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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/23/22)

The rest of the Anniversary card is coming together!

Published

2 years ago

March 23, 2022

Steven Mitchell

This isn’t a joke, HPW solidifies the rest of April 1st!

We know the HPW Triforce Tournament Finals are set, but there’s still so much to the anniversary show! Death Mountain and Termina titles get contenders!

HPW hears from Tali and Shabonne.

They stand by a podium, and of course the HPW Death Mountain Champion stands on the spot for first place. Shabonne says, “Sav’saaba, vai and voe around the world. HPW Management respectfully and appropriately asked the Dame of the Dunes who she would like to defend her title against now that the Triforce Tournament is basically over. Tali and I discussed it, and we found the best way to determine that is how Tali earned this title: a ladder match! Four contenders will battle and climb to earn their shot at The Dame. But how will we decide those contenders? Well, that’s why we’re here!”

Shabonne has the camera pan over to a lottery drum and it is pretty obvious how they’re going to determine this. Shabonne grabs the handle and spins it around and around. Tali hops down off the podium to reach inside and pull out a ball. “The first contender,” Shabonne says as Tali shows her the ball, “Rosso! The Sage of Fire, that’s a legit name.” Shabonne closes the drum and has it go around again. Tali pulls out another ball for another name. “Volga! Dragon Knight, Dark Forces, a pretty good one right there.” They go a third time around and… “WHOA! Yes! Nabooru! Legend! Much respect! Personal favorite right there.”

The drum spins a fourth and final time around, and… “Torb- Turb? Turbo? Who the heck is Torbevito? Well, whoever you are, you’re really lucky to even be in this match. So there you have it! That is your Fatal 4 Ladder Match to name a #1 contender to the Death Mountain title! Good luck to you all on April 1st!”

HPW holds a contract signing at their headquarters.

King Nicolas Foolyere sits with Osphala and Igos du Ikana, with the Ikana Royal Family behind Igos, at a table. Foolyere thanks them all for coming and hopes not to take too much of their time. It was just a few days ago at the Deplian Badlands, Fin Balure told Igos to sort this out with Osphala, and so here’s how they’re going to sort it out: a #1 contender’s match between the former champions at the Triforce Anniversary Show. Osphala says that’s simple enough. He’ll beat Igos again and get his rematch with Fin. Osphala signs his part and then slides the contract to Igos. Igos picks up the pen while staring Osphala down and chuckles.

“Simple, you say. Nothing is simple when it comes to Termina. The shortest distance between any two points may be a straight line, but that doesn’t make it simple. You will learn that soon enough.” Igos then signs the contract and passes it to Foolyere. Foolyere thanks them as they all get up. Igos has the Ikana Royal Family stay put. “To make things more agreeable to you, Mr. Osphala, I will have my royal family stay away from the ring. I will defeat you by myself, and then there will be no excuses. That much is simple.” The IRF leave, but will Igos leave Central Hyrule the new #1 contender to the Termina title?

But wait! There’s still more!

As a special exhibition match, the UnderWorld Order is going to take on the HPW Triforce and Goddess Champions! Death Sword, Gomess and Hollywood ReDead take on Link, Zelda, and a partner of their choosing! Who will join the Hero and Princess of Hyrule against the spookiest trio in Hyrule?

My Thoughts:

More action for April 1st! And it seems pretty simple. Had to come up with more for the other titles in the company, so here it is. And as for that last match, I just didn’t want the uWo to fall away to obscurity. Plus, we can’t have Link and Zelda taking too much time off, they’re the top champions.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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BWN returns this week just in time for the biggest two-week stretch in Nerdom in a very long time. This week saw the season finales of The Boys & The Acolyte. While we have come to expect the unexpected with The Boys, the Season 4 Finale pulled the rug out from everyone with one of the more shocking closing sequences we have seen in a while. Where this leaves us for the final season is anyone’s guess, but the guys try to make sense of it here. Meanwhile, Dave & Tunney touch on the season finale of the much-maligned The Acolyte. Did anything come out of the finale to redeem the series or, more importantly, warrant Disney giving it a second season? The final trailer for Deadpool & Wolverine dropped this week as the biggest movie of the summer comes our way this Friday. The guys discuss the final trailer and speculate as to how much of a gate Deadpool & Wolverine might draw. All that plus more layoffs at Warner Brothers, disappointing news for the Halo franchise, and with San Diego Comic-Con also happening this week, is Marvel poised to bring back some familiar faces to herald in the next wave of Avengers movies?

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Musical Chairs S4: E2- Randy Newman & The Doors [071624]

Musical Chairs returns for Episode 2 of Season 4. This week, the guys cover Randy Newman and The Doors!

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2 weeks ago

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David Ungar

Musical Chairs returns for another excellent installment as we take a look at two more tremendous acts from the annals of music history. This week, Patrick chose Randy Newman. Equal parts songwriter and performer Randy Newman is one of the most celebrated songwriters of this, or any other, generation. In the later part of his career, he composed no less than nine Disney-Pixar films, and he has been nominated for 22 Academy Awards! Dave, meanwhile, chose one of the most iconic and controversial bands of all time…The Doors. Led by one of rock’s all-time great frontmen, Jim Morrison, The Doors redefined music in the late 60’s and early 70’s. Despite being under constant scrutiny…. including being banned in many parts of the nation… The Doors became legends and their music continues to be extremely popular even today. Tune in this week and learn a few things about two hugely important fixtures of musical history!

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