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Mitchell’s Raw Talk Report! (5/31/21)

A Phenomenal Raw Talk!

Published

2 years ago

June 1, 2021

Steven Mitchell

It’s an all winner’s edition of Raw Talk!

Nikki Cross, Drew McIntyre, AJ Styles & Omos are all here to discuss how it felt to win big on a Monday night!

Kevin Patrick welcomes us back to the show!

We’re one step closer to Hell in a Cell, “get in here!” Kevin is honored to be here with R-Truth again, and both are doing well. There’s been a lot of family and friends from Ireland reaching out to him about the Irish accent talk last time. They want Truth to learn “a ting or two.” Well nothing’s going to make up for how Truth lost the WWE 24/7, 48-7, 7/11, I-95 South, European Television Champion, K-Peezy. But we won’t go there. Okay, but has Truth not seen Akira Tozawa anywhere? Akira who? Truth did an English accent, not Irish. Oh. What’s the difference? Whoa, now, Truth! Well, you say to-may-to, Truth says to-mah-to. Let’s call the whole thing off.

But if you were watching Raw, Drew McIntyre defeats Kofi Kingston with an anti-air Claymore! The respect after was the best part for Kevin, though. Truth says you gotta respect that. Both men are great champions. Not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog, that’s Kofi Kingston. And you gotta respect McIntyre, that was a Clash of the Titans. But all that means McIntyre VS Lashley once again, June 20th, Hell in a Cell! Who you got? Truth did this to Kevin last time, it’s not fair. But Truth has to get Kevin before Kevin gets him. Deja vu! Kevin said Lashley but McIntyre was a guest, like he is tonight, and then Truth sells Kevin out and McIntyre gives Kevin dirty looks. That happened? Yes, so Kevin is staying an impartial journalist. Parcel? Kevin’s in the postal service?

Moving on, Kevin brings up Shayna Baszler losing to Reginald, and why is that? The fire boom? Who knows. But this has been building over time. It is a weird relationship with Shayna, Reggie and Nia Jax. Jax is with Reggie and Shayna don’t like Reggie but they’re a trio. That’s an entanglement. Nia & Shayna are the tag team, and yet it feels like Shayna is the third wheel. Two’s a company, three’s a crowd. Someone’s got to go. Who does Kevin think it’ll be? It should be Reggie, all the spooky stuff is happening. And Shayna “had a little word” with him on The Playground. She’s not messing around. Wow, she did him like that? That was some serious ground ‘n’ pound.

But then the interaction Shayna has with Lily. She ain’t scared! What’s wrong with her? Kevin’s petrified of that thing! Well that’s Shayna, dog. She’s something else, and loves tartar sauce on her fish. Shayna wants to talk with Alexa and Lily, she can do that by herself. Unless Kevin wants to help. No thanks. Oh wait he’s too busy being both a journalist and a postman. But moving on, Nikki Cross wins Charlotte Flair by time expiration, just like she did Rhea Ripley last week! Truth loves Rhea and Charlotte, but a win is a win, Nikki’s on fire! They can’t beat her in two minutes. They need more time. Nikki is red hot!

And not only that, she’s on the show tonight! Her, McIntyre and the Raw Tag Team Champions! Truth likes the first two but he’s wary about Styles & Omos. Well they’re up first, after the break! Oh…

AJ Styles & Omos join Raw Talk!

The Raw Tag Team Champions are here. They still have them and are never gonna lose them! A title match on Raw against Elias and Ryker, how do they feel? Fantastic! They’re the champions, how else would they feel? How does Omos feel? Phenomenal. Oh, almost thought he’d say “hungry.” He’s always hungry. Some people stop eating when they get full. Omos stops when he’s tired. Truth means that in a nice way! That’s praise! Styles keeps Omos calm. It’s a compliment. This is what Styles does for DW. DW? He’s R-Truth. No, he’s a Daywalker. What? What’s that mean? Everyone knows what that means. You’re an immortal vampire that can go in the daylight!

Truth and Styles have known each other 20 years, and Truth looks the exact same. So does Styles! No, he doesn’t. He’s got a beard. Yes, you do, Alan! Whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t use his first name! Truth says he can because he was defending himself. Omos asks Truth, “What’s his name?” AJ Styles. Much better. Styles asks if Truth likes garlic, and Truth says, “Hell no, you know I don’t like garlic.” See! Daywalker! Who doesn’t like garlic? Even Kevin likes garlic. Does Truth get burned eating garlic? A little. But let’s talk about the Raw Tag Team Championships. Kevin wants people to note that Omos is standing because when he sat in one of the chairs, he actually got bigger. So in order to fit him in the screen, he’s standing.

But Kevin asks Styles how it feels to work with Omos. Well ask Omos yourself. But Kevin wants to note how Styles has climbed every mountain, he’s been at the top of the WWE. And Omos is a mountain of a man. What’s being in a team like? It’s the best! Who wouldn’t want to be Omos’ tag partner? Every time Omos gets in the ring, anything he touches, he destroys! Omos loves it, too. It sure looks like he does. Truth loves that Omos loves it. The mountain of a man is learning a lot from one of the greatest to ever do it. Really? Yes, he is. But who works for who here? This is a partnership, Truth. And they’re on top of the division. There’s still a division? Well, yeah, there’s the New Day-

Kevin’s really starting there? Well yeah, they were the team Styles & Omos beat for the titles. But are they even a team anymore? Kofi Kingston was in a wonderful #1 contender’s match, and Woods has had great singles matches with Riddle and Orton. They’re not tagging together. For now! So they don’t matter then. They’re not a tag team in the way of Styles & Omos. Truth says the New Day IS still a tag team, to the highest order of matterstivity! Omos has Truth slow down and says New Day is not a team right now. But who else? Mace & T-Bar. Could they take the fight to you two? Naaaah! They’re mean, but they’ve had only a few matches.

But they’re big boys. Yes, Omos is “Monstorious,” aka a high level monster, but those guys are good. Omos wants Truth to slow down with the made-up words and names. Kevin asks about the Viking Raiders. Styles would love to see those guys in action. They could give the champs a run for their money. Styles likes competition, he’s ready for those guys. Who else? RKBRO. Oh…! Now that’s a match right there! Omos says they don’t stand a chance, though. Styles is a legend. The legend of all legends! But Orton is a legend killer. But there’s also Colossus Omos! He’s a mountain of a man! Colossus is a shrimp. What?

How did Truth say it earlier? Monstorious? Monster’s Inc? What? Even Kevin has to ask Truth what he’s going on about. Truth did a DNA test and says he’s related to the fish that drowned cuz it ran out of air. Styles is thinking Truth’s been spending time with Matt Riddle, if you know what he means. Truth says that’s his dog! But do the champs have a message for their future opponents? “We are the Raw Tag Team Champions for a reason? And we will not be beat, we won’t get beat.” You really think RKBRO has a chance? Has anyone come even close to knocking Omos over? Nope! ZERO.

But this is Randy Orton and Matt Riddle! You think they’re gonna hit an RKO on Omos? Truth says there’s always a chance. Styles has been around long enough to know anything can happen. Kevin says Orton has to be able to get up there, though. Omos agrees with that. Fist bump. Look how big his hands are! Omos knew he liked Kevin more than Truth. Kevin respects the champs, give it up one time for them. Kevin and Truth thank them for their time, and Styles and Omos say bye to “DW.”

Nikki Cross joins Raw Talk!

Everyone’s fired up and Nikki does her dance! Kevin says what a wild couple of weeks! Rhea last week, Charlotte tonight! Nikki asks Truth to pinch her, he does, and she says, “Ow! Just kidding.” But what a fortnight, as they might say in Scotland. She beat the Raw Women’s Champion, Rhea Ripley. Then tonight, the THIRTEEN TIME Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair! Tell ’em! Here’s the thing: It felt so good, so amazing, to wipe that smirk off Charlotte’s face! She was saying Nikki can’t, Nikki can’t. “Nikki Cross can do whatever she sets her mind to!” And she showed us that! Truth is fired up for Nikki! Kevin wants to be a journalist here for a second.

Whoa~, whoa~! What journalist? Kevin just wants to point out, there were two minute time limit matches. What about a six minute? Eight minute? Truth says not to let Kevin bring her down. Kevin’s just curious! Nikki will say back, “Last week, I beat Rhea Ripley, she’s the Raw Women’s Champion. That makes her the best.” Charlotte Flair is challenging Rhea at HIAC, that makes her the second best. #1 contender, second overall. But wait, wait, wait. So if Nikki beat Rhea AND Charlotte two weeks in a row, isn’t she the SUPERBEST?! Nikki just invented a new word! So it doesn’t matter if it’s two, four, six, 20, 30, SIXTY MINUTES IRON WOMAN MATCH, Nikki is ready!

In fact, why not Nikki? She can do it! She will prove it each and every time! You cannot keep Nikki Cross down, and she WILL be Raw Women’s Champion! Truth is calling it here first! You feel that? You just witnessed that! Kevin isn’t the best at math but he agrees, taking down the top two, you get #Superbest. Nikki’s been preparing for this her entire life! She has live her life for this! She’s ready! Kev, Kevin, whatever. Try “K-Peezy.” Okay, K-Peezy, R-Truth. She’s ready. Charlotte won 13 titles, Nikki’s been traveling all over the world. She wrestled, trained, and wants to be the best. She wants to be Raw Women’s Champion.

Nikki’s been here and there, been a WWE Women’s Tag Team Champion twice, the first team to win them twice, so she know what it takes. HIAC, Nikki will watch closely and carefully, because she’s earned the right to face whoever is champion at the end of it. She’s tasted success, she wants more cuz it tastes good! Charlotte got what she deserved. Nikki admits to being “spicy” but Charlotte deserved it. Charlotte’s a 13 time, she looked down on Nikki, and then look what happened! Nikki beat Charlotte! AND Rhea last week! Kevin loves the energy. Truth says Charlotte is tall so she was just looking down literally. Is he saying Nikki’s short? No! But he’s just saying, there’s a height difference.

Kevin wants Nikki to do one last thing: teach Truth a proper Scottish accent. She’ll go with the Scottish National Anthem. Kevin knows what she means, McIntyre knows what she means! Wait, really? Okay, listen closely. “If I could walk 500 miles then I would walk 500 more! OHHH~ HEY~!” Truth likes that! Nikki is a fired up Scottish firecracker, but we’ll be moving to the Scottish Warrior after the break!

Drew McIntyre joins Raw Talk!

Kevin congratulates McIntyre on winning another chance at Bobby Lashley and the title, and on that awesome match with Kofi Kingston. McIntyre thanks them, and notes Nikki Cross singing about 500 miles. He doesn’t feel like he could walk any miles right now after that match. There’s the shiner on his eyebrow. That’s the least of his worries. Kofi is something else. They’ve known each other since FCW, and then they fought over the WWE Intercontinental Championship. McIntyre knows Kofi’s evolved, is an incredible competitor, and McIntyre feels lucky to have won. But he earned the rematch with Lashley.

Kevin asks Truth about the optics: Lashley is drinking and partying with the ladies, but here’s a determined McIntyre. Is Lashley taking his eye off the ball? Is this McIntyre’s last chance to take the title from Lashley? After all, he’s had other opportunities. McIntyre agrees with that last point. Truth says Lashley’s definitely sleeping on McIntyre. McIntyre says Lashley has the gravy train going, but all he wants is one more 1v1 match. McIntyre knows that Lashley knows that McIntyre can win. Between WrestleMania 37, Backlash and other singles matches, Lashley’s been ducking him. There’s no ducking him now. The match is happening at HIAC, McIntyre is making his last shot count. Lashley better drop the ladies and get serious.

McIntyre drops the mic, and Truth says this is a whole different mind set! Kevin says this is wild. McIntyre is fighting, Lashley is partying. McIntyre is on some whole different mind path! McIntyre just up and left them talking to each other. Lashley is enjoying himself, which is fine because he’s champion, but look at McIntyre. This ain’t no simple hiccup or speed bump. In less than three weeks, we’ll see it and Kevin can’t wait for it! Kevin knows the fans can’t, either! So on behalf of Truth, Kevin thanks us for tuning in and hopes to see us next week.

My Thoughts:

This was probably one of the better Raw Talks, especially as of late. For one, I like that Styles finally pointed out how Truth seems ageless, and I like that he’s joking Truth is a vampire. I also like that Styles looks forward to facing the Viking Raiders. Styles was in ROH for a time, Erik & Ivar were War Machine in ROH at the same time, I’d love to see those guys face off in WWE. Nikki had great energy but she always does, and her shouting about a 60 Minute Iron Woman Match, I hope we get one of those of Nikki and the Raw Women’s Champion just to make a point. And also it’d get good ratings and help fill the three hours Raw has.

McIntyre’s segment was good on how he cut it short himself. And I like the detail pointed out, where McIntyre is working hard to get to the top but Lashley is relaxing at the top. It is classic Rocky movie storytelling, but I really wonder if WWE will use that so that McIntyre becomes a three-time world champion in time for the return to touring. Either way, this blow-off is going to be an awesome match, and I really hope Kofi gets next.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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(NOAH) NOAH NEWSLETTER VOL.200 ~ 7TH MAY 2023

New alliances, MMA challengers and the return of a beloved tag team!

Published

5 months ago

May 8, 2023

Hi5ame

NEWS

AXIZ reunite

Go Shiozaki lost in his return match at MAJESTIC (4th May at Ryogoku Kokugikan) to Katsuhiko Nakajima’s Vertical Spike. While he was lying on the mat, with a worried Kaito Kiyomiya and Yoshiki Inamura looking on, Katsuhiko Nakajima got on the mic and said, “What is this, Go Shiozaki? This awkward state? Is this “I AM NOAH?” Where did that strong Go Shiozaki go? Shall we do it again? Stand up!”, Everyone, including Shiozaki, thought that Nakajima wanted to fight him again and so Shiozaki used Nakajima to pull himself up. Nakajima had his usual devilish smile on, and grabbed Shiozaki by the hair as if he was going to strike him.

What he actually did was offer him his hand, which Shiozaki took, and to the wild screaming of the crowd, AXIZ reformed and the two would not let go of each other.

Kenoh was outraged and demanded to know what was going on. Manabu Soya later left the ring shaking his head. Backstage, Nakajima confirmed that yes, AXIZ were back and the reason why he had left was because (and this sounds familiar) Kenoh didn’t need him, Kongoh didn’t need him, and he didn’t need them. Kenoh growled that he would destroy anyone who got in his way and that included All Japan, All Japan’s Suwama, Dragon Gate (probably the whole roster) and Katsuhiko Nakajima. Kenoh remarked that usually Kongoh didn’t punish people who left (he probably doesn’t mean the chaotic juniors), but it seems that he himself will have another singles match with Nakajima on the 31st May at Shinjuku FACE. Kenoh has also branded AXIZ as a “thief and traitor duo” and has warned elderly AXIZ fans not to make any bank transfers. He has also claimed that while he was injured, Go Shiozaki is a “salary thief” for doing nothing for NOAH during that time, and not even updating his Twitter.

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Kongoh’s leader, Kenoh, denounces Go Shiozaki and Katsuhiko Nakajima’s AXIZ reunion as a “thief and traitor duo”

NOAH promise more women’s matches

Following the four woman tag at MAJESTIC, Ryo Mizunami hinted afterwards that NOAH will be holding more and she (and others) want to be a part of this. Nothing more has been said about the possibility of a women’s GHC Championship though.

N-1 VICTORY 2023 Announced

NOAH have announced that the N-1 VICTORY 2023 will make a return in August 2023, and as is tradition, will have the final night held in Osaka in early September. No names have been announced as of yet, but the league will head up for a couple of dates in Sapporo, Hokkaido (NOAH have not been to Hokkaido since before the pandemic when they would traditionally share a ring with Big Japan and then get drunk together over a lost weekend). No names have been announced as of yet.

Masakatsu Funaki challenges Josh Barnett

Following his victory over Shinya Aoki at MAJESTIC, Masakatsu Funaki challenged Josh Barnett, who was sitting at ringside to a match. Barnett accepted, but NOAH are yet to state the date when the match will take place. Funaki also seems to be hinting that his career is now winding down, and he wants to tie up any loose ends; such as the Aoki match and the challenge to Barnett, who he has never faced before, but seems to have always wanted to. Mutoh told Funaki to keep going until he is sixty, but Funaki, who makes no pretense about the fact that he is approaching his mid fifties, seems to think that this is unlikely.

Eita alone, Daga joins “the new STINGER”. HAYATA not welcome either.

During the STINGER vs I guess the last of Perros Del Mal De Japon, Eita and Daga, Eita caught Daga with the Imperial Uno, which meant that Yoshinari Ogawa could capitalize, and he went to pin Eita. However, Ogawa broke the pin and got to his feet slowly, dragging Eita up by his hair. He looked across the ring to Daga, and Daga turned on Eita. Eita, now utterly alone, was beaten up after the match, and no one at all came out to help him as there is now no one left. Backstage, Eita on all fours, said that from now on he would be trusting no one and didn’t believe in friends (NOSAWA posted “…..” to this) and demanded a singles match with both Ogawa and Daga. As for STINGER, Chris Ridgeway said that from now on he, Daga and Ogawa were the new STINGER. Daga gave no reason for his turning on his old friend, STINGER rarely give reasons anyway, and Ogawa said that HAYATA and Eita were no longer considered “friends”. Eita will get his singles matches on the 14th May at Korakuen Hall, and with Daga on the 21st in Kobe. Fans are wondering if Eita and HAYATA will team up, but HAYATA seems to be more preoccupied with the GHC Junior at the moment.

Ring intruder at Korakuen Hall

At NOAH’s Korakuen Hall event on the 29th April, a young woman intruded into the ring at the start of Kaito Kiyomiya, Sean Legacy & AMAKUSA vs Kongoh, and started imploring Kiyomiya to “show us a stronger NOAH” because he was “the savior of NOAH”. She was gently expelled from the ring by Referee Nishinaga, Kiyomiya and the young rookie, Taishi Ozawa. No further information has come from NOAH or any news outlets as to who this young woman was or what the consequence of her intrusion was, and it is rare in Japanese wrestling that a fan should intrude into the ring, but NOAH took the precaution to check bags at their fan event and MAJESTIC, and extra wrestlers were seen at ringside, which fans said felt like security. The very real threat was that she could have had a knife. New Japan’s Toru Yano has also spoken out about fan behavior. He didn’t mention fan invasion specifically, but more wrestlers being harassed by fans when at baggage claim at airports, at convenience stores etc. Kenoh kind of saved the situation by telling Kiyomiya that if he was stronger, then strange people wouldn’t do things like this!

Shinjiro Otani

At an event held on the 6th May to help with his hospital bills, Shinjiro Otani made an appearance. Takashi Sugiura bought him some flowers and Otani thanked him for not giving up wrestling due to the injury that Otani sustained during the title match. He also warned Sugiura, that he would see him in the ring again. Sugiura said he was waiting for that day.

Voodoo Murders vs Kongoh

SUWAMA broke into NOAH’s event at Korakuen Hall on the 29th April and gave Kenoh, a massive Last Ride powerbomb. Shrieking that he was going to take the All Japan World Heavyweight Tag back to where it belonged, i.e. All Japan, he was prepared to come and have a match in NOAH (with Kono his partner) to retrieve them. There then followed a comical scene involving the infamous lifts, where a quaking old man appeared and was told by Suwama to hold the doors. The match has been set for NOAH’s Kobe event on the 21st May. The event will not be broadcast live, but I would imagine this match will be through NOAH’s official Instagram. Suwama got further revenge on Kenoh at All Japan’s show on the 7th when Kongoh and Voodoo Murders had a pre match. Kenoh was given another powerbomb, shoved into a body bag and Voodoo Murders posed with their boots on him, before carrying him backstage on their shoulders. Half in and half out of the bag and dumped on the floor, Suwama told him that now he was in hell, those titles were theirs.

TITLE NEWS

GHC Heavyweight

In a match that saw Naomichi Marufuji pull out old moves (Shiranui and Shiranui Pole Shift, plus a rope bounce that he hasn’t used for a while) and moves that he has worked on, Jake Lee retained the GHC Heavyweight at MAJESTIC. However, no challenger came forward, and fans were expecting to see Go Shiozaki come out. Jake thanked Marufuji and ran down what he had felt in his past title defenses; Kiyomiya was the future, Nakajima the strength and Marufuji the history. Jake wondered what was next and predicted that on the 14th May at Korakuen Hall, things would start to happen. Jake’s match then is himself teaming with Good Looking Guys (including YO-HEY and Tadasuke) against two NOAH Juniors (Seiki Yoshioka and Atsushi Kotoge) against Kaito Kiyomiya and Takashi Sugiura. Fans think that it will be Sugiura who challenges.

“Half the guys don’t think about it”, the real intention of outside invader Jake Lee’s cut down of the Ark warriors

“I can’t win in a direct match anymore”…Naomichi Marufuji aims to surpass his teacher, Mitsuharu Misawa, in recapturing the GHC

“It’s like a dream” – Jake, “Full speed for the first time in a while”, Marufuji

“Naomichi Marufuji must do his best here and now”, Mutoh speaks! 4th May Ryogoku Kokugikan, the direction of Jake vs Marufuji

GHC Junior Heavyweight

HAYATA was forced into doing some light comedy, when at the title match signing/press conference, Ninja Mack told him that he didn’t want him to be injured in their title match, and handed him a gift of bandages and athletic tape. HAYATA tried to keep a straight face. However, Ninja Mack found nothing to laugh about when HAYATA beat him and went to hand him his presents back. Apparently, HAYATA kept the bandages, as he only tried to give back the athletic tape. Ninja Mack knocked them to the floor and walked off. The GHC Junior Heavyweight is the only one with a challenger out of all the championships at the time of writing, as HAYATA has nominated Dante Leon as opponent. Dante Leon took the belt from Ninja Mack, but HAYATA feels he has to defeat everyone who held it while he was injured. Dante says he is coming back to take his belt back. Pre matches will take place, with the title match on the 17th June in Nagoya.

GHC Junior signing ceremony: Ninja provokes the champion with first aid supplies, HAYATA “excellent”

GHC National

El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr continues to cement himself as one of the greatest GHC National Champions, by defeating Hideki Suzuki at MAJESTIC to retain in an epic match. Suzuki was even booed as he knocked Wagner Jnr down with a punch early on after Wagner Jnr had yelled “Arriba Mexico!”. Suzuki didn’t look as if he was too bothered, and fought most of the match with a cool hard expression. El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr isn’t on any cards for the rest of May 2023, so it looks as if the title will probably be challenged for some time in June.

“Real” Suzuki emphasizes “Real Deal” to take over the GHC National, match signing ceremony

GHC Heavyweight Tag

Monster Taniguchi, which his seniors try so hard to awaken, sat dormant at the match signing as Saxon Huxley overturned the table, (which Takashi Sugiura, no stranger to trashing tables during press conferences, helped put back), but then turned his own over with a roar and made off with the tag belts. Sugi very politely helped the staff put the tables back. The team of Sugiura and Taniguchi gave very close to retaining, but they lost the belts when Saxon Huxley pinned Taniguchi with the Hanging Neck Bombs. The new champions celebrated by yelling loudly into the camera, and Huxley repeatedly head-butting his belt. Two new tags arose that night at MAJESTIC; AXIZ, and a new team of Masato Tanaka and Kazuyuki Fujita.

Huxley and Taniguchi go berserk overturning tables, Sugiura apologizes

GHC Junior Tag

YO-HEY and Tadasuke (Good Looking Guys Unit) defended the GHC Junior Tag against Alpha Wolf and DragonBane at Korakuen Hall on the 29th April. The lucha brothers came very close to taking the titles, but YO-HEY saved the team by pinning DragonBane. No challengers have come forward, but it does seem likely that they will be challenged by the people that YO-HEY dumped to join GLG; Atsushi Kotoge and Seiki Yoshioka at Korakuen Hall on the 14th May, which is NOAH’s next event. However, Kotoge and Yoshioka may not be the most stable team, as Yoshioka did catch him with a kick accidentally.

EVENT RECAPS & POST MATCH PROMOS

STAR NAVIGATION 2023

(Saturday April 29th, Korakuen Hall, Tokyo)

Event recap

Post match interviews

ABEMA PRESENTS MAJESTIC 2023

(Thursday 4th May, Ryogoku Kokugikan)

Event recap

Post match interviews

NOAH Fan Event Recap

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH

– Atsushi Kotoge posted a picture of himself when he came to NOAH eleven years ago. He says he is “slightly embarrassed” about seeing himself back then.

– Mohammed Yone and Super Crazy almost left via the wrong gate at MAJESTIC. The trainee standing there tried to tell them, but they seemed insistent, eventually he had to almost stand in their way before they realized.

– Xtreme Tiger returned to the NOAH ring following his concussion

– Most people down the old man VIPER tonic, Masato Tanaka opened it, poured it down his throat and chugged it.

– Keiji Mutoh told Kazushi Sakuraba that he should fight a bear on PPV. Sakuraba said no, he would be killed, and suggested that Mutoh do it. Mutoh said he was an old man who was enjoying retirement by sitting at home and watching historical dramas on NHK.

– Ray Escorpion made his NOAH debut, which involved heel tactics and stalking Dralistico.

– Jake Lee regretted his choice of costume, i.e. his gloves and cape, at the NOAH Fan Event. He said he felt like he needed an icepack under his armpits.

– Eita hid under the ring to jump Yoshinari Ogawa at Korakuen Hall on April 29th. When he crawled out he stretched and yawned, meaning that he fell asleep under there!

– Alejandro was sitting at the commentary table when it got trashed by the Luchadores at MAJESTIC.

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

GHC Heavyweight Champion: Jake Lee
Challenger: TBA
GHC Junior Champion: HAYATA
Challenger: Dante Leon, GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in NAGOYA (Nagoya International Conference Center Event Hall – Saturday, June 17th)
GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: REAL (Saxon Huxley & Timothy Thatcher)
Challengers: TBA
GHC Junior Tag Champions: Good Looking Guys (YO-HEY & Tadasuke)
Challengers: TBA
GHC National Champion: El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr
Challenger: TBA

THIS WEEK IN NOAH

(May 2023 schedule)

– STAR NAVIGATION 2023

Date: Sunday May 14th

Venue: Korakuen Hall, Tokyo

Start times: Doors 17:30 JST, Bell 18:30 JST

Broadcast: ABEMA

Birthdays & anniversaries

May 8th 1961: Akira Taue birthday (62)

May 13th 2000: Jumbo Tsuruta memorial (23)

*NOTE ABOUT ABEMA BROADCASTS

For the overseas fan a subscription to WrestleUniverse is recommended instead of a subscription to ABEMA. You can only watch ABEMA shows live (you cannot watch replays should you miss the show), but these always get uploaded to WrestleUniverse a few minutes after the broadcast finishes. I do not recommend that overseas fans subscribe to ABEMA due to the time consuming and expensive issues around finding a VPN that is compatible with their firewall, and ABEMA do not broadcast any other NOAH shows aside from the live broadcasts, they do not show much exclusive content and they do not show vintage or older events.

LINKS

“No matter how many times you fall down, you get back up, that’s pro wrestling” – Kaito Kiyomiya vs Reiwa’s “Pu-Girl”

“I want to fight” Aoki’s first NOAH participation, Funaki “challenge”. Press conference for the first showdown in six years

“Isn’t that a stupid question?” Shiozaki, returning for the first time in eight months, emphasizes “perfection” like AMAKUSA

26 year old wrestler Kaito Kiyomiya talks about the importance of the dojo and generational view

NOAH FROM THE VAULT

“Donmai, Donmai” – Mitsuharu Misawa’s diary….he’s being obscene!

With thanks to: Metal NOAH

Picture credits: NOAH.co.jp

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

(NOAH) NOAH NEWSLETTER VOL.199 ~ 25TH APRIL 2023

Lots of Championship news! Does Jake Lee have what it takes to captain the ark?

Published

5 months ago

April 26, 2023

Hi5ame

NEWS

“I made you all wait”, Go Shiozaki announces his return

Go Shiozaki made a surprise appearance at NOAH’s Sendai event on the 16th April, and announced that he would return to the ring at “MAJESTIC” at Ryogoku Kokugikan on Thursday May 4th. In an interview done soon afterwards, Shiozaki said that of course his goal was to “get my belt back as soon as possible” and naturally, his target is the current champion, Jake Lee. He is very excited about NOAH now with the influx of foreign wrestlers, and of course, Jake Lee whom he knew from being in All Japan. Shiozaki’s return match will be against Kongoh’s Kenoh, Katsuhiko Nakajima and Manabu Soya. Shiozaki says he will not only be fighting against his opponents, but also the younger generation of NOAH, who he says are “a threat”. NOAH’s generational wheel continues turning.

The theme of return is “New Go Shiozaki”, “Fight with five people”, thrilled by the new NOAH scenery

“I have to get my belt back”, Go Shiozaki vows to return early to the title front

Junta Miyawaki returns from Mexico

Junta Miyawaki announced (bilingually as he also announced this in Mexican), that he would be returning from Ultimo Dragon’s training camp, and would make his first match back at Korakuen Hall at STAR NAVIGATION on the 29th April. His opponent will be HI69, who has been on a roll recently. Before he left, Junta Miyawaki said that he would “sip muddy water”, (which basically means to hit rock bottom and crawl you way back up), before he returned to NOAH. HI69 was unimpressed with this statement, saying that Junta had no idea what he was talking about, but he would soon make him realize it.

Women’s matches

NOAH continue to book women’s matches on their bigger shows. Sendai saw Maya Yukihi and Sumire Natsu fight in a singles match, and afterwards mention was made (even fleetingly) of a woman’s GHC championship. The next women’s match will be a four way at “MAJESTIC” on the 4th May between

Maya Yukihisa & SAKI vs Sumire Natsu & Ryo Mizunami.

Xtreme Tiger concussed & Luchadore’s trash the commentary table

Very sadly Xtreme Tiger sustained (probably) a concussion during the match in Sendai and was stretchered from the ring. Fortunately, he could still move as he was seen to be sitting up and sliding himself on to the stretcher. The remaining Luchadores (Doralistico, Dragon Bane, Alpha Wolf, Alejandro & Lanzelot) decided to continue the match, and as they are NOAH Juniors, didn’t bother to tell the ref. They just carried on and during this, Dragon Bane trashed the commentary table by moonsaulting through it. Then everyone else joined in, fighting in the wreckage. Akitoshi Saito (who had been sitting at the table) was seen looking on blankly. Later he made the comment that the table was not made of a material that was meant to be broken.

Yasutaka Yano and Kinya Okada taken off the Sendai card at the last moment

Yasutaka Yano and Kinya Okada were announced to have been taken off the Sendai card at the last moment, meaning that Anthony Green and Akitoshi Saito (who wrestled by taking his shirt off and in his normal clothes) had to fill in for them. NOAH have not announced the issue (illness, injury, etc) but fans think that they may have gone to Mexico for training, albeit why this should be so sudden is a mystery.

Title news

GHC Heavyweight

Jake Lee retains, Naomichi Marufuji challenges

Jake Lee retained the GHC Heavyweight against Katsuhiko Nakajima, and was challenged that same night by Naomichi Marufuji. The nautical references continued, as Marufuji said that Jake’s steering was making him “seasick” and used a term that he says he came up with before he made his challenge, by saying that “Even if it is rotten, it is Marufuji” (the full saying is “Even if it is rotten, it is still a sea bream”, which basically is like saying “white cat, black cat, as long as it catches mice, then it is a good cat” i.e. quality is quality). Title match has been made for “MAJESTIC” on the 4th May.

The two pre matches have taken place at shows not broadcasted live, Hamamatsu (which was put on WrestleUniverse on the 25th April) and Kyoto KBS Hall (which will be streamed on WrestleUniverse on the 26th April from 18:00 JST). Neither the champion or the challenger scored the direct win over the other, but Jake was seen to hold the belt over Naomichi Marufuji as he, Jake, stood on the turnbuckle and held it even higher.

The new champion gives NOAH a warning! Is it okay to stay as NOAH = Marufuji?

“After all, I’m the man who’s been with NOAH for a long time” – Naomichi Marufuji, on the 25th anniversary of his debut who named himself as the one to overthrow Jake, talks about his thoughts!

GHC Heavyweight Tag

Masa Kitamiya and Daiki Inaba lost the GHC Heavyweight Tag Championship to Takashi Sugiura and Shuhei Taniguchi in Sendai. Shuhei Taniguchi, much to his seniors delight, got the win but there was no chance to celebrate for very long as a new fearsome tag team, who were part of a new unit (and therefore a new power in the heavyweights) appeared on the scene to challenge. Hideki Suzuki announced that himself, Timothy Thatcher and Saxon Huxley, were breaking away from The Sugiura Army, which he said was “over” (fans have long felt that the unit simply fizzled out) and the three of them were breaking away on their own.

Suzuki challenged for the GHC Heavyweight Tag belts on behalf of his partners, whom both came across as having chemistry akin to an old school American tag team (Saxon I know is from England, but you know the vibe I am talking about). Backstage, Hideki Suzuki said their new unit was called “Real”. In their first pre match in Hamamatsu, Suzuki refused to shake hands with Takashi Sugiura and Sugiura was defeated by Saxon Huxley. The next night in Kyoto, Sugiura defeated Huxley, which was Huxley’s first NOAH loss, with the Olympic Slam and labelled himself as “Beastmaster”. There was also some slight friction appearing between Takashi Sugiura and Shuhei Taniguchi, as Taniguchi did the same “I heard you lost today?” kind of comment back to Sugiura, and once again refused to shake hands with him when Sugiura offered and just walked off when Sugi asked, “Did you win?”.

GHC National

In an epic match, El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr defended the GHC National against Jack Morris, and the two of them shook hands afterwards and patched up their friendship. Backstage, Hideki Suzuki appeared in the comments booth when Wagner Jnr was in it, clapping sarcastically and saying that he was coming for his belt. Suzuki also made a very poetic comment about the challenge.

“Because Wagner Jnr is the sun of Mexico, I will take him deep into the ocean. We will sink together, and only I will rise”

Their two pre matches so far have been inconclusive as they head towards the title match at “MAJESTIC” on the 4th May at Ryogoku Kokugikan.

GHC Junior

AMAKUSA did not do well in the pre matches against HAYATA, and HAYATA ran him into the ground in the title match in Sendai, winning in thirteen minutes and four seconds. In order to forestall anyone who thought they were going to challenge, he was picking up where he left off, and his next challenger would be Ninja Mack. Ninja Mack had challenged HAYATA in late 2022 for the belt, but he had won it when HAYATA was injured, and the belt was awarded to him. To HAYATA, he needed to defeat Ninja Mack first before dealing with anyone else. The two pre matches have not gone well for HAYATA, although Ninja Mack hasn’t got the win over him directly, he has still gotten the win for his team at one point, even if one of the matches was won by someone else, which for him counts as a victory over HAYATA.

GHC Junior Tag

Fans knew that Yoshinari Ogawa and Eita were going to fall apart. YO-HEY knew this too, but knew enough about his opponents, to be wary. In the end, a misfire by Eita, who caught Ogawa in the face with a kick, letting Tadasuke get the win, made the team implode. Ogawa might have come to the ring ignoring Eita’s very existence, but by the end of the match the two were brawling and the fight went backstage. After kicking Ogawa in the crotch, Eita announced that the only person he trusted was Daga. Daga will return to NOAH at “MAJESTIC”, with the one person who hasn’t turned on Ogawa (although he was wary of his aligning with Eita), Chris Ridgeway, who is returning to NOAH at Korakuen Hall on Saturday 29th April.

The new GHC Junior Champions, Good Looking Guy’s YO-HEY and Tadasuke, were challenged backstage by Dragon Bane and Alpha Wolf, who told them they were going to be taking the belts back to Mexico. The brothers have run riot on the junior tag champions, defeating them in the pre matches, Alpha Wolf in a singles against Tadasuke. Title match will take place this Saturday at Korakuen Hall.

EVENT RECAPS & POST MATCH PROMOS

ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in Sendai (Sunday April 16th)

Event recap

Post match interviews

Act City Hamamatsu (Saturday, April 22nd)

Event recap

Post match interviews

Kyoto KBS Hall (Sunday, April 23rd)

Event recap

Post match interviews

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH

– Because they were both champions facing their challengers, YO-HEY offered HAYATA a handshake in Kyoto. HAYATA reacted in usual fashion (he refused) but the two were seen to work together…

– Kongoh appeared in a short Kenoh Channel video, where each of them ate one of Shuji Kondo’s financiers and talked about the merch table. Katsuhiko Nakajima very neatly put back a packet of Naomichi Marufuji’s curry, which Kenoh had thrown.

– Although he is no longer appearing in the ring, NOSAWA Rongai was seen watching at the Hamamatsu show. He’s not a member of the audience however, as he seems to be travelling with them – Kenoh said that he was glad Go Shiozaki had returned as he could not “wait to beat the shit” out of him.

– Atsushi Kotoge has revealed his beloved Shiba is called “Chikuwa”. When he left for NOAH’s weekend shows, he told him he was leaving him as watchdog to guard the family.

– Mercedes Monet said she wanted a match with “Marufugi”. “Marufugi” said he wanted one with her too.

– YO-HEY and Yoshiki Inamura will appear on “All-Star Chorus Battle” on May 14th for Fuji TV. The premise of the show is that they will team with five other people, sing the hit songs of the Reiwa era and compete as a chorus for a championship.

– A picture taken by NOAH’s official photographer in Kyoto was captured at precisely the moment that Seiki Yoshioka was diving off the top turnbuckle. The angle of his body made him look as if he was leaping out of the stained glass behind him. Ironically, he seemed to be leaping from the roof of the Ark. Also photographed against The Ark was Yoshiki Inamura, who put a Dove above his head.

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

GHC Heavyweight Champion: Jake Lee
Challenger: Naomichi Marufuji, ABEMA presents MAJESTIC 2023, Ryogoku Kokugikan, Thursday May 4th
GHC Junior Champion: HAYATA
Challenger: Ninja Mack, ABEMA presents MAJESTIC 2023, Ryogoku Kokugikan, Thursday May 4th
GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: Takashi Sugiura & Shuhei Taniguchi
Challengers: REAL (Saxon Huxley & Timothy Thatcher), ABEMA presents MAJESTIC 2023, Ryogoku Kokugikan, Thursday May 4th
GHC Junior Tag Champions: Good Looking Guys (YO-HEY & Tadasuke)
Challengers: Dragon Bane & Alpha Wolf, STAR NAVIGATION 2023, Korakuen Hall, Saturday April 29th
GHC National Champion: El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr
Challenger: Hideki Suzuki, ABEMA presents MAJESTIC 2023, Ryogoku Kokugikan, Thursday May 4th