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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/3/24)

CMLL VS AEW, part 2!

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Will the Alchemist use technical wizardry to win?

The stars of CMLL shone bright on Rampage, but now Hechicero goes 1v1 with Bryan Danielson! Will the Mad Scientist slay the American Dragon?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Keith; Eddie wins and denies Keith a title match.
  • Hechicero VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap Match: Hook VS The Outrunners; Hook wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Queen Aminata; Deeb wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Vertvixen; Velvet wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Christian Cage & The Patriarchy VS FTR & Daniel Garcia; FTR & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Continental Triple Crown Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Keith!

The Mad King is indirectly showing Bryan Danielson up by giving opportunities to men he respects! In steps the Bounty Hunter! With 20 minutes on the clock, can this Bryan beat Eddie and grab up a golden ticket? Or will “The King of the Bums” not lose to any Bryans while he’s champion?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and Eddie circles with Keith. They feel things out, Keith throws a testing kick but Eddie shrugs it off. They circle, Keith backs Eddie down with those testing kicks but Eddie ties up with him. They are in a deadlock while the fans duel. Eddie powers Keith to ropes but Keith turns that around. The ref counts, Keith lets off slowly, and then he CHOPS! Eddie just frowns but Keith grins and eggs Eddie on. Eddie and Keith reset, circle, and the fans rally up more. The two tie up, Eddie uses height for leverage, but Keith turns things around. They’re on ropes again, the ref counts, and Keith lets off.

Keith and Eddie stare down, Eddie blocks the chop! Keith blocks the uraken to headlock! Eddie powers out, Keith powers through the chop to SHOULDER TACKLE him! But then Eddie gets up to CHOP Keith down! Fans fire up, and Eddie CLUBS away on Keith’s face! The fans rally for Eddie as he grinds Keith into the ropes. Eddie CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Eddie then clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up, Eddie chicken wings Keith’s arms, but Keith scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Eddie lets go at 4, and then Eddie HEADBUTTS Keith! Keith HEADBUTTS back!

Eddie storms up to HEADBUTT Keith, the fans rally, and Keith HEADBUTTS again! The HEADBUTTS keep going back and forth, and then Keith unloads a flurry of HEADBUTTS! Eddie SLAPS Keith down! The fans fire up while both men rise to their feet, and Eddie throws a knee! Eddie gives Keith another knee, then brings him around, only for Keith to block the suplex! Eddie suplexes, Keith blocks, but then Eddie blocks as Keith suplexes. Eddie CHOPS and fans “WOO~!” Keith snarls and comes back, to fire a forearm! Eddie CHOPS again! Keith wobbles, roars, and fires a forearm! Eddie CHOPS, Keith forearms, repeat!

Eddie steadies himself and Keith eggs him on. The fans fire up, and Eddie CHOPS! CHOPS! And CHOPS! Keith dropkicks a leg out! Keith gets moving, and he BOOTS Eddie down! The fans fire up again, Keith stalks Eddie, and Keith vows to end this. Keith drags Eddie up, wrenches and HOOK KICKS! Cover, ONE!?! The fans fire up while Keith is frustrated. Keith drops a knee on Eddie’s face! Eddie scrambles away to the outside, but Keith hurries after him. Eddie drags Keith out, CHOPS him, then whips, only for Keith to reverse! Eddie hits railing hard! The fans fire up with Keith and he storms after Eddie.

Keith brings Eddie up, puts him in the ring, and drops another knee! Cover, TWO! Eddie clutches his face but he’s still in this. Eddie sits up to CHOP, but Keith shrugs it off! Eddie CHOPS again, that one stung! Keith frowns, Eddie CHOPS him again! Keith fires boxing elbows! Then he runs up, but into a BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref has a standing count while both men stir. They both sit up at 4 of 10, and then stand at 6. Eddie reels Keith in but Keith fights the half nelson! Keith has the ROPEBREAK, so Eddie CHOPS him on the back! Eddie then BOOTS Keith down! Eddie pushes Keith to then springboard STOMP! Eddie paces around while Keith clutches his face now. Eddie stands Keith up, whips him to a corner hard, and Keith drops to his knees! Eddie scuffs Keith, gives him Kawada Kicks, but Keith kicks low! Keith gives those Kawada Kicks back! Eddie fires off fast hands from all sides, high and low! Then he digs his boots in!

Eddie runs side to side to BOOT WASH! Eddie huffs and puffs as he storms around, then he drags Keith up. Keith shoves Eddie away but Eddie botos Keith! And again! Eddie KICKS Keith to a corner, KICKS him again, then rains down HEADBUTTS! The ref counts, Eddie lets off, and Eddie has to shake the stars out of his own head before he brings Keith up. Eddie CLUBS Keith, Keith snarls, and Keith CHOPS! Eddie CHOPS again! Collision returns to single picture as Keith CHOPS again! Keith whips, runs in, but Eddie BOOTS him! Keith comes back but into an ELBOW! Eddie goes up but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS!

Eddie tumbles down to the floor! The fans rally and duel, Keith waits on Eddie to rise up, and Eddie flounders to the apron. Keith storms over but Eddie fires off CHOP after CHOP! Keith BOOTS Eddie back down! Keith then CANNONBALLS and the fans fire up! Keith puts Eddie in, aims from a corner and runs corner to corner to GAMANGIRI! Keith scoops to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives and the fans fire up again! Keith snarls and rises up while Eddie is dazed. Keith drags Eddie up, reels him in and underhooks, but Eddie fights free to then EXPLODER! The fans fire up again as Eddie rises!

Eddie stands Keith up but Keith hits an EXPLODER right back! But both men rise,, only for Keith to duck the Uraken! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Eddie survives and the fans are thunderous! Keith fumes, but time is also on his side as this keeps going on. The fans are dueling, Keith storms around and stalks Eddie to a corner. Eddie stands, and Keith CHOPS! Keith whips corner to corner, but Eddie reverses to URAKEN! But Keith stays up to KNEE! Eddie stays up to SAIDO!! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives and Eddie can’t believe it! The fans continue to rally, “This is Awesome!” as both men stir.

Keith goes to a corner, huffs and puffs and stands up, but Eddie runs up to clothesline! Eddie fires the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Keith roars! So Eddie MACHINE GUN CHOPS again! Keith ENZIGIRIS outta nowhere!! Keith goes up, reels Eddie in, but Eddie fights with fists from below! Keith lets Eddie go but gets moving, only for Eddie to catch him in a SLEEPER! Keith JAWBREAKERS, but Eddie holds on!! Eddie hauls Keith up but Keith JAWBREAKERS again! Eddie still holds on, spins Keith around, DDT! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous as Keith shows his grit! Eddie pulls down the straps, this is getting serious!

Eddie stands Keith up, but Keith SLAPS! SLAPS and SLAPS! The palm strikes keep going but an URAKEN hits!! Cover, Eddie wins!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (denies Bryan Keith a title opportunity)

The Bounty Hunter fought hard, but fell just shy of the 18 minute mark. Even so, he won everyone’s respect, Eddie’s included. Tony Schiavone joins Eddie in the ring to say, “What a match, guys!” This was a Proving Ground match, Eddie had quite the fight. Eddie says, “Oh, Captain Obvious, Tony Schiavone, folks! Lois rules!” But seriously, talk to Bounty Hunter. Schiavone talks with Texas native Bryan Keith and the fans cheer him on. Hell of a match! And great news: Only in Texas can we announce this, but… Starting tonight, Bryan Keith is ALL ELITE! The fans are thunderous for the graphic!

Keith himself is fired up and honored to be a true AEW star! Eddie and Bryan shake hands and hug it out, but then the other Bryan makes his entrance. Just like last week, the American Dragon has to trample on Eddie’s moment. Bryan shakes Bryan’s hand and raises his hand, and we see Hechicero waiting at gorilla. Will Danielson regret trampling over the Mad King’s moment when the Mad Scientist does the same back? We find out, after the break.

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

Jon Moxley gathered himself at the end of the show and realized who it even was that attacked him during the show. Volador Jr! Thought that was Daddy Magic for a moment. But what this really reminds him of is this one really bad night in Laredo, Texas. He spent the night in a drunk tank, and more things change, the more they stay the same. He loves Laredo. But the CMLL guys, the greatest luchadores in the world, that’s nice. But the BCC, they study the history of pro-wrestling from all over the world, and they have respect for the history for this sport. A deep respect for the craft and the art of the greatest sport in the world.

So there’s no reason not to show respect to CMLL. The luchadores, the fans in Arena Mexico, and the heritage of lucha libre. “But dude, you came into my house and talked some sh*t, you got in my face. I’m not even mad about it, to be honest with ya. These things happen. But that behavior must be paid for. You think you can come to AEW and think this is like that other show on that other channel. Easy, lazy American wrestlers? Nah, man. This is All Elite Wrestling. And the Blackpool Combat Club is the elite of the elite. Tonight, you showed up in our backyard. You better hope and pray that we never show up in yours.”

The Maniac issues a warning, will all of CMLL take those words to heart?

 

Hechicero VS Bryan Danielson!

Collision returns as the Alchemist of Lucha makes his entrance, fire in his hand! The bell rings and the fans rally up as these two stare down. They circle, feel things out, and Hechi switches hands. He even tries a leg guard advance but Bryan is ready. They knuckle lock, go around forehead to forehead, and then go down to the mat. They push each other with just their heads, and then Hechi shifts to a facelock. Bryan slips out, wrenches and wristlocks, but Hechi moves around. Hechi slips around, slips free, and the fans cheer the technical genius. Hechi and Bryan reset, feel things out, and tie up.

Bryan headlocks, then cravats, but Hechi wrenches free to hammerlock. Hechi drops to then reverse drop toehold into a kneebar. Bryan counters with his own Heel Hook! They fight hook against hook, hold against hold, and the fans rally as both men endure. Hechi and Bryan slap at each other, and the fans fire up! Bryan eggs Hechi on, Hechi SLAPS more! Bryan SLAPS Hechi down, then slips free to jackknife! But Hechi rolls it back to double knuckle lock and headscissor! Hechi balances Bryan while stretching him, then pops him into a sunset flip! TWO!! Bryan slips free, has a leg, but Hechi uses that to RANA!

Hechi gets legs, rolls Bryan back but Bryan slips out and under to trip Hechi up! Bryan then hooks the legs up, and he shows off something lucha libre related he’s learned! Bryan gets the arms and pulls up, up and away! ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans cheer, and Hechi fights free! Hechi hooks Bryan now, and returns the favor! Up, up, and away, ROMERO SPECIAL! The fans fire up as Hechi then rocks ‘n’ rolls Bryan around! ROLLING SURFBOARD, into the ROMERO SPECIAL, and cover! ROPEBREAK! Hechi miscalculated the distance but the fans still cheer as he lets Bryan go. Bryan is a bit frustrated now as the fans cheer Hechicero on.

Bryan and Hechicero reset. They feel things out, and Bryan clinches. Bryan puts Hechi in a corner, KICKS him, then CHOPS! Then KICK! Then CHOP! “YES! “WOO!!” but Hechi blocks to CHOP! So Bryan KICKS, KICKS and KICKS! The fans fire up, Bryan puts Hechi up top, and then Bryan climbs! Bryan hits a SUPER STEINER but Hechi sunset flips through! Cover, TWO!! Bryan escapes, grabs a leg and KICKS it! Hechi crawls to ropes and Bryan brings him up. Bryan UPPERCUTS Hechi down, then whips. Hechi ducks ‘n’ dodges then keeps going, GUILLOTINE HEADSCISSOR! The fans fire up as Hechi shows his savage creativity!

Hechi keeps going, he victory rolls Bryan to then pop him up and into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Bryan flails inside the body scissors, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Hechi lets off and Bryan flops out of the ring as Collision goes picture in picture!

The fans rally, Hechi watches Bryan, then he jumps out to KNEE Bryan down! Hechi drags Bryan up, to CHOP! Bryan hobbles away, Hechi pursues, and Hechi promises uno mas. Hechi aims to CHOP again! The fans fire up for uno mas, so Hechi winds up, to BOOT Bryan! Bryan gets into the ring, Hechi pursues again, and Hechi sits Bryan up to punch away on Bryan’s head! The ref reprimands about closed fists, Hechi argues with him, and then waits on Bryan. Bryan goes to ropes, Hechi BOOTS him again! Hechi waits on Bryan again, then gives him a JAB! JAB! And JAB! Bryan ends up in a corner, Hechi runs in to clothesline! And Collision goes to break!

Collision returns again and Hechi pops free of a headscissor squeeze, to CHOP! And CHOP And CHOP! Bryan wobbles as Hechi CHOPS again! Bryan is in a corner, Hechi JABS and JABS and JABS! The fans rally, Hechi HEADBUTTS Bryan then fires off fast hands from all sides! The fans rally and duel, the ref backs Hechi off, but Hechi then runs corner to corner, to CHOP! And CHOP! Hechi whips corner to corner, Bryan goes up and over with a flip! Bryan keeps going, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, but then Hechi ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up, Hechi runs in at the corner, JUMP KNEE!

Bryan wobbles, Hechi puts him up top! Hechi goes up to fire off more hands, the fans count along, and Hechi goes to CINCO, but Bryan HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS!! Hechi falls back and the fans fire up! Bryan adjusts up top, to DIVING HEADBUTT into an armbar!! Hechi practically hogties Bryan, this is some wild kind of arm scissor meets Boston Crab! Hechi turns this into a cover, TWO!!! Bryan escapes and the fans are thunderous! Hechi storms up on Bryan, “This is Awesome!” as Bryan UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Bryan runs, but Hechi follows to SLINGBLADE!

Hechi then has the SLEEPER on the ropes! Hechi shoves Bryan away, Bryan runs back in, but Hechi dropkicks the legs out! Bryan tumbles up and out of the ring! Hechi builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous again! Hechi and Bryan stir, and Hechi fires up as he rises! The fans are with Hechi as he puts Bryan in. Hechi climbs a corner, Bryan stands, and Hechi springboards, into a GUTBUSTER! Bryan hauls Hechi up, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX into an ARMBAR! Hechi moves around, but ends up in the LEBELL LOCK!! Hechi endures, reaches out, and fans are dueling! Hechi pries free and rolls!

Hechi CLUBS away on Bryan’s legs, then ties them up, Deathlock into a TRAILER HITCH, with a chicken wing on top! Hechi YANKS Bryan’s fingers but Bryan endures! Bryan fights with his free arm and crawls his way over! ROPEBREAK!! The fans fire up as Hechi lets off in frustration. Hechi and Bryan rise, and Hechi fires a haymaker! Bryan SLAPS back! They fire more haymakers, then Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Hechi sits down, but the “YES! YES! YES!” kicks keep coming! Bryan winds up, but Hechi ducks the buzzsaw! Hechi scoops, clinches, and hammerlocks for the SWINGING BACKBREAKER!!

Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous! Hechi runs into the corner but Bryan dodges! Hechi’s knee hits buckles, Bryan gets the leg! DRAGON SCREW! The fans fire up as Bryan huffs and puffs. Bryan starts up the “YES! YES! YES!” and then runs in, BU- NO, Hechi dodges the knee, rolls him, wrenches him, hooks him up and has the GHOST PIN! TWO!!! Bryan escapes but ends up in a KOJI KLUTCH!! Bryan tries to make it a cover, Hechi holds that off, but Bryan powers through to roll around! Hechi tries a victory, Bryan rolls it back, BRYAN WINS!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon snatches victory away, but then Hechi SHOTGUNS Bryan down! The fans boo as Hechi stomps Bryan and digs his boots in! Hechi rains down fists, but here comes CLAUDIO! The Swiss Superman is here, he rushes down and runs Hechi off! The Alchemist is furious, but will he have to worry about settling this another time?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

As if the return to Phoenix wasn’t already big, “Timeless” Toni Storm will be in action, facing Red Velvet in a Title Eliminator match! Will The Chef prove herself worthy of her own title shot? Plus, after all the back and forth both physically and verbally, Team CMLL will take on the Blackpool Combat Club 3v3! Hechicero, Volador Jr. y Mascara Dorada VS Moxley, Bryan & Claudio! Which side wins round three of this company rivalry?

 

Backstage interview with FTR & Daniel Garcia.

Lexi is with Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler & #RedDeath and notes the big win in last week’s Steel Cage main event. It was absolutely incredible, so is the plan going to be they keep this going? Garcia says sometimes, the best things in life come unexpectedly. He never planned to team with FTR, but now they’re being nicknamed things like #DGFTR, #FTGarcia. No matching gear yet, maybe they can change that, but it doesn’t matter what you call them or what you think they are, he’s just glad he’s got these two guys by his side.

Cash agrees, they didn’t expect this team-up. But he likes it. He likes having one of the best rising young stars on their side, and the success that they’ve had with him. They closed the chapter with House of Black, so now they’re opening a new one. And Dax isn’t sure if Lexi knows this or not, but the rankings are back. FTR didn’t make the tag team rankings, but that’s fine since the division is chalked full of talent. But the top five they did make is the Trios Rankings. And who knows if they’re starting a new chapter with Christian Cage & The Patriarchy, but they are starting a new chapter as a trio.

So unfortunately, Christian, you and your “sons” are in the way. #TopGuysOut. Will Dax, Cash & Garcia make Captain Charisma #FearTheRankings?

 

2v1 Handicap Match: Hook VS The Outrunners!

The FTW Champion is so ready for a fight with big man Brian Cage, that he’s willing to fight two fairly big guys in Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd, at the same time! Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil make sure The Machine understands what he’s getting into?

The bell rings and Truth starts against Hook. They tie up, go around, and Truth wrenches. Hook wrenches, wristlocks, then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Truth flounders away, Turbo gets mad and tells him to kill him! Truth runs in but Hook arm-drags! Hook has a top wristlock, but Turbo runs up to stomp Hook down! Hook gets mad and he ROCKS Turbo in return! The ref breaks that up, but Truth pokes Hook in the eye! Truth CLUBS Hook, tags Turbo, and Turbo goes after Hook. Hook throws body shots, but Turbo CLUBS him! Turbo tags Truth, then they double scoop SLAM! The Outrunners spin around but fans boo.

Truth drags Hook up but Hook fires hands! Truth staggers, Turbo tags back in and he CLUBS Hook again. Turbo reels Hook in, winds it up, flexes, but Hook throws body shots! Turbo CLUBS Hook again, tags Truth, and the Outrunners DOUBLE SUPLEX! Fans boo while the Outrunners both flex, but Hook rises right back up! The fans fire up, the Outrunners think that’s for them, but then they see Hook! Hook dodges them, to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up, Hook clinches Turbo to EXPLODER! Truth storms up, into a clinch! TAZ PLEX! The fans fire up and Hook storms around. Hook CLUBS Truth in the chest!

Turbo returns, but Hook manages a back drop! Turbo stands up, Hook clotheslines Turbo up and out! Then REDRUM for Truth!! Truth flails, taps, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission

The Outrunners got run out of town, and Hook is looking ready! Will he finally be the answer to “Who betta than Brian Cage?”

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He welcomes us back to the Rio Grande Valley, and he says what a night it has been. But welcome out the man who helped FTR & Garcia in that Steel Cage match, it’s MARK BRISCOE! The fans fire up as the Sussex County Chicken makes his way out here, feeling good even after being thrown down through a table! Briscoe joins Schiavone in the ring, and Schiavone says the fans love him. A week ago, Briscoe was there to help FTR, and he was there for them. Briscoe says yeah, that’s what he told ’em. But first thing’s first, he is sure he and Schiavone can agree: It feels damn good to be here in Texas tonight! The fans cheer that!

Schiavone also agrees, and Briscoe says this is very special for him. See, as a young man, a child, he spent his Saturday nights with big brother Jay watching Schiavone on the TV. Schiavone would have the mic and talk to some of the best to ever talk! We’re talking American Dream, Dusty Rhodes, babeh! Nature Boy, Ric Flair, babeh! So this is quite special for Briscoe. And Texas, it feels damn good to be here with Tony Schiavone! The fans cheer that! Briscoe has them simmer down now so we can get serious. Last week, he came out here to the aid of his brothers in arms, FTR, and good friend, Danny Garcia.

Because that’s what we do! We fight for our friends, for our family. Now, Briscoe wasn’t five steps off that stage when he was getting jumped by the House of Black. They stomped his head, picked him up, and threw him off that stage like a sack o’ taters, and left him for dead! But fast-forward to the end, Schiavone, the credits rolled, and it was Briscoe, FTR & Garcia with their hands held high while the House of Black crawled back to the locker room, licking their wounds. This is how they do! You knock ’em down, they’ll get back up. This has been the most challenging year of Briscoe’s life.

After 20 YEARS of being one half of the baddest tag team on the planet, #DemBoyz, give it up for ’em! After 20 years of that, now he is solo. Things didn’t go exactly Briscoe’s way, but that’s alright. Because in the end, you knock him down, he gets back up. You shoot him, you better kill him, dammit! He fights until he can’t fight no more, and then he fights some more! But then the lights go down!! Fans freak out, because from the tron, it’s the House of Black! Malakai says, “Well, well, Briscoe. That’s beautiful. That’s really emotional, very touching. Hey, Mark, you like magic tricks? See, I love magic tricks. And I specifically like the one where the magician makes people disappear.

“Cuz that’s what we intend to do to you and everything you just spoke about. We are going to eradicate you from the history of professional wrestling. And it’ll happen, just like this.” And then the lights come back on! No House of Black but Mark is on guard. “See? It’s that easy. We’re already in your head.” The tron goes back to normal, when and where will the House look to tear Mark down?

 

Adam “Edge” Copeland speaks.

“I started this Cope Open to prove to Christian Cage what I’ve always told him: That I’m just better. I also wanted to see who would step up, who wanted it.” The Rated R Superstar has faced Griff Garrison, Lee Moriarty, Dante Martin, and even the legendary Minoru Suzuki. They beat the hell out of each other, and if Christian wants Edge to earn his title shot, then he’ll keep fighting. He works hard, but will he make it 5-0 in Las Vegas next week?

 

Serena Deeb VS Queen Aminata!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling made her return to action last week, and she’s looking to teach another lesson tonight. Will the Woman of 1000 Holds be 2-0 with ease? Or will the Queen of Guinea finally have her moment?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “Deeb! Deeb! Deeb!” Deeb and Aminata circle, tie up, and Deeb headlocks. Aminata powers up but Deeb spins, hammerlocks, headlocks then spins again to go again! Headlock takeover, then a float-over to flip Aminata over, and Deeb stands on her while flexing. Aminata gets up and away and the fans rally. Deeb and Aminata reset, circle, and tie up. Aminata waistlocks, headlocks, wrenches then wristlocks, then steps over to twerk attack! Fans cheer that, and Aminata keeps on the wristlock. Deeb rolls, trips Aminata, then ties up the legs to turn Aminata over, SEATED SURFBOARD!

Aminata endures as Deeb rocks back and forth! Deeb then lets go to body scissor, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and the fans cheer the technical display! Aminata laughs it off, feels out a knuckle lock with Deeb, and then Deeb puts on a straitjacket! Aminata slips out to headlock, but Deeb moves around. Deeb powers up and out, drops down, but Aminata runs her over! Aminata says she’s one of one, then gets moving. Deeb trips Aminata up to have the HALF CRAB! Aminata flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go, but then drags Aminata to stomp away on a leg! Deeb then steps through but Aminata BOOTS her into the buckles!

Aminata reels Deeb in to snap suplex! Fans fire up, Aminata covers, TWO! Aminata shakes her legs out and stalks Deeb while Collision goes picture in picture.

Aminata drags Deeb up, then KICKS her in the back! Aminata stalks Deeb to ropes, brings her up, but Deeb UPPERCUTS! Aminata staggers, Deeb UPPERCUTS again! Deeb UPPERCUTS a third time, runs, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Aminata covers, TWO! Deeb is still in this but Aminata covers again, TWO! Aminata grows frustrated, she drags Deeb up, but Deeb swings! Aminata gets around to snapmare then chinlock! Deeb endures, Aminata pushes her to a cover, TWO!

Aminata stays on Deeb with a seated cobra twist, but Deeb endures. Aminata drums on Deeb’s ribs and abs, then spins her around. Deeb makes it a cradle! TWO, and both women stand up. Aminata DECKS Deeb! Aminata stands over Deeb, Deeb grabs at her, but Aminata sits Deeb up. Deeb throws a body shot! Then a CHOP! Then another, but Aminata dodges to CHOP back! Aminata reels Deeb in to snap suplex! Deeb writhes but Aminata brings her up again. Aminata snap suplexes a second time, then covers, ONE!! Deeb is showing grit but Aminata pushes her to a  knuckle lock cover, TWO!

Aminata pushes that arm back down, TWO as Deeb gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO as Deeb bridges! Deeb even stays up as Aminata jumps on her! Aminata sweeps the legs, they stand, and Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally as Deeb fights the knuckle locks, and she kick slow! And again! And again! Deeb rolls, wrangles, and then whips Aminata, but Aminata reverses. Deeb ducks ‘n ‘dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Deeb and Aminata rise, and Deeb dodges Aminata again. Deeb KABS, JABS and JABS! She throws more JABS, then winds up, to ROLLING ELBOW!

Deeb hurries to get Aminata up to whip but Aminata reverses. Aminata runs in, blocks the boot, but Deeb uses that to reel her in for a KNEE! Deeb then goes to the apron, catches Aminata, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS! The fans fire up as Aminata staggers away! Deeb storms up, reels Aminata in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Aminata is tough but Deeb brings her back up. Deeb reels Aminata in, tucks the arms, but Aminata back drops! Deeb sunset flips it! Aminata sits for a cover, TWO! Deeb headlocks, Aminata powers out but Deeb turns hip toss into turn and turn and turn, and some more turns, for the backslide! TWO!!

Aminata HEADBUTTS Deeb down!! Fans fire up while Aminata wobbles and falls back! Deeb goes to a corner, Aminata fires back up, and she runs in to HIP ATTACK! Aminata keeps going, she BOOT- NO, Deeb dodges and Aminata crashes into ropes! Deeb wraps Aminata’s legs around the post, and has a very Hitman style HANGING FIGURE FOUR!! The ref counts, fans fire up, and Deeb lets go at 4! Deeb pushes Aminata from the corner, brings her up, and reels her in. Deeb underhooks the arms, but Aminata still fights! Deeb still tries, but Aminata throws body shots! Deeb still TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS!

The fans fire up as Deeb drags Aminata around, hooks up the arm, and SMASHES the knee! And again and again and! Then SERENITY NOW!! Aminata taps, Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor was the one put to the test, and she passes! Will her hard work soon be rewarded with a title shot?

 

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana is, too! And Nana does his dance as The Realest makes his entrance. They both go to the ring, Tony Schiavone waiting for them. Schiavone says Wednesday, Dynamite in Phoenix, it is Swerve VS Hangman, part 3, and the winner moves on to face Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship, AEW Revolution on March 3rd. Schiavone welcomes Nana back, and asks Swerve his thoughts on the coming match. Swerve says it’s Black History Month now. Yes, Happy Black History Month. Swerve says that means it is the celebration of Black history in all industries, all walks of life.

Swerve is noble enough to show appreciation for all those who came before him. Some people even Schiavone may know, like Ron Simmons. How about even some friends of Swerve’s? Kofi Kingston! Or perhaps in house, some people that have been some of the best wrestlers on the planet and holding down a brand for well over a year now. The ROH Women’s World Champion, Athena! What up, sis? And very soon, we’ll add another name to that list. Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Because this Wednesday, Swerve has the opportunity to accomplish something he said he was gonna do the moment he was in AEW, and that is become THE AEW World Champion. Now, he admits, y’all, he has not been a saint. He has done horrible, terrible, reprehensible things. But he had to do those things to get here, talking to Schiavone. And he doesn’t regret any of it. What about the assertion that Hangman says, that Swerve cannot beat Hangman without help? Nana says whoa, whoa, whoa now, Schiavone. That’s- Swerve has Nana stop there, and the fans chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” But Swerve says Hangman is a man in Swerve’s way of being great.

Hangman is a man that has left scars on Swerve’s body, and has literally shed Swerve’s blood. But also a man that Swerve has beaten twice now. But y’know what it is! Third time’s the charm, right? Maybe this is the time where Swerve finally puts Hangman behind him once and for all, to then become Black History! Then after that, Swerve beats Joe at Revolution to become World Champion! Nana says in the end, Mogul Embassy will be on top, because they will be beside their boss, controlling- Swerve stops Nana here. Swerve tells Nana that we all understand, the Embassy is family. But it’s also business.

And trust Swerve, he wants Nana by his side. But no interference this time. Because there will be no more excuses. Right, Hangman? See you Wednesday. Whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Will The Realest be the one to end this once and for all? Or is the third time the charm for Hangman in getting a win over Swerve?

 

AEW shares more footage from after last Wednesday.

“Timeless” Toni Storm tells Deonna Purrazzo, “How DARE you!” Technical? Technical? Deonna’s not the only one who can be technical! BOP for Luther! See? Didn’t see that coming, now did you? Mariah May taps Toni on the shoulder and Toni asks, “What is it now, woman?” Mariah reminds her about her match from Saturday. Oh, darling. When you’ve seen one women’s match, you’ve seen them all. As for Deonna, Toni will see her, and hear her, and sniff her, and taste her. But first! You will see Storm! Luther, book her a “public workout.” Time for the people to see how technical she is! Come, children. Time for cranberry juice and gauze, immediately!

 

Red Velvet VS Vertvixen!

Speaking of that “public workout,” AKA a match, that will be Storm VS Velvet on Dynamite! Will Velvet prove she’s not just some tune-up with a win tonight? Or will Vert prove she’s not just a tune-up to the tune-up?

The bell rings, Vert and Velvet circle, and they tie up. Velvet waistlocks, headlocks, but Vert powers out. They RAM shoulders but  neither falls. Vert flexes, says get on her level, and then they run. Velvet drops to then CALF KICK Vert down! Cover, ONE!! Velvet grins as she gets Vert up, but Vert knees low. Vert scoops Velvet, Velvet slips free and shoves, to then duck ‘n’ dodges and wheelbarrow, for the BULLDOG! The fans fire up and Vert storms up on Vert. Velvet fires off haymakers, but lets off to go corner to corner. Vert dodges, comes back, but Velvet ELBOWS her! Velvet runs up, wheelbarrows, but Vert makes it a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!

Velvet kicks Vert away then goes to a corner. The fans rally, Vert goes corner to corner, then BOOTS Velvet! Vert reels Velvet in, wrenches and BLUE- CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Velvet counter punches Vert again and again then whips. Vert reverses but Velvet holds ropes. Velvet drop toehold Vert onto ropes, runs and DOUBLE KNEES! Velvet YANKS the ropes, then sets up for the MIXER! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

The Chef is heating things up in the kitchen, and she’s ready to serve all the champions an L! Will she start with beating Storm on Dynamite?

 

Six Man Tag: Christian Cage & The Patriarchy VS FTR & Daniel Garcia!

Captain Charisma sits smugly on his high horse as AEW TNT Champion, protected by his “sons,” Nick Wayne & “Killswitch” Luchasaurus. But will he be humbled by the hot new trio of Dax, Cash & Red Death? Or will even #FTGarcia be held down by The Patriarchy?

Matt Menard is on commentary to cheer Garcia on, but he does admit that there is respect for The Patriarchy with what Christian has done for Nick Wayne. Speaking of, Nick starts against Dax and the fans rally up. They tie up, and Nick arm-drags Dax away. Nick flexes, the fans boo, but of course “Mother” Shayna cheers. Nick and Dax tie up again, Nick wrenches and wristlocks but Dax rolls. Dax wrenches, headlocks and hits a takeover. Nick headscissors, Dax kips free and ducks the haymaker to CHOP Nick! Nick flounders away, Dax dares “daddy” to get in, so Christian tags in. Fans boo Christian and he acts confused.

Christian and Dax circle, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Christian powers out, but Dax runs him over! Things keep moving, and Dax turns back drop into cradle! TWO! Dax O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Christian kicks low, soaks up heat, and he scoops, but Dax makes it a cradle! TWO! Christian scrambles away and Dax says it was that close. Nick tags back in, talks trash on Dax, then SLAPS him! Fans boo but Dax smirks. Nick dares him to do something, so Dax tags Garcia! Garcia and Nick circle, tie up, and Garcia headlocks. Nick powers up and out, but Garcia runs Nick over! Things keep moving, Garcia runs Nick over!

Things speed up, Nick hurdles and arm-drags, but Garcia arm-drags! Nick sweeps, covers, ONE! Garcia sweeps and covers, ONE! The two young studs stare down and Garcia scuffs Nick. Garcia puts up his dukes, but Nick SLAPS him! Fans boo as Nick mocks the dance! Mama Shayna applauds but Garcia SLAPS nick! Nick runs in but Garcia DUMPS hm out! Christian runs in, Garcia DUMPS him out! The fans fire up, and Garcia puts up his dudes! Luchasaurus storms in but FTR storm in, too! The fans fire up for this stare down, and Christian has Luchasaurus back off while Collision goes picture in picture.

FTR stands with Garcia to put their dukes up, and they ALL do the dance! FTR aren’t perfect but they’re better than Nick! The fans rally up while Christian coaches Nick. Nick and Garcia circle, then Nick kicks low! Nick CLUBS Garcia, has him on ropes, and brings him over to tag in Killswitchasaurus. They mug Garcia, then Luchasaurus fires off fast hands! Luchasaurus drags Garcia up to scoop him, carry him around, then tag Nick back in. SIDEWALK SLAM to a slingshot SENTON! Cover, TWO! Nick brings Garcia up and around with a facelock, then snapmares to KICK Garcia on the back! Garcia grits his teeth while going to ropes.

Nick drags Garcia up to wrench and facelock but Garcia breaks free. Garcia CHOPS, but Nick DECKS him! Tag to Christian and he taunts FTR. After all, they’re mutual friends of the Rated R Superstar. Nick digs his boots in on Garcia, then lets off so Christian can scuff Garcia. Garcia scowls while Christian soaks up the heat. Garcia fires haymakers! Garcia runs, Christian ELBOWS him down, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns once again as Luchasaurus CLUBS Garcia down. Garcia goes to the corner, Luchasaurus tags Christian, and they mug Garcia. Fans boo but Christian puts Garcia on ropes. Christian stands on Garcia to CHOKE him! The fans boo, the ref counts, and Christian lets off. Luchasaurus gets a cheap shot in! Christian drags Garcia up, snapmares and fishhooks the face! The ref reprimands so Christian shifts to a chinlock. Garcia endures, the fans rally, and Garcia fights up with body shots! Garcia runs, into a throat chop! The fans boo but Christian puts Garcia in the corner. Christian slaps Garcia around while Nick holds him back!

The ref counts, the fans boo, and Christian lets off. FTR wants in but the ref keeps him back. Christian soaks up heat, runs in, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia fires elbows on Christian’s “sons” then runs, only for Christian to catch him! Christian brings Garcia around but Garcia sunset flips! TWO!! Christian escapes and he ELBOWS Garcia down again! Fans boo but Christian goes up a corner. Christian DIVING HEADBUTTS but FLOPS as Garcia moves! Menard and the fans fire up as Garcia crawls, but Christian also heads for his corner. Hot tags to Nick and Cash! Cash rallies on Nick with JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER!

Cash DROPKICKS Luchasaurus, atomic drops Christian then DROPKICKS him! Cash runs up to CHOP Nick! And UPPERCUT! And CHOP! Cash whips corner to corner but Nick elbows, into a backslide! TWO, and Nick whips. Cash hurdles, Dax tags, then feed to the lift! Luchasaurus storms in to choke grip Dax! Cash leaps in, but into a choke grip! But FTR fire off haymakers! Luchasaurus shoves them both away! Cash BOOTS back, then LARIATS! Dax LARIATS! Cash LARIATS! Repeat! Luchasaurus wobbles, FTR LARIATS, then hits a HIGH-LOW!! Fans fire up but Nick rolls Dax! TWO!! Nick sunset flip BOMBS, then covers, TWO!!

Fans rally up but Nick looks to the corner. Nick drags Dax to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Dax SHOVES Nick down! Nick is stuck up top, Dax CLUBS him on the back! Dax goes up after Nick, stands him up, and hits a SUPER BACK SUPLEX!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Dax and Nick stir, Dax crawls over to cover, Luchasaurus breaks it!! He DECKS Cash, BOOTS Garcia, then choke grips Dax! But Dax kicks low, reels Luchasaurus in, but Luchasaurus back drops free! The ref reprimands Luchasaurus, but misses Christian HOTSHOT Dax! Luchasaurus choke grips, to CHOKE SLAM!! Nick hurries to cover, TWO!!!

The fans are thunderous as Dax survives! Nick is frustrated, and Collision goes picture in picture, again!

Nick drags Dax up, CLUBS the arm, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Christian, they mug Dax, then Christian fires hands! Christian UPPERCUTS as he lets off, eggs on Cash, then goes back to Dax. Christian brings Dax out, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Dax goes to ropes, Christian CHOKES him, but lets off as the ref counts. Christian argues with the ref, and Nick gets a cheap shot in! The others protest, but Nick tags in. Nick ROPE GUILLOTINES Dax, and Dax sputters away to the commentary desk. Nick soaks up the heat, Garcia & Cash coach Dax, but Nick drags Dax back in.

Nick pushes Dax to the corner, tags in Luchasaurus and they mug Dax. Luchasaurus UPPERCUTS Dax, whips him corner to corner hard and Dax falls back. Luchasaurus drags Dax up, hammerlocks, and CLUBS that arm. Dax CHOPS back! Luchasaurus snarls, knees low, and puts Dax back in the corner. Tag to Christian, he UPPERCUTS, body shots, and repeat. Christian throws haymakers, Collision returns to single picture and Dax CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Fans fire up but Christian DECKS Dax! Christian whips, Dax reverses and back drops Christian away! The fans fire up while both men are down!

Christian and Dax stir as the standing count starts. Hot tag to Nick and he ELBOWS Garcia! The ref keeps Cash back, Nick kicks Dax to the corner. Nick fires forearms, then soaks up the heat. Nick runs in, into a BOOT! Dax ROCKS Luchasaurus, ROCKS Christian and ROCKS Nick, but Nick kicks low. Nick reels Dax in to suplex! Cover, TWO! Nick clamps on a chinlock to grind Dax down. Dax endures, the fans rally up, and Dax fights up. Dax reaches out, arm-drags free, but Nick swings, only for Dax to get him with a BIG back suplex! Both men are down again and the standing count is back!

Nick flounders, hot tag to Christian! He TOSSES Dax out! Christian taunts Cash, Luchasaurus rushes Dax, but Dax sends him into steel steps! Luchasaurus tumbles away, Dax slides in! Christian kicks, chicken wings, but no Killswitch! Christian comes back, and HEADS COLLIDE! Both men fall and the fans fire up again! Dax and Christian crawl, hot tag to Nick! Nick rushes in to intercept, but Dax back drops him away! Hot tag to Garcia! The fans are thunderous as Garcia rallies on Nick! BOOT! CHOP! CHOP! SAIDO!! The fans fire up, Garcia runs corner to corner, big lariat! Then Garcia climbs up, but Christian is back!

Garcia fires off on Christian! Nick runs up, Garcia fires off on him! Cash RAMS Christian into a corner! He and Garcia go up to rain down fists! They go all the way to TEN! Then they send Nick and Christian at each other, but the Patriarchy reverses! Garcia & Cash dosido a bit sloppily, but then they both LARIAT The Patriarchy! The fans fire up, Cash helps Garcia up to whip, so that Garcia can whip Cash! Cash uses that to DIVE out onto Luchasaurus! The fans are thunderous again as down goes the dinosaur! BRAINBUSTER for Nick!! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and Garcia snarls. The fans rally as Garcia rises and stalks Nick.

“This is Awesome!” as Garcia gets Nick’s legs! He steps through but Nick CLAWS Garcia’s face! Nick KNEES Garcia into the POST! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect and Nick is frustrated! Shayna coaches her son on and Nick rises. The fans rally for Garcia but Nick mocks the dance again. Fans boo, Nick talks smack while standing over Garcia. Nick slaps Garcia around, but then Garcia snatches him to a cradle! TWO!! Nick gets around, chicken wings, and he turns Garcia! Garcia uses that to back suplex! Nick lands on his feet but Garcia kicks low to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!!

Garcia grits his teeth and the fans rally as hard as they can! Garcia hurries to a corner, climbs up, but Christian rushes over! Christian trips Garcia up, but Dax CHOPS Christian! Dax and Christian brawl on the apron, Dax gets the edge but the ref reprimands. Garcia climbs up, Nick stands, but Christian still SHOVES Garcia into WAYNE’S WORLD!! Dax rushes Christian again, but ends up in a REVERSE DDT to the floor! Nick covers Garcia, TWO!?!? Nick can’t believe it but Garcia survives his best shot! Nick hauls Garcia up, but Garcia knees the suplex. Nick tries again but Cash is there to make the save!

Nick swings, misses, and Cash catches Nick for a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Luchasaurus gets Cash for a CHOKE SLAM! Luchasaurus runs at Garcia in the corner, Garcia dodges and Luchasaurus only gets buckles! Garcia POSTS Luchasaurus! Christian aims, he runs in, SPEAR!!! Dax TACKLES Christian, and has the legs! SHARPSHOOTER!! Nick runs up the corner, WAYNE’S WORLD!!! Nick then aims at Garcia and looks to go Rated R! Garcia flounders up, Nick runs in, but the spear is sent into buckles! Nick still ELBOWS Garcia, goes up, but Garcia avoids the cutter to jackknife bridge! FTGARCIA WINS!!!

Winners: FTR & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Christian is shocked! And Garcia stares him down, to DO HIS DANCE! The Patriarchy falls, will #DGFTR head towards gold one way or another?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, with some story build happening again after some struggles. I do like that they gave us two weeks in a row of Bryan Danielson interrupting Eddie Kingston’s moment to hype up their coming title match. Great match from Eddie VS Bryan Keith, though I figured Eddie would win. But also great to hear that AEW has officially signed Bryan Keith after months now of using him both on AEW and ROH programming. And Bryan Danielson VS Hechicero was awesome stuff, great technical wrestling, especially Hechicero’s creative take on “llave” technical lucha. Bryan of course wins there, and with that and Moxley’s promo, it makes sense to have a trios match for Phoenix now.

Great promo from Swerve, especially with the namedrops he gave. And I like that he made it clear that Swerve VS Hangman part 3 will be a fair 1v1 fight. As I said for Dynamite, there’s a possibility they make this a draw of some kind so that they both get their shot at Samoa Joe at Revolution. Using a Triple Threat for an “opportunistic” finish can help keep all three men strong while still having a winner, such as Joe retaining or Swerve finally winning the world title. Really good promo from Toni Storm and her group to call out Deonna, motivate the match with Red Velvet, and have Storm again be dismissive of Mariah.

Velvet had a good match and good win over Vert, but I really liked that she took it upon herself to name-drop the ROH Women’s TV title since ROH gets mostly forgotten by AEW. Really good match of Deeb VS Aminata, with Deeb of course winning but Aminata looking her best yet. If it isn’t Billie Starkz winning the ROH Women’s TV title, then why not give it to Aminata? She has proven herself match after match to be a great talent, she’s gotta get something. And a decent handicap squash match where Hook beats both Outrunners. Hook should be a bit more careful doing back drops when he isn’t all that big yet. But of course he wins, he now has momentum going into his match with Brian Cage.

Great promo from Mark Briscoe to tie him deeper into this House of Black story. I said last week that there could be an 8 Man Tag brewing, where the House gets a fourth man so Briscoe can joins FTR & Garcia. And if commentary in the main event was any indication, it could be Menard turning to the dark side. He was only moderately happy that Garcia won in the end there, but that could also just be Menard not wanting Garcia to leave the former Jericho Appreciation Society behind completely. The main event was great stuff, especially for it being the first match Christian, Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne have had in over a month. And I do like that they’re also setting Garcia up for a potential singles title shot against Christian while Edge still “earns” his way back up.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Trent Beretta’s on a Rampage!

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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!

Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
  • Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!

Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?

Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!

Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.

Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!

Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!

The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.

Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!

The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!

Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission

The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?

 

Don Callis is watching this.

And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.

Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.

Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.

Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.

Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!

Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!

Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”

Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!

The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?

The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.

Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!

Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!

 

Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?

The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!

Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!

Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!

Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!

Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!

Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!

Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!

Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to  Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!

Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!

Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.

The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.

Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/27/24)

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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!

Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
  • Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
  • Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
  • AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”

Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.

Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!

Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!

Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”

Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Tony Khan has a medical update.

He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?

 

Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!

When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!

The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!

White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!

Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.

White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.

White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.

White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.

Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!

Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!

Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)

The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!

Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!

Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!

Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.

The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!

Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!

Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!

Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!

Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?

 

Rush VS Martin Stone!

From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and  kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!

Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!

And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?

 

Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!

The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.

Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.

Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.

Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!

The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.

Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?

 

Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.

Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”

Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?

The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!

Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!

Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.

Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!

Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!

Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!

Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.

Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?

Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?

 

AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!

The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!

Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!

Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.

Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.

Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!

Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!

Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!

Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.

Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!

Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!

Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!

Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?

Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!

The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.

Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.

Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.

Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.

My Score: 8.8/10


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