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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/10/24)

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Will the Stone Pitbull become the Gold Pitbull?

While Roderick Strong still says he’ll take the AEW International Championship at Revolution, Orange Cassidy will still defend it tonight on Collision, against NJPW’s Tomohiro Ishii!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge; Moxley & Claudio win.
  • Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty; Garcia wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners; Cage wins.
  • Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart; Brody wins.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan; Deonna wins.
  • AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata; Storm wins and denies Aminata a title match.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii; Cassidy wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli VS Star Jr. & Esfinge!

The Blackpool Combat Club stole one from Team CMLL on Dynamite and that didn’t sit well with the luchadores. A new duo steps up, but will the Maniac & Swiss Superman just do the same to them? Or will Star and the Sphinx avenge Hechicero?

The teams sort out and Moxley starts against Star. The fans rally up for Moxley as he and Star circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Star clinches to a headlock. Moxley slips around, headlocks for the takeover but Star headscissors. Moxley slips free, goes for a cover, ONE! Moxley keep son Star with a double wristlock but Star fights up. Star trips Moxley, has the leg and he turns Moxley, only for Moxley to grapevine a leg! Moxley pulls hair, the ref counts, and Moxley crossface forearms Star down. Moxley hauls Star up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Star endures. Star wrenches, waistlocks, then full nelsons, to then roll and trip Moxley up.

Star has a leg, steps over, and he SMASHES the knee! Moxley endures, the fans rally, but Star gets the other leg and he keeps Moxley down. Star then rolls into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Moxley endures, but Claudio storms in to stomp Moxley! The fans boo but Moxley’s already free so he ROCKS Star! And CHOPS him! And then swings, but Star ducks to JUMP PUNCH! Star shoves Moxley into Esfinge’s GAMANGIRI! Star then FLAPJACKS, kips up and BUZZSAWS! Claudio storms in but the luchadores dodge and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! BCC regroups outside, the luchadores build speed, but BCC gets out of the way.

Team CMLL eggs BCC on and the teams sort outa again. Star tags Esfinge, Moxley tags Claudio. Claudio SLAMS Esfinge down, then facelocks, but Esfinge spins out to facelock. Claudio powers his way to a cover, ONE! Esfinge does the same, ONE! Claudio SLAMS Esfinge and SWINGS! The fans fire up as Claudio goes around and around and around, all the way to TEN before the throw! Esfinge is dazed while Claudio tags Moxley. Moxley puts Esfinge in to clothesline! Moxley climbs up and punches way past TEN! Moxley pulls on the mask! The ref reprimands, Moxley lets off and he drags Esfinge over to tag Claudio.

Claudio & Moxley get Esfinge up, but Esfinge lands out of the double back suplex! Hot tag to Star and he runs up. Star ducks the lariats to handspring, rebound, and send Claudio into Moxley! Then he CHOPS Claudio, knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! BCC bails out, Esfinge jumps back in, and the luchadores DOUBLE TOPE CONJILO! Direct hit and down go the BCC! The fans fire up, Star puts Claudio in and RAMS a shoulder. Star slingshots but Claudio stays up out of the sunset flip! Claudio YANKS Star up, but Star CHOPS! Claudio swings, misses, and Star springboards, into an UPPERCUT!

Claudio drags Star over, Moxley YANKS Esfinge down to whip him hard into railing! The ref reprimands but Claudio and Moxley high five, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Claudio runs to DOUBLE STOMP Star! Tag to Moxley, he looms over Star and twists an arm. Moxley drags Star up, puts Star in a corner and bends the arm against ropes. The ref counts, Moxley lets off with a body shot, then he puts Star up top. Moxley climbs up after Star, CLAWS Star’s back, then hoists Star up to SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Star hangs tough but Moxley tags Claudio. They each get a leg, to SMASH both knees! Then Claudio basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps onto the arm and grinds the shoulder in a cording hold. Star endures, but Claudio shifts around to a cobra clutch!

Star endures, fights up, but Claudio bends him back against a knee! Star throws body shots, but Claudio whips him away. Star ducks ‘n’ dodges but Claudio LARIATS Star down! Cover, TWO! Collision returns to single picture and Claudio clamps on with a half straitjacket. Star fights up, Claudio whips him, and pops Star up, but Star RANAS! Hot tags to Esfinge and Moxley. Essfinge sends Moxley toa  corner, Moxley goes up and over but Esfinge GAMAGNIRS! SJUPERKICK for Claudio! Esfinge hits a MONKEY FLIP on Moxley, then runs up on Claudio to MONKEY FLIP him, too! Fans fire up, Esfinge TACKLES Moxley and has the leg!

Esfinge rolls, wraps the legs in a Indian Deathlock, but Claudio CLOBBERS Esfinge out of the bridge! But Star FLYING LARIATS! Star dodges Moxley, dodges again, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with the luchadores and Star builds speed to DIVE! TORNILLO TOPE for Claudio! Esfinge DIVING SPLASHES Moxley! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and shocks Esfinge! Esfinge stomps Moxley to a corner, whips him corner to corner but Moxley reverses. Esfinge goes up and out, GAMANGIRS, then SPRINGBOARD CODE BREAKERS! Moxley rebounds to KING KONG LARIAT! And then Oklahoma Roll, TWO!!

Esfinge escapes and Moxley is frustrated. Moxley drags Esfinge up to CHOP! He eggs Esfinge on so Esfinge CHOPS! Moxley forearms, Esfinge gives it back! They go back and forth and Moxley eggs Esfinge on. Esfinge winds up to forearm, but Moxley fires off fast strikes! Esfinge KICKS the leg! And JUMP KNEES! Tag to Star, Claudio runs in to intercept the crossbody! GROLLA PRESS CUTTER! Cover, Esfinge breaks it! Claudio CLUBS Esfinge, Esfinge CHOPS back! And he CHOPS Moxley! And he CHOPS Claudio! Claudio UPPERCUTS Esfinge, tuck shim in, RICOLA BOMB! But Star rolls Moxley! Moxley rolls through to REGAL KNEE!

Moxley gives HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS to Star, then wraps on the ARMBAR! Star taps, BCC wins!

Winners: Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli, by submission

The BCC got gritty in this one but they still won clean! Moxley then gets a mic so he can say, “Gracias, amigos. You take that message back to CMLL in Mexico, or anywhere else in the world you want. And you tell any team anywhere in the world, if they wanna step up, they get stepped on!” But wait, is that FTR? Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are already stepping up! The fans rally for FTR as they stare down the BCC. Moxley pie faces Dax, and so the brawl is on! Fans fire up as Dax fires fists on Moxley and Cash RAMS Claudio into a corner! Refs rush out, as does security! Moxley gets away but Dax rushes up for more!

AEW wrestlers have to hurry out here now to stop this! They separate Cash from Claudio but Dax SPLASHES Claudio instead! Moxley runs up, Cash gets him with some fists! They spill out of the ring and over to commentary! It is chaotic, will Cash & Dax show Moxley & Claudio just who the #TopGuys are soon enough?

 

Daniel Garcia w/ Matthew Menard VS Shane Taylor w/ Lee Moriarty!

We just saw FTR get after the BCC, and now their young friend has a fight on his hands against Big Bad Shaney T. Boy! Will the Dragonslayer keep his hot streak going towards a title? Or will this be the beginning of big things for STP in AEW?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Garcia waistlocks. Shane pries the hold open, swings, but Garcia ducks the elbow. Shane grins and says how close that was, and he resets with Garcia. They tie up, Garcia wrenches to wristlock, but Shane breaks free. Garcia dodges the haymaker and then wags his finger. They go again, tie up, and Garcia wrenches to wristlock one more time. Shane breaks free, swings, but Garcia just grabs that arm! Shane goes to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Garcia lets off slowly, but Shane cheap shots him! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Garcia gets up in a huff.

Garcia storms around with Shane, they tie up and Garcia headlocks. Garcia grinds, Shane powers out and runs Garcia over! Garcia gets up, Shane avoids the dropkick and he DECKS Garcia! Shane is fired up, the fans are torn, but then Shane mocks Garcia’s dance! Shane drags Garcia up, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS! Garcia is stinging but he shakes his head. Garcia fires off haymakers on Shane, then kicks. Shane blocks, shoves Garcia away but Garcia rolls to his feet. Shane runs in but only gets buckles as Garcia moves! Garcia grabs a leg, DRAGON SCREW! Garcia has the foot but Shane gets the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Garcia stomps the leg! Garcia puts the leg on ropes and stands on it, then HIP DROPS it! Then goes again, but Shane BOOTS Garcia up and out! Garcia hits the floor, Shane makes his way out after him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane hoists Garcia up, to RAM him into the apron! Then Shane THROWS Garcia into railing! Shane taunts the fans and again mocks Garcia’s dance. Garcia flounders away, Shane refreshes the count, and then Shane stands Garcia up. Shane DECKS Garcia again, then taunts the fans. Shane slides into the ring, drags Garcia in, and reels him in for a short arm LARIAT! Shane brings Garcia up again, but Garcia fires forearms! Shane CLUBS Garcia, whips him, but Garcia sunset flips! Shane stays up, and LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Garcia sputters but Shane stays cool as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Garcia fires hands! Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves to HEADBUTT and Garcia falls! Shane follows Garcia to the apron, lines up a shot, and APRON LEG DROPS but Garcia moves! Fans fire up as Garcia goes to a corner. Shane runs up but into a BOOT! Garcia dodges Shane’s splash but Shane hurries after him. Garcia ROCKS Shane, bobs ‘n’ weaves and fires JAB after JAB! Shane SHOVES Garcia to a corner, but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Garcia fires up with the fans and he stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Garcia lets off and does his dance! Garcia puts Shane’s leg on ropes to stomp away!

Garcia wraps the leg around the rope, then runs side to side. Basement dropkick to the knee! Garcia keeps going, another basement dropkick to the knee! The fans fire up with Garcia while Shane writhes. Garcia grabs the bad leg but Shane BOOTS him away. Garcia is on the apron, he storms back in, but Shane hits a POP-UP POWERBOMB, then rolls Garcia to DECK him!! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and Shane is frustrated. Shane slaps the bad leg into working and the fans rally up. Shane hobbles around, he brings Garcia up, and he calls out Garvey! Shane tucks the arms, but the leg won’t let him lift!

Garcia feints haymaker to dropkick the bad leg! Shane drops, Garcia reels him in! But Shane’s too big for a lift like that! Shane back drops free but Garcia sunset flips! Shane LEG DROPS but misses, and Garcia has the HEEL HOOK!! Shane flails, Moriarty coaches him to reach, but Shane TAPS, Garcia wins!!

Winner: Daniel Garcia, by submission

A huge win for Red Death in Sin City! Is this a sign that Garcia will be the future Face of TNT?

 

Backstage interview with Eddie Kingston.

Lexi Nair is with the Mad King, who asked for this time. She knows he has a lot on his mind and he says yeah, he does. First off, what The Young Bucks did to Sting & Darby on Dynamite, that’s disgusting. It was disgusting because they stole Sting & Darby’s thunder. Just like Bryan Danielson does. He did that to Bryan Keith. That kid finally got an AEW contract, he grinded to earn that. And Danielson took the moment from Keith just to get under Eddie’s skin. But hey, it worked, so congratulations. Eddie challenges Bryan for a match at Revolution, the same night as Sting’s final match in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Eddie wants Bryan 1v1. But Eddie will add a little stipulation: After Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand. Because we all know Bryan doesn’t respect Eddie and we know it eats Bryan up inside that he lost to someone he doesn’t respect. So now, after Eddie wins again, Bryan has to act like he does respect him! And Eddie knows, hopes and even prays that that eats Bryan up inside. Will the American Dragon accept this challenge? Or will he ask for something in return?

 

2v1 Handicap Open Challenge: Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS The Outrunners!

The Machine says anything Hook can do, he can do better! He put out the open challenge while verbally putting down Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum, will he get to physically put them down now too? Or will the Outrunners show us that we ain’t seen nothing yet?

Wait, the Outrunners brought Chance, the mascot for the Las Vegas Golden Knights? Will he give them all the luck they need for this one? Truth starts against Cage and the fans rally up. Cage dares Truth to try something, so Truth tries to suplex him! Cage is too big and bulky for that and he elbows Truth away! Cage puts Truth in a corner, UPPERCUTS, then GAMANGIRIS, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Turbo runs in as Truth falls out, and Turbo fires hands! Cage doesn’t flinch so Turbo apologizes. Cage CLOBBERS him for it! Chance rallies the fans as the Outrunners mug Cage. They reel Cage in, but Cage DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!

The fans fire up as Cage DISCUS LARIATS Turbo, then reels Truth in. Cage puts one out, hoists Truth up, and POWERBOMBS him! Then Cage wraps on a PRISM TRAP! Truth taps, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by submission

The Machine proved he can even win by a submission hold, just like Hook! Chance tries to get on Nana’s good side by doing the dance, and Nana joins in! Fans cheer, but then Cage CLOBBERS Chance! Nana says that’s what the clown gets! Fans boo but Cage hauls Chance up. BUT HERE COMES HOOK! The FTW Champion storms down the ramp, Cage runs up and he picks Hook up! Hook fights with elbows, then body shots! Cage ROCKS Hook, Hook still fires shots, and this brawl heads to the back! Will Cage regret wanting this fight with the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

 

Backstage interview with Tomohiro Ishii, and the Undisputed Kingdom?

Lexi Nair is with the Stone Pitbull but also Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, and this looks like a rather familiar set-up. The Kingdom wanted this time to talk with Ishii, but Taven says first, he has a bone to pick with “this goofy Melvin” right here. The Kingdom used to be in Chaos, and then one day, Taven gets hurt and needs knee surgery! No more emails, no more texts, nothing! Weren’t they friends?! Roddy shouts, “ISHIIIII…I! None of that matters. The only thing that matters is if you win tonight, March 3rd at Revolution, I’m coming to beat you for the AEW International title.

“And I’ve been waiting eight long years for this rematch. And I can’t wait to break you. So good luck.” Roddy tries to shake Ishii’s hand but Ishii refuses. Ishii just snarls as the Kingdom leaves, will Roddy regret getting on his bad side?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

AEW returns and Schiavone welcomes us back, and he brings in the Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland! Las Vegas fires up for Edge as he makes his way to the ring, with the big pyro! Edge joins Schiavone in the ring and Schiavone notes that the #CopeOpen is 4-0. The fans chant for “ADA!M ADAM!” Schiavone says as far as top contenders are concerned, Samoa Joe has the top two contenders in his Triple Threat, and Edge is #3. He could have an International Championship or a TNT Championship match, so what’s going through his mind? Edge says first, always a pleasure. Vegas, c’mon now!

The fans cheer and Edge says that never gets old. Edge also tells Nigel to just shut up now because he’s surely spewing crap. Edge makes it a point that if he was on Dynamite last Wednesday, what happened to Sting & Darby wouldn’t have happened. So “Nicolas” and “Matthew,” that’s a warning. Now, the other titles Edge could go for. Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland get Samoa Joe, Roddy wants Cassidy, but Edge could also challenge Eddie Kingston “for his dozens of championships.” And don’t get Edge wrong, he really, really wants to challenge Eddie Kingston. Edge tells Eddie himself that it’s gonna happen.

But then there’s… Christian Cage. The fans boo but Edge says there’s that TNT Championship that Edge won and then had ripped away. So we all know where this is going. WAIT! Daniel Garcia makes his way out! After Garcia’s big win tonight, he did seem primed for his own title shot, and he has a mic of his own as he returns to the ring. Garcia says it sounds to him like Edge thinks he deserves a shot because he’s gotten a lot of wins. And Garcia couldn’t agree more. Garcia believes title matches here should be awarded to those who have won. But Edge ain’t the only one getting wins, going on a bit of a hot streak lately.

Someone else right in front of Edge has been picking up a lot of wins. The fans cheer that, and Garcia doesn’t mean disrespect. But last week, when he beat The Patriarchy–yeah, he did that–he looked at Christian’s shoulder and saw that title. So maybe, just maybe, Garcia deserves the shot at the TNT title! Fans are torn, but Garcia says maybe he’ll pull a classic Danny Garcia move and “lose the big one” and get sent to the back of the line again. But the thing about Daniel Garcia, he’ll fight through the line a million times over if it means getting championship gold in AEW. Edge says okay, he can respect that.

But Edge must point out, Garcia didn’t beat The Patriarch alone. He had FTR’s help. But FTR speaks highly of Garcia, that’s enough for Edge, so Edge respects Garcia. But if Garcia is saying he wants his shot at the TNT title, same as Edge, something’s gotta give. So here’s an idea: this Wednesday, Dynamite in Austin, Texas, Edge VS Garcia, winner fights Christian Cage. What’s Garcia say? Garcia says challenge accepted. They shake hands and the fans cheer! But then Edge holds on and brings Garcia back. Edge says Garcia had a match tonight, that’s the only reason he’s not taking Garcia’s head off right now.

“But make no mistake about it, you are now threatening to take food off of my family’s table, and that doesn’t work for me. So I am gonna beat your ass next week.” The fans fire up as Edge takes his leave first. Will Dynamite end up Rated R? Will that R stand for Red Death?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with the Galaxy’s Greatest, the Babe with the Power, and #BigStoke, and congratulates them on the big win last night on Rampage. It seems like this group is really jelling, even with Stokely. Stokely says they are like Full House! He’s Danny Tanner, Kris is DJ and Willow is Michelle. But Julia Hart & Skye Blue, you can shop at Hot Topic and listen to Evanescence but that doesn’t make you a badass. Two badasses we know are the former TBS Champion, Kris, and the first-ever NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, Willow!

Kris says Julia & Skye just keep showing up for more. Julia is champ, Skye is her teammate or something, but they’re both so hung up on the past, these two can be your future. Willow thought Skye was gonna be part of their future, tagging with them as a trio! But no, she chose a different path. It hurts Willow’s feeling. They did everything together, from tagging to dancing to smiling to traveling. But they haven’t ever fought though. Kris says Stoke can make that official. Oh, right, uh, Tony Khan has officially blocked Stokely on his phone, he may have to borrow someone else’s. Talk to you later.

Stokely goes off to handle business somehow, will Kris & Willow tear down the Princess of the Black Throne and her devious bestie? Or will the House Always Win?

 

Mark Briscoe VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart!

Speaking of the House of Black, they tried destroying the Sussex County Chicken along with FTR & Daniel Garcia, but #DemBoys are tougher than that! Will Mark get some payback of his own tonight? Or will the King of Death refuse to #ReachForTheSky?

The bell rings and the fans rally and duel. The two circle, they tie up, and Brody powers Mark to a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off slowly, but Mark avoids the cheap shot to CHOP! Mark eggs Brody on, Brody storms up and the two circle again. Brody rushes in, Mark dodges and he CHOPS! And CHOPS! Brody tosses Mark to a corner, Mark dodges the splash and BOOTS! Mark CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! Mark climbs up and rains down fists! The fans count along but Brody TOSSES Mark away! Mark ends up in a corner, fans hoot and bark with Brody, and he runs in to CANNONBALL!

Mark sputters while Brody barks some more. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts, and Brody lets off. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP! Brody whips Mark corner to corner hard and Mark bounces off buckles. Brody eggs Mark on, stands him up, and CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! And then fires off haymakers! The ref counts, Brody brings Mark out of the corner to scoop and SLAM! Brody runs to drop a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Mark hangs in there and the fans rally up. Mark goes to ropes, Brody storms up and CHOPS again! Mark sputters as he sits down, and Brody digs his boots in. The ref counts, Brody steps away at 4.

Brody paces while Mark sits up. Brody drags Mark up, whips corner to corner but Mark goes up and out! Mark RAMS into Brody, YANKS him right out to the floor, and then Mark WRECKS Brody with a dropkick! Brody staggers around, Mark runs from the apron, BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! The fans fire up as Mark throws a chair into the ring! Mark storms in, Brody rises up, and Mark claps with the chair. The fans fire up, Mark puts that chair in place and he builds speed. Mark uses the chair to get up and FLY! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up as Mark taunts Julia. Mark then goes looking, and fans fire up as he finds a TABLE!

Mark sets the table up but the ref says stop, this is a normal match! The fans still want it, but Mark leaves the table where it is to go back to the ring. Mark aims, PLANCHAS, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Mark into railing! Mark ends up on his head, and Brody says, “JUST! VIOLENCE!” Brody drags Mark up, whips him hard into more railing, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Mark flounders up, Brody CHOPS him back down! Julia applauds as Brody whips Mark hard into more railing! Brody grins as he storms up on Mark. Mark stands and Brody talks trash before he CHOPS again! Mark sputters right in front of the timekeeper’s area, but Brody whips him away into more railing! Julia applauds again as Brody stands over Mark. Brody stands Mark up to CHOP him back down! Brody digs his boot in, the ref counts, but Brody stomps as he lets off of Mark’s head. Brody puts Mark back in the ring, scuffs him, then stands on him for a cocky cover. ONE, but Brody stalks Mark to ropes.

Mark CHOPS but Brody CHOPS back! Brody ROCKS Mark and Mark goes to a corner. Brody CHOKES Mark on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody lets off at 4, and Mark sputters again. Brody stomps away on Mark, then YANKS him up from the corner! Mark hits the mat, flounders to another corner, but Brody storms up to CHOP! Mark CHOPS back! Brody CHOPS again, Mark CHOPS again! Mark CHOPS and SLAPS but Brody CHOPS Mark down! Julia smiles as Mark sputters and flounders. Brody storms back up, stands Mark back up, but Mark fires forearms! Collision returns to single picture as Mark CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!

Mark fires forearms, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, only to run into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Cover, TWO! Brody is frustrated and tastes blood from a cut lip. Brody drags Mark up while fans want tables. Mark CHOPS and forearms on repeat, then fires Redneck Kung-Fu palm strikes! Mark UPPERCUTS, but Brody blocks the whip! Mark UPPERCUTS again! Fans fire up and Mark whips, but Brody reverses. Mark ROCKS Brody with a forearm! Brody ends up in a corner, Mark runs corner to corner, JUMP KICK! Mark CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Mark climbs up, he rains down fists! The fans fire up and count along, Mark goes all the way to TEN!

But then Brody picks Mark up! Mark BITES Brody’s forehead! Mark is free and he BOOTS Brody to the floor! Brody sits up in a daze and the fans fire up! Mark climbs up the corner, to ARIHARA SENTON! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans fire up and high-five the Sussex Country Chicken, and he puts a new chair into the ring! Mark drags Brody up and in, the fans fire up and Mark runs, to LARIAT! Brody stays up!? But Mark goes to fireman’s carry! Brody throws down elbows, then runs, to LARIAT Mark inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up! Brody seethes and he storms up on Mark.

Brody brings Mark up, hauls him up but Mark slips free to CHOP, CHOP and fire forearms! Mark power sup, but Brody ROCKS him first! Mark ends up in a corner, Brody runs in, but Mark dodges! Brody hits buckles, Mark fireman’s carries! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Mark hurries up top, the fans fire up, but Julia distracts him! The fans boo but Brody SHOVES Mark down through the table!! The ref hurries outside to check on Mark and somehow Mark is okay to continue! The fans lose their minds all the same, and Brody goes out after him. Brody puts Mark in the ring, “This is Awesome!” Brody hauls Mark up, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall

The Sussex County Chicken could not survive, his vengeance was denied. But Brody isn’t done with Mark as he sits him up. Julia has a RAILROAD SPIKE! She STABS Mark in the forehead!! Refs rush in to tell Brody and Julia to leave, but Brody makes sure to paint his cast with Mark’s blood! Julia says The House Always Wins, will they tear down the Briscoe legacy until there’s nothing left?

 

Bryan Keith speaks.

“It’s The Bounty Hunter, Bryan Keith. And it’s no secret that I’m all about my payday. So when I came here to AEW, I’m looking for the big matches, I’m looking for all the stars, and more importantly, I’m looking to climb the ranks and collect my bounty. Whether you good, bad or ugly, you stand across the ring from me, you better be ready to pay up, sucker!” When and where will Bryan Keith have his bounty in the form of big match paychecks and championship reigns?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Kiera Hogan!

The Virtuosa is getting her title match with Toni Storm at Revolution, but tonight she ends up the “opening act.” Will she be a hard act to follow? Or will the Hottest Flame be the one burning up the scene?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, tie up with knuckle locks, then Deonna breaks one to wrangle Kiera with the other. Kiera rolls back, rolls through, then kips up to wrench and roll Deonna up! TWO, and Kiera Oklahoma Rolls! ONE, and Deonna wrenches Kiera to YANK the arm! And YANK the arm again! Deonna stands on one hand, then wrenches that arm to grind the shoulder. Kiera powers up to whip, but Deonna reverses. Kiera stops herself, then drop toeholds Deonna onto ropes! Kiera runs to HIP ATTACK! Deonna goes to a corner, Kiera runs in but Deonna dodges! Kiera slips out to the apron to ROCK Deonna first!

Kiera steps in but Deonna gets the arm! DIVORCE COURT CODE BREAKER! The fans rally while Kiera shakes the arm out. Deonna brings Kiera up, snapmares her, and then drops an arm on the leg! And then drops it again, to then have a short arm scissor! Kiera endures so Deonna steps over to drop a knee on the elbow! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Kiera up and wraps her up in a straitjacket. Deonna knees Kiera in the back, the fans rally up, and Kiera moves around. Kiera slips the straitjacket onto Deonna, but Deonna puts it back on Keira, for the BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!

Kiera is still in this but Deonna brings her around. Kiera fires forearms and a CHOP, then runs, but Deonna BOOTS her! Kiera SUPERKICKS back! Kiera runs in but into the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brushes it off as Kiera goes to ropes. The fans rally, Deonna runs up, but Kiera ELBOWS her away. Kiera is in a corner, she BOOTS Deonna down! Fans rally up, Kiera runs up but Deonna BOOTS her! Deonna drags Kiera up, reels her in and goes for the Gotch lift! Kiera fights out, but Deonna ducks the roundhouse! Deonna kicks low, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS!

Deonna rolls things over, to have the VENUS DE MILO, and she verbally quits! Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

The Virtuosa sets the tone, but stepping all over her lines is the AEW Women’s World Champion! “Timeless” Toni looks to upstage Deonna at every turn, will she be the bigger box office smash this Super Bowl weekend? Or will the Queen of Guinea be the real scene stealer here tonight?

AEW Women’s World Title Eliminator: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther & Mariah May VS Queen Aminata!

The bell rings and Storm circles with Aminata. The fans rally up, Storm feels things out, and Aminata mocks the overly dramatic nature. She even mocks Storm putting up her dukes! They tie up, go around, Storm waistlocks but Aminata wrenches to wristlock. Storm squats, spins, wrenches, and wristlocks to wrangle Aminata. Storm stands on Aminata, top wristlocks, but Aminata endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights around, then waistlocks to spin and snapmare Storm to a ghost pin, TWO! Storm is up, headlocks, and she stomps around as she grinds the hold. Aminata endures but Storm hits the takeover.

Aminata headscissors but Storm shrugs it off. Fans rally as Aminata keeps trying, and she headscissors after all. Storm moves around, pops free and headlocks again. Aminata fights up, pops out the back and steps over to twerk attack! The fans are torn but Storm pushes Aminata away. “How DARE you!” Aminata runs in, Storm drop toeholds her into ropes! Storm keeps moving, THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, then poses for the crowd. The fans cheer as Storm gets her black ‘n’ white filter, and then she CLUBS Aminata down as Collision goes picture in picture.

Storm looms over Aminata, brings her up, and CHOSP! Aminata goes to a corner, Storm stomps her, stomps her some more, then CHPOS her! Aminata sputters but Storm digs her boots in. The ref counts, Storm lets off, then runs up to TOSS Aminata by her hair! Aminata ends up in another corner. Storm snapmares her down hard. Storm clamps on with a neck wrench and she grinds Aminata down. The fans rally, Luther applauds, but Aminata fights up. Aminata fights to a facelock and cradles, TWO!! Storm escapes, and she LARIATS Aminata to ropes. Storm whips then LARIATS Aminata down! Cover, TWO!

Storm stays on Aminata with some pie faces. Aminata frowns as storm keeps pushing her. Storm fires a forearm, so Aminata hits back! Storm winds up to SLAP! And JAB! And JAB! And JAB! Storm winds up, to DECK Aminata with that forearm! Storm then sits Aminata up to a full nelson. Aminata endures even as Storm leans on her, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Aminata storms back into the ring but Storm knees her low! Storm snapmares Aminata, clamps on another seated full nelson, but Aminata again endures. The fans rally, Aminata fights her way up, and Aminata breaks free! Aminata Alabama Lifts but Storm sunset flips through! TWO, and Storm BOOTS Aminata down! Luther applauds and Storm aims from a corner. She runs in but Aminata catches her for another cradle! TWO!! Storm escapes, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Luther and Mariah look worried and the fans rally up. Storm and Aminata rise, and Aminata wrenches to reel Storm in! Snap suplex!

Fans fire up and Aminata runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Luther points out it was not three. Aminata drags Storm up, Alabama lifts, but Storm fights that to a DDT! Cover, TWO! Aminata is showing her toughness but Storm has a crazy look in her eyes as her lipstick is smeared and her nose is bloody. Storm drags Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata Alabama Lifts! AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Storm survives and shocks Aminata! Mariah looks worried as Aminata shoves Storm away. Storm is in a corner, Aminata runs up, but Storm trips her! Storm runs in to HIP ATTACK first! Then the STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (denies Queen Aminata a title opportunity)

The leading lady of AEW checks another name off the list on her path to Revolution. Storm then gets a mic to tell “Mr. Shivon” that she knows that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but technically they’re in Henderson so stop looking at her like that! The fans cheer as Storm rests back and says, “Darling, did you see that? Another fantastic technical show of brilliance by moi! I would just like to announce that this week on Dy-na-meh-tay, I will be releasing a brand new film!” The fans cheer that! Storm gives us the teaser for “Wet Ink,” and tells Deonna Purrazzo to remember one little thing:

“You can try all your special little fancy maneuvers on me all you want, but the pain of not being so much as a wart on my bunghole will haunt you for the rest of your bloody life! Bunch off!” Storm then holds onto her AEW Women’s World Championship while dramatically posing and frolicking. Will nothing and no one ever take the spotlight away from Timeless Toni Storm?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Because of the NBA All-Star Weekend, Collision will return in two weeks!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Just as we heard, Storm will release her new feature film, but we’ve also got The Young Bucks taking on Top Flight,  Edge VS Garcia to determine Christian Cage’s next challenger, and Willow getting her fight with Skye Blue! Plus, we hear from the AEW World Champion, Samoa Joe, AND both his challengers, Hangman Page and Swerve Strickland, ahead of their title match Triple Threat! If everything is bigger in Texas, then will this be the biggest Dynamite yet?

 

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Tomohiro Ishii!

Freshly Squeezed being part of Chaos, he’s a friend to the Stone Pitbull, and is willing to give his friend a title match. Will Cassidy come to regret that when the Stone Pitbull takes a bite out of him? Or will Cassidy still be on course to face Roddy at Revolution?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision in the desert!

The bell rings and the fans duel, “I-SHI-I!” “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Ishii and Cassidy tie up, and are in a deadlock, even as Cassidy tries really hard. Ishii stays put, then he pushes Cassidy back step by step. Cassidy tries to turn that around but Ishii still pushes him back. They end up on ropes, the ref counts, and Ishii lets off slowly. Cassidy has his hands up, and heh thinks about it. Yep, hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Cassidy dodges, SHOTGUNS and kips up, but Ishii runs Cassidy over! Cassidy flops out of the ring and the fans duel again. Cassidy shakes out the arm, walks around the outside, but Ishii eggs him on.

The ring count climbs as Ishii and Cassidy each dare the other to join them. Ishii rushes out after Cassidy but Cassidy slides into the ring! Cassidy then eggs Ishii on. Ishii gets in, Cassidy RAMS him but neither falls! Cassidy runs again and RAMS Ishii but he almost bounces off Ishii himself! Fans fire up, Cassidy winds up, and Cassidy runs again to RAM Ishii! Ishii rebounds, Cassidy sidesteps then follows to SHOULDER TACKLE Ishii down! The fans fire up as Cassidy flexes! Cassidy sees Ishii go to a corner and stand up. Cassidy storms up to fire forearms, but Ishii just frowns. Ishii stares Cassidy down as the forearms keep going!

Ishii backs Cassidy down by leaning into the shots! Cassidy still tires but he ends up in the other corner. Cassidy slows down, then says okay, go ahead. Ishii CHOPS Cassidy down! Cassidy sputters to a corner but Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy staggers away, Ishii storms up to CHOP again! Cassidy falls and Ishii eggs him on! Ishii drags Cassidy up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Ishii CHOPS Cassidy again, and CHOPS him again! And CHOPS him again! Ishii whips corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out, ducks the lariat and bumps Ishii off buckles! Ishii just stares him down and ROCKS him with a forearm! Ishii suplexes for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cassidy flounders out of the ring clutching his neck! The ref checks and Cassidy is somehow okay to continue. Ishii goes out to put him back in, then storms up to bring Cassidy up. Ishii CHOPS and Cassidy falls over. Ishii kicks Cassidy around, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Ishii lets off, and he eggs Cassidy on. Ishii brings Cassidy up and Cassidy throws body shots!

Ishii doesn’t budge, though, and he just DECKS Cassidy! Cassidy drags himself up in the corner, Ishii brings him out and suplexes, only for Cassidy to block! Ishii keeps trying, Cassidy keeps resisting, so Ishii CHOPS again! Ishii suplexes but Cassidy fights! Collision returns to single picture as the struggle continues. Ishii gets Cassidy up, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, DDT! Fans fire up while Ishii flounders out of the ring. Cassidy builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Ishii hits railing! Cassidy hurries to put Ishii in, then he runs to tilt-o-whirl DDT again!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up as Ishii toughs it out! Cassidy hurries to the apron and goes up the corner. The fans fire up as Cassidy aims, for DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, TWO!!! Ishii survives again and Cassidy is rather surprised! Ishii goes to a corner, Cassidy storms up, and Cassidy gives Ishii “devastating” kicks! Cassidy winds up, to SUPERKICK! Ishii sits back down and Cassidy stomps a mudhole away! The ref counts, Cassidy lets off and the fans fire up again! Cassidy runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shoutout to Shibata as Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii clotheslines him first! Ishii runs but Cassidy follows to BOOT!

Cassidy keeps moving, but Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii runs, but Cassidy BOOTS him! And SUPERKICKS! Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN Ishii down, but Ishii’s right back up to POUNCE Cassidy! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as both men go to ropes. Cassidy rises but Ishii’s on him first. Cassidy fires forearms but Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii then DECKS Cassidy! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Ishii storms up on him. Ishii hauls Cassidy up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up the corner. Ishii brings Cassidy to the very top, for the stalling… SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!

Cassidy survives again and the fans fire back up! Ishii drags Cassidy back up, brings him up, but Cassidy slips out of the bomb! Ishii avoids the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ishii roars as he rises, the fans fire up, and Ishii storms over to Cassidy. Ishii drags Cassidy to his feet, to CHOP him! Cassidy stays standing as he grits his teeth and shakes his head! Cassidy eggs Ishii on so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy shakes his head so Ishii CHOPS again! Cassidy crouches but he rises back up! The fans are thunderous as Cassidy fires up, but then he falls over! Ishii asks what’s up, the ref says Cassidy is somehow still in this, so Ishii storms up.

Ishii drags Cassidy up to fire a forearm! Cassidy goes for the Alabama Lift! BEACH- NO, Ishii fights that down to get Cassidy up, POWERBOMB! SLIDING- NO, Cassidy ducks the lariat to ghost pin! TWO!!! Ishii swings, Cassidy blocks then dodges then rolls Ishii up, TWO!!!! Ishii escapes again, Cassidy sunset flips him, TWO?!?! Ishii escapes a third time in a row and the fans are thunderous! Cassidy and Ishii rise, and Cassidy LARIATS! Ishii stays up to HEADBUTT! Ishii roars, runs, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Ishii falls but Cassidy isn’t done! Alabama Lift for the BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO!?!?!

No one can believe that Ishii survives both Cassidy’s best shots! The fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but this has to end somehow! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and takes aim from the corner! ORANGE- NO, Ishii full nelsons to DRAGON SUPLEX! But Cassidy rises back up!? Ishii LARIATS him back down!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Now Cassidy shocks us, but Ishii roars again! Ishii hauls Cassidy back up, suplexes, but Cassidy wrenches free. Ishii ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy SUPERKICKS, but Ishii ENZIGIRIS! Ishii sits Cassidy up to run, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives again but Ishii says he has it now!

Ishii drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but Cassidy slips free! ORANGE PUNCH!! Ishii wobbles but stays up!! So Cassidy turns him around! Ishii HEADBUTTS again! Cassidy roars, swings, but into a spin, only for Cassidy to cradle it! CASSIDY WINS!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)

That was a Freshly Squeezed instant classic! Cassidy sits up in a daze, he might not even know he won! But wait, The Undisputed Kingdom rushes in from the crowd side! Bennett CLOBBERS Cassidy and Taven goes up! HAIL MARY!! But Ishii rushes back in to run them off! The Stone Pitbull may have lost, but he still has enough to handle these punks! Trent Beretta also rushes out, chair in hand! Trent won’t let The Kingdom do Cassidy like they did Chuckie T & Rocky Romero! Cassidy is still golden, but will he need to call upon more friends to help fight off their enemies?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, and with quite a bit more set up for Revolution. It’s probably because they’re losing a day with next week being NBA All-Star Weekend. At the same time, I’m oddly okay with regular sports getting in the way of pro-wrestling for once, because my schedule is very stuffed with Collision being on Saturday. But the reasons aside, great promo from Eddie Kingston complimenting Bryan Keith and calling out Bryan Danielson for a match. I would think Danielson will make the match for the Continental Triple Crown if Eddie wants his handshake. And really good promo from Edge with Garcia to set up their match for Dynamite.

Garcia had an awesome match with Shane Taylor tonight, and great win for Garcia to add credibility to Garcia VS Edge this Wednesday. I would think Edge wins but the way they were teasing Garcia and Christian last week, they might go with Garcia instead, with Edge just making sure Christian doesn’t cheat Garcia like he has Edge. Great match from Moxley & Claudio VS Star & Esfinge, though of course Moxley & Claudio win. FTR being the ones stepping up to Moxley & Claudio is a surprise, though. What’s going to happen now with that CMLL invasion story? FTR brawling with BCC was great but still not sure what’s to come of it.

Meanwhile, Cage of course beats down The Outrunners and wins, but good little brawl with Hook. That FTW Championship match is surely coming, just not sure if it’s Revolution worthy or not. Awesome match from Mark and Brody, with quite the violent end and post match beating. Another thing about FTR moving on to BCC, who is going to help Mark against the House of Black? Really good promo from Kris, Willow & Stokely to call out Julia & Skye, and Willow VS Skye will be really good stuff. Still thinking this has to come down to Kris and Willow fighting for their shot at the TBS Championship.

Great stuff out of both Deonna VS Kiera and Storm VS Aminata, but especially the latter. Aminata continues to look great, I just hope she gets to have some wins soon. Storm’s promo after was good, too, with the tease of her new “film.” And great stuff out of the International Championship story, too. I just knew The Undisputed Kingdom would interact with Ishii, but instead of a deal, it was more like Roddy wanted Ishii to understand what winning tonight meant. Awesome main event, and awesome win for Cassidy, but I should’ve figured the Undisputed Kingdom would attack. Maybe I was right, though, about someone from NJPW/Chaos joining in on the Six Man Tag before Revolution, and it looks like that someone will be Ishii.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/8/25)

Collisions ARE bigger in Texas!

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Will Houston be Undisputed?

While The Son of Texas, Dustin Rhodes, is in action in Houston, the big attraction is a Trios Triple Threat: Undisputed Kingdom VS 2Point0 VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Daniel Garcia & 2Point0 VS Shane Taylor Promotions; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
  • Bandido VS Bryan Keith; Bandido wins.
  • Six Man Tag: La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ares Alexander, Jay Alexander & Brick Savage; LFI wins.
  • Dustin Rhodes VS Izzy James; Dustin wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Penelope Ford; Rosa wins.
  • Mariah May VS Shay Carmichael; Mariah wins.
  • Kyle Fletcher VS Mark Briscoe; Kyle wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Tonight, it’s Kyle Fletcher, Mark Briscoe. Kyle, I know your type! You can’t handle your own business! You run around with that pack of wolves, the Don Callis Family! Hey, bring the whole family, line ’em up, I’ll knock ’em down! Tonight, it’s your ass! RAH RAH RAAAH!”

Kyle Fletcher speaks.

“Tonight, I am on a mission. A mission to right a wrong. Now Mark, I want you to see the entire Family is her tonight, because they will not be getting involved. I’ll do this on my own, because even on your best day, you do not come close to the Protostar’s level.” Brian Cage & Lance Archer seem confident, but newest Family member, Mark Davis, seems conflicted. Will the Aussie Arrow really shoot down the Sussex County Chicken this close to Grand Slam: Australia?

 

Someone chucks security!?

It’s Marina Shafir! And that’s because she’s leading the way for Jon Moxley! The fans boo as The Maniac throws a fit, but then Marina snatches a mic for him. Moxley says this show starts when he says it starts! And he is getting a little sick of the Rated R Superstar! Adam Copeland wants a shot at the AEW World Champion? Mox bets he does. Cope thinks he can throw his weight around, but he can’t! He has no power here! Moxley has a list of 1000 reasons why he won’t give Cope a title shot. The fans boo, but Moxley says he has 1000 reasons, but we’ll stick to the simplest one: Moxley doesn’t like Cope.

Moxley doesn’t like anything about Cope! Cope doesn’t know a single thing about Moxley, or about AEW, or about being AEW World Champion. Cope can take his challenge and stick it up his ass! But if it’s a fight he wants, Moxley will do it any time, any place! Here at the Marriott, in Toronto, in Cincinnati, in Asheville, or even next week on Collision in Australia! Let’s do that! Bring Jay White and Mox will whoop his ass, too! Bring that half-broken neck, bring White, and Moxley will whip both their asses! They just better hope and pray that Moxley has the grace to let them walk out of Australia on their own two feet!

If Mox decides it’s time to break Cope’s neck, Cope ain’t coming back! Moxley then drops the mic and storms off, Marina following him out. Is that Moxley making a threat? Or is he just trying to avoid a title match he might lose?

 

Trios Triple Threat: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Daniel Garcia & 2Point0 VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong want to prove they’re the strongest trio in AEW, so they’ll be taking on some strong competition! They got the better of Red Death, Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange, and they got the better of Shane Taylor and The Infantry, but can they beat both teams at once? Or will tonight be anything but undisputed?

The trios sort out, and in this kind of Triple Threat, only two teams are legal. Roddy and Shane start, they tie up, and Roddy slips around to a headlock. Shane blocks on size alone, and he THROWS Roddy away! Roddy comes back to CHOP! Roddy CHOPS again, bobs ‘n’ weaves, but Shane blocks a shot to JAB! Shane talks trash, whips Roddy to ropes, but Roddy ducks ‘n’ dodges. Roddy then stops to BOOT Shane, ENZIGIRI, and he tags Kyle. Roddy & Kyle CHOP and KICK on repeat! They double whip Shane, but Shane DOUBLE LARIATS back! The fans are torn but Shane taunts Cole with, “SHANE TAYLOR, B*TCH!

The fans boo but Shane puts Kyle in the STP corner. Tag to Carlie Bravo, he tags Shawn Dean, then Dean sends Carlie in to forearm SMASH! Then the repeat, forearm smash! Dean adds an ELBOW, then a LARIAT! Dean covers, ONE, but Dean keeps Kyle with a facelock. Dean whips, Kyle grabs ropes, Daddy Magic tags in! Kyle kicks Carlie back, then Kyle and Menard DOUBLE SHOULDER Carlie! They argue now, but Dean SHOVES Menard into Kyle! Kyle tumbles out, Dean ROCKS Menard, then whips. Menard reverses and ELBOWS Dean down! The fans fire up for Daddy Magic and he fires up with them!

Menard CHOPS Dean, pushes him to the open corner, then he tags Parker. Parker whips Menard so Menard can send Parker in, forearm SMASH! Drop toehold! BOOYAH ELBOW! The fans fire up and Parker brings Dean around for a whip. Parker ROCKS Dean, whips again, and ROCKS Dean once more! Dean whips, Cole tags off Parker, Parker sends Dean into a BOOT! Cole and Parker fist bump in respect, Menard jumps on commentary real quick to say this is some 2-for-1 action tonight! Collision is live from coast to coast like butter on toast! Cole fireman’s carries Dean, Dean fires forearms, and Dean RAMS Cole into the STP corner!

STP mugs Cole, the fans boo, but Menard says this is what he’s talking about. Dean tags Carlie, the Infantry brings Cole out to scoop, but Cole slips free! Cole shoves Dean into Carlie, Garcia tags in! The fans fire up as the TNT Champion rallies on the Infantry! Menard is all fired up as Garcia rains down fists on Dean! But Carlie makes the save, only for Garcia to add Carlie to it! Garcia rains down fists on The Infantry, and he goes to nine, winds up, and hits TEN! The fans fire up again, but here comes Shane! Garcia says bring it! Shane swings, Garcia ducks to fire back! Garcia then gets around but Shane fights the saido!

Shane CLUBS Garcia, Dean trips him, and then Dean SLAMS Garcia on the apron! Carlie goes to the apron for a GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP! Menard hops off commentary to reinforce his team, but Shane still hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! STP stands tall and talks trash while Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Garcia up, whips him hard into railing, and Garcia flounders to the commentary desk. The Infantry drags Garcia up, but Menard & Parker rush in! They all brawl, the ref reprimands, but Carlie puts Garcia in. Carlie JABS Garcia again and again in the corner, then pops, locks and CHOPS! Garcia sputters, Shane tags in, and they put Garcia in the open corner. Shane stomps Garcia, stands him up, then CHOPS! Garcia is stinging again but Shane stands over him. The ref reprimands, Shane backs off just to talk trash on the other teams. Shane stands Garcia up, but Garcia fires forearm after forearm! Shane’s BODY SHOT takes Garcia right down!

Tag to Dean, he and Shane mug Garcia, then Dean stands Garcia up. Menard rallies the fans but Dean CHOKES Garcia on ropes! Dean lets off, and Carlie gets a cheap shot in! Dean covers, TWO! Dean tags Shane, Shane stomps Garcia, then Shane stalks Garcia to ropes. Carlie talks trash on Garcia while Shane stands him up. Garcia fires forearms and CHOPS! Garcia runs, but Shane CLOBBERS him! Shane shakes his head, talks trash on 2Point0, then he drags Garcia up. Shane mockingly holds out Garcia’s hand to The Undisputed Kingdom, then he scuffs Garcia. Shane slaps Garcia around, and Collision returns to single picture.

The fans rally for Garcia as Shane stands him up. Garcia fires forearms! The fans fire up, but Shane ROCKS Garcia! Shane scoops, but Garcia slips free! SAIDO!! The fans are thunderous while Shane and Garcia are both down! Garcia crawls, but The Infantry YANK Menard & Parker down! The fans boo, but Carlie tags in to drag Garcia up. Garcia JAWBREAKERS free! Dean tags in, he snatches Garcia into a SLEEPER! Garcia JAWBREAKERS again! Carlie tries, Garcia dodges, hot tag to Kyle! The Violent Artist BOOTS Carlie, then he tags Roddy! STRONG KNEE for Dean! Tag to Cole, SUPERKICK for Shane! Then they DOUBLE LARIAT Shane up and out!

The fans fire up as Cole rallies on Carlie! BOOT and Carlie falls again! Cole fireman’s carries Carlie for the USHIGOROSHI! The fans are fired up again, Strong KNEE for Dean! Kyle suplexes, CHASING THE DRAGON! Cole gives Carlie the GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, MENARD BREAKS IT! Roddy CLUBS Menard, Menard hits a CUTTER! Kyle hits AX & SMAHS on Menard, Parker has Kyle in a Gory Especial! GORY BOMB for Kyle! But Dean hits a TIGER BACKBREAKER on Parker! Garcia DROPKICKS Dean! Shane blocks Garcia’s kick to KNEE him down! Cole SUPERKICKS Shane down again!

The fans are thunderous with’ ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” But Carlie rolls him up! TWO!! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans are thunderous as all nine men are down around ringside! The trios regroup, “This is Awesome!” as they all rise up. Then it’s a brawl! The fans are thunderous as things spill out, but Parker blocks Cole’s kick! Menard joins in, they give Cole a DOUBLE DDT! Roddy runs up, 2Point0 gets him! But Kyle saves Roddy from the double DDT! They each knee low, then Roddy hoists Menard up! Kyle climbs, BACKBREAKER KNEE DROP COMBO! Garcia LARIATS Roddy!

Kyle fires off a strike fest on Garcia! Garcia avoids a sweep, clamps onto Kyle, but Kyle breaks free! Garcia CHOPS Kyle, then SAIDOS! The fans fire up again, but The Infantry runs up! They dodge Garcia’s double lariats, then fire off the Cap & Winter Soldier combo! Then TWO TO THE HEAD! But Parker BOOTS Dean, and baits Carlie into TOSSING him out hard! Shane is up to HEADBUTT Parker! Shane tucks Parker in, MARCUS GARVEY DRIVER!! But he gets a PENALTY KICK from Kyle! Then the Kingdom all aims at him! SUPERKICK, STRONG KNEE AND ROLLING ELBOW!! Shane falls and Roddy WRECKS him with a dropkick!

Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane on the outside, then they hit TOTAL ANNIHILATION to the floor! Carlie runs at Cole, Cole gets him with 52 Fake Out! Cole goes up, Carlie avoids the Panama Sunrise, only for a SUPERKICK to find him! Cole then brings down the kneepads, for THE BOOM!! Cover, Undisputed Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall

It’s all about the Boom, and that makes this match undisputed! Garcia realizes he was too little, too late. Cole wants to show Garcia respect, but then THE DEATH RIDERS ATTACK! Namely, Wheeler Yuta, Claudio Castagnoli & Pac! The AEW World Trios Champions beat down everyone, but especially focus on The Kingdom! Cole, Kyle & Roddy want to be the best trio, but the titles belong to the Death Riders. Claudio has a mic to say, “I just came out here to personally congratulate you on your victory. But more importantly, to remind everyone who the real best trio is around here.”

Pac & Yuta sit Cole up and Claudio says sorry, Cole, he couldn’t hear that over the ass whopping they just gave his team. Cole says you picked the fight with the wrong trio! Oh, is that so? But then STRONG KNEE outta nowhere! The fans fire up as the tides have turned! Kyle has Yuta in an ANKLE LOCK, and Yuta TAPS! Cole sends Pac running, but Claudio drags Yuta to safety! The Death Riders regroup and retreat, but Cole grabs the mic. Cole says he is so damn sick and tired of the Death Riders thinking they can do whatever they want! Cole reminds us that he said in 2025, they’d prove themselves as THE BEST trio in AEW!

So next week, Cole looks to cash in on that promise! The fans like where this is going. Next week, Dynamite, FOR the Trios Championships, Undisputed Kingdom VS Death Riders! And Cole swears to God, he promises on everything he believes in, the Kingdom will whip some ass and become the champions! THAT is undisputed! TK calls in, that match is approved! Will Cole, Kyle & Roddy be the three that free these Trios Championships from the Death Riders?

 

FTR speaks.

Those three letters represent THE top guys in tag team wrestling. Whether AEW, ROH, NJPW, Mexico, and every major promotion across the world, these tow have been champions. For far too long, their greatness was forgotten, and they’ve taken a backseat to others. That ends now. The three letters, F T R, should represent the greatest team to ever do it. To make that a reality, they need to get the AEW World Tag Team Championships for a third time. Whoever are the champions, this message is for you. FTR is back. #TopGuysOut.

 

Backstage interview with Max Caster.

Alicia Atout is with Platinum Max and he makes sure to add, “Best Wrestler Alive.” Alicia brings up last Wednesday night, Caster provoking while his Open Challenge is ongoing. Caster says Hangman got angry at him when all he wanted to do was have his interview. The people wanna hear from the Best Wrestler Alive, and Hangman was taking forever. Caster simply asked Hangman to please hurry up, and Hangman got angry. That’s not how a man asks. Let’s not call him “Hangman,” this is “Hangperson.” And so if Hangperson wants to go a round with Caster, get in line, because his open challenge is going on. And thanks for mentioning that, Alicia.

So, who can survive the Best Wrestler Alive? We’re gonna see this week on Dynamite! Caster will show everyone that you can’t be better than the best, and that is a mic drop! He even drops Alicia’s mic to prove it. But will Caster regret leaving the door open to an angry Cowboy?

 

Bandido VS Bryan Keith!

Speaking of angry cowboys, The Most Wanted finally returns to in-ring action, and he’s up against The Bad Apple! Will Bandido clear a path back to the ROH World Championship? Or will the Bounty Hunter collect on that $200,000 Chris Jericho has promised?

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Bandido and Keith stare down, and then they fire forearms! The fans cheer this shootout, Bandido knees low, but Keith throws his poncho at him! Keith BOOTS Bandido down and the fans are torn. Bandido gets up, throws the poncho back, and he headlocks. Keith powers up to throw Bandido down! Keith runs, Bandido stays low, but Keith then whips him. Bandido dodges the boot, Keith dodges the handspring, but Bandido aims his finger gun. Keith swats it, Bandido dodges the lariat, to then slip around and arm-drag! Keith goes to a corner, but he dodges Bandido.

Keith runs back up, but Bandido pops Keith up! Bandido then throws Keith back, Keith rolls to his feet, but Bandido DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up while Keith shakes out the stars. Bandido storms up, LA MAGISTROL, TWO! Keith escapes, but Bandido drags him up. Keith CHOPS, the fans rally, and Keith pie faces Bandido. Bandido CHOPS Keith, then eggs him on. Keith CHOPS, Bandido CHOPS back, and the fans “WOO~!” Keith kicks low, whips Bandido to a corner, but Bandido goes up and out! GAMANGIRI! Keith staggers, Bandido goes up, and CROSS- SOBAT!! Keith takes Bandido outta the sky!

The fans are torn but Keith has a wild look in his eyes while Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith soaks up cheers and jeers while Bandido bails out. Keith slides out the side, runs in around the way, and he BOOTS Bandido down! Bandido sputters while Keith seethes. Keith stalks Bandido, refreshes the ring count, then he drags Bandido up. Keith puts Bandido in the ring, stalks him some more, then stands Bandido up. Bandido fires body shots, then whips Keith. Keith reverses, then runs to BULLDOG! That’s a very Jericho looking move! Bandido flounders, Keith whips him again, SLIDING him out to the floor! Bandido writhes but Keith has another wild look in the eyes. Keith soaks up some more heat while Bandido crawls to the ring.

Bandido stands, rolls in at 7 of 10, but Keith is on him with a rain of fists! The ref counts, Keith whips Bandido to ropes, and he FLAPJACKS Bandido down! Keith pushes Bandido to a cover, TWO! Bandido is still in this while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and the two clinch. Keith power sup to EXPLODER, but Bandido makes it a sunset flip! TWO, and Keith runs up, into a KNEE! Bandido then UPPERCUTS, then goes up, up, and TORNILLO! The fans fi reup as Bandido then pops Keith up to a military press! ONE ARM! Then the SLAM!! Cover, TWO! Keith survives and Bandido is surprised, but the fans fire up again! Bandido feeds off that energy and aims at the ropes! Bandido runs, but Keith LARIATS Bandido first! Keith goes to a corner, aims at Bandido, and he runs in, only for Bandido to BOOT! Bandido goes up, Keith RISING HEADBUTTS!

Keith roars, the fans are torn, and Keith climbs! Keith and Bandido fight, but Keith ROCKS Bandido! Keith clinches on the top rope, for a SUPER EXPLODER!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! The fans duel, and Keith rises! Keith storms up on Bandido to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Keith fires up, but Bandido CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then SUPERKICK! Keith ENZIGIRIS! Both men stagger, the fans fire up more, and both men stand back to back. They both turn around to look at each other, and they nod! They take five paces and go to the corners! Then they run up, DOUBLE SHOTGUN DROPKICKS!!

The fans are thunderous again, it’s a standing ovation in Houston! Keith rises first, but he and Bandido go forehead to forehead. They stand, and Keith underhooks the arms! Bandido wrenches out, but Keith ROCKS him! Keith runs, but Bandido scoops him! Torture rack and FLIPPING KNEE! Keith staggers, he isn’t asleep yet! But Bandido aims his finger gun, and BANG! Keith rises, into the BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, BANDIDO WINS!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

No prize money for the Bounty Hunter, this bandit is just that good! But will the Most Wanted get what he wants in a title match with The Nueve?

 

Backstage interview with “Powerhouse” Hobbs.

Lexy Nair is with Will Hobbs and says he asked for this time. What’d he like to say? Hobbs says hey to Big Bill, rubbing in that Keith didn’t collect his bounty. And guess what? Hobbs will be in Texas all week long. He’ll be looking for a fight, and maybe in Austin, Bill actually gives Hobbs a fight. Or maybe the Big Redwood is just a big baby. Hobbs has called out the rest of The Learning Tree’s Branches, will he cut them all down?

 

Six Man Tag: La Faccion Ingobernable VS Ares Alexander, Jay Alexander & Brick Savage!

Rush y Dralistico made their return, and they want not just Beast Mortos but ALL of AEW to understand, that when you mess with the bull, you get the horns! Will LFI look to stampede through the Trios Division now that they’re reunited?

The trios sort out, and the fans cheer on “RUSH! RUSH! RUSH!” Instead, we get Dralistico and Ares Alexander. But then Dralistico tags out to Mortos, and Mortos CLOBBERS Ares! And SMACKS him! Mortos whips Ares to then POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Tag to Dralistico, springboard CODE BREAKER! Tag back to Mortos, they BLAST Jay and Brick! The fans fire up as Dralistico tags Rush! Rush storms around, the fans cheer him on, “If you mess with the bull, you get the horns!” BULL’S HORNS!! Ares is almost sent out of the ring! Mortos pushes him back in, Rush covers, LFI wins!!

Winners: La Faccion Ingobernable, by pinfall

The other guys didn’t even get to tag in! And now LFI mugs Ares! Jay is furious that they’re doing this to his brother, so he and Brick get in! Brick DOUBLE CHOPS Dralistico & Mortos, only to get a CHOP, HEADBUTT, and SPIN KICK! Jay runs up, Rush blocks his knee to HEADBUTT him down! LFI deals with Brick and the Alexander Brothers with ease, but they’re not down! They beat Jay down, but here comes Komander! Wait, what can one do against there? He still springboards to FLYING POISON-RANA Mortos!! Then he dodges Rush y Dralistico to jump off Dralistico and RANA Rush! Then Komander fires off on Dralistico!

The SOBAT knocks Dralistico down, then he builds speed. But Dralistico trips Komander, YANKS him out, and then sends him back in for Rush. Rush CLAWS at Komander’s mask! The fans boo, but then the lights go down! And when the lights come up, it’s HOLOGRAM! LFI took him down, but he has rebuilt himself, rebooted the system, and “upgrade complete!” Four months away but he looks better than ever! SUPERKICK for Dralistico! Then he jumps over Mortos to DROPKICK Rush out of the ring! Then he tilt-o-whirls and DEJA VU RANAS Mortos! Mortos gets back up, but runs into a CRASH COURSE from Hologram!

Hologram and Komander stand tall together, then build speed! They DOUBLE TOPE CONJILO!! The brawling continues, and Rush has a chair! Rush wants to smash someone but the refs stop him! Rush snarls, drops the chair, but then he DECKS a ref!! The fans are torn but Jake the Snake will have to handle that fine for Rush. But will Rush’s rampage continue until LFI are on top of AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Megan Bayne.

Well, Lexy tries to get Megasus to respond, but she just keeps walking. Thunder Rosa is there to welcome Megan to AEW. Megan ignores the high-five so Rosa says okay, she’s not about that. That’s fine. So much for Southern Hospitality. Rosa tells Lexy that Megan is superbad, too. Megan just got here, and she’s so mad! But whatever, we’re in Texas! And everyone knows about Texas hospitality! And tonight, Ford gets that “hospitality” because Rosa will make sure she has a memory that lasts. Let’s get ready to kick some butt! Rosa is all fired up, will she wrangle Penelope Ford like it’s a rodeo?

 

Harley Cameron is in the ring.

The wild Aussie has a couple guitars and a big puffy pink jacket as she welcomes Houston to the Harley Halftime Show! Ladies and gentlemen, she didn’t come alone. Oh, no no! Please say hello to PUPPET MERCEDES! Harley takes off her jacket and turns around to reveal her Muppet of Mercedes Mone is riding in her backpack! The fans cheer and Harley says Puppet Mone is a tiny lil’ baby. Now to kick things off, here’s a song you may know too well. It’s called the Money Train. Harley starts strumming the guitar, and she sings a long R&B note. The fans cheer, Harley sings she wants to RIIIDE~ the Money Train~!

The phone lights come out already as Harley repeats “The Money Train” again and again, but then the REAL Mercedes Mone interrupts! Mone is wearing the TBS and NJPW Strong titles while carrying the Rev-Pro and Queen of Southside belts. Mone has a mic to ask Harley, “Are you stupid? Or are you dumb? Nobody came out here to watch the Harley Halftime Show!” NO, they’re all to see #FourBeltsMone. So Houstooooooon~! Please say hello to your C  E O! The fans boo instead. Mone tells Harley that she doesn’t know how many times she has to tell her, but she is nothing but a l- LEGEND!! Harley cuts Mone off there and the fans cheer.

And with that said, Harley would like to begin her second song! “Hello, it’s good to see you, Miss Mercedes Mone. You’ve got four belts? Well I’ve got one dream! So, what do you say~? You come out here tonight, cut me off, and if I’m being blunt. I think the way you’re acting, well, are a cuuunning woman~!” And Harley will say it now, Mone is just afraid to feel the WRATH! THE WRATH! THE WRATH! The fans join in, “FEEL THE WRATH!” and Mone sarcastically plays along, until she grabs the guitar! The fans boo but Mone tells Harley to shut up. Harley is so talented, super talented, but let’s get real. If there’s anything real about Harley!

Mone doesn’t know why Harley wants a match with Mone when that little puppet on her back can wrestle better. So Harley needs to get out of her ring, because Harley is NOT on Mone’s level. Harley has the fans on her side as she tells Mone, “You’ore right. You’re right.” Harley is new to this. She can only ever dream to achieve in her career what Mone already has in AEW. But Harley has fought so hard to be here where she is today, and she’s NOT stopping! The fans cheer that! Harley would love nothing more than to face Mone in Australia, in her home city in her home country! And for the TBS Championship!

Mone is a game changer, yes, but Harley has to admit. In Mone’s whole career, the most entertaining that she’s ever been… is when Harley had her hand up Mone’s puppet ass!! The fans fire up for that! But Mone SLAPS Harley! The fans boo, but Harley gets pissed now! Harley shouts FEEL THE WRATH, then she DECKS Mone with the mic!! Mone bails out, grabs a new mic, and with the fans chanting Harley’s name, Mone says if Harley wants her shot at Grand Slam, then she’s on! But one more thing: Mone can’t wait to embarrass Harley in front of her friends, her family, and show the world why she IS the CEO!

Mone leaves, but Harley is just fired up to have the match she wants! Will she also take that title off Mone to finally be the Face of TBS?

 

Lexy Nair moderates the Continental Championship face-to-face.

She has Buddy Matthews with her, but Kazuchika Okada is clearly absent. Lexy says this was meant to be the face-to-face, so if Buddy wishes, they can proceed. Buddy says go ahead. Lexy asks Buddy what it’d mean if- Oh, NOW Okada shows up. The Rainmaker takes his seat, gets mic’d up, and asks for a water. Lexy thanks Okada for taking the time to join them. She wants to ask about the title match, but Buddy says he’ll handle this. Buddy scoots up and says they’ll cut to the chase: “In Brisbane, Australia, you and I will face each other. Australia’s best versus Japan’s best. But I haven’t fallen for this BS comedy facade that you’re playing.

“See, I know what the real Okada’s all about, and I know what he’s capable of doing. But I’m not sure he knows what I’m capable of doing.” The people stand by Buddy. Australia stands by Buddy! So it is time for Buddy to beat Okada for that title. Okada needs to look Buddy in the eyes and say if he thinks Buddy believes this or this is just some fake facade that Buddy’s playing. Buddy and Okada both stand up, and then Okada laughs. “B*TCH!” Buddy fakes a punch and Okada flinches! Buddy pats Okada on the shoulder, and tells him, “I’ll see you in Brisbane.” Buddy leaves, the staffer shows up with the water, but Okada throws it down.

Okada is furious that Buddy got the better of him, but will Okada get serious once the bell rings?

 

Dustin Rhodes VS Izzy James!

The Natural is still fuming from everything MJF did and said just last Wednesday. Dustin looks to get his hands on that scumbag in Austin, but what will happen here in Houston? The bell rings, Dustin circles with Izzy and ties up. But then Izzy knees low, mocks the deep breath, then whips. Dustin slips around the lariat to then dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Dustin isn’t done, he hauls Izzy up to hit the FINAL RECKONING! Cover, Dustin wins!

Winner: Dustin Rhodes, by pinfall

And with that, Dustin grabs himself a mic! “Maxwell Jacob Friedman. You call yourself ‘The Devil.’ You’re not the devil. As I told you last week, I went to Hell, I looked at the Devil in his eyes, and I kicked his teeth in! And I ripped, teared, and crawled my way out! And the reason why is because I am a survivor! I AM the 56-year-old Last of My Kind! And Max, while you’re sitting at home in your recliner right now in Long Island, New York, I want you to know something. Every thing in your brain right now thinks that you’re gonna do to me, I’ve already done. Five DECADES. Blood, sweat, and tears, and passion, something you do not have!

“And guess what, Max? I am still here! Next week, in MY backyard of Austin, Texas, AEW Dynamite, I am going to drag you to hell, and you are gonna meet the actual devil! And I will give you a Texas sized ass whooping for the ages!” The fans like that! Dustin has a question for MJF: After MJF gets out of this business, will it remember him? Because it damn sure will remember Dustin! The fans are fired up, will MJF regret messing with this Son of Texas?

 

The Death Riders speak.

The Bastard says, “Finally, finally, finally! We have been the Trios Champions for what feels like an eternity, and there have been very, very few individuals who have had the guts, the bullocks, to stand up to the Death Riders. Well, gentlemen, we welcome your challenge. From true professionals, none the less. But understand this: We are the elite of the elite. And this week on Dynamite, we look forward to making an example out of you.” Claudio adds that the Kingdom has teeth, and he respects that. They have something worth the Death Riders’ time. Too bad the Death Riders will just have to pull those teeth out.

Claudio says they are the absolute BEST at this! Claudio leads the way out, and Yuta just adds a cocky grin. Will the Death Riders be unstoppable in their reign of terror?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Penelope Ford!

La Mera Mera is ready to rope ‘n’ ride, and she even has the Houston Texans’ Toro by her side! But will Rosa be running hot towards a title opportunity in the near future? Or will everything be superbad tonight?

The bell rings, Rosa and Ford circle, and the fans rally behind Rosa. They tie up, Rosa throws Ford down, and the fans rally up. Rosa wrenches, Ford wrenches back, and Ford hammerlocks. Rosa reaches back, headlocks, then spins through. Rosa hits a headlock takeover but Ford headscissors. Ford squeezes tight but Rosa kips free. The two stare down and the fans fire up. Rosa and Ford circle, tie up, and Rosa powers Ford to a corner. The ref counts, Rosa lets off, but then Ford ducks the chop to CHOP! Ford whips corner to corner, Rosa goes up and over, then she arm-drags Ford! And arm-drags again!

Rosa DROPKICKS Ford down, the fans fire up, and Rosa runs in, UPPERCUT! Rosa snapmares Ford, then runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Rosa drags Ford up, but Ford RAMS her into a corner! Ford RAMS Rosa again and again, then backs up. Ford runs back in, but Rosa BOOTS her! Rosa then goes up, but Ford ROCKS her first! Rosa falls to the apron! The fans boo but Ford goes up, up, and APRON KNEE DROPS! Rosa sputters, Ford soaks up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Ford drags Rosa off the apron to send into barriers! Ford taunts Toro and the fans, then she stands Rosa up. Ford CHOPS Rosa, but Rosa turns things around! Rosa CHOPS Ford! Rosa slips into the ring, slides back out, but Ford kicks low and CLUBS Rosa down! Ford drags Rosa up and puts her in the ring, then pushes her to a cover, TWO! Ford is annoyed, but she stalks Rosa. Ford puts Rosa through the ropes and pulls her back against them! Rosa endures, the ref counts, but Ford stops at 4. Rosa flops down but Ford brings her back up. Ford CLUBS Rosa, whips her to ropes, but Rossa reverses! Ford wrenches back and clinches, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Ford ties Rosa up into a GROUND OCTOPUS! Rosa endures, rolls to a cover, TWO! Ford lets Rosa go, but Rosa then reels her into a SEATED SURFBOARD! Rosa pulls, pulls, and pulls Ford back! Then Rosa stands to have the MEXICAN SURFBOARD! Rosa swings Ford, then DROPS her down! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Ford fireman’s carries Rosa, and she hits a GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO! Rosa stays in this and Ford grows frustrated, but the fans rally up again. Ford stands Rosa up to bump off buckles, and again, and again! Ford hits all three levels, then lets Rosa drop. Cover, TWO! Rosa goes back to the corner but Ford stomps a mudhole! The ref counts, Ford steps off, and she handsprings, but Rosa moves! Ford POSTS herself and the fans rally with Rosa, Rosa runs up, ROCKS Ford, ROCKS her again, then winds up, to ROCK Ford yet again! Rosa runs to LARIAT Ford, then LARIAT again!

The fans fire up as Ford goes to ropes. Rosa runs side to side, for a DROPKICK! Ford sputters, Rosa hauls her up, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Ford survives and Rosa is frustrated. The ref checks Ford, she seems okay to continue, and she RAMS Rosa into a corner! And RAMS her again! And again! Ford roars, she runs back up, handspring and BACK ELBOW! Ford then LOCKS the face paint! Ford goes side to side, to BOOT! Rosa falls into the drop zone, then Ford goes up top. MOONSAULT FLOPS as Rosa moves! Ford flounders, Rosa drags her to a cover, TWO! Ford stays tough, but Rosa drags Ford up.

Ford JAWBREAKERS Rosa, then baits her into a drop toehold! Rosa is on the ropes, Ford runs and SHOTGUNS Rosa down! Ford then drags Rosa to the drop zone, only for Rosa to victory roll! TWO!! Rosa kicks Ford, ROUNDHOUSES her, then runs up to SHOTGUN her down! Cover, TWO! Ford survives and Toro can’t believe it! Rosa roars, hauls Ford up, but Ford fires body shots! Ford and Rosa trade forearms, and then Rosa CHOPS! Rosa swings, Ford goes Matrix! CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Rosa survives and Ford is beside herself! Ford drags Rosa up, fireman’s carries again, but Rosa fights free!

Rosa hits a BACKSTABBER, then she reels Ford in! Rosa tucks the arms, picks her up, TIJAUNA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Rosa says this one’s for Texas! But hold on, Megan Bayne is making her way out here? Rosa isn’t sure why The Megasus is stepping on her moment when all she wanted to do was welcome her to AEW. Megan goes right to the ring and Rosa says fine, bring it! Megan stares down Rosa, but then Ford CLOBBERS Rosa! Ford dribbles Rosa off the mat, CHOKES her, HAMMERS her, but Megan just lets her! The fans boo, and Ford leaves the scrapes for Megan. Megan takes her headdress off, picks Rosa up, and fireman’s carries! “BOW DOWN!” F5!! Megan stands tall over Rosa, will she soon stand atop the mountain in AEW?

 

AEW shares footage from last night’s DEFY Wrestling show.

Ricochet returned to DEFY as it held a show in Seattle, Washington, and he talked a lot of trash while wearing the robe he stole from Prince Nana & Swerve Strickland last Wednesday. But little did he know, SWERVE would show up! Swerve attacked, Ricochet ran away, but not for long as NANA put Ricochet back in the ring! Ricochet find another way to escape and kept the robe on his person! When and where will Swerve get his revenge on Ricochet?

 

Backstage interview with Bun B.

Lexy is with Houston’s living legend, the hit singer and entrepreneur, and welcomes him to the show. They have his burgers as part of catering, and it is fantastic. How does it feel to be back in AEW? Bun B says it’s always great to have AEW back in Texas. They’re all big fans here, they can’t wait for All In: Texas. But then Ricochet interrupts? He asks what this is. Oh, he knows now! This is Bun B, Trill Burgers, America’s best! And he’s a friend of Swerve’s, right? Well, if Bun B hasn’t been watching, but AEW is no longer Swerve’s House. It is now Ricochet’s! And Mr. B, but since you’re here, all these burgers now belong to Ricochet, too.

Ricochet says if they don’t mind, he wants to try one of America’s best. Ricochet says it looks aight. He takes a bite, and then SPITS IT OUT! This is what they’re serving? It’s trash! There are much better burgers out there. The server says everyone else likes them. Ricochet asks what that guy just said. W-Well, they like them… Oh, everyone else likes them? He DRAGS this guy onto the table and asks who he is to talk to Ricochet like that! Bun B tells Ricochet to stop that. Ricochet tells B to back off. B may be close to Swerve, but tell him and Nana, “Thanks for the jacket.” HAHA! Ricochet leaves, but is he only heaping fuel on the fire?

 

Mariah May VS Shay Carmichael!

The AEW Women’s World Champion is calling this her “Glamorous Exhibition Match,” because she clearly doesn’t think this will be that hard on her. Will Mariah be more than ready for Grand Slam: Australia and the threat Toni Storm poses?

Whoa, Mariah SHOTGUNS Shay the moment she’s in the ring! The fans boo but Mariah sits Shay up for a RUNNING KNEE! The fans boo more, but Mariah just smiles. Mariah stands Shay up, fireman’s carries, and she hits MAYDAY!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Toni Schiavone has a good point: Shay’s hair is a bit like Toni’s, could this be a case of Mariah taking her frustrations out on an innocent young wrestler? Wait, what’s in the fancy handbag? Mariah opens it up, and she brings out a black satin robe. Mariah dresses Shay up in it, so now she really looks like Timeless Toni! Mariah smears red lipstick all over Shay’s face, then SHOVES her down! The fans boo Mariah more, but wait! LUTHER THE BUTLER is here! The fans cheer as Luther goes right to the ring, a tray in hand. He pulls away the napkin, to present a SHOE~! Mariah is freaking out, but then she swings on Luther!

Luther gets away, but the warning is clear! Mariah huffs ‘n’ puffs and goes back for Shay, but SURPRISE~! It’s the REAL Toni Storm! Mariah has seen a ghost, and Toni HEADBUTTS her down! Mariah runs away but Toni pursues! Toni catches her at the barriers, SMACKS her off the steps, then drags her up! Toni reels Mariah in, but Mariah scrambles free! Mariah runs away into the night, but Luther carries Toni away on his shoulders. With just one week left before their All In: London rematch, will it truly be Toni Time once again?

 

Something’s going on backstage!

The Don Callis Family is rampaging against random AEW prospects, and even security! The Murder Machines are having fun, but Mark Davis doesn’t seem to even try. Cage tells Davis that he’s Don Callis Family now! Get your hands dirty! That’s a fact of life. Davis snarls, and he uses a monitor to SMASH one of the randos! Cage TOSSES another over road cases, and Davis drags Jon Cruz up to TOSS him into trash! Archer says it’s DCF VS Everybody, and EVERYBODY DIES! Kyle Fletcher said he won’t need these guys to help him against Mark Briscoe, but will that be true? Or will Mark prove the Continental Classic win wasn’t a fluke?

 

Kyle Fletcher VS Mark Briscoe!

The Continental Classic’s round robin phase was almost perfect for The Protostar, if not for getting caught by #DemBoys. Kyle claims that was all a fluke and it’ll never happen again. But will the Aussie Arrow miss the Mark again? Or will he be able to #ManUp before Grand Slam: Australia?

The bell rings and Kyle BOOTS Mark right down! The fans boo but Kyle soaks it all up. Kyle goes to Mark, Mark fires a body shot but Kyle ROCKS Mark. Kyle stomps away in the corner, but lets off as the ref counts 4. The fans boo more while Kyle paces. Kyle storms up on Mark, CHOPS him, then reels him in for a scoop and SLAM! Mark writhes and crawls to the ropes while Kyle soaks up more heat. Kyle stalks Mark, drags him up, and wrenches to whip. Mark goes up, around, and ROCKS Kyle with a forearm! Mark CHOPS, fires more shots, then whips. Kyle reverses, but Mark grabs ropes! Mark ELBOWS Kyle, then TOSSES him!

The fans fire up and Mark builds speed, to DIVE! CANNONBALL TOPE and it’s a direct hit! Houston is all fired up with Mark, and then Mark grabs a chair. Mark tosses the chair in, then brings out a TABLE! Houston fires up even more, but the ref tells Mark this isn’t that kind of match! Mark doesn’t care, he still sets the table up. Kyle hobbles around, rolls into the ring, and the fans chant, “We Want Tables!” Mark finishes with the furniture to then run in at Kyle. Kyle ELBOWS back, goes up, but Mark UPPERCUTS! Kyle tumbles to the apron then staggers around on the floor. Mark builds speed to WRECK Kyle with a dropkick!

The fans fire up even more as Mark takes aim. BANG BANG, FOLEY ELBOW- NO, Kyle catches Mark! And he pops Mark around to LAWN DART him into the post! Mark falls in a heap, Kyle tells the ref to shut it, then he flexes while he soaks up more heat. The fans boo but Kyle refreshes the ring count. Kyle sits Mark up to show how he’s busted open. Kyle kisses the bloody wound, then he APRON POWERBOMBS Mark! Mark falls in a heap, Kyle soaks up more heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Mark crawls while the blood drips to the floor. Kyle flexes while he soaks up even more heat, and he wants on Mark. Mark slowly rises, but Kyle comes back around the outside. Mark makes it to the apron, only for Kyle to hit a DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! Mark flops back down, and Kyle tells the ref to hold on. Kyle whips Mark hard into railing! Kyle then sees Mark’s table, and he gets an idea. Kyle brings Mark up, puts him in the ring, and then he positions the table a bit closer to the ring. Kyle brings Mark up through the ropes, then to the apron. But Mark throws body shots! Mark has the fans fire dup, but Kyle stops the suplex!

Kyle tries but Mark fights the suplex! They both fight for control, but Mark then slips into the ring. Mark UPPERCUTS Kyle, and Kyle holds onto the ropes! Mark UPPERCUTS again, Kyle flails more! Mark UPPERCUTS and Kyle has to switch hands! Mark runs, but Kyle slips in and ELBOWS him down! Kyle has a sinister grin, then he rains down fists. The ref counts, but Kyle just hammers away on the bloody forehead! Kyle stops to admire the blood on his hands, and he paints his chest with it. Mark flounders to a corner, sputters through the crimson mask, and Kyle mocks the fans. Kyle goes back to Mark, but Mark CHOPS!

Mark CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Kyle scoops to SLAM! Mark writhes while Kyle mockingly encourages the fans to get louder. Kyle stalks Mark, stands on his neck in the corner, but steps off as the ref counts. Collision returns to single picture, and the fans rally for Mark while Kyle taunts him. Mark stands, but Kyle kick shim! And BOOTS him! Kyle fires forearms, but Mark fires back! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth, again and again! Mark gets the edge, he ROCKS Kyle, then roars! But Kyle BOOTS him again! Kyle runs, but Mark dodges! Kyle dodges, both men keep going, DOUBLE LARIATS turn both men inside-out!

The fans fire up as Mark and Kyle stand. Mark fires counter punches on Kyle, then REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Mark CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Mark CHOPS Kyle against the ropes, then ROCKS him with a forearm! Mark whips, Kyle reverses, but Mark DECKS Kyle with a forearm! Kyle goes to a corner, Mark blinks the blood out of his eyes. and then Mark runs up to LARIAT! Mark then clinches for an EXPLODER! The fans fire up, Mark covers, TWO! Kyle is tougher than that but Mark stays focused. The fans rally, Mark drags Kyle up, and Mark reels him in. Mark underhooks, but Kyle BACKDROPS free!

Mark runs back up, but Kyle DUMPS him to the apron! Kyle catches Mark in the ropes, DRAPING DDT! Kyle strikes like a Viper but the fans boo. Mark sits up, Kyle runs up, KNEE!! Kyle then underhooks Mark, package, TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and Kyle is arguing the count! Mark goes to a corner, Kyle runs in, GAMANGIRI! Then he reels Mark in, suplexes, but Mark cradle counters and rolls through! FISHERMAN BUSTER! And the fans fire up as Mark goes to the corner! Mark climbs, but Kyle stands! GAMANGIRI again! Kyle climbs up now, and he suplexes, but Mark lands out!

Mark CLUBS Kyle, then straitjacket and torture racks! But Kyle grabs the ref’s shirt! The ref slaps Kyle’s arm away, Kyle ands out, and he dodges Mark! Mark almost hits the ref, and then turns around into a LOW BLOW!! Kyle gets away with one, and then he hits a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!? Mark survives and Kyle can’t believe it! But Houston loves it! Kyle stalks Mark to ropes, hauls him up, SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! But Mark’s on his feet?!? Kyle just gets him for another SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Mark staggers up again, but then leans against ropes. Kyle grins, reels Mark back in, a third SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF!

Kyle mocks Mark to get up, and Mark does rise! Kyle watches Mark stagger and tumble to the apron. The fans boo but Kyle goes out the side. Kyle positions the table and then goes up the corner! Kyle drags Mark up to the very top, but Mark fires body shots! RKF UPPERCUT! Kyle falls to the apron, then stumbles to the table! Mark is up, FROGGY-BOW down through the table!!!! The fans are going nuts, and Mark still stands back up!! Mark pushes Kyle into the ring, climbs back up the corner, FROGGY-BOW AGAIN!! Cover, TWO!!! Kyle survives and Mark is shocked! But Mark hurries to get Kyle back up!

Mark puts Kyle on the top rope backwards, then straitjackets him into the torture rack! Kyle resists using legs, but Mark CHOPS him on the back! Mark then UPPERCUTS Kyle, Kyle falls off the corner, and Mark goes up again. Mark reels Kyle back in, underhooks him, but Kyle fights free! GAMANGIRI!! And then another GAMANGIRI!! Kyle hoists Mark up, TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER!!!! Cover, KYLE WINS!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

Mark’s win in the C2 was not a fluke, but Kyle made sure this one wasn’t, either! It was bloody and brutal, but Kyle then grabs a mic to say, “I told you…! I told you…! I proved tonight that Mark Briscoe’s win over me was a fluke! And in one week, I do the same to Ospreay!” The fans boo but Kyle says not only Ospreay, but Kyle will prove that the Best Bout Machine & The Aerial Assassin are no longer the future, but that the future stands RIGHT HERE! And it is The Protostar, KYLE…! FLETCHER!! The Aussie Arrow is as dangerous and confident as ever, but will he and The Alpha really win the Grand Slam tag team dream match? Or will the be beat by the Best Bout Bruvs?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, especially as a partial go-home to Grand Slam next Saturday. The cold open promos from Kyle and Mark were really good, but I’m still not a fan of cold open promos because they have to be quick and yet I can’t keep up with them that quickly. I do appreciate we got Mark Davis being a reluctant member of the Don Callis Family to help add to what we saw on Dynamite. Davis is clearly only in this to get back at Ospreay for Ospreay not being a better friend and all that, so he didn’t want to beat up on randos just because. And then Kyle VS Mark was an awesome and wild main event. Great win for Kyle, but that’s because Ospreay & Omega are gonna win at Grand Slam now.

Very good promo segment from Okada and Buddy to hype their match, and maybe Buddy wins, but I guess it really depends on how the Aussie win-loss record is gonna split. Harley Cameron and Mercedes Mone had a very good segment, though I thought we were going to get more songs from Harley before Mone interrupted. Harley getting the title match she wants is a great moment, but I’m thinking this means she loses her match. Mariah of course beat up her opponent tonight, but that was a great little surprise with Luther and Toni. The go-home math builds towards Mariah winning, but if anyone were to defy that expectation, it’s Toni Storm.

Moxley and Marina showing up to basically start the show was pretty wild, but what kind of promo was that from Moxley? Did he forget that just three days ago, Jay White made it clear it was going to be White & Cope VS Moxley & Claudio in a tag match? The way he worded it made it seem like he forgot, or like he was trying to make it his idea, not theirs. But we got better stuff from Claudio, Pac & Yuta after that great Trios Triple Threat. I figured the Undisputed Kingdom would win, and we’ll get an awesome Trios Championship match. I could see the Kingdom winning so as to put the Death Riders on the defensive with only the world title left.

Good stuff from the Ricochet VS Swerve story. Tying DEFY Wrestling into this is great, as well as having Bun B get in on that backstage promo. Revolution is definitely the goal for the Ricochet VS Swerve rematch, and I would think they up it with No Disqualifications and the robe being the unofficial prize. Good promo from Caster to call out “Hangperson,” but I would think Hangman does answer the Open Challenge for Dynamite. Dustin of course got a win tonight, and he called out MJF ahead of their match. That’ll be some great stuff, but I bet MJF cheats to win. Then maybe Jeff Jarrett goes after MJF to set up a match for Revolution. That or they give us Hangman VS MJF as they’ve been teasing.

Rosa VS Ford was a good match, but there was certainly a legit moment of concern for Ford in the middle. It might just be, but I feel like Ford hasn’t gotten the ring rust off even this long after her return. But Megan Bayne starting on a story with Rosa is great for Megan. Megan’s already strong, tall, with great presentation, so taking the fight to a former AEW Women’s World Champion is going to help establish Megan in the division. Megan can even be on the other side of a title feud after Revolution, depending on who holds what titles. Good promo from FTR, and I suppose they were being generic about who they were challenging as it might take time for FTR to get back to the tag titles.

LFI pulled off one of the gnarliest squashes I’ve seen, but that was a great way to get Hologram’s return. Hologram & Komander VS LFI is good stuff, and I feel like Hologram VS Rush should be the blowoff. Great match from Bandido VS Keith, and a great win for Bandido. Hobbs had a good promo to follow up while calling out Bill. As I said before, Bandido VS Jericho for the ROH World Championship is definitely happening. And then Hobbs VS Bill will be some great stuff, I’d love if they did some kind of ring breaking spot, same as we’ve seen many times in WWE.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (2/5/25)

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Will Ospreay VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis; Ospreay wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher VS Brody King & Buddy Matthews; Konosuke & Kyle win.
  • Toni Storm VS Queen Aminata; Toni wins.
  • Ricochet VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana; Ricochet wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Jay White.

Renee Paquette is with the Switchblade, and says she wants to talk the newfound alliance he seems to have with Adam Copeland. Yeah, he made it just in time for the show, luckily they’re close to the airport. But that new relationship, that’s building in real time before our very eyes. There is no real history between him and “Cope,” but there is something there for him and FTR. They haven’t always seen eye to eye, but the last time they spoke, White said that to fight the Death Riders, he’d need to rely on those he usually wouldn’t. Now he must rely on FTR and the Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland.

Because the Death Riders, they always seem to have the numbers. Well, speaking of, the Death Riders storm up on White! White wants them all to hold on a minute, let’s get a head count. Because up behind the Death Riders is Rated FTR! White shows that it is all right on time! And the brawl is on! White has Moxley while Rated FTR brawls with the AEW World Trios Champions! These eight throw hands as they move further backstage! Moxley sends White into road cases, but White hits back! Moxley RAMS White, the rest of the fighting is closer to gorilla now, and spilling out to ringside! The fans fire up as Cash sends Pac into railing!

Cash then brings The Bastard around to send into the side of a tunnel! Part of it chips off! Pac gets up to kick back, the brawling continues, and now we’re at the ring! The fans fire up as Cope RIPS Claudio’s shirt off to fire hands! Moxley and White brawl among the fans, and Moxley DUMPS White over railing. Dax beats Yuta down, Cope DUMPS Claudio over barriers, and White fires hands on Moxley! Yuta sends Dax into steel steps, but White sends Moxley into some! White and Moxley end up in the ring, but Yuta hurries in. White catches Yuta for a BLADERUNNER! But then Moxley has White! White clinches, Pac BOOTS him!

Dax storms in, Pac SOBATS Dax, runs, but Dax avoids the dropkick! Cash joins in, SHATTER MACHINE for Pac! Claudio drags Dax out, and SWINGS him into railing! Cash BLASTS Claudio, then DIVES into an UPPERCUT! Moxley calls to his Death Riders and they all mug White! The fans boo but Moxley tells White he can go to hell, because he doesn’t stand for anything! But Cope is up! Claudio saves Moxley to take the SPEAR! Moxley stays back, the Death Riders regroup, and now they’re in retreat. ATL cheers on Cope, and Cope tells Moxley, “I don’t know if you can hear it, but these folks here are chanting one name.”

So then, Moxley, what’s your answer? You still got a set of nuts? Is he accepting the challenge for the AEW World Championship at Revolution? Moxley storms back up to ringside, but only so far as to grab a mic and say, “You deserve nothing, you get nothing, the answer is ‘no.'” The fans boo but then White shouts at Moxley! White tells Moxley he has an offer for him! White can make Moxley Breathe with the Switchblade while drowning in a pool of his own blood! Moxley & Claudio VS White & Cope, ANYTHING GOES in a Brisbane Brawl, Grand Slam: Australia!! The fans like the sound of that! Will Cope & White make things Rated R when AEW goes down under?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Grand Slam: Australia!

After being called out by Buddy Matthews twice, Kazuchika Okada wants to prove “I not b*tch!” The Rainmaker is giving the Aussie Juggernaut his shot at the Continental Championship, but will he deny Buddy the hometown victory? Or will Buddy be the one to make it reign?

 

Will Ospreay VS ??? w/ Don Callis!

While the Aerial Assassin is going to be taking on Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher alongside Kenny Omega in Brisbane, it would seem the newest member of the Don Callis Family wants to fight him first! But just who is it? Callis makes his way out here with a mic to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make.” The fans chant, “F Don Callis!” but Callis says the opponent for Ospreay tonight is a man he knows very well! A man he called his brother! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s MARK DAVIS! Ospreay is completely shocked! Davis was last scene trying to knock sense into Kyle Fletcher! How did Callis get Davis on his side?

That mystery aside, the bell rings, and the fans chant “YOU SOLD OUT!” at Dunkzilla. Ospreay gets in Davis’s face, pushes him, then SLAPS him! Davis CHOPS Ospreay right back! And CHOPS him again! And again! The fans boo but Ospreay puts Davis in the corner to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Ospreay whips, Davis cartwheels and scoops Ospreay to SLAM him! But Ospreay avoids the senton, then basement DROPKICKS! The fans fire up for Ospreay and he CLUBS Davis on the neck. Ospreay fires forearms, then UPPERCUTS! Ospreay whips, Davis reverses, but Ospreay KICKS in return! Ospreay then dodges a lariat, but runs into a BACKDROP!

The fans boo but Davis soaks it up. Davis runs up on Ospreay in a corner to LARIAT! Ospreay sits down, Davis runs and SLIDING FOREARMS! Ospreay clutches his jaw, Davis covers, TWO! Davis drags Ospreay up to scoop and SLAM! Davis looms over Ospreay, then drags him up. Davis wrenches and CHOPS Ospreay, then CHOPS again! Davis CHOPS Ospreay off his feet, and now SENTONS down on him! Cover, TWO! Davis brings Ospreay up to suplex high and hard! Ospreay clutches his back but Davis KICKS him! Ospreay goes to a corner, but Davis CHOPS again! Ospreay fires forearms and the fans rally up, only for Davis to CLAW Ospreay’s face!

Davis reels Ospreay in, puts him up top, and then throws sumo style palm strikes! Ospreay sputters, the fans rally, but Davis climbs up. Davis brings Ospreay to the very top, but Ospreay fires body shots! Ospreay sends Davis down, then springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Direct hit and Davis bails out, but Ospreay kips up! Atlanta fires up but Callis coaches Davis while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ospreay aims, but Davis hurries up to HOTSHOT him first! Ospreay staggers away and Davis soaks up heat while going around the outside. Davis storms up the steel steps to get back in the ring, and he brings Ospreay up, only for Ospreay to KICK, KICK, and KICK! Ospreay whips, Davis reverses, but Ospreay wheelbarrows and steps through! Ospreay has the legs for a FIGURE FOUR! Davis endures and tries to pry the hold open, but Ospreay slaps the trapping leg back down! Davis grits his teeth but his shoulders are down for a cover! TWO, and Davis crawls backwards. Davis drags Ospreay along, and manages the ROPEBREAK!

Ospreay lets the hold go, then he grabs the legs, only for Davis to BOOT him away! Both men scramble to their feet, and Davis CHOPS Ospreay! And CHOPS him again! Ospreay blocks the next, then wrenches the arm to grab the leg! SHIN BREAKER, then a leg sweep! Ospreay steps through again, and it’s back to the FIGURE FOUR! Davis endures all over again, but he powers up to turn things over! Now Ospreay endures, and he crawls his way to the ROPEBREAK! The hold is undone, and both men slowly rise. Ospreay fires a forearm, Davis fires a CHOP, and Dynamite goes to break.

Dynamite returns as Davis soaks up heat. Davis storms up on Ospreay to CHOP! And CHOP! But Ospreay CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Davis shoves Ospreay to then CHOP LARIAT in the corner! Davis bumps Ospreay off buckles, then reels him in for a DRAGON SUPLEX! Ospreay goes flying, and then Davis adds a KNEE! Davis isn’t done with Ospreay, he pulls on the arms to then KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Ospreay survives, but Davis reels him in. Ospreay grabs a leg to CLUB it! Ospreay runs, but into a CHOP! Davis whips, Ospreay handsprings, and NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up as Davis goes down!

Davis goes out to the ramp, but Ospreay fires the fans up more! “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” Ospreay takes aim to PLANCHA! Down goes Davis again and Ospreay high-fives Atlanta! Ospreay storms back up on Davis, puts him in the ring, then goes up the corner. Ospreay springboards, but Davis catches him! Fireman’s carry and- NO, Ospreay slips free to SUPERKICK! Ospreay swats the lariat to HOOK KICK! Ospreay then springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO! Davis survives, and Callis was almost in the ring to stop it! The fans boo Callis, Callis tells them to shut up, but Ospreay throws the elbow pad away!

Ospreay aims, runs up, but Davis LARIATS first! Ospreay stays up, and he fires a flurry of palm strikes! But Davis LARIATS again! Ospreay stumbles, Davis hops on, SATELLITE PILEDRIVER?! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives that wild attack, but Davis snarls as he goes to a corner. Davis RIPS a buckle pad away! The fans boo but Davis storms back up on Ospreay. Davis drags Ospreay up, but the ref notices the bare buckle! The ref wont’ let Davis get that one! The ref and Davis argue, Ospreay HIDDEN BLADES!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Callis wanted Dunkzilla to be his “Ospreay Killer,” but the underhanded tactic did not work out! As for Ospreay, he grabs a mic to say, “Oh, yes, bruv! Atlanta! Oh my God, it’s like a little party in here, right? And Don. Seeing as you like to crash the party and you’re a little bit of a party pooper, I’ve got a new best friend back there who I’m teaming up with in Australia Grand Slam.” The fans chant for “KENNY! KENNY!” and here he comes! Callis is already panicking! Callis finds his way out into the crowd to run away as Omega makes his way down to the ring. Omega stands with Ospreay as the fans cheer him on.

Omega says, “Now, we’ve been here a couple times now, but I don’t remember a reception quite like that. So thank you very much, Atlanta.” Omega says this was meant to be a celebration for Ospreay, but Omega must get this off his chest. Omega tells Davis that man to man, Omega has no clue what Ospreay has on him, but trust Omega. Even though it might be scary, even though it might seem hopeless, help is there, and there are people you can trust. The fans cheer that. Omega says in a little over a week, Omega makes his AEW in-ring return with Grand Slam: Australia. But listening to these voices made him get that itch so he had to come out here in person, if they don’t mind.

The fans cheer more, and now Kyle and Konosuke storm out here! Callis tells them to stand down, they still have their tag match with Brody King & Buddy Matthews. Omega tells them all that they’ve done this song ‘n’ dance already. If the Callis Family wants this right here, right now, then go ahead. Omega’s an EVP again, they’ve got nothing but time. But if not… Then Omega suggests they pack their bags, hop on a jet, train, and get ready for Brisbane, Australia! Grand Slam, Ospreay & Omega VS Fletcher & Takeshita! It has been a long time since people could really feel what Omega was feeling in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023!

And now that Omega is BACK here in 2025, all the fans will get to feel the exact same things! Next week, it won’t just be a match for fun or to prove they’re better. This is the match to prove that the future of AEW lies not with those cowering on the ramp, but those right here in this ring! The fans cheer, and Omega says it may have been almost a year, but if they know the words, say it with him. He must bid you adieu, so goodbye, MWAH! And goodnight, BANG! Pyro goes off, and even Omega is surprised! But will it be no surprise when the Best Bout Bruvs bring down Don Callis’ cronies?

 

The Hurt Syndicate is here!

Atlanta chants along, “We Hurt~ People!” as Montel Vontavious Porter and the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions, Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin, make their way to the ring. MVP makes sure to say hey to Westside Gunn as he hangs out ringside. MVP then grabs a mic to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, ATLiens, and the AEW viewing audience, this is an official announcement from the Hurt Syndicate. Right now, I need everybody to stand on their feet and respect for the Standard of Excellence, Shelton Benjamin, The All Mighty, Bobby Lashley, your NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions!” The fans do stand and cheer, and MVP says that sounds good.

MVP says he’ll keep this short and sweet because they have to hop on the jet and head to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. MVP has to give props to Private Party. Two young, talented athletes with a very bright future, but they were just the wrong people in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was not their fault that they had to face the most devastating duo in ALL of pro-wrestling today! And MVP would like to put everyone else on notice: If you are an AEW athlete, if you are a champion, get ready. Because when the Hurt Syndicate chooses to come see you, they will hurt you and take your title!

But until that time, they’re open for business. And if you would like an opportunity to face them for the tag team championships, then- Wait. That music… “By order of the Bang Bang Gang… GUNNS UP!” Austin & Colten are here! But Lashley & Shelton don’t even bother looking at them, even as Austin & Colten walk down the ramp. Austin has the mic to say they mean no disrespect. But if they’re businessmen, then Austin & Colten would like to talk business. MVP says they don’t look like businessmen, and certainly aren’t dressed like it, but MVP says they’re at least conducting themselves as men, so go ahead. Step up and state your business.

Austin & Colten join the Hurt Syndicate in the ring, and Austin says before getting to the business, Gunns Up for the Atlanta Gold Members~! And to properly introduce themselves, they are The Gunns, former AEW World Tag Team Champions. They have been waiting TWO YEARS to get a rematch, and the only reason The Hurt Syndicate has those titles now is because Austin & Colten have been gone. But guess what? They’re back, baby! Colten says, “Oh, you guys hurt~ people~? Well, congrats on doing your jobs. That’s kinda what this business is about. But now it’s time for us to do our job, which is take back our tag team titles!”

MVP says he’ll tell them what. He appreciates the moxie and respects the courage. But he also respects their father, and if not for that, these two monsters would’ve already choked the Gunns out. But MVP is about business. He shakes hands with the Gunns, and says next week, for the AEW World Tag Team Championships, it’ll be the Hurt Syndicate VS the Ass Boys. The Syndicate moves on, and Austin says, “Ass Boys? Hey, Ass Boys? Y’know what? YOU GADDAMN RIGHT WE ARE! And if you’re not down with that, we got two words for ya! GUNNS UP!!” Austin & Colten no longer let words hurt them, but will a fight with Lashley & Shelton hurt well enough?

 

Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.

At least, Renee is hoping to speak with The CEO. Instead, Muppet Mone pops in! “Atlanta~! Say hello to your C E O~! Renee, I have exciting news! This Saturday on Collision, Harley Cameron will be live in concert~!” Harley pops in and wow, she’ll be live in concert for a “Harley Halftime in Houston” special? Yes! What an amazing idea, Mercedes, that you totally came up with. Thanks! And y’know what? Muppet Mone isn’t such a dummy. She doesn’t get it. Of course not. But Harley says this is fantastic! They’re making up! Muppet Mone says she does want to apologize, she was so awful to Harley last week.

Um, real Mercedes Mone is walking out from her locker room. Mone asks Harley, “Are you stupid? Or are you dumb?” Renee says she’s glad to see Mone is here, she wants to talk Grand Slam and how she still doesn’t have an opponent. Harley did get her first win on TV, so maybe they can talk her trajectory. Mone says aw, Harley got her first victory, how cute. Mone remembers her first-ever win. And she also remembers the feeling of winning her first championship at the age of 23. And the feeling of winning another, and another, and then this title. And the TBS Championship is saying that Mone is the GREATEST TBS Champion ever!

And Harley? Well, she’s nothing but a loser. And losers don’t get to ride the Money Train! Mone SNATCHES Muppet Mone off Harley’s hand, to reveal a middle finger! Mone storms off, Renee hides the middle finger, but it’s a strong one. What will it take for Harley to force Mone into a Grand Slam showdown?

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page.

AEW returns as Renee is now with The Cowboy, and she wants to follow up with him from last week. It seemed like Hangman was in pursuit of Swerve Strickland. Hangman says that was nothing. No, y’know what that was? That was a moment of weakness! It was a mistake! And that is all he’ll say on that, and Renee will not asking about it again, understood? Renee says okay, but then two weeks ago, Christopher Daniels came out to say that after their Texas Deathmatch, the damage was so severe that he had to retire from in-ring action. Correct her if she’s wrong, but there appeared to be regret on Hangman’s face.

Hangman simply says, “No.” Hangman says Daniels overstepped, overplayed his hand, and accepted a deathmatch with The Hangman. Hangman did what he said he would, and he hurt Daniels so badly that Daniels will never wrestle again! And Hangman does not regret- Wait, Max Caster speaks up? He wants Renee to have Hangman wrap this up. Caster’s been waiting! Caster respects Hangman, and what he did to Daniels was actually awesome, that was so brutal. Daniels had the neck brace and everything. What if Hangman did that to Anthony Bowens? Caster would do it himself, but he’s busy with his Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge.

Hey, what if Hangman hospitalized Billy Gunn? Hangman says Caster is on to something. Hangman would love to hospitalize someone tonight. But uh, Hangman doesn’t see Bowens and he doesn’t see Billy, but… Caster’s here. Y-Yeah! Okay, thank you for your time, he’ll just be going to his car. Caster leaves, Hangman says he’ll come with. Will Platinum Max ever learn how to not stick his foot in his mouth?

 

Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher VS Brody King & Buddy Matthews!

As we saw earlier tonight, The Alpha & Aussie Arrow want after Ospreay & Omega something fierce, but they’re going to wait until AEW arrives in Brisbane. As for the Hounds of Hell, they’re ready to take a bite out of any and every champion in AEW, so Konosuke’s on their list. Will Brody & Buddy build momentum going into Grand Slam: Australia? Or will the Don Callis Family be ready for the Best Bout Bruvs?

The teams sort out and Kyle starts against Buddy for a showdown of Aussies. The bell rings, Kyle and Buddy stare down and the fans fire up. Kyle and Buddy feel things out, tie up, and Buddy wrenches to a wristlock. Kyle rolls, wrenches back, and hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Kyle clamps onto the wristlock but Buddy rolls, rolls, and wrenches back. Buddy YANKS the arm, then YANKS the arm again! Kyle endures, rolls, and he wrenches in return. Kyle has the wristlock, tells the fans to shut up, but Buddy spins through and headlocks for a takeover! Buddy grinds Kyle down to a cover, ONE, and Kyle headscissors.

Buddy kips up, avoids a leg sweep, then headlocks again. Kyle powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, but Kyle hits a headlock takeover. Buddy headscissors but Kyle kips free, then Kyle ducks ‘n’ dodges. Kyle sunset flips, Buddy rolls through, and Kyle avoids the Penalty Kick! The fans cheer the standoff, and then Kyle tags Konosuke. The fans rally up as Konosuke and Buddy circle. They knuckle lock, Buddy waistlocks, but Konosuke switches. Buddy switches, they switch again and again, and Buddy powers Konosuke to ropes. Brody tags in before Konosuke bucks the O’Conner Roll, and while Konosuke stares Buddy down, Brody steps in.

The fans bark and Brody CHOPS Konosuke down! And CHOPS him down again! Brody eggs Konosuke on, so Konosuke fires haymakers! Brody CHOPS back down! Kyle storms in and CLUBS Brody, but Brody CHOPS Kyle down! Brody storms up on Konosuke but Konosuke bails out. Brody keeps on Konosuke, sending him into apron, then into railing! Buddy runs up on Kyle to SMACK him off the apron! Brody ROCKS Konosuke, Konosuke hits back! Brody CHOPS Konosuke and he stumbles. Buddy UPPERCUTS Kyle into taking a seat, Brody CHOPS Konosuke again. Brody whips Konosuke into railing, and then Brody CHOPS Kyle!

Brody CHOPS Konosuke to make him take a seat on Kyle’s lap! Buddy gets a second chair so Konosuke can sit side-by-side with Kyle, and Brody runs in! DOUBLE CROSSBODY against barriers! Atlanta fires up with The Hounds, and Kyle sputters on the floor. The fans want that “One More Time!” but Brody CHOPS Konosuke down again! The ref says to get this in the ring, but Brody puts Konosuke and Kyle together on one chair! Brody runs up, DOUBLE CROSSBODY against barriers! The fans fire up even more, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody tosses the chairs aside to then drag Konosuke up and into the ring. Brody storms in after Konosuke, but Kyle anchors his foot! The ref stops Buddy from stepping in, so Buddy tries to point this out to the ref! But Konosuke BOOTS Brody down first! Kyle soaks up heat while he flexes, and Konosuke drags Brody up. Konosuke bumps Brody off buckles, then climbs up to rain down fists! Konosuke goes to five before he BITES Brody’s forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke stops, but Brody CHOPS him! Konosuke ROCKS Brody with a forearm, then put shim in the Callis corner. Tag to Kyle, and Kyle brings Brody out, only for Brody to CHOP!

Konosuke grabs Brody, he and Kyle mug Brody, then Kyle digs his boots in. The ref reprimands, Kyle steps off at 4, then Kyle sucker punches Buddy! The ref stops Buddy, but this lets Kyle and Konosuke stomp away on Brody! Konosuke CHOKES Brody on the ropes, then steps away to tag in. But Brody fights against Konosuke and Kyle! Kyle ROCKS Brody, then he and Konosuke DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER! And then DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Brody is down, Konosuke & Kyle soak up more heat, and Kyle even mocks the barking. Konosuke drags Brody up to hit a NECKBREAKER! Konosuke facelocks, and he grinds Brody down.

Dynamite returns to single picture, and Brody fights up, to power Konosuke back! Konosuke holds on and throws knees to back Brody down! Konosuke ROCKS Brody, runs in, but Brody ROCKS him first! And he CHOPS Kyle down! The fans fire up as Brody storms up, but Konosuke ducks the lariat! Brody reaches for Buddy but Konosuke holds on! Brody fires elbows, but Konosuke dodges to BOOT Buddy! But then Brody LARIATS Konosuke! The fans fire up, Brody snarls as he brings Konosuke back up, but Konosuke ROCKS Brody first! Brody fights the saido, but Konosuke GERMAN SUPLEXES! Brody’s right back up!?

Brody hits a ROLLING ELBOW, then he gut wrenches Konosuke! Konosuke slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! But then both men are back up! They roar, but then fall back down! The fans are thunderous and barking as Brody and Konosuke stir. The standing count climbs, but we get hot tags to Kyle and Buddy! Buddy LARIATS, ELBOWS, and QUICK DRAW NECKBREAKERS Kyle! Kyle still gets up, but Buddy ducks ‘n’ dodges to CALF KICK! The fans fire up as Buddy fires a strike fest on Kyle! Stomp to the foot, KNEE to the head! Kyle flops to the apron and the fans fire up for Buddy!

Buddy brings Kyle in through the ropes, but Kyle slips in to TOSS Buddy up and out! Buddy lands safe on the apron, but Kyle catches him through the ropes! Kyle brings Buddy out, but now Buddy slips in to TOSS Kyle out! Kyle staggers up, into a DROPKICK! Buddy builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit on Kyle & Konosuke! The fans are thunderous again and Buddy hurries to put Kyle in. Buddy climbs, aims, METEORA! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but “This is Awesome!” as Buddy aims again. Buddy runs, but no curb stomp! Kyle catches Buddy for a SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Buddy goes to a corner, Kyle runs in, into a V-TRIGGER from Buddy!

Buddy goes up the corner again as Kyle falls down! Konosuke runs up but Buddy BOOTS him away! But wait, OKADA is here!? The Rainmaker’s music plays, but this is him just distracting Buddy! Kyle trips Buddy, then goes up, only for Buddy to slip under! Buddy tucks Kyle in, CHEEKY NANDOS! Buddy then SHINING WIZARDS in the corner, and he calls to Brody! Buddy tags Brody, and the Hounds set up at the corners, for CERBERUS!! Konosuke hurries as Brody covers, MISSILE DROPKICK SENTON COMBO!! Konosuke saves the match while taking out both opponents! Konosuke then hurries after Buddy on the apron.

Buddy kicks, Konosuke blocks and puts that foot in the ropes. Buddy still KNEES Konosuke, but then Konosuke POWER DRIVE KNEES in return! Konosuke reels Buddy in, but Brody storms up behind him! SLEEPER! Konosuke still BOOTS Buddy, and Kyle adds a GAMANGIRI! Down goes Buddy, and Konosuke CLAWS at Brody’s eyes! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES Brody, and Kyle reels him in! DRAPING DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Kyle is furious but the ref defends his count! Kyle hurries to haul Brody up, but Brody fights the suplex! Brody suplexes, but Konosuke saves Kyle! ALPHA ELBOW!

SUPERKICK from Kyle! Then ALPHA ELBOW SUPERKICK COMBO!! They reel Brody in, DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Callis Family wins!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall

Callis is the only one happy about this, and he says, “On to Grand Slam we go!” Will we see this level of devastation happen to even Ospreay & Omega?

 

Samoa Joe & Hook walk the halls.

The Samoan Submission Specialist asks if the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil is ready, and Hook says yeah. But wait, where’s “Speak ‘n’ Spell” Shibata? Hook says Shibata’s back in Japan. But what’s going on? Joe says when people wrap steel around his skull, he tends to get emotional. Hook says Joe once said himself, if you’re furious, you can’t be focused. Joe is annoyed Hook is using his own stuff against him. But they still find The Patriarchy’s locker room. Joe tells Hook he can take lead. Hook storms up and opens the door, but in their way is Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian. Joe asks them, “Where is your daddy?”

Nick says Christian isn’t here right now. Do they have a problem, though? Nah, Joe & Hook can come back when Christian’s here. Kip says yeah, jog on. But then Joe says, “Or… We can leave a message.” Joe & Hook attack Nick & Kip! Joe SMACKS Nick off the locker while Hook hammers away on Kip! Christian Cage & Shayna Wayne walk in now, see what’s going on, and turn right around! Some father he is… Joe tells them to tell “Daddy” that he says hi. Joe & Hook leave and now Christian steps into the locker room, acting as if he didn’t know what happened. Christian pushes the cameraman out of there, was the message received?

 

MJF is here!

The Devil went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal, but seems so did this scumbag. MJF has them cut his music, and he calls out “Geriatric Jeff Jarrett!” All Jeff had to do was stay out of the way of a young, fast-rising, incredibly handsome, humble star, and he just couldn’t do that, could he? No, no, no, and that is why MJF had to teach Jeff a lesson. That lesson is as follows: in AEW, the “E” stands for “Elite.” Not “elderly!” MJF laughs at his own dumb joke, and then says that now that the “carny shmuck” is out of the way, MJF is one step closer to once again obtaining his Triple B! The fans boo that.

MJF says because ain’t nobody on the level of the Devil! Wait, Caster? What’s he doing here? MJF tells Caster to scram, but Caster is pointing to who he’s running from! MJF doesn’t care, this is his time, no Caster’s. But wait! Here comes Hangman! The Cowboy storms in, Caster runs but MJF stands his ground! Hangman stares MFJ down, then pushes past him to go chase Caster through the crowd! MJF asks if this is for real right now. This is his time! But the fans like #CowboyS*it, huh? Well, before he was so rudely interrupted by a talentless, worthless hack… Ain’t nobody- The fans tell MJF to STFU!

MJF does his best to finish his catchphrase, but now DUSTIN RHODES is here! The fans fire up as The Natural heads to the ring but MJF has them cut the music. The dual ROH World Tag Team & Six Man Tag Team Champion steps into the ring, MJF tells him that he was talking, but Dustin tells MJF to shut his stupid trap! All MJF does is come out here and badmouth everybody in the back, degrade them, and even talk about people who aren’t even here anymore, like Dustin’s friend, Owen Hart. MJF scoffs and turns around, but Dustin tells him to look him in the eyes, “you SOB!” Dustin suggests MJF keep Owen’s name out of his mouth, or else Dustin kicks MJF’s teeth in!

The fans fire up, and Dustin tells MJF to stop talking about people’s wives, about people’s pasts, their issues with drugs and alcohol. Dustin is one of those! 16 years clean ‘n’ sober, after going straight to Hell, looking the Devil in his eyes, and kicking his ass! Dustin crawls out of Hell, and he knows MJF ain’t the devil. MJF has all the potential in the world, yet he chooses to go to these dark places. There is a reason Dustin is still here at 55 years old, hanging with everybody on this roster! It is because he is a survivor! Dustin IS the Last of His Kind! Because Dustin has survived everything! Whatever MJF can think of, Dustin’s been though, boy!

The fans cheer but MJF doesn’t seem to care. Dustin tells MJF that when Dustin is gone, the mold will be broken forever. Dustin IS better than you, “and your punk b*tch ass freakin’ knows it!” The fans fire up for Dustin, but MJF says okay, okay, time out. Everybody, bravo, give it up for Dustin Rhodes! MJF applauds and says that was incredible. But MJF has to say, the part where Dustin said he is better than MJF? That was interesting. MJF imagines all those years of Dustin being a worthless drug addict turned his brain into Swiss cheese to come to that realization. But allow MJF to smarten Dustin and all these people on what Dustin’s all about.

“Dustin Rhodes is the man that took 37 long, hard, arduous years of blood, sweat and tears… Just to get out from understand his daddy’s shadow.” The fans boo and MJF says that struck a nerve with “Goldy,” didn’t it? MJF has a better one. The fans chant, “Whoop His Ass!” but MJF says what’s so sad about the whole thing, is that after all that hard work and sacrifice, now Dustin lives in the shadow of his baby brother! Dustin DECKS MJF! The fans fire up as Dustin stands MJF up and they throw more hands! Security rushes in here but the fans boo! “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Even Jerry Lynn gets out here!

Jerry tries to calm Dustin down, but Dustin breaks free to CLOBBER MJF! The fans fire up but MJF bails out the side! Dustin is fuming but MJF jukes the security! AND LOW BLOWS DUSTIN!! The fans boo as MJF stands over Dustin, a stupid grin on his face. MJF takes his leave for real this time, but now Christopher Daniels gets in his way. MJF tells Daniels not to touch him, but then realizes who he’s talking to. Hangman sure did a number on Daniels, didn’t he? MJF goes to the back, Daniels seethes, but will someone, anyone, ever humble the Wolf of Wrestling?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour promised she’d watch as her former mentor battled her first-ever AEW opponent once again. But will Mariah like the outcome? Or will it be a repeat performance? Wait, Justin Roberts has a script to read from for Toni’s entrance? “Playing the role of The Glamour, Mariah May… Timeless Toni Storm!” Mariah has no idea what that means, but then her music plays again! And yes, much as when Mariah used to cosplay as Rockstar Toni, Toni is cosplaying as Mariah! Toni struts around, has obvious hair extensions, and perhaps does a bit more teasing with the finger and lips than Mariah does, but everyone else says that’s spot on!

Mariah is seething more and more the more Toni walks around, but will this still be a smash hit of a parody?

Toni Storm VS Queen Aminata!

The bell rings, Toni and Aminata circle, and they tie up. They’re in a deadlock, then break, and Toni tosses her hair and struts around some more. Aminata and Toni reset, tie up, and Toni headlocks. Toni hits a takeover, grinds the hold, and Mariah refuses to play along. Aminata headscissors, Toni shrugs it off, but Aminata gets the headscissors again. Toni moves around, kips free, but Aminata headlocks. Aminata grinds the hold, hits a takeover, but Toni headscissors. Aminata kips free, the two reset, and we see Serena Deeb watching backstage. Will The Professor of Pro-Wrestling think Aminata has passed the test?

Aminata waistlocks, headlocks, wrenches and then steps over to twerk attack! The fans cheer, Toni says, “How DARE you!” Toni SLAPS Aminata, kicks low, then scoops for the SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Aminata drop toeholds Toni onto ropes! The fans rally, Aminata runs, but Toni dodges the boot! Toni runs to HIP ATTACK Aminata to the floor! The fans cheer as Toni does more mocking of Mariah before she fetches Aminata into the ring. Toni tosses her hair more, and Mariah seethes again, but Aminata DIVES onto Toni! Direct hit and Aminata mocks the Timeless closeup! The fans cheer, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Aminata realizes she has some of Toni’s hair extensions on her so she brushes those off. Aminata then fetches Toni for a headlock, and she runs her into barriers! Toni staggers away, Aminata refreshes the ring count, and Aminata storms up on Toni by commentary. Aminata SMACKS Toni off the desk, and Mariah turns away so as not to watch this. Aminata CHOPS Toni against the desk! Toni falls over dramatically, Aminata refreshes the ring count, but Toni hits back! Toni CLUBS Aminata, CLUBS her again, then CHOPS! Aminata ROCKS Toni, puts her in the ring, then scuffs her in the ropes. Aminata scuffs Toni again, but Toni fires back!

Toni runs, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Aminata soaks up cheers and jeers, then pushes Toni to a cover, TWO! Toni toughs it out but Aminata looms over her. Aminata snapmares Toni, runs, and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Aminata grows frustrated but she sits Toni up for a chinlock. Toni endures, even as Aminata leans on her. Mariah is further annoyed as Aminata KNEES Toni in the back again and again! Aminata clamps on body scissors, and she squeezes tight. Aminata turns Toni over for a Gedo Clutch, TWO! Aminata turns Toni the other way, Gedo Clutch, TWO! Aminata shifts to have a leg hook FULL NELSON!

Toni endures, even as Aminata has knuckle locks to pull on the arms. Dynamite returns to single picture as Toni powers back to a cover, TWO! Toni ROCKS Aminata, ROCKS her again, then fires off forearms again and again! The fans fire up as Toni fires off TEN! Mariah still refuses to accept Toni’s copycat. For one, Toni is missing two very obvious elements. Toni puts Aminata up top, DOUBLE CHOPS her, then frolics around a la Mariah. Toni runs, goes up, and hits STRATUSFACTION! Then a SHOTGUN! Cover, TWO! Mariah mocks Toni being dramatic. Toni drags Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata trips her to a jackknife bridge, TWO!

Toni CHOPS, but Aminata grins. Aminata CHOPS Toni, Toni CHOPS back! The fans rally, the CHOPS keep going, then Toni SLAPS Aminata! Aminata SLAPS Toni! Toni SLAPS again! Aminata runs up, but Toni wrenches, kicks, and whips! Aminata goes up and over, then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Toni tumbles and more hair extensions fall away! Aminata runs and the fans fire up for the BOOT WASH! Aminata again mocks the closeup, then she drags Toni in for a cover, TWO! Mariah says Toni is playing the role of Mariah, Aminata is apparently Timeless, where does it all end? Aminata drags Toni up, Alabama Lifts, but Toni turns that into a DDT!

Toni hurries to run, and she KNEES Aminata to a corner! Then Toni gives us a proper closeup, for the SWEET HIP MUSIC! Then Toni makes sure Mariah sees this as she fireman’s carries, MAYDAY DRIVER! Cover, Toni wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

Mariah is fuming all over again, but Toni proves that anything Mariah can do, Toni can do better. Renee joins Toni in the ring to interview her. But then Toni wants Renee to play along and call her “Mariah,” The Woman From Hell. “And I stand on the neck of every woman in this division. And there’s not a woman alive that can touch me!” Mariah has had it! Mariah storms off commentary to get in the ring! Toni offers her a chance, but then Mariah storms back out to grab her belt and leave. Will Toni get the better of Mariah when they finally have their rematch?

 

Dustin Rhodes speaks.

“For 37 years, people have been chipping away, trying to put me in the ground. I’m still here! Maxwell Jacob Friedman, I live for blood, sweat and tears! I am the Last of My Kind! I’m around for a reason, boy! And next Tuesday night, Austin Texas, MY backyard, this ain’t New York City, this ain’t Long Island, I’m gonna beat your ass! B*TCH!” The Natural has put MJF on notice, but will everything be bigger in Texas?

 

The Learning Tree is on stage.

Chris Jericho, Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” are here, and Jericho says, “Hi, guys~! And welcome to a very special, first-time-live edition of The New York Minute with me, Chris Jericho!” The fans boo but Keith shouts, “RESPECT CHRIS JERICHO!” Jericho says they are here in Georgia, the Big ALT! Um, no… Keith says it stands for, “APPRECIATE LEARNING TREE!” Jericho is pretty sure he speaks for everyone here in ALT when he says he doesn’t know how Bandido decided he’s a Wanted Man returning on Collision. No one here wants Bandido in AEW! But since he’s back, Jericho will turn this into a teachable moment.

“Bandido, apparently there’s a $100,000 on your head. But since I’m standing here with an actual Bounty Hunter, this week on Collision on Saturday-” The fans tell Jericho STFU, but he says no swearing! Jericho promises to double the bounty to $200,000 if Keith can do to Bandido what Big Bill has done to “Powerhouse” Hobbs! Bill tells Hobbs that wherever he is, Bill hopes- WAIT! Hobbs is here!! And Hobbs runs up to brawl with all of The Learning Tree! The fans fire up, but this 3v1 isn’t going Hobbs’ way! But wait! The Outrunners run out here! Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum want payback for being cheated last Saturday!

The fans cheer as the fight is now even! Bill brawls with Hobbs, Jericho & Keith brawl with Truth & Turbo, but security hurries out here! Fan want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Bill grabs one guard by his neck! But then he sees Hobbs doing the same with another security guard. Bill gives his guard a SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM to the floor! Hobbs gives his guard a POWERHOUSE CHOKE SLAM to the floor! The fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as both men storm into the ring! They circle, then they start throwing hands! The fans fire up, and Hobbs TACKLES Bill to the apron! But Bill drags Hobbs to the floor!

Bill CLUBS Hobbs, but Hobbs SPINEBUSTERS Bill onto the desk, and then over it! They still scrap on the floor! Atlanta fires up as Hobbs HAMMERS Bill, then stands up. Bill staggers to his feet, Hobbs fires more hands, and the cameraman is collateral! Refs rush out, Dynamite goes to break, and this has been a New York Minute! But when and where will Hobbs and Bill settle things once and for all?

 

Ricochet VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana!

This fight has been a long time coming, and the animosity only escalated with every week we had to wait! The One & Only is no longer pretending to be a hero, now he’s living the life of an American Psycho. But will that be enough to be the most dangerous man in AEW? Or will even Atlanta be “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

But Ricochet attacks from behind during Swerve’s entrance, and with a chair! The fans boo but Ricochet says this is because of them! And he SMACKS Swerve again! The ref reprimands, but there’s nothing he can really do since this isn’t a match yet! Ricochet SMACKS Swerve again! The fans rally for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” while Ricochet stalks Swerve. Ricochet puts Swerve in the ring, stands over him, and tells him that this is Ricochet’s House now! Swerve SLAPS Ricochet! The fans fire up, the bell rings, and Ricochet comes back to JUMP KNEE! Dragon sleeper, VERTIGO!! Cover, TWO!!

Swerve survives and Ricochet is stunned! Ricochet goes back to a corner, but Swerve crawls up to him! Ricochet kicks Swerve down, then hits a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo but Ricochet stands Swerve up to ROCK him! Ricochet scoops for another BACKBREAKER, but the fans taunt him with, “You Are Bald!” Ricochet CLUBS Swerve, dragon sleepers, but Swerve slips around to put Ricochet on ropes. Ricochet fires hands, Swerve fights back, and Swerve whips. Ricochet ducks ‘n’ dodges, jumps over the dropdown, then he SHOTGUNS Swerve as Swerve tries to hurdle! Swerve tumbles out of the ring, Ricochet builds speed, and Ricochet DIVES!

Swerve is sent into barriers, but then Ricochet whips him hard into railing! Ricochet soaks up heat from the fans, then he drags Swerve up to push against barriers. Ricochet hops up onto the barriers, then brings Swerve up. The fans step back a bit, and Ricochet reels Swerve in. Swerve fights the lift, throws body shots, but Ricochet throws hands! They both throw haymakers, the ring count climbs, and Ricochet gets the edge. Ricochet goes up, but Swerve stops the rana to BARRIER BOMB!! Ricochet falls in a heap and the fans lose their minds! Nana cheers Swerve on as the true and only champion that matters!

Swerve stalks Ricochet, puts him in the ring, and Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” chant going. Swerve storms up on Ricochet, bumps him off buckles, then has him under the corner. Swerve rips the crossbar’s padding away, to GUILLOTINE CATAPULT Ricochet into it! The fans fire up again while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Swerve scowls while Ricochet sputters. Swerve stalks Ricochet around the corner, stomps him down, then fishhooks him into standing up. Swerve fireman’s carries Ricochet to then hit SNAKE EYES off the railing! Swerve then puts Ricochet against the apron to fire hands! Swerve puts some stank on it before he SLAPS Ricochet’s bald head! Swerve puts Ricochet in, stomps him again and again, then gets Atlanta really fired up. Swerve ELBOWS Ricochet down, then stalks him to a corner. Swerve climbs up to shine Ricochet’s head! Then SLAPS him again and again! The ref counts as Swerve keeps slapping!

Swerve reels Ricochet in for an Atomic BACKBREAKER! Ricochet writhes from being bent back against Swerve’s shoulder, but then Swerve drops a knee! Swerve drags Ricochet up, bumps him off buckles, then UPPERCUTS! Swerve snapmares again, then goes up to FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy as ATL cheers him on. Swerve then digs his boot into Ricochet at the ropes. The ref counts, Swerve steps off, and he looms over Ricochet again. Ricochet tries to push Swerve away but Swerve grabs an arm. Ricochet throws hands from below so Swerve KICKS him around! Swerve ROCKS Ricochet, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Swerve throws hands on Ricochet again and again, then whips him to a corner. Swerve UPPERCUTS in the corner, snapmares him again, then goes back up. But Ricochet stands to kick the legs out! Swerve is stuck in ropes, and Ricochet hits as DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ricochet rains down fists, then growls in frustration. The fans rally but Ricochet brings Swerve up. Ricochet swings Swerve into a BACKBREAKER, then he basement DROPKICKS Swerve in the back! Ricochet keeps moving, and he FALLING AX HANDLES! Fans make up a new chant, “Who’s Bald?” “RICOCHET!”

Ricochet is annoyed, but he brings Swerve up. Ricochet ROCKS Swerve, but Swerve ROCKS him back! Swerve ROCKS Ricochet again, but Ricochet knees low, then CLUBS Swerve on the neck! Ricochet CHOPS Swerve, but Swerve eggs him on! Ricochet CHOPS again, then runs, but into an UPPERCUT! Swerve runs, but Ricochet Tiger Wall Kicks, SOBATS, and KNEES Swerve down! The fans boo but Ricochet brings Swerve in. Swerve slips free of the bomb to lift Ricochet, but Ricochet slips free of the bomb! Ricochet wrenches, tucks and lifts, then fireman’s carries! Swerve slips free to do the same, and POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Ricochet survives and Swerve grows frustrated. Swerve stalks Ricochet, full nelsons, but Ricochet fights it! Ricochet grabs the ref, but Swerve stops the low blow! Ricochet grabs ropes now, but Swerve YANKS him back into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Swerve then somersaults and FLATLINERS! Eddy Gordo roll, HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous and Swerve says that’s not enough! Swerve goes up top, for the KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!? Ricochet survives and shocks Swerve! Swerve stalks Ricochet to the apron, the fans rally up, and Swerve fireman’s carries. Ricochet slips free to HOTSHOT Swerve, then HOTSHOT again!

Ricochet says he does what he wants! Ricochet triangle jumps, but the rana slips off target! Ricochet improvises to APRON GERMAN SUPLEX! Swerve flops down, the fans boo, but Ricochet hurries to get Swerve back in. Ricochet springboards for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives but Ricochet hurries right back up! Ricochet aims, and he SHOOTING STAR PRESSES Swerve’s back! Cover, TWO!! Swerve survives again and Ricochet is beside himself! Ricochet goes to a corner, but he locks ‘n’ loads! SPIRIT- HOUSE CALL!! Swerve is all fired up and so is Atlanta! Swerve goes up top, for another KILL STOMP LOW BLOW?!

The ref isn’t sure what to make of it, Ricochet simply put his hands up to guard! It still gets Swerve in a bad spot, and Ricochet grins! Ricochet reloads, SPIRIT GUN!! Cover, Ricochet wins!

Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall

A lot of controversy in that finish, and Ricochet grabs the robe! Nana also has it, but Ricochet SHOVES Nana down! Ricochet wears the Mogul Embassy robe, adding insult to injury as he takes his leave. Swerve is seething, but is AEW going to be #OuttaThisWorld from now on?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite, but with some new head-scratcher story moves. Mark Davis being the new Don Callis Family member would’ve worked better if this was months ago. Davis has been hanging around, but we barely got any interactions of him and Kyle or Don Callis, so there were no hints at Davis wanting to turn. That doesn’t make this surprise surprising, it makes it confusing. Ospreay VS Davis was still good stuff, and we still got a good promo from Ospreay with Omega to add to the Grand Slam tag match. Speaking of, great tag match of Konosuke & Kyle VS Brody & Buddy, but very fitting that Okada would screw Buddy over now that their title match is happening. As I said for Collision, Okada VS Buddy is going to be awesome, even if Buddy still loses.

Then there’s The Gunns challenging The Hurt Syndicate for the tag titles. It’s not even so much that the Gunns don’t deserve a title match, or that they and the Hurt Syndicate won’t put on a good title match, it’s just… We literally opened tonight with Jay White, leader of the Bang Bang Gang and friend of The Gunns. Why aren’t The Gunns helping Jay White against The Death Riders? Why isn’t it 6v4, but then the trios titles become the reason the Bang Bang Gang doesn’t quite help out Rated FTR like they should? I want to be frustrated for reasons that are perfectly in story, not because the story itself is lacking.

Though to that point, the Death Riders VS AEW story really should’ve been all encompassing. It felt like it was going to be that when this all started, with how Garcia, Private Party, Dark Order, and a lot of others were standing together against The Death Riders, but then it all fell apart because we still needed things like Garcia VS Perry for the TNT title and such. White & Cope VS Moxley & Claudio in a “Brisbane Brawl” No Disqualifications match will still be great stuff, and surely that compels Moxley to face Cope 1v1. I still think we need Christian Cage to get back on this story given his Casino Gauntlet contract.

Christian Cage was hilarious tonight by totally avoiding that beating Joe & Hook gave Kip & Nick. And while Shibata is apparently in Japan, he could come back and we get a Six Man Tag against Patriarchy. Harley Cameron was also hilarious, and between the Muppet Mone and the “Harley Halftime in Houston” segment this Saturday, Mone might be angered into giving Harley the title match for Australia. Toni Storm continues to be a creative genius in her own right where she imitates Mariah for her match with Aminata. Serena Deeb watching the match is another dropped ball TK picked back up, but I guess he kinda had to since Britt Baker didn’t want a feud with Deeb. Britt is a whole different issue, we might not get a real answer on that for some time.

MJF had a good promo, but Dustin showing up was a touch of a surprise. Dustin is upset not just for Jarrett but for the disrespect showing to Owen Hart, but of course MJF gets his own shot on Dustin. MJF VS Dustin will be some good stuff, but surely Double J goes after MJF and we get that match for Revolution. This week’s New York Minute might’ve been the best because it turned into that huge brawl, with the New York Minute graphic still on it. Keith VS Bandido will be good stuff, and surely Bandido wins to set up Bandido VS Jericho for the ROH World Championship. Hobbs and Bill getting to wreck security guards as fun, and they’ll have a great grudge match, too.

Great main event from Swerve and Ricochet, with Ricochet ambushing Swerve as a good start. While Ricochet didn’t get that poison-rana to the apron, that’s just one of those moments where they go just a little too fast and it doesn’t work out. Ricochet still did good improvising with that German Suplex, and then he of course wins with “controversy.” This is certainly going to give us another match, maybe even for Revolution, and they’ll surely turn it up a notch. Honestly, an apron poison-rana is more fitting of a rematch than the first time we see this match in AEW, so this worked out for the better.

My Score: 8.8/10

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