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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/26/21)

Fallout from Fastlane continues!

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Coverage SmackDown 2021

SmackDown turns the corner and heads for WrestleMania!

Fastlane is in the rearview mirror, and SmackDown looks down the Road to WrestleMania! But will Daniel Bryan simply accept what happened last Sunday?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Seth Rollins VS Shinsuke Nakamura; Rollins wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Big E & The Street Profits VS Apollo Crews & The Alpha Academy; Apollo & The Alpha Academy win.
  • Bianca Belair VS Natalya w/ Tamina; Belair wins.
  • Dolph Ziggler w/ Robert Roode VS Rey Mysterio w/ Dominik Mysterio; Rey wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Daniel Bryan is here!

The Leader of the Yes Movement didn’t win the Universal Championship, but he has a chair with him as he heads to the ring. That is definitely in reference to what cost him at Fastlane: a chair shot from Edge! Bryan brings the chair to the ring, gets a mic, and says, “So, everyone saw the truth. Everyone saw the reality. Everyone saw something that Roman said would never happen, and has never happened before. Everybody saw Roman tap out.” Roman’s never tapped, ever, in his entire career! And last week, he said he’d rather DIE than tap out to someone like Bryan. Well good ness, WWE Universe, Roman is alive and yet he tapped out to Daniel Bryan!

“Now, in a perfect world, what that would mean is that I would be standing in this ring as the Universal Champion. I would be standing in this ring right now, knowing that I was headed to the main event of WrestleMania. But neither of those things are true.” Why is that? Because as Bryan was making Roman tap out, Edge hit Bryan with a steel chair. Bryan reminds us that Edge told him he wasn’t “doing this the right way.” Bryan should just stand by and let everyone have the dream match of Roman VS Edge.

“But here’s the thing. I’ve had enough. I’m tired of doing it the right way. I’m tired of standing on the sidelines. I’m tired of everyone just having a dream match they didn’t even earn!” Bryan EARNED his Universal Championship match, and EARNED winning and being in the main event of Mania! But Bryan gets it. Bryan is willing to EARN it all again. He’s not asking for anyone to give him the title, or anyone to give him his spot at Mania. He will earn it and here’s how! Bryan wants a rematch with Roman for the title, and he wants that rematch TONIGHT! The fans give Yes Fingers on their ThunderDome screens as Bryan says he is not leaving this ring until he gets what he wants.

Daniel Bryan takes a seat with the chair he brought, and waits. It’s the Yes Movement taking over once again! But Bryan waits, and waits, and SmackDown goes to break. Will someone respond to Bryan’s demands?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Bryan is still patiently waiting. Several more minutes pass, and finally, Adam Pearce walks out. He says he cannot give Bryan a championship rematch tonight. Oh he can’t? Did he not just see the footage? Bryan can play it again! He made Roman tap. No, Pearce saw that. But the referee’s decision is final. Roman Reigns is Universal Champion, and his next defense will be at WrestleMania against Edge. Oh, so the next Universal Championship match is against Edge. Bryan has a solution! How about it’s Edge VS Roman, and then Bryan immediately faces the winner of that match. No, Bryan knows personally how unfair that would be.

Right, so it’s fine for Bryan to fight for 40 MINUTES in the Elimination Chamber, and then immediately fight for the title right after? Isn’t there a double standard? Is that too hard for Edge and Roman. Then how about this? WrestleMania is two nights this year, right? Night One: Edge VS Roman Reigns for the Universal Championship. Night Two: Daniel Bryan VS the winner of that match, for the Universal Championship. Isn’t that reasonable? Fans agree! But here comes EDGE to respond! Edge barges right past Pearce to go to the ring and Bryan stands up.

Edge tells Bryan, “For the last month, I’ve sat back and watch you act altruistic, like you’re some knight in shining armor.” But if Bryan wanting to talk this WrestleMania possibly being Bryan’s, EVERY match could be Edge’s last! For ten YEARS, Edge dreamed of getting this back! This WrestleMania will be ten years to the day that he had to announce his retirement! This is HIS dream, everything he’s worked for, and Bryan wants to take that away? And then he wants to face the winner of a match and pick the bones?! How heroic, Bryan!

But here’s the thing, Edge entered the Men’s Rumble number one, and outlasted everyone, Bryan included! Bryan lost twice but Edge won the Rumble. “So here’s the deal: you don’t deserve the match at WrestleMania, you son of a bitch!” Bryan trips Edge and fires off fists! Edge gets up to SPEAR Bryan down! Edge sees the chair, and perhaps the Rated R Superstar of old is coming back. Edge picks the chair up, looms over Bryan, and SMACKS him on the back! The chair is then thrown side, and Edge seethes as he slides out of the ring. Is this the door being slammed shut on Bryan’s return to Mania?

 

Roman Reigns and company watch the replays in his private room.

The Tribal Chief tells Paul Heyman to get Adam Pearce. “With pleasure.” Heyman heads out, and then Roman tells Jey to go with Heyman, “Use force if you have to.” Is Roman sure? What’re they going to do? Fire him? Jey chuckles and follows after the Special Counsel. What plan is Roman formulating in his head?

 

Seth Rollins VS Shinsuke Nakamura!

The Architect defeated the King of Strong Style at Fastlane, but his issues with the Swiss Cyborg are far from settled. However, it seems Nakamura isn’t giving up on this, either! Will Nakamura tie things up with the Savior of SmackDown on behalf of Cesaro?

The bell rings, they tie up, and Nakamura shoves Rollins away. Nakamura headlocks, Rollins reverses to a headlock, but Nakamura fights out and knees low! Nakamura bumps Rollins off buckles, fires off forearms and gives Rollins some Good Vibrations! Rollins bails out to the apron, Nakamura storms over but Rollins hotshots him! Rollins climbs, Nakamura kicks him down! TOP SHELF KNEE! Rollins flops down to the apron, Nakamura gets him in position for another KNEE! Nakamura goes to the apron now, for the GUILLOTINE KNEE! Rollins writhes but Nakamura gets him back in the ring as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Rollins keeps Nakamura from ropes with his chinbar and armlock. Nakamura fights back, runs, but Rollins follows to SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Rollins covers again, TWO! Rollins grows frustrated, but he talks to Nakamura. “You don’t know when to stay down. You didn’t know when to stay down at Fastlane!” Rollins clubs away on Nakamura with forearms, then storms off. Nakamura is in a corner, Rollins whips him corner to corner, but Nakamura comes back with a DYNAMIC DROPKICK! Both men slowly get up, Nakamura fires off a strike fest! He KCIKS and KICKS then knees and stomps Rollins at ropes. Nakamura hangs Rollins out to dry, for an AX KICK!

Nakamura keeps moving, SLIDING WIZARD! Rollins flounders to a corner, Nakamura runs in, but Rollins boots, only to get turned around! KICK then SLIDING GERMAN! Cover, TWO! Nakamura snarls and brings Rollins up to knee him into a corner. Nakamura puts Rollins on the top again, but Rollins avoids the knee and Nakamura hits buckles! Rollins springboards for the FLYING KNEE! Then he gets the FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Nakamura survives and Rollins is frustrated again. Rollins talks trash, kicks Nakamura around and says Nakamura should respect him. “I’ve done more than you ever will!”

Rollins whips, Nakamura reverses, misses one kick but hits the WHEEL KICK! INVERTED EXPLODER, but Rollins lands on his feet! But he runs into a fireman’s carry and the LANDSLIDE! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives but Nakamura just fires up in the corner! “YAO~!” But Rollins dodges the Kinshasa to ROLLING ELBOW! Rollins and Nakamura both stagger, but Nakamura gets a ROLLING ARMBAR!! Rollins moves around, Nakamura shifts to a TRIANGLE HOLD! Rollins dead lifts to POWERBOMB! And then CURB STOMP!! But Rollins can’t cover right away! He crawls over, covers now, Rollins wins!

Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall

Two matches become two victories for the Architect over the Artist! But he’s not done with Nakamura! He hammers away on his back, takes aim again, but here comes Cesaro! The Swiss Superman storms the ring, brawls with Rollins and GUT WRENCHES Rollins! Cesaro fires off hammering fists and big EuroUppers, then POP-UP UPPERS! Cesaro dares Rollins to get up, just to trip him up! Rollins scrambles to avoid the swing! Cesaro dares the cowardly Rollins to do something! Cesaro wants to fight Rollins, but when will he get to?

 

Heyman returns to Roman’s room.

“The End All, Be All, Reigns-ing, Defending…” Heyman’s praising of Roman is halted when Pearce arrives. Heyman introduces them even though they know each other, but that’s to remind everyone that this is the same Pearce that was manipulated into making a bad decision. They thank Pearce for that decision, but then Roman gets up to stare Pearce down. Roman tells Pearce, “We don’t thank you. You thank us. And the reason why you’re here is because I want you to understand that at WrestleMania, you get me for one night. And you only get me for one title defense.” Now Pearce can thank them.

Pearce understands Roman’s point. In fact, he’s inclined to agree. But there are other things to consider, so he will excuse himself. He will have his decision by the end of the night. What is Pearce going to decide when it comes to the Universal Championship’s Road to WrestleMania?

 

Seth Rollins is furious backstage!

“Did you guys see that?!” Kayla Braxton asks if he was surprised- Surprised by Cesaro trying to swing him?! NO he’s not! He’s sick of it!! He’s sick of the disrespect and humiliation by “that failure, Cesaro!” Rollins told Cesaro if he stepped in his lane again, bad thing were going to happen! Rollins is a man of his word! So he’ll make this right! If Cesaro is man enough to face Rollins, then this is a challenge for a match at WRESTLEMANIA, where Rollins will teach Cesaro a lesson about respect once and for all! What happened tonight will never happen again! Rollins will never be disrespected, embarrassed or swung around again! NEVER!

But then Cesaro RAMS Rollins into road cases! And then Cesaro gets his legs to SWING HIM!! They go around and around and around as referees and officials shout at Cesaro to stop, but Cesaro gets about 15 in before letting Rollins go! Rollins sputters and Cesaro shouts, “Challenge accepted!” Will Rollins stop being dizzy in time for that match?

 

Six Man Tag: Big E & The Street Profits VS Apollo Crews & The Alpha Academy!

The WWE Intercontinental Championship is still Big E, but Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins want to get the SmackDown Tag Team Championships back! But with the Nigerian Royal, Chad Gable & Otis standing in their way, will this Road to WrestleMania turn into a demolition derby?

SmackDown returns and the Alphas make their entrance, followed by Apollo. The teams sort out, Otis starts against Dawkins and they circle. Big E wants after Apollo but the ref has him stay back. Gable gives Otis some last pointers before he ties up with Dawkins. Dawkins headlocks, Otis powers out and the two ram each other! Dawkins rebounds to hurdle and dropkick! Otis stays up, Ford tags in, the Profits double dropkick! Otis is still up but Ford goes up and over then handsprings around. Ford flexes, Otis runs in but Ford drops, hurdles and leaps, into a POWERSLAM! Otis fires up and he tags in Gable. The Alphas bring Ford up to mug him, then DRAGON SCREW!

Gable hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW, then stalks Ford to ropes. Ford goes to the apron, shoulders back in, then slingshots up, into a NORTHERN LIGHTS?! Bridging cover, TWO!! Gable drags Ford up, tags in Apollo, and they mug Ford. Apollo fires off on Ford, glares at Big E, then brings Ford up to whip and CLOBBER! Cover, TWO! Big E wants after Apollo again but the ref again keeps him back. Apollo brings Ford up, suplexes and holds him up, but Ford slips out to ENZIGURI! Both men are down, Ford hurries for his corner but so does Apollo. Hot tags to Big E and Gable! Big E OVERHEAD suplexes Gable, DECKS Otis, then OVERHEAD suplexes Gable!

Big E gets around, and side Belly2Belly suplexes now! Fans fire up with Big E as he swivels those hips! Big E runs and hits the BIG SPLASH! Big E claps it up, dares Gable to get up, and then scoops him, but Gable goes after an arm! Gable can’t get Big E down so he throat chops him! Gable runs corner to corner, into the Urenag-E!  Cover, Apollo breaks it! Dawkins DECKS Apollo, but the Dozer rams Dawkins into Gable’s arms! DISCUS GERMAN! Ford gets in, Otis blocks a kick to flip Ford, but Ford lands on his feet to ENZIGURI! Otis falls out, Gable back suplexes Ford to the apron! Ford stays up, Gable runs and Apollo tags in.

Gable slides but Ford goes up and in, to come back and FLY!! Direct hit onto the Alphas at the ramp! Big E and Apollo meet again, and Apollo gets Big E for an OLYMPIC SLAM! Cover, Apollo and team win!!

Winners: Apollo Crews & the Alpha Academy, by pinfall

Apollo pins the champion! The Alphas celebrate with Apollo, will all three of these men have titles after WrestleMania?

 

Adam Pearce crosses paths with Edge backstage.

Edge hopes Pearce isn’t rewarding Bryan for the stuff he’s pulling. What kind of ship is he running here? Edge outlasted 29 other men, including Bryan, and Bryan lost twice. Edge gets Roman 1v1 at Mania! What’s there to even think about? Pearce says his responsibilities are to the WWE, not to him, Roman, or Bryan. His job is to get all the facts, consider all the options, and to make a decision. Tonight, he’ll do just that. Well then let’s hope that’s the right decision. “Or else.” Is Pearce finding himself stuck between a rock and a hard place when it comes to WrestleMania?

 

SmackDown presents an all new Kevin Owens Show!

Kevin says these past few weeks, he tried to make it clear to Sami Zayn that even though Kevin doesn’t believe in the conspiracy theories, he is still on Sami’s side. What did he get for that? Sami nearly kicked Kevin’s head off last week. So this week, Kevin has a question, and the only person that can answer it IS Sami! “Sami, get out here and answer my question right now.” And he’s not in a waiting mood. Sami either gets out there or- Well, here he comes! Sami and his camera crew… Sami doesn’t even need to know the question, it’s if he is sorry for last week. And it is a resounding YES. Sami is sorry, truly! He had no business kicking Kevin at all!

But this conspiracy stuff is messing with Sami’s mental state and he crossed a line. So yes, he is sorry. Kevin says that wasn’t actually the answer. Well Sami didn’t finish. He knows Kevin’s real question is, can they still work together on the documentary? And the answer is also YES! Because Sami is about to drop a bombshell piece of news right here on the KO Show! It’s big, really! Next week, Sami is having a red carpet premiere for the release of the trailer for Sami’s documentary! It’s gonna be HUGE! But there’s more! Kevin is probably aware that Sami’s been going back and forth with a certain Logan Paul. As in global YouTube sensation, 23 MILLION subscribers Logan Paul! He’s INTO IT!! Logan will get the word out! The world will see, and Logan will be here at the premiere!! Sami’s guest of honor will be Logan Paul!

See, look? The graphic is a thing! And this will show everyone! Kevin can be part of that, too! Kevin says he doesn’t care about the documentary, Logan Paul, or Sami being sorry. What Kevin wants- Sami mocks Kevin about not caring about this and that. But Kevin owes Sami an apology! Because Kevin acts like he’s on Sami’s side but he’s not! He thinks Sami is crazy! “SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME NOW!” Kevin says the only reason he’s allowed Sami to stand in this ring this long without beating him senseless is because he needs an answer to his real question! And that question is: “Is you, me, one-on-one at WrestleMania. Yes or no?”

Sami is a bit shocked, but he doesn’t want to go about this this way. YES OR NO!? Okay, fine, hold on! Sami’s answer… Is YES. Is Kevin happen now?! This is what Kevin wanted!? Well just as Kevin said, he needed that answer. And now that he has it, time to beat him senseless. Kevin attacks, stomping away on Sami in a corner! Sami wriggles away, Kevin chases him down and CLOBBERS him! Sami staggers back into the ring, comes back but into a STUNNER! Kevin stands tall over Sami, but will he stand tall again on the Grandest Stage of Them All?

 

Adam Pearce now crosses paths with Daniel Bryan.

Pearce is already frustrated but Bryan says he gets it. Bryan used to be a GM, he knows what he’s going through. Pearce is under pressure from everyone to maintain the status quo. But Bryan knows that Pearce knows deep down what the right decision is. All Pearce has to do is make it. Bryan may not have been aggressive about it, but the pressure is still on from the Yes Movement. Will Pearce make the right decision? Is there a way to know what that is?

 

Backstage interview with Bianca Belair.

What was her reaction to Sasha’s slap? Well Twitter had a field day with it, but she’s bigger and stronger. She could’ve whooped Sasha to next month, but Sasha would miss Mania. And mama always told her to be the bigger person to focus on your business. Bianca did that at Fastlane so she can be the winner at Mania. Sasha is the Boss, the blueprint, the standard, but Bianca’s just a little bit better, and enough to make history and show Sasha what it feels like for a “rookie” to end Sasha’s reign. But now, there is business with Natalya. Everyone watching, keep the kids out of the room cuz nobody should see what she’s about to do!

Bianca Belair VS Natalya w/ Tamina!

The EST wants to sink the #BOAT, Best of All Time, after the Queen of Harts and Daughter of Superfly tried to run Bianca and Sasha off the Road to WrestleMania! Will the strongest, the fastest, the roughest, and the toughest defeat the winningest woman in WWE history?

The bell rings and Bianca dropkicks Natty right down! Bianca is after her in the corner with shoulder rams, then lets off as the ref counts. Bianca whips Natty but Natty reverses. Bianca goes up and over and handsprings to run Natty over! Natty bails out, regroups with Tamina, and Bianca dares someone to get in. Natty paces, takes her time with the ring count, and gets up to bait Bianca. Bianca gives chase, cuts Natty off and fires off in a corner! The ref counts, Bianca lets off, but Natty runs in to get around and rebound sit Bianca down! Natty steps on Bianca, and basement dropkicks but misses as Bianca moves! Bianca covers, ONE!

Bianca jackknife covers, TWO! Bianca kicks low, reels Natty in to scoop, hold and SLAM! Bianca goes to a corner, climbs up top, but Sasha makes her entrance?! The Boss is doing this just to distract Bianca, but Bianca still DECKS Natty! The ref is distracted by Natty and Tamina DECKS Bianca! Bianca hits the floor, and Sasha mockingly asks what’s wrong as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Natty has Bianca in a floating surfboard! Natty lets Bianca down to kick her to the mat! Sasha has joined commentary to make sure it’s Boss Time. Bianca fires forearms on Natty, whips her to ropes but Natty reverses. Bianca reels Natty in instead, but Natty RANAS! Cover, TWO! Sasha says Bianca thinks she’s better but the rookie needs to learn. Natty rams Bianca into a corner, throws hands, then climbs up. Natty reels Bianca in for a tornado but no DDT! Bianca suplexes Natty hard! Both women are down, Tamina coaches Natty but a standing count begins. Bianca slowly rises, Natty is in a corner, and Natty runs in. Bianca dodges to rally with shoulder tackles!

Bianca dropkicks Natty, kips up, and then claps at Natty but misses in the corner. Bianca elbows Natty away, goes up and over and comes back to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Bianca keeps her focus, Sasha is annoyed as Bianca handsprings, but the splash just grazes as Natty moves! Cover, TWO! Sasha says that’s a rookie mistake. Natty gets the legs but Bianca makes that a cradle, TWO! Natty hits a DISCUS! Cover, TWO!! Tamina is furious on Natty’s behalf as Natty and Bianca get back up. Natty waistlocks, Bianca switches and chicken wings, but Natty victory rolls, only for Bianca to sit on it! TWO!!

Natty trips Bianca again, Bianca boots her away, and both women hit RUNNING FACEBUSTERS! Sasha says this is why Bianca’s a rookie. Sasha hops off commentary to dare Bianca to get up. WrestleMania is coming! Bianca gets up, SLAPS Sasha off her feet, and gets back in the ring! Natty runs in, Bianca catches her to spin and ROCK her, to the torture rack! KISS OF DEATH!! Cover, Bianca wins!!

Winner: Bianca Belair, by pinfall

The EST dusts off her hands, having shown up the Boss AND the Boat! But then Sasha Banks hits a BACKSTABBER! The Boss always has the last laugh, but will that all change after WrestleMania Weekend?

 

Edge walks into Roman’s private room!

Jey asks Edge if he’s lost. Edge says if he wanted to, he would’ve hit Jey by now and Jey wouldn’t have ever seen it coming. Roman has Jey stand down, and says it takes balls to come walking in like that. Roman almost respects it. But if Edge doesn’t get to his point, he’ll let “pitbull” Jey off the leash. Edge asks how that worked last time. But Edge says Daniel Bryan is trying to steal their spotlight. Bryan’s done it before, Roman’s seen it. So here’s the deal: if Roman has the stroke he says he’s got, use it! Edge doesn’t have to beat Roman if Bryan is involved in a Triple Threat. Edge leaves Roman to think it over, but are the Chief and the legend conspiring against the Goat?

 

SmackDown confirms matches for Nights One and Two of WrestleMania Weekend!

After Cesaro accepted Rollins’ challenge, their match will be on Night One, along with Braun Strowman VS Shane McMahon, the New Day VS AJ Styles and Omos for the Raw Tag Team Championships, Bad Bunny VS The Miz, Sasha Banks VS Bianca Belair for the SmackDown Women’s Championship, and Bobby Lashley VS Drew McIntyre for the WWE World Championship!

Then on Night Two, we’ll get Big E VS Apollo Crews for the WWE Intercontinental Champions one last time, Kevin Owens VS Sami Zayn, Randy Orton VS The Fiend, Asuka VS Rhea Ripley for the Raw Women’s Championship, and of course, Roman Reigns VS Edge for the WWE Universal Championship! That is, if it stays that way…

 

Dolph Ziggler w/ Robert Roode VS Rey Mysterio w/ Dominik Mysterio!

The Dirty Dawgs, the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, are ready for the title challenge coming from any team that steps up! But the Show-Off is going to take on the King of Lucha Libre 1v1! Will Ziggler prove Rey’s time has passed? Or will the father make his son even prouder as they head for Mania together?

The bell rings, the two tie up, and Ziggler gets Mysterio to a corner. The ref counts, Ziggler lets off but stomps Mysterio down! Ziggler throws hands, runs in and SPLASHES! Rey falls and Ziggler mockingly asks how he’s doing. Ziggler digs forearms into Mysterio’s face, then runs in, but misses as Rey moves! Rey runs to tilt-o-whirl headscissor Ziggler to a corner! Rey whips, Ziggler reverses, Rey slides but Ziggler gets a leg! Ziggler gets Rey up but Rey enziguris! Ziggler ends up on ropes, but he disconnects the call with an elbow! Ziggler reels Rey in, Rey fights the bomb to headscissor Ziggler out of the ring!

Roode coaches Ziggler but Rey leaps! Ziggler blocks the flying rana to POWERBOMB Rey OVER the barriers!! Dom wants to check on his father but Ziggler SUPERKICKS him down!! The Dirty Dawgs get really dirty as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Ziggler has Rey down with an armlock. Ziggler pulls at the mask, Rey fights with body shots but Ziggler throws him down by his head! Ziggler paces, drags Rey up and puts him in the corner to throw body shots. Dom is still sore from that superkick but he coaches Rey up while Ziggler digs boots in. Ziggler taunts Rey as he pulls him against ropes! The ref counts, Ziggler lets off and drags Rey up. Ziggler hoists Rey up top, climbs up to join him, but Rey resists the superplex! Rey throws body shots, headbutts Ziggler and Ziggler falls! Rey steadies himself, Roode coaches Ziggler, and Rey leaps to SEATED SENTON!

Rey whips Ziggler, Ziggler sunset flips but Rey rolls through to BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO! Roode coaches Ziggler more, Ziggler stirs but Rey is up first. Rey brings Ziggler around, whips him to a corner but Ziggler reverses. Ziggler runs in but into boots! Rey wheelbarrows but Ziggler SLAMS him down, then hits the FAMOUSER! Cover, TWO! Rey survives but Ziggler is too tired to be frustrated. Ziggler and Rey slowly rise, and Ziggler runs in, but Rey dodges the kick! Rey dropkicks al eg out, Ziggler ends up on ropes! Rey dials it up but Roode gets in?! Dom gets in to DECK Roode! Roode throws Dom out hard, but Rey dropkicks Roode!

Rey aims, slingshots, but Ziggler hits a ZIGZAG!! Cover, TWO!?!? Rey survives that extra large Zigzag and Ziggler can’t believe it! “That’s not how this ends!” Ziggler drags Rey up, gut wrench but Rey fights the bomb off to RANA Ziggler to ropes! Dial it up, 6 1 9!! And a slingshot SPLASH! Cover, Rey wins!!

Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall

Dom also keeps Roode from doing anything more, and now the Mysterios might just have their golden tickets! Will they be able to cash them in and become champions together at WrestleMania?

 

WWE is inducting some true giants into the Hall of Fame!

Both the Big Red Machine, KANE, and India’s massive monster, the Great Khali, are both going into the HOF in the 2021 class!

 

Adam Pearce heads to the ring.

The WWE Official has his decision to make, but Roman Reigns follows him out! The Head of the Table, Special Counsel and Main Event Jey all want to hear this in person. What will Pearce have to say, after the break?

SmackDown returns and Roman glares at Pearce. But wait, are the fans chanting, “You Tapped Out!” at Roman? Roman ignores that, though he is a bit twitchy. And now here comes EDGE to join in the moment! Pearce assures Roman that he didn’t invite Edge out here, this is Edge doing what he wants. Edge paces, but here comes Daniel Bryan! Naturally, Bryan wants to hear Pearce’s decision in person because it all comes down to whether or not Bryan gets what he wants. Bryan stands in the ring with Roman, Edge and Pearce, and Pearce thanks them all for joining him. He understands everyone is concerned, and it makes sense why they can’t have another match this close to Mania.

Pearce knows why Edge and Roman don’t want to compete more than once, even on separate nights. It all makes sense. But that goes for what Bryan said, too. There IS a double standard, and Bryan does deserve another opportunity. Roman is also right, he will only defend his title one time on one night. So the decision is as follows: “At WrestleMania, for that Universal Championship, the three of you will compete in a Triple Threat Match!” Bryan and the Yes Movement are vindicated! Roman is pissed, and Bryan goes after Edge! Edge shoves Bryan, but gets a dropkick! Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES Bryan down!!

Roman rains down furious forearms on Bryan for getting into his match, and then Jey hurries to get a chair for him! Roman aims for Bryan, but Edge SPEARS Roman down!! Jey gets in, Edge dodges to SPEAR Jey! The Rated R Superstar has a chair, and just like Fastlane, he SMACKS Roman, SMACKS Bryan, repeat! Wait, he has two chairs! He puts a chair under Bryan’s head, then one under Roman’s, and rains down fists! This IS the Rated R Superstar of old, as he gets yet another chair! Edge has two targets but Jey runs in to be the third! Edge SMACKS away on Jey again and again! Roman gets away with Heyman, Bryan crawls to the apron!

Edge storms over Bryan, drags him back inside and drops an elbow on Bryan’s back! Pearce tells Edge not to do this, but Pat Buck gets in to get a SMACK! Jamie Noble gets a SMACK! The officials save Bryan from the Con-Chair-to, but Edge’s anger is still boiling! Will the Triple Threat be what undoes both Edge’s hard work and Roman’s status quo?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, but seemed a bit slow going at first. I get Bryan was doing a hijacking of the show, but we didn’t need a recap as we came back from commercials, and Pearce could’ve gotten out there a minute sooner. And while everyone’s promos were great, it was rather obvious that we were going right into a Triple Threat. This will definitely allow for the odd man out to stay strong, so Roman or Edge could still come away the winner while Bryan is probably taking the loss. It’s a bit sad that that’s what will happen to Bryan, but there are a lot of moving pieces.

There is still talk that with Bryan’s contract up in September or so, he might not sign with WWE again, and as his story has been going, he might retire from in-ring competition all together. So Bryan will take a curtain call loss, let Roman or Edge carry the belt with their pseudo-part-timer schedule, and let someone else move up to be a challenger, perhaps even give us “dream matches” with Edge. I feel like the only ones that’d be any good would be with Cesaro, Nakamura or Rollins.

Rollins VS Nakamura in a rematch from Fastlane wasn’t very creative, but it was still very entertaining because it’s still Rollins VS Nakamura. Cesaro getting his payback on Rollins was good, and we’re of course getting their match at Mania. The winner of that could tip the scales for Roman and Edge, because Face VS Heel, Cesaro VS Roman or Rollins VS Edge are the likely scenarios. The latter could still happen either way as Rollins VS Edge doesn’t need the title, it has the #EmbraceTheVision to play off of, but Rollins being Edge’s first defense would be pretty cool.

The Six Man Tag was pretty good, but also pretty fast, and it was mostly a filler to help us understand that for the fourth and I would hope last time, we’re getting Big E VS Apollo for the Intercontinental Championship. I think Mania is finally Apollo’s time to win, which makes their Fastlane match a bit more of a shame in hindsight. But many times, it isn’t about the beginning of the middle but the ending, and Apollo standing tall at Mania would definitely be a moment you can point to and say, “He’s a star.” Bianca beating Natty tonight, giving Sasha some of her comeuppance, but not standing tall, those could all be signs that she is winning at Mania for a very similar moment. She’s been going strong for a long time, finishing it off with a win at Mania would be the cherry on top.

Rey VS Ziggler was really good, and as the SmackDown Tag Team Champions haven’t been all that active, it makes sense Rey wins. The champions need challengers, a classic way to get in the title picture is to pin a champion, so here it is. Personally, I hope SmackDown does something big for these titles like they did last year. Last year was meant to be a Triple Threat Tag Ladder but COVID concerns made it a regular Triple Threat. Maybe with things being a little better, we can get a Fatal 4 Way. No one team has been killing it to me, but if you have all four teams at once, that is going to give us tag magic.

Kevin VS Sami being set up was a given, but I like the promo that got us there. Sami thought he had to apologize, that he had to make nice with Kevin, but Kevin is the one who wants a match. That match is going to be great, but I’m a little worried about the reception of Logan Paul showing up next week, assuming he actually is going to show up. Maybe he doesn’t, Sami claims conspiracy again and flips his lid on the go-home to Mania. I mostly just don’t know if Logan Paul needs to be the very poor follow-up in the celebrity department to Bad Bunny, who honestly has been great. Maybe some of this is tongue in cheek but it’s still coming off as the usual cringe WWE manages to dig up.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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