AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (2/22/23)
It’s a Tag Team Revolution!
Dynamite is hot in Phoenix!
To add to the AEW World Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way match at Revolution, Dynamite holds a Tag Team Battle Royal!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
- The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” Morrissey w/ Stokely Hathaway; The Acclaimed win.
- Saraya w/ Toni Storm VS Skye Blue; Saraya wins.
- Revolution Tag Team Battle Royal: Team Triple J wins and advances to the AEW World Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way.
- Jon Moxley VS Evil Uno; Moxley wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta!
Freshly Squeezed and The Decoder were once friends, but no longer! Will Cassidy also no longer be champion? Or will he stop the ROH Pure Champion from adding to his collection?
The introductions are made, the AEW belt is raised, and Dynamite in Phoenix is off to a hot start!
The bell rings and fans fire up as the sunglasses are off! Cassidy offers a handshake, but Yuta swings on him! Cassidy gets around, rolls Yuta up, TWO! Cassidy headlocks, Yuta powers out but Cassidy runs him over. Yuta kicks Cassidy away, things speed up, Yuta hurdles but Cassidy returns to wheelbarrow and arm-drag to a cover! ONE, ghost pin, ONE! Ghost pin from Cassidy, ONE! Ghost pin from Yuta! ONE, Oklahoma Roll, TWO!! Yuta bails out but Phoenix is loving “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Yuta hears the ring count and he gets on the apron. Cassidy wants to put his hands in his pockets but Yuta runs in to get around and trip him!
Yuta ties up the legs and cranks them, but Cassidy throws elbows. Yuta grabs that arm but Cassidy gets his legs free to kip up and arm-drag! Cassidy runs in, Yuta dodges, but Cassidy goes up. Yuta Electric Chairs, throws Cassidy down and rolls him up! TWO, ghost pin, TWO! Cassidy dodges the haymaker to arm-drag and takedown, into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Yuta bails out and fans fire up again! Yuta cools down while Cassidy smirks. But wait, here comes Claudio Castagnoli, the ROH World Champion and fellow Blackpool Combat Club member. Yuta complains but Claudio SLAPS him! Claudio tells Yuta he’s BCC, screw the wimpy wrestling and hurt Cassidy!
Yuta runs back in, dodges the Orange Punch to SLAM Cassidy! Yuta BITES Cassidy’s ear! Fans boo but Yuta runs to LARIAT Cassidy! Yuta roars but fans boo more. Cassidy bails out, but Yuta DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and Claudio likes what he sees. Yuta keeps on Cassidy by sending him into barriers! Yuta drags Cassidy back up, and whips him the other way, over the timekeeper’s table! And then Yuta dumps the table on Cassidy! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Claudio high-fives Yuta. Yuta soaks up the heat while he paces around in the ring. Cassidy crawls out from under the table and Claudio goes back to the back.
Yuta fetches Cassidy, to POST him! Yuta stands on Cassidy then steps away. Yuta drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and then stalks Cassidy to a corner. Cassidy sputters but Yuta grinds his forearm in. Yuta CHOPS Cassidy, pie faces him, then CHOPS him again! Cassidy is stinging but Yuta winds up. Cassidy puts his hands up to have Yuta stop, but then puts them in his pockets! Yuta laughs, then fires off CHOPS and FOREARMS! Yuta throws Cassidy down, and dares Cassidy to hit back! Yuta CHOPS, but Cassidy fires those shin kicks! Yuta ROLLING ELBOWS, runs, but into a SHOTGUN! And then Cassidy kips up!
Things speed up, Cassidy dodges to shove Yuta to a corner, then runs in, Yuta puts Cassidy on the apron, but Cassidy bumps Yuta off the buckle! Cassidy goes all the way to TEN, then climbs up top! FLYING- ATOMIC DROP! ENZIGURI! Yuta runs in to A-LIST LARIAT! Cassidy staggers, Yuta goes up, FLYING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps on a hammerlock chinbar combo but Cassidy gets the ROPEBREAK! Yuta runs to baseball slide Cassidy out of the ring! Fans boo but Yuta soaks it up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cassidy writhes on the floor while Yuta paces. Yuta taunts the fans, saying he’s gonna squeeze Orange. Cassidy drags himself up but Yuta is right on him. Yuta scoops Cassidy to SLAM him on the floor! Yuta then gets in the ring to soak up more heat. Cassidy stirs, sits up and drags himself into the ring. Yuta is right there to bring Cassidy up. Yuta toys with Cassidy, then CHOPS him down! Yuta ties the legs up again, and cranks on the deathlock! Yuta mocks Cassidy’s thumbs up, before putting on the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Cassidy endures, Yuta makes it a cover, TWO! Cassidy gets to a corner and Yuta walks over to him.
Yuta brings Cassidy up as fans rally, and Yuta whips corner to corner hard! Cassidy bounces off buckles and falls to the mat, and Yuta walks up to him again. Yuta stands Cassidy back up, to CHOP him in the corner! Yuta then BITES Cassidy’s ear again! The ref reprimands, Yuta lets off, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Yuta whips Cassidy again but Cassidy elbows him away! Yuta ROLLING ELBOWS in return! Yuta puts Cassidy in the drop zone then climbs up top. Fans boo but Yuta leaps, to FLOP! Cassidy avoids the splash and fans fire up! Fans rally up for Cassidy and he takes off the armband! ORANGE-
NO, Yuta catches Cassidy! But Cassidy arm-drags the slam away! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Yuta suplexes to a BRAINBUSTER! And then OLYMPIC SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Yuta is annoyed but the fans rally up again. Yuta grabs Cassidy’s hands for the DRAGON STOMPS! Fans boo and Yuta eggs Cassidy on, but Cassidy kicks from below! Cassidy BOOTS Yuta away, keeps wrist control, and he reels Yuta in for a HUG! Yuta is furious! He HEADBUTTS Cassidy! And then THOWS Csasidy, hooks the arms up, and HAMMERS away on Cassidy’s head! Csasidy fights up to a fireman’s carry!
Yuta fights free, Cassidy switches and shoves, but Yuta rewinds! Cassidy dodges, shoves again, Yuta rewinds again, and he BOOTS Cassidy! Cassidy runs back in, into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta holds on and he drags Cassidy back up. But Cassidy switches, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Cassidy holds on, drags Yuta up, but Yuta resists. Yuta switches, Cassidy victory rolls, TWO!! Yuta escapes, but Cassidy wrenches and hooks him up! Yuta slips out, hooks Cassidy up, MOUSE TRAP! TWO!!! Fans are thunderous while both men are down! Cassidy stands, Yuta follows, “This is Awesome!” as Yuta SPITS at Cassidy! The gum sticks on Cassidy’s forehead!!
Cassidy SPITS back! And much more, as it’s all over Yuta’s hair! Yuta wipes himself off to throw forearms! Cassidy throws them back and fans fire up! They just go back and forth and the fans are loving this! Yuta gets the edge but even he slows down. They throw DOUBLE FOREARMS! And again DOUBLE FOREARMS! Both men are still up, but DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! A standing count starts, Cassidy flounders and Yuta stirs. The count is 5 of 10, but both men rise up. They stand at 7, and Cassidy Alabama Lifts! Yuta grabs ropes and gets to the apron! Yuta pulls that ear! He drags Cassidy to the apron!
Yuta reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy back drops Yuta to the apron! Yuta falls to the floor and fans fire up again! Cassidy leaps, DEEP IMPACT to the floor! Cassidy drags Yuta up and puts him in, tilt-o-whirl DDT! Fans are thunderous again as Cassidy still isn’t done! Alabama Lift, but Yuta turns that around into a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Yuta is furious, he rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then the turnover, but Cassidy slips out of the Seatbelt to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOW! But Yuta turns Cassidy’s Seatbelt into HIS Seatbelt, TWO!!! ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!?!? Yuta survives Cassidy’s best! But then BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO?!?!
Okay, NOW Yuta survives Cassidy’s best and Phoenix is electric! Cassidy aims, Yuta dares him to, ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)
Yuta battled hard for Blackpool Combat Club, but he couldn’t stop the Freshly Squeezed fighting champion! Cassidy does show respect, though, by standing Yuta up. Cassidy offers a hug! Fans chant “HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!” But Claudio returns, and he tells Yuta to come along. Yuta listens to Claudio and leaves. Will
Backstage interview with Hangman Page and Evil Uno.
Renee Paquette is with the Cowboy and the de facto Dark Order leader, wanting to talk about the situation last week creating tonight’s main event match, Evil Uno VS Jon Moxley. How has Uno been preparing? Uno says, “Well how exactly do you prepare for the most violent-” Hangman cuts off that rhetorical question by saying, “You don’t! I’ve asked you guys to stay out of this a thousand times, and I get it.” But before Hangman can explain things, Uno says, “Y’know what? I’ve heard you talk so many times, Hangman, and you’ve requested so many times for us not to get involved. But every time you say that, you know what I hear? ‘Dark Order is not on your level.’
“So, I have a request for you. No matter what happens in that match, from bell to bell, I do not want you to get involved. And if you were Dark Order, you would understand that. It’s time for us to stand up for ourselves. So Jon Moxley, tonight, you get to find out exactly why my name is Evil Uno.” Renee wishes him the best of luck and sends things back to the ring. Will Uno be the one that denies Moxley his 100th win tonight?
Ricky Starks is here!
Phoenix fires up as The Absolute strikes his pose, then heads to the ring. He clearly has a contract in his coat pocket, so clearly he has some business to take care of. We’ll hear from “Stroke Daddy,” after the break.
AEW returns and Starks has the mic. Fans chant for “RICKY! RICKY!” and he says he could let them keep chanting, but they’d get mad at him for going over time. But it ain’t no secret these past few months, he’s dealt with interference from the JAS. Baseball bats, people dressed up in masks, and being put through a table. “The message seems pretty clear to me, Chris. You do not wanna have a rematch against moi. And I accept that. I accept that the rematch won’t happen, so I will be moving on from Chris Jericho. But, what I have right here is an open challenge. An open contract for a match against me at Revolution.
“And as my theme song says, the revolution will be televised, so I’ll be damned if I’m left off of this PPV. So I know that there’s somebody that is back there that is itching to get on this card. And hey, I welcome you to come out here, and let’s do the damn thing, y’know what I’m saying?” But then JERICHO appears! Starks sighs but Jericho has a mic of his own. Fans sing Judas for Jericho while the pyro goes off, and then Jericho says, “Now, Ricky Starks, I know what you’re trying to do here right now. You’re trying to bait me into having another match with you.
“But let me say this. You say you’re over and done with Chris Jericho. You’re not over and done until I say so. Let me tell you this, count your blessings, Starks. You beat Chris Jericho, congratulations. It was the highlight of your career, take it and put it in a box, and put it by your nightstand and look at it every night before you go to sweep. Because it’s never gonna happen again! Starks, I could beat you any time, any place, anywhere, but it’s never gonna happen because you are not at my level.” Fans boo and Starks chuckles. Jericho wishes Starks luck with the Open Challenge. And here comes The Wingmen’s “Pretty” Peter Avalon!
Avalon says this is his chance to hit it big, but then Jericho hits a JUDAS EFFECT! And his jacket’s covered in spikes!! Jericho storms down to the ring but fans chant, “We Want Peter!” Jericho tells them to shut up! “See what happens when you want an open challenge? Everyone’s gonna walk out here. You want Jericho so bad, you can’t have Revolution without Jericho, without the Demo God. Maybe I should take that little contract of yours, Starks! Have a rematch with you and embarrass your stupid ass!” Fans boo but Starks says yeah, Jericho can sign it. But we all know he’ll bring the JAS out here, they’ll jump Starks, beat him up, and that’s all good.
But Starks asks Jericho this: “As THE Chris Jericho, the first AEW World Champion, the guy who beat two legends in one night, you did that all by yourself, right? I don’t understand why you keep needing the JAS. But unless you really think that you probably can’t beat me… I Just think you have it in you to get the job done by yourself, that’s all I’m saying.” Jericho says Starks doesn’t think Jericho can win 1v1? Nope. Actually, Jericho can. Starks genuinely believes Jericho can. Jericho snatches the contract, looks at it, and fans chant “SIGN IT!”
Jericho says damn right he can win! And he can do it 1v1, he’s the Great Chris Jericho! Le Champion! One of the best ever! Of course Jericho can beat little Starks 1v1. He’ll sign it and add an addendum that the JAS stays in the back at Revolution! He’ll do that right here and now! “Except, uh, I don’t have a pen.” Jericho smirks, and Starks says, “Damn. But I do.” Fans fire up and Jericho reluctantly takes the contract. And he clicks it! Jericho signs his part, writes the addendum himself, and if Starks wants it, he’s got it! Jericho VS Starks at Revolution! “Be careful what you wish for, Ricky. Because remember this: nobody outsmarts The Ocho.”
Jericho walks away all smug, but Starks smiles and winks at the camera. Will this be an absolute classic?
The many AEW tag teams speak.
Matthew Menard says in Phoenix, Arizona, the Tag Team Revolution Battle Royal is on Dynamite! The Blade says, “Ready! Aim! FIRE!” Sonjay Dutt says “we,” meaning Jarrett & Lethal, are going to win that Battle Royal! He will even get in the ring if he has to! Top Flight are ready to make good on a promise they’ve had since the beginning. They’ve been on fire since the Three Kings Christmas, and they’re challenging everyone to step up or take flight. Alex Abrahantes says those AEW World Tag Team Championships belong to “us,” meaning Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix.
But who has the most tag team wins in 2023? Alex Reynolds & John Silver do! And who will win this battle royal? They will! But Mark Sterling says the icing on the cake is that HIS guys, Tony Nese & Ari Daivari, are going to win the titles. Best Friends are fired up, mad, and guarantee nothing but a win! Who takes the first golden ticket to join The Gunns and The Acclaimed at Revolution? Speaking of…
The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” Morrissey w/ Stokely Hathaway!
Max Caster & Anthony Bowens got ROBBED by Austin & Colten in El Paso, but they’re more than ready to get some payback! However, they’re up against #TAIGASTYLE and the human skyscraper, who are good friends and business partners of the Gunns. Will The Firm take care of business and take out one contender before Revolution even gets here?
As always, Platinum Max has a diss track on deck! “The Acclaimed came, got the crowd poppin’ harder. We gonna run you outta town like you Robert Sarver! Lee Moriarty is Taiga Style. It’s kinda funny, cuz your mom likes it doggy style! Stokely, we’ll bump you outta Phoenix. You gotta cast cuz you’re always touching your penis! Yo Bill, your girl just text me. She says that your ass is S-A-W-F-T!” Bowens says, “PHOENIX ARIZOOONA~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And they do! Caster shot hard on all three men in the other corner, will he and Bowens bring more heat in the match?
The teams sort out, Caster starts against Moriarty and fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Moriarty dares Caster to bring it, they tie up, and Caster headlocks. Moriarty powers up and out but Caster runs him over. Things speed up, Moriarty hurdles but Caster arm-drags! Fans cheer as Caster swivels hips. Moriarty fights up, Moriarty wrenches, and whips. Bill knees Caster! Bowens protests but Moriarty BOOTS him down! Moriarty drags Caster up while fans chant “SCISSORZONA!” Moriarty CLUBS Caster and tells fans to hush. Fans boo instead as he air guitars. Moriarty whips, Bowens tags in and Caster sunset flips!
Bowens runs in with Caster’s knees up, NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Bowens keeps on Moriarty while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Tag to Caster and Bowens scoop SLAMS Moriarty! Caster CLUBS Bill, then he holds Moriarty open! Bowens goes up, but Bill runs in to SHOVE Bowens down! No timbers here! Bill HOTSHOTS Caster, too, and Moriarty LARIATS! Caster sputters but Moriarty is on him. Moriarty UPPERCUTS Caster to a corner, bumps him off buckles, and he tags in Big Bill. The Firm mugs Caster, then Morrissey shows off his hips. Morrisey CLUBS Caster to a corner, throws big body shots, and he stays close as Caster staggers. Bill bumps Caster off buckles, tags Moriarty back in, and they mug Caster more. Moriarty ROCKS Caster, then stands on his leg as he crawls.
Moriarty stands Caster up but Cater throws body shots. Moriarty knees low but Caster kicks back. Moriarty UPPERCUTS, then CHOKES Caster on the ropes! The ref counts, Moriarty lets off, tag to Bill. The mugging continues, Bill mocks the scissor fingers, and he ROCKS Caster with haymakers! Caster staggers to the Firm’s corner, but here come the Gunns. They wave hi to the Acclaimed while Bill keeps beating Caster down. Dynamite returns to single picture as the fans boo the Ass Boys. But Bill scoops and SLAMS Caster, then mocks the scissor fingers again. Bill runs, but Caster avoids the elbow drop!
Fans fire up, Caster gest to an open corner, and he dodges Bill’s splash! Bill hits buckles, hot tags to Moriarty and Bowens! Bowens rallies with big hands and elbows, and a CHOP! Bowens whips, Moriarty reverses but Bowens hurdles to then mule kick, front kick, run and BULLDOG FAMOUSER! Fans fire up with Bowens as he torture racks, swings and SLAMS Moriarty! Bill runs in, into the ELBOW, CHOP and SUPERKICK! Bill ends up in a corner, fans fire up as Bowens SCISSOR FINGERS Daddy Ass! But Bill blasts past Bowens to BOOT Billy Gunn! And then he BOOTS Bowens! Fans boo but Bill roars!
Bill goes out but Caster RAMS him into barriers! The Gunns hurry up to mug their dad!! Fans boo, these Ass Boys know no lows! The Acclaimed run the Ass Boys off, dodge Bill, and POST him! Moriarty gets Bowens up, PEPSI TWIST! And then suplex, COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and fans fire up! The Gunns shout for the Firm to finish this! Moriarty aims, runs, but Bowens dodges the leg lariat! He hooks Moriarty to a backslide, TWO! Clinch and ARRIVAL! Tag to Caster and he goes up top! MIC DROP!! Cover, The Acclaimed win!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
The Firm had the numbers but they couldn’t screw over Caster & Bowens! Daddy Ass is happy to see his boys are on a roll, and they SCISSOR FINGER~! But will justice be served at Revolution?
Tony Schiavone is on stage.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Christian Cage!” Fans boo as Captain Charisma makes his way out, having returned last week to distract and then assault “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry! But speaking of, JB jumps Christian! JB rains down fists, then BLINDSIDE LARIATS!! Fans fire up as JB gets some payback! JB kicks dirt on Christian then leaves. What will Captain Charisma have to say to that? Wait, JB isn’t done! He’s back, with CHAIRS! JB sets one down, then drags Christian over to it! He stands on Christian, grabs the other chair, and raises it! Fans want him to “DO IT! DO IT!” But JB is still conflicted. He may hate Christian, but is he this savage?
JB raises the chair again, but Christian LOW BLOWS!!! And then SMACKS JB in the face! Christian dribbles JB’s face off the steel! Fans boo but Christian soaks it all up. Captain Charisma sits JB up to show the busted-open forehead! Christian stands on JB, and only now do referees show up to tell him to back off. The medic checks JB while fans cheer Aubrey Edwards on for bringing the authority. Will things only get worse between Christian Cage and Jack Perry?
Samoa Joe speaks.
First, we recap Wardlow’s warning. Joe then says, “Wardlow, of all of man’s great follies, perhaps his greatest is delusion. I scalped you to take the one thing that meant the most to you, your beloved connection to your father, to send a message that I am not a man to be messed with. So come Revolution, I’m gonna make it very clear that the biggest mistake you ever made was ever stepping back in the ring with me.” The One True King of Wrestling Television has spoken, but will Wardlow still declare war on his kingdom?
Saraya w/ Toni Storm VS Skye Blue!
The battlelines are drawn in the AEW Women’s Division, and the outsiders are daring everyone to choose a side. Will Saraya make Phoenix her house? Or will Skye Blue be the one handing out an L tonight?
The bell rings and Saraya circles with Skye. Saraya pie faces Skye, but Skye fires off forearms! Fans fire up but Saraya shoves Skye away. Skye dodges, wheelbarrows, and manages to throw Saraya away. Saraya goes to a corner, Skye runs in but Saraya puts her on the apron. Skye blocks a punch to ROCK Saraya first! Skye then climbs up, but Storm distracts her! Fans boo, but Saraya YANKS Skye down! Saraya stomps a mudhole into Skye, the ref counts, and Saraya lets off with a roar! Fans boo but Saraya TOSSES Skye out! Saraya distracts the ref so Storm can snap suplex Skye to the floor! Skye writhes, Saraya goes out after her.
Saraya RAMS Skye into barriers, snarls and puts Skye in the ring. Saraya pushes Skye to a cover, TWO! Fans rally but Saraya wraps Skye up in an abdominal stretch. Saraya mocks the fans, puts on the pressure, but Skye endures. Saraya turns Skye around, whips her to ropes, but Skye tilt-o-whirls and wraps on the IRON OCTOPUS! Saraya endures, powers out, and hits the LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, TWO!! Saraya is annoyed that Skye survives, and she runs in at the corner. Skye UPPERCUTS, ROUNDHOUSES, then goes up top! Fans fire up for Skye but Saraya ROCKS her first! Saraya then climbs up and fires more forearms!
Fans boo but Saraya brings Skye up. Skye resists the lift, fires body shots, and Saraya hops down. Skye leaps, CROSSBODIES, and fires up! Fans fire up with her as she spins Saraya to a KNEE, whip, and SHINING WIZARD at the ropes! Skye keeps moving, SHOTGUN! Cover, but Storm distracts the ref! Fans boo, Skye might’ve had this! Skye DECKS Storm and fans love it! But Saraya THRUST KICKS! And then Saraya grabs the legs, steps through and turns Skye over, KNIGHT’S CROSSING! Skye taps, Saraya wins!
Winner: Saraya, by submission
Skye lost, but Saraya & Storm are going to add insult to injury! They have the spray paint cans, but here comes Jamie Hayter & Britt Baker! The champ and the Doctor run the outsiders off, no L being sprayed tonight! Well, Saraya and Storm spray a fan’s sign with one real quick, then run off. But here comes Ruby Soho! The Runaway isn’t going to let them run away! But Ruby also tells Hayter that she wants the belt. Hayter is fine with that, but will Saraya & Storm still make this about them?
Bryan Danielson is here!
Phoenix fires up again as The American Dragon heads to the ring, and he gets the mic to say, “Boy, is it great to be back in Phoenix, Arizona!” Fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” and Bryan continues with, “Man, it seems like you people might want me to win the AEW Championship at Revolution.” They continue to say “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan says he will do everything in his power to beat MJF for that title. “But first, I wanna talk a little bit about what MJF said last week. MJF came out into this ring, and said he hates Bryan Danielson. So let me get this straight: he tries to break the arm of a friend of mine for over 20 years, and he hates me?
“Let me get this straight: he put a bounty on my head, tried to injure me so I can’t even make it to the PPV, but he hates me? MJF hospitalized my mentor, William Regal, and he hates-” WAIT! Here comes MJF! Fans are torn as Maxwell Jacob Friedman walks out but he has the music cut. He stares Bryan down from the stage, and he says, “Bryan, you may have all these shmucks twisted, but I know who you really are, man. And I know who I really am. I’m the guy who got left stranded by anyone I’ve ever opened up to. I’m the guy who got thrown away like trash by anyone who’s ever claimed they loved me.
“And then I met a girl. A girl who changed my outlook on every single person on this planet. My dream girl, the girl I fell in love with. She convinced me that not everyone in this world is bad, so I became the man who got down on one knee and I told that girl I wanted to start a family with her. I wanted to make a home with her. I wanted to have children with her. And you know what she did, Bryan Danielson? She left me. She left me, Bryan!” Fans aren’t exactly upset to hear that. Quite a few chant, “You Deserve It!” MJF says “She left me because I’m unlovable!
And now, the only thing I have in this life that I can trust, the only thing I have in this world that makes me feel unconditional love, is this Triple B! The AEW World Heavyweight Championship is the only thing stopping me from grabbing a fistful of pills and calling it a day! But not you, Bryan, no! Everybody loves the American Dragon, Bryan Danielson! Everybody looks up to you. Everyone respects you. They throw their hands up in their air and they scream, ‘Yes!’ at the top of their lungs!” Fans do it even now! “And as if that wasn’t enough, you have something I’ll never have: you have a family.
“A beautiful, smart, adoring wife, two happy healthy children. And you take all of it for granted! You wanna know why I hate you, Dragon? It’s not because these shmucks actually think that you’re better than me, cuz Lord knows by March 5th, they’ll know that ain’t the truth. I hate you because you have had more concussions and more head trauma than anyone in the history of this business. You suffered concussion after concussion until you were on the floor, foam streaming down your face, having seizures. And you’re still in my sport? Every time you step foot in that ring, you’re saying wrestling is more important than your family and your children.
“Every time you step foot in that ring, you’re spitting in my face! Because you are taking everything I would kill for, for granted! You are no different than your worthless, drug addicted mentor, William Regal, who I gladly sent home to the hospital. Matter of fact, Bryan, you’re worse. Because you’re addicted to the spotlight. Well guess what? On March 5th at Revolution, you’re gonna get all the spotlight you could possibly ever need in that Ironman match. Because I’m gonna punish you, Dragon. I’m gonna punish you for trying to take away the ONE THING I have in this life! And I am gonna punish you for everything you have taken for granted.
“So now, I’d like to take this chance to speak to your children watching at home.” Bryan tells him not to DARE bring the family into this, or he’ll kick the sh*t outta him! Fans fire up for that! MJF still says, “Hi, Birdie. Hi, Buddy. It’s your Uncle Max here. I just want you to know that come March 5th at Revolution, I’m gonna make Dada pay for all his selfishness. I’m gonna grab Dada’s arm, and I’m gonna rip it outta socket until he submits! And I’m gonna make sure Dada can never play with you again.” Fans boo and tell MJF off, but he just says, “For one hour straight, I’m gonna make sure Dada can never pick you up again.
“And then, Uncle Max is gonna take his fist and hit Dada in the head with it over and over again! And I’m gonna give Dada a present on March 5th.” MJF storms up to the ring and the apron. Does everyone wanna know what the gift is? EARLY ONSET CT- BRYAN FIRES OFF ON MJF! They brawl, MJF tackles Bryan but Bryan turns it around to rain down fists!! Security has to rush out there to stop this but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Bryan gets loose to TACKLE MJF! They brawl more, the security separates them, but MJF fights off the guards! He CLOBBERS Bryan in a corner! Bryan pushes MJF all the way back!
Fans boo as refs and produces rush out now to make sure these two stay apart! but Bryan manages to get loose again! MJF runs off, BJ Whitmer tries to reason with Bryan, but Bryan slides out to CLOBBER MJF into the timekeeper’s area! Bryan wants MJF again and fans are losing their minds! Security gets Bryan away from MJF, but will this only explode in the ONE HOUR Ironman Match?
Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter & Britt Baker.
Tony Schiavone of course talks with the Killer & the Pillar, and brings up what we saw earlier tonight with them confronting Saraya & Storm. Hayter says they are PISSED! Saraya is getting too big for her britches, thinking she can just walk around here, do whatever she wants, and wreak havoc and destroy everything that Britt, Hayter and the rest of the AEW Women’s Division have created. Hayter doesn’t like that. Hayter also noticed how Saraya was glancing at the AEW Women’s World Championship last week. Sure, Saraya might be worthy for a shot. Saraya hasn’t lost a single match since her comeback, and you have to respect that.
But look at everything Saraya’s trying to do. “Ruin it from the ground up.” But Hayter thinks someone else is also deserving of a shot at Revolution, in one Ruby Soho. Ever since Ruby came back from injury, she’s been killing it. She’s busted her ass and shown everyone why she should be after this title, as well. So Hayter is “wracking her brain” trying to think of who is more deserving. So let’s have a little fun at Revolution and make it a TRIPLE THREAT! Saraya, Soho, Hayter will beat both you b*tches, neither one is taking this title off her! The champ has spoken, will it be made official? Can Hayter still hit hard when there’s two opponents at once?
Revolution Tag Team Battle Royal!
The Gunns and The Acclaimed are already headed to the tag title match in the Golden State, but pretty much everyone else has a shot at a spot! Top Flight, Silver & Reynolds, Team Triple J, La Faccion Ingobernable, Best Friends, the Lucha Brothers, The Butcher & The Blade, Menard & Parker, Nese & Daivair and even NJPW’s Aussie Open are all here, and at the bell, they all flood the ring! Who will be the last team standing to be the first team added to Revolution?
Fans fire up as the brawling is on between all the teams, but the JAS stay outside. Some brawls spill out from the middle rope, but most of the teams stay inside. Sonjay Dutt helps Jarrett mug Fenix, even though Sonjay isn’t a participant! Now the JAS get involved, Trent and Lethal brawl outside, and Penta KICKS Jarrett! Rush whips Jarrett at Penta and Jarrett LARIATS Penta! Jarrett and Rush mug Penta, Nese & Daivari stomp away on Fenix. Reynolds CHOPS Vance, Butcher & Blade stomp away on Top Flight. Fans boo as Rush pulls at Penta’s mask! Dante Martin tries to throw Kyle Fletcher out but he fights free.
Mark Davis helps Fletcher, and Aussie Open throws Dante out! Dante holds onto ropes, but Darius can’t save Dante because he’s gut Butcher all over him! Penta CHOPS and ROCKS Nese, but Woods anchors Penta! Nese DUMPS Penta out, but Penta lands on the apron! Penta GAMANGIRIS Nese, suplexes him up and out, but Nese lands safe on the apron. Penta CHOPS Nese, Nese kicks low, but Penta ROCKS Nese! Wait, MARK BRISCOE is here to run off Sterling and Woods! Fans love it and even Danhausen is cheering Mark Briscoe on! Woods and Briscoe brawl on the ramp and then go up to the stage!
Nese is unsure what to do but he brings Penta up. Penta SUPERKICKS, then reels Nese in! “CERO! MIEDO!” APRON FEAR FACTOR! Nese falls, Penta ELIMINATES him! Daivari whips Fenix, Fenix tiger feints and that scares off the JAS, and Fenix rewinds to HEEL KICK Daivari! Penta y Fenix DOUBLE SUPERKICK! The Lucha Brothers say, “CERO! MIEDO!” They lift Daivari together, to LAWN DART him onto Nese and Sterling! The Lucha Brothers ELIMINATE The Varsity Athletes! Rush goes after Penta, Fenix is after Lethal. The brawling continues all over as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Silver tries to throw Jarrett up and out while Rush stomps Penta. Penta kicks him away, tackles him in the ring, and then throws Rush up and out. Rush holds on, so now Penta stomps at him. Rush kicks Penta back and they’re both down. Best Friends work on Triple J, Silver stomps Rush, and Reynolds holds on as he’s thrown out! Fenix fights off Fletcher, Darius ROCKS Rush, but Rush DECKS Darius! Rush throws Fenix up and out but Fenix holds on! Jose tries to help but Abrahantes runs him off! Vance stomps Penta, DECKS Darius, then drags Fenix up. The JAS still stay out while Silver holds Lethal up in a stalling suplex!!
Silver waits until TEN before the SLAM! The Meat Man flexes, then he goes after Blade. Jarrett CLUBS Silver, Dante BOOTS Fletcher, but Dante leaps into Davis’ arms! Davis pops Dante up, and tosses him to Fletcher’s KICK! Fletcher then goes up, LAWN DART CUTTER! Best Friends stick together, Aussie Open hauls Dante up but Darius saves him from Corealis! Dante gives Darius the boost to ENZIGURI Davis! Kyle throws Darius, Darius runs in, but Kyle put shim on the apron! Kyle ROCKS Darius, rushes Dante, but Dante swings him around into Darius’ GAMANGIRI! Dante SUPERKICKS and Darius steps in, COMPLETE SHOT!
Dynamite returns to single picture as Davis CLOBBERS Top Flight! Aussie Open regroup, they focus on Darius, double pump handles and COREALIS! But then Butcher & Blade add on, they TRIPLE ELIMINATE Aussie Open & Darius!! Meanwhile, Penta is jawing with Satnam Singh & Sonjay Dutt, but Rush dumps him over! Penta holds onto the ropes but Rush stomps away on him! Dark Order dump Butcher out but Blade fights them off! Reynolds BOOTS Butcher, he’s still up, but Blade ROCKS him! Silver SHINING WIZARDS Blade, and Blade gets fed to the Beaver Boy Blitz! Silver TOSSES Blade up and out to ELIMINATE him!
Butcher is back, the Dark Order dodge to fire off hands! Butcher hits them back, runs in but misses! Silver puts Butcher in the corner to SHINING WIZARD, but Butcher stops the blitz with a forearm to Reynolds! And a forearm for Silver! Rush fights off Trent, Triple J stomp Trent down! Butcher DECKS Silver, catches Reynolds, and pops Reynolds up to LAWN DART to the POST! Reynolds hits the floor, Butcher ELIMINATES him! Vance and Penta brawl, forearms and KICKS, but then Penta SUPERKICKS Rush! Vance BOOTS Penta, runs in, but is put on the apron! GAMANGIRI! Vance flops, Penta ELIMINATES him!
Rush ROCKS Penta, Vance grabs at Penta’s shoe, they drag Penta up and out! Rush DROPKICKS Penta over, Rush ELIMINATES Penta! And then Vance goes after Penta for good measure! Fans boo but Fenix SUPER- NO, Rush blocks! Rush KNEES Fenix, fireman’s carries, but Fenix slips off to shove Rush out! Penta is there, Vance fights him off, but Fenix tightrope walks to PENALTY KICK Rush! The Lucha Brothers ELIMINATE LFI!! Fans fire up with Fenix! Fenix goes after Chuck Taylor but misses at the ropes. Fenix grabs onto Chuck, Trent is after Jarrett, Butcher brawls with Silver. Lethal helps Jarrett with Trent while Chuck is busy with Fenix.
Rush RAMS Penta into barriers on the outside! Butcher fireman’s carries Silver but Silver fights, only for Butcher to TOSS Silver onto LFI! Butcher ELIMINATES The Dark Order! NOW The JAS get in and they go after Best Friends! They dump Trent & Chuck to the apron but they stay safe! Danhausen gets in the ring as Parker & Menard stomp Trent & Chuck! Fans fire up as Danhausen powers up. But he gets thrown up and out! He isn’t eliminated since he’s not a participant, but he still CURSES Menard & Parker! And then Best Friends dump them both out! Best Friends ELIMINATE The JAS!
But then Triple J TOSSES Chuck and ELIMINATES him! Butcher stands with Triple J while Trent, Fenix and Dante gather on the other side. Fans fire up for the standoff and the six men stare down as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Fenix encourages Phoenix to get louder and louder, and then the brawl is on! Trent and Dante are after Lethal while Fenix is after Butcher! Jarrett bails out to drag Trent out, they brawl by the front row! Lethal bumps Dante off buckles, Butcher CHOPS Fenix! Lethal stomps Fenix, Jarrett stomps Trent, and then Jarrett JAMS Trent with a chair! Butcher and Lethal whip and TOSS Dante up and out, but Dante holds onto ropes! Dante is safe, he slips back in, and Butcher storms back over. Butcher stomps Dante, Lethal stomps Fenix, and Jarrett GOURD BUSTERS Trent on a barrier! Fans get even closer to the action as Jarrett SMACKS Trent with the chair!
Lethal hoists Fenix up, Butcher is after Dante, but Fenix holds on. Dante also holds on, and refs reprimand Jarrett. Dante fights Butcher off, and Fenix fights Lethal off. They’re all down, but Jarrett RAMS Trent into more barriers! Jarrett talks trash, Dante tries to lift Butcher but Butcher is too big. Jarrett SMACKS Trent with another chair! Butcher TOSSES Fenix, but Fenix holds onto ropes to stay in this! Butcher tosses Dante back out but he also stays safe. Jarrett puts Trent back in the ring finally, and Lethal high-fives with Butcher. They all work together to mug Trent while the others are down.
Jarrett drops an ax handle on Trent while Butcher and Lethal go over to Dante and Fenix. Butcher steps on Dante, then he stands on Fenix. Jarrett tells off Phoenix while Lethal stands Trent up to RAM him in a corner! Butcher CHOKES Fenix, Alex protests and Dynamite returns to single picture. Lethal CHOKES Trent, but Dante throws hands on Butcher! Dante runs in but Butcher lifts him up! Fenix saves Dante from the slam, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Butcher down! Triple J don’t even notice as they focus on Trent! Dante and Fenix try to lift Butcher but he fights them off with elbows and CHOPS!
Butcher whips Fenix, Fenix tiger feint rewinds but Butcher dodges the heel kick! Butcher POUNCES Fenix, but Fenix rolls out under the ropes! Dante ELBOWS Butcher, but Butcher throws him up and out! Dante lands on the apron and holds ropes, but Butcher swats at his hands! Dante keeps changing his grip, but he’s running out of ropes! Butcher BOOTS Dante down and ELIMINATES Top Flight! But then Fenix DUMPS Butcher up and out and ELIMINATES the Superbad Squad! But then Triple J DUMPS Fenix out and ELIMINATES the Lucha Brothers! That just leaves Triple J with Trent all alone!
Fans boo and Danhausen coaches Trent, but Sonjay is all fired up for his guys. Triple J stomps Trent down, toy with him, and then throw haymakers! They pinball Trent around, and then they double whip. Trent ducks the lariats to ROCK Jarrett, ROCK Lethal, repeat! Lethal knees low, whips but Trent TOSSES him! Satnam is there to help Lethal, but then Trent throws Jarrett at the other side! Satnam hurries to help Jarrett but Trent fights off Lethal. Trent throws Lethal out to that side! Trent then runs to DOUBLE DROPKICK Triple J! But Satnam braces them both!! Fans boo, but Satnam stands Lethal & Jarrett up!
Lethal runs in, misses in the corner, TORNADO DDT! Jarrett gets Trent with THE STROKE! Jarrett TOSSES Trent, but Trent holds ropes! Jarrett is too busy celebrating that he misses Trent skinning the cat! Lethal runs up to throw Trent back out, and now they both celebrate! But Trent is still holding on! Cassidy returns! And he helps Trent with an Electric Chair Lift! Fans fire up as Trent returns safe to the ring! But Sonjay grabs Trent! Lethal runs in, but Trent still TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! Jarrett CLOBBERS Trent, but Danhausen scares Sonjay away! Jarrett is pissed, but Trent DUMPS him out! But Satnam catches Jarrett like a baby!
Satnam puts Jarrett back in, and Jarrett gets around, STROKE! Trent staggers, Jarrett tosses Trent to ELIMINATE him! Triple J win!!
Winners: Team Triple J, by pinfall
The Last Outlaw wins it for his team, but it helps that his team had extra members! Will Triple J steal the tag titles like they did Paul Walter Hauser’s Golden Globe? And who will be in next week’s Casino Tag Team Battle Royal to win that final spot?
BREAKING NEWS!
With Aussie Open here tonight and fans excited to see them, Davis & Fletcher will get a tag match with the Young Bucks for Rampage! Will Aussie Open get themselves in on the Trios Championships? Or will they just be part of a Superkick Party?
The House of Black speak.
Malakai says, “Thousands of people is what you heard last week. Thousands of people that feel. Feel and see the same things that we’ve been seeing for months. But there is a problem, as we said, within this company. And it’s time for us to address that problem, eradicate it, and let these voices be heard.” Brody King steps out from the shadows with Julia Hart and says, “The House will bring a firestorm to purify the current landscape of AEW. And from the ashes rain, The House will cement its foundation on the cinder, built to last.”
Buddy Matthews walks out from the shadows and adds, “But before Revolution, we the House would like to discuss your status as AEW World Trios Champions this Friday, face to face.” The House of Black wants to meet The Elite, will Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks accept the invitation?
Backstage interview with Tony Khan.
Renee is with the AEW President & CEO, and knows he has a HUGE announcement to make. What’s going on? Tony says this is huge stuff involving a lot of the big stars and the people backstage. Tony felt this would be best made by a major star in AEW, and that man is ADAM COLE! Cole and Tony shake hands and Tony steps aside. Renee asks Cole what’s going on. Cole says that last week, he said he was really excited about getting to tell more of his story. That day is upon us. Starting next month in March, there will be a weekly, one-hour television series immediately following after Dynamite right on TBS, AEW All Access.
AEW All Access will be a look at the company like you’ve never seen before. It’ll feature names like Adam Cole Baybay, Dr. Britt Baker, and many more. And trust him when he says this is something you will not want to miss. For example, Cole is getting to show a lot of his story, his challenges, his ups and downs and everything in between. He is excited to share that journey with everyone watching at home. He also has more good news. That same night, the debut night of AEW All Access, live on Dynamite, Cole will make his in-ring return! For the past six months, Cole has gone through hell, challenge after challenge, just imagining this day happening, “and that day is oh so very close.”
Cole is “damn sure” he’ll be the best Adam Cole he’s ever been, and the AEW roster better be ready. March is going to be special, from AEW All Access and Adam Cole being back, baybay! Will there be some real March madness in AEW?
Team Triple J speaks.
Sonjay Dutt says that everything he has said has come true! They are going to Revolution and become tag team champions! Jarrett says it’s just 10 days away, and he told us all they’d do it! But in step The Gunns! Colten & Austin have them all settle down, no hitting anyone with a guitar. They aren’t here to fight, but Colten is thinking that maybe it should be just the two teams here. Sonjay says their Firm buddies sure didn’t get the job done with The Acclaimed. What’re the champs really trying to say? All they’re saying is that they can take care of each other’s business before Revolution.
Jarrett says they’ll take care of business when The Gunns take care of business. Uh, they always take care of business. Do they see the titles? Austin mocks Jarrett’s guitar playing. Sonjay fist bumps with the Gunns, Lethal doesn’t mind that, and Sonjay says things are in the bag now. But with a Casino Tag Battle Royal still to come next week, will all these teams be thrown for a loop?
BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!
After serving his suspension, the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, HOOK is back! But as Stokely Hathaway still wants justice, HE gets to decide who Hook faces in a 1v1 match. The FTW Champion’s already torn into everyone in The Firm, who could Stokely possibly #SendHook?
Jon Moxley VS Evil Uno!
The Maniac has beaten just about everyone in AEW once over, which is why he’s at 99 wins! Moxley wants that distinction of being the first to 100, but will Uno not be the one? Or will Moxley strike fear in the heart of the Dark Order’s fearless leader?
We see Hangman and Uno watching as Moxley makes his entrance. Hangman pats Uno on the shoulder and sends him off, staying in the back as agreed upon. Uno heads to gorilla, and Dynamite goes to picture in picture.
Moxley finally reaches ringside and Uno makes his entrance. Dynamite returns to single picture, the bell rings, and Uno CLOBBERS Moxley! Uno stomps, throws hands, and even BITES Moxley’s forehead! The ref counts, Uno lets off and stalks Moxley to another corner. Uno CHOPS him, follows him to another corner, and CHOPS again! Fans fire up, Moxley CHOPS back! And CHOPS! And eggs Uno on, so Uno CHOPS back! Moxley ROCKS Uno, Hangman is still watching in the back, and Moxley bumps Uno off buckles. Moxley stomps a mudhole in, then stands on Uno! The ref counts, fans are torn, but Moxley lets off at 4.
Moxley storms around, but Uno CHOPS! Moxley ROCKS Uno, whips him corner to corner, but Uno comes back to BOOT Moxley! Fans fire up, Uno LASHES Moxley with his vest! Uno CHOKES Moxley with the vest, BITES him, but lets off as the ref counts. Uno ROCKS Moxley, CHOPS Moxley, runs side to side to SPLASH! And then runs side to side again for another SPLASH! Uno runs Moxley corner to corner to bump him off buckles. Fans fire up with Uno, hoists him up top, and then CHOPS! Uno climbs up after Moxley, Moxley resists and throws body shots. Moxley ROCKS Uno, and TEARS at the mask!
Fans boo but the ref counts. Moxley lets off and Uno staggers away. Moxley hops down with a smirk, but Uno runs in to BOOT him down! Moxley hits barriers and then staggers away. Uno goes up the corner!? And he SUPER SWANTONS!! Fans are thunderous and Uno throws down fists! The ref tells him to get in the ring, Uno lets off and paces around. Moxley stands, Uno ROCKS him again. Uno CHOPS Moxley, Moxley gets in the ring but Uno slides in. Fans duel, Moxley bails out but Uno pursues. Moxley kicks Uno low, then RAMS him into steel steps! Fans are torn but Moxley drags Uno back up.
Moxley puts Uno’s head on the steps to STOMP him down! Moxley soaks up the cheers and jeers while the ref reprimands. Moxley goes into the ring, says this is done, and he waits on Uno. Uno staggers up, he looks a bit bloodied, but he manages to get in the ring. Moxley runs up to BOOT Uno down! Moxley throws crossface forearms again and again and again! Fans boo and we see a crimson mask forming under the black ‘n’ purple one. Moxley finally lets off on Uno and he paces around again. Moxley stands Uno up but Uno ROCKS him! And reels him in! PILEDRIVER! And then Uno gets Moxley back up! PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!
Moxley survives and Uno’s dripping blood all over his shoulder and chest. Uno gets Moxley up but Moxley shoots around, SLEEPER! Uno reaches out but Moxley traps the arms to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOW! SLEEPER, takedown, BULLY CHOKE!! Uno endures, reaches out, Moxley pulls tighter, but Uno is almost SPURTING blood! But still Uno stands up!! Only for Moxley to body scissor! Uno is OUT, Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission
But Moxley isn’t letting go! He has his 100th win, but he just wants to squeeze the life from Uno quite literally! Silver & Reynolds return and they beat up on Moxley! Only for Claudio & Yuta to return and fight them off! The BCC beat down the Dark Order, but here comes Hangman!! The Cowboy waited until the match was over, and now he brawls with Moxley!! Fans are thunderous, and he takes out BARBED WIRE!! He wraps it on his hand, and BARBED WIRE DECKS Moxley!! This is just a sample of the Texas Deathmatch that’s coming! Fans fire up for the “COWBOY SH*T!” going on as Hangman RAMS Moxley into barriers, then rains down fists! Moxley is now busted open!
Hangman wants more, and he throws Moxley back in the ring! BUCK- NO, Moxley runs away! Fans boo, but Moxley grins through the crimson mask now forming on his own face. Will these two soon have the most violent match in AEW’s history?
My Thoughts:
A really good Dynamite here with a lot more set up for Revolution, but I feel like there are some things that need to be addressed. I’m not sure what is the bigger reason to not have blood in every Moxley match: the fact they do it in EVERY Moxley match; or in the case of Uno here tonight, he was losing a lot of blood. Moxley putting on the Bulldog Choke practically squeezed Uno like a ketchup packet. Outside of that, a great showing from Uno, in what was more or less a ten minute match that he wasn’t gonna win anyway. Moxley gets his 100th win, which is cool, but no surprise, he still bleeds tonight as Hangman stands tall against him, busting him open in return. I wasn’t just kayfabing, that Texas Deathmatch will be something else.
Great stuff out of that opener in Cassidy VS Yuta, it really fed into the story between them. And between Moxley trying to bleed Uno and Claudio slapping Yuta and telling him to get vicious, I feel like the BCC outside of Bryan Danielson is going to end up a Heel, and maybe Bryan leaves the group because of that. Bryan and MJF had a strong promo segment, though I feel like MJF is playing with fire essentially talking about suicidal depression and CTE. The brawl was great, though, but I feel like it should’ve been saved for the go-home segment next week. And Bryan basically stood tall here, so it definitely indicates MJF retains.
Great and hilarious promo from Starks and Jericho. Naturally, Jericho says he knows what Starks was doing and that he wouldn’t fall for it, only to fall for it. Peter Avalon wanting to answer the open challenge only to get decimated was hilarious in itself, and honestly, while odd that the onus for the rematch is put on Starks when he won the first match, there is some logic to him being so determined after all the cheap shots. But at least it’ll be truly 1v1 after the “addendum.” And good promo from House of Black to call out The Elite. The Elite will surely step up to accept the title challenge, and we’re going to get an awesome match at Revolution.
Tony Khan and Adam Cole certainly made the announcement tonight sound bigger than it was. AEW All-Access actually being a thing is nice, certainly plenty of fans want to see that stuff. There’s an audience for that with WWE doing all their different behind-the-scenes not-kayfabe stuff, so AEW surely has that, too. But the better stuff is Cole getting his return match. He could face just about anyone in that return, and then he could easily set something up for Revolution if he’s feeling up for it. Good promo from Samoa Joe to respond to Wardlow, and great sneak attack from JB, even though Christian still stood tall. Pretty sure we get two Face wins there, Wardlow taking the TNT title and JB getting even with Christian once and for all.
Saraya VS Skye was a good match but a quick one, with the more important stuff being Ruby, Britt and Hayter showing up. Good promo from Hayter and of course they set up a Triple Threat. That will probably go about the way the previous one did, where Ruby doesn’t so much side with anyone as opposed to taking her own side. Whether or not she wins the title that way, who knows. And honestly, where is Jade Cargill in all this? Even if she were to just say she doesn’t care about where Saraya came from and all that, at least it’d be integrating stories together the way AEW used to do in the early days.
Really good tag match out of Acclaimed VS Firm, and of course the Gunns try to cost The Acclaimed. Great tag team battle royal, with a lot of stories easily being developed in it. But in the end, Triple J winning out makes a lot of sense since AEW wants them to revisit their feud with The Acclaimed. Calling upon that continuity makes it even more likely, or at least makes it seem even more logical, that FTR would make their return to AEW through the Casino Tag Battle Royal and get in on the title match. They’ve got beef with Austin & Colten, they’ve wanted those AEW World Tag titles back for a long time now, this could be the way to do it.
Alternately, Best Friends probably redeem themselves from almost winning here, they worry more about getting Walter Hauser’s Golden Globe back and Acclaimed get the belts back because of it. Either way, the fans being upset in El Paso will be reconciled by a big Face win on PPV.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Collision brings us the trilogy!
Once again, AEW sees Thunder Rosa and Athena lead teams into battle! But will La Mera Mera finally bring down the Fallen Goddess?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Paragon VS Kyle Fletcher & Roppongi Vice; Paragon wins.
- Mistico VS The Beast Mortos; Mistico wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Christian Cage, Nick Wayne & FTR VS #JetSpeed & The Outrunners; JetSpeed & Outrunners win.
- Katsuyori Shibata VS Gabe Kidd; Gabe wins.
- 8 Woman Tag: Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, Willow Nightingale & Mina Shirakawa VS Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne & Julia Hart; Rosa, Aminata, Willow & Mina win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: Paragon VS Kyle Fletcher & Roppongi Vice w/ The Don Callis Family!
While Adam Cole is set to defend his TNT Championship against the Protostar at All In, they’re bringing their brothers in arms for one more big battle! Which side of this ongoing family feud find themselves with the hot hand?
The trios sort out and we revisit #Kylelision! The fans fire up already as the Kyles circle. But then Fletcher sucker punches Cole! O’Reilly fires off kicks, Fletcher headlocks, but O’Reilly powers out. Fletcher RUNS O’Reilly over! Things keep moving, O’Reilly hits a kitchen sink knee! The fans fire up and O’Reilly drags Fletcher over. Tag to Cole and Fletcher backs off. Cole eggs Fletcher on, but Trent Beretta tags in. The fans boo as Cole and #JustTrent circle. They tie up, Cole wrenches to wristlock, and fans chant “We Want Kyle!” Trent rolls, wrenches, but Cole rolls and rolls and wrenches back. Cole brings Trent over, tag to Roddy, and they mug Trent.
Roddy hoists Trent up, Cole joins in, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Callis says that’s awful to do to someone with a repaired neck! Roddy CHOPS Trent, then tags O’Reilly. The fans cheer as Roddy & Kyle KICK and CHPO Trent on repeat! Rocky Romero runs up but Kyle KICKS him away! Tag to Cole, he and O’Reilly double whip Trent for a KNEE and basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Cole drags Trent up, ROCKS him and has him on the ropes. Cole bumps Trent off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, and Garland tells Callis off. Tag to O’Reilly, he KICKS and fires forearms on Trent! Tag to Roddy and the KICKS and CHOPS return!
Rocky comes back in, he gets another KICK for it, and then Roddy & O’Reilly DOUBLE SUPLEX Trent onto Rocky! Cover on Trent, TWO! Roddy drags Trent up, ROCKS him, then CHOPS him! Fletcher storms in but he gets a CHOP! But Trent CLOBBERS Roddy! Trent hot tags Fletcher! The fans fire up for Kyle as he stomps away on Roddy in the corner! Rocky adds on, the ref reprimands them all, but Kyle is all fired up! The fans cheer the Protostar as he drags Roddy up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, ONE!! Roddy is tougher than that but Fletcher stalks him to the corner. Fletcher CHOPS Roddy, then tags Rocky.
Rocky & Fletcher mug Roddy, then Rocky UPPERCUTS! Trent CHOKES Roddy, but he stops as the ref spots him. Rocky CHOPS Roddy, tags Trent, and RPG Vice mugs Roddy. Trent CLUBS Roddy, keeps him from Paragon, and tags Rocky. Rocky runs in to LARIAT! That’s one-ever! Then he hits two-ever! Then three-ever, but Roddy dodges! Hot tag to O’Reilly! O’Reilly fires knees on Rocky, then KICKS and haymakers! LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up but Trent runs in. O’Reilly sends him to the corner and forearm SMASHES! Whip corner to corner, Trent tumbles up then back down, into a KICK!
Fletcher steps in but O’Reilly gets him first! DRAGON SCREW! O’Reilly aims at Trent, takes a leap, but Trent dodges, so the FLYING KNEE hits Rocky! Trent KNEES O’Reilly low, whips him, but O’Reilly reverses! Trent hits barriers hard! O’Reilly lines up the shot again, FLYING DROPKICK into Trent! But Fletcher BOOTS O’Reilly off the apron! Rocky builds speed and DIVES! O’Reilly hits the desk! Fletcher taunts Cole, the ref keeps Paragon back, and the Don Callis Family soaks up the heat as Collision goes picture in picture.
Archer gets a cheap shot in while the ref was busy with Paragon. Rocky drags O’Reilly into the ring for a cover, TWO! Rocky drags O’Reilly to center, CLUBS his arm again and again, then brings him up for a CHOP! O’Reilly staggers around, Rocky tags Fletcher, and Fletcher runs up to BOOT O’Reilly! Fletcher scoops O’Reilly to SLAM, then clamps on a chinlock! O’Reilly endures, the fans rally while Paragon coaches O’Reilly, and O’Reilly stands. Fletcher hits a BIG back suplex to bring O’Reilly down! Fletcher grins and stands over O’Reilly before bringing him over. Tag to Rocky and the mugging continues.
Rocky talks trash, but O’Reilly fires hands! Rocky kicks back, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Then he UPPERCUTS O’Reilly! Tag to Fletcher and the mugging just keeps going! Fletcher stomps a mudhole in, but then Rocky gets a cheap shot behind the ref’s back. Fletcher stands O’Reilly back up, Collision returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Fletcher scoops and SLAMS O’Reilly, then sucker punches Cole again! Tag to Trent and Trent storms up, only for O’Reilly to fire hands! Trent ROCKS O’Reilly back! Trent half nelsons but O’Reilly arm-drags free! Both men get up, DOUBLE LARIATS bring them down!
The fans fire up a O’Reilly and Trent crawl. O’Reilly goes to a corner, BOOTS Trent away, then reaches out. Trent runs up but O’Reilly DUMPS Trent out! Tag to Roddy! Roddy CALF KICKS Fletcher! Then he WEECKS Trent with a dropkick! Then he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Roddy sees Rocky coming, scoops him and pops him into the Canadian Rack! CANADIAN CUTTER!! Trent is back, Roddy gets around, ANGLE SLAM! The fans fire up with Roddy as he runs side to side, FOREARM after FOREARM on Trent! Then the atomic SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Roddy drags Trent back up.
Roddy fireman’s carries, but Trent CLAWS free! Trent shoves Roddy into Fletcher’s GAMANGIRI! Fletcher tags in, then he tags Rocky. Fletcher runs to GAMANGIRI Roddy in the corner! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Rocky goes up, Trent fireman’s carries Roddy! METEORA DEATH VALLEY!! Cover, TWO!! Rocky is furious but the fans fire up! Rocky tags Trent and Fletcher joins in. They double whip Roddy to the corner, then Rocky runs in. Roddy BOOTS Rocky! And he BOOTS Trent, ENZIGIRIS Trent, then dodges Fletcher! Fletcher hits so hard that he goes up and out! Hot tag to Cole! The fans fire up as Cole rallies on RPG Vice!
BOOT for Rocky! BOOT for Trent! Fireman’s carry and USHIGOROSHI for Trent! Rocky waistlocks but Cole breaks free to PELE! Cole suplexes, GHOST BUSTER! The fans fire up and Cole TOSSES Trent! Cole dares Fletcher to get in here! Fletcher goes to the apron, and he tags in! The fans fire up as we get this preview of the TNT Championship match! The hands fly fast ‘n’ furious and the fans love it! Kyle BOOTS Cole, runs, but into a BOOT! And a SUPER- NO, Kyle blocks to SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Cole staggers to a corner, Kyle runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Fletcher is down, Cole goes up, PANAMA SUNRISE!! Cover, TWO!!!
The fans fire up as Fletcher survives one of Cole’s best shots! However, Cole brings down the kneepad, he has one more to try! But Fletcher LARIATS first! Tag to Trent, then tag to Rocky! RPG Vice get Cole up, but Kyle KNEES Trent! AX ‘N’ DOUBLE SMASH! Rocky runs up to DOUBLE SLICED BREAD! Cole BOOTS Rocky! Rocky sputters, Cole hits the BOOM!! Cover, Paragon wins!
Winners: Paragon, by pinfall
Callis is furious as his guys drop the ball! But then Fletcher sneaks in and runs up on Cole, only for Cole to be ready! Cole dares Fletcher to bring the fight! Callis says don’t do it, they have Saturday for that. Fletcher points to the belt and says they’ll see each other real soon. The Don Callis Family falls back, but can they bounce back and take all the gold this weekend?
AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.
The Death Riders regrouped, and Moxley says, “For nearly a year, we have bene testing people. We have been pushing people. Frankly, most of ’em have failed the test. Turns out, this isn’t the job they really want. This is the greatest sport in the world, and it’s the toughest sport in the world, and they don’t have the stomach to endure! You can scour the globe for people who have it in ’em. In their guts, in their soul, who don’t know any other way. There’s a few of ’em out there, I know ’em when I see ’em.” Gabe Kidd tells “Shibata-san, you taught me about fighting spirit, how to show it to the world, how to fight with all your heart.
“You go out there, and you hang out with Samoa Joe and Will Hobbs and you just collect a paycheck. Now you don’t have a single ounce of effin’ fightin’ spirit left!” Wheeler Yuta says The Opps have beaten and battered and bruised him, but he will continue to move forward because that is nothing compared to what The Death Riders have done to him to make him stronger. Claudio Castagnoli says they do not go out there and beg. Beggars are not warriors, and warriors do not beg. Marina Shafir says “they” are all pathetic, weak, brittle, and are all p*ssies!
Moxley says if you wanna be in the business, you can’t pretend your way into it. You can’t buy your way into it. You can’t gladhand and ass-kiss your way into it. You wanna be the real thing? You gotta be all in, or all out. Moxley VS Hangman, and now Claudio, Yuta & Gabe VS The Opps, all the gold on the line! Who will leave Texas with it all in their hands?
Harley Cameron is working out.
The wild Aussie loses her grip on the chin-up bar, falling on the floor. She introduces herself and says that she crashes, a lot. But when she needs to reenergize and fast, “You need an iDrinq!” OMG, Dr. Puppet? And yes, iDrinq’s caffeine free family delivers the electrolytes and vitamins you’ll need to get back up from your crash! Pick yourself up some today!
Sky Flight Team speaks.
Scorpio Sky says, “Scorpio Sky is back, and yeah, it’s a feel good moment. But we have to remember one thing: All of this can go away in the blink of an eye, and that is something I cannot let happen again. I have surrounded myself with the best talent and knowledge I can find. And that is Sky Flight Team.” Christopher Daniels says, “Understand that every championship you have is a possible goal: The World, the Unified, the TNT, the tag titles, the trios titles, and every women’s championship. We can lay claim to them at any time. You look at the talent in each one of these athletes: Leila Grey, Top Flight, Scorpio Sky.
“You add 32 years of the Fallen Angel’s experience to guide them, we’ve made a team that is exponentially more than the sum of its parts. AEW, this IS Sky Flight Team. And with this team, the sky is no limit.” Then will this team take all the gold they can in a snap?
Mistico VS The Beast Mortos!
With just days left to prepare for All In and the Men’s Casino Gauntlet, the Talisman of CMLL is looking to sharpen his skills and be ready at any given moment. But will Mistico be shining in the spotlight? Or will the menacing minotaur break through and have his own moment?
The bell rings and Mortos runs right up! Mistico dodges to GAMANGIRI, GAMANGIRI, and then whips. Mortos reverses, Mistico jumps over the dropdown, then handsprings! Mortos stays clear, runs up, but Mistico dodges to RANA! Mortos tumbles, the fans fire up, and Mistico runs to springboard! But Mortos catches him! Mortos swings Mistico, Mistico slips free and DROPKICKS Mortos onto the ropes! Mistico speed dials to 619! Mortos staggers, Mistico springboards, FLYING RANA! Mortos tumbles out of the ring and the fans fire up behind Mistico. Mistico builds speed and WRECKS Mortos with a dropkick!
Mistico gets going again and he DIVES! Direct hit but Mortos stays up! Mistico says third time is the charm, and he DIVES! Down goes Mortos! The fans fire up and Mistico rises. Mistico drags Mortos up and into the ring, then springboards for a DIVING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Mortos stays in this but the fans rally with Mistico. Mistico brings Mortos up, fires forearms, then knuckle locks. Mistico KICKS, then goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up as Mortos tumbles to a corner! Mistico rallies the fans, runs corner to corner, but Mortos dodges! Then Mortos UPPERCUTS, LARIATS, and GAMANGIRIS!
Mortos reels Mistico in for a SNAP POWERSLAM and NECK TWIST! Mortos soaks up cheers and jeers while Collision goes picture in picture.
Mortos sits Mistico up to claw at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos stops, and Mistico reaches out for the fans. The fans rally up but Mortos SMACKS Mistico down! Mortos puts Mistico on the ropes, claws at the mask, ten snapmares Mistico down. Mortos NECK TWISTS again! Mortos goes up the corner, and he MARIPOSAS! Cover, TWO! Mistico survives and Mortos seethes but the ref defends his count. Mortos drags Mistico up and SMACKS him again! Mistico falls over, Mortos roars, and Garland seems torn. Mortos stalks Mistico, throws hands, and CHOPS Mistico down! Mortos clamps on a chinlock and squeezes tight while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Mortos has Mistico in the corner. The fans duel as Mortos lifts Mistico with a gorilla press! Mistico fights free, shoves Mortos to a corner, then runs in, only to be put on the apron! Mistico GAMANGIRIS first, Mortos runs back in, but into another GAMANGIRI! Mistico springboards for the CROSSBODY! Then springboards for the FLYING RANA! The fans fire up and Mistico runs in, but Mortos pops him up to a torture rack! Swing and- RANA! Mistico turns things around on Mortos and the fans fire up again. Mistico runs, Mortos stands, springboard BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO!
Mortos is tougher than that, but Mistico keeps focus. Mistico rallies the fans again, goes to ropes, and he runs back up to tilt-o-whirl! But Mortos SLAMS him down! Cover, TWO! Mortos drags Mistico up to whip, but Mistico ducks ‘n’ dodges, rolls and SUNSET BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives and the fans rally up again! Mistico feeds off that energy and rises up. Mistico lets the energy build but Mortos fires a forearm! Mortos HEADBUTTS again and again, then whips. POP UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Mistico survives and Mortos seethes. Mortos rises, the fans rally, and Mortos brings Mistico up to whip again.
Mortos scoops, gut wrenches, CIPHER UTAKI! Cover, TWO! Mistico shows that toughness but Mortos won’t stop! Mortos reels Mistico in, lifts him up, but Mistico makes bomb into FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Mistico runs, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS again! The fans fire up as Mistico rises again. Mortos stands, takes a swing, but Mistico dodges to SMACK Mortso! Mortos and Mistico trade forearms! The fans rally, Mistico points to the heavens as he SOBATS, KICKS, and SUPERKICKS! Mistico runs, but Mortos blows past him! Mistico dodge the lariat to ROLLING DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up!
The fans chant for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” as Mistico rises. Mortos is in the drop zone so Mistico goes up. The fans rally as he climbs, MOONSULT but into BOOTS! Mortos runs in, but into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX into buckles! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Mistico runs and tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA!! Mortos TAPS to the armbar, Mistico wins!
Winner: Mistico, by submission
A big win for Mistico and he is undefeated in AEW! But that’s 1v1, and the Casino Gauntlet could end up a Triple Threat or more! Will Mistico be able to defy the odds and win big at- Wait, MJF is on the tron wearing Mistico’s mask! MJF claps to mock Mistico and says that’s all he does! Mistico claps like a circus seal because he’s a jabroni! And what’s this? This is the mask MJF ripped clean off Mistico’s stupid skull. MJF knows everyone is so excited for Mistico to go to the Casino Gauntlet to get in the way of MJF and MJF’s world title. Well, then Mistico has another thing coming. Mistico won’t get in because MJF is going to pin Mark Briscoe in three seconds of the bell!
But let’s just say Mistico does get in. MJF will just keep collecting Mistico’s masks until he has them all, leaving Mistico with no choice but to show the world his ugly face! MJF will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is Maxwell Jacob Friedman, and he is better than you, and you know it. The fans boo but Mistico says see you Saturday! Will MJF only get himself in trouble by stoking the flames?
Mark Briscoe speaks.
“Two days from now, the Casino Gauntlet match, and I’m coming to win. I don’t care who shows up, I’m coming to win. Been in the game 25 years now, it’s what I do. It’s business. But at this point, it’s become personal. MJF, you piece of s*it… Hey, I knew you was gonna invoke my brother’s name. I called you out on it before you even did it! I was hoping that I’d be numb to it. But y’know what? Been 24 hours, and every minute that goes by, I get more and more pissed off. Knowing that my sister-in-law, my nephew, my nieces, my mom and my dad were sitting there watching the TV while you disrespected my brother and disrespected my family.
“So Saturday… I told you what my plan is: to win. But Sunday… I gotta come back home to Delaware. And whether I win or not, I wanna look my family in the eyes and say, ‘I ain’t let that s*it fly.’ MJF… At this point… I have got to whoop your ass.” The Sussex County Chicken is deadly serious, but will he make sure if nothing else, MJF does NOT walk out of Texas the #1 contender?
AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.
Renee Paquette says that was an insane start to AEW’s long week in Texas, and she brings Hangman in to talk about the chaos. Hangman says he probably should talk about it, just not with Renee. Hangman moves on to find Swerve’s locker room! Hangman pushes right through the door to find Ospreay, Swerve & Nana. Ospreay says please, let’s not do this just two days before All In! Swerve is upset Hangman is doing this right in his locker room. Hangman tells Ospreay he just needs two minutes. Ospreay isn’t so sure, but Swerve says it’s fine. Ospreay steps aside, but Hangman does thank Ospreay for everything.
Nana says he’s gonna get some coffee. Does Swerve want some? Swerve shakes his head no. Nana scoots out of the room, and Swerve chuckles. He knows what this is about. He knows why Hangman is here. Hangman is asking for help! Go ahead, ask him for help! It’s why he’s here, right? No, that’s not why. Hangman couldn’t even if he tried. But he is going into a suicide mission on Saturday, and he figured if he doesn’t say this now, he’ll never have the chance. Hangman just wanted to do what he should’ve done two years ago. Hangman takes a seat, puts the chain down, and Swerve also takes a seat to hear him out.
Hangman says The Bucks, Dynasty, and everything since, Hangman has had nothing to do with that. And he knows if the tables were turned, Hangman wouldn’t believe this either. Swerve knows all that. What’s his point? Hangman says what Swerve did to Hangman and his family… Hangman’s son still wakes up at night screaming, thinking he saw Swerve! And Hangman hates Swerve for that! He always will! But what Hangman did to Swerve… Swerve deserved that. And what upsets Hangman more is that Swerve knows it, too. Swerve knows he deserved that payback. Which is why Hangman regrets it.
Hangman just needs to know: Does Swerve regret what he did to Hangman? Swerve says if Hangman had asked him all this before Swerve became world champion, Swerve would’ve said “No.” He’d do it all over again. But after the world title, after main-eventing Wembley, after their brutal cage match, after Swerve losing things, people, matches, all of it…! Yeah, Swerve regrets it. Okay. Hangman stands up, and he says he’ll bring his family on Saturday. Not to the show, but like, before. Swerve says he’ll steer clear. Hope they enjoy the show. Hangman says he believes that. Hangman goes to leave, but Swerve has him wait.
Swerve says the house Hangman burned down. Swerve was planning to raise his kids in it. Have them grow up just like he did. Hell, Swerve pictured his grandchildren growing up in that house. But after thinking about it, maybe it was time to let go of the past. Hangman just says, “Yeah,” and takes his leave. Both men have a lot to think on. And Hangman also left the chain behind. With both men acknowledging their sins, can there be peace between AEW’s most vicious rivals?
Someone is storming out from the crowd?
The DEATH RIDERS are here, no music needed! And Jon Moxley grabs a mic to ask, “What the hell was that?!” The fans boo but Moxley asks what kinda pathetic crybaby stuff was that?! A Texas Death Match on Saturday, Hangman better get his head screwed on straight! That ain’t no cowboy he’s ever seen! Marina takes the mic to say Hangman ain’t no cowboy! He’s a p*ssy! A PUNK ASS B*TCH!! Moxley says he will give Hangman this: The smartest decision Hangman ever made was tell his family to NOT attend All In. The fans chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” and Moxley says yeah, they’ll see some cowboy s*it on Saturday!
Because the difference between Hangman and Moxley is that after Saturday, Moxley will make no apologies and have no regrets! 48 hours remain, Hangman, before your Texas Death! The Maniac storms his way back out of the arena, will nothing stop him from ending Hangman’s redemption story?
8 Man Tag: Christian Cage, Nick Wayne & FTR VS #JetSpeed & The Outrunners!
The AEW World Tag Team Championships will be on the line in a Triple Threat, and as it stands, both challenger teams have the advantage after The Patriarchy and #JetSpeed beat down Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin. However, they still have some beef of their own, as do their teammates. Will the Father Figure & his Prodigy son make it work with the Top Guys? Or will the Jet Runners be too fast and too fly to catch?
The teams sort out and Nick Wayne starts against Mike Bailey. They circle, the fans rally behind Speedball, and they tie up. Bailey powers Nick to a corner, lets off as the ref counts, but Nick turns things around! The ref reprimands and counts, and Nick lets off. Bailey dodges but then Nick narrowly avoids the roundhouse! FTR has Bailey back off and Bailey eggs Nick on. The fans rally, the two reset, and they tie up. Bailey wrenches an arm to a wristlock, but Nick pulls hair! The ref reprimands but Nick headlocks for the takeover. Bailey endures the grind, the fans rally up, and Bailey stands to power up and out.
But Nick pulls hair! Nick reels Bailey in for a takeover! Bailey headscissors, Nick kips free, but Bailey KICKS him down! Bailey drags Nick over, tags Knight, and JetSpeed double whip to DOUBLE HIP TOSS! They whip again, and they DOUBLE BOOT! They secret handshake and Knight covers, ONE! Nick bails out to check his chin, and literally his entire team helps him, including Mother Shayna and Superbad Stepbrother, Kip Sabian. Christian even hugs it out with Nick! The fans boo but Nick returns to the ring. Knight blows a kiss to Mother Shayna but Nick storms up. They tie up, Nick kicks low, then he bumps Knight off buckles!
Tag to Christian and Christian CLUBS away on Knight! The ref backs Christian off, but Christian stomps Knight. Christian puts Knight in a corner to CHOP! Christian whips Knight, Knight reverses, and then Knight hurdles, hurdles, but Christian grabs ropes! Christian runs up, but Knight DROPKICKS after all! The fans fire up, Knight covers, TWO! Knight drags Christian up but Christian KNEES low! Christian CLUBS Knight, puts him in the corner and tags Cash. Cash CHOKES Knight on the ropes, CLAWS his face, but stops as the ref counts. Dax gets a cheap shot in, #BigStoke talks trash, and Cash UPPERCUTS Knight over!
The fans rally up for the Outrunners, but Cash CHOPS Knight again! Cash shakes out his hand, then brings Knight up to whip. Knight goes up and over, then runs back in, springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Cash tumbles, Knight storms up to wrench, and he tags in Truth Magnum! The fans go wild for Truth as he wrenches an arm, but Cash DECKS him! The fans boo but Cash tags Dax. Dax bumps Truth off buckles, then CHOPS! The fans boo and “WOO” but Dax UPPERCUTS Truth down. The fans taunt Dax but Dax goes to hip toss. Truth counters to HIP TOSS Dax! Truth runs up to FLYING HEADSCISSOR! Then DROPKICK!
Dax staggers up and ends up in JetRunner territory! Turbo Floyd ROCKS Dax, Bailey ROCKS Dax, Knight ROCKS Dax, and Truth DECKS Dax! Tag to Turbo and the Outrunners whip to BODY SHOT, KNEE LIFT, and then lift for the BIG back suplex! The fans fire up with Turbo as he covers, TWO! Turbo tags Knight, they hand off the wrench, but Dax pulls hair! Dax and Knight scrap, Knight ROCKS Nick, ROCKS Christian and ROCKS Cash! Knight hurries away, all eight men get in the ring! The fans fire up for the stare down, but Christian has his guys stand down. But then they sucker punch! The fans fire up as the brawl is on!
Things spill out of the ring, Truth has Christian, Bailey CHOPS Nick, Knight has Dax and Turbo SMACKS Cash off the apron! Truth SMACKS Christian off the desk! The fans fire up but Mother Shayna protests! Knight has Dax in the ring, but Cash lurks! Dax powers up and out, Cash DUMPS Knight to the floor! The fans boo the #FTRIARCHY, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Bailey protests what just happened but there’s nothing that can be done. Truth does WRECK Christian on the outside, though! Tensions are high, but Nick shoves Knight into the ring for Dax. Dax puts Knight in a corner, throws hands, but Knight counters with CHOPS! Dax bumps Knight off buckles to CHPO, ROCK, and repeat! Dax windmills haymakers but stops as the ref counts. Dax is dramatic as he “crawls” to tag Christian, and Christian brings Knight around to CHOKE on the ropes! The ref counts, Christian sits on Knight for a moment, but he steps away. Tag to Nick and the Patriarchy mugs Knight.
Nick snap suplexes Knight, covers, TWO! Nick clamps onto Knight again, but Knight RAMS him into the corner! Cash tags in, he BODY SHOTS Knight, then snap suplexes! Cash looms over Knight, brings him up into a COBRA CLUTCH, and THRASHES him around! Knight endures, fights up, and fires body shots. knight shoves free, runs to sunset flip, but Cash stays up! Tag to Dax and Dax KNEES Knight in the side! Dax fishhooks Knight, stops as the ref counts, and then clamps on with a chinlock. Knight endures and Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally up as Knight endures. Knight rises to JAWBREAKER!
Dax flounders away, Knight runs up, but Dax keeps knight from his corner! Dax RAMS Knight into an open corner, runs up, but Knight dodges! The SPLASH hits the POST and Dax flops back! Both men crawl, hot tag to Nick and he keeps Knight from Turbo! Nick whips Knight to a corner, runs in, but Knight ELBOWS him! Nick comes back, Knight goes up and over! Hot tag to Truth! Truth rallies on Nick with haymakers! Then he DECKS and CHOPS Dax and Christian! Turbo joins in, they fire hands on everyone! The fans fire up as Turbo stacks Nick & Cash while Truth has Christian & Dax! The Outrunners then trade, SPLASH and ELBOW!
Then they go the other way, ELBOW and SPLASH! Then they send Christian and Nick into the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up as Nick is down! The Outrunners wind up, “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SONOVA B*TCH!” DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up and the Outrunners wait on Nick! Stokely distracts, allowing Cash & Christian to trip Truth up! They YANK him into the post! Nick ENZIGIRIS Turbo! The fans boo but Nick goes out to fetch Truth into the ring. Nick cravats, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Nick brings him over. Christian tags in, they mug Truth, and Christian ROCKS Truth.
Christian CHOKES Truth, Stokely talks trash, but Truth swipes at him! Cash CLOBBERS Truth for it! The fans boo but Christian brings Truth up. Truth fires body shots on Christian, then cradles! TWO!! Christian escapes in time and he ROCKS Truth! Christian storms up on Truth in a corner, stands him up and tags Nick. They mugging continues, then Nick snapmares for a chinlock. Truth endures, the fans rally, and Truth rises up. Truth fires body shots, but Nick kicks low! Nick reels Truth in, but Truth snap suplexes! Both men are down, Dax tags in and intercepts Truth! Dax RAMS Truth into the corner!
Truth fires hands on everyone! The fans fire up and Truth BACKDROPS Dax! Cash distracts, the ref misses the hot tag! The fans boo but Dax drags Truth back! FTRIARCHY mugs Truth! Even Stokely gets a shot in! Kip mocks the JetRunners and the fans tell the ref he sucks! Cash tags in, he snapmares Truth, and Cash says “SUCK IT!” Cash then clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH! Truth endures, the fans rally, but Cash bends Truth against his knee! Truth fights up as the fans rally more, and Truth rises up! Truth arm-drags free! Cash BLASTS Turbo! JetSpeed avoids the shots, and Truth LARIATS Cash down! The fans fire up but Dax tags in again!
Dax slides in, Truth dodges the interception! Hot tag to Speedball! Bailey ROCKS and bumps Dax off buckles! Bailey goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cash is up, Bailey BOOTS him! And BOOTS Christian! And BOOTS- NO, Nick blocks! But then Bailey dodges to fire LIGHTNING KICKS! ENZIGIRI! Bailey SOBATS Dax, AX KICKS, then ROUNDHOUSES him down! And then the RUNNING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up behind Bailey as he stalks Dax. Bailey puts Dax in a drop zone, goes up a corner, but Cash anchors him! The ref reprimands but Bailey and Cash brawl on the apron!
Knight storms over as he sees Nick sneak up. Bailey senses it and BOOTS Nick! Dax runs up, Bailey jumps over, and then ARIHARA MOONSAULTS to take FTR & Nick down! Bailey puts Dax in, goes up, and SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Cover, Christian CLOBBERS Bailey! REVERSE DDT! Knight is up to scoop and BACKBREAKER Christian! Nick is in, SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Truth FLYING LARIATS! Cash POWERSLAMS !Turbo KICKS and suplexes, but Dax makes the save! SHATTER MACHINE!! Bailey is up, Dax whips him, SHATTER- NO, Knight TACKLES Cash! Bailey sunset flips, TWO!!! Dax escapes by a fraction of a second!!
Dax SLAPS Bailey! Bailey SUPERKICKS Dax! Dax narrowly avoids the thrust kick to then spin Bailey! Bailey dodges Christian, SPEAR ON DAX!! Bailey has Christian, Christian has Bailey! Christian chicken wings and turns Bailey, but Turbo is there to scoop! TOTAL RECALL for Christian! Nick & Cash are in, Knight springboards to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! TIME ADVENTURE for Dax! Knight is up top, MOTHERSHIP U F O!! Cover, JETRUNNERS WIN!!
Winners: #JetSpeed & The Outrunners, by pinfall
Another instant classic for Collision, and all of that momentum is now behind Bailey & Knight! And all together, QUADRUPLE HANDSHAKE! Will Bailey & Knight prove the Hurt Syndicate are just haters? Or will they be the prime target for Lashley & Shelton?
Backstage interview with Big Boom AJ.
Lexy Nair is with the returning internet darling, and knows that he vowed to wrestle at All In. He called out the entire Don Callis Family on social media, and he’s doing it again live on Collision! Callis may have a family, but so does Big Boom AJ! Big Justice & The Rizzler, come here! The Sons of Big Boom step in, but Lexy has to point out, they’re just kids. Doesn’t AJ need adult teammates? Big Justice agrees! They need an assortment! A collection! No, wait, A CONGLOMERATION! And in step Tomohiro Ishii & Hologram! They shake hands and are ready to go! But then the Don Callis Family walks in…
Rocky mockingly says this is so adorable! They’ll be big time memeing on the internet! Trent says AJ is an embarrassment, his children are an embarrassment, and AJ is not a pro-wrestler anymore. He’s just a man who eats cookies. If they want a match, then it is four of them (Rocky, Trent, Archer & Hechicero), but only three on Team AJ! Is this all they can conglomerate? WAIT! Kyle O’Reilly steps in! And he says that Rocky should remember himself, The Conglomeration is more a frame of mind, and it never left Kyle’s. So not only is he very eager to say “BOOM,” for one night only at All In, The Conglomeration is b-b-b-b-b-back! Also Kyle is rizzing a lot…
AJ says there it is! Bring the whole family to All In! Cuz AJ is bringing his, and they’re bringing the B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOM! That catchphrase sucks!! They all argue, but the point is clear, this could be quite the Zero Hour showdown! Will it be BOOM or DOOM in Globe Life Field?
FTR speaks.
Stokely, Cash & Dax regroup backstage, and Stoke says he has made a lot of mistakes in his career. The biggest one was trusting Christian Cage! But they’ll get to that later. Outrunners sure think they got one over on FTR! They probably think they’re the greatest tag team alive today! That is a lie! Zero Hour, they will settle the score once and for all! As far as the tag titles, FTR will be there and whatever happens happens. #TopGuysOut. Will there be no stopping these three from being the ones again?
Katsuyori Shibata VS Gabe Kidd!
It is a battle of teacher and student as The Wrestler takes on one of the meanest and most dangerous graduates from the LA Dojo who has been wanting this showdown for the better part of a year. But will the Mad Man prove he is #WarReady for anything? Or will Shibata prove there is still a lot left for Gabe to learn?
The moment Gabe is in the ring, he rushes Shibata! Shibata is ready with a BOOT! The bell rings, the forearms fly, and the fans fire up! Shibata fires a flurry, then UPPERCUTS! Gabe wobbles, but he BITES Shibata’s forehead! The ref counts, Gabe stops to whip corner to corner, and he runs up to LARIAT! The fans are torn but Gabe runs, only for Shibata to BOOT again! Shibata fires off forearms in the corner, he sits Gabe down, but Gabe bails out before Shibata can go corner to corner. The student knows his sensei’s moves well, but Shibata pursues! They go around the outside, and then Gabe CLOBBERS Shibata!
The fans are torn but Marina is ringside to nod approval. Gabe sits Shibata up, the fans chant “You Suck!” Gabe mockingly asks, “What now, coach?” Gabe puts Shibata in, soaks up some heat, but Shibata BOOTS him right down! The fans fire up as Shibata brushes himself off. Shibata goes out to fetch Gabe, then whips him hard into barriers! Shibata runs up and BOOTS Gabe down! The fans fire up for Shibata and he brings Gabe up. Gabe is a ragdoll so Shibata stomps him! Shibata puts Gabe in, stomps him around, but Gabe CLAWS Shibata’s eyes! The ref counts, Gabe fires forearms, but Gabe stops as the ref counts again.
Gabe huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Gabe uses Shibata’s own move, then sits cross-legged to mock him more! The fans boo but Gabe seethes while Collision goes picture in picture.
Gabe storms around while soaking up the heat. Gabe goes to Shibata, drags him up, and SMACKS him back down! Gabe then steps over Shibata so he can fishhook Shibata’s face! The ref reprimands, Gabe stops, and Shibata writhes while clutching his face. Gabe paces around, stands Shibata back up, and CHOSP! Gabe talks trash, pie faces Shibata, but Shibata gets in Gabe’s face. Gabe ROCKS Shibata, ROCKS him again, but Shibata just nods! Gabe CHOPS Shibata down, covers, ONE!! Shibata is tougher than that but Gabe keeps right on him. Gabe drags Shibata up, ROCKS him with another right, then CLUBS him down!
Gabe stomps Shibata, does squats just to mock him, but then Shibata sits up. Gabe KICKS Shibata, but Shibata stands. Shibata PALM STRIKES and Gabe drops to a knee! Shibata looms over Gabe, brings him up, but Gabe SMACKS Shibata! And SMACKS again! Shibata SMACKS bac! Gabe DECKS Shibata, covers, TWO! Shibata stays in this but he clutches his neck, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Gabe has Shibata in the corner. Gabe pie faces then CHOPS! Shibata scowls but Gabe CHOPS again! Shibata turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Gabe sits down but Shibata CHOPS more! Shibata goes corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Shibata brings Gabe up to HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Shibata clamps on with a SLEEPER! Gabe fights up, CLAWS Shibata’s eyes, then switches to SAIDO! Gabe hurries to cover, TWO! Gabe then suplexes to BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Gabe huffs ‘n’ puffs and wags his finger. Gabe reels Shibata in, but Shibata resists the lift!
Gabe lets go and he CHOPS Shibata on the back! Gabe pie faces Shibata while the fans go nuts. Gabe CHOPS again, but Shibata just gets mad! Gabe sits down and he eggs Shibata on! Shibata SLAPS Gabe on his bald head! Then CHOPS away on his back! The fans fire up as Shibata KICKS and CLUBS and UPPERCUTS! Gabe BOOTS back! Shibata runs to BOOT Gabe! Gabe CHOPS, Shibata ROCKS, Gabe LARIATS! Cover, ONE?!?! The fans fire up, Gabe runs, btu into a LARIAT!! The fans fire up with Shibata and he brings Gabe up. Shibata wrenches, waistlocks, but Gabe fights with elbows! Gabe ROCKS Shibata with a right!
Gabe talks trash, but Shibata SMACKS Gabe, then ripcords to CHOP! The fans fire up and Shibata brings Gabe up again. Shibata KICKS Gabe down! Then he clamps on the SLEEPER!! Gabe endures, but here comes Yuta! Shibata BOOTS Yuta down! The ref reprimands Yuta, but Gabe LOW BLOWS Shibata! PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Gabe wins!
Winner: Gabe Kidd, by pinfall
After getting that assist, Gabe is definitely a Death Rider now! Will they pull these same tricks to take those AEW World Trios Championships off The Opps? Wait, Kris Statlander is here? The Galaxy’s Greatest makes her way to ringside, high-fives some fans, and then smiles as she joins commentary for tonight’s main event! Will Kris get some good scouting notes on some potential Women’s Casino Gauntlet opponents?
8 Woman Tag: Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, Willow Nightingale & Mina Shirakawa VS Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne & Julia Hart!
On top of the Women’s Casino Gauntlet for All In, the team captains are still gearing up for their ROH Women’s World Championship match! Will La Mera Mera be ready to take that title off the Fallen Goddess? Or will the American Joshi, the Minion Overlord, the ROH Gatekeeper be primed for Supercard of Honor?
Collision returns as the Fighting Gravure Idol makes her entrance, followed by the One True African Queen, and Thunder Rosa herself. They join the Babe with the Power in the ring, then the Megasus, the Toxic Spider, the Princess of the Black Throne, and lastly, Athena. Billie Starkz, Skye Blue & Penelope Ford all follow, so seven stars in all. Perhaps we can call them Pleiades? Either way, the teams sort out, and Mina starts against Athena. Texas cheers on Athena as she and Mina circle. They tie up, Athena arm-drags, but then Mina arm-drags back. Athena dodges as swing, Mina dodges a swing, and Mina slides to do her shimmy.
But then Athena SUPERKICKS Mina! Cover, ONE! Athena says okay then, and she whips Mina to a corner. Athena runs but Mina dodge! Mina ROCKS Athena, goes up to FLYING CHUCK, then she tilt-o-whirls for a RANA! Athena handsprings through! Mina dodges, runs up, and SLINGBLADES! The fans fire up as Mina shimmies more. Tag to Rosa and she is right on Athena. Rosa CHOPS, Athena CHOPS, repeat! The fans WOO~ as Rosa CHOPS again and again! Rosa whips, Athena reverses, but Rosa slips around to arm-drag! The fans fire up and Rosa says it’s time to strike! But Athena slips around to roll her up, TWO!
Athena kicks low, the fans duel over their Texas heroes, but Rosa RANAS! The fans fire up and Rosa runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans fire up more as Rosa storms in, runs up, wheelbarrow and victory roll, STOMP 182! Cover, TWO! Rosa looms over Athena, brings her up, and bumps her off buckles. Tag to Willow and the fans fire up as Willow fires forearms! Willow bumps Athena off buckles, fires LARIATS in the corner again and again, and the fans count all the way to TEN! Willow snap suplexes Athena, covers, TWO! Willow keeps Athena from her corner, tags Rosa, then bumps Athena off Rosa’s boot.
Rosa brings Athena around, she and Willow DOUBLE- NO, Athena fights the suplex, slips free, and tags in Megan! Megan DOUBLE LARIATS Willow & Rosa! Megan whips Willow into Rosa in the corner! Then she runs and DOUBLE SPLASHES them! Athena adds on, handspring FOREARM! Then Megan fireman’s carries Willow! Rosa DECKS Athena, runs up on Megan, but Megan scoops her, too! Kris says she’s done this same move before, no big deal. FALL AWAY SAMAON DROP COMBO! Megan kips up, the fans fire up, and Athena says they’ve got this! Willow & Rosa regroup on the outside, and Megan THROWS Athena for the DIVE!
The fans fire up for Athena & Megan, Billie also cheers, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Athena drags Willow up and puts her in for Megan. Megan RAMS Willow in the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Megan snapmares Willow, has the legs, but Willow BOOTS her away! Willow scrambles, tag to Rosa! Rosa runs up but Megan LARIATS her down! Megan bumps Rosa off buckles, tags Thekla, and Thekla snapmares Rosa for a basement SUEPRKICK! Thekla clamps on with a CROSSFACE! Rosa rolls it to a cover, TWO! Rosa CLUBS Thekla down! Rosa tags Willow, Willow bumps Thekla off buckles, then Willow runs in, only for Thekla to dodge! Thekla snapmares Willow, KICKS her in the back, then covers, ONE!!
Athena is furious over the count, but Thekla puts Willow on ropes. Tag to Athena and she stomps away on Willow! Athena stomps and stomps, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Athena steps off, but Penelope CHOKES Willow! Athena taunts Rosa, Rosa fires hands with Athena but the ref steps in. Rosa backs down, Athena runs to METEORA Willow in the corner! Athena covers, TWO! Willow toughs it out, Athena argues with the ref, but Willow fires body shots. Athena KNEES Willow down! Athena soaks up the cheers and jeers, then grabs Willow’s legs. Willow BOOTS Athena away, Julia tags in!
Collision returns to single picture as Julia hurries to BLAST Aminata & Rosa, then she ELBOWS Mina! Julia whips but Willow reverses! Willow runs in, but into Julia’s TARANTULA! The ref counts, Julia stops at 4, and then Julia steps in, only for Willow to fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Both women crawl, hot tags to Thekla and Aminata! The fans fire up as Thekla dodges, mule kicks, and ROCKS Aminata! Thekla SOBATS, runs, but Aminata SLAPS back! Aminata runs, Thekla goes Matrix! Then she trips Aminata to cover, ONE! Aminata ducks a kick, but not the SUPERKICK! Thekla storms up again to whip, but Aminata reverses
Aminata puts Thekla on the apron, Thekla ROCKS her in return! The fans rally for Aminata but Thekla avoids the shoulder thrust! Thekla BOOTS Aminata back into the ring! Thekla fires up, climbs up, and leaps over Aminata! Thkela comes back, into the HEADBUTT! And then Aminata hits the FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, Megan breaks it! Megan hauls Aminata up, but Aminata fires forearms! Aminata runs, Willow sneaks a tag, and Megan suplexes Aminata to FALCON ARROW! But Willow runs in, gets around, shoves and POUNCE~! PERIOD! The fans fire up and Kris admits, Willow is always strong.
But then O-FACE OUTTA NOWHERE! Athena fires up, but Rosa is in! Rosa dodges Athena to SHOTGUN her down! Mina goes up as Athena and Megan regroup! SUPER CROSSBODY! Down go Athena & Megan! Thekla SPEARS Rosa! Thekla tags Julia and they coordinate. Willow is put in the drop zone for the HARTSAULT! Cover, Mina breaks it! The fans fire up and Mina rallies for Willow. Mina dragon sleepers Julia but Thekla CLUBS Mina! Thekla & Julia double whip Mina, but she DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up and Mina coordinates with Willow. Mina drags Julia into place, then she and Willow climb corners!
The fans rally, but Thekla and Julia rise! Julia ROCKS Willow, Thekla ROCKS Mina! They both climb, throw hands, and just like last time, they hook the ropes. DOUBLE SPIDER SUPLEXES!! They both hang upside-down, and they nod. Julia & Thekla sit up, these wickedly kindred spirits watching Willow. Thekla spider-walks, but Aminata drags her out! Aminata sends Thekla hard into barriers! Julia leaps but Willow ROCKS her! Megan CLOBBERS Aminata! Mina ROCKS Megan! TORNADO DDT to the floor! Athena grabs Mina, Rosa grabs Athena! Rosa ROCKS Athena, then they DOUBLE LARIAT!
Julia and Willow brawl, then Willow scoops! Julia has the IRON OCTOPUS! But Willow powers out, only for Julia to slip free! Willow sends Julia into Mina’s KNEE! BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Team Rosa wins!
Winners: Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, Mina Shirakawa & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Kris admits, Willow is a great competitor. But then Billie, Skye & Penelope attack! The back-up squad makes sure Rosa’s team isn’t getting to celebrate the win! Skye & Julia mug Willow, Athena and Rosa brawl out of the ring, but TAYJAY appears! They’ve been part of these All-Star matches, so they want their pound of flesh! The brawl is on between TayJay and Skye-Hart, but then Megan & Penelope get in there! Refs rush out here, but the fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” And then Kris steps into the ring to stare down Megan! But then Penelope jumps on Kris! Megan is amused, but TayMay jumps on her!
It is utter chaos as Collision closes out! Will it be Kris, Megan, or another that takes the Women’s Casino Gauntlet for their own? Will Athena keep her ROH Women’s World Championship? Or will Thunder bring an end to the forever reign?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision as another great go-home to All In. Great opening Six Man of Paragon VS Fletcher & Roppongi Vice, and Paragon winning indicates that Fletcher could be taking the TNT Championship. Good promo from Big Boom AJ and sons that then led to the Conglomeration VS Don Callis Family. I almost thought this would be Orange Cassidy’s return moment, but I appreciate O’Reilly wanting in on that. I feel like this has to be a win for Big Boom AJ and The Conglomeration, especially with Hologram on the team and his win streak still climbing. When is Hologram gonna get a title?
Very good promo from Scorpio Sky & Christopher Daniels to hype up their new faction, and they’ll certainly make moves on the belts as soon as next week. Great match from Mistico VS Mortos, great win for Mistico, and then a good promo from MJF. Mark Briscoe again proves he is highly underrated as a promo guy, him switching tone to be so scary serious was great stuff. I feel like Briscoe is going to go so hard after MJF that while he keeps MJF from winning, someone else wins.
Hangman talking with Swerve was awesome stuff. Not even so much that they had energy in the promo, but that this happened at all. This is a great sign that maybe, just maybe, Swerve helps Hangman when The Death Riders work to stack the deck. A lot will have to interplay with how they handle Bucks VS Swerve & Ospreay, EVP Titles VS Title Opportunities, but I feel like Swerve should want to screw Moxley over more than he wants to ruin things for Hangman. And as I said, it’s more intriguing and entertaining if The Bucks have to deal with being “regular people” again.
Great 8 Man Tag of JetRunners VS FTRIARCHY, and a great win for the Faces. However, that makes me think JetSpeed is taking the loss in the AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat. It would be clever if Christian lets Knight & Bailey handle Lashley & Shelton, much like what we saw last night in that beatdown, and then Patriarchy snatches a win. Good promo from Stokely to give us Outrunners VS FTR for Zero Hour, that’ll be great stuff because Zero Hour always does great stuff. And from there, FTR can easily pivot towards the tag titles, no matter who comes out on top.
Great group promo from Death Riders, and awesome match from Gabe VS Shibata. But with the trios title set, Yuta helping cheat the win makes some sense. The Death Riders look to lose everything they’ve worked for, should Moxley lose the world title. And great main event with yet another All Star Tag, and naturally, we get a chaotic brawl to close out. Much as we saw from NXT and their Women’s Division, this was that classic battle royal go-home move. Kris and Megan are starting, makes me wonder if either is the winner because of how focused they are on each other, paralleling MJF and Mark Briscoe.
At the same time, this stuff with Kris and Death Riders, it’d work so well if Marina helped Kris win by clearing out competition so Kris can pin, say, former friend Willow. Then there’s intrigue of Kris feuding with Willow on the way to her title match.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Three days until All In!
As AEW counts down to All In: Texas, Dynamite goes big in Garland! It’s an All In All Star 8 Man: Moxley, Claudio & Young Bucks VS Hangman, Ospreay, Shibata & Hobbs!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bandido & Brody King VS Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis Family; Konosuke & Kyle win.
- Ricochet VS Blake Christian; Ricochet wins.
- Women’s Casino Gauntlet Number Two Spot Fatal 4 Way: Megan Bayne VS Tay Melo VS Queen Aminata VS Thekla; Megan wins and will start the All In: Texas Women’s Casino Gauntlet.
- Samoa Joe VS Wheeler Yuta; Joe wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & The Young Bucks VS Hangman Page, Will Ospreay, Katsuyori Shibata & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley, Claudio & The Bucks win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Mercedes Mone is here!
The CEO does her dance as she struts out with just her AEW TBS Championship despite being #SixBeltsMone. She goes right to the ring where red carpet and directors chairs are waiting. Mone puts her belt aside with the others before she grabs a mic. “Texaaaas~! Say hello to your C E O! Now, Toni darling, I think we got off on the wrong foot, but I just want this face to face to be a civil conversation. So darling, let’s get to it. C’mon.” Mone waits but Toni Storm is on the tron. “Ah, and so we meet again here in Texas. Only two things come from Texas, and I am at least one of them.” The fans cheer that innuendo.
Toni hears the fans cheer her on, but Mone says she is sick of these games. But Mone is the master of games! Toni is hiding behind a screen, but on Saturday, there will be nowhere to hide. So why not come out here and face her face to face, “you mark?” And Mone promises not to hurt Toni too badly. Toni says, “Who said I was hiding? Hit my music!” Toin makes her entrance, Luther following behind. Toni goes right to the ring, Mone sees the champagne and says how nice of Toni. Let’s make a toast, shall we? Mone has a glass, then hands Toni a glass. A toast to… MONE! Your future AEW Women’s World Champion, #SevenBeltsMone!
They sip, but Mone says this is gross. It must’ve been frozen at some point. Toni says save the performative BS for your entrance, Mone. Toni thought she knew who Mone was, but clearly she was wrong. Toni warned Mone that she’s not like the others. But week after week, Mone has treated Toni like the underdog. Mone speaks in catchphrases, has the authenticity of a spray tan in a rainstorm. Mone has the emotional depth of a kiddy pool, and is also a s*it faced fraud! But in this belt, Toni found herself. But all these belts Mone wears are just masks for her to hide behind. So tell us, Mone, what the hell are you so afraid of?
The fans cheer Toni while Mone has a seat. Mone says she and Toni have walked very similar paths. But truth be told, they are nothing alike. Because Mone has and always will be better. The fans boo that, but Mone says she will always outshine Toni in success and class, and she is not afraid of any one or any thing. She is not afraid to leave it all on the table. She has been through hell and back and made the devil her b*tch. The more that the people hate her, the more Mone wins! And trust her, no one, and she means no one, is going to stop this Money Train! Not even Toni! This all here is her legacy, this is her destiny!
And Mone knows exactly who she is: The One Woman Revolution! The Alpha & Omega, and everything in between! The fans boo more but Toni says, “Legacies don’t exist, Mercedes! One day, we will all turn to dust and be forgotten. We’re all gonna die, Mercedes! Don’t you get it? All that matters is one moment. The moment where you step into this ring, look me in the eye, and you realize… that you fear an ordinary life, but I only fear an ordinary death! Now, I sincerely believe that you deserve all the titles in the world. But not this one!” The fans cheer that! Toni tells Mone that she will go down as the woman that just couldn’t win the big one!
Mone seethes behind her smile, and she says she wanted this to be civil, but she was wrong. This Saturday, may the best woman win! The two raise their glasses, they toast, and they drink. Toni says, “Eat s*it, b*tch!” Mone takes a swing on Toni but Toni slips around to Gory Especial! Mone slips free and runs away! The CEO won’t let Toni steal her signature move, but will Mone fail to steal the spotlight? Or will she make sure AEW is only “timeless” for a few more days?
Jon Moxley speaks.
“I know what you’re thinking, Hangman. With this Texas Death, you’re thinking we’ve been here before and things went your way. But that was one battle. And that was a long time ago. I’ve been beaten before. Been outmaneuvered, outsmarted, outmuscled, but I have never, ever in my life lost a war of attrition. And that’s exactly what this is. You think you can survive longer than me? Will you hold the line under the pressure of attack? Will you hold the line under the pressure of expectations? Will you hold the line under the pressure of everybody who’s counting on you?
“I think you’re a victim. I think you’re a waste. I think you’re absolutely pathetic. You have one chance to prove me wrong, so on July 12th, you better walk that aisle like it’s the last time you ever will. Because make no mistake about it, in Texas Death… You are all in, this time. Whether you like it or not, you are all the way in.” The Maniac has issued his ultimatum, but there will also be tonight’s All Star 8 Man in the main event! Will either man survive Garland to then fight in Global Life Field?
The Young Bucks arrive.
The Founding Fathers edition limousine pulls into the parking lot, and Nicholas & Matthew exit the back. They salute themselves, then enter the building. Will they be ready for the main event ahead of their own All In match? Or do they expect Moxley and Claudio to do the heavy lifting?
Bandido & Brody King VS Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis Family!
A truly busy week for these men here in Texas. Friday night is Supercard of Honor, and that will see The Most Wanted defend his ROH World Championship against The Alpha! Then for All In, the Casino Gauntlet might last long enough to see Bandido, Konosuke and the King of Death enter into the fray while the Aussie Arrow will be aiming for Adam Cole’s TNT Championship. Which side will look their sharpest after tonight?
The teams sort out and Brody starts against Konosuke. The fans rally while they circle. They tie up, then break. Brody fires a forearm, Konosuke hits back, and repeat. Brody gets the edge, ROCKS Konosuke, then runs, but Konosuke BOOTS him! Brody stays up so Konosuke runs, and they RAM shoulders! And RAM shoulders! And again! The fans chant “MEAT!” with every collision! Brody runs, but Konosuke ROCKS him! Then Konosuke CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Konosuke tags Kyle. Kyle CLUBS Brody again and again, builds speed, but Brody CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up with Brody!
Kyle goes to a corner, Brody CHOPS him! The fans fire up for that, and Brody storms up again. Brody brings Kyle around, CHOPS him into the corner, then tags Bandido. They double whip Kyle to ropes, then Brody scoops to SLAM! Bandido runs and builds speed to basement DROPKICK! Brody adds a SENTON! The fans fire up and Bandido brings Kyle around. Kyle fires a forearm first! Bandido fires back! Kyle fires again! Bandido fires back! Kyle kicks low, throws more shots, then whips. Bandido rolls off Kyle’s back, then ducks a lariat to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up as Bandido aims his finger gun at Konosuke!
The fans cheer as Konosuke tags in! The fans fire up as these two square up, and then the forearms fly! Bandido KNEES low, headlocks, but Konosuke powers up and out. Konosuke RUNS Bandido over, but Bandido kips up! Bandido SOBATS, front kicks, but Konosuke blocks the superkick! Konosuke FLIPS Bandido but he lands on his feet! Bandido then arm-drags Konosuke, runs up, and slips through Konosuke’s scoop! Bandido DROPKICKS Konosuke down, but Konosuke rolls right to his feet! LARIAT! Brody runs up but Konosuke DUMPS him out! Kyle builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit into Brody and he hits the desk!
Konosuke stands Bandido up but Bandido whips. Konosuke reverses but Bandido ducks ‘n’ DIVES onto Kyle! The fans fire up again but now Konosuke FLIES! Down goes Bandido! #Protoshita regroups, but Brody DIVES onto them!! The fans are thunderous and barking for Brody as he puts Konosuke in. Brody helps Bandido into the ring, they both go to Konosuke, and Brody whips Bandido so he can FLAPJACK him, only for Konosuke to get his knees up! Konosuke foils Brody’s plan, and then Kyle SUPERKICKS Brody! Kyle calls to Konosuke, they get Bandido up, DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER! Then they DOUBLE BOOT Brody!
Konosuke & Kyle go back to Bandido, DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICKS! #Protoshita flexes while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Konosuke stalks Bandido to the ropes, Kyle taunts the fans, and Konosuke snapmares Bandido into a chinlock. Konosuke grinds Bandido down into the mat but Bandido endures. Bandido fights up, but Konosuke has a COBRA CLUTCH! Bandido reaches out for the ropes, but Kyle pulls them back! The ref reprimands, Bandido has the ROPEBREAK, but Konosuke CLAWS at his eyes through the mask! The ref reprimands, Konosuke stops, but Kyle gets cheap shots in! Kyle gets away with all that, then tags Konosuke in. Kyle taunts Brody, then looms over Bandido. Kyle drags Bandido up by a wristlock to then scoop and SLAM!
Kyle paces some more, soaking up cheers and jeers, and he taunts the Bandido fans. But Bandido rises to CHOP! Kyle scoops to SLAM! Kyle then clamps on a chinlock to grind Bandido down. Bandido endures, fights up, but Kyle wrangles him. Bandido reaches out with a foot but Konosuke pulls the ropes back! The ref reprimands, Bandido makes the ROPEBREAK again! Kyle lets go at 4 and argues with the ref. Kyle drags Bandido up b y his hair, scoops and SLAMS again! Then back to the chinlock! Bandido still endures as Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Bandido fights to his feet, and he fires body shots!
Kyle KNEES low again and again, then whips Bandido to the corner. Bandido DROPKICKS Konosuke! Then BOOTS Kyle! Bandido hurries for Brody but Kyle grabs a hand! Kyle keeps Bandido back, kicks low, but Bandido dodges to run and tilt-o-whirl, SATELLITE DDT!! The fans are thunderous again, hot tag to Brody! Brody LARIATS Kyle, CHOPS him down, but then Kyle kicks low! Kyle runs, ducks a lariat, but runs into the BIG BOSS MAN SLAM! Brody has the fans fired up again and he watches Kyle go to a corner. Brody runs in and SPLASHES! Kyle sits down, the fans bark with Brody, and Brody hits a CANNONBALL!
Brody drags Kyle, high stacks, TWO! Kyle survives and Brody is frustrated, but Brody drags Kyle back up. Brody reels Kyle in, Canadian Rack, but Kyle slips free! SUPERKICK! Brody stays up to ROLLING ELBOW! Brody runs, but Kyle scoops?! And MICHINOKU DRIVER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Kyle and Brody crawl, hot tags to Konosuke and Bandido! The fans fire up as Konosuke pops Bandido up, but Bandido SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives that sudden turnaround, but Bandido hoists Konosuke up again! Bandido has the torture rack but Konosuke fights free!
Konosuke waistlocks, Bandido elbows free, and “This is Awesome!” as Konosuke dodges the ax handle. ALPHA ELBOW! Bandido goes to a corner, Konosuke runs in, but Bandido BOOTS him! Kyle grabs Bandido, Konosuke BOOTS! Konosuke whips, Bandido reverses, but then Konosuke dodges! Kyle comes in and GAMANGIRIS! Konosuke goes up, Kyle suplexes Bandido to him, and Konosuke brings Bandido up, SUPER- STEINER!! The bomb is turned into a rana, and Brody has Kyle for the SLEEPER!! Bandido goes up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Kyle breaks free to then break the pin! Brody storms in, Kyle puts him outside, GAMANGIRI!
Kyle goes to the apron, but Brody sweeps the legs! Brody drags Kyle into a fireman’s carry, but Kyle slips free! Kyle shoves Brody into barriers, but Brody CHOPS in return! Brody puts Kyle against the barriers, barks as he gets space, and the fans join in! Brody runs, Kyle dodges, SPLASH hits railing! Kyle BOOTS Brody over railing!! Konosuke is on the ropes, Bandido deals the cards! ALPHA ELBOW!! Konosuke winds up, but Bandido UP KICKS !Bandido then has the wrists to pop Konosuke up and LEAP to the top rope! ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto Kyle! Then Bandido blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI Konosuke!
Bandido goes up, up, and SKY TWISTER into an ALPHA ELBOW!! RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Protoshita wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall
The Alpha just pinned the ROH World Champion, and that puts momentum on his side! Will Konosuke soon bring that belt home to the Family? Will Kyle do the same with the TNT Championship?
The Outrunners speak.
Truth Magnum says, “If you’re anything like me, and I know I am, last week on Collision, you saw a little piece o’ history. You saw FTR VS The Outrunners, and you saw The Outrunners ain’t just built for show! We’re built for go! Tell ’em, Turb!” Turbo Floyd says, “Oh, Truth Magnum, how close were we, huh? How close were we? Just that little bit right there where we had FTR. We stood toe-to-toe with one of the best tag teams in the world, if not the best, Truth Magnum. And what’d we prove?” Truth says they proved that they never give up, they never quit! And as long as they have each other, The Outrunners never lay down easy.
Turbo will tell FTR that here and now, this isn’t over! The Outrunners have their eyes on FTR! If you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Tomorrow night, the special live edition of Thursday Night Collision from Garland, it will be an 8 Man Tag of the best teams in AEW! The Outrunners join forces with #JetSpeed to take on FTR & The Patriarchy! Will Truth & Turbo help Kevin Knight & Mike Bailey build momentum going into the AEW World Tag Team Championship Triple Threat? Or will Christian Cage & Nick Wayne help the Top Guys out by silencing their former friends? Plus Mistico prepares for the Men’s Casino Gauntlet by taking on The Beast Mortos! Can the Talisman of CMLL shine bright against the menacing minotaur?
Backstage interview with FTR & The Patriarchy.
Renee Paquette is with Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway, along with Christian Cage, Nick Wayne, “Mother Shayna” & Kip Sabian. Renee brings up the incredible match FTR had with The Outrunners, as well as the coming Triple Threat for the AEW World Tag Team Championships. But before that is Collision and the 8 Man Tag. How is this going to go? Christian says he’ll tell us how it’s gonna go. He could stand here and run FTR’s laundry list of accomplishments, but we don’t have that much time. We know FTR will bring their best, and The Patriarchy always brings their best, so Christian expects nothing but success.
And honestly, Christian likes where FTR’s heads have been lately. He is very impressed. And going into Collision and then All In, if FTR scratches their backs, they scratch FTR’s after The Patriarchy becomes the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions. #BigStoke says first of all, there have been a lot of miscarriages of justice in AEW, but the biggest one might be that FTR is NOT included in that tag title match. But hey, it’s not like they’re TEN-TIME tag team champions or anything. It’s not like they are THE winningest team in AEW history. It’s not like they had another instant classic last week on Collision.
But hey, that isn’t Christian’s fault. So FTR will be at All In to watch that match. And this back-scratching deal? Well, let’s see how tomorrow night goes. Deal? Stokely makes Christian shake his hand, and then FTR heads out. Christian wipes his hand off, but will the deal still stand? Will FTR make sure The Patriarchy stand atop the mountain so they can get their own shot?
Ricochet VS Blake Christian!
The One & Only not only rejected the two guys who actually came up to him and asked to be in his crew, he then had The Gates of Agony beat those two guys down! One of those men is the Vanilla Babyface, who looks to teach Ricochet a lesson in respect! Will Blake cut off the bald head of the snake? Or will Ricochet find a way to disrespect him again?
The bell rings and Blake swings. Ricochet dodges but Blake comes back to fire fast hands! Blake puts Ricochet in the corner, the ref counts, and Blake backs off. Ricochet runs up, Blake dodges, and Blake CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Blake CHOPS again and again, then whips. Ricochet reverses but Blake grabs ropes! Ricochet’s dropkick crash lands and Blake jumps on him for more fists! The ref reprimands, Blake lets Ricochet go and Ricochet bails out of the ring. Blake pursues, they slip back into the ring, but Ricochet CLOBBERS Blake! And CLOBBERS him again! Ricochet runs to AX HANDLE Blake down!
The fans taunt Ricochet with “BALD! BALD! BALD!” Ricochet frowns and he talks trash on Blake. Ricochet stands Blake up but Blake CHOPS, ROCKS, and CHOPS again! Blake fires off in the corner, then whips corner to corner. Blake runs up, Ricochet goes up and over, but Blake goes up and around to DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Blake runs in, dodges a lariat, and he CLAWS Ricochet’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Blake hushes everyone. Blake SLAPS Ricochet on his bald head! The fans fire up as Blake TOSSES Ricochet out, then he builds speed to DIVES! The Fosbury Tope hits and the fans fire up even more!
Blake drags Ricochet up, but wait, the Gates of Agony lurk. Kaun mockingly applauds, and Ricochet THROWS Blake into steel steps! The fans boo but Ricochet gives thumbs up to his guys while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ricochet talks trash on Blake as he hobbles over to bring him up. Ricochet CHOPS Blake, then rolls into the ring. Blake rolls in shortly after, so Ricochet storms over that way. Ricochet stomps Blake, then runs to stomp him again! Ricochet talks trash to the fans, but Blake CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CLUBS Ricochet! Blake runs, but Ricochet CLOBBERS him! Ricochet cheers himself on but the fans continue to boo. Ricochet drags Blake up, wrenches and lifts him for a Bow ‘n’ Arrow Rack! Blake endures, but Ricochet goes to a corner to BOP Blake’s head off buckle pad again and again! Ricochet then spins and SLAMS Blake down!
Blake sputters, Ricochet and the ref argue about the corner thing, but Ricochet clamps onto Blake with a neck wrench. Blake endures, reaches out for the ROPEBREAK, and the ref counts. Ricochet lets go at 4, stomps Blake around, then talks trash on the fans. Ricochet scuffs Blake, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Ricochet drags Blake up. Ricochet suplexes but Blake slips free. Blake waistlocks, Ricochet ELBOWS him down, but Blake kips up to SUPERKICK! Ricochet wobbles, but he manages to JUMP KNEE! Blake tumbles out, Ricochet builds speed, but Blake somersaults in! SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Blake and Ricochet rise up. Blake blocks a shot to ROCK Ricochet! And repeat! Blake fires haymakers, then whips Ricochet, only for Ricochet to reverse and CHOP! Ricochet runs, Blake follows then dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up and Blake runs up, CALF KICK int he corner! Blake then goes up, up, and FLYING CUTTERS! The fans fire up as Blake calls his shot! Blake goes tot he corner, springboard 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Ricochet survives and Blake is frustrated but the fans rally up. Blake goes to another corner, but Kaun lurks even closer. Ricochet runs up, Blake ROCKS him first!
Blake ASAI MOONSAULTS but Kaun dodges! Blake lands on his feet, Liona runs up, but Blake dodges! Liona hits barriers, Blake runs up on Kaun! Kaun pops him up but Blake BOOTS from the barriers! Blake then uses the Gates as steps back into the ring! Ricochet runs up, Blake ROCKS him, but Ricochet distracts the ref so Liona can SWEEP Blake’s legs! Kaun LARIATS Blake! Ricochet DIVES and takes Blake down! The fans boo but Ricochet puts Blake in the ring. Ricochet aims from the corner, SPIRIT GUN! But he isn’t done, Ricochet drags Blake up in a dragon sleeper for VERTIGO! Cover, Ricochet wins!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
And then the Gates are right on Blake! OPEN THE GATES!! The Vanilla Babyface is out cold, will Ricochet and his henchmen stop at nothing until Ricochet is on top of AEW?
Backstage interview with The Hurt Syndicate.
Renee Paquette is with MJF, MVP, Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin, and she says in moments, we finally get the one-on-one Talky Talk with Mark Briscoe. MJF stops her there and says no, this isn’t going to be one-on-one just because Briscoe wants it. Briscoe has to see he’s about to get hurt by the syndicate. The Casino Gauntlet match will be as fast as a snap of the fingers. And MJF will then be one step closer to what he needs, and that is HIS All Elite Wrestling World Championship. Renee wants to talk the gauntlet but MVP interrupts to say the tag champs have a photoshoot set. MJF says of course, go right ahead.
MVP leads Lashley & Shelton to the back and MJF says Renee can rattle off more stupid questions if she wants. Renee starts again but then the Hurt Syndicate makes a ruckus. The tag titles are missing! And on the whiteboard, it reads, “Hey Shelton, since I already pinned you on Collision, figured we would take the belts early! Happy Birthday! JetSpeed.” Knight & Bailey stole the titles from the Hurt Syndicate! They’re all furious, and MVP quotes Westside Gun: Somebody ’bout to die! MVP tells MJF that they’ll handle JetSpeed, MJF can handle Briscoe. They head out and MJF is nervous now. Renee steps in and lets us know that the Talky Talk is up next!
AEW takes one more look at Okada VS Omega, Winner Takes All.
The Cleaner says, “Somehow I knew that this day would come. The shadow that I’ve been chasing… And I was happy to leave it at that. I was happy to close the book. Because on that day, I proved I was the best. And then of course, you had to come to AEW. The Kenny Omega I am today is a different man, because the Kazuchika Okada of today is a different man.” The Rainmaker says, “When I hurt you, I felt good. When I saw your blood, I felt great!” Omega said Okada had to use someone from his past to make it personal. Congratulations. That’s what he did. But he’ll get a different Omega then he’s faced before.
Callis vows to make Omega a footnote in wrestling history, and he’ll be the author behind it. Omega says he’ll do whatever it takes to win. Okada says he’ll gladly hurt Omega, but he might even kill him! Omega says this is all he has left in this business. International Champion, Continental Champion, Unified Champion, one man leaves it all in the ring while the other gains it all! Who will stand tall in the end?
Mark Briscoe is here!
Garland, Texas cheers as the Sussex County Chicken goes to the ring, and he high-fives the front row. He even holds up a fan’s sign that says MJF has a tiny kosher pickle! But speaking of, here comes Maxwell Jacob Friedman. The fans chant “Tiny Pickle!” at MJF while he grabs a mic. Briscoe says that is exactly right! But please, simmer down, because it is time to have a Talky Talk. The fans chant “Talky Talk! Talky Talk!” and MJF says first of all, that phrase is the dumbest ish he has ever heard in his entire life. And secondly, he knows like these fans here, Briscoe is a stupid white trash, redneck hick, so MJF will speak in a way all of them can understand.
“Well howdy, y’all! Aw shucks, Mark Briscoe, I sure as heck hope you don’t mosey on down your way to All In: Texas, cuz if you do, I’ma dog walk ya! Do you reckon y’all understand that or what?” The fans boo and tell MJF to STFU instead. MJF says he doesn’t know what Briscoe is thinking stepping into the ring with him. That is like throwing rocks at a man with a machine gun. So unfortunately for all of you, there will be no Talky Talk. So, you hillbilly, take a walkie walk to your meth lab in Dumpster Fire, Delaware, so you can keep feeding all 95 of your inbred children nothing but shoe leather and chicken feed, you poor!
The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. Briscoe says, “Now listen here, Pickle. It sounds like to me what you need is a good ol’ country ass whooping.” The fans chant, “Whoop His Ass! Whoop His Ass!” Briscoe says it’s coming. Believe you him, it is coming. Saturday will be here before you know it, and at All In, Globe Life Field, the Casino Gauntlet, Briscoe’s the number one man, MJF is the number two, and the bell’s gonna go ding-ding-ding, and Briscoe will commence to whoop MJF the likes of which he has never experienced before! The fans cheer that! But Saturday is Ass Whooping Day. Tonight is Talky Talk Day!
Briscoe sees MJF come out here, try to berate him, but it does not work because Briscoe is proud to be a country boy, is proud to be a redneck, and is proud to have worked hard for dollar he has put in his pocket! The fans cheer that, too! Briscoe says MJF is there with his big money suit, his dumb scarf that probably costs more than Briscoe’s whole wardrobe, and that makes him the “rich guy.” Well, MJF, Briscoe has riches, too. He has his family, his friends, the good Lord above has blessed him beyond measure! And that is something Briscoe just doesn’t think MJF understands. MJF calls himself rich, but y’know what you are? Bankrupt!
Matter of fact, the word of the day today is bankrupt. MJF is morally bankrupt, and he has no soul! And that being said, Briscoe sees right through MJF. He is so predictable. Briscoe knows what MJF will do next. MJF is about to talk some dumb crap about Briscoe’s brother, Jay, try to rile Briscoe up, but he’s prepared for it all week so go ahead, have at it. MJF says hold on, hold on, hold on. MJF would never say anything about Jay Briscoe. Jay Briscoe will go down as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jay Briscoe will go down more over as one of the greatest human beings to step foot in a pro-wrestling ring.
MJF says there is a special place up in Heaven for THE Jay Briscoe! The fans again cheer, and even chant “JAY! JAY! JAY!” But then MJF says, “However… I do pity your brother. And not cuz he passed away. I mean, that’s obvious. No, see, I pity your brother because while he’s up there in those pearly gates, he has to look down and see what you’ve become.” The fans boo but MJF says Jay must be rolling in his damn grave, because he has had to watch his baby brother go from being one half of the greatest tag teams of all time, #DemBoys, to nothing more than a joke. The fans boo but MJF says in fact, he’s no betting man, mostly because he has more money than everyone here in this arena…
But if MJF was a betting man, he’d be willing to bet, that if by the grace of God, if Jay was somehow still here tonight, MJF knows exactly what Jay would say to Mark. He’d tell Chicken, “It shouldn’t have been me in that accident… It should’ve been you!” MARK TACKLES MJF! The fans fire up as Briscoe rains down fists, but MJF CLAWS Mark’s eyes! The fans boo but Mark turns things around again! Mark drags MJF up, reels him in, underhook, but here comes the Hurt Syndicate! They still don’t have the belts, but they’ll look to cook Chicken instead. But wait! JETSPEED rushes in! They CLOBBER MVP, then throw hands on Lashley & Shelton!
The fans fire up as Knight & Bailey take the fight to the champs, and then Briscoe DECKS MJF! MJF runs for it! Briscoe pursues, they go into the dark of the night! Will they run all the way to Globe Life Field at this rate? JetSpeed keeps going after MVP, Lashley & Shelton, and Bailey KICKS Shelton! Shelton ROCKS Bailey, but Knight CLOBBERS Shelton with one of the title belts! Then they RAM Shelton into steel steps! Bailey lines up a shot, runs in, DROPKICK into the steps! The fans fire up for JetSpeed, and then they BOOT Lashley! And BOOT him again! Then they DOUBLE BOOT! Lashley falls and the fans fire up again!
JetSpeed mug Shelton more, then say “Happy Birthday!” They throw him into more steel steps! Shelton tumbles, but then The Patriarchy shows up? They pick the bones by standing Lashley up to RAM him into barriers! They even THROW MVP into railing! Kip & Nick RAM Lashley into more railing! Christian has a chair to JAM MVP up, then he lets Kip put the chair under Lashley’s leg! Christian has another chair, CON-CHAIR-TO to the leg!! Nick gets to CON-CHAIR-TO Lashley’s leg, too! And then another CON-CHAIR-TO from Christian!! JetSpeed puts Shelton in the ring, and we get TIME ADVENTURE!
Shelton falls, Bailey puts him in the drop zone, and Knight is up top! MOTHERSHIP UFO SPLASH!! The Hurt Syndicate just learned what it is to get hurt! Will they even survive at All In now?
Women’s Casino Gauntlet Number Two Spot Fatal 4 Way: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS Tay Melo w/ Anna Jay VS Queen Aminata VS Thekla!
Kris Statlander proved she’s the Galaxy’s Greatest by winning the number one spot for the coming Women’s Casino Gauntlet, but now we will see who joins her as number two! Will the Megasus, the Brazilian Blackbelt, the One True African Queen or The Toxic Spider defy the odds tonight to improve their odds on Saturday?
The bell rings and Megan BOOTS Thekla down! Tay BOOTS Aminata to a corner! So much for teaming up last week! Megan and Tay get face to face to talk trash, but then Thekla and Aminata storm up. Thekla ROCKS Megan but Tay ROCKS Aminata first! Megan kicks back, Aminata fires back, and Megan TOSSES Thekla! Aminata fires hands on Tay, but Megan DOUBLE LARIATS them both! The fans fire up and Megan runs up, only for Tay to DUMP her out! Tay goes to the apron, and she CANNONBALLS Megan to the floor! The fans fire up with Tay but now Thekla’s up top! SUPER CROSSBODY onto Tay & Megan!
Thekla fires up, the fans re with her, but Aminata is up top!? Aminata SUPER CANNONBALLS onto them all! A risky move but it pays off! Aminata says she is the one, and she picks Thekla up. The fans rally behind Aminata as she brings Thekla around, and runs her right into railing! The fans fire up again and Aminata is feeling good while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Megan CHOPS Tay, Tay ROCKS Megan, and repeat! Megan fires a flurry of forearms, then she CHOPS Tay again! Tay staggers away but Megan pursues to whip her into railing! Aminata goes back for Thekla but Thekla CHOPS Aminata first! Thekla makes Aminata sit in the corner while Megan drags Tay back up. Thekla climbs up to rain down fists on Aminata! The ref reprimands, he wants someone to get this in the ring. Megan SMACKS Tay off the apron, backs Anna off, and Thekla runs up on Aminata. Aminata drop toeholds Thekla into the chair! Tay fires off on Megan! Aminata puts Thekla in the ring, Tay runs up on Megan, but Megan LARIATS!
Aminata covers Thekla, TWO! Thekla is tough but Aminata has her in the body scissors! Then Aminata uses her legs to full nelson Thekla! Megan runs up on Tay but is sent into steel steps! Thekla endures as Aminata puts on the pressure, then pushes back to a cover, TWO! Thekla is free but she brings Aminata up, only for Aminata to snap suplex! Aminata then hooks Thklea up for some CHOCOLATE KISSES! Aminata shimmies and shakes, then she drags Thekla up. Thekla fires body shots and snapmares to KICK! Thekla decides to try that, and she gives Aminata some GERMAN CHOCOLATE KISSES! Well, Thekla’s Austrian, but close enough.
Aminata sputters and Dynamite returns to single picture as Thekla covers, TWO! Thekla whips, Aminata reverses, but Thekla wheelbarrows. Tay runs in and makes it a WHEELBARROW CUTTER! Aminata storms up to stop the cover, then gets in Tay’s face. Tay ROCKS Aminata! Megan SHOTGUNS Tay! Megan LARIATS Aminata in one corner, SPLASHES Tay in the other, then SPLASHES Aminata! Megan whips Aminata into Tay, then fires up as she runs and DOUBLE SPLASHES! Megan scoops Aminata for a MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, Thekla KICKS Megan in the back! The fans fire up as Thekla eggs Megan on!
Thekla dodges Megan, tilt-o-whirls, but Megan stops the DDT! Megan powers up to suplex Thekla for a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Tay rains fists down on Megan! Kris Statlander is spotted in the crowd, she is watching this intently. Aminata ROCKS Megan, Tay ROCKS Megan, repeat! Megan is a pinball, but then Aminata HEADBUTTS her! Megan runs back up, Tay and Aminata dodge, and then Tay and Aminata DOUBLE LARIAT Megan up and out! Then Aminata rolls Tay up, but Thekla BOOTS her down! Tay BOOTS Thekla down! Megan LARIATS Tay! Thekla goes up, Megan runs in, but Thekla BOOTS her away!
Thekla leaps, but Megan stops the Code Breaker! Megan pops Thekla around to the fireman’s carry! She THROWS Thekla out onto Tay and Aminata! The fans fire up for Megan’s might, and she builds speed?! Megan DIVES and bowls everyone over! The fans fire up again and Megan drags Tay up. Megan puts Tay in the ring, storms in after her, but Tay JAWBREAKERS! Megan wobbles but she scoops Tay! Tay slips free, KICKS a leg, KICKS again and again and again! Tay whips to reel Megan in for the Gory Especial! TAY K O!! But Megan tumbles out of the ring! Tay and Thekla meet now, and Tay is not amused. But Thekla ROCKS her!
Thekla spider-walks around and the fans fire up! Thekla runs in, SPEAR!! Cover, Aminata BOOTS Thekla! Aminata drags Thekla up, fisherman, but Thekla slips free! Aminata ducks, Thekla ducks, and Thekla wheelbarrows to victory roll! TWO!! Aminata escapes, Theknla goes to ropes, OFF WITH HER HEAD!! But then Ford goes after Aminata! Anna goes after Ford and they brawl! The fans fire up for these two as they go scrapping away! Megan LARIATS Aminata! Megan hauls Aminata up, and hits a RUNNING LIGER BOMB!! Cover, Megan wins!!
Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall (will start the Women’s Casino Gauntlet)
The Superbad Girl didn’t save Thekla, she made sure Megan still had a chance to win! Kris and Megan will now start the Women’s Casino Gauntlet together, will one of them be the one to win?
AEW shares their condolences for Texas.
The severe flooding that started in Kerr County along the Guadalupe River has claimed over 100 lives, with many more still missing. And on behalf of The Chairshot, thoughts and prayers for all those affected.
Backstage interview with Thekla.
Renee is with the Toxic Spider and notes she missed out on winning that Fatal 4, meaning she is not guaranteed a spot in the Casino Gauntlet. However, there is no denying her impact since arriving in AEW, and has yet to be pinned herself. Should her name be called for the match, will- AMINATA ATTACKS! These two brawl, security rushes in, and they pull these two apart! The Queen and the Spider want to rip each other apart, will they get the chance this Saturday? And then Mark Briscoe walks in saying that the Casino Gauntlet is going down! He got just what he needed from MJF tonight! Briscoe knew MJF would say something stupid that would fire him up!
And now, the… uh, angry gibberish, and then it is a definite certainty! Briscoe is gonna kill MJF in that match for being a stupid SOB! RAH RAH RAAAH!! The Chicken is fired up, will he turn the Wolf of Wrestling into dog food?
Samoa Joe VS Wheeler Yuta!
The Opps have the AEW World Trios Championships and the Death Riders want them back! But the issue of no third man aside, can The Decoder find the solution to the Samoan Submission Specialist? Or will Joe make sure there’s one less pawn on the board for Moxley this Saturday?
The bell rings and the fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Yuta says yeah, heard that one before. The two circle, tie up, and Yuta wrenches to a wristlock. The fans chant “Get a Haircut!” at Yuta while he wristlocks again. Joe wrenches, wristlocks, and he wrangles Yuta to the mat. Joe slaps Yuta around but Yuta goes for the ropes. Joe backs off and the fans cheer him on. The two reset, and Yuta calls for a knuckle lock. Joe smirks and steps up. They knuckle lock, and Joe wrenches to hand! Joe ROCKS Yuta, JABS him again and again, then whips Yuta to a corner. Joe runs in, Yuta dodges, then Yuta comes back, only for Joe to put him on the apron.
Yuta blocks a shot to ROCK Joe, then Yuta climbs. Yuta leaps but Joe says NOPE! But Yuta knew that and landed on his feet! Yuta fakes the belly flop, then he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! The fans boo but Yuta DROPKICKS Joe out of the ring! Yuta then PLANCHAS, but now Joe’s NOPE works! The fans cheer and even Joe is surprised, but Dynamite goes to picture in picture.
Joe stalks Yuta around the way, CHOPS him, and Yuta sits in the corner. Yuta CHOPS back, but Joe CHOPS again! Joe smirks, then drags Yuta up to whip him hard into railing! Joe storms up, brings Yuta around and pushes him into the ring. Joe rolls in, Yuta flounders, but Joe JABS! JABS! JABS! Joe winds up, then KICKS Yuta low! Yuta claims low blow but Joe says it was just his inner thigh. Joe ROCKS Yuta, brings him around, and HEADBUTTS him! Yuta goes to a corner, kicks in return, then throws hands! Yuta fires off in the corner, then climbs up to rain down more shots! Yuta stops at TEN, whips, but Joe blocks it!
Yuta tries again but Joe holds the ropes to block! Yuta ROCKS Joe, whips him after all, but Joe reverses and BACKDROPS! Yuta flies high and crashes hard! Joe drags Yuta up, snapmares him, and then CHPOS him on the back! And KICKS him in the front! Then he drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Yuta toughs it out but Joe is rather amused. Joe clamps onto Yuta with a neck wrench and leans on the hold. Yuta endures, pries at the grip, then fights up. Joe CLUBS Yuta, but Yuta CHOPS! Joe smirks and CHOPS Yuta! Yuta flops around and Joe covers, TWO! Dynamite returns to single picture as Yuta goes to ropes.
Joe drags Yuta up, fires a forearm, but Yuta fires back! They go back and forth, then Yuta KNEES low! Yuta runs, but into an ELBOW! The fans fire up and Joe pushes Yuta into the corner. Joe puts Yuta up, tucks him in, but Yuta CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo but Yuta leaps, MISSILE DROPKICK! Joe tumbles out, Yuta builds speed, and Yuta DIVES! Joe staggers around but Yuta puts him in the ring. Yuta goes up and Joe stands, FLYING FOREARM! Cover, ONE?!? Joe shows some true grit and both men rise up. The fans rally for Joe but Yuta runs in, only for Joe to put him up top! Joe takes a swing but Yuta grabs the arm! TORNADO ARMBAR DDT! Cover, TWO!
Yuta clamps onto the arm for the DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Joe endures and the fans rally up while Yuta cranks on the arm. Joe stands, throws body shots, but Yuta KNEES low. Yuta runs, but Joe atomic drops him! Joe runs to BOOT him down! Then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Yuta toughs it out but Joe is right on him. Joe whips Yuta corner to corner, Yuta bounces off buckles and Joe hits the SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Yuta sputters and flounders to a corner. The fans cheer Joe but Yuta wants the ref to check his eyes. The ref looks closely, but Yuta just uses the ref as a shield! Then he sucker punches Joe!
Yuta fires hands, CLAWS the eyes, then whips. Joe reverses but Yuta rewinds and slips around, but Joe is too hefty to German Suplex! So Yuta BITES Joe’s ear! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta O’Conner Rolls! TWO, and into COQUINA CLUTCH!! Yuta TAPS, Joe wins!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission
But wait! GABE KIDD CLOBBERS JOE!! The IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion, the Mad Man, and the mercenary for The Elite’s dirty work is back again! Gabe then rains down fists on Joe, but here come The Opps! Hobbs & Shibata run Gabe & Yuta off! The dogs run off, but Claudio & Moxley will be here shortly. Will the #DeathBucks finally beat down their enemies once and for all? Or can the Cowboy, Assassin, Wrestler & Powerhouse put the hurt on the tyrants of AEW?
8 Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & The Young Bucks VS Hangman Page, Will Ospreay, Katsuyori Shibata & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
Dynamite returns as Ospreay makes his entrance, followed by Hangman’s. Following that are The Founding Fathers, Matthew & Nicholas, who the fans boo. Then the Death Riders enter from the crowd, also getting their fair share of boos. The teams sort out and Hangman starts against Matt. The bell rings and Hangman LARIATS Matt inside-out! Hangman then swings on Moxley, on Nick, and on Claudio! They all back off, Matt storms up, but Hangman fires haymakers! Hangman whips, BOOTS Matt, and the fans fire up for #CowboyS*it! Hangman warns Mox, but Mox just smirks while Nick HOTSHOTS Hangman!
Matt CLUBS away on Hangman, tags Nick, and The Bucks both stomp Hangman. The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but The Bucks double whip. They DOUBLE ELBOW Hangman down, then they hit their signature pose. But Hangman tags in Ospreay! Ospreay springboards to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! The fans fire up and Ospreay CHOPS away on Matt. Ospreay whips, Matt reverses, but Ospreay DOUBLE NEURALIZES The Bucks! Tag to Shibata, and he tags Hobbs. Ospreay sends Nick to the corner, adds an ELBOW, then Shibata runs to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata then HALF HATCH SUPLEXES Nick, and Hobbs is there!
Hobbs ripcords Nick for the POWERSLAM! Hobbs tags Ospreay, then sets up for him, STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, but Matt & the Death Riders break it! So Hangman & The Opps go after them! The fans cheer as the brawl is on! Things spill outside, Shibata on Claudio! Ospreay throws Matt out, then PLANCHAS to take everyone out! The fans fire up, but then Nick PENALTY KICKS Ospreay from the apron! Hangman BOOTS Nick down! Hangman goes up the corner while everyone regroups! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down go the Death Bucks and the fans are thunderous! Hangman stares Marina down while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hangman & The Opps return to their corner while Ospreay drags Nick into the ring. Nick JAWBREAKERS in return! Then he DROPKICKS Ospreay! Tag to Claudio and the Swiss Cyborg drags Ospreay up. Ospreay SOBATS! Ospreay CLUBS Claudio, runs, but Claudio pops him up for an UPPERCUT! Claudio hurries to TOSS Ospreay out, then he goes out to stomp away! Nick distracts the ref so that Claudio and Matt can mug Ospreay! Hangman & The Opps protest but the Death Bucks get away with all of that. Wait, Marina & Moxley have confiscated the timekeeper’s table?! They bring that over while Claudio puts Ospreay on the apron.
Moxley drags Ospreay up just to ROCK him with a right! Moxley tags in, stands Ospreay up, and DECKS him! Ospreay tumbles out of the ring but Moxley is right after him. Moxley SMACKS Ospreay off the announce desk, then scoops him. Ospreay slips free and he sends Moxley into the steel steps! Claudio sends Ospreay into the steps right after! The Bucks soak up the heat, then Nick tags in. Nick aims and PLANCHAS down onto Ospreay! Nick puts Ospreay back in, covers, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Nick stays on him. Nick RAMS Ospreay into the corner, tags Claudio, and Claudio stands Ospreay up, only for Ospreay to fire hands!
Ospreay and Claudio brawl, but then Claudio lifts Ospreay up for a BEARHUG! Ospreay endures the squeeze while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Ospreay reaches out, but he’s too far from the ropes. Ospreay BELL CLAPS Claudio to get free! Claudio keeps Ospreay from the corner, KNEES low, then whips him into the corner. Claudio BLASTS Hobbs, sucker punches Shibata, then runs in at Ospreay. Ospreay dodges and Claudio POSTS himself! Moxley tags in and keeps Ospreay from his corner! Moxley suplex but Ospreay fights that, to snap suplex in return! The fans fire up, hot tag to Hangman!
Moxley runs away, so Hangman rallies on The Bucks and Claudio instead! Hangman BOOTS Matt, triangle jump LARIATS Claudio, then dodges Matt to scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up and the fans fire up! Hangman hurries to PLANCHA onto Claudio! He blocks Nick’s kick to THROW him for a loop! Nick stumbles in, Hangman aims, but Claudio anchors Hangman’s feet! Hangman kicks free and ASAI MOONSAULTS Claudio! Hangman hurries in, he blocks Nick’s superkick, and he SWINGS it into Matt! ROLLING ELBOW for Nick! Matt runs up, Hangman POP-UP POWERBOMBS! Cover, Nick breaks it!
Hangman TOSSES Nick out, Alabama Lifts Matt, but Matt tags Claudio! Matt slips free to send Hangman into Claudio’s arms! But Hangman BOOTS Claudio away! Tag to Hobbs! The fans fire up and chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as these two step up. Claudio fires a forearm, Hobbs fires back, and the fans chant “MEAT!” with every shot! Claudio KNEES low, short arm LARIATS, but Hobbs doesn’t budge!? Hobbs KNEES low, then swings, but Claudio dodges, only for Hobbs to CLOBBER him! The fans fire up as Claudio goes to a corner! The fans then join in as Hobbs shouts, “MEAT!” Hobbs runs in at Claudio, LARIAT!
Hobbs LARIATS again and again, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs gives seven servings, then the short arm LARIAT! The fans fire up as the straps come down! But Moxley runs up to BOOT Hobbs! Hobbs rebounds to LARIAT Moxley! Tag to Shibata and he runs up, BOOT for Claudio! Shibata JABS and CHOPS on Claudio while the fans fire up! Shibata brings Claudio up, reels him in, but Claudio suplexes! Shibata slips free, SLEEPER!! Shibata sits Claudio down, KICKS him in the back, then runs to PENALTY KICK him in the front! But Claudio catches the kick!? And then Nick SUPERKICKS Shibata!
Hangman is up, he blocks a kick to spin Nick and Alabama Lift! But Matt SUPERKICKS Hangman! Nick sunset flips, rolls through, The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! But Ospreay is in, BOOT for Matt, HEEL KICK for Nick, then he whips Nick to ropes. Nick reverses, Ospreay handsprings, but The Bucks pass him up and over to DOUBLE SUPERKICK!! Then SUPERKICK for Hobbs! Hobbs stays up, SUPERKICK again! Hobbs eggs The Bucks on, but then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS send Hobbs into the arms of The Death Riders! Matt distracts the ref so that they miss the DOUBLE POWERBOMB through the table!!
The Bucks have Shibata, E V P TRIGGER!! Then a DIVE onto Ospreay! PLANCHA onto Hangman! NEUTRALIZER by Claudio, BULLY CHOKE by Moxley!! Shibata is OUT, The Death Bucks win!!
Winners: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & The Young Bucks, by submission
Moxley won’t let go of Shibata, but Hangman is back! Hangman fires hands on Moxley, but Claudio gets after him! The Bucks rush back in, and then Yuta & Gabe return from wherever they were hiding! The fans boo as the full Death Riders and friends, if that’s what we can call them, mug Hangman together! Marina finds a steel chain and hands it to Moxley! Moxley uses it to CHOKE Hangman! Ospreay is back up but he gets mugged, too! Ospreay and Hangman are stomped over and over, then Moxley has Marina bring out plastic bags! They’re gonna do Ospreay and Hangman like they did Bryan Danielson!!
The fans boo as The Bucks have the honors of opening the bags, but wait! SWERVE STRICKLAND is back?! And he’s driving some heavy machinery? Swerve says, “I once told a man that he would have to choose between hate and success. Between peace and vengeance. Then I was reminded… They’re one in the same. See Matt, Nick, everything that we’ve been through this past year has been about control. It’s always been about control. And right now, I’m about to take it back. Well, some of it. I’ma leave the rest of it for me and Will Ospreay this Saturday at All In. So pay attention, gentlemen. Because this is how vengeance breeds.”
Swerve drives his excavator right up to the Founding Fathers mobile! And SMASHES IT!! Which was more expensive? The limousine itself or all the detailing? The Bucks freak out as Swerve SMASHES the back end, too! The Bucks rush out of the arena but there’s no saving the car now! And then Joe rushes in, tipping the scales back into The Opps’ favor! The brawl is back on, URENAGE for Moxley! LARIAT for Claudio! Ospreay CLOBBERS Gabe, Joe TOSSES Claudio, and then Ospreay goes up! ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto everybody! Swerve keeps going with the limo, and he TIPS IT OVER! “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”
The fans fire up as Swerve has done his part. Hangman runs up on Moxley, DISCUS LARIAT! Hangman goes to the apron, then BUCK- UPPERCUT from Claudio! But Hangman still LARIATS Claudio in return! Hangman and Moxley stare down, and now Hangman has the steel chain! Hangman wraps it around his fist but Marina gets Moxley outta there! The Problem knows that this won’t end well for Moxley. The Death Riders take a tactical retreat, but will nothing stop Hangman from ending the reign of terror once and for all? As for The Bucks, they’re two minutes too late to save their car! “How’re we gonna financially recover from this?!”
The Bucks are furious with Swerve, and then Prince Nana has to rub it in. Oh wait, Swerve hits a KILL STOMP from outta nowhere! “I found the fathers! HAHA!” Will Swerve & Ospreay add insult to injury by stripping The Bucks of their Executive Vice President status? Or will The Bucks make Swerve & Ospreay pay by taking away their title opportunities for an entire year? Who will be ready to go All In?
My Thoughts:
An awesome Dynamite for the go-home, really good builds in every segment. Toni and Mone opening was great, and Toni had the best lines. They almost brawled, but with Mone running away, I feel like that means Toni stood tall. And that would mean Mone wins the AEW Women’s World Championship to truly reach an Ultimo Dragon level of belts on her. If that’s what we get, that’s pretty wild. At the same time, the Women’s Casino Gauntlet winner could then be set up to beat Mone. Kris Statlander still stands as a great choice, and then we got a great Fatal 4 Way (though a little clunky to start). Great win for Megan, and I really liked Aminata and Thekla brawling backstage.
Great tying of builds together through the Hurt Syndicate. JetSpeed pulling off belt theft was a clever way to keep Hurt Syndicate from helping MJF with Briscoe to start. Great stuff with the “Talky Talk,” Briscoe continues to be underrated as a promo guy. And when MJF said he wasn’t gonna insult Jay, I could just feel he’d flip it to insult Mark with such morbid ideas. Great brawl that then brought out Hurt Syndicate but also their contenders. With JetSpeed and Patriarchy both beating the Hurt Syndicate down that badly, that certainly indicates the Syndicate finds a way to win. Very good promo from The Outrunners, and very good response promo from FTR and Patriarchy. That 8 Man Tag will also be part of the math, but I feel like the losers in the 8 Man Tag will then take the pin in the Triple Threat.
Great match from Ricochet VS Blake, but of course The Gates of Agony helped out. Makes Ricochet a little weak needing help against Blake, but Blake therefore looks strong, and the fans sure had his back. Maybe Blake Christian and Lee Johnson work with AR Fox for a Six Man Tag with Ricochet & Gates, but even that feels like Ricochet & Gates win. Great tag match of Bandido & Brody VS Protoshita, and great win for Protoshita. However, that would make me think Konosuke does NOT win the ROH World Championship at Supercard. As I said last week, that’s a tough one, because Konosuke does deserve something, but he is a bit above ROH already, so I suppose it’s fine.
Very good video promo from Okada VS Omega, though it doesn’t add to the go-home math. And Tony Khan posted on social media that the Unified Championship doesn’t even get rid of the International or Continental, the winner will hold all three belts at once, so… it’s literally just the Okada VS Omega title! But whatever, the match will be awesome, the winner will have earned it, and there will be countless possibilities for after. Maybe the Unified Champion does double headers of defending the International and the Continental titles, or maybe a series of Winner Takes All matches. Either way, I feel like they should just pull the trigger on Okada VS Takeshita.
And naturally, great stuff with the top stories. Samoa Joe VS Wheeler Yuta was great, and I figured Joe would win. But Gabe Kidd attacking makes me think they’re gonna do the boring thing and have Gabe step in as the third man for the trios title match. I would rather they have Hook pull a Bash at the Beach Hogan nWo move. Plus, Gabe should focus on NJPW, the G1 Climax is coming so when would he be stateside to be part of the Death Rider story past All In? Either way, great stuff in the 8 Man Tag main event, and there’s a lot of math to unpack here. Death Bucks win the match, but then Swerve wrecks The Bucks and their limo. Meanwhile, Hangman at least ran Moxley off.
I really hope that despite how it looks, all the Faces win at All In. Ospreay and Swerve can’t be kept from the world title for a year while The Bucks continue to be insufferable Heel authority figures. Honestly, I don’t think we can take another build of Moxley as world champion when Hangman has overcome his inner demons, won the Owen Hart Cup, and has all this support from both the fans and his peers. Just as WWE once gave us “everything we wanted” for WrestleMania 35 (Rollins beating Lesnar, KofiMania prevailing, and Becky winning the Triple Threat against Charlotte and Ronda), we need this All In to be the same.
My Score: 9/10
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