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Mitchell’s WWE Royal Rumble Results & Report! (1/28/23)
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Mitchell’s WWE Royal Rumble Results & Report! (1/28/23)

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WWE Royal Rumble 2023 Coverage

The Road to WrestleMania goes through San Antonio!

The Royal Rumble can change a superstar’s career, but Kevin Owens looks to change everything by dethroning Roman Reigns as Universal Champion! Will the Prizefighter #StunTheWorld?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2023 Men’s Royal Rumble match: Cody Rhodes wins and will challenge for the Universal title at WrestleMania 39.
  • Pitch Black Match: Bray Wyatt VS LA Knight; Wyatt wins.
  • Raw Women’s Championship: Bianca Belair VS Alexa Bliss; Bianca wins and retains the title.
  • 2023 Women’s Royal Rumble match: Rhea Ripley wins and will challenge for a title at WrestleMania 39.
  • Undisputed WWE Universal Championship: Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman & Sami Zayn VS Kevin Owens; Roman wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Royal Rumble Kickoff Show!

Join Kayla Braxton, Kevin Patrick, Jerry “The King” Lawler, Booker T and Peter Rosenberg in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the action going down tonight!

 

WWE shares some of the women drawing their Rumble numbers.

Lacey Evans doesn’t like what she got. But Zelina Vega has a good feeling. And she was right! Will that mean we see La Muneca late in the game?

 

WWE shares Roman Reigns’ segment from The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

Fallon remembers predicting Roman Reigns would be on his show with two belts, and it’s true! Fallon brings up Roman’s match with Kevin and Roman laughs. Roman’s strategy: don’t change anything. Roman’s been beating up Kevin for years now, it’s practically on his to-do list. The Tribal Chief got big applause for that, will things go to plan?

 

The Bloodline sits in their suite.

Sami Zayn finds himself literally in the middle of everything. Roman says he can’t wrap his head around this. The Tribal Chief gives an order, the Bloodline follows those orders. “It’s a recipe that works. That’s why we are where we are today. I give you one instruction for the week and you can’t follow instructions.” Why does Roman have to continually tell Sami things like he’s a child? Smarten him up, PLEASE! Sami stammers, but Jey says it was his doing. What? Sami doesn’t want Jey to continue but Jey explains, Adam Pearce kicked the Usos out. Jey tried calling Roman but he was on the private jet or at the Fallon show, he couldn’t get a hold of Roman.

So Jey called an audible and called Sami to the building. Sami answered the call for the Bloodline, he was there for the family. For the family? Yeah, Uce. The whole time. Sami was there for the Bloodline? Yes, Uce. Why are we even talking about last night? This is about tonight. Fight night! Sami breathes easy and Roman says the game plan is easy: win. NO one goes out there with Roman. Tonight’s a big night. Except Sami. He’s with Roman the whole night. Really? Yes, all the way to the ring. Roman will show Sami the way. The Usos stay in the back, tonight is Sami’s night. Is Sami ready? Yeah, let’s do it! Another close call, but just how thin is that ice Sami’s walking on?

 

JBL interrupts Greg Miller.

JBL talks trash the host of This is Awesome, on the show This is Awesome, and on Greg’s home state of Missouri, but then says he doesn’t mean any of it. If Greg were drowning, JBL would throw a bowling ball. JBL claims he has changed, saying he’s no longer the guy who did those horrible things to Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio and The Undertaker. He wants to be friends with Greg! Here’s a pie. To the face! Greg says this was not awesome. But make sure to watch the new episode of This is Awesome on Peacock and the WWE Network! This time, it’s of course all about the Royal Rumble!

 

The golden WWE title belt is spotted!

And “Fluffy” Gabriel Iglesias joins the panel with it. He feels bad, he must be taking some kid’s Make-A-Wish. Fluffy’s pick for the Rumble is Rey Mysterio! Kayla outs him as saying Dominik before but he says that’s putting words in his mouth. Dom deserves a spanking. Peter asks what Fluffy would do to Dom if he was his son. One, taken off the will. Two, no more invites for the holidays. Kevin Patrick says the world is jelly of Dom cuz he’s got Rhea Ripley. But last year we got Bad Bunny and Johnny Knoxville. Is Fluffy in the Rumble? Fans want to see that! The only way to find out is to watch. Booker likes that answer.

Kayla segues to more number drawings. Kofi feels out the vibes, and he picks. He likes what he got. Santos Escobar looks even happier. And Drew McIntyre… Well, doesn’t seem that good. Wade Barrett says he got some BAD NEWS then. Will the Scottish Warrior be able to defy the odds and take it all?

 

Country Rock artist Hardy speaks.

“I know what it’s like to make a name for yourself. To be on the road, grinding. Success don’t come easy. You gotta fight for it. Better hope you got ice in your veins. Because if you freeze under pressure, it could be lights out. This gig is all about seizing the moment. So tonight, when opportunity knocks on your door, man, you kick that thing down! Thirty men, thirty women, two epic matches, the winners punch their tickets to the Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania. So, who’s ready to make a name for themselves? Let’s RUMBLE~!”

 

PAT MCAFEE IS BACK!

Corey Graves is upset with Michael Cole but this is a complete surprise to Cole, too! Pat is dressed to impress, because he’s joining commentary! And he tells Corey to “SUCK IT!” San Antonio chants, “Welcome Back!” and McAfee thanks them as he gets his chair.

 

2023 Men’s Royal Rumble match!

The tradition continues, and it opens the night! In a field of thirty, only one can punch their golden ticket to WrestleMania! Who survives in San Antonio to headline in Hollywood?

The first man out is… GUNTHER! Der Ring General is still WWE Intercontinental Champion, but is he going to go after the Universal title on top of it? And second out is… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior is the birthday boy, but he’s got his work cut out for him going up against a familiar foe. The bell rings and the two circle. San Antonio fires up as the two step to each other. They talk a little smack, and then the haymakers start flying! They go back and forth, forearm for forearm, but Sheamus gets the edge. Sheamus whips, Gunther reverses and they RAM shoulders! Gunther kicks low, runs, but Sheamus RAMS him back!

Sheamus throws hands, runs, but into a CHOP! Gunther goes to dump Sheamus! Sheamus holds on, claws at Gunther’s face, and saves himself. Sheamus throws hands, then hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Sheamus goes to dump Gunther now! Gunther holds on, even as Sheamus throws knees. The countdown is here already, Sheamus and Gunther still scrap, and third out is… THE MIZ! The Hollywood A-Lister just found himself in a kaiju movie so he takes his time swaggering to the ring. Miz stays back as Sheamus rushes the ropes. But then Gunther blindsides him! Sheamus holds on, but Miz helps out!

Sheamus BOOTS Miz away, ROCKS Gunther, then hurries back in. But then Miz grabs at Sheamus! Sheamus elbows Miz away and then Sheamus goes out under the ropes! Sheamus chases Miz into the ring, and into a CHOP from Gunther! Sheamus CLOBBERS Gunther, then ROCKS Miz! Sheamus fires hands, but Gunther turns him around. Sheamus dodges and the CHOP hits Miz! Sheamus swings but Gunther dodges and Miz takes the body shot! Gunther BOOTS Sheamus, hauls him up, but Miz goes after them both! The countdown is back, and fourth in is… The New Day’s KOFI KINGSTON!

Kofi rushes in as Gunther throws hands on Miz. Kofi climbs the steps, climbs the corner, then SUPER CROSSBODIES Gunther and Miz! DROPKICK for Sheamus! LEAPING LARIAT for Miz! Spin and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP for Gunther! Fans fire up with Kofi, he runs for the NEW~ DAY~ DOUBLE BOOM DROP! Fans fire up as Kofi claps. But Sheamus blocks the spin to hoist Kofi! Kofi slips away and to safety! Sheamus nods, that was good stuff. Gunther kicks Miz, Sheamus kicks Gunther, Kofi CLUBS Miz but Gunther and Sheamus throw SLAPS! Fans rally for Kofi but Miz fights as Kofi lifts him.

The countdown is back and Kofi hits an SOS on Miz! The fifth man in is… JOHNNY GARGANO!? Johnny Wrestling’s all healed up and ready to go! Gunther throws knees on Sheamus, Miz fights with Kofi, but Gargano slingshot SPEARS Kofi! ENZIGURI for Gunther! Miz tosses Gargano but Gargano skins the cat! GAMANGIRI for Miz, into the ONE FINAL BEAT! Gargano has the fans fired up as he brings Miz up. Gargano throws Miz out but Miz holds onto the ropes! Miz swings, but Gargano hooks him in the ropes! Sheamus walks over, Gargano lets Sheamus handle Miz. BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Fans count along, Sheamus goes past TEN to TWENTY-FIVE!!

Gargano SUPERKICKS, Miz holds on! Sheamus BROGUES Miz and ELIMINATES him! Gunther goes after Sheamus but Gargano and Kofi help Sheamus! The countdown is back, number six is… XAVIER WOODS! Kofi has back-up while Gargano goes after Gunther. Woods and Kofi go after both of them, then they work together on Gunther. Double wrench, double kick, DOUBLE BULLDOG! DOUBLE DROPKICKS for Sheamus! Woods snapmares Gargano, Kofi PENALTY KCIKS! Woods SLIDING LARIATS! Kofi SPLASHES! Woods MACHO ELBOW DROPS! Fans fire up for ya bois, but then they look at each other.

Woods and Kofi wonder if it’s the right time. They put up their dukes, and then Kofi wheelbarrows! Woods blocks, and they just booty bongo! But Sheamus mule kicks Woods! Gunther ROCKS Kofi! The big men go to throw out the New Day but the countdown is back! Number seven is… KARRION KROSS! Doomsday has come to the Rumble! Kross storms right to the ring while the New Day mugs Sheamus and Gunther stomps Gargano. Kross CLOBBERS Woods, and again, and then BOOTS him! Kofi runs in, but into an EXPLODER! Kross runs to clothesline Woods in the corner, then elbow and ROLLING ELBOW!

Woods wobbles, but Gunther CHOPS Kross! Gunther brings Kross up but Kross throws a forearm. Gunther hits back, they brawl, Kross BOOTS! Gunther BOOTS back! Kross ROCKS Gunther, Gunther CLOBBERS Kross! But Kross gets up to hit an EXPLODER! Sheamus storms up on Kross to fire forearms with him! Fans fire up while New Day go after Gargano and Gunther. Kross bumps Sheamus off buckles, hoists him up, but Sheamus fights back. The countdown is back and number eight is… “SHOOOOSH~!” Master Chad Gable! Fans boo as Gable hurries to the ring. Kross holds onto ropes, the New Day focus on Sheamus.

Gargano hits Woods, then swings on Gable. Gable throat chops Gargano and says “SHOOSH!” He does the same to Kofi, then he hits an EXPLODER on Gargano! And then an EXPLODER on Kofi! Woods ROCKS Kross, Gargano spins Woods around. Woods pries the waistlock, and he tells Gable to “SHOOSH~!” They circle, grapple, Woods sprawls and floats but Gable slips out. Fans fire up for this exchange while Sheamus dumps Gunther out! Gunther holds on, Kross fights off Gargano. Gable hits a GERMAN SUPLEX on Woods! The countdown is back and number nine is… DREW MCINTYRE! The Scottish Warrior is here!

McIntyre won back in 2020, he surely wants to win another one! McIntyre storms in, he CLOBBERS Gable, OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes Kofi, then gives an OVERHEAD suplex to Woods! GLASGOW KISS for Gable! INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM for Gargano onto Gable! Kross fires hands but he get a GLASGOW KISS! And a CLAYMORE! Kross goes up and out, McIntyre ELIMINATES him!! But then Gunther stares McIntyre down! They brawl, CHOP back and forth, and Gunther swings but into a FUTURE SHOCK! The countdown is back, number ten is… SANTOS ESCOBAR! The Emperor of Lucha makes his Rumble debut!

Escobar runs in to RANA Woods! And he KNEES Kofi! Gable knees Escobar and whips but Escobar blocks. Gable throws forearms, whips, but Escobar goes up and out, and Sheamus hits him! Sheamus grabs at Escobar but Escobar fights free to GAMANGIRI! Escobar goes up to CROSSBODY Gable! McIntyre and Woods are after Gunther but he resists. Escobar BOOTS Gargano, but Gargano GAMANGIRIS back! Gargano and Gable try to throw Escobar out but Escobar fights. Woods and McIntyre mug Gunther, Gable CHOPS Sheamus. McIntyre grabs Gable and Sheamus CHOPS him! The countdown is back, number eleven is… ANGELO DAWKINS!

Fans fire up as the Curse of Greatness has his Spurs jersey on to ELBOW Escobar! Dawkins ROCKS McIntyre, ELBOWS Sheamus, and CYCLONE SPLASHES McIntyre! GAMANGIRI! Dawkins gives Gable the SILENCER! Sheamus dumps Woods out, but Woods keeps a foot up! Woods slips in, McIntyre and Gunther brawl. Gunther CHOPS Woods, UPPERCUTS Kofi, then throws Woods! Woods holds on again, Kofi runs in but is sent into Woods! Woods and Kofi have some Silly String, but then Gunther BOOTS and ELIMINATES Woods! Kofi goes after Gunther but Escobar attacks Kofi!

Escobar whips, follows, then catches Kofi to toss him, but only to get DOUBLE STOMPS! Gunther throws Kofi! Gunther BLASTS Kofi off the apron and Kofi hits an armchair! It is a rough landing but is Kofi out? The Celtic Connection mug McIntyre while the countdown is back. HERE COMES LESNAR!!! The Beast is a two-time winner, will he join Stone Cold as a THREE-TIME winner? McIntyre, Sheamus and just about everyone is ready as Lesnar enters! Lesnar takes on the Celtics at the same time! TACKLE for Sheamus, GERMAN SUPLEX for McIntyre! GERMAN SUPLEX for Sheamus! GERMAN SUPLEX for Dawkins!

Escobar leaps, into Lesnar’s arms! And he gets a FALL AWAY SLAM out of the ring! Lesnar ELIMINATES Escobar, then TOSSES and ELIMINATES Dawkins! Gable hops on for a SLEEPER, but Lesnar TOSSES him to ELIMINATE Gable!! And another GERMAN SUPLEX for McIntyre! A BELLY2BELLY for Sheamus! But Gunther is up! Fans are thunderous as two of the biggest men ever meet! The countdown is back, number 13 is BOBBY LASHLEY! Gunther brawls with Lesnar but the All Mighty is coming for Lesnar! Lesnar OVERHEAD suplexes Gunther, but Lashley SPEARS Lesnar!! Gargano staggers up into a SPINEBUSTER!

SPEAR for McIntyre! SPEAR for Sheamus! URENAGE for Gunther! But Lesnar fireman’s carries Lashley! Lashley slips off, shoves, and LARIATS Lesnar out!! Lashley ELIMINATES Lesnar!! San Antonio is going nuts as Lesnar himself is rather stunned. Forget that, Lesnar is PISSED! He tears apart the desk but Lashley dares him to do something about it. The countdown is back, and number 14 is… BARON CORBIN! JBL’s protégé is here, but Lesnar SMASHES the desk with steel steps!! Lesnar then BLASTS Corbin! And then gives him an F5 to the floor!! Lesnar is fuming while the Celtics are after Lashley.

Gunther CLUBS Sheamus, CHOPS him, and security rushes out to stop Lesnar. COMPLETE SHOT for McIntyre from Lashley, but Lesnar grabs a ref! Lesnar TOSSES the ref over the barriers! Adam Pearce and officials are trying to stop Lesnar but he storms off through the crowd. The countdown is back again, number 15 is… SETH ROLLINS! San Antonio sings the Visionary’s song, “OH~ OHH~ OHHH~!” Rollins sees Corbin is just now getting up at ringside. Rollins drags Corbin up and into the ring, then SUPERKICKS him! Corbin staggers, Rollins clotheslines Corbin out and ELIMINATES him! Pat loves that!

Fans sing while Sheamus and Rollins start throwing forearms! The countdown is back, number 16 is… OTIS! Gable’s number one guy is here but a little late to help Gable. Gunther has McIntyre and Lashley after him, Rollins throws hands on Sheamus but Sheamus resists the lift. Otis slips in, Gargano runs at him, but into a WRECKER ELBOW! Otis scoops McIntyre, WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM! Sheamus runs in, into an EXPLODER! Otis rips his shirt off and fans fire up! SPLASH for Gargano, and Gargano falls over. Otis sees that, and he decides to rev up the CATERPILLAR! The countdown is back, and number 17 is… REY MYSTERIO!

Fans fire up as the King of Lucha is here, but will he last another hour like he did back in the day? Wait, where is he? Rollins SUPERKICKS Lashley, then SUPERKICKS again! Rollins CHOPS Gunther, clotheslines Lashley, then ELBOWS Gunther! Rollins LARIATS Lashley, but runs into a scoop! Lashley pops Rollins around but he slips off to shove and ELIMINATE Lashley!! Fans are stunned! Otis dodges Gunther, runs in and SPLASHES! Gunther is down, here comes the CATERPILLAR! Otis thrusts the hips, then climbs up. But Gunther goes after Otis! The Celtics go after everyone, and the countdown is back! Number 18 is… DOMINIK Mysterio!

Wait, Dom is wearing one of his dad’s masks! Did Dom do what we think he just did?! Did he take out his dad to keep him out of the match!? Wait, the Celtics DUMP and ELIMINATE Otis!! Gargano and Rollins throw hands while the Celtics stomp Gunther. Dom takes his time going to the ring, Rollins BUCKLE BOMBS Gargano! Dom taunts everyone in the ring, does some jumping jacks, but Sheamus is watching him. Gunther and Rollins brawl, McIntyre goes after Gargano. Gunther throws Rollins out but Rollins holds onto ropes. Rollins kicks Gunther away while Gargano resists being thrown out!

Dom finally slides in and fires hands on Sheamus! But they don’t do much. The countdown is back and number 19 is… ELIAS! The Drifter is here, Corey is annoyed and Pat is fired up! Rollins stomps Dom, Sheamus helps out. Elias slides in, stomps Gargano, then stomps McIntyre. Elias BLASTS Rollins and then fires off on Gunther. Elias has his guitar, SMASH HIT on Gunther! But then he gets a DOUBLE HEADBUTT from the Celtics! Sheamus and McIntyre aim from the corners, BROGUE-MORE!! They TOSS and ELIMINATE Elias! Gargano fires off hands on Dom, the Celtics mug Rollins, and the countdown is back. Number 20 is… FINN BALOR!

Dom has back-up now as the Prince of Judgment Day heads to the ring. Rollins holds onto ropes as Sheamus and Gargano go after him. SLINGBLADE for McIntyre! Finn throws McIntyre but Sheamus makes the save. Sheamus scoops Finn but Finn turns that to an ELBOW DROP DDT! Finn tackles Rollins, throws hands, but Gargano SUPERKICKS Finn! Gargano throws Finn out but Finn holds on! Gargano throws hands, runs, but Dom CLOBBERS Gargano! Dom whips Gargano up and out, but Gargano holds on! Gargano ROCKS Dom, ROCKS him again, then slingshots, into a SHOTGUN from Fin!

Finn and Dom TOSS Gargano and ELIMINATE him! Judgment Day and Celtic Connection stare down, then the brawl is on! The countdown is back, and number 21 is… BOOKER T?!?! San Antonio fires up as Booker gets his “invite!” Booker swaggers up, Finn runs in but gets a LEG LARIAT! Dom fires hands but Booker reverses to a HOOK KICK! Finn runs in, into a BOOKEND! Fans are thunderous, for the SPINAROONI~! Sheamus can’t help but smile. But Gunther TOSSES Booker out and ELIMINATES him! Boo! But Gunther is cornered by the Celtics again. The countdown is back, and number 22 is… DAMIAN PRIEST!

The Judgment Day is at full power as the Punisher is here! And he CLOBBERS Sheamus! And CLUBS McIntyre! Priest fires off on McIntyre but Gunther is after him. Priest ROCKS Gunther, then helps Dom up. Judgment Day mugs Rollins, then they mug Gunther! And then they mug Sheamus! And then they split off, BACKBREAKER and LEG DROP for Rollins! The countdown is back and number 23 is… MONTEZ FORD! Fans fire up as Ford also has his Spurs jersey on. Judgment Day still beats down everyone else, and McIntyre resists Priest throwing him out, Ford GAMANGIRIS Finn, and TOSSES Dom!

Dom holds on but Ford DECKS him! Dom clings to the ropes, Priest runs in but Ford dodges! CHOP! Ford then ENZIGURIS and Priest staggers! Finn kicks low, whips, but Ford skins the cat! Fans fire up and Ford says his prayers. Finn runs in but into a haymaker! Priest choke grips, to SOUTH OF HEAVEN Ford out and ELIMINATES him! Fans boo and Ford is annoyed, but now Judgment Day has all their enemies going after them! The countdown is back, number 24 is… EDGE!! The Rated R Superstar has made the R stand for ROYAL RUMBLE! Judgment Day freaks out as Edge storms up! SPEAR for Priest! SPEAR for Finn!

Dom DROPKICKS Edge onto ropes! Dom dials it up, into a SPEAR!! Edge TOSSES Priest to ELIMINATE him! Edge TOSSES Finn to ELIMINATE him! Edge glares at Rollins and fans are thunderous! But then Dom ROCKS Edge, whips, but Edge reverses! Dom tumbles out, Finn and Priest drag Edge out to ELIMINATE him! Fans boo as the Judgment Day beat down Edge! Rollins stomps Dom, the countdown is back, and number 25 is… AUSTIN THEORY! The Now of the WWE is now in the Rumble. Dom clings to ropes as Rollins tries to kick him out. Edge CLOBBERS Priest and Finn at the ramp!

Fans fire up as Edge chases Finn down! Edge CLOBBERS Finn, ROCKS Priest, the brawl continues to the dugout! But then Rhea Ripley CLOBBERS Edge!! BUT HERE COMES BETH!! The Glamazon is back from that Con-Chair-To, and she’s bringing hell with her! Rhea runs in, into a SPEAR!! Security rushes back out, they get Edge & Beth to leave. Rollins brawls with Gunther but Theory runs in. Theory ELBOWS Rollins, and he hits an AOI SHOUDO! Theory DECKS Dom, throws hands on McIntyre, but the countdown is back. Number 26 is… OMOS! The Nigerian Giant has MVP by his side, and MVP has already guaranteed a win.

Omos storms his way up to the ring while the Celtics mug Theory. Dom and Rollins brawl, but the Celtics turn their attention to Omos. They fire off hands but he shoves them back to DOUBLE LARIAT! “This is MY house!” Omos BOOTS Theory, BOOTS Dom, then scoops Theory for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Omos talks more trash, but Gunther is back! CHOP! And CHOP! Omos scowls and choke grips! OMOS CHOKE SLAMS GUNTHER!! The countdown is back, and number 27 is… BRAUN!! The Monster of All Monsters is here, and he knows what it takes to topple a giant! Omos goes after Rollis, McIntyre goes after Omos but Omos HEADBUTTS back!

Braun and Omos lock eyes now, and fans fire up! Braun gets the fans even more fired up, but Omos pie faces Braun! Braun ROCKS Omos, Omos ROCKS Braun, they brawl with haymakers and forearms! Braun throat chops then ROCKS Omos! But then Omos shakes his head. Omos swings, Braun dodges, and Braun LARIATS Omos up and out to ELIMINATE him!! So much for MVP’s guarantee! Braun then ROCKS Gunther, stomps Theory, and RAMS into Rollins! Braun lifts Rollins, Theory tries to get away from the Celtics, and Gunther has Dom! Dom holds on, Theory gets away but only to run into Braun!

The Celtics are after Rollins while Braun TOSSES Theory! Braun BOOTS Gunther, DECKS Dom, and the countdown is back. Number 28 is… RICOCHET! The King of Flight is here, backing up his tag partner in Braun. Of course, this is every man for himself, will they work together? Braun coordinates with Ricochet, RAILGUN to Dom! ENZIGURI on top! Theory lariats Braun but Braun dodges budge! Braun ROCKS Theory, Ricochet DECKS Theory, and the tag partners chest bump. But then the Celtics RAM Braun into Ricochet! They go after the Monster, but he shoves back! Double choke grips, but they slip free to dump Braun out!

Braun holds on, Gunther lurks. Braun stands up, but he gets DOUBLE BEATS OF THE BODHRAINS! Gunther HEADBUTTS McIntyre and TOSSES him! McIntyre holds on but Gunther is after him! Sheamus KNEES Gunther and saves McIntyre! Rollins is after Theory, Ricochet is after Dom. ROLLING SENTON for Gunther! Theory is on the apron but Rollins throws hands. Theory shoulders in and steps back into the ring. Gunther puts Sheamus on the apron but Sheamus holds on. McIntyre ROCKS Ricochet, Gunther CHOPS Sheamus! McIntyre saves Sheamus now! McIntyre ROCKS Gunther, but Gunther DUMPS them both out! DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!

Fans boo as the Celtic Connection realizes what happened. The countdown is back, number 29 is… LOGAN PAUL!?! The ImPAULsive Influencer is back, fired up to have another big moment! Logan runs to the ring, ready to take on anyone! All the others see the spotlight hog, and they all MUG Logan Paul! Fans love it! Ricochet drags Logan up to throw him out! Logan lands on the apron, shoulders into Ricochet, then slingshots in to BUCKSHOT! But Gunther CHOPS Logan, gut wrenches, and lifts him onto the ropes! Logan holds on, KICKS Gunther, and gets back in. But now he stares down Braun!

Fans fire up as Logan grins. Braun swings, Logan dodges and fires off body shots! Braun ROCKS Logan back, scoops him, and hits a MONSTER SLAM!! Ricochet adds a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Braun tosses Logan out but Logan stays on the apron. Number 30 is finally here, and it just has to be… CODY RHODES! The American Nightmare promised he’d return, and it has come true! Cody even gets pyro! Cody slides in and he CLOBBERS Theory! CLOBBERS Dom! Kicks and UPPERCUTS Braun! Theory fireman’s carries, Cody slips off and dodges to springboard, CODY CUTTER!! Off comes the weight belt! Free souvenir for a fan!

Dom kicks Cody, reels him in, and suplexes! Uno amigo! Dom suplexes again, Dos Amigos! Fans boo as Dom gives us Latino Heat! THREE AMI- NO, CROSS RHODES!! Cody TOSSES and ELIMINATES Dom!! But Braun gets Cody for a MONSTER BOMB! Gunther scoops Braun!? For a LAST SYMPHONY! But Ricochet hits a RUNNING SLICED BREAD! Theory hits a kick and a toss on Ricochet but he holds onto ropes! GAMANGIRI! Ricochet and Logan are across the ring from each other, they talk some trash, and they both springboard for DOUBLE FLYING LARIATS!!! Fans lose their minds over that one!

Cody drags Ricochet up to toss him! Ricochet holds on, “This is Awesome!” as Cody goes after the hands. Braun makes the save for his tag partner, but Cody dumps Braun out! Cody ELIMINATES Braun!! Ricochet body scissors Cody but Cody fights back! They brawl at the ropes, Theory CLOBBERS Ricochet to ELIMINATE him! We have our final four! Cody fires off on Theory while Rollins and Gunther catch their breath. Cody climbs up to rain down hands on Theory, and he goes all the way to TEN! Rollins elbows Gunther, Cody drags Theory up. Cody whips Theory to a corner, Theory reverses! Cody goes up and out, shoulders back in and slingshots to sunset flip!

Cody lets Rollins CURB STOMP Theory!! Theory staggers, Cody clotheslines and ELIMINATES him!! The irony that Cody and Rollins worked together! And they stare down, but also look at Gunther. Rollins asks how the pec feels. Cody isn’t gonna steal the spotlight from Rollins twice! Fans sing and Rollins wants Cody to listen. They circle, but Gunther CLUBS Rollins! Gunther ROCKS Cody, CLUBS him, but Rollins and Cody work together to mug Gunther! They mule kick, UPPERCUT, and then PEDIGREE! And then Cody hits a PEDIGREE! Rollins is annoyed but he and Cody circle again as fans fire up!

Rollins and Cody throw hands, but Gunther has the new ironman record, surpassing Rey Mysterio’s 62 minutes! Cody jabs, flips, flops ‘n’ flies, but Rollins ROCKS him first! Rollins and Cody fires off, Rollins swings but into a CROSS- NO, Snapmare! CURB- NO, Cody dodges! Rollins blocks a kick to SUPERKICK! Cody is on the ropes, Rollins wants him to come back. Kick and underhooks, but LOGAN is back?! Logan TOSSES Rollins out to ELIMINATE him!! Logan was never out but he just took out Rollins!! Fans boo and Rollins is stunned. Logan is now part of the final three, soaking up the heat.

Logan stomps Gunther, then stomps Cody. Logan says he’s going to WrestleMania, but Cody gets him for a CROSS RHODES!! Cody TOSSES and ELIMINATES Logan!! Gunther, the number one entry! Cody, the number 30th! Fans are electric as American Nightmare and Austrian Anomaly square off! Cody waistlocks, Gunther elbows and CHOPS back! Gunther whips corner to corner but Cody goes up and over. Cody ROCKS Gunther with haymakers, but Gunther CHOPS again! Gunther scoops, Cody slips free and fires off hands! Gunther CHOPS again! Cody goes to a corner, Gunther CHOPS him again!

Cody staggers but fans rally up! Gunther CHOPS again! Cody drops to his knees, has blood in his mouth, but Gunther UPPERCUTS him! Gunther runs in, but Cody dodges! Gunther ends up on the apron, Cody hits a DISASTER- LARIAT from Gunther!! Gunther steps back in, then he storms up on Cody. Gunther CLUBS Cody in the chest, but Cody throws body shots! Cody throws hands and CHOPS, but Gunther scoops to put Cody on the top rope! Gunther BENDS Cody, then CHOPS him! Then stands on the corner to STAND ON CODY!! Cody falls to the apron! Cody holds on as Gunther stomps him!

Gunther drags Cody up but Cody shoulders into Gunther! Cody CLUBS Gunther, climbs up top, but Gunther CHOPS him! Gunther climbs up after Cody, to CLUB him on the back, and then reel him in. SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!! Both men are down but Gunther forces himself up. Fans rally and Gunther KICKS Cody down! Fans rally for Cody but Gunther pie faces him. Cody fires up and fans fire up with him! Cody eggs Gunther on, they CHOP and CHOP! Cody kicks, RHODES UPPERCUTS, then CODY CUTTERS! Cody LARIATS but Gunther lands safe on the apron! Cody grits his teeth, storms up on Gunther, and fans are thunderous!

Gunther ROCKS Cody, steps in, but into a DRAGON SCREW! Gunther wobbles, Cody fires off forearms! Cody throws body shots, puts Gunther’s legs in the ropes, and fans fire up! Shoutout to big brother Dustin, with the deep breath and SHATTERED DREAMS!! Gunther falls but Cody drags Gunther up. Gunther CHOPS, Cody ROCKS Gunther, then Cody rolls, only for Gunther to SHOTGUN him down!! Gunther drags Cody up, GENERAL BOMB!! Gunther sputters, he drags Cody up again, and TOSSES Cody! But Cody holds on! Gunther is after Cody’s arms, he CLUBS Cody on the shoulder, then stands Cody back up.

Gunther CHOPS Cody but Cody CHOPS back! Gunther CHOPS again, and wraps on a SLEEPER!! Cody endures, fights the hold, and he drags Gunther over the ropes to join him! Fans are going nuts but Gunther lets go! Gunther is back in the ring but Cody climbs up. Cody leaps, into a CHOP! Gunther scoops, but Cody makes it a CROSS RHODES!! Cody LARIATS and ELIMINATES Gunther!! CODY WINS!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, at number 30 (headed to WrestleMania 39 in Hollywood)

From undesirable to undeniable, the American Nightmare has the biggest comeback in a long, long time! Will he achieve a dream and take the world title on the Grandest Stage of Them All?

 

Pitch Black Match: Bray Wyatt VS LA Knight!

No disqualifications? YEAH! No count-outs? YEAH! No way of knowing what’s going to happen with the lights down low? YEAH!! But with Uncle Howdy lurking in the shadows, will Bray be the one in control?

The fireflies come out as the piano plays. The door is there, with the light glowing behind it. The door swings open, and out walks Bray, with heavy eye-black around the eyes. Bray enters the ring, puts the lantern out, and for now, the lights are up. The fans rally up and the bell rings. The lights change to be black light and lasers, and we see glowing paint on Bray’s body! Knight himself is glowing because of his yellow tights, but Bray CLOBBERS him! Bray rains down fists, CHOKES Knight, then lets off to drag Knight up. Bray CLUBS Knight, stomps him, and drags him up. Bray grins and fans fire up as Bray suplex TOSSES Knight away!

Bray stalks Knight, drags him up and ROCKS him with a right! Bray CHOPS Knight in a corner, stalks him to another corner, and hoists him up top. TWO-HAND OVERHEAD TOSS!! Knight bails out and fans fire up as Bray has a wild look on his face. Bray goes out after Knight, bumps him off barriers, and then brings him around. Bray whips Knight but he reverses, and Bray hits steel steps! Bray tumbles up and over and Knight hurries to move those steel steps. Knight brings those steps to the announce desk, but Bray CLOBBERS Knight over the barriers! Bray clears the desk, there’s all sorts of glowing bits splattering around!

Bray CLUBS Knight, drags him up, and CLUBS him against the barriers. Bray drags Knight up the steel steps, but Knight fights the suplex! Knight HOTSHOTS Bray off the barriers, then hurries back up to FLYING BULLDOG through the desk!! It’s an explosion of glowing particles and fans fire up! Knight scrambles away while Bray is still in the wreckage. Knight gets in the ring, but then Bray brings out a TOOLBOX! A flashback to his match with Seth Rollins! Knight stomps Bray at the ropes, throws hands, but Bray choke grips! Bray CHOKE- NO, Knight knees free, cravats, but Bray shoves him right out of the ring!

Bray stands back up, fans fire up and he storms over, but Knight KENDO STICK SMACKS Bray! Knight goes up to FLYING KENDO SMACK! Knight swings again, but Bray catches him! SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, Bray wins!!

Winner: Bray Wyatt, by pinfall

The inner darkness was on display in this neon nightmare, will the Mega Star learn to leave well enough alone from now on? But then Bray puts on a new mask?! Bray stalks Knight but Knight grabs the kendo stick! Knight runs from Predator Bray and they go to the barriers. Knight SMACKS Bray, but Bray keeps storming up on him! Knight runs through the crowd, SMACKS Bray again, but Bray keeps hunting him! They go around behind the stage, there are White Rabbit symbols all over the place! Bray gets the MANDIBLE CLAW clamped on! Bray SMOTHERS Knight! Knight goes night-night and Bray lets him go. And there, in the rafters, is UNCLE HOWDY!

Howdy waves hi to Bray, and Bray nods. Bray looms over Knight, and then Howdy SUPER ELBOW DROPS onto Knight!! They crash down and there’s an EXPLOSION of pyro! And the puppets, Huskis the Pig Boy, Ramblin’ Rabbit, Mercy the Buzzard and Abby the Witch are watching from the rafters! Fans lose their minds, did Knight just lose his soul!?

 

Tonight’s attendance: 51,338!

 

Raw Women’s Championship: Bianca Belair VS Alexa Bliss!

We just saw how Uncle Howdy’s influence empowered Bray Wyatt, but Twisted Miss Bliss insists no one is pulling her strings. Will Alexa prove that she is in control? Or will she need Howdy’s help in dethroning the EST of the WWE?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the scariEST on Raw!

The bell rings and ALexa rushes in! They brawl with fast hands and fans fire up! Bianca RAMS Alexa into the corner, and again, then hits a short arm LARIAT! Bianca huffs and puffs and then hauls Alexa up to HIP TOSS! Bianca RAMS Alexa into the corner again, then climbs up top. Fans fire up as Bianca rains down fists! Alexa slips out at 5 to trip Bianca up and then dump her down! And then dropkick her for good measure! Alexa KICKS Bianca around, then snapmares her for another KICK! Bianca writhes but Alexa gets her for a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Bianca endures, but Alexa pulls the braid for added pressure!

The ref reprimands and counts, and Alexa kicks Bianca as she lets off at 4. Alexa stomps Bianca in a corner, lets off at 4 again, and Bianca goes to ropes. Alexa runs in to DOUBLE KNEE Bianca in the back! Cover, ONE!! Bianca is the toughEST but Alexa laughs as she clamps on a chinlock. Bianca endures, fans rally up, and Bianca fights up. But Alexa CLAWS Bianca’s face! Alexa keeps on the chinlock but fans rally. Bianca fights up, pries free and arm-drags Alexa away! Bianca runs in, Alexa dodges but Bianca blocks the roll-up! Alexa kicks the leg then KICKS Bianca down! Cover, TWO! Alexa clamps back on with a chinlock.

Bianca endures as Alexa says, “You couldn’t just leave it alone, could you?” Bianca grabs at Alexa but Alexa thrashes Bianca around. Fans rally, Bianca fights up, and Bianca RAMS Alexa into buckles! Alexa lets go, pulls the hair, and has a HANGING SLEEPER! Bianca kicks and flails, the ref reprimands, but Bianca carries Alexa as a backpack! She spins Alexa around to then suplex high and hard! Fans fire up while both women are down! Bianca and Alexa snarl, they rush at each other, and Bianca wrenches to kick low, knee low and ROCK Alexa! Bianca CLUBS away, TOSSES Alexa then DROPKICKS her! Bianca kips up and fans fire up!

Bianca has Alexa in a corner, climbs up again and rains down fists! Fans count along and Bianca goes all the way to TEN! Then past that to FIFTEEN! Bianca backflips, runs in, but Alexa dodges! Bianca grabs Alexa by her hair now, reels her in, and has a HANGING SLEEPER of her own! Alexa endures, Bianca lets go at 4, and then grabs the arms for a SURFBOARD STOMP! Bianca runs to handspring MOONSAULT onto knees! Alexa saves herself, and then runs. Bianca dodges, Alexa tilt-o-whirls but Bianca blocks to make it a FACEBUSTER! Handspring MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Alexa shows her own toughness but Bianca keeps cool.

Bianca torture racks Alexa but Alexa fights free! Alexa KICKS a leg out, then SLAPS, ROCKS and KNEES Bianca, to SHOT- NO, Bianca blocks the dropkick to roll Alexa and reel her in! But Alexa fights free of the bomb to KICK and BLISS-DT! Cover, TWO!! Bianca survives, continuing to show she is the toughEST! Alexa KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Bianca, showing she’s perhaps the meanEST. Alexa sits Bianca up to SLAP her! Insult2Injury 2.0! Cover, TWO! Alexa drags Bianca up by her hair, looks at her own hand, but Bianca blocks the claw! Alexa slips free of the wrench, clinches, but Bianca powers out! Torture rack, KISS OF DEATH!! Cover, Bianca wins!

Winner: Bianca Belair, by pinfall (still Raw Women’s Champion)

For a moment, it seemed like Alexa was giving into Uncle Howdy, but that cost her! Bianca is still the RawEST Women’s Champion, will she be waiting on the Women’s Royal Rumble match to find her WrestleMania

As for Alexa, visions of the playground return. And then Uncle Howdy laughs from the screen as he shows her the past. “Do you feel in charge? Do you feel in charge?” Alexa’s face is frightened, but will she run away from or run towards the darkness?

 

2023 Women’s Royal Rumble match!

Charlotte Flair has the SmackDown Women’s Championship, and we just saw Bianca Belair retain the Raw Women’s Championship. The winner of this match has their choice between the two, who survives the field of 30 to be the one headed to WrestleMania?

The first one out is… RHEA RIPLEY! It seems Mami isn’t going to let Beth Phoenix’s spear stop her from eradicating the Road to WrestleMania. Out second is… LIV MORGAN! She wanted to be number one, but this is all relative when she will also have to take on all comers. The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Liv says she’s going to Mania, and Rhea just smirks. They fire off hands and fans fire up! Rhea gets the edge, she CLUBS Liv, then she TOSSES Liv to a corner! Rhea dusts herself off, runs in but Liv dodges! Liv fires off hands, Rhea shoves her away, and then BOOTS her down!

Rhea looks to the Mania sign, fans rally up, and Rhea drags Liv up. Rhea reels Liv in, suplexes her, but Liv slips free! Liv hits a BACKSTABBER! Liv back body blocks in a corner, comes back to SHINING WIZARD, and then she snapmares Rhea. The countdown is here, Liv LEAPS, but into Rhea’s arms! Rhea suplexes Liv while number three is… DANA BROOKE! The Flex Appeal has not missed a Rumble yet, but will she win this one? Liv ENZIGURIS Rhea down so Dana better hurry! Dana runs down the ramp, hurries up a corner, and she DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICKS! Liv goes to a corner, Rhea to the other!

Dana handsprings in to back elbow Liv! And then handsprings the other way, but Rhea catches her! Rhea hits a back suplex but Dana lands on her feet to POST Rhea! Liv kicks Dana, whips her to ropes, but Dana reverses to hip toss! Dana handsprings and basement dropkicks Liv down! Liv goes to a corner, Dana runs in but into an elbow. Liv goes up and kicks, but Dana blocks! Dana ROCKS Liv, climbs up after her, but the two brawl. The countdown is back as Dana SUPERPLEXES Liv! Number four is… EMMA! The Aussie with Attitude wants to make it #AllAboutMe, and she’s finally in a Women’s Rumble!

Emma rushes in, Rhea gut wrenches but Dana turns it into a NECKBREAKER! Emma HOTSHOTS Rhea at the ropes! Rhea runs back in but Emma dodges the boot to tilt-o-whirl RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Dana and Emma work together as old friends, whip and handspring elbow for Rhea! Emma whips Liv in, she SHINING WIZARDS Rhea! Emma runs in, EMMAMITE SANDWICH! Emma drags Rhea up, Liv and Dana help out, Mami has a 3v1! The countdown is back as Rhea fights free! Number five is… SHAYNA BASZLER! The Queen of Spades promised to #TapNapOrSnap all 29 others, and she’s got her pick of the bunch!

Shayna kicks Emma, to gut wrench and SLAM her! Rhea storms up but Shayna wrenches the arm to a double wristlock! They’re on the ropes, Liv goes to dump them both out! Shayna ELBOWS Liv but Liv kicks, BOOTS and ENZIGURIS, only to end up in an ANKLE LOCK! Liv rolls through but Shayna KICKS her down! Shayna swings Dana for a BACKBREAKER, dragon sleeper, and NECKBREAKER! Shayna isolates an arm to STOMP it! Dana writhes but Shayna stalks her. The countdown is back, number six is… Damage Control’s BAYLEY! The Role Model swaggers while Liv and Dana lift Shayna.

Emma and Rhea brawl, Bayley slides in but into ObLIVion!! Liv throws Bayley up and out but Bayley clings to ropes! Liv stomps away, then bumps her off buckles. Bayley ROCKS Liv, kicks her and ROCKS her again. Emma BOOTS Rhea, Bayley tells fans to shut up and she stomps away on Liv. Emma stomps Shayna, Bayley CLUBSL Emma. Bayley stomps Liv, the countdown is back. Number seven is… B-FAB! Hit Row’s leading lady makes her Rumble debut, swaggers her way to the ring while the others brawl. Liv ROCKS Rhea, Shayna CLUBS Dana, B-Fab DECKS Emma! B-Fab throws Liv away, ROCKS Shayna, then BOOTS Liv!

Dana runs in but B-Fab scoops her and SLAMS her! B-Fab wrenches Bayley to HOOK KICK! Rhea runs in, ducks the hook kick and HEADBUTTS B-Fab! Rhea TOSSES and ELIMINATES B-Fab! Rhea has a bloody nose but she smiles all the same. Bayley is after Liv but Liv SPANKS her away. Dana ROCKS Liv, the countdown is back, and number eight is… NXT WOMEN’S CHAMPION, ROXANNE PEREZ!! Texas fires up for their own, and the Prodigy makes her Rumble debut! She climbs up top, and CROSSBODIES Dana down! Roxie fires up, she UPPERCUTS Shayna, then rolls to dodge Emma. Emma ends up hitting Shayna, Roxie UPPERCUTS her!

Rhea whips but Roxie tilt-o-whirls and goes around to RANA! Fans fire up with the kip up! But Bayley whips! Roxie reverses, rolls her, and CLOBBERS her! Roxie CLUBS away on Bayley, throws her over but Bayley clings to ropes. Emma and Liv help out, as does Dana, but Bayley slips back in. They all stomp Bayley but the countdown is back. Number nine is… DAKOTA KAI! Bayley has back-up from her DMG CTRL teammate! #CobraKai rushes in, DECKS Liv, ROCKS Shayna, ROCKS Dana, CLUBS Roxie and CLUBS Emma! Kai then hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Roxie! And a SCORPION KICK to Emma!

Bayley and Dakota stand together and fans boo. But DMG CTRL gets mugged! Liv stomps Dakota, Dana and Emma lift Bayley. Bayley clings to the top rope, fights free, and then helps Dakota with Liv. Liv throws kicks, the countdown is back again. Number ten is… IYO SKY! DMG CTRL is now at 100% as the Evil Genius rushes out! Roxie and Emma lift Bayley, Liv and Dana stomp Kai. Sky springboards to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK Liv and Dana! Sky stomps Shayna, ROCKS Emma, but Shayna hits Sky back! These two are no strangers, Shayna whips but Sky ducks ‘n’ dodges and handsprings through to then SHOTGUN dropkick!

sky kips up and fans fire up while DMG CTRL focuses on Emma! Emma clings to ropes, kicks DMG CTRL away, then Dana helps Emma skin the cat. But DMG CTRL DUMPS and ELIMINATES Dana! Emma fires off on each of them, dodges Bayley but is put on the apron. Kai BOOTS and ELIMINATES Emma! But Roxie dumps Kai out! DMG CTRL hurries to attack Roxie and save Kai! Roxie fires off hands on all three of them! Roxie runs, goes up and over but Bayley catches her! ASSISTED SHOTGUN sends Roxie out, DMG CTRL ELIMINATES her! Fans boo but the countdown is back. Number 11 is… NATALYA!

The Queen of Harts is here and the Queen of Spades is a bit worried! Natty is back after Shayna broke her nose months ago! Natty storms right in and DECKS Bayley, DECKS Kai, and DECKS Sky! DISCUS for Liv! Shayna CLUBS Natty, drags her up, and RAMS her into a corner! Shayna fires off hands, hoists her up, but Natty clings to ropes. Natty CLUBS Shayna, Bayley stomps Liv, Kai & Sky mug Rhea. DMG CTRL mugs Rhea, Liv and Shayna work together on Natty. The countdown is back, number 12 is… CANDICE LERAE! The Poison Pixie has a bone to pick with DMG CTRL, and Liv fights them off.

Candice back body blocks Kai! Candice puts Sky on the apron, blocks a boot and puts Kai outside! Bayley runs in but Candice doges! Bayley hits Kai & Sky but they cling to ropes! Candice suplexes Bayley, but Shayna KNEES Candice down! Shayna also remembers Candice from their past, and she throws hands. DMG CTRL regroups to go after Rhea, but now Natty and Shayna square off. Natty SLAPS Shayna, then ducks the haymaker to GERMAN SUPLEX! Natty storms up but Shayna throws hands. Shayna puts Natty on the apron, runs in, but Natty dodges the knee! Natty dumps Shayna up and out, but Shayna holds ropes!!

Shayna grabs Natty in a KIRAFUDA KLUTCH! DMG CTRL help get Natty out, but then they BLAST them both off! DMG CTRL ELIMINATES both Natty and Shayna! The countdown is back, number 13 is… ZOEY STARK! The Hunter of NXT is here for her own debut! Stark has a lot of prey, and she rushes right in to CLOBBER Bayley! SUPERKICK for Liv! HEEL KICK for Kai! And a DRAGON SUPLEX for her former tag partner, Sky! Stark kips up, but Rhea throws her out! Stark lands on the apron, ROUNDHOUSES Rhea, and then slingshots in for an ARABIAN SENTON! Stark drags Rhea up and has her on the ropes!

Rhea fights off Stark while DMG CTRL mugs Liv. Candice helps Liv but that’s still 3v2! The countdown is back, number 14 is… XIA LI! The Protector is now the Eliminator, and she’s looking to make that literal tonight! But the ref won’t let her bring the Bo staff in, so she shoves the staff into the ref! Xia BOOTS Candice, HEEL KICKS Liv, and blocks a kick from Stark to shove her down! ROLLING KICK for Rhea, and then a STEP-UP ELBOW in the corner! Xia roars and fans fire up, but DMG CTRL pounces on her! They mug Xia, they go back after Candice, but Candice turns double suplex into DOUBLE NECKBREAKER!

Bayley CLOBBERS Candice, scoops her, but Candice slips free before the assisted shotgun! Sky ends up in ropes, Candice CHOPS Kai and Bayley! Sky gets back in, DMG CTRL goes after Candice! Candice goes up top and BOOTS Bayley away, but Sky’s SHOTEI sends Candice tumbling to the floor! Sky ELIMINATES Candice! Fans boo but DMG CTRL is all fired up. The countdown is back, number 15 is… BECKY LYNCH!? The Man has come ’round, and DMG CTRL is freaking out! Becky storms right to the ring, DMG CTRL slides out under the ropes, but Becky DECKS Kai and DECKS Sky! Becky goes right after Bayley and the brawl is on!

Fans fire up as Becky fires off on Bayley, bumps her off buckles and stomps a mudhole in! Becky drags Bayley up, throws her but Bayley reverses! Becky goes through the second rope, drags Bayley out from the bottom rope, and then RAMS her into the apron! Becky DECKS Kai and DECKS Sky again, but the 3v1 catches up to her! Fans boo as DMG CTRL drag Becky up to RAM her into barriers! Then they drag Becky up to TOSS Becky over the desk! The refs reprimand but there’s nothing they can do. The countdown is back, number 16 is… TEGAN NOX! The Welsh Firecracker is here, ready to pop off!

DMG CTRL goes in to beat up on Stark and Liv, and Nox gest on the corner! Nox MOLLY-GO-ROUNDS Rhea! And UPPERCUTS Stark! And UPPERCUTS Xia! And UPPERCUTS Kai into Sky! Another shot for Xia, another for Stark, then a CANNONBALL for Kai & Sky! Nox brings Xia out for a GOURD BUSTER! Bayley CLUBS Rhea, Nox KNEES Kai! Stark runs in, Liv ROCKS her! Liv and Nox work together, LIV IN MOTION on Stark! SHINIEST WIZARD! Liv & Nox drag Stark up, but the countdown is back. Number 17 is… ASUKA!! The Empress of Tomorrow is back from her soul searching, and she has an even fiercer kabuki mask!

Asuka takes off the mask to reveal DEMON CLOWN ASUKA! Once upon a time is right here and right now! Everyone is shocked as Asuka steps into the ring. Liv and NOx rush in, Asuka dodges to run them over! POP-UP KNEE for Liv! Stark KICKS but Asuka just takes it! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bayley runs in but misses the sliding lariat! Asuka smiles and Bayley is speechless. Asuka spins, Bayley pie faces! Asuka just grins as she stares Bayley down. Fans are thunderous for Asuka, and she URAKENS! URAKENS! SOBATGS! KICKS! URAKENS! And HEEL KICKS!! Asuka throws Bayley out but she clings to the ropes!

Asuka drags Bayley up, Bayley HOTSHOTS her! Nox UPPERCUTS Asuka, runs, but into a spin! Backslide, roll through, SUPERKICK from Nox! Nox runs in but is put on the apron! ROUNDHOUSE! Nox falls, Asuka ELIMINATES her! But DMG CTRL is after her! The countdown is back, number 18 is… PIPER NIVEN! She dropped the Doudrop, and is reedy to be the Scottish Viper! DMG CTRL mugs Xia, Asuka has Bayley, but Piper storms in to CLOBBER Bayley! She CLOBBERS Kai! She CLOBBERS Sky! She wrenches Stark to RAM her, then whips her into a corner! BIG back elbow, and then Xia runs in, into an URENAGE! And SENTON!

Piper swings but Bayley dodges but Piper scoops her. Bayley slips off, but Piper elbows her! Piper scoops Liv to SLAM her on Bayley! Then she SPLASHES them both! Fans fire up, the countdown is back, and number 19 is… TAMINA! Nobody meana, and the Daughter of Superfly is right after Piper! Fans fire up, but then DMG CTRL steps up. Piper and Tamina DECK them, then DECK Liv! They throw hands with each other, Tamina UPPERCUTS! Piper runs in, Tamina dodges to SUPERKICK! Kai CHOP BLOCKS Tamina and DMG CTRL mugs her! Becky goes after DMG CTRL! Fans fire up as Becky fires off on Bayley!

Kai goes after Becky, scoops but Becky slips out! Becky catches Sky, DOUBLE DDT COMBO! The countdown is back and number 20 is… “Shh… It’s Chelsea.” CHELSEA GREEN, that is! The Hot Mess is back in the WWE and fans fire up! Bayley and Becky brawl, but Chelsea slides in, only for Rhea to TOSS her and ELIMINATE her! Well, thanks for coming, Chelsea… Becky dumps Bayley over, Kai CLUBS her! Becky TOSSES and ELIMINATES Kai! Becky kicks Bayley, TOSSES Sky, and ELIMINATES her! But then Bayley TOSSES and ELIMINATES Becky!! But then Liv DUMPS and ELIMINATES Bayley!! And now Becky brawls with DMG CTRL!

DMG CTRL dumps Becky into the crowd but she comes back to drag Bayley over! The brawling continues, they go off into the night, and Rhea is after Asuka. Tamina is after Piper, Stark digs a knee into Xia, but the countdown is back. Number 21 is… ZELINA VEGA! La Muneca is cosplaying Juri from Street Fighter, in honor of getting to be part of Street Fighter VI. Vega hits a DESTROYER on Rhea! Piper scoops Vega and puts her on the apron! Vega ROUNDHOUSES, trips Piper, and says she’s going to Mania! But Xia and Tamina are both on the apron with her… Xia and Vega go Street Fighter on the edge! But Veg blocks a boot, throws Xia down and stomps her!

Vega lifts Xia up with her foot, to HEEL KICK her and ELIMINATE her! Vega then gets in with a FLYING CODE BREAKER to Piper! The countdown is back, and number 22 is… RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ! Big Mami Cool has Texas behind her as she storms to the ring. Raquel slides in, scoops Vega, BOOTS Tamina, then gives Vega SNAKE EYES! LARIAT for Liv, LARIAT for Piper! Raquel swings, Rhea dodges, but that LEFT comes in! Raquel roars, dodges Stark, and catches the crossbody! FALL AWAY SLAM! Raquel catches Asuka, for a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Fans fire up but Vega CHOP BLOCKS Raquel!

Raquel is mad, and she picks Vega up with both hands! Raquel puts Vega up top but Vega hits back! The countdown is back as Vega FLYING RANAS Raquel! Number 23 is… MIA YIM! Michin is here, ready to prove she IS the Head Baddie In Charge! Mia hurries to the ring, shoulders into Stark and then TORNADO DDTs! SHOTGUN for Tamina! ROCK for Liv! ENZIGURI for Raquel! HEEL KICK for Asuka! Tilt-o-whirl DDT for Rhea! Tamina UPPERCUTS Mia down! And Piper SENTONS! Piper drags Mia up and throws her at the ropes but Mia holds on. Raquel lifts Stark, Stark fights back and steps in. Stark kicks Raquel and bumps her off buckles.

The countdown is back as Mia, Vega and Asuka gang up on Piper. Number 24 is… LACEY EVANS! The Model Soldier returned on SmackDown, and now she returns to the Rumble. Lacey gest in, dodges Tamina and BOOTS Piper! WOMAN’s RIGHT for Tamina! Lacey TOSSES Liv onto Tamina! Lacey goes up and headstands, for the BRONCO BUSTER on Liv! Asuka nd Mia brawl, Tamina CLUBS Lacey and throws her over the top rope! Lacey ROCKS Tamina back! Lacey shoulders into Stark, sweeps the legs, and then slingshot elbow drops! Lacey salutes but fans are torn. Liv, Rhea and Raquel mug Piper, the countdown is back, and number 25 is… MICHELLE MCCOOL!?

McCool is in the crowd, but turns out she’s dressed to compete! She hops the barriers, brawls with Tamina, and POSTS her! McCool catches Liv for an OVERHEAD Suplex! McCool UPPERCUTS Piper, blocks a Rana and hits a STYLES CLASH! McCool KNEES Mia in a corner, KNEES Piper in the other, and fans fire up! But Tamina kicks McCool, whips, but McCool reverses! Tamina goes up and out, holds on, but McCool BOOTS her down and ELIMINATES her! Rhea brawls with McCool but McCool KNEES her! Liv KNEES Asuka in a corner, the countdown is back, and number 26 is… INDI HARTWELL!

NXT’s #IndiWrestling is here, ready to be Impressive! Indi slides in, CLOBBERS Stark, CLOBBERS Liv, BOOTS Mia, and kicks Raquel to CLUB and JAB! Indi dodges Stark to SPINEBUSTER! Indi points to the Mania sign, and then she hoists Lacey up. Lacey throws elbows, Liv brawls with McCool. Lacey CHOKES Indi, Raquel hoists Rhea by her legs. Piper and Asuka claw at each other, and the countdown is back. Number 27 is… SONYA DEVILLE! Sonya is getting a title match next Friday, will this golden ticket be her insurance policy? Sonya takes her time as Stark brawls with Mia. Mia throat chops and CLUBS Stark down, then wrenches for SOLE FOOD!

Sonya slides in, she KNEES Stark down! Sonya drags Stark up to toss her out and ELIMINATE her! “Stay in NXT, honey.” Sonya runs to KNEE Raquel down! Sonya turns around, Asuka SOBATS! Asuka KICKS, KICKS and KICKS, but Sonya blocks! Sonya ROCKS Asuka, gives back those KICKS, then runs, but Asuka follows! Sonya dodges, both women duck a kick, but then DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES take them both down! Fans fire up while Mia and Indi brawl. Vega boots Lacy while upside-down! Lacey blocks the drop toehold and stomps Vega! Lacey drags Vega up the corner to a COBRA CLUTCH!!

Vega flails, but she fades out! Lacey drags Vega over the top rope and DUMPS her! Lacey ELIMINATES Vega! The countdown is back, and number 28 is… SHOTZI BLACKHEART! The wild child is back, and so is her #TCB tank! Shotzi hurries to the ring, time to Take Care o’ Bidness! Shotzi climbs the corner to CROSSBODY Raquel and Piper down! Shotzi brawls with Mia, ROUNDHOUSES her, but Raquel whips her! Shotzi springboards to wheelbarrow and put Rhea on the ropes! Shotzi kicks Lacey, suplexes her and hangs her out to dry! Sonya tosses Shotzi but Shotzi holds on! Indi runs in, Sonya dumps her out!

Indi ROCKS Sonya, springboards but Sonya shoves her down! Sonya ELIMINATES Indi! Fans boo but Raquel storms up to go after Sonya! Raquel hoists Sonya up, the countdown is back, and number 29 is… NIKKI CROSS! Anarchy has come to the Rumble! Nikki runs in to CLOBBER Shotzi! Sonya drags Nikki up but Nikki ROCKS her! She DECKS Liv, and basically hits everyone once as she makes a lap around the ring! Nikki whips around her jacket and fans fire up! Nikki kicks Shotzi, and hits the PURGE! Nikki drags Shotzi up, but that’s dead weight after hitting that neckbreaker. Lacey CLUBS Nikki while Raquel CLUBS Sonya down.

Piper is after McCool, and the countdown is back. Number 30 is… NIA JAX?!? The Irresistible Force returns to the WWE!! All eyes are on her as she storms down the ramp, and she smiles at all the attention. Nia gets in the ring, fans fire up, and Nia says SHE is going to Mania! But uh, her egging them on has them go at her, 11 against one! But Nia EXPLODES out! Nia CLOBBERS Nikki, CLOBBERS Mia, HEADBUTTS Sonya, and then stares Raquel down! Fans are thunderous again, and they throw hands! Raquel gets the edge, then scoops! But Nia fights free to HEADBUTT Raquel down! Liv runs in, but into a fireman’s carry!

Liv flails, gets a SLEEPER, but Nia THROWS her away! “I’m back, bitch!!” Nia HEADBUTTS McCool but the URAKEN and CODE BREAKER stagger her! ANOTHER CODE BREAKER! Rhea scoops Nia?! The slam wasn’t that strong, but Rhea kicks and CLUBS away on Nia! Pump handle, for the RIPTIDE?!?! Fans lose their minds as Rhea and everyone else drags Nia up! They ALL ELIMINATE Nia!! Nia is pissed but fans love it! But then Nikki goes after McCool, and everyone else break off into their brawling! Fans taunt Nia with “Hey hey hey, good-bye~!” Nikki clings to ropes as McCool lift her.

Sonya is after Asuka, Shotzi fights off Lacey, and Raquel fireman’s carries Lacey! Raquel puts Lacey on the apron but Lacey HOTSHOTS back! Raquel swings, Lacey ducks, but the LEFT knocks her down! Raquel ELIMINATES Lacey! But then Asuka KICKS Raquel! Raquel scowls but Asuka KICKS, KICKS and URAKENS! But Raquel trips Asuka,  deadlifts her, but Asuka fights free! ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Raquel endures, fights up, deadlifts again, for a TEXANA BOMB to the outside! Asuka lands safe, Sonya goes after Raquel but Raquel whips Sonya out! Asuka ROCKS Sonya, Sonya ROCKS back! Raquel runs in, into DOUBLE KICKS!

Asuka BOOTS Sonya, and POP-UP KNEES! Sonya BOOTS back, but runs into a ROUNDHOUSE! Sonya falls, ASUKA ELIMINATES her! Guess Sonya will have to rely on her shot next week. Rhea DUMPS McCool out to ELIMINATE her! Shotzi fights against Mia but Mia puts her on the outside. Mia wenches for SOLE FOOD! Shotzi falls, Mia ELIMINATES her! But then Piper TOSSES Mia onto Shotzi to ELIMINATE her! Piper and Raquel stare down, they RAM each other! Piper wrenches to a clinch and SAIDO! Piper runs into the corner, CANNONBALL! Piper then climbs up the corner, for the VADER- NO, Raquel blocks and tosses Piper out!

Piper is on the apron, Raquel BOOTS her down and ELIMINATES her! Fans fire up, but Rhea runs in! Raquel blocks the bot, hoists Rhea up, and TEXANA BOMBS her! But Rhea headscissors Raquel to bring her out! Rhea BOOTS and ELIMINATES Raquel!! Nikki is after Asuka but Rhea dumps each of them out! They’re both on the apron, they both ROCK Rhea with forearm after forearm! Nikki and Asuka brawl now, Nikki HOTSHOTS Asuka, then drapes her out. Liv BLASTS Nikki and ELIMINATES her!! The final three are Asuka and the two women who started this match in Rhea and Liv!

Fans rally up, Asuka and Liv are both loving this! Even Rhea grins, she’s getting into it, too! They all circle, Rhea swing but Asuka dodges to ROCK Liv! Asuka mule kicks Rhea, mule kicks Liv, but Liv dodges to wheelbarrow. Rhea TOSSES her at Asuka for a CODE BREAKER! Rhea throws Liv, Liv throws Rhea! Rhea HEADBUTTS Liv, drags her up onto the ropes and to the apron! They brawl out there, Rhea BOOTS Liv, but Asuka runs in! HIP ATTACK is caught! Rhea turns Asuka around, suplexes her out, but Asuka is on the apron now! They continue to brawl, Rhea ducks as Asuka BLOWS BLUE MIST! Liv gets a face full!!

Liv sits, Rhea BOOTS Asuka down to ELIMINATE her! Rhea grins and stands back up. Liv reaches out blindly but Rhea drags her up, CODE BREAKER!! Rhea dangles over the floor! Liv hurries to find her way, and she punches the hands! But Rhea reaches up to RANA Liv, and WIN!!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, at number one (headed to WrestleMania 39 in Hollywood)

One hour, one minute and three seconds is the historic run Rhea had in this match, to win! Will Rhea eradicate whichever champion she chooses on the Grandest Stage of Them All?

 

Country Rock star, Hardy, is here live!

And he’s here to perform his hit song, the official 2023 Royal Rumble theme, Sold Out!

 

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship: Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman & Sami Zayn VS Kevin Owens!

The Honorary Uce has found himself stuck between The Bloodline and his best frenemy. He wants to prove his loyalty and value to the Tribal Chief, but there is a “final test” still to come. Will Sami pass that test? Will Roman retain the title? Or will the Prizefighter #StunTheWorld by finally ending the reign of terror?

Fans lift their fingers for the Tribal Chief. As Roman decreed earlier, only the Wise Man and Sami are with him for the entrance. Roman raises the belts for the pyro, then continues to the ring. Once again, Roman lifts the belts for more pyro. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is truly Head of the Table!

The bell rings and Kevin stares Roman down. Sami paces outside while Heyman watches closely. Roman says he’s gonna teach Kevin a lesson as he and Kevin circle. Fans cheer on “SAMI USO!” and Kevin says that must annoy Roman. Roman and Kevin circle, tie up, and go around. Roman headlocks, Kevin powers out but Roman runs Kevin over! Kevin gets up quickly enough and Roman tells Sami that this is Roman teaching Kevin a lesson. Sami says it is, and Roman circles with Kevin again. They tie up, go around again, and Roman headlocks again. Kevin powers out again, but Roman runs Kevin over again!

Kevin gets up, shakes out the arm, and Roman is talking more trash. Kevin goes to a corner and catches his breath. They reset, fans rally up, and the two tie up. Roman headlocks again, Kevin powers out again, but Kevin drops down to then CLOBBER Roman! And SENTON! Fans fire up with Kevin as he says “SUCK IT!” Kevin stomps away on Roman, goes corner to corner and runs back in, CANNONBALL! Fans fire up while Roman bails out. Kevin goes out to ROCK Roman! And CLUB him! Kevin follows Roman around the way to throw hands. Roman ROCKS Kevin in return, and HEADBUTTS! Kevin CHOPS, ROCKS, but Roman kicks back!

Roman whips, Kevin reverses, and Roman hits barriers! Kevin then CLOBBERS Roman again! Fans fire up and Kevin SENTONS again! Kevin drags Roman up, puts him in the ring, and he throws hands. Roman staggers, Kevin taunts him and throws more hands. Kevin throws body shots in the corner, but lets off as the ref counts. Kevin whips corner to corner, Roman reverses and Kevin hits buckles hard! Kevin tumbles up and down the corner, and Roman stands him back up. URENAGE! Cover, TWO! Kevin just gets that shoulder up and Roman is annoyed. Sami coaches Roman, and Roman stalks Kevin to ropes.

Roman CHOKES Kevin, the ref counts, and Roman lets off at 4. Sami moves aside as Roman goes out after Kevin. Fans rally as Roman runs for the DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Kevin is hanging tough and Roman is annoyed, and maybe even confused. Roman throws crossface forearms, then clamps on a chinlock. Kevin endures, fights up, and he throws body shots. But Roman ROCKS Kevin with an uppercut! Heyman says that was a good one! Kevin ends up in a corner, and Roman CHOPS! And point-blank LARIATS again and again! Roman goes all the way to nine, then runs, into a forearm!

Kevin throws more hands, Roman ROCKS Kevin back, and they brawl with forearms back and forth! Kevin gets the edge, runs, but into a BOOT! Kevin wobbles, Roman runs, but into a LARIAT! Fans fire up and Roman sits up, rather stunned! Kevin ROCKS, CHOPS and repeat! Kevin whips, Roman KICKS back! Roman runs, but Kevin LARIATS Roman up and out of the ring! Kevin then goes to the apron, to FROG SPLASH to the floor! Kevin hurries to haul Roman into the ring and then climbs a corner! Another FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Heyman and Sami look worried but Roman is still in this.

Kevin goes to ropes and stands up while Roman sputters and coughs. Kevin aims from the corner and wants Roman to stand up. “Get up, you manipulative piece of crap!” Roman stands, Kevin runs in, but the superkick is blocked! Roman reels Kevin in, SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Kevin survives but both men are down while fans rally up. Sami argues the count with the ref but the ref says it was fair. Roman raises his finger and San Antonio joins in, #HeTheOne. Roman locks ‘n’ loads, runs in, SUPER- NO, Kevin dodges and gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Roman is in the corner, Kevin runs in, SUPERMAN PUNCH! Cover, TWO!!

Heyman is frustrated and Sami also seems worried. Kevin and Roman stir, and Roman sits up. Fans rally, Roman doesn’t like that, but he goes back to a corner. Roman aims again, “OOOAH~!” Roman runs in, but Kevin POSTS him!! SUPERKICK!! Kevin goes up top, for a SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Roman survives and Heyman is beside himself with stress. Kevin stomps Roman, then goes back to the corner. Heyman shouts at Roman to get up as Kevin climbs again. Heyman PLEADS, and Roman stands to UPPERCUT Kevin! Roman ROCKS Kevin again, climbs up after him, but Kevin hits back with haymakers!

The two brawl up top, Kevin gets the edge, and Roman staggers away. But Roman comes back to ROCK Kevin, then climbs back up! But Kevin throws body shots and headbutts! Kevin ELBOWS Roman down! Roman is in the drop zone, Kevin adjusts, BEST MOON- NO, Kevin slips and falls, but onto Roman anyway! Elbow drop, then Kevin climbs back up, BEST MOONSAULT FLOP!! Roman avoids disaster, and SPEARS Kevin down!! Cover, TWO!?! Roman can’t believe that Kevin survives both his own mistake and Roman’s best shot! Fans rally up as Kevin sits up. Roman goes to the corner and says he’s ending this!

Fans are torn as Roman reloads, “OOOAH~!” But he runs into a KICK! STUN- NO, Roman shoves Kevin into the ref! The ref goes down, Roman runs in, POP-UP POWRBOMB! Cover, but again, no ref! Kevin would’ve won twice over by now! Kevin realizes the error in his calculations, and he calls for someone to show up. Kevin drags Roman up, but Roman LOW BLOWS!! Roman then shouts at Sami to do something! Sami says he was told to do nothing but be here! Well Roman’s telling him NOW, GET A CHAIR! Sami does as told and goes looking. Heyman helps him look under the ring, but then Sami hesitates?

Sami gives Roman the chair after all, and says he can do it. But Kevin hits a STUNNER!! Ref is back, cover, TWO!?!?! Roman survives and Sam is freaking out! Did he just cost Roman or save him!? Kevin drags Roman back up, whips him to ropes, POP-UP- SUPERMAN PUNCH!! SPEAR!!! Cover, TWO!??!?! Kevin survives and everyone is shocked!! San Antonio is thunderous as Kevin rolls out of the ring while Roman can’t even believe this! Sami is there as Kevin crawls to barriers and fans chant “This is Awesome!” Kevin stands up, Sami tells him to just stay down. Kevin refuses, and he grabs at Sami. Is Kevin remembering when Sami was his friend?

Roman runs in, and he SPEARS Kevin through the barriers!! Roman drags Kevin back up, puts him back in, but then Kevin flops right back out! Kevin flounders to steel steps and Roman says it’s time to hurt Kevin. Roman storms up, and THROWS Kevin on the steps!! Kevin clutches his head and neck and even Sami is aghast! Roman drags Kevin up again, to SLAM him on the steps!! Fans boo but Roman drags Kevin back up. Heyman looks at Sami and says this is what happens to those who defy the Tribal Chief. Roman puts Kevin back in the ring, and Heyman says this is why he worships the Tribal Chief. ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!!

Sami raises his finger but fans boo. Roman looms over Kevin, drags him up again, and he slaps Kevin around. Roman is toying with Kevin now, but Kevin SLAPS back! Roman SPEARS Kevin down!! Cover, Roman wins!

Winner: Roman Reigns, by pinfall (still Undisputed WWE Universal Champion)

The Tribal Chief is still on top, but Sami seems conflicted. The Usos and Solo arrive to celebrate with Roman, but they stand over the battered Kevin Owens. Jey gives Sami the ley, but Roman has him hold on. Fans boo but Roman says they’re not done. Now comes the final test. The Usos beat up on Kevin, fans boo, but Roman has Sami watch. The Usos pick Kevin apart like piranhas, and ONE AND DONE!! Roman has his arm around Sami as they watch the Usos drag Kevin into a corner. Jey puts the chair around Kevin’s neck! They’re gonna have Solo do what he did to Matt Riddle! Solo runs in, HIP ATTACK!!!

Roman tells Sami to hold on. He goes to Heyman, and Heyman brings out handcuffs! TWO PAIRS EVEN! Roman grins as he swaggers up to Kevin with the cuffs. He has the Usos cuff Kevin to the ropes, forcing him to stand up! Fans boo but now the Usos SUPERKICK Kevin over and over and over! Then a DOUBLE SUPERKICK tops it off! And then ANOTHER DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Roman has the Usos stop, fans chant for “SAMI! SAMI!” but Roman has a chair. Roman says Sami is HIS family, not Kevin’s. You disrespect the family, you disrespect Roman. Roman is trying to make Sami’s life better and Kevin is holding him back.

Roman swings, but Sami stands in the way!! Sami tells them to stop, Kevin is done. They beat him down more than enough. The Tribal Chief is still champion, this is beneath him. It’s enough, and Roman is better than that. Roman cools off, and he agrees. This is beneath him, so Sami should do it. He holds the chair out but Sami doesn’t want that. Roman says Sami should. Heyman says this is Sami’s moment. This is the test! But Sami says it’s not necessary. Roman says Sami will, or he’s not one of them. Sami is Bloodline, but Kevin doesn’t care about him! Kevin’s an anchor on Sami’s career! Roman loves Sami! Roman gives Sami everything!

The ring is YOURS when you’re Bloodline. Or doe Sami wanna go back to doing Jackass wrestling?! Sami thinks about it, he lifts the chair, and Roman tells him to pull the trigger! Is Sami crying? What’s wrong with you!? Roman pushes Sami around, “DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! THIS IS MY LIFE!!” Roman tells Sami to do this! Sami nods, lifts the chair, and he HITS ROMAN!!!! Fans are going NUTS after seeing that! Sami says he’s sorry, but Jey is furious! How could Sami do this after Jey stood up for him!? Jimmy SUPERKICKS Sami down!! Jey said Sami was his brother, but no! The USOS are brothers! Jimmy beats down Sami as fans boo!

Solo pushes Jimmy off so HE can beat on Sami! SAMOAN SPIKE!!! Roman tells them to keep on him, and Solo and Jimmy mug Sami! Roman is emotional as he says he gave Sami the world and this is how Sami repays him!! Fans chant for Jey, what is JEY going to do? Jey is mulling this over in the corner but Jimmy tells him Sami ain’t his brother! Jimmy and Solo are his brothers! The Bloodline is his family! Roman stares Jey down, and Jey BAILS!? Jey is emotional, but he’s walking away?! Fans are thunderous as Jey takes a stand, and the Bloodline can’t believe it! Roman tells Sami this is HIS fault! CHAIR SHOT! CHAIR SHOT! CHAIR SHOT!!

Roman just BEATS on Sami with the chair! And then with his fists! Roman rips away the Honorary Uce shirt, Sami is no longer even THAT! Jimmy gives Roman his ley, and Roman looms over Sami. Fans chant “F YOU ROMAN!” and that confounds Roman most of all. But Roman drops petals on Sami like it’s a funeral. Jimmy leaves what’s left of the Honorary Uce shirt on Sami, and then KNEES Kevin down! The Bloodline leaves while the fans are in an uproar! What does this mean for the future of the family?


My Thoughts:

What a wild Royal Rumble! The Men’s Rumble opening was a bit surprising but it turned out great. Of course Edge is back again, and his story with the Judgment Day is back again. And that was an awesome moment with Beth giving Rhea a Spear. I really hope we get a Mixed Tag of Edge & Beth VS Rhea & Dom before what I’d assume is Edge VS Finn at Mania. Logan Paul showing up was an interesting surprise, and what a great spot of him and Ricochet colliding in the air! Love him or hate him, Logan’s legit. Plus, his interaction with Rollins makes me think that’s a Mania match right there. Logan and Rollins have similar styles and builds, that’ll be a really good match.

And whether you wanted him to or not, Cody Rhodes was back in the Royal Rumble, and he won the Royal Rumble. I didn’t think he’d be #30, but I suppose that’s WWE being careful with him. At the same time, what an awesome showing for Gunther, starting #1, setting the new Ironman record at about 70 minutes, and being one of the final two while doing it. Gunther is still Intercontinental Champion, this could really boost his stock going into Mania for who he faces. Though honestly, he had great interactions with a lot of other big men, I would love McIntyre or Sheamus to get that match after things finish up with the Viking Raiders.

The Pitch Black Match was a lot different than I expected, but in a great way. Going with black light to use all sorts of hidden ink and make everything glow, especially the ropes and Knight’s tights, was such a cool aesthetic. However, as a match, this was borderline a squash because Bray was never fazed by what Knight did to him. Though, that table spot was great, and those little flecks that exploded out were interesting. And just when I thought Howdy wasn’t gonna get involved, he does a wild, Jeff Hardy meets Shane McMahon type stage dive. I hope whoever was Howdy here is okay, I think he overshot the target, but that was still pretty good.

And then I expected more Howdy shenanigans in the Bianca VS Alexa match, but perhaps they didn’t have a Howdy understudy ready. Bianca VS Alexa as a match was also a bit less than what I hoped for. Bianca winning was fine, and now Alexa has a crisis of confidence in a new way, where she isn’t sure if she is capable of winning without that supernatural assistance. The Women’s Rumble was also awesome, and we got some great returns. McCool being in the crowd before being revealed as a surprise entrant was a fun move. Chelsea Green back to be thrown out immediately was both hilarious and a bit mean. And wow, Nia Jax? Would not have seen that coming.

Good showing from the NXT entrants, but it also felt like Sonya Deville made it her mission to get rid of them. Of course Becky went after DMG CTRL, and of course they basically canceled themselves out of the match. And Asuka showing up with her original gimmick from her Joshi career in Japan was awesome stuff. It was the right move to have her be in the final three, and it was great that they let Liv start the match and get that close to the end. But Rhea was also the right choice to win, she is of course going to choose Bianca and that can also bring Street Profits into a story with Judgment Day, as I’ve been saying on the Raw articles.

And of course, just incredible stuff with the Bloodline’s story. In terms of the match, I really thought there was going to be more internal conflict for Sami, but I do appreciate commentary pointing out that it was all being told through Sami’s facial expressions. Roman winning was expected, and Sami’s “final test” being what came after was a great move. The fans had such great energy that really added to the entire moment, because they wanted to see it, and we got what we wanted in Sami standing up to Roman and hitting Roman! But of course, after the beating put on Kevin and having him trapped, Sami was not getting out of there.

But then in another great twist, Jey stands up for himself! He couldn’t save Sami, he couldn’t fight his family, but he could choose to wash his hands of it. What I thought was going to be Kevin & Sami VS The Usos could now transform into Kevin & Sami VS Jimmy & Solo. The Usos still have to defend their SmackDown Tag Team Championships, and it feels like it’s going to be against Braun & Ricochet once that tag tournament finishes up. But we could get a story very similar to “KofiMania.” Kofi had to jump through hoops to get at Daniel Bryan’s world title, so Sami & Kevin could have to get through Jimmy & Solo to get at Roman. Hell, Jey might help Sami & Kevin do just that. WrestleMania’s going to be two nights, HHH seems to be considering splitting the undisputed titles, Roman could end up facing Cody for the world title and Sami for the universal title.

My Score: 9.1/10

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Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (1/13/26)

No more Ruler in NXT?!

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What is the fate of the NXT Championship?

Oba Femi retained the title last week, only to vacate it?! That means General Manager Ava must decide how to crown a NEW NXT Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Lola Vice VS Kelani Jordan; Lola wins.
  • WWE Speed Championship: Jasper Troy VS Tavion Heights; Jasper wins and retains the title.
  • TNA International Championship: Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Arianna Grace VS Shiloh Hill; Stacks wins and retains the title.
  • No Disqualifications: Joe Hendry w/ OTM VS Dion Lennox w/ DarkState; Hendry wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The title sits in the ring.

Ava is here to say, “Last week, Oba Femi vacated the NXT Championship. And while some people might see this as a challenge, I see it as the perfect opportunity. Because now the Men’s Division is wide open. And I cannot wait to see who steps up. Because whether you’ve been grinding at this for awhile, you feel like you’ve been over looked, or you’re a new face who just stepped in then door, there is no better moment than right now.” And then RICKY SAINTS steps in! Ricky pushes past The Vanity Project and Stacks to step into the ring. The Absolute grabs a mic and says, “I just wanna say to everyone, thank you all for coming.

“And Ava, thank you for holding all of this. Before I go any further, I just wanna say, I told ya! I ran the Stand & Deliver main event right out of NXT!” The fans boo, but Ricky says, “That is what you call an Absolute Hattrick! Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Oba Femi! He didn’t want the rematch with me, because The ruler is afraid! But they are in the past. And I am the now. At the start of every show, that signature says something. Well guess what? Ricky Saints is the then, now, and forever! And together, you’ll all be watching me.” The fans boo, but Ricky wants everyone to hold on. He sees everyone here, we’re looking at great talent! Future champions!

But that’s the future. And all eyes are on Saints right now, who he can only assume is going to be a TWO-TIME Champion. But okay, he’ll stop and let Ava have the honors of handing the title over. Uh, no. Ricky, you deserve an opportunity, but no more than all these other men who came to her office and said the exact same thing! So what she was going to say before he rudely interrupted was that on February 3rd, NXT will hold a Six Pack Ladder Match for the NXT Championship! Whoever climbs up and pulls the belt down becomes the NEW NXT Champion! And qualifying matches begin next week.

Ava cannot wait to see who steps up and makes this moment their own. The fans cheer that! Saints is speechless, but Ava hangs the belt on the hook and lifts it up high. And then JOE HENDRY steps to Saints! And then it’s chaos! The fans love it, but here comes KEANU CARVER from Evolve! He TOSSES someone into the crowd! Then he CLOBBERS more would-be champions! Hendry TOSSES Saints, but Keanu gets in and POUNCES Ricky Smokes onto Vanity Project! Jensen drags Keanu out to brawl with him, and Keanu hauls him up, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Jackson Drake DIVE into a forearm!

Keanu lifts the Evolve Champion to TOSS him onto everyone else! Keanu is the only man left standing, will he be unstoppable on the road to the title?

 

NXT returns and…

Ava is on the phone, and this person says they’re on their way. She says sounds good, see you later tonight. She hangs up, Robert Stone steps in, and he says Blake Monroe just arrived and has a lot to get off her chest. Of course she does… Will The Glamour only add to the headache that the show’s become?

 

Lola Vice VS Kelani Jordan!

The tension in this one has been building, and it popped off last week in a backstage confrontation! They’re about to have it out in the ring, who proves they’re the real deal and deserving of a title opportunity?

Kelani BLASTS Lola off the apron! Then she PLANCHAS! Down goes Lola and the ref reprimands, but it’s not a match yet! Lani puts Lola in, climbs up a corner, then CROSS- BODY BLOW! Lola says ring the bell, so the bell rings! Lola SPINEBUSTERS Lani, rains down fists, but Lani turns things around! The fans rally as the two scrap, and they get up to swing! Lola blocks a shot to CHOP Lani, CHOP again, then SLINGSHOT ARM-DRAG! Lola LEG SWEEPS, then she RUNS Lani over! The fans rally up, but Lani rolls Lola up! TWO, Lani dodges, drops down, then hurdles. Lani ducks a roundhouse, Lola avoids a sweep, but not the second sweep!

Lani stalks Lola to a corner, bumps her off buckles, and we get picture in picture of The Culling arriving. Lani stomps away on Lola, drags her up, and SCRAPES her face against the ropes! Lani whips and ELBOWS Lola down, then covers, TWO! Lani stomps Lola in frustration, kicks her around, but the fans rally for Lola. Lani drags Lola around to whip, but Lola reverses and KICKS! Lola whips Lani to KICK again, then whips, but Lani rolls Lola up! Lola sits on it, ONE! Lani has it, TWO! Lola has it, TWO! But into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Lani flails, reaches out, and ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Lola lets go, and Lola winds up.

Lola SOBATS, then she follows Lani to a corner. Lola fires fast hands, the ref count, and Lola backs off. Lani SLAPS Lola! Lola smiles, then she glares. Lani runs away! Lola pursues, they go back into the ring, but Lola avoids a stomp to trip Lani. Lani BOOTS Lola into the desk and LARIATS her down! Lani talks trash on Lola while NXT goes to break.

NXT returns and Lola pushes back on the body scissors for a cover! TWO as Lani lets Lola go. They both stand, and Lola mule kicks! Lani runs back up, Lola dodges, but then Lani dodge! DOUBLE BOOTS take both women down! The fans fire up again while both women stir. They cheer “Women’s Wrestling!” as both women sit up. They fire hands back and forth, then Lani BOOTS! Lola ROUNDOHOUSES! Then she ducks a kick to SNAP GERMAN! Lola fires up, and she KICKS Lani down! And KICKS her again! And SPIN KICKS! SPIN KICKS! SPIN KICKS! Lola then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire LIGHTNING KICKS!

Lani falls into the corner, and Lola reminds us, “I’m a LATINA~!” HIP- NO, Lani bails out! Lani says she will not take that, but Lola goes to the apron! LEG LARIAT! Lola drags Lani up, puts her in the ring, and Lani scrambles to a corner. Lola runs up, HIP ATTACK! Lola gives Lani that twerk! Lani still fights the back suplex! Lani facelocks, but Lola wrenches out, ducks one kick, and blocks the other! REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Lani flails, reaches out, pushes back, and now she has a cover, TWO!! Lola lets go just in time! BUZZ- NO, Lani blocks the kick! Step-over and CALF KICK! Lani hurries to a corner, goes up, and FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO?!?

Lani is shocked and furious but the fans are loving this! Lani drags Lola to the drop zone, goes up, up, and ONE OF A KIND into the TRIANGLE!! Lani flails, reaches out, but Lola rolls her away! Lola squeezes tight but Lani fights to a stack, TWO! Lola URA- NO, Lani BOOTS the lariat! ANGLE SLAM!! Lani hurries to a corner, goes up, and 450- NO, Lola dodges! But Lani ducks a kick! Lani RAMS Lola into a corner, O’Conner Roll, and holding ropes! The ref sees that and says no! URAKEN!! Cover, Lola wins!

Winner: Lola Vice, by pinfall

Lani tried to steal one, but she got caught! The Standout is down and out, will the Latina Heat head back for gold?

 

Tavion Heights speaks.

“In 2025, I broke out, and I showed you exactly what I was capable of. But in 2026, bro, I’m gonna show you exactly what it looks like to reach new heights. Jasper, I’ll be coming your way shortly, winning my first title, and becoming your NEW WWE Speed Champion.”

Jasper Troy responds.

“Congrats, Tavion. You earned five minutes in the ring with me. But unfortunately, I don’t need five minutes. And whatever momentum you think you’ve gained recently hits a dead end tonight.” The MonStar is ready to face the Olympian, who will prove their bona fides in five minutes or less?

WWE Speed Championship: Jasper Troy VS Tavion Heights!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and time to put pedal to the metal!

The bell rings, the two run up, and Tavion DROPKICKS! Then Tavion runs up, but Jasper catches him! Tavion sunset flips, Jasper stays up, but Tavion avoids the fist drop! Tavion runs back up to SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Tavion hurries to facelock and squeeze, but Jasper fights around. Tavion squeezes even tighter but Jasper RMAS him into the corner! Jasper is free, he runs back in, but Tavion dodges! Tavion runs, but Jasper CLOBBERS him! And SPLASHES down! And SPLASHES DOWN! And SPLASHES again! We’re under four minutes and Tavion bails out.

Jasper waits for Tavion to roll back in, and he stomps away! Jasper stands on Tavion but the rf back shim off. The fans rally up, Jasper fires body shots, and Jasper whips Tavion into a corner. Jasper SPLASHES, then he brings Tavion around to whip corner to corner. Jasper runs, Tavion dodges and fires hands! The ref counts, Jasper BODY BLOWS, then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Jasper drags Tavion around to clamp on a GROUND COBRA! Tavion endures, fights around, and the fans rally up. We’re at the halfway point, but Jasper HAMMERS Tavion in the chest! And KICKS him in the side!

The fans duel as Tavion fires body shots. Jasper storms up, Tavion UP KICKS, but Jasper keeps after him. Tavion fires hands, we hit the orange phase of two minutes, and Tavion storms up. Jasper shoves, but Tavion scoops! POWERSLAM! The fans fire up but Jasper runs in! Tavion BOOTS him, then LARIATS! Tavion ducks ‘n’ dodges to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tavion hurries up the corner, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Jasper survives, and we hit the one minute round! Jasper guzels Tavion! Tavion breaks free, slips around, but into the BLACKHOLE!! Cover, Jasper wins!

Winner: Jasper Troy, by pinfall (still WWE Speed Champion)

With 53 seconds to spare, Troy clocks it! Who will be able to keep up and take down the MonStar? And then LEXIS KING ATTACKS TAVION! The Drama King is furious that he lost in eight seconds, so he hits Tavion with the CORONATION! The fans boo, but Lexis never leaves well enough alone. Will Tavion get back at Lexis for this?

 

Kendal Grey & Wren Sinclair are outside Ava’s office.

The Evolve Women’s Champion wants to talk to the General Manager, because it literally took the entire Fatal Influence to keep that title. So yeah, Kendal wants another chance. But ZaRuca step in. Kendal & Wren say they’re not done with Fatal Influence? Well, ZaRuca gets next. Wait, which one? Either one of them, doesn’t matter. And is Wren really gonna let Kendal get another shot before her? Y-yeah, Kendal’s way better right now. No, Wren, Kendal wouldn’t be here without you! If Wren wants her shot, Kendal will support her. Sol says last they checked, Jacy beat both of them, so…

But then Jacy pokes her head out of Ava’s office to tell them all to keep it down, they’re having a meeting. But this lets everyone barge in. Now they’re all arguing, and Ava says okay! Since they’re all here, she’ll tell them all now. Ava was trying to figure out how to choose Jacy’s next challenger, but Santino Morella also said an NXT team can get their shot at the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championships. So next week, we have a Triple Threat Tag match. They’re all excited about that, and Zaria points out that as the Best Tag Team of 2025, ZaRuca should just have that opportunity. The other two are not. Wren says they have a name: WrenQCC.

Uh, wow, just argue amongst yourselves, because it will be Fatal Influence that brings home more gold. The teams are back to arguing, but who will overcome the odds to then cross the line with The Elegance Brand?

 

Lexis King returns backstage.

He feels good about the drama he started, and he says it was majestic. No one embarrasses The King and gets away with it. Mr. Chase tells Uriah & Kale that this is a #TeachableMoment in what not to do. BZZ, wrong. You heard Ava: The Men’s Division is wide open, and Lexis will claim that top spot. Why? One: it is his birthright! And two: Taking charge and making opportunities is something they all should be doing. Stacks says The King is holding court dropping knowledge. This guy knows what he is talking about, because he helped Stacks win the TNA International Championship. Chase says he’s out. Kale leaves, Uriah lingers.

Lexis says those rubes will never learn. Stacks has the “Toothless Wonder,” will he be alright? Stacks says yeah, he has his exotic queen. That’s all he needs. Lexis says good man. They leave, Robert Stone walks by to reprimand Lexis, and then Stone encounters Myles Borne. Myles wants to talk real quick, and he is tense! He is not asking, he is telling, he wants a qualifier. Does Stone hear him? Yes, he will talk to Ava. Myles leaves, and NXT might end up a powder keg. But who will blow the competition out of the water on their way to the mountaintop?

 

Elio LeFleur speaks.

“When you look at me, it isn’t what you’d expect. A Frenchman in a mask, it’s unique. This mask tells my story. When I began training at 16 years old, I was mentored by a Mexican luchador named Nitro. He held a seminar in my hometown every year, and told us he would give a mask to his best trainee. At the end of the seminar, he awarded me the mask. I was very young, but he saw the potential in me to be his star protege. It’s one of the proudest moments in my career. Now every time I enter the ring, I represent him by wearing this mask. And with my style, I aim to prove him right and honor the lucha tradition.

“Because without him, by wearing this mask with my style, I wouldn’t be who I am or where I am today. The French Luchador, Elio LeFleur, is coming to NXT. And I am here to slash the sky.”

 

Ethan Page finds Ava.

Ava sighs, and is pretty sure All Ego is gonna blindside her with Vanity Project again. Ethan says no, absolutely not. But he does want to remind her that he loves those boys. And he congratulates her that she signed those three studs. Then what does he want? Oh, to focus on the future: THE NXT Championship. “Boss, who will my qualifying match be against? And when will it be?” Oh, well, no one and never. Amazing! He’s automatically in! No, no, he’s not in the match at all. What? Why? Who here deserves it more than Ethan? Ava says she knows, he is a double champion, had the year he had, she knows.

And look, she could put Ethan in a qualifying match, he just has to give over the North American Championship. Absolutely not. Well, if Ethan was in the ladder match and won, he’d have to vacate the North American title anyway, but Ava won’t make him do it, because again, we’re focusing on the future. Ethan says after everything he’s done as North American Champion, record number of matches in his reign, and now we’re already approaching a record number of days, he has beaten blue chip prospects, veterans, stars from all around the world, AND a bunch of zoo animals! Yes, he has had an incredible year and has taken the title to new heights.

In fact, he IS the longest standing champion as of right now. Um, is she trying to be serious? Yes, she’s serious. That title deserves all the spotlight. Which is why it’ll be defended next week. No, absolutely not! Yes, actually. Doesn’t Ethan feel it deserves all the recognition? No. Well, too bad. Because Ethan will be facing Elio LeFleur in his debut match. Okay, okay, hold on. This Elio is debuting in a title match? Yeah! Ethan knows something about that, right? Good luck! Ava heads out, will All Ego keep his reign going at the cost of not getting back to the top title? Or will it not matter when the French high-flyer brings him down to earth?

 

Blake Monroe goes to the ring.

The Glamour is here and blowing kisses to everyone, and she gets a mic to say, “Let’s talk about it. Last week, I came out here with every intention of reclaiming my Women’s North American Championship. Yes, I attacked Thea Hail. But so what? All I did was bring a little Hell out to play. I mean, it was a travesty I was even having to compete for MY title in the first place. It was! And instead of letting Blake Monroe rise to the occasion, they turned it into controversy. They turned it into chaos. I was exactly where I was supposed to be, right in the middle of the conversation. Then suddenly, the narrative changed.

“And instead of answers, I was walked out the building like I’M the problem!” The fans are torn on that, but Blake says she’ll let us in on a little secret. Shh… “When you’re as talented as I am, people don’t always know what to do with you.” The fans applaud, and Blake says they’ll call you controversial, debate about you, whine about everything you do wrong, but they’ll never admit the obvious: Blake Monroe IS the standard! She’s the most complete woman in NXT! Ava wants to go on and on about the future, needing something new, but no one even compares to The Glamour. She is the moment! Every move she makes is monumental and sends everyone into a frenzy!

We saw it last week! The spotlight literally only exists because Blake wants it to. And the minute you take her out of the equation, we see how fragile the system really is. Blake didn’t lose control, she just lost her patience. She lost her patience for a system that doesn’t know how to exist when things aren’t convenient. The moment Blake steps out of line, the moment she does something… Well, it is alright. Those girls can fight over the scraps of attention she left them. They can even borrow some of her shine. Because every story ends in the same truth: There are stars, and then there are women who spend-

JAIDA PARKER IS BACK!? The fans fire up for “Miss Parker! Miss Parker!” Blake sneers while Jaida steps into the ring, mic in hand. Jaida smiles as the fans chant for her. Jaida tells Blake, “All I gotta say is, Miss Parker-” Blake interrupts to ask, “Can I help you? In fact…” Blake takes a swing! But Jaida blocks it to ROCK Blake! And RAM her into the corner again and again! Jaida scoops Blake to put her in the ropes, and CHOP! The fans fire up for the TEARDROP! High step it out! Jaida says, “I’m back!” HIPNOTIC off the apron! The fans cheer Jaida on, she blows kisses, and she tells Blake to clock it.

Miss Parker is back and she don’t play games! Will Blake learn to accept that before she gets herself sidelined?

 

DarkState speaks.

Cutler James says, “We never wanted to compete, we came to take over. Four men, one mission. We didn’t build our way slowly to the top, we started there, slotted our way in with the best of them, NXT Champions, Tag Team Champions, main eventers, it didn’t matter! No one was safe!” Osiris Griffin says, “In 2025, we did it all. We dismantled The Family, we snatched tag team gold, we beat the greatest of all time, The Hardys, at their own game. We dropped the new age golden boys, Je’Von Evans & Leon Slater.” Saquon Shugars says, “I don’t know what’s so hard for y’all to understand, bruh. Anybody that steps to DarkState gets dropped by DarkState!”

They made NXT into their playground, and they gonna hop-scotch through the roster. You’ve seen what they have do, but you don’t know what they’re capable of. Dion Lennox says that DarkState stood over Joe Hendry, so he needs to remember he asked for what’s coming. It doesn’t matter who he has as body guards, DarkState will beat their asses, too. OTM, you wanna box for real? You’ll get get like you ain’t ever been got! When DarkState strikes, ain’t nobody safe.

 

TNA International Championship: Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Arianna Grace VS Shiloh Hill!

Not only was the former Underboss humiliated during the Christmas Chaos Mixed Tag, but he got clobbered in that free-for-all, and Miss NXT was even charmed by the LFG Season 2 Champion, until his false tooth fell out right onto her chest… Will Stacks get revenge for them both tonight? Or will #ToothlessAggression make an impact in the New Year?

NXT returns as Shiloh makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who crosses the line with it!

Stacks dips Arianna, kisses her, then swings her out so she can SLAP Shiloh! Shiloh just grins and fires hands on Stacks! The bell rings and Shiloh puts Stacks in a corner. They scrap, Shiloh THROWS Stacks across the ring, then storms up again. Stacks BOOTS Shiloh, UPPERCUTS, then fires hands. Stacks bumps Shiloh off buckles, talks trash, then whips corner to corner. Stacks runs up to BODY BLOW! Stacks BELL CLAPS, then he mocks the fans. Stacks whips corner to corner, runs in again, but Shiloh dodges! Roll-up and TWO!! Stacks narrowly escapes and even he has to check! Shiloh says it was that close.

Shiloh scoops, Stacks slips free, and Stacks ROCKS him in the back! Stacks hammerlocks an arm to RAM Shiloh into buckles! Stacks wrangles Shiloh with a wristlock and he cranks the arm. Shiloh endures, the fans rally up, and Shiloh stands. Shiloh uses the ropes to flip through and he clamps onto Stacks’ arm! Stacks flails and fights around, but Shiloh SWINGS Stacks to bring him down! The fans cheer but Stacks fights up and puts Shiloh oh the ropes. The ref counts, Stacks fires a body shot, then whips. Shiloh ELBOWS Stacks, then DUMPS Stacks out hard! The fans fire up and Arianna is worried. Shiloh storms out after Stacks to SMACK him off the apron!

Stacks kicks low in return, then whips. Shiloh uses a tiger feint to come back and LARIAT! The fans fire up for Shiloh, he aims at Stacks, but Arianna YANKS Stacks outta the way! Shiloh slides through the corner! Stacks thanks his exotic queen, but Shiloh comes back! CANNONBALL! Down goes Stacks and the fans fire up again while NXT goes to break.

NXT returns again and Stacks stomps away on Shiloh in a Tree of Woe! Stacks JUMP STOMPS Shiloh down, but the fans still rally up. Stacks runs up, but Shiloh ELBOWS him away! And fires hands! Shiloh whips, Stacks reverses, and Stacks kitchen sink KNEES! Then SLIDING SHOULDER! Cover, TWO! Shiloh stays in this but Stacks slaps him around. Stacks brings Shiloh up to slap him around, then UPPERCUT! Stacks runs, but into a scoop and POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down! Shiloh and Stacks stir, rise up, and go to ropes. The fans fire up as Shiloh TAKES OUT HIS TOOTH!

The fans cheer for “Toothless Aggression!” but Stacks is furious! Stacks storms up, but Shiloh blocks a punch to ROCK Stacks! And ROCK him again! Then HEABDUTT! Shiloh ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Stacks! Shiloh SLAPS away on Stacks’ back, then hits a BUTTERFLY SLAM! Then Shiloh sits up for a IMPLODER SENTON! Cover, TWO! Stacks survives but Shiloh still smiles. Shiloh brings Stacks up, but Stacks fights the suplex with body shots! The fans boo, but then Stacks YANKS Shiloh into ropes! And he BACK ELBOWS Shiloh down! Stacks fireman’s carries, GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Shiloh survives and the fans fire up again!

Stacks looks to Arianna, she coaches him on, and Stacks runs up again, but Shiloh ducks the wizard! Kick to a leg, then Shiloh runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then slides out? He puts his tooth back in and puts his arm around Arianna’s shoulders. She smiles, thinking it’s Stacks, but then freaks out when it ain’t! Stacks hurries out, Shiloh slides back in, and Arianna calms down. Stacks hurries back in, he DUMPS Shiloh out, but Shiloh RAMS Stacks! And he avoids Arianna’s sweep! Sunset flip, but Stacks stays up! Stacks and Arianna hold hands! The ref reprimands, she lets go, but then the ref KICKS Stacks’ arms from the ropes! Shiloh sunset flips Stacks, TWO!!

Stacks rebounds, Shiloh reels him into a cradle! But Arianna kicks it over to Stacks’ favor! STACKS WINS!!

Winner: Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo, by pinfall (still TNA International Champion)

Shiloh is shocked and the fans are disappointed, but Arianna made sure to stack the deck in Stacks’ favor! Will they both continue make an impact on NXT?

 

Izzi Dame is here.

The fans boo as the NEW NXT Women’s North American Champion walks to the ring. Izzi holds up the belt and soaks up the heat before she grabs a mic. “Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone who thought they understood how this division works, welcome to your new reality.” The fans boo more, but Izzi says, “I am your NXT Women’s North American Champion. NOT Tatum Paxley, NOT Thea Hail, and certainly not Blake Monroe. Me.” The fans boo more, but Izzi says she won’t give us “the same tired story” about making the most of an opportunity. That is what people say when they stumble into success.

And let her be clear: This was not a stumble, this was calculation, timing, and simply outsmarting everyone else. She will talk about how funny it is how happy everyone was over Izzi losing to Tatum. The fans do cheer that. Now, can she ask why? What exactly did they think she was gonna do after that loss? Cry, go to the back and hide in the shadows, waiting for an opportunity? Because that is all of you would’ve done. One thing about Izzi, she doesn’t waste losses, she studies them. And while every other woman in the back sits there and feels sorry for themselves, she is watching, learning, figuring out exactly how this place runs.

She sees who panics, who folds, who is delusional enough to think that emotions are strength instead of weakness. All that loss did for her last wee was bring her clarity. The fans chant, “Turn The Mic Off!” Izzi says The Culling has always been about removing weakness, exploiting mistakes, and making sure that when moments come, every other person is already outta place while she is standing exactly where she planned to be all along. Every step, every move, every second, have always been part of the plan. And last week proved that she is always three steps ahead. Izzi engineered her opportunity, she designed the outcome, and because of that, she is now a champion!

The fans boo more, but Izzi says everyone wants a piece of her. Let’s not act like Izzi didn’t hear Lola earlier, already wanting her shot at the title. Well, wanting something and getting it are two very different things, mamacita. And Thea, she must be back there running around, convincing herself that the louder she whines, the better chance she gets at getting a rematch. But crying doesn’t change the fact that this title is Izzi’s now, and she is in control of when and how anyone gets close to it. Just ask Tatum! They all love Tatum so much, but apparently love isn’t enough to keep someone on top. Izzi didn’t become champion from how beloved she is.

Izzi is champion because she thinks faster, plans longer, and pulls the trigger without hesitation. The fans chant, “We Want Tatum!” but Izzi says if anyone thinks they’re gonna get close to the title, they need to understand what they’re signing up for. Cuz you’re not fighting for a title, you’re walking into a trap, a game that you didn’t realize has already begun. And- Tatum is here! The fans fire up as #TuesdayAddams goes to the ring, but refs stand in the way! Tatum just pushes through to get at Izzi! The fans fire up as Tatum rains down fists on Izzi! The refs drag Tatum back and Izzi slips away. Tatum HEADBUTTS a ref!!

The fans are stunned, Tatum shouts at Izzi that she will get the title! Izzi is nothing but a snake!! Will Tatum cut the head off that snake soon enough? Or will Izzi just poison Tatum with her venom again?

 

Backstage interview with Ricky Saints.

Kelly Kincaid is with The Absolute and brings up the NXT Championship Ladder Match set for February 3rd, and that Ricky seems to be of the opinion that the title should’ve just been handed to him. Ricky took exception to the news, but has he had a chance to cool off? Ricky asks what happened to unbiased journalism around here! Yes, he cooled off. He had a conversation with Miss Ava, and they talked about what he was owed, and that was a title rematch. They reached a compromise, and that is Ricky Saints does NOT need to qualify! Ricky is IN the ladder match! So guess what? Breaking news: He will be front and center for next week’s qualifiers!

Ricky says one of them will be Sean Legacy VS Eli Knight, and another being Josh Briggs VS Shiloh Hill. Ava said that if we’re talking new, this is brand new. We’re talking triple-double-title brand new! Stacks steps in and asks if Ricky just mentioned Shiloh. Stacks just beat that trailer park chief, and now SHILOH gets the qualifier? Yeah, bro, your girl helped you win! But you still have the title and the girl, so c’mon! Ricky heads out, will he like what he sees when he watches the future of NXT unfold? As for Stacks, Lexis pats him on the shoulder and says time to talk. Is there about to be more drama between NXT and TNA?

 

NXT returns and…

Blake Howard is on the scene as Tatum is being escorted out of the building for assaulting the referee. Vanity Project steps in and says that’s a shame. But Drake says let’s walk this way, he’ll love this. Howard will get a real scoop, because in case you haven’t heard, The Vanity Project signed their NXT contracts! BOOM! Ricky Smokes can’t wait to see what crazy girls they run into now that they’re here. Drake says yes, it is a dream come true for all three. But he must know, since he is still Evolve Champion, he’ll of course be in the NXT Championship Ladder match qualifiers, right? Right? Brad Baylor says yes, of course he will.

Plus, Stone just let Swipe Right know, they’re gonna be facing Chase U, and they will learn what everyone else learned in 2025, and that- Oh no, Keanu’s coming! RUN! Vanity Project bails and Howard asks the One Man Demolition Crew for a word. Keanu says get out his face, bruh! Get this camera out his face, too! Keanu shoves the cameraman and the feed goes out. Will Keanu simply carve a path through NXT like he did Evolve?

 

No Disqualifications: Joe Hendry w/ OTM VS Dion Lennox w/ DarkState!

The Prestigious Joe Hendry has been going back and forth with these four ferocious feral dogs calling themselves as faction, but the WWE Universe still believes. And while Bronco Nima & Lucien Price were reluctant to get involved, they saw that this could help them get at those NXT Tag Team Championships. Will Nima & Price help Hendry get out the mud? Or will they see firsthand that #NoOneIsSafe?

The bell rings, Hendry and Dion circle, and they tie up. They go along the ropes, in a corner, and along more ropes. They end up in another corner, then back on the ropes. They keep going and going, Dion RAMS Hendry into the corner, then RAMS him again. Dion ROCKS Hendry, HAMMERS away, then drags him up. Dion TOSSES Hendry out, Hendry slips back in before DarkState can swarm, and Hendry kicks Dion low. Hendry SMACKS Dion off buckles, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~” as Hendry CHOPS again! Hendry TOSSES Dion out, Dion slips away before OTM can swarm, and Dion dodges a lariat.

Dion comes back, ducks again, but Hendry ELBOWS him down! Then kick and underhooks, then a swing and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Dion stays in this and shakes out the stars. Hendry storms up on Dion, UPPERCUTS him, then whips him to a corner. Hendry storms up but Dino body blows! Dion UPPERCUDTS Hendry down, stomps him, and stomps again! Dion drags Hendry up, BACKBREAKER! Hendry writhes, Dion covers, TWO! Dion clamps on with a facelock to turn Hendry and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Dion snarls, goes up a corner, but Hendry ROCKS him first! Hendry climbs up to throw hands!

The fans rally, but Dion fights back! They brawl, Dion ROCKS Hendry, but Hendry ROCKS Dion! Dion DECKS Hendry, adjusts, but Hendry kips up! Hendry springs up the corner to SUPERPLEX! Both men are down but the fans fire up while NXT goes picture in picture.

Dion and Hendry both crawl, and Dion goes to a corner. Hendry rises first, storms his way over, then UPPERCUTS! Hendry runs Dion side to side to bump off buckles! Then to more buckles! Then to a third corner! Hendry winds up to complete the lap! Dion stumbles but Hendry brings him up to suplex hard! Cover, TWO! Dion toughs it out but Hendry stays cool. Hendry storms over to Dion, snapmares and clamps on for a half nelson chinbar combo! Dion endures while OTM watches DarkState closely. Dion rises up to fire body shots! Hendry staggers, runs back in, but gets a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT for it!

Dion then throat chops Hendry down! Dion stomps Hendry, KNEE DROPS, then drags Hendry up to whip and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Hendry toughs it out but Dion clamps on with a chinlock! Hendry endures, but NXT goes to break.

NXT returns and Dion has Hendry in the chinlock again. Hendry fights up, but Dion wrangles him back down. The fans rally, Hendry stands, and he CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS! Dion kicks low, whips Hendry to the corner hard, and Hendry falls to his knees. Dion whips the other way just as hard, and Hendry drops to his knees again. Shugars then sets up a chair in the corner! Dion likes it, and he whips Hendry! Hendry reverses, and Dion is sent hard into the chair, which also knocks Shugars down! The fans fire up while both Dion and Hendry are down, too! Hendry rises, he fires shots on Dion, then DECKS him!

The fans rally up, and Nima says turnabout is fair play: He gives Hendry a knuckle duster of sorts! Hendry loads up, he dodges Dion, and he DECKS Dion with that right hand! Cover, TWO!! Dion survives and the fans are a bit stunned, but Hendry whips him and scoops him, and FALL AWAY SLAMS him! Then the kip up and… TURN! The fans cheer and Hendry starts up the stomp stomp clap! Guzel and- NO, Cutty passes a kendo stick to Dion! SMACK on Hendry’s back! And then SMACK on the side! And again! And again! Dion fires off on Hendry, then SMACKS him one more time! But Hendry blocks one!

The fans fire up as Hendry snatches the stick to SMACK away on Dion! Then a CRACK across the chest! The fans fire up as now Hendry guzels and STANDING OVATION!! Cover, but DarkState YANKS Hendry out! They mug Hendry, put him back in, and Dion its the SLINGSHOT BOMB! Cover, OTM YANKS Dion out! They mug Dion now! The fans fire up as now OTM and DarkState shout at each other! They step into the ring, and it is on 3v2! But then Price TOSSES Shugars so now it is 2v2! The fans cheer on TOM but DarkState TOSS them out! So OTM just drags them out! The brawling continues up the ramp, leaving it up to Dion and Hendry!

Dion sets up the table his boys brought out, and he puts it in a corner. Then Dion gets a new chair, but so does Hendry! The fans fire up as these two stare down! They CLASH chairs, both men are disarmed! Hendry kicks, whips, but Dion reverses, SPINEBUSTER on a chair! Cover, TWO!! Hendry survives, the fans are thunderous, but now Dion aims for the table! But Hendry guzels! STANDING OVATION on the chair!! Cover, TWO!! Dion survives now and the fans rally up. Hendry looks to the table, he eggs Dion on, and Dion fires hands! Hendry and Dion go back and forth, then Dion SPEARS Hendry through the table!! The fans go nuts, Hendry covers, TWO!?!

The fans are thunderous as Hendry survives! Dion grabs the chair and he tells Joe to just stay down. Hendry does not, he sits up. TONY D SMACKS DION!! The fans fire up as Tony then gives Dion a SPINEBUSTER of his own! The fans fire up, and Tony helps Hendry up. BUT THEN SPINEBUSTERS HIM, TOO!! Tony still puts Hendry on Dion for the cover, Hendry wins!

Winner: Joe Hendry, by pinfall

Don no more, but Tony might still be calling the shots. Is this Tony’s way of saying that he will be the NEW NXT Champion, no matter who he has to fight through? Ava rushes out here with security, and they tell Tony to stand down. Tony just TOSSES guys around instead! Tony SPEARS a guy, but the others drag him up. Tony fires hands on them, and he POSTS one! GERMAN SUPLEX for another! Then SPINEBUSTER for the third! Tony snarls as he moves past Ava, does D’Angelo still run NXT?


My Thoughts:

A very good NXT here to follow up Oba Femi vacating the NXT Championship, and to essentially address the roster turnover with Oba, Trick, Je’Von, and Jordynne going to main roster. NXT is at the whims of main roster, which also means that Evolve is affected by those same moves. Keanu Carver and Vanity Project moving up to NXT is great for them, but it’s still disappointing that Sean Legacy didn’t win the Evolve title off Jackson Drake. For that matter, Keanu didn’t win that title when he certainly should have by now, but if Keanu can get in the NXT Championship ladder match, that’s a pretty good tradeoff.

Naturally, Ricky Saints thought he was automatically a champion, but obviously not. And just as naturally, he’s automatically in that ladder match. I thought it was gonna be a tournament but having the top six stars fighting it all out at once is just as good. Ricky will certainly be a strong choice for new champion, but I feel like he shouldn’t win the ladder match. He can feud with whoever does win, but let’s freshen things up a bit. Myles is certainly heading towards Heel territory with how forceful he was, who knows what happens there. And great Speed title match from Jasper and Tavion, with a solid win for Jasper.

Lexis going after Tavion was a logical move for him, and that can be a very good rematch in a full, no-time-limit match. Shiloh VS Stacks was a great match, even with Arianna helping Stacks cheat that win. From Ethan’s promo with Ava, it seems A) she isn’t letting guys who are already champions into the ladder match series, and B) she’s limiting double champions for a similar reason. Ethan VS Elio will be a great match, and it’d be pretty wild if Elio won a title right from day one. At the same time, Ethan could try and spin it that he should have a chance at the NXT title after losing, only to be denied anyway.

Great match from Lola VS Lani, and I was a little surprised Lola won. But Lola calling out Izzi and Izzi even responding to it, maybe we see them have a match as a way for Izzi to avoid Tatum. In the end, I would think Izzi VS Tatum Part 3 happens and with the title on the line. Good promo from ZaRuca, WrenQCC and The Fatal Influence to set up the tag team match, as well as tease some possibilities for the top title. And very good promo from Blake to then get interrupted by Jaida Parker. Also, great return for Jaida Parker, because I feel like everyone was wondering what happened to her. Blake VS Jaida will be a great match, and I would think winner gets a title match while loser moves to main roster.

Great main event from Hendry VS Dion, though I really expected more overbooking than that. But it still went about as expected where the others brawled all the way to the back. I didn’t expect Tony D to be the difference maker, but he did need to do something this week, so here it was. Tony certainly wins his way into that ladder match, and he might actually be the one to win it. He hasn’t even said a word as this new, more vicious Tony D, so I hope he gets a chance to reveal what happened to him, because that’s an automatic feud right there.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (1/12/26)

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Will Der Ring General learn about respect?

For the first time ever, AJ Styles battles Gunther 1v1, for a phenomenal Monday Night Raw, live from Düsseldorf, Germany!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Je’Von Evans VS Bravo Americano w/ Los Americanos; Je’Von wins.
  • WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Triple Threat: Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez VS Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS The Kabuki Warriors; Liv & Roxie win and will challenge Rhea & Iyo for the titles.
  • Dragon Lee & PENTA VS Austin Theory & Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Logan Paul; Dragon & Penta win, by disqualification.
  • GUNTHER VS AJ Styles; Gunther wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky open the show!

Dusseldorf cheers the NEW WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions as they head to the ring. Mami & The Genius clink belts then get the mics. Rhea tells Dusseldorf, “Welcome to Monday Night RHEYO!” The fans cheer, and Rhea says for weeks now, they’ve been battling both physically and mentally with the Kabuki Warriors, and they finally put them in their place. Because you are looking at the NEW W W E Women’s Tag Team Champions! The fans cheer, “You Deserve It!” Rhea and Iyo smile and hug, and Iyo says, “Thank you, guys. So, Asuka & Kairi have no respect.” The fans boo that, but Iyo says she and Rhea beat the respect into them!

Because… No one is ready for #RHEYO~! Rhea says the party is just getting started, because they are here to lay out the challenge to any tag team that- Wait! Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez are here! The fans are torn seeing Judgment Day walk out here, and Liv says, “Excuse me. Hi, Iyo. Hi, Rhea. Long time no see, buddies. You look good. Well, Roxie and I just wanted to come out and congratulate you. Last week, you guys won the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, and what a reason to celebrate! So c’mon, guys, let’s give another round of applause for Rheyo! WOOO~! So cool! It’s so cool, guys. Soooo cool.”

Liv goes to the apron and says, “But… My only problem is, those still belong to ME!” The fans duel as Liv says she is still one half of the greatest tag team champions ever, and she never lost her title! So… They can do things the easy way and they can just hand the titles over, or they dot his the hard way and Liv takes them back. But hold on, now Bayley & Lyra Valkyria show up! The fans cheer the Role Model & Morrigan as they make their way to the ring. “Uh, ding dong! Welcome back, Liv Morgan, great to have ya. Excuse me while they sing for me real quick, HAHA!” “HOO! HAH! I WANNA KNOOOoOooOoW! Will you be my girl?”

Bayley loves Dusseldorf, thanks so much! Bayley says she knows Liv didn’t lose the tag titles, but y’know who did? Her little tag partner, Roxie, did! And well, if Bayley isn’t mistaken, she beat Roxie just a couple weeks ago, so she thinks that if anyone deserves a tag title opportunity, it is these cool guys with their brand new gear! Bayley & Lyra! What about that? The fans like that idea! Rhea says like she said, they’re putting out the challenge to anyone. Iyo says she’s got this. She tells them all off in Japanese that Rheyo are ICHIBAN~! If they want it, fight for it! But then ASUKA & KAIRI drag Rhea & Iyo out to THROW them into the barriers!

The Kabuki Warriors then stare down Judgment Day and #BayLyra, and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Lyra is after Roxie, Kairi is after Liv, and Asuka brawls with Bayley! Asuka TOSSES Bayley, Kairi TOSSES Liv, then they go after Lyra and Roxie! Roxie and Lyra turn things around, but now Rhea & Iyo are back! They TOSS Roxie to SHOTEI! Then scoop FALL WAY SLAM on Kairi! Then a DOUBLE SHOTGUN on Asuka and Lyra! The champs stand tall and the fans cheer them on! But are the walls already closing in on #RheYo? Or can they defy the odds and still be golden?

 

Backstage interview with AJ Styles.

Jackie Redmond is with the Phenomenal One and brings up tonight’s main event. Styles faces the man who defeated John Cena in his final match ever, Der Ring General, Gunther What is it about Gunther that makes this personal for Styles? Styles says when he first got into this business, he learned very quickly that it is about respect. Respect for the ring, for your opponent, and for those who paved the way. Now, Styles isn’t saying he and Cena were on the same page, but they bonded over the word, “Respect.” And week after week, Gunther disrespects John Cena’s legacy. So Styles slapped the taste outta Gunther’s mouth since Cena couldn’t.

Styles tells Gunther that Styles will teach him about respect. That it is a hill worth dying on. In fact, Styles will make Gunther tap out! Like a little b*tch! The Phenomenal One means business, will he be the man to humble Der Ring General?

 

Judgment Day regroups in the clubhouse.

Liv & Roxie are still feeling good after everything out there, and they ask if Finn saw what happened. Finn is too busy playing WWE 2K, himself VS Cody Rhodes. Liv asks what he’s doing, and he says he’s playing the game. Yeah, but she was asking more about what he’s doing. Last week, he said he’d carry Judgment Day on his back, that he wanted gold. Was that all talk? Judgment Day doesn’t run Raw by just sitting around, waiting for stuff to happen. Raquel isn’t waiting, neither are Liv and Roxie, so what is Finn waiting for? No more games! Liv leaves, Roxie says Liv’s got a point. Also Finn’s character is losing in the game now.

Finn says, “Just you watch, girls. Just you watch.” Just what will Finn do to feel like The Prince again?

 

Je’Von Evans VS Bravo Americano w/ Los Americanos!

Dusseldorf is about to get BOUNCY~! The Young OG is officially part of Raw, but will he keep up the momentum from NXT? Or will Los Americanos find a way to bring him down to Earth?

Raw returns Los Americanos make their entrance. The bell rings, Je’Von and Bravo circle, and feel things out. Bravo uses the ropes as defense, the fans mock Los Americanos, but then Bravo trips Je’Von! Je’Von headscissors, Bravo rolls and floats to a waistlock, but Je’Von arm-drags to a headlock. Bravo headscissors, Je’Von kips free, and the fans cheer. Bravo kips up, too, and takes a bow. Je’Von applauds, and Bravo offers a handshake. Je’Von fist bumps instead, but Bravo SMACKS him! The fans boo but Bravo CLUBS Je’Von, stomps away, then stops as the ref counts. Bravo puts Je’Von on ropes to CHOKE him!

The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Bravo steps off at 4. Bravo then runs, but Je’Von dodges the straddle attack! Bravo hobbles and Je’Von SMACKS him back! Je’Von mocks the weak handshake, then swivels them hips! Bravo runs up but Je’Von jumps up, over, around, and RANAS! The fans fire up and Je’Von keeps moving, BOUNCY~ RANA! The fans fire up again and the DROPKICK knocks Bravo down! Je’Von sees Bravo bails out, he builds speed, but Rayo gets in the way! The ref argues with Rayo but then El Grande distracts Je’Von. Je’Von storms up, but into a GAMANGIRI! The fans boo again but Bravo CLOBBERS Je’Von!

Bravo HAMMERS away on Je’Von while Los Americanos applauds. Bravo drags Je’Von up, whips, and scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! The fans applaud as Je’Von stays in this, but Bravo clamps on a chinlock. The fans rally while Je’Von endures, and Je’Von fights up. Bravo THROWS Je’Von down by his hair! Bravo then FALLING HEADBUTTS! Bravo clamps on another chinlock but the fans rally up. Je’Von fights up, fires body shots, and is free. But Bravo KNEES low! Bravo runs, but Je’Von SMACKS him again! Then bobs ‘n’ weaves to SMACK, and fire fast hands! The fans fire up as Je’Von whips, but Bravo reverses.

Je’Von ducks ‘n’ dodges to SUPER PUNCH! Then he rebounds, RED DOT ENZIGIRI! Bravo bails out, Je’Von fires up, and Je’Von FLIES! Down goes Bravo at the narrow rampway and the fans fire up again! Je’Von puts Bravo in the ring, aims again, springboard and- NO, Bravo ducks under! Both men run, JUMP KNEE from Je’Von! Cover, TWO! Bravo survives but Je’Von keeps cool. Je’Von aims from a corner, then runs up, but Bravo blocks a kick to KNEE Je’Von! But Je’Von SUPERKICKS back! Je’Von runs, RED- NO, Bravo torture racks Je’Von, for an AIRPLANE SPIN! Bravo is a Big Strong Boy! NO HANDS! Then the SLAM!

Bravo can’t make the cover, maybe a little dizzy. Bravo goes to the corner, climbs up, and he calls his shot, but Je’Von is right up there to get him! SUPER SPANISH FLY! The fans are thunderous and Je’Von goes up, up, SUPER O G CUTTER!! Cover, Je’Von wins!

Winner: Je’Von Evans, by pinfall

His first win as a full-time member of Raw, but his second win on Los Americanos! But Rayo gets up, Je’Von DECKS him! El Grande drags Je’Von out, SMACKS him, then THROWS him over the desk! The fans boo but El Grande rallies his familia. But Je’Von is back up! Je’Von is on the barrier behind commentary, and he LEAPS over them all to get back in the ring! Then he gets outta the ring and up the ramp! The fans cheer Je’Von’s escape act, will he continue to thrill the WWE Universe everywhere he goes?

 

Adam Pearce talks with the referees.

He wants all three teams in the Triple Threat tag to know that one way or another, it gets settled tonight. The refs head out to spread the word, and in steps Paul Heyman. Pearce asks The Oracle, “Where is he?” Heyman pretends not to realize who Pearce is talking to, and then “realizes” it was him. No “Hello, Mr. Heyman” first? No, he’s not in the mood. Pearce wants Heyman to tell Bron Breakker, when he shows up with bad intentions, Heyman needs to tell him to just go home. Tonight is not the night, Pearce will not tolerate it. Heyman says you don’t have to tell him that. It is Heyman’s honor to be Pearce’s messenger. He’ll let Bron know. If he even shows up.

Yes, thank you so much, Heyman. Heyman leaves and Pearce frowns. Will the Unpredictable Badass be just that? Or can they stop the dog from getting off the leash and tearing up Raw?

 

CM Punk is here!

Dusseldorf fires up for the Best in the World, they sing along with Cult of Personality, and they high-five the man who is still WWE World Heavyweight Champion! They even join in on, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” They chant for “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” as he goes to the ring and grabs a mic. “Is it good to be alive on a Monday night in Dusseldorf or what?” The fans cheer that! Punk says he’ll never get tired of saying that, or of the privilege of being our WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And as outlandish as it sounds, his plan is to be champion forever. But we are on the long Road to WrestleMania, and anything can happen. Hell, just as Cody Rhodes.

The fans boo, but Punk says yeah, he can plan on being champion forever, he can plan on being champion come WrestleMania, but that doesn’t mean it’ll happen. But sometimes, he feels with the fans having his back, he can do the impossible. The fans cheer that! Punk said he’d be fighting champion, and right around the corner, it is the Royal Rumble and the Elimination Chamber. Two opportunities for someone to call their shot. Punk is the one wearing the gold, so the Road to WrestleMania goes through him! He just survived a battle with Bron Breakker, so him, Heyman, and The Vision are in Punk’s rearview mirror. Time for the champ to look forward and do champ stuff.

So with the fans’ support, Punk looks forward to finding out who his next challenger will be. Thank you, Dusseldorf! WAIT! Finn Balor makes his way out here! The fans fire up seeing The Prince come out here. Is this what he meant when he said to wait and see? Finn goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and the fans are torn seeing Finn stare down Punk. Finn says he’s not waiting for the Rumble. He’s not waiting for the Chamber. And he’s not asking for a handout. But when Punk won the title, he did name Finn as someone he’d want to face, so here he is, champ! Punk says that’s right, he did mention Finn on a long list of very talented individuals.

But where is Finn’s ambition? That was two months ago. Where’s Finn been? Punk saw Finn playing video games, saw him worrying more about Dom and helping JD McDonagh. Some weeks, Finn is just shining Liv’s shoes. Did Finn think it’d be easy coming out here and picking on Punk? After seeing Punk get his ass handed to him at WarGames, go through a war with Bron Breakker, he’d get to come out here and just pick the bones? If Finn gets a title shot, is Punk gonna be wrestling Finn Balor or Finn Balor & The Judgment Day? Punk just did the whole numbers game with The Vision, okay? Finn knows what Punk’s capable of. The fans cheer that!

Punk is a man of his word, though. Punk did mention Finn because Finn is talented, Punk is a fan of Finn. Punk said he was gonna be a fighting champion yesterday, and he will be a fighting champion today. Tonight, he’ll put his boots on and we can do this tonight! The fans are all fired up for that! Finn smiles and nods, but then says, “See, Punk, I’ve been around long enough to know that timing’s everything.” The fans already boo that, but Finn says he isn’t jumping the line to face Punk. Anyone who has watched Finn’s career, from Europe to Japan to NXT to Raw that the line starts HERE! So Punk doesn’t have to worry about Dom or JD, but Finn won’t be alone.

Finn watched Punk’s career, too. Time and time again, homefield advantage in Chicago for Punk. But check the calendar: Next week, Raw will be in Belfast, Ireland! And it will be The Punk VS The Prince, and there will be a NEW Irish World Heavyweight Champion! Fans are torn, but Punk says, “Alright, Prince, you’re on. I apologize to the fans in Dusseldorf for you disappointing them, because they wanted to see the champ work. And I’d like to take the time now to apologize to the fans in Belfast when they have to watch me put their countryman to sleep with a GTS.

“Because at the end of the night, I’m gonna be standing on your chest, with the ring announcer saying, ‘And STILL WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World…! C M PUNK!'” The challenge has been made, and surely Adam Pearce will make it official! Will Punk prove he is the Best in the World no matter where he is in the world? Or will this be just the thing for Finn to be back on top?

 

WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Triple Threat: Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez VS Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS The Kabuki Warriors!

Rhea & Iyo put out the challenge and they got a bit more than they expected. The three teams that want their shot must now fight it out amongst themselves, will Judgment Day go back for more gold? Will #BayLyra finally get a fair shot? Or will Asuka & Kairi Sane earn their way to a rematch with #RheYo?

Raw returns and Bayley & Lyra make their entrance. Liv & Roxie are already in the ring with the Kabuki Warriors, so the teams sort out. In this form of Triple Threat, we get one member from each team, so Bayley starts against Liv and Asuka. The fans sing for Bayley again, but Roxie helps Liv cover her ears to tune it out. Kairi oddly seems to enjoy the tune. Asuka, Liv and Bayley circle, feel things out, and Bayley ducks Asuka’s kick! Liv ducks Bayley’s lariat, Asuka ducks Liv’s lariat, and Asuka wheelbarrows Bayley to victory roll. ONE as Liv rolls Asuka! ONE as Bayley backslides Liv, ONE! The three stand off and the fans cheer.

Liv, Asuka and Bayley reset, then Bayley DECKS Asuka! Bayley blocks Liv’s kick to KNEE Liv to the corner. Bayley runs up, RAMS Liv, then rolls back to wacky waving arm, but Liv avoids the elbow! Liv runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare on Bayley, Asuka runs up to ELBOW Liv! Asuka BOOTS Bayley, then BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! Cover on Liv, TWO! Asuka mule kicks Bayley, brings Liv up, and Asuka tags Kairi. Liv ROCKS Asuka, tags Roxie, and Bayley tags Lyra. All six women watch each other, and the fans rally up again. Things calm down, Kairi, Roxie and Lyra step up. They feel things out, and Roxie wants a team-up with Kairi?

Kairi obliges and they mug Lyra. They double whip Lyra, but then Roxie THROWS Kairi! Lyra returns to O’Conner Roll Roxie! ONE, Roxie rolls and bridges, TWO! Roxie kicks Lyra low, BOOTS Kairi, then whips Lyra to the open corner. Lyra reverses, then she catches Kairi! Wheelbarrow and roll, Roxie BOOTS Lyra! Kairi runs up but Roxie goes up and over! Kairi denies Roxie the Tarantula and pops her into Lyra’s BOOT! Lyra then DROPKICKS Kairi! Lyra fireman’s carries, she SMACKS Roxie with Kairi, but Kairi fights free. Kairi CLUBS Lyra, SLAPS her, then whips. Lyra reverses, but Kairi goes up and RANA ARM-DRAG COMBOS!

The fans rally up and Kairi soaks up cheers and jeers. Kairi then runs corner to corner to SLIDING D Roxie! Cover, TWO as Lyra rolls Kairi! ONE, and Kairi URA- NO, Lyra ducks under to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Kairi bails out, the fans rally up, and Lyra builds speed. Lyra WRECKS Roxie while Asuka saves Kairi! Liv BLASTS Lyra down, the fans boo, but Bayley goes after Liv! They’re all brawling, but Kairi climbs up! The fans fire up as Kairi aims, SUPER KABUKI ELBOW! The fans fire up with Kairi, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Asuka has Bayley on the apron, only for Bayley to HOTSHOT her away. Bayley crawls in, but Asuka hits a CODE BREAKER! Bayley rebounds to KNEE Asuka down! The fans fire up as they and Roxie all crawl, hot tags to Lyra, Kairi, and Lyra stops Roxie! Liv runs in anyway but gets a SOBAT, front kick and ENZIGIRI! Lyra WHEEL KICKS Kairi, dodges Roxie, and cartwheels through to ENZIGIRI! Cover, TWO! Lyra kicks Kairi, picks her up, and RAMS her into a corner. Lyra puts Kairi up top, climbs after her, but Kairi fires hands. Asuka gets Lyra, Bayley goes after Asuka! SAIDO!

Lyra and Kairi continue to scrap, and Bayley climbs up to help Lyra. They mug Kairi, but then Roxie & Liv join in! TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans fire up for the Double Powerbomb Superplex combo! All six women are down but “This is Awesome!” The teams regroup again, and Asuka GERMAN SUPLEXES Liv! And GERMAN SUPLEXES Roxie! And then she blocks Lyra’s kick, slips around, but Bayley waistlocks Asuka! Asuka switches with Bayley, Bayley grabs Lyra, DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up again and Asuka is feeling it! Lyra flounders, Asuka BUZZSAWS Lyra! Kairi climbs up, Asuka sets Lyra up, IN-SANE DDT!! Cover, but wait, who’s legal?

Liv CLOBBERS Kairi anyway, and the fans rally up again! Bayley runs up on Liv, but into a BACKSTABBER! Asuka POP-UP KNEES Liv! Roxie runs up to LA MYSTICA! URAKEN from Kairi to Roxie! Kairi goes up again, CROSSBODY, but Lyra catches her! Tag to Bayley before the BACKBREAKER! Bayley goes up, ELBOW DROP! Cover, Asuka breaks it! Lyra SHOTGUNS Asuka out! And PLANCHAS her down! Roxie hops onto Bayley, POP ROX! Cover, Kairi breaks it! The fans fire up again as Roxie hurries to HAMMER away on Kairi! Roxie drags Kairi up, whips, but Kairi reverses. Roxie grabs ropes, BOOTS Kairi, and tag to Liv!

Kairi whips Roxie away, but turns around into OBLIVION! Cover, Liv & Roxie win!

Winners: Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships)

A fast ‘n’ furious finish, and now Judgment Day is headed back for the titles! Saturday Night’s Main Event has a title match set up already, will Liv & Roxie strike gold in Montreal? Or will #RheYo

 

Becky Lynch speaks.

“It has only been one week since I took my title back, fair and square, absolutely no controversy, and already Mediocre Maxxine gets her rematch? It took me almost two months to take back the title that was stolen from me! There was illegal interference! AJ Lee has no manager’s license. Jessica Karr wasn’t counting. But that is only the beginning of the corruption that we are dealing with under Power-Mad Pearce. But I will do what I always do, which is take those lemons and turn them into lemonade. Because in my homeland of Belfast, Ireland, I am going to prove once and for all why I am the greatest female wrestler of all time.

“And it’s not just me saying it, other people say it. Everybody says it. Sports Illustrated says it. Bleacher Report says it. And now this says it!” Becky holds up the belt, and she tells Maxxine that she better have enjoyed her time in the spotlight. Because next week, it ends! Then Maxxine will have to say goodbye to The Big Time. Will The Man still hold Maxxine down? Or will the Dungeon Doll upset Becky in Belfast?

 

Backstage interview with The Alpha Academy.

Jackie is now with Maxxine, Otis, and Akira Tozawa, aka “The Babes.” Maxxine did lose the title to Becky last week, but she now has a chance to win it back in Belfast. Jackie wanted to check in and see where Maxxine’s head is at. Maxxine says she will not cry. Is she disappointed? Of course. But becoming a champion proved to both Maxxine and the world that she belongs. And guys, she became champion because she finally believed in herself, and she learned how to do that. Now, it is time for Otis & Akira to do the same. Maxxine knows they are capable of great things.

As for last week, that was a setback, not a defeat. And as for the rematch, Maxxine is fully aware Becky is arguably the greatest female wrestler of all time, and yes, Sports Illustrated says it. But Maxxine also knows that Becky had to cheat to win. So Becky, next week, Maxxine will put you in that Ankle Lock, and BREAK YOUR ANKLE! Maxxine leads the boys out, will they all be golden on the Road to WrestleMania?

 

Michael Cole is on stage.

The Voice of WWE asks we welcome out now, Raquel Rodriguez! The fans are torn as La Ruda makes her way out on stage, smiling ear to ear. Cole says it is no secret they’ve known each other for a long time. Cole was there to see her rise in NXT and to now Monday Night Raw. He always said she’d one day be world champion, so what she did last week took us all by surprise. She ambushed the Women’s World Champion, Stephanie Vaquer, who is already injured with a bad foot. Why did Raquel do that last week? Raquel says she remembers those days, too. She remembers the girl who smiled when she was told, and would patiently and politely wait for her turn.

But things change, and so do people. And Cole just said himself, he has had a front row seat to Raquel getting cheated out of HER Women’s World title night after night, week after week, again and again! And they wanna all act so sorry for STEPHANIE!? FINE! Go ahead! Feel sorry for her! But every single one of you should know, Raquel will not stop, she will keep coming, until she has Vaquer 1v1 in the ring. And when “Big Sexy Raquel Rodriguez” stands tall as your NEW Women’s World Champion, then you can feel sorry for Vaquer! Feel sorry when Raquel is done with her! But wait! Vaquer is here NOW! The refs and producers want her to hold on, that foot is still in a brace!

Raquel laughs as she walks away from the situation. La Primera tells Raquel and everyone that she IS the champion, and a bad foot will not stop her! Raquel, where you going? If you want it, come get it! But then Raquel does! She CLOBBERS Vaquer outta nowhere! Raquel dares refs to do something, then she SLAMS the bad foot down, just like she did last week! And then she uses the belt to LASH the leg! The fans boo but Raquel smiles as she leaves. Vaquer may have made a fatal error. Will she even have a leg to stand on when it comes to defending this title?

 

Jey Uso is on the phone with Jimmy.

Main Event Jey tells #BigJim that he is halfway across the world, and it feels colder than a polar bear’s toenail. But he’ll get back at you, Otis & Akira walk in. Jey hangs up the phone, says hey to Big O & Tozawa, and he asks what up with it. Otis says The Usos were calling out the whole tag division. That’s right, the Usos put them all on notice. Line ’em all up, knock ’em all down. Then how about giving Otis & Tozawa a little slice there? Jey isn’t sure, they’re all boys, y’know? He was kinda talking about errybody else. He wasn’t gonna do them all like that, then they’d have to get this work.

Otis says, “Uce! I’m serious.” Tozawa nods, and Jey sees that they are in fact serious. Then say less. Him and Big Jim will rap, see what happens. But Big Daddy Otis, this is a warning shot: You steppin’ in the ring with THE best tag team in the game. You understand? Otis & Tozawa say, “Yeet.” The Alpha boys head out, will The Usos be able to fight their friends like they’re not their friends?

 

Dragon Lee & PENTA w/ Rey Mysterio VS Austin Theory & Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Logan Paul!

Speaking of teams, The Boy Wonder and the Man without Fear are teaming up to help the King of Lucha handle their mutual Vision problem. Will Dragon & Penta be able to bring down Mr. All Day & The Colossal Aussie? Or will The Vision soon have their sights on those WWE World Tag Team Championships themselves?

The teams sort out and Penta starts against Theory. They circle, the fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” but Theory ignores it. Theory and Penta feel things out, tie up, then Theory headlocks. Penta powers up and out but Theory reverses that. Theory drops down but Penta swaggers and struts over him. The fans cheer Theory, then Penta dodges Theory to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! The fans tell Logan Paul off while Penta whips, but Theory reverses. Penta goes up and over, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS! The fans fire up again, and Penta runs to SLING-DOG Theory down! The fans fire up with Penta again, but Theory BOOTS him down!

Tag to Bronson, he stomps Penta, and Bronson whips Penta to a corner. Bronson runs up, Penta dodges, hot tag to Dragon! Dragon JUMP KICKS, Penta GAMANGIRIS, and they sit Bronson down for the SWINGING DROPKICK! Penta adds a headstand DROPKICK! Then Dragon HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE?!? Bronson has power to spare, but Dragon fires forearms. Bronson blocks the whip, reverses, but Dragon BOOTS him! Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he RANAS! Bronson is sent into buckles! Dragon runs up, is put on the apron, and he RAMS Bronson! Dragon bumps Bronson off buckles, GAMANGIRIS, then goes up!

Dragon leaps, but Bronson catches him! And SLAMS him! The fans boo, but Bronson drags Dragon up to scoop and gorilla press! Bronson THROWS Dragon on the corner! Tag to Theory and he says he’s got something for Dragon. Theory DECKS Dragon with that left forearm! Theory snarls, The Vision feels good, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Bronson CHOKES Dragon on the ropes! The ref counts, Bronson stops, and the fans still tell Logan off. Bronson argues with the ref and Theory KNEES Dragon in the distraction! The fans boo, but Bronson drags Dragon from the ropes. Bronson fireman’s carries, tags Theory, and SLINGSHOT DROPKICK SAMOAN DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Dragon survives but Theory puts him in the corner to fire knees and elbows! Then a snap suplex! Dragon flounders while Theory looms over him. Tag to Bronson and they mug Dragon. Bronson drags Dragon away from Penta to back suplex, but Dragon lands out!

Dragon ROCKS Theory, SUPERKICKS Bronson, but Bronson still keeps him from Penta! Short arm LARIAT! Logan mocks the pain and Bronson roars. Bronson drags Dragon up, reels him in, POWER- DDT COUNTER! The fans fire up as Dragon and Bronson are both down! Dragon and Bronson crawl, hot tags to Theory and Penta! Penta LARIATS Theory! And LARIATS! And whips, but Theory reverses, only for Penta to go up and over, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Penta feeds off that energy, and he brings Theory around. But Theory fireman’s carries! Penta slips free, shove to Dragon, and then a SUPERKICK!

Penta tags Dragon, they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Theory up and out! Bronson gets up but Dragon SUPERKICKS him! Logan gets on the apron, but they DOUBLE SUPERKICK him! The fans fire up again while Heyman scowls. Dragon builds speed and FLIES out onto Logan & Theory! But BRON BREAKKER SPEARS OUTTA NOWHERE!!

Winners: Dragon Lee & Penta, by disqualification

The fans bark it up, but Penta eggs Bron on! Bron storms in, dodges Penta, and SPEARS him down!! But Bron isn’t done, he sees Dragon on the outside. Bron slides out, builds speed around the way, but PEARCE is there! He says not tonight! Go home, Bron! But Bronson drags Penta to the corner! Pearce is so focused on Bron that the TSUNAMI hits Penta!! Pearce is furious, and now he tells the rest of The Vision to go home! They’re done for the night! But Bron SPEARS Dragon after all!! Pearce is pissed now! Pearce gets right in Bron’s face and says he is sick of this s*it! But then Bron SHOVES Pearce into a corner and threatens to KILL Pearce for touching him!

Heyman hurries in there to calm his guy down, but Bron dares Pearce to do something! The Vision has Bron stand down, the fans cheer Pearce, and he tells them all to get out of the building! Heyman tries to smooth this over but it seems even he is having trouble controlling his attack dog. Pearce keeps shouting at them to get out so they go. Logan also apologies, but he wants Pearce to understand, Bron is ready to hurt Pearce. Pearce doesn’t care, HE is the authority! Raw goes to break while tensions are still high, what will happen as we’re only just starting on the Road to WrestleMania?

 

Raw returns and…

Penta and Dragon are both being checked by medical, and obviously their ribs are the issue. Je’Von steps in and checks on them. They good? For the most part, yeah. Je’Von says he’ll be here if they need anything. Will the Young OG get himself involved with The Vision’s business one way or another?

 

Bron Breakker goes through the halls.

Pearce asks where the hell he thinks he’s going! They ain’t done talking! Bron hasn’t learned a damn thing! And now he puts his hands on the General Manager?! Look at him when he’s talking to you! Who you listening to? You ain’t learning a damn thing, so now you can have some time to think about it! Bron is SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY! Pearce and Bron are both foaming at the mouth, but Bronson ushers Bron away. Heyman walks up and Pearce can’t even say anything. Heyman says that was a big mistake. Yeah, BRON’s biggest mistake! The biggest mistake of his career, all thanks to Heyman!

No, Heyman was talking about your mistake, Pearce. Mr. General Manager, from Heyman’s vantage point, Pearce put your hands on Bron first. The Oracle leaves with his Vision, will he find a way to twist things around towards their advantage?

 

GUNTHER VS AJ Styles!

Der Ring General won the Last Time is Now Tournament, he faced John Cena on Saturday Night’s Main Event in Washington, DC, and for the first time in 20 YEARS, John Cena tapped out. It is one thing for Gunther to be proud of that victory, but it is another thing entirely for him to insult Cena again and again when he knows Cena will never step back in this ring again. However, the Phenomenal One has so much respect for John Cena and this sport that he cannot stand idly by! Will Styles humble Gunther when he makes Gunther tap out? Or will Gunther just add another legendary name to his résumé?

Raw returns and Jackie interviews Gunther at gorilla. Jackie brings up Styles talking about Gunther’s lack of respect, and Gunther laughs that off. Gunther says how dare AJ Styles talk about respect after he slapped Gunther across the face over something that has nothing to do with him! And how disrespectful to do that to the greatest pro-wrestler in the WWE, and to do that to the man that made John Cena tap out… like a little b*tch! Gunther says if he can do that to the so-called Greatest Of All Time, then Styles shouldn’t worry about respect, but about what happens to him once that bell rings.

Der Ring General makes his entrance, with fans singing along with Symphony Number 9, and Gunther goes right to the ring. The crowd is a bit torn, but we get our big fight main event introductions. This is a first-time-ever, so who will be get their first-ever win over the other?

The bell rings, the fans duel, and the two circle. Styles and Gunther feel things out, they knuckle lock, and then Styles KICKS Gunther’s leg. Gunther snarls but he and Styles reset. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Styles fights off a headlock to wrench and wristlock. Gunther puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, and Gunther lets off, but Styles avoids the chop! Styles KICKS the leg again and Gunther bails out. The fans rally, Gunther storms back into the ring, and he circles with Styles again. They feel things out, tie up again, and Gunther waistlocks. The fans rally as Styles fights the lift and wrenches the hold open.

Styles KICKS Gunther’s leg, KICKS it again, and Gunther bails out again. The fans are torn again while Gunther walks it off. Gunther storms back into the ring, he and Styles reset, and they circle. The two tie up, Gunther headlocks for a takeover, and he smothers Styles. The fans duel as Styles endures, and Styles uses a chinbar to fight back. Styles rises, the fans rally again, and Styles powers up and out of the hold. Gunther runs up but Styles ROCKS him first! Gunther powers through to wrench, but Styles KICKS the leg. Gunther headlocks again, Styles powers up and out, then hurdles! Styles drops, but he also feints the dropkick!

Gunther runs up, Styles dodges, and he KICKS the leg! Then he DROPKICKS Gunther down! Gunther bails out and the fans fire up again! Styles goes to the apron, slingshot and FOREARM! Down goes Gunther and the fans fire up again! Styles keeps the ring count fresh, but then Gunther hauls him up! APRON BACK SUPLEX! Styles slumps down while Gunther walks off the pain in his leg. Gunther comes back to UPPERCUTS Styles, then another APRON BACK- NO, Styles lands safe and KICKS Gunther away! Then SLIDING KNEE! The fans rally and Styles hurries to get Gunther up. Styles puts Gunther in, Gunther hobbles, and Styles KICKS the leg!

Styles KICKS and KICKS, but Gunther blocks! Gunther short arm LARIATS Styles down! The fans fire up again while Gunther shakes out his leg. Styles sits up in a daze while the fans duel. Gunther swings, but Styles blocks! Styles CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Styles whips corner to corner, Gunther reverses, and Gunther runs up. Styles BOOTS Gunther, goes up, but Gunther CHOPS Styles to the floor! The fans fire up again while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns once more and Gunther whips Styles to ropes. Styles KICKS Gunther away, but Gunther CHOPS him down! The fans continue to rally, and Gunther stalks Styles to ropes. Gunther wrenches Styles, and CHOPS him down! Gunther holds onto the wristlock, stands Styles up, and CHOPS him back down! The fans rally as Gunther goes again, but Styles ducks that chop! Styles fires the Phenomenal Blitz! LARIAT! Gunther staggers, rebounds, and LARIATS in return! Dusseldorf fires up again while Gunther watches Styles. Gunther stalks Styles to ropes while the fans duel. Gunther headlocks Styles, then brings him around to say, “You Can’t See Me!”

Gunther runs, Styles dodges and he DROPKICKS the legs! SLIDING FOREARM! Then Styles gest a leg to DRAGON SCREW! And DRAGON SCREW! Styles grabs the leg again, DRAGON SCREW! Styles shouts out the Strong Style of The Ace, and he LARIATS in the corner! Then Styles fireman’s carries! Gunther slips free, ripcords, but Styles dodges the lariat to PELE! Styles knows that one, too! Then he rolls Gunther, CALF CRUSHER!! The fans fire up as Gunther endures! Gunther reaches out, claws at the mat, but Styles puts on the pressure! The fans are thunderous as Gunther fights to the ROPEBREAK! Styles lets go in frustration while the fans duel again.

Gunther crawls to a corner, Styles runs up, but Gunther puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Gunther, but he gets stuck for a moment. Styles resets, but Gunther CHOPS him! Gunther drags Styles up against the ropes, SLEEPER! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Styles grabs the leg! HOTSHOT! Gunther falls back and Styles resets again. Styles springboards, PHENOMENAL LEG DROP on the bad leg! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Gunther survives that, but Styles paces around. The fans duel again while Styles goes back to the apron. Styles winds up, springboards, and PHENOMENA- NO, Gunther dodges to SLEEPER!!

Gunther drops, Styles rolls, cover! TWO!! Gunther swings, misses, but he avoids the Pele! Gunther runs to LARIAT!! Then he drags Styles up and reels him in, GENERAL BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Styles survives and the fans are loving it! “This is Awesome!” as Gunther and Styles slowly sit up. Gunther eggs Styles on, daring him to slap him now! Gunther hobbles, but he storms over to Styles. Gunther sits Styles up to SLAP! Gunther asks where that fire from last week went! SLAP! Styles flops over and the fans duel more. Styles sits back up, Gunther is on him for a CHOP! Styles goes to ropes, but he comes back to ROCK Gunther!

Gunther CHOPS, Styles ROCKS, repeat! Then Gunther goes for a sleeper, but Styles slips around! Gunther tries to buck the O’Conner, but Styles just uses that to get the leg! Roll and CALF CRUSHER!! Gunther flails, reaches out, but he reaches back to DRIBBLE Styles off the mat! Styles lets go and the fans fire up again. Gunther clutches his leg while Styles slowly crawls away to a corner. Styles stands, but Gunther SHOTGUNS him down! Gunther drags Styles up, and GENERAL- NO, Styles slips free! He wants the leg! Roll and CALF CRUSHER!! Gunther flails, reaches out, but Styles pulls on the leg! Gunther reaches out, but Styles rolls him way!

CALF CRUSHER!! Gunther flails, freaks out, and Gunther reaches around behind Styles? Styles lets Gunther go?! Styles claims Gunther was tapping out! Gunther tapped out where the ref couldn’t see!! The ref and Styles argue that out, and some fans understand from where they were sitting! The ref says keep the match going, he didn’t see what Styles is talking about. And then the ref doesn’t see the LOW BLOW!! The fans boo because we ALL saw that! Gunther grins as he then drags Styles up, reels him in, GENERAL BOMB!! High stack, Gunther wins!

Winner: Gunther, by pinfall

Der Ring General is indeed that, as he knew how he could trick both Styles and referee at the same time! Styles was robbed, but is this really how Gunther’s going to prove he’s the greatest wrestler in WWE today?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for Raw in Germany, another hot crowd in Dusseldorf, and these kinds of episodes being earlier for me as an American viewer are always fun. Great development with the Women’s Tag Team Championship story, and for Judgment Day as well. Very good promo from #RheYo, Liv & Roxie, and #BayLyra, as well as the Kabuki Warriors turning it into a brawl. The Triple Threat tag was a lot of fun, and it makes sense for Liv & Roxie to be #1 contenders. Raquel getting the better of Vaquer again also adds to their match, and I feel like Vaquer VS Raquel will help fill SNME in Montreal. Judgment Day’s leading ladies all going for gold on the same night would be some great stuff.

Good promo from Liv getting and at Finn and motivating him confronting Punk. Punk had a great promo, he and Finn and a good back and forth, but it makes sense they were gonna wait for next week. Not even because next week is in Ireland, but because tonight’s main event was Gunther VS Styles and they weren’t gonna upstage it. Becky VS Maxxine next week will also be great, and having two title matches involving Irish born wrestlers is definitely a big selling point for the Belfast crowd. I don’t see Finn taking the world title, and I don’t see Maxxine taking the IC title, but between the two, it’s more likely for Finn to win than Maxxine.

Honestly, doesn’t feel like the former Alpha Academy is gonna get much with Otis & Tozawa set up as The Usos’ first defense. Good promo, though, and I really like the character work here. Jey likes Otis & Tozawa, he is hesitant to put a beating on them, but he and Jimmy might have to in order to win the title match because Otis & Tozawa aren’t pushovers. Okay, they’re lower midcard, but they’ve been given moments of their full potential. And that’s how they could/should write the match, too. Otis has the strength and size, Tozawa is fast and is the “Stamina Monster,” they could really push Jimmy & Jey on those aspects.

Great match for Je’Von VS Bravo, and I like commentary was tongue in cheek about that obviously being Tyler Bate with the airplane spin. Great win for Je’Von, and it seems evading angry Heel factions is kinda his thing now, so he got another one of those in. But just as I thought we were getting Je’Von VS El Grande, they might be pivoting to put Je’Von against The Vision. Penta & Dragon VS Theory & Bronson was great stuff, but with Pearce and Heyman arguing about Bron, I could just feel Bron attacking outta nowhere. And everything after that was so good, too, with Pearce being overwhelmed as he tries to get The Vision under control. And that “suspension” definitely won’t hold up, Bron will probably be in the Men’s Rumble match and wreck everyone to earn that world title shot.

And great stuff in building the main event tonight. Very good promo from Styles, pretty good promo from Gunther, and just an awesome match. Styles going for the game plan of the tap out was great, and the finish was brilliant. Gunther cheats in a way that isn’t even really cheating, he was just taking advantage of how wrestling works. Now, I would hope we get a rematch of these two at either SNME or the Royal Rumble, this first-time-ever can’t be the only time ever.

My Score: 8.9/10

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