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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (12/21/23)

And STILL…!

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ROH Wrestling 2023

This is STILL Athena’s show!

The Fallen Goddess still reigns as ROH Women’s World Champion, but then, what is next? Who will step up to Athena going into the New Year?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Von Erichs VS The Workhorsemen; The Von Erichs win.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Ground Match: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Maya World; Athena wins and denies Maya a title match.
  • Dante Martin VS Lee Johnson; Dante wins.
  • The Gates Of Agony w/ Prince Nana VS Blake Christian & Willie Mack; The Gates win.
  • Six Man Tag: The Righteous & Lance Archer VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; The Righteous & Archer win.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Vertvixen; Taya wins.
  • Rachael Ellering w/ Leyla Hirsch & Maria Kanellis-Bennett VS Charlette Renegade w/ Robyn Renegade; Rachael wins.
  • Triple Threat Tag: Action Andretti & Darius Martin VS The Infantry VS The Outrunners; Action & Darius win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Gravity, Dalton Castle & The Boys VS Spanish Announce Project & The Kingdom’s Knights w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett; Gravity, Castle & The Boys win.
  • El Hijo del Vikingo & Komander VS Gringo Loco & Jack Cartwheel; Vikingo & Komander win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Athena speaks.

With Lexi Nair standing at attention, The Fallen Goddess says “Hello~ Minions! It’s your Forever ROH Women’s World Champ and bestie here, and I am so happy to announce this MEM. Because you thought I was gonna lose. You thought that not only was I gonna make history, you thought I was gonna leave ROH forever. But guess what? You’re wrong. 100% wrong. Speaking of Final Battle, what was with that hesitation in bringing me my title?” Lexi laughs that off and says it was crazy. It was this thing that she… Athena brings Lexi in close and says it doesn’t matter, because the MIT Family is back together.

And later on tonight, Athena’s special little Minion, “Billie Goat,” has a special message for everyone. But until then, Athena’s gonna take her frustrations that Lexi caused out on “Maya World from down the block” or whatever. Doesn’t matter, because Athena will show again what Must-See Violence is, what dominance is, so welcome to HER show! Welcome to the family! Athena ushers Lexi along, will the Minion Overlord continue to reign with an iron fist?

 

The Von Erichs VS The Workhorsemen!

Ross & Marshall Von Erich have been on a roll ever since showing up in AEW & ROH. Will they make it a 3-0 start here? Or will Anthony Henry & JD Drake outwork them and prove they’re the best tag team in ROH?

Before the match, JD grabs a mic and has the music cut. Fans boo but JD says, “Listen, listen, listen. Everybody knows that Dallas, Garland, the Metroplex, whatever this is, is the armpit of not just Texas, but America in general!” The fans boo more but JD says as a matter of fact, you’d have a better chance of nailing Jell-O to a tree than ever finding decent wrestling to come out of this area. That’s why the Workhorsemen are here! They’ll prove to all the morons that that other place that produced so many “legends,” that the Workhorsemen are for real and that place was just trash. But wait, here come the Von Erichs!

The fans fire up as Kevin accompanies his sons to the ring. The Code of Honor is upheld, and the teams sort out. JD starts with Ross and the fans rally for the Von Erichs. Ross and JD circle, tie up, and JD shoves Ross down. Ross gets up while JD flexes. Fans boo but Ross and JD reset. They tie up again, Ross wrenches to a hammerlock then he facelocks. JD powers up and wrenches out, to then headlock Ross. Ross endures the grind, wrenches out to headlock back but JD powers out. JD runs Ross over! Fans boo but JD runs, steps over, but Ross gets up! Ross hurdles, JD blocks hip toss to hip toss back!

JD goes for legs but Ross kicks him away! Then DROPKICKS him down! JD flounders to tag in Henry but Ross arm-drags him down! Fans cheer as Ross has the armlock. Henry fights up, Ross tags in Marshall, and the brothers double whip, then Marshall DROPKICKS! Fans fire up and Marshall throws hands on Henry. Then a ROLLING ELBOW! Henry flounders, fans fire up and Marshall headlocks. Tag to Ross, the brothers whip again, and DOUBLE DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Ross brings Henry around. Henry RAMS into Ross, whips him to the corner, but Ross ROCKS JD! And ROCKS Henry!

Ross swings again, Henry ducks and KNEES Ross out of the ring. Henry has the ref check his leg but that’s just so JD can CLOBBER Ross! Fans boo but JD Pushes Ross in for Henry. Kevin storms over but JD gets back. Henry stomps Ross, cocky cover, ONE! Henry stomps Ross more, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Henry runs to forearm smash! Tag to JD, JD clotheslines Ross, Henry NECK TWISTS, and JD slingshot SENTONS! Fans boo, and JD mocks the Iron Claw pose! Fans boo even more, but Marshall gets the fans fired up. JD stands Ross up to CHOP him down, then drags him around to a drop zone.

JD goes up the corner, fans boo more, but JD DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Ross moves! Hot tag to Henry, he drags Ross from Marshall! Ross BOOTS Henry away, and hot tag to Marshall! Marshall fires haymakers, then ROLLING ELBOW! Henry staggers, Marshall runs up to clothesline! Marshall whips corner to corner, runs in and hits a hard clothesline! Marshall brings Henry out, Henry ENZIGURIS! Henry runs, into a SKY HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up, Marshall covers, TWO! Henry survives but Marshall brings him up again. Marshall suplexes, but Henry slips free, tag to JD!

Henry BOOTS Marshall, JD clinches and BELLY2BELLY! JD drags Marshall to a drop zone, goes up the corner, VADER FLOP as Marshall moves! IRON CLAW!! The fans fire up but JD manages to tag Henry! Henry DIVING STOMPS the arm! Henry drags Marshall up, feed to JD, THE NINE TO FIVE!! Cover off the enziguri flatliner, but Ross breaks it! JD storms up on Ross, tosses him out, and Henry runs corner to corner to METEORA on Marshall! JD adds the CANNONBALL! They put Marshall in the drop zone again, tag to JD, and JD climbs while Henry rushes out after Ross. Ross is ready to SLINGBLADE!

JD SCRAP METAL MOONSAULTS but flops!! That’s three times now! Marshall goes up, and he MOONSAULTS!! Cover, The Von Erichs win!

Winners: The Von Erichs, by pinfall

Kevin celebrates with his sons, Marshall reached incredible heights with that leap! But then Henry is a sore loser and he CLUBS Ross from behind! So Kevin gets him with the IRON CLAW!! The Saint of Augusta prays for mercy, but he instead gets a DOUBLE DROPKICK! Will the Von Erichs rise up and prove they’re still wrestling royalty?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Ground Match: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Maya World!

After battling their hearts out at Final Battle, the Fallen Goddess stayed on top of the Women’s Division, but she showed some respect to Billie by accepting her as a true Minion, not just a trainee. But now, with a New Year ahead of her, will Athena keep her win streak going? Or will this be Maya’s world soon enough?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally for Athena. Athena waves hi to her minions, and the two tie up. Maya waistlocks, Athena pries it open to wrench, and then she RAMS Maya with a shoulder! Maya falls, kips up, and she wrenches again. Athena flips through, arm-drags free and kips up! Fans cheer and then Athena cheers herself. Maya runs up, Athena dodges but Maya ELBOWS her down! Maya taunts Athena, runs, but Athena hurdles. Maya leaps over, the two stare down, and fans cheer. Things keep going, Maya springboard arm-drags and kips up! Fans fire up again and Maya runs up to ROCK Athena!

Maya HEEL KICK, but Athena blocks, pop-up POWERBOMB! Maya flounders and Billie cheers on Athena. Maya sits up in a daze, Athena KICKS her in the side! Athena drags Maya up to ROCK her, then goes to the apron. Athena has Maya in the ropes to CLUB away on! Then she KNEES Maya back down! Maya flounders more while the fans fire up. Athena kicks Maya around, drags her up, but Maya throws body shots. Athena DECKS Maya, then drags her back up. Athena whips Maya to a corner to ELBOW, then she goes side to side to FOREARM! Athena whips and BOOTS Maya down, then covers, TWO!

Fans rally up while Athena is seething. Maya slowly rises, Athena brings her up to SLAP her! Athena taunts Maya that she’s not ready for this. Athena snapmares, but Maya avoids the senton! Fans rally, Athena seethes and storms up again, but only gets buckles! Maya gets around Athena, schoolgirl bridge, TWO!! Athena gets free but Maya SLINGBLADES her down! The fans fire up while both women crawl around. Maya runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Athena flounders to a corner now, and Maya runs in to handspring and FOREARM! Snapmare and facelock, Maya suplexes, TWISTING FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!!

Athena is down, Maya goes up! The fans fire up as Maya aims, MAYA-SAULT FLOPS as Athena moves! Maya tried to be one of a kind, but Athena looms over her. But Maya trips Athena up! Maya climbs up to CLUB Athena but Athena CLUBS and CLUBS and CLUBS Maya! Athena SUPER GOURD BUSTERS! Then she takes aim, for the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (denies Maya World a title opportunity)

And that makes Athena 45-0! But now, she shows her trainee respect by helping Maya stand. Athena raises Maya’s hand, then DECKS her! Athena laughs, she shows mercy to no one! Billie does her best to cheer along, and she high-fives with Athena. But will there come a time when the Overlord truly pushes things too far?

 

Tony Khan is here!

Garland cheers the President, CEO & General Manager of AEW & ROH as he walks out on stage, mic and something else in hand. “There’s been so much great wrestling in ROH. In particular, we really have a great women’s division going. The division is growing, getting so much better, and I think it’s time for this new era of ROH, to put our stamp on it, to introduce something new. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the ROH Women’s World Television Championship!” The fans cheer as TK says this is another new chapter in the new era. Who will then be crowned the inaugural ROH Women’s World TV Champion?

 

ROH shares footage from after Final Battle.

Scorpio Sky and Ethan Page were backstage, and Scorpio says that was a big win. That was huge! Ethan did the damn thing. Ethan says yeah, he can talk. He has to get this out of his head, off his chest. “That felt amazing. That felt… Dammit. I have said verbally to anyone that would listen, my closest friends, my enemies, any camera, any interview, I have said I am great. I have said I believe in myself. I have said I will accomplish amazing things in my career! I have never believed a single word that has come out of my mouth, until recently. I have faked it ’til I made it, but something changed. Because everything that I say NOW, I mean!

“I know! I can smell it! I can literally smell the insecurity in this freakin’ locker room now when I walk around.” Ethan smells it to the top, the champions! He walks by and he SMELLS fear. Because they know Ethan’s leveled up, manned up, and that every word that comes out of his mouth now is the TRUTH. From now on, Ethan has back-up. He doesn’t have to do this alone, so he can back his words up by having one of the best, most decorated champions back in his corner! And Scorpio says that speaking of backing each other up, Ethan’s had Scorpio’s back for a long time. Scorpio’s entire TNT Championship run, Ethan was there.

Scorpio also saw Ethan lose to MJF in his hometown. He saw Ethan promise his daughter that he’d bring home gold. This isn’t just a one-off Men of the Year reunion. Scorpio is back to back Ethan up until he fulfills that promise, and Scorpio knows he will. They fist bump, and Ethan says good freakin’ luck to everybody and anybody in their way. That’s a wrap. Shaboingboing! Will All Ego & The Closer become a Two Man Power Trip in ROH?

 

ROH also shares what Tony Nese & Mark Sterling had to say.

The Premier Athlete tells the medic to leave him alone already. “You know what it took to make me say I quit? It took Mark Henry, it took Scorpio Sky, it took throwing powder in my eyes, it took crushing my fingers with a 45 pound plate, it took smashing my head with a steel chair! That’s what it took to make me say I quit!” Sterling says the thing is, the deck was already stacked when they walked to the ring. But it is about time they start stacking the deck on ROH. Sterling has a plan. They can dish it out but they can’t take it, what will Nese & Smart Mark do to have the “justice” they desire?

 

Shane Taylor Promotions speak.

Shane says Final Battle didn’t go to plan for them. And Lee Moriarty feels disappointed. He never felt like the night was more his than at Final Battle. he eliminated Lee Johnson and Dalton Castle yet still came up short. He feels he’s hit a plateau, that he can’t make it over the hump, that he can’t take the next step. But all that’s doing is motivating him. All that’s doing ins energizing him! He is not stopping, this is not the end, he will get to the top because he is TAIGA STYLE, one of the best young wrestlers in the world! Shane says that’s all that needs to be said. Everybody from here on out is on notice. Your hands can’t hit what your eyes can’t see. Get put down by STP. Rumble, bad man, rumble!

 

Rachael Ellering w/ Leyla Hirsch & Maria Kanellis-Bennett VS Charlette Renegade w/ Robyn Renegade!

The Queen of Strong Smile & LEGIT Leyla have been working on becoming a legit tag team here in ROH, but they’ve had their run ins with a legit duo in the Renegade Sisters. Will Leyla get Maria to also have Rachael’s back here? Or will this brand belong to the Renegades of Honor?

The Code of Honor is upheld, then the bell rings. Robyn coaches her sister but the fans rally for Rachael. Rachael and Charlette tie up, go around, and Rachael wrenches an arm to a wristlock then armlock. Flip to a cover, ONE! But Rachael keeps Charlette down with the armlock. Snapmare and ghost pin, TWO! Rachael facelocks now, but Charlette wants a leg. Rachael wrenches, trips and flips Charlette over to have the legs, Charlette pulls hair, the ref reprimands, but Rachael keeps a hold of the leg. Charlette kicks but Rachael clinches. Charlette slips free to a waistlock but Rachael switches, shoves, then trips Charlette!

Fans cheer and Rachael drags Charlette up. Rachael wrenches then WRINGS Charlette, then SLIDING BOOTS! Charlette flounders out of the ring, Robyn hurries to her side, and Rachael gives the sisters space. Rachael then goes out the side, the Renegades ask fans if Charlette’s nose is okay, and the kids nod yes. Rachael runs up to CHOP Charlette! Robyn complains but Rachael CHOPS Charlette again! Rachael ROCKS Charlette, stares Robyn down, then storms into the ring. But Charlette pokes her in the eyes! Charlette trips Rachael, rains down forearms, then argues with the ref. Charlette puts Rachael on ropes to CHOKE!

The ref counts, Charlette lets off and has Rachael in a corner. Charlette CHOPS, then follows Rachael to another corner. Charlette CHOPS again and Robyn cheers. Leyla coaches Rachael, Maria half heartedly does, but Charlette hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! That was almost perfect, but Charlette keeps Rachael down. Charlette noogies Rachael but Maria rallies the fans. Rachael fights up but Charlette throws her by her hair! Fans boo but Charlette drags Rachael around into a CAMEL CLUTCH! And she fishhooks the nose! The ref reprimands, Charlette shoves Rachael down, then runs to LAST CHANCERY!

Rachael endures as Charlette bridges high to pull her back. Maria & Leyla rally the fans, Rachael fights up and powers out! Rachael then dodges to ROCK Charlette! And again! And again! Rachael runs to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT! And then a whip, but Charlette reverses, only for a SLINGBLADE to hit! Fans fire up and Rachael runs, SENTON! Fans fire up more and Robyn panics. Rachael hoists Charlette up, AOI SHODOU! Cover, TWO! Charlette survives but Rachael keeps her cool. Rachael rises, brings Charlette up and fireman’s carries. Charlette fights free, shoves Rachael but Rachael dodges, only to run into a SPINEBUSTER! Highs tack, TWO!!

Charlette & Robyn are furious, and Rachael goes to a corner. Charlette runs up, into an ELBOW! Robyn distracts, Maria anchors Rachael!? Not this again! Leyla is busy with Robyn, but then she looks over and catches Maria red-handed! Maria lets off, but Charlette fireman’s carries Rachael! Rachael slips free, shoves, and scoops, BOSS WOMAN SLAM!! Cover, Rachael wins!

Winner: Rachael Ellering, by pinfall

And now Maria acts like this is what she wanted all along. Maria claims she was helping Rachael tie her boot, but the facade is starting to wear thin. Will the First Lady of Wrestling be left behind? Or will she find a way to weasel herself between Rachael and Leyla after all?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with Mr. & Mrs. TV, and Johnny sings the praises of Taya winning back to back. They’re very lovey-dovey right now, but Lexi tries to get a word. She congratulates Taya but does have a question for Johnny. He cost Dalton Castle in Survival of the Fittest, but why? Well, let’s see… Right here are the Ratings Queen & Ratings King of ROH, while Dalton Castle is not a king, a castle, a prince or a peacock. He’s a pigeon! And where Johnny & Taya come from, pigeons are full of you-know-what, and it’s gross. They’re gonna get an umbrella-ella-ella. They leave, and Lexi doesn’t know what to make of that.

 

Backstage interview with Dalton Castle.

Well, speaking of The Peacock, he looks disheveled as he joins Lexi. From her understanding, it has been a rough week since Final Battle, where Johnny TV cost Castle in the Survival of the Fittest. Castle says he hasn’t slept. He’s juts been lying awake, devastated for the ROH viewers. That TV Championship was Castle’s ticket onto every screen in the world. Castle was gonna buy the respect that he deserves. Trucks! He was gonna be on the side of production trucks! His face on the side of a truck full of Castle action figures that kids could take home with them. Lexi’s not sure that’s how it works. It is!

And “John TV” had to ruin it! He ruined it for the viewers, for Lexi, and for Castle. And he ruined it for Castle’s Boys! Castle tells “John” through tears and a runny nose that Johnny TV and “that poopy faced wife of his” are gonna pay! They’re gonna pay for what they did! The RUINED ROH! But Castle will RUIN them! He’ll RUIN them! When and where will The Peacock have his revenge?

 

Backstage interview with Mara Kanellis-Bennett.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and says that as we all found out tonight, a NEW title is in ROH, the Women’s World TV Championship. What does this mean for the Women’s Division? Uh, what do you think it means? This is what Maria has been talking about! More opportunities for the ROH Women’s Division, and Tony Khan finally listened. Leyla then storms in and asks what the hell. What’s Leyla talking about? Uh, Maria grabbed Rachael’s foot! Maria again insists she was tying Rachael’s shoe! But Rachael still won, so what does it matter?

Leyla says maybe a week ago, she would’ve bought that. But no, because this time, Leyla saw it for herself. Maria is not trying to help. Rachael says in the end, Tony Khan has given the Women’s Division a TV Championship. Yes, it is a good day. So whatever this whole thing is, that won’t help any of them get to that title. Leyla feels so stupid because Rachael was saying it for weeks and weeks and Leyla didn’t believe it. Maria, if this is how you help, then Leyla doesn’t want it. Maria says okay, fine. See what it’s like without her. See how well you do. Because it won’t be very good. Maria’s spotlight will outshine them both every day.

Maria storms off but Rachael says this TV title will be a great opportunity for Leyla. Leyla says she feels the same for Rachael. This title will be great for both of them. Then let’s just do our best. They fist bump, and both are ready for their chance. Will either the Queen of Strong Smile or LEGIT Leyla be the inaugural ROH Women’s World TV Champion? Or will another snipe that honor from them?

 

El Hijo del Vikingo & Komander VS Gringo Loco & Jack Cartwheel!

The AAA Mega Champion made it through Final Battle, and he reunites with the AAA World Cruiserweight Champion to take on a couple crazy White boys! Will the champions of lucha keep the momentum up going into the holidays? Or will they end up owing some golden tickets in the New Year?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the teams sort out and fans rally up as Gringo starts against Vikingo. The two rush in, Gringo leaps over and waistlocks to then throw Vikingo down. Gringo flips Viking over but Vikingo arm-drags! Vikingo runs to tilt-o-whirl arm-drag! Vikingo rushes in, Gringo trips him and covers, ONE! Vikingo trips Gringo but he reaches back to RANA, but Vikingo handsprings through! Fans fire up, things speed up, and Vikingo dodges to SUPERKICK! Vikingo runs up, but Gringo pops him up, only for Vikingo to stand on Gringo’s shoulders! Vikingo RANAS, but Gringo handsprings through!

The fans are thunderous as the two stare down! Vikingo and Gringo both grin, and they back up to tag to Komander and Jack! Komander springboards in to show off, but Jack cartwheels to prove his name is real! They tie up, Komander headlocks but Jack powers out, cartwheels, only to get run over! Fans fire up, Komander runs, but Jack drops, hurdles, but Komander hops up to RANA! Jack staggers, Komander springboards to arm-drag, but Jack cartwheels through! Jack runs in, RANAS, but Komander cartwheels through! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Jack out of the ring!

Fans fire up, Komander builds speed and handsprings up and out while Jack cartwheels away! Jack runs up, Komander dodges, but both men ROUNDHOUSE the other! Vikingo and Gringo take advantage of Lucha Rules and they both run in! Vikingo dodges Gringo, slides out, but Gringo FLIES to take out the champions! Fans fire up, Gringo CHOPS Vikingo, and Jack slides back in. Gringo puts Komander in for him, and Jack flagpole leg sweeps! Then slingshot SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Jack clamps on with a chinlock to grind Komander down. The fans rally for “Lucha Libre!” and Komander fights up, but Jack bumps him off buckles.

Tag to Gringo, he and Jack mug Komander to an open corner. They double whip corner to corner, Jack cartwheels in to back elbow! Feed to Gringo’s mule kick! Feed back to Jack’s double underhooks, and the lift helps get Gringo up. Jack runs to basement dropkick Komander into a FACEBUSTER! Gringo covers, TWO! Fans rally and Gringo brings Komander around to snapmare. Gringo goes after the mask! The fans boo, the ref reprimands and even Jack disapproves. Gringo CLUBS Komander down, stomps him, then drags him up. Tag to Jack, and they mug Komander in the corner. Jack then snapmares Komander to cartwheel and KICK!

Jack sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Komander hangs tough but Jack cartwheels to stay between him and Vikingo. Jack brings Komander up, has him on ropes, and CHOPS! Jack bumps Komander off buckles, tags Gringo, and they mug Komander more. Komander fights back but they CLUB him down! Gringo soaks up the heat from the fans and he drags Komander back up. Gringo & Jack double whip, Komander handsprings and flips over the crazy White boys! Komander then dodges their back elbows to hot tag Vikingo! Vikingo springboards to RANA Gringo, then he SUPERKICKS Jack!

Fans fire up as Jack and Gringo bail out. Vikingo and Komander coordinate, and Komander holds ropes open so Vikingo can DIVE! Direct hit on Jack, then Komander ASAI MOONSAULTS Gringo! The fans fire up with the champions and Komander puts Jack in. Vikingo goes up and gives some Latino Heat! Vikingo then FROG SPLASHES but FLOPS as Jack moves! Cover, Komander breaks it! Jack waistlocks, ripcords, but Komander cartwheels through! Only for Jack to cartwheel, for a POWERBOMB!! Fans fire up, Vikingo SOBATS Jack! Jack swings, but into a clinch! Vikingo puts Jack in ropes, and ENZIGURIS!

Vikingo has Jack dangling, then runs and goes up, up and GUILLOTINE LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Jack survives and “This is Awesome!” Vikingo stands Jack up to wind up and CHOP! Jack sputters, Vikingo whips, but Jack SHOTGUNS Vikingo away! Tag to Gringo, he sidesteps and catches Vikingo to a torture rack FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Gringo drags Vikingo to a drop zone, goes up, but Komander gets Vikingo out. Jack builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP! Fans fire up with Jack and he puts Vikingo back in. Gringo BEST MOONSAULT FLOP as Vikingo moves! Tag to Komander, he uses Vikingo as a step to POISON-RANA Jack!!

METEORA in a corner for Gringo! Komander goes up, he takes aim, CIELITO LINDO!! Cover, Komander & Vikingo win!!

Winners: El Hijo Del Vikingo & Komander, by pinfall

You gotta see it to believe it, but this was a fast and furious finish to the night! The AAA Mega & AAA World Cruiserweight Champions are celebrating even before Christmas, but will it be a Happy New Year for them both?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode for ROH, but as you can see, I skipped quite a bit. Honor Club was having technical difficulties, and even then, the episode was over two hours. Great action from the filler matches I skipped, Top Flight sweeps the night with Dante winning 1v1 and Action & Darius winning the Triple Threat Tag. Great promos tonight, though, with Ethan & Scorpio establishing the Men of the Year are back and probably ready to go for all the titles, outside of the trios. And in classic Heel fashion, Nese & Sterling act like THEY were the ones cheated in the match. Whatever plan is next for them, it has to fail, doesn’t it? To finally shut them up?

Good promo from Johnny & Taya after Taya’s win, and how Johnny still wants to take down Castle. Castle has a great promo in response, and a great win in that 8 Man Tag to rebound from losing at Final Battle. Castle VS Johnny is going to be great, and with Kiera Hogan going after Taya when Taya tried to help Johnny, maybe we get a Mixed Tag along the way. And good matches for what I did cover. JD & Henry of course lost to the Von Erichs, they went and talked trash on Texas wrestling. And good stuff building in the story of Leyla, Rachael and Maria, especially as Tony Khan announces the new ROH Women’s TV Championship. That is a great move that should’ve happened for ROH even before Tony acquired it.

Athena won another Proving Ground, no surprise there. But with the new title being introduced, there’s a chance Athena gets greedy and wants that belt, too. But I would think Billie gets in on that title scene instead, I just wish it was as her being her own person, not being Athena’s Minion. This title has to be getting in the way of some duo, since it is a single’s title. And we got an awesome main event, but nothing less from Vikingo, Komander, Gringo & Cartwheel. Vikingo is gonna defend his AAA Mega Championship against Black Taurus again on Rampage, that one is gonna be a killer match.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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