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Mitchell’s NJPW World Tag League Results & Report! (11/21/23)

B Block begins their run!

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Day two belongs to B Block!

NJPW World Tag League rolls on, and after A Block set the tone, B Block looks to raise the bar as tag team champions face tag team champions! Will Bishamon take down The Headbanga & Young Guerrilla?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kickoff Match – Katsuya Murashima VS Yuto Nakashima; Nakashima wins.
  • The Gates of Agony VS Tomoaki Honma & Oskar Leube; The Gates of Agony win.
  • Six Man Tag: The United Empire VS Kaito Kiyomiya, Ryohei Oiwa & Boltin Oleg; Kaito, Oiwa & Oleg win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Master Wato, Shota Umino & Ren Narita VS Bullet Club; Tiger Mask, Wato, Shota & Narita win.
  • Six Man Tag: TMDK VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr; Atlantis & Soberano win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Alex Zayne & Lance Archer VS Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza; Zayne & Archer win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Taichi & Yuya Uemura VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr; Taichi & Yuya win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo; ELP & Hikuleo win.

PLAY BY PLAY

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr!

What in the world? Blue Justice and the Meanest Man in the World, fighting together? Well then, will this unlikeliest of pairings prove to be the most powerful of pairings? Or will the second generation luchadores be able to survive the murder grandpas?

The teams sort out, but that means Suzuki and Nagata argue about who starts. Suzuki shoves Nagata! The luchadores take the initiative and DOUBLE DROPKICK them down! The bell rings, fans fire up and the luchadores DOUBLE PLANCHA! Direct hits on both Nagata and Suzuki, and Atlantis puts Nagata in. Atlantis knees, snapmare and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Atlantis stands Nagata up, wrenches and wristlocks, then tags in Soberano. The luchadores mug Nagata, then Soberano wrenches and wristlocks, then wrenches the other way to KICK a leg! Nagata fires body shots and KICKS a leg out!

Nagata stomps Soberano, CLUBS him on the neck, then whips him to the corner. Nagata storms up, tags Suzuki, and Suzuki sneers as he stomps away on Soberano. Suzuki snapmares Soberano, shifts from chinlock to motorcycle stretch, then steps over to hammerlock with his legs. Suzuki pulls on Soberano’s other arm, then has a modified Bow ‘n’ Arrow! Soberano endures, fights to get an arm free, but Suzuki focuses on the legs! DEATHLOCK, then shift to a CROSSFACE! Soberano endures, Suzuki drags him up and whips him to the corner. Hard tag to Nagata, but he still stomps Soberano. Nagata wrenches Soberano to an ELBOW BREAKER!

Nagata drags Soberano into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Soberano fights around, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Nagata lets off fast to then wrench Soberano’s arm again and whip him to the corner. Suzuki backs up a bit, but Nagata still tags him in. Suzuki stomps Soberano, DECKS him with a forearm, then taunts Atlantis. The ref keeps Atlantis back, and Suzuki DECKS Soberano again. Suzuki stalks Soberano to ropes, drags him up and wrenches to a hammerlock. Nagata tags in and the old men mug Soberano. Nagata wrenches, throws forearms, then whips corner to corner. Soberano reverses goes up the ropes and ENZIGURIS Nagata!

Fans fire up as Soberano crawls, hot tag to Atlantis! Atlantis runs to BLAST Suzuki, then he dodges Nagata to SUPERKICK! Atlantis whips and SPINEBUSTERS Nagata, to then KNEE Nagata down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Atlantis stands Nagata up, and he clamps on a facelock. Nagata throws body shots, CLUBS him and KICKS him, then KICKS again! Atlantis flounders but Nagata KICKS him down! Nagata puts Atlantis in a corner to whip him corner to corner, and then BOOT! Nagata clinches for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Nagata keeps on Atlantis with a wrench, but Atlantis reaches out. Nagata still hits the ELBOW BREAKER!

Nagata wrenches again but Atlantis fights to ropes. Suzuki tags in to kick Atlantis low and throw forearms. Suzuki runs, but Atlantis hits a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up while both men are down! Atlantis crawls, hot tag to Soberano! Soberano goes up to CROSSBODY! He keeps moving to SOBAT, KICK and ENZIGURI! Soberano runs but Suzuki avoids the dropkick to then grab the leg! HEEL HOOK! Soberano endures, flails, crawls his way over and has the ROPEBREAK! Suzuki lets go to whip Soberano to a corner. Suzuki runs in to BOOT and snapmare, then he keeps moving to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally up while Suzuki drags Soberano up by his mask. Suzuki taunts Soberano, and Soberano CHOPS! Suzuki just smiles! Soberano is unsettled and Suzuki eggs him on. Soberano CHOPS, but Suzuki ROCKS him with a forearm! Suzuki eggs Soberano on more, so Soberano CHOPS! Suzuki forearms, Soberano CHOPS, repeat! Soberano CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki then DECKS Soberano! Fans fire up and Suzuki looms over Soberano. Suzuki stands Soberano up to fire off forearms, then he whips to ropes. Soberano reverses to DROPKICK Suzuki down! Fans rally and Soberano goes to a corner.

Soberano climbs, leaps, CROSSBODY into a FUJIWARA! Nagata intercepts Atlantis with a GUILLOTINE! The luchadores endure stereo submissions, but then Suzuki rolls Soberano to a SLEEPER! Nagata has a CROSSFACE on Atlantis! The ref checks on Soberano and the fans rally up. Soberano is fading, but then Suzuki covers, TWO!! Soberano survives and fans fire up! Suzuki drags Soberano up to fire forearms, and Nagata sends Atlantis into railing! Suzuki whips, Soberano springboards up and over! Soberano kicks, runs, Suzuki follows to get around, SLEEPER! Soberano flails, Suzuki spins him around, GOTCH-

NO, Soberano back drops free! And dropkicks a leg out! Then a roll and cradle, Soberano & Atlantis win!!

Winners: Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Suzuki earn 0)

Suzuki is stunned but he got caught off guard! Suzuki storms off in frustration, will he and his age old rival just have to be sharper next time? As for the second generation luchadores, is this the beginning of big things for them in NJPW?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Alex Zayne & Lance Archer VS Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza!

#MonsterSauce reunites in hopes they finally feast on some gold, but they’re up against the Bullet Club Rogue Army! Will the Rogue General and the Red Commando represent not just Bullet Club but NJPW Tamashii? Or will Zayne & Archer be so hot, #EverybodyDies?

Archer walks to the ring with Zayne, but then has to go backstage for some reason? Did he forget to victimize a Young Lion or something? Anyway, Archer comes back, the teams sort out, and Archer steps up. Fale wants to meet him, but Bonza says he’ll take on Archer. Archer wants to make sure Bonza’s sure, and Bonza says hell yeah. The bell rings, Bonza shoves Archer, but Archer shoves back. Bonza runs to RAM Archer, but Archer doesn’t budge. Archer dares Bonza to try that again, and Bonza runs to RAM Archer! That doesn’t do it, so Bonza says one more. The fans fire up, but Bonza fakes Archer out to poke him in the eye!

Bonza kicks a leg, CLUBS away on Archer, and fires up as he strikes a pose. But then Archer just stands back up! Fale warns Bonza, Bonza backs up into Archer and knows he’s in trouble. Archer SPITS at Bonza, then DECKS him! Archer bumps Bonza off buckles, then off more buckles, then he tags in Zayne. Fans fire up as Archer sends Zayne in to back elbow! Archer back elbows, then Zayne runs in, HIP TOSS CANNONBALL! Zayne then slingshots to RANA Bonza away! Bonza ends up in the opposite corner, Zayne runs in, but Bonza FLAPJACKS Zayne off buckles! And he feeds Zayne to Fale’s LARIAT! The ref reprimands, but he also has to keep Archer back.

Bonza stomps Zayne out of the ring, and Fale whips Zayne into railing! Bonza goes out to fetch Zayne into the ring, then he drags Zayne around. LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Bonza stays between Zayne and Archer, then bumps Zayne off buckles. Tag to Fale and the Rogue Army mugs Zayne. Fale then BLASTS Archer! Archer comes right back, runs the ref over, and he fires hands with Fale! Fale ROCKS Archer, TOSSES him, then tells the ref to do his job! Fale tags Bonza and Bonza storms up on Zayne. Bonza trips Zayne, steps through, and turns Zayne over. Sharpshooter becomes Deathlock, and Deathlock becomes Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch!

Zayne endures as Bonza bends him back. The fans rally, but Bonza stands to let Zayne go and sit him up. Bonza KICKS Zayne, flips off Archer, then tags in Fale. The Rogue Army mugs Zayne, but Zayne throws hands on Fale! Archer coaches Zayne but Fale throat chops him! Fale whips corner to corner to SPLASH Zayne! Cover, TWO! Zayne survives and the fans fire up. Fale drags Zayne around, and then stands on Zayne! Archer shoves Fale off of Zayne, but Fale tags Bonza. The Rogue Army drags Zayne away from Archer and Bonza CLUBS him down! And stomps him! Bonza grinds Zayne’s arm but the fans rally up.

Zayne throws body shots, and forearms, and reaches out for Archer, but Bonza holds on! Zayne throws more forearms, still reaches out, but then dodges Bonza’s lariat to schoolboy, only for Bonza to avoid the Eddy Gordo kick! Bonza waistlocks, lifts Zayne up, GERMAN SUPLEX! Zayne lands on his feet! And ROLLING AX KICKS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Zayne and Bonza crawl, hot tags to Fale and Archer! The big men RAM shoulders, and RAM again! And again! Archer ROCKS Fale, Fale ROCKS Archer, repeat! The behemoths go back and forth, the fans fire up, and Fale gets the edge!

Fale puts Archer in the corner, Zayne sneaks a tag. Fale whips, Archer reverses, and then sets up so Zayne can LEAP FROG SHOTGUN! The fans fire up with Monster Sauce as Archer CHOKE SLAM SAULTS Zayne on Fale! Cover, TWO!! Fale survives but Zayne senses they’re close. Zayne CLUBS away on Fale, then throws forearms. Fale wobbles but stays up, so Zayne throws forearms, an ELBOW, and a SOBAT! Zayne runs, but Fale SAMOAN DROPS him! Tag to Bonza and he hurries to get Zayne for a cover, TWO! Bonza is frustrated but the fans rally up. Bonza kicks Zayne around, but Zayne rises up. Bonza ROCKS Zayne!

Zayne ROCKS Bonza in return! Bonza ROCKS Zayne, but Zayne ROCKS Bonza! Bonza ROCKS Zayne, but Zayne winds up to ROCK Bonza! Zayne fires off a flurry but Bonza knees low! Bonza runs but Zayne ELBOWS! Zayne runs but Bonza ELBOWS! Bonza whips, Zayne gets under the lariat to hook the arms! Bonza fights the backslide, steps back, and he deadlifts to a SITDOWN POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fale runs in to BLAST Archer! Bonza hits a BACKBREAKER, Fale hits the ELBOW DROP! Cover, Archer breaks it! The fans fire up, Fale whips but Archer reverses to TOSS Fale! Archer then goes to the apron to CANBONBALL!!

Archer roars and the fans fire up with him! Bonza CHOPS Archer on the back, but that just upsets Archer. Archer swings, misses, and Bonza HOTSHOTS him down! Zayne runs in at Bonza but Bonza drop toeholds him into buckles! Gator roll and- NO, Zayne fights the DDT to put Bonza up top! Zayne SLAPS Bonza, goes up after him, and the fans rally up. Bonza throws hands on Zayne, shoves him, but Zayne backflips away! Archer runs in, step-up KNEE! Archer lifts Bonza in the reverse crucifix, BLACKOUT BOMB!! Zayne says “ITADAKIMASU~!” Zayne goes up top, to CINNAMON TWIST!! Cover, Monster Sauce wins!

Winners: Alex Zayne & Lance Archer, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bullet Club earns 0)

Zayne & Archer were too hot to handle and they have a tasty two points! Will they keep turning up the heat until they’re at the head of the table? Will the Rogue Army be able to regroup and redeem themselves next round?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Taichi & Yuya Uemura VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr!

The Holy Emperor is once again KOPW Champion, and he teams up with Heat Storm to bring more gold to Just5Guys! But Gene Blast brings in “The King of the World” from CMLL to go sailing towards the trophies! Will Yota & Zandokan drop anchor on Taichi & Yuya? Or will their ship be sunk right out the gate?

The teams sort out and Yuya starts against Tsuji. The fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle, tie up, and Tsuji kicks low. Things speed up, Yuya drops then hurdles, but Tsuji stops himself to tag in Zandokan. Fans rally as Zandokan eggs Yuya on, but then Yuya drops back to tag Taichi. And then Yuya BLASTS Tsuji, and goes out to RAM him into railing! And then whip into more railing! Tsuji tumbles out into No Man’s Land and Yuya goes after him with haymakers. They go around behind commentary while Taichi and Zandokan stand off. Yuya stomps Tsuji, throws haymakers, but Tsuji hits back with forearms!

Tsuji SMACKS Yuya off commentary! Tsuji then storms his way around the railing, but Taichi backs him off. Tsuji grins and Taichi helps Yuya up. Red Shoes has everyone stand down, and Zandokan returns to the ring. Taichi follows, and Zandokan attacks! Zandokan whips Taichi to ropes, but Taichi BOOTS back! Zandokan comes back to BOOT! Taichi KICKS, Zandokan throws a forearm! Taichi kicks again, so Zandokan throws another forearm! Taichi KICKS and KICKS and KICKS, but Zandokan ROCKS him with a forearm! Zandokan waistlocks but Taichi breaks free to ENZIGURI! Fans rally up while Taichi and Zandokan go to ropes.

Taichi stands, Zandokan runs in to run him over! Zandokan fires up and the fans cheer with him. Zandokan then offers a handshake? Taichi stands, paces, and the fans rally up. Taichi says no to the handshake but Zandokan spits on his own hand to offer the handshake again! Now Taichi definitely doesn’t want it! Taichi kicks low, swings, but Zandokan dodges to shake Taichi’s hand! Taichi wants to wipe it off on Red Shoes! Red Shoes runs around and Taichi chases him, Tsuji & Zandokan mug Taichi! They double whip and DOUBLE ELBOW Taichi, then run to DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Tsuji BLASTS Yuya off the apron, goes out after him, and whips him into railing hard! Zandokan brings Taichi out to the crowd to SMACK off the bleachers! Tsuji has Yuya in another section of the crowd to snapmare and KICK! Red Shoes reprimands them all as Zandokan SMACKS Taichi’s leg with a chair! Zandokan drags Taichi up while Tsuji leaves Yuya behind in No Man’s Land. Zandokan fireman’s carries Taichi, and brings him along to SNAKE EYES off railing! Tsuji & Zandokan then regroup and they get Taichi in the ring. Zandokan stomps Taichi’s leg, tags in Tsuji, and Tsuji stomps Taichi’s leg.

Tsuji drags Taichi around, puts some stank on his hand, but Taichi blocks! So Tsuji stomps Taichi, YANKS the bad leg, then scoops Taichi to SLAM him! Tsuji runs to SPLASH the legs! Fans rally while Taichi endures, and Tsuji tags in Zandokan. Zandokan suplexes but Taichi blocks. Zandokan keeps trying, and he gets Taichi up and over! Cover, TWO! Zandokan argues with Red Shoes, but Red Shoes says his count was fair. Taichi kicks Zandokan from below but Zandokan stomps Taichi’s legs. Tag to Tsuji and he storms up on Taichi. Tsuji stomps the bad leg, drags Taichi around, and then puts the legs on ropes!

Tsuji springboards to HIP DROP the legs! Taichi writhes and Tsuji gets in Yuya’s face, and Zandokan BITES Taichi’s foot! Red Shoes reprimands and Zandokan lets off. Tsuji gives Taichi some toying kicks and even a pie face. Taichi stands to CHOP! And kick! And KICK! Tsuji fires a flurry of forearms, then whips, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Fans fire up while both men are down. The fans rally up, Taichi and Tsuji crawl, hot tag to Yuya! Yuya fires off haymakers and CHOPS, then he DOUBLE CHOPS! Yuya throws haymaker after haymaker in the corner, but lets off as Red Shoes counts. Yuya runs corner to corner to clothesline and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Yuya drags Tsuji up. Yuya scoops, holds, and SLAMS Tsuji! Yuya runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Yuya is frustrated but he paces around Tsuji. Yuya drags Tsuji up to reel him in, but Tsuji fights the back suplex with elbows! Tsuji clinches, BACKBREAKER, COMPLETE SHOT, but Yuya avoids the stomp to waistlock! Tsuji switches but Yuya sends Tsuji into Taichi’s mule kick! Yuya DOUBLE CHOPS, Taichi BOOTS, and Yuya hits the BIG back suplex! Cover, Zandokan breaks it! Taichi throws Zandokan out, and Yuya fires up! The fans rally behind him as he climbs a corner. Yuya leaps, but has to roll through as Tsuji dodges!

Yuya runs back in but Tsuji catches him, BACKBREAKER, COMPLETE SHOT and STOMP! Fans fire up and Tsuji whips but Yuya reverses to DROPKICK! Both men are down and the fans rally up again. Hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up on Tsuji, gives him some toying kicks, then some Kawada Kicks! Tsuji goes to a corner, Taichi runs in and BOOTS! Tsuji BOOTS but Taichi blocks! Tsuji brings Taichi down to STOMP him! Fans fire up and Tsuji hobbles over, tag to Zandokan! Zandokan stomps away on Taichi, then whips him corner to corner. Taichi reverses, Zandokan goes up and over then around to ENZIGURI!

Fans fire up and Zandokan drags Taichi up. Zandokan reels Taichi in, underhooks and lifts, but Taichi fights it! Taichi back drops Zandokan away, and goes to a corner. Zandokan rises up, runs in, but into a BOOT! Zandokan roars but Taichi AX BOMBERS! Zandokan stays up, roars again, but Taichi GAMANGIRIS him down! The fans rally and Taichi stands, OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi BUZZ- NO, Zandokan blocks and CHOPS! Taichi sputters, rises up, and Zandokan eggs him on. Taichi KICKS Zandokan in the chest! Zandokan stays up to CHOP again! Taichi grits his teeth while his chest is stinging, and Zandokan eggs him on again.

Taichi KICKS Zandokan, and eggs him on in return, even those his chest is bleeding from those chops! Zandokan spits on his hand again so Taichi dodges! Only to run into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Cover, Yuya breaks it! Fans rally up, Yuya drags Zandokan up, but Zandokan CHOPS! Yuya is stinging, but he DOUBLE CHOPS in return! Yuya runs, into a fireman’s carry, SNAP DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Tsuji drags Yuya out of the ring and has him on the railing. Fans rally as Tsuji calls to Zandokan, and Zandokan builds speed, to DIVE and SPLASH Yuya on the railing!! Zandokan then goes after Taichi, kick and Canadian Rack, DOMINATOR!! Cover, TWO!!!

Taichi survives and the fans fire up again! Zandokan roars and he drags Taichi back up. Zandokan reels Taichi in, hooks the arms, but Taichi again fights the lift. Zandokan still gets Taichi up but Taichi fights free. Taichi wrenches, Zandokan avoids the Ax Bomber and Taichi keeps going. Zandokan pops Taichi up for Tsuji to KNEE! And then they get Taichi up, underhook the arms, for the ANCHOR!! The fans fire up again as Tsuji climbs and Zandokan gives him the boost! Yuya runs in to DROPKICK Zandokan! Tsuji rolls through the crash landing to JUMP KNEE! Yuya ROCKS Tsuji! Tsuji rebounds, but into an arm-drag!

Yuya spins Tsuji up to hook the arms, OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Zandokan dodges Yuya to spin him and HEADBUTT! Yuya flounders, Zandokan runs in at Taichi but only gets buckles! And then the GAMANGIRI! Yuya runs to DROPKICK Zandokan in the corner! Taichi aims, TENSHO JUJIHO! Yuya PLANCHAS Tsuji! Taichi gets Zandokan up, BLACK MEPHISTO!! Cover, J5G wins!

Winners: Taichi & Yuya Uemura, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Tsuji & Zandokan earn 0)

The KOPW Champion finishes this one off, keeping that momentum from when he dethroned Sho. But will Taichi & Yuya be able to keep this momentum going until they have the World Tag League trophies? Tsuji manages to smile even in defeat, will he and Zandokan be better prepared for their next opponents?

 

2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo w/ Jado!

Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi are IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, and after Lonestar Shootout, the Headbanga & Young Guerrilla are still NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions! This battle is for more than just two points, this is for golden tickets to cash in later! Who establishes tag team superiority in B Block’s first round main event?

The fans already rally for “E L P! E L P!” but then they also cheer on “BI-SHA-MON! BI-SHA-MON!” ELP and Leo want to shake hands, but Goto & Hashi are hesitant. They do accept, and the fans applaud the sportsmanship. The teams then sort out and Leo starts against Goto. Fans rally and the two circle. They tie up, and Leo powers Goto to ropes. Goto turns things around, Red Shoes counts the ropebreak, and Goto lets off. Leo gives a shove, but Goto avoids the elbow to kick low. Goto headlocks, Leo powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! Leo doesn’t budge, so Goto runs again. Goto RAMS Leo, but still nothing.

Goto runs again, ducks ‘n’ dodges to RAM Leo! Leo rebounds to run Goto over! Leo runs but Goto avoids the elbow drop! Leo avoids the Penalty Kick, and the fans cheer. Goto and Leo stare down, then back away, to tag in ELP and Hashi. Fans rally as Headbanga and Headhunter stare down, the fans chanting and dueling. ELP gets a “YO-SHI HA-SHI!” chant going, so Hashi revels in it. Hashi and ELP tie up, ELP waistlocks but Hashi wrenches out. Hashi wristlocks, but ELP rolls, handsprings, and wrenches back to waistlock, half nelson, headlock, snapmare, but Hashi headscissors. ELP kips free and the fans cheer.

ELP talks strategy with Leo, and ELP wants Hashi to start a chant for him. So Hashi does! “E L P! E L P!” ELP thanks Hashi and Hashi gets the fans even louder. ELP and Hashi shake hands again, but Hashi kicks low! Hashi headlocks, ELP throws body shots, but Hashi grinds the hold. ELP powers up and out, but Hashi runs him over! Fans rally, things speed up, but Hashi stops himself to avoid the hurdle. But then ELP cartwheels away to avoid the dropkick! They keep moving, Hashi hurdles but ELP shoves to DROPKICK! ELP handsprings up and fans cheer the exchange. ELP then stands Hashi up to CHOP!

Hashi goes to ropes and ELP gets fans to “WOO~!” ELP whips, Hashi reverses to mule kick and BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up, Hashi aims from a corner, and Hashi runs in to CHOP ELP! ELP sits down in the corner, Hashi drags him up, and Hahsi whips. ELP blocks, but Hashi sends him back to the corner. ELP goes up and over, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and ELP CROSSBODIES! Then he somersaults to LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer and ELP drags Hashi up. ELP hits a BIG atomic drop! Hashi hobbles around, but then so does ELP because of his knee taking some damage. ELP whips, Goto tags in and Hashi reverses, they run ELP over!

Hashi runs, ZANMAI! Hashi then BLASTS Leo, he and Goto drag ELP up, and se no, they HAMMER away on ELP’s back! Fans cheer, Leo protests, but Hashi stalks ELP to a corner. Hashi keeps ELP from Leo, and CHOPS him! Goto drags ELP up, Red Shoes counts, but Hashi CHOPS again! Hashi tags Goto, but ELP kicks back. ELP fires forearms, Goto ROCKS ELP, and Goto stomps ELP to a corner. Goto CLUBS ELP, ELP throws forearms and the two brawl. Goto KICKS ELP down! Goto whips corner to corner, runs in, MURAMASA! And SAIDO! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up behind “E L P!” as he endures a chinlock.

Goto digs his elbow into ELP’s face, then JAMS him! Goto whips ELP to the corner, tags Hashi, and Hashi brings ELP up. ELP throws forearms, but Hashi CHOPS him down! Cover, ONE!! Hashi BLASTS Leo, then he brings ELP up again. Red Shoes keeps Leo back but ELP throws hands. Hashi throws a body shot, then a CHOP! Fans fire up as ELP stays put. ELP CHOPS back, but Hashi comes back to CHOP! ELP staggers around, Hashi reels him in and then hangs him out to dry! Goto holds ELP in place so Hashi can run and DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! ELP crawls but Hashi keeps him away from Leo, then drags him all the way back.

Tag to Goto, he stomps ELP, and then Bishamon drags ELP up. DOUBLE back suplex, but ELP lands out of it! ELP goes up and over, then under, but Goto grabs legs! ELP BOOTS Goto into Hashi, hot tag to Leo! Leo UPPERCUTS Goto, scoops Hashi, but Hashi slips free. Hashi dodges a lariat but not the BOOT! Leo scoops Goto to SNAKE EYES! Leo keeps moving and he LARIATS Goto down! The fans fire up and Leo waits on Hashi. Choke grip, but then Goto gets up. So Leo grabs him, too! But Bishamon breaks free, kick and whip, but Leo breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT! Fans fire up with Leo as he aims again.

Leo waits on Goto to rise, then choke grips. GOD- NO, Goto slips free to fire off forearms! Goto runs, LARIATS, but Leo stays up! Leo swings, Goto blocks the lariat to spin Leo around, but Leo suplexes first! Fans fire up with Leo and he tags in ELP! ELP BLASTS Hashi before he hauls Goto up. Straitjacket torture rack, and Leo runs, BOOT into the UFO NECKBREAKER!! Cover, Hashi breaks it! Leo grabs Hashi but Hashi ROCKS Leo! And CHOPS ELP! And ROCKS Leo! And repeat! But Leo UPPERCUTS Hashi, CHOPS him down, and then ELP goes up a corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto Hashi! Fans fire up and Leo hauls Goto up!

Leo calls to ELP, and ELP climbs. Leo has Goto up, POWERBOMB to SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Goto survives and ELP can’t believe it! Fans rally up, though, and ELP slashes his throat. ELP drags Goto up, reels him in, but Goto CHOPS! And CHOPS! ELP BUZZSAWS, and then he tucks the arms! Goto fights the lift, slips free and ROCKS ELP! ELP boots but Goto deflects it to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Goto and ELP crawl, hot tags to Leo and Hashi! Fans fire up as Hashi runs in, dodges Leo and fires forearms and CHOPS! Hashi whips, Leo blocks! Leo whips Hashi to a corner, runs in but Hashi dodges!

Hashi returns to CHOP! Hashi whips Leo, Leo reverses but Hashi sunset flips! Leo stays up, but Hashi avoids the leg drop! Hashi BASEMENT DROPKICKS! Fans fire up with Hashi and he watches Leo go to a corner. Hashi runs in, to clothesline! Hashi then pushes Leo out and goes up top. BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Leo survives and the fans rally again. Hashi has the fans fire up more, and he waits on Leo to stand. Hashi then runs, LARIATS, but Leo shakes his head no! Hashi runs again, LARIATS, but it’s still not enough! Hashi runs, dodges the boot, but Leo blocks the superkick to ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down and fans fire back up!

Hashi and Leo stir, and Leo rises up first! Leo fires himself up, whips Hashi to ropes, but Hashi DROPKICKS the powerslam down! And then BUTTERFLY LOCK! ELP DROPKICKS Hashi, and BLASTS Goto! ELP helps Leo up, and they whip Hashi to a corner. ELP DROPKICKS, then feeds Hashi to the POWERSLAM! The fans fire up again and #ELeoP aim from opposite corners. Hashi rises, SUDDEN- NO, Hashi blocks that, only for Leo to grab him! But Hashi slips free, shoves Leo at ELP, but ELP moves Leo aside, HIDDEN GAP! Goto clotheslines ELP out of the ring! Hashi dodges a lariat, shoves Leo but Leo ROCKS Goto!

Leo runs back at Hashi, he gets around and holds Leo against ropes for Goto to LARIAT! Hashi SUPERKICKS, Goto HEADBUTTS, and fans fire up with Bishamon as they call their shot! Dragon sleeper and the leg hold, but Leo BOOTS Hashi away! Goto tries to suplex but Leo is too big! Leo suplexes, but Hashi dropkicks the legs! Goto gets Leo up, and Hashi has the legs again, but for G Y R!! Cover, TWO!!! Leo survives and fans fire up again! Goto drags Leo up, dragon sleepers, and Hashi has the legs once more. SHOTO!!! Cover, ELP barrels into Goto to break it!! Fans are thunderous as ELP saves Leo and the match!

ELP drags Goto up to CHOP, and he also ROCKS Hashi! CHOP, ROCK, BOOT, but Goto blocks one! Hashi SUPERKICKS, Goto fireman’s carries! FIERCE FLASH into SHO- NO! ELP BOOTS Hashi away, goes up and around Goto and then shoves him into Hashi! ELP uses Goto as a step to SATELLITE DDT Hashi!! Then he dodges Goto to SUDDEN DEATH! ELP and Leo reset, they aim from the corners, and Hashi stands into SUDDEN DEATH! Choke grip, ELP DIVES onto Goto! GODSEND for Hashi!! And then the boosted THUNDERKISS 86!!! Cover, E-LEO-P WINS!!!

Winners: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bishamon earns 0)

Incredible! The NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions just pinned THE IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions! Will Goto & Hashi be able to #GetBackUp and #TurnItAllAround from this shocking opening round upset?

As for those NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions, Leo gets the mic first to tell Bishamon, “You are the IWGP Tag Champions. Big respect. Big respect to you, Goto-san, Yoshi-Hashi, Bishamon. But… This is just the beginning. World Tag League belongs to G O D!” The fans cheer that, and Leo continues to say, “Tag League, GoD, Tokyo Dome! Tokyo Dome, GoD, Bishamon, one more time!” Fans love the sound of that! Leo vows that he and ELP become not just Strong Tag Champions but also IWGP Tag Team Champions! Leo hands the mic to ELP, and the fans rally up for “E L P! E L P!”

ELP says, “Louder so Kodani-san can hear that! E L P!” The fans get louder for ELP and “old man” Kodani. ELP then shouts, “DAISUKI, KORAKUEN HALL! I LOVE YOU!” The fans cheer, and ELP says that in their first WTL, they enter as NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions, and at Kumamoto, they will finish WTL as champions! Then, like Leo just said, they’ll go to WrestleKingdom 18, inside Tokyo Dome, with all you fans, and become the NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions!! And ELP doesn’t care if you believe in Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, or Jesus Christ. Everyone can believe in G O D!!

The fans cheer as “The Big Blue Sexy Boys” are off to a strong start. But will they truly be NJPW Strong through the entire tournament and into the New Year?

 

Here are the current B Block standings.

ELP & Hikuleo: 1-0, 2 points
Atlantis Jr. y Soberano Jr: 1-0, 2 points
Alex Zayne & Lance Archer: 1-0, 2 points
Taichi & Yuya Uemura: 1-0, 2 points
Bishamon: 0-1, 0 points
Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr: 0-1, 0 points
Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza: 0-1, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki: 0-1, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great second day for WTL and first night for Block B. Great surprise that Atlantis & Soberano beat the murder grandpas but it feels like Nagata & Suzuki are going to parallel #DespeWato where they don’t pull it together until a few rounds in. Good match from Monster Sauce VS Rogue Army, and a good showing for Bonza on NJPW prime programming, but great win for Archer & Zayne. Similarly, Zandokan looks great, but Taichi just won back the KOPW Championship so he isn’t losing so soon. It’ll probably be on Yuya when the team loses so that there’s nothing more owed to the other team.

And what an awesome move for the opening round’s main event to be Champions VS Champions. That was definitely a tag title level match, and I didn’t expect ELP & Leo to win that. Great win for them to start WTL, and that really could end up the WrestleKingdom match. And even if not, this whole tournament is going to be good stuff, and they’re getting ready to stuff Thanksgiving Weekend with it.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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