights out! Stu gets Alexander for an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Brick tags in, fires off on Stu, then runs, but Stu LARIATS! They both stay up, but Stu gets Brick for an URENAGE! Hot tags to Uno and Bravo! Uno rallies with clotheslines, sees Alexander and kicks him for a neckbreaker! Brick gets in, Uno dodges and BOOTS him down! Bravo returns to kick back, then whips. Uno reverses, reels Bravo in to school boy, and STOMP the hands! Basement dropkick! Uno fireman’s carries and pops Bravo up for an USHIGOROSHI!

Tag to Cabana, Uno feeds Alexander to a BIONIC ELBOW! Cabana fires up, Uno feeds Brick to a BIONIC ELBOW! Cabana tags Stu, Uno feeds Bravo to a BIONIC ELBOW! Stu climbs, Uno gets Bravo up, “FINISH HIM!” FATALITY!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

And the Dark Order continues to dominate Dark! Will this victory convince these Nightmare Factory trainees to #JoinDarkOrder instead?

 

Nick Comoroto & Aaron Solow VS D3 & Angel Fashion!

The Freak Beast Wrecking Ball and Extra Talented combine to take on the Prince of Rome and the Fashionable Hombre! Will they make the Nightmare Family proud by starting climbing the AEW Tag Division ladder?

The teams sort out and Solow starts against D3. They circle, tie up, and Solow wrenches to fireman’s carry takeover. Solow clamps onto the arm, D3 gets up and wrenches back, but Solow wrenches again. D3 rolls, handsprings and headlocks back. Solow powers out, D3 sunset flips but Solow rolls through to DOUBLE STOMP! Tag to Comoroto, but D3 gets away to tag Fashion! Fashion and Comoroto circle, Fashion calls for a test of strength. Comoroto looks to accept but Fashion sucker punches him! Comoroto doesn’t flinch, and he CLOBBERS Fashion for it! Comoroto drags Fashion up, scoops him, but Fashion fights free.

Fashion throws body shots and haymakers, but Comoroto swings again. Fashion dodges, runs but leaps into Comoroto’s arms, for a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up with the Freak Beast as he drags Fashion up. Tag to Solow, Solow reels Fashion in but D3 runs in. Solow DECKS D3, Fashion whips but Solow reverses. Solow kicks low to reel Fashion in, and he double hammerlocks, for the FACEBUSTER! Cover, Solow & Comoroto win!

Winners: Aaron Solow & Nick Comoroto, by pinfall

And there it is! Solow and Comoroto get their first win as a team, but will it be the first of many?

 

Cezar Bononi w/ Peter Avalon VS John Skyler!

The Brazilian Beefcake, the muscle of the growing Pretty Boys stable, is ready to lead the charge up the rankings! But will he stay strong against the Southern Savior?

The bell rings, Skyler and Bononi circle and they tie up. Bononi powers Skyler to a corner, Skyler slips out to CHOP! Bononi shoves Skyler down, Skyler dodges to headbutt low, uppercut and jumping knee! Skyler clotheslines but Bononi stay sup! Skyler runs to clothesline again but Bononi si still up! Bononi blocks the whip, whips Skyler to a corner and corner clotheslines! Then Bononi whips Skyler corner to corner to clothesline again! Bononi fires up, Skyler dodges his next clothesline but not the LEFT! Avalon is fired up as Bononi stomps Skyler in a corner! The erf counts, Bononi lets off, but Avalon gets his shot in! Bononi brings Skyler up, whips and hip tosses! Cover, TWO!

Bononi keeps on Skyler with a chinlock and he thrashes Skyler around. Fans rally up, Skyler fights up but Bononi CLUBS him down! Bononi throws Skyler out hard, the ref keeps his eyes on Avalon but Bononi goes out to fetch Skyler. Bononi gets Skyler up for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Avalon is all fired up and says #BeautifulBononi is doing great! Bononi drags Skyler up, but Skyler KNEES him away! Skyler slingshots but Bononi denies the sunset flip! Skyler avoids the punch, but Bononi bucks the roll-up off! Skyler tries again, Bononi switches and catches him to a sleeper hold SWING and TOSS!

Bononi seethes, he drags Skyler up to a torture rack for the FALLING SLAM! Cover, Bononi wins!

Winner: Cezar Bononi, by pinfall

Pretty Peter is excited for Beautiful Bononi’s big win here! Will they continue to climb up the rankings and make AEW the best looking company today?


My Thoughts:

Dark is big again, but still under two hours, so that was good. We got some really good matches, such as the opener with Silver-Reynolds, then SCU VS WCWC, Evans VS Dante, and QT VS Dean. But my major complaint is that the show opens with Taz and Excalibur calling the FTR Championship match the main event. But looking at this, it WASN’T the main event! It was the middle of the card! Was that just bad editing of the match order? The FTW Championship match was certainly good, and a touch longer than the actual main event of Bononi VS Skyler, and given the story from Dynamite, it should’ve been the actual main event, not just in name.

Taz and Starks were on commentary, griping every moment Cutler got offense in, but then were happy when Cage won. There could be quite the story with Cage and the rest of Team Taz not being on the same page about Sting, and maybe Taz makes it a point of taking the title off Cage and putting it on another Team Taz member, like Will Hobbs. But my main thing is, if you call it the main event, then show it’s the main event. Elevation may have claimed to have three main events, but at least all three were at the end of the show, following the rules of calling something a main event.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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Can Papa Gunn breathe with the Switchblade?

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

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Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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