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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (11/30/23)

Who grabs golden tickets to Final Battle?

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Will The Peacock once again be the star of ROH?

With Final Battle on the horizon, ROH’s best battle to be in the World Television Championship match! Who will qualify and head to Garland, Texas?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Lee Johnson; Eddie wins and denies Lee a title match.
  • The Infantry VS “The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate; The Infantry wins.
  • Trish Adora VS Emi Sakura; Sakura wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch w/ Rachael Ellering & Marina Kanellis-Bennett VS Heather Reckless; Leyla wins.
  • Willie Mack VS Robert Anthony; Mack wins.
  • Billie Starkz VS Marina Shafir; Billie wins.
  • ROH World TV Championship Survival of the Fittest Qualifier: Dalton Castle w/ The Boys VS Evil Uno; Castle wins and advances to Final Battle.
  • Brandon Cutler & Colt Cabana VS GPA & Trevor Outlaw; Cutler & Cabana win.
  • ROH World TV Championship Survival of the Fittest Qualifier: Gringo Loco VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Komander wins and advances to Final Battle.
  • La Faccion Ingobernable VS Spanish Announce Project; LFI wins.
  • Nyla Rose VS Zoey Lynn; Nyla wins.
  • The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson VS The Butcher & The Blade; Butcher & Blade win.
  • Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Action Andretti; Cage wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Well, it would be, but Lexi Nair and Billie are both afraid. The Fallen Goddess doesn’t understand. How can Billie be so good in singles matches, but every time they team up, they lose?! But Athena promised herself she wouldn’t get mad. She expected Billie to be the weak link, and she can’t get upset time and time again when Billie fails her. But tonight, Billie can fix it! She’ll go 1v1 with Marina Shafir, beat the brakes off her, and make an example out of her after Marina and her “little buddy,” Ronda, embarrassed them last week. Understand? Understood. Good, now go get ready.

Billie heads out, and Athena asks if Lexi is ready to back her up on this. Oh yes. Athena then looks to the camera to tell Eddie Kingston, “I know that you don’t come to my show very often and you haven’t been here for awhile, but the next time I hear you talk about my show, and me, ROH Women’s World Champion, not carrying my weight, oh, I’m gonna backfist you to the future.” Lexi echoes, “Backfist to the future.” Athena says her bag is so heavy from carrying not just every porcelain hussy, not just this ROH Women’s Division, but the entire damn show! Tell ’em! Athena IS the standard, the workhorse! She is her! Put some respect on the Fallen Goddess, the Alpha, the Gatekeeper!

But most of all, the FOREVER ROH Women’s World Champion! Lexi echoes that and Athena blows a kiss bye. Surely The Mad King didn’t mean to offend Athena, but will the top champions of ROH hold this brand up? Speaking of…

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Lee Johnson!

While The Mad King has the AEW Continental Classic tournament to think about, he is NOT going to shirk his responsibilities to this brand! Will Eddie lead by example and get a win between rounds? Or will Big Shotty earn himself a shot?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we’re on the clock. The fans rally for Eddie as he and Lee tie up, and Eddie headlocks for a takeover. Lee headscissors, Eddie kips free, and fans continue to rally. Lee and Eddie feel things out, tie up, and Eddie waistlocks. Lee switches, Eddie switches, but Lee switches again. They keep going, Lee snapmares, then headlocks. Eddie slips out to wrench and wristlock, but Lee rolls, kips and trips to cover, ONE!! Lee goes to a corner and the fans rally up again. Eddie shakes out his hand and nods as he resets with Lee. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Eddie powers out.

Lee dodges the clothesline, Eddie runs, but Lee DROPKICKS him down! Cover, ONE!! Lee hurries to facelock Eddie, Eddie has the ROPEBREAK! Lee lets off and fans rally up for Eddie again. Eddie and Lee reset, feel things out, and the two tie up. They break, Lee dodges a chop but runs into a BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! Eddie stomps Lee, stomps him again, then stands Lee up to CHOP! Lee falls, Eddie covers, TWO! Eddie keeps cool and he brings Lee up. Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! Eddie HEADBUTTS Lee back down! Fans cheer while Eddie shakes out the stars. Eddie shakes his hand out, stalks Lee, and YANKS Lee up!

Lee lands on his feet, slides under, and SATELLITE DDTS! Fans rally up while both men are down, and a standing count starts. Eddie and Lee stir, fans rally behind Eddie but Lee slaps some sense into himself. Lee runs up but Eddie ELBOWS him! Eddie runs, into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Lee is a little frustrated but he drags Eddie up. Eddie fights the back suplex with elbows! Eddie then SAIDOS! Lee flounders, Eddie fires up and he drags Lee up again. EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this and fans rally up. Eddie powers up the hand and fans fire up. Lee stands, ducks the uraken and ELBOWS Eddie!

Lee QUEBRADAS for the NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up as Lee climbs, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives and Lee is stunned! Fans rally, Lee fires himself back up, and Lee stands Eddie up. Eddie CHOPS! Lee SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! Lee reels Eddie in, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives again and fans fire up! Lee is beside himself, wondering what he must do. But the clock is on his side as we’re approaching the limit. Lee stands Eddie up, but Eddie fights the suplex to wrench, waistlock and HALF ‘N’ HALF! Straps come down, URAKEN!! Cover, Eddie wins!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (denies Lee Johnson a title opportunity)

Big Shotty tried but could not take Eddie down! However, Eddie still shows Lee respect with the Code of Honor handshake. What will it take for Lee to make it into that next level of competition? Was this just what Eddie needed to be ready for Bryan Danielson this Saturday on Collision?

 

Backstage interview with Rachael Ellering.

Lexi is with the Queen of Strong Smile and says last time we saw her, she teamed with Leyla Hirsch against the Renegade Sisters. Robyn & Charlette really went after Leyla’s leg, does Rachael have any injury updates? Yes, Leyla is doing better these last few days, but…. In walks Maria Kanellis. Maybe she can give us an update. Yes, Leyla is doing just fine, in great spirits, and Maria has been in touch with Leyla, not sure if Rachael has, though. Rachael asks Maria a question: Any idea what Maria’s conversation with the Renegades was about? The Renegades? Maria pretends not to remember.

Leyla walks in, she thanks Maria for checking on her and walking to the back with her. And yeah, that thing with the Renegades. What was that about? Maria says she was just introducing herself to them. Oh, is that so? Well, Leyla has a match, so Leyla wants to make sure she’ll be there for her. Both Maria and Rachael say yes. Leyla sighs and heads out, and Maria follows. Rachael gives a sarcastic smile, but will Leyla have to decide between business and friendship?

 

Leyla Hirsch w/ Rachael Ellering & Marina Kanellis-Bennett VS Heather Reckless!

Just as they said, the Queen of Strong Smile and the First Lady of Wrestling are accompanying LEGIT Leyla out to ringside. They both want to show their support, will it help Leyla get back on track? Or will having these distractions prove to be reckless?

The Code of Honor is skipped, and the bell rings. Leyla mocks Heather’s height, even though she’s maybe an inch taller. Fans rally up while Heather and Leyla stare down. They tie up, Leyla headlocks, but Heather powers out. Leyla runs Heather over, flexes, then things speed up. Leyla drops, waistlocks and rolls, but Heather arm-drags free! Heather kicks but right into Leyla’s clinch and BACKBREAKER! Then a GUT WRENCH SUPLEX throws Heather away! Fans rally up, Maria applauds, and Leyla kicks Heather around. Leyla CHOKES Heather on the ropes, the ref counts but Leyla lets off. Leyla CLUBS away on Heather in the corner!

The ref counts, Leyla lets off, and she snap suplexes Heather away. Fans cheer, Leyla brings Heather up, and Leyla suplexes again. Leyla holds Heather up this time, to then SLAM her down! Fans fire up, Leyla drags Heather around, then runs, but into an UPPERCUT! Heather then jumps up, but Leyla blocks the cutter to make it a SLAM! LEGIT ARMBAR!! Heather taps, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

Maria and Rachael both applaud as Leyla gets a fast win. But Rachael side eyes Maria. Leyla avoids them both, no handshakes needed. Will Leyla make herself the leader of this rather than Rachael’s friend and Maria’s follower?

 

Billie Starkz VS Marina Shafir!

As The Fallen Goddess said, when she and her Minion In Training teamed up against the MMA Horsewomen, they couldn’t pull off the win. But with Billie going it alone, will she be able to solve The Problem?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Marina doesn’t let go. Billie says it was nothing personal, but then she SLAPS Marina! Billie gets away, the ref keeps Marina back, and Billie says she has 20. Billie takes her time pacing around and thinking on a plan. Billie slides in at 7 but Marina storms up on her. Billie bails out and says that’s not fair! She needs to warm up. Billie does jumping jacks, the new ring count is 5 of 20 but Billie gets her ten in. Fans rally up as Billie storms up the steps, then climbs the corner to get in. Marina runs in, Billie dodges and rolls her up, ONE! Billie headlocks, Marina powers out, but Billie holds ropes.

Marina fakes Billie out on the run up, so Billie kicks at nothing. Marina then kicks low, and she rams hips into Billie! Then a SAYANAGI! Marina has a leg, Billie kicks her but Marina cartwheels through, to come back and kick Billie down. Marina drags Billie up, puts her on ropes and KICKS her in the back! Marina then goes to the apron, but Billie avoids the knee to shove Marina down! Billie DIVES, but Marina catches her! And THROWS her into railing! Marina runs up but Billie avoids the boot! Marina gets stuck on railing and Billie claws the eyes! Fans rally, the ref reprimands, but Billie brings Marina around to RAM into more railing!

Fans fire up while Billie snarls and stalks Marina. Marina staggers up, but Billie reels her in to snap suplex to the floor! Billie then throws Marina by her hair! The ref reprimands, Billie tells her to shut up, and Billie puts Marina in. Billie climbs up, fans cheer, but Marina trips her up! Marina climbs up after Billie but Billie throws body shots. Billie shoves Marina away, adjusts, and BOOTS Marina! But then Marina blocks, so Billie REBOUND ENZIGURIS! And GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Billie grows frustrated, shouts at the ref, but the ref tells her to cool off. Billie storms up on Marina, wrenches an arm, and gives her scuffing kicks.

Billie eggs Marina on, but Marina throws body shots. Billie throws more kicks, but Marina catches the foot! Then she drags Billie around, facelocks, but Billie trips her! Billie has a leg, Marina gets free and CHOPS! Billie swings and DECKS Marina! Athena’s training is paying off! Billie throws more scuffing kicks, but Marina throws her down! BOOT! KICK! KICK! KICK! Billie drops to her knees, Marina runs to SLIDING BOOT! Cover, TWO! Billie is still in this and the fans rally up. Marina stalks Billie, drags her up and KICKS, but Billie blocks! Billie HEEL KICKS! Marina LARIATS! Both women are down and fans rally up again.

Billie crawls to ropes, then goes back for Marina. Fans rally up, Billie throws a forearm! Marina throws a forearm back! They stand, the forearms keep going, and fans fire up! Marina CHOPS and ROCKS and CHOPS Billie on repeat! Marina then sweeps the legs! Marina slaps herself to fire up, and she KICKS Billie! And KICKS her again! Billie writhes, Millie grabs a leg, and Marina steps through and laces Billie up, MALDOVA LOCK! Billie endures, Marina tips it to a cover, ONE!! Billie is still caught, Marina tips things over again, ONE!! Billie shifts but Marina has the leg! Billie kicks and kicks and sends Marina out!

Billie builds speed, and DIVES! A rough hit but Marina goes down all the same! Billie hobbles, she puts Marina in and then climbs up the corner. Fans fire up as Billie aims, SWANTON ONTO KNEES! Billie tries to kick but Marina gets under her to STRETCH MUFFLER, and POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! The Muffler Bomb fails to finish Billie off and Marina is shocked! Marina cradles Billie to deadlift her, but Billie fights the rest of it! Marina tries again, Billie slips around and Gory Especial! GORY BOMB! Billie hurries back up and the fans are all fired up! SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!? Marina survives, Charismatic Enigma Billie is not!

Billie is furious as she drags Marina up, and she reels Marina in. Tuck the arms, but Marina fights the lift! So Billie HEEL KICKS! And then the hooks, STAR TEN!!! Cover, BILLIE WINS!!

Winner: Billie Starkz, by pinfall

Athena is again proven right that Billie is a prodigy in singles matches! But then just like her mentor, Billie skips the Code of Honor to BOOT Marina! Billie fires off forearms on Marina and fans are torn! The ref reprimands, but Billie stomps away on Marina! Billie has a sinister smile a la Athena, and she kicks Marina out of the ring. The Fallen Goddess makes her way out with Lexi, who is now wearing graduation robes? They’re carrying items down to the ring, and Billie isn’t sure what this means. Lexi and Athena join Billie in the ring and Athena has a mic. Billie gets to put on a graduation robe of her own!

Fans cheer, “You Deserve It!” and Athena says, “Hello, future minions~! I know this is a bit of a surprise, but it is now time for our 2023 MIT graduation ceremony!” MIT is a very prestigious academy that Athena took a lot of time developing. It is for Minion empowerment! For the must-see violence! But most of all, it’s for Athena. So without further ado, here is our 2023 MIT valedictorian. This person, when Athena first met them, was very rough around the edges, and to be honest, sucked. But through Athena’s guidance, they worked so hard, and may have even changed Athena’s life for the better.

Fans cheer as the three smile, and Athena says hopefully, she has changed their life for the better. The fans cheer, “Mustard Ketchup!” because of the colors of the robes. Without further ado, the valedictorian is… LEXI NAIR! Lexi bumps Billie aside and fans boo. They thought this was for Billie! Athena says Lexi will be receiving an “Athena’s Minion” shirt, and she will be known as Minion Number Bestie! How does that make sense? Fans chant “We Want Mustard!” but Athena says they’re ruining Lexi’s moment. This is KETCHUP SEASON! Lexi, please say a few words for these Chicago… a-holes.

Fans boo more, Lexi gets the mic to thank her mom, and… The fans boo even louder but Athena calms Lexi down. Lexi thanks Athena for getting her here. She also wouldn’t have made it through without her Minion Buddy. Lexi and Athena hug, Billie tries not to cry but fans chant for “MUSTARD! MUSTARD!” Athena says this concludes the 2023 MIT graduation! Give our participants a round of applause. We wish Lexi well in her future endeavors. Time to go, Chicago is being rude. But Billie asks Athena what about her. What about Billie? This isn’t about Billie, this is about Lexi. This not Billie’s time, it is Lexi’s time.

Billie says she’s ready, though! Athena says no and turns to leave, but Billie turns her back around! Fans fire up for “MUSTARD! MUSTARD!” Athena tells Billie to stand down. They are going to the back to celebrate Lexi. Go! Billie frowns, gets out of the ring, takes off her hat and robe, and follows Athena and Lexi. But then she THROWS Athena into railing!! Chicago goes wild and Lexi is in disbelief! But Billie RAMS Athena into the railing, grabs the belt, and says she has given Athena EVERYTHING! Now Billie takes the one thing Athena really cares about, in the ROH Women’s World Championship! And yet Athena laughs and smiles!?

Billie storms off, is this what Athena wanted all along from her Minion In Training? Is the monster going to destroy the creator at Final Battle?

 

ROH World TV Championship Survival of the Fittest Qualifier: Dalton Castle w/ The Boys VS Evil Uno!

The Peacock didn’t get to fight Samoa Joe for the TV title again, but perhaps he can be the one to pick it back up after Joe let it go. Will Castle once again be the star of ROH Television? Or will The Dark Order’s number one take the first golden ticket to Final Battle?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and Castle is all fired up. The fans are with him as he and Uno circle. They tie up, Castle powers Uno to the corner and pulls on an arm! Uno holds ropes, the ref pulls Castle away, but then Castle jukes and runs in! Uno dodges, Castle hits buckles, but then Castle dodges Uno. Uno dodges Castle, Castle dodges Uno, repeat! And again, and again, and again! Fans fire up as they keep dodging each other, but then Uno pulls Castle’s hair! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Uno CHOPS! Castle falls and gets out of the ring for The Boys to fan him off. Castle then composes himself and gets fans to fan him off.

Uno gets annoyed but Castle gets 360 degree fanning. Castle then starts to fire up again and uses the 20 count to his advantage. Castle steps up to a fan, takes the man’s head in his hands, and stares into the man’s eyes. The man stare back and that gives Castle the energy to get back in the ring. Uno shows off his hip swivel and dares Castle to hit him. Castle puts some stank on it, and he gets a leg takedown! Uno kicks Castle away quickly, but Castle comes back. Uno dodges, kicks low and throws Castle out. But The Boys get Castle back in! And Castle LARIATS Uno down! Fans fire up and Castle runs to SLIDING KNEE!

Fans rally as Uno runs to SPLASH! Castle hits another SPLASH, and fans rally up more. Castle builds up the energy, but Uno rolls out of the ring. Fans boo but Castle hurries outside. Uno RAMS Castle into the apron! And then into steel steps! Uno chases off The Boys but the fans fan Castle off. Uno throws the hand fans away! Uno puts Castle in the ring, soaks up the heat from Chicago, then he glares at The Boys. Uno slides back in after Castle, and CHOPS him down! Fans boo but Uno takes a bow. But Castle waistlocks! Uno elbows Castle away, then hits a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Uno drags Castle up to his feet.

Castle gets away, kicks but Uno blocks. Uno wants to hand the foot off to Aubrey but Aubrey refuses! Uno gets upset, but Castle CHOPS! Castle CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then whips corner to corner. Uno reverses, runs in, but Castle pops him up! Uno holds onto ropes to deny the Alabama Lift, then he lets go so he can snap suplex! Fans rally up, Uno aims as Castle rises, and Uno runs in to clothesline! And then short arm LARIAT! Uno fires up but fans boo. Castle flops out of the ring, the Boys fan him off and the fans rally up. Uno storms out after Castle, tells the Boys to get back, and he puts Castle in.

Uno storms up onto the apron, but then he SHOVES Brent into Brandon! Fans boo but Uno just cheers himself on. Uno slides in and soaks up the heat. Castle clinches Uno for an EXPLODER! Uno staggers up, into another EXPLODER! And then a waistlock, but Uno elbows free. Castle waistlocks again, Uno still throws elbows! Uno runs in, but Castle blocks the kick to hit a SAIDO! Fans fire up with Castle and he runs corner to corner, to clothesline and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans boo but Castle waistlocks Uno again. Castle then spins Uno, scoops, but Uno slips free. Uno CLUBS Castle on the back!

Uno SLAPS Castle, fans boo, but Castle blocks lariat to BACK ELBOW! Uno wobbles, Castle shoves and Alabama Lifts! Castle spins and spins and spins, for BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle wins!

Winner: Dalton Castle, by pinfall (advances to ROH Final Battle)

The Peacock just booked himself a flight to Garland, Texas! Castle says he’s having a hard time focusing, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less dangerous! Who else will join Castle in the Final Battle to crown a new World Television Champion?

 

Backstage interview with Tony Khan.

Lexi is with the owner and CEO of AEW and ROH, and says we are just weeks away from Final Battle. That’s right, December 15th, Friday night, right here on Honor Club, exclusively on WatchROH.com! Coming up in Garland, Texas, it’s gonna be a great show, and Final Battle has such a great tradition. There’s a lot of great things planned, and speaking of exciting, congratulations on graduating MIT, Lexi. Oh, thank you. She never thought it’d even happen. But then Billie walks in. She bumps Lexi aside, and says hi to Tony Khan. So uh, she didn’t graduate, but she had a 4.6 GPA. She has won over and over and over again but it is never good enough for Athena.

So she wants her shot. Billie is ready, has been ready. Give her her shout. Tony nods, and says while he doesn’t control who graduates from MIT, he does know she’s won nine straight, is one of the hottest wrestlers going right now, and absolutely deserves a title match. She gets one at FINAL BATTLE! For the ROH Women’s World Championship, Billie will challenge her mentor, Athena, in Garland, Texas! Billie thanks Tony and heads out. Tony again congratulates Lexi, and she says this is the best day of her life… But will December 15th be the best day in Billie’s life when she dethrones the Forever Champion?

 

ROH World TV Championship Survival of the Fittest Qualifier: Gringo Loco VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Chicago’s very own Crazy White Boy is about to take on the AAA World Cruiserweight Champion, only one of them heading to the Final Battle! Will things get loco tonight? Or will the Commander of Lucha look to go for another belt already?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Gringo whips Komander to a corner! Komander goes up, backflips and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Komander then SOBATS Gringo, Gringo goes to a corner, but Komander CLUBS him. Komander whips corner to corner, Gringo goes up and over, handsprings away and fans fire up. Komander runs in, Gringo dodges but then Komander hops on! Gringo stops the Code Red but Komander uses that to reverse course and arm-drag! Things speed up, Komander tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Gringo handsprings through! Gringo ducks a roundhouse, ducks a heel kick, but Komander avoids that haymaker!

Fans fire up for the standoff and both Gringo and Komander are feeling it. Komander kicks, Gringo blocks but then Komander avoids the lariat. Komander hurdles and MONEKY FLIPS Gringo, and Gringo bails out! Komander builds speed and handsprings at the ropes, but Gringo trips Komander! Gringo drags Komander onto the apron, spins him around, and YANKS him to the floor! Komander sits up, Gringo KICKS him back down! Fans rally up and Gringo drags Komander up, to CHOP! Komander hobbles away, Gringo POSTS him, and Komander hobbles away again. Gringo pursues, and he gets the fans fired up.

Gringo puts Komander in, covers, TWO! Fans rally for “Lucha Libre!” as Gringo looms over Komander. Gringo brings Komander up but Komander fires body shots. Komander ROCKS Gringo, runs, but Gringo scoops him, pops him around, SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Komander is still in this and Chicago rallies up. Gringo drags Komander back up, puts him against ropes, and CHOPS! Fans “WOO~!” and then Gringo wrenches to whip. Gringo trophy lifts, Komander slips free to shove, but Gringo ELBOWS Komander from the corner. And BOOTS! Gringo goes up, but Komander springboards to ARM-DRAG! ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Abrahantes coaches Komander. Komander refocuses, stands Gringo up, and fans duel as Komander CLUBS Gringo. Gringo CHOPS in return! Gringo whips, FLAPJACKS and then stares Komander down. Gringo runs, Komander follows, but then Komander stomps himself to avoid Gringo’s dropkick! Komander grabs the legs, and he CATAPULTS Gringo up and out! Gringo hits off the apron, gets to his feet, but Komander builds speed and goes up the corner, SUPER FLYING RANA! Fans fire up as Komander says the champ is here! Komander drags Gringo up and puts him in the ring.

Fans fire up as Komander aims, springboards, and 450 SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! Gringo survives and the fans fire up. Komander grits his teeth, drags Gringo up, and Komander fires forearm after forearm. Komander runs, Gringo scoops, but Komander RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Gringo gets out of that but Abrahantes says Komander is getting closer. Komander hauls Gringo up, whips him to a corner, but Gringo pops Komander to the apron. Gringo ROCKS Komander, then goes out to the other side of the corner. Gringo goes up, he drags Komander up to join him, but Komander throws body shots! And he SUPERKICKS the legs out!

Gringo falls back to the apron, Komander goes up the corner, and Komander tightrope walks and hops on! But Gringo turns that around to an APRON POWERBOMB!! Chicago loses its mind over that one! Komander writhes into the ring, Gringo hobbles up and climbs again! Fans rally, Gringo aims, and then jumps up, SUPER GRINGO CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Komander survives and fans are thunderous! Gringo grits his teeth, the fans are dueling between the two, and Gringo drags Komander to a drop zone. Gringo climbs up again, but Komander ENZIGURIS! Gringo is stuck up top, Komander climbs up after him!

Komander CHOPS Gringo, throws HEADBUTTS, then Komander goes to the very top. He brings Gringo up to join him, throws some body shots, and then SPRINGBOARD SUPER STEINERS!!! Cover, TWO!!! Gringo survives and shocks Komander now! The fans are thunderous again as Komander hurries to put Gringo in the drop zone. Komander climbs as fans hope they “LUCHA LIBRE! FIGHT FOREVER!” Komander is up top but Gringo trips him! Gringo then says he’s gonna kill this fool, and he goes up the corner. But Komander throws elbows! Gringo CHOPS, Komander elbows, repeat! They stand up again, and Gringo lines it up…

SUPER INVERTED SPANISH FLY!!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Gringo crawls to a cover, TWO!?!? Komander survives and no one can believe it! “This is Awesome!” and Gringo resets up top. Gringo salutes to mock Komander, then BEST MOONSAULT FLOPS as Komander moves! Gringo ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Torture rack, FLIPPING GUT BUSTER!! And the fans fire up as Komander climbs one more time! CIELITO LINDO!!! Cover, KOMANDER WINS!!

Winner: Komander, by pinfall (advances to ROH Final Battle)

The hometown hero put on one hell of a show, but it is the AAA World Cruiserweight Champion who moves on to the ROH World Television Championship match! Gringo shows Komander respect with the Code of Honor, will these two get to go another round after Final Battle?

 

Backstage interview with Tony Nese, Mark Sterling, and Jerry Lynn.

Lexi is with The Premier Athlete, his lawyer, and a member of the ROH Board of Directors. From her understanding, Sterling has some things to say. Yes, he wanted cameras to be here as proof. If Tony Nese is going to have another match with Ethan Page, then Sterling wants to be allowed ringside. Last time, Jerry’s refs were throwing Sterling out even though Sterling has a manager’s license. He deserves to be ringside, he needs to be ringside, for his clients. But then Ethan Page walks in, clapping sarcastically and saying here it is! Sterling is upset, Ethan does this every time now! But Ethan says Sterling’s the one who does this all the time!

Ethan says Sterling likes to be one step ahead so his client can snake his way to another win. Ethan already heard Sterling, Sterling wants to make sure he knows every letter of the match contract. Ethan doesn’t care what’s in it, he doesn’t care what the rules are, he just wants the rematch! Jerry has them all stop now. He promises Ethan and Nese get the rubber match. And Sterling does make a good point, he does have a manager’s license so he will get to be ringside. Happy? Yes! Okay. But because of all the crap Sterling’s pulled in the past, he’s gonna be handcuffed to a corner post! Sterling is furious hearing that but Ethan grins.

Jerry says like it or not, that’s happening. Nese gets in Ethan’s face, they start shoving, Jerry and refs get in there to break this up. Jerry tells them next week, they sign the contract! All Ego gets his shot at the Premier Athlete, but will he have his revenge?

 

Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Action Andretti!

So The Machine couldn’t help Don Callis’ family win the Like a Dragon Street Fight, big whoop. The Mogul Embassy still have the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships and Swerve Strickland is going strong in the AEW Continental Classic. Will Cage prove nobody’s betta? Or will this main event be a Sight to See?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. They tie up, and Cage stays put as Action tries to push him. Cage puts Action in a corner, lets off and asks, “Who betta than Cage?” Action runs up, gets around then headlocks. Cage powers out, runs Action over, but Action kips up! So Cage knees him low! And short arm LARIATS! Nana likes that, and says it is time to wake up and smell the coffee. Cage ROCKS Action, whips him to ropes, but Action slides under to DROPKICK! And DROPKICK! Cage stays up, Action runs and tilt-o-whirls, but Cage blocks it! To then suplex! Action slips free but Cage elbows him!

Cage whips, Action RANAS and covers, TWO! Cage and Action stand, Action BOOTS Cage! Fans rally, Action builds speed, but Nana trips him up! Fans boo, but Cage runs in. Action dodges to put Cage on the apron, and then he HOTSHOTS! Action handspring kicks and sends Cage down! Fans rally up, Action builds speed and DIVES, but Cage catches him! Trophy lift, and then Cage POSTS Action! Nana says Action’s a stupid idiot and Cage literally flexes on him. Cage stands on Action, says check this action, and then he drags Action up. Cage whips Action into railing, then CHOPS him! Action hobbles away, but Cage SMACKS him off the apron.

Nana taunts Action for thinking this was gonna be easy. Cage puts Action in, storms up on him, but Action throws body shots and forearms! Action CHOPS and CHOPS and runs, into a BOOT! Fans rally up, Nana says that’s Foot Stew, eat up. Cover, TWO! Action is still in this but Cage clamps on with a chinlock. Cage thrashes Action around, but Action fights up. Action throws body shots but Cage knees low and HEADBUTTS Action down. Cage swaggers and flexes, and Nana does his dance! The fans fire up for that! Cage then whips Action to a corner, runs corner to corner, and UPPERCUTS! And GAMANGIRIS!

Cage then reels Action in to GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Action is still in this and Cage grows frustrated. Cage drags Action up, Action throws body shots and a CHOP! Cage CHOPS! Cage ROCKS Action, whips him to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ dodges and handsprings, into a waistock! Action throws elbow after elbow, but Cage back suplexes! Action lands on his feet, BOOTS him away, then slips out to the apron. Cage hits buckles, Action GAMANGIRIS! Action springboards to FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up, Action runs in and rolls, but Cage catches him! Action RANAS Cage out, to then ARABIAN PRESS!

Fans fire up again as Action puts Cage back in. Action hurries to springboard and FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Action grits his teeth. Action storms up, and tries to torture rack?! Cage is too big for that, and he waistlocks Action, GERMAN SUPLEX! Action lands on his feet! And he KNEES Cage, to torture rack! But he falls over, Cage landing on him! Cage then hoists Action up, inverted suplex to a SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and Cage frowns. Cage starts Terminator Drums as Action goes to a corner. Cage climbs up, drags Action up, and deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cover, TWO!! Action survives again!

Cage looms over Action, drags him up and reels him in, then puts one out. POWER- NO, Action slips free! Cage blocks a kick to KNEE and pump handle, but Action flips through the Bitter End! Cage ducks the Penalty Kick to roll Action up, but Action rolls through and ducks the discus! Tilt-o-whirl, TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Action seethes. Fans rally up, Action goes to a corner and goes up, SPLIT-LEG- NO, Action lands out as Cage moves! Cage then blocks a kick, Gory Especial, but Action arm-drags free! BOOT! SUPERKICK! ROLLING ELBOW! Action torture racks again! NECKBREAKER!

Action hurries to the apron and springboards, 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives again and Action is seething! Fans fire up, Action goes back to a corner, but Nana gets on the apron. The ref reprimands, Action swings on Nana, but Nana throws his jacket at Action! The ref reprimands Nana, Action chases Nana around! They get in the ring, Cage POP-UP POWERBOMBS! Deadlift and Gory Especial! Clinch, WEAPON X!!! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Nana pays dividends as the insurance policy, Mogul Embassy is in the money! But will Cage find himself fighting for even more gold than what he has?


My Thoughts:

A really good episode of ROH, though they really shoved this one full to get it to two hours and 13 minutes. I skipped the filler, though ironically I could’ve skipped the main event. Cage VS Action was good stuff, but a little sad Nana had to help Cage cheat that win. I would’ve instead made one of the ROH World Television Championship qualifiers the main event, because that’s your story stuff and that’s what should be getting the attention as the main event. Castle VS Uno was really good, and Gringo VS Komander was awesome stuff, those should’ve been the end of the broadcast for a big finish, not the middle so that the last half hour feels empty.

I will say, great to see Cutler & Cabana back in action, not just as a tag team but like, at all. Fun combo from them against GPA & Outlaw for a good first win back. Good stuff from the other filler matches, too, like Nyla having something to do while AEW essentially moves on from her in both title scenes. A bit surprised Emi Sakura won here, thought The Infantry was gonna get all the wins. And great showing for SAP against LFI but of course LFI wins, they’re on the comeback after the series of vignettes said they were finally gonna get stuff done.

Really good promo from Ethan and the Sterling stable to set up the rematch. If next week is the contract signing, is Ethan VS Nese with Sterling handcuffed gonna be for Final Battle? If so, that is a big upgrade for this feud, great stuff for Ethan and Nese, those guys might actually get to give it their all now. Good promo from Rachael, Maria and Leyla to feed that story, with Leyla of course getting that win on Heather Reckless. Depending on how this goes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Maria swerves Leyla by wanting the Renegades as her recruits to The Kingdom’s Army for the women’s division, claiming it doubles the chances of taking the women’s title.

And speaking of that women’s title, Billie VS Marina was great stuff, and Billie gets a great win. What I’m happiest about is that this has gotten us to Athena VS Billie after all. Billie has had enough of being underappreciated, and the fans loved seeing her standing up to Athena. The title match at Final Battle could still go either way, as Athena has been great as champion this entire time, but Billie could get the fans to really go nuts at the PPV. Also I was surprised Athena had a promo calling out Eddie Kingston. Eddie calling out the other champions of ROH, clearly he was talking about the ROH World Tag Team and ROH World TV Champions, or at least former TV champ in Samoa Joe. But Eddie probably could give a great response to that, would love to see that.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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