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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/10/24)

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Will the Stone Pitbull become the Gold Pitbull?

While Roderick Strong still says he’ll take the AEW International Championship at Revolution, Orange Cassidy will still defend it tonight on Collision, against NJPW’s Tomohiro Ishii!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge; Moxley & Claudio win.
  • Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty; Garcia wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners; Cage wins.
  • Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart; Brody wins.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan; Deonna wins.
  • AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata; Storm wins and denies Aminata a title match.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii; Cassidy wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge!

The Blackpool Combat Club stole one from Team CMLL on Dynamite and that didn’t sit well with the luchadores. A new duo steps up, but will the Maniac & Swiss Superman just do the same to them? Or will Star and the Sphinx avenge Hechicero?

The teams sort out and Moxley starts against Star. The fans rally up for Moxley as he and Star circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Star clinches to a headlock. Moxley slips around, headlocks for the takeover but Star headscissors. Moxley slips free, goes for a cover, ONE! Moxley keep son Star with a double wristlock but Star fights up. Star trips Moxley, has the leg and he turns Moxley, only for Moxley to grapevine a leg! Moxley pulls hair, the ref counts, and Moxley crossface forearms Star down. Moxley hauls Star up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Star endures. Star wrenches, waistlocks, then full nelsons, to then roll and trip Moxley up.

Star has a leg, steps over, and he SMASHES the knee! Moxley endures, the fans rally, but Star gets the other leg and he keeps Moxley down. Star then rolls into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Moxley endures, but Claudio storms in to stomp Moxley! The fans boo but Moxley’s already free so he ROCKS Star! And CHOPS him! And then swings, but Star ducks to JUMP PUNCH! Star shoves Moxley into Esfinge’s GAMANGIRI! Star then FLAPJACKS, kips up and BUZZSAWS! Claudio storms in but the luchadores dodge and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! BCC regroups outside, the luchadores build speed, but BCC gets out of the way.

Team CMLL eggs BCC on and the teams sort outa again. Star tags Esfinge, Moxley tags Claudio. Claudio SLAMS Esfinge down, then facelocks, but Esfinge spins out to facelock. Claudio powers his way to a cover, ONE! Esfinge does the same, ONE! Claudio SLAMS Esfinge and SWINGS! The fans fire up as Claudio goes around and around and around, all the way to TEN before the throw! Esfinge is dazed while Claudio tags Moxley. Moxley puts Esfinge in to clothesline! Moxley climbs up and punches way past TEN! Moxley pulls on the mask! The ref reprimands, Moxley lets off and he drags Esfinge over to tag Claudio.

Claudio & Moxley get Esfinge up, but Esfinge lands out of the double back suplex! Hot tag to Star and he runs up. Star ducks the lariats to handspring, rebound, and send Claudio into Moxley! Then he CHOPS Claudio, knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! BCC bails out, Esfinge jumps back in, and the luchadores DOUBLE TOPE CONJILO! Direct hit and down go the BCC! The fans fire up, Star puts Claudio in and RAMS a shoulder. Star slingshots but Claudio stays up out of the sunset flip! Claudio YANKS Star up, but Star CHOPS! Claudio swings, misses, and Star springboards, into an UPPERCUT!

Claudio drags Star over, Moxley YANKS Esfinge down to whip him hard into railing! The ref reprimands but Claudio and Moxley high five, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Claudio runs to DOUBLE STOMP Star! Tag to Moxley, he looms over Star and twists an arm. Moxley drags Star up, puts Star in a corner and bends the arm against ropes. The ref counts, Moxley lets off with a body shot, then he puts Star up top. Moxley climbs up after Star, CLAWS Star’s back, then hoists Star up to SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Star hangs tough but Moxley tags Claudio. They each get a leg, to SMASH both knees! Then Claudio basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps onto the arm and grinds the shoulder in a cording hold. Star endures, but Claudio shifts around to a cobra clutch!

Star endures, fights up, but Claudio bends him back against a knee! Star throws body shots, but Claudio whips him away. Star ducks ‘n’ dodges but Claudio LARIATS Star down! Cover, TWO! Collision returns to single picture and Claudio clamps on with a half straitjacket. Star fights up, Claudio whips him, and pops Star up, but Star RANAS! Hot tags to Esfinge and Moxley. Essfinge sends Moxley toa  corner, Moxley goes up and over but Esfinge GAMAGNIRS! SJUPERKICK for Claudio! Esfinge hits a MONKEY FLIP on Moxley, then runs up on Claudio to MONKEY FLIP him, too! Fans fire up, Esfinge TACKLES Moxley and has the leg!

Esfinge rolls, wraps the legs in a Indian Deathlock, but Claudio CLOBBERS Esfinge out of the bridge! But Star FLYING LARIATS! Star dodges Moxley, dodges again, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with the luchadores and Star builds speed to DIVE! TORNILLO TOPE for Claudio! Esfinge DIVING SPLASHES Moxley! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and shocks Esfinge! Esfinge stomps Moxley to a corner, whips him corner to corner but Moxley reverses. Esfinge goes up and out, GAMANGIRS, then SPRINGBOARD CODE BREAKERS! Moxley rebounds to KING KONG LARIAT! And then Oklahoma Roll, TWO!!

Esfinge escapes and Moxley is frustrated. Moxley drags Esfinge up to CHOP! He eggs Esfinge on so Esfinge CHOPS! Moxley forearms, Esfinge gives it back! They go back and forth and Moxley eggs Esfinge on. Esfinge winds up to forearm, but Moxley fires off fast strikes! Esfinge KICKS the leg! And JUMP KNEES! Tag to Star, Claudio runs in to intercept the crossbody! GROLLA PRESS CUTTER! Cover, Esfinge breaks it! Claudio CLUBS Esfinge, Esfinge CHOPS back! And he CHOPS Moxley! And he CHOPS Claudio! Claudio UPPERCUTS Esfinge, tuck shim in, RICOLA BOMB! But Star rolls Moxley! Moxley rolls through to REGAL KNEE!

Moxley gives HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS to Star, then wraps on the ARMBAR! Star taps, BCC wins!

Winners: Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli, by submission

The BCC got gritty in this one but they still won clean! Moxley then gets a mic so he can say, “Gracias, amigos. You take that message back to CMLL in Mexico, or anywhere else in the world you want. And you tell any team anywhere in the world, if they wanna step up, they get stepped on!” But wait, is that FTR? Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are already stepping up! The fans rally for FTR as they stare down the BCC. Moxley pie faces Dax, and so the brawl is on! Fans fire up as Dax fires fists on Moxley and Cash RAMS Claudio into a corner! Refs rush out, as does security! Moxley gets away but Dax rushes up for more!

AEW wrestlers have to hurry out here now to stop this! They separate Cash from Claudio but Dax SPLASHES Claudio instead! Moxley runs up, Cash gets him with some fists! They spill out of the ring and over to commentary! It is chaotic, will Cash & Dax show Moxley & Claudio just who the #TopGuys are soon enough?

 

Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty!

We just saw FTR get after the BCC, and now their young friend has a fight on his hands against Big Bad Shaney T. Boy! Will the Dragonslayer keep his hot streak going towards a title? Or will this be the beginning of big things for STP in AEW?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Garcia waistlocks. Shane pries the hold open, swings, but Garcia ducks the elbow. Shane grins and says how close that was, and he resets with Garcia. They tie up, Garcia wrenches to wristlock, but Shane breaks free. Garcia dodges the haymaker and then wags his finger. They go again, tie up, and Garcia wrenches to wristlock one more time. Shane breaks free, swings, but Garcia just grabs that arm! Shane goes to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Garcia lets off slowly, but Shane cheap shots him! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Garcia gets up in a huff.

Garcia storms around with Shane, they tie up and Garcia headlocks. Garcia grinds, Shane powers out and runs Garcia over! Garcia gets up, Shane avoids the dropkick and he DECKS Garcia! Shane is fired up, the fans are torn, but then Shane mocks Garcia’s dance! Shane drags Garcia up, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS! Garcia is stinging but he shakes his head. Garcia fires off haymakers on Shane, then kicks. Shane blocks, shoves Garcia away but Garcia rolls to his feet. Shane runs in but only gets buckles as Garcia moves! Garcia grabs a leg, DRAGON SCREW! Garcia has the foot but Shane gets the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Garcia stomps the leg! Garcia puts the leg on ropes and stands on it, then HIP DROPS it! Then goes again, but Shane BOOTS Garcia up and out! Garcia hits the floor, Shane makes his way out after him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane hoists Garcia up, to RAM him into the apron! Then Shane THROWS Garcia into railing! Shane taunts the fans and again mocks Garcia’s dance. Garcia flounders away, Shane refreshes the count, and then Shane stands Garcia up. Shane DECKS Garcia again, then taunts the fans. Shane slides into the ring, drags Garcia in, and reels him in for a short arm LARIAT! Shane brings Garcia up again, but Garcia fires forearms! Shane CLUBS Garcia, whips him, but Garcia sunset flips! Shane stays up, and LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Garcia sputters but Shane stays cool as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Garcia fires hands! Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT and Garcia falls! Shane follows Garcia to the apron, lines up a shot, and APRON LEG DROPS but Garcia moves! Fans fire up as Garcia goes to a corner. Shane runs up but into a BOOT! Garcia dodges Shane’s splash but Shane hurries after him. Garcia ROCKS Shane, bobs ‘n’ weaves and fires JAB after JAB! Shane SHOVES Garcia to a corner, but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Garcia fires up with the fans and he stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Garcia lets off and does his dance! Garcia puts Shane’s leg on ropes to stomp away!

Garcia wraps the leg around the rope, then runs side to side. Basement dropkick to the knee! Garcia keeps going, another basement dropkick to the knee! The fans fire up with Garcia while Shane writhes. Garcia grabs the bad leg but Shane BOOTS him away. Garcia is on the apron, he storms back in, but Shane hits a POP-UP POWERBOMB, then rolls Garcia to DECK him!! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and Shane is frustrated. Shane slaps the bad leg into working and the fans rally up. Shane hobbles around, he brings Garcia up, and he calls out Garvey! Shane tucks the arms, but the leg won’t let him lift!

Garcia feints haymaker to dropkick the bad leg! Shane drops, Garcia reels him in! But Shane’s too big for a lift like that! Shane back drops free but Garcia sunset flips! Shane LEG DROPS but misses, and Garcia has the HEEL HOOK!! Shane flails, Moriarty coaches him to reach, but Shane TAPS, Garcia wins!!

Winner: Daniel Garcia, by submission

A huge win for Red Death in Sin City! Is this a sign that Garcia will be the future Face of TNT?

 

Backstage interview with Eddie Kingston.

Lexi Nair is with the Mad King, who asked for this time. She knows he has a lot on his mind and he says yeah, he does. First off, what The Young Bucks did to Sting & Darby on Dynamite, that’s disgusting. It was disgusting because they stole Sting & Darby’s thunder. Just like Bryan Danielson does. He did that to Bryan Keith. That kid finally got an AEW contract, he grinded to earn that. And Danielson took the moment from Keith just to get under Eddie’s skin. But hey, it worked, so congratulations. Eddie challenges Bryan for a match at Revolution, the same night as Sting’s final match in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Eddie wants Bryan 1v1. But Eddie will add a little stipulation: After Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand. Because we all know Bryan doesn’t respect Eddie and we know it eats Bryan up inside that he lost to someone he doesn’t respect. So now, after Eddie wins again, Bryan has to act like he does respect him! And Eddie knows, hopes and even prays that that eats Bryan up inside. Will the American Dragon accept this challenge? Or will he ask for something in return?

 

2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners!

The Machine says anything Hook can do, he can do better! He put out the open challenge while verbally putting down Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum, will he get to physically put them down now too? Or will the Outrunners show us that we ain’t seen nothing yet?

Wait, the Outrunners brought Chance, the mascot for the Las Vegas Golden Knights? Will he give them all the luck they need for this one? Truth starts against Cage and the fans rally up. Cage dares Truth to try something, so Truth tries to suplex him! Cage is too big and bulky for that and he elbows Truth away! Cage puts Truth in a corner, UPPERCUTS, then GAMANGIRIS, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Turbo runs in as Truth falls out, and Turbo fires hands! Cage doesn’t flinch so Turbo apologizes. Cage CLOBBERS him for it! Chance rallies the fans as the Outrunners mug Cage. They reel Cage in, but Cage DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!

The fans fire up as Cage DISCUS LARIATS Turbo, then reels Truth in. Cage puts one out, hoists Truth up, and POWERBOMBS him! Then Cage wraps on a PRISM TRAP! Truth taps, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by submission

The Machine proved he can even win by a submission hold, just like Hook! Chance tries to get on Nana’s good side by doing the dance, and Nana joins in! Fans cheer, but then Cage CLOBBERS Chance! Nana says that’s what the clown gets! Fans boo but Cage hauls Chance up. BUT HERE COMES HOOK! The FTW Champion storms down the ramp, Cage runs up and he picks Hook up! Hook fights with elbows, then body shots! Cage ROCKS Hook, Hook still fires shots, and this brawl heads to the back! Will Cage regret wanting this fight with the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

 

Backstage interview with Tomohiro Ishii, and the Undisputed Kingdom?

Lexi Nair is with the Stone Pitbull but also Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, and this looks like a rather familiar set-up. The Kingdom wanted this time to talk with Ishii, but Taven says first, he has a bone to pick with “this goofy Melvin” right here. The Kingdom used to be in Chaos, and then one day, Taven gets hurt and needs knee surgery! No more emails, no more texts, nothing! Weren’t they friends?! Roddy shouts, “ISHIIIII…I! None of that matters. The only thing that matters is if you win tonight, March 3rd at Revolution, I’m coming to beat you for the AEW International title.

“And I’ve been waiting eight long years for this rematch. And I can’t wait to break you. So good luck.” Roddy tries to shake Ishii’s hand but Ishii refuses. Ishii just snarls as the Kingdom leaves, will Roddy regret getting on his bad side?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

AEW returns and Schiavone welcomes us back, and he brings in the Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland! Las Vegas fires up for Edge as he makes his way to the ring, with the big pyro! Edge joins Schiavone in the ring and Schiavone notes that the #CopeOpen is 4-0. The fans chant for “ADA!M ADAM!” Schiavone says as far as top contenders are concerned, Samoa Joe has the top two contenders in his Triple Threat, and Edge is #3. He could have an International Championship or a TNT Championship match, so what’s going through his mind? Edge says first, always a pleasure. Vegas, c’mon now!

The fans cheer and Edge says that never gets old. Edge also tells Nigel to just shut up now because he’s surely spewing crap. Edge makes it a point that if he was on Dynamite last Wednesday, what happened to Sting & Darby wouldn’t have happened. So “Nicolas” and “Matthew,” that’s a warning. Now, the other titles Edge could go for. Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland get Samoa Joe, Roddy wants Cassidy, but Edge could also challenge Eddie Kingston “for his dozens of championships.” And don’t get Edge wrong, he really, really wants to challenge Eddie Kingston. Edge tells Eddie himself that it’s gonna happen.

But then there’s… Christian Cage. The fans boo but Edge says there’s that TNT Championship that Edge won and then had ripped away. So we all know where this is going. WAIT! Daniel Garcia makes his way out! After Garcia’s big win tonight, he did seem primed for his own title shot, and he has a mic of his own as he returns to the ring. Garcia says it sounds to him like Edge thinks he deserves a shot because he’s gotten a lot of wins. And Garcia couldn’t agree more. Garcia believes title matches here should be awarded to those who have won. But Edge ain’t the only one getting wins, going on a bit of a hot streak lately.

Someone else right in front of Edge has been picking up a lot of wins. The fans cheer that, and Garcia doesn’t mean disrespect. But last week, when he beat The Patriarchy–yeah, he did that–he looked at Christian’s shoulder and saw that title. So maybe, just maybe, Garcia deserves the shot at the TNT title! Fans are torn, but Garcia says maybe he’ll pull a classic Danny Garcia move and “lose the big one” and get sent to the back of the line again. But the thing about Daniel Garcia, he’ll fight through the line a million times over if it means getting championship gold in AEW. Edge says okay, he can respect that.

But Edge must point out, Garcia didn’t beat The Patriarch alone. He had FTR’s help. But FTR speaks highly of Garcia, that’s enough for Edge, so Edge respects Garcia. But if Garcia is saying he wants his shot at the TNT title, same as Edge, something’s gotta give. So here’s an idea: this Wednesday, Dynamite in Austin, Texas, Edge VS Garcia, winner fights Christian Cage. What’s Garcia say? Garcia says challenge accepted. They shake hands and the fans cheer! But then Edge holds on and brings Garcia back. Edge says Garcia had a match tonight, that’s the only reason he’s not taking Garcia’s head off right now.

“But make no mistake about it, you are now threatening to take food off of my family’s table, and that doesn’t work for me. So I am gonna beat your ass next week.” The fans fire up as Edge takes his leave first. Will Dynamite end up Rated R? Will that R stand for Red Death?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with the Galaxy’s Greatest, the Babe with the Power, and #BigStoke, and congratulates them on the big win last night on Rampage. It seems like this group is really jelling, even with Stokely. Stokely says they are like Full House! He’s Danny Tanner, Kris is DJ and Willow is Michelle. But Julia Hart & Skye Blue, you can shop at Hot Topic and listen to Evanescence but that doesn’t make you a badass. Two badasses we know are the former TBS Champion, Kris, and the first-ever NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, Willow!

Kris says Julia & Skye just keep showing up for more. Julia is champ, Skye is her teammate or something, but they’re both so hung up on the past, these two can be your future. Willow thought Skye was gonna be part of their future, tagging with them as a trio! But no, she chose a different path. It hurts Willow’s feeling. They did everything together, from tagging to dancing to smiling to traveling. But they haven’t ever fought though. Kris says Stoke can make that official. Oh, right, uh, Tony Khan has officially blocked Stokely on his phone, he may have to borrow someone else’s. Talk to you later.

Stokely goes off to handle business somehow, will Kris & Willow tear down the Princess of the Black Throne and her devious bestie? Or will the House Always Win?

 

Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart!

Speaking of the House of Black, they tried destroying the Sussex County Chicken along with FTR & Daniel Garcia, but #DemBoys are tougher than that! Will Mark get some payback of his own tonight? Or will the King of Death refuse to #ReachForTheSky?

The bell rings and the fans rally and duel. The two circle, they tie up, and Brody powers Mark to a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off slowly, but Mark avoids the cheap shot to CHOP! Mark eggs Brody on, Brody storms up and the two circle again. Brody rushes in, Mark dodges and he CHOPS! And CHOPS! Brody tosses Mark to a corner, Mark dodges the splash and BOOTS! Mark CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! Mark climbs up and rains down fists! The fans count along but Brody TOSSES Mark away! Mark ends up in a corner, fans hoot and bark with Brody, and he runs in to CANNONBALL!

Mark sputters while Brody barks some more. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts, and Brody lets off. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP! Brody whips Mark corner to corner hard and Mark bounces off buckles. Brody eggs Mark on, stands him up, and CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! And then fires off haymakers! The ref counts, Brody brings Mark out of the corner to scoop and SLAM! Brody runs to drop a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Mark hangs in there and the fans rally up. Mark goes to ropes, Brody storms up and CHOPS again! Mark sputters as he sits down, and Brody digs his boots in. The ref counts, Brody steps away at 4.

Brody paces while Mark sits up. Brody drags Mark up, whips corner to corner but Mark goes up and out! Mark RAMS into Brody, YANKS him right out to the floor, and then Mark WRECKS Brody with a dropkick! Brody staggers around, Mark runs from the apron, BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! The fans fire up as Mark throws a chair into the ring! Mark storms in, Brody rises up, and Mark claps with the chair. The fans fire up, Mark puts that chair in place and he builds speed. Mark uses the chair to get up and FLY! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up as Mark taunts Julia. Mark then goes looking, and fans fire up as he finds a TABLE!

Mark sets the table up but the ref says stop, this is a normal match! The fans still want it, but Mark leaves the table where it is to go back to the ring. Mark aims, PLANCHAS, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Mark into railing! Mark ends up on his head, and Brody says, “JUST! VIOLENCE!” Brody drags Mark up, whips him hard into more railing, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Mark flounders up, Brody CHOPS him back down! Julia applauds as Brody whips Mark hard into more railing! Brody grins as he storms up on Mark. Mark stands and Brody talks trash before he CHOPS again! Mark sputters right in front of the timekeeper’s area, but Brody whips him away into more railing! Julia applauds again as Brody stands over Mark. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP him back down! Brody digs his boot in, the ref counts, but Brody stomps as he lets off of Mark’s head. Brody puts Mark back in the ring, scuffs him, then stands on him for a cocky cover. ONE, but Brody stalks Mark to ropes.

Mark CHOPS but Brody CHOPS back! Brody ROCKS Mark and Mark goes to a corner. Brody CHOKES Mark on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody lets off at 4, and Mark sputters again. Brody stomps away on Mark, then YANKS him up from the corner! Mark hits the mat, flounders to another corner, but Brody storms up to CHOP! Mark CHOPS back! Brody CHOPS again, Mark CHOPS again! Mark CHOPS and SLAPS but Brody CHOPS Mark down! Julia smiles as Mark sputters and flounders. Brody storms back up, stands Mark back up, but Mark fires forearms! Collision returns to single picture as Mark CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!

Mark fires forearms, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to run into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Cover, TWO! Brody is frustrated and tastes blood from a cut lip. Brody drags Mark up while fans want tables. Mark CHOPS and forearms on repeat, then fires Redneck Kung-Fu palm strikes! Mark UPPERCUTS, but Brody blocks the whip! Mark UPPERCUTS again! Fans fire up and Mark whips, but Brody reverses. Mark ROCKS Brody with a forearm! Brody ends up in a corner, Mark runs corner to corner, JUMP KICK! Mark CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Mark climbs up, he rains down fists! The fans fire up and count along, Mark goes all the way to TEN!

But then Brody picks Mark up! Mark BITES Brody’s forehead! Mark is free and he BOOTS Brody to the floor! Brody sits up in a daze and the fans fire up! Mark climbs up the corner, to ARIHARA SENTON! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up and high-five the Sussex Country Chicken, and he puts a new chair into the ring! Mark drags Brody up and in, the fans fire up and Mark runs, to LARIAT! Brody stays up!? But Mark goes to fireman’s carry! Brody throws down elbows, then runs, to LARIAT Mark inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up! Brody seethes and he storms up on Mark.

Brody brings Mark up, hauls him up but Mark slips free to CHOP, CHOP and fire forearms! Mark power sup, but Brody ROCKS him first! Mark ends up in a corner, Brody runs in, but Mark dodges! Brody hits buckles, Mark fireman’s carries! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Mark hurries up top, the fans fire up, but Julia distracts him! The fans boo but Brody SHOVES Mark down through the table!! The ref hurries outside to check on Mark and somehow Mark is okay to continue! The fans lose their minds all the same, and Brody goes out after him. Brody puts Mark in the ring, “This is Awesome!” Brody hauls Mark up, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall

The Sussex County Chicken could not survive, his vengeance was denied. But Brody isn’t done with Mark as he sits him up. Julia has a RAILROAD SPIKE! She STABS Mark in the forehead!! Refs rush in to tell Brody and Julia to leave, but Brody makes sure to paint his cast with Mark’s blood! Julia says The House Always Wins, will they tear down the Briscoe legacy until there’s nothing left?

 

Bryan Keith speaks.

“It’s The Bounty Hunter, Bryan Keith. And it’s no secret that I’m all about my payday. So when I came here to AEW, I’m looking for the big matches, I’m looking for all the stars, and more importantly, I’m looking to climb the ranks and collect my bounty. Whether you good, bad or ugly, you stand across the ring from me, you better be ready to pay up, sucker!” When and where will Bryan Keith have his bounty in the form of big match paychecks and championship reigns?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan!

The Virtuosa is getting her title match with Toni Storm at Revolution, but tonight she ends up the “opening act.” Will she be a hard act to follow? Or will the Hottest Flame be the one burning up the scene?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up with knuckle locks, then Deonna breaks one to wrangle Kiera with the other. Kiera rolls back, rolls through, then kips up to wrench and roll Deonna up! TWO, and Kiera Oklahoma Rolls! ONE, and Deonna wrenches Kiera to YANK the arm! And YANK the arm again! Deonna stands on one hand, then wrenches that arm to grind the shoulder. Kiera powers up to whip, but Deonna reverses. Kiera stops herself, then drop toeholds Deonna onto ropes! Kiera runs to HIP ATTACK! Deonna goes to a corner, Kiera runs in but Deonna dodges! Kiera slips out to the apron to ROCK Deonna first!

Kiera steps in but Deonna gets the arm! DIVORCE COURT CODE BREAKER! The fans rally while Kiera shakes the arm out. Deonna brings Kiera up, snapmares her, and then drops an arm on the leg! And then drops it again, to then have a short arm scissor! Kiera endures so Deonna steps over to drop a knee on the elbow! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Kiera up and wraps her up in a straitjacket. Deonna knees Kiera in the back, the fans rally up, and Kiera moves around. Kiera slips the straitjacket onto Deonna, but Deonna puts it back on Keira, for the BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!

Kiera is still in this but Deonna brings her around. Kiera fires forearms and a CHOP, then runs, but Deonna BOOTS her! Kiera SUPERKICKS back! Kiera runs in but into the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brushes it off as Kiera goes to ropes. The fans rally, Deonna runs up, but Kiera ELBOWS her away. Kiera is in a corner, she BOOTS Deonna down! Fans rally up, Kiera runs up but Deonna BOOTS her! Deonna drags Kiera up, reels her in and goes for the Gotch lift! Kiera fights out, but Deonna ducks the roundhouse! Deonna kicks low, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!

Deonna rolls things over, to have the VENUS DE MILO, and she verbally quits! Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

The Virtuosa sets the tone, but stepping all over her lines is the AEW Women’s World Champion! “Timeless” Toni looks to upstage Deonna at every turn, will she be the bigger box office smash this Super Bowl weekend? Or will the Queen of Guinea be the real scene stealer here tonight?

AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata!

The bell rings and Storm circles with Aminata. The fans rally up, Storm feels things out, and Aminata mocks the overly dramatic nature. She even mocks Storm putting up her dukes! They tie up, go around, Storm waistlocks but Aminata wrenches to wristlock. Storm squats, spins, wrenches, and wristlocks to wrangle Aminata. Storm stands on Aminata, top wristlocks, but Aminata endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights around, then waistlocks to spin and snapmare Storm to a ghost pin, TWO! Storm is up, headlocks, and she stomps around as she grinds the hold. Aminata endures but Storm hits the takeover.

Aminata headscissors but Storm shrugs it off. Fans rally as Aminata keeps trying, and she headscissors after all. Storm moves around, pops free and headlocks again. Aminata fights up, pops out the back and steps over to twerk attack! The fans are torn but Storm pushes Aminata away. “How DARE you!” Aminata runs in, Storm drop toeholds her into ropes! Storm keeps moving, THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, then poses for the crowd. The fans cheer as Storm gets her black ‘n’ white filter, and then she CLUBS Aminata down as Collision goes picture in picture.

Storm looms over Aminata, brings her up, and CHOSP! Aminata goes to a corner, Storm stomps her, stomps her some more, then CHPOS her! Aminata sputters but Storm digs her boots in. The ref counts, Storm lets off, then runs up to TOSS Aminata by her hair! Aminata ends up in another corner. Storm snapmares her down hard. Storm clamps on with a neck wrench and she grinds Aminata down. The fans rally, Luther applauds, but Aminata fights up. Aminata fights to a facelock and cradles, TWO!! Storm escapes, and she LARIATS Aminata to ropes. Storm whips then LARIATS Aminata down! Cover, TWO!

Storm stays on Aminata with some pie faces. Aminata frowns as storm keeps pushing her. Storm fires a forearm, so Aminata hits back! Storm winds up to SLAP! And JAB! And JAB! And JAB! Storm winds up, to DECK Aminata with that forearm! Storm then sits Aminata up to a full nelson. Aminata endures even as Storm leans on her, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Aminata storms back into the ring but Storm knees her low! Storm snapmares Aminata, clamps on another seated full nelson, but Aminata again endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights her way up, and Aminata breaks free! Aminata Alabama Lifts but Storm sunset flips through! TWO, and Storm BOOTS Aminata down! Luther applauds and Storm aims from a corner. She runs in but Aminata catches her for another cradle! TWO!! Storm escapes, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Luther and Mariah look worried and the fans rally up. Storm and Aminata rise, and Aminata wrenches to reel Storm in! Snap suplex!

Fans fire up and Aminata runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Luther points out it was not three. Aminata drags Storm up, Alabama lifts, but Storm fights that to a DDT! Cover, TWO! Aminata is showing her toughness but Storm has a crazy look in her eyes as her lipstick is smeared and her nose is bloody. Storm drags Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata Alabama Lifts! AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Storm survives and shocks Aminata! Mariah looks worried as Aminata shoves Storm away. Storm is in a corner, Aminata runs up, but Storm trips her! Storm runs in to HIP ATTACK first! Then the STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (denies Queen Aminata a title opportunity)

The leading lady of AEW checks another name off the list on her path to Revolution. Storm then gets a mic to tell “Mr. Shivon” that she knows that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but technically they’re in Henderson so stop looking at her like that! The fans cheer as Storm rests back and says, “Darling, did you see that? Another fantastic technical show of brilliance by moi! I would just like to announce that this week on Dy-na-meh-tay, I will be releasing a brand new film!” The fans cheer that! Storm gives us the teaser for “Wet Ink,” and tells Deonna Purrazzo to remember one little thing:

“You can try all your special little fancy maneuvers on me all you want, but the pain of not being so much as a wart on my bunghole will haunt you for the rest of your bloody life! Bunch off!” Storm then holds onto her AEW Women’s World Championship while dramatically posing and frolicking. Will nothing and no one ever take the spotlight away from Timeless Toni Storm?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Because of the NBA All-Star Weekend, Collision will return in two weeks!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Just as we heard, Storm will release her new feature film, but we’ve also got The Young Bucks taking on Top Flight,  Edge VS Garcia to determine Christian Cage’s next challenger, and Willow getting her fight with Skye Blue! Plus, we hear from the AEW World Champion, Samoa Joe, AND both his challengers, Hangman Page and Swerve Strickland, ahead of their title match Triple Threat! If everything is bigger in Texas, then will this be the biggest Dynamite yet?

 

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii!

Freshly Squeezed being part of Chaos, he’s a friend to the Stone Pitbull, and is willing to give his friend a title match. Will Cassidy come to regret that when the Stone Pitbull takes a bite out of him? Or will Cassidy still be on course to face Roddy at Revolution?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision in the desert!

The bell rings and the fans duel, “I-SHI-I!” “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Ishii and Cassidy tie up, and are in a deadlock, even as Cassidy tries really hard. Ishii stays put, then he pushes Cassidy back step by step. Cassidy tries to turn that around but Ishii still pushes him back. They end up on ropes, the ref counts, and Ishii lets off slowly. Cassidy has his hands up, and heh thinks about it. Yep, hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Cassidy dodges, SHOTGUNS and kips up, but Ishii runs Cassidy over! Cassidy flops out of the ring and the fans duel again. Cassidy shakes out the arm, walks around the outside, but Ishii eggs him on.

The ring count climbs as Ishii and Cassidy each dare the other to join them. Ishii rushes out after Cassidy but Cassidy slides into the ring! Cassidy then eggs Ishii on. Ishii gets in, Cassidy RAMS him but neither falls! Cassidy runs again and RAMS Ishii but he almost bounces off Ishii himself! Fans fire up, Cassidy winds up, and Cassidy runs again to RAM Ishii! Ishii rebounds, Cassidy sidesteps then follows to SHOULDER TACKLE Ishii down! The fans fire up as Cassidy flexes! Cassidy sees Ishii go to a corner and stand up. Cassidy storms up to fire forearms, but Ishii just frowns. Ishii stares Cassidy down as the forearms keep going!

Ishii backs Cassidy down by leaning into the shots! Cassidy still tires but he ends up in the other corner. Cassidy slows down, then says okay, go ahead. Ishii CHOPS Cassidy down! Cassidy sputters to a corner but Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy staggers away, Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy falls and Ishii eggs him on! Ishii drags Cassidy up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Ishii CHOPS Cassidy again, and CHOPS him again! And CHOPS him again! Ishii whips corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out, ducks the lariat and bumps Ishii off buckles! Ishii just stares him down and ROCKS him with a forearm! Ishii suplexes for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cassidy flounders out of the ring clutching his neck! The ref checks and Cassidy is somehow okay to continue. Ishii goes out to put him back in, then storms up to bring Cassidy up. Ishii CHOPS and Cassidy falls over. Ishii kicks Cassidy around, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Ishii lets off, and he eggs Cassidy on. Ishii brings Cassidy up and Cassidy throws body shots!

Ishii doesn’t budge, though, and he just DECKS Cassidy! Cassidy drags himself up in the corner, Ishii brings him out and suplexes, only for Cassidy to block! Ishii keeps trying, Cassidy keeps resisting, so Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii suplexes but Cassidy fights! Collision returns to single picture as the struggle continues. Ishii gets Cassidy up, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, DDT! Fans fire up while Ishii flounders out of the ring. Cassidy builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Ishii hits railing! Cassidy hurries to put Ishii in, then he runs to tilt-o-whirl DDT again!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up as Ishii toughs it out! Cassidy hurries to the apron and goes up the corner. The fans fire up as Cassidy aims, for DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, TWO!!! Ishii survives again and Cassidy is rather surprised! Ishii goes to a corner, Cassidy storms up, and Cassidy gives Ishii “devastating” kicks! Cassidy winds up, to SUPERKICK! Ishii sits back down and Cassidy stomps a mudhole away! The ref counts, Cassidy lets off and the fans fire up again! Cassidy runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shoutout to Shibata as Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii clotheslines him first! Ishii runs but Cassidy follows to BOOT!

Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii runs, but Cassidy BOOTS him! And SUPERKICKS! Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN Ishii down, but Ishii’s right back up to POUNCE Cassidy! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as both men go to ropes. Cassidy rises but Ishii’s on him first. Cassidy fires forearms but Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii then DECKS Cassidy! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Ishii storms up on him. Ishii hauls Cassidy up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up the corner. Ishii brings Cassidy to the very top, for the stalling… SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!

Cassidy survives again and the fans fire back up! Ishii drags Cassidy back up, brings him up, but Cassidy slips out of the bomb! Ishii avoids the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ishii roars as he rises, the fans fire up, and Ishii storms over to Cassidy. Ishii drags Cassidy to his feet, to CHOP him! Cassidy stays standing as he grits his teeth and shakes his head! Cassidy eggs Ishii on so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy shakes his head so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy crouches but he rises back up! The fans are thunderous as Cassidy fires up, but then he falls over! Ishii asks what’s up, the ref says Cassidy is somehow still in this, so Ishii storms up.

Ishii drags Cassidy up to fire a forearm! Cassidy goes for the Alabama Lift! BEACH- NO, Ishii fights that down to get Cassidy up, POWERBOMB! SLIDING- NO, Cassidy ducks the lariat to ghost pin! TWO!!! Ishii swings, Cassidy blocks then dodges then rolls Ishii up, TWO!!!! Ishii escapes again, Cassidy sunset flips him, TWO?!?! Ishii escapes a third time in a row and the fans are thunderous! Cassidy and Ishii rise, and Cassidy LARIATS! Ishii stays up to HEADBUTT! Ishii roars, runs, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Ishii falls but Cassidy isn’t done! Alabama Lift for the BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO!?!?!

No one can believe that Ishii survives both Cassidy’s best shots! The fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but this has to end somehow! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and takes aim from the corner! ORANGE- NO, Ishii full nelsons to DRAGON SUPLEX! But Cassidy rises back up!? Ishii LARIATS him back down!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Now Cassidy shocks us, but Ishii roars again! Ishii hauls Cassidy back up, suplexes, but Cassidy wrenches free. Ishii ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy SUPERKICKS, but Ishii ENZIGIRIS! Ishii sits Cassidy up to run, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives again but Ishii says he has it now!

Ishii drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but Cassidy slips free! ORANGE PUNCH!! Ishii wobbles but stays up!! So Cassidy turns him around! Ishii HEADBUTTS again! Cassidy roars, swings, but into a spin, only for Cassidy to cradle it! CASSIDY WINS!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)

That was a Freshly Squeezed instant classic! Cassidy sits up in a daze, he might not even know he won! But wait, The Undisputed Kingdom rushes in from the crowd side! Bennett CLOBBERS Cassidy and Taven goes up! HAIL MARY!! But Ishii rushes back in to run them off! The Stone Pitbull may have lost, but he still has enough to handle these punks! Trent Beretta also rushes out, chair in hand! Trent won’t let The Kingdom do Cassidy like they did Chuckie T & Rocky Romero! Cassidy is still golden, but will he need to call upon more friends to help fight off their enemies?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, and with quite a bit more set up for Revolution. It’s probably because they’re losing a day with next week being NBA All-Star Weekend. At the same time, I’m oddly okay with regular sports getting in the way of pro-wrestling for once, because my schedule is very stuffed with Collision being on Saturday. But the reasons aside, great promo from Eddie Kingston complimenting Bryan Keith and calling out Bryan Danielson for a match. I would think Danielson will make the match for the Continental Triple Crown if Eddie wants his handshake. And really good promo from Edge with Garcia to set up their match for Dynamite.

Garcia had an awesome match with Shane Taylor tonight, and great win for Garcia to add credibility to Garcia VS Edge this Wednesday. I would think Edge wins but the way they were teasing Garcia and Christian last week, they might go with Garcia instead, with Edge just making sure Christian doesn’t cheat Garcia like he has Edge. Great match from Moxley & Claudio VS Star & Esfinge, though of course Moxley & Claudio win. FTR being the ones stepping up to Moxley & Claudio is a surprise, though. What’s going to happen now with that CMLL invasion story? FTR brawling with BCC was great but still not sure what’s to come of it.

Meanwhile, Cage of course beats down The Outrunners and wins, but good little brawl with Hook. That FTW Championship match is surely coming, just not sure if it’s Revolution worthy or not. Awesome match from Mark and Brody, with quite the violent end and post match beating. Another thing about FTR moving on to BCC, who is going to help Mark against the House of Black? Really good promo from Kris, Willow & Stokely to call out Julia & Skye, and Willow VS Skye will be really good stuff. Still thinking this has to come down to Kris and Willow fighting for their shot at the TBS Championship.

Great stuff out of both Deonna VS Kiera and Storm VS Aminata, but especially the latter. Aminata continues to look great, I just hope she gets to have some wins soon. Storm’s promo after was good, too, with the tease of her new “film.” And great stuff out of the International Championship story, too. I just knew The Undisputed Kingdom would interact with Ishii, but instead of a deal, it was more like Roddy wanted Ishii to understand what winning tonight meant. Awesome main event, and awesome win for Cassidy, but I should’ve figured the Undisputed Kingdom would attack. Maybe I was right, though, about someone from NJPW/Chaos joining in on the Six Man Tag before Revolution, and it looks like that someone will be Ishii.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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