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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (4/14/22)

The champion wants her belt back!

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Will Meiko Satomura get her face-to-face with Isla Dawn?

Though she is NXT UK Women’s Champion, Meiko Satomura had her belt literally stolen from her by Isla Dawn! Will she make the Wicked Witch give it back?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Coffey Brothers VS Jack Starz & Dave Mastiff; Starz & Mastiff win.
  • Eliza Alexander w/ Xia Brookside VS Angel Hayze; Eliza wins.
  • A-Kid VS Teoman w/ Die Familie; Teoman wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Coffey Brothers VS Jack Starz & Dave Mastiff!

Joe & Mark may have some tension over the Heritage Cup, but being brothers, they’re banding together to get going in the tag division! But will they be able to get past the Bomber duo? Or will Gallus Boys not be on top?

The teams sort out and Mastiff starts against- Well, Mark wants to start but Joe insists. Mark lets him and Joe ties up with Mastiff. They break, go again, and break again. Mastiff throws a hand but Joe hits back! They tie up again, Joe headlocks but Mastiff powers out. They ram shoulders but neither man falls! Joe talks some smack, they both run, and they ram shoulders again! Joe and Mastiff try again, Joe leaps but Mastiff CLOBBERS him outta the air! Tag to Starz but Joe hip tosses him down! Joe wrenches Starz, tags Mark, and the Coffey Brothers double wrench and toss Starz for a double CHOP!

Mark arm-drags Starz, grinds the arm, but Starz endures. Fans rally and sing, Mark wrenches Starz and tags Joe back in. The brothers double wrench and double atomic drop! Starz staggers into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Joe keeps hold to SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Starz is showing that Bomber toughness but Joe wrenches the arm again. Tag back to Mark, and he CLUBS Starz’s arm. Mark grinds the armlock again but fans rally up. Starz fights, waistlocks, but Mark tags Joe before the O’Conner Roll! Starz uppercuts Joe first! And again! Joe gets a body shot, some haymakers, but Starz EuroUppers and dropkicks!

Starz tackles Joe to the corner! Tag to Mastiff, and Mastiff throws body shots before he whips Joe into the corner! And then whips him in again! And then whips him in a third time! Joe comes back to RAM Mastiff, swings on Starz, and manages to scoop Mastiff?! But Starz dropkicks it over! Mastiff covers, TWO! Joe is still in this and fans rally again. Mastiff bumps Joe off buckles, tags Starz in, and Starz digs his forearm in before he throws a shot. Joe hits back but Starz CLUBS Joe down then CLOBBERS him! Tag back to Mastiff, Starz holds Joe down for Mastiff to stomp. Mastiff then scoops Joe to SLAM him!

Tag back to Starz and Mastiff hits a SENTON! Starz slingshots for a SPLASH! Cover, TWO! The Iron King is showing his mettle but Starz CLUBS him more. Joe throws body shots and then scoops Starz. Starz fights that and Joe’s ribs bother him. Starz puts Joe in the corner, tag to Mastiff, and Mastiff brings Joe out to HEADBUTT! Joe falls but fans rally up. Mark coaches his brother as Mastiff brings Joe up. Mastiff DECKS Joe with that uppercut! Tag to Starz, and Mastiff gives him a boost, ASSISTED SENTON! Cover, TWO! But Starz keeps Joe down with a chinlock! Fans continue to rally, Joe fights his way up and throws body shots.

Starz shoves but Joe whips him away! Mastiff tags in, Joe scoops for a POERSLAM! Mastiff waistlocks Joe for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Joe ends up in the Bomber corner, but also on the apron. Mark tries to coach his brother but Mastiff stands Joe up. Joe ROCKS Mastiff first! Joe climbs, throws another hand, then leaps to missile dropkick! Fans fire up as Joe and Mastiff are both down! A standing count starts, both men crawl for their corners, hot tags to Starz and Mark! Mark rallies on Starz with big shoulders and Polish Hammers! Mark puts Starz in a corner, uppercuts then whips corner to corner!

Mark runs in, big back body block! Then a FLYING BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Mark drags Starz right up to wrench and back suplex, but Starz slips out! Starz runs, but into a back drop! Mark covers, Mastiff breaks it! Then Mastiff CLOBBERS Joe! Mark DECKS Mastiff! Mark deadlifts Starz, but Starz fights the waistlock and switches. Mark switches back, but Starz arm-drags free and dropkicks Mark to a corner! Mark rebounds off buckles, into a back drop from Starz! Fans fire up, Starz tags Mastiff! Mastiff gets Mark up, but Mark elbows free of the waistlock! GAMANGIRI! Down goes Mastiff!

Mark runs, but Joe tags in before the SLIDING FOREARM! Mark covers but the ref explains, and Joe hurries his brother away! Mark is confused, but he lets Joe take this. Joe spins, into a fireman’s carry! ROLLING SENTON and tag to Starz! Starz hauls Joe up, for a POWERBOMB!! High stack, Starz & Mastiff win!?!

Winners: Jack Starz & Dave Mastiff, by pinfall

Mark is beside himself! He had this won but his brother’s ego got in the way again! Starz & Mastiff get a massive win here, will they soon be aiming at those NXT UK Tag Team Championships? As for Joe, he and Mark get heated, but Wolfgang hurries out to cool them down. Joe still wants to argue but Mark doesn’t get it. Will Gallus fall apart as the Iron King keeps thinking about himself?

 

NXT UK looks back at last week’s title match.

Another instant classic of brutality for THE NXT UK Championship as Ilja Dragunov and Roderick Strong gave it their all. But in the end, UNBESIEGBAR withstood the pressure. Afterward, media asks him his opinion of Strong. He wanted them to wait a moment, he needed to catch his breath from that “near-death experience.” He found Strong backstage, and Strong was the one to say that Dragunov is special. They will see each other again. Dragunov looks forward to it. They shake hands, though Dragunov’s arm bothered him. Jordan Devlin walks in and mocking this “family moment.”

Devlin says Strong is lucky, dodging the Irish Ace. But Dragunov isn’t so lucky. When Devlin said “empty arena,” he didn’t mean tables and chairs and stairs. It was about not beating Devlin 1v1. Dragunov may have the title, but Devlin’s still the ace. Dragunov snarls as Devlin walks away, will we get another brutal instant classic between Czar and ace?

 

NXT UK hears from Sam Gradwell and Kenny Williams.

The Thunderstorm says, “Kenny Williams, you silly little boy. You horrible little school bug decided to stick your nose where it didn’t belong.” But the Scum of the Earth asks Gradwell if he wants to know why Kenny chose him. “Because you’ve got the biggest mouth. And I wanted to be the one to shut you up.” Gradwell says Kenny has no idea who he is or where he comes from. Gradwell grew up in the slums of Blackpool, and what it’s like to starve. He can’t bring Kenny to Gradwell’s street, but he can bring those streets to Kenny. That is what’s gonna happen in this Back Alley Brawl!

Kenny says Gradwell chose this! He wanted a match with Kenny, bringing the streets to him. Well Gradwell should relax. He just made the biggest mistake of his life! When they have it out, Gradwell will prove Kenny is just a scared little boy begging for attention. But Kenny says that what he’ll do to Gradwell when no one can stop him, “you don’t wanna find out.” Gradwell says there is nothing Kenny can take from him that hasn’t been taken before. Kenny is ruthless and resilient, because he’s the Scum of the Earth. But Gardwell says Kenny can’t hang with him in a Back Alley Brawl. Kenny will never forget the day he picked a fight with Gradwell.

This match- no, this FIGHT, is happening next week! Two men enter, but only one man will leave on his own power! Who survives NXT UK’s most brutal match yet?

 

Meiko Satomura heads to the ring!

The Final Boss’ reign is still going at just over 300 days, but the reason she doesn’t have the NXT UK Women’s Championship is because Isla Dawn refused to leave without it in her possession! The Wicked Witch has taunted Meiko with the title itself, but Meiko has a mic to say, “I am here to speak, Isla Dawn. Isla, you have something that belongs to me. COME HERE, and bring me my NXT UK Women’s Championship!” Isla obliges by making her way out to the ring. “Oh, Meiko~.” Isla says she is just blown away at Meiko’s kindness at extending an invite this time. Isla laughs as the lights, and the mood, start to change.

“Sadly, it’s not me you want to see, is it?” Don’t get her wrong, Meiko surely misses the title terribly. In their short time together, Isla has grown quite attached to it. And oh, have they reveled in purgatory together! But… Isla is willing to temporarily give this back. But on one teeny tiny condition: they have a rematch. And it’ll be under Isla’s own “chaotic” rules. Isla laughs then admires the belt. Isla carefully sets the belt down before Meiko, gives it a kiss, and says Meiko should take one last look at it. “Soon, it will be all mine!” Isla laughs and Meiko carefully picks the belt up. Meiko has already told Isla, if she wants to fight, she only has to ask.

But then Isla spits BLACK MIST at Meiko! Fans boo as Meiko writhes and tries to clear her eyes! Isla says her “ascension” will take place in HER domain! “In a world of darkness~!” Isla laughs again, but what does she mean by all that? What rules will Isla use to being her reign in NXT UK?

 

NXT UK Media interviews Amale.

They want to know if she will be watching the in-ring debut of Xia Brookside’s friend, Eliza Alexander. Of course she will. And Amale wants to use this time to warn her and Xia that while we’ve seen her sweet side, they can’t get it twisted. She is still full of rage, and it is only a matter of time until she gets her hands on Xia and Eliza. Then she’ll show them just what an angry French Hope looks like!

 

NXT UK share what happened during the break.

Gallus was not done arguing things out, as they could be heard from inside their own locker room. Joe stormed out of the room and the reporters asked what was wrong, but Wolfgang told Mark to just let Joe do whatever before slamming the door. Is the Gallus kingdom about to crumble?

 

NXT UK hears from Wild Boar and Mark Andrews.

Subculture’s high-fiving, stage-diving, skateboarder rockstar says, “People might not know this, but me and the Wild Boar, we’ve got a 15 year friendship. And out of all those years, the only time we weren’t on the same page was when Eddie Dennis got in the Boar’s head.” In Andrews’ culture, friends are supposed to stand united. Boar tells Dennis, “I know you’re scared to face me one-on-one, because when I get my hands on you, I will rip you limb from limb!” Andrews calms Boar down, they both want to get after Dennis, but it’s about fighting him mentally first. Dennis will never give someone a fair fight, he always wants the odds in his favor.

So that’s why Andrews and his chair are here! They’ll even those odds! Boar tells Symbiosis, “You are the hunted! BOAR! BOAR! BOAR!” Will Dennis, T-Bone and Primate have to watch their backs from now on?

 

Eliza Alexander w/ Xia Brookside VS Angel Hayze!

The French Hope has put the “princesses of pro-wrestling” on notice, but #LizzyEvo and daddy’s girl Xia aren’t going to sweat that. Will Eliza make a big impact in her first match here in NXT UK? Or will Angel leave her in a haze?

The bell rings and fans rally for Angel as she tie sup with Eliza. Angel gets the arm but Eliza CLUBS her right away! Eliza headlocks, grinds Angel down, but Angel fights with body shots. Angel powers out, things speed up, and Angel sobats hard! Angel runs, and dropkicks Eliza down! Angel hurries to then roll Eliza up, TWO! Eliza runs in, Angel gets around and waistlocks, but Eliza pries the hold open to switch. Eliza RAMS Angel into buckles, then CLOBBERS her from behind! Cover, TWO! Eliza tells fans to shut up, then she stalks Angel to a corner. Eliza throws a hard body shot! Fans boo but Eliza just stalks Angel.

Angel throws a shot of her own but Eliza CLUBS her down! Eliza drags Angel up, snapmares her through and then KICKS her in the back! Cover, ONE! Xia says the count should be faster! Eliza drags Angel up as fans are all behind Angel. Eliza bumps Angel off buckles hard, then stalks Angel again. Eliza KNEES Angel in the side, but fans boo again. Eliza soaks up the heat, KICKS Angel again, then talks some trash. She KNEES Angel again, and Xia is very pleased. Eliza brings Angel up, kicks her around, kicks her some more, then reels her in, only for Angel to get around and throw forearms and uppercuts!

Angel DECKS Eliza and fans fire up! Angel back body blocks in the corner, runs and SLINGBLADES Eliza down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Angel but Xia coaches Eliza. Angel aims from a corner, tunes up the band, and Eliza stands. Angel runs in but Eliza blocks the kick to throw Angel down! Eliza then LARIATS Angel! Eliza still isn’t done, she drags Angel up by her hair, runs and SLIDING KNEES!! Cover, Eliza wins!

Winner: Eliza Alexander, by pinfall

Xia celebrates like Eliza just won a title! But Eliza did show she can just about take someone’s head off. Will Eliza and Xia take over NXT UK together, no matter who stands in their way?

 

NXT UK Media interviews Emilia McKenzie.

Millie has been here for over a year now, and has been building quite a winning streak. What’s the reason for that? Well, hard work pays off. And when you train with the best in Meiko Satomura, it’s hard not to follow in her footsteps. But Stevie Turner overhears this and says, “Wow, wow! I’m in awe of you, I really am.” Millie is so happy in her position here. In a world where everyone’s fighting to be number one, Millie chooses to be number two. But Stevie is well aware that Meiko chose Millie, too, because she doesn’t see Millie as a threat. Just something to think about. Stevie heads out, but will Millie show her just how strong second place can be?

 

NXT UK hears from Moustache Mountain and their challengers.

Trent Seven says, “They say that history is only written by the winners. Here in NXT UK, that’s bang on.” Tyler Bate says, “You’re looking at a pair of history-makers.” Seven has tricks up his sleeve because he and Tyler have to keep these titles! It’s all about winning! But Oliver Carter says Seven needed to swat Ashton Smith’s leg off the ropes, he needed to cheat, because he was desperate. It showed everyone that Smith & Carter are the real best tag team in NXT UK. Seven & Bate may have knocked the hottest tag team down, but they’re coming for those titles. They need those titles.

These two teams went 1-1 in 1v1, and despite the controversy, Seven says a win is a win. Smith asks Bate how he can stand by a man who doesn’t have the confidence in himself to win cleanly against Smith & Carter. Seven says he’s made it clear! He- they will do anything and everything to keep the titles! But no more disrespect and no more cheating. Their tag title rematch is TWO OUTTA THREE FALLS! The hottest tag team under the sun is gonna burn down the cabin atop Moustache Mountain! But Tyler says that if you do not learn from history, you are doomed to repeat it. So history will repeat itself here as it always does.

Smith says we will know once and for all who is the best tag team in NXT UK. And you’re looking at them right now! Will Smith & Carter not just be the hottest tag team under the sun, but will they become the freshest champions on the brand?

 

A-Kid VS Teoman w/ Die Familie!

The Spanish Sensation may have had a great showing in the States, but he is back in NXT UK to stand up to The Babo. Will A-Kid be able to blind the Evil Eye and derail Die Familie’s dominance? Or has Teoman already seen the future of A-Kid’s failures?

The bell rings and A-Kid circles with Teoman. Fans taunt Die Familie as Teoman and AK tie up. AK gets a waistlock but Teoman wrenches free. AK rolls away and the two reset. They feel out the grapple to knuckle locks, but AK waistlocks to drag Teoman down. AK gets a facelock, gator rolls then covers, ONE! Teoman scrambles to a corner and fans applaud while cheering AK on. Teoman and AK circle again, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Teoman puts AK in a corner. AK goes up as the ref counts, and he boots from above! Teoman swings wild but AK stays away. The two go again, AK headlocks for a takeover, but Teoman keeps shoulders up.

Teoman claws AK’s face to get the headscissors! He holds tight as AK tries to kip up, but then AK moves around. AK headstands, turns Teoman over and rolls back to tie up the legs. Fans rally as AK chinbars Teoman, and puts pressure on the back. Teoman resists the Bow ‘n’ Arrow but AK still gets him up! Teoman pops out to a cover, TWO! AK trips Teoman, has a toehold, but Teoman sits up. AK twists the foot more, but Teoman kicks free with the other leg. Teoman snapmares, chinlocks and he grinds AK down. Teoman gets the arms to make it a straitjacket stretch! AK endures, even as Teoman digs his forehead into the neck.

AK fights up as fans rally, and he arm-drags free! AK ducks and dodges and springboards to arm-drag and dropkick! Cover, TWO! Teoman gets to ropes, AK whips him but Teoman holds ropes to avoid the roundhouse! Dempsey distracts and Teoman tosses AK out! Raja trips AK up and Teoman WRECKS him with a dropkick! Fans boo as Die Familie uses their numbers, “You’re Not Brothers!” AK gets up and in as the ref counts, but Teoman CLUBS him! Teoman stands AK up, turns him, HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Teoman clamps on with a chinlock and he leans on AK.

AK endures as fans rally but Teoman thrashes him around. Teoman traps one arm while keeping on the chinlock. AK fights up and throws big forearms! AK headlocks, Teoman powers out and CLOBBERS him from behind! AK is stuck in the ropes, and Teoman stands on AK’s head to choke him! Teoman talks trash to the fans but the ref counts! Teoman lets off at 4, AK CHOPS back! Teoman JABS AK in the ear! Teoman stands AK up but AK KICKS away on a leg! Teoman hobbles around but AK KICKS his feet out from under him! But Teoman scoops to SLAM AK! Both men are down as Teoman checks his leg.

Teoman stalks AK but AK headbutts low. Teoman drops an elbow on the back of the head! Cover, TWO! Teoman scowls, drags AK up but AK ROCKS him! And CHOPS him! And ROCKS and COHPS some more! Teoman throws body shots then grinds AK with a chinbar. AK powers Teoman to a corner and the ref counts. Teoman shoves AK, BOOTS him, then shoves him again. Teoman runs in, but AK avoid the sliding forearm to victory roll and PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! AK gets the leg, PERFECT PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Teoman survives but the fans are all behind AK. AK wraps on a SLEEPER!

Teoman endures, fights to his feet, but AK shifts around to a GUILLOTINE! Teoman throws body shots, then goes to suplex, but AK is after an arm! Teoman wrenches back and BODY SHOTS, to a HALF HATCH FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans stay fired up for AK as he and Teoman are both down. AK crawls, Teoman drags him up, and has a chicken wing. Teoman then spins AK, fisherman, USHIGOROSHI! AK sits up, into the SLIDING FOREARM!! Cover, TWO!?! Teoman can’t believe it! How did AK even survive that chicken wing neckbreaker? Teoman ROCKS AK with a forearm, but AK hits back!

Teoman forearms, AK forearms back! AK fires off more, but Teoman kicks low! Teoman whips, AK reverses, but Teoman handsprings, into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Teoman wrenches, but AK gets that arm for an ARMBAR! Teoman clasps hands, fights around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! AK lets go, but he basement dropkicks Teoman into ropes! AK then goes to the apron and he drags Teoman out there with him. Teoman throws body shots and forearms in return! But AK KANGAROO KICKS! AK falls to the floor but Teoman is inside the ring! Teoman sits up and sees AK struggling. Teoman goes out and runs in again, but he forearms the steps as AK moves!!

Teoman clutches his wrist and AK gest in the ring. Die Familie checks on their leader, we’re past 5 of 10. AK goes up and TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS! But Die Familie gets Teoman clear! Fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” but Teoman hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Teoman puts AK in, covers, TWO!! AK is still in this and Teoman roars! Teoman drags AK into the dragon sleeper, ROLLING INVERTED DDT!! Cover, Teoman wins!!

Winner: Teoman, by pinfall

Die Familie helps out again, and The Babo has a win over the inaugural Heritage Cup Champion! Teoman says, “The Eye saw everything!” Will Teoman also be seeing a title opportunity of his own in the near future?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for NXT UK, with a lot of great hype for the coming weeks. Great highlight reel for Dragunov VS Strong, as well as a post-match promo from them and Devlin. As much as I wanted Devlin to try for the Heritage Cup next, he is definitely the next choice for an NXT UK Championship match. Though that’s mostly because they haven’t built anyone else up to do it. We also got a really good NXT UK Tag Team Championship vignette, and Seven is doing a perfect job playing like he’s not selfishly clinging to the belts. Being two outta three, the titles could go either way and Moustache Mountain will play it perfectly no matter what.

Gradwell and Kenny have a great vignette to hype up their match. A Back Alley Brawl is just an awesome move for this story, that match is going to be wild, and the outcome can definitely go either way believably since there are basically no rules. Boar and Andrews have a good promo together, it sounds like Andrews is just going to be Boar’s corner man to keep T-Bone and Primate back. Guess Flash Morgan Webster still isn’t back yet, but maybe the feud continues until he is for a big Six Man.

Great stuff in the opener out of Gallus as the Coffey Brothers do very well until it comes time to finish the match. Mastiff & Starz get a great win out of this, and if nothing else, Joe’s ego is going to lead to Coffey VS Coffey. They could break up, could make themselves stronger, but it’ll be good stuff either way. Good interview promo from Millie and a good add-on from Stevie Turner. They’ll of course have a match and I bet Millie wins that to keep her win streak going. Meiko and Isla have a good segment together, and I like Isla basically referencing Malakai/Aleister Black with the mist. I can’t wait to see what stipulations Isla suggests for this rematch.

Really good promo from Amale to keep us aware that the old Heel rage is still part of her Face character. And a pretty good match for Eliza’s first in NXT UK. Still predicting Amale VS Eliza happens first, and if Amale wins, she gets her rematch with Xia. If nothing else, Xia and Eliza should really be considered for NXT UK’s first women’s tag team to go after the NXT Women’s Tag Team Championships. And of course, a very good main event out of A-Kid VS Teoman. Die Familie of course had a part to play, and that gives Teoman the win. A-Kid is basically moving on to NXT USA anyway, so him putting Teoman over makes sense. But while Dar is a Heel, Teoman isn’t challenging for the cup. Though, I could see them turning Dar since he’s hilarious and fans love him anyway.

My Score: 8.4/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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