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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/13/24)

Will the Cup stay tranquilo?

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Will the Madman slay the Rampaging Dragon?

Shingo Takagi vows to win the New Japan Cup for his 20th career anniversary, but he has to make it through Gabe Kidd first! Will Takagi make this War Dog tranquilo?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Toru Yano & Tomoaki Honma VS Jeff Cobb & Great-O-Khan; Cobb & Khan win.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The United Empire; Chaos wins.
  • Shota Umino & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Jack Perry & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Perry & Kanemaru win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Bullet Club; Just5Guys win.
  • Zack Sabre Jr. & Mikey Nicholls VS Ren Narita & Yujiro Takahashi; ZSJ & Mikey win.
  • 8 Man Tag: El Desperado, El Phantasmo, Tanga Loa & Togi Makabe VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • 2024 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hikuleo VS EVIL; Evil wins and advances.
  • 2024 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd; Takagi wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2024 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hikuleo w/ Jado VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

Tanga Loa lost last night, but El Phantasmo is still in, so the Young Guerrilla has some pressure on him to succeed! Will he trump the King of Darkness? Or will the House of Torture stack the deck too high even for Leo?

Leo high-fives Jado when Evil CHOP BLOCKS Leo! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but the bell rings and Evil stomps away on Leo’s leg. Evil kicks Leo around, taunts him, then stands on the leg. Evil stomps the leg, pushes Leo around, then runs, but into an ELBOW! Leo runs to ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with Leo while Evil bails out. Leo goes out after Evil, whips, but Evil reverses! Leo reverses back and Evil hits railing! The fans rally up, Leo storms over and he stomps Evil. Leo stands Evil up to CHOP him and the fans rally. Leo whips Evil into more railing! Evil drops to his knees, Leo storms up, and the ref has Dick stay back.

Leo ROCKS Evil with a right, Evil sputters, and Leo whips Evil into more railing! Leo runs in, Evil dodges, and Evil gets in the ref’s way as Dick SMACKS Leo with a chair! Leo falls, clutching his knee, and now the ref is busy with Jado that he misses the DOUBLE KNEE SMASH by Evil & Dick! Then Dick JAMS the bad leg with a chair! Leo writhes in pain while Evil rests in the ring. The fans rally for Leo but Evil talks trash. The ring count starts while Leo sits up. Leo forces himself to stand at 8 of 20, and he slides in at 10. The fans cheer but Evil is right on the bad leg. Evil drags Leo around to kick and stomp the leg! Evil then drops an elbow on the knee!

Evil laughs as he stands up to drop another elbow! The fans rally and Jado coaches Leo, but Evil drops another elbow on the knee! Evil pulls on the toehold and Leo flails around! Leo reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer but Evil holds on. The ref counts and Evil lets off at 4. Evil goes back for Leo but the ref has him stay back. The ref checks Leo’s leg but he’s okay to continue. The fans rally back up and Evil brings Leo around. Evil TOSSES Leo out, distracts the ref, and Dick SMACKS the bad leg with the chair again! Dick drags Leo up, as big as he is, and fans boo as Dick pushes Leo into the ring. Evil covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Evil is a bit surprised. Leo clutches his leg but Evil stands on his face. Leo pushes Evil away but Evil eggs him on. Leo CHOPS! The fans fire up while Evil is stinging, but then Evil CLAWS Leo’s eyes! Leo hobbles, swings, but Evil bobs ‘n’ weaves, blocks a kick and CLUBS the knee! Evil runs, but Leo LARIATS! Evil sits up in a daze and the fans fire up! Leo grits his teeth and drags Evil back up. Leo CHOPS and Evil shouts in pain! Leo CHOPS again, then choke grips to CHOP! Evil sputters, Leo whips, but Evil KICKS back! Evil runs, into a BOOT! The fans fire up while Evil is dazed again!

Leo aims from a corner as Evil crawls away. Leo runs corner to corner to SPLASH! Then Leo reels Evil in for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Evil survives but Leo calls his next shot. Jado rallies the fans and Leo drags Evil up. Evil pushes Leo away to escape, but Jado puts Evil right in! The fans cheer, Evil wants mercy, but then he shoves the ref away! But Leo blocks the low blow! Leo stands Evil up to UPPERCUT, and Evil falls over! Leo drags Evil up, but Evil blocks the kick! Evil then sends the foot into the ref! Down goes the ref, and Evil CHOP BLOCKS again! Dick gets in to BLAST Jado, and the House shows up!

Fans boo as Yujiro Takahashi, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Ren Narita get in the ring to help Dick stomp Leo, and Jack Perry joins in to stand Leo up. They put Leo in a corner, stomp away, then Kanemaru sends Dick in. Dick FOREARMs, Kanemaru ELBOWS, Yujiro BOOTS, Narita sends Perry in to SPLASH, and then Narita runs in to ELBOW! The House snapmares Leo, then gets him up in position! It takes all four to set Leo up for the DICK CHOP! The fans boo and tell the House to go home, but Evil grins as he slithers over. The ref is back, Evil drags Leo to a cover, TWO!! Leo still lives and the fans fire up!

Evil argues with the ref but this is to let Kanemaru sneak in! Kanemaru runs up, to dropkick the legs out! Evil then gets Leo’s legs, steps through, and turns Leo for the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! Leo endures, the fans rally, and Leo powers his way around! ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Evil lets go at 4, and the fans boo as he tells them off. Evil slashes his throat, drags Leo up, and reels him in for EVERY- NO! Leo throws elbows, then dragon sleepers! TONGAN TWIST! Shoutout to Tama and the fans fire up! But Evil distracts the ref so Dick can drag Leo out! But Leo SHOVES Dick into railing, then fires off on the House!

The fans fire up as Leo wrecks everyone and gets in the ring! Evil runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but still runs into a scoop and GUN STUN!! Cover, but Dick rings the bell!! Dick uses that old trick and fans boo! Yujiro beats up on Jado and puts him in the ring as a distraction, then Narita shoves Leo into the ref! The ref is down again, Narita KNEE DROPS Leo down! The House gets in again, and they beat up on Leo! Dick even uses the SPOILER CHOKER! But wait, here comes Loa and ELP! The Guerrillas brawl with The House, but they’re still greatly outnumbered! Narita & Yujiro mug Loa, Perry & Kanemaru mug ELP! But then Loa DOUBLE LARIATS free!

The fans fire up as the Silverback gets the Tokyo Pimp and Souled Out out of the ring, and then ELP gives Perry PURPLE NURPLES! Kanemaru runs up, ELP gives him the DICK PUNCH! SUDDEN DEATH takes out Perry! The fans fire up as ELP helps Leo stand! Leo gives ELP the boost, and ELP top rope ASAI MOONSAULTs the entire House down!! The fans are thunderous as the Guerrillas clear the House goons outta here! Leo has Evil all alone now, and he takes aim! Evil stands into the choke grip! But Evil reels Leo in! Leo slips free, shoves, but Evil avoids the powerslam! But not the UPPERCUT! FULL NELSON SLAM!

The fans fire up as Leo choke grips and drags Evil right up! GOD- NO, Evil slips free and CHOP BLOCKS! Evil LARIATS Leo down! Fans boo but Evil drags Leo back up. Evil reels Leo in for EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!! Cover, EVIL WINS!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Just when it seemed like Leo had a ray of hope, Evil slams the door shut! Will nothing stop the House until Everything is Evil?

 

2024 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd!

The Rampaging Dragon wants to celebrate his 20th career anniversary in the biggest way possible, and that starts with the Cup! Will 2024 truly be the Year of the Dragon? Or will the Madman throw a monkey wrench into all those plans?

The moment Takagi’s on the apron, Kidd BOOTS him down! Bullet Club continues to be the aggressors as Kidd goes out after Takagi and whips him into railing! And then whips him into more railing! Takagi finally gets his new jacket off but Kidd grabs a chair! Red Shoes reprimands but Kidd shoves him aside! Kidd CHUCKS the chair right into Takagi’s face! Kidd then goes up to the apron, “OI, I’m a madman, y’know!” Kidd tells everyone off, then he AX HANDLES Takagi down! Kidd thinks about using the chair again, but he just ROCKS Takagi with a haymaker! Kidd brings Takagi through the gate, and ROCKS him again!

Takagi leans on the railing in front of the fans, but those are just plastic so those fall over easy. Kidd then takes off his own shirt, and CHOKES Takagi with it! Red Shoes reprimands but Kidd lets off. Kidd shoves Red Shoes aside so he can bring Takagi around to the timekeeper’s area! Kidd SMACKS Takagi off the table, and SMACKS him off it again! Kidd gets the mic to say, “Oi, Shingo, c’mon! C’mon, boy! What you got?!” Then Kidd calls Takagi a salty old man! Takagi fires off on Kidd with furious fists, and even SMACKS him off the table! The fans fire up with Takagi and he hauls Kidd up to SMACK him off the table again!

Takagi drags Kidd up and around, throws some knees, brings him back to ringside, then whips him. But Kidd reverses and Takagi hits railing! But Takagi comes back to BOOT, and then he whips Kidd into railing! Kidd comes back and RAMS Takagi, but Takagi stays up! Kidd fires a forearm, Takagi fires back, and the fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! Takagi fires a flurry, but Kidd BITES Takagi’s forehead! The fans boo and Red Shoes reprimands but Kidd lets off. Takagi drags himself up while Kidd talks trash on everyone. Kidd then puts Takagi in the ring, and this is finally on record as Takagi runs Kidd over!

The fans fire up and Takagi steadies himself. The fans rally behind Takagi as he goes back for Kidd. Takagi JABS Kidd at the ropes, whips him, then KNEES him! Takagi keeps moving but Kidd bails out! Takagi is annoyed but he pursues Kidd, brings him around, and whips him into the POST! Kidd falls over and the fans rally up as Takagi looms over him. Takagi says he’ll show Kidd who’s salty! Takagi SMACKS Kidd off the apron but says that’s not all. He SMACKS Kidd off the apron again, and then fireman’s carries for SNAKE EYES! Takagi reels Kidd in, but Kidd RAMS him into railing! Kidd BOOTS Takagi up and over into No Man’s Land!

Kidd leans on railing while Takagi ends up in the front row. Kidd pulls a piece of railing free and THROWS it into Takagi! Kidd then has fans move aside and he shoves Takagi down. Kidd SLAMS railing down on Takagi again and again, and then adds chairs to the pile! Kidd then makes a pile of chairs, and he shoves Red Shoes away while he keeps adding! Kidd then drags Takagi up and brings him over, PILEDRIVER onto the chairs! A bit double-edged for Kidd since he has to land on those, too. The fans rally while both men are down and Kidd tells Red Shoes to count. Kidd slides into the ring but Red Shoes is checking Takagi.

Kidd shouts at Red Shoes, the fans rally for Takagi, and Takagi stirs. Kidd argues with Red Shoes, and the count finally begins. Takagi stirs and fumbles out of the mess of chairs. He stands at 14 but flops right over! Takagi flounders at 17, stands at 18, and slides in safe at 19.5! But into a SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives and Kidd is furious! Takagi stands but he’s still wobbly so he flops out of the ring! Kidd dusts himself off and sits cross-legged, mocking Shibata while egging Takagi on. The count starts again and Kidd paces. Takagi pounds the floor in frustration, but then Kidd goes out after him!

Kidd CHOPS Takagi, then whips him into railing! Takagi slumps down, Kidd leaves him behind, and Kidd wants the count again. The match has only reached five minutes but this brawl has been going on a long time. Takagi slowly rises, we pass 10 of 20, and the fans rally up. Takagi hobbles at 14, steadies himself, and he rolls in at 16! Kidd mockingly applauds as Takagi crawls. Kidd eggs Takagi on, pie faces him, but Takagi fires a forearm! Kidd laughs that off, but Takagi fires more shots! Kidd says more, so Takagi fires another! Kidd ROCKS Takagi with a palm strike! Takagi flops back into a corner!

Kidd storms up on Takagi as the fans rally. Kidd digs his boot in, Red Shoes reprimands, but Kidd dares him to stop this! Kidd digs his boot in, Red Shoes counts, but Kidd shoves him away to keep on Takagi! Kidd talks trash while he bends Takagi back! Red Shoes reprimands, Kidd lets off for a moment and then dares Red Shoes to count! Red Shoes does count, and then Kidd gets in Red Shoes’ face! The fans boo as Kidd shoves Red Shoes down! Kidd storms back on Takagi, stomps him, but Takagi just snarls. Kidd fires a forearm but Takagi growls! Kidd throws more shots but Takagi headbutts the buckles to fire up!

Kidd ROCKS Takagi, then runs up, but Takagi blocks the boot! Takagi shoves Kidd down, Kidd gets up but runs into the ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! The fans fire up and Takagi checks his jaw. Kidd goes to a corner, Takagi runs up but blocks another boot! Takagi clotheslines through, then fires up! The fans fire up as Takagi JABS and CHOPS on repeat! And then JAB, JAB, JAB, JAB! Takagi lets off to then bring Kidd up and whip corner to corner. Takagi runs up to clothesline, then he reels Kidd in to suplex! Cover, TWO! Takagi pounds the mat and looks around. He tells the camera, “TOKI GA KITA! <THE TIME HAS COME!>”

Takagi goes back to Kidd to KNEE him against ropes, and KNEE him again, and again! Takagi snapmares, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! But Kidd pops right up! And clinches to an EXPLODER! Both men are down and the fans rally up again! Kidd rises, scuffs Takagi and winds up. Kidd runs, but Takagi blocks the rebound lariat, then SWATS the haymaker! Takagi then HEADBUTTS Kidd! Kidd HEADBUTTS back! Takagi HEADBUTTS again, and Kidd staggers around. Kidd comes back to HEADBUTT! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Kidd HEADBUTTS! Both men wobble, but then they get face to face! Takagi CHOPS!

Kidd sputters but he shakes his head. Kidd CHOPS, but Takagi steadies himself. Takagi CHOPS, Kidd CHOPS, and then Kidd talks trash. Takagi CHOPS, Kidd CHOPS, repeat! The fans rally with each CHOP, and then Takagi JABS! JABS! JABS! And then CHOPS! Kidd spins to CHOP! Kidd roars but Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS! ELBOW! JAB! Kidd LARIATS first! Cover, ONE!! LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Takagi is up, he blocks a lariat to a hook and spin, but Kidd hits the suplex! Kidd gets Takagi up but Takagi suplexes back! The fans are thunderous as both men rise! They both run in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither falls!

DOUBLE LARIATS collide on the other side, and both men fall! The fans rally up and both men stir. Takagi and Kidd go forehead to forehead, give junkyard dog headbutts, and then Kidd fires off haymakers from all sides! Kidd eggs Takagi on so Takagi fires boxing elbows! Kidd ROCKS Takagi again! Kidd snarls, he brings Takagi up and reels him in, but Takagi fights the lift! Kidd CHOPS Takagi on the back, kicks him around, and he even slaps Takagi. Kidd SPITS at Takagi, fires forearms, but Takagi backs Kidd down! Takagi fires off forearms and LARIATS at the ropes! Takagi runs, but Kidd ducks and rebounds, into a SAIDO!!

Takagi powers up, pump handle and MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!! Kidd survives and the fans are thunderous! We pass 15 minutes of match but closer to 20 minutes of fighting as Takagi rises with “OI! OI! OI!” The fans join in and Takagi drags Kidd up. Pump handle, but Kidd fights the lift! Takagi HEADBUTTS again and again and again until Kidd drops to his knees! Takagi brings Kidd up again, pump handle and rack, but Kidd CLAWS Takagi’s face! Kidd shoves Takagi, follows, REBOUNDER LARIAT! And then gut wrench for the TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!!! Takagi survives and shocks Kidd!

The fans fire up again as Kidd argues with Red Shoes. Red Shoes says the count was the count, so Kidd refocuses. The fans rally as Kidd storms over to Takagi. Kidd hauls Takagi up, reels him in, but Takagi fights the lift! Kidd CLUBS away on Takagi, hooks a leg, but Takagi still fights! Takagi wrenches free, to JAB! Kidd ROCKS Takagi, runs up, but into a HEADBUTT! Kidd ROCKS Takagi again! REBOUND- NO, Takagi catches Kidd to a backslide! TWO, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans fire up with Takagi and he sits Kidd up for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Takagi lets off, Kidd says F off, so Takagi SLIDING FOREARMS again!!

Takagi hauls Kidd up, runs, PUMPING- NO, Kidd dodges, but then Takagi dodges! PUMPING BOMBER hits!! Takagi hauls Kidd up, pump handle and rack, LAST OF THE DRAGON!!! Cover, TAKAGI WINS!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Kidd certainly fought like a madman, but he could not slay The Rampaging Dragon! Will Kidd have to try better next year?

As for Takagi, he gets the mic to say, “Well, that’s that. And now we know… IT’S MY TIME!” The fans cheer that! Takagi then thanks Okayama for coming out to the show, despite their busy schedules on a weekday. With this win, he’s through the second round. And if he were a betting man, he’s sure Yota Tsuji will make it through, too. The fans like the sound of that. Takagi says that then, one of them will face Tetsuya Naito for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. After all, it was just before the Cup, to a certain sports outlet, that Naito predicted the winner. Do you know that the favorite to win this is Shingo Takagi?

In other words, the only thing Shingo can take is to fulfill his selfish desire to have an IWGP World Heavyweight Championship match with Tetsuya Naito! Though, just because Naito and Takagi say they want to have that match, that doesn’t mean the fans want the match. But then the fans cheer! Takagi says that’s a good reaction, but he might not be hearing it right, maybe his eardrums got ruptured or something. Could they be a little louder please? The fans cheer again and louder, but he wants to confirm. Do they want Naito VS Takagi for the world title? The fans cheer again! What about Yota Tsuji? There are cheers, but not quite like for Takagi.

Then does that mean they wanna see that world title wrapped around Takagi’s waist? The fans definitely cheer that! Well, Takagi is the kind of pro-wrestler that responds to the wants of the fans, so whether he can or he can’t, he’s got no choice but to go for it! So watch him use this momentum to soar like a dragon right to the New Japan Cup! And like before, Naito and Tsuji join Takagi out here. They LIJ fist bump and the fans cheer, but will Takagi fulfill his dream with his own two hands?


My Thoughts:

Another great night for NJPW, with both New Japan Cup matches being great stuff. Though, of course the House of Torture cheated Leo out of that match. ELP is facing Tsuji tomorrow, so it’s not like the House gets to cheat him out of anything, but there’s still a chance the House will want the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag titles to add to their collection. Takagi VS Kidd was great stuff, especially with how extensive that brawl before the bell was. Takagi wins another main event, has another solid promo to establish the LIJ story, and he’s definitely still a frontrunner in this tournament.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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