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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/26/24)
On the eve of the Royal Rumble…!
WITH EVERYBODY SAYING…!
Just 24 hours before the Royal Rumble’s Universal Championship Fatal 4 Way, LA Knight must deal with The Enforcer, Solo Sikoa! Will the Mega Star show us whose game it is?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Santos Escobar w/ Legado Del Fantasmo VS Carlito w/ The LWO; Santos wins.
- WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Kabuki Warriors w/ Damage CTRL; The Kabuki Warriors win and become the new WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions.
- Carmelo Hayes VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller; Theory wins.
- LA Knight VS Solo Sikoa w/ Jimmy Uso & Paul Heyman; Knight wins, by disqualification.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Bloodline arrives backstage.
Solo Sikoa leads the way as he, Jimmy Uso & Paul Heyman walk in. Jimmy’s got his head on a swivel, will one or more of Roman Reigns’ challengers come looking for last minute revenge?
Eladio Carrion is here!
The hit Latin pop recording artist is here, fresh off his single, RKO, topping the charts. He welcomes Miami to the show, and says there’s an amazing time in store. So without further ado, he will present the legend and personal friend, Mr. RKO himself, Randy Orton! Fans fire up as The Viper makes his way to the ring. Orton high-fives fans up front, then steps into the ring to shake hands with Carrion. Then they both stand on corners to hit the Orton pose. Orton then has the fans give it up for Carrion before getting himself the mic. “What’s up, Miami? I bet none of y’all thought Randy Orton was friends with Eladio. Am I right?”
Orton thanks Eladio for having him in the video, give some love to the man. But now, to talk business. Orton wants to talk to The Bloodline. Like ’em or not, The Bloodline has had one hell of a run these past few years. And the main reason they have done so is because Roman Reigns has held the Universal Championship for almost 1300 DAYS! Fans boo but Orton says that is unfathomable! It is virtually unheard of! Nobody can stop Roman, nobody can stop The Bloodline… except maybe Orton. Tomorrow is the Royal Rumble, and at the end, the only number that matters to anyone is “15.”
Because after Orton beats Roman at the Rumble, Orton will be a FIFTEEN TIME World Champion! And how do you think he’ll go about accomplishing it? The fans cheer Orton on, and he says here’s how he becomes 15-time world champion. He is going to do it courtesy of the three most destructive letters in sports entertainment: R K O! But wait, here comes AJ Styles! The Phenomenal One has a mic to tell Orton, “You do realize there’s other people in this match with Roman Reigns, don’t you, Randy? Or did you just look past AJ Styles?” Well join the club.
Styles asked to have a match against Solo Sikoa so he could take Solo’s head off! But Aldis gave that match to the man who stepped over Styles to get everything he’s every wanted in L A Knight. “YEAH!” So did Orton forget about Styles? As long as Orton has been in this business and in the WWE, Orton should know better. Orton and Styles have history! The fans still cheer Orton on, but Styles says after Orton RKO’d him last week, just know there’s a receipt coming. And tomorrow night at the Royal Rumble, Styles will be stepping over Orton, Roman and “L! A! KNIGHT!” Fans fire up as The Mega Star makes his way out here!
Knight has a mic, and the fans are all fired up for him as he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” Styles, go ahead, have a time with it, because he was about to say the name of the next WWE Champion, with everybody saying, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” But bah gawd, AJ Styles has done nothing since he returned but whine and complain! Everybody stepping over Styles, wah wah wah. Quit your cryin’, dummy! You think for a second, just 24 hours before the Fatal 4 Way, that Knight wants to fight the muscle of the Bloodline? You’d be smart if you weren’t so damn stupid!
Knight puts it like this: Isn’t it convenient that of the four men in that Fatal 4, and only Knight has a match? That tells Knight that Heyman lobbied and did everything he could to soften Knight up. Why? Because he’s the biggest threat! Heyman saw it at Crown Jewel and has seen it every since! But Knight ain’t gonna complain about it. He’ll just hit Solo so damn hard, he’ll start doing his dad’s dance moves! Then with that same energy, Knight walks into the Rumble, walks over Styles, over Orton and his voices, and even over Roman and any single sorry soul that gets in his way of becoming WWE Champion! And that ain’t an insult, that’s just a fact of life! “YEAH!!”
The fans are fired up with Knight as he storms back out, and then Styles mule kicks Orton! Then PELES him down! Was that the receipt? Or is it only partial payment with the rest coming in full tomorrow night?
Santos Escobar w/ Legado Del Fantasmo VS Carlito w/ The LWO!
The Emperor of Lucha started this fight, and now he finally faces Caribbean Cool straight up! Will the Legado survive to then get in the Royal Rumble match? Or will Carlito end the momentum of people who don’t want to be cool?
SmackDown returns and Santos makes his entrance, Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo by his side. The bell rings and Carlito storms up to Santos. Santos talks trash, but Carlito fires haymakers first! Fans fire up as Carlito fires off in a corner, then follows Santos to another. Carlito stomps a mudhole in, the ref counts, and Carlito lets off. Carlito storms up again but Santos elbows then CHOPS! Carlito blocks the buckle bump to give the buckle bump! And another! And another! And then a CHOP! Fans cheer while Carlito drags Santos up at the ropes. Carlito whips, Santos KICKS back, but Carlito just glares at him!
Santos runs, but Carlito CLOBBERS him! Carlito rains down fists, Santos shoves him away but Carlito goes to the apron. Carlito storms back in, Santos wants mercy, but he instead YANKS Carlito into buckles! Fans chant, “SANTOS SUCKS!” and Carlito hits back! Santos ROCKS Carlito, then PLANCHAS, but Carlito catches him! Carlito SMACKS him off the apron, puts him back in, but Angel & Humberto distract Carlito. Santos DIVES, and direct hit at the ramp! Fans boo but Legado stands tall and talks trash while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Carlito fights up from a chinlock. He throws elbows and body shots, frees himself, but Santos shoves him and DECKS him! Cover, TWO! Santos stays on Carlito by RIPPING at the shirt! Fans boo as Santos disrespects the new merch, and then Santos drags Carlito up. They go to a corner, Santos pulls away the tape on the shoulder, the shoulder Santos injured months ago! Santos goes up and has the HANGING ARMBAR! The ref counts, Santos sits up at 4 and Carlito staggers away. Santos runs in to DOUBLE KNEE in the corner! Santos then puts Carlito up top, goes up, and SUPER STEINERS! Cover, TWO!
Santos is furious that Carlito survives, but the fans fire up behind Caribbean Cool! Santos throws elbows into the bad shoulder, then clamps on a seated cobra twist! Carlito endures, even as Santos punches the shoulder. Fans rally, Carlito fights up, and Carlito throws body shots! But Santos throws Carlito down by his hair! Santos stomps away while the ref reprimands, but Santos then shifts to a top wristlock. Carlito endures, fights up again, but Santos pulls hair. Carlito breaks free and ROCKS Santos! Carlito rallies with LARIATS! Carlito whips and DROPKICKS! Fans fire up and Carlito stands Santos up.
Carlito suplexes, and he holds Santos up, but not for long! So Carlito shifts to a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Santos survives but Carlito whips him to a corner. Carlito runs in but into a BOOT! Santos runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up again and Carlito waits on Santos. Santos stirs, but then rolls back to wheelbarrow! Carlito stops that but Santos ELBOWS back! Santos runs, but Carlito dodges, kicks, runs and KNEE LIFT! Then LARIAT! Humberto distracts the ref, Carlito ignores him to run, but Angel DUMPS Carlito out! Fans boo but Wilde & Cruz go after angel & Humberto!
Fans fire up as Legado and LWO brawl! Humberto TOSSES Cruz over the steps! He and Angel mug Wilde, but Cruz is up top! SUPER CANNONBALL!! Fans are thunderous, but wait! ELEKTRA LOPEZ YANKS ZELINA OFF THE APRON!? And then DECKS her! Carlito is stunned, Santos rolls him up! Santos wins!!
Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall
La Madrina has reunited with Legado! She helps Santos steal this win, will Legado take over all of SmackDown now?
AJ Styles is skulking backstage.
Jimmy Uso gets his attention, but tells him to chill. Everyone knows where LA Knight’s gonna be at, so Styles can help The bloodline get rid of him. They get rid of Knight tonight, that’s good for everybody. Just think about it. The OC hurry over, Jimmy hurries away, and Karl Anderson asks what that was about. Styles tells them not to worry about it. Styles heads out, but is the Phenomenal One going to do Roman’s dirty work?
Nick Aldis meets with Ava Raine.
The SmackDown General Manager welcomes and congratulates the NEW NXT General Manager, and youngest GM in WWE history. She thanks him and asks if there’s any pointers? Well, they can discuss that momentarily, but first, Bobby Lashley & The Street Profits are here for the All Mighty’s Royal Rumble number lottery. Lashley pulls out a number, lets Aldis & Ava see, and it’s looking good. Legado Del Fantasma then walks in, feeling good after what just happened, and Santos says hey to “Roberto.” Lashley says hey and tells him to know, Lashley hasn’t forgotten how things went down in the United States Championship Contender’s tournament.
Lashley & The Profits leave, Santos steps up to the lottery, and he pulls out a number. Will there be luck on Santos’ side? Or will he just have to make his own fortune all the same?
Bayley speaks.
“Whenever I find myself looking for that next step to take, I end up here,” back at the WWE Performance Center. “And if these walls could talk, the stories they would tell you. Good stories, bad stories. They’d tell you about all the times I almost gave it all up. But they’d also tell you stories of all the times that I stepped up. Before I became a Grand Slam Champion, before I became a Double Champion. And when the rest of the world stopped, inside these walls, I had it all. Until I didn’t. And then I spent months inside this building, rehabbing an injury. When the rest of the world was out there creating new history, and that bothered me.”
Bayley wants to be the history maker. She wants to make something of her own, something that’s never been done. What she was craving was right in front of her eyes: Iyo Sky and Dakota Kai, two women she’d known for a very long time, and who she knew were just as anxious and desperate to get out of these walls and make history of their own. And the vision of Damage Control was born. They envisioned taking over the WWE, and that is what they did! The Women’s Tag titles, the Money in the Bank, and the WWE Women’s Championship! They were doing so good, Kairi Sane came all the way back from Japan to join with them!
And then they became so dangerous that The Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka, knew she would be unstoppable with her. And tonight, they prove it again when the Kabuki Warriors win the Women’s Tag Team Championships, and then Bayley wins the Women’s Rumble! Bayley will challenge Rhea Ripley at WrestleMania, win the gold, and then everything she said from day one is going to be true when DMG CTRL is golden! “Because between these walls, my visions are always true. And it’s not a story, it’s destiny.” Then are we about to see destiny fulfilled? We see, after the break!
R-Truth has his turn at the Rumble lottery.
He says the technique is to spin it a few times one way, then the other way. Like that? Wheel on the Judgment Day go ’round. Okay, and stop! Let’s see what we got. Truth picks a number, looks at it, and “OH~ NO~!” 19!? Wait, does he have to quarantine? No, that’s his Rumble number. Oh, right. Thanks, Mr. Pearce. And by the way, your hair grew back impressively fast. And with such volume! Truth heads out, will he be alright?
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Kabuki Warriors w/ Damage CTRL!
SmackDown returns as the Life of the Party make their entrance. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if the party’s over!
The teams sort out and Asuka starts against Kayden. And Kayden DROPKCIKS Asuka at the bell! Kayden waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Kayden springboards to dropkick! Tag to Katana and they double whip, trip and basement dropkick! Then slingshot SENTON by Katana! Cover, TWO! Katana dares Kairi to bring it, so Kairi runs in! Katana arm-drags Kairi, then arm-drags Asuka! Kayden joins in, they DOUBLE WERCKING BALL DROPKICK! The Kabuki Warriors get up, Katana TORNILLO PLANCHAS! The champs stand tall and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and the Kabuki Warriors double whip Katana, bypass her to then KICK, AX KICK and BULLDOG! Then basement dropkick! Asuka covers, TWO! Katana toughs it out but Asuka DECKS Kayden! Asuka pushes Katana around, fans rally up, and Katana fires a forearm! Asuka eggs her on so Katana fires forearms and CHOPS! Asuka shoves Katana but Katana BOOTS her! Kairi runs up but Katana DECKS her! Asuka runs in but Katana DUMPS her out! But there’s no Kayden to tag! Katana still hurries for her corner but Kairi runs in! Katana DUMPS Kairi out now, but still no Kayden!
Asuka returns to drag Katana back, ANKLE LOCK! Katana flails, rolls, and she sends Asuka out! Kayden’s back and tags in! Then she climbs to SUPER CROSSBODY! Down go both Kabuki Warriors! Kayden fires up, fires forearms, and DECKS Kairi! Then she DROPKICK-SPLASHES! Kayden puts Asuka in to BOOT WASH at the ropes! Fans fire up, Kayden IMPLODER LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO!! Asuka is still in this but Kayden keeps her cool. Kayden waistlocks Asuka while fans duel. Asuka fights up, throws elbows and gets free. Asuka mule kicks Kayden, Kairi sneaks a tag! CODE BREAKER to BLOCKBUSTER!
Then Asuka & Kairi coordinate, SLIDING FOREARM GAMANGIRI COMBO! Cover, Katana breaks it! Katana tosses Asuka, but Kairi URAKENS! URAKEN for Kayden, too! Fans fire up with Kairi and she climbs up! In-SANE ELBOW into BOOTS! Kayden saves herself and Kairi writhes, clutching her arm! Kairi rolls, reaches out, hot tag to Asuka! The Empress runs up but Kayden dodges! Asuka hurries after her but Kayden gets around! Hammerlock and clinch, FACEBUSTER! Kayden hurries, hot tag to Katana! Katana goes up, for the KEG STAND!! Cover, KAIRI BREAKS IT! All four women are down and the fans fire up!
Kayden storms over to get Kairi up and send her out. Kayden hurries to her corner, tags back in, and then brings Asuka up. Katana goes to the top, but Kairi runs in! Katana CROSSBODIES Kairi, but Asuka POSTS Kayden! SLIDING GAMANGIRI for Katana, and Kairi drags her out of the ring! Kairi Alabama Lifts, to ALABAMA SLAM on the desk!! But Kayden rolls Asuka up! TWO!! Asuka escapes, ducks a buzzsaw and SOBATS! ROUNDHOUSE! Tag to Kairi and then Kairi goes up! Asuka dragon sleepers Kayden, for Kairi to add, In-SANE REVERSE DDT!! Cover, Kabuki Warriors win!!
Winners: The Kabuki Warriors, by pinfall (NEW WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions)
Another prediction becomes reality! DMG CTRL celebrates adding two more belts to the collection, though Bayley oddly ends up the odd one out. The pyro goes off for the Kabuki Warriors, will Bayley complete the mission by winning the Women’s Rumble?
The Bloodline talks backstage.
They’re in the private suite as Heyman explains to Solo that there are “different definitions of the word itself, ‘fixed.'” And he understands that sometimes, “fixed” and “solved” feel the same. Solo “solved” the problem, but the orders are to “fix” the problem. So please, Heyman begs Solo to fix the problem, and don’t. Be. Merciful. Solo looks to his taped up thumb, and says, “Okay.” Jimmy asks if that was a smirk. Cuz that’s scary. What’s really scary to Heyman is that Jimmy’s cousin, Roman… Reigns…! Went from Big Dog to Tribal Chief, because he saw the moment and seized it. This weekend, there’s a moment that Jimmy can seize.
Over on Monday Night Raw, there is a World Heavyweight Champion with one good leg! Seth Rollins thinks himself a Visionary, and will drag himself into WrestleMania looking to be a martyr. Jimmy needs to make Rollins into that martyr, Jimmy needs to seize the moment, and that means Jimmy needs to win the Royal Rumble, challenge Rollins, beat Rollins at Mania and bring the WHC home to the Bloodline. And THEN…! Then Jimmy will understand that the line of succession to who is truly The Tribal Heir all starts at the Royal Rumble. Heyman pats Jimmy on the back, will Jimmy look to be a true gamechanger on the Road to WrestleMania?
Bayley walks into Aldis’ office.
She’s all excited, did they see what just happened? Bianca Belair is there and just picked her number. What’d she get? Wouldn’t Bayley like to know. But what Bayley should know is that Bianca is about to become a two-time Royal Rumble winner. Bianca heads out, Bayley quickly snatches a number for herself. She looks at it, and seems disappointed in what she got. Is Bianca going to be the luckiEST in the Rumble? Is Bayley therefore the unlucky one?
Bobby Lashley & The Profits head to the ring!
They’re dressed in their gear, but they’re only meant to have a face-to-face meeting with The Final Testament. Is the wardrobe choice a sign that they’re anticipating far more than that? We’ll see how this goes, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Lashley has a mic to say, “So here we go again, chasing cowards. But please, let me reintroduce our group. We’ve got standing beside me, former Triple Crown Tag Team Champions, The Street Profits. And myself, former United States Champion, former Intercontinental Champion and former WWE Champion, The All Mighty, Bobby Lashley!” Fans cheer them on, and Lashley likes it. They didn’t come here to play. The people of Miami are here to see a fight! The fans cheer that! And a fight is what these three will bring. So Final Testament, no more hiding. Come out and come get some.
The lights go down, and the Final Testament does make their entrance. Karrion Kross leads Scarlett, Paul Ellering and The Authors of Pain. Scarlett then walks out in front to go right to the ring, the harlot harbinger as she is. Lashley says Kross needs to stop playing games. Kross is gonna send his lady up front for him? Fans boo but Dawkins says this is crazy. Wasn’t this supposed to be a face-to-face? Ford says yes, it is, but seems Final Testament isn’t standing on no type of business. But Ford figured it out: Final Testament is something they could never be, and that’s afraid.
Paul Ellering says, “Behold! There is no fear in Karrion Kross.” Scarlett smiles as Kross says Ellering speaks the truth. All he sees from Lashley’s trio is frustration and desperation. And he gets it. Fans “WHAT?!” and Kross tells them to shut up. Kross understands Lashley. Lashley feels things aren’t going to plan anymore. That he’s not in control anymore. And guess what? You’re not! But Kross will give them one thing. They were supposed to do this face to face. Well, they’re out here, so they did their part. But Lashley is standing across from the “prettiest face in the world.” So unfortunately, Miami, with your big mouths, no one is getting their fight tonight.
Fans boo and Lashley says hey, he gives Kross credit. The benefit of the doubt, even. But Kross is lying! He said they’re not fighting tonight, but uh, yes they are. Ford & Dawkins rush out to go after AOP, but then Scarlett jumps on Lashley to CLAW at his face!! Fans boo but then Kross gets in to CLUB Lashley down! Kross POSTS Lashley, goes out after him, but AOP and Profits brawl into the ring! Short arm LARIAT for Dawkins! Then a POWERBOMB for Ford! Fans boo but Akam & Rezar stand tall. Kross sends Lashley in, Lashley gets mugged 3v1! Fans boo as AOP set Lashley up for the KROSS HAMMER!!
The Final Testament stands tall and Kross wishes Lashley sweet dreams. Will even the All Mighty and his Profits have no choice but to #FallAndPray?
Ava and Aldis go over who is left.
Jimmy steps in, so he gets to choose his number. YEET. He picks one out, looks it over, “NO Yeet.” Jimmy doesn’t seem happy about that number, will it be that much harder to seize the moment now?
WWE shares footage from the Performance Center.
As if we didn’t already know things were heated between Logan Paul and Kevin Owens, both men were just getting some training in, and the ImPAULsive one had to be an instigator. Kevin went to leave, Logan talked trash, and then called Kevin the coward just for walking away. Logan threw a water bottle at Kevin, and a brawl broke out! The rest of the wrestlers there had to break this up, but will nothing stop Kevin from shutting Logan up once and for all?
Carmelo Hayes VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller!
These two went a round a few weeks ago but it didn’t go well for either man. They’re both 100% again, will the rematch go much better? Or will we see that Melo Don’t Miss when he’s after Austin Theory Live?
SmackDown returns and Melo makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two talk trash. Theory shoves Melo, saying SmackDown is his show! But Melo runs up to fire off haymakers! Fans fire up as Melo whips but Theory reverses. Melo ducks ‘n’ DROPKICKS Theory down! Fans fire up again, and Melo CHOPS Theory to a corner! Theory staggers around, Melo pie faces then CHOPS again! Theory knees low but Melo shoves Theory down. Theory reels Melo back in to back suplex, but Melo lands on his feet. Melo still falls back, Theory talks more trash, then runs up, only for Melo to dodge and springboard LARIAT!
Fans fire up while Theory bails out, and Melo dares him to come back! The ring count climbs while Waller helps Theory cool off. Melo waits, then storms back up. Theory stays back, takes his time going up the steps, then steps in to CLOBBER Melo! Theory TOSSES Melo, the ref argues with him, and Waller DECKS Melo with a sucker punch! Fans boo while Waller gets away with that one, and Theory says, “It is what it is.” Theory soaks up the heat and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Melo fights up out of a chinlock to fire body shots! Melo fires forearms, whips, but Theory reverses, only for Melo to CLOBBER him! Melo keeps going with big forearms! Melo then catches an arm, hooks Theory up, JUMPING REVERSE DDT! Then a tilt-o-whirl LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives and Waller breathes again. Melo goes to a corner, goes up, but Waller distracts! Fans boo, Melo swipes at Waller, but Theory YANKS Melo down! Theory then reels Melo in, pump handle and ATAXIA!! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans fire up but Theory is furious!
Waller coaches Theory up to keep on Melo. Theory talks a lot of trash, drags Melo up and fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo waistlocks, Waller distracts gain, but Melo DECKS him! Theory waistlocks, but Melo victory rolls! TWO, Theory O’Conner Rolls with tights!! Theory wins!!
Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall
And then Waller has to CLOBBER Melo on top of it! A-Town Down Under mugs Melo, but wait! HERE COMES TRICK! Melo’s best friend is here and he fires off haymakers! The fans are all fired up with chants of “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” Theory & Waller are sent running, Trick Melo Gang stands tall! But wait, Trick denies the fist bump? Trick says he’s saving Melo because of their Dusty Cup match on Tuesday. Fans sure appreciate it, but what about… HIM?
Backstage interview with Eladio Carrion.
Kayla Braxton is with the music superstar who helped kick things off in Miami. What was it like out there? Oh, super fun. That was his first time in an actual WWE ring, so it was an amazing experience. Kayla says we’re all excited given it is Royal Rumble weekend, so she’s gotta ask, who does he think will win WWE Universal Champion? Oh, he’s gotta go with his boy, Randy Orton. You already know it’s RKO. But then Solo, Jimmy and even Heyman walk over. Eladio slows down a bit, and says that respectfully, he’d like to see his guy pop off. Heyman has Solo stand down, because of the respect shown.
Heyman has Jimmy & Solo move on. Heyman says Eladio is just mistaken about his choice. Will Randy have to RKO Roman extra hard for his cousins intimidating Randy’s friend?
LA Knight VS Solo Sikoa w/ Jimmy Uso & Paul Heyman!
But speaking of hitting extra hard, the Mega Star is more than ready to fight the muscle of The Bloodline if it means having a clear path to the Head of the Table! Will there be a BFT to go with last week’s RKO? Or will Solo show no mercy, just as his Tribal Chief commands?
SmackDown returns and Solo makes his entrance, Jimmy and The Wise Man of course by his side. The bell rings and Solo swings but misses! Knight fires off in return and fans ‘YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” But then Solo TOSSES Knight to a corner and SPLASHES! Solo fires off hands now, but the ref counts. Solo lets off at 4 while fans boo, but Solo storms back up, only for Knight to fire off more shots! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips but Solo blocks! Solo whips, puts Knight on the apron, but Knight RAMS into Solo! Knight slingshots and SHOULDER TACKLES, but Solo stays up! Knight dropkicks a leg out, then stomps the taped up hand!
Fans fire up as knight stomps the hand more, then runs to basement dropkick! Solo bails out, Knight pursues, and he takes that hand to SMACK it off the apron! And SMACK it off barriers! And SMACK it off the desk! Fans fire up as Knight then brings Solo over to SMACK that hand off the steel steps! Knight slides into the ring and fans rally. Knight goes back out but Solo ROCKS Knight! Solo whips but Knight reverses to POST Solo! Fans want tables but Solo gets POST! And then Knight SLAMS the hand off the post again and again! They go to the desk, Knight ROCKS Solo, refreshes the count, then Knight puts Solo in.
Knight RMAS into Solo again, but Jimmy creeps up! Knight runs Jimmy off, slingshots in again, but Solo UPPERCUTS Knight down! Fans boo but Solo TOSSES Knight out, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Knight fires haymakers on Solo! Fans “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight LARIATS but Solo stays up! So Knight LARIATS again! Solo still stays up, Knight runs, but into a SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives being thrown around again, but the fans rally up. Solo stalks Knight to a corner, throws down fists, then throws down headbutts! Solo lets off and Jimmy gives a thumbs up. But then Knight ELBOWS Solo, whips him, but Solo reverses. Knight KICKS Solo, then runs, but into a LARIAT! Solo fireman’s carries but Knight fights free! Knight BOOTS from the corner and Solo staggers!
Knight goes up, and he FLYING BULLDOGS Solo down! Fans rally but Heyman and Jimmy coach Solo. Knight goes to ropes, the fans rallying behind him. Knight storms up on Solo to ROCK, JAB, JAB, and JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight fires off more and more, then ROCKS Solo again! Knight whips, Solo reverses but Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! THen RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Knight stomps Solo into a corner, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” then he goes around the way to spell it out. “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” KNEE WASH! Jimmy gets up but Knight DECKS him! But Solo rises!
Knight ancitipates and kicks first! DDT! Knight keeps moving, and he clotheslines Solo up and out! Knight builds speed to WRECK Solo with a dropkick! Solo hits the desk! Fans fire up for tables, and Knight thinks about it. Knight dribbles Solo off the desk again and again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight SMACKS Solo one more time! Then he runs up, to REGAL KNEE Solo down! Fans fire up, but AJ STYLES FLIES IN!! PHENOMENAL FOREARM!!!
Winner: LA Knight, by disqualification
Knight still wins, but Styles ends up doing just what Jimmy suggested! Styles hauls Knight up to RAM him into steel steps! Fans boo Styles then call for Randy. Styles clears off the table and Jimmy has a chair! Is Jimmy going to hit Styles and take out another contender? He and Styles stare down, and Jimmy reconsiders. Jimmy sets the chair down for Styles to “do what you gotta do.” Fans boo but Styles picks the chair up. Solo steps to Styles? Solo says Styles better take care of Knight or Solo takes care of Styles! Styles JAMS Solo! And JAMS Jimmy! Styles SMACKS Solo, then brings Jimmy around to put in the ring!
Styles grabs the chair, and here comes Randy! Fans fire up as The Viper and Phenomenal One meet in the ring! UPPERCUT and Styles falls out of the ring! SNAP POWERSLAM for Jimmy! The fans are fired up but Solo drags Randy out to SMACK him off the desk! Solo clinches, but Orton fires elbows! Orton brings Solo around, BACK SUPLEX ON THE DESK! The desk doesn’t break but Orton decides to bring Styles up! Free t-shirt for the crowd, and Jimmy scrambles as Orton goes after him! Jimmy begs for mercy but he gets a DRAPING DDT instead!! But then Styles springboards in! Orton dodges, kicks low, and puts Styles in ropes!
Fans fire up as Orton has Styles for a DRAPING DDT!! Miami is thunderous as Orton hears those voices! Styles rises, Heyman frowns, and Orton hits an RKO!! Orton raises his finger, maybe HE is the one to finally end Roman’s reign of terror! Will the Apex Predator defy the odds, win the Fatal 4 Way and have his fifteenth world title? WAIT! B F T from LA Knight!! Fans are torn as now The Mega Star now stands tall! Will the Rumble answer the question, “Whose game is it?” with everybody saying L A KNIGHT, YEAH!?
My Thoughts:
An awesome episode for SmackDown, especially as a go-home. For one, great surprise as Elektra Lopez finally joins Legado on SmackDown, helping Santos win as part of her debut. This surely means Lopez loses to Lola Vice on NXT to make that her goodbye match, and then she’s SmackDown fulltime to be part of this feud, maybe even give us a Mixed Six or Mixed Eight. Also great bits throughout the night of the superstars picking Royal Rumble numbers. R-Truth finds a way to be a creative genius even then, and we all know when he’s showing up. Likewise, good comedy of Bayley not being happy with what she got, it’s probably within the first five.
But speaking of Bayley, great promo from her returning to the Performance Center, great career retrospective, and it helped hype the Women’s Tag Team Championship match, because those titles are of course near and dear to Bayley. Kayden & Katana VS Kabuki Warriors was great stuff, and a great win for Asuka & Kairi. Now this really makes it feel like Bayley is going to fail in the Rumble and DMG CTRL will kick her out because she’s not holding up her part of the prophecy, all the stuff that I’ve been saying for this story so that we end up with Iyo VS Bayley for the WWE Women’s Championship at WrestleMania.
Really good match out of Melo and Theory as a rematch/redo of their previous one. Just as I’d hoped, they avoided the Arabian Press Spanish Fly, and I like that they busted out some new stuff, like Melo’s modified DDT and Theory bringing back Ataxia. Theory stealing the win was fine, and how great for Trick to show up for the save. Miami going nuts with “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” is a sign that WWE has something special with Trick Williams. And it’s great story continuity as Trick Melo Gang needs to be as healthy as possible to face LWO on Tuesday. NXT is getting to shine a bit more with HHH at the helm, especially with Ava Raine showing up to be GM to GM with Aldis.
Really good confrontation promo from Final Testament and the still unnamed trio of Lashley & Profits. I do like The Final Testament has moved from merch shirts being the words and a picture in a very old school or traditional pro-wrestling design trope and is now just a stylized cross made to look like the letters T and F combined. Good brawl but of course Scarlett tips the scales. All the more reason for B-Fab talking with Lashley to become an agreement that B-Fab gets involved. B-Fab can counter Scarlett to allow Lashley & Profits to properly face Kross & AOP in a Six Man Tag, and that will be some great stuff.
And of course, great stuff in the Bloodline story again. Cool of WWE to have Eladio here, being he’s friends with Bad Bunny and is following in the same line of having a rap song about a favorite wrestler. Good interaction of Eladio with The Bloodline, and good stuff from Heyman dangling a prize in front of Jimmy to motivate him doing stuff for Roman. Jimmy sure ain’t winning the Rumble but hey, he could have a good part in the Rumble, especially if he and Jey meet there. That could even spark Jimmy VS Jey for Mania if they so desired. But great stuff with Knight VS Solo, and Styles getting involved to give Knight the win and sparking more brawling.
I did NOT think Knight would change the go-home math, but like, with Hulk Hogan’s historic reign within reach, pretty sure Roman wins. That’s half the reason for the Fatal 4 Way, honestly. Roman can win without really hurting anyone else’s power levels, and he doesn’t even need to be in the go-home math on TV like the others have been.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Mitchell’s Road to Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (4/27/24)
Rural Revitalization continues!
Will Great-O-Khan be setting the table?
It’s Rural Revitalization in Hiroshima for the KOPW Championship! Can Yuya Uemura survive tires, lemons and a table? Or will Great-O-Khan conquer him for the United Empire?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Frontier Zone – Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano VS Rey Paloma & HANZO; Oleg & Yano win.
- Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask & Bishamon VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
- Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita VS Jeff Cobb & Francesco Akira; Cobb & Akira win.
- Six Man Tag: El Desperado, Shota Umino & Tomohiro Ishii VS The House of Torture; Desperado, Shota & Ishii win.
- Hiroshi Tanahashi & Katsuya Murashima VS Tomoaki Honma & Shoma Kato; Tanahashi & Murashima win.
- DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Yoshinobu win.
- NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships: TMDK VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo; TMDK wins and retains the titles.
- KOPW Championship Rural Revitalization: Great-O-Khan VS Yuya Uemura; Yuya wins and becomes the new KOPW Champion.
- 10 Man Tag Elimination Match: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs; LIJ wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships: TMDK w/ Zack Sabre Jr. VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo w/ Jado!
Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls snatched the titles away during the Windy City Riot, but the Guerrillas of Destiny are getting their rematch! Will the Headbanga & Young Guerilla redeem themselves on the Road to Wrestling Dontaku? Or will they see The Mighty Don’t Kneel?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if The Mighty stay NJPW Strong!
The teams sort out and Hysterical Haste starts against ELP. The fans rally up with the bell and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but then Shane cording holds into a wrench and wristlock. ELP rolls, handsprings and wrenches back. ELP keeps Shane from ropes so Shane rolls, kips up, snapmares and KICKS ELP! The fans cheer while Shane shakes out his leg. ELP grimaces as he stands and shakes out the arm. The two reset, tie up, and ELP waistlocks. ELP goes for a chinlock but Shane standing switches. ELP switches, Shane switches again, and repeat. ELP headlocks, Shane powers out, then reels ELP in for a headlock.
ELP powers out, Shane runs him over, and then he sits ELP up to run. ELP drops under, hurdles over, but Shane shoves him. ELP rolls off Shane’s back to RANA! The fans fire up as ELP kips up and fixes his hair. The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” while Shane is in a corner. Shane comes back to fire a forearm! ELP fires a forearm back! Shane fires another forearm so ELP gives it back. They go back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans rally up! ELP gets the edge, but Shane UPPERCUTS! Shane CHOPS ELP, whips him corner to corner, but ELP goes up and over and keeps moving. ELP fakes Shane out to avoid the dropkick!
ELP goes to ropes to LIONSAULT but Shane moves! ELP sits up but avoids the Penalty Kick! The two stand off and the fans cheer! Shane and ELP reset, and Leo reaches out. ELP tags him in and the fans rally up. Shane tags Mikey, and he circles with Leo. They get face to face, and Mikey pie faces Leo! They tie up, Leo shoves Mikey away, but Mikey comes back. They tie up, Mikey headlocks but Leo lifts. Mikey thrashes the hold, Leo powers out and they RAM shoulders! Leo eggs Mikey on so Mikey runs and they RAM shoulders! Leo runs, Mikey ELBOWS him! Mikey runs, Leo runs him over! The fans fire up as Leo flexes.
Leo drags Mikey up, suplexes, but Mikey fights it! Mikey tries to suplex but Leo’s so tall! Leo suplexes, Mikehy slips free to waistlock, but Leo RAMS him into a corner! Leo runs in, Mikey dodges, only for Leo to LARIAT outta the corner! Tag to ELP and the Guerrillas get Mikey up. ELP BLASTS Shane while Leo whips Mikey to a corner. Leo SPLASHES, ELP clotheslines, then feed to the SIDEWALK SLAM and FALLING AX HANDLE! The Guerrillas high-five, ELP covers, TWO! ELP brings Mikey up but Mikey fights the suplex! Mikey powers out, whips, but ELP BLASTS Shane! ELP dodges Mikey, waistlocks, but Mikey swings. ELP ducks, into a DDT!
The fans fire up while Mikey shoves ELP over and tags in Shane. Mikey brings ELP up to TOSS him out, and then Mikey BLASTS Leo! Shane whips ELP into railing! Shane flexes, fans applaud, and Shane drags ELP up. APRON BACK SUPLEX! Shane shoves ELP in, covers, ROPEBREAK! The fans rally as ELP stays in this but Shane grabs one of ELP’s hands. Shane stretches out the arm to then KICK ELP in the shoulder! Shane brings ELP up but ELP fires forearms! Shane shoves ELP but ELP ELBOWS Mikey! ELP fires off on Shane, whips, but Shane reverses and Mikey trips ELP up! Shane basement dropkicks ELP and he spins around into a HAYMAKER from Mikey!
ELP flops to the floor, Mikey claims the apron is slippery, but the referee reprimands him all the same. The ring count starts but Mikey puts ELP in at 4 of 20. Shane covers, TWO! Shane keeps ELP down with body scissors. ELP endures, reaches out, drags Shane along as he crawls over, and the fans rally up. Shane grabs ELP’s arm and brings him into a cover, TWO! Shane whips ELP away into The Mighty corner! Tag to Mikey, he sends Shane in, but ELP puts Shane on the apron! ELP BOOTS Mikey, ROUNDHOUSES Shane, then runs, but Mikey catches him! Mikey RAMS ELP back into the corner!
Mikey taunts Leo then digs boots into ELP. The fans rally up and ELP throws body shots. Mikey eggs ELP on so ELP CHOPS! ELP tries to get under but Mikey grabs a leg and drags him back! Tag to Shane, and Shane stomps ELP down. Shane kicks ELP around, kicks him more, but ELP fires off hands! Shane back drops ELP up and away! The fans rally while Shane drags ELP back to a cover, but Leo breaks it! Shane drags ELP back, tags Mikey in, and TMDK mug ELP. ELP sputters, Mikey tags Shane back in, and Shane sucker punches Leo! Mikey hoists ELP up but ELP BOOTS Shane! ELP backs Mikey into the corner, then goes up and over Shane!
Shane runs into Mikey but Mikey still pursues ELP. Mikey drags ELP back but ELP ENZIGIRIS free! The fans fire up, but Shane gets ELP’s legs! ELP BOOTS Shane away, hurries up again, but Mikey BLASTS Leo first! Mikey then brings ELP around to back suplex! ELP lands on his feet, but Shane back suplexes! ELP still lands on his feet, then he ducks under TMDK to hot tag Leo! The fans fire up as Leo UPPERCUTS Shane, swings on Mikey, but Mikey dodges, only for Leo to BOOT him! Leo scoops Shane for SNAKE EYES and a BOOT! The fans fire up with Leo while Shane and Mikey go to opposite corners.
Leo runs in to SPLASH Mikey! Leo keeps going but Shane BOOTS him! Shane runs up but Leo ELBOWS him down! Leo runs to drop the JUMPING ELBOW on Shane! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Leo watches Shane stir. Shane rises, Leo choke grips! GODS- NO, Shane slips free and Mikey fires a forearm! Shane UPPERCUTS, Mikey LARIATS, but Leo stays up! Shane runs to LARIAT! Leo roars, but TMDK double kick! TMDK reels Leo in, but Leo DOUBLE SUPLEXES them instead! The fans fire up and Leo watches TMDK bail out. Leo tags ELP and ELP goes up. Leo helps him walk the tightrope, to ARIHARA MOONSAULT TMDK down at the ramp!
The fans fire up again, and Leo goes out to get Shane in. ELP & Leo get Shane up to CHOP, straitjacket torture rack, and then Leo runs. BOOT into the spin, BRAIN SALAD! Cover, Mikey breaks it! Mikey fires forearms on Leo & ELP, runs, but ELP hurdles so Leo can DDT! Mikey bails out, the fans fire up, and ELP tunes up the band. Shane rises, into SUDDEN- NO, Shane dodges! Shane runs up, but into Leo’s hands! ELP aims, but Shane pulls Leo into SUDDEN DEATH! Shane UPPERCUTS ELP and DROPKICKS Leo! Shane KICKS ELP, BOOTS him, then reels him in for an INVERTED EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!!
ELP survives and Shane is surprised! The fans fires up, Shane and ELP rise, and ELP staggers to a corner. Shane puts ELP up top, ROCKS him with a right, then climbs up. Shane brings ELP up but ELP fires body shots! ELP HEADBUTTS Shane down but Mikey tags in! Shane goes up, ELP sends him back down, so Mikey UPPERCUTS! Mikey gives Shane the boost, and they get ELP for the SUPERPLEX BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives but Mikey powers up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives again and the fans fire up! Mikey grows frustrated, he drags ELP up and reels him in.
ELP slips free of the Blue Thunder to kick and tuck the arms! But Mikey trips ELP to jackknife bridge, TWO! ELP rolling clutches! TWO and Mikey has the cover! TWO and ELP ghost pins, TWO!! Mikey escapes but ELP dodges! ELP DROPKICKS Mikey down and the fans fire up! Both men crawl, hot tag to Leo! Leo runs to BLAST Shane, then he turns to look at Mikey. Mikey eggs Leo on, then fires forearms! Leo ROCKS Mikey with just one! Mikey fires another flurry, but Leo ROCKS Mikey again! Leo eggs Mikey on and the fans rally. Mikey kicks low, ROCKS Leo, then runs, but into a scoop! Tag to ELP before the POWERSLAM!
ELP goes up to SWANTON BOMB! And then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, ELP tags Leo back in, and they tune up the band again! Mikey rises, but Shane trips Leo! Mikey ROCKS ELP, Shane UPPERCUTS ELP! Feed to the scoop but ELP slips free! ELP shoves Mikey into Shane, and Leo grabs them both! But both Shane & Mikey fight free of the choke slams! Shane KNEES, Mikey FOREARMS, but then ELP fires off on TMDK! ELP runs, but into a double trophy lift! THUNDER- DOUBLE DDTS!! ELP turns things around on TMDK, and the fans are thunderous! Mikey stands up into SUDDEN DEATH! ELP PLANCHAS onto Shane!
GODSEND for Mikey! ELP then climbs up the ropes, then climbs onto Leo! SUPER THUNDERKISS 86!! Cover, but Shane barrels through ELP to break it!! The fans are thunderous again but ELP is frustrated. ELP fires off on Shane, runs, but Shane LARIATS! Shane dodges Leo but runs into the POWER TRIP! GOD- NO, Mikey rolls Leo up!! TMDK WINS!!
Winners: TMDK, by pinfall (still NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions)
Leo is furious! He is sure Mikey pulled tights there! He stomps at Mikey, pushes past ELP and goes after Mikey on the outside! Mikey and Leo push each other around, but there’s nothing Leo can do about this one. Will he and ELP just have to fight their way back up to the top? As for TMDK, will they continue to rock ‘n’ roll through the ranks with all this gold?
KOPW Championship Rural Revitalization: Great-O-Khan w/ Callum Newman & Francesco Akira VS Yuya Uemura w/ Taka Michinoku & Taichi!
It’s Rural Revitalization 2: Hiroshima Style! The Dominator just managed to make it past Tanga Loa, will he make it through the Heat Storm? Or will KOPW soon belong to Just5Guys?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can put in the work!
This first round is Mazda tire carrying. Each man has a big orange cone placed in their corner, so they simply have to go fetch the tires from the stacks outside. Whoever gets four tires first wins the round! The bell rings, Yuya kicks Khan then heads for ropes, but Khan reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Khan goes out now, hurries up the ramp, and grabs two tires at once! The fans cheer and Khan gets those tires in the ring. Then he goes back for more! A risky move but that means four tires are on play. Yuya DROPKICKS Khan and here’s where the risk is involved! Yuya aims to PLANCHA but Khan chucks a tire!
Yuya falls back, Khan gets the tires in then drags Yuya out. Khan CLUBS away on Yuya against the apron, then uses a tire to bind Yuya’s legs! Khan CLUBS Yuya more, and Khan even ties Yuya up in the ropes! Khan sacrifices two tires to trap Yuya! The fans cheer the creativity, and Khan STOMPS Yuya on the apron before heading for more tires. Yuya works to get free as Khan brings two more tires to the ring. Khan sets those tires in, Yuya gets free, but Khan has stacked two tires. Then three, but Yuya DROPKICKS him down! Yuya takes the tires off Khan’s cones, leaving him with just one. Yuya goes out to get the last tires remaining!
Yuya brings tires to his cone, then clears out some space. Yuya has two tires, steals Khan’s one, but then Khan grabs Yuya for an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Yuya fights free, but Khan Mongolian Chops him down! Khan throws the tires off Yuya’s cone, then throws the cone! We’re back to zero and zero, and Khan whips Yuya into a corner, to then clothesline him! The fans fire up as Khan climbs up and sits on his throne! Khan then hops down to Mongolian Chop! And Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian CHOP! Yuya sits down, Khan takes a tire, but then THROWS it at Yuya! Yuya goes up and over and AX HANDLES Khan down!
The fans rally as Khan grabs tires and cone, and he starts stacking! Yuya has two, then three! He just needs to find one more! Yuya grabs one from outside, but Khan reels him in! Khan DECKS Yuya, then undoes some of the stack. Khan confiscates a tire, makes sure it’s nice and bouncy, but also works up quite the sweat. The fans rally as Khan aims and takes a swing, only for Yuya to counter tire with tire! They clash again, and again! Then they set up for TIRE SUMO! And again, TIRE SUMO! They run in again, and Khan RAMS Yuya! Yuya is disarmed, and Khan CLOBBERS him with the TIRE SUMO!
The fans fire up while Yuya is down and Khan grabs tires. Khan says he’s not done with Yuya yet. Khan starts stacking tires at the center of the ring, then drags Yuya up. Khan clinches Yuya into HITSUJIGOROSHI! Yuya endures, even as Khan throws knees! Khan then scoops to SLAM Yuya on the tires! That’ll leave some skid marks! Khan then drags Yuya off the stack, brings him up and around, to then put a tire around his head. And then another! Yuya’s two tired to stand but Khan makes him! Khan throws a BODY BLOW, then he TRIPS Yuya into a TIRE DDT! The fans fire up while Khan grabs the other tires.
Khan stacks tires on his cone, that’s two. Khan hurries to find other tires on the outside, and he has a third. Khan considers his options, and takes one of the tires from Yuya. But Yuya clings to the tires, so Khan stomps him! Yuya refuses to let go of the tires! Khan stomps Yuya more but Yuya defends the tire with his body! Khan claws at Yuya, they tug-o-war over the tire, but Khan pulls on Yuya’s ear! Yuya kicks low, kicks again, then SMACKS Khan with the tire, and DROPKICKS Khan down! The tire goes tumbling out of the ring while Yuya fires up! Yuya takes Khan’s tires, hurries them over to his cone, that’s three right there!
Now Yuya has to hurry and find another! Yuya goes outside, grabs the tire, but Khan intercepts! They tug-o-war again, but then Khan RAMS Yuya into a corner! Khan takes this tire, that’s one. Khan finds tires on the outside and brings them in! Yuya hurries to cover tires again! Khan stomps Yuya, still stacks three, so it’s all down to this seventh tire! Yuya and Khan tug-o-war yet again, the fans rallying behind them! Khan grabs Yuya’s arm, but Yuya slips around to a SLEEPER! Khan fights up but Yuya squeezes tight! Yuya then CLUBS away on Khan, runs, but into a TIRE SWEEP! And a BASEMENT DROPKICK!
Khan grabs the final tire, but Yuya schoolboys him away! Yuya rolls through, snatches the tire, and complete his stack! Yuya wins the first round!
Khan: 0; Yuya: 1
Just like with Tanga Loa, Khan drops the ball in the first round! But then, will history repeat itself here as we prepare for the second round?
The tarps are set down, the table is set, and it’s time to eat up some Hiroshima lemons! Khan makes sure the people watching at home and around the world understand that Hiroshima lemons are the best, which probably means they’re the most sour. Khan puts on his bandana and takes his seat at the table. He and Yuya get some wet wipes to clean their hands, and it all comes down to who finishes their one lemon first. Ready, set, EAT! Yuya starts fast and that face shows how sour these are. Khan says hold on, and he just takes a HUGE bite! Yuya is suffering but Khan is reveling in the sourness! Khan’s already halfway through!
Yuya can barely keep the lemon in, but Khan’s eaten it all up! Can he get it all down before Yuya? Khan is chewing and chewing, Yuya is practically shaking from how sour it all is! Khan keeps going and… Yes, Khan has it all down! Khan wins!
Khan: 1; Yuya: 1
Khan now lets his body feel the stinging sweetness, and he says it was delicious! But then, that leaves us with this third and final round. And this time it’s a TABLES match! Who will be feeling sour and sore after this one?
The bell rings, both men rush in, Yuya dodges to fire haymakers! Yuya whips, Khan reverses but Yuya CLOBBERS him! Khan gets up, but Yuya DROPKICKS him down! Khan bails out, Yuya aims and PLANCHAS! Direct hit at the ramp, and the Heat Storm fires back up! The table is there, so Yuya drags Khan right up! Yuya goes to suplex but Khan blocks! Khan fights with body shots, turns things around, but Yuya fights the suplex! They fight for control, but Khan RAMS Yuya into the apron! The fans rally, Khan drags Yuya back up, and whips him into railing! Yuya tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land!
Khan storms out after Yuya and he asks fans move aside. Young Lions help the fans clear out while Khan drags Yuya up. Khan brings Yuya around and reminds everyone, No Disqualifications! Khan BOWLS Yuya through chairs, and that’s definitely a strike! The fans cheer Khan as he stands on chairs, but then asks more fans to move aside! Khan stomps Yuya, stomps a chair onto Yuya, then tosses that chair aside. Sorry to whoever had that seat… Khan then drags Yuya up and brings him around, but Yuya throws body shots! Khan Mongolian Chops Yuya down! Khan drags Yuya back up, and BOWLS him into more chairs!
Yuya is stuck on the seats, that wasn’t quite a strike. But Khan stacks chairs on Yuya to pick up the spare. Khan SMACKS chair with chair! Yuya sputters while fans applaud, and Khan goes back to fetch Yuya. Taichi and Taka are there but so are Newman and Akira. The Empire keeps the two out of five guys at bay while Khan drags Yuya to the back of the crowd. Khan whips Yuya into the emergency exit! Khan then SLAMS railing down on Yuya, and then SMACKS railing with railing! Khan talks trash while Taka and Taichi coach Yuya up. The ref checks Yuya, but he’s somehow able to continue, so Khan drags him up.
Khan brings Yuya around to drag him through the chairs! Khan brings Yuya back to ringside, then into the ring. The fans applaud, and then Khan goes looking under the ring. Khan eventually finds another lemon! Khan takes a big bite and uses the citrus to power up! Then he DIGS the lemon into Yuya’s face! The citric acid burns but the fans fire up! Khan goes to fetch the table from outside, puts it inside, and then sets it up in a corner. The fans rally up as Khan stalks Yuya. Khan drags Yuya up, reels him in to scoop, but Yuya slips free! Khan avoids hitting table, but Yuya DOUBLE CHOPS! Yuya whips Khan into the blue corner, then DOUBLE CHOPS again!
The fans fire up and Yuya grits his teeth. Yuya roars, brings Khan up and reels him in for a BIG back suplex! The fans rally again and Yuya brings Khan up. Yuya clinches, but Khan fights the lift! Yuya still tries, but Khan fights it to a head ‘n’ arm clinch. Yuya gets around, headlocks, but Khan pops out to waistlock. Yuya fights being pushed around, then switches to get an arm. Khan clinches but so does Yuya. They fight for control, and Khan’s SAYANAGI takes Yuya down! The fans fire up and both men stir. Yuya flops out of the ring, but Khan crawls in pursuit. Khan drags Yuya up, then RAMS him into railing!
Yuya writhes, Khan goes looking under the ring, and he brings out another TABLE! Khan SMACKS Yuya with the table, then stands the table up at ringside. Khan drags Yuya up, SMACKS him off the apron, then climbs up. Khan drags Yuya up onto the apron, Mongolian Chops, then regular CHOPS! Khan UPPERCUTS, then clamps on the IRON CLAW! Khan scoops but Yuya fights free! Yuya DROPKICKS! Khan holds onto ropes to stay up, but Yuya hurries to run! Yuya LARIATS, but into the IRON CLAW!! Khan drags Yuya up and over, ELIMINATOR- NO, Yuya grabs ropes to fight that off! Khan kicks low, winds up, but Yuya traps the arm!
Yuya traps the other arm, takes aim, but Khan fights the Deadbolt with all his might!! The fans are thunderous as Yuya still tries! Khan BITES Yuya’s ear! And then POSTS him! But Yuya runs up, into a BOOT! Yuya falls back, Khan sits down, and the fans rally again! Khan undoes his hand tape, ends up pushing the table over, and then he folds it all up. Khan puts the table in the ring, pushes Yuya aside, and then he sets this table up again, in the blue corner. Yuya goes up top to CROSSBODY! The fans fire up as Yuya roars! Yuya has his choice as he hauls Khan up. Yuya traps the arms, but Khan makes it a BELLY2BELLY!
But Yuya rises back up! Yuya runs in, gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Khan’s right up! Khan LARIATS Yuya down! The fans fire up as Yuya is right back up, and URENAGES! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous! Khan flounders around, he and Yuya crawl to center, and Yuya fires a forearm! Khan gives it back! Both men stand, and Yuya fires a haymaker! Khan comes back to forearm! Yuya wobbles, but he comes back to HAYMAKER! Khan staggers, wobbles, but comes back to FOREARM! Both men stagger, but Yuya fires another haymaker! Khan fires a flurry of forearms, but Yuya haymakers!
Khan ROCKS Yuya, but Yuya DOUBLE CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! But Khan throws an IRON RIGHT! The fans fire up again as Yuya falls! Khan roars with Monster Rage and he hauls Yuya up! IRON CLAW, and then ELIMIN- NO, Yuya slips free! Yuya wrenches, traps the arms, DEADBOLT SUPLEX through the table!! YUYA WINS!!
Winner: Yuya Uemura, 2-1 (NEW KOPW Champion)
Yuya slammed the Deadbolt shut on Khan and now he takes the title from him! The Heat Storm is rising, how hot will he make the KOPW Division through the Summer?
10 Man Tag Elimination Match: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs!
These factions have been battling all over this Road to Wrestling Dontaku, but now they will fight ’til the last man! Will there be a roll call for Bushi, Hiromu, Takagi, Yota y Naito? Or will this alliance with the Good Looking Emperor, Jake Lee, help David Finlay, Gabe Kidd, Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney shoot down LIJ?
Wait, it seems Naito has brought backup of his own? It’s SLYLY! The dragon-like mascot of Hiroshima Toyo Carp, and half-brother to the Philadelphia Phillies’ Phillie Phanatic! Well, Naito does love him some baseball. Tensions are running high, and Finlay throws his shirt at Yota. Yota balls that shirt up, and throws a fastball over the plate! The teams sort out, Finlay pushes Yota around and Gabe talks trash on Takagi. Red Shoes gets them all to settle down, and the War Dogs bark and put up the Too Sweet. Jake joins in at the end there. LIJ mocks the barking before they fist bump, and the fans cheer.
Things finally sort out and Finlay starts against Yota. The fans fire up behind “YO~TA! YO~TA!” at the bell, and Yota makes sure Finlay hears that. Finlay gets on the corner but the fans all boo. The two circle, tie up, and Yota uses his size to put Finlay on ropes. Finlay turns that around to grind forearms in Yota’s face and push him around. Finlay then backs up to SPIT at him! The fans boo but Yota CHOPS Finlay in return! The fans cheer, Yota headlocks, and Yota grinds Finlay down. Finlay powers up and out to headlock back, but Yota powers up and out. They RAM shoulders, Yota rebounds to run Finlay over!
The fans fire up, things speed up, but Finlay bails out. The fans boo but Finlay says he’s got time. Yota barks at Finlay but Finlay just mockingly applauds. Finlay returns, kips up just to show off, but then Hiromu wants in! Yota tags Hiromu, Finlay tags Drilla. Hiromu fires forearms on Drilla, whips, to ROCK, trip, KICK the ropes, then run and SHOTGUN Drilla down! The fans fire up while Hiromu barks. Hiromu runs corner to corner to clothesline, snapmare and basement dropkick! The fans fire up but Connors runs in to knee Hiromu low! Connors barks, runs, but Hiromu kicks low! Bushi dropkicks legs out so Hiromu can basement dropkick!
The fans fire up but Drilla fires hands and CHOPS on LIJ. Hiromu CHOPS back, he and Bushi double whip to TU LO SABE! Cover, TWO! Drilla stays in this but Hiromu fires Hiroshima up. Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Drilla slips free to RAM Hiromu into the corner! The Dogs mug Hiromu while Jake Lee runs up to BLAST Naito! Finlay and Connors help out in mugging Yota and Bushi! Things have pilled out into the crowd in multiple areas while Naito fights back! Jake kicks Naito, then whips him hard into railing! Naito tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Gabe and Takagi throw HEADBUTTS back and forth!
Finlay snatches a phone? He’s taking pictures of Jake stomping away on Naito! But then Yota attacks Finlay! Finlay POSTS Yota, a ring count starts, but the Dogs just keep beating LIJ down! Drilla finds his way back to ringside, Hiromu manages to make his way in! Hiromu crawls in at 17 but Drilla is there to stomp him! Drilla bumps Hiromu off Finlay’s boot! Drilla tags Jake in, they mug Hiromu, and Jake digs his boot in while Finlay pulls Hiromu’s hair! Red Shoes is busy getting everyone to stop brawling! Jake lets off but Hiromu fires off CHOPS! Jake just kicks low, whips, and then HIP TOSSES Hiromu down!
Hiromu staggers up but Jake clamps on a SLEEPER! Tag to Finlay and they mug Hiromu in the corner. Red Shoes reprimands and counts, the fans boo, and Finlay lets off at 4. Finlay soaks up heat, then he takes Hiromu’s Kamaitachi mask and THROWS it to the crowd! Finlay then BLASTS Yota off the apron! The Dogs CHOKE Hiromu more, mug him while Finlay argues with Red Shoes, then Finlay brings Hiromu up. Finlay fireman’s carries and goes to dump Hiromu! Hiromu clamps onto ropes, Bushi runs in to make the save! Connors goes after Bushi so Takagi makes the save! But Connors goes after Takagi now!
Finlay puts Hiromu on the apron but Hiromu rolls back in, SAFE! The fans cheer while Finlay is frustrated. Finlay storms up on Hiromu in a corner but Hiromu CHOPS and CHOPS! Finlay knees low, whips corner to corner hard, and Hiromu flounders all the way back to where he started! Finlay drags Hiromu up and over, the fans still cheering him on, but Connors tags in. Connors BLASTS Naito off the corner, then snap suplexes Hiromu down! Connors runs to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Hiromu stays in this but Connors stays on him with a seated full nelson. The fans continue to rally for “HI-RO-MU!” as he endures!
Hiromu fights around, even as Gedo barks at him to give up. Hiromu still gets the ROPEBREAK! Finlay pushes the foot away and that distracts Red Shoes, allowing Drilla to join in and stomp Hiromu! Drilla & Connors double whip but Hiromu gets around to lift Connors and throw him at Drilla, FORCED RANA! The fans fire up but Connors keeps Hiromu away from his corner! Hiromu blocks a kick, and a punch, to DRAGON SCREW! The fans rally again while both men are down! Hot tag to Naito! Naito rallies on Connors, BLASTS Drilla, swings on Jake, but Jake gets away. Connors CLUBS Naito, whips, but Naito reverses to arm-drag!
Naito atomic drops, runs, and ELBOWS Connors down, to then basement dropkick! The fans fire up while Naito stares Jake down. Naito covers Connors, TWO! The fans rally, Naito drags Connors up and dragon sleepers, for the NECKBREAKER! And then, LEG HOOK NELSON! Connors endures but Gabe stomps Naito! Gabe BLASTS Takagi, the rest of the Dogs attack, and Gabe stomps away on Naito! Gabe tells off the fans but the fans boo. Red Shoes reprimands so Gabe steps away, and Connors drags Naito up. Connors UPPERCUTS, whips, but Naito reverses to TORNADO- NO, Connors powers out!
Connors dodges Naito, redirects and POUNCES! Naito is down but the fans rally up. Naito and Connors crawl, hot tags to Takagi and Gabe! The fans fire up for the NEVER Openweight Championship appetizer! They RAM shoulders, Takagi ROCKS Gabe then runs to RAM him! Gabe rebounds to RAM Takagi, but Takagi rebounds to RAM Gabe! Gabe fires a forearm, whips Takagi to a corner then runs in to clothesline! Takagi says that’s not enough, so Gabe UPPERCUTS! Gabe says he’s a madman, then whips, only for Takagi to reverses. Takagi runs in, blocks a boot, and clotheslines through! The fans fire up with Takagi, but Gabe shoves him!
Takagi kicks and CLUBS away on Gabe, but Gabe BITES Takagi’s forehead! Red shoes reprimands, but Takagi spins Gabe around to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Gabe’s still in this but the fans rally behind “TA-KA-GI!” Takagi looks around, “Oi, Hiroshima! TOKI GA-” NO, Gabe CLOBBERS Takagi! It isn’t his time yet, and Gabe stands Takagi up to HEADBUTT again and again! Then Gabe suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi’s tougher than that but Gabe shakes his head. Gabe scuffs Takagi, eggs him on and runs, but Takagi blocks the Rebounder to HEADBUTT! Gabe HEADBUTTS! Both men shake their heads, and then Takagi HEADBUTTS!
Gabe HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS again and again, but then Gabe HEADBUTTS again and again! Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe gives it back, repeat! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! Gabe gets the edge, but Takagi fires boxing elbows! Gabe CHOP! Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! Gabe UPPERCUTS and YUKON LARIATS! But Takagi’s right up to LARIAT!! Gabe rises and shouts! Both men run in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Gabe fires palm strikes, talks trash, but gets a JAB, HEADBUTT, and a PUMPING BOMBER take takes both men up and out! DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!
Fans go wild as Takagi’s sacrifice play makes things 4v4! Bushi and Drilla jump in and Drilla fires off shots! Drilla ENZIGIRIS, ripcords, but Bushi dodges to RANA! And DROPKICK! Drilla bails out but Bushi builds speed, only for Connors to SNAP POWERSLAM! Drilla gets in, he and Connors get moving, SPEAR GORE COMBO!! Cover, TWO!! Bushi survives but the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions coordinate. Connors BLASTS Naito off the apron before he climbs a corner, and Drilla gets Bushi up. Drilla suplexes, but Bushi slips free! Bushi shoves Drilla into Connors, then runs back in to CODE-
NO, Drilla blocks and aims for ropes! Bushi slips free, dodges Drilla, but Drilla ducks the enzigiri, only for the REWIND HEEL to hit! Bushi whips Drilla up and out and to the floor, Bushi ELIMINATES Drilla! We’re 4v3 in LIJ’s favor, but then Connors SPEARS Bushi! Connors says this is it, and he reels Bushi in for- NO! Bushi turns No Chaser into a backslide! BUSHI ROLL! Bushi ELIMINATES Connors!! The Black Mask singlehandedly handles the tag champs and the fans fire up! But then Finlay CLOBBERS Bushi and rains down fists! Finlay roars in rage, then he drags Bushi up. Canadian Rack, but Bushi slips free to backslide!
Finlay rolls through to UPPERCUT! Jake BLASTS Naito, BLASTS Yota, and then Finlay gets Bushi up! Finlay POWERBOMBS Bushi to the outside, onto Naito and the rest! Finlay ELIMINATES Bushi! We’re back to 3v2 as Finlay still has Jake but LIJ still has Naito, Hiromu and Yota. And speaking of Yota, he gets in to brawl with Finlay! Yota whips, Finlay reverses but Yota flipping RANAS! Then he BLASTS Jake! Yota runs corner to corner to STINGER SPLASH Finlay! Yota keeps moving, he runs Finlay over to then run and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up with Yota as he smiles and paces around.
Yota brings Finlay up and fireman’s carries, but Finlay slips free. Yota kicks, runs, but Finlay ELBOWS him down, then SENTONS on top! Finlay barks as he aims at Yota. Yota rises, Finlay runs in, and UPPERCUTS at the corner! Then clotheslines! Then FALCON ARROWS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Yota but Finlay grows frustrated. Finlay drags Yota up, reels him in, but Yota fights the lift! Finlay CLUBS away on Yota, tries again, and he has Yota up, but Yota fights free of the bomb! Yota fires forearms, but Finlay UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS again! Finlay runs, but Yota backslides to KNEE Finlay down!
The fans fire up again as we pass 20 minutes, and Yota drags Finlay up. Yota goes up and up but Finlay shoves him over! Yota’s on the apron, he and Finlay brawl! Yota ROCKS Finlay, but Finlay gets in Red Shoes’ face! Jake grabs at Yota, Yota kicks him away, but Finlay BLASTS Yota down and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo but the Dogs have made this 2v2! Finlay and Jake stand together, and they dare Naito & Hiromu to join them. Naito and Hiromu oblige as they step inside. Naito stares Jake down, Hiromu stares Finlay down, and they start swinging! The fans fire up, but then Finlay fireman’s carries Hiromu! Finlay aims for ropes!
Naito gets past Jake to save Hiromu, but then Jake BOOTS Naito down! Jake scrapes Naito out of the ring and goes after him, but Hiromu fireman’s carries Finlay! Hiromu runs at ropes and dumps Finlay out! Finlay stays on the apron but Hiromu SUPERKICKS! Finlay holds onto ropes and wobbles, but Hiromu builds speed! Hiromu DIVES and SUNSET FLIPS, but Finlay still holds on! Finlay throws down hands, gets back inside, he’s SAFE! Hiromu is also safe because he went through the second rope. Hiromu runs back in, but avoids Blue Thunder to wheelbarrow! But Finlay turns that into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!
Hiromu writhes, the fans rally as hard as they can behind him, but Finlay drags Hiromu up. DOMINATOR! Cover, Naito breaks it! Jake stomps Naito and TOSSES him out! It was all second rope so Naito’s safe, but Finlay talks trash on Hiromu. Finlay drags Hiromu up, reels him in, suplexes, but Hiromu slips free! Finlay UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Flashback to the 23rd! Hiromu just takes UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT from Finlay, but he doesn’t stop! Then he SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs, but into another UPPERCUT! Finlay gets Hiromu up, but Hiromu RANAS Finlay up and out to ELIMINATE him!!
The fans are thunderous as The Rebel is shocked! Hiromu mocks him, but then Jake runs in! Hiromu gets under the boot to get under Jake! Jake fights Hiromu off, snarls, and then runs up! Hiromu dodges to kick a leg! Hiromu runs, but Jake kitchen sink knees! Jake takes aim, runs up, and FACE BREAK SHOT! Hiromu tumbles up and out and to the floor, Jake ELIMINATES him! And now, at 25 minutes in, we’re down to just Jake and just Naito! Naito slowly rolls into the ring as the fans rally behind him. Jake watches Naito stand, and the two stare down. Jake runs in but Naito dodges to fire off forearms!
Naito whips but Jake reverses to KNEE low! Jake fires up but fans boo as he stands Naito up. Jake reels Naito in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Naito protects the plate but Jake is aiming another heater! Jake waits as Naito stands, then winds up to choke grip! But Naito throws back elbows to get free! Naito then wrenches, TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up again while both men are down! Naito rises, he drags Jake up, and he throws those heavy back elbows! Jake crawls around, Naito brings him up, and Naito throws more heavy back elbows! Jake wobbles and staggers to the corner but Naito is right on him.
Naito brings Jake around for even more heavy back elbows! Jake falls over, the fans fire up, and Naito aims from the corner. Naito drags Jake up and in, but Jake BOOTS Naito down! Naito dangles off the apron! Red Shoes keeps the War Dogs from interfering, and Naito stands up. Jake aims, runs in, but Naito avoid the FBS! Naito drags Jake ot the apron, Jake elbows him back! Jake runs up, but into an ELBOW! Naito goes up and over, sweeps the legs, then BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICKS! Jake falls, LIJ wins!!
Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, Naito as the lone survivor
It came down to the bottom of the ninth, technically speaking, and Naito just hit the walk-off homer! Jake is stunned and Finlay is frustrated, but Yota just smiles back at him. Finlay and Yota will have it out as part of Wrestling Dontaku Night One, who will be smiling then?
As for LIJ, they regroup in the ring and have their hands raised. Slyly’s even still hanging around! But uh, he’s a little too chunky to get in the ring, so he just settles for pumping up the crowd like he does at baseball games. Naito gets the mic to say that it was three months ago, the Splash Strong series back in January, since Naito was last in Hiroshima. Naito would like to thank the fans from coming here tonight, “Gracias, amigos.” The fans cheer, and Naito continues by saying, “Hiroshima is my second home. I really long to have a match at Mazda Stadium.” The fans love the sound of that!
Naito does preface that him saying that doesn’t mean there’s anything planned. So please, tranquilo, be patient, and look forward to the day that finally happens. So, shall they do it? The fans cheer again! So then, for the first time in Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall in a year and eight months, is everyone ready? The fans cheer because they sure are! Well then, the only way to close The Road to Wrestling Dontaku here in Hiroshima… Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Yota! Slyly! Y Naito! NOSOTROS! LOS! INGOBERRRRNABLEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!! Slyly gets in on the roll call! Will all of LIJ have success as we reach Wrestling Dontaku next week?
My Thoughts:
A great event to conclude Road to Dontaku before getting to Wrestling Dontaku itself. An unfortunate change in the card, Sanada fell ill and could not compete, so his match alongside Taichi against Tanahashi & Tomoaki was changed into Tanahashi and a Young Lion VS Tomoaki and a Young Lion. Hopefully Cold Skull gets well soon. Great tag title match from TMDK VS GoD, and while I figured TMDK was going to retain, I didn’t think it’d be in a shady way like holding tights. While ZSJ VS Cobb for the NJPW World TV title is still to come, I doner of GoD shift gears and ELP becomes a singles guy so Leo and Loa can team up. Then ELP can challenge ZSJ in a battle of initials while the Brothers Guerrilla get to take on Shane & Mikey.
Great Rural Revitalization again, they managed to pull off great comeback spots each round. I was very surprised Yuya won out, I felt like Khan could’ve done one more Rural Revitalization before losing. But at the same time, Yuya feels like the unofficial fourth Reiwa Musketeer behind Narita, Shota & Tsuji. Yuya getting a title, any title, ahead of the others is good stuff for him, and could even bring about a feud with one of the Musketeers for the Summer. And then a great 10 Man Elimination Tag. I again really like that NJPW allows over the rope eliminations even in a tag match like this to really mix things up. Jake Lee not winning out for the War Dogs is really surprising, but I feel like that means Jake will defeat Naito 1v1.
My Score: 8.9/10
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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!
Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
- Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
- “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
- Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!
Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?
Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!
Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.
Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!
Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!
The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.
Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!
The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!
Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission
The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?
Don Callis is watching this.
And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?
Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.
Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.
Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?
Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!
La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.
Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.
Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!
Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!
Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!
Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall
Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.
Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”
Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?
“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!
The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?
The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.
Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!
Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall
Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!
Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?
The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!
Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!
Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!
Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!
Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!
Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!
Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!
Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!
Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!
Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!
Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall
Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.
The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.
Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.
My Score: 8.7/10
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