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Andrew’s Impact Results & Match Ratings: 7.29.2021

With dance partners being finalized and paired off for Homecoming, what other surprises does Impact have in store tonight?

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With dance partners being finalized and paired off for Homecoming, what other surprises does Impact have in store tonight?

We know we’re getting Moose and Sabin in the main event, we know BeyBlade is going to get their first shot at teaming up and Taylor Wilde has to start with Kaleb before finally getting her hands on Tenille! What else could go on?

Do we see the Drama King reveal himself? (yes I know it’s Aiden English or…Mike…whatever he’s going as now, just Kayfabe it brother).

Let’s get to the show!

Ratings:

  • Good Brothers vs BeyBlade: Good Brothers win via Magic Killer – ** 1/2
  • Taylor Wilde vs Kaleb w/Tenille Dashwood: Taylor wins via Bridging German Suplex – ** 1/4 
  • Fallah Bahh, No Way Jose & FinJuice vs Shera, Rohit Raju, Ace Austin & Madman Fulton: Finlay wins via Trash Panda – ***
  • Deaner & Rhino w/VBD vs  Willie Mack & Rich Swann: Swann wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Moose vs Chris Sabin: Moose wins via Lights Out – *** 1/2 

 

Results:

Good Brothers vs BeyBlade

I can’t totally tell, but I really hope the crowd was calling Bey and Jay, BEYblade. That’s a great name.

Bullet Club leaders start off, and it’s somewhat even with Jay eventually getting a little bit of the upper hand. So with a small advantage, Bey gets tagged in and then the wheels fall off a bit. Karl manages to get in LG, and the size difference makes most of the difference in the match. Bey is getting pummeled, eating Lariats and Boots and getting stifled when he goes to the air.

Bey does find a way to getting Jay back in to give the REAL Bullet Club a small opening, but again, once Bey gets back in the Good Brothers try to smother him. Jay makes a few saves, but he can’t overcome the fact that Chris is getting slaughtered and not able to help a ton. Jay gets dumped out, Chris tries to make a comeback but he gets Chokeslammed and then we see the Magic Killer end things.

Good way to cause some strife for Jay early before shooting him to some main scenes.

We get a small backstage segment with Fire N Flava trying to hype up getting the belts back. Fallah walks in with flowers, asks Tasha to Homecoming, and Kiera is a little slighted. Tasha takes a few jabs at the fact that Kiera is the one who ate the last few pins, so Fallah picked the right girl. So the seeds are being sown in an amusing High School antics kind of way. 

Taylor Wilde vs Kaleb w/Tenille Dashwood

Kaleb is trying to defend Tenille after Taylor cost them the match at Slammiversary. Kaleb does a decent jobs just countering Taylor and not swinging, until he wants the heat. He hits Taylor with a lariat to a chorus of Boos, and then goes into Heel 101. Short cuts, cocky covers, arrogance after landing a move; but Taylor stays resilient.

Kaleb goes to the fanny pack to cheat, Taylor counters and gets in her best offense with a Tornado DDT off the apron. Then after we’re back in, Taylor hits a Poison Rana followed by the German Suplex Hold, and Taylor wins! Plays well enough into Kaleb selling neck injuries for the last few weeks.

Fallah Bahh, No Way Jose & FinJuice vs Shera, Rohit Raju, Ace Austin & Madman Fulton:

Well it’s one of those weird situations, where if they weren’t trying to keep Finlay hot leading into his NEVER match against Jay, Fallah and No Way would just have jobbed out.

So the face team tries to keep things fun and light, even using the Japanese style locomotion corner spot, punctuated with the other three men launching Fallah into Madman. After that there was some decent trades. Most of the time was showing off Fulton and Shera’s strength coupled with Rohit’s craftiness and Ace’s athleticism. The heels definitely came off as the smarter and better wrestlers, but Finlay manages to kick out of a Cradle with tights from Rohit, fights back a bit, hits Trash Panda and the match is done.

The dorky but fun faces come out on top!

Kenny Omega promos give me cancer. Jesus H Christ. I get the gimmick that he’s a diva and full of himself, but he does it in such an over the top campy way…it comes off fake. Like you’re already in a sport that’s called fake, and half your moveset and your elementary school grasp on English comes off even more fake. Hot damn…I wish Omega would never talk. 

So the biggest dorks in the business head to the ring to fellate one another. Sami Callihan thankfully interrupts, talks about a rematch, talks about setting up a match next week between the Good Brothers & Omega vs Sami and two partners. Mentions attacking them from all angles, including jumping the rail from behind, the dorks laugh it off, but someone hits the ring! Sami rushes with the baseball bat, so the hoodie guy and Sami stand tall, and hoodie guy is Frankie Kazarian the Elite Hunter!

Deaner & Rhino w/VBD vs  Willie Mack & Rich Swann

Willie and Rich start hit, wipe out Rhino, double team Deaner! Deaner gets dumped out, Rich hits a 450 into the pile of bodies and then Willie and Rich stand tall as we go to break. After the initial rush we see the heel group take a few short cuts, notably Eric Young’s good ole trip during a rope run which sets up for Deaner to hit a Running Neckbreaker.

There’s a few big spots from everyone, but Rhino missteps, Willie and Rich take advantage of it. Hit a Handspring Cutter, into Stunner into 450 Splash to keep Deaner down.

Moose vs Chris Sabin

The early going was all Sabin. Multiple cradle variations, La Magistral, Victory Roll, Sunset Flips and even a quick reference back to the Slammiversary match when Sabin countered the Electric Chair into the Double Legged Cradle, but Moose kicked out of all of it. Once Moose took some control, more callbacks this time, the chop on the apron in the ropes spot. And just like Slammiversary, once the crowd started chanting for one more, Moose didn’t deliver to play heel.

Sabin did the stick and move thing, causing Moose to hit the ring post, swing wildly and then an Escalera from Sabin kept the momentum in the Hail Sabin realm of the match. The familiarity of the two was kind of cool, since Moose hit a few of his moves to counter Sabin, and Sabin went for big High Flying moves, but everything got re-countered or kicked out of. A Flying DDT almost looked to give Sabin the win, but Moose kicked out, and Sabin miscalculated. He tried for Cradle Shock, but Moose got out of it pretty easily, a few choice spots and the Lights Out spear means that Moose has now evened up their score!

Moose tries to throw Sabin out of “his ring” Sabin holds on and they brawl. So we’re probably seeing a rubber match in the near future. 

 

Overall Score: 7.5/10

Solid in-ring action in tandem with fun backstage segments and a really cool return! The Kaz return was only marginally spoiled because their third seems to be Eddie Edwards and not Christopher Daniels. It’s smart to bill in two of the main players in Impact and someone being billed as a returning TNA Superstar, so it terms of branding its fine; but I’d have preferred a Bad Influence reunion. Cause ya know, SCU had to disband, but Bad Influence can run strong…or even The Addiction.

Plus we also get to see a nice culmination in the Sabin/Moose gap filling feud. Because even if it’s nothing more than a time sink, the matches are great cause both men are fantastic. Then there’s the case of BeyBlade, they need to let it rip as soon as possible. If BeyBlade can take out FinJuice, and then maybe work through the other heel teams to get back to the Good Brothers, that can fill plenty of TV time.

Anyway, good product between the ropes, interviews and vignettes were funny and making Sam Beale look like a total dweeb worked a lot better this time. So a big step up from their first Post-Slammiversary show.

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 12.4.2025

Final Resolution is tomorrow, there haven’t been a lot of episodes to establish things. But invasion warfare writes itself at least.

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Well if you didn’t hear that TNA will be moving to AMC instead of AXS TV, they did a whole video package for the first 5 minutes of the show with a cover of Phil Collins’ In The Air Tonight. They’re making it feel like a big deal, which is honestly great and is truly pretty big. AMC is in twice as many homes as AXS TV, so this is their first upgrade since moving from Fox Sportsnet to Spike TV in 2005.

Let’s hope they use all of this downtime with a month off after Bound For Glory, Thanksgiving was a clip show and the Turkey Suit match, and they keep saying tomorrow’s Final Resolution is the end of their year, so they may just do their usual clip show end of year too. So TNA needs to come out swinging next year with three months of nothing and questionable Russo-esque decisions.

More Rascalz, that’s how we can start AMC off strong, Golden Treehouse, give them all the titles.

Ratings:

  • Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man: Jensen wins via Rolling Kick – ** 1/2
  • Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via Small Package – ** 3/4
  • Robert Stone vs Mike Santana: Mike wins via Spin the Block – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel: Ali wins via Sharpshooter – ***
  • Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King: Lexis wins via Cradle – ***

 

Results:

Brooks Jensen vs Home Town Man

HTM is actually…out wresting Brooks early. Brooks tries to come out using his size and youth, but Cody-erhm-HTM has counters for everything culminating in a Crossbody for two. Hometown goes for the Sliced Bread but it’s too early and Lexis King on the outside causes enough issues to turn the tide. Brooks starts throwing HTM around, Uppercuts, Stomps, Knees to the back of the head…but Brooks misses a knee! Homie tries to fire and go for a slam but falls over because Brooks is too big. Brooks goes for the Bear Hug submission as Hometown tries to plead to the crowd. Homie claps bells, rope runs a few times into Brooks, Brooks stays up, so a little rope-a-dope into a Flying Lariat and then a Power Slam! Hometown Elbow, into Hometown Slice…but Lexis hits the apron and Homie hits the Dive on Pillman Jr. Lexis grabs Homie to slow the momentum, Homie gets caught with a really slow and ugly Capo Kick…but…effective. 1-2-3, NXT gets a win with cheating.

IInspiration comes out to remind people that the Knockouts Tags are still sadly a title and they’re the champions. Tessa and Victoria Crawford interrupt the goofy ahh promo, Tessa is fantastically snarky…their Mila newbie from Turning Point blind sides Cassie and Jessie, so it looks like Tessa may have the makings of a faction. But as they taunt, the IInspiration gets up since Victoria and Mila are kinda joke characters right now. So Tessa bails as Vix and Mila get rekt. Honestly, I’d like to see Vix and Tessa win the title. Tessa is too good to be without gold this long, she’s made her apologies, giving her the Tag belts is a good softball to see how crowds react. Plus Tessa looks like a million bucks, so you want her on AMC. 

Dani Luna vs Xia Brookside

My heart is conflicted. I love Dani Dumptruck, but I have no desire to see her beat Lei Ying Lee for the title. The Xia mirror match at least has the fun story of teammates colliding, which doesn’t need a build and Brookside can lose with no real damage. 

Dani just tosses Xia off a few times. The power advantage is all in favor of Dani Dumptruck. Xia does manage to use the ropes to help take down Dani with a Headlock, but Dani powers out eventually. This definitely builds like a World of Sport match, which yes, they’re both British, but this is slow, deliberate and Dani is just tearing apart Xia with Knee Bars, Arm Captures, Stomps and Power moves. Back from the commercial Dani is playing wall ball with Xia Brookside as the ball. Obviously we’re waiting for the underdog fire from Xia, but you just have to wonder if it’ll be enough to win, or just make it more competitive. She’s selling well with her body language and facials as she starts the comeback with Forearms, a stiff one and two funny Lariats into a Satellite Facebuster.

Charging Elbow into the corner, Broken Wings, and Xia hits the Crossbody for two and Xia is selling the injured limbs, but had a nice burst of throwing it all out there. Dani with a power out Snapmare, tries something but Xia locks in the Octopus Hold! Dani tosses her off but eats a Russian Leg Sweep and then Xia locks in an Armbar. Dani stands and turns it into a Buckle Bomb, rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb…and only two. Dani starts hunting for chairs and chains, but Indi Hartwell comes down, doesn’t see Indi attack Dani, so Xia with the Small Package for the win.

While I’m glad we get the Xia mirror match, I don’t want to see Dani and Indi again unless they have Dani finally get over. No reason to try to set up Dani as this brute and have her lose every time it matters.

Robert Stone vs Mike Santana

Stone attacks Mike as he’s coming out of the crowd, and he takes the advantage until he telegraphs a Back Body Drop, eats a kick and then Spin the Block levels Robbie E in no time.

Mustafa Ali vs Trey Miguel

Trey was playing with Ali early, counters, ducking, playing around avoiding offense. But Ali finally clocks him, and the pace slows down but Trey snaps back with a Back Elbow, catches Ali in the Up and Over Crucifix Bomb. Two count, Mustafa powders, Trey tries to chase, but Mustafa catches him sliding through the post into a DDT on the floor. Ali lands a few shots, Trey tries something but Ali catches him into a Stalling Brainbuster…stalling for what feels like 30 seconds before dropping Trey down. Rolling Neckbreaker is countered by a Lionsault from Trey. Trey kicks off Ali with a lift and Tiger Wall Run, into a Dropkick. Ali tries to bounce with it and come back at him but a Frankensteiner from Trey keeps Ali on the back foot. Bunch of counter gymnastics next, Ali is on the outside, Trey wands the dive and does the Rey Mysterio Sliding DDT to the floor. Trey throws in Ali, Meteora, but only a two count. I forgot that wasn’t Trey’s finish anymore since he hasn’t had a solo match in a minute.

Some acrobatic assist crap into a Springboard Destroyer, Ali manages to Matrix out at two. Trey tries the Meteora again and misses, so Ali locks in the Sharpshooter and Trey taps. It was alright, but overly cooperative Wuxia wrestling is lame. I’ll play Where Winds Meet or watch a Jet Li movie if I want to watch cool spots for the sake of it.

Steve Maclin, Cedric Alexander, Hardy Boyz vs Tyrek, Tyson, Stacks & Lexis King

Maclin and Alexander blindside NXT while the Hardyz enter alone. So TNA with some payback on the sneak attack side, Maclin Kitchen Sink on Stacks, Maclin tosses Lexis to Cedric and Ced snaps off a German. TNA is in full control early on. Maclin tags out to Matt, Arm Wringers and then the Hardy combination after Matt tags in Jeff. Hardys hit Poetry…no Lexis gets in the way and breaks up the poetry, all 8 are in, 3 NXT members are thrown out, Stacks is left and he’s getting bounced around by all four TNA wrestlers until they just Double Hip Toss him into the pile of waiting imbeciles because of course we need that spot. Announce team does remind us that Stacks is Arianna’s fiance, so thus further leading to her being the mole in the company.

Back from the commercial, oh look NXT is winning. Commercial break 101 where the momentum is completely shifted and we don’t actually get to see it. Stacks is wearing out Cedric, but they start trading blows until an errant kick from Stacks forces him to eat a Dragon Screw. Simultaneous tag, Lexis and Maclin, Maclin rocks Lexis, Vader Hammer, Elbow to the back of the skill, Hip Attack, Caught in the Crosshairs, but Lexis sits up. Maclin wipes out all of the NXT guys who try to interfere, but Lexis with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to take control. Now Maclin is in the NXT corner getting cut off and worked over.

Stacks and Lexis over extend. Missed Cannonball, Maclin chucks Lexis over the top, Double Lariat down spot. Another simultaneous tag Jeff and Lexis, classic Jeff offense with an addition of an Apron Splash on the entire NXT squad on the outside. Jeff looks for Swanton, but Stacks says no and Lexis crotches Jeff. Cedric gets involved and we reach the signature spam moment of this multiman imbecile matches.

Lexis Superkicks Matt, but the Hardys hit the Plot Twist on Lexis! Stacks breaks up the pin and we’re still going on. Stacks tags himself in and attacks Jeff but gets crotched. Matt and Jeff hit a Tree of Woetry in Motion. Maclin does a Jeff Hardy dance before Caught in the Crosshairs, Cedric dives on the mass of humanity outside…but Lexis hits Maclin with the cane in the chaos, and Maclin eats the pinfall.

 

Overall Score: 5/10

This was a very mediocre episode. I’ll say they got the outcome of Dani and Xia correct, but the way they got there is lame. Indi’s facial expressions are awful, so her trying to be angry looks more constipated. The crowd loves Indi and in shorter matches she was fine, but when expected to control or emote a story, she is completely worthless. Tessa with her little Disciplinary Committee is amusing since she’s the only legit one in the group. The swerve to the NXT angle is looking more and more like the obvious linchpin of Arianna turning heel.

All in all, the show was inoffensive, but with the inconsistent filming and what feels like throw together PLEs last few months, I can’t really care when you can tell there’s not much creative energy utilized. At least we didn’t have to sit through an awful “Mr. Elegance” segment. But yeah I’m not going to expect any real effort until the first AMC episode, because they’re just coasting on a bad schedule, missed episodes and no real main event scene.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (12/4/25)

The CEO is on ROH TV!

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Will the Money Train pick up speed before Final Battle?

Having been egged on by The Chef, Red Velvet, #UltiMone is here to show why she IS the Undisputed ROH Women’s World Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Mortos wins.
  • Mixed Six Tag: The Premier Athletes VS Zoey Lynn, Philly Collins & Marina Tenaglia; The Premier Athletes win.
  • Sidney Akeem VS Rosario Grillo; Akeem wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane; Castle & The Outrunners win.
  • Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta VS Damien & Damon Reel; Garcia & Yuta win.
  • Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan; Mone wins.
  • ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki; Billie wins and advances to the finals.

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The Beast Mortos VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

The monstrous minotaur overcame Gravity just the other night, and now he looks to barrel through one of his fellow contenders! With Everyone’s Favorite Pillar in his corner, will Mortos build even more momentum? Or will the Ace of Space be flying high going into yet another Survival of the Fittest?

The Code of Honor is not upheld as Mortos doesn’t want it! He even blows SNOT at Komander! The fans boo and Komander is grossed out, but the bell rings. Komander still offers, but then he uses it just to tease Mortos with, “Ole!” Mortos gets mad, the two circle, and Mortos corners Komander. Komander runs up, but Mortos shoves him back and LARIATS! Mortos whips corner to corner and LARIATS again! Mortos then whips corner to corner to ELBOW, LARIAT, and GAMANGIRI! Komander sputters, Mortos reels him in, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Mortos and he drags Komander up.

Mortos SMACKS Komander, then whips, but Komander slides under the boot. Komander ducks an elbow, tilt-o-whirls, but Mortos stops the rest! Komander shoves Mortos, runs past him, and then flips to RANA! The fans fire up with Komander, and he runs up to slip around and tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up, Komander goes corner to corner, but Mortos puts him on the apron! Komander blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up, Komander goes up top, MISSILE DROPKICK! Mortos stays up but the fans rally behind Komander. Mortos is mad again, he runs up, but Komander dodges! Mortos hits buckles!

Mortos gets mad again, takes a swing, but Komander blocks a shot with a knuckle lock. Komander CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Komander goes up, jumps around, but Mortos YANKS him into a fireman’s carry! And USHIGOROSHI into a shove and POUNCE! Komander is down and the fans are torn, but Mortos snarls and storms over to Komander. Mortos stands Komander up just to put him through the ropes. Mortos goes after the mask! The ref reprimands, and counts in regards to the ropebreak, but Mortos stops at 4. But Mortos goes after the mask again! The ref counts, Mortos stops to growl at the ref.

Mortos stands Komander up, just to SMACK him down! Abrahantes coaches Komander and the fans rally, but Mortos again goes after the laces on Komander’s mask! The fans boo, Mortos tells them to hush, and he snapmares Komander, just to go after the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos still wants to rip at the eyes, and he argues with the ref. Mortos pushes Komander down to TWIST! Komander writhes, the fans rally up, but Mortos drags Komander up for another snapmare. Mortos gets the legs, but Komander makes it a victory roll! TWO, and Komander blocks a shot to KICK, KICK, and dodge! Komander DROPKICKS the legs out!

Komander hurries to get the arm, step over and LA CASITA! TWO, and Komander hurries back up. Tilt-o-whirl RANA for the cover, TWO! The fans rally as Komander hurries back to his feet. Mortos takes another swing, Komander blocks again, and he CHOPS, CHOPS, BODY BLOWS, and even pokes the eyes! Komander jumps up, up, hops down, hops back up and around, and DRAGON RANAS! The fans fire up as Mortos tumbles out! The fans fire up, Komander builds speed, and Komander DIVES! Cannonball Tope and down goes Mortos! The fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” and Komander rises up.

The ring count starts, but Komander has Mortos up at 4 of 20. Komander puts Mortos in, climbs back up, and the fans rally again. Komander climbs to the top rope, then walks the tightrope, but he has to bail out as Mortos moves! Komander runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but still runs into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Komander survives and the fans rally up again. Mortos snarls and he brings Komander up. Mortos reels Komander in, lifts, but Komander slips free of the bomb to SUPERKICK! Komander winds up, Mortos ducks one kick but the SOBAT finds him! Then SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Mortos survives, Komander runs up, ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives yet again but the fans rally with Komander! Komander hurries to the corner, climbs up top, only for Mortos to trip him up! Mortos SMACKS Komander, then roars! The fans fire up, Mortos climbs up, and he SUPER- NO, Komander lands out! TIGER FEINT LEG SWEEP! Mortos falls to hit buckles! Komander goes back up and FLYING- NO! Mortos stops the rana, to BEAST BREAKER! And DISCUS LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Komander survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls but Abrahantes coaches Komander up!

The fans rally as both men go to corners. Mortos runs up, spins, but Komander BOOTS the lariat, SUPERKICKS Mortos, and jumps up to POISON-RANA! Mortos is down in the drop zone! Komander goes up, tightrope walk, but SAMMY GUEVARA SHOVES KOMANDER!

Winner: Komander, by disqualification

The fans boo as Sammy ruins this match! And he SUPERKICKS Komander for good measure! The fans boo more as Sammy RIPS at Komander’s mask, and SNATCHES it off!! Abrahantes hurries to find a replacement, but BANDIDO rushes out here! The Most Wanted CLOBBERS Sammy with the belt! And BOOTS Mortos! Then SUPERKICKS Mortos! Komander gets his mask back, puts up his dukes, but Bandido helps Komander to his feet. The fans cheer them both on, but then Don Callis is on the mic! “Senoras y senores! In the immortal words of Mil Mascaras, donde esta me pantalones blancooooooo?”

The fans boo Callis insulting a legend, but Callis continues to say, “From the great country of Mexico y La Familia de Don Callis, ariba la familia, ariba Hechiceroooooooooooooo~!” And as such, The Alchemist of Lucha ATTACKS FROM THE CROWD SIDE! SHOTGUN on Bandido, then LFI mugs Komander! Hechi bumps Bandido off buckles, Mortos SNATCHES Komander’s mask again, and Hechi hits Bandido with the SWINGING BACKBREAKER! Mortos adds some stomps, then he and Hechi go after that mask! Komander tries, covering his face with a shirt, but he gets thrown aside! The fans boo as Mortos holds up the ROH World Championship.

But then Hechi snatches the title from Mortos! Hechi is not about to let Mortos claim he’ll win tomorrow night. They tug-o-war on the belt, Sammy joins in, and then Sammy holds up the belt! The fans boo, but even Mortos disagrees. Family and friendships aside, these three are going to fight over this belt! Sammy tells them both to just put the belt down and worry about this on Friday. The fans chant, “Sammy Sucks! Sammy Sucks!” but could Final Battle be the end of Bandido’s reign?

 

Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS Jake Omen, Ashton Adonis & Josh Crane!

While The Peacock & The Youngest Men Alive want to be strong in the Trios Division, their run in with The Demand has given Castle a chance at the AEW National Championship! Will Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd help Castle enter Final Battle with major momentum? Or will they regret overlooking Mr. International, Mr. Astonishing & The Luckiest Man In The Building?

The trios sort out and Truth starts against Omen. They tie up, Omen headlocks, but the fans rally as Truth powers up and out. Omen RUNS Truth over, then mocks the flex! Omen says shove it, then runs, but Truth drops down, hurdles over, and tells Omen to stop! And check out the gun show! The fans cheer Truth’s flexing, and he hits Omen with an atomic drop! And a DROPKICK! And then an arm-drag! Omen scrambles, tags Crane, but Truth arm-drags Crane down! Wrench and tag to Turbo, and the fans rally up! Turbo wrenches, tags Truth back in, whip and BODY BLOW to a KNEE LIFT, then a BIG back suplex!

Truth tags Castle, Castle SPLASHES DOWN! The fans cheer as Castle joins in with the flexing. Omen & Adonis run up, but The Outrunners HIP TOSS them away! Castle gut wrenches Crane and deadlifts him up! The fans fire up and Turbo tags in! Castle THROWS Crane, Turbo tags Truth, and the Outrunners handoff the wristlock. But Crane pulls hair, puts Truth in the corner, then CHOPS! Tag to Omen, he CHOPS! Tag to Adonis, he CHOPS! Tag back to Omen, he and Adonis double whip, but Turbo sneaks a tag! Truth dodges to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Crane runs up, but Turbo ROCKS him! The Outrunners pinball Crane, then scoop SLAM!

Crane flounders away, Truth points to their opponents in the corners. Truth & Turbo each run to SPLASH Omen & Adonis! Then they go corner to corner to SPLASH Adonis & Omen! Then they hit the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up wth Turbo but Omen manages to tag Crane! Crane SLAPS Turbo, but the fans tell Crane he messed up. Turbo fires up, Crane apologizes, but Turbo roars! Turbo DECKS Crane, winds up, and DECKS him again! The fans fire up and Turbo points to Castle! The fans rally up, Turbo tags Castle in! The Peacock storms in, gets Crane, and waistlocks to SLAM! Omen runs up, but into an ELBOW!

Crane is back, Castle gets under to THROW him! Adonis tries, Castle THROWS him, too! Castle blocks Omen’s boot, reels him in, and THROWS him! The fans fire up with Castle, but Omen & Adonis run up! Castle dodges, The Outrunners DUMP those two out! Then they get Crane up! Whip and scoop, Castle SLAMS Crane down! The Outrunners raise their hands, the fans fire up, and… “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVAB*TCH!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans cheer as then Castle Alabama Lifts! They all spin for BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle & The Outrunners win!

Winners: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners, by pinfall

The Peacock says this is why he is fit to be a National Champion! Castle is running hot, but wait! The Demand is here! Ricochet swaggers on out, and the Gates of Agony attack from behind! It’s like a replay of the last time! The fans boo as Kaun whips Truth hard into railing, and then Liona whips Turbo hard into railing! Ricochet mockingly asks what happened, then he steps into the ring with Castle. Castle fights off the Gates, Ricochet backs off, and the 2v1 gets the better of Castle! Ricochet then BELT SHOTS Castle to top it off! Ricochet backs up to take aim, the Gates set Castle up, SPIRIT GUN!!

The fans boo even harder, but The Demand stands tall over Castle. Will The One & Only AEW National Champion stay the AEW National Champion? Or is he the one underestimating this former ROH World Champion?

 

Queen Aminata talks with Deonna Purrazzo backstage.

And it is clear by the neck brace what this is about. Aminata says she requested this time. After speaking with Tony Khan and the doctors… She didn’t want to end her tournament run this way, but unfortunately, she is not medically cleared to wrestle. They both wanted to wrestle each other, but Aminata’s neck is not something she can gamble with. That said, Aminata forfeits, and Tony Khan has granted Deonna a bye in the tournament. Aminata wishes Deonna luck, and Deonna thanks her. Deonna says this isn’t how she wanted to win like this, either. She has always prided herself on being a fighter, and she wanted to fight Aminata for that finals spot.

But it doesn’t matter if it is Billie or Yuka, Deonna will win and become the first-ever ROH Women’s Pure Champion, And when Aminata is cleared, while Deonna is champion, she’ll be waiting for her. Deonna then tells Billie and Yuka that it doesn’t matter who wins tonight, because tomorrow, ROH is about to become fluent in Purrazzo again. The Virtuosa sends her ultimatum, but will she still prove herself the best technical wrestler in the Women’s Division?

 

Mercedes Mone VS Lovely Miss Larkan!

The CEO did NOT take lightly to Red Velvet accusing her of ducking and dodging. #UltiMone is here to make a point, but will THE Undisputed ROH Women’s World TV Champion be spotless going into Final Battle? Or will her Money Train be derailed by The Trauma Train?

Larkan is way too excited for The Code of Honor, but Mone still shakes her hand. The bell rings, and Mone THROWS Larkan down by her hair! The ref reprimands and the fans are torn, but Mone does her CEO dance. Mone drags Larkan up, says this is HER show, but Larkan kicks low! And UP KICKS! Then then pumps up, only for Mone to block the kick! Mone KNEES Larkan down! Then brings her around, BACKSTABBER into STATEMENT MAKER!! Larkan TAPS, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by submission

The champ doesn’t get paid by the hour, so she makes quick work of Larkan. She tells Red Velvet to keep crying, because Final Battle will be her last battle! Will Mone still hold onto the ROH Women’s World TV Championship? Or is #ThirteenBeltsMone about to have some bad luck?

 

ROH Women’s Pure Championship Semifinal: Billie Starkz VS Yuka Sakazaki!

With Queen Aminata’s withdrawal, everyone knows who the winner of this match will face at Final Battle. But will Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths look to enter her second-ever inaugural championship match? Or will the Wrestling Magical Girl put a spell on Billie and head for the gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we are on the clock. The fans rally as the two circle, feel things out, and Billie calls for the Test of Strength. But then she teases Yuka with constantly switching the hands! The fans boo but Billie smirks while Yuka pouts. Billie also teases Yuka for her height and Yuka huffs ‘n’ puffs. They circle, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and they go around. Yuka powers Billie to the corner, Billie powers Yuka back, and Billie waistlocks. Yuka fights, they go to ropes, and the ref counts. Billie lets go, and that counts as Yuka’s first. But Yuka kicks Billie low! Yuka snapmares Billie, shifts around, body scissor and ROLLING CRADLE!

The fans fire up as they go around and around and around, then finally stop on the cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Yuka rises up. Yuka ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS! Billie tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up! Yuka watches Billie stumble around the outside, and she hits the low-slingshot, only for Billie to dodge the lariat! Billie ROCKS Yuka, goes for the post, but Yuka stops herself! Yuka ROCKS Billie, then POSTS her! The fans fire up with Yuka and she brings Billie up. Yuka puts Billie in the ring, then springboards, but Billie SUPERKICKS her first! Billie then has the SLEEPER on the ropes! The fans boo, the ref counts, Billie stops at 4.

The ref calls that a neutral break, and Billie drags Yuka in. Billie THROWS Yuka down by her hair, stomps away on her, then glares at the ref. Billie drags Yuka back up, ROCKS her with a forearm, then CHOPS! Billie whips Yuka corner to corner, then runs up to LARIAT! And DDT! Billie grins off that stiff impact and she covers, TWO! Yuka survives and Billie is frustrated already. Billie drags Yuka up, Yuka ROCKS Billie! And fires more shots! Yuka CLUBS Billie as we’re four minutes in, and Yuka suplexes. Billie blocks it, Yuka CLUBS Billie again, then puts her against ropes. The ref counts, Yuka stops, that is Billie’s first!

But then Billie ROCKS Yuka with a closed fist! The ref issues that first warning, but Billie fires forearm shots! Billie snapmares Yuka into a half nelson, but the fans rally behind Yuka. Billie traps an arm, and has a modified crossface. Yuka endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Yuka snapmares and rolls to BASEMENT KICK! Yuka runs, SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Billie stays in this but Yuka stays on her. Yuka suplexes, but Billie blocks! Billie wrenches out, full nelsons, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Yuka survives, but Billie is back to the half nelson! Yuka has the ROPEBREAK! Billie lets go, but that is Yuka’s second!

Billie says to figure this out faster, ref! She goes to suplex again, but Yuka blocks it! Yuka fires body shots and wrenches out, to ROCK Billie! And SUPERKICK! And then ROLLING ELBOW! Billie wobbles, Yuka brings her around, scoop and SNOWPLOW DRIVER! The fans fire up, Yuka covers, TWO!! Billie survives, but Yuka has a leg! ANKLE LOCK! Billie endures, reaches out, but Yuka steps over! Yuka puts a lot of pressure on the leg, but Billie shakes her head! Billie scratches and claws her way forward, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Yuka lets go, that is Billie’s second, and we’re past seven minutes in.

Yuka goes up the corner, but Billie hurries to ROCK her with a forearm! And ROCKET LAUNCHER! Billie goes up, up, and SWANTON- FLOP!! Yuka avoids disaster to go up top herself! DIVING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO?!? Billie survives and even shocks herself! Yuka hurries to the apron, goes up the ropes, but Billie trips her up! And she reels Yuka in for a suplex! Yuka fights it, but Billie goes again! GHOST BUSTER!! The fans fire up as Billie shrieks, and now she has the leg! Billie pulls on the leg, turns Yuka, but Yuka kicks and kicks and kicks! Billie falls, but she holds onto the foot! She makes it a HEEL HOOK!!

Yuka endures, grabs Billie’s leg, ANKLE LOCK!! The fans fire up while both women endure and put the pressure on the other! They both move around, trying to find a point of leverage! Then they start firing forearms! The fans rally, Billie goes back to the HEEL HOOK!! Yuka grabs the rope, but so does Billie?! That’s a DOUBLE ROPEBREAK, and now no one is safe! We’re at the ten minute mark, one of the longest Pure Rules matches in the Women’s Division to date! Yuka and Billie rise up, the fans rally and duel, and Yuka fires a forearm! Billie fires back! Yuka fires another forearm, but Billie fires back! The fans are getting louder as the shots keep going!

Yuka fire a flurry, but Billie KNEES low! Billie runs, but Yuka DROPKICKS the leg out! Yuka runs, but Billie dodges the lariat! Billie runs back up to BOOT! Yuka rebounds to ROLLING ELBOW! Billie rebounds to HEEL KICK! Yuka ROCKS Billie, ROCKS her again, and then runs up! Billie dodges, table tops Yuka, and high stack, WITH ROPES! BILLIE WINS!!

Winner: Billie Starkz, by pinfall (advances to the finals)

At 10 minutes and 43 seconds, Billie bends the Pure Rules to her advantage and seals the deal! Billie and Deonna will meet in the championship match, but will Billie make history again by becoming the inaugural ROH Women’s Pure Champion? Or will that honor belong to the Virtuosa?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode for ROH, especially as part two of the go-home. Mone of course won her match, but I will say Larkan is good at this goofy, over the top kind of character selling Mone’s offense. Mone could certainly win at Final Battle to keep the Women’s TV title, but it’d be a great start to the larger story of #UltiMone falling apart if Red Velvet took this title back and basically started where she left off before her injury. Mortos VS Komander was great stuff, but of course Sammy had a part to play. All that was a very good brawl to send us to Survival of the Fittest, but I feel like now this means Bandido finds a way to retain. Or Blake Christian wins because he wasn’t anywhere near this.

I figured Castle & The Outrunners, which Castle himself might be trying to name the (Pea)cockrunners, would win their match, but that whole segment was so The Demand could attack again. The go-home math would say Ricochet actually loses, but that can’t be, right? He just got the belt, this is the first defense, and it’s on an ROH PPV, not an AEW event. Though, how hilarious would it be if Ricochet’s arrogance cost him and he got embarrassed like that? Again, Castle is a legit wrestler and hit it big in ROH in the past, this would be a great way to elevate Castle again.

A shame about Aminata, but with her being out of Blood & Guts, it was also pretty clear she wasn’t going to be 100% by the time her tournament match came up. Not to harp on the horribly slow pacing of this tournament by TK, but if they’d gotten things going, maybe we would’ve gotten Aminata VS Deonna before the neck injury. Though, perhaps that injury was inevitable, so it might’ve been a wash. Billie VS Yuka was great stuff, pushing the time limit and the ropebreak limit much further than even some Men’s Pure Rules matches do these days. Great win for Billie with a similar loophole to what we’ve seen Lee Moriarty use, Deonna VS Billie will be great stuff.

My Score: 8.7/10

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