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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (2/2/24)

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ACKNOWLEDGE the Road to WrestleMania!

Roman Reigns is STILL WWE Universal Champion, and Cody Rhodes is ONCE AGAIN the Royal Rumble Winner. Will SmackDown start to finish the story?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kevin Owens VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller; Kevin wins.
  • Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship Contenders Fatal 4 Way Qualifier: Pretty Deadly VS Cruz Del Toro & Joaquin Wilde VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo VS Pete Dunne & Tyler Bate; Dunne & Bate win and advance to the #1 contender’s match.
  • Six Man Tag: Bobby Lashley & The Street Profits VS The Final Testament; No Contest.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Mia Yim; Tiffany wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The Tribal Chief leads the way to the private suite, and the Wise Man opens the door for him, Jimmy Uso & Solo Sikoa. Roman Reigns is still the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Universal Champion, but a certain American Nightmare could be coming after him. Will Roman be ready to #FinishTheStory?

 

Cody Rhodes is also in the building.

The American Nightmare walks Pharaoh around backstage, will there be a new “top dog” in WWE soon enough?

 

Logan Paul is here!

Birmingham, Alabama is less than excited to see the Maverick, who is still WWE United States Champion by perhaps sheer luck. Logan goes to the ring, gets a mic, and smiles as the fans boo. Logan says, “Wow, I was gonna be nice.” But if they don’t want him here, he doesn’t wanna be here, either. This place sucks. But to be honest, Logan underestimated Kevin Owens. He did! Upon first glance, Kevin looks like a pissed off donut. But hey, in their match, Kevin made Logan fight. Get this: Kevin Owens did more damage to Logan Paul than Floyd Mayweather. Serious! Kevin made Logan bleed! Hell, Kevin even damn near knocked Logan out!

And yet… Kevin still lost. Hey, hey, Logan’s still the champ, so when is it gonna click for y’all? He is one of the toughest people on this brittle roster. “Oh~, I hurt my triceps~!” Logan of course mocking CM Punk. “My knee hurts! My WrestleMania dreams are crushed! Shut up! We all get hurt! Everyone except me. I’m unbreakable, un-replicable, one of one! The Beast from the East! The Best in the West! I AM your United States Champion, Logan Paul.” The fans boo more but he says if you think- Kevin Owens is here! The fans fire up as the Prizefighter makes his way out, mic in hand.

Logan sits up on a corner while the fans cheer Kevin on. Kevin says he doesn’t know, though. Birmingham seems like a great place to me. And hold on, he wasn’t done. We’ve heard enough of Logan. Logan going over his own descriptions, he forgot “unbearable idiot.” But Kevin has to say, he got the moral victory. As great as being US Champion might be, it feels even better to knock the hell out of Logan. But Kevin is absolutely ready to restore a certain level of prestige and honor to that title, and the first step is taking it off Logan and getting the belt sanitized.

Logan says good for Kevin, but too bad he didn’t take advantage of his one and only shot at the title. Cuz the brass knuckles was a set-up! Kevin took the bait! He showed his true colors! Logan was playing chess, Kevin was plying Go Fish. Logan outsmarted Kevin! Who does Logan think he’s talking to? This may be new to Logan but the fans have been watching Kevin for ten years now. They all know that Kevin will stop at nothing to win. Hit someone from behind? snatch the brass knucks? Absolutely! But the thing is, Kevin got caught. And he realizes that everyone was mad at the ref for that, but honestly, great job on that guy! Fantastic work!

Kevin got caught, that’s on him. But here’s the thing, Logan. The next time they get in the ring together, you’ll see Kevin doesn’t need brass knucks to beat Logan’s dumb ass. Logan says first off, Kevin’s way too close, he smells bad. Oh, Kevin bathed in Prime energy drink before he got here. Then not Cherry Freeze, that stuff is delicious. But no, Kevin isn’t getting a rematch, he blew it. Go focus on something else, and Logan will do what he does which is be amazing. Then he’ll find a real challenger, someone that is not Kevin. Focus on tonight against Austin Theory while Logan talks smack from commentary.

And here comes A-Town Down! Will Kevin prove he’s the only one worthy of humbling Logan Paul?

Kevin Owens VS Austin Theory w/ Grayson Waller!

SmackDown returns and the bell rings. The two tie up, Kevin waistlocks but Theory switches. Kevin elbows free, fires hands, then headlocks. Kevin hits the takeover, makes it a cover, ONE! Theory fights up, powers up but can’t power out as Kevin grinds the headlock. Kevin says this is how you wrestle! The fans rally for Kevin, Theory powers up again and powers out. Kevin runs Theory over! Fans fire up as things speed up, and Theory hurdles, only to run into an arm-drag! Kevin clamps onto the arm with a cording hold, then taunts Logan. Logan says okay and gives a thumbs up. Theory fights up, puts Kevin on ropes, then swings, Kevin ducks to CHOP!

Kevin ROCKS Theory, but Theory kicks low. Theory throws hands, whips but Kevin reverses to ELBOW Theory down! Kevin SENTONS but onto knees! Theory rains down fists while fans boo. Waller and Logan applaud but they’re the only ones. Theory puts Kevin on ropes to CHOKE him, but the ref counts. Theory lets off at 4, then he soaks up the heat. Kevin goes to a corner but Theory throws down hands! Theory digs his knee in, the ref counts, and Theory lets off again. Theory paces around, drags Kevin up and whips him corner to corner. Kevin reverses, runs in, but Theory drop toeholds Kevin into buckles!

Theory goes out to somersault in but Kevin avoids the shotgun, to SENTON clean this time! The fans fire up as Kevin keeps moving, “SUCK IT!” CANNONBALL in the corner! Cover, TWO! Theory flounders but Kevin snarls and goes out to the apron. Kevin drags Theory up but Theory throws forearms! Theory reels Kevin in, says this is it, but Kevin fights the suplex! Kevin throws body shots, reels Theory in, but Theory back drops free! Kevin hits the apron hard then flops to the floor! Fans boo but Logan is loving it as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Kevin endures a chinlock. Theory leans on the hold and squeezes tight but the fans rally up. Kevin fights up, reaches out, and throws body shots. Kevin is free, then he HEADBUTTS Theory! Kevin whips, Theory reverses but Kevin KICKS him back! Kevin then dodges the lariat to LARIAT in return! Fans fire up while both men are down, and even Logan is wincing from that shot. Theory and Kevin rise, Kevin glares at Logan and fires up. Theory runs up but Kevin fires counter punches! And a CHOP! And another CHOP! And another, and another and another! Then HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT!

Kevin shouts at Logan, “This is MY show, b*tch!!” Kevin whips, Theory reverses but Kevin BOOTS back! Kevin goes up, TORNADO DDT! Kevin then goes outside to climb up, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives and sputters, which Logan applauds. Kevin is frustrated, but the fans are thunderously behind him! Kevin waits on Theory as he stands up, kick and STUN- NO, Theory RAMS Kevin into buckles! Then POSTS him! Theory somersaults, for the BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Kevin survives and even Waller and Logan are frustrated! Theory stalks Kevin to a corner, drags him up, and then puts him up top.

Theory climbs, brings Kevin up and Logan says yeah, do it! But Kevin proves Corey Graves right again by denying the superplex! However, Theory escapes the Fisherman Buster! Theory ROCKS Kevin, torture racks him, and then swings for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Kevin survives and Logan is shocked! Theory is furious, Waller argues with the ref, and Logan gets Theory some brass knuckles! Kevin snatches those, SUPERKICKS Theory, and then Logan protests about knuckles! But this only distracts the ref from seeing Kevin DECK Waller with the knuckles!! Theory runs up, rolls Kevin up, BRASS KNUCKLE for Theory!!

Kevin hides the knuckles this time, then covers, and wins!

Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall

Logan is upset but he only has himself to blame on this one! Kevin gets even with Logan through Theory, but then Kevin chases after Logan! Logan runs away into the crowd, but Kevin pursues! Kevin can’t catch Logan, but he shouts again this is HIS show. Will he get himself another shot at the US Championship soon enough?

 

Rhea Ripley is in the building!

The Women’s World Champion knows Bayley is going to officially decide between her and the WWE Women’s Championship, who will the Role Model choose?

 

Naomi is officially back on SmackDown!

She shows off her newly signed contract, and Mia Yim, Shotzi Blackheart & Bianca Belair are all there to celebrate! SmackDown will once again #FeelTheGlow, but then ugh, Tiffany Stratton walks out. She is also officially SmackDown, too. Oh, good for her. Well, she isn’t afraid to step to the “big names” around here. And they will remember her. Then she SLAPS Mia! And runs away! Nick Aldis stops this from getting worse, but Michin says nah, stand on business tonight! She wants to fight Tiffany, TONIGHT! Aldis says done. Will the Center of the Universe wish she’d stayed on NXT after tonight?

 

Bianca Belair talks with Aldis.

The EST knows that it’s gonna be a great night, and there are big decisions happening, but she just wants to know. When Bayley chooses Rhea Ripley, what does Bianca have to do to get a match with Iyo? Aldis says he has been discussing things with Adam Pearce, they are working on that solution, and he’ll let her know when they have a decision. But then Logan walks in and he practically begs Aldis to give him a new challenger. They’re calling him a part-timer, he needs a new opponent, so long as it is NOT Kevin Owens.

Bianca says excuse you, but they were in a conversation. Yeah, him, too. You’re excused, by the way. But Logan’s mad, okay? Bianca says first off, rude. Second, she doesn’t know who he thinks he is. And third, go find someone else to play with, she is here. Logan doesn’t know what this is, but this is not professional. Please, Aldis, get your show under control and treat your top stars like top stars. Congrats on the reality show, by the way, Logan’s a big fan of Bianca & Ford. Logan heads out, Aldis hopes Logan realizes he was talking to a top star. Bianca agrees there. But what will come of the other championship Bayley doesn’t choose?

 

Legado Del Fantasma sits down together.

Santos Escobar says he looks around his table, and his heart is filled with joy. He has a true familia, an unbreakable bond. There is nothing more valuable than that. Angel, Humberto, and of course, La Madrina, Elektra Lopez. Welcome back. Oh, she never left. He knows. Santos says they ahve been entrusted to carry the leagcies of their fathers, their grandfathers, brothers, sisters, and the mantle of lucha libre itself! That is why they must eradicate Rey Mysterio’s LWO! A toast to honor, loyalty, and Legado Del Fantasma.

 

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship Contenders Fatal 4 Way Qualifier: Pretty Deadly VS Cruz Del Toro & Joaquin Wilde VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo VS Pete Dunne & Tyler Bate!

The SmackDown Tag Division is stacked, and now two of these eight men will be one step closer to facing Finn Balor & Damian Priest! Will Kit Wilson & Elton Prince survive against the LWO, Legado Del Fantasma AND British Strong Style? Or will another team be headed for Judgment Day?

SmackDown returns and Legado makes their entrance, Lopez with Angel & Humberto. All the others teams are present, but in this Fatal 4, only two are legal at one time. Therefore, Elton Prince starts against the Big Strong Boi in hopes of payback from last time. The bell rings, they tie up and Elton fires off! Elton CLUBS away on Bate, stomps him, throws down more hands, then UPPERCUTS! Elton whips Bate, Bate goes up and over then headlocks! Bate SMACKS Elton with his boot again and again and again! Bate wrenches, tags Dunne, and the fans fire up as the Bruiserweight wrenches to a wristlock.

Dunne twists Elton’s arm, isolates it and STOMPS it! Dunne wrenches, Elton ROCKS him, then tags out to Wilde. Wilde headlocks, Dunne powers out and Bate tags. Cruz tags, Wilde RANAS! but Bate RANAS Wilde! Cruz RANAS Bate, and then Dunne RANAS Cruz! All four men kip up, the fans fire up, but then the other four men BLINDSIDE them! The brawl is on and the fans fire up, but the ref does his best to sort things out. Pretty Deadly says #YESBOY and they celebrate with Legado. But then the brawl reignites! Dunne & Bate TOSS Pretty Deadly, LWO TOSS Angel then CHOP Humberto!

Cruz whips, Humberto reverses but Cruz slips out, Humberto hits buckles, and Cruz goes up, FLYING RANA! Tag to Wilde, he and Cruz coordinate, and they both WRECK Legado and Pretty Deadly! Then they coordinate with British Strong Style, and it’s “time to go viral!” BOOSTED SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! Wilde flies up the ramp to wipe out Legado & Pretty Deadly! The fans are thunderous as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Elton has Wilde in a headlock. The fans rally, Wilde fights up and pries at the hold, but Elton wrangles him back down. Zelina coaches Wilde up again and he fights back up. Wilde reaches out for Dunne but Elton holds him back! Elton reels Wilde in to back suplex, but Wilde lands on his feet! Wilde jukes, hot tag to Dunne! ENZIGIRI for Elton! ENZIGIRI for Kit! ENZI for Angel! ENZI for Humberto! The fans fire up as Dunne STOMPS Elton’s fingers! Then STOMPS them again, then BUZZSAWS! Kit GERMAN SUPLEXES but Dunne lands out, to BUZZSAW! Cruz runs in but Dunne mule kicks.

Dunne reels Cruz in, X-PLEX! Wilde springboards in, into a FOREARM! Fans fire up, but Elton BOOTS Dunne! Kit gets in, ASSISTED GUTBUSTER! AKA Bad Apples! Cover, but Bate breaks it! Bop up, BANG for Elton! Fireman’s carry and the AIRPLANE SPIN! Fans fire up as Bate goes into turbo! Ten fast spins before the SLAM! Bate & Dunne coordinate, REBOUNDER LARIAT GERMAN COMBO! Cover, Legado breaks it! Bate whips, Angel reverses, then POP-UP ASSISTED BOMB! But then the LWO DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up as LWO fires up, builds speed, but Lopez stands in the way!

Fans boo but Zelina YANKS Lopez down! Then she holds the ropes open, LWO DOUBLE TOPE! Then Zelina hits a METEORA and fast hands on Lopez!! The fans are thunderous, but Pretty Deadly try to pull the switcheroo! Dunne grabs Elton, Kit rolls Dunne up! TWO, Dunne DECKS Elton! Then he wrenches Kit, to SNAP the fingers! Tag to Bate, he and Dunne get Kit up, DOUBLE TYLER DRIVER!! Cover, British Strong Style wins!!

Winners: Tyler Bate & Pete Dunne, by pinfall (advance to the #1 contenders match)

The fans fire up and Dunne just shrugs. We wait for Raw’s own Fatal 4, who will rise up to also go for the gold?

 

Damage Control talks backstage.

More specifically, Iyo Sky, Kairi Sane & Asuka talk in Japanese about how things are going. For the most part, they’re thinking Bayley better be choosing Rhea. But in English, Iyo tells the Kabuki Warriors, “Don’t worry about it. Bayley’s done, tonight.” They all laugh, pick up their belts, and head out. But uh, Bayley heard that! Will the Role Model be able to find her way out of this Catch 22?

 

Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are in the ring!

With both the Raw and SmackDown General Managers present, Mike Rome introduces the winner of the 2024 Women’s Royal Rumble, Bayley! The Role Model makes her way out, DMG CTRL following behind. Bayley shakes hands with both GMs, then gets herself a mic. Bayley glances up at the WrestleMania sign as the fans cheer her on. Bayley says, “Now when I think about WrestleMania, I’ve really done it all. Almost. I’ve defended the Raw Women’s title, I’ve defended the SmackDown Women’s title, I’ve gone out there with the Women’s Tag titles. I’ve even hosted the dang thing!

“But this year… This year’s different, and this year’s special.” She looks to DMG CTRL before saying this year is different because she didn’t get here on her own, and she can admit that. She had lots of ups and downs, mostly downs, but she wasn’t alone. She had her girls! She had something she never had before. DMG CTRL was there for her, supported her. They rode with her, were there for her when she came back to the locker room crying because it wasn’t working out. But DMG CTRL was there for her because this is more than just the best women’s faction of all time. DMG CTRL is family!

The fans boo as DMG CTRL laughs behind Bayley’s back. Bayley looks over and they stop. Bayley continues to say that when she thinks about Mania, she thinks about moments and magic, and about being the best. So to be the best, she has to beat one of the best, and that brings her to Rhea Ripley! Speaking of, Rhea is watching this right now backstage. Fans cheer for “Mami! Mami!” but Bayley then glances back to DMG CTRL. Bayley says she could go a different route. She could fight a different fight. Because sometimes it isn’t about holding a championship or winning a title. Sometimes, it’s more personal.

Sometimes, it comes down to what is in your heart, and proving people wrong. About proving the doubters wrong, showing them you had what it took to go all the way. And sometimes, the people that you thought were your biggest supporters, that you thought were your friends… Sometimes, you have to prove them wrong. Bayley steps to Iyo and asks if they’re done laughing at her. She understands Japanese, too! She picked that up from all the time these three were talking behind her back! Uh oh… Bayley asks if they didn’t think she saw all around her. She’s been in the WWE long enough to have seen and done it all!

They talked about her constantly! Why!? All she wanted was for DMG CTRL to be the best! All she wanted was to take this all to the top, together! But they see nothing in her, do they? HUH!? What happened, Iyo!? When Iyo, Bayley & Dakota started DMG CTRL, they were tight! And ever since Asuka & Kairi came around, Iyo turned on her! What happened!? Asuka & Kairi pounce!! The fans boo but Iyo coordinates as Asuka & Kairi beat up on Bayley! The evil joshi celebrate as they stomp Bayley out of the ring! Pearce and Aldis both reprimand DMG CTRL but Pearce also looks disappointed in Aldis that he couldn’t keep things under control.

Wait, Bayley sneaks something from under the apron skirt. Asuka & Kairi drag Bayley back out of the corner, and she CRACKS them with a steel pipe!! Fans fire up as Bayley runs those two off, and then has a standoff with Iyo! The fans are thunderously behind Bayley, but she doesn’t swing on Iyo. Iyo gets away, to flee with her friends. Bayley grabs the mic to continue, “And about that announcement. Iyo, I’ll see you at WrestleMania!!” The fans fire up again! The Role Model may be without her team, but will she show the Evil Genius she’s not as smart as she thinks?

 

Six Man Tag: Bobby Lashley & The Street Profits VS The Final Testament!

What was meant to be a confrontation before the Rumble turned into a brawl, and then there was a brawl during the Rumble, too! Now, the All Mighty leads Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins in a match against Karrion Kross & The Authors of Pain, which side will write how this story goes?

The teams don’t sort out, they just brawl! The ref reprimands, this has to be a match! Kross and Lashley are in a corner, the Profits DUMP AOP out! The fans fire up but the AOP drag the Profits out to join them! Dawkins POUNCES Rezar! Kross ROCKS Lashley, runs, but into a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up as Lashley goes for the Hurt Lock! Scarlett jumps on to CLAW at Lashley! But B-FAB drags Scarlett down! For a BOOT! Lashley nods, then he dodges Kross to SPEAR! The fans fire up as the Final Testament regroup outside and Lashley’s team regroups inside! No match tonight, but will this only escalate from here?

 

Nick Aldis meets with Bron Breakker.

The SmackDown GM is showing the Big Bad Booty Nephew a contract, and says everything in there is just as they discussed. All Bron has to do is sign and- Pearce walks in. Pearce isn’t sure what Aldis is trying to sell Bron, but Bron doesn’t have to sign anything until he’s looked over Pearce’s contract on Raw. Aldis asks what Pearce is doing, and Pearce says business, that’s what. Bron tells Aldis that he will hang onto the contract. And he’ll see Pearce on Monday. Yes he will. Bron heads out, Aldis asks what Pearce is playing at. Again, business. What is Aldis playing at? But then in walks Jade Cargill!

Jade asks if now is a good time. Yes, a great time. Adam, if you don’t mind, please exit. Now. Well, okay then, Double Oh Salesman. Pearce tells Jade to watch Aldis, he has an attitude. Pearce leaves, and Aldis welcomes Jade to the show. Will a storm be coming to SmackDown?

 

Tiffany Stratton VS Mia Yim!

The Wrestling Barbie sure made an impression her first night as a SmackDown superstar, leaving it right on Michin’s face! Will Mia show Tiffany who’s the Head Baddie in Charge? Or will Tiffany do like she always does and make it all about her?

SmackDown returns and Mia makes her entrance, The Good Brothers by her side. They see her off and she joins Tiff in the ring. The bell rings and the two run up, Mia SHOTGUNS Tiff! Mia fires off in a corner, the ref backs her off, but then Mia storms up to bump Tiff off buckles. Mia dribbles Tiff off the buckle, then whips corner to corner hard! Tiff falls, Mia storms up and KICKS her! Mia drags Tiff to then rain down fists! Mia covers, TWO, but Mia drags Tiff around by a leg. Tiff kicks Mia away, Mia kicks Tiff in the back! Mia drags tiff up with a gut wrench, to SUPLEX!

Mia stalks Tiff as she flounders, then drags Tiff up. Mia reels Tiff in, suplexes high and hard, then covers, TWO! Tiff crawls but Mia stays on her. Tiff kicks Mia away again, then bails out. Mia frowns, then runs to WRECK Tiff with a dropkick! Mia goes to the apron but Tiff blocks the kick to trip Mia up! Mia hits apron then falls, and Tiff asks, “What time is it? It’s Tiffy Time!” Fans boo Tiffy Time and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Mia throws forearms on Tiff! Tiff drop toeholds Mia into ropes, then runs to HIP ATTACK! Then Tiff runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Tiff says Mia is nothing, then stands her up to- NO, Mia stops the slap to SLAP back! Fans fire up as Mia ROCKS Tiff, CHOPS her, then ROCKS her again! Mia fires off hands, elbows, and then whips. Mia LARIATS Tiff down! YAKUZA KICK! Tiff gets up, into a DROPKICK! Mia runs up to NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up with Mia while Tiff goes to a corner. Mia runs up, blocks a boot and UPPERCUTS!

Mia gets Tiff’s legs open in the ropes, to DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Mia makes a rookie mistake and that lets the rookie survive! Mia drags Tiff up, reels her in and wrenches, but Tiff refuses to Eat Da Feet! Tiff throws Mia by her hair, then runs, cartwheel and Alabama Lift, to ALABAMA SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Mia survives the Alabama Slam in Alabama, and Tiff is furious! Tiff drags Mia up, fireman’s carries, but Mia slips free! Mia CLUBS Tiff, SOBATS, and PELES! Then Mia drags Tiff up to reel her in, only for Tiff to RAM her into a corner!

Tiff fireman’s carries, for the ROLLING SENTON! Then the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Tiff scores a big win for her debut, but is this only the start for the Spoiled Rich Girl?

 

Aldis and Pearce are in the ring, again.

The GMs are back, and this time, the Tribal Chief makes his way out to join them! Roman has Paul Heyman and his Bloodline following, Mike Rome makes the introduction, and Roman lifts the Universal Championship for the pyro. Then Roman and the Bloodline continue into the ring, then they get more pyro. Heyman hands Roman a mic but the fans chant for “CODY! CODY! CODY!” Roman says, “We’ll get to him. But first, Birmingham, Alabama…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” Fans are torn, but Roman says the Wise Man will tell you, Roman doesn’t like to recap. He just wants to move forward.

But there were some things said on Monday that Roman can’t let slide. Roman’s “little brother,” Seth Rollins… See? No pop! Rollins says he’s got THE title? So Roman has to think, “Didn’t I beat everybody competing for that title? Doesn’t that make them all my number twos? Shouldn’t we call that the Loser Bracket title? And then he had the audacity to say that he was The Guy! You can’t be running around here for two years in your wives’ clothes and say you’re The Guy!” Fans boo but Jimmy & Heyman laugh. Roman brings up Rollins talking about being a workhorse, but three months in, he breaks his back trying to carry Raw!

Let Roman ask y’all this: “Do workhorses walk like this?” And then he hobbles and limps around. Fans boo, but Roman says NO! Then Rollins attacks the schedule? This is so simple. Roman works less than Rollins, yes. He works ten times less. And he still makes ten times more! So he’ll ask y’all: You want Rollins level money? Or Tribal Chief money? See, Cody, he’s an idiot. Cody has values and “all that crap.” Cody doesn’t care about the money, so Roman will break it down to simple math. “Cody, I’m not gonna beg you like the other guy. You can either be the very best number two in this industry… Or you can take a crack at number one again. It’s your choice.”

But here comes Cody! The fans fire up for the American Nightmare as he makes his way out here, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives the fans, and we hear Cody’s decision, after the break.

SmackDown returns again and Cody gets his second round of pyro before stepping into the ring with Roman and the Bloodline. Heyman is allowed to hand Cody a mic, and the fans fire up. “So, Birmingham, Alabama…! Roman Reigns… What do we want to talk about?” Cody imagined this conversation a little bit more private. But if you’ll indulge him, perhaps they could have the ring to themselves? Roman looks to Heyman and Heyman ushers Jimmy & Solo out. Cody then tells Roman, “I took a great deal of counsel this week. I talked to friends, family, legends.

“Y’know, you cheated me. I had you. More than anybody you’ve been in the ring with, I had you, and I think you know it. Seth Rollins, he’s made a lot of amazing points this week, but one of them that I disagree with, he called that the Hollywood title. You can call it whatever you want, that’s still the title that Bruno Sammartino held. It’s still the title that was put into my father’s hands at Madison Square Garden, and then swiftly taken away. Again, call it whatever you want, I still want that title. Lemme ask you… What is finishing the story? Cuz I’ve heard you say that all of this, ALL of it, is yours.

“This ring, the canvas, the ropes, that camera, the announce desk, all these people. You all belong to Roman Reigns, apparently!” The fans boo that, and Cody continues, “So… Is ‘finishing the story’ taking that championship from you? Or is ‘finishing the story’ taking everything from you? Let me make it abundantly clear: I want that title. Matter of fact, I’m moving my own goal post. I want that title, I want everything, and I am coming for it. I am coming for you, Roman Reigns!” The fans cheer, and then Cody says, “But not at WrestleMania.” Cody mentioned taking counsel. Roman, one of the individuals Cody talked to, he knows Roman very well.

THE ROCK IS HERE!! The fans lose their minds as The People’s Champion steps out on stage, and then he shows the goosebumps on his arms from this electrifying reception. The Rock goes down to the ring, stands on the corner, and the fans cheer even more now. The Rock steps into the ring, stares Cody down, and then shakes his hand. They even hug it out, and it seems The Rock is telling Cody some more wise words. Cody then lets The Rock have the ring so that he can stand across from The Head of the Table. Does this confirm that Cody IS taking Rollins up on his offer to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship?

As for The Rock and Roman, the fans go wild seeing them stare down now! Roman puts the Universal Championship on his shoulder but the fans have Rock’s back. The Rock and Roman step closer, the fans start losing their mind, and they chant, “This is Awesome!” The Rock and Roman step closer again, and again, until they’re face to face. Is it official? Is THIS the main event for WrestleMania in Philadelphia? A press conference is coming in Las Vegas, tune in to find out!


My Thoughts:

What a wild SmackDown to build on the Royal Rumble and even Raw. For one, that ending just now definitely shifted things. They wanted us to think we were getting Roman VS Cody II so Cody could win the rematch, but then they swing a U-turn right back to Roman VS Rock, which they teased the last time Rock was on TV tearing into Jinder Mahal. I suppose as great as it would be for Cody to end up on SmackDown and win the Universal Championship, they couldn’t pass up on Roman VS Rock. At the same time, SmackDown couldn’t reasonably have both Rumble winners and then put it all on Raw to figure out what their champs are doing.

To which, Bayley and DMG CTRL had an awesome moment tonight. Great promo of Iyo, Kairi & Asuka talking and Bayley overhearing it all. Then she confronts them, we get a great brawl, and boom, Bayley VS Iyo is made. This is all as expected, with Becky Lynch wanting her way back to the title over on Raw. Bayley will surely be having matches against Asuka and Kairi on the road to WrestleMania, and as I remember writing before, she might find unlikely allies to help her fight the Kabuki Warriors off. There are any number of tag teams that might team with Bayley if it means a tag title shot for them.

Great opening promo with Logan and Kevin, and a great match of Kevin VS Theory. Logan of course wants to face someone else, anyone else, because Kevin is going to beat him in a rematch. I would think Kevin still gets his rematch for WrestleMania, he and Logan will have a great rematch, but who knows if Kevin wins. At the same time, it’d be pretty funny if the next challenger Aldis lined up for Logan was actually someone Logan wants to face less than Kevin and that leaves Logan with no choice. Imagine if Logan was confronted with like, Omos. Between Kevin and Omos, I feel like Logan would choose Kevin because at least Kevin’s a normal height.

Great Fatal 4 Way Tag, and I am very glad it is Bate & Dunne moving on to the #1 contender’s match. Who knows who comes out of Raw, but I would personally hope Bate & Dunne win again to go on to Elimination Chamber. Bate & Dunne VS Finn & Priest would be awesome stuff, and who knows, maybe HHH has British Strong Style win and bring those tag titles to SmackDown for the next stretch until WrestleMania. And good promos from all the new signees to SmackDown. I’m thinking SmackDown gets all the NXT call-ups, as we saw Bron and Tiffany tonight, and we’ve seen Carmelo Hayes and Dragon Lee on here a few times already. Tiffany VS Mia was really good stuff, and of course Tiffany wins her SmackDown debut.

Good brawl out of Final Testament and still-unnamed faction of Lashley, Profits and now B-Fab. B-Fab joining up was only a matter of time, and her countering Scarlett was a natural move tonight. This surely ends up a No Disqualification/Street Fight Six Man match between now and Elimination Chamber, maybe even something bigger for Mania. And honestly, with how Logan disrespected Bianca during that promo segment, I would love if Montez Ford got his own shot at Logan. Great way to tie in their relationship, their reality show, and maybe even give Ford a singles title win over a “celebrity.”

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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