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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 41

The HPW Triforce Tournament reaches the Bracket Finals! Will Link return to his former glory when he won the original Bracket of Courage?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet: The uWo wins and will challenge The Dames of the Dunes for the titles at the Triforce Anniversary.
  • Bracket of Power Finals: Onox VS Skull Kid; Skull Kid wins and advances to the tournament finals.
  • Bracket of Wisdom Finals: Igos du Ikana VS Lupay; Igos wins and advances to the tournament finals.
  • Bracket of Courage Finals: Link VS Harlequin; Link wins and advances to the tournament finals.

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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

The Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament is almost over, and we see the Hero of Hyrule has fought his way back up! Link is in his second Bracket of Courage finals, but he faces the Boisterous Bokoblin, one of the remaining Faces of Evil! Will Link return to his second Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Anniversary? Will Skull Kid shock everyone by overcoming the General of Darkness? Will the Ruler of Ruin eliminate the Wild Wolfos? But before all of that, the Dames of the Dunes, Tali, Riju & Buliara, are awaiting challengers for their HPW Trios Championships. The Arrow Club’s Young Ducks put their feet in their mouths, and now they’re in a huge gauntlet match!

If Bad Croc Scaly and Mack & Rick Quackson want their rematch with the Dames, they have to get through the Ikana Royal Family, the Doombringers, the Three Masters, the UnderWorld Order and the Poe Sisters! And that’s as advertised, because King Nicolas Foolyere is making Arrow Club START the match! The HPW Triforce Tournament on Mount Dunsel starts now!

 

HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet!

“A-A-Arrow Club, f-f-for, life.” The Swamp Boss, Bad Croc Scaly, and the Young Ducks, Mack & Rick Quackson, make their way out first, and aren’t particularly happy about that. Will they be able to survive five teams in a row? Or will one of the other teams take those golden tickets for their own?

Scaly & The Ducks watch the ramp, and their first opponents are… The Three Masters! Garo Master, Master Kohga & Master Stalfos get in the ring, all fired up, but then the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Kohga & Garo! Stalfos is shocked but Scaly choke grips him! GRENADE!! Fans are torn but going nuts either way while the ref reprimands Arrow Club! Stalfos bails out but Garo slides in while Rick Quackson steps up for Arrow Club. Fans rally up and the bell rings to officially start the gauntlet!

Arrow Club VS The Three Masters!

Rick and Garo circle, feel things out, then tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. They are in a deadlock, Garo finds a point of leverage and he pushes Rick back. Rick turns things around and has Garo on the ropes. The ref counts, Rick lets off slowly, but then he kicks Garo low. Fans are torn again but Rick whips Garo to ropes. Garo ducks ‘n’ dodges then tilt-o-whirls to headscissor! Rick tumbles to ropes and fans fire up. Garo runs in, Rick dodges but Garo handsprings to arm-drag! Rick staggers up, into a DROPKICK! Fans fire up more while Rick bails out. Garo builds speed, but Scaly stands in his way! Garo dropkicks Scaly’s leg out!

Scaly hits the apron as he falls, Garo turns around, but Rick is back in and he CLOBBERS Garo! Rick drags Garo over, tags in Mack, and the Ducks mug Garo. Mack headlocks and he grinds Garo down. Garo endures, fans rally up, and Garo powers up to power out. Kohga gets a cheap shot in, the ref reprimands but Kohga says the Ducks hit a cheap shot first. Garo runs up to RANA Mack down! Tag to Kohga, he and Garo double whip Mack. Kohga SOBATS,  Garo kicks, Kohga KICKS and Garo SHOTGUNS! Kohga covers, TWO! Fans rally while Kohga drags Mack up. Kohga CLUBS Mack and bumps him off buckles.

Tag to Garo and Kohga scoops Mack to slam him near the ropes. Garo slingshot sentons! Cover, TWO! Garo stomps Mack while Kohga coaches Stalfos, who is still down from the Grenade. Garo stands on Mack and reaches out, Kohga tags in. Garo sits Mack up against ropes, Kohga tells Rick and Scaly to kiss this, then he runs in to HIP ATTACK Mack against ropes! Cover, TWO! Kohga keeps Mack down with an armlock and grinds the shoulder while fans rally up. Mack fights up, reaches out, but Kohga keeps him from the Arrow Club corner. Mack keeps fighting but Kohga still keeps him back. Kohga reels Mack in for a back suplex, but Mack lands on his feet!

Mack slips under Kohga, hot tag to Rick! Rick rallies on Kohga with big forearms! Garo runs in, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! SOBAT for Kohga, BACK ELBOW for Garo, SCREW HIGH KICK for Kohga! Garo is in the corner, Rick runs in, SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM! Rick headlocks Garo and aims at Kohga, BULLDOG CLOTHESLINE COMBO! Fans fire up with Rick and he tags Mack back in. They watch as Kohga and Garo slowly rise, and then DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Kohga staggers back into the corner, and Master Stalfos tags in! Fans fire up as Stalfos runs in, but the Ducks dodge to DOUBLE SUPERKICK!

Stalfos staggers back, rebounds off ropes, and he DOUBLE LARIATS the Ducks! Fans fire up again as Stalfos roars! But then Scaly steps in and fans fire up seeing him and Stalfos stare down. Stalfos BOOTS Scaly but Scaly stays up! Scaly eggs Stalfos on, Stalfos BOOTS him again, and again, and again! Scaly staggers, rebounds, but Stalfos dodges the lariat! Stalfos rebounds, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Mack tries to gut wrench Stalfos but Rick has to help him given Stalfos’ size. They get Stalfos up, but Mack starts to fall back! Stalfos turns the gut wrench around on Mack! Stalfos pops Mack up to swing his boots into Rick!

Stalfos throws Mack at Scaly! Scaly ducks and Mack ends up hitting a sunset flip! Scaly stays up, Mack lets go, but then Stalfos HEADBUTTS Scaly! Scaly sits down on Mack! Stalfos then BUZZSAWS Scaly off of Mack! Stalfos drags Mack up, but Rick SUPERKICKS him! Stalfos staggers, Mack SUPERKICKS Stalfos! Stalfos continues to stagger, The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK again! Mack gut wrenches Stalfos again, Rick goes to the apron, and Rick springboards in, MALLARD DRIVER! Cover, Arrow Club ELIMINATES The Three Masters! But there ain’t no rest for weary, here comes… The Ikana Royal Family!

Arrow Club VS The Ikana Royal Family!

Sir Hurr & Sir Durr rush in and they throw hands with the Ducks! Hurr & Durr get the edge, double whip the Ducks, but the Ducks hold ropes to stop themselves. Only for Stal-Kid to trip Rick and drag him out of the ring! Mack is distracted, Hurr runs up and O’Conner Rolls! He rolls through with Mack and Durr runs, SIDE LEG SWEEP GAMANGIRI COMBO! Hurr covers, but Scaly breaks it! Fans fire up while Durr throws hands on Scaly. Stal-Kid gets in, he and Durr mug Scaly and get him out of the ring. Hurr drags Mack back up, the IRF regroup at their corner, and Hurr stomps away. The ref counts, but Hurr tags to Durr.

Durr stomps a mudhole into Mack, the ref counts again, and Durr tags Stal-Kid in. Stal-Kid throws body shots, the ref counts again, and Stal-Kid lets off at 4. Stal-Kid shadowboxes, then he ROCKS Mack with a forearm! Tag to Hurr and Hurr brings Mack out to snapmare and chinlock. Mack endures and fans rally as Hurr leans on the hold. Mack fights up, throws body shots, but Hurr kicks him low. Hurr bumps Mack off buckles, then RAMS his shoulder in. Hurr digs his shoulder in, the ref counts, but Durr tags in. The ref still counts but Durr runs in to forearm smash Mack! Hurr bails out, Durr snapmares Mack and clamps on another chinlock.

Fans rally while Mack endures again. Durr thrashes him around but Mack still fights back up. They go around, Mack reaches back, JAWBREAKER! Durr staggers back, Stal-Kid tags in! Mack reaches out for his corner but Stal-Kid CLOBBERS him! Stal-Kid drags Mack back and he tells Arrow Club off. Stal-Kid drags Mack up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then whips. Mack holds ropes to stop himself, Stal-Kid runs in but Mack throws him over and out! Mack heads for his corner, but Stal-Kid springboards in to MISSILE DROPKICK Mack down! Cover, TWO! Stal-Kid drags Mack away quickly and tags in Hurr.

Stal-Kid anchors Mack and Hurr drops an elbow on Mack’s back. Hurr then stands on Mack and flexes while Durr gets on the corner to shout, “We’re the best! We’re the best!” Durr tags in, then Hurr ‘n’ Durr set Mack up top. Hurr ‘n’ Durr both climb up but Mack fights back! Mack clubs and elbows and shoves them away, then leaps, but into both men’s arms! Hurr ‘n’ Durr toss Mack back but Mack lands on his feet! Mack BOOTS Hurr away, Durr ROCKS Matt and puts him in the open corner. Durr runs corner to corner, but into BOOTS! Mack runs in, but Hurr ‘n’ Durr dropkick out both legs! Fans duel as Hurr wonders, “I thought you boys was tough.”

Durr grabs a leg, and DRAGON SCREWS it! Cover, TWO! Durr covers again, TWO! Again, TWO! Mack SLAPS Durr then shoves him. Durr SLAPS Mack back! Mack fires off forearms, bobs ‘n’ weaves as Durr fires back, and Mack ROCKS Durr! Mack runs, but into a ROLLING ELBOW! Durr runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mack and Durr crawl for their corners, hot tags to Rick and Hurr! Rick dodges Hurr, BLASTS Stal-Kid off the corner, then kicks Hurr. Rick knuckle locks Hurr, CHOPS him, and he goes up and up and “Lucha Libre~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG!

Hurr staggers up and into the Arrow Club corner. Rick runs in to SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM SMASH! Rick headlocks Hurr, Scaly tags in, and Rick BULLDOGS! Durr returns to throw hands with Rick! Rick gets the edge, but Durr dodges to run and DROPKICK Rick! Mack gets in to SUPERKICK Durr! Stal-Kid springboards in, but Mack dodges! Stal-Kid staggers, Scaly grabs him and TOSSES him up and out! Scaly then drags Hurr up, holds him out, and the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Then GRENADE!! Cover, Arrow Club ELIMINATES the Ikana Royal Family! Arrow Club has reached the halfway point, but up next are… The Poe Sisters!

Arrow Club VS The Poe Sisters!

Amy, Beth, Joelle and Meg stop at the apron, then hop down to ringside. They still have to decide which three are the legal three. They play some quick rock-paper-scissors, and Amy in green ends up losing! Beth in blue, Joelle in red and Meg in purple slide in, and they all go after Scaly! The Ducks protest, but Scaly explodes out! Scaly drags Beth up, but Beth dropkicks his leg! Meg runs up to knee lift! Joelle jumps to COMPLETE SHOT! Joelle covers, TWO and Joelle goes flying! The sisters go to the corner, Joelle tags Beth and Beth runs to SHOTGUN Scaly back down! Beth tries to drag Scaly but Scaly’s really big so she really struggles.

Beth gives up dragging Scaly and stomps him. Tag to Meg, and Meg tags Joelle. Beth SENTONS on Scaly, Meg SENTONS Scaly, and then Joelle SENTONS Scaly! Joelle covers, TWO! Joelle and Beth drag Scaly together and Joelle tags Meg back in. Meg goes up top while Joelle and Beth drag Scaly around into the drop zone. Meg SUPER SENTONS!! Cover, TWO!! Scaly survives but the Poes are furious, so they stomp away on him! The ref reprimands but the Ducks get in. The Ducks throw hands with the Poes but that’s 3v2. Scaly sputters as he sits up in the corner, and Amy CHOKES him! The ref is too busy with the others to see it!

Fans boo but Amy gets away with it all. The other sisters throw the Ducks back out, then coordinate. Meg & Beth set up as Joelle runs corner to corner, RAILGUN BASEMENT DROPKICK! Joelle & Beth drag Scaly out of the corner for Meg to cover, TWO!! Scaly is still in this and the Poes grow frustrated. Meg tags Beth back in, Beth stomps Scaly, then drops an elbow on him. Beth wraps on a chinlock and squeezes tight, but Scaly endures. Scaly fights up to his feet, but Beth hops on as a backpack! That doesn’t slow Scaly down and he heads for the Arrow Club corner. Scaly reaches out, but Meg distracts the ref. Amy trips Rick off the apron!

Amy scampers away while Mack checks on Rick, but that means no tag for Scaly! Beth shifts around and pushes off the Arrow Club corner to BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO and Beth goes tumbling away! Mack gets back on the apron and tags in! Mack runs up to CLOBBER Beth! Mack wraps on a chinlock and grinds Beth down. Fans rally as Beth endures, and she fights up. Beth JAWBREAKERS free! Mack staggers, but he ducks Beth’s haymaker to catch her for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Mack rolls through to NORTHERN LIGHTS again! The Hebra Express gets going, but then Meg runs in! Mack catches her, DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, but Joelle breaks it!

Fans are torn while Scaly storms in! Joelle goes to ropes as Scaly rushes her, and Joelle holds ropes down! Scaly tumbles over and out to the floor! Joelle aims, PLANCHA- NO! Scaly catches her! And then Scaly THROWS Joelle at Amy! Mack goes to the corner, Rick sneaks a tag in. Meg rushes in, Mack dodges, the Ducks CLOTHESLINE ENZIGURI COMBO! Beth runs in, Mack moves and Beth SPLASHES Meg! Beth freaks out as Meg falls over, then turns around into her own CLOTHESLINE ENZIGURI COMBO! Mack brings Beth around, fireman’s carries, and Rick climbs up the corner.

Mack hits a ROLLING SENTON! Rick hits a 450 SPLASH! And then Mack hits a MOONSAULT from the second rope! More Dang For Your Duck! Rick covers, TWO!! Beth survives and fans fire up! Mack goes to the corner and Rick tags him in. Mack drags Beth up, gut wrenches, and Rick sets up on the apron. Springboard and MALLARD DRIVER!! Mack covers, Arrow Club ELIMINATES The Poe Sisters! Scaly & The Ducks have made it halfway, but now they face… THE UWO!

Arrow Club VS The UnderWorld Order!

Scaly and the Ducks regroup, and it’s clear they’re tiring out. Hollywood ReDead and Ted Beedle Ossi accompany Death Sword, Gomess and… Is that Āléx? Piercing blue eyes, but no bandages anymore. If anything, it looks like he’s still smoldering from the fire that burned those away. ReDead gets the mic to give the introductions. “And representing the uWo, Death Sword, Gomess, and the Gibdo formerly known as Āléx! But as you can see, he is a Gibdo no more! He returns to HPW transformed! This! Is! SCALDERA!” Scaldera roars, storms up to the ring, and he steps right in to start for the uWo.

Scaldera and Mack tie up, and Scaldera backs Mack down into the ropes. The ref calls for the ropebreak, but Scaldera tries to bite Mack’s face! The ref reprimands, Mack protests, but Scaldera lets off at 4. Scaldera snarls at the ref, but Mack CHOPS him! Scaldera just glares at Mack! Scaldera grabs Mack’s neck with both hands! Scaldera lifts Mack, but Mack fights free! Mack tags Rick and Rick goes up to CROSSBODY! But Scaldera rolls through! Scaldera holds Rick up, and throws a KNEE into his side! And again! And again! Scaldera then throws Rick up and over! Scaldera stares down Scaly while Rick writhes on the mat.

Scaldera drags Rick up and wraps on a bearhug! Rick endures and fans rally as Scaldera thrashes him around. Rick throws elbows, but Scaldera RAMS him into a corner! Scaldera RAMS into him again, the ref counts, and Scaldera lets off, to ROCK Rick with a forearm! Scaldera runs side to side, Gomess tags in, and Scaldera ROCKS Rick with another forearm! Gomess runs in corner to corner to SPLASH! Gomess then reels Rick in to FLAPJACK! Gomess then rolls back, to have a HALF CRAB! Rick endures another hold while fans rally again. Rick crawls forward, reaches out for ropes, but Gomess drags him away!

Fans rally harder as Rick crawls and claws. Rick powers up, turns over, and he kicks Gomess away! Gomess rebounds off ropes, but into a cradle from Rick! TWO, Gomess blocks the superkick! Gomess spins Rick around back suplex, but Rick lands on his feet! SUPERKICK! Gomess rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Fans rally again as both men crawl for their corners, hot tags to Scaly and Scaldera! The Swamp Boss runs Scaldera over with a big shoulder! Death Sword jumps in, he and Scaly brawl while the ref reprimands. Death Sword gets the edge, whips, but Scaly CLOBBERS Death Sword!

Gomess returns and fires off haymakers! Gomess ROCKS Scaly, runs, but Scaly scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! Scaly roars and fans fire up, but ReDead gets on the apron. The ref reprimands but Scaly storms up and ReDead slips away. Scaly and ReDead shout at each other, and then Scaly turns around into a RUNNING FOREARM from Scaldera! Scaldera turns around into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS from the Ducks! Death Sword returns, the Ducks dodge the double lariats to DOUBLE SUPERKICK again! Death Sword rebounds off ropes, but into MORE DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! But then Gomess gets both Ducks with dragon sleepers! DOUBLE INVERTED DDTS!

All six men are down and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as the teams regroup. Scaly helps the Ducks stand while ReDead and Beedle coach the uWo. The trios stare down across the ring, the ref tells them to stand down to be 1v1, but the brawl is on! Scaly brawls with Scaldera, Rick throws hands with Death Sword and Mack brawls with Gomess! The uWo gets the edge, Death Sword and Gomess both swing on the Ducks but they dodge to SUPERKICK! Death Sword and Gomess bail out, Mack WRECKS Gomess with a dropkick! Mack then skins the cat to hold the ropes open, and Rick DIVES, only to be caught!

Death Sword RAMS Rick into the barriers, but then Mack PLANCHAS onto Death Sword! Scaldera ROCKS Scaly, whips him, but Scaly reverses! Scaly fireman’s carries, but Scaldera rakes the eyes! Scaldera BITES Scaly on the forehead! The ref reprimands and counts, Scaldera shoves Scaly away. Scaldera glares at the ref and backs him down while Scaly crawls to ropes. ReDead BOOTS Scaly!! The fans boo but the ref missed it all! Scaldera watches as Scaly gets up, Scaldera runs and CYCLONE BOOTS!! Cover, UWO ELIMINATES ARROW CLUB!! Scaly & The Ducks could NOT run the gauntlet! There WILL be new contenders for the HPW Trios titles!

And with this, the final team is THE DOOMBRINGERS! Doomknocker, Darkhammer and Gooma are back together in HPW, and they have a golden opportunity before them! Will they be heading for the Triforce Anniversary? Or will the wrestling reapers and Alex reborn finish this off?

The UnderWorld Order VS The Doombringers!

Scaldera is fired up as he waits on the Doombringers. The Doombringers sort out, and Darkhammer steps up. Hammer and Scaldera circle, feel things out, then back away. They approach again, knuckle lock, and Scaldera kicks one arm to then ROCK Hammer with a forearm! Scaldera throws forearm after forearm, then whips Hammer to ropes. Hammer ducks ‘n’ dodges, then LEG SWEEPS with his tail! Then Hammer runs, Gooma tags in, Hammer SENTONS! Hammer BLASTS Gomess and Death Sword off the apron while Gooma SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up while Gooma wraps on a chinlock.

Scaldera endures while Gooma leans on the hold. Scaldera fights up, Gooma thrashes him around, then wrangles Scaldera back down. ReDead and Beedle shout and coach Scaldera and he fights his way back up. Scaldera throws body shots faster and faster and he backs Gooma down to ropes. Scaldera whips but Gooma reverses, only for Scaldera to LEAPING LARIAT! Scaldera fires up and fans are torn as he looms over Gooma. Scaldera clamps a claw into Gooma’s shoulder! Gooma endures, Scaldera drags him up, CLUBS him on the back, then whips him into the uWo corner. Scaldera ROCKS Gooma then tags Gomess.

Gomess stomps Gooma, the ref counts, but Gomess lets off at 4. Gomess taunts Knocker and Hammer, the ref has to stop them from getting in the ring, and that allows ReDead and Beedle to CHOKE Gooma! Fans boo, Gomess hides the choking by standing between the corner and the refs, but the ref does suspect something is up. ReDead and Beedle get away before the ref sees them, and the others play innocent. Gomess then drags Gooma up, and grinds his face against the top rope! Fans boo and the ref reprimands but Gomess lets off to put Gooma in an open corner. Gomess whips corner to corner, runs in, but Gooma BOOTS him away!

Fans fire up and Gooma runs the ropes. Gooma builds up speed and he CLOBBERS Gomess with a shoulder! Fans fire up with Gooma, he whips Gomess to ropes, and he hits a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Gooma and Gomess are both down and fans fire up. The two crawl for their corners, hot tags to Death Sword and Doomknocker! Fans fire up as Knocker fires hands! Knocker CHOPS, ROCKS and repeat! Knocker whips, Death Sword reverses but Knocker ducks the clothesline and gets around to GERMAN- NO, Death Sword elbows the suplex away. Death Sword swings but Knocker ducks to then UPPERCUT!

Knocker reels Death Sword in, underhooks, but Death Sword fights it! Death Sword back drops Knocker away, Knocker gets back up, and Death Sword DECKS him! Fans boo but Death Sword tells them to shut up. Death Sword stalks Knocker to a corner, stands him up, and digs his forearms into Knocker’s face. The ref counts, Death Sword lets off, then BOOTS Knocker! Fans boo and the ref reprimands while Knocker flounders against ropes. Death Sword brings Knocker up, whips him, but reels him in to ROCK him with a forearm. Death Sword FLAPJACK HOTSHOTS Knocker, then runs, to LARIAT Knocker down! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up but Death Sword keeps on Knocker with a chinlock. Death Sword then shifts to turn Knocker and have a headlock. Death Sword pulls back, it’s practically a Bully Choke! The fans continue to rally while Knocker endures. Knocker reaches out for ropes, but Beedle pulls the rope back! The ref notices that, reprimands Beedle and Beedle scurries away. Knocker crawls forward and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer, the ref counts and Death Sword lets go at 4. Knocker sputters but Death Sword drags him towards the uWo corner. Knocker kicks at Death Sword from below but Death Sword stomps him down!

Death Sword tags Gomess, then he has Knocker by the legs. Death Sword CATAPULTS Knocker into a BIG forearm from Gomess! Knocker then falls against Death Sword’s knees, and Gomess slingshots to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knocker survives and fans fire up, but Gomess stays between Knocker and his team. Gomess drags Knocker up, but Knocker throws body shots! Knocker RAMS Gomess into the Doombringer corner! Hammer tags in, but both he and Gooma run to blast the uWo off the corner! Fans fire up, ReDead protests, but Knocker feeds Gomess to a DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE from Hammer & Gooma!

Hammer & Gooma roll Gomess up to his feet, for Knocker to hit a HALF ‘N’ HALF! Gomess flounders into the corner, Hammer & Knocker double whip Gooma in to SPLASH! Gomess falls over, Hammer covers, but Scaldera breaks it!! Fans are going nuts as Scaldera fires hands on Hammer, even as the ref reprimands him! Gooma gets back in and he CLOBBERS Scaldera! The ref reprimands more, Gooma goes after Death Sword but Death Sword shoulders into him! Death Sword drags Gooma through ropes, and BOOTS him down! Knocker runs in and he BLASTS Death Sword!

Knocker and Hammer regroup and get Gomess up. Hammer suplexes and Knocker gets in position, DRAG THE LAKE!! Cover, but Death Sword CLOBBERS the ref!! Fans boo and Knocker is shocked! Death Sword just DECKS him! ReDead gets in with a chair! Fans boo but ReDead SMACKS Hammer with the chair! And again! And again! Death Sword goes out after Gooma and POSTS him! Fans boo more but Death Sword gets back in the ring. Knocker staggers up, Death Sword choke grips him! CHOKE SLAM! ReDead runs to drop THE DEAD LEG! Hammer reaches out for Knocker as he writhes, but he’s surrounded by the uWo!

Gomess drags Hammer up, wraps on a dragon sleeper, Death Sword gets the legs, ELBOW DROP POWERBOMB COMBO!! Cover, uWo wins!

Winners: The UnderWorld Order, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)

And that’s the #DeathKnell for Doombringers! Fans are stunned, but the uWo is rising back up! Will their new empire be resurrected in 2023?

 

Bracket of Power Finals: Onox VS Skull Kid!

The General of Darkness broke through the Armored Annihilator, Militron, while the ever-increasing darkness in Skull Kid helped him defeat the Skyfall Stud again. But surely, Onox will break through Skull Kid, right? Or will this be the most shocking win in Skull Kid’s career?

Skull Kid looks about as big as he ever has since putting on that strange mask, it’s hard to believe this is still the same Skull Kid. The bell rings, he and Onox tie up, and Skull Kid tries to push Onox back. Skull Kid may be bigger than he was but Onox is still bigger than that. Onox shoves Skull Kid away, but Skull Kid comes right back. Skull Kid throws hands, he backs Onox down a bit, but Onox HEADBUTTS Skull Kid! Both men wobble, and fans are shocked! Onox shakes out the stars, swings but Skull Kid dodges to mule kick a leg out! Skull Kid SUPER- NO, Onox blocks the superkick! Onox spins Skull Kid but gets hit by the DRAGON WHIP! Onox is on all fours!

Skull Kid CLUBS away on Onox, stomps and kicks him, then runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Onox rolls out of the ring and shakes his head again. Skull Kid builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Skull Kid sends Onox into barriers! Skull Kid fires off haymakers, then fires off kicks! Fans boo as Skull Kid CLUBS Onox and follows him around the way. The ring count starts, Skull Kid keeps throwing hands, but then Onox ROCKS him with a forearm! Onox refreshes the count, then BOOTS Skull Kid into the barriers! Fans fire up as Onox brings Skull Kid around and RAMS him into steel steps!

Onox stalks Skull Kid as he crawls to the ramp. The ring count is climbing again, but Onox puts Skull Kid in at 5 of 10. Onox covers, TWO! Onox drags Skull Kid up to scoop and aim for a corner. Onox runs but Skull Kid slips off and shoves him into buckles! Skull Kid then SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! Skull Kid headlocks to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans boo as Skull Kid waits on Onox to get up. Skull Kid flips them off, then runs in at Onox, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO!! Skull Kid survives but Onox rebounds to POUNCE Skull Kid!! Skull Kid flies to the ropes, then flops out of the ring!

Fans are thunderous but Onox is a bit upset with himself for hitting Skull Kid that hard. Onox storms over to that side while Skull Kid stands. Onox grabs at him but Skull Kid RISING HEADBUTTS! Onox gets caught up in the ropes, Skull Kid hurries to the apron! HEATSEEKER TO THE APRON!! Fans lose their minds and Skull Kid pushes Onox back in. Skull Kid covers, TWO!! Skull Kid is furious that Onox survives! Skull Kid hammers away on Onox while fans boo more. Skull Kid KICKS Onox in the side, then roars as he goes to a corner. Skull Kid runs in, but Onox sends him right into the POST!

Onox staggers, but he drags Skull Kid out of the corner and pushes him down into the drop zone. Fans fire up as Onox climbs the corner! But Skull Kid springs right up after him! Fans freak out as Skull Kid throws down elbow after elbow! Skull Kid then jumps, SUPER- NO! Onox blocks the Super Steiner! Fans fire up as Onox steps to the inside of the ropes, then he brings Skull Kid back up! SUPER- STEINER!! Skull Kid still throws Onox from the corner!! Fans are losing their minds, Skull Kid aims from the corner, and Onox stands, into the TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Cover, SKULL KID WINS!!

Winner: Skull Kid, by pinfall (advances to the Triforce Tournament Finals)

Fans are losing their minds all over again! Skull Kid has conquered the General of Darkness!! And now, he is heading to the Triforce Anniversary! Will April 1st be no joke?

 

Bracket of Wisdom Finals: Igos du Ikana VS Lupay!

The Ruler of Ruin brought down the God of Woodfall, Odolwa, while the Wild Wolfos derailed Byrne Lokomo. Now, just a step away from the tournament final’s Triple Threat, will Igos reach a new level? Or will Lupay be the FOE Igos can’t defeat?

The bell rings and Lupay claps. Fans clap along, and then Lupay circles with Igos. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Lupay finds a point of leverage as the slightly taller competitor. Lupay puts Igos on the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Lupay lets off slowly. Lupay then flexes and fans are torn. Igos keeps cool and resets with Lupay. They circle again, and feel things out. The two tie up again, are in another deadlock, but Lupay again finds that point of leverage. Lupay pushes Igos back but Igos turns things around to put Lupay on the ropes. The ref counts again, but Igos lets off slowly. To then KICK Lupay in the chest!

Fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Igos just glares at Lupay while he’s stinging. Lupay swings on Igos but Igos bobs ‘n’ weaves. Igos then KICKS Lupay again! Lupay backs off to a corner while fans fire up again. Lupay runs in but into an arm-drag! Lupay staggers up, but he avoids the heel kick! Igos says the Elegy of Emptiness was that close. Lupay huffs and puffs and storms up on Igos, but Igos shoots around to a waistlock. Igos SLAMS Lupay down, holds onto the waistlock, then shifts to shoot the half nelson. Igos pushes Lupay to a cover, ONE, but Igos goes after an arm. Igos wants a Fujiwara but Lupay scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

Igos lets off quickly while fans are torn. Lupay gets up but stays close to the ropes. Lupay shakes out the arm while staring Igos down. They go again, tie back up, and Igos wrenches the arm to a wristlock. Lupay endures, rolls, kips up, and wrenches Igos, only for Igos to wrench right back. Fans applaud but Lupay grows annoyed. Lupay and Igos go around, Lupay rolls, rolls back, handsprings, and spins to wrench again, but Igos spins, slips through, wrenches, then kicks a leg out to wrench and KICK Lupay in the chest! Lupay sputters but Igos keeps wrist control. Igos sits Lupay up again, to KICK him again!

Fans rally up as Igos stands Lupay up to wrench and then whip to a corner. Lupay goes up and out, Igos rushes in but into a GAMANGIRI! Igos staggers and Lupay jumps in, up and CROSSBODIES! Lupay waits on Igos to get up, then reels him in, but Igos throws elbows to fight the clinch. Igos knees low and hard, fires some palm strikes, but Lupay blocks one to a knuckle lock! Lupay CHOPS, goes up the corner, walks the tightrope, then FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Igos staggers up, but now Igos avoids a superkick! Lupay says he was that close, and fans duel. Igos comes right back, and he swings, but Lupay catches it to spin and snapmare Igos, to KICK him in the back!

Igos writhes but Lupay quickly clamps onto a chinlock. Lupay grinds Igos down and fans rally up. Igos fights up, but Lupay wrangles him back down. Igos keeps fighting and fans keep rallying. Igos gets to his feet, throws body shots, then ELBOWS Lupay! Lupay staggers, Igos KICKS him in a leg! Lupay hobbles, Igos KICKS the leg again! Igos fires off forearms and body shots to put Lupay in a corner. The ref reprimands as Igos keeps firing off shots. Igos lets off at 4, to KNEE THRUST! Lupay sputters as he flops against the ropes! Fans fire up while the ref checks Lupay. Lupay shakes out the cobwebs and slaps some sense into himself.

Lupay and Igos reset and circle. Igos KICKS the leg but Lupay ROCKS Igos with a forearm! Lupay ROCKS Igos again, and again, and then again! Lupay fires up, spins, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Fans fire up as Lupay sputters on his feet! Igos spins, but Lupay falls over and the heel kick whiffs! Igos is momentarily confused, as are the fans. The ref checks on Lupay, he is dazed again, and the ref keeps Igos back. Igos wants after Lupay but the ref is still checking on him. Lupay sits up, Igos storms up on him, but Lupay catches him into a cradle! TWO!! Igos is furious over Lupay playing possum, but Lupay DECKS him!

Fans rally even harder while Lupay says he’s smarter than Igos. Lupay goes to a corner, and he tunes up the band! Fans cheer and jeer as Igos slowly stands. WOLF’S FANG SUPERKICK!! Cover, TWO?!? Lupay is shocked and fans are thunderous as Igos survives! Lupay tries to figure out what to do, so he hurries to drag Igos to a drop zone! Lupay climbs the corner, for a ROUNDING BODY- NO! Igos avoids the moonsault! Igos JUMP KNEES Lupay, then whips him to ropes. Igos scoops Lupay, for a LANDSLIDE!! But Igos doesn’t cover there, he lifts Lupay with his foot, for the ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (advances to the Triforce Tournament Finals)

Another FOE bites the dust! The Ruler of Ruin joins Skull Kid in the finals, and the final match is almost complete! Will the Triforce Anniversary #FalltoRuin?

 

Bracket of Courage Finals: Link VS Harlequin!

The Hero of Hyrule has returned to the Bracket of Courage Finals, and is just one step away from returning to the Triforce Tournament Finals. But he’s up against the Boisterous Bokoblin! Will Link defeat the last FOE standing? Or will Harlequin have the last laugh?

The bell rings and fans rally hard for “LINK! LINK! LINK! LINK!” as he stares down Harlequin. Harlequin is already grinning and even chuckling. Harlequin and Link approach, but then Harlequin dodges the tie up to mock Link and laugh some more. Link stays stoic as he and Harlequin reset. They approach, feel things out, but Harlequin slips past Link again to laugh even more. Link gets a bit annoyed now, and the two go again. Harlequin dodges Link a third time, but Link HOOK SHOTS Harlequin! Fans fire up as Link fires off haymakers on Harlequin! Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands as Link has Harlequin against the ropes!

Sahasrahla counts, Link lets off and runs, but Harlequin bails out. Link stops running, fans boo, but Harlequin looks at the camera with a big grin, “Oooh~, he’s mad~! HAHAHAHAHA!” Harlequin turns around, and Link PLANCHAS! Fans fire up as Link takes Harlequin down! Link brings Harlequin up and whips him into barriers! Fans fire up more, but Harlequin is still laughing? Harlequin hobbles up and he eggs Link on, so Link SHOTGUNS him back into the barriers! The ring count climbs to 5 of 10 as Link stomps Harlequin against the barriers. Link drags Harlequin up and puts him back in the ring.

Link drags Harlequin up again, ROCKS Harlequin with a forearm, then shoves him to a corner. Link stomps Harlequin some more but Sahasrahla reprimands and counts. Link lets off, hoists Harlequin to the top rope, and then climbs up after him. Fans rally up, but Harlequin resists the lift! Link CLUBS Harlequin, but Harlequin throws body shots. Harlequin throws hands, and he ROCKS Link! Link falls back into a Tree of Woe! Harlequin adjusts up top while fans rally for Link. But Harlequin WOE STOMPS Link down!! Cover, TWO!! Link survives but Harlequin keeps grinning and laughing.

Harlequin stands over Link and slaps him around. He taunts Link, “C’mon, hero. C’mon! C’mon, hero!” Link sits up as Harlequin gives him toying kicks. Harlequin keeps grinning and laughing, and he drags Link up. Link throws body shots, then forearms! Link CHOPS Harlequin, CHOPS him again, then whips. Harlequin reverses but Link ducks ‘n’ dodges! Link UPPERCUTS Harlequin down! Fans fire up and Link throws down forearms! Harlequin goes to ropes, Link ROCKS him! Link “draws his sword,” aims it at Harlequin, then runs side to side. But Harlequin bails out again! Fans boo and Link again has to stop.

Link PLANCHAS, but this time Harlequin dodges! Harlequin dropkicks Link down while landing on the apron! Harlequin laughs some more but fans boo. Harlequin aims from the apron as Link flounders back up. Harlequin leaps to CANNONBALL Link back down! Fans boo even more but Harlequin stands up to take a bow. Harlequin “thanks” the fans and then he goes back to Link. Harlequin brings Link up, and whips Link into steel steps! Fans boo more as Harlequin slides into the ring to leave Link behind. Harlequin bows and thanks the fans more while the ring count starts again.

The ring count reaches 4 of 10 as Link drags himself up with the apron skirt. Link staggers at 5 but rolls in at 6, only for Harlequin to basement dropkick him right back out! Fans boo more but Harlequin goes out after Link. Harlequin drags Link up and sends him back into steel steps! The steps go sliding away this time and Link falls in a heap. Harlequin grins as he stalks Link, and he pulls the steel steps apart. Sahasrahla reprimands but Harlequin drags Link onto the base steps. Harlequin then grabs the smaller part of the steps! Fans boo and Sahasrahla tells Harlequin no! But Link moves to avoid the step smash!

Harlequin stops laughing as he clutches his hands! Link gets up, he runs up the base steps and FLYING KNEES Harlequin down! Fans fire up and Link hurries to put Harlequin back in the ring. Link goes up the corner, takes aim, and FIRE ARROW! Cover, TWO! Harlequin survives but fans rally up for Link. Link goes back up, for ICE ARROW! But onto knees! Harlequin drags Link into a cradle, TWO!! Link narrowly escapes and fans fire up, but Harlequin CHOKES Link on the ropes! Fans boo, Sahasrahla counts but Harlequin lets off at 4, to then run side to side. Harlequin STRADDLE ATTACKS Link! Then he covers, TWO!!

Harlequin grows a bit frustrated, and he drags Link up. Harlequin continues to taunt Link, “C’mon, hero! Fight to get back to the top!” Harlequin then SLAPS Link! Link staggers to ropes, and Harlequin says, “Fight to get back at your brother!” Fans all react to that, and Link stands up. Link turns to look at Harlequin, who is smirking. Link BOOTS Harlequin! Then Link fires off haymakers, backs Harlequin to ropes, then CHOPS! Link whips but Harlequin ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to run into a SUPERKICK! Harlequin falls and fans fire up! Link aims and Harlequin slowly sits back up, Link runs in, but Harlequin ducks, only for the BOOMERANG to hit!

Fans fire up, Link brings Harlequin around, FALCON ARROW! Link gets the wrists, sits Harlequin up and LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Link wins!!

Winner: Link, by pinfall (advances to the Triforce Tournament Finals)

The Boisterous Bokoblin clowned around, but he doesn’t get the last laugh! The Hero of Hyrule is returning to the Triforce Tournament Finals, will he win on the literal anniversary of his reign?


My Thoughts:

Big stuff happening and I feel good about all of it. The Arrow Club not winning the gauntlet match they got themselves stuck in felt like the right call. The uWo is in a new phase with Alex becoming Scaldera, they deserve a bit of a push to head for the anniversary show. I know Onox VS Skull Kid is the weakest, but that’s maybe because it was the shortest. But Skull Kid upsetting Onox was gonna be a shocker either way so making it fast helps add to that. I was torn on Igos VS Lupay. Obviously Link was going to beat Harlequin, so it was a question of whether or not a member of the Faces of Evil was going to survive to the Triple Threat.

In the end, I felt Igos winning to be the best route, as this caps where the FOE is in the power levels, and Igos needs to be seen as a top of the card kind of wrestler. He won the Hyrule Warriors match last October, he had a great match with Kage for HyruleMania, and he beat the legendary Veran and the up-and-coming Odolwa, he’s on a roll.


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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/16/24)

Fallout from ThunderStruck!

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As Spring gives way to Summer…

The storm has passed, see who still reigns in HPW! We hear from the winners and losers of ThunderStruck 3, and of Blood & Thunder!

 

After the Death Mountain Championship.

Torbevito returns backstage.

Arrow Club is there, and Mack Quackson asks, “Torbs, what the heck? Where’s the title?” Torbevito asks back, weren’t they watching? He lost. He lost!? Yeah, he lost! The Arrow Club sighs, and Fin Balure pats Torbevito on the shoulder, saying it’s fine. They’ll circle back to the Death Mountain title another time. Bad Croc Scaly’s about to go out there with Ruto, they’ll handle Cia & Ganon. The Club cheers the Swamp Boss and Zora Princess as they head to gorilla position.

 

After the Mixed Tag Match.

Ruto & Scaly return backstage.

Rick Quackson asks, “What in the name of the Golden Goddesses is going on out there?! You lost, too?” Scaly frowns as he puts an icepack on his face, right where the Kick of Calamity got him. Rick apologizes for pointing out the obvious, but this is still really upsetting. Mack says Ganon is one thing, he’s the one and only HPW Triple Crown Champion, from Triforce to Trios to Termina titles. But Ruto’s gonna have Cia handled, right? Ruto says of course she will! Don’t even think that Cia was anywhere close to beating Ruto out there. Cia may’ve been champion before, but she’ll never be a Goddess again.

The Arrow Club clap, nod, and give a “Yeah!” in agreement. But for now, they get to sit back, relax, and watch the rest of the card go down. Will the Zora Princess make sure the Dark Sorceress stays on the outside looking in?

 

After the World Triforce Championship match.

Link returns backstage.

Zelda is here, the first time we’ve seen her since HyruleMania, and she asks what happened out there. Why did Kage show up and do that? Link shakes his head and shrugs. Zelda wonders if Kage was being genuine. Link looks at her with confusion but she says Link has to remember, Kage was taken from his family and raised by an awful, horrible man. Kage doesn’t know how to help others outside of violence. Link frowns at her, and Zelda says she understands, Link didn’t need the help, so Kage was still in the wrong. But the point is that he meant well. Link sighs and shakes his head, not buying that at all.

Link gets himself an icepack as he starts to leave but Zelda brings up if Link’s talked about Kage with his sister, Aryll. Link stops, looks back at her, but says nothing. Zelda suggests that he should, Kage’s her brother, too. Zelda then walks past Link to leave, and Link sighs. Will the broken home start to heal? Or are the wounds too deep?

Yunobo returns backstage.

He’s of course upset over Kage’s interference with the match, but then he sees Arrow Club is waiting for him. Naturally, he asks what they’re doing here. Fin says they saw what happened out there. “A real shame, isn’t it? The ‘Hero’ of Hyrule resorting to such tricks.” The Ducks agree, they thought Link was better than that. Yunobo says Link said it was all Kage’s idea. Well of course he did! That’s what brothers do! You wouldn’t believe how many times Mack & Rick tried to pin the blame on the other. Like that time when Mack broke their mom’s favorite clay pot. Yeah, or when Rick broke dad’s favorite long bow.

Rick says hold on, that was also Mack. That big gust of wind blew it right out of his grip. What? That’s not when it happened. It was when Rick pulled really hard on the string and- Fin stops the bickering and says they made their point. For all anyone really knows, Link and Kage worked out their issues, then conspired to screw over his opponent tonight. It was just unfortunate that it was Yunobo. Y’know, all right place, wrong time. But hey, Nicholas Foolyere is a pretty fair guy, he might give Yunobo another chance. The Ducks agree again, Yunobo should go talk to Fooly. Yunobo is a little conflicted, but that much is true. He’ll go find Fooly.

Yunobo heads out, Arrow Club wishes Yunobo luck. Fin says to The Ducks, “Y’know, fellas, we may have these shiny new belts, and the rest of the team may be struggling a bit, but that right there… That was a good deed for the day, huh?” The Ducks agree yet again. Mack says Yunobo’s a good egg. Rick says, “He is, isn’t he?” Fin & The Ducks all smile, but what’s really behind them trying to help Yunobo out?


My Thoughts:

I know, that was a lot of Arrow Club for one article, but they were also pretty prevalent on the ThudnerStruck card so it makes sense. And there’s something to the idea that Arrow Club would want to recruit more members and they see an opening with how things went with Yunobo, Kage and Link. Yunobo’s in the top title scene right now, Arrow Club can get the top title if he wins it for them.


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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/15/24)

Golden tickets are on the line!

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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 58

For the first time in HPW ThunderStruck history, Blood & Thunder will be a 4v4 battle, with title opportunities promised to the winners! Will the Dark Forces or the UnderWorld Order head for a brighter future?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • HPW Death Mountain Championship Open Challenge: Thunderbird VS Torbevito; Thunderbird wins and retains the title.
  • Cia & Ganon VS Ruto & Bad Croc Scaly; Cia & Ganon win.
  • Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Yunobo; Yunobo wins by disqualification, Link retains the title.
  • Blood & Thunder: The Dark Forces VS The UnderWorld Order; The Dark Forces win and are promised future title opportunities.

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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

The number three is a well-known pillar of Hyrule culture, so it is fitting that the third Blood & Thunder match changes things up! The Dark Forces and the UnderWorld Order have been at odds ever since ReDead went Hollywood and sold out! But now the stakes are raised again as it will be a 4v4 match inside the double ring, double cage! Who survives to then stake their claim to championship matches? But speaking of, tonight is the night the third-generation Goron and winner of the Triforce Tournament gets to truly prove himself! Yunobo wants to bring glory and honor to his bloodline, but can he defeat the first and only THREE-TIME Triforce Champion?

Additionally, before the Dark Sorceress can have her match with the Zora Princess, a Mixed Tag Match will test the waters, so to speak! Cia teams with new business partner in the Dark Forces, the HPW Termina Champion and Gerudo Ace, GANON! However, backing up the HPW Goddess Champion is the Swamp Boss, Bad Croc Scaly! Will Arrow Club shoot down the Dark Forces’ top brass? Or will Cia be more than ready for her shot at redemption? But to kick things off, the Rito luchador who we may have seen before makes his first title defense! Who will try to knock him off his perch? HPW ThunderStruck 3 begins now!

 

HPW General Manager, Nicholas Foolyere, is here!

He stands on stage with a familiar podium, and with a familiar veil over familiar shapes. The King of Hyrule welcomes us all to “right here, on Thundra Plateau!” The fans cheer for that. Nick Fooly then understands that this scene looks familiar, perhaps some deja vu going on. Then without any further ado, please welcome out the HPW Trios Champions, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure & The Young Ducks! The fans are a bit torn as The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla makes his way out with Mack & Rick Quackson. They stand with Nick Fooly and he welcomes them here.

Fooly notes that being this is year five of HPW, there have been a lot of changes going on. At HyruleMania 4, The Arrow Club took their HPW Trios Championships off the UnderWorld Order in a great match. And so, why not help bring the HPW Trios Division into this great new chapter, with brand new belts? Fooly pulls the veil away and he says, “Behold! The HPW WORLD Trios Championships!”

Hyrule Pro Wrestling WORLD Trios Championships

The fans and even Arrow Club marvel at the new designs. As Fin & The Ducks turn over their old silver ‘n’ black belts for these new black ‘n’ gold ones, Fooly explains the design. The crests of the three goddesses, Din, Nayru & Farore, adorn the main plates as they also represent the trinity of power, wisdom and courage. And just as the goddesses created the foundation of the world they know, the Trios Division is a strong foundation of HPW. Arrow Club hold up the belts together and the fans cheer. What team will be the first to step to these new world champions?

 

HPW Death Mountain Championship Open Challenge: Thunderbird VS ???

Teba or not Teba, that is the question. Did someone find a loophole in the Dark Horse Stampede to get back into the mix? Maybe. But when it comes to who climbed up a ladder to bring this title down, it was definitely this Rito luchador. But now he puts it back up on the line against whoever answers the call! Who is looking to climb Death Mountain? It’s… TORBEVITO! Arrow Club’s Zora luchador steps up, will he once again reach the summit? Or does no one fly higher than a Rito?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the superior masked wrestler!

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The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, go around, and they end up on ropes. The ref counts, Torbevito lets off slowly, but Thunderbird headlocks. Thunderbird grinds the hold, Torbevito endures, and he pries at the hold. Thunderbird clamps down tighter, but then Torbevito pops out the back to hammerlock. Torbevito then shifts to a headlock and hits the takeover. Thunderbird headscissors but Torbevito shrugs that off. Torbevito pulls on the headlock but Thunderbird endures. Thunderbird rolls Torbevito to a cover, ONE, and Torbevito holds onto the headlock.

Thunderbird pushes Torbevito into the headscissors this time, but Torbevito kips free. Roles reverse as Thunderbird headlocks for the takeover but Torbevito headscissors. Thunderbird kips free, and he CHOPS Torbevito! Fans “WOO~!” and Thunderbird whips, but Torbevito reverses. Thunderbird ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Torbevito handsprings through! Fans are torn while Torbevito wags his finger, but he turns around into a DROPKICK! Torbevito tumbles out of the ring and fans rally as Thunderbird builds speed! Torbevito moves but Thunderbird handsprings and backflips to superhero land!

The fans fire up while Torbevito is annoyed. Thunderbird eggs Torbevito on, Torbevito storms up to the apron, but he has the ref keep Thunderbird back. Torbevito then slingshots and somersaults to SHOTGUN Thunderbird down! Cover, TWO! Torbevito hurries to whip Thunderbird to a corner, runs in but Thunderbird slips out to the apron! Torbevito hits buckles, Thunderbird slingshots to sunset flip, but Torbevito holds ropes to stay up! The ref reprimands, Torbevito lets go and the sunset finishes, but Torbevito rolls through. Thunderbird avoids the Penalty Kick to roll Torbevito up, TWO, and both men scramble up!

Thunderbird LARIATS Torbevito down, but then Torbevito kips up! Thunderbird runs up, Torbevito ducks the lariat this time and handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Torbevito is frustrated already. Torbevito waits on Thunderbird as he slowly rises up. Torbevito waistlocks and runs Thunderbird to a corner. Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Torbevito comes back! WHIRL- NO, Thunderbird stops the DDT to then THROW Torbevito to the second ring ring! Torbevito staggers up to his feet, and then Thunderbird SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODIES! Direct hit and the fans fire up with Thunderbird!

Thunderbird drags Torbevito up, puts him back in the first ring, then goes up the corner. MOONSAULT, but Torbevito moves! Only for Thunderbird to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up again but now Thunderbird gets frustrated. Thunderbird drags Torbevito up, reels him in, but Torbevito fights the suplex. Torbevito wrenches out, KICKS Thunderbird then reels him in, but Thunderbird fights the suplex! They go back and forth as they fight for suplex control, and Torbevito gets Thunderbird up and over! And that’s just Uno Amigo as Torbevito gets back up! Another suplex, Dos Amigos! Then back up for THREE AMIGOS!

Torbevito is fired up, the fans are torn, but Torbevito goes up the corner. Torbevito aims and FROG SPLASHES, TWO!! The fans fire up as Thunderbird survives but Torbevito is furious! Torbevito pounds the mat and watches Thunderbird rise. Torbevito runs in, tilt-o-whirl, but Thunderbird stops the DDT! Thunderbird throws Torbevito back then SCREW HIGH KICKS! Cover, TWO! Thunderbird hurries to a corner and takes aim! Torbevito staggers to his feet, Thunderbird runs up, FLYING KICK! Cover, Thunderbird wins!

Winner: Thunderbird, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

#WhiteLightning strikes and Thunderbird makes it through ThunderStruck! Will the reign continue from Spring into Summer?

 

Cia & Ganon VS Ruto & Bad Croc Scaly!

The Dark Sorceress was once Goddess Champion, and she wants to return to that former glory. The Dark Forces have been remodeled and the Gerudo Ace is leading the way, will he and Cia be victorious? Or will the Zora Princess and the Swamp Boss turn the tides and wash them all away?

The teams sort out, and it’s ladies first as Cia starts against Ruto. The fans rally up for this Goddess Championship appetizer and the two circle. The two approach, but then Ruto dodges Cia and tags out to Scaly. Ruto smirks at Cia while fans boo. Scaly calls out the Termina Champion, Ganon chuckles, but Ganon still reaches out. Cia tags Ganon in, and the fans rally as Ganon circles with Scaly. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and are in a deadlock. Ganon has height but Scaly has bulk, and Scaly uses that to power Ganon back. The ref counts, Scaly lets off slowly, and he stares Ganon down. Ganon smirks and shrugs it off.

The two reset, circle again, and the fans rally up. They tie up again, and again Scaly uses his size to push Ganon back. Ganon turns it around to put Scaly on the ropes, lets off quickly, and stares Scaly down with that same smirk. Then he SLAPS Scaly! Fans fire up but Scaly’s pissed! Scaly rushes Ganon and shoves him into a corner! The ref reprimands but Scaly shouts at Ganon about thinking he’s hot stuff when he ain’t nothing! The ref counts, Scaly lets off, and the two reset again. The two tie up, Ganon headlocks but Scaly powers out. They RAM shoulders but neither budges, and the fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”

Ganon eggs Scaly on, Scaly talks trash, and then Scaly runs. Scaly RAMS Ganon, “MEAT!” but Ganon stays up. Ganon smirks and pumps himself up before he runs and RAMS Scaly, “MEAT!” Scaly runs and “MEAT!” RAMS Ganon again! Ganon rebounds to “MEAT!” RAM Scaly! They RAM each other again and again, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Ganon UPPERCUTS first! Fans boo but Ganon runs, only for Scaly to CLOBBER him! The fans fire up while Scaly roars! Scaly looms over Ganon while fans chant “This is Meaty!” Scaly sits Ganon up to CLUB him in the chest! And CLUB him again and again and again, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”

Ganon sputters, Scaly facelocks and deadlifts Ganon, but Ganon fights the suplex! Ganon throws body shots, wrenches out, then CHOPS Scaly! “WOO~!” And CHOPS! “WOO~!” Scaly ROCKS Ganon with a forearm! “MEAT!” And ROCKS him again, “MEAT!” Ganon CHOPS, “WOO~!” Scaly forearms, “MEAT!” They go back and forth, CHOP, “WOO~!” and forearm, “MEAT!” “WOO~! MEAT! WOO~! MEAT!” Scaly gets the edge with forearms, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Scaly whips, Ganon reverses and SPINE- NO, Scaly fights off the spinebuster, then knees Ganon low. Scaly whips again, fireman’s carries and GORON DROPS!

The fans are torn while both men are down. Ganon and Scaly crawl for their corners, hot tags to Cia and Ruto! The fans fire up as Ruto dodges Cia and comes back to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Cia staggers to her feet, Ruto DROPKICKS her down! Ruto hurries to cover, TWO! Ruto drags Cia up and whips her to a corner. Ruto runs in, Cia dodges and comes back to ELBOW! Cia sits Ruto down, runs side to side, for a BOOT WASH! Cia drags Ruto to a cover, TWO! Ruto stays in this but Cia stays on her with a chinlock. The fans rally and duel, “Let’s Go, Cia!” “Let’s Go, Ruto!” Ruto endures, fights up, and she throws Cia away!

Cia comes back but Ruto gets around and waistlocks. Cia fights the lift, throws elbows, gets free, but Ruto keeps her from running. Cia uses a leg to get free, then ELBOWS Ruto. Cia runs, but Ruto drop toeholds! Ruto floats and underhooks, but Cia resists the lift. So Ruto SWINGS Cia while inside the underhooks! The fans are torn as Ruto goes around and around, then BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES into an ARMBAR! The fans duel as Cia endures! Cia reaches out, kicks around, claws at the mat, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Ruto lets go at 4, and Cia bails out. Cia shakes the arm, but Ruto pursues.

Ruto CLUBS Cia, CLUBS her again and again, then whips her into barriers! Ruto soaks up the cheers and jeers, then storms up to Cia to stomp her down. The ref starts the ring count, but Ruto brings Cia around. Ruto talks trash on Ganon, aims at the apron, but Cia blocks the apron bump. Cia elbows Ruto low, then SMACKS her off the apron! Cia pushes Ruto into the ring, but has to hurry to keep her from Scaly! Cia drags Ruto back, then drops knees on Ruto’s back! Cia ties up Ruto’s legs, then pulls her into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Ruto endures, pops free and covers, TWO! Ruto kicks, Cia blocks, and she KNEES Ruto in return!

Ruto wobbles, Cia reels her in and gets around, but Ruto scrambles to stop the backstabber! They end up on the ropes, the ref counts, and Cia lets off, only for Ruto to CLAW Cia’s face! The ref reprimands, Ruto fireman’s carries, but then Cia CLAWS Ruto’s face! The ref reprimands Cia now, but Cia waistlocks. They go to ropes, Cia O’Conner Rolls, TWO and Ruto rolls Cia back! TWO and Cia rolls Ruto back! TWO and Ruto rolls back again, and reaches for ropes! The ref sees that, so Ruto puts her hands up, TWO and Ruto tumbles forward! Both women get up, run in, and DOUBLE LARIAT! Both women fall and the fans fire up!

Cia and Ruto stir, crawl for their corners, kick at each other, then crawl some more, hot tags to Ganon and Scaly! The fans fire up as the two run in and DOUBLE LARIAT, but stay up! The fans fire up as both men roar, and they start throwing hands! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Ganon gets the edge as he fires shot after shot, but then Scaly BODY BLOWS! Ganon sputters but Scaly stands him up. Scaly roars as he prepares his thumb, but Ganon grabs Scaly by the head to HEADBUTT first! Ganon reels Scaly in, underhooks, but Scaly RAMS Ganon into a corner! Scaly digs his shoulders in, lets off as the ref counts, and then whips Ganon corner to corner!

Scaly roars while the fans are torn, and he runs in, but Ganon dodges! Scaly hits buckles, staggers as Ganon goes corner to corner, KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, The Dark Forces win!

Winners: Cia & Ganon, by pinfall

The Gerudo Ace ends this in the blink of an eye! Will Ganon lead the Dark Forces to even more victories? Will Cia once again be Goddess Champion? Or can Arrow Club survive with these targets on their back?

 

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Yunobo!

The Hero of Hyrule defeated his Shadow at HyruleMania 4 to truly be THE champion of Hyrule! But now, a young and determined Goron is looking to be the hero of his bloodline! Will Link be able to weather the storm? Or will he be steamrolled by this new generation?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is undisputed!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up for “LINK! LINK! LINK!” Link and Yunobo take in the moment, then slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Yunobo powers Link back to ropes. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Yunobo lets off slowly, and the fans applaud the sportsmanship. Link nods and the two reset. They circle again, tie up, and Link wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo reaches out but Link keeps him from ropes. Yunobo rolls and rolls, then rolls again to get free. The fans applaud as the two stand off and reset again. They approach, feel things out, and Link gets around to waistlock. But Yunobo’s a bit too big to lift!

Yunobo elbows free, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Yunobo wobbles but stays up, to Link’s surprise. Link SUPERKICKS again, Yunobo rebounds off ropes and he CLOBBERS Link! Fans boo, a bit to his confusion, but Yunobo lines up a shot. Link sits up, into the BASEMENT CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Link stays in this, but Yunobo stays on Link with a chinlock. Yunobo leans his weight on the hold while Link endures and the fans rally up. Link fights up, reaches out for ropes, but Yunobo keeps him back. Link throws body shots, then JAWBREAKERS! Yunobo staggers away and fans fire up!

Link shakes out the cobwebs and catches his breath. Link runs up on Yunobo to fire forearms, but Yunobo shoves him back. Link rolls, runs back in, but Yunobo runs him over! Fans boo more but Yunobo runs. Link stays low, then hurdles, hurdles, then DROPKICKS! Yunobo tumbles out of the ring as the fans fire up! Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit on Yunobo, he hits railing but stays up! Link slides back in, builds speed again, and DIVES again! Another direct hit and Yunobo hits railing, but he still stays up! Link slides in one more time and builds speed again, and DIVES! Yunobo hits railing and finally falls!

The fans fire up as Link stands and roars! Link drags Yunobo up, pushes him into the ring, and drags him into a drop zone. Link goes up the corner, ICE ARROW! Cover, TWO! Yunobo stays in this but Link stays focused. Link clamps onto Yunobo with a chinlock stretch and bends Yunobo back. Yunobo endures the knee between his shoulders while fans rally up. Yunobo fights up, pries at the chinlock, and gets it open! Yunobo arm-drags Link away, Link comes back, but into a fireman’s carry! GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Yunobo grows frustrated. Yunobo grabs Link’s legs, and he turns Link over for a SAND CRAB!

The fans rally up while Link endures and Yunobo sits deep! Link claws at the mat, crawls his way over and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Yunobo lets off in frustration, and Link bails out. Yunobo storms out to the apron, takes aim, and FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans boo as Link hits the floor. Yunobo drags Link up and whips him into the steel steps! The fans boo more while Yunobo storms over to Link. Yunobo drags Link up, fireman’s carries him, and then moves the steel steps back to where they were. Yunobo goes up the steel steps, then up the corner?! The fans are going nuts as Yunobo stands on the second rope! SUPER GORON DROP!!

The fans lose their minds while both men are down! Yunobo crawls to the cover, TWO!! Link survives and the fans fire up again! Yunobo is frustrated again, and he drags Link to a corner. Yunobo storms over to the far corner, fires himself up, then runs corner to corner to CANNONBALL! Fans boo, but Yunobo isn’t done! He drags Link to the drop zone and then goes up the corner! DEATH MOUNTAIN SPLASH FLOPS! Link narrowly avoids disaster and the fans fire up again while both men are down! Sahasrahla checks both men, they’re both okay, so a standing count begins. The fans rally up, Link crawls to ropes and drags himself up.

Link stands at 6 of 10, stalks up behind Yunobo, and waistlocks. But Yunobo is too big to lift! Yunobo throws Link off, runs up, but Link sidesteps and Yunobo hits ropes, SNAP GERMAN! The fans fire up but Yunobo rolls right to his feet! Yunobo swings, Link ducks but Yunobo’s LEFT gets him from behind! Yunobo then deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Link stays in this, but Yunobo drags him back to a corner. Yunobo stomps a mudhole, then he runs corner to corner and comes back again! But into Link’s SUPERKICK! Yunobo staggers and wobbles, Link HOOK SHOTS!

Yunobo drops to a knee, Link runs, Yunobo ducks the shining wizard but the BOOMERANG KICK hits! Yunobo flops over and Link drags him back into the drop zone! Link goes up the corner, aims, and FIRE ARROW! But onto knees! Yunobo saves himself, then drags Link into a cradle! TWO!! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Link and Yunobo stir and the fans rally up. Yunobo stands first, storms up on Link, whips, but Link reverses to break free. Yunobo blocks the Superkick, spins Link but Link DRAGON WHIPS! Yunobo staggers to ropes, yoyos to rebound, and LARIATS Link inside-out! Both men are down and the fans fire up again!

Yunobo pounds the mat and fires back up, but the fans boo as he roars. Yunobo storms over to drag Link up, reel him in and lift, to POWERBOMB! Yunobo rolls Link back to his feet to clinch, for an URENAGE! Yunobo roars, runs, and ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!! Yunobo escapes, stands, takes a swing, but Link dodges! Link runs, but Yunobo goes the other direction, to POUNCE~!! Link is sent to ropes then flops into the second ring! Yunobo storms over after Link, drags him back to the first ring, then puts Link on the apron. Yunobo hops down to CLUB him in the chest! And CLUB him again!

Yunobo gets up on the apron, lines up a shot, and APRON SPLASHES!! Link sputters and coughs while fans lose their minds! Yunobo steps back inside, drags Link from the ropes, and then covers, TWO?!? Link survives and shocks everyone! Yunobo is furious and he stomps around in frustration! Yunobo goes to a corner, takes aim, and waits on Link to get up. Yunobo runs in, GORE GORO!! The same tackling attack his grandfather used to use! Cover, WHAT’S KAGE DOING HERE?! He CURB STOMPS Yunobo!! Sahasrahla freaks out like the rest of us but still calls for the bell!

Winner: Yunobo, by disqualification (Link is still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The fans are going nuts, because this is the first time we’ve seen Kage in five MONTHS! Kage drags Link up, pats him on the shoulder, and says, “You’re welcome, brother.” What?! And then he goes to raise Link’s hand in victory! Link pulls away, just as confused and upset as everyone else! Link asks Kage what he’s even doing, but Kage asks, “Isn’t it obvious? I’m helping you!” What? Since when does Kage want to help Link?! Yunobo gets up, and he’s also mad! He asks why Link would cheat to win! Link says he didn’t cheat, Kage did all this on his own! Kage says Link is being ungrateful but Link tells him to shut up!

Yunobo is still mad, and he DOUBLE LARIATS them both! The fans boo but Yunobo drags Link up and fireman’s carries. But Link slips free, shoves Yunobo away, but Yunobo blocks the superkick! Only for Kage to MASTER SWORD Yunobo down! The fans are again torn, but Kage sits Yunobo back up. Kage grabs one arm and he tells Link to get the other! Link says no! Kage calls Link “brother” again, so Link SUPERKICKS him! Kage falls right over, and Link goes out to grab the championship. Link leaves both Kage and Yunobo behind, furious over how this all just went down. What is going on in Kage’s twisted mind that he’d do this as part of his return?

 

Blood & Thunder: The Dark Forces VS The UnderWorld Order!

Even as both factions have changed, from losing members to adding members, the feud continues and escalates! Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Wizzro and Zant battle Gomess, Death Sword, Scaldera and Hollywood ReDead himself, with a golden opportunity on the line! Will the change to the Dark Forces bring a change of fortunes? Or will the uWo bury them once and for all?

Given the uWo got themselves in this mess, they also don’t get the advantage! The Dark Forces will be adding a man first every time, but that means someone from the uWo will be the freshest in the end. For now, this match starts with Kevin and Scaldera. The door closes, the bell rings, and the clock starts as these two tie up right away. The fans rally as the two go around. Scaldera puts Kevin on ropes, Kevin pushes back and powers Scaldera into a corner. Kevin CHOKES Scaldera, and there’s no need to let off! Kevin still does let off, to then TOSS Scaldera across the ring! The fans fire up while Scaldera flounders towards the second ring.

Kevin storms after Scaldera, grabs him through No Man’s Land, but Scaldera HOTSHOTS Kevin back! Kevin staggers away, Scaldera gets back into the first ring, and he RAMS Kevin into the steel cage! Fans boo but Scaldera brings Kevin around to THROW him into steel! Kevin falls back and Scaldera roars while the fans boo more. Scaldera stomps Kevin around, eggs him on, then stomps him more. Kevin goes to ropes, Scaldera CHOKES him in return! The fans boo, Scaldera lets off with a clubbing crossface forearm! Scaldera sits Kevin up, and he BITES Kevin on the head! The fans boo more, and Scaldera lets off to soak up the heat.

Scaldera drags Kevin up, whips him into a corner, then runs in to clothesline! Scaldera then whips corner to corner, runs in again and clotheslines! The fans boo as Scaldera then reels Kevin in for a SIDEWALK SLAM! But the countdown is nearing the end! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The Dark Forces send… Volga! The Dragon Knight rushes down, slides in, and dodges Scaldera to SLINGBLADE! The fans fire up and Volga keeps moving, SLINGBLADE! Scaldera staggers up, Volga mule kicks, front kicks, then whips Scaldera to Kevin. Kevin body blows, Volga knee lifts, and Kevin BOOTS Scaldera down!

The fans fire up with The Dark Forces as they stand tall! They drag Scaldera up, throw some more hands, then put him in a corner. They both stomp mudholes into Scaldera, then Volga scrapes his boot off Scaldera’s face. The fans rally as Volga scrubs Scaldera again and again. Volga then goes side to side to BOOT WASH Scaldera into the steel! The fans cheer, Volga takes a bow, and then Kevin drags Scaldera up. Kevin fires body shots and fast hands, then UPPERCUTS Scaldera. Scaldera wobbles, Kevin scoops him, SNAKE EYES! Kevin now runs side to side and he BOOTS Scaldera back down! The fans cheer, and Kevin also takes a bow.

Scaldera sputters and crawls back for No Man’s Land, but Volga hurries right into the second ring to cut him off. Scaldera looks up and sees Volga there. Scaldera stands up and turns around, to see Kevin. Scaldera realizes he’s caught between the two! He tries to go to one side, but Volga steps in his way. Scaldera tries to go the other way, but Kevin steps in his way. And then Kevin and Volga start throwing hands! The fans cheer as Scaldera gets mugged in the very middle of the rings! Volga ROCKS Scaldera, he and Kevin coordinate and they both run, and they SANDWICH Scaldera between them! The fans cheer and they both take a bow!

But now the countdown’s back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The UnderWorld Order sends out… Gomess! Gomess practically glides down the ramp with the help of his Keese minions, then he gets right into the ring! Volga intercepts and the two start throwing wild hands! The fans fire up, especially as Volga gets the edge! Volga whips, Gomess reverses, but Volga goes up and over in the corner! Kevin runs in but Gomess dodges! Volga runs back in but Gomess sends him into Kevin! Scaldera runs in to clothesline them both! Scaldera then sends Volga to Gomess for a back drop! Scaldera CHOKES Kevin in the corner!

Gomess stomps Volga to a corner, Volga goes into No Man’s Land, so Gomess pursues him into the second ring. Kevin pulls Scaldera’s hands away from his throat, kicks low, then bumps Scaldera off the buckles. Gomess bumps Volga off buckles, then he stomps a mudhole in. Kevin throws Scaldera into the steel! Scaldera staggers, Kevin LARIATS him down! Gomess brings Volga up, whips corner to corner, but Volga reverses! Volga runs in, forearm smash, then he goes side to side! Forearm smash again! Volga goes side to side the other way, only for Gomess to send him into steel! Volga staggers back, Gomess LARIATS him down!

Gomess and Kevin stare down from across the way. They egg each other on, and so Gomess storms into the first ring! Kevin ROCKS Gomess first! Gomess staggers back, but returns to ROCK Kevin! Kevin ROCKS Gomess again, but Gomess ROCKS Kevin back! The fans fire up as they keep going back and forth, and the countdown returns! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” Zant ushers Wizzro out, which Wizzro is surprised by, but he still hurries down to the ring. Wizzro stops before the door, and he looks under the ring! The fans fire up as Wizzro brings in a chair! Wizzro gets in, Kevin ROCKS Gomess, and Wizzro JAMS Gomess up!

Wizzro SMACKS Gomess on the back! The fans cheer, Wizzro hands the chair off to Kevin, and Kevin aims to JAM Scaldera up! And then Kevin SMACKS Scaldera on the back! Volga hobbles his way over, Kevin shoves Scaldera into a corner and stomps him down. Wizzro wedges the chair in front of Scaldera, then Volga runs in corner to corner, FULL METAL DROPKICK! The fans fire up and chant “One More Time! One More Time!” Kevin and Wizzro mug Gomess, the put him in the other corner and Volga sends the chair over. The chair is put in front of Gomess now, and Volga runs in, another FULL METAL DROPKICK!

The fans cheer while the Dark Forces OGs high-five. Volga even shows off the dent forming in the chair! That chair is tossed aside, and he stomps Gomess. Kevin throws down hands on Scaldera, and Wizzro points out the countdown! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The uWo sends… Death Sword! The wrestling reaper storms down the ramp, but he stops before going in through the doorway. Death Sword looks under the ring, and he brings out a black two-by-four, wrapped in barbed wire! What’s that written on it? “Elvira?” Well, Death Sword brings Elvira into the ring, and Wizzro runs up, but into a BOOT!

Volga turns around but Gomess anchors Volga by a foot! Volga kicks free, only for ELVIRA to hit him in the stomach! The fans go nuts, then Death Sword CLUBS Volga on the back with Elvira! Volga writhes in pain, Kevin storms up, but Gomess DROPKICKS Kevin down! And then Death Sword stands over Kevin to JAM him in the gut with Elvira! Fans boo as Death Sword leans on Elvira to dig her into Kevin! Kevin grabs at the piece of wood, even though the barbed wire is there! Kevin tries to lift Elvira away, but Scaldera drops an ax handle on his head! The fans boo while the uWo stomp away on Kevin.

Wizzro gets up, but Death Sword JAMS him with Elvira’s backside. Then Death Sword shoves Wizzro to a corner. Fans boo as Scaldera BITES Kevin’s forehead and Death Sword DIGS Elvira’s barbed wires into Wizzro’s forehead! The fans tell the uWo they’re sick as they’ve drawn blood from Kevin and Wizzro! Volga gets up and throws hands on Death Sword, but Gomess grabs him for a SLEEPER! Volga flails, Death Sword JAMS him low! Gomess hits a BIG back suplex! Death Sword then sits Volga up so he can scrape Elvira on Volga’s forehead! The fans again tell uWo they’re sick as they make Volga suffer!

The fans boo as the uWo stands over the Dark Forces, but the uWo soaks up all the heat. Zant shakes the door of the shark cage, “Let me in! LET ME IN~!” The clock is still thirty seconds away! Kevin gets up, crimson mask forming, but Gomess ROCKS him first! Kevin stays up, Gomess ROCKS him again! Kevin staggers to ropes, Volga grabs at Scaldera’s foot, but Scaldera stomps him with the other foot! Wizzro crawls into the second ring, Death Sword pursues, and the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Zant is let loose and he runs as fast as he can down the ramp! Death Sword sees him, but that distracts from Wizzro grabbing the chair!

Wizzro SMACKS Death Sword in the back! The fans fire up as Zant rummages under the ring, and he brings out a chair of his own and gets in the ring! Wizzro SMACKS Death Sword again while Zant SMACKS Scaldera! And SMACKS him again, and again, and again! Zant then JAMS Gomess, SMACKS him on the back! Zant is all fired up, and the fans are actually fired up with him! But then Zant turns around to see Scaldera is quite burning with rage! Zant sheepishly smiles and apologizes, but Scaldera choke grips him! CHOKE- SUPERKICK! Volga saves Zant from the slam, and then they DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!

The fans fire up and Zant is, too! Zant gets his chair back, Volga brawls with Gomess, and Zant looks for a good opening. Volga waistlocks Gomess and Zant raises the chair, but then Gomess switches! Volga says don’t and Zant just manages to hold back! Volga fights Gomess’ lift, switches, and Zant reloads, only for Gomess to kick him away! But Kevin’s up and he runs in, LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! The fans fire up again, and Zant hurries into the second ring. Death Sword goes to a corner, Wizzro digs his chair into him! Zant sees Elvira down on the ground. He throws his chair aside to pick Elvira up.

Zant looks Elvira over, and he grins. Zant goes to No Man’s Land so he can climb up behind Death Sword on the corner! While Wizzro keeps Death Sword in place with the chair, Zant scrapes Elvira off Death Sword’s face! Now the fans tell Zant he’s the sick one! Scaldera CLOBBERS Volga, then goes to No Man’s Land! He grabs at Zant, Zant kicks Scaldera away, but that lets Death Sword shrug Zant off. Death Sword grabs Wizzro by his head and powers out of the corner! Death Sword lifts Wizzro for a HEADBUTT! Zant loses grip of Elvira as Scaldera throws hands on him. Zant hits back, the two brawl, but Death Sword CLUBS Zant from behind!

Kevin runs up to BOOT Scaldera! Kevin throws hands on Scaldera, Death Sword throws hands on Zant, but then Scaldera and Zant both HOTSHOT them away! Scaldera ELBOWS Zant and dumps him into the second ring. Gomess is up, he throws hands on Kevin. Scaldera goes after Zant in the second ring, but Zant back elbows, UPPERCUTS, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Zant grabs a chair, and he CHUCKS it right at Scaldera’s face! Death Sword DECKS Zant! Wizzro CHOP BLOCKS Death Sword! Volga throws hands on Gomess, whips, but Gomess reverses! SLING- NO, Gomess stops that, but then Volga dodges the haymaker!

Volga runs and SLINGBLADES after all! Volga takes aim, runs in, CURB STOMP! The fans then sing, “It’s the FINAL~ COUNTDOWN~! Doodoo doo doo~! Doodoo doodoo doo~! THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” And of course, ReDead steps out of the cage. He storms down the ramp, and he locks eyes with Kevin. But then ReDead stops halfway? And he flips the Dark Forces off?! MAJORA’s music hits?! ReDead grins and laughs as he finds a way to avoid the fight! After all, Majora is still UnderWorld Order, and this match is about Dark Forces VS UnderWorld Order. The fans boo but Majora storms his way to the ring.

Kevin glares at ReDead and Volga eggs Majora on. But Gomess LOW BLOW UPPERCUTS Volga from behind!! Kevin goes after Gomess, and Majora goes looking under the ring. Majora brings out a TABLE! The fans are torn because they love tables but hate Majora! Majora puts that table in, then keeps looking for things. Scaldera BITES Zant on the forehead! Death Sword throws hands on Wizzro, and Majora brings out a trash can! Majora storms into the ring with the can, the door closes, and the bell rings again because now, Blood & Thunder can end! Majora then SMASHES the can on Volga’s head!

Wait, Ted Beedle Ossi is also heading out here? Beedle is talking with the ring crew about something. The door’s already locked shut, what more can there be? The ring crew waves for something, and… What’re those devices being brought out? They’re sparking and crackling with electricity! They’re being attached to the four corners of the double cage! Then Beedle slips the ring crew purple Rupees! He’s paid them all off to make this match even more dangerous! Majora drags Volga up, and THROWS him at the steel! BOOM, sparks fly as Volga gets zapped! Beedle and ReDead regroup on the ramp to watch the “fireworks.”

Death Sword THROWS Wizzro at steel and BOOM, more sparks fly! The fans boo but the uWo soaks it up. Scaldera drags Zant up to throw him into another side, and BOOM! Death Sword drags Kevin up, whips, but Kevin reverses! Death Sword hits the cage and BOOM! The fans fire up while the uWo freak out! Gomess runs up on Kevin but Kevin sidesteps to send him into steel! BOOM! Scaldera ROCKS Kevin, whips, but Kevin blocks! Kevin reels Scaldera in for a SPINEBUSTER! Kevin then has Scaldera’s legs for a CATAPULT that sends Scaldera in to steel! BOOM! The fans are thunderous as Kevin now stares down Majora!

Majora and Kevin circle, then they start throwing hands! The fans fire up as Kevin gets the edge! Kevin whips, but Majora stops himself from hitting steel! Only for Kevin to choke grip! Majora CLUBS at Kevin’s arm, gets free, but Kevin BOOTS him! Majora staggers, still avoids the steel, but Volga springboards in from No Man’s Land to FLYING KNEE! Majora staggers into the steel, BOOM! Death Sword is up, and he has Elvira back! Death Sword CLOBBERS Volga, then he CLUBS Kevin in the ribs! Kevin drops to a knee, Death Sword brings Elvira up, but Kevin blocks the headshot! Even though he has to grab the barbed wire!

The fans go nuts as Kevin powers up and stands to his feet! Zant springboards up and over Kevin to BLOCKBUSTER Death Sword! Kevin has Elvira for his own now, and he CLUBS Scaldera! Kevin CLOBBERS Gomess! The fans fire up as Kevin shoves Gomess and Death Sword into the second ring. Zant joins Wizzro in that ring, Volga and Kevin have Scaldera and Majora in the first ring. The Dark Forces coordinate, and together, they throw everyone into a side of the cage! QUADRUPLE BOOM!!! Volga finds that dented trash can, and he SMASHES Majora in the head with it! Kevin gut wrenches Majora, and Volga says hold on.

Volga sets the can down underneath Kevin, then takes a chair and stands it up. Volga stands on the chair so he can jump off and help in the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on the trash can!! Is that a shot at Arrow Club? Kevin folds Majora’s arms for the cover, Dark Forces win!!

Winners: The Dark Forces, by pinfall (promised future title opportunities)

The fans cheer while ReDead and Beedle are furious! The electrification is powered down, the door is opened, but The Dark Forces stay in the cage to celebrate a moment. Kevin gets a mic, and he looks right at ReDead as he says, “I don’t need any time to decide what title match I want, I knew the moment this match was made. ReDead, you dumb, rotten bast*rd, you should’ve fought this fight yourself to make sure your team won. Because now, I’m coming after you and that Million Rupee Championship! In WRESTLING ROULETTE!!” The fans go wild while ReDead is losing his mind!

It’ll be spin the wheel, make the deal, will ReDead regret trying to run from his past? Or is Kevin running headlong into a Dead End?


My Thoughts:

That’s right! Blood & Thunder turned into an exploding death match! I meant to do that the years before but there was never good story as to why, and I also just kept forgetting. But hooray for kicking it in this year to superficially up the violence in this truly fictional wrestling match. Also, I did my best to remember that there were two rings even for the other matches, adjusting some spots to match. But naturally, Thunderbird retains in his first title defense, and also naturally, Cia’s team wins so she has momentum going into the title match.

Link VS Yunobo was only tricky in the finish because I also wanted to bring Kage back around, since he wasn’t in the tournament and therefore gone for over four months. There’ll be some fun new wrinkles starting with this that of course lead to another Triforce title match. And while being promised future title matches would (rightfully) make you think someone from Dark Forces would want the top title, storytelling wise it makes sense to give Kevin one more shot at ReDead, upping things with a Spin the Wheel Make the Deal stipulation, which will also be a lot of fun.


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