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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/3/24)

CMLL VS AEW, part 2!

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Will the Alchemist use technical wizardry to win?

The stars of CMLL shone bright on Rampage, but now Hechicero goes 1v1 with Bryan Danielson! Will the Mad Scientist slay the American Dragon?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Keith; Eddie wins and denies Keith a title match.
  • Hechicero VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap Match: Hook VS The Outrunners; Hook wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Queen Aminata; Deeb wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Vertvixen; Velvet wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Christian Cage & The Patriarchy VS FTR & Daniel Garcia; FTR & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Continental Triple Crown Proving Ground Match: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Keith!

The Mad King is indirectly showing Bryan Danielson up by giving opportunities to men he respects! In steps the Bounty Hunter! With 20 minutes on the clock, can this Bryan beat Eddie and grab up a golden ticket? Or will “The King of the Bums” not lose to any Bryans while he’s champion?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and Eddie circles with Keith. They feel things out, Keith throws a testing kick but Eddie shrugs it off. They circle, Keith backs Eddie down with those testing kicks but Eddie ties up with him. They are in a deadlock while the fans duel. Eddie powers Keith to ropes but Keith turns that around. The ref counts, Keith lets off slowly, and then he CHOPS! Eddie just frowns but Keith grins and eggs Eddie on. Eddie and Keith reset, circle, and the fans rally up more. The two tie up, Eddie uses height for leverage, but Keith turns things around. They’re on ropes again, the ref counts, and Keith lets off.

Keith and Eddie stare down, Eddie blocks the chop! Keith blocks the uraken to headlock! Eddie powers out, Keith powers through the chop to SHOULDER TACKLE him! But then Eddie gets up to CHOP Keith down! Fans fire up, and Eddie CLUBS away on Keith’s face! The fans rally for Eddie as he grinds Keith into the ropes. Eddie CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Eddie then clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up, Eddie chicken wings Keith’s arms, but Keith scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Eddie lets go at 4, and then Eddie HEADBUTTS Keith! Keith HEADBUTTS back!

Eddie storms up to HEADBUTT Keith, the fans rally, and Keith HEADBUTTS again! The HEADBUTTS keep going back and forth, and then Keith unloads a flurry of HEADBUTTS! Eddie SLAPS Keith down! The fans fire up while both men rise to their feet, and Eddie throws a knee! Eddie gives Keith another knee, then brings him around, only for Keith to block the suplex! Eddie suplexes, Keith blocks, but then Eddie blocks as Keith suplexes. Eddie CHOPS and fans “WOO~!” Keith snarls and comes back, to fire a forearm! Eddie CHOPS again! Keith wobbles, roars, and fires a forearm! Eddie CHOPS, Keith forearms, repeat!

Eddie steadies himself and Keith eggs him on. The fans fire up, and Eddie CHOPS! CHOPS! And CHOPS! Keith dropkicks a leg out! Keith gets moving, and he BOOTS Eddie down! The fans fire up again, Keith stalks Eddie, and Keith vows to end this. Keith drags Eddie up, wrenches and HOOK KICKS! Cover, ONE!?! The fans fire up while Keith is frustrated. Keith drops a knee on Eddie’s face! Eddie scrambles away to the outside, but Keith hurries after him. Eddie drags Keith out, CHOPS him, then whips, only for Keith to reverse! Eddie hits railing hard! The fans fire up with Keith and he storms after Eddie.

Keith brings Eddie up, puts him in the ring, and drops another knee! Cover, TWO! Eddie clutches his face but he’s still in this. Eddie sits up to CHOP, but Keith shrugs it off! Eddie CHOPS again, that one stung! Keith frowns, Eddie CHOPS him again! Keith fires boxing elbows! Then he runs up, but into a BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref has a standing count while both men stir. They both sit up at 4 of 10, and then stand at 6. Eddie reels Keith in but Keith fights the half nelson! Keith has the ROPEBREAK, so Eddie CHOPS him on the back! Eddie then BOOTS Keith down! Eddie pushes Keith to then springboard STOMP! Eddie paces around while Keith clutches his face now. Eddie stands Keith up, whips him to a corner hard, and Keith drops to his knees! Eddie scuffs Keith, gives him Kawada Kicks, but Keith kicks low! Keith gives those Kawada Kicks back! Eddie fires off fast hands from all sides, high and low! Then he digs his boots in!

Eddie runs side to side to BOOT WASH! Eddie huffs and puffs as he storms around, then he drags Keith up. Keith shoves Eddie away but Eddie botos Keith! And again! Eddie KICKS Keith to a corner, KICKS him again, then rains down HEADBUTTS! The ref counts, Eddie lets off, and Eddie has to shake the stars out of his own head before he brings Keith up. Eddie CLUBS Keith, Keith snarls, and Keith CHOPS! Eddie CHOPS again! Collision returns to single picture as Keith CHOPS again! Keith whips, runs in, but Eddie BOOTS him! Keith comes back but into an ELBOW! Eddie goes up but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS!

Eddie tumbles down to the floor! The fans rally and duel, Keith waits on Eddie to rise up, and Eddie flounders to the apron. Keith storms over but Eddie fires off CHOP after CHOP! Keith BOOTS Eddie back down! Keith then CANNONBALLS and the fans fire up! Keith puts Eddie in, aims from a corner and runs corner to corner to GAMANGIRI! Keith scoops to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Eddie survives and the fans fire up again! Keith snarls and rises up while Eddie is dazed. Keith drags Eddie up, reels him in and underhooks, but Eddie fights free to then EXPLODER! The fans fire up again as Eddie rises!

Eddie stands Keith up but Keith hits an EXPLODER right back! But both men rise,, only for Keith to duck the Uraken! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Eddie survives and the fans are thunderous! Keith fumes, but time is also on his side as this keeps going on. The fans are dueling, Keith storms around and stalks Eddie to a corner. Eddie stands, and Keith CHOPS! Keith whips corner to corner, but Eddie reverses to URAKEN! But Keith stays up to KNEE! Eddie stays up to SAIDO!! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives and Eddie can’t believe it! The fans continue to rally, “This is Awesome!” as both men stir.

Keith goes to a corner, huffs and puffs and stands up, but Eddie runs up to clothesline! Eddie fires the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Keith roars! So Eddie MACHINE GUN CHOPS again! Keith ENZIGIRIS outta nowhere!! Keith goes up, reels Eddie in, but Eddie fights with fists from below! Keith lets Eddie go but gets moving, only for Eddie to catch him in a SLEEPER! Keith JAWBREAKERS, but Eddie holds on!! Eddie hauls Keith up but Keith JAWBREAKERS again! Eddie still holds on, spins Keith around, DDT! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous as Keith shows his grit! Eddie pulls down the straps, this is getting serious!

Eddie stands Keith up, but Keith SLAPS! SLAPS and SLAPS! The palm strikes keep going but an URAKEN hits!! Cover, Eddie wins!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (denies Bryan Keith a title opportunity)

The Bounty Hunter fought hard, but fell just shy of the 18 minute mark. Even so, he won everyone’s respect, Eddie’s included. Tony Schiavone joins Eddie in the ring to say, “What a match, guys!” This was a Proving Ground match, Eddie had quite the fight. Eddie says, “Oh, Captain Obvious, Tony Schiavone, folks! Lois rules!” But seriously, talk to Bounty Hunter. Schiavone talks with Texas native Bryan Keith and the fans cheer him on. Hell of a match! And great news: Only in Texas can we announce this, but… Starting tonight, Bryan Keith is ALL ELITE! The fans are thunderous for the graphic!

Keith himself is fired up and honored to be a true AEW star! Eddie and Bryan shake hands and hug it out, but then the other Bryan makes his entrance. Just like last week, the American Dragon has to trample on Eddie’s moment. Bryan shakes Bryan’s hand and raises his hand, and we see Hechicero waiting at gorilla. Will Danielson regret trampling over the Mad King’s moment when the Mad Scientist does the same back? We find out, after the break.

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

Jon Moxley gathered himself at the end of the show and realized who it even was that attacked him during the show. Volador Jr! Thought that was Daddy Magic for a moment. But what this really reminds him of is this one really bad night in Laredo, Texas. He spent the night in a drunk tank, and more things change, the more they stay the same. He loves Laredo. But the CMLL guys, the greatest luchadores in the world, that’s nice. But the BCC, they study the history of pro-wrestling from all over the world, and they have respect for the history for this sport. A deep respect for the craft and the art of the greatest sport in the world.

So there’s no reason not to show respect to CMLL. The luchadores, the fans in Arena Mexico, and the heritage of lucha libre. “But dude, you came into my house and talked some sh*t, you got in my face. I’m not even mad about it, to be honest with ya. These things happen. But that behavior must be paid for. You think you can come to AEW and think this is like that other show on that other channel. Easy, lazy American wrestlers? Nah, man. This is All Elite Wrestling. And the Blackpool Combat Club is the elite of the elite. Tonight, you showed up in our backyard. You better hope and pray that we never show up in yours.”

The Maniac issues a warning, will all of CMLL take those words to heart?

 

Hechicero VS Bryan Danielson!

Collision returns as the Alchemist of Lucha makes his entrance, fire in his hand! The bell rings and the fans rally up as these two stare down. They circle, feel things out, and Hechi switches hands. He even tries a leg guard advance but Bryan is ready. They knuckle lock, go around forehead to forehead, and then go down to the mat. They push each other with just their heads, and then Hechi shifts to a facelock. Bryan slips out, wrenches and wristlocks, but Hechi moves around. Hechi slips around, slips free, and the fans cheer the technical genius. Hechi and Bryan reset, feel things out, and tie up.

Bryan headlocks, then cravats, but Hechi wrenches free to hammerlock. Hechi drops to then reverse drop toehold into a kneebar. Bryan counters with his own Heel Hook! They fight hook against hook, hold against hold, and the fans rally as both men endure. Hechi and Bryan slap at each other, and the fans fire up! Bryan eggs Hechi on, Hechi SLAPS more! Bryan SLAPS Hechi down, then slips free to jackknife! But Hechi rolls it back to double knuckle lock and headscissor! Hechi balances Bryan while stretching him, then pops him into a sunset flip! TWO!! Bryan slips free, has a leg, but Hechi uses that to RANA!

Hechi gets legs, rolls Bryan back but Bryan slips out and under to trip Hechi up! Bryan then hooks the legs up, and he shows off something lucha libre related he’s learned! Bryan gets the arms and pulls up, up and away! ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans cheer, and Hechi fights free! Hechi hooks Bryan now, and returns the favor! Up, up, and away, ROMERO SPECIAL! The fans fire up as Hechi then rocks ‘n’ rolls Bryan around! ROLLING SURFBOARD, into the ROMERO SPECIAL, and cover! ROPEBREAK! Hechi miscalculated the distance but the fans still cheer as he lets Bryan go. Bryan is a bit frustrated now as the fans cheer Hechicero on.

Bryan and Hechicero reset. They feel things out, and Bryan clinches. Bryan puts Hechi in a corner, KICKS him, then CHOPS! Then KICK! Then CHOP! “YES! “WOO!!” but Hechi blocks to CHOP! So Bryan KICKS, KICKS and KICKS! The fans fire up, Bryan puts Hechi up top, and then Bryan climbs! Bryan hits a SUPER STEINER but Hechi sunset flips through! Cover, TWO!! Bryan escapes, grabs a leg and KICKS it! Hechi crawls to ropes and Bryan brings him up. Bryan UPPERCUTS Hechi down, then whips. Hechi ducks ‘n’ dodges then keeps going, GUILLOTINE HEADSCISSOR! The fans fire up as Hechi shows his savage creativity!

Hechi keeps going, he victory rolls Bryan to then pop him up and into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Bryan flails inside the body scissors, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Hechi lets off and Bryan flops out of the ring as Collision goes picture in picture!

The fans rally, Hechi watches Bryan, then he jumps out to KNEE Bryan down! Hechi drags Bryan up, to CHOP! Bryan hobbles away, Hechi pursues, and Hechi promises uno mas. Hechi aims to CHOP again! The fans fire up for uno mas, so Hechi winds up, to BOOT Bryan! Bryan gets into the ring, Hechi pursues again, and Hechi sits Bryan up to punch away on Bryan’s head! The ref reprimands about closed fists, Hechi argues with him, and then waits on Bryan. Bryan goes to ropes, Hechi BOOTS him again! Hechi waits on Bryan again, then gives him a JAB! JAB! And JAB! Bryan ends up in a corner, Hechi runs in to clothesline! And Collision goes to break!

Collision returns again and Hechi pops free of a headscissor squeeze, to CHOP! And CHOP And CHOP! Bryan wobbles as Hechi CHOPS again! Bryan is in a corner, Hechi JABS and JABS and JABS! The fans rally, Hechi HEADBUTTS Bryan then fires off fast hands from all sides! The fans rally and duel, the ref backs Hechi off, but Hechi then runs corner to corner, to CHOP! And CHOP! Hechi whips corner to corner, Bryan goes up and over with a flip! Bryan keeps going, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, but then Hechi ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up, Hechi runs in at the corner, JUMP KNEE!

Bryan wobbles, Hechi puts him up top! Hechi goes up to fire off more hands, the fans count along, and Hechi goes to CINCO, but Bryan HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS!! Hechi falls back and the fans fire up! Bryan adjusts up top, to DIVING HEADBUTT into an armbar!! Hechi practically hogties Bryan, this is some wild kind of arm scissor meets Boston Crab! Hechi turns this into a cover, TWO!!! Bryan escapes and the fans are thunderous! Hechi storms up on Bryan, “This is Awesome!” as Bryan UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Bryan runs, but Hechi follows to SLINGBLADE!

Hechi then has the SLEEPER on the ropes! Hechi shoves Bryan away, Bryan runs back in, but Hechi dropkicks the legs out! Bryan tumbles up and out of the ring! Hechi builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous again! Hechi and Bryan stir, and Hechi fires up as he rises! The fans are with Hechi as he puts Bryan in. Hechi climbs a corner, Bryan stands, and Hechi springboards, into a GUTBUSTER! Bryan hauls Hechi up, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX into an ARMBAR! Hechi moves around, but ends up in the LEBELL LOCK!! Hechi endures, reaches out, and fans are dueling! Hechi pries free and rolls!

Hechi CLUBS away on Bryan’s legs, then ties them up, Deathlock into a TRAILER HITCH, with a chicken wing on top! Hechi YANKS Bryan’s fingers but Bryan endures! Bryan fights with his free arm and crawls his way over! ROPEBREAK!! The fans fire up as Hechi lets off in frustration. Hechi and Bryan rise, and Hechi fires a haymaker! Bryan SLAPS back! They fire more haymakers, then Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Hechi sits down, but the “YES! YES! YES!” kicks keep coming! Bryan winds up, but Hechi ducks the buzzsaw! Hechi scoops, clinches, and hammerlocks for the SWINGING BACKBREAKER!!

Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous! Hechi runs into the corner but Bryan dodges! Hechi’s knee hits buckles, Bryan gets the leg! DRAGON SCREW! The fans fire up as Bryan huffs and puffs. Bryan starts up the “YES! YES! YES!” and then runs in, BU- NO, Hechi dodges the knee, rolls him, wrenches him, hooks him up and has the GHOST PIN! TWO!!! Bryan escapes but ends up in a KOJI KLUTCH!! Bryan tries to make it a cover, Hechi holds that off, but Bryan powers through to roll around! Hechi tries a victory, Bryan rolls it back, BRYAN WINS!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon snatches victory away, but then Hechi SHOTGUNS Bryan down! The fans boo as Hechi stomps Bryan and digs his boots in! Hechi rains down fists, but here comes CLAUDIO! The Swiss Superman is here, he rushes down and runs Hechi off! The Alchemist is furious, but will he have to worry about settling this another time?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

As if the return to Phoenix wasn’t already big, “Timeless” Toni Storm will be in action, facing Red Velvet in a Title Eliminator match! Will The Chef prove herself worthy of her own title shot? Plus, after all the back and forth both physically and verbally, Team CMLL will take on the Blackpool Combat Club 3v3! Hechicero, Volador Jr. y Mascara Dorada VS Moxley, Bryan & Claudio! Which side wins round three of this company rivalry?

 

Backstage interview with FTR & Daniel Garcia.

Lexi is with Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler & #RedDeath and notes the big win in last week’s Steel Cage main event. It was absolutely incredible, so is the plan going to be they keep this going? Garcia says sometimes, the best things in life come unexpectedly. He never planned to team with FTR, but now they’re being nicknamed things like #DGFTR, #FTGarcia. No matching gear yet, maybe they can change that, but it doesn’t matter what you call them or what you think they are, he’s just glad he’s got these two guys by his side.

Cash agrees, they didn’t expect this team-up. But he likes it. He likes having one of the best rising young stars on their side, and the success that they’ve had with him. They closed the chapter with House of Black, so now they’re opening a new one. And Dax isn’t sure if Lexi knows this or not, but the rankings are back. FTR didn’t make the tag team rankings, but that’s fine since the division is chalked full of talent. But the top five they did make is the Trios Rankings. And who knows if they’re starting a new chapter with Christian Cage & The Patriarchy, but they are starting a new chapter as a trio.

So unfortunately, Christian, you and your “sons” are in the way. #TopGuysOut. Will Dax, Cash & Garcia make Captain Charisma #FearTheRankings?

 

2v1 Handicap Match: Hook VS The Outrunners!

The FTW Champion is so ready for a fight with big man Brian Cage, that he’s willing to fight two fairly big guys in Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd, at the same time! Will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil make sure The Machine understands what he’s getting into?

The bell rings and Truth starts against Hook. They tie up, go around, and Truth wrenches. Hook wrenches, wristlocks, then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Truth flounders away, Turbo gets mad and tells him to kill him! Truth runs in but Hook arm-drags! Hook has a top wristlock, but Turbo runs up to stomp Hook down! Hook gets mad and he ROCKS Turbo in return! The ref breaks that up, but Truth pokes Hook in the eye! Truth CLUBS Hook, tags Turbo, and Turbo goes after Hook. Hook throws body shots, but Turbo CLUBS him! Turbo tags Truth, then they double scoop SLAM! The Outrunners spin around but fans boo.

Truth drags Hook up but Hook fires hands! Truth staggers, Turbo tags back in and he CLUBS Hook again. Turbo reels Hook in, winds it up, flexes, but Hook throws body shots! Turbo CLUBS Hook again, tags Truth, and the Outrunners DOUBLE SUPLEX! Fans boo while the Outrunners both flex, but Hook rises right back up! The fans fire up, the Outrunners think that’s for them, but then they see Hook! Hook dodges them, to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up, Hook clinches Turbo to EXPLODER! Truth storms up, into a clinch! TAZ PLEX! The fans fire up and Hook storms around. Hook CLUBS Truth in the chest!

Turbo returns, but Hook manages a back drop! Turbo stands up, Hook clotheslines Turbo up and out! Then REDRUM for Truth!! Truth flails, taps, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission

The Outrunners got run out of town, and Hook is looking ready! Will he finally be the answer to “Who betta than Brian Cage?”

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He welcomes us back to the Rio Grande Valley, and he says what a night it has been. But welcome out the man who helped FTR & Garcia in that Steel Cage match, it’s MARK BRISCOE! The fans fire up as the Sussex County Chicken makes his way out here, feeling good even after being thrown down through a table! Briscoe joins Schiavone in the ring, and Schiavone says the fans love him. A week ago, Briscoe was there to help FTR, and he was there for them. Briscoe says yeah, that’s what he told ’em. But first thing’s first, he is sure he and Schiavone can agree: It feels damn good to be here in Texas tonight! The fans cheer that!

Schiavone also agrees, and Briscoe says this is very special for him. See, as a young man, a child, he spent his Saturday nights with big brother Jay watching Schiavone on the TV. Schiavone would have the mic and talk to some of the best to ever talk! We’re talking American Dream, Dusty Rhodes, babeh! Nature Boy, Ric Flair, babeh! So this is quite special for Briscoe. And Texas, it feels damn good to be here with Tony Schiavone! The fans cheer that! Briscoe has them simmer down now so we can get serious. Last week, he came out here to the aid of his brothers in arms, FTR, and good friend, Danny Garcia.

Because that’s what we do! We fight for our friends, for our family. Now, Briscoe wasn’t five steps off that stage when he was getting jumped by the House of Black. They stomped his head, picked him up, and threw him off that stage like a sack o’ taters, and left him for dead! But fast-forward to the end, Schiavone, the credits rolled, and it was Briscoe, FTR & Garcia with their hands held high while the House of Black crawled back to the locker room, licking their wounds. This is how they do! You knock ’em down, they’ll get back up. This has been the most challenging year of Briscoe’s life.

After 20 YEARS of being one half of the baddest tag team on the planet, #DemBoyz, give it up for ’em! After 20 years of that, now he is solo. Things didn’t go exactly Briscoe’s way, but that’s alright. Because in the end, you knock him down, he gets back up. You shoot him, you better kill him, dammit! He fights until he can’t fight no more, and then he fights some more! But then the lights go down!! Fans freak out, because from the tron, it’s the House of Black! Malakai says, “Well, well, Briscoe. That’s beautiful. That’s really emotional, very touching. Hey, Mark, you like magic tricks? See, I love magic tricks. And I specifically like the one where the magician makes people disappear.

“Cuz that’s what we intend to do to you and everything you just spoke about. We are going to eradicate you from the history of professional wrestling. And it’ll happen, just like this.” And then the lights come back on! No House of Black but Mark is on guard. “See? It’s that easy. We’re already in your head.” The tron goes back to normal, when and where will the House look to tear Mark down?

 

Adam “Edge” Copeland speaks.

“I started this Cope Open to prove to Christian Cage what I’ve always told him: That I’m just better. I also wanted to see who would step up, who wanted it.” The Rated R Superstar has faced Griff Garrison, Lee Moriarty, Dante Martin, and even the legendary Minoru Suzuki. They beat the hell out of each other, and if Christian wants Edge to earn his title shot, then he’ll keep fighting. He works hard, but will he make it 5-0 in Las Vegas next week?

 

Serena Deeb VS Queen Aminata!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling made her return to action last week, and she’s looking to teach another lesson tonight. Will the Woman of 1000 Holds be 2-0 with ease? Or will the Queen of Guinea finally have her moment?

The bell rings and the fans rally for “Deeb! Deeb! Deeb!” Deeb and Aminata circle, tie up, and Deeb headlocks. Aminata powers up but Deeb spins, hammerlocks, headlocks then spins again to go again! Headlock takeover, then a float-over to flip Aminata over, and Deeb stands on her while flexing. Aminata gets up and away and the fans rally. Deeb and Aminata reset, circle, and tie up. Aminata waistlocks, headlocks, wrenches then wristlocks, then steps over to twerk attack! Fans cheer that, and Aminata keeps on the wristlock. Deeb rolls, trips Aminata, then ties up the legs to turn Aminata over, SEATED SURFBOARD!

Aminata endures as Deeb rocks back and forth! Deeb then lets go to body scissor, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and the fans cheer the technical display! Aminata laughs it off, feels out a knuckle lock with Deeb, and then Deeb puts on a straitjacket! Aminata slips out to headlock, but Deeb moves around. Deeb powers up and out, drops down, but Aminata runs her over! Aminata says she’s one of one, then gets moving. Deeb trips Aminata up to have the HALF CRAB! Aminata flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go, but then drags Aminata to stomp away on a leg! Deeb then steps through but Aminata BOOTS her into the buckles!

Aminata reels Deeb in to snap suplex! Fans fire up, Aminata covers, TWO! Aminata shakes her legs out and stalks Deeb while Collision goes picture in picture.

Aminata drags Deeb up, then KICKS her in the back! Aminata stalks Deeb to ropes, brings her up, but Deeb UPPERCUTS! Aminata staggers, Deeb UPPERCUTS again! Deeb UPPERCUTS a third time, runs, but Aminata LARIATS her down! Aminata covers, TWO! Deeb is still in this but Aminata covers again, TWO! Aminata grows frustrated, she drags Deeb up, but Deeb swings! Aminata gets around to snapmare then chinlock! Deeb endures, Aminata pushes her to a cover, TWO!

Aminata stays on Deeb with a seated cobra twist, but Deeb endures. Aminata drums on Deeb’s ribs and abs, then spins her around. Deeb makes it a cradle! TWO, and both women stand up. Aminata DECKS Deeb! Aminata stands over Deeb, Deeb grabs at her, but Aminata sits Deeb up. Deeb throws a body shot! Then a CHOP! Then another, but Aminata dodges to CHOP back! Aminata reels Deeb in to snap suplex! Deeb writhes but Aminata brings her up again. Aminata snap suplexes a second time, then covers, ONE!! Deeb is showing grit but Aminata pushes her to a  knuckle lock cover, TWO!

Aminata pushes that arm back down, TWO as Deeb gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO as Deeb bridges! Deeb even stays up as Aminata jumps on her! Aminata sweeps the legs, they stand, and Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally as Deeb fights the knuckle locks, and she kick slow! And again! And again! Deeb rolls, wrangles, and then whips Aminata, but Aminata reverses. Deeb ducks ‘n ‘dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Deeb and Aminata rise, and Deeb dodges Aminata again. Deeb KABS, JABS and JABS! She throws more JABS, then winds up, to ROLLING ELBOW!

Deeb hurries to get Aminata up to whip but Aminata reverses. Aminata runs in, blocks the boot, but Deeb uses that to reel her in for a KNEE! Deeb then goes to the apron, catches Aminata, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS! The fans fire up as Aminata staggers away! Deeb storms up, reels Aminata in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Aminata is tough but Deeb brings her back up. Deeb reels Aminata in, tucks the arms, but Aminata back drops! Deeb sunset flips it! Aminata sits for a cover, TWO! Deeb headlocks, Aminata powers out but Deeb turns hip toss into turn and turn and turn, and some more turns, for the backslide! TWO!!

Aminata HEADBUTTS Deeb down!! Fans fire up while Aminata wobbles and falls back! Deeb goes to a corner, Aminata fires back up, and she runs in to HIP ATTACK! Aminata keeps going, she BOOT- NO, Deeb dodges and Aminata crashes into ropes! Deeb wraps Aminata’s legs around the post, and has a very Hitman style HANGING FIGURE FOUR!! The ref counts, fans fire up, and Deeb lets go at 4! Deeb pushes Aminata from the corner, brings her up, and reels her in. Deeb underhooks the arms, but Aminata still fights! Deeb still tries, but Aminata throws body shots! Deeb still TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS!

The fans fire up as Deeb drags Aminata around, hooks up the arm, and SMASHES the knee! And again and again and! Then SERENITY NOW!! Aminata taps, Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor was the one put to the test, and she passes! Will her hard work soon be rewarded with a title shot?

 

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana is, too! And Nana does his dance as The Realest makes his entrance. They both go to the ring, Tony Schiavone waiting for them. Schiavone says Wednesday, Dynamite in Phoenix, it is Swerve VS Hangman, part 3, and the winner moves on to face Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship, AEW Revolution on March 3rd. Schiavone welcomes Nana back, and asks Swerve his thoughts on the coming match. Swerve says it’s Black History Month now. Yes, Happy Black History Month. Swerve says that means it is the celebration of Black history in all industries, all walks of life.

Swerve is noble enough to show appreciation for all those who came before him. Some people even Schiavone may know, like Ron Simmons. How about even some friends of Swerve’s? Kofi Kingston! Or perhaps in house, some people that have been some of the best wrestlers on the planet and holding down a brand for well over a year now. The ROH Women’s World Champion, Athena! What up, sis? And very soon, we’ll add another name to that list. Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Because this Wednesday, Swerve has the opportunity to accomplish something he said he was gonna do the moment he was in AEW, and that is become THE AEW World Champion. Now, he admits, y’all, he has not been a saint. He has done horrible, terrible, reprehensible things. But he had to do those things to get here, talking to Schiavone. And he doesn’t regret any of it. What about the assertion that Hangman says, that Swerve cannot beat Hangman without help? Nana says whoa, whoa, whoa now, Schiavone. That’s- Swerve has Nana stop there, and the fans chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” But Swerve says Hangman is a man in Swerve’s way of being great.

Hangman is a man that has left scars on Swerve’s body, and has literally shed Swerve’s blood. But also a man that Swerve has beaten twice now. But y’know what it is! Third time’s the charm, right? Maybe this is the time where Swerve finally puts Hangman behind him once and for all, to then become Black History! Then after that, Swerve beats Joe at Revolution to become World Champion! Nana says in the end, Mogul Embassy will be on top, because they will be beside their boss, controlling- Swerve stops Nana here. Swerve tells Nana that we all understand, the Embassy is family. But it’s also business.

And trust Swerve, he wants Nana by his side. But no interference this time. Because there will be no more excuses. Right, Hangman? See you Wednesday. Whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Will The Realest be the one to end this once and for all? Or is the third time the charm for Hangman in getting a win over Swerve?

 

AEW shares more footage from after last Wednesday.

“Timeless” Toni Storm tells Deonna Purrazzo, “How DARE you!” Technical? Technical? Deonna’s not the only one who can be technical! BOP for Luther! See? Didn’t see that coming, now did you? Mariah May taps Toni on the shoulder and Toni asks, “What is it now, woman?” Mariah reminds her about her match from Saturday. Oh, darling. When you’ve seen one women’s match, you’ve seen them all. As for Deonna, Toni will see her, and hear her, and sniff her, and taste her. But first! You will see Storm! Luther, book her a “public workout.” Time for the people to see how technical she is! Come, children. Time for cranberry juice and gauze, immediately!

 

Red Velvet VS Vertvixen!

Speaking of that “public workout,” AKA a match, that will be Storm VS Velvet on Dynamite! Will Velvet prove she’s not just some tune-up with a win tonight? Or will Vert prove she’s not just a tune-up to the tune-up?

The bell rings, Vert and Velvet circle, and they tie up. Velvet waistlocks, headlocks, but Vert powers out. They RAM shoulders but  neither falls. Vert flexes, says get on her level, and then they run. Velvet drops to then CALF KICK Vert down! Cover, ONE!! Velvet grins as she gets Vert up, but Vert knees low. Vert scoops Velvet, Velvet slips free and shoves, to then duck ‘n’ dodges and wheelbarrow, for the BULLDOG! The fans fire up and Vert storms up on Vert. Velvet fires off haymakers, but lets off to go corner to corner. Vert dodges, comes back, but Velvet ELBOWS her! Velvet runs up, wheelbarrows, but Vert makes it a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!

Velvet kicks Vert away then goes to a corner. The fans rally, Vert goes corner to corner, then BOOTS Velvet! Vert reels Velvet in, wrenches and BLUE- CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Velvet counter punches Vert again and again then whips. Vert reverses but Velvet holds ropes. Velvet drop toehold Vert onto ropes, runs and DOUBLE KNEES! Velvet YANKS the ropes, then sets up for the MIXER! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

The Chef is heating things up in the kitchen, and she’s ready to serve all the champions an L! Will she start with beating Storm on Dynamite?

 

Six Man Tag: Christian Cage & The Patriarchy VS FTR & Daniel Garcia!

Captain Charisma sits smugly on his high horse as AEW TNT Champion, protected by his “sons,” Nick Wayne & “Killswitch” Luchasaurus. But will he be humbled by the hot new trio of Dax, Cash & Red Death? Or will even #FTGarcia be held down by The Patriarchy?

Matt Menard is on commentary to cheer Garcia on, but he does admit that there is respect for The Patriarchy with what Christian has done for Nick Wayne. Speaking of, Nick starts against Dax and the fans rally up. They tie up, and Nick arm-drags Dax away. Nick flexes, the fans boo, but of course “Mother” Shayna cheers. Nick and Dax tie up again, Nick wrenches and wristlocks but Dax rolls. Dax wrenches, headlocks and hits a takeover. Nick headscissors, Dax kips free and ducks the haymaker to CHOP Nick! Nick flounders away, Dax dares “daddy” to get in, so Christian tags in. Fans boo Christian and he acts confused.

Christian and Dax circle, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Christian powers out, but Dax runs him over! Things keep moving, and Dax turns back drop into cradle! TWO! Dax O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Christian kicks low, soaks up heat, and he scoops, but Dax makes it a cradle! TWO! Christian scrambles away and Dax says it was that close. Nick tags back in, talks trash on Dax, then SLAPS him! Fans boo but Dax smirks. Nick dares him to do something, so Dax tags Garcia! Garcia and Nick circle, tie up, and Garcia headlocks. Nick powers up and out, but Garcia runs Nick over! Things keep moving, Garcia runs Nick over!

Things speed up, Nick hurdles and arm-drags, but Garcia arm-drags! Nick sweeps, covers, ONE! Garcia sweeps and covers, ONE! The two young studs stare down and Garcia scuffs Nick. Garcia puts up his dukes, but Nick SLAPS him! Fans boo as Nick mocks the dance! Mama Shayna applauds but Garcia SLAPS nick! Nick runs in but Garcia DUMPS hm out! Christian runs in, Garcia DUMPS him out! The fans fire up, and Garcia puts up his dudes! Luchasaurus storms in but FTR storm in, too! The fans fire up for this stare down, and Christian has Luchasaurus back off while Collision goes picture in picture.

FTR stands with Garcia to put their dukes up, and they ALL do the dance! FTR aren’t perfect but they’re better than Nick! The fans rally up while Christian coaches Nick. Nick and Garcia circle, then Nick kicks low! Nick CLUBS Garcia, has him on ropes, and brings him over to tag in Killswitchasaurus. They mug Garcia, then Luchasaurus fires off fast hands! Luchasaurus drags Garcia up to scoop him, carry him around, then tag Nick back in. SIDEWALK SLAM to a slingshot SENTON! Cover, TWO! Nick brings Garcia up and around with a facelock, then snapmares to KICK Garcia on the back! Garcia grits his teeth while going to ropes.

Nick drags Garcia up to wrench and facelock but Garcia breaks free. Garcia CHOPS, but Nick DECKS him! Tag to Christian and he taunts FTR. After all, they’re mutual friends of the Rated R Superstar. Nick digs his boots in on Garcia, then lets off so Christian can scuff Garcia. Garcia scowls while Christian soaks up the heat. Garcia fires haymakers! Garcia runs, Christian ELBOWS him down, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns once again as Luchasaurus CLUBS Garcia down. Garcia goes to the corner, Luchasaurus tags Christian, and they mug Garcia. Fans boo but Christian puts Garcia on ropes. Christian stands on Garcia to CHOKE him! The fans boo, the ref counts, and Christian lets off. Luchasaurus gets a cheap shot in! Christian drags Garcia up, snapmares and fishhooks the face! The ref reprimands so Christian shifts to a chinlock. Garcia endures, the fans rally, and Garcia fights up with body shots! Garcia runs, into a throat chop! The fans boo but Christian puts Garcia in the corner. Christian slaps Garcia around while Nick holds him back!

The ref counts, the fans boo, and Christian lets off. FTR wants in but the ref keeps him back. Christian soaks up heat, runs in, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia fires elbows on Christian’s “sons” then runs, only for Christian to catch him! Christian brings Garcia around but Garcia sunset flips! TWO!! Christian escapes and he ELBOWS Garcia down again! Fans boo but Christian goes up a corner. Christian DIVING HEADBUTTS but FLOPS as Garcia moves! Menard and the fans fire up as Garcia crawls, but Christian also heads for his corner. Hot tags to Nick and Cash! Cash rallies on Nick with JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER!

Cash DROPKICKS Luchasaurus, atomic drops Christian then DROPKICKS him! Cash runs up to CHOP Nick! And UPPERCUT! And CHOP! Cash whips corner to corner but Nick elbows, into a backslide! TWO, and Nick whips. Cash hurdles, Dax tags, then feed to the lift! Luchasaurus storms in to choke grip Dax! Cash leaps in, but into a choke grip! But FTR fire off haymakers! Luchasaurus shoves them both away! Cash BOOTS back, then LARIATS! Dax LARIATS! Cash LARIATS! Repeat! Luchasaurus wobbles, FTR LARIATS, then hits a HIGH-LOW!! Fans fire up but Nick rolls Dax! TWO!! Nick sunset flip BOMBS, then covers, TWO!!

Fans rally up but Nick looks to the corner. Nick drags Dax to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Dax SHOVES Nick down! Nick is stuck up top, Dax CLUBS him on the back! Dax goes up after Nick, stands him up, and hits a SUPER BACK SUPLEX!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Dax and Nick stir, Dax crawls over to cover, Luchasaurus breaks it!! He DECKS Cash, BOOTS Garcia, then choke grips Dax! But Dax kicks low, reels Luchasaurus in, but Luchasaurus back drops free! The ref reprimands Luchasaurus, but misses Christian HOTSHOT Dax! Luchasaurus choke grips, to CHOKE SLAM!! Nick hurries to cover, TWO!!!

The fans are thunderous as Dax survives! Nick is frustrated, and Collision goes picture in picture, again!

Nick drags Dax up, CLUBS the arm, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Christian, they mug Dax, then Christian fires hands! Christian UPPERCUTS as he lets off, eggs on Cash, then goes back to Dax. Christian brings Dax out, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Dax goes to ropes, Christian CHOKES him, but lets off as the ref counts. Christian argues with the ref, and Nick gets a cheap shot in! The others protest, but Nick tags in. Nick ROPE GUILLOTINES Dax, and Dax sputters away to the commentary desk. Nick soaks up the heat, Garcia & Cash coach Dax, but Nick drags Dax back in.

Nick pushes Dax to the corner, tags in Luchasaurus and they mug Dax. Luchasaurus UPPERCUTS Dax, whips him corner to corner hard and Dax falls back. Luchasaurus drags Dax up, hammerlocks, and CLUBS that arm. Dax CHOPS back! Luchasaurus snarls, knees low, and puts Dax back in the corner. Tag to Christian, he UPPERCUTS, body shots, and repeat. Christian throws haymakers, Collision returns to single picture and Dax CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Fans fire up but Christian DECKS Dax! Christian whips, Dax reverses and back drops Christian away! The fans fire up while both men are down!

Christian and Dax stir as the standing count starts. Hot tag to Nick and he ELBOWS Garcia! The ref keeps Cash back, Nick kicks Dax to the corner. Nick fires forearms, then soaks up the heat. Nick runs in, into a BOOT! Dax ROCKS Luchasaurus, ROCKS Christian and ROCKS Nick, but Nick kicks low. Nick reels Dax in to suplex! Cover, TWO! Nick clamps on a chinlock to grind Dax down. Dax endures, the fans rally up, and Dax fights up. Dax reaches out, arm-drags free, but Nick swings, only for Dax to get him with a BIG back suplex! Both men are down again and the standing count is back!

Nick flounders, hot tag to Christian! He TOSSES Dax out! Christian taunts Cash, Luchasaurus rushes Dax, but Dax sends him into steel steps! Luchasaurus tumbles away, Dax slides in! Christian kicks, chicken wings, but no Killswitch! Christian comes back, and HEADS COLLIDE! Both men fall and the fans fire up again! Dax and Christian crawl, hot tag to Nick! Nick rushes in to intercept, but Dax back drops him away! Hot tag to Garcia! The fans are thunderous as Garcia rallies on Nick! BOOT! CHOP! CHOP! SAIDO!! The fans fire up, Garcia runs corner to corner, big lariat! Then Garcia climbs up, but Christian is back!

Garcia fires off on Christian! Nick runs up, Garcia fires off on him! Cash RAMS Christian into a corner! He and Garcia go up to rain down fists! They go all the way to TEN! Then they send Nick and Christian at each other, but the Patriarchy reverses! Garcia & Cash dosido a bit sloppily, but then they both LARIAT The Patriarchy! The fans fire up, Cash helps Garcia up to whip, so that Garcia can whip Cash! Cash uses that to DIVE out onto Luchasaurus! The fans are thunderous again as down goes the dinosaur! BRAINBUSTER for Nick!! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and Garcia snarls. The fans rally as Garcia rises and stalks Nick.

“This is Awesome!” as Garcia gets Nick’s legs! He steps through but Nick CLAWS Garcia’s face! Nick KNEES Garcia into the POST! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect and Nick is frustrated! Shayna coaches her son on and Nick rises. The fans rally for Garcia but Nick mocks the dance again. Fans boo, Nick talks smack while standing over Garcia. Nick slaps Garcia around, but then Garcia snatches him to a cradle! TWO!! Nick gets around, chicken wings, and he turns Garcia! Garcia uses that to back suplex! Nick lands on his feet but Garcia kicks low to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!!

Garcia grits his teeth and the fans rally as hard as they can! Garcia hurries to a corner, climbs up, but Christian rushes over! Christian trips Garcia up, but Dax CHOPS Christian! Dax and Christian brawl on the apron, Dax gets the edge but the ref reprimands. Garcia climbs up, Nick stands, but Christian still SHOVES Garcia into WAYNE’S WORLD!! Dax rushes Christian again, but ends up in a REVERSE DDT to the floor! Nick covers Garcia, TWO!?!? Nick can’t believe it but Garcia survives his best shot! Nick hauls Garcia up, but Garcia knees the suplex. Nick tries again but Cash is there to make the save!

Nick swings, misses, and Cash catches Nick for a SPINNING POWERSLAM! Luchasaurus gets Cash for a CHOKE SLAM! Luchasaurus runs at Garcia in the corner, Garcia dodges and Luchasaurus only gets buckles! Garcia POSTS Luchasaurus! Christian aims, he runs in, SPEAR!!! Dax TACKLES Christian, and has the legs! SHARPSHOOTER!! Nick runs up the corner, WAYNE’S WORLD!!! Nick then aims at Garcia and looks to go Rated R! Garcia flounders up, Nick runs in, but the spear is sent into buckles! Nick still ELBOWS Garcia, goes up, but Garcia avoids the cutter to jackknife bridge! FTGARCIA WINS!!!

Winners: FTR & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Christian is shocked! And Garcia stares him down, to DO HIS DANCE! The Patriarchy falls, will #DGFTR head towards gold one way or another?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, with some story build happening again after some struggles. I do like that they gave us two weeks in a row of Bryan Danielson interrupting Eddie Kingston’s moment to hype up their coming title match. Great match from Eddie VS Bryan Keith, though I figured Eddie would win. But also great to hear that AEW has officially signed Bryan Keith after months now of using him both on AEW and ROH programming. And Bryan Danielson VS Hechicero was awesome stuff, great technical wrestling, especially Hechicero’s creative take on “llave” technical lucha. Bryan of course wins there, and with that and Moxley’s promo, it makes sense to have a trios match for Phoenix now.

Great promo from Swerve, especially with the namedrops he gave. And I like that he made it clear that Swerve VS Hangman part 3 will be a fair 1v1 fight. As I said for Dynamite, there’s a possibility they make this a draw of some kind so that they both get their shot at Samoa Joe at Revolution. Using a Triple Threat for an “opportunistic” finish can help keep all three men strong while still having a winner, such as Joe retaining or Swerve finally winning the world title. Really good promo from Toni Storm and her group to call out Deonna, motivate the match with Red Velvet, and have Storm again be dismissive of Mariah.

Velvet had a good match and good win over Vert, but I really liked that she took it upon herself to name-drop the ROH Women’s TV title since ROH gets mostly forgotten by AEW. Really good match of Deeb VS Aminata, with Deeb of course winning but Aminata looking her best yet. If it isn’t Billie Starkz winning the ROH Women’s TV title, then why not give it to Aminata? She has proven herself match after match to be a great talent, she’s gotta get something. And a decent handicap squash match where Hook beats both Outrunners. Hook should be a bit more careful doing back drops when he isn’t all that big yet. But of course he wins, he now has momentum going into his match with Brian Cage.

Great promo from Mark Briscoe to tie him deeper into this House of Black story. I said last week that there could be an 8 Man Tag brewing, where the House gets a fourth man so Briscoe can joins FTR & Garcia. And if commentary in the main event was any indication, it could be Menard turning to the dark side. He was only moderately happy that Garcia won in the end there, but that could also just be Menard not wanting Garcia to leave the former Jericho Appreciation Society behind completely. The main event was great stuff, especially for it being the first match Christian, Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne have had in over a month. And I do like that they’re also setting Garcia up for a potential singles title shot against Christian while Edge still “earns” his way back up.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (2/24/24)

The Collision Cowboys ride again!

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The Bang Bang Scissor Gang wants to run AEW, but they need to prove they can work together, no matter what! Will Jay White, Colten & Billy make a winning combination?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Hobbs wins.
  • FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions; FTR wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe; Rosa wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson; White, Colten & Billy win.
  • Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black; Malakai wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost; Deeb wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama; Bryan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Sammy Guevara VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

Just last night on Rampage, The Spanish God called out the Don Callis Family, and then got jumped by the Don Callis Family! Callis and the rest of the family has been banned from ringside, as has Chris Jericho, this must be settled between Sammy and Hobbs! Will there be anything left of Sammy to return home to his wife and daughter? Or will The Book of Hobbs call for no mercy and no remains?

The moment Hobbs hops off the corner, Sammy JUMP KNEES! The bell rings, Sammy runs up to JUMP KNEE again! Hobbs staggers around, but he catches Sammy to TOSS him to a corner! Hobbs runs in, Sammy dodges and RAMS in! Sammy ENZIGIRS, Hobbs staggers, and Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs staggers back to his feet. Sammy runs up to clothesline Hobbs and himself out of the ring! Sammy shouts, “I’m a freakin’ Collider now!” Sammy gets the steel steps in place and the fans fire up. Sammy comes back to whip Hobbs but Hobbs reverses! Sammy leaps the steps!

Hobbs runs up, but Sammy sends him into railing! Sammy repositions the steps, gets space and runs in, to use the steps to LEAP! But Hobbs catches Sammy, and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the steps!! Sammy writhes and flounders away but Hobbs tells the ref to get outta the way. The fans boo, Hobbs soaks it up, and Hobbs drags Sammy up. Hobbs says Sammy wanted this, and he brings Sammy around to DECK him with a haymaker! The fans duel, Hobbs scoops Sammy, APRON POWERSLAM! And again! And again! Hobbs then SLINGS Sammy into railing! The fans fire up as Hobbs says one more time!

Hobbs hauls Sammy back up, for a fake out. Hobbs doesn’t do what the fans want him to do, he does what he wants. Hobbs moves the other set of steps around, brings Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into railing! Hobbs asks Kevin Kelley what he’s going on about but Kevin isn’t sure Hobbs means. Hobbs tells Kevin to stand up so Kevin does, and then Hobbs demands Kevin hand over his belt. His belt? Hobbs tells him again, give over the belt. Kevin gives in and hands said belt over. Hobbs then takes the belt and uses it to LASH Sammy on the back! Fans are torn but Hobbs LASHES Sammy again!

Sammy writhes, Nigel tells Kevin this is his fault. Hobbs winds up, Sammy dodges the belt to SUPERKICK! And SUPERKICK again! Sammy grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Hobbs with it! And then HEADSHOT! Hobbs flounders against railing but the fans fire up as Sammy stalks him. Sammy tosses Hobbs the chair to KICK it into him! Then Sammy cravats, uses the steps, but Hobbs turns the cutter into a TOSS over the railing! Sammy’s leg clips the top, but Hobbs hauls him back up and over! But Sammy slips free, and CUTTERS to the steps!! Sammy gets the belt now and he LASHES Hobbs in return!

Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans fire up as Sammy sets the table up nearby. Sammy has security move aside, so he can slide that chair off the table and into Hobbs! Sammy then adds another table! If one is good, more must be better! The fans fire up with Sammy as he has those side by side. Hobbs goes to the apron but Sammy climbs up. Sammy aims and leaps, but Hobbs catches him again!! And he SPINEBUSTERS Sammy through the tables!!! All of Springfield, Missouri lose their minds while the ref checks on both men, and Collision goes picture in picture!

Hobbs snarls as he slowly rises up out of the wreckage. Sammy stirs but Hobbs clears out the debris to bring him up. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Sammy and Sammy staggers away. Sammy gets in the ring but Hobbs pursues. Hobbs climbs the corner?! Hobbs then FLYING LARIATS! The Powerhouse proves he can fly, then he covers, TWO!! Sammy survives but Hobbs grinds him into the mat! Hobbs talks trash on Sammy while he fishhooks the nose and pulls on the ear! Hobbs then drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner hard, and Sammy drops to his knees. Hobbs looms over Sammy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up.

Hobbs talks more trash, stands Sammy back up, and Hobbs whips Sammy hard into another corner! Collision returns to single picture as Sammy crawls around. Hobbs looms over Sammy again, slaps him around, and then whips him into another corner! Hobbs runs up, Sammy dodges and Hobbs hits buckles! Sammy uses the corner to help in the torture rack! Fans fire up as Sammy carries Hobbs, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, TWO?!? Hobbs survives and Sammy is shocked! The fans rally as Sammy hurries to find himself something more. Sammy takes a monitor from the timekeeper!

Sammy brings the equipment into the ring, MONITOR SHOT!! But that’s not enough so Sammy looks around outside. He finds another table! The fans are thunderous as table number three is put in the ring. Sammy hurries after Hobbs but Hobbs LARIATS Sammy inside-out! Hobbs storms around, grabs the table for his own and sets that up near a corner. Hobbs goes back for Sammy as the fans rally up, and Hobbs hauls Sammy up. Sammy JAWBREAKERS back! Hobbs wobbles, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Hobbs still wobbles, so Sammy springboards and FLYING- NO, Hobbs catches him again! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!!

Sammy survives and now Hobbs is furious! Hobbs runs to BOOT Sammy down! Hobbs goes out while Sammy flops off the apron. Hobbs looks around under the ring, and he brings out a fourth table! The fans fire up as Hobbs brings this one to the ramp side. Hobbs sets that up, stomps Sammy to keep him down, then he goes to fetch a fifth table! The fans are thunderous, this might be the most tables in a non-table match! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops him, and aims, but Sammy slips free to POST Hobbs first! Sammy fires up again while Hobbs staggers around. Sammy chugs a fan’s beer, then SMASHES Hobbs with the bottle!

The fans fire up as Hobbs ends up on the tables! The fans give Sammy another beer, to SMASH it on Hobbs again! Sammy then goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans are loving it, because now we’ve entered TLC territory! Sammy gets that ladder in the ring while the fans lose their minds! Sammy moves table number three outta the way so he can stand his ladder up. And it’s a big ladder! Fans chant “Please Don’t Die!” because this is extra crazy even for Sammy! Sammy climbs to the second highest rung, takes aim, and shoutout to Jeff Hardy! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the tables!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again as the ref checks Sammy. Sammy gets Hobbs up and into the ring and the fans fire up again. “This is Awesome!” as Sammy takes table number three and sets it back up! Hobbs flounders, Sammy pushes him onto that table and punches him down. Sammy then goes to the corner, which is comparatively short, but Hobbs shoves the ref into Sammy!! Sammy is stuck on the top rope and Hobbs snarls as he storms up after him! Hobbs brings Sammy up for the scoop! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!! Cover, Hobbs wins!!

Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall

All that damage done to Hobbs and he still took the win! Is there no stopping the Don Callis Family with the Powerhouse behind it?

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley is with Claudio Castagnoli as he shares a story. “When Claudio first comes to America, he shows up at the gym to train with William Regal and Dave Taylor. When Dave pulls up, Claudio’s sitting on the front step, there’s no cars around. Dave says, ‘How’d you get here?’ Claudio says, ‘I walked.’ Dave says, ‘From the airport? 20+ miles?’ Claudio says, ‘Yeah.'” That was day one. You think 20 minutes is a lot to Claudio? It’s nothing, he’s a freak. Moxley is a freak in a different way, needing to get hit in the face a couple times just to wake up. And while Moxley’s not a sprinter, he can run all day and all night.

You will never win a war of attrition with the BCC. When it’s a game of who can endure, you have no chance. But the BCC don’t get paid by the hour and they don’t wanna wrestle like they do. So time limit draws for them are unsatisfactory. So congrats, FTR, you pissed them off! Good job. But if you wanna challenge them for Revolution, you wanna pay homage to tag team wrestling in one of the wrestling Meccas, Greensboro, North Carolina, they accept. The four of them will show the world that all that history is just that. This is 2024, this is AEW, the BCC are the elite of the elite, and this sport evolves.

Claudio, what’s Moxley thinking of right now? Well, tag team wrestling, Midnight Express, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Arn ‘n’ Tully, Crockett Promotions, its entire history. And about FTR, how they look to the past, how they wanna bring back the past. The BCC looks to the future. The BCC creates the style and the wrestling that they wanna see today. So FTR, if you wanna live in the past, fine. But if you wanna step into the future, that path is through them! And all you have to do is just be better than Moxley & Claudio.

Moxley also keeps thinking, that can’t be all that FTR had. Because it feels like they unloaded all their heavy artillery, every magazine, while the BCC barely pulled the trigger. If FTR want to be big names in Greensboro, then they’ll have to swim in deep, deep waters. Claudio tells FTR to bring the whole bag of tricks, because they’ll need it. The match is set, but just how far will both teams go to settle the score?

 

FTR VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are ready for another fight with the BCC, but for right now, they’ve got the STP! Will the #TopGuys still be FTR? Or will Lee Moriarty & Shane Taylor himself prove they’re in that conversation now?

The teams sort out and Dax starts against #TAIGASTYLE. Lee and Dax tie up, Lee waistlocks and headlocks, then wrenches to hammerlock. Lee shoves Dax then claps at him, but Dax keeps it cool. Dax tags Cash, Cash runs up but Lee avoids him. The two feel things out, tie up and go around, then break the deadlock. They reset, tie up again, and Lee wrenches to spin Cash and wrangle him. Lee steps over, has La Magistrol, TWO! Lee pushes Cash around and then dances at him. Cash storms up but Lee backs off. Lee smirks at Cash then resets with him. They tie up, Lee headlocks, but Cash powers out.

Cash drops, drops, and hurdles to then ELBOW Lee down! Then arm-drag! Cash has the armlock and he slaps Lee around. Cash tags Dax, whips Lee, drop toehold and elbow drop! Fans rally up and Dax brings Lee up. Dax wrenches but Lee powers him to the corner! Tag to Shane but Dax gets away. Shane and Dax circle, talk some trash, and tie up. Dax headlocks, Shane powers up and out, but Dax RAMS him! Shane says not today! Dax runs again, RAMS again, but Shane stays up. Dax RAMS Shane again, and again, but Shane scoops! Dax slips free, waistlocks, but Shane bucks the O’Conner. Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges, but stays back to avoid hands.

The fans fire up as Dax and Shane reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Shane powers up and out, Dax SHOTGUNS him! Shane comes back but Dax avoids the senton! Dax wrenches, but Shane LARIATS! Shane drags Dax up, tags Lee, and STP mugs Dax. Lee throws knees, snapmares Dax and basement dropkicks! Lee drags Dax up, ROCKS hi, but Dax puts him in a corner to CHOP! And CHOP! Dax brings Lee around, wrenches, but Lee ROCKS Dax! And CHOPS him! Dax CHOPS again! And again! Lee swings, Dax ducks and picks Lee up, but Shane tags in before the atomic drop! Lee hobbles away, Dax ROCKS Shane!

Dax runs up to whip Lee but Lee reverses. Dax rebounds off buckles to CLOBBER Lee, but Shane CLOBBERS Dax! Cover, TWO! Dax survives, Shane talks trash on Cash, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Dax up, puts him in a corner, then winds up to CHOP! Dax sputters and Shane talks more trash. Shane stands Dax up, winds up, and CHOPS again! Shane keeps Dax in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Dax falls back! Shane talks more trash to Cash but the ref keeps Cash back. Shane tags Lee, STP mugs Dax and Lee puts Dax in a corner. Lee fires forearms, then climbs up to rain down fists! Lee gloats but Dax CHOPS from below! Lee stomps but Dax CHOPS! They clinch, go around, and end up on ropes. Shane tags in, he throws hands on Dax! Shane scoops and SLAMS Dax, then stares Cash down while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Shane has Dax in a bearhug! Dax endures the squeeze but the fans rally up. The ref checks Dax, the hand drops once. The hand drops twice! But then Dax comes back to life! And he BITES Shane’s forehead! The ref reprimands but Shane lets Dax go. Dax back suplexes, but falls over under Shane! Shane covers, TWO! Tag to Lee, and STP gets Dax up. Lee whips Dax but Dax turns the back drop into a cradle! TWO, and Dax CHOPS! Dax puts on a SLEEPER, but Lee RAMS him iont a corner! Tag to Shane, Dax fires hands on STP! Dax swings, Lee gets around to IRON OCTOPUS!

Shane runs up to KNEE Dax! Dax staggers to a corner, Shane clotheslines, then URENAGES! Shane goes up the corner, Cash shouts to Dax, but Shane leaps! Shane FLOPS as Dax moves! Dax and Shane crawl, hot tag to Lee! Lee drags Dax back but Dax hops up and up and hot tags Cash! Cash rallies on Lee, JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER! HAYMAKER for Shane! CHOP for Lee! Cash UPPERCUTS Lee, CHOPS him, then brings Lee out to LARIAT! Shane storms up but Cash spins him and UPPERCUTS! Cash runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS Shane down! Fans fire up but Lee is back! Cash gets around, SLEEPER, into UPPERCUT!

Lee rebounds, into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and bails out while the fans fire up. Cash drags Lee up from the apron, suplexes, but Shane trips Cash! Lee lands on Cash, TWO! Lee waistlocks, Cash switches, but Lee switches! Cash bucks the O’Conner but Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DECK Cash! Lee rolls Cash up, TWO!!! Cash survives but Lee brings him up. Lee whips Cash at the corner but Cash BLASTS Shane! Cash goes up and over Lee, then does it again! Tag to Dax, sunset flip leads to the pop-up, BULLDOG BOMB! Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

BCC said FTR live in the past, but they used an old school finisher to win! Cash gets the mic now as the fans chant for FTR, and Cash says, “So a few weeks ago, Jon Moxley said, ‘Step up, and get stepped on.'” The fans boo that, but Cash tells Moxley, FTR is like a couple roaches. It’ll take much more than getting stepped to kill them! The fans cheer that! So that said, if BCC has anything more to say, they know where FTR’s gonna be. Dax tells Moxley & Claudio that he heard everything they had to say. They talked about differing styles and different eras, how FTR are throwbacks and the past is what they care about.

“That’s not what this is about. Moxley, you’ve been here since almost the beginning. For almost five years, you’ve been the king of AEW. This is your castle! This is your house, Mox! And I see you, Mox. And I see Claudio, and I see Bryan. I see you walk around the back, and people cower and they fear and they drop their eyes because they’re afraid of you. I think the reason you’re pissed off is you found a couple guys who ain’t scared of you.” The fans cheer that, too! FTR ain’t scared. But if Moxley is the king and this is his castle, it’s been said that to be a king, you gotta kill a king. So Revolution, FTR comes for the king’s head. #TopGuysOut!

The fans fire up as Dax & Cash are ready to be more elite than the elite of the elite! Will either team be left standing after the Revolution?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Ladybird Monroe!

La Mera Mera is ranked #2 in the Women’s Division, and we know the AEW Women’s World Championship is spoken for in terms of a challenger. Will Rosa then look to solidify her spot in the TBS Championship chase?

The bell rings and Rosa circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Rosa waistlocks to SLAM Monroe down. Rosa then facelocks, waistlocks, but Monroe switches. Rosa pries the hold to switch, hammerlock, and then chicken wing! Rosa wants the crossface, too, but Monroe wrenches out to hammerlock back. Monroe pulls hair, talks trash and CLUBS Rosa. Rosa gets mad now. Monroe whips, Rosa reverses and CHOPS! Monroe goes to a corner, and Rosa CHOPS her again! Rosa fires off forearms then bumps Monroe off buckles! Rosa says this is how you climb the ladder! Rosa CHOPS Monroe again!

Rosa winds up but Monroe ducks this chop to stomp Rosa in return. Monroe pie faces and CHOPS Rosa, then CHOPS! Monroe winds up, UPPERCUTS, then snapmares! Monroe cartwheels but Rosa avoids the boot! Rosa rolls Monroe then basement KNEES Monroe down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs side to side, DROPKICK against ropes! Monroe sputters but Rosa drags her up. Fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Rosa roars, wants Monroe back up, and Monroe slowly rises. The fans rally as Rosa reels her in. Rosa puts on out, package and TIJUANA BOMB! Cover, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

“You see this? I’m climbing the ladder, because as we know, Thunder Rosa knows how to work hard.” Rosa vows this is her time, will her comeback be unstoppable?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest, The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke, bringing up the “choice words” from Skye Blue & Julia Hart last night on Rampage. What is their reaction? Stokely wants to start by saying he doesn’t appreciate that hostility. What happened last week, he apologized for. Did he put it on social media at like 3AM and then delete it five minutes later? Absolutely! But the past is the past. Stat said it best, they worry about the future, and that includes those two- Willow says think before you speak, Stokely. “Ho…ly cow, you got something to say.”

And Kris points out Skye is always looking for a fight, so maybe, since they’re 1-1, they go 1v1 next week and Kris beats dat ass. This eclectic trio is ready to fight it out, but will they be able to tear down The House of Black?

 

Six Man Tag: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn VS The Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson!

As the Bang Bang Scissor Gang looks to dominate all of AEW & ROH, they are trying a team remix! Max Caster has a rap for the occasion! “Acclaimed & The Bang Bang, we the real savages. ‘Bout to bring the fight like me against management! These guys’re so mad, they prolly see red!” Oh no, Caster loses the flow! This is a travesty! Bowens takes over to say, “SPRIIINGFIELD, MIZZOU-REEE~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~! Will Billy, his son Colten, and the Switchblade make a killer trio? Or will they all end up sipping the Savage Sauce?

The trios sort out and White wants to start, but so does Billy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” so White says okay, Billy can start. Billy stares down Beefcake Boulder and the two circle. They tie up, Billy headlocks but Boulder powers up and out! Billy RAMS Boulder, neither falls, and Boulder shows off #TiddyCity! Billy says okay, “SUCK IT!” and eye poke! Billy then runs Boulder over! The fans fire up, Billy runs and drops an elbow, but Boulder moves! Boulder then runs Billy over! Boulder swivels hips, tags Bulk Bronson, and they get Billy up. It’s time to visit the city! But Billy turns it around and shoves Bronson into Boulder!

Billy brings Bronson over, tags Colten, and they whip, body shot, BOOT and DROPKICK! The father-son combo has the fans fired up, and Colten brings Bronson up. Colten whips Bronson to a corner as White argues with Jacked Jameson. Colten goes to a corner, finger guns with his dad, but Jameson now argues with Billy. The ref is busy breaking those two up as Colten runs in, Boulder pulls Bronson to safety! Colten tumbles up and out and to the floor! Austin and Bowens check on Colten but Bronson SMACKS Colten off the apron! Bronson puts Colten in, covers, ONE!! Bronson drags Colten up and FLAPJACKS him off buckles!

Bronson goes up the ropes to HIP DROP Colten! Tag to Jameson, he HIP DROPS Colten! Boulder tags in, he stomps around and the fans fire up. Boulder brings Colten up, to suplex high and hard! Boulder then says bang bang to mock BBSG. Boulder shakes those hips, tags Jameson, and they double whip Colten, only for Colten to BLAST Bronson! Colten DUMPS Boulder, ELBOWS Jameson, hot tag to White! White may have sniped that one, but he CHOPS Jameson down! And he gets Bronson by his hair, and CHOPS! White CHOPS Jameson, fires off JABS then CHOPS! JAB, CHOP, repeat! CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

Bronson runs in but White sends him into Jameson! White then CHOPS Bronson! White whips Bronson but Bronson reverses. Bronson runs up but White dumps him out hard! Jameson runs up but into an URENAGE Cover, Boulder runs in, but White moves! The SPLASH hits Jameson! Boulder freaks out, and White kicks low! Billy gets in, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up as that sends Boulder tumbling! White CHOPS Bronson, Colten CLOBBERS him out of the ring! White shrugs and gets Jameson for the BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: Jay White, Colten Gunn & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

It was a rocky start but a smooth finish as the hybrid trio works out! Will this super group be untouchable all the way to the top of the mountain?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

Lexi Nair is with the American Dragon ahead of his main event match tonight against Jun Akiyama. Some consider this a dream match. Bryan says yes, but what Lexi didn’t say and should’ve said is that this the legendary Jun Akiyama. This is a man Bryan respects as one of the greatest wrestlers in history! Someone who is Eddie Kingston’s hero! And Eddie will be on commentary tonight, watching Bryan wrestle one of the greatest wrestlers, and beat him. Bryan vows to defeat the man that is Eddie’s hero. Bryan wants to make it clear, he respects Jun Akiyama and every single thing he has done. But do you know who Bryan does NOT respect? Eddie Kingston.

Bryan says Eddie just made this thing, that their match at Revolution is about a handshake. That if Eddie wins, Bryan has to shake Eddie’s hand and show him respect, and he thinks that’ll kill Bryan inside. And maybe it will. Because Bryan does NOT respect Eddie, and do you know why? Because if Eddie was asked to do a promo, do you know how he’d do it? Lexi’s interviewed him, right? And what would he say? “Oh, the boom! Oh the lights! Oh, you’ve got shoes on! Oh!” Then he’d say this, that and whatever, storm off and that’s it. He is NOT a professional, has NEVER been a professional!

Bryan has known Eddie for 20 YEARS, and Eddie is someone who had more potential than anybody Bryan has ever met, and he WASTED it! WASTED it until just this last year! But not only does Bryan not respect Eddie, Eddie’s waste of potential just pisses Bryan off. That is why Bryan will win against Eddie at Revolution for the Continental Triple Crown. The American Dragon wants to destroy the Mad King, but will he start with the Japanese legend?

 

Bryan Keith VS Malakai Black!

The Bounty Hunter wants gold, but he’ll have to step into the shadows first. The House of Black has been nothing but brutal and sadistic, will Malakai add Keith to the body count?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Keith stares Malakai down, and both men hear the fans cheering. Malakai and Keith circle, tie up, and Keith wrenches and wristlocks. Malakai moves around, spins through and wrenches to snapmare. Malakai headlocks but Keith slips out to wrench and wristlock again. Malakai snapmares and chinlocks but Keith wrenches out again. Malakai breaks free, tripos Keith but Keith kicks him away. Malakai storms back up but Keith trips him to cover, ONE! The two stand off and the fans rally up. Malakai and Keith reset and circle again. They tie up, Malakai ROCKS Keith, then ROCKS him again!

Malakai whips, Keith reverses but things speed up. Keith BOOTS Malakai down! Fans fire up with Keith and he storms up on Malakai. Keith ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat! Malakai KNEES Keith away, but Keith KICKS in return! And KICKS! Malakai KICKS back! Keith steps over, snap suplexes, and he then drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Malakai snarls but the fans rally with Keith. Keith brings Malakai around, reels him in, underhooks, but Malakai slips free of the lift! Keith fireman’s carries but Malakai slips free to KICK! Malakai blocks a kick to ELBOW Keith down! Keith goes to the apron and Malakai drags him up.

Keith GAMANGIRIS back, but Malakai BOOTS Keith down! Keith hits railing on the way down and Malakai snarls as Collision goes picture in picture.

Keith sits up, clutches the back of his head, and Malakai goes out after him. Malakai drags Keith up, KICKS him against railing, then BOOTS him! Keith staggers away, Malakai runs up and BOOTS him again! Malakai has Keith against railing, KICKS him again, and Keith drops to his knees. Malakai stands Keith up to put him in the ring. Malakai runs up but Keith KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Malakai is in a corner but Keith whips him corner to corner. Keith runs up, blocks a boot, but Malakai KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Malakai keeps his eyes on Keith, then pushes him down for a knee drop!

Malakai paces while Keith checks his face. Malakai drags Keith up, but Keith CHOPS! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Keith down! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this but Malakai stays on him with a scoop and SLAM! Malakai drops another knee, then covers, TWO! Malakai keeps cool and he clamps onto Keith with a chinlock. Keith sputters as he endures, and he fights up to his feet. Keith throws body shots, then knees, but Malakai knees in return! And UPPERCUTS! Keith ROCKS Malakai with a forearm but Malakai gives it back! They go shot for shot, Collision returns to single picture, and Malakai snapmares to KICK Keith!

Malakai stands Keith back up but Keith drags him into a cradle, TWO! Keith ROCKS Malakai, Malakai hits back, then Malakai blocks a boot. Keith dodges, Malakai dodges, but Keith DECKS Malakai! And LARIATS! The fans rally as Keith LARIATS again! Keith scoops for the EXPLODER! Malakai slowly rises and the fans fire up! Keith fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up for Keith as he aims at Malakai. Keith drags Malakai up, underhooks, but Malakai fights and the leg gives up! Malakai shoves Keith to a corner, but Keith pops Malakai up. The knee still holds Keith back so Malakai CLUBS Keith on the back.

Malakai waistlocks but Keith elbows free, and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts but the fans rally up. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but they stir at 6. Keith and Malakai both sit up like a Deadman! Then they stand and fire forearms again! Keith KICKS, Malakai forearms, they fire more shots, then Malakai KICKS! Keith ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai trips Keith! Keith blocks the knee to fire boxing elbows! ROLLING- NO, Malakai knees low and sweeps the legs! Malakai runs up to BOOT Keith to a corner! Malakai runs in, is put on the apron, but he ROCKS Keith first!

Malakai goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Malakai wobbles up top and fans fire up! Keith climbs, brings Malakai into a clinch, but Malakai throws down elbows! Malakai HEADBUTTS Keith down, adjusts, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Keith sputters, Malakai BOOTS and JUMP KNEES! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Keith escapes and Malakai is stunned! The fans fire up but Malakai brings Keith up. The fans rally, Malakai takes aim, BLACK- NO, Keith ducks! KNEE! And then underhooks! TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives and the fans are thunderous!

Keith goes to a corner, gets his bad leg moving, and he aims at Malakai. “This is Awesome!” as Kevin runs into THE END!! Cover, Malakai wins!

Winner: Malakai Black, by pinfall

The Dark Father returned to singles action, and he was victorious! But then the lights go out? Why? Malakai’s already here! But then the lights come on and Mark Briscoe is here with a kendo stick! Malakai wants Mark to show mercy, but here come Buddy & Brody! Mark dodges Buddy to SMACK Brody! And then a SMACK for Buddy! Mark ducks the heel kick to UPPERCUT! Mark gets the kendo stick back, takes aim again, but then thinks of something else. He has a STEEL SPIKE! The same kind Julia Hart stabbed Mark with just a couple weeks ago! Mark aims at Malakai, but Malakai dodges! The spike stabs the buckle pad!

BLACK MASS, and then DANTE’S INFERNO!! The House of Black took Mark’s revenge and turned it around on him. Will Mark learn that no matter what, The House Always Wins?

 

Serena Deeb VS Lady Frost!

The Professor of Professional Wrestling is looking for her path to a championship, and you do that by winning. Deeb had studied up for Kiera Hogan, but cards are subject to change. Will Deeb still pass the pop quiz? Or will she be iced out of the title chase already?

The bell rings and the two circle. Deeb and Frost tie up, and Deeb wrenches to a wristlock. Frost trips Deeb, knuckle lock covers, ONE as Deeb gets a shoulder up. Frost pushes the arm down, ONE as Deeb gets the other arm up. Frost tries again, ONE as Deeb bridges! They stand, go around, and Deeb straitjackets Frost. Frost powers out to straitjacket Deeb in return. Deeb wriggles and wiggles through the straitjacket to put it back on Frost. Deeb brings Frost to her knees, then digs her knees into Frost! Frost endures as she’s bent back, so Deeb tosses her away! The fans cheer and Deeb flexes.

Deeb and Frost tie up, Frost headlocks, but Deeb wrenches out to arm-drag Frost away. Frost goes to a corner, Deeb runs up but Frost BOOTS her! Frost cartwheels over then basement dropkicks Deeb down! Frost whips, Deeb reverses but Frost goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans fire up but Deeb runs Frost over! Deeb says this is HER ring. Things speed up, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags into a takedown, spinning toehold into a TRAILER HITCH! Frost endures, Deeb pulls on the foot, but Frost has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go quick and fans cheer her own as Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb waits on Frost while she’s on the apron. Frost shakes out the legs, steps back in, and then Deeb runs up! Frost puts Deeb in a corner, CHOPS her, but Deeb CHOPS back! Deeb CHOPS but Frost pushes Frost to CHOP again! Frost stomps a mudhole into Deeb, then brings her around for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Deeb flounders to ropes but Frost hobbles over. Deeb kicks low, UPPERCUTS and Frost staggers back. Deeb UPPERCUTS again, swings but Frost dodges the chop to stomp and UPPERCUT! Frost snapmares Deeb and clamps on a headlock. Deeb endures and fights around. Frost facelocks, Deeb still fights up, but Frost throws Deeb down! Cover, TWO!

Deeb goes to ropes but Frost storms over. Frost bumps Deeb off buckles, goes corner to corner and RAMS into Deeb! Then she handsprings and RAMS in again! Frost lets off to then bring Deeb up and CHOP! Deeb sputters while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Frost has Deeb in another clinch. Deeb powers up and out, drops down then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Frost writhes and Deeb pounds the mat. The fans rally, Deeb winds up and CLOBBERS Frost! And CLOBBERS her! Deeb JABS, JABS and JABS! Deeb winds up, the fans fire up, but Frost kicks low! Frost whips Deeb, Deeb ducks ‘n’ dodges and dodges again, to LARIAT! The fans fire up with Deeb and she shakes the ropes! Deeb drags Frost up, whips her to a corner but Frost reverses. Frost runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb brings her in to KICK! Deeb then goes out, catches Frost in the ropes, and HOTSHOT NECKBREAKERS!

Deeb stalks Frost as she staggers away, and then reels her in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Deeb looms over her. Deeb drags Frost up, reels her in, and tucks the arms, DEEB- NO, Frost fights off the Deebtox and back drops free! Deeb goes to a corner, Frost runs up to GAMANGIRI! Deeb staggers, Frost runs up, cartwheel and spin, CHILLA DRILLA! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Frost is furious! Frost aims, spins, but Deeb ducks the roundhouse to ripcord and ELBOW! Then wrench, hammerlock, and PEPSI TWIST! The fans fire up and Deeb gets the leg! HALF CRAB! Frost endures, but taps! Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

The Professor didn’t even need the full Serenity Lock, she’s just that good. Deeb gets the mic and says, “The Women’s Division in AEW is heating up, baby!” Fans cheer that! “Now, I put the locker room on notice when I came back, but I’ll remind you again. Any woman that wants to step up in this ring, any woman that wants to join this Women’s Division, the Professor will be here waiting in Deeb’s Dojo, waiting for the best, because I’m here to elevate this Women’s Division!” The fans cheer that, too! Deeb says, “When The Professor wrestles, the lights don’t turn out. When The Professor wrestles, the picture doesn’t go black ‘n’ white.

“But when The Professor is in the ring, I wrestle! And Serena Deeb is back to claim the division, and I’m here to put the wrestling back in All Elite Wrestling!” The fans fire up for that one! Deeb has called out the champions, will she get to take a title away from one of those champions?

 

Eddie Kingston makes his way to the ring!

Springfield cheers on The Mad King as he joins commentary, just as Bryan said he would. But he isn’t putting on the headset just yet, he must want to wait on the legend. Will Eddie’s hero slay the American Dragon? Or will Bryan beat Blue Thunder like he did Blue Justice?

Bryan Danielson VS Jun Akiyama!

The bell rings and Bryan stares Jun down as the fans rally up. They both hear the fans mixing “YES! YES! YES!” and “HAI! HAI! HAI!” The two circle, feel things out, and Jun backs Bryan down. Bryan gets around, they still look for control, and then knuckle lock. They keep going around, then clinch, then Bryan waistlocks. Jun wrenches but Bryan grabs a leg. Bryan waistlocks, the fans duel, and Jun spins to get the arm. Bryan puts Jun on ropes, the ref counts, and Bryan lets off slowly. Bryan pats Jun on the shoulders then backs away. Jun nods and resets with Bryan. They tie up, Jun headlocks, and he grinds the hold.

Bryan powers up and out but Jun runs him over! Things keep going, Jun runs Bryan over! Bryan trips Jun, turns him over, and hooks up the legs. The fans rally as Bryan grabs at the arms. Jun resists but Bryan pulls the arms back. Jun fights that off, so Bryan STOMPS the knees! Bryan drags Jun, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Bryan drops a knee on the knee and he pulls on the leg! Jun endures, keeps his shoulders up, and the fans rally up. Bryan pulls the leg, Jun reaches out, but Bryan drags him from ropes. Bryan drops an elbow on the knee but Jun catches him for a chinlock! Bryan fights that off but ends up in an ARMBAR!

Bryan rolls, slips out the back and ties up the legs. The fans rally, Bryan has the deathlock and he SNAPS it! Jun endures, Bryan stands up to SNAP it again! Bryan then stands up again, bridges back, MUTA LOCK! Jun endures, claws at Bryan’s face, and the ref reprimands! Jun lets go but Bryan lets the leglock go. Jun hobbles over, stomps Bryan down, then throws hands. Bryan stands but Jun wrenches the arm. Jun twists the wrist and bends the fingers! Then ELBOW BREAKER! Bryan drops to his knees and the fans fire up! Jun stalks Bryan, pushes him and KNEES the arm again and again!

Jun hammerlocks the arm but Bryan fights up. They go around and around and Bryan SLINGS Jun to the floor! Jun stands, but Bryan DIVES into a forearm! Jun evens things up and goes to the apron as Collision goes picture in picture.

Jun stands Bryan up, to APRON EXPLODER! Both men tumble to the floor but Jun stands up first. Bryan sits up and Jun hears the ring count. Jun drags Bryan up, RAMS him into steel steps, then pushes him into the ring. Jun stalks Bryan to a corner, sits him up, and then runs corner to corner for a KNEE! Jun snapmares to a cover, TWO! Bryan is hanging in there but Jun clamps on with a chinlock. Bryan endures as Jun digs his knee into Bryan’s back. Bryan fights up, powers Jun to a corner, and the ref moves aside. Bryan is free, and he KCISK! And KICKS! And KICKS! Jun eggs Bryan on!

Bryan KICKS Jun again and again but Jun just takes it! Jun ROCKS Bryan, snapmares, and runs to SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Bryan is still in this but Jun drags him out to the apron! Jun then stomps away on Bryan, but lets off as the ref counts. Jun stomps Bryan again, then shrugs as the ref reprimands. Jun stomps Bryan again and Collision returns to single picture. Jun lines up a shot, and the fans fire up as Jun APRON KNEE DROPS! Bryan flops to the floor and the fans fire up again! The ref checks Bryan, he’s somehow okay to continue, so Jun drags him up. Jun brings Bryan in for a suplex but Bryan fights it! Bryan suplexes Jun to the floor!

Bryan refreshes the ring count, then aims from the apron, FLYING KNEE! Down goes Jun and fans fire up! Bryan drags Bryan up and puts him in. Bryan climbs, the fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Jun stands and Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Jun ends up in a corner, Bryan fires up again and the fans are with him. Bryan runs in to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps moving, and he DROPKICKS again! Bryan keeps going, but Jun LARIATS! The fans fire up, “This is Awesome!” as Jun storms back up to Bryan. Jun drags Bryan up but Bryan wrangles him down! LEBELL LOCK!! Jun endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Bryan lets go fast but in frustration. Bryan drags Jun around, and he goes to a corner! Bryan climbs up, but Jun stands! Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan! Jun fires more hands, climbs up, and fans fire up with Jun! But Bryan throws body shots! And a HEADBUTT! Jun hops back, Bryan goes up, MISSILE- KNEE!! Jun counters and then reels Bryan in, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Jun keeps his cool. Jun sits Bryan up for knee after knee, then runs, into a takedown! HALF CRAB! Jun endures but Bryan shifts his grip for an ANKLE LOCK! Jun endures again, reaches out, but Bryan reels him in! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Bryan huffs and puffs while the fans fire up! Jun sits up slowly and Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans chant but Jun blocks! Jun CLUBS the leg, then EXPLODERS! The OG Exploder hits and Jun covers, TWO! GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Bryan is stuck in body scissors, too! Bryan fights, pushes, tries to stack but Jun keeps his own shoulders up! The fans rally and Bryan throws body shots! Bryan shifts and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Jun lets go, and then runs up to KNEE Bryan! Bryan ROUNDHOUSES back! And then GERMAN SUPLEX! Jun is right back up! EXPLODER! SLIDING KNEE!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The fans count along with the standing count, and both men are down at 5 of 10. Bryan and Jun go to corners, the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Bryan and Jun stand at 8, and they run in, DOUBLE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Jun and Bryan rise, and Jun storms up to ROCK Bryan with a forearm! Bryan shakes his head, and he ROCKS Jun in return! Jun ROCKS Bryan again, so Bryan ROCKS Jun again! The fans rally as the forearms keep going back and forth! They go faster and faster, and June DECKS Bryan!

The fans fire up again as Jun waits on Bryan. Bryan sit sup, Jun brings him in, fisherman and- NO, Bryan fights and arm-drags free! Jun runs up but into a KNEE from Bryan! Jun falls over but Bryan shakes his head. Bryan goes to the corner, aims, “YES! YES! YES!” Jun rises up, Bryan runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

The American Dragon survives the Japanese legend, and Eddie says he gives Bryan his due. Eddie’s problem with Bryan was never about his talent, the problem is Bryan’s problem with Eddie. Bryan gives Jun his due by shaking his hand. But then Bryan flips Eddie off! So Jun SLAPS Bryan! Jun doesn’t like the disrespect shown and Bryan apologizes. Bryan offers another handshake, Jun takes it, but Bryan LOW BLOWS Jun! Eddie runs up to TACKLE Bryan! The fans fire up as Eddie punches away on Bryan! The ref reprimands but Eddie doesn’t care, he just keeps hitting Bryan! But then Claudio runs up to tackle Eddie!

The BCC beats Eddie down, but then here comes FTR! Cash & Dax brawl with Claudio & Bryan! The fans fire up as FTR runs the BCC off! BREAKING NEWS via Tony Schiavone! Wednesday Night Dynamite, Six Man Tag: FTR & Eddie VS Bryan, Claudio & Moxley! Will the Top Guys and Mad King finally beat some respect into the BCC?


My Thoughts:

A really good Collision here, lots of good story build for both Revolution and just in general. Great opening match with the No Disqualification match, but I’m surprised Hobbs won after all the stuff Sammy was doing. I mean, that’s good for Hobbs, he really should be winning things. Maybe it’s also to build Hobbs up so that when the Don Callis Family ends up fighting Ospreay & Fletcher, Ospreay & Fletcher are made even bigger deals when they beat Hobbs & Takeshita. Good win for Rosa and really good win for Deeb, both are going strong at perhaps just the right time. Deeb also had a really good promo, both should definitely be challenging for titles after Revolution going towards Double or Nothing.

Great trios match for Bang Bang Scissor Gang, and of course there was a moment of dysfunction where White gets the tag and not Billy. BBSG still wins, but I’m more surprised by Caster losing the flow on his rap. If that was legit, I feel bad for him, but maybe he wrote himself into a corner with “red” and the rhymes being bad (something something head, something something dead). I mean, he did just say he and management argue, maybe he held himself back because he didn’t want Tony Khan upset over blatantly naughty rhymes. And also, despite me wanting them to actually go for more gold, it feels like we’re just a moment away from BBSG breaking up and fighting for all the trios titles.

Great match from Bryan Keith and Malakai Black for the hell of it, and it gives Malakai a solid singles win. When Malakai hasn’t had one of those in awhile, that’s only because he hasn’t had a singles match in a long time. A little surprising Mark Briscoe didn’t get away with his ambush. He could’ve just bailed out when Buddy & Brody showed up but I guess that wouldn’t be in-character for Mark. Maybe Keith will be an ally for Mark against The House of Black since FTR is a bit busy right now. Speaking of which, great tag match of FTR VS STP and of course FTR wins. Good promo from BCC to set up the rematch at Revolution, I feel like they should make a point that the time limit isn’t 20 minutes but I can’t even remember if PPVs have time limits on matches.

And great tie-in of BCC with the main event tonight. Bryan VS Jun was a great match, Eddie was great on commentary because he knew Jun’s moveset and style so he was saying what was coming. Bryan won, of course, adding another Triple Crown Champion to the list since he’s coming after Eddie’s Triple Crown. I had a feeling Bryan was going to disrespect Jun, but it was only because Jun told him to respect Eddie. Great brawl to set up Eddie & FTR VS BCC for Dynamite, that’ll make for a strong go-home going towards Revolution.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/23/24)

The Young Bucks are on a Rampage!

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The EVPs demand your respect!

As Revolution approaches and the AEW World Tag Team Championship match looms, Matthew & Nicholas Jackson look to stay sharp in the ring! Who will feel their wrath as proxies to Darby Allin & Sting?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo; Keith, Komander & Penta win.
  • The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones; The Bucks win.
  • Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager; Roddy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trios Triple Threat: Private Party & Matt Sydal VS Top Flight & Action Andretti VS Bryan Keith, Komander & Penta El Zero Miedo!

With all the trios titles belonging to the Bang Bang Scissor Gang, many others are trying their hands at the trios game. Will Isiah Kassidy, Marq Quen and the Zen Assassin open their third eyes? Will Dante, Darius & The Sight to See be flying high? Or will the Bounty Hunter, the AAA Cruiserweight Champion and The Man with No Fear steal the spotlight from them all?

In this form of Triple Threat, only two trios are legal at one time, so Action steps up to stare down Sydal. The fans rally up as the two talk some smack, and they circle. They tie up, go around, and Sydal headlocks for a takeover. Action stands up but Sydal hits another takeover. Sydal then snapmares but Action handsprings through! Fans cheer and the two go again. Sydal tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Action handsprings through again! Action dusts himself off, but Sydal runs up. Action wrenches, CHOPS, and then knuckle locks to go up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as Action DROPKICKS Sydal down!

Action kips up and smiles while Top Flight talks some smack to Private Party. Action then runs and IMPLODER TORNILLOS onto Sydal! Cover, ONE, but Action tags Darius. They double whip Sydal, but Sydal KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Fans fire up with Sydal and he gets a “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant going. Sydal KICKS Darius’ leg over an dover, but Darius catches him to a pump-handle GUTBUSTER! Then GAMANGIRI! Sydal flounders away, Bryan Keith tags in! Keith runs up but Darius headlocks. Keith powers up and out, Darius RAMS him, but Keith rebounds to BOOT! Darius falls, Kassidy tags in!

The fans rally as Zay dodges Keith, fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and then ROCKS Keith. Zay whips, Keith reverses, but Zay goes up and Quen tags in. Zay RANAS Keith into Quen’s GAMANGIRI! Then Quen springboards to SPLASH Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith is still in this and he tags out to Penta! The fans fire up as Penta somersaults in, but Quen shows he can somersault, too. The fans rally for “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Quen to listen, CERO! MIEDO! Queen says okay, but “What do we want? SHOTS!” Quen shoves Penta, so Penta takes off the glove. The fans fire up, and Penta makes the pass to Alex Abrahantes!

Penta says again, CERO! MIEDO! Another pie face, but Dante tags in off Quen. Dante shoves Penta but then Komander tags in. Quen jumps on Dante, he and Penta mug him, and then everyone else rushes in! It’s a nine man melee and the ref reprimands them all! Things spill out, Dante and Komander stay in. Dante breaks free to JUMP KNEE, then runs, but Komander dodges! Dante mule kicks, whips, but Komander reverses to hook Dante up, COBRA TWIST, into a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Fans fire up as Dante flounders to a corner. Komander runs corner to corner but Dante dodges! Komander elbows back, then SUPERKICKS!

Dante flounders away, Komander jumps up top, and Komander tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS ARM-DRAG! Then a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Komander covers, TWO! Komander tags Penta before he runs in, but Dante jumps up and over! Penta runs in to SLINGBLADE! And then SLINGBLADE again! Dante staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Action tags in to springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Private Party sends Darius into barriers! Penta tags Keith, puts Action in a corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Komander runs in, Penta is the step stool for Komander to FLYING FOREARM!

Komander feeds Dante to Keith’s fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, Zay breaks it! The fans rally, Quen tags in off Keith, and Quen stomps away on Action as Rampage goes picture in picture!

Quen stomps and stomps but the ref counts. Quen lets off to drag Action up and bump him off buckles. Quen runs up to RAM Action, then tags in Zay. Private Party keeps Action trapped, Zay ENZIGIRIS Action down! Zay stomps now, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay lets off to kick-step, then he tags Sydal. They stomp Action, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Sydal lets off to rally the fans, then he drags Action up. Action throws body shots but Sydal CLUBS him down. Sydal stands Action up again to back suplex, but Action lands out, only for Sydal to HEEL KICK! Tag to Quen and Quen slingshot SENTONS!

Rampage returns to single picture as Quen stomps Action back to the corner. Tag to Zay, Quen snap suplexes Action down for Zay to slingshot SENTON! Zay smirks and then drags Action up. Zay puts Action in the corner, CHOPS, then tags Quen. Private Party double whip Action to ropes, but Action ducks ‘n’ handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action and Private Party are all down. Action crawls, Quen grabs at a foot but hot tag to Dante! Dante rallies on Quen, whips, but Quen reveres. Quen runs in at the corner, Dante slips out to the apron and Quen hits buckles. Dante then goes up and around to GAMANGIRI!

Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, Keith breaks it! Darius runs up to CHOP Keith, but Keith ROCKS Darius! Keith runs, but Darius follows to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! And then GAMANGIRI! Darius steps in, but into a KNEE! Keith runs up to SHOTGUN Darius out of the ring! Keith pursues, but Action is there to go after Keith. Action fires forearms, Dante turns around to see Zay. Zay dodges Dante to then FLY out onto Keith, Darius & Action! Dante whips Sydal up and out but Komander tags in. Komander BOOTS Sydal, Dante BLASTS Penta, and Komander gets Sydal in an APRON ROMERO SPECIAL!

Dante builds speed and he FLIES over those two to wipe out Keith and his own teammates! Komander lets Sydal go, Sydal mule kicks Komander down! Sydal goes up the corner, to APRON METEORA! But Penta’s right there! APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Penta rises but Zay springboards, triangle jump STUNNER! Quen gets in, Zay gives him the boost to go up and up and SUPER SWANTON onto everyone else!! The fans are thunderous and Zay takes a bow. Zay then waits as Quen puts Penta in. Zay puts Penta up top, GAMANGIRIS, and then GIN ‘N’ JUICE DESTROYER!! Penta turned things right around on Private Party!

Keith runs in, Quen BOOTS him first, but Keith roars! Keith RISING HEADBUTTS to send Quen down! Penta sets up as Komander builds speed, BOOSTED TORNILLO onto the cluster outside!! The fans are thunderous again but Sydal rushes Penta! Penta sidesteps, Sydal springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! And then Penta tucks him back in, FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, Penta’s team wins!

Winners: Penta El Zero Miedo, Komander & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A huge win for this eccentric trio, will they be hunting down The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass? Or will they try for the Bullet Club Gold’s gold instead?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After taking a week off for the NBA All-Star Game, Saturday nights are once again good for a fight. Thunder Rosa and Serena Deeb each return to in-ring action, will these two rivals keep pace in the chase for gold? And we just saw Bryan Keith win big in the trios match, but he’ll jump right back into singles action against Malakai Black! Will the Bounty Hunter get another big win in his hunt for opportunity? Or will the Dark Father prove the House Always Wins?

 

Backstage interview with The Outcasts.

Renee Paquette is with Saraya and Harley and isn’t sure how much they’ve been watching Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker, but those two are off on their path of romance. Saraya DGAF about Soho x Parker!! She has things going on, too! That traitor isn’t getting under her skin even a little bit! Harley calms Saraya down, and they do breathing exercises. Why’s Harley flicking her tongue when she does that…? But Saraya wants to talk business. Y’know how her family is big famous wrestling royalty in the UK? Well, see, she has a special announcement. Her brother, “Zodiac” Zak Knight, has just become All Elite!!

Saraya has her brother walk into frame, and yeah, he’s scary, right? Zak could’ve been yours, Ruby! Saraya was gonna set Ruby up with him, “the most eligible bachelor in the Norwich area!” And Ruby messed that up just to be with that greasy, slimy, whatever Parker is! Harley says yeah! Just look at Zak! Isn’t he hot? He’s so hot! The whole Knight family is hot! Saraya is a bit taken aback by that, and she sprays water at Harley. Harley just embraces it so that doesn’t make for a good deterrent anymore… Saraya says it’s okay, Harley’s about to be fixed. But Saraya also promises, “Things are about to get really spicy around here.”

The Outcasts head out, and Zak’s scowl scares Renee a bit. Will Ruby & Parker regret making their romance public?

 

The Young Bucks VS Jonny Lyons & Cappuccino Jones!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson used, or rather abused, their power as Executive Vice Presidents of AEW to have an AEW World Tag Team Championship match at Revolution. However, they are also very upset at the continued disrespect. Will that really stop after they take their frustrations out on these young indie guys?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Lyons. Nick doesn’t even bother taking off his trilby (or is it a fedora?) as he circles with Lyons. Nick calls for a knuckle lock but then kicks low and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick whips Lyons, Lyons reverses but Matt tags in. Nick hurdles then whips Lyons, Lyons ducks Nick but Matt CLOBBERS him! Matt takes off his suit jacket to then drags Lyons up. Matt TOSSES Lyons to the corner, Lyons tags in Cappuccino! The fans fire up for Cappuccino as he circles with Matt. Matt mockingly applauds, also calls for a knuckle lock, but also kicks low!

Matt CLUBS away on Cappuccino, just like Nick, but then Matt cools off. Matt brings Cappuccino up to throw hands, whips him to ropes, but fakes the superkick to DDT instead! Fans boo but Matt drags Cappuccino up. Matt whips Cappuccino to the corner, he and Nick coordinate to LARIAT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Tag to Nick, he BLASTS Lyons, and then Matt whips Nick in so he can go up and over and PENALTY KICK Lyons! Matt stomps Cappuccino, stands him up, then HOTSHOTS him into Nick’s DISCUS LARIAT! Tag back to Matt and he drags Cappuccino up. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Cappuccino gets the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, The Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Well, turns out they call that the “Tony Khan Driver” now, seems they don’t care to be associated with the Wrestling Observer anymore. But then they feel disrespected when the ref hesitates to raise their hands? Nick gets the mic to tell Paul Turner that when he raises their hand, what name did he use? Did he really just call him “Nick?” That is disrespectful! Next time, it’s a fine! And Schiavone, please, join them in the ring. Fans boo and Schiavone isn’t sure what to do. But they are EVPs, he doesn’t really have a choice… Schiavone joins the Bucks, and Nick promises they won’t harm him.

Last week, Schiavone was in the ring with them and Nick swears, he tripped on his own shoe, knocked into Schiavone and that is why Schiavone fell over. Nick wants to make it clear, and he apologizes for that. Matt says to show how sorry they are, and how much they love him, they got him a $25 Amazon gift card. They are sorry, Schiavone, but that isn’t the only thing they’re sorry about. See, they’re also sorry that, uh… they can’t get the bloodstains left by Darby Allin & Sting out of their $5,000 suits. Schiavone says yes, that is a problem… Will they rescind the $1,000 fine on them by any chance?

Sorry, no, they can’t do that. But there are a couple things that they won’t be sorry about. The first thing is beating the hell out of Darby for all the trash he talked about them publicly. The second thing, and this is one Schiavone will really like, is them taking Sting and pinning him to the mat, saying goodbye to one of the most legendary careers in all of pro-wrestling! Fans boo but Matt continues to tell “Stinger,” call them Father Time. Because just like time, the Bucks are undefeated. And just like time, the Bucks are coming for Sting! “Now everybody, let’s have a great show! There’s a great line-up on the way!

“Tony’s over there at the desk, he’s one of the best play by play guys in the business! C’mon, everybody! AEW chant on three? One, two, three! A E DUB! A E DUB! Alright, let’s go~!” Matt fist bumps Schiavone, then leaves with Nick. The farce continues, but will there be nothing even Darby & Sting can do about it? Or will the Icon still find a way to retire on top?

 

Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.

Rampage returns and he welcomes a young man who has had a busy year. He’s a brand new father but fighting the Don Callis Family, it’s Sammy Guevara! Tulsa cheers as The Spanish God heads to the ring, back on his feet after the ambush by Will Hobbs. Schiavone shakes hands with Sammy, and Schiavone congratulates Sammy on last week’s win against Jeff Hardy. But now, to the comments Callis had for Sammy just last Wednesday Night Dynamite. The insults he hurled at Sammy, Callis clearly has it out for him.

Sammy says it is a mix of emotions. Last week, he got in the ring with a childhood hero in Jeff Hardy. But on the other hand, he’s pissed off because Hobbs put him through a table! Sammy tells Hobbs that Sammy always knew Hobbs had endless potential, and superstardom written all over him. But he can do that all on his own! Hobbs doesn’t need Callis sucking the life out of Hobbs’ career! Hobbs is a star all on his own, but it’s too late now for him to figure that out because he’s pissed Sammy off. So enough talk! Get your ass out here so they can fight! The Don Callis Family music plays, but it’s only Callis walking out here.

Callis has a mic to taunt Sammy, “Look, everybody! It’s Mr. Mom! You’re back at work after nursing the child. I mean, the only thing you’ve done of any note in the last six months is reproduce, and you shouldn’t be proud of that. Dogs do it. Even these people can do it!” Fans boo but Callis says Sammy used to be a great athlete. He used to be a guy Callis wanted in the Family. But now, Sammy has become like so many others: a weak, pathetic little cuck! Sammy doesn’t get what Callis is doing repeating himself, but then HOBBS gets in from the crowd side! Sammy dodges, SUPERKICKS, and Hobbs bails out!

Sammy eggs Hobbs on, then builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! Sammy says bang bang, and he gets a chair! Sammy winds up to SMACK Hobbs on the back! Hobbs hobbles but gets in the ring. Sammy pursues, aims again, and he JAMS Hobbs low! Then SMACKS him on the back! Sammy throws off the jacket, waits on Hobbs to turn around, but Hobbs fights off the torture rack to LARIAT Sammy inside out!! Callis smiles as he tells Hobbs to end this! SPINEBUSTER! And then another SPINEBUSTER! Hobbs is gonna do Sammy like he did Jericho! Hobbs hauls Sammy up, scoops and WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!!

Hobbs stands over Sammy and Callis applauds. The Powerhouse has all but pulverized Sammy, and Callis even gets his shots in! Will the Don Callis Family make sure there’s nothing left of Sammy to go home to his wife and daughter by the end of this?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“I had that match. I had it won, if it wasn’t for that bald headed, sad, poor excuse of a man, I would’ve had it and I deserved it. I had that win and I deserved it, on my own.” Julia Hart calms her down and says it’s okay. They will have their comeuppance. And while seeking their revenge, they will dig three graves: one for Willow, for Kris, and for Stokely. But who does Skye want first? Whoever will step up. Whoever has the balls enough to step up and fight her! Will the Chicago Skye continue to darken until she blots out the light?

 

Mariah May VS Anna Jay!

Toni Storm’s superfan still wants to prove herself to her hero, but that really depends on if Storm is even watching this. Will Mariah finally have Storm’s approval? Or will the Queenslayer still be the Star of the Show?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, the two tie up, and they go along the ropes. They end up in a corner, get out of a corner, and Mariah pulls hair. The ref counts, Mariah lets off and shoves Anna, but Anna doesn’t budge! Anna smirks as she and Mariah rest and tie up. Anna waistlocks, shoves, but Mariah slides to sweep the legs! Mariah runs but Anna dodges the dropkick! Anna runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Anna then ROCKS Mariah, whips her, but Mariah reverses to ROCK Anna! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! Mariah brings Anna around to bump off buckles, and CHOP again!

Mariah eggs Anna on so Anna CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then digs her boot in as Rampage goes picture in picture!

The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she brings Anna into ropes to hook her up. The ref counts as Mariah chinlocks Anna against ropes, but she lets off at 4. Mariah kisses Anna on the cheek, then runs to DROPKICK Anna in the back! Anna falls out of the ropes and Mariah soaks up the heat. Mariah stands Anna up, runs, and SHOTGUNS her down! Anna flounders out of the ring and Mariah takes a bow. Mariah then goes out to stalk Anna, and she brings Anna around the way. Mariah puts Anna against barriers to CHOP her! And SPANK her! Mariah laughs while Anna hobbles away. Mariah pursues to then CHOP again!

Anna is stinging while Mariah dusts herself off. Mariah hears the count but she whips Anna into the barriers first! Mariah then leaves Anna behind and “apologizes” to the ref. Mariah goes back out after Anna, soaks up the heat, and vogues for the camera. But Anna throws body shots and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Mariah CHOPS back! Mariah pushes Anna into the ring, takes her time posing before going back in, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns as Anna whips Mariah to a corner. Mariah slips out to the apron, avoids Anna’s haymaker, and ROUNDHOUSES in return! Anna staggers, Mariah shouts and climbs up, but Anna ROCKS her! Anna then gets space, runs up, and HEEL KICKS! Anna then wrenches the arms, ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated but she drags Mariah up and hooks the arms. Mariah blocks the Gory Especial to backslide hard, TWO! Anna sits up, into a KNEE THRUST! Mariah says it’s time to end this, and she hauls Anna back up. Fireman’s carry, but Anna slips free! QUEENSLAYER!!

Anna hops on as a backpack, but Mariah RAMS her into buckles! Mariah is free, and she puts Anna up top. Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS, then gets some space. Mariah runs up to STRATUSPHERE! Anna flounders away and Mariah shouts out Storm! Mariah runs up, but the hip attack misses! Anna runs up to kick, dragon sleeper, and BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO?!? Mariah survives and Anna grows frustrated! The fans rally as Anna sits Mariah up, into the QUEEN- NO, Mariah blocks the sleeper! Anna fights through to have the QUEENSLAYER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but she BITES Anna’s arm!!

The ref reprimands but Mariah is free all the same! Fireman’s carry, MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

One thing is for sure, Mariah is just as looney as her role model! Will she follow in Storm’s footsteps to become a champion in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Ruby Soho & Angelo Parker.

Renee is with the lovey-dovey couple, how’d the date go? Ruby says she felt it went really well. Parker is relieved, he didn’t wanna say it first and be wrong. It was incredible, everything he hoped it’d be, he had a great time. Renee points out that in the opposite direction, Saraya is becoming unraveled. If they didn’t hear her comments earlier, she had some rather choice words. And apparently, she was going to hook Ruby up with her brother? Ruby says that’s weird and Renee agrees. Plus, Zak is more like a poor man’s Tom Hardy, big pass. Parker isn’t sure being Norwich’s Most Eligible Bachelor is a bad of honor, either. And honestly, “wrestling royalty?” That’s a stretch.

Ruby tells Saraya that she said she doesn’t care, that Ruby doesn’t get under her skin, but here’s the reality: for the last year, Saraya told Ruby that Ruby needed Saraya, when it was really the other way around. Saraya is sad and unhappy without Ruby. And say all you want about Ruby, but talk bad on Parker and that’s when they have problems. Ruby said she needed space, and in that space, she found something real. And Saraya may be sick of hearing it, of seeing it, but hey, why not invite everyone along? Bring the cameras, bring the crew, and they’ll shove this right down Saraya’s throat!

Parker’s pretty fired up. He says Ruby’s hot when she’s mad. Ruby thanks him for the compliment, and the two head out to get some drinks. Will they make Saraya so sick of love she’ll never dare speak their names again?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Jake Hager w/ Hornsby!

The Undisputed Kingdom were bullying Orange Cassidy, and apparently the Big Hurt didn’t like seeing that. Will Oklahoma’s own break the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will Roddy be too strong even for the All-American Sooner?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Hager and Hornsby. Roddy and Hager circle, tie up, and Hager powers Roddy to a corner. Roddy slips free, shoves Hager, and fans boo. The two reset, they circle again, and Roddy gets around to waistlock. Roddy then turns Hager around to CHOP, but Hager doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Roddy is a bit scared, so Roddy bails out. The Kingdom pep talk Roddy while the ring count climbs. Roddy hurries in, dodges Hager, then things speed up. Roddy leaps but Hager catches him! Hager puts Roddy in a corner, runs up but into a BOOT! Roddy CHOPS, but Hager catches it?!

Fans fire up as Hager TOSSES Roddy, then CHOPS him! And CHOPS him again! Hager whips corner to corner hard, runs up, but Rodd bails out again! Hager snarls, goes out after Roddy, and stalks him around the way. Matt Menard’s on commentary, he says watch out for “these bozos,” Taven & Bennett. Hager stares them down as he walks past, then fires off on Roddy! Roddy tumbles, Hager puts him in the ring, but Roddy KICKS Hager in the ropes! Roddy CLUBS away on Hager, then tells Tulsa to shut up! Roddy runs, but into a BOOT! Hager storms up, puts Roddy in a corner, and then TOSSES him across the ring!

The fans fire up as Hager LARIATS Roddy down! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but Hager digs his knees into Roddy! Roddy flails and reaches out but Hager traps the arms. The ref counts as that knee gets a bit high on the chest and into the neck area. Hager lets off, but he puts Roddy in a corner to fire off body shots! Roddy staggers away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Hornsby cheers Hager on as he clotheslines Roddy in the corner! Hager ROCKS Roddy while talking trash to The Kingdom, then he hauls Roddy up top. Hager climbs, brings Roddy up, but Roddy clubs at Hager’s leg. Roddy throws body shots, slips underneath, and then kicks the legs out! Hager ends up stuck in the ropes, and Roddy runs to STRONG KNEE him in the back! Hager falls and Roddy stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Roddy lets off to flex, but only The Kingdom cheers him on. Roddy stands on Hager in the corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then he springboard stomps Hager down!

Roddy gets the legs and has Hager in ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Hager sputters, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down by dropping knees, then he digs a knee into Hager’s back. Roddy has the chinlock but Hager endures and fights up. The fans rally, Hager throws body shots, and then Hager runs, but into a DROPKICK! Roddy hurries to cover, TWO! Roddy drags Hager from ropes, stomps him, then paces around while The Kingdom talks trash on Hager. Roddy glares at Hornsby but Hornsby dares him to do something! Roddy goes back to Hager to rain down fists! Roddy then lets off to put Hager in a corner.

Taven seems to be talking trash on Hornsby, probably calling him a Melvin like does everyone. Roddy stands Hager up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then he scoops to BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roddy keeps Hager down with another chinlock, again digging in a knee. Hager endures, fights up, and Rampage returns to single picture. Hager throws body shots and is free, but Roddy CLUBS, KNEES and runs, but into a lift! Roddy sunset flips, Hager stays up and he drags Roddy up to TOSS to a corner! Roddy BOOTS, ENZIGIRIS and then OLYMPIC SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Roddy grows frustrated as Hager stays in this.

Hornsby smacks the steel steps to rally the fans, and now Bennett glares at him. And then Taven comes in from the other side, Hornsby realizes he’s in a 2v1 situation here. Hornsby wants them to calm down, but then he pulls out a SUPER CONFETTI POPPER! It goes off and Hornsby says take that! The Kingdom still storms up on him, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The AEW International Champion is returning the favor to Hager by helping out his buddy. The Kingdom says fine, bring it then! Cassidy says hold on, he has THE HAT! He throws the purple bucket hat into Hager, and Hager loves that hat!

Cassidy then dodges Taven, shoves him into Bennett, and down they go! Cassidy rains down fists, and Hager powers up with the hat!! Roddy runs up but Hager LARIATS! And LARIATS! And OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans are thunderous as Hager says, “I like this hat!!” Then Hager runs corner to corner, goes up and up, and hits the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Hager snarls! But Taven sends Cassidy into railing! The 2v1 has gotten the better of Cassidy, and Roddy JAWBREAKERS Hager! Hager staggers, Roddy storms up, OLYMP- NO, Hager slips free to GUT RWENCH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

Roddy survives, but Hager has the ANKLE LOCK!! Roddy flails, rolls over, and he kicks from below! Hager still holds on, ANKLE LOCK! Roddy flails, reaches out, but Taven throws Cassidy into the ring! The ref is distracted by that, Taven & Bennett get on the apron but Hager CLOBBERS them both! Roddy STRONG KNEES!! Hager falls, Roddy covers, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

Despite having back-up and the power-up, Hager still couldn’t beat the numbers game! Roddy is rolling towards Revolution, will he be taking the International title away from Cassidy?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage that was again booked to have story. The Bucks of course won their match, but they did what I was hoping they’d do in changing up their style. They purposefully didn’t use superkicks, and then they are apparently changing up the names of their finishers as if to say Heel Bucks don’t care about their YouTube show or Dave Meltzer. Their post match promo was good, too, but it didn’t really add too much more to the heat they’ve already got. And pretty good promos out of this Ruby VS Saraya story. I thought Ruby VS Saraya was just going to be the thing, but now it feels like they might give us a Mixed Tag of Ruby & Parker VS Saraya & Zak.

Really good Trios Triple Threat to open, and I love that it was Keith, Komander & Penta winning rather than taking a loss to the established-ish trios. The feud of Private Party and Top Flight really needs to be settled by just those teams anyway. Pretty good promo from Sammy Guevara to call out the Don Callis Family, but of course it turned into Hobbs beating Sammy up. Good promo from Skye and Julia, I really thought AEW would’ve figured out a contender to the TBS Championship by now, but maybe that’ll happen very quickly in the next week. Really good match from Mariah May and Anna Jay, and a really good win for Mariah. But you can bet Storm didn’t pay attention to this at all, just like the other times.

And very good main event from Hager VS Roddy, with The Kingdom of course overbooking this. The bit with Hornsby was fun, and Cassidy showing up was also a logical move. I like that Hager’s hat is now the same as Cassidy putting hands in his pockets, but of course Hager lost out. Roddy needs momentum going into the title match so he had to win this one, and he probably just waits it out while Cassidy gets worn down. But at this point, it’ll probably still take a lot of cheating for Roddy to win the International title and bring it into The Undisputed Kingdom.

My Score: 8.7/10


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