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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (9/9/22)

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SmackDown 2022

The Monster Among Men is back!

Braun Strowman returned to the WWE on Monday Night Raw, and now he’s coming to SmackDown! Will he step up and challenge the Tribal Chief?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Brawling Brutes VS Imperium; Imperium wins.
  • Aliyah & Raquel Rodriguez VS Toxic Attraction; Aliyah & Raquel win.
  • SmackDown Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 5 Way Elimination Match: Ronda Rousey VS Natalya VS Sonya Deville VS Xia Li VS Lacey Evans; Rousey wins and will challenge Liv Morgan for the title at Extreme Rules.
  • 8 Man Tag: Hit Row & The Street Profits VS Los Lotharios & Maximum Male Models; Hit Row & The Profits win.
  • Drew McIntyre VS Solo Sikoa w/ The Bloodline; McIntyre wins, by disqualification.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Brawling Brutes VS Imperium!

As if the battling before and during Clash at the Castle wasn’t big enough, now we get a massive 3v3 to start the night in Seattle! Sheamus, Ridge Holland & “Butch” Pete Dunne take on GUNTHER, Ludwig Kaiser, and Giovanni Vinci, which side of this will still be standing when it’s all over?

The teams sort out and the Pride of Italy starts against “Ridge the Fridge.” They circle, tie up, and Vinci waistlocks to CLUB Ridge! And CLUB him again! Vinci whips, Ridge reverses and they RAM shoulders, but neither man falls! Ridge eggs Vinci on but he kicks low and headlocks. Ridge powers out but Ludwig tags in, Vinci springboard CROSSBODIES Ridge down! Ludwig drags Ridge up to cravat and snapmares to then scrape his soles off Ridge’s face! Basement uppercut and cover, TWO! Ludwig drags Ridge up to ROCK him with a haymaker. Tag to Vinci and Imperium mugs Ridge. Vinci EuroUppers and tries to scoop, but Ridge is too big!

Ridge scoops Vinci and carries him, but Vinci slips out. Vinci runs, but into a hip toss! Ridge runs Vinci over! Tag to Dunne and Ridge underhooks Vinci, SHOGTUN BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Dunne hammerlocks an arm to keep Vinci down. Dunne then bends Vinci’s arm, BENDS the fingers, and isolates the arm to STOMP it! Dunne stalks Vinci to a corner, wrenches the arm, but Vinci ROCKS Dunne! Tag to Gunther! Der Ring General and Bruiserweight meet again! Dunne CHOPS away but Gunther choke grips. Dunne BENDS fingers! Gunther breaks free to CHOP Dunne down! Sheamus scowls but Gunther eggs him on.

Fans fire up and Dunne backs away, Sheamus tags in! Dunne is a bit surprised, but now the Celtic Warrior and Gunther are giving us an Intercontinental Championship match revisit! They circle and fans are thunderous as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Ludwig has Ridge in a headlock. Ridge breaks free to choke grip Ludwig, but Ludwig breaks free to CHOP! But Ridge clamps on again and HEADBUTTS Ludwig down! But Ludwig sweeps the legs and Ridge hits ropes! Ludwig then POSTS Ridge in the Imperium corner! Tag to Vinci and they put Ridge in the ropes. Vinci and Ludwig go side to side and meet at the corner with DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Vinci pushes Ridge in, kicks Ridge around, and taunts the Brutes. Vinci then stomps and CLUBS Ridge before he drags him up. Vinci snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Vinci keeps cool as he drags Ridge over.

Tag to Gunther and Imperium mugs Ridge. Gunther brings Ridge up and suplexes, but Ridge fights that off! Ridge tries to suplex Gunther but Gunther fights it! They fight for control but Gunther just wrenches out and CHOPS Ridge down! Then he sucker BOOTS Sheamus and DECKS Dunne! Fans boo but the ref has to keep Dunne back. Gunther stomps Ridge, tags Ludwig, and the Impeccable German kicks Ridge around. Ludwig taunts Ridge then SLAPS him! Ridge snarls and he picks Ludwig up for a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up and Ridge crawls, hot tags to Vinci and Dunne! Dunne dodges Vinci to GAMANGIRI Ludwig!

Vinci runs in but Dunne dodges and GAMANGIRIS him now! Dunne shoves Vinci down, KNEE DROPS the arm, then shoves to SNAP GERMAN! Dunne STOMPS the hands, and BUZZSAWS Vinci down! Cover, TWO!! But into an ARMBAR!! Dunne has Vinci but Vinci clasps hands. Ludwig runs in, but Dunne picks a leg to get the ARMBAR! The ref has Dunne let off, Ludwig isn’t legal. But then Ludwig distracts the ref so Gunther can CLUB Dunne! Sheamus storms over and fans fire up! They start brawling! Vinci WRECKS Sheamus! Dunne KNEES Gunther down! Fans are thunderous again as the ref tries to figure this out.

“This is Awesome!” as Dunne whips Vinci. Vinci reverses but Dunne BOOTS him! Vinci blocks the next boot to short arm LARIAT! Fans boo as Imperium is back in control and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Gunther EuroUppers Dunne off his feet! Gunther gets the legs for a BOSTON CRAB! Dunne endures as Gunther sits deep! Fans rally, Dunne reaches out for the Brutes, but Gunther drags him away! And shifts to an STF! Dunne BENDS the fingers! Dunne is free but Gunther scoops and SLAMS him! Gunther glares at Sheamus and Sheamus snarls back. Gunther goes back to Dunne, drags him up, fans chant, “We Want Sheamus!” Gunther scoop SLAMS Dunne first! Gunther stomps Dunne, then he CHOPS Ridge down just because! Sheamus dares Gunther to do something, but Dunne fires off KICKS on Gunther!

Gunther blocks, reverses, GERMAN SUPLEXES, but Dunne lands on his feet! Gunther runs in but only gets buckles! Both men crawl, hot tag to Vinci! Vinci keeps Dunne from Sheamus with a wristlock! Dunne reaches for Sheamus, but he powers up to reel Vinci in, ENZIGURI! Both men are down and fans are thunderous again! Hot tags to Ludwig and Sheamus! The Fella rallies on the lieutenant! Sheamus tosses Ludwig out, gives Vinci an IRISH CURSE BACKBRAEKER, and then he has Ludwig hooked up! BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! All the way to TWENTY-FIVE!! Vinci gets up but gets a ROLLING SENTON for his troubles!

Sheamus BLASTS Gunther down! Sheamus fireman’s carries Ludwig to WHITE NOISE him onto Vinci! Fans are all fired up for Sheamus and he aims from the corner. Sheamus pounds his chest, runs in, BROGUE to Vinci! But Ludwig’s legal and he rolls Sheamus up! TWO! Sheamus urns in, blocks a boot but not the KICK! Ludwig runs, into a POWERSLAM! Tag to Ridge and he shouts, “FIGHT NIGHT!” Off comes the elbow pad, for the BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Cover, Gunther CHOPS it apart! Sheamus gets back in and he stares Gunther down. The brawl is on!! Vinci and Dunne fight, too!! And Ridge and Ludwig!

Sheamus throws Gunther out but Gunther drags Sheamus out with him. Dunne and Vinci knock each other down, Sheamus dodges chops to KNEE Gunther! Ludwig kicks Ridge, CLUBS him, but Ridge runs to POUNCE Ludwig! Vinci runs but into Dunne’s BOOT! Dunne leaps, into Vinci’s BRAINBUSTER! Gunther BOOTS Sheamus down!! All six men are down all over the ring! Ridge drags Ludwig up, gut wrenches, but Vinci tags in! Vinci HOTSHOTS Ridge, Ludwig goes up, IMPERIAL BOMB!!! Cover, Imperium wins!!

Winners: Imperium, by pinfall

A war was waged in Seattle, Washington, but the mat has been sanctified by Der Ring General and his soldiers. Will they soon dominate SmackDown, and then all of the WWE?

 

WWE honors the memory of Queen Elizabeth II.

 

The Usos head to the ring, with Sami Zayn!

The Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions and the Honorary Uce are here, all in a great mood after Clash at the Castle saw The Bloodline stay on top of the WWE. Sami gets them all mics, and Sami shouts out Seattle. “The Bloodline is in! Your! City! Throw those ones up! Every single one of you, throw those ones up right now! That’s what I’m talking about. I feel it. You feeling it, Uce?” Jimmy’s feeling it! He and Sami do the handshake, and then Sami hesitates around Jey. There is business to talk about, though. Sami says growing up as a young Honorary Uce… Jey smiles, that was kinda funny. But chill, Jey’s got this.

“To all the haters and all the doubters, your Tribal Chief is still Undisputed WWE Universal Champion.” Fans are torn about that, but Jey says at Clash at the Castle, Roman beat Drew McIntyre on his home turf! Jimmy adds, “Road game!” Little does Drew know just how deep The Bloodline runs. Sami says that’s right, dawg! Jey frowns. But Seattle, get up on your feet, put your ones to the sky, and help them welcome the newest member of The Bloodline, the Street Champion, the Usos’ younger brother, SOLO SIKOA!! Solo makes his way to the ring, knee still in a brace from his injury in NXT, but now a full part of the SmackDown roster.

Solo high-fives his brothers, but Sami wants a hug. Solo says no to that. But Solo gets a mic while fans cheer and jeer. “You come for my family, and I come for you. You create problems, and I finish them. Solo Sikoa is here to stay! And the Bloodline just got bigger and stronger.” Jey says they all the twos, and #WeTheOnes! But here comes Drew McIntyre! He wants payback for the Sikoa screw job in Cardiff! The Usos and Sami get out to give Solo space, but McIntyre has a chair! McIntyre JAMS Solo, but Sami takes the SMACK! The Usos distract McIntyre so Sami and Solo can get out of the ring, and the Bloodline regroups at the ramp!

Fans fire up for the Scottish Warrior, and he calls out Solo for a match TONIGHT! Solo says if McIntyre wants it, then fine! Solo kicks McIntyre’s ass tonight! But will Solo be the one to #KneeltotheSteel?

 

Aliyah & Raquel Rodriguez VS Toxic Attraction!

The Bougie & The Badass may be preparing for a title defense against the team they beat in the tournament finals, but they’ll take on a team that never actually lost their shot! Gigi Dolin & Jacy Jayne are back from NXT, will they spice things up in this second chance?

The teams sort out and Jacy starts against Big Mami Cool. Fans rally but Jacy kicks low. Jacy headlocks, Raquel powers out and swings, but Jacy dodges to mule kick! Jacy CHOPS, howls, then talks trash. But Raquel blocks the whip to whip Jacy into buckles! Raquel then CLOBBERS Jacy, and tags in Aliyah. Raquel bumps Jacy off buckles, then lifts Aliyah for the ROCKET LAUNCHER CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Aliyah keeps on Jacy but Jacy ROCKS her! Jacy fireman’s carries but Aliyah fights free. Aliyah then dodges, springboards, and THESZ PRESSES for fast hands! The ref keeps Gigi back but that distracts Aliyah.

Jacy RAMS Aliyah into the corner, tags Gigi, and Gigi stomps away on Aliyah! Gigi taunts Raquel, whips Aliyah out to send her back in, and then ROCKS Aliyah with a right! Tag to Jacy, Gigi whips Jacy in for a back body block, then Jacy whips Gigi in for a BRONCO BUSTER! Jacy adds a CANNONBALL! Cover, TWO! Jacy drags Aliyah up, tags Gigi in, and Toxic Attraction mugs Aliyah. Gigi cravats, Aliyah fights the snapmare but Gigi powers her through and KICKS her in the back! Gigi taunts Raquel more, drags Aliyah up, but Aliyah throws body shots! Gigi CLUBS Aliyah down, then brings Aliyah around to tag Jacy.

Toxic Attraction double wrench and double kick Aliyah down, to then BUZZSAW and SENTON! Cover, TWO! Jacy is frustrated but she drags Aliyah into a motorcycle stretch. “This is OUR division, now!” Aliyah endures and fans rally up! Raquel is ready, and Aliyah fights up to her feet! Aliyah turns around to KNEE Jacy! Jacy keeps Aliyah from Raquel by pulling hair! Jacy bumps Aliyah off buckles, tags Gigi in, and Gigi whips Jacy in, but Aliyah dodges! Aliyah ELBOWS Gigi, but Gigi keeps her from Raquel! Aliyah ducks ‘n’ dodges to hot tag Raquel! Ricky Desperado rallies on Toxic Attraction! She CLOBBERS Gigi then scoops her for a FALL AWAY SLAM!

Gigi BOOTS Raquel from the corner! But Raquel scoops her for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Raquel goes up, TWISTING VADER! Cover, TWO! Gigi survives but Raquel is having fun now! Raquel drags Gigi up, whips her to ropes, but Gigi BOOTS back! Jacy tags, Toxic Attraction kick, but Aliyah SPEARS Gigi! Raquel suplexes and TOSSES Jacy, to then reel her back in! TEXANA BOMB!! Cover, Raquel & Aliyah win!

Winners: Aliyah & Raquel Rodriguez, by pinfall

The champions have momentum now going into their title defense! Will the Bougie & Badass be able to stop Kai & Sky from taking control?

 

SmackDown Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 5 Way Elimination Match: Ronda Rousey VS Natalya VS Sonya Deville VS Xia Li VS Lacey Evans!

The Baddest Woman on the Planet is back in business! But will she break the Queen of Harts, the Gladiator Gal, the Eliminator and the Model Soldier to get back to Liv Morgan? Or will her growing ego weigh her down in this match?

Liv Morgan is up in the VIP skybox having a drink and watching the show. The bell rings and Ronda finds herself surrounded. Sonya jumps on but Ronda throws her off and gets the arm! Lacy runs in but Ronda BOOTS her down! Natty & Xia mug Ronda together while Sonya slips away. Natty & Xia then throw Ronda out, and Xia rolls Natty up, with feet on the ropes! TWO, and Natty hits a DISCUS on Xia! Natty covers Xia, TWO! Natty has the legs and steps in, but Lacy gets in to use a WOMAN’S RIGHT! Cover, but Sonya KNEES Lacey apart! Sonya kicks Lacey out of the ring, but Ronda drags Sonya out of the ring!

Ronda RAMS Sonya into barriers then gets back in the ring. Ronda finds Natty and gets her arm! ARMBAR!! Natty flails but taps, Ronda ELIMINATES the Queen of Harts! But Lacey CLUBS Ronda and turns her for a NECKBREAKER! Roll back, into an ARMBAR!!! But Xia KNEES Ronda down! Xia CLUBS away on Ronda, rains down palm strikes then stomps and a leg drop! Cover, ONE!! Xia fireman’s carries Ronda but Ronda fights free to drag Xia down, into the ARMBAR! But Lacey rolls Ronda up, TWO! Sonya ROCKS Xia, and clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH! Ronda has the ARMBAR on Lacey! Lacey and Xia tap out, DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!

That just leaves Sonya and Ronda! They stare down and fans fire up. Liv is getting into this match now as the two circle. Sonya puts her hair up, time to square up! The hands fly but Sonya guards. Sonya shoots in to get a leg but Ronda slips around to get a top mount! Ronda rains down forearms, but Sonya kicks free with a leg. Ronda just gets that leg and rolls through into the fireman’s carry! PIPER’S P- NO, Sonya slips into the COBRA CLUTCH! Ronda BACKAPCK ESNTONS, but Sonya holds on! Ronda rolls out of the ring and RAMS Sonya into barriers! Both women are down and fans fire up! And Liv approves.

Ronda puts Sonya in, fireman’s carries again, PIPER’S PIT! But Ronda doesn’t cover, she asks Seattle if they want a souvenir. YES! So she puts on the ANKLE LOCK!! GRAPEVINE!! Sonya taps, Ronda wins!

Winner: Ronda Rousey, by submission (NEW #1 Contender to the SmackDown Women’s Champion)

Liv holds up the belt but Ronda says it’s coming back home with her! Will Ronda be able to undo the controversy at SummerSlam? Or will Liv find a way to go 3-0 against The Baddest Woman on the Planet?

 

The Usos talk with Solo backstage.

The Street Champion’s ready. Tonight’s his big shot. They know this is what he’s been waiting on. Then Sami walks over. Sami and Solo stare down, and Solo says Roman Reigns was right. Solo appreciates the help from Sami. Well, y’know, Roman knows what he’s talking about. Jey grumbles, “Man, please.” Uh, please what? What’s going on? Jimmy says c’mon, tonight isn’t about this, it’s about Solo. They’re making a statement for The Bloodline! YEET. Right, right. Sami wants everyone to know that anything Solo needs, they are all looking out for him. Jey says Solo knows. Sami says he knows Solo knows. He’s just saying.

Jey says McIntyre called Solo out, he has to do it on his own. Solo agrees, he has to do this solo. But if he were to ask for help, he’d ask Sami. Sami goes for a handshake but Jey slaps that down. Change of plans, Uce. They’re all going out there tonight. Well okay, then! Let’s go! The Bloodline is fired up, but is it for the wrong reasons?

 

Ronda runs across Shayna Baszler backstage.

“Check you out, huh?” Great match, Ronda looks unstoppable. Now, she knows Ronda doesn’t need it, but good luck against Liv. Ronda appreciates Shayna putting on a brave face, but she can tell Shayna’s upset after losing to Liv. But y’know what’s better than winning? Revenge. Let Ronda know when Shayna’s ready to break bones and take over the show again. Does the Baddest Woman on the Planet still doubt the Queen of Spades’ resolve?

 

8 Man Tag: Hit Row & The Street Profits VS Los Lotharios & Maximum Male Models!

Top Dolla, Ashante THEE Adonis and B-Fab join forces with Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins to put some haters in their place. Will they humble Humberto Carrillo, Angel Garza, and Max Dupri’s top clients? Or will the Lethal Lovers and the MMM duo titillate the juices of everyone’s guilty pleasures?

The teams sort out and Adonis starts against Mansôör. They circle, Mansoor kicks but Adonis blocks to flip him on his face! Adonis then bumps Mansoor off the buckles, RAMS into him, and Dawkins tags in. Adonis whips Dawkins for the CYCLONE SPLASH and Top Dolla tags in. Dolla taunts Los Lotharios, then runs in to SPLASH Mansoor! Tag to Ford and they feed Mansoor to the LARIAT! Fans fire up and then everyone rushes the “handsome” corner! They all get away and the fans fire up with the #ProfHits as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Mansoor wrangles Adonis down to the mat with a chinlock. Adonis reaches around, fans rally up, but Mansoor pulls back on the hold. Adonis fights up but Mansoor throws him down! Finger boop tag to Maçé, and MMM double whips to DOUBLE ELBOW Adonis down! BLUE STEEL! Don’t worry, it’s just the pose from Zoolander. Mace drags Adonis up, CLUBS him, then drags Adonis up to wrench the arm. Tag to Garza, ELBOW BREAKER and the SUPERKICK! Tag to Carrillo, they BLAST Dolla! Fans boo but OFF COME THE PANTS! Garza shows off for Maxxine, but Adonis throws him out of the ring!

Carrillo runs in and DROPKICKS Adonis out! Garza drag Adonis up, Carrillo builds speed, Carrillo DIVES but Adonis moves! Carrillo wipes out Garza, sending him over the desk! Carrillo freaks out, how tag to Dawkins! Dawkins POUNCES Carrillo! Mansoor runs in but Dawkins CLOBBERS him! Dawkins ROCKS Mace, hurdles Mansoor and hits a FLYING ELBOW! Fans fire up with the Curse of Greatness! CYCLONE SPLASH! ENZIGURI! Mace tags in and runs in, into the SILENCER! Cover, TWO!! Garza gets in to go after Dawkins but Dawkins throws him back out! Adonis CANNONBALLS Garza!

Ford gets in, ducks Carrillo’s kick but not the ENZIGURI! Carrillo builds speed but Dawkins TOSSES him out! Dawkins builds speed and Dolla tags in as he FLIES!! Direct hit and down go Los Lotharios! Fans fire up, is Dolla gonna take to the sky? But Maxxine stands in his way! B-Fab yanks Maxxine down! Max jumps in so no one hits his sister, but Dolla BOOTS Max! Mace rolls Dolla up, TWO! Mansoor tags in, leaps, but into Dolla’s arms! Dolla fireman’s carries Mansoor. BOPS Mace with him, then pops Mansoor around! Adonis tags in, for the HEAVY HITTER!! Cover, #ProfHits win!

Winners: Hit Row & The Street Profits, by pinfall

Time to get that… money money money money! Will Hit Row & Street Profits keep things going to get at those Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships?

 

The Alpha Academy is here!

Chad Gable & Otis are visiting from Raw, and Chad says it’s Seattle’s lucky night! The Alpha Academy is back on SmackDown, right where The Alpha Academy was born! And Gable can tell from that “warm response,” they missed them dearly. So from his heart, he says A THANK YEW~! C’mon, Seattle, they haven’t been gone that long, he shouldn’t need to remind them. When you’re in the presence of the Academy, Gable needs you to do one thing. SHOOOOSH! Shoosh, please. But the reason they’re here tonight is to ruin Braun Strowman’s return to SmackDown, the same way he ruined the Academy’s contenders status by sticking his big head in their match.

Gable & Otis go to the ring, and Gable says that match was all but won by The Academy before Braun jumped them from behind. Because trust Gable, if Otis saw Braun coming, Otis would’ve decimated Braun and left him laying! Look at that face! And that’s because Otis, much like Gable, is a superior athlete. Oh, right, Seattle doesn’t know anything about superior athletes. Seattle couldn’t even hold on to their own pro basketball team. Fans boo really hard now, but Gable says shoosh. That only riles the fans up more, so Gable says shoosh, please. Fans chant, “You Suck!” at The Academy, but that’s what Gable thought! They’re all idiots!

But Gable will show off how his genius turned Otis into the monster he is! But speaking of, here comes BRAUN!! The Monster Among Men storms his way down to the ring, and Otis is staring him down! Braun roars, Otis runs in, and Braun ROCKS him! Gable gets out of the ring and Braun CLUBS away on Otis! But then Gable attacks Braun from behind! Uh oh… Braun turns around to glare at Gable, and grabs him by the shirt to throw him down! Gable gets up but Braun BOOTS him! Otis fires off on Braun! Otis runs corner to corner, and he SPLASHES Braun! Gable gets up, he tells Otis to keep going, but Braun runs Otis over!

Braun LARIATS Gable! Braun drags Gable up to POWERBOMB him down! Otis stands and Braun reels him in!? Seattle is thunderous as Braun hits a POWERBOMB on Otis!! Superior athlete? Maybe. Superior monster? NOPE! Will Braun steamroll his way back to the top of the mountain now that he’s back?

 

Backstage interview with Drew McIntyre.

Kayla Braxton says he ultimately fell short at Clash at the Castle. But how satisfying will it be, then, to get his revenge on Solo Sikoa here tonight? McIntyre says Clash should’ve been the biggest moment of his life. 21 years of giving everything to this industry. All the sacrifices led him to that moment. He should be standing here right now as Universal Champion. But he’s not, and for one reason: Solo Sikoa. McIntyre glares right into the camera as he tells Solo, “I’m sure your Head of the Table is very happy with you. But actions have consequences. And I promise you tonight, you are not gonna like the consequences of your actions.” Will the Scottish Warrior slay the Street Champion in the main event?

 

Drew McIntyre VS Solo Sikoa w/ The Bloodline!

No more talk, it’s time to fight! Will McIntyre make things right from the Sikoa screw job in Cardiff? Or will Solo and his brothers be the ones that screw him over again?

The bell rings and McIntyre fires off on Solo! He stomps Solo, CHOPS Solo, ROCKS Solo, and repeat! The ref has McIntyre back off and Solo sucker punches McIntyre! Solo fires off hands, but the ref backs him off now. McIntyre ROCKS Solo back, CHOPS him again, then ROCKS him with more hands. Solo throat chops! Solo whips, McIntyre reverses but Solo KICKS him back! McIntyre CLOBBERS Solo! McIntyre puts Solo in a corner, whips him corner to corner, then runs in, but into an elbow! Solo storms up, into a kick and FUTURE SHOCK! McIntyre fires up and so does Seattle! McIntyre aims from the corner, counts it down, but the Usos get Solo out!

Fans boo as the Usos make sure the young Uce is safe, at least for now. McIntyre glares at them all as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Solo has a claw digging into McIntyre’s shoulder. Fans fire up as McIntyre endures and fights to his feet. McIntyre kicks low, CHOSP him, and whips him, only for Solo to reverse! McIntyre hits buckles, and Solo hits a SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The Bloodline cheers Solo on and he stomps away on McIntyre. Solo rains down fists then dares McIntyre to get up. McIntyre gets to ropes but Solo CHOKES him! The ref counts, Solo lets off, Jey gets a cheap shot in! Sami talks trash but the ref tells him to back off. Solo raises the finger, #WeTheOnes. Solo stalks McIntyre to a corner and throws down hands!

The ref counts, Solo lets off, but McIntyre CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Solo knees low, then hits a BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! McIntyre crawls to a corner and Solo stands. Solo goes to the far side and runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! McIntyre sputters but he drags himself up. Solo talks trash while fans are torn. “Get your ass up! You don’t belong here!” Solo pie faces McIntyre but that angers McIntyre. Solo whips McIntyre corner to corner but McIntyre CLOBBERS him on the return! And again! McIntyre whips and ELBOWS Solo down! Solo staggers, McIntyre clinches him to OVERHEAD Belly2Belly!

McIntyre dodges Solo’s haymaker to hit a NECKBREAKER! And a kip up! Seattle is thunderous but Jey distracts McIntyre. McIntyre DECKS Jey, scares off Jimmy, but Solo rolls him up! TWO, and McIntyre TOSSES Solo out! Jimmy gets up but McIntyre DECKS him, too! Fans fire up as McIntyre calls his shot. McIntyre builds speed, but Sami trips McIntyre up! The ref is busy with the Usos, but McIntyre TOSSES Sami into the ring! Fans fire up and McIntyre stalks Sami! The countdown is back, THREE! TWO! ONE! SUPERKICK from Solo!! Cover, TWO!! McIntyre survives and the Bloodline can’t believe it!

The Usos coach their brother up, he drags McIntyre up and throws hands,. McIntyre throws hands back, they go back and forth with heavy haymakers! GLASGOW KISS! But Solo dodges and the Usos dump McIntyre out while Sami distracts the ref! The Usos mug McIntyre at the ramp! But here comes the Profits! Ford & Dawkins take the Usos down but Sami goes after them! They make things 3v1 against Dawkins but Ford is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY!! Direct hit on the Usos and Honorary Uce and McIntyre gets in the ring. Solo fireman’s carries but McIntyre slips off! Shove and dodge to the CLAYMORE!! Solo is sent outta the ring!

BUT KROSS ATTACKS MCINTYRE!! He has the KROSSJACKET right on him!!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by disqualification

The Scottish Warrior fades out as Kross shouts, “TICK TOCK!” Scarlett taunts McIntyre as Mr. Doomsday chokes the life out of McIntyre! Or not?! McIntyre stands up with Kross on his back, but then Kross wrenches back on the hold! McIntyre falls back, and his eyes are flickering! McIntyre gets a third wind?! McIntyre tries to rise again, but Kross has a wild look in his eyes as he just squeezes tight! Even the cameras fade out as McIntyre is losing consciousness! Can nothing stop the apocalypse?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to follow that great Clash at the Castle event. Opening with the Six Man Tag was a great choice, the Brawling Brutes and Imperium got that crowd fired up. I was a little worried when Ludwig landed out of Ridge’s throw as he landed on his own knee, but he shook it off pretty easily. Imperium winning makes sense, it keeps their dominance from back in their NXT and NXT UK days going, and it escalates things in the feud with the Brutes. Sheamus might get a rematch for Extreme Rules, and that would be awesome. As hard as they went in a standard match at Clash, imagine how much harder another round would be.

Chad Gable calling out Braun of course meant Braun was going to destroy him and Otis, but how awesome was that powerbomb to Otis? But I would think in kayfabe, this was a detour from what Braun really wanted to do here on SmackDown. Now whether that’s call out Roman Reigns or call out the tag team champions has yet to be seen. I still bet this is a swerve waiting to happen where Braun wants his rematch for him and “Nicolas” from years ago. Great stuff out of the 8 Man Tag, from the character stuff of Los Lotharios still flirting with Maxxine to the actual action. The Faces win to keep Hit Row hot, and it also gives Profits momentum going into the second try on the tag title contender’s match.

Great stuff out of Sami and The Bloodline. Their interactions are still hilarious with Jey being so blatantly upset about Sami being around, and now with Solo as the tiebreaker between the sons Rikishi, it’s even better that Jey is in a bad mood. McIntyre VS Solo, even with the overbooking, was good stuff. But I should’ve figured Kross would attack McIntyre to divert him from going back after Roman. I also like that they chose to make everything black ‘n’ white when Kross attacked, like he’s the one sapping the color away from the world. McIntyre VS Kross should/will probably be the Extreme Rules match at Extreme Rules, and that will be awesome stuff.

The women’s tag match was very good, especially with the surprise return of Toxic Attraction. But of course the champions win, they need momentum for the title defense on Monday. That match can go either way as it’s for the larger story of Damage Control wanting to be on top of Raw. As for Toxic Attraction, I hope this feeds into their NXT story where it seems Gigi & Jacy are breaking away from Mandy Rose. And then there was that Fatal 5 Way. For one, the elimination element caught me by surprised. But it really only served to feed Ronda’s power levels as she eliminated the majority of the others. Ugh.

Then Ronda snaps at Shayna when Shayna is trying to be a good friend! I hope Shayna shows her “killer instinct” by screwing Ronda over. Then those two can feud because Shayna can be Pearce’s proxy for that story. Now, Ronda will certainly try to be the Face but I feel like they could use “her ego” to turn her Heel instead of into “Stone Cold” Ronda. Because as far as I’m concerned, “Stone Cold” Ronda isn’t working.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (3/1/24)

Rampage towards Revolution!

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Riho’s on a Rampage!

Just 48 hours ahead of AEW Revolution, there’s an All Star Scramble qualifier, CMLL stars debuting, and Riho returning to action!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Claudio Castagnoli VS Rugido; wins.
  • Riho VS Trish Adora; wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS ???
  • All-Star Scramble Qualifier: Magnus VS Matt Sydal; wins and advances to AEW Revolution.

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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will begin later tonight]


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/1/24)

The Rock says…! The Rock says…!

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The American Nightmare wants an answer!

Finally…! The Rock has come back to Arizona! And tonight on SmackDown, the world wants to know: Will he accept Cody Rhodes’ challenge of a 1v1 match?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; Tiffany wins.
  • Bayley & Dakota Kai VS The Kabuki Warriors w/ Iyo Sky; No Contest.
  • Bron Breakker VS Xyon Quinn; Bron wins.
  • Street Fight: Carlito VS Santos Escobar; Carlito wins.
  • Randy Orton VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller; wins.

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The Bloodline heads to the ring!

Glendale, AZ fires up as Roman Reigns leads the way for Paul Heyman, Jimmy Uso & Solo Sikoa. The Tribal Chief is handed the Universal Championship to hold it up for the pyro while everyone else holds up the ones. Roman is on day 1,279 as he continues down the ramp and enters the ring. And as it stands, in 36 days, he will defend the title against The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Roman raises the belt again for the second round of pyro, and then the fans can be heard torn between cheering and jeering. Heyman still hands the mic over to Roman, the fans boo harder, and Roman says, “Glendale, Arizona…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!”

The fans are torn again, still plenty putting up the ones. Roman says it used to be louder. It has to be the fans and not Roman, so let’s try this again. “Phoenix, Arizona…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans still boo but then a “CODY! CODY!” chant starts. Roman has a headache and says, “I’m gonna try this one last time. And if you don’t get on my page, I’ve fulfilled my obligation and I’m leaving. Last shot. Glendale, Arizona…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!” The fans are louder but just with more boos and chants for Cody. Roman says they’re done here. Call the FBO, fire up the jet, the appearance is done, you’re welcome.

But Heyman tells the Tribal Chief that they still have some other business to attend to, they cannot leave yet. He is coming out, remember? Just give Heyman a moment. The fans mock Roman with “Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye~!” Heyman says in just a moment, The People’s Champion, The BBE up in WWE, the Greatest Movie Star of All Time, will be out here live. THE ROCK! After these commercial messages. Roman is annoyed with the fans as they continue to boo, will the mood pick up after the break?

SmackDown returns, and yes, The Rock is here! Fans fire up as he makes his entrance, this time wearing a Versace shirt to parallel the classic vest from last week. The Great One swaggers his way to the ring as he gets his introduction, then grabs himself a mic. The Rock takes a moment to soak up all the heat, and then says, “Are you sure you wanna boo The Rock?” The fans boo harder! The Rock says it’s time to drop some gospel on them. He has news they’ll probably like, might even be proud of. Apparently, Glendale is ten miles away from Phoenix. So then, are there people from Phoenix here tonight?

The fans cheer and The Rock knew it. It makes sense. He did some research, and found this out. This is truth, this is fact, the number one city in America for cocaine and meth use is Phoenix, Arizona! The fans are weirdly torn about that. “And here’s what that means. Finally…! Your life has meaning! Because finally, you cactus loving crackheads worth shooting in your veins! As you sit and you look at The Rock (censoring of the crowd happens apparently), FINALLY! The Rock has come back to Arizooona~!” The fans do cheer that, at least. The Rock then says he is covered in chills, he’s in a good mood!

The Universal Champion, Roman, is in a good mood! Jimmy Uso is in a good mood! Even Solo Sikoa, though you wouldn’t know it by looking at him, but that is his happy face. He’s in a good mood. And here’s why they’re in a good mood, Arizona. Because once again, though it’s been decades, professional wrestling is cool! The fans cheer that! The Rock says pro-wrestling is exciting, it is in a word, electrifying once again. It’s why Birmingham, Alabama, they sold out. It’s why in Salt Lake City, they sold out. It’s why tonight in “this crack den with popcorn,” they are sold out! And it’s why next week, in Dallas, Texas, is sold out!

It’s why in two weeks, in Memphis, Tennessee, when The Rock comes home, that will sell out, too. And the reason why is because there is greatness among you. Wrestling is cool because of The Rock, Roman Reigns & The Bloodline! The fans chant for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” but also “CODY! CODY!” The Rock asks, “Y’know who’s not cool? Your hear, Cody Rhodes.” The Rock tells Cody he thinks he’s tough, wants to challenge Rock to go 1v1 with the Great One! The Rock sees Cody, hears Cody, and tonight in Arizona, here is The Rock’s answer. It’s NO! The fans boo but The Rock says “You think you’re just gonna one on one with The Great One just because you want to?”

That’s not how it happens! That ain’t the real world, Glendale! You know it and The Rock knows it. But guess what, Cody? The world wants to go 1v1 with The Rock. And y’know who else wants it? Every woman in this arena. The fans really go wild there. The Rock smiles and tells the “crackhead Karens” and “meth head Marys” to calm down. Ain’t no way they’re ready for The Rock’s 22 inches of Heaven! And no, keep your mind out of the gutter. Not The Rock’s “Holy Moses.” He means the guns hanging from his shoulders that he’ll wrap around Cody. But it ain’t gonna be 1v1. Cody, you think you’re tough, that you can go 1v1 with The Rock. Are you an idiot?

Cody’s got the biggest WrestleMania match of his career with the most dominant WWE Champion in HISTORY, and Cody’s challenging The Rock?! The Rock, Roman & Bloodline saw the challenge, heard it, laughed at it, but now, The Rock is being a businessman. Here is a counter offer. The Rock tells the fans to shut up and listen. Cody thinks he’s tough, him and his new bestie, “that walking clown emoji,” Seth Rollins, they think they’re tough, huh? So here’s the challenge. Night one of WrestleMania, the biggest tag team match in the history of the WWE! The biggest tag team in the history of pro-wrestling!

It will be Cody & Seth VS Universal Champion & People’s Champion! But not just a regular tag match, either. The Rock & Roman could just beat the piss out of ’em and be done with it, but no, here’s what they’ll do. IF those two jabronies beat Rock & Roman on night one, then on night two, Cody VS Roman will be free of The Bloodline. No Jimmy, no Solo, no Heyman, no Rock, they’re all barred from ringside. They’ll get the lawyers, the contracts, The Rock’s word and Roman’s word. IF Cody & Seth win, Cody can #FinishTheStory 1v1 with Roman Reigns. The fans rally up for “CODY! CODY!” but The Rock smirks.

The Rock says but, because there’s always a but. If, or rather when, Rock & Roman beat those two candy asses on night one, then on night two, the championship match, it is Bloodline Rules. Anything goes! The Rock might just pull up a chair next to Pat McAfee, call that match, Jimmy as referee, Heyman gets the foreign objects, Solo sings the national anthem. Yes, that is very funny, Solo has a great voice, but just sit there and shut up. The fans chant for “SOLO! SOLO!” and Solo is rather surprised, maybe a little nervous. It’s Bloodline Rules, The Rock takes that chair, and he’ll find his way to Cody to bash his brains in. And it’ll be legal!

So there’s a lot to think about, Cody. You think you’re tough, that you can even go 2v2 against the greatest duo in sports entertainment. Cody, meet them next week in Dallas to give us the answer. Because listen here, Cody, and “you walking emoji clown show,” Seth Rollins. If you do NOT accept the challenge, then you know, the fans know, and the world knows, The Rock will do everything in his power to make sure Cody does not win at WrestleMania. And there ain’t a man back there that can stop The Rock from doing it. You all know where The Rock sits. You all know The Rock is on the board, and owns it all! That means The Rock is your boss!

The fans boo but The Rock says there’s no one can stop him. No GM, no VP of who gives an F! But the fans chant “TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!” The Rock ignores that to say here’s the thing, Cody. If you don’t accept the challenge… then The Rock & Roman will end your story tragically. So how tough do you think you are, Cody? Meet them in Dallas for SmackDown and give them the answer. “IF YA SMELLL~” WAIT. Roman cuts The Rock off?! Even Heyman is stunned! The fans are losing their minds as The Rock just stares at Roman. Roman gets the mic from Heyman, and he says he needs something.

Roman will do anything for the family, but he needs this one thing. Roman looks The Rock in the eye, and he tells The Rock, “Acknowledge me.” Fans are stunned to hear The Tribal Chief ask this of The People’s Champion! The Rock takes off his sunglasses to look Roman dead in the eye. The Rock says, “Roman Reigns… my family… I acknowledge you… as my Tribal Chief.” Fans are even more stunned! The Rock then holds out his hand, and Roman takes it. The fans tell The Rock, “You Sold Out! You Sold Out!” The Rock and Roman brush that off and The Rock says, “Let The Rock explain something to you idiots.

“This is family. And we will do anything for family. Now go home and smoke some more crack. IF YA SMELLLL~…” The Rock then hands it over to Roman?! Roman finishes it with, “What The BLOODLINE is cooking!” The Samoan Dynasty’s foundation is stronger than ever, will nothing stop them from completely dominating the WWE?

 

Grayson Waller and Austin Theory look at footage.

Waller says Randy Orton’s about to win the Chamber, and then BAM! Logan Paul gets him clean with the brass knuckles! But then LA Knight storms in and asks if they’ve seen AJ Styles. Nope. They don’t care where he is, either. LA Knight holds up the chair from Chamber and says let AJ know there’s a receipt waiting for him. Knight leaves, and A-Town Down Under goes back to the replay. And then Orton walks in to overhear them mocking him. Orton walks up and laughs at the video. Yeah, play it again. Uh, okay… Yes, RKO on Drew, Orton is excited but feeling sore, and then BAM! Logan knocks him out! Hilarious!

Orton says he’s never seen anything as funny as that. Actually, he has a great idea. Orton will do something hilarious just like that! It doesn’t matter who it is, but one of them goes to the ring to face Orton, and he’ll try to literally rip their head off! The fun part is, they get to choose who gets the holy hell beat out of them! Waller says Theory has talked about wanting to face Orton! Orton says good on Theory! See you later! Orton leaves and Theory says first Australia and now this. Waller keeps selling him out! Waller says no, this is a great chance for a main event with Orton! A-Town Down Under argues, but will Theory end up getting bit by The Viper?

 

Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

Speaking of Elimination Chamber, neither woman here won their match, with The Glow being eliminated by the Wrestling Barbie fairly early. Will Naomi get some payback here tonight? Or will SmackDown be put on #TiffyTime?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up for “Tiffy Time!” and Tiff says see, Glendale gets it. The two tie up, Tiffy headlocks, but Naomi powers out. Tiffy runs Naomi over, keeps moving, but Naomi drops. Tiffy handsprings up and over and fans cheer. Tiff talks trash on Naomi, but Naomi gets around to waistlock, pull her back, and run to ELBOW Tiff down! The fans cheer as Naomi shows off with the no-hands cartwheel! The two reset, knuckle lock, but then Tiff kicks low. Tiff throws Naomi down by her hair, the ref reprimands but fans are torn. Tiff whips Naomi but Naomi reverses then runs up to SPLASH!

Naomi stomps Tiff, then lets off to get some space. Naomi runs up and basement dropkicks! Naomi then drags Tiff to a corner, TWO! Tiff crawls to the ropes but Naomi keeps cool. Naomi runs in again but is put on the apron. Naomi ROUNDHOUSES, then slingshots for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Tiff survives then bails out, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Tiff handsprings to back elbow in the corner! Then she snapmares Naomi and again says it’s Tiffy Time! Tiff runs to DOUBLE STOMP Naomi down! Cover, TWO!! Naomi survives and she flops to the apron. Tiff grows frustrated but she storms up to drag Naomi into the ropes. Naomi RAMS into Tiff, then reels her in, for the HEATSEEKER! Tiff falls back, Naomi covers, TWO! Tiff survives again but Naomi keeps on her. Naomi stands Tuff up but Tiff SLAPS! Naomi SLAPS! It’s a SLAP fight! Then it turns into forearms! Tiff ducks the roundhouse but not the KNEE! Tiff wobbles, Naomi runs but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Tiff grits her teeth as she kicks Naomi away. The fans rally up as both women are on the mat. They sit up, Tiff is after Naomi first but Naomi JAWBREAKERS! Naomi CORNER BULLDOGS Tiff, then goes up and up and- NO, Tiff bails out to the apron! Naomi stops herself, grabs at Tiff, but the ref gets between them. Tiff CLAWS eyes, then POSTS Naomi! Tiff gets in, goes up and up, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Naomi got pinned by Tiffany in the Chamber, she got pinned in a normal match, is SmackDown going to have no choice but to make Tiffany Stratton the Center of the Universe?

 

Bayley & Dakota Kai VS The Kabuki Warriors w/ Iyo Sky!

The Role Model & #CobraKai want their revenge on Asuka, Kairi Sane & The Evil Genius after their betrayal, but that might be easier said than done. The joshi hold all the gold, will they make sure Bayley & Dakota understand why?

SmackDown returns as Bayley makes her entrance, Dakota by her side and finally 100%. The moment they’re in the ring, DMG CTRL bails out and taunts them. The ref gets Bayley & Dakota to calm down and go to their corner, but then the Kabuki Warriors attack! Fans boo as Asuka & Kairi mug Bayley then get her up. They double whip then bypass to KICK, AX KICK, BULLDOG and BASEMENT DROPKICK! The fans boo but Iyo applauds. Asuka keeps after Bayley but Bayley trips her up! Bayley rains down hands but Asuka kicks her away. Asuka goes to a corner, Bayley runs in but is put on the apron.

Bayley ROCKS Asuka, climbs up, but Asuka distracts the ref so Kairi can CLUB Bayley down! Fans boo more but Asuka & Kairi just smile. Asuka then sits Bayley up to KICK! And KICK! And KICK! Bayley blocks one! Bayley ROCKS Asuka, shoves her then trips her while sliding out of the ring! Kairi runs up but Bayley DECKS her! Bayley glares at Iyo, hurries back in, but Asuka keeps her from Dakota! Bayley whips Asuka, Asuka reverses and sends Bayley into Dakota! Asuka pie faces Bayley and taunts her but the fans rally up. Bayley ROCKS Asuka in return, and then again! Asuka ROCKS Bayley, runs and tags, CODE BREAKER and BLOCKBUSTER!

The fans boo as the Kabuki Warriors aim at Bayley. SLIDING FOREARM KICK COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kairi is annoyed but she dribbles Bayley off the mat! The ref reprimands but Kairi tags in Asuka. Kairi feeds Bayley to BOOTS! Asuka & Kairi continue to soak up the heat, they double whip but Bayley crisscrosses them into each other! Bayley drop toeholds Kairi into ropes, but Asuka whips Bayley, Bayley goes up and out to ROCK Asuka, KNEE Kairi, and then she baits Asuka in for the HOTSHOT! The fans fire up and Bayley crawls her way over. Dakota rises up and the fans rally! But Asuka grabs a foot!

Bayley kicks Asuka away, turns around, hot- NO! Dakota ditches Bayley!? Fans boo but Bayley realizes she should’ve known all along that Dakota was a snake. Bayley still fights the Kabuki Warriors all her own, then she goes out to RAM Dakota into barriers! The fans are thunderous as Bayley gets even with the newest traitor! But then the Kabuki Warriors mug Bayley, put her back in, and they also have Dakota and Iyo join in. Dakota SLAPS Bayley, then Iyo BLINDSIDE KNEES Bayley down!

No Contest

Iyo taunts Bayley with the WWE Women’s Championship, saying it will always be Iyo’s! She shoves the belt into Bayley’s face then shoves Bayley down. It seems Bayley is truly alone in this fight, does she have any chance of winning the title at WrestleMania?

 

DMG CTRL regroups backstage.

They’re all happy that it’s the four of them against Bayley, and they pass by LA Knight hunting for AJ Styles. And then JADE CARGILL steps forward. Nick Aldis steps in to say he’ll deal with DMG CTRL later. For now, he and Jade have a meeting. The storm smiles and leaves with the GM, is she going to join SmackDown after all?

 

Bron Breakker VS Xyon Quinn!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew is back in action on The Blue Brand, still hot off last week’s debut win. Will he keep things going as we get closer and closer to WrestleMania Weekend? Or will Xyon prove he is still The It Factor?

The bell rings and Bron runs to SPEAR Xyon down!! Cover, Bron wins!!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Thanks for coming, Xyon! That was an incredibly fast win for Bron, perhaps even historically so! Is nothing going to stop Bron from breaking through to the main event scene?

 

WWE mourns the loss of Michael Jones, aka Virgil.

 

Street Fight: Carlito VS Santos Escobar!

This grudge match was meant to happen months ago, but Caribbean Cool could not be cleared to compete because the Emperor of Lucha made sure he couldn’t! But now things have escalated and there is nothing holding either man back! Will Carlito finally have vengeance for the LWO? Or will Escobar establish his Legado Del Fantasma above all others?

SmackDown returns and Santos makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two rush in to throw hands! The fans fire up as the fists fly, and Carlito ROCKS Santos! Santos shoves Carlito back but Carlito CLOBBERS Santos! Carlito rains down fists, stalks Santos to ropes then bumps him off buckles. Carlito shoves Santos out of the ring, goes out after him, then shoves him around. Carlito sends Santos into steel steps but Glendale wants tables. So Carlito goes looking, and he finds a table! The fans cheer but Santos gets in the ring. Carlito hurries in after Santos but Santos intercepts with a kick!

Santos ROCKS and CHOPS Carlito, fires more forearms, then whips Carlito. Carlito reverses and Santos goes back into steel steps! Carlito puts Santos back in the ring, the fans now want apples! Carlito can dig that, and goes looking. He finds a kendo stick! Not an apple but still really good. Wait, THERE is the apple! Carlito smiles as the fans fi reup, but Santos DIVES! Down goes Carlito and the apple and Santos laughs while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Santos is putting a trash can around Carlito! Santos runs corner to corner, to DOUBLE KNEE Carlito down! The can is removed as Santos covers, TWO!! Santos is frustrated, and he drags Carlito up to fire forearms! Santos throws Carlito out to the floor, then he builds speed. Santos DIVES into a CHAIR! The fans are thunderous as Carlito gets in and he stalks Santos. Santos stands, Carlito runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! Carlito gets that trash can to THROW it into Santos! Then Carlito picks the can up, but Santos puts up his guard! So Carlito puts it around him in return for earlier!

The fans cheer as Carlito now gets that chair, and he SMACKS the can! And SMACKS a leg! And then SMACKS away on the top of the can! Carlito frees Santos from the can, but drags him up to position the chair. FULL METAL TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Santos survives and shocks Carlito! Carlito snarls, goes outside, and he brings out a TABLE! The fans fire up as Carlito gets that in the ring, then hurries after Santos. The fans cheer for Carlito as he sets up the table, but Santos KNEES Carlito down! Santos says no tables, then he drags Carlito up. Santos puts Carlito in a corner for a GAMANGIRI!

Santos puts Carlito up top, throws hands, then climbs up top to SUPER- NO, Carlito trips Santos up! The emperor lands bad on his throne, and Carlito YANKS the ropes! Santos falls, but ANGEL & HUMBERTO attack! The fans boo as Legado saves its leader, and then they get Carlito up. They whip Carlito and combine with Santos for a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO?!? Carlito survives and no one can believe it! Santos says get the table and both Angel & Humberto stand it up. Santos says you ask and you shall receive. But then here comes Cruz & Wilde! They CLOBBER Angel & Garza, getting even for last week!

The fans fire up as those four brawl and Santos is frustrated. But then Angel POSTS Wilde and Humberto RAMS Cruz into steel steps! But wait! REY MYSTERIO is back?!? No one can believe this! But wait, Rey’s still on crutches after what Santos did to the leg. Angel & Humberto head up the ramp but wait! Rey’s leg is just fine! The crutches are now weapons! Rey SMACKS away on each man and Santos freaks out! He gets a two-for-one, even!! And then he stares down Santos. Santos snarls, dares Rey to do something about it then, and Rey goes up to the apron. The fans are losing their minds as Rey gets in Santos’ face!

Santos swings, Rey dodges! Carlito SPITS APPLE!! Then the BACKSTABBER! Santos ends up on ropes, Rey & Carlito DECK Angel & Humberto, then Cruz & Wilde FLY in! Direct hit on both Angel & Humberto, Rey dials up the 619!! And then SPINEBUSTER through the table!! Cover, Carlito wins!!

Winner: Carlito, by pinfall

The LWO celebrates together as they finally get revenge on Santos Escobar! And with Rey back, the team is at 100%! Will this be just what the group needed going into WrestleMania?

 

Randy Orton VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller!

There’s no denying The Viper got screwed over by The Maverick, but A-Town Down Under should’ve known better than to laugh about it in the locker room. Will either of them be laughing when Randy RKOs Austin Theory live?

 


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