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Mitchell’s NJPW Golden Fight Series Results & Report! (4/25/22)

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NJPW GFS

How many falls will it take to win the KOPW 2022 trophy?

NJPW’s KOPW Division has given us some very unique matches, but tonight’s might be the most complicated! Can YOU keep up with count?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma VS Tiger Mask & Yuto Nakashima; Makabe & Honma win.
  • Six Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & Ryohei Oiwa VS Suzuki-Gun; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • El Desperado & TAKA Michinoku VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Ishimoari & Gedo win.
  • Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens; Fale & Chase win.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS GODACE; House of Torture wins and retains the titles.
  • KOPW 2022 30 Count match: Taichi w/ Miho Abe VS Shingo Takagi; Takagi wins and becomes the new Mr. KOPW 2022.

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NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS GODACE!

Bullet Club betrayed Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa, and a battle between them and the “Jado Avengers” began! But after many wins, the tide has started to turn against Evil, Sho & Yujiro Takahashi! Will they still hold the gold? Or will the Good Bad Guy, Silverback and Hiroshi Tanahashi prove not everything is Evil’s?

The introductions are made, the belts are presented, and then fans cheer as Tanahashi shows off the muscles. The teams call each other out, and after House of Torture Too Sweets, they attack! Yujiro is after Loa, Evil is after Tama, and Sho goes after Tanahashi! The bell rings to get this on record as the House of Torture throws all of GODACE out. But just as the HOT boys go out after them, Tanahashi & GoD get back in! Fans applaud as the tables have been turned! The House gets in but they get stomped and clubbed down! GoD throw Yujiro and Evil out, Tanahashi throws EuroUppers on Sho.

Tanahashi throws body shots in the corner, then whips corner to corner Sho reverses, runs in but into an elbow. Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! Fans fire up and Tanahashi air guitars. Tag to Loa, he and Tanahashi double whip to double elbow Sho down. Loa drags Sho back up, wrenches, and wristlocks. Loa CLUBS Sho’s arm, CLUBS it again, then top wristlocks. Sho endures, Loa tags Tama, and Loa wrenches so Tama can drop ax handles on the arm! Fans cheer and Tama wrenches Sho’s arm some more. Tama wristlocks, tags in Tanahashi, and they double wrench Sho to double whip and double shoulder tackle! Then DOUBLE SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

Tanahashi brings Sho up and headlocks to grind Sho down. Sho throws elbows and tries to power out but Tanahashi holds tight! So Sho pulls hair! But Tanahashi pulls hair back! Sho wrenches an arm to bend the fingers! Sho whips Tanahashi and surprise! The buckle pad is gone! Tanahashi hits bare steel, the House rushes GoD! They knock Loa and Tama down, CLUB them, and Sho keeps on Tanahashi while Evil brings Tama around. Sho brings Tanahashi out and CLUBS him, too. Evil RAMS Tama into the timekeeper’s table! Abe-san suffers again! The ref reprimands but Evil just grabs the mic while Sho whips Tanahashi into railing.

Evil chokes Tama with the mic cord and makes us all listen to Tama shout! Loa makes the save, but then he gets mugged by all three HOT boys! Sho gets back in the ring, and Evil puts Tanahashi in for him. Cover, TWO! The House is upset but the count is fair. Sho bends Tanahashi’s fingers! Fans rally but Yujiro tags in. Yujiro CLUBS Tanahashi’s arm, then snapmares him to DECK him. Yujiro rains down rights, the ref reprimands about the closed fists. Yujiro lets off to drop a leg, drop an elbow and drop a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Yujiro drags Tanahashi up. Evil tags in and they mug Tanahashi.

Evil throws Tanahashi out and distracts the ref so that Dick can DECK Tanahashi! Sho drags Tanahashi up to put him back in, and Tama rushes Evil! Evil kicks Tama first then sends him out! Dick DECKS Tama, too! Evil covers Tanahashi, TWO! The House is upset but the fans are fired up! The fans clap, “Let’s Go, Ace!” but the King of Darkness brings him up. Tanahashi throws body shots and forearms but Evil knees low and whips him to a corner. Tanahashi comes back with a dropkick to the legs! Fans rally, Tanahashi crawls, but Sho and Yujiro get in to knock GoD down again! Then they all stomp Tanahashi!

The ref reprimands, he has Sho and Yujiro go back to their corner, and fans continue to rally. Evil drags Tanahashi up but Tanahashi kicks! Evil blocks, gives it to the ref, but then Tanahashi blocks Evil’s kick! The ref lets Tanahashi go, and Tanahashi DRAGON SCREWS Evil! Fans are thunderous as Tanahashi crawls over! Hot tag to Tama! Tama fires off on Sho, then on Yujiro, then Evil! Dropkick for Sho! Dropkick for Yujiro! Dropkick for Evil! The vest comes off! Dick slips in but Tama sees him! “YOU!” Tama’s finger point o’ doom scares Dick! Dick still swings but Tama DECKS him! Fans fire up with Tama as Evil goes to a corner.

Tama runs corner to corner, STINGER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Evil is still in this but Tama drags him back up. Tama suplexes but Evil blocks! Evil suplexes but Tama blocks! They fight for control and the fans rally up! Yujiro gets in to CLUB Tama! Yujiro and Evil suplex but Loa saves Tama! GoD kick Evil and Yujiro, and then STEREO SUPLEX! Fans fire up more and Tama covers Evil, TWO! Evil is still in this but Tama brings him around by the legs. Fans rally, Tama steps in, but Evil rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands but Evil trips Tama to get the legs! Tama throws fists from below! Evil staggers, into a takedown! Tama steps through, SHARPSHOOTER!

Evil endures, Yujiro and Sho run in! Loa intercepts Yujiro and Tanahashi intercepts Sho! OJK CROSSACE and TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! The House endures TRIPLE SUBMISSIONS!! Sho and Yujiro tap but they’re not legal! Evil crawls, reaches, fans rally as Tama holds on, but Evil gets the ROPEBREAK! The House survives but Tanahashi and Loa get Sho and Yujiro out of the ring. Tama calls his shot and fans rally behind him. Evil staggers up, Tama runs in, GUN- NO! Evil shoves Tama, then uses the ref as a shield! Evil kicks Tama low then uses the ref to hit MAGIC KILLER! Evil drags Tama back up, fireman’s carry, but Tama slips off! TONGAN TWIST!

Fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Tama and Evil crawl, hot tags to Loa and Yujiro! Loa rallies on Tokyo Pimp with big lariats! Loa scoops, runs and POWERSLAMS! Fans fire up and Loa swaggers a bit. Loa runs to the ropes to 619!! Yujiro flounders, Loa goes up top, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but Loa knows he’s close. Fans rally, Loa mocks Yujiro and brings him up. Yujiro throws forearms but Loa just eggs him on. Loa swings, Yujiro dodges to mule kick. Loa fights the fisherman but Yujiro slips out of the scoop to REVERSE DDT! Fans rally again, Yujiro brings Loa up, and reels him in.

Loa fights off Incolle Slam with elbows but Yujiro kicks low. Yujiro whips, Loa reverses, but Yujiro holds ropes to stop himself. Yujiro dodges as Loa rushes in, and Sho anchors a foot! Yujiro BOOTS Loa down, Sho DECKS Tanahashi! Evil drags Loa up, he and Sho double whip him to a corner. Sho runs in to forearm smash! Evil runs in to clothesline, then FISHERMAN BUSTER! Yujiro hits a BASEMENT BOOT! Cover, TWO!! Loa survives the onslaught and Evil argues with the ref. But it’s really just so Yujiro can get his pimp cane! Yujiro aims but Loa dodges the cane shot! Tama CLOBBERS Yujiro!

Evil kicks Tama and whips, but Tama reverses and sends Evil into the bare buckles! Sho runs in to KNEE Tama down! Tanahashi gets Sho for a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi runs at Yujiro but Yujiro denies the slingblade and sends Tanahashi at the bare buckles! Tanahashi stomps himself, but Loa spins Yujiro around for HELL STAB! Tanahashi runs, SLINGBLADE! Tama goes up top and Tanahashi sets Yujiro up! GoD are opposite corners! SUPREME FLOW and DIVING HEADBUTT!! Cover, Evil and Sho break it!! Tanahashi throws Sho out, Tama throws Evil. Loa drags Yujiro back up and fans are thunderous as he scoop! But Yujiro slips out again!

Yujiro waistlocks, Loa fights that with elbows, and then Loa waistlocks. But Yujiro backs Loa up, and they sandwich the ref into a corner! Sho whips Tanahashi into railing, Dick gets in and uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Loa! But Jado gets in to toss Dick! Jado gets the ref up, Loa and Yujiro slowly stand. Yujiro throws a forearm, but Loa gives it back. They go back and forth, fans rally up again, Yujiro gets the edge. Loa roars, but Yujiro blocks the boot to trip Loa. Yujiro runs, into a SPEAR! Loa is all fired up and he drags Yujiro up to- NO! Yujiro grabs the ref, and Evil LOW BLOWS Loa! Sho uses the WRENCH!! Sho then WRECKS Tanahashi with a dropkick!

Yujiro drags Loa up, reels him in, BIG JUICE!! Cover, the House wins!

Winners: The House of Torture, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)

They had to use all the tricks in the book, but Evil, Yujiro and Sho stay the champions! The King of Darkness is still the King of NEVER, for now. Can the Good Bad Guy get revenge for all the Jado Avengers when he and Evil go 1v1 for the NEVER Openweight Championship?

 

KOPW 2022 30 Count match: Taichi w/ Miho Abe VS Shingo Takagi!

After taking this trophy away from Toru Yano, the Holy Emperor vowed that he would take KOPW to new heights, and paint it over in his colors. And as such, his stipulation won out! This match won’t be about the 1-2-3, it will be the first to THIRTY! Even a “near fall” is crucial, but who can cover the other more and reach the winning score?

The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we see how long it takes to count to 30!

Fans rally up as the two stare down. Takagi eggs Taichi on as fans clap, “TA-KA-GI!” “TA-I-CHI!” Taichi does some stretches, he and Takagi circle, then they tie up. Takagi puts Taichi on ropes but lets off quick, since that’ll just waste time. They circle again, tie up again, and then they go to ropes again. Taichi isn’t even trying to Takagi lets off again. They go again, tie up again, and are in a deadlock! But Taichi lets up so they end up on ropes. Takagi is annoyed and he swings on Taichi but Taichi dodges. Taichi gets around, waistlocks, Takagi has the ropes, but Taichi rolls him up before Red Shoes can count! Cover, ZERO!

Fans applaud as Taichi checks with Red Shoes, and indeed, Takagi got away before Red Shoes ever even touched the mat. The two circle again, tie up, and Takagi rolls Taichi up! ZERO, but Takagi runs Taichi over! Cover, ONE! That’s good enough to start! But Taichi BOOTS Takagi and covers, ONE! Taichi checks with Red Shoes, but Takagi gets around to backslide! TWO! And that makes three for Takagi! Fans fire up as the Rampaging Dragon has the lead. Only for Taichi to drag Takagi into a cradle! TWO, and now we’re tied up again! Taichi hurries to trip Takagi, then goes for the body scissors!

Takagi slips out the back, he goes for the body scissors! Taichi slips out but Takagi runs him over again, then drops a SENTON! Fans fire up again while Taichi crawls to ropes. Takagi lets him be out there and Miho checks on Taichi. Takagi applauds and fans clap, “TA-KA-GI!” “TA-I-CHI!” Taichi gets up, walks off the soreness, but Takagi eggs him on. Taichi walks around the outside, takes his time returning, but there’s no ring count to worry about. He gets in, Takagi is right on him with kicks and headbutts! Taichi CHOKES! Takagi CHOKES! They BOTH choke! Takagi powers Taichi to a corner, but he JABS, CHOPS and repeat!

Fans rally with ever JAB and CHOP, then Takagi just JABS and JABS and JABS! He clams he was doing palm strikes, though. Takagi kicks Taichi, then whips corner to corner. Takagi runs in but Taichi ROUNDHOUSES him down! Taichi thinks about it, then he covers Takagi! TWO, so Taichi finally leads 5-3. Takagi goes outside but Taichi pursues. Taichi whips Takagi into railing! Taichi CHOKES Takagi against the railing! Red Shoes reprimands and Taichi stops, then he brings Takagi around to POST him! Taichi puts Takagi in, brings him up, but Takagi throws body shots and forearms!

Takagi ROCKS Taichi, and again! But Taichi wrenches and HOOK KICKS! Cover, TWO! That makes 7-3, Taichi. Fans rally up and Taichi brings Takagi up. Taichi KICKS Takagi but Takagi eggs him on. So Taichi KICKS him again. And KICKS again, only for Takgai to block! But Taichi CHOKES Takagi and throws him down! Fans rally while Red Shoes reprimands. Taichi sits Takagi up to choke him, then choke him against ropes! Red Shoes reprimands but Taichi stomps Takagi to a corner. Taichi hides his choke, but Takagi chokes back! Taichi chokes with both hands! Red Shoes reprimands, Taichi snapmares Takagi and KICKS him!

Takagi roars and fans fire up, so Taichi KICKS Takagi again! Takagi eggs Taichi on so Taichi KICKS him again! Cover, TWO, but wait, he sees the choke! The count still counts, so now it’s 9-3. Taichi does the same trick but Red Shoes won’t allow it. No easy counts for that! Taichi says that’s not a choke, THIS is a choke! Red Shoes reprimands, Taichi stops, and fans rally up again. Taichi waits on Takagi to get up, and then he BUZZ- NO! Takagi ducks, rolls Taichi up, TWO! 9-5, but Takagi runs into a kitchen sink knee! Taichi then scuffs Takagi with toying kicks. Fans rally up, but Taichi stands on Takagi’s head.

Taichi eggs Takagi on, then gives him Kowata Kicks. Takagi gets up, Taichi kicks low and gives more Kowata Kicks! But Takagi blocks, spins Taichi, shoves and ELBOWS! JABS! YUKON feint to a cradle! TWO, 9-7, but Taichi boots the lariat away. Takagi spins to YUKON PUMPING! Fans fire up while Taichi is down and Takagi catches his breath. Takagi fires up and fans rally behind him. Takagi drags Taichi up, Gory Especial, but Taichi fights free. Taichi swings, but into another hook, then a DDT! Then SLIDING LARIAT! Takagi isn’t done there, he Gory Especials again, NOSHIGAMI! Cover, TWO! We’re tied again!

But Takagi says he’s just getting started! Fans rally, Takagi brings Taichi up, pump handles, but Taichi fights the lift! Taichi throws elbows, gets free, and BOOTS from a corner. Takagi comes back but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Taichi hurries to cover, TWO! Taichi takes the lead back, 11-9! Fans rally, both men slowly rise, and Taichi gets to ropes. Taichi stands, runs in and BOOTS! Takagi stays up to ROCK Taichi! Taichi BOOTS, Takagi forearms! Taichi boots but Takagi blocks to CLUB the leg! Takagi CHOPS, Taichi KICKS! CHOP, KICK, repeat! Fans rally up as they speed up, Taichi gets the edge!

Taichi eggs Takagi on so Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS! Taichi sobats, Takagi forearms, Taichi ENZIGURIS! Taichi crawls over to cover, TWO! Taichi is 13-9 but fans rally up. Takagi and Taichi slowly stir, and Taichi uses ropes to get up again. Taichi fires himself up and OFF COME THE PANTS! But Takagi clotheslines him in a corner! Taichi comes back to DECK Takagi with an elbow! Taichi powers up, sumo stance, YOKO- NO! Takagi half nelsons, but Taichi fights the lift! Takagi ducks the hook kick, pump handles and half nelsons, MADE IN JAPAN! Cover, TWO!! Well, 13-11, Takagi is catching up again.

Fans rally and Takagi fires up with, “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along, Takagi powers up the arm and he runs, but Taichi BOOTS! Takagi fights the Saido, Taichi whips but Takagi reverses to SAIDO! Takagi runs, but Taichi gets around to DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Taichi crawls and covers, TWO!! 15-11, Taichi is halfway there! Fans rally up more, Taichi brings Takagi up and reels him in. Takagi fights the lift, back drops free, and he runs in, into a KICK! Taichi reels Takagi back in but Takagi fireman’s carries! Takagi puts Taichi on a corner, throws some elbows and back hands, then JABS Taichi! Takagi climbs up, fires up, and he throws headbutts.

Taichi hits back, Takagi throws more headbutts! Takagi gets Taichi up for a SUPERPLEX! Takagi crawls to the cover, TWO!! 15-13, but Takagi snarls. Takagi brings Taichi up, pump handle and rack, but Taichi fights free! Taichi shoves, BOMBERS COLLIDE! Takagi runs in again, BOMBERS COLLIDE again! Taichi falls over and fans fire up! Takagi runs, but Taichi catches the bomber to a SUMO TOSS! AX BOMBER!! Cover, TWO! 17-13, Taichi is keeping that four point lead! Taichi drags Takagi up, Alabama but Takagi fights that off! Takagi spins Taichi, Taichi ducks a lariat, roundhouse and lariat collide!

Takagi still LARIATS! Taichi wobbles, he DECKS Takagi! Taichi hurries to Alabama lift, guck, BLACK MEPHISTO!! But he has to crawl to the cover again! He gets all the way to SIX!! 23-13! A TEN point lead now! Fans rally up while both men are down. Takagi and Taichi stir and go to opposite corners. Taichi fires himself up, fans rally and Taichi aims, but Takagi blocks the superkick! LARIAT to GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, but then Takagi gets Taichi in a cobra twist cradle! THREE, it’s 23-18! Taichi BOOTS, reels Takagi in, but Takagi slips out of the saido to pump handle! LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, FIVE!! We’re tied AGAIN!

Miho rallies the fans while both men are down. Takagi flounders to the ropes, shakes out the cobwebs, and he stands as Taichi rises. Takagi runs in, LARIAT! Taichi stays up, and then he LARIATS! Takagi stays up, rebounds, and LARIATS! Taichi stays up, rebounds, and LARIATS! Takagi goes to run but Taichi grabs his wrist. Takagi can’t shake free, so he YUKON LARIATS! Taichi stays up, and short arm LARIATS! Takagi stays up, to YUKON LARIAT! Taichi stays up, to short arm LARIAT! Fans rally up, Takagi grits his teeth and YUKON LARIATS! Taichi winds up but Takagi blocks to YUKON LARIAT again! And again!

Taichi drops to his knees and fans fire up! Miho shouts to Taichi but Takagi roars to pump handle. Taichi slips out, gets the body scissors, GEDO CLUTCH! FIVE!! Taichi is at 28! ROUNDHOUSE!! Both men are down! Fans are thunderous as both men stir! Taichi drags himself towards Miho at the ropes, then gets up. Taichi roars, runs in, but into an ELBOW! JAB! But he ducks the Yukon! Takagi ducks the Ax Bomber to run and PUMPING BOMBER! Cover, ONE!?! Taichi AX BOMBERS! Cover, ONE!! Another, ZERO!!! Fans are thunderous again as both men scramble to opposite ends! Takagi runs in, into an ENZIGURI!

But PUMPING BOMBER on the rebound! Taichi gets himself to ropes, Takagi brings him in! Boxing elbows over and over, but Taichi ROCKS him with an elbow! Takagi JABS Taichi! Then HEADBUTTS! And RUNNING ELBOW! But Taichi gets right back up!? Only to run into the pump handle! LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, SIX!!! Takagi wins!!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, 30-29 (NEW Mr. KOPW 2022)

The Rampaging Dragon takes it at the finish line! Taichi’s reign ended before it really began, will he be back to try again? As for Takagi, the trophy is brought to him as he catches his breath. Suzuki-Gun has to help Taichi exit, and  Takagi slowly gets to his feet as he gets the mic.

“Before we did this, I said I would wear Taichi out, and now look at me. But I took KOPW on my first try. So let’s say this: Let’s go go go!” Fans applaud that, and Takagi admits his head hurts. He asks if anyone saw him winning the KOPW trophy. Even he can’t believe he’s holding it. But it’s like he always says. Whether it was as NEVER Openweight Champion, IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, “I’ve proven that it’s the man that makes the title!” Fans applaud that, too. Takagi worked to elevate those titles, and he’ll work to elevate this one. He was at the top with the world title last year, but he’ll be at the top with the KOPW this year!

“With the KOPW Trophy in hand, I’ll soar like a dragon!” If this was how hard Takagi fought to take the trophy, how much harder will he fight to keep it?


My Thoughts:

A very good event for Golden Fight Series, and apparently the last one they’re going to air. In which case, a great finale in those last two matches. The House of Torture of course cheats to keep the titles, but if they’re keeping the Six Man titles, I really hope this means Tama Tonga wins the singles title. Tama’s proven himself as a singles guy so he deserves to have a singles title. And then in the KOPW match, that was great stuff, though in many ways like a normal match. Lots of two counts, but we got great zero counts and past-three counts. I didn’t think Takagi was going to win this, just as Takagi wondered in his promo. But it was great that it came down to the wire. I feel like a 30 count should be a normal stipulation choice.

As for what’s next, I think Takagi’s gonna need to do better with his stipulation ideas. Takagi’s check list idea was a bit odd, having to get a one count, then a two, then a three. I’m sure he’ll start busting out those that border on No Disqualifications, or whatever combination of rules can allow something this grueling again and again. A part of me hopes Taichi comes back for more, but I bet Taichi can move up to like the US Championship.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/20/24)

Kyle O’Reilly is on a Rampage!

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Friendships continue to sour in AEW!

Roderick Strong turned on Kyle O’Reilly, so now Kyle’s going on a Rampage to get even! Will the Undisputed Kingdom make it to Dynasty?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Kyle O’Reilly, Rocky Romero & Matthew Menard; win(s).
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Emi Sakura; wins.
  • High Flying Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match: Rob Van Dam VS Lee Johnson VS Isiah Kassidy VS Komander; wins.

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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will begin later tonight]


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/20/24)

A high risk Collision!

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Will the American Dragon make it to Dynasty?

Before his dream match at AEW Dynasty against Will Ospreay, Bryan Danielson & Claudio Castagnoli take on the Don Callis Family, in a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Adam “Edge” Copeland, Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston VS Top Flight; Edge, Mark & Eddie win.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs w/ Don Callis VS CJ Esparza; Hobbs wins.
  • The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS The Gunns w/ Jay White; The Gunns win.
  • Bunkhouse Brawl: Bryan Danielson & Claudio Castagnoli VS Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita; Bryan & Claudio win.
  • Skye Blue VS Leyla Hirsch; Skye wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC & FTR; Pac & FTR win.

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Six Man Tag: Adam “Edge” Copeland, Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston VS Top Flight!

The Rated R Chickenhawks or whatever you want to call them are getting ready for their battle with The House of Black at Dynasty! But will they be able to bring some momentum into St. Louis? Or will Action Andretti and the Martin brothers be too fast for them to keep up with?

The trios sort out and Action starts against Mark. Action does a crane stance to mock redneck kung-fu, but Mark strikes his stance. Action kicks, Mark blocks then flips Action to arm-drag him down! Mark has the cording hold to grind Action down, but action fights up. Mark wrenches the wristlock, but Action spins, bridges, and handsprings through and wrenches back. Action headlocks, Mark powers up and out, but Action sunset flips! Mark rolls through to headlock back. The fans rally as Action fights up, powers up and power out, then hurdles. Action runs, handsprings through the hip toss, then whips. Mark reverses but Action goes up and over.

Action keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Then DROPKICK! The fans fire up while Action watches Mark. Action runs to IMPLODER TORNILLO! Cover, TWO! Mark goes to the corner, Action storms up to whip corner to corner, but Mark goes up to FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up with Mark and he drags Action up. Mark CHOPS Action to the corner, then ROCKS him again. Tag to Edge and the fans fire up! They double whip Action to then DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Edge brings Action around. Edge reels Action in to suplex, but Action slips free to KICK a leg!

Action runs up to body shot, KICK, and CHOP! Action whips, Edge reverses but Action handsprings to back elbow! Both men are down, the fans rally up, and Action tags Darius. Darius wrenches to CLUB away on Edge’s arm, then he cording holds. Edge ROCKS Darius, whips, but Darius catches him to a backslide! TWO, but Darius hooks Edge up again for a high stack, TWO! Edge rises, but into a DROPKICK! Darius tags Dante and they double whip Edge to a corner. Dante sends Darius in but Edge puts Darius on the apron. Darius CHOPS Edge, Dante A-LIST LARIATS! Then Darius snap suplexes, Dante slingshot SENTONS!

The fans are torn as Dante stays between Edge and Eddie. Dante is a little surprised, but he ROCKS Edge to a corner. Dante runs in, but Edge dodges the elbow! Edge runs in, Dante dodges to then go up and around, only to get caught! POWERSLAM! Edge brings Dante over, tag to Eddie, and the fans fire up as Eddie HEADBUTTS away on Dante! Eddie CHOPS Dante in a corner and Dante sputters as he falls! Eddie taunts Darius and Action, then he whips Dante. Dante goes up and out to ROCK Eddie from the apron. Dante springboards to CANNONBALL! The fans fire up as both men stand, and Eddie knees low!

Eddie CLUBS Dante in the chest! The fans fire up behind Eddie as he stalks Dante, and he ROCKS Dante while Collision goes picture in picture.

Eddie drags Dante back up, puts him in the corner, and smothers him while he tags Mark. Mark then CHOPS Dante, brings him around, and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Dante stays in this but Mark stays on him with a back suplex! Tag to Edge, they mug Dante, then Edge brings Dante around to whip at the corner hard! Edge runs up to clothesline, then he fires point-blank clotheslines again and again! The ref counts, Edge still goes all the way to TEN, then he BOOTS Dante down! Edge stalks Dante, drags him up, and tags Eddie. They mug Dante, and Eddie suplexes Dante to hold him up! Dante endures but Eddie SLAMS him down!

Eddie fishhooks Dante to bring him around, then drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! Eddie rains fists down on Dante, but Dante pushes him back. Dante fires body shots, Eddie eggs him on, then Eddie CHOPS Dante to a corner. Eddie gets in Dante’s faceot CHOP again! Collision returns as Eddie CHOPS Dante, sits him down, then taunts Darius and Action before the BOOT WASH! The fans rally behind Eddie as he waits on Dante. Dante stands, but he ducks the backhand to then jump and RANA! Eddie stagger sup, into a JUMP KNEE! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Hot tags to Darius and Mark!

The fans rally but Darius is the one that rallies on Mark and Edge! ENZIGIRI for Mark, but Edge dodges the splash! Darius BOOTS Edge, reels him in, and TORNADO DOUBLE DDTS! Cover, TWO! Darius keeps his focus, Action goes up to ARABIAN PRESS SAULT Edge! Dante DIVES onto Eddie! Darius tags Action, they whip Mark, but Mark catches Darius, ELBOWS Action, EXPLODER for Darius! EXPLODER for Action! Mark tags Eddie, then runs at Darius. Darius puts Mark on the apron, but Mark ROCKS Darius! Dante gets in, dodges Eddie, then uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION onto Mark!

Darius swings on Eddie, he dodges to CHOP! Eddie CHOPS Dante, swings again, but Dante dodges! Darius gives Dante the boost to go up and over, then they TORNADO DDT Eddie! Action adds a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Edge breaks it! The fans fire up as the trios regroup. “This is Awesome!” as all six men run in, SEXTUPLE LARIATS!! The fans are thunderous, all six men slowly sit up, and Action fires hands on Eddie! Eddie eggs Action on so Action throws more body shots! Eddie CHOPS back! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Action blocks, Eddie ducks the kick, but not the ENZIGIRI! Action runs, into a LARIAT!

Dante SUPERKICKS Eddie! Dante goes up, flips up and over Edge but his leg jams, so Edge gives him an IMPALER! Darius mule kicks Edge but Mark ROCKS Darius and wrenches, to the JAY DRILLER! Action runs up, into an URAKEN and SPEAR!! Then Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, Rated R Chickenhawks win!

Winners: Adam Copeland, Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston, by pinfall

This trio is ready! They also show respect to Top Flight, but wait! The lights go down! And we all know that means House of Black! Buddy Matthews sarcastically claps from the tron as he says that was impressive. But take a moment to look each other in the eyes, so they can thank each other. Because in 24 hours, the House of Black eradicates all their dreams at Dynasty. Malakai Black steps forward to say they will dig deep. So deep that they reach their deepest, darkest fears. So deep, that Edge will wonder if he’s close to Hell. It will oddly feel familiar. Because let’s face it, for people like Malakai and Edge, Hell is where the heart is.

The lights come back up, but neither edge, Eddie or Mark sweat that warning. Will the AEW TNT Champion, the ROH World Champion and the NJPW Strong Openweight Champion be too good of a hand for the full House to stop?

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs w/ Don Callis VS CJ Esparza!

The Don Callis Family is all in action tonight, and it starts with Hobbs warming up for his showdown on Dynamite. The NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Jon Moxley, called Hobbs out, will Hobbs send him a message back through the #FlippinSweet Mr. CJE?

The bell rings, Hobbs almost laughs at CJE for being less than half his size. CJE fires hands, but Hobbs shoves and CLOBBERS CJE right down! Hobbs drags CJE up, and whips him right out of the ring! Hobbs goes out after CJE, Callis is on commentary to tell us that Hobbs has done things we can’t even talk about on TV. And that’s about to happen to CJE! POWERSLAM on the apron, another POWERSLAM, and then another POWERSLAM! Hobbs puts CJE in, for the TORTURE RACK!! CJE taps, Hobbs wins!

Winner: Will Hobbs, by submission

Callis joins his Powerhouse in the ring, with a mic, to say he has something important to say. The fans boo as Callis says the Don Callis Family is the talk of the pro-wrestling world! They have the Bunkhouse Brawl tonight, so out of concern for his own personal safety, Callis will NOT be at ringside. But everyone is talking about Hobbs VS Moxley for Dynamite. That is what you know, but he’ll tell us what we don’t know. Everyone knows that Callis was directly responsible in 2017 for Kenny Omega to win the then IWGP Heavyweight Championship. Everyone knows the biggest match in the history of Japanese wrestling was Omega VS Jericho in the Tokyo Dome in 2018!

Omega VS Jericho was signed, sealed and delivered by “Don BAH GAWD Callis,” and it was a match that set NJPW on a new course of success that they enjoy to this day. And they thank him for the favor, or “onkei,” he promised he’d come back to ask for that favor. And in Japanese culture, everyone honors those commitments. Callis waited six years to cash in that chip, and he’s been burning up the phonelines to cash in ALL his chips. So he is happy to announce here tonight, that Moxley VS Hobbs on Dynamite is now for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship!! Once again, that IWGP world title will come home to the Don Callis Family!

The fans boo at Callis pulling strings, but now Hobbs has the biggest match of his career! Will the Powerhouse add some gold to the Book of Hobbs’ next chapter?

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hey, everybody. Um, first of all, I just want to apologize to Hook, to Taz, and to all of you watching for my conduct this past Wednesday night. I lost my temper and I pushed Taz to the mat, which made Hook lose his cool, and he came at me. Listen, I don’t blame Hook for that at all. I mean, if somebody put their hands on a person that means as much to me as Taz does to Hook, I would’ve done the exact same thing. And when you had me in the corner, Hook, you said to me, ‘I’m gonna show you just how good I am, any place, anywhere.’ And unfortunately, I’m gonna take you up on that.”

Jericho reveals he went to Tony Khan and asked for an FTW Championship match, and that request was granted. The real unfortunate part is this: The Learning Tree is gonna teach Hook one of the hardest lessons he’s ever gonna learn, and it’s a lesson in humility. A lesson about how hard it is to lose something that means so much to him. But the Learning Tree will make sure Hook is learning not just in-ring lessons but life lessons, as well. Jericho wants to make Hook a better wrestler and a better person. So keep this in mind: Jericho will beat Hook for the FTW Championship, but it will hurt Jericho a lot more than it will Hook.

The Ocho is looking to humble the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, but will he be the one that gets humbled instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

In the homecoming of AEW, the post-Dynasty Dynamite will be live coast-to-coast! No delays for the West Coast, watch it at 5 PM Pacific while East watches it at 8 so we can all celebrate AEW together!

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS The Gunns w/ Jay White!

Ahead of putting all the trios gold on the line, we get a remix of the… “classic” feud between these teams! Max Caster & Anthony Bowens want to humble Austin & Colten like they did over a year ago, but will this be where the Ass Boys graduate to being men? Caster has a track on deck! “It’s 420, Bowens is all about that incense. They legalized weed, but y’all legalized incest. Damn, guys, y’all progressive with the foreplay, but I’m a kill y’all like that cancer killed OJ. Damn, think you hotter than the North Face? I’m a put you to sleep like Trump at his court date! Back tot he trash, boys. We do it big, y’all’re just the little ass boys!”

The fans fire up as Bowens says, “PEEEOREAAA~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! But before things get going, Tony Schiavone gets on a mic to make an announcement. Gunns, get in the ring. If you walk out on this match- White wants Schiavone to shut up but Schiavone says no, Tony Khan is putting this out. If the Gunns run away from this match, they don’t get their match at Dynasty! Austin says they can just leave now then. Schiavone asks if he even heard a word that was said. But then Bowens TOSSES Colten & Austin in, the bell rings, and it’s on! The Acclaimed fire off hands and stomps!

The fans fire up as Caster & Bowens whip the Gunns into each other! Caster TOSSES Colten, Bowens DECKS Austin, and they get Austin set up for SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! Austin flounders away, but Colten runs in! Caster dodges to send Colten into buckles! Bowens and Austin brawl while Caster rains down fists on Colten! The fans count along, but Austin trips Caster up! Colten flapjacks Caster off buckles, then Austin TOSSES Bowens over barriers! Billie is furious but Colten stomps a mudhole into Caster while Collision goes picture in picture.

Colten snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Austin frowns as the fans taunt him, but Colten tags him in. Austin stomps away on Caster, soaks up the heat, and Colten CHOKES Caster behind the ref’s back! Caster flails, White dares Billy to do something, while holding the golden bat. Austin TOSSES Caster out, Billy watches White closely, but Colten CLUBS Caster. Austin drags Caster up and in, bumps him off buckles, then taunts Billy & Bowens. Colten joins in on that, and Austin ROCKS Caster! And ROCKS him again! Tag to Colten, he stomps a mudhole into Caster then drags him up. But Caster throws body shots!

Caster backs Colten down, but Colten knees low as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Colten has Caster down in a HALF CRAB! Tag to Austin, and he gets the other leg, DOUBLE HALF CRAB! The ref counts, Colten lets go at 4, but Austin still has his half crab. Caster endures, Colten tags in and he gets the half crab back! The fans rally, Caster crawls, and now Colten is out of reach! Colten turns Caster over but Caster BOOTS him away! Austin tags in, grabs lets, but Caster kicks him away! And kicks him again! Austin still tries but Caster BOOTS him! Tag back to Colten, he stays between Acclaimed, only for Caster to send Colten into Austin! Hot tag to Bowens and he rallies on the Gunns!

The fans fire up as the Five Tool Player ROLLING ELBOWS Colten, then ROCKS Austin! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Colten runs up, into the kick, mule kick and FAMOUSER! Cover, TWO! Colten survives but Bowens pounds the mat. The fans rally, Colten rises, and Bowens runs up to fireman’s carry! Colten flails, grabs ropes, and Austin holds Colten, too! Bowens breaks that, DECKS Austin then gets around Colten. Colten switches, Bowens switches, but Colten again grabs ropes. Austin again holds Colten, but Caster runs up to DECK Austin! Bowens rolls Colten up, TWO and Bowens is sent into Caster!

Colten rolls Caster, feet on ropes, but the ref sees! The fans cheer as the Gunns get caught! White is furious, but then Bowens fireman’s carries Colten! USHIGOROSHI! And a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, but Austin breaks it! The fans boo but neither man has someone to tag, so they rally up behind Bowens. Bowens runs up but Colten puts him on the apron. Bowens ROCKS Colten, Colten gets in the ref’s face, and Austin anchors Bowens! Bowens kicks Austin away, but Colten runs up to FAMOUSER! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and White protests the count! Colten is frustrated, but he tags in Austin and the Gunns bring Bowens up.

The Gunns double whip, then run to BULLDOG! Bowens staggers up, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives again and Billy laughs at White. Austin calls the shot and tags Colten in. But Bowens BOOTS Colten! Then BOOT to Austin! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens baits Austin in and Austin clotheslines him up and out! Caster leaps in, Colten gets under, only to run into a fireman’s carry! Colten CLAWS Caster’s eyes then DECKS him! White says finish it, and Colten loads up. Colten underhooks but Caster wrenches out to then BACKHAND! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY BOMB! The fans fire up with Caster and he goes to the corner!

But Austin runs up to trip Caster up! The fans boo, but Bowens CLOBBERS Austin into the ring! Bowens fires off Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Colten! SUPERKICK for Austin! Bowens roars, the fans fire up again, and he runs in at Austin! Austin goes up and over, Colten gets in place, 3:10 TO YUMA!! But MIC DROP on Austin!! Colten rolls Caster up, TWO!! Caster escapes, runs back in, but is put on the apron. Caster RAMS into Colten, slingshot sunset flips, but Colten sits on it! White reaches out the bat for Colten to hold onto!! THE GUNNS WIN!!

Winners: The Gunns, by pinfall

The Bang Bang Gang didn’t run away from this fight, but they did steal the victory! Will the Bullet Club pull off an even biggest heist tomorrow night in Dynasty’s Zero Hour?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon and notes that the Don Callis Family has been relentless. Last time we saw Bryan, he was laid out by a brainbuster to the ramp. Tonight, it is a Bunkhouse Brawl against Takeshita & Fletcher, right before Dynasty’s match with Will Ospreay. How is Bryan feeling? Bryan says it sounds like a lot on his plate. Yet here he is! He feels alive! And it does seem like the DCF is up to something. What could that be? Does Don Callis not have the faith in Ospreay he says he does? Another reason Bryan feels alive is because Takeshita dropped him on his head, on the ramp, and yet Bryan gets his revenge tonight!

Then tomorrow, Bryan will test himself against Will Ospreay, a man many people call the best in the world today, and Bryan will test that for himself. But then in walks Ospreay, wanting to apologize. He had nothing to do with what went down on Dynamite or Collision this past week, so he just wants there to be no excuses on either side. He has nothing to do with this stuff. Bryan says sure he doesn’t. Bryan leaves, Ospreay wants to defend his innocence, but will it matter when it’s all said and done?

 

Toni Storm speaks.

It was after the incident with Thunder Rosa on Dynamite that the AEW Women’s World Champion returned backstage. She said to keep this in full color, so that we could see what Rosa did to her. And she also wants to make what she says clear. Rosa wants to be a hero? A martyr? To rally the troops? There is nothing more disgusting than a wrestler that says they’re not selfish. This is a business, not a charity. If Rosa wants to uplift other women, she should’ve stayed a social worker. Rosa may be a fighter, but Storm is a star. Rosa doesn’t want this belt back because she once held it, but because of everything Storm has made it that Rosa never could.

This title shines in Storm’s reflection. This leather smells nice when Storm sniffs it. And Rosa just basks in the sunshine that glows right out of Storm’s arse! Rosa wants to take Storm to Hell? Better check the address. Hell is in Storm’s bedroom and Storm makes love to her demons every bloody night. So don’t worry, at Dynasty, Rosa can just watch. The leading lady is ready for the dramatic climax of this title picture, but will she be the one on top when it’s all over?

 

Bunkhouse Brawl: Bryan Danielson & Claudio Castagnoli VS Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita!

The Blackpool Combat Club has been throwing hands with the Don Callis Family but it’s time to throw rules out the window. Will the American Dragon & Swiss Superman make it through? Or will the Aussie Arrow & Alpha make sure Bryan doesn’t establish his Dynasty?

Oh no! The DCF attack during the BCC’s entrance! The bell rings as Takeshita is after Claudio just off the stage, and Kyle tells everyone to “SUCK IT!” Kyle drags Bryan up, Takeshita kicks and kicks and kicks at Claudio. Bryan hits Kyle back, they’re actually ringside. Kyle still whips Bryan into railing! Claudio BOOTS Takeshita in return, they brawl behind the stands! Bryan TOSSES Kyle into the front row! Takeshita HEADBUTTS Claudio, Bryan FLYING KNEES Kyle down! Bryan then helps Claudio mug Takeshita! Bryan sets Takeshita up for Claudio to come running down the bleachers to CLOBBER him!

The brawling goes back to the front row, Bryan rains down fists on Kyle, and KICKS him in a chair! The fans fire up as they’re right in the action, and then Bryan brings Claudio around. Bryan SMACKS Kyle off railing, KICKS him, and Claudio fires forearms on Takeshita! Kyle looks for anything to use as a weapon but only finds foam scissor fingers. Takeshita CHOKES Claudio, Kyle SMACKS Bryan off railing! Takeshita runs up but Claudio sends him into barriers! Kyle CHOKES Bryan in front a child! Kyle SMACKS Bryan off the barriers, taunts the kid, then brings Bryan around. Claudio RAMS Takeshita with a trash can!

Kyle dumps Bryan over railing and to ringside. Claudio helps keep things clean, literally, and the fans cheer. Kyle brings Bryan around, whips, but Bryan reverses to send Kyle into barriers! Bryan SMACKS Kyle off the desk! Meanwhile, Takeshita DUMPS Claudio over barriers, then whips, only for Claudio to POST him! Claudio stalks Takeshita, but Takeshita ROCKS Claudio! Takeshita has the bell hammer, and he CLUBS Claudio on the back! And CRACKS him in the ribs! Takeshita grins, takes a swing, but Claudio ducks, hammer hits post! Bryan CHOKES Kyle using camera cables! Claudio runs up on Takeshita to fire forearms!

Bryan DRAGS Kyle around, Takeshita ROCKS Claudio and puts him in the ring. Bryan sits Kyle up to KNEE him in the back! Claudio and Takeshita trade forearms and the fans rally up! Claudio UPPERCUTS, Takeshita forearms, then boxing elbows! Bryan sends Kyle into barriers! Takeshita ROCKS Claudio, eggs him on, then stands him up. Claudio roars and fires UPPERCUTS! Takeshita CLAWS Claudio’s eyes, then BITES his forehead! Takeshita runs but into a SPINEBUSTER! And from there, the shirt comes off so Claudio can SWING Takeshita around! Bryan joins in, and at the count of TEN, Bryan DROPKICKS Takeshita!

The fans are thunderous for the BCC, because then Claudio steps through for the SHARPSHOOTER! Bryan DIVES into a chair!! Kyle takes Bryan outta the air, then gets in the ring to POCKET SAND!! Claudio lets go of Takeshita, Kyle SUPERKICKS him, then hits the LAST RIDE!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives all that for the BCC, but Bryan is busted open! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB!” while Collision goes picture in picture.

Takeshita stands, and he uses Claudio’s shirt to CHOKE him! Claudio can only endure as Takeshita pulls back! Takeshita lets go so he and Kyle can drag Claudio up. They line up and POST Claudio! Claudio flops out of the ring, the DCF soaks up the heat, but Bryan drags himself up the apron. Takeshita has Bryan and puts him on ropes! Kyle BOOTS Claudio back down! Takeshita CHOKES Bryan, and also CLAWS as the bloody wound! Kyle has Claudio along railing so he can CLUB and CLUB and CLUB away! Then he DUMPS Claudio down, and he helps Takeshita CHOKE Bryan against the ropes!

Claudio BOOTS Kyle, but Takeshita WRECKS Claudio! Bryan flounders away, Kyle CLOBBERS Claudio with a chair! Takeshita CLUBS Bryan, Claudio ROCKS Kyle! The brawling continues, Bryan huffs and puffs and powers up to fire forearms back and forth with Takeshita! Kyle TOSSES Claudio over railing! Takeshita DECKS Bryan right out of the ring! Takeshita then stalks Bryan to the ramp, where this ended last week. Takeshita stands Bryan up as Collision returns to single picture, “This is Awesome!” as Takeshita suplexes! Bryan slips free, kicks low and DDTS to the ramp! The fans are thunderous, but then Kyle CLOBBERS Bryan!

Kyle throws hands, but here comes Claudio! LARIAT!! Claudio HAMMERS Kyle with the bell hammer, then whips Kyle hard into barriers! Bryan sits up with a crimson mask, but Claudio moves the steel steps around. Claudio DRIBBLES Kyle off the steel! The fans count all the way to TEN! Now Kyle is busted open! ELEVEN! Bryan fires hands down on Takeshita, then Claudio joins in. They get Takeshita in the ring, fans want tables, but for now the BCC coordinate. Claudio hangs Takeshita out to dry, and Bryan GUILLOTINE KNEE DROPS! The fans fire up with Bryan as he storms around, and he takes aim to KICK! And KICK! And KICK!

Claudio sends Kyle into barriers, then runs up, but is TOSSED into the crowd! Bryan KICKS again and again, “YES! YES! YES!” BUZZSAW! The fans fire up with Bryan and the “YES! YES! YES!” But Kyle is there to anchor Bryan’s feet! Takeshita HELLUVA KICKS! Takeshita soaks up the heat as he storms around, but Claudio’s back! Only for Takeshita to GERMAN SUPLEX! Kyle gives Claudio a GAMANGIRI! Then the DCF each suplex, DOUBLE BRAINBUSTERS!! Cover, TWO!!! BCC survives, Kyle snarls through the blood from his own forehead, but Takeshita is ice cold. Kyle goes out to then look under the ring.

Fans want tables but Kyle chooses the CHAIN! Kyle swings that around, then sends that in to Takeshita. Takeshita wraps his arm up with the chain, Kyle stands Bryan up, ROLLING- NO, Bryan boots Takeshita away! Claudio gets a SLEEPER! Bryan has a SLEEPER on Kyle! Kyle and Takeshita both sit down, so they get HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! The fans count along, and we go to TEN! Then CROSSFACE for Takeshita, LEBELL LOCK for Kyle!! But here comes Hobbs!! He CLOBBERS Claudio and SPINEBUSTERS Bryan! Then SPINEBUSTER for Claudio! But here comes MOXLEY! Hobbs snarls, looking around, and here comes the Maniac from the crowd side!

The fans fire up as IWGP World Heavyweight Champion brawls with his new challenger! Moxley ROCKS Hobbs again and again, then DUMPS him out of the ring! Might as well make this a Six Man Bunkhouse Brawl now! Moxley DUMPS Hobbs out, Hobbs drags Moxley over with him, they brawl into crowd! But Takeshita SMACKS away on Claudio with a chair! Kyle HAMMERS Bryan with a mic! Takeshita sits the chair up, Kyle huffs and puffs, and they get Bryan up. They bring Bryan over, Kyle suplexes Bryan up to Takeshita for a SUPER- STEINER onto the chair!! Claudio CLOBBERS Kyle! He has the chain around his arm!!

IRON UPPERCUT for Takeshita! IRON LARIAT for Kyle! The fans are thunderous as Claudio then CANNONBALLS Takeshita! Bryan aims as the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU KNEE for Kyle!! And then LEBELL LOCK with the chain!!! Kyle TAPS, BCC wins!!

Winners: Bryan Danielson & Claudio Castagnoli, by submission

This Bunkhouse Brawl was brutal, but it goes the Blackpool Combat Club’s way! Bryan has the music stop so he can get on the mic. He had a lot of people asking, “What the hell are you doing having a Bunkhouse match the night before you wrestle Ospreay? It’s because of this. Some people, when they think of Heaven, they think of streets of gold, they think of 40 virgins, but that’s not me! My spirit is a part of this! When I die, my heaven will be standing in this ring, bleeding in front of all you people right here in Peoria, Illinois!” The fans cheer that!

Bryan continues to say that having a whole crew of people trying to break him before he faces one of the best in the world, having everyone tell him he can’t do it… Tomorrow, at Dynasty, Bryan beats Ospreay’s ass! The fans really fire up for that one! The American Dragon may not be 100%, but will he be giving 1000% when that bell rings in St. Louis?

 

Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway speak.

The Galaxy’s Greatest asks, “Do you wanna know what we are? We are fired up!” The Babe with the Power says yep! And you wanna know what “fired up” is long for? F U! Because what that is short for is FIRED UP! Stokely stops them from burning out, because where he’s from, F U means something different. So therefore, F U Brody King! F U to the soon to be former TBS Champion, Julia Hart! Willow asks if a confident champion takes a chain and sucker punches their challenger days before the match. Don’t think so! Willow has Julia’s number this time, so Willow’s gonna do something she’s never done before.

Willow is gonna pick Julia up, hoist her high, and BOMB her through that mat, to send her back to the shadow realm she came from. Tomorrow at Dynasty, Willow walks out the NEW TBS Champion, b*tch!! WORLDSTAR!! OH~! Willow is ready, but will she go from Babe with the Power to the Babe with the Title?

 

Skye Blue VS Leyla Hirsch!

The Chicago Skye is getting darker and darker, but she still chases the bright shine of championship gold. Will she be primed for something after Dynasty? Or will there be a LEGIT contender stepping up instead?

The bell rings and Skye BOOTS Leyla right down! Skye CLUBS Leyla, fires forearms, then lets off to argue with the ref. Leyla trips Skye to rain down fists! Skye gets away, but Leyla whips. Skye reverses to kick low, then runs and runs and hops on, but Leyla blocks the Code Blue to SLAM Skye down, and KNEE her in the face! Skye scrambles out of the ring and fans boo. Leyla is annoyed, but she watches Skye go around the way. Leyla then builds speed to DIVE into a forearm! Skye may’ve baited Leyla in there, but now she drags her out onto the apron, DRAPING TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Skye drags Leyla up and into the ring, then takes her time storming in.

The fans rally, Skye stomps Leyla, then stomps her more. Skye drags Leyla up, reels her in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Leyla hangs tough but Skye drags her up to CHOKE her on ropes! The ref counts, Skye lets off at 4, then she storms up on Leyla again. Leyla ROCKS Skye! And ROCKS her again, and again! Skye DECKS Leyla for it! Skye then drags Leyla back up, whips her into a corner hard, then goes to the opposite end. The fans fire up as Skye runs, handsprings and FOREARMS! Skye grins, whips corner to corner, but Leyla reverses to SAIDO! Leyla storms up, wheelbarrow and GERMAN SUPLEX!

Leyla has the fans rallying up as she takes aim. Skye stirs, Leyla puts her in a drop zone, then goes up. But Skye CLUBS Leyla! Skye then tucks Leyla in for CHEEKY NANDOS! Leyla wobbles on the ropes, Skye turns her around and climbs up after her. Skye fires forearms, brings Leyla up, but Leyla fights the lift! Leyla CLUBS Skye, CLUBS her again and again, then adjusts to SUPER SUNSET FLIP GERMAN SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Skye survives and Leyla is shocked! Leyla won’t stop, though, she puts Skye in a drop zone again and goes back up. But Skye hits ropes to trip Leyla up! SUPERKICK! Skye roars, and she brings Leyla up for a fireman’s carry! T K O!!

Roll back, DRAGON SLEEPER!! Leyla TAPS, Skye wins!

Winner: Skye Blue, by submission

Skye has a smug smile as she comes out on top. But who will she be aiming for after AEW passes through the Gateway City?

 

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC & FTR!

Collision’s main event is like an extra large Dynasty appetizer! The Rainmaker and the Bastard will battle for the AEW Continental Championship while Matthew & Nicholas will battle Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood for the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Who will have satisfaction just 24 hours ahead of the main course?

The trios sort out and Pac starts against Okada in a sampler of their match, but this is also how things went on Wednesday. Pac and Okada circle as the fans rally and duel. The two approach, but then The Bucks sneak up! Pac DECKS Nick and ROCKS Matt first, and then he SOBATS Okada! Pac bumps Okada off buckles, whips corner to corner to bump him off more buckles, then he stomps the legs! Pac BOOTS Okada, brings him around and ROCKS him. Pac knees low, brings Okada around and bumps off buckles. Tag to Cash, he adds stomps, then UPPERCUTS! Tag back to Pac, and they whip Okada to ropes.

The Bucks save Okada and get him out! The fans boo but then Dax joins in, and the #TopBastards TRIPLE BASEBALL SLIDE! They send Bucks and Okada into barriers, fire off hands, and Pac SMACKS Okada off the desk! Cash UPPERCUTS Matt, Pac brings Okada around and puts him in the ring. Tag to Dax, he and Pac stomp Okada then bump him off buckles. Dax CHOPS, the fans “WOO~” and Dax CHOPS again. Okada gets in Dax’s face, then ROCKS him! Dax CHPOS, Okada fires a forearm, repeat! Okada DECKS Dax, tags Matt, and Matt runs up, but into a HIP TOSS! Dax bumps Matt off buckles to tag Cash.

FTR DOUBLE HEADBUTT Matt down! Cash UPPERCUTS, CHOPS and then tags Pac. Pac brings Matt up but Matt CLAWS Pac’s face! Tag to Okada, he CLUBS Pac, but Pac CLUBS back! Pac bumps Okada off buckles, tags Dax, and Dax CHOPS! Dax wrenches, tags Pac back, and Pac goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Pac slithers around, clamps onto Okada, but the Bucks run in! FTR trips the Bucks but no Sharpshooters here! The Bucks mug Pac to stop the Brutalizer! The ref reprimands but the Bucks TOSS Pac. Okada tags Nick, and then the Elite run, only for Pac & FTR to dodge the triple baseball slides!

Pac & FTR mug the Bucks & Okada, SMACK them off steps, and Pac brings Okada around to SMACK off the apron! It’s chaos around ringside while Collision goes picture in picture!

Dax TOSSES Nick into the crowd, Pac stands on Okada’s neck, but Matt sends Cash into steel steps now! Dax TOSSES Nick back to ringside, Cash RAMS Matt into apron, into barrier, then puts him in the ring. Pac stomps Okada around while Dax ROCKS Matt! Dax SMACKS Matt off steps, Pac leaves Okada behind, and he tags Cash. Cash storms up on Nick to fire off haymakers! Cash CHOPS, CHOPS and CHPOS again! Cash climbs up the corner to rain down fists! Matt storms over, Cash DECKS him, then Okada tries. Cash DECKS Okada, but Nick brings Cash down! Nick runs up, but into BOOTS!

Okada & Matt trip Cash to YANK him backwards into the post! Nick sucker punches Pac, too! Dax is furious but the ref keeps him back, allowing Okada to drag Cash out and RAM him into barriers! Matt steps on Cash’s head, Okada steps on Cash’s back. Okada puts Cash in, Nick stomps Cash around, then Nick CHOKES Cash with his suit vest! The ref reprimands, Nick lets off, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns again and Okada tags Matt. Matt brings Cash around to ROCK him, ROCK him again, and again! Matt stomps a mudhole, the ref has to keep Pac and Dax back, an the Bucks soak up the heat. Matt stands Cash up to DECK him, but fans chant “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” Some fans boo those fans, but Matt snapmares Chas to chinlock. Matt grinds Cash down, Cash endures and kicks around, but Matt has Cash on the mat. Dax coaches Cash, the fans rally up, and Cash fights back up. Cash get a BIG back suplex! Hot tag to Nick, and he CLOBBERS Cash! Nick whips Cash hard into buckles, then storms up on him.

Nick snapmares Cash, tags Okada, and Okada slingshot SENTONS! Okada taunts Pac, stomps Cash, and tags Matt. Matt taunts Dax, but Cash JABS! JABS! JABS! Matt CLAWS the eyes! The ref reprimands, but Matt runs, only for Cash to duck the crossbody! The fans fire up as Cash hot tags Pac! Matt tags Nick but Pac rallies all the same! Pac whips, Nick reverses but Pac CLOBBERS him again! Pac SOBATS, KICKS, SOBATS and runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up with Pac and he reels Nick in to snap BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Matt breaks it! Matt DECKS Dax, Nick tags Okada. The ref reprimands but The Elite gets Pac up.

Okada whips Pac to a corner, sends Matt in, but Pac TOSSES him out! Nick runs in, but Pac TOSSES him, too! Okada runs up, Pac dodges to SNAP GERMAN! The fans fire up again as Pac then builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP onto The Bucks! Pac goes up but Okada ROCKS him! Dax ROCKS Okada! Dax reels Okada in, Pac goes up, MINDBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives the piledriver but Pac hurries up top again! But Matt PENALTY KICKS Dax! Pac KICKS Matt, ELBOWS him, then BOOTS Nick! But Okada BOOTS Pac! Cash runs up but Okada DECKS him! Okada distracts the ref so Nick can set Pac up and RAM him into steel steps!

The fans boo as The Buck smug Pac with WOOOOO energy drink cans! The Bucks put Pac in, the ref is suspicious but Okada whips Pac to ropes. FLAPJACK! The fans rally as Collision goes picture in picture once again.

Okada tags Nick, he stays between Pac and FTR, then he stomps Pac around. Nick covers, but he also CHOKES Pac! The ref reprimands, Cash almost gets in but the ref keeps him back. Nick has Pac, Matt tags in, and the Bucks double whip to DOUBLE ELBOW! Matt mocks FTR, the ref reprimands but Matt covers, TWO! Matt drags Pac up, eggs him on, but Pac fires forearms! Matt scoops Pac and hits a BACKBREAKER! Tag to Nick, SLINGSHOT LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! FTR was ready but the ref has them stand down. Nick facelocks Pac to grind him down, and even headstands to put more weight on the hold.

Nick headstands, drops down, then squeezes tight. The fans rally as Pac fights back up, throws body shots, and ROCKS Nick! Pac runs, into a WHEEL KICK! Tag to Matt, he stays between Pac and FTR, and Collision returns to single picture. Matt brings Pac up, reels him in, and goes for the corner, but Pac RANAS Matt into Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Nick tags in, runs up on Pac, but gets a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER for it! The fans fire up and FTR coach Pac to get going! Pac and Nick crawl, hot tag to Dax! Dax JABS, JABS, JABS and DECKS Nick! DECKS Matt! DECKS Nick! Dax whips, Nick reveres but Dax reverses back to short arm LARIAT!

Dax CHOPS and ROCKS Nick over and over in the corner! Okada runs up to CLUB Dax! Okada whips, Dax reverses, short arm, but Okada dodges! But then Dax switches, suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Dax runs up but Nick ELBOWS him! Nick goes up, but Dax trips him! Matt runs up, Dax DECKS him! Nick is in the Tree of Woe, Pac and Cash YANK Matt into the Tree! Both Bucks get a face full, and then Cash tags in! SLINGSHOT POWER GERMAN, then Cash adds the jackknife bridge! TWO!!! Nick survives but Dax tags in! FTR gets Nick up, BOOSTED- NO, ick slips free! Matt DECKS Cash, Okada tags in, Nick ELBOWS Dax!

Matt runs up on Dax, Dax ducks and the SUPERKICK hits Nick! Dax fakes Matt out to DDT! But Okada kicks low to DDT back! The fans fire up and Okada snarls as he looms over Dax. Okada kicks Dax around, eggs him on, and Dax stands. Dax fires forearms but Okada just eggs him on more! Dax CHOPS, ROCKS and repeat! The fans fire up, Dax runs, but into the DROPKICK! Okada roars, ripcords, RAIN- NO, Dax ducks that to ripcord and TRIP Okada! Step through and SHARPSHOOTER! Cash and Pac keep the Bucks out!! Okada endures but the Bucks get in to DOUBLE SUPERKICK!! Okada is free but the ref reprimands.

Matt and Nick coordinate with Okada, they meet at the corner to ELBOW DOUBLE GIRI COMBO!! Okada hits the REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Nick hits a SHINING WIZARD! Matt goes up to MACHO ELBOW!! Cover, but Pac & Cash break it!! The Elite CLOBBER FTR & Pac, then get a man each. “This is Awesome!” as Nick runs up at Cash, but Cash TOSSES him! Dax puts Matt up top, Pac TOSSES Okada! They all go up top, Pac tags in off Dax! SUPERPLEX for the Power, DIVING SPLASH for the Glory, and then the 450 SPLASH for the hell of it! Cover, Okada & Nick barrel in to break it! All six men are down and the fans are thunderous!

The fans rally as the trios regroup and stand across from each other. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but there’s still Rampage to do after this! The trios brawl, forearms for forearms! FTR get the edge on the Bucks, Okada gets the edge on Pac. FTR runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Okada runs, but into a SUPERKICK! But then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Pac, into the stolen SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, TWO!!! Pac survives and the fans fire up! But then The Bucks get Pac up, for the E V P TRIGGER!!! Cover, Cash breaks it!!! Nick whips, Cash TOSSES Nick! Matt kicks, Cash blocks and Dax whips! THE REAL SHATTER MACHINE!!!

But Okada runs up, so Dax DUMPS him out! But Okada and Nick drag Dax out! SUPERKICK and DDT to the floor! Cash DIVES onto Nick and Okada!! Pac goes up, to BLACK ARROW!! Cover, Pac & FTR win!!

Winners: Pac & FTR, by pinfall

The Elite is pissed and they attack Pac! The fans boo as they beat down Pac and CHOKE Cash! But here comes Daniel Garcia! The Dragonslayer is still a friend to FTR and he swings wild on The Elite! But that’s still 3v1 and it catches up to him! Cash and Pac get back up, as does Dax, and the brawl turns tides again! They have Okada alone, and they pinball him with forearms and haymakers! Pac hops on for a FLOATING BRUTALIZER!! Okada endures, drops this knees, and The Bucks drag him out of the ring! The fans boo as The Elite is in retreat! But will there be no running from what The Bastard does to The Rainmaker at Dynasty?


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