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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/7/24)
Spring has sprung in NJPW!
Time to bust some brackets!
The New Japan Cup has returned for 2024, and this is going to be some March madness! We have one month until Sakura Genesis, who heads for the world title?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Bishamon & Boltin Oleg VS El Phantasmo, Hikuleo & Jado; Bishamon & Boltin win.
- Toru Yano & Togi Makabe VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Mikey Nicholls; ZSJ & Mikey win.
- Six Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club; The United Empire wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Shota Umino, El Desperado, YOH & Tomoaki Honma VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins.
- 10 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Just5Guys; LIJ wins.
- 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Tomohiro Ishii VS Chase Owens; Chase wins and advances.
- 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Tanga Loa VS Great-O-Khan; Loa wins and advances.
- 2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: TJP VS David Finlay; Finlay wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Tomohiro Ishii VS Chase Owens!
Chaos and Bullet Club battled last night and they’re continuing to battle now! Will the Stone Pitbull join Toru Yano and Yoshi-Hashi in the next round? Or will the Crown Jewel avenge his tag partner, Kenta?
The moment Chase’s introduction is done, Ishii DECKS him! Bullet Club struck first last night so Ishii’s getting the jump on Chase! The bell rings and Chase bails out but Ishii pursues! Ishii ROCKS Chase, whips him hard into railing, and then brings him around to whip into more railing! Ishii then goes through the gate, grabs a chair, but the ref reprimands. Ishii lets the ref have the chair and he stalks Chase into the crowd. Ishii CLUBS Chase, then ROCKS him with a forearm. Chase staggers but Ishii reels him in. The ring count begins while Chase fights a suplex! Chase grabs a Young Lion, too!
Ishii lets Chase go, takes a swing, but the Young Lion is used as a shield! Chase then shoves the Young Lion into Ishii and the count is 10 of 20! Chase hurries back to ringside, and Ishii stands back up at 16! But another Young Lion is thrown into Ishii! Chase slides in at 17, but Ishii manages to slide in at 19! But then Chase Oklahoma Rolls him! TWO! Ishii escapes but Chase rolls him back up, TWO! Chase kicks low, snapmares, and then uses his feet in a NECK SNAPPER! Ishii writhes and the fans rally up but Chase looms over him. Chase steps on Ishii’s face, then brings Ishii up to throw him out. Chase then goes out to whip Ishii into railing!
Ishii slumps down, feeling the receipt for earlier. Chase leaves Ishii behind, the count begins, but Ishii is in at 3 of 20. Chase stands on Ishii at the ropes, the ref counts, but Chase only lets off the ropes with his hands. The ref reprimands, Chase steps away and brings Ishii up. Chase whips corner to corner hard, and Ishii staggers around. Chase has Ishii on the ropes and brings him up, but Ishii CHOPS! And CHOPS! Chase CLAWS Ishii’s face! The ref reprimands but Chase takes off his shirt, to CHOKE Ishii with it! The ref counts, Chase lets off, and he stalks Ishii. Chase drags Ishii up to ELBOW him right on the head!
Ishii growls, but Chase ELBOWS him on the neck! Ishii shakes his head, so Chase kicks low and hits a NECKBREAKER! Chase brings Ishii around to clamp on a neck wrench! Ishii endures, the fans rally up, and Chase pushes Ishii down. Chase drags Ishii back up, headlocks, and claims a hair pull so that he can get away with a headlock punch! Ishii snarls and headbutts the mat to fire himself up! Chase kicks Ishii around, eggs him on, but Ishii just scowls. Ishii stands and Chase BOOTS, but Ishii just eggs him on! Chase BOOTS, forearms, and whips, but Ishii comes back to run Chase over!
The fans fire up for Ishii and he brings Chase up. Ishii reels Chase in but Chase fights the back suplex with elbows! Chase whips, Ishii reverses then reels Chase in, SAIDO! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Ishii brings Chase back up and in, but Chase fights the lift. Chase wrenches free, Ishii blocks the lariat to spin him, but Chase suplexes! Ishii fights that off, swings but into the full nelson! Chase then spins Ishii around, but Ishii suplexes Chase up and over! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ishii rises while Chase flounders and Ishii runs in at the corner. But Chase catches Ishii to BUCKLE SHOT, STO, and SENTON!
Both men are down again and the fans rally up. Ishii goes to the corner, Chase runs in, and forearm smashes! Chase snapmares and runs, “I hate your face!” KNEE! Chase then full nelsons, spins and NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Ishii stays in this, but Chase keeps his cool. The fans rally up, Chase brings Ishii in for the nelson, but Ishii resists! Ishii elbows free but Chase fires a strike fest! Ishii blocks the boot to ROCK Chase! Ishii runs, but Chase BOOTS him! Chase runs, but Ishii ROCKS him at the ropes! Ishii runs, fakes Chase out, but Chase still gets aounnd to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ishii’s right up!
Ishii GERMAN SUPLEXES Chase! Chase stands, rebounds, but Ishii SWATS the lariat to LARIAT! Chase BOOTS, runs up, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire back up while both men are down! Ishii rises and the fans rally behind him. Ishii storms up on Chase, but Chase fires a forearm! Ishii doesn’t budge! Chase sighs, and he forearms again! But Ishii leans into the shot! And again! Then Ishii DECKS Chase! The fans fire up again while Chase falls into the corner! Ishii storms up on Chase, drags him up to put on the top rope, then climbs up after him. Ishii brings Chase to the very top, but Chase fires body shots!
Ishii still lifts Chase! Chase fights more, Ishii lifts again, and still hits the SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up, Ishii covers, TWO!! Chase stays in this and Ishii roars! Ishii drags Chase up, reels him in, but Chase fights the lift! Chase back drops, Ishii sunset flips but Chase sits on it! TWO, and Ishii stands, into a SPINNING ELBOW! Chase runs up, C-TRIGGER- NO!! Ishii blocks to pop Chase up, POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Chase survives and the fans fire up again! Ishii sits Chase up, runs, but Chase ducks the sliding lariat! Chase BOOTS, wrenches, hammerlocks, JEWEL HEIST! Cover, TWO!!
Both men are down, the fans rally up again. Ishii goes to ropes and Chase runs in, C-TRIGGER! But Ishii just snarls at Chase! Chase SOBATS, swings, but Ishii SWATS the lariat to HEADBUTT Chase down! Ishii staggers to a corner, leans on the buckles, and he fires himself back up! The fans are with Ishii as he roars! Chase rises, Ishii runs, but Chase C-TRIGGERS!! Chase hurries to set Ishii up again, C-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Ishii survives and the fans are thunderous! Chase is shocked but he hurries to reload! Chase fires himself up, brings Ishii up, and reels him in! Chase tucks the arms, but Ishii fights the lift!
Ishii Alabama Lifts, but Chase fights that! Chase steps through, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ishii survives again and Chase can’t believe it! Chase isn’t phenomenal but he thought he had it! Chase stands back up, he goes back for Ishii, and he drags Ishii up. Chase reels Ishii in but Ishii HEADBUTTS! Chase rebounds to LARIAT! Ishii’s right up! Ishii swings, into a HALF ‘N’ HALF!! And then Chase runs to C-TRIGGER!!! But he’s not done there! Chase tucks the arms for the- NO, Ishii fights the lift! Chase powers through, but Ishii powers out! Chase ROCKS Ishii, ROLLING- ENZIGIRI!! Chase goes down and the fans are thunderous again!
Ishii throws off his elbow pads and drags himself up with the ropes. Chase rises, Ishii SLIDING LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!! Ghost pin!! TWO!! Ishii escapes, and RAMMING HEADBUTTS!! Cover, TWO?!?! Chase survives but Ishii roars! the fans are thunderous again as Ishii hauls Chase back up. Ishii runs to LARIAT!! Ishii isn’t done there, either! He drags Chase up to suplex, and- NO, Chase wrenches out to pop-up C-TRIGGER!! And then Chase tucks the arms! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, CHASE WINS!
Winner: Chase Owens, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
The Crown Jewel did not crack under pressure, and he just broke through the Stone Pitbull! Is Chase Owens going to finally show his true worth in the New Japan Cup?
2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Tanga Loa w/ Jado VS Great-O-Khan w/ Jeff Cobb!
While Tama Tonga may be moving on from NJPW, the Silverback is looking to move up within NJPW! Will he make the climb towards the world title? Or will be eliminated by the United Empire’s Dominator?
The bell rings and Loa RAMS Khan right into the corner! Loa RAMS in again and again, but the ref counts. Loa lets off at 4, then apologizes to the ref. Loa storms back up but Khan TACKLES him! Khan goes for the arms as they go around on the mat. Khan has a top wristlock, but then shifts to a waistlock and roll. Loa fights around, Khan goes back for arms, then facelocks. Khan has a cording hold, then floats around to chinlock. Loa endures, Khan shifts to gut wrench and roll with Loa. Loa blocks so Khan shifts around again to rear mount. Khan hooks Loa with a leg and brings him down, but Loa avoids the armbar.
Khan shifts again, lateral press cover, ONE! Khan keeps Loa down with a facelock but Loa endures. Jado coaches Loa but Khan shifts to for a CROSSFACE! Loa endures, even as Khan digs his knuckles into Loa’s forehead. Khan focuses on the headlock but Loa rolls to a cover! TWO, and Khan still holds on tight. Loa pulls at hair and beard but the ref reprimands. Khan brings Loa up as he grinds the headlock, and smothers him with his iron fist. Loa still fights up, and he throws body shots. Loa powers up and out and ELBOWS Khan down! Khan is right up but Loa LARIATS! Khan stands up again but Loa scoops and SLAMS him!
The fans fire up as Loa paces around. Loa drags Khan up, but Khan CLAPS to fake him out! Khan then brings Loa up, and DUMPS him out of the ring! The fans rally while Loa tumbles to the floor. Jado coaches Loa but Cobb applauds Khan. Khan makes his way out after Loa, stands on Loa’s leg, but lets off to BOOT Loa down! Khan drags Loa back up, brings him around, and whips him hard into railing! Loa tumbles up and over into the front row! Khan storms out after Loa, and has a fan move aside to he can use his chair! Khan CHOKES Loa with the chair, the ref reprimands and Khan stops. The ref gives the fans his seat back while Khan brings Loa to ringside.
Loa shoves Khan so Khan kicks Loa down. Khan drags Loa back up, clamps on a chinlock to drag him along, and then squeezes him int the gateway! The ring count is climbing, Khan SLAMS the gate on Loa! Khan leaves Loa behind as we pass 10 of 20. Loa sputters and rises at 15, hobbles in at 16, and the fans cheer. Khan stands on Loa for a cocky cover, ONE! Khan kicks Loa around, drags him up by an ear, but Loa throws body shots! Khan eggs Loa on, Jado coaches Loa, and Loa throws more shots. Khan BOOTS Loa down! Khan then drags Loa back up, bumps him off buckles, and fires the fans up!
Khan hops up the corner and sits on his throne! The ref reprimands and counts while Loa flails, but Khan pulls the arms back! The ref reprimands and counts again, but Khan lets off at 4. Jado coaches Loa, but Khan brings Loa around to suplex! FALCON ARROW, then a cocky cover, ONE! Khan is annoyed so he covers properly, TWO! Loa is still in this but Khan flexes to say this is easy. Khan kicks Loa around, toys with him, but Jado tells Loa to fight back. Khan just looms over Loa, puts some stank on his hands, and grins as he winds up, Mongolian Chop! Loa snarls and shakes his head, so Khan Mongolian Chops again!
Cobb says keep on Loa, but Loa back hands! And UPPERCUTS! And back hand, and uppercut, and repeat! Loa backs Khan up with strike after strike, faster and faster! Loa fires up and says F U! CHOP!! The fans fire up with Loa and he brings Khan up to whip corner to corner. Loa runs up to A-LIST LARIAT! Khan staggers away while Loa climbs up, then Loa MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Loa covers, TWO! Loa fires up more and the fans are with him! Loa drags Khan up, scoops him, but Khan slips free! Khan waistlocks but Loa switches. Khan wrenches to facelock then shift, and he drags Loa down!
Khan facelocks Loa, drags him back up, throws some short knees, then hits a SAYANAGI! The fans rally again while Loa is down. Khan catches his breath and waits on Loa to rise. Loa stirs, Khan storms up and clamps onto an arm. Khan wrenches then hits fireman’s carry takeover. Then a MONKEY FLIP! Khan has both wrists, and whips for a SAYANAGI! The fans fire up, Khan covers, TWO! Khan clamps onto Loa with the IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Loa flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while Khan lets off. Khan elbows Loa then drags him back up. Khan reels Loa in to a torture rack, but Loa fights the lift!
The fans rally, Loa pries at the grip and throws some elbows! Khan lets go, to ROCK Loa with a forearm! Loa grins and chuckles, then ROCKS Khan in return! Khan nods and grins, and he comes back to ROCK Loa! Loa nods, and he fires a forearm! The forearms keep going back and forth and the fans rally up as they pick up speed! Khan gets the edge, then UPPERCUTS! Then ROLLING ELBOWS! Loa wobbles and staggers but stays on his feet! Loa growls, kicks, KICKS and ENZIGIRIS! Loa scoops Khan for a POWERSLAM! Loa then goes to a corner and climbs up! DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Khan moves!
Khan hurries to clamp onto Loa, KATAGATAME! Loa resists the head ‘n’ arm triangle, but Khan shifts. Loa has the ROPEBREAK, but Khan won’t let go! Khan clinches to EXPLODER! And back to the KATAGATAME!! Loa endures as Khan leans all his weight on the hold! Loa reaches out but Khan headstands and then drops back down for more pressure! Jado coaches Loa, Loa fights his way around, and uses a leg for the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Loa survives by a literal foot! Khan lets Loa go, brings him back up, and clamps on the IRON CLAW SLEEPER Then the F G O PLEX! Khan fires up, runs, but Loa LARIATS first!!
Loa hurries to scoop Khan, for APE SHID!! Cover, TWO!!! Khan survives and the fans are thunderous! Loa and Khan flounder around but Loa stands first. Loa suplexes, but Khan kicks to fight it off! Khan then scoops, for T T D!! Cover, TWO?!? Loa survives but Khan is too tired to be shocked! The fans rally up, both men stir, and Khan rises first. Khan roars with the Monster Rage! Khan drags Loa up, reels him in, and has the HITSUJIGOROSHI! Khan throws some knees and elbows, then he twists the Sheep Killer! Loa endures, so Khan clamps on the IRON CLAW, for the ELIMIN- NO! Loa arm-drags free! And SPEARS!!
Loa hurries to haul Khan up with both hands, for KAMI-GOYE!!! Cover, LOA WINS!!!
Winner: Tanga Loa, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
The Silverback gives a shoutout to the Golden Star, and that helps him win! He has a golden ticket to the KOPW Championship in his back pocket, but will Loa head right for THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion?
2024 New Japan Cup Opening Round: TJP w/ Francesco Akira VS David Finlay w/ Gedo!
While Will Ospreay has moved on from NJPW, there is still much for the United Empire and Bullet Club to fight over! The Aswang is still out for blood, will he get his pound of flesh from The Rebel? Or will Finlay unleash his fury over losing his IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship?
The moment Finlay is ringside, TJP WRECKS him with a dropkick! Finlay hits railing and the fans fire up while TJP puts him back in the ring! The bell rings and MAMBA SPLASH!! Finlay flounders away but TJP goes up and out to WRECK him with another dropkick! The fans fire up behind “T J P! T J P!” and TJP POSTS Finlay! Finlay staggers away but TJP puts him in the ring again. Gedo protests but what does he expect after everything Bullet Club’s done? TJP has Finlay in a corner, scrapes and scrubs his face, and the fans fire up for the BOOT WASH! TJP says one more time and the fans like that!
TJP scrubs Finlay again and again, then runs side to side to BOOT WASH! And with some extra stank! TJP soaks up the cheers, rallies the fans again, and he goes back to the corner. But Finlay YANKS TJP down! TJP tumbles out to the floor, but Finlay goes out to fireman’s carry, and POST him! The fans boo but Finlay soaks up the heat. Finlay leaves TJP behind and wants the count, so the count begins. Akira coaches TJP up and TJP sits up at 10 of 20. TJP still crawls his way over to the ring, and he drags himself up at 15. But he flops back over! The count is 18, TJP springs in at 19.5! And Finlay ELBOWS him down!
Finlay SENTONS then rains down fists! Gedo likes it but Akira protests and the fans boo. Finlay claims he runs NJPW, and he suplexes to BROKEN ARROW! TJP flounders, Finlay flexes, but the fans rally behind TJP. Finlay drags TJP up, whips him hard into a corner, and TJP falls in a heap! Finlay eggs TJP on, then asks where the fighting spirit went. Finlay whips TJP back in hard, and TJP tumbles up and out to the floor! Gedo mocks TJP, Akira checks on TJP, but Finlay says he’s just too strong. The fans boo but Finlay says he is the future world champion! Finlay drags TJP up to RAM him into railing!
Finlay fires off hands and CLUBS TJP down! Gedo likes what he sees, and the ring count starts. Finlay tells Red Shoes to stop, they don’t need it. The count still reaches 10 of 20 by the time Finlay puts TJP in. Finlay stalks TJP, has him at the ropes, and then UPPERCUTS him down! Finlay says this is too easy, he’s too strong. Finlay whips TJP but TJP goes Spider-Man! TJP then slips under, around, and wrangles Finlay to get an arm! TJP traps that arm to get the other! DARK ARMBAR!! Finlay flails and writhes and the fans fire up! Gedo is upset now but TJP runs to CROSSBODY Finlay and himself out of the ring!
The fans rally while both men are on the floor. TJP sits up first, and the fans rally behind him as he and Finlay stand, Finlay slides in but TJP takes aim from the apron. Finlay runs up to fire a forearm but TJP gives it back! The fans fire up as the brawl continues, but then Finlay CLUBS TJP’s hand! Finlay goes to suplex but TJP wrenches out and ELBOW BREAKER HOTSHOTS! Finlay is stuck, TJP goes up the corner! GUILLOTINE MAMBA SPLASH! The fans are thunderous as TJP puts Finlay in! TJP then climbs again, for the FLYING FOREARM! Finlay flounders around and TJP pounds the mat. The fans rally up and TJP aims from a corner.
TJP runs corner to corner to GAMANGIRI, then he puts Finlay in a Tree of Woe! Gedo protests but TJP scrubs Finlay again! TJP runs side to side, BOOT WASH! TJP then goes up the corner, and he sits Finlay up so he can drop WOE STOMPS on him!! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but TJP keeps his cool. TJP watches Finlay rise and Akira joins in on drumming, “T! J P!” TJP runs from the corner, but Finlay clinches! IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Finlay turns things around but it isn’t feeling so easy anymore. The fans rally as both men stir, and they go to opposite corners. TJP rises, Finlay runs in, but TJP goes up!
Finlay catches TJP before he can get over, and hits a DOMINATOR! Cover, TWO!! TJP survives and Gedo is furious with Red Shoes! Finlay drags TJP up, suplexes, but TJP fights that! TJP BOOTS Finlay, but Finlay rebounds and LARIATS! Finlay then scoops TJP, and spins around for the SWINGING IRISH CURSE!! Cover, TWO!!! TJP survives and the fans fire up again! Finlay is frustrated but then he laughs it off. Finlay slashes his throat, fans boo, but Finlay flips them off. Finlay suplexes, but TJP slips free! IRON OCTOPUS!! The fans fire up while Finlay endures the stretch! Finlay moves around, pops free, and gives TJP SNAKE EYES!
Finlay runs, but TJP gets around to IRON OCTOPUS again!! Finlay is brought to his knees and Gedo panics! Finlay crawls on his knees, then falls into the ROPEBREAK! TJP lets go in frustration but the fans are still with him. TJP drags Finlay up and YANKS the bad arm! Akira says break that arm! TJP YANKS the arm again, then scuffs Finlay. TJP wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER, but he doesn’t let go! The fans fire up as TJP wrenches and crisscrosses the arms. Finlay powers out but TJP SUPERKICKS! TJP runs, into an ELBOW! Finlay runs, into a ROLLING SOBAT! Finlay ROLLING ELBOWS in return!
Finlay keeps moving, but TJP catches him, spins him, and DISCUS LARIATS!! The fans fire up and TJP hauls Finlay up. TJP crosses the arms, but Finlay suplexes, INTO OBLIVION!! Cover, TWO!!!! TJP survives and the fans fire up! Gedo is frustrated and Finlay goes to a corner. Finlay wants TJP to get up so he can take his head! Finlay runs up, but TJP ducks the blindside lariat to ghost pin! TWO!! Finlay escapes, then scoops, DEEP SIX!! Finlay drags TJP back up, and has him up, POWER- SATELLITE DDT!!! The fans are thunderous as TJP turns things around! Akira coaches TJP and TJP goes to a corner, but Gedo gets on the apron!
The fans boo as Finlay gets his shillelagh! Finlay takes a swing, but TJP blocks with a headscissors! And SPITS BLOOD MIST!! The fans fire up as TJP then BLINDSIDE BUSAIKU KNEES!! Cover, TWO?!?! Finlay survives but TJP DROPKICKS Gedo down! The fans fire up and TJP hurries to the corner! TJP climbs, aims, and MAMBA SPLASHES!!! Cover, TWO?!?! But into the STF, then PINOY STRETCH!!! Finlay freaks out, flails, reaches out, and drags TJP along with him! Finlay has an arm free but TJP grabs for it! TJP keeps the crossface, but Finlay still gets the ROPEBREAK! TJP lets go in frustration but the fans still rally behind him.
TJP drags Finlay up, crosses the arms, but Finlay NORTHERN LIGHTS out! Bridging cover, TWO, and TJP still has the arms! Finlay RAMS TJP, runs back in, but TJP goes up and over! TORNADO- NO, Finlay blocks the DDT! And suplexes TJP into buckles! Finlay hauls TJP up to POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!!! TJP survives and Finlay is beside himself! Finlay hauls TJP up, slashes his throat, and suplexes INTO OVERKILL!! Cover, Finlay wins!
Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
TJP put up an incredible fight, but he just couldn’t conquer The Rebel! What will it take for TJP to finally reach that next level?
As for Finlay, he and Gedo have the ring and Finlay gets the mic. Finlay says, “Hey, where’s everybody going? Sit down, sit down, The Rebel has something to say! One down, four to go. I promise you people, I will leave five bodies in this ring! Last year, I made it all the way to the finals. This year, I win the whole damn thing!” Now, Finlay knows Naito is back there watching, so let him say this: After Finlay becomes the 2024 New Japan Cup Champion, he is gonna SMASH Naito into a thousand pieces and take the world championship! Fans boo but Finlay says after that, Finlay is going after Nic Nemeth for revenge!
Gedo takes the mic now to say, “OI, that was just the first round and the first demonstration of what Finlay has! Finlay will take the Cup, then Naito’s belt, then Nemeth’s belt! The Rebel’s taking the F over everything! I need The Rebel, NJPW needs The Rebel, and the world needs The Rebel!” The alpha War Dog wants to be the alpha of wrestling, will he prove to be the most dangerous man in all of NJPW?
My Thoughts:
A great official start to the 2024 New Japan Cup series, though only three tournament matches was a bit of a surprise to me. Well, I guess that makes it six in total so far with three more just yesterday. Anyway, great and rather surprising wins for Chase and Loa here. I suppose both IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions can’t lose with Kenta already out against Hashi last night. But between the two, I would’ve thought Kenta was moving on and Chase would bite the bullet against Ishii. And I suppose in how NJPW has been essentially thanking Hashi for his dedication by giving him accolades and wins, it’s the same for Chase. Chase has stuck it out despite being used as sorta the low man on the Bullet Club totem pole, and now he’s a tag champion and getting some great wins.
And an awesome main event match for TJP and Finlay. I should’ve figured Finlay would win, and I do have to give him some credit that in character, he isn’t actually moving on from the Global Championship, he’s just doubling down. To be fair, more wrestling champions need to be written like that, especially the Heels. Why stop at being world champion when you can be THE champion with as many belts as you are eligible for? Granted, I don’t think Finlay is winning the Cup, but I do think he’s going to go far. He might be one of the semifinalists, possibly running into Takagi or Yota as they also go for the Cup to give Naito his LIJ VS LIJ Sakura Genesis match.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26
TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?
AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.
WOAH! @AJStylesOrg and @FrankieKazarian come face to face on #TNAiMPACT on @AMC_TV! pic.twitter.com/CSh7IpV5ex
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 16, 2026
Ratings:
- Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
- TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
- TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Results:
AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him.
Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4
The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.
Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.
Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening. If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far.
20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent.
I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.
WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage.
TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand
The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.
This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.
TNA International Champion @Stacks_WWE and @AriannaGraceWWE take plenty of shots at @milanmiracle ahead of #TNAGenesis! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/9V2wMk3zlk
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 16, 2026
Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold.
Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.
TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana
Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.
Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.
Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!
Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!
Overall Score: 2.5/10
This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.
Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.
This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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Will The Chef continue to serve up L’s?
ROH Women’s World Television Champion, Red Velvet, dared Taya Valkyrie to step up, but instead gets Robyn Renegade on the Proving Grounds! Will the kitchen be cooking either way?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Grizzled Young Veterans VS Spanish Announce Project; GYV wins.
- Lance Archer VS Vin Parker; Archer wins.
- Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions VS Kiran Grey; Shane wins.
- 8 Man Tag: QT Marshall, Aaron Solow & The Von Erichs VS The Frat House; QT, Solo & The Von Erichs win.
- Mixed Six Tag: MXM TV VS The Infantry; The Infantry wins.
- ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS Robyn Renegade; Velvet wins and denies Robyn a title match.
- Blake Christian & Lee Johnson w/ Jay Lethal VS Alex Reynolds & Evil Uno; Blake & Lee win.
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Grizzled Young Veterans VS Spanish Announce Project!
Before their Collision with Eddie Kingston & Ortiz, Zack Gibson & James Drake look to get a little tune-up in. Will they teach Angelico & Serpentico how to #GritYourTeeth? Or can the South African Stud & #SNAKEMAN help Gibson & Drake chill out?
The teams sort out and Angelico starts against Drake. The Code of Honor is not upheld as Drake kicks the hand away. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. They tie up, Angelico wrenches Drake’s arm to a wristlock, but Drake THROWS Angelico down by his hair! Drake twists Angelico’s arm, wristlocks in return, but Angelico rises up to hop around, spin and slip through to trip Drake! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps on Drake with the armlock, but Drake goes to a corner. Angelico wrenches, whips corner to corner, but Drake goes up and out! Drake then RAMS Angelico, goes up and in and tags Gibson.
Drake whips Angelico to the corner, runs in and ELBOWS Angelico! Gibson adds a LARIAT! Then feed to Drake’s WHEEL KICK! The fans are torn but GYV doesn’t really care. Gibson eggs on Angelico, then calls out Eddie Kingston, asking if Eddie’s taking notes. Gibson UPPERCUTS Angelico, and UPPERCUTS, and- Angelico hooks the arm! Gibson fights off the backslide, KNEES low, then whips, only for Angelico to hurdle and BOOT Gibson down! The fans fire up as Angelico wrenches Gibson. Angelico ELBOW BREAKERS, then he tags in Serpentico. Serpentico goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm!
SAP then double whips, double dropdown, then HIP TOSS and ZANMAI! Then Serpentico SENTONS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Serpentico and he CHOPS Gibson to the corner. Serpentico CHOPS again, the fans rally up more, but Gibson BOOTS Serpentico! Gibson ELBOWS Angelico, then runs up on Serpentico, but Serpentico dodges to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Gibson clinches, Drake tags in! Gibson whips Serpentico, Drake DROPKICKS the legs out, then Gibson basement DROPKICKS! Then Drake uses Gibson to launch, MAYHEM IN MOTION! The fans boo while Angelico falls and GYV stands tall.
Gibson goes out to drag Angelico up and whip him into railing! The fans boo more but Gibson just blows mocking kisses. Drake goes for Serpentico, but Serpentico GAMANGIRIS! Gibson grabs at Serpentico, Serpentico kicks him away, but Drake grabs the leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Serpentico writhes, but Drake stands him up. Drake grabs that leg, SHIN BREAKER! Serpentico writhes but Drake drags him around for a toehold. Drake puts on the pressure, even digging his knee in, but the fans rally. Serpentico grabs at Drake, Drake also asks if Eddie & Ortiz are watching closely. But Serpentico kicks free with the free leg!
Drake tags Gibson, Gibson clamps onto Serpentico, and Gibson wrenches to SHIN- CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE! Serpentico hobbles, Gibson trips him, and Gibson pushes on the leg! Serpentico resists the turn, but Gibson still manages a HALF CRAB at this angle! Serpentico endures, reaches out, but Gibson pushes on that bad leg! Serpentico still has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Gibson shifts the angle, and now he has the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Serpentico has the ROPEBREAK, but Gibson tags Drake in. Drake STOMPS Serpentico down! The fans boo but Drake taunts Serpentico, “Do you have any idea who you’re in with, lad?”
Drake stands Serpentico up in the corner, talks more trash, but Serpentico CHOPS him! The fans fire up while Drake is stinging! Serpentico jumps up to RANA! The fans fire up, Drake tags Gibson, but Serpentico dodges! Hot tag to Angelico! Angelico rallies on GYV with LARIAT after LARIAT! Gibson catches Angelico but Angelico BOOTS Drake to a corner! Angelico then RAMS Gibson into the corner and arm-drags him down. Now Angelico uses Gibson as a step to AX HANDLE Drake down! The fans fire up with Angelico, and he bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK and KICK away on Gibson! Angelico whips, Gibson reverses, then Gibson avoids the sweep, but not the EDDY GORDO KICK!
Angelico pushes Gibson over for a cover, TWO! Gibson survives and Angelico is a bit surprised, but he hurries to get Gibson up. Angelico clinches but Gibson fires elbows. Gibson swings, but into that clinch! FLATLINER! Hot tag back to Serpentico and he goes up! Serpentico SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, Drake breaks it! The fans boo but Angelico is on Drake! JAB after JAB, but Drake shoves back! Angelico dodges to LARIAT Drake against the ropes! Drake almost goes up and over, but he ends up floundering under. Angelico goes out to get Drake, but Drake wrenches and waistlocks. Drake RAMS Angelico into steel steps!
Serpentico WRECKS Drake with a dropkick! Gibson rolls Serpentico up, but Serpentico rolls though! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Gibson gets that leg again, but Serpentico CLUBS away! But Gibson ducks enzigiri and DRAGON SCREWS! Serpentico writhes, Gibson goes up a corner, and FLYING CODE BREAKER! Gibson shouts to Eddie & Ortiz, then he tags Drake. Drake climbs, Gibson says this is on Eddie! This is on Ortiz! COAST2COAST!! Drake covers, GYV wins!
Winners: Grizzled Young Veterans, by pinfall
On this night, GYV > SAP, but Gibson wants the mic. Gibson again calls out Eddie & Ortiz, “I hope you’re watching. I hope you’re sat somewhere, taking notes on how professionals handle their business! Maximum Carnage! This is the future for you two dweebs!” Drake CHOKES Serpentico with the GYV scarf! The fans boo, but Gibson stomps Serpentico! WAIT! Eddie & Ortiz are here! The Mad King & Monkey have chairs, so GYV beat feet! Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem say they do this on their time! But will Gibson & Drake have to grit their teeth? Or can they survive Maximum Carnage?
8 Man Tag: QT Marshall, Aaron Solow & The Von Erichs VS The Frat House!
God’s Gift to Wrestling was successful at World’s End as he, Big Boom AJ, and the whole crew humbled Roppongi Vice. But now QT & Aaron team up with Marshall & Ross to see if they can humble some Frat boys. Will they bring the DOOM via Iron Claws? Or will Preston Vance, Jacked Jameson, Cole Karter & Griff Garrison have a reason to party in Arlington?
Jameson of course has a mic to say, “Lemme hear ya say FRAAAAAAT HOOOOOUSE~! Our opponents tonight are a couple of Texas wrestling legends, The Von Erichs. Sorry, oh my God, that’s so embarrassing, I said that wrong. Our opponents tonight are sponges living off the NAME ‘Von Erich.’ And speaking of sponges, their partners, QT Marshall & Aaron Solo, have been sponging off of Big Boom AJ, and now they figured they’d leech onto the Von Erichs. The only thing spongy about The Frat House is our livers when it soaks up all this liquor we’re gonna drink tonight! Vance, tell ’em why!”
Vance grabs the mic to remind us that the number one rule is: Win or lose, we BOOZE! The fans boo as The Frat House finish their walk to the ring, letting QT & Solo make their entrance, followed by The Von Erichs. The fans boo as Jameson takes a fan sign claiming he can’t even bench 135 pounds. The teams then sort out, Ross steps up to Cole, and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, Cole and Ross tie up, and Cole slips around to headlock. Ross fires body shots, powers up and out, but Cole RUNS Ross over. Cole flexes while the fans boo, and things speed up. Ross drops down, hurdles over, then DROPKICKS Cole!
The fans cheer, Ross drags Cole over, tag to Marshall. The Von Erichs whip, Ross drops down and Marshall DROPKICKS! The fans cheer and Marshall kicks low. Scoop and SLAM, then Marshall ELBOW DROPS! Marshall drags Cole up, headlocks, and he tags Ross back in. They double whip again, then DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans cheer but Vance runs up! The Von Erichs dodge to DOUBLE DROPKICK again! Ross hurries to get Cole up, bring him over, and tag to Solo. Solo wrenches Cole but Cole ROCKS him! Tag to Griff, but Aaron LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! But Griff BOOTS the third lariat!
Griff spins but Aaron ducks the lariat to NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up for Solo and he hurries to go for Griff. Griff THROWS Aaron out, Aaron RAMS Griff, but Cole grabs at Solo! QT protests but that only distracts the ref! Aaron kicks Cole, kicks Vance, then ROCKS Griff, but Jameson anchors Solo! Vance gets back up to GRIND Solo’s face against the ropes! Griff then slingshots Solo into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Griff keeps Solo down, drags him over, and he tags in Jameson. They mug Solo, then Jameson puts Solo on the ropes. Jameson runs to LARIAT Solo through the ropes! “Where the best party, baby!”
Jameson then drags Solo up for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Jameson keeps him from the corner. The fans rally for QT & The Von Erichs, but Jameson bumps Solo off buckles. Tag to Vance and Vance stomps a mudhole in. The ref reprimands and counts, Vance steps back and tags Griff. Griff keeps Solo from his corner, DECKS him with a right hand, then brings him back up. Solo JAWBREAKERS free! Griff tags Vance back in, Vance grabs the legs, but Solo BOOTS him away! Cole tags in, hurries to get Solo up, and BIG back suplex! Solo lands out, ELBOWS Jameson, then ELBOWS Cole!
But Vance & Griff DOUBLE BOOT! Feed to Cole’s DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up but Cole bumps Solo off buckles. Tag to Vance, Vance tags Jameson. They run to BLAST The Von Erichs! The fans boo but Vance sends Jameson in, LARIAT! Feed to a forearm, then Jameson UP KICKS Solo into Vance’s SPINEBUSTER! Jameson goes up, calls his shot, but Solo avoids the senton! The fans fir eup while Jameson writhes! Solo crawls, but Vance grabs the legs! Solo hops up to ENZIGIRI free! And hot tags to Griff and QT! The fans cheer QT as he dodges Griff, DECKS Cole, then LARIATS away on Griff!
QT whips, Griff reverses, but QT handsprings, RED DOT ENZIGIRI! The fans fire up with QT as he calls his shot, but Vance & Cole mug him! The Von Erichs storm in but they get sent back out! Cole whips QT, but QT reverses! Vance’s DISCUS LARIAT hits Cole! The fans fire up, and now Marshall gets Vance! IRON CLAW! Ross joins in, IRON CLAW BACK SUPLEX COMBO! But Griff rolls QT, TWO! Jameson tags in, QT SUPERKICKS Griff! Jameson LARIATS QT! Jameson gets Griff up, they double whip QT, but QT ducks the lariats! QT sends Jameson into Griff, the fans rally up, and the Von Erichs are back! DOUBLE IRON CLAWS!!
The fans fire up as Jameson’s eyes are rolling in the back of his head! Solo FLIES out onto Vance! Feed to QT’s DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, QTVE wins!
Winners: QT Marshall, Aaron Solo & The Von Erichs, by pinfall
A great win for this eclectic combination! But with LFI holding onto the tag titles, will it be QT & Solo or The Von Erichs that reach them first?
Mixed Six Tag: MXM TV VS The Infantry!
Taya Valkyrie was offered an opportunity directly from Red Velvet to step onto the Proving Grounds, but it seems Mrs. TV chose not to go for it. Will she regret it now that she, Mansoor & Mason Madden have to face Trish Adora, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo? Or will MXM TV show STP is not TV Ready?
MXM TV wants another Fingertip Touch of Honor, but The Infantry says no thanks. The trios then sort out, and it is ladies first as Taya starts against Adora. They circle, tie up, and Taya waistlocks. Adora pries at the hold, Taya shoves her to the corner and ELBOWS her! Then LARIATS! The fans rally as Taya CHOPS Adora against ropes! Taya snapmares, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Adora flounders away, the fans cheer Taya, but Bravo tags in! Taya is soaking up the adulation of Arlington, but Mason & Mansoor say look out! Taya dodges Bravo to CHOP him! And CHOP him! And wrench to wristlock.
Mansoor goes up and he AX HANDLES Bravo! The fans cheer the Sultan of Chic, he wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER, then tags the Mahogany Hunk! Mansoor feeds Bravo to Mason’s scoop, then Mansoor runs, CATWALK LEG DROP! Cover, ONE!! Mason CLUBS Bravo, tags Mansoor, and they double whip Bravo to DOUBLE ELBOW! Then they POSE! The fans cheer, then they fingertip touch DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Mansoor headlocks, Dean tags in as Bravo powers up and out. Mansoor whips, Bravo dodges to JAWBREAKER! Feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Dean torpedoes Mansoor, rains down fists, then he stands up to… POSE!
The fans are torn as Dean grins, then he runs up to RAM Mansoor into the corner! The Infantry all mugs Dean! The fans boo, but The Infantry stops while the ref holds Taya & Mason back. Dean then winds up to LARIAT Mansoor down! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for “M X M!” but that annoys STP. Dean clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Mansoor down. Mansoor endures, fights up, and the fans rally as he hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, Dean grabs a leg, but Mansoor hops up! He reaches out for Mason, but he’s literally fingertips away! Dean YANKS Mansoor back, and ELBOW DROPS! Dean then BLASTS Mason!
Dean threatens to smack Taya, too, then he runs up on Mansoor. But Mansoor DUMPS Dean out, ENZIGIRIS, and he dodges Bravo! Bravo falls out of the ring, hot tag to Taya! The fans fire up as La Wera Loca rallies on AfroPunk! LARIAT after LARIAT, then a flurry of forearms! Taya CHOPS Adora, whips corner to corner, but Adora reverses. Adora runs up, but Taya ELBOWS her away! Adora comes back, but Taya BOOTS her! Taya throws Adora down, then fires up! The fans rally for the METEORA! Cover, TWO! Adora survives but the fans rally for Taya. Taya runs back up, but into an ELBOW! Adora fires forearms, but Taya ROCKS her!
Taya fires another flurry, then roars, but Adora DECKS Taya! The fans are torn while Taya stumbles. Taya rises up, and she tells Adora not to mess with La Wera Loca, cabrona! The forearms fly back and forth and the fans fire up again! Adora dodges a boot, but so does Taya! Both women run up, DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! The fans rally, Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Mason and Dean! Mason BLASTS through double lariats to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE Dean & Bravo! ELBOW for Bravo, ELBOW for Dean, and a lEG LARIAT for Bravo! Then a dodge and BODY CHECK on Dean!
The fans fire up with Mason, he tags Mansoor, and they get Dean up! CHOKE SLAM PLEX COMBO! Cover, Bravo breaks it! Mason drags Bravo up, whips, but Bravo grabs ropes! Bravo DUMPS Mason, then PLANCHAS! Down goes Mason, and Bravo goes back to the ring. Mansoor gets Bravo with atomic drop to SPINEBUSTER! Dean kicks Mansoor, whips, but Mansoor reverses to TOSS Dean out! Mansoor DIVES! Direct hit on Dean! The fans fire up again, but wait, who is this tapping Mansoor on the shoulder? Mansoor turns around, but is in awe of her style and beauty. But then Bravo DECKS Mansoor! And now Bravo says, “Well hello, beautiful! I’ll be right back.”
Bravo brings Mansoor up, puts him in the ring, and Dean is ready. They lock ‘n’ load, 2 TO DA HEAD!! Cover, Infantry wins!
Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall
Well, the mystery woman at ringside aside, two-thirds of the ROH World Six Man Champions and their AfroPunk are victorious! Wait, Bravo really does go back to her and helps her step up and over the railing. She’s not Stori Denali tall but she’s still pretty tall. Will she become a new addition to STP’s numbers game?
ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS Robyn Renegade!
Speaking of that Proving Ground match, Taya’s loss is another’s gain, as The Chef is now serving this Renegade a golden opportunity. But will it come with a side of bitter defeat? Or can Robyn earn a golden ticket in ten minutes or less?
The Code of Honor is not really upheld as Robyn slaps the hand away, and the bell rings. The two tie up as we’re on the clock, and Velvet headlocks. Robyn powers up but Velvet holds on. Robyn pulls hair, wrenches out, and she blocks the arm-drag to THROW Velvet down. But Velvet kips up, only for Robyn to THROW her down again! Velvet kips back up, wrenches through, and then wristlocks. Velvet KICKS the leg, STO on Robyn, then a LEG DROP on the arm! Velvet has the short arm scissor and the fans rally. Robyn endures, bridges to a cover, TWO! Velvet lets Robyn go, Robyn headlocks, but Velvet powers up and out.
Robyn RUNS Velvet over, “kicks dirt” and brushes her shoulder off. Things speed up, Velvet drops down then jumps up, but Robyn catches her! Robyn smiles and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Velvet flounders from that hard landing while the fans boo Robyn. Robyn tells them to cry more. Robyn storms out to the apron to fetch Velvet, then APRON NECKBREAKER! Velvet flops to the floor, and Robyn slides into the ring. Robyn tells the ref to count Velvet out, that’s good enough to win her a future title match. The fans rally while the count climbs, and Velvet rises up at 5 of 20. Velvet is on the apron but Robyn storms up.
Velvet RAMS Robyn, but Robyn CLUBS Velvet! Robyn then JUMP STMOPS Velvet down! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Robyn is furious. Robyn smacks Velvet off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, but the fans boo. The ref counts, Robyn stops, and the ref warns her. Robyn stalks Velvet to a corner, CHOPS her, then tells the fans to shut up. Robyn pushes Velvet to another corner, CHOPS her again, and Robyn smiles while she dusts off her hands. Robyn stalks Velvet to another corner, stands her up again, and puts some stank on this one! But Velvet ducks that chop to return the favor! Robyn dodges, she SLAPS back!
The fans boo, but Robyn DOUBLE CHOPS Velvet down! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives, Robyn frowns, but she nods as she still has the edge. Robyn drags Velvet up, but Velvet fires body shots! Velvet runs but Robyn reels her in! BACK- CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Robyn escapes, hurries to her feet, and ducks a lariat to then yank Velvet’s hair! And she CLAWS Velvet’s back! The fans boo but Robyn suplexes, GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives and Robyn snarls again. Another cover, TWO! Robyn argues with the ref, the fans boo Robyn, but Velvet staggers to her feet. Velvet LARIATS Robyn! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS!
Velvet roars, runs, but Robyn follows! Only for Velvet to CALF KICK! The fans fire up with Velvet and she runs to DOUBLE KNEE Robyn in the back! Velvet YANKS Robyn back, winds it up, and HAYMAKER!! Cover, Velvet wins!
Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall (denies Robyn Renegade a title match)
There was some serious spice in that left hand, she could’ve won this by knockout. That’s a hot and fresh L for Robyn, who else will step into the kitchen and look to stir it up with The Chef?
Tony Khan and Athena are backstage.
The AEW-ROH President & CEO is honored to be here on ROH TV, joined by the ROH Women’s World Champion, The Fallen Goddess, the Forever Champion, Athena. They have a big announcement for a very special show just two weeks from tonight. Here on Honor Club, January 29th, in the Esports Stadium, it will be a collaboration of ROH and Metroplex Wrestling, aka MPX Wrestling, which is run by none other than Athena! It will be ROH x MPX: Global Wars, and Tony says Athena will bring in some top stars from MPX. Athena says it will be a phenomenal show, one no one will want to miss.
And when her Minions prove they’re the best in the world, we continue with this collaboration FOR-E-VER! Y’know, just like her championship reign. Well, that remains to be seen. Athena makes a face that says, “What’s that supposed to mean?” But TK is very excited about working with her, a fantastic champion and a fantastic promotor. He can’t wait to see that team-up show! He thanks Athena for working with them on this, and he’s sure her young wrestlers and Athena herself will have a great show for ROH x MPX: Global Wars. A big show indeed, but which stars will shine brightest in the Lonestar State?
Blake Christian & Lee Johnson w/ Jay Lethal VS Alex Reynolds & Evil Uno!
The Swirl brought down Tommy Billington & Adam Priest, proving they’re the true proteges of the Franchise Player. Will Vanilla Baby & Big Shotty continue to build momentum towards title opportunities? Or can The Dark Order prove they’re still good enough?
The teams sort out and Uno steps up to Blake. Blake does not keep the Code of Honor as he flips Uno off instead. The bell rings, the two circle, but Blake cartwheels past Uno to Fargo Strut. Still needs some work, but he just flips Uno off again. The fans boo but Uno storms up. Blake kicks low, headlocks, but Uno powers up and out. Blake RAMS Uno, Uno returns, but Blake hurdles. Uno shoves Blake, redirects, and then RUNS Blake over! Uno does his own Fargo Strut and the fans cheer that. Uno bumps Blake off Reynolds’ boot, then tags him in. The Dark Order DOUBLE SLINGSHOT BACK SUPLEX! Then they DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!
Reynolds brings Blake up, but Blake RAMS him into the Swirl corner. The ref counts, Blake backs off, but Lee gets his shots in behind the ref’s back. Blake tags Lee in, they mug Reynolds, then Blake whips Lee in, only for Reynolds to dodges! Then Reynolds dodges Blake to send him into Lee! Lethal is already frustrated as Reynolds goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up and Reynolds runs to LARIAT Blake down! And LARIAT Lee down! The fans fire up with Reynolds, he runs up and LARIATS Blake in the corner! Reynolds then BOOTS Lee away, runs up, but Lee dodges! Lee MONKEY FLIPS Blake so he can LARIAT Reynolds down!
Blake BLASTS Uno, Lee LARIATS Reynolds up and out, and The Swirl hurries out after them. Blake brings a chair over, but the ref is busy with an angry Uno. Lee hangs Reynolds out to dry on the railing while Blake sets the chair up nearby. Blake gets space, the fans rally up, and Blake runs back in! Chair-leap AX HANDLE! Down goes Reynolds, and Blake licks the camera?! The fans boo but The Swirl soaks up the heat. Lee puts Reynolds in the ring, then pushes him to a cover, TWO! Reynolds toughs it out but Lee clamps on a chinlock. The fans rally as Reynolds endures, and Reynolds fights up to his feet.
Reynolds fires body shots, but Lee CLUBS away on his back! Lee TOSSES Reynolds to the apron, runs up, but Reynolds ROCKS him! Reynolds ELBOWS Blake down, but Lee gets Reynolds in the ropes! Reynolds turns that around onto Lee for a ROPE OCTOPUS! Lethal protests, the ref counts, and Reynolds stops at 4. Lee stumbles away, but Blake SPEARS Reynolds on the apron! The fans boo, but Blake BLASTS Uno! The Swirl then drags Reynolds up and reels him in. Blake calls the shot, and he handsprings while Lee suplexes, but Reynolds counters with a cradle! TWO!! Lee escapes in time, but Reynolds TOSSES Blake and dodges Lee!
Blake tags in, but Reynolds tags Uno! Uno rallies on The Swirl, LARIAT after LARIAT, corner to corner and back again! The fans fire up as Uno gets all the way to seven, then he CHOPS Blake! Uno runs and BOOTS Blake, then DDTS him down! The fans fire up and Uno covers, TWO! Uno and the fans rally again, and Reynolds joins in. Uno hooks Blake in the Gory Especial, but Blake RANAS Reynolds away! Uno runs up, but Blake puts him on the apron! Blake headscissors Uno in the ropes for Lee to SHOTGUN down! Reynolds LARIATS Lee up and out! Blake kicks and whips, but Reynolds ducks to DIVE onto Lee!
Blake builds speed, he SWIRL SPIKES Uno & Reynolds! The fans are torn but Blake puts Uno in. Blake says this one’s for Lethal! Springboard, handspring, and LETHAL- Gory Especial! Reynolds runs in, GORY LUNG BLOWER!! Cover, Lee breaks it! Lee then whips Reynolds, but Reynolds reverses to TOSS Lee! Uno tags Reynolds, Reynolds climbs, and Uno has Blake in the Gory Especial again. Lethal distracts the ref! This lets Lee YANK Reynolds down! And he ENZIGIRIS Uno! Blake drags Reynolds over, he and Lee each have a wrist. B T E?! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Lee then drags Reynolds up, Blake climbs, SWIRL VALLEY!! Cover, The Swirl wins!
Winners: The Swirl, by pinfall
Lethal pushes past the ref to raise the hands of Blake & Lee in victory! A shoutout to The Young Bucks helps them win, but now Lethal & The Swirl beat up on Dark Order just because they can! The fans boo as Lethal puts Uno in the FIGURE FOUR! Blake even stands on Uno’s neck! Lee TOSSES Reynolds, and John Silver is nowhere to be found! But Adam Priest & Tommy Billington rush out here! Lethal & The Swirl run away, and Lethal says they’re done with those guys! #AllGenres & The Dynamite Kid disagree, when and where will they get their revenge on The Swirl? Will they get their revenge?
My Thoughts:
A very good episode for ROH, especially for (what they recognize to be) episode 150. Nothing super amazing, though that’s apparently because they’re saving the big moves for two weeks, the first-ever ROH x MPX Global Wars. It’s only named that because they don’t have a better name for what’s really just a promotional crossover and not ROH going to another country. Either way, that’ll be fun to see some up-and-coming wrestlers, maybe the MPX stars can get signed to AEW-ROH and help fill more the ROH roster than the AEW one, because ROH needs something to spice up the title scenes, TK is barely developing the people he has.
I will say, I appreciate that GYV are the ones involved in this AEW-ROH crossover story with Eddie Kingston & Ortiz. Very good match with SAP that GYV of course won, and I was pleasantly surprised Eddie & Ortiz confronted GYV after being called out. Their Collision match will be very good, and I would think Eddie & Ortiz win. I also appreciated Archer’s squash match and Shane VS Kiran Grey being back to back, as I planned on skipping them both. Kiran Grey getting an actual entrance week after week is promising for him, as are these great showings he’s been getting, even in defeat. Perhaps Kiran Grey will also be All Elite soon enough.
STP of course won both their matches tonight, with the Mixed Six Tag being a very fun one. Arlington gladly accepted MXM TV as the Faces in this scenario, they’re all just that entertaining that they could make the turn if they wanted. But at the same time, they’re just that good as Heels, it might not happen. Lee Moriarty is also defending his Pure Championship against Xelhua again, but this time in a CMLL venue, that should be another technical classic. Good stuff in the 8 Man Tag, and I hate to say it, but I feel like Jacked Jameson has a point. But even so, the Frat House of course lost, The Von Erichs are very powered up in Texas.
Very good Proving Ground from Velvet VS Renegade, there was some nice innovation in this match, but I figured Velvet would win out. They teased it last week, but seems they’ll give us a slow burn build towards Velvet VS Valkyrie. And then a very good main event tag, but I figured The Swirl would win. Priest & Billington not leaving things alone is a good extension of the feud, and I still think Bandido should join them for a Six Man Tag to set up Bandido VS Blake once and for all.
My Score: 8.6/10
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